["The other day after work, I walked out to my car and saw that someone had destroyed my sideview mirror! They left a note that said I had no choice on the windshield. I'm so mad.", 'Oh no, what a jerk thing to do', "I know, right. No cameras in our parking garage either, so I can't even catch the guy somehow."]
That doesnt make sense, oh well
A couple weeks ago I walked out to my car after work, and saw that someone had destroyed my sideview mirror! They left a note that said sorry, the way you were parked, I had no choice