['My turtle ran away from me today.', 'Oh my god. Did you guys have a fight?', "Yeah, he was all butthurt because I wouldn't let him eat an extra tomato. Serves him right, but I do marginally miss him."]
It's just an extra tomato, man. You're going to let that ruin your relationship with your turtle?
My turtle ran away today. I was fraught with despair.