['So, went to the bar last night and woke up missing my underpants. I had no idea what happened to them,', 'Oh no, are you okay', 'Yes, I am okay. I was pretty thankful, since the bartender returned them to me. Apparently, I was so drunk that I was wearing them on my head.']
I hate being that drunk
Yesterday, I lost my favorite pair of underpants. I was quite grateful when my favorite bartender returned them.