["I can't believe I;m still single at 34!", 'Oh wow.  Have you ever been married?', "Nope. I haven't been on a date in a year or so", 'Do you have any children?', 'I have three two toddlers and a teen', 'Wow.  That must be a lot of work.', "Plus I work and am in college, so I guess I just haven't had time"]
I am sorry.  You sound like a really hard worker.
I'm single and 34 and it still think I will meet someone and get married someday