["I did a Mud Run last week and had so much fun except when my shorts got so thick with mud that we were crawling through that they fell down and I couldn't keep them up. Red face for me.", 'Oh no.. I hope you were not hurt', 'No, I was fine except my pride suffered a great deal.  I thought my shorts were tight enough to stay put.  Evidently not.  Have you ever done a Mud Run?']
No actually, i always wanted to though
I did a Mud Run last week and had so much fun except when my shorts got so thick with mud that we were crawling through that they fell down and I couldn't keep them up. Red face for me.