['So, I took a big ole dookey in the bathroom at work today. Forgot to flush the toilet on the way out.', "That's gross.", "You're telling me. I felt really bad whoever had to use it next. I really blew that thing up. Shouldn't have had Taco Bell last night!"]
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I left a big, fat dookey in the toilet at work today. I felt bad for whoever was going to walk in the stall next.