["My neighbor is like 90 years old and really shouldn't be driving anything not even lawnmower. He hit my work truck and busted a tail light last night and my blood is boiling!", 'LOL that is sorta funny though.  I can just picture this.', 'Its so annoying! Like you can tell when you look at my security camera, he hits trash cans and crap all the time!']
Maybe you should sneak over and mow it for him when he isn't home.
My neighbor is like 90 years old and really shouldn't be driving anything not even lawnmower. He hit my work truck and busted a tail light last night and my blood is boiling!