['So, last night I thought I was Martha Stewart and tried out a new recipe I crafted - pepperoni cheesecake', 'A+ for creativity.', 'Oh, believe me, I thought so as well. Turns out, pepperoni was never meant for cheesecake. I promptly threw it in the trash with disappointment.']
Never ventured, nothing gained and all.
I tried baking a pepperoni cheesecake last night. It tasted awful.