["You wouldn't believe my night last night. I went home, and my entire house had been cleaned from top to bottom.", 'Oh wow. So who was the fairy?', "My wife. What's more, all my kids were quietly working in their rooms. You couldn't hear a mouse."]
She's an awesome lady. You're one lucky person.
There was a day where I came home to a perfectly clean house, all the shopping done for the week, and my kids working quietly in their rooms. My wife also made my favorite meal. It was a great evening!