["I forgot to pack my suit so I had to borrow my friend's extra one when attending a wedding, and man it fits so bad! I look terrible!", 'That sucks. Well on the bright side at least you had a suit. Hopefully you were just a regular attendee.', 'I was, but I still felt so self conscious it was hard to enjoy the night.']
Yeah, I know how that is. I bet you won't forget it next time after having to endure all that.
I had to borrow a friends suit to a wedding we were attending because I forgot to pack mine and it fits terribly!