['Hi friend, did you ever have an experience like mine? One where you have stepped into the dog poo?', 'Yes, It feels disgusting and you want to throw your shoe away afterwards.', 'Yea, did you ever do it in the barefooting. This is how I did it recently.']
No, never barefoot. I hope you took a long shower. Smelling like dog poo wont get you any ladies.
I was walking along in the park. And then I took off my shoes and two minutes later I stepped in a gigantic pile of dog poo!