["I ate 20 pizzas today. I've never felt so disgusted with myself.", '20 pizzas!!!  How did you fit that in your stomach without it exploding?', 'I have no idea! It may be because I consume that many pizzas on a daily basis. Maybe I should go see a doctor.']
I think I'd look into entering some eating contests if I were you!
I ate 20 pizzas today. I never felt so disgusted with myself.