I had one beer left when I got home and spilled the whole thing right after I opened it.
I had one beer left when I got home and spilled the whole thing right after I opened it.
user
Oh no!  That is disappointing.  Did you have to run out and get more?
assistant
No i'm just boozeless tonight :(
user
Well, I guess one night without beer is not going to kill you.  
assistant
I think i'll live, and save a few calories.
user