["I was coming back home from work and there was a snake by the stairs! I HATE snakes!! I called animal control or whatever it's called.", 'did you get the snake out? if not this is what you do, get a neighbors cat and place it in the area and wait till the snake is hungry. problem solved', "i would never do that! I love cats! I'm a cat person. that's animal abuse"]
ok then lets switch it up.. get a neighbors dog.. get some popcorn
I'm scared of snakes