["You'll never believe what I did today.", 'Try me', 'I walked out of the grocery store and put my bags in the wrong car.  It looked just like mine and the doors were unlocked.']
haha oh man did the owner get mad...or did he just laugh it off
I walked out the grocery store and walked to my car.  I opened the passenger door to set my groceries down.  I paused because I noticed items in the car that were not mine.  It wasn't my car.