["I can't believe I am still single.", 'Why do you say that? Are you a man or woman?', 'A woman. I am 34 and not even dating. I thought I would be set by now.', 'Everything happens for a reason. I was single until I was 29. I met the right one on a dating app. No shame in an app.', "I always get weirdos on apps. Maybe I'll try again though.", 'I went through 4 dates and then I met the one I am with. Try again! I have been with for clsoe to 2 years.', "congrats! I'm gonna keep trying. I'm really sick of being single lol"]
Good luck! Sometimes single is nice tho.
I can't believe I'm still single