['The first time I met my husband I made an absolute fool of myself. I drank way too much.']
Well, at least he knew what he was getting into right from the start lol.
The first time I met the man who is now my husband I made the worst impression. I got way too intoxicated and ended up getting super sick. I was so upset with myself the next day that I'd made myself look so horrible. He must not have cared all that much!