["I saw a guy at the mall wearing a cut off tank top like you used to see in the 80's except he was 400 pounds.", 'Lmao sounds like a confident dude', 'Yeah, I looked at my wife and said that he must have lost a bet.']
Or he's looking for his soulmate
I saw a guy at the mall wearing a cut off tank top like you used to see in the 80's except he was 400 pounds.