['I stubbed my little toe. Never felt so much anguish and despair in my life.', 'Oh my goodness, you must have stubbed it pretty hard!', "I did! That pesky shower stall had it in for me, I suppose. Luckily, I didn't have to go to the ER."]
My husband broke his toe one time and it is permanently bent now! It looks pretty goofy.
I stubbed my toe. I never felt so much anguish in my life.