["I was eating lunch today at school and some woman let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. I almost spit my food out.", 'Oh my god!! she must have been raised in a barn!', "Yes that's what I was thinking. I mean, couldn't she have at least went somewhere more private!"]
Like a bathroom maybe!  some people really just dont understand manners.
I was eating lunch at school today and some lady next to me just let the biggest fart rip I've ever heard. I mean, couldn't she at lease have gone to the bathroom or a more private place for that?