['My son peed on me the other night.', "Oh no! I'm sure it was awful at the time, but it'll be a good story when he grows up!", 'I know!  Both of my kids are completely out of it when they wake up in the middle of the night, so I went to help him and he peed on me.']
That is too funny. They'll grow out of it soon enough!
My son peed on me the other night.