['Do you have kids? Some of the things they do are nasty! My girlfriends kid is such a messy eater!', 'I do. I have one and another one on the way. They can be gross little critters!', "You're not kidding! When he eats spaghetti it's the worst. Pasta sauce gets everywhere!"]
Oh, that's rough. That can be a lot of clean up.
Having kids is great but some of the things they do are gross. My girlfriend's kid is always making a mess!