['My thermostat is out of control. Feels like winter here.', "Time to grab a blanket. You mean that it's inaccurate?", "Something is wrong with it. I would have to turn it off, but then we'd be burning up."]
Sounds like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place! I hope you get it sorted out swiftly!
My thermostat is out of control. Feels like winter here.