["I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon.", 'Wow, that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?', 'I sell dried starfish that I find on the local beach! I figure there must be a niche for it somewhere, since I enjoy collecting them so much.']
Oh! Well duh, silly me. I thought it was food or something. Do you sell other things too?
I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off.