['My best friend got the prettiest girl in the class. I wish I had his game. I am better looking but he gets the girl every time.', "I am sure once you clean up your scruffy look you'll be able to land all the ladies.", 'I thought the mountain-man look was in this year. You think deodorant would help too?']
Nah, you can forgo deodorant. The media just tells everyone it's necessary since it's a poorly known method of government mind control.
My friend got the prettiest girl in the class. I don't know how he does it. I'm better looking than him.