['Last night I went into my kitchen and ate all of my kids cookies.', 'I do that all of time.', 'Well my wife confronted me this morning and I blamed it on our dog Max.', 'Lol. Poor Max. I bet sometimes dogs wished the spoke English for that very reason.', 'Yeah my wife had been kinda cold torwards him since. I feel bad for him..']
Shame on you. I'm telling
I ate all my kids cookies and blamed it on the dog.