['My son said his first word today. My breast filled with pride as my ears were graced with that beautiful word.', "Aw, that's exciting! I think I would swell with pride if a swear word were my kid's first word too!", 'Indeed. He said Josef Stalin! How zany and cooky is that??!?!?!?']
WOWAOEAOEAEOHHHH, now that was unexpected! Are you at all concerned that you're raising a Communist, or have you decided to embrace the hammer and sickle and seize the means of production?
My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride.