['No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad.', 'That would be depressing, did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?', 'Well, both sort of. I expected at least one person, ya know? Not a single soul to be found.']
Maybe if you post to social media, a bunch of random strangers will show up.
No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone.