We’ve just received a report that New York City is under attack by swarms of killer bees. They’ve been seen approaching from Brooklyn, the Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island. We urge you to stay in your homes at this time, as we will be bringing you up-to-the-minute information. This just in: Police are reporting that there’s a man on top of a skyscraper, ready to jump. I’m told that he is possibly Ol’ Dirty, a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. The police suspect that there could be some connection between this old dirty man, and the killer bees