['I hate to say this, but I miss school.', 'I think I can understand that.  It was a bit simpler than all this adulting we have to do.', 'Yes. Exactly. I kinda wish I took school more seriously.']
You and me both!  My kids are almost raised and I'll probably go back to work soon, but would actually love a different degree now.  It's never too late to go back you know.
I hate to say this, but I miss school.