['my girlfriend got mad at me and destroyed my new car with a bat and knocked out my windshield.', "OMG!  That's insane.  How did you react?", 'You can imagine I was pretty red about it all']
Uh yeah!  I hope you got everything fixed.
My girlfriend got mad at me one night and went outside . the next thing I heard was a bunch of loud noises that sounded like some one hitting metal with something I went  out the next morning and found my car eat all to pieces and the windshield beat out of it, I was steaming.