["While I was cooking, my 4 year old got into these paint markers and drew/painted all over himself and the furniture in his room. I didn't know whether to scream or cry.", 'Oh no! Those little ones seem to do stuff like that all the time.', "I can't get it off the furniture which he just bought used but still new to us.  My blood was boiling but I tried to stay calm and firm."]
Did you try this stuff called GOOF OFF? Give that a try or some vinegar.
While I was cooking, my 4 year old got into these paint markers and drew/painted all over himself and the furniture in his room.  I didn't know whether to scream or cry.