['So i came home yesterday and my lovely dogs greeted me all happy.', "Aww, that's sweet. I love animals! They love you unconditionally.", 'Yeah but sadly it was all a mask. Went into the living room to find a torn up couch.']
Uh oh, someone's in trouble! It's funny how smart dogs can be sometimes. They were trying to butter you up before you saw what they did!
Came home the other day and my dogs were happy to see me. I then go into the living room to find the couch ripped up.