['I ate all of the ice cream last night.', "All of it! Dang.. I bet someone wasn't happy about that. Unless you live alone, in which case, no big deal. Did you just feel like eating it, or were you feeling sad about something?", "I don't know. I do feel bad though because my kids didn't get any. Now I have to buy more"]
Ah, the kids. Well, maybe that's a good excuse for them to skip the sugar for a few days. I'm sure you'll make it up to them anyhow.
I ate all of the ice cream before my kids could even have any.