["Well, I am stuck at work today.  I had bought a lottery ticket last week thinking I wouldn't have to work this week. lol", 'heh well at least you can be here while working', "As you might imagine I was quite bummed to find out that I didn't even match one number!"]
maybe next time
I bought a lottery ticket last week thinking I would win big.  Needless to say I am still working today.