['My husband an I thought we would treat ourself toa nice dinner. I went to take a bite and looked down, thank goodness I did, there was a really nice piece of hair wrapped around my food', 'A really nice piece of hair?  Yikes.  Did you send it back?', 'I sure did. Told the waiter that I wanted to talk to the manager. When he came out I was real nice about it. Just happy I did not have topay for it']
Well good.  Hopefully you got your food re-made though.
My husband and I went out to a real nice restaurant for our anniversary and i looked down just as I was fixing t take a bite out of my lobster and there was a nice long piece of hair