['I went out last weekend and had a major accident. Guess what happened...', 'Are you ok, you have to tell me what happened.', "I'm fine. Just a litte embarassed. I ripped my leggings dancing on bourbon street."]
Ahh that has happened to everyone before. It is embarrassing but you will get over it.
I ripped my pants on bourbon street the other day. Luckily I was wearing a long shirt.