["Someone lit a bag of poop on fire on my neighbors sidewalk last halloween.  The smell of it is something I won't soon forget.", 'lol hey at least it was your neighbors sidewalk and not yours', "I know.  I didn't even know that was something people really did, I thought it was just in the movies...Gross!"]
Maybe you should find out who did it and go throw toilet paper all over their yard!!
Someone lit a bag of poop on fire on my neighbors sidewalk last halloween.  The smell of it is something I won't soon forget.