['My dog took a fat ole dookey on my prized family heirloom.', 'uh oh.  Did you put him in the corner?', 'Nope. I put him six feet under. That heirloom was worth over 10 million dollars. Never been so disappointed in him in my life.']
do you regret that?
My dog pooped on my prized family heirloom. I was so sad.