['I just found a dead squirrel in our basement. Something was stinking and it was that. I want to throw up because I have to clean it out.']
Dang, I guess you should get on that, hopefully you drew straws or something, but at least you found the source!
I just found a dead squirrel in our basement.  Something was stinking and it was that.  I want to throw up because I have to clean it out.