['I just got home from work and I cannot even begin to tell you how mad I am right now!', 'What a day, huh?! Can you tell me what happened or is it still too raw?', 'Well, my dog decided it would be a good day to eat my shoes and then take a poop on my floor, so i had to scrub the floor clean.']
That is not something I would want to come home to seeing. And your day at work was bad too, wow!
I came home the other day and saw that my dog had chewed up my shoes and had pooped on my floor.  I had to clean up so much poop it was gross