['When we moved, my grandfather gave me a lamp as a gift.  He attached a cut out of a spider to the inside of the shade.']
Haha! That definitely must have scared many people that did not know what it was. That must be hilarious to watch!
My grandfather gave me a lamp as a gift, and he attached a cut out of a spider to the inside of the shade.  It looked like a gigantic spider!  I screamed bloody murder.