['I have been eating a lot of sugar free candy recently and it made my bowels loose if you know what I mean.', 'Haha I know exactly what you mean! My uncle pranked his coworker once with a bag of sugar free candy. I feel for you, seriously.', 'It all hit me while I was walking out of an Eddie Bauer store at the mall.  I had to waddle to the bathroom and throw away my underwear.']
Oh man that is really bad. I feel sorry for laughing.
I have been eating a lot of sugar free candy recently and it made my bowels loose if you know what I mean.