['My dog pooped on the rug yesterday.', 'Oh no! Is your dog trained to go outside?', 'He is. I am quite anxious thinking about cleaning it up. I hate germs.']
I'm sorry to hear that. Just take some deep breaths, wear gloves and maybe even a mask if it makes you feel better. You can do this and you'll be alright!
My dog pooped on the rug today. I am not looking forward to cleaning it up.