['I went to Jack N The Box the other day, and there was a long gray hair in my burger!', "I have never had that. We don't have them here. Good thing though lol", "Yeah, last time I'll be back there, I was so turned off I skipped dinner completely."]
I would have done the same.
Went to Jack N The Box the other day, and there was a long gray hair in my burger.  Grossed me out so badly I didn't even eat dinner.