["While I was cooking, my 4 year old got into these paint markers and drew/painted all over himself and the furniture in his room. I didn't know whether to scream or cry."]
Oh no! Those little ones seem to do stuff like that all the time.
While I was cooking, my 4 year old got into these paint markers and drew/painted all over himself and the furniture in his room.  I didn't know whether to scream or cry.