['Last night I turned 8 shades of red.  I was blushing so bad', 'What made you blush so hard?', 'I went for a run and had to go to the bathroom.  I went to hide behind some bushes and someone caught me peeing.  I couldnt believe it']
Hey you have got to do what you have got to do. Hopefully next time you're closer to home when you need to go.
I was out for a run last night and I had to use the bathroom.  I went over to some bushes to pee and then someone saw me.  I cant believe i got caught