["I swear as I get older I need to take my time in getting dress. I'm afraid I'm going to be on one of those Walmart meme.  I've left home and before you know it I realize I have something on wrong."]
Oh no! I always like to pick out what I'm wearing the night before. Maybe that would help?
I'm not sure if it comes with age, but I have to make sure that I have my children make sure that I have my clothes and shoes on right.  One time, I left home with two different shoes on.  One of them black and the other blue.