["Tomorrow I am going to a Nascar race with my family. I can't wait to see all the hillbillies and neckbeards throwing down in the bleachers.", "That sounds like fun. But I don't think Hillbilly is a very nice way to describe people.", 'Eh, if you live on a hill and your name is Bill, I think that would qualify you as a hillbilly.']
Funny, but true. Have you ever been to the races before?
Tomorrow I am going to a Nascar race with my family. I am so stoked.