["Like Scarface said, There's no one I trust but ME!....I'm the only person who's never failed me, I'm the most trustworthy guy I know", "I'm very glad you can rely on yourself!  I def trust you already.", 'Thanks for your kind words.  Now kindly give me your bank account info and social security number ;))']
I'll email you right away, keep a look out for that :-)
I only put my faith in myself because I'm the only person who's never failed me