['I won off a scratch off ticket! I have the absolute worst luck with these things too!', 'Congratulations! How much did you win?', 'I won a hundred bucks! This never happens ever!']
Hey that's awesome. And you're right it doesn't, so live it up my friend!
I bought a scratch off ticket yesterday and won $100 on it! I never win anything off of them so I was very happy!