['I am so mad.. my dogs wont stop barking and I am going absolutely nuts', "I feel you, nothing irritates me more than a dog that won't stop barking.  Any plans to fix the problem?", 'Well I have four dogs.  Sooo.  Do I shoot the dogs or all the people mowing the grass?']
Ha, neither.  Look into some barking collars or maybe some training.
I am so mad.  My dogs won't stop barking and its making me crazy