['I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me.']
I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.
I am mortified.  I was going to the bank and tried to open the door.  I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push.  Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me.