['I ate five whole pizzas yesterday. Felt moderately ashamed of myself.', 'Damn you are the MVP. I have only eaten two in a day. I am jealous.', "Oh, believe me, you don't want to do it. Felt so bad for the starving children in Antarctica."]
Well maybe they should think about emigrating south. I heard the charter schools there are subpar.
I ate 5 pizzas all by myself yesterday. Never have felt so bad about myself.