['My daughter went on a mission trip to an area that is really depressed.  She brought something extra back home with her though.', 'What did she bring back?', "Lice - she brought back LICE!  I was so embarrassed by it, even though I knew she'd gotten it from the children she went to serve.  Of course then I was sad for those kids not having anyone take care of that for them."]
Wow that's awful, I had lice in school.
My daughter went on a mission trip in an area that is really depressed.  She came home with lice.