['Someone stole my trash can.', 'Why on earth would someone do that? A totally pointless act!', "The city will literally give you one for free.  I don't even get it.", 'Some people will steal anything, I guess. A store employee once told me they had to keep certain things by the checkout or they walked!', 'Yep.  The lack of integrity of some people is shocking.']
It sure is! I got caught (when I was about 8) bouncing a ping pong ball while leaving a toy store. The owner took me home and my Dad gave me a hiding. Never again!
Someone stole my trash can.