['I got a puppy for my birthday!', "That's great! I bet you love that", "I did until I noticed that when I took him outside to go to the bathroom, he was eating the neighbor dog's doo doo."]
Haha, well dogs do that. I highly recommend not letting the puppy lick your face while it's young
I got a puppy for my birthday.  I took him outside to potty and found him eating the neighbors doo.