['I was so ashamed of my self the other day! I went to work with two different shoes!', 'What was the reason that happen to you?', "I guess I just didn't realize one was blue and one was black and I didn't have time to go home and change! I had to hide my feet all day!"]
I hope you you work behind a desk. That is the only way you can hide them!!!
I was so ashamed when I realize I left the house with two different shoes. I didn't have time to go home, so I had to hide my feet all day.