['I hate causing a scene and being the center of atention.  its the worst', 'Did something happen to you?', 'The other night my wife and I were out at dinner and I spilled my whole glass of water all over the table and myself.  Everyone looked over at us, i was blushing so hard.']
That's a good thing that it wasn't another type of drink!
At dinner the other day I spilled a whole glass of water all over the whole table and on myself.  The whole restaraunt looked over at me.