["I couldn't find my phone all day, but when I finally did, I hadn't missed a single call or text.", "That's good, where was it?", 'It was in the couch, but really it just made me realize I need to hang out wih some friends.']
What would you do with friends?
The other day I couldn't find my phone all day.  When I finally found, there wasn't a single missed call or text.