['I was shocked when I saw a $50 bill laying on the sidewalk. I grabbed it and headed to the corner store.', 'Dang. What did you by? Mountain dew and doritos?', 'No I bought some lottery tickets and stamina pills. Figured I would hit the jackpot with my luck!']
A much better purchase than the neckbeard's staple. I hope you won!
I was so shocked when I found a $50 bill lying on the sidewalk. I grabbed it and bought a bunch of lottery tickets.