["I took my trash out a minute ago in the dark barefoot and wouldn't you know I stepped in dog poop!", "That's brutal, was it a big poop?", 'Ugh yes and it went all up between my toes and everything. So gross. I tried to wipe it off in the grass but it just made it worse.']
That is gross, did you get a bath or a shower?
I took my trash out a minute ago and stepped in dog poop! It even went between my toes!