["While shopping the other day, I had to show my ID to purchase some glue. I'm glad I keep my ID on me.", "An ID for glue? What's next, showing ID for buying a greeting card? Sheesh.", "That's what I thought too, but I guess it's considered an inhalant."]
I can see that. I guess this is why we can't have nice things.
I was at the store the other day when I was asked to show my ID to buy glue. I'm glad I keep my ID on me.