['I was on my first date with a girl last night and I accidentally passed gas during dinner.', "that must've been embarrassing, how did you recover?", "I just pretended it didn't happen and hoped that she didn't hear it. It just slipped out and said hello."]
You're so kind she will love that.
I passed gas while on my first date with a girl last night. I didn't mean to, it just slipped out.