['The ONE time I had my security camera off, someone stole my lawn mower!', "No joke? That's terrible. Why was the security camera off? And seriously, who steals a lawn mower? What bums.", 'I use these new wireless cameras that need to be taken down and charged every so often. I should have charged it while I was home!']
Oh, that makes sense. I had no idea, since I've never used them. That sounds really inconvenient. Maybe they were waiting for the perfect moment to strike... What chumps.
Someone stole my lawn mower last night.