['I  fell asleep on the train in India. I woke up to find my wallet missing.', "Uhoh.  I'm assuming it was not safely returned to you?", 'I wish. It was such a headache. I plan on going to Vietnam and I heard theft is much worse or as worse.']
Fanny packs for the win!
I fell asleep on the train in India. I woke up to find my wallet missing.