["I took out the trash today and the bag burst all over me. I knew I shouldn't have kept 50 pounds of ramen sitting in the fridge for 2 months.", 'Why put ramen in the fridge?', "I am a poor college student and needed to eat the leftovers. Thought it would stay good for all eternity. Guess it doesn't when it's cooked."]
How are you  doing in college? because that is ridiculous lol
Took the trash out the other day and the bag burst open. Never felt so disgusted in my life.