["The other day, I was putting my groceries in my car and a friend that I hadn't seen in a while called my name.", 'Did you punch him in the nose?', 'NO - LOL!! I introduced him to my daughter but called him by the wrong name!!!  Oh my goodness!!  He corrected me and I felt about 2 inches tall!']
This is why i got rid of all of my friends.
Saw a friend at the grocery store and introduced her to my daughter by the wrong name.