['I let out a rip roaring fart in the office today. The kind that makes small birds die.', "That's fantastic! Was anyone around to witness the glory?", "Oh, there were plenty. I don't think I'll ever live it down. A few people were sent to the ER!"]
You deserve a purple heart for the bravery you showed today.
I let out a rip roaring fart in the office today. Never felt so mortified in my life.