["My kids are driving me nuts! I can't wait for back to school time!", 'Mine went back to school today!  I watched the bus drive off and I kinda looked around and said to myself, Well shoot, what now?', "Oh I'm jealous! Mine are just little and they have too much energy."]
Mine are older and think they're too cool for everything.  I took my usual 'first day of school' picture and I got, Mom, aren't we too old for this?
My kids are driving me nuts! I can't wait for back to school time!