['Today at the grocery store my car was hit! He was on his phone!', "I'm so sorry!  That's awful!  Did you get his insurance information?", 'Oh absolutely. Luckily I had a witness help testify that he was indeed on his phone.']
That's a mercy, at least. Are you hurt?
A man hit my car today at a grocery store. He was on his phone not paying any attention to the road!