['I never knew what to expect at these bachelorette parties...as a male stripper I always expected some lonely old cat ladies looking for company...but almost every single time they turned out to be gorgeous chicks in their 20s']
Wow, that is quite lucky for you! I bet you made some good tips as well!
Being a male stripper was fun.  Besides walking out with at least $500 a night I was hanging around some gorgeous girls who I had initially expected to be sad, lonely old cat ladies wanting some company...but nope, most of them young college chicks in their early twenties.