['There was a huge spider in my room last night! It was so terrifying!', 'I hate spiders. There is nothing worse than waking up and seeing one above you on the ceiling as you are laying in bed.', "Yes, that's the worst! I smacked this one with a shoe, but when I did, thousand of babies started running everywhere!!"]
Well that sounds terrible. It is time to burn your house down and start a new life elsewhere.
There was a huge spider in my room last night! When I smacked it with a shoe, thousands of babies started running everywhere.