["I've bought a lottery ticket every week for years. This week shockingly I bought the winning ticket!", "That's great, how much did you win?", 'Thank you. $50. Of course they take so much out in taxes']
Still more than you started with.  For that ticket anyway.  LOL.  Congrats.
I've played the lottery every week for years. This week I got the winning ticket. I'm so happy!