['My dog peed on the rug for the near hundredth time today. I was so mad!', 'Oh I bet!  Did you take him outside?', "I do, but he always waits until we get inside to go. I just can't seem to get him to go inside. I might have to hire a professional..."]
I use puppy pads in my house in case my dog needs to use the bathroom in the house.   Those seem to work pretty good!
My dog peed on the rug today. I was so mad!