['I was just over at some friends multi million dollar house for their sons birthday party...', 'Nice! Did you steal anything while you were there?', "Gosh I ate as much of the food as possible.   You're right though I should have helped myself to the ol five fingered discount."]
Well, at least you filled your stomach. Next time, don't forget about your pockets!
I just went over to some mutual friends house for their sons birthday party.  This house was probably three quarters of a millio dollars.