['I checked the mail box one day and had a letter from a University I wanted to go to.', "hey that's awesome! You won't have to steal money like me. Which University was it?", 'Texas Christian University TCU. But the stealing thing is going catch up to you.']
Oh a Christian University that is nice. Well I needed my drugs
I remember applying for college and waiting for an acceptance letter. I didn't know if I would get accepted but I always was optimistic about getting in.  One day  I checked the mail and they letter was right there.  I was one happy camper.