['Yesterday I found my dog chewing my leather loafers. Apparently he thought they were a chew toy. I was livid.', 'They must have tasted good!', 'Yeah at least he got a good snack. I will have to keep my closet closed from now on!']
Lesson learned, that's for sure
Yesterday my dog found my leather loafers and thought they were a chew toy. I was livid when I found the lumps that used to be my nice shoes. That mutt!