["I have my soccer game tomorrow and I am so pumped that I can't sleep.", 'Oh cool!  Do you play in the game or get to be the cooler part of the team, the waterboy?', "I am the waterboy! Can't wait to provide sweet, succulent water to all the parched, puckered throats."]
Ha ha! Awesome!  I bet you're great at it!  Get out a hose and just water them down! Its faster.  Hope you have a great game tomorrow!  Don't forget the orange slices.
I have my soccer game tomorrow. I am so pumped that I can't sleep.