["I came home from work the other morning, and wouldn't you know it, there were a told of old dirty dishes in the sink.", 'Who left all the dirty dishes?', 'My wife did.  She does a lot of things around the house, but she never cleans the freakin dishes!']
Does she have a job?
I came home from work the other morning, and wouldn't you know it, there were a ton of old dishes in the sink.