['I stepped in dried dog poop today on my way to my car. It was so nasty!', 'Dang, that is some nasty stuff. Did you take your shoe and shove it in the face of your sworn enemies?', 'Haha, maybe next time']
I guess you shouldn't clean the poop off your shoe then. Save it for when the time comes.
I stepped in dried dog poop today on my way to my car. It was so nasty!