['I picked up this aardvark on the black market. Named him Arthur. He pooped all over my carpet yesterday.', 'What is a aardvark?', "It's an exotic animal that lives in the rain forests of South America. I was so annoyed because he made quite a mess. Probably explains why rain forests are so fertile."]
I thought so. The name alone sounds so exotic, were you mad that you had to clean pooop?
My aardvark pooped on the rug yesterday. I was quite peeved.