['Last weekend, I slipped on some wet grass and slid, hand first, into a pile of dog poop. In front of everyone at a BBQ.', 'Oh no! How gross! That must have been so embarrassing! Were you able to clean yourself up?', 'It was so awful and disgusting.  I actually just left because I was so grossed out that I wanted to go home and take a shower.']
I can imagine. I would have lost my appetite for sure. That is a crazy story!
Last weekend, I slipped on some wet grass and slid, hand first, into a pile of dog poop.  In front of everyone at a BBQ.