['I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped!', 'Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!', "Oh I will! It isn't to hard to please a siberian tiger. Ordering her from Russia was very difficult."]
Well as long as you have a safe word you should be OK. You also may want to buy some life insurance.
I am getting married tomorrow. I am so stoked!