['My neighbor brought home her baby and it was her first child.', 'Wow, how exciting. I bet it looks like a fat little old man.', "Fat little old lady. I tried to help her even though she had been mean and accused me of hitting her car when I didn't", 'I would hit it out of spit now', 'Lol. She moved away. She thought I wanted her jobless boyfriend. No thanks']
Must have thought you wanted some of his sweet unemployment check
I tried to help my neighbor when she brought home her new baby. Even though I didn't like her