['I had an accident at work one time.', "Oh no! We're you okay?", "Yea except my pride, I went to work sick and ended up ruining a pair of pant's if you get what i mean."]
Ha ha, you poor thing. Hopefully you feel better soon!
I went to work sick one time and had an accident in my pants.I had to call my district manager to tell her and get permission to go home and get cleaned up.