['I was eating at my favorite Chinese restaurant recently. During one bite I felt a crunch in my mouth.', "That's gross. What was it??", 'I looked down and realized I had bitten into a cockroach. I was appalled but finished the food anyway. Guess I got my protein for the day.']
I would have thrown up! Did you tell the manager?
I was eating Chinese food recently. I felt a crunch in my mouth. I realized I had just swallowed a cockroach. I was appalled!