['I got pulled over for speeding last weekend! Man, I sure was thankful that he let me go with just a warning! What a cool cop!', 'I have never gotten a ticket lol', 'Well, let me tell you from experience, they are not fun!  Be happy you have gotten one!']
Let me knock on wood right now!
I got pulled over for speeding last weekend!  Man, I sure was thankful that he let me go with just a warning!  What a cool cop!