['I felt a little bad I accidentally bought 5 packages of clearance cookies. I thought they were gluten free but I got the wrong kind.', 'Are you going to eat them?', 'No, I am allergic to gluten. They were from a kind that I thought only carried gluten free stuff I was in a rush. I hate losing $10.']
Give them to a homeless person.
I felt a little bad I accidentally bought 6 packages of clearance cookies. I thought they were gluten free but I got the wrong kind. I was in a rush!