['I spilled some coffee on my lap and now it looks like I wet myself.', 'I have done that way too many times,  maybe use the air drter in the bathroom?', 'I had some towels nearby, but just waiting until it dries like this before I get up and someone notices.']
thats hilarious and terrible at the same time.
I spilled coffee on my lap and now it looks like I had an accident.