["I ordered pizza and it should be here any moment. I keep looking out the window to check, and I can feel my brain slowly turning into a caveman brain I'm so hungry.", "Yum that sounds delicious. You're making me hungry.", "Aha, I'm sorry! If it makes you any less hungry it's a vegetarian pizza because the wife doesn't eat meat."]
You should just get a half vegetarian. No need to punish your self like that.
I ordered pizza and I can't wait for it to arrive already.