['I really hate my printer', 'Is it acting crazy or just not working?', 'That stupid thing is always acting up.', "You could name it Bob Marley since it's always jammin lol I couldn't resist", "HAHA.  That's hilarious!  I might do that before I take it out to the field with a baseball bat!"]
Record it and have a Office Space moment with it lol
I really can't stand my printer