['My dog pooped on the rug today.', "That is unfortunate. I hope it wasn't 1 or 2 miles high?", 'Naw, it was 3 miles high. Quite mad and devastated that it ruined the rug.']
That amount of poop really does things to a rug. I recommend getting a new house.
My dog pooped on the rug. Quite sad that she destroyed it.