['I was shocked. I was at the state park walking through the woods and I swear I saw a Bigfoot.', 'I would have been so excited lol.  What did it look like?!', 'Just like you think it would.. big, tall, hairy walking ape sorta thing']
Was anyone with you?  Did anyone believe you?
I was shocked.  I was at the state park walking through the woods and I swear I saw a Bigfoot.