['I totally made a fool of myself at Walmart the other day, I was wearing a white outfit and there was a very attractive man in front of me and I tripped and fell.', 'Haha! Poor you. Did you wreck your clothes?', 'Yep, I had a massive brown stain on my white shirt, and of course my coffee is hot so it is burning me slightly, I just got up and walked back to my car']
I hope you didn't get burned too badly! I fall a lot. It never stops being embarrassing.
It was such an experience to trip and fall right in front of an extremely attractive male at Walmart of all places. I had my coffee in my hand and it spilled all over my lap and of course I was wearing white and had a giant (burning) coffee stain all over my clothes!