["It was dark when I got up to use the bathroom last night and I accidentally stepped on my dog's tail.", 'Awww, poor dog! Did you give it a treat to make it up?', "I did but I still felt bad, He doesn't know I'm sorry because he can't speak human!"]
Well, I am sure he can tell you're sorry by your actions. Doggies are smart like that!
I stepped on my dog's tail last night. I think he hates me now