['I managed to bag 50 squirrels the other day when I was hunting. I felt marginally bad.', 'Are you going to eat them?', 'Of course! I am going to make a 25 pound squirrel pot pie and submit it to the country fair. I am also planning on making an exquisite fur coat to sell on etsy. I hope some hillbilly will buy it.']
Hillbillies love that stuff! They love roadkill hahaha
I managed to bag 50 squirrels when I was hunting yesterday. Kinda felt bad for the little critters.