['The phone company almost charged my wife 500 dollars for a broken phone she had to return.', 'Wow! Ask for a refund or some extra stuff!', "They fortunately worked it out and there was no charge, but the worst part was that she tasked me with returning it on time and I totally didn't. I really screwed up."]
Dang, well at least you got your money
I didn't return my wife's phone to the phone company in time and she had to go through an ordeal having them not charge her for it and I never owned up to it.