['So I was out at the bar last night and I ran into my ex.  She was looking great and she tried to get me to go home with her.', "I'm guessing it didn't work right?", 'Nope, I didnt go.  My wife wouldve been pretty mad.']
Sounds to me like you've made some good decisions in your life to land you in marriage, awesome!
I went to the bar the other night and a girl tried to get me to go home with her, but i didnt. because my wife would be mad