['My roommates took my food I had labeled with my name in the fridge today.', 'That was a crappy thing to do. Better get a handle on it now or it could become a big problem.', "I know, I think I'm gonna steak their food to let them see how it feels."]
They probably deserve it but you know the old saying two wrongs don't make a right.
My roommate ate all of my food today. I didn't have any lunch.