["I'm curious to see which out of these 2 girls I'm texting I'll end up dating first...one 18 and one 24 both super smart and attractive", 'Date them both? Then pick which one you like the most.', "Thanks I was planning on that lol...I'm saying I wonder who'll bite first"]
you should bite first and take them both home!
I'm texting 2 girls right now, one 18 and one 24 both smart and super attractive.  I'm curious to see who I'll end up dating first