["I took $5 out of my 5 year old's birthday stash yesterday.", 'What did you use the $5 for? Something good hopefully!', "Yeah, I bought a $5 lotto ticket.  I was feeling lucky and I really need to scrounge up enough money for rent this month.  We didn't win, though."]
Sorry to hear that. You tried at least and your intentions were good.
I took $5 out of my 5 year old's birthday stash yesterday.