['i am pissed that someone put a dent in my door', "They didn't leave a note!?!?!?!?  That is the worst.  That is the kind of thing that makes you want to bring out forensics to take a paint sample and hunt the people down to bring them to justice.", 'no they didnt leave anything except for the dent :(']
Ugh, that should be illegal...wait a minute...I think it is illegal.  So frustrating.
i am pissed that someone put a dent in my door