["You won't believe this but I found a winning scratch off ticket on the side of the road!", "That's amazing!  How much did you win and what did you buy with it?", "$50 and I haven't spent it on anything yet! I'm behind on my cable bill so it will probably go towards that! What a wonderful thing to happen!"]
Smart move!  Good for you for deciding to use it responsibly.
I found a winning scratch off ticket on the side of the road!