['I swallowed a fly today on the way home from work.', 'Oh gross, did you spit it back out?', "I tried, but it wouldn't come out. I was so grossed out and I thought I was going to die on the spot!"]
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. Maybe it's not that bad? just drink a lot of water
I swallowed a fly today. I was so grossed out.