['So, last night I tried throwing a salad in the oven, thinking I was Gordon Ramsey.', "hm never tried baked salad. How'd it go, Ramsey?", "It went how'd you think cooking a salad in the oven would go. The lettuce was scorched and the tomatoes tasted like dog poop. Absolutely disappointing."]
Well, you get experience points on that. Hopefully, the next dish is better.
Last night, I tried cooking a salad. I was disappointed once I learned that salads weren't meant to be cooked.