['I won first place at the egg swallowing contest at my school the other day!', "What haha that's a real thing???", "It is! It is quite the competition here in Alaska. We don't have much to do, so we try to humor ourselves with the simpler things in life."]
Wow that's cool well good job winning!
I won first place at the egg swallowing contest at my school fair. Never felt so good about myself!