["Last week I was so upset when my dog jumped up on the table and started eating my child's birthday cake! I really yelled at the mutt!"]
Oh no, I hope your kid wasn't too upset. Maybe need to lock the dog in another room when food is out.
I hate it when my dog jumped on the table and started wolfing down my child's birthday cake. I had spent four hours preparing the cake only to see it disappear in 30 seconds!