['I thought I did poorly on a job interview. They called me today with an offer! It feels like it came out of nowhere since I wasnt expecting to hear back from them.', "I would be so excited! I'm so proud of you!", 'Thanks. Im blown away. I never expected to hear from them again.']
Hopefully you have some wine to celebrate with!
I thought I did poorly on a job interview. I somehow managed to still get the job! I could believe it.