['I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit.', 'lol. Well then darnit I want to be a unicorn.', 'The only person stopping you from realizing your dreams is you. But yeah my crew thought I was dead, and they left me behind. Really sucked']
lol- Well that's true. Darn all those people who stopped me from being a unicorn. Well how on earth did you get back to earth then?
I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit.  Yeah my crew thought I was dead, and they left me behind.  Really sucked.