["My best friend got such a pretty girlfriend. I don't know how he does it. I look better than him but he gets the pretty girls.", 'I totally know what you mean.', 'I wish I had the game he has. I think I need to cut my hair like him to get a better chance with the ladies.']
You also need some good pickup lines.
I can't believe how pretty my best friend's new girlfriend is. I look better than him but he always gets the pretty girls. Wish I had as much game as him.