["I was walking out of the store the other day and walked right into the glass pane! It was so clean, I didn't realize the door wasn't open! Talk about humiliating!"]
Oh no!  I remember doing something similar when I was younger.  There was a pool outside of our screen door.  I went to run and jump into the pool from in the house and smashed right through it!
I was walking out of the store the other day and walked right into the glass pane!  It was so clean, I didn't realize the door wasn't open!  Talk about humiliating!