['I once was traveling at a speed in excess of the speed limit.  A police officer was waiting just off the side of the road beyond the hill I had just cross, and I immediately knew he had me.', 'Sometimes you just have to concede defeat. I admire your resigned attitude.', "What is interesting is that I was certain he had caught me, but what I didn't realize was that one travelling behind me on the interstate must have been going faster than I was."]
Then it was your lucky day. I usually follow someone like that and they will end up getting pulled over before me.
I once was travelling at a speed in excess of the speed limit.  A police officer was waiting off the side of the road just beyond the hill I crossed, and I immediately knew he had me.