["I keep seeing shadows outside my front windows and then hearing footsteps by the door but when I check, there's no one there.", 'That is terrifying.  Do you think someone is messing with you, or do you think it is nothing?', 'I think my crazy nut neighbor might be trying to sneak a peek at me in my pjs.  I need to move from this duplex!  Move to the beach!']
I k now exactly what you mean.  Your neighbor must be really weird.  I used to want to move to the beach, but then my wife got really weird about it.  Now she is obsessed and I'm kinda' cooling on the idea.  She can be really overbearing.  You know what I mean, man?
I keep seeing shadows outside my front windows and then hearing footsteps by the door but when I check, there's no one there.