['I totally made a fool of myself at Walmart the other day, I was wearing a white outfit and there was a very attractive man in front of me and I tripped and fell.']
Haha! Poor you. Did you wreck your clothes?
It was such an experience to trip and fall right in front of an extremely attractive male at Walmart of all places. I had my coffee in my hand and it spilled all over my lap and of course I was wearing white and had a giant (burning) coffee stain all over my clothes!