['i am currently waiting for my nephew to be born', 'oh nice! first one?', 'Yes! i cant wait to spoil the lil guy.', 'I bet. Do you have any children of your own?', 'yes, but they are old. i want a baby..lol', 'so that means extra spoilage :P', 'yes and i can return him after i spoil him']
by spoil do you mean mountain dew?
i am currently waiting for my nephew to be born