['My dog took a fat ole poop on the carpet yesterday.', "That is disgusting, my dog does that too but in sneaky places. It's always a surprise lol", "I was so shocked! She usually doesn't do things like that. I was so disgusted when I had to clean it up."]
Yeah, our dogs need to be punished and maybe trained more.
My dog pooped on the carpet yesterday. I was so annoyed!