['I came home from work to discover that my cat had knocked down the TV', 'Oh no!  Cats can be devious things when we are not home - and sometimes when we are.  Did it break the TV?', "Yes, yes he did. And of course he didn't care. He was taking a nap next to it when I got back"]
Aren't they just the most cute, and insanely calculating animals!
I came home from work to discover that my cat had knocked down the TV. He's never done that before, but it was brand new!