['Kids in my neighborhood put dog poop on my front stoop, how nasty.', 'Eww. That is disgusting', "It's so gross!", 'How did they put it there? nevermind. Its just too much', "I don't want to know either but I did wish I had a camera doorbell so I could see just who did it and speak to their parents!"]
You should still get one.
Kids in my neighborhood put dog poop on my front stoop!