Yoker
The comedy series "Limmy's Show" famously featured a sketch in which perpetually-stoned Dee Dee travelled to Yoker on a whim , finding the experience an exciting and terrifying adventure rather than a rather mundane bus journey . 
<triplet> Sam English <subj> Rangers <obj> member of sports team <triplet> Charlie Gallagher <subj> Celtic <obj> member of sports team