['My 15 year old son took my ferrari out for a test drive and crashed it.', 'I hope you had insurance.', 'Oh of course, but I still only have three ferraris left so you can imagine the length of the time out I gave him!']
Sure, it must be a real pain to be in your imaginary shoes.
My 15 year old son took my ferrari out for a test drive and crashed it.  I only have three more of those!