['I was going for a walk in the neighborhood and I felt something drop on my head.', 'that is intense! what was it?', 'I reached up and realized a bird had done its business on my head. I was revolted!']
ahh dang, thats terrible! that is pretty bad luck
When I was walking around my neighborhood I felt something drop on my head. I reached up and realized a bird had did its business on me. I was revolted!