['I was walking down the street the other day when I stepped in a steam pile of dog poo. I was so enraged.', "That's absolutely disgusting! What did you do?", "I didn't want to only have one stinky shoe so I stepped in with the other foot. Then I jumped a few times. The smell was so nauseating."]
That sounds terrible. I really hope your future excursions are dung free!
I was so upset when I stepped in a pile of dog poop the other day. I wasn't paying attention and next thing I knew I was stepping in it. Eww!