['When I was in high school I borrowed my parents car, and got into an accident. Of course like most human teenagers I tried to cover it up but they found out.', 'Hey,were you injured?', 'No I was fine, just my pride was wounded. Of course, being a human being and not a robot I was overwhelmed by the lie. I fessed up to them eventually.']
Hope they took it easy with you?
I crashed my parents car when I was in high school and tried to lie about it. I ended up admitting to it but the time I spent trying to cover it up was excruciating.