['Hello.', 'Hi! Tell me something about yourself!', "Well... I'm feeling incredibly guilty!"]
Oh no? I hope you're okay. Why is it that you feel guilty?
I'm on a diet and things are going great! I'm trying to get fit for my wedding. One day I'm feeling a little blue, and decide it's a good idea to eat a full bar of chocolate, 3 packets of crisps and a 6 pack of beer. Definitely not helping my diet.