['My pet alligator bit me today. Never been so irritated in my life!', 'Pet alligator! Why do you have him as a pet, is he a rescue?', 'Nope! I got him 20 years ago at a Turkish Bazaar. Little tyke bit my hand clean off.']
Well, I'm not sure about that or how are you typing?!
My pet alligator bit me today. Never been so peeved in my life.