['My dog pooped in my wig today. I was so mad!', 'Oh no! How are you going to clean it out?', "I have no idea! The worst part is that I found out when I was trying to take it off...that thing wouldn't budge! No wonder my co-workers were giving me disgusted looks."]
Yikes! That must have been terrible
My dog pooped in my wig today. I was so mad!