["Goodness, I was working the concession stand at Emma's ball game. I bent over to grab a box of crackers and split my pants open!!!", "Oh my gosh!!! That's pretty funny. Did anyone see what happened?", 'Well of course, there was a whole line of fans getting snacks.. I grabbed a coat and tied it around my waist.']
Thankfully you had a sweater, but geez how embarrassing.
I was bending over while working the concession stand and split my pants.