['My elephant pooped on the rug last night.', 'Oh no! I bet it was a huge poop! What did you do with it?', "I left it to fester. There is no way I'm going all Jurassic Park and moving all that dung! I harvested his tusks and sent them to the black market because I was so mad!"]
Well that's what he gets for pooping on the rug! He knew better!
My dog elephant pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!