['I got out of the slammer last month after being there for 50 years. Hoping the remainder of my life is spent on a beach like at the end of Shawshank Redemption.', "Oh, wow.  That's a long time.  How old were you when you first went in?", 'I was five years old. Went in for burgling a candy store.']
Ha ha.  Now I know you're kidding me.  50 years?  I think you served your time for that offense, wiouldn't you say?
I got out of the slammer last month after being in there for 50 years. I have much hope for my future.