['So I went to work yesterday wearing two different shoes.  I was not fully awake when I was getting around in the morning.  Not my best moment.', 'I have done that. It happens to the best of us', "I didn't even realize it until someone pointed it out about halfway through the day.  I wanted to disappear after that."]
I am sure no one really noticed
I went to work yesterday wearing two different shoes.  I was half asleep when I was getting around and did not notice