I ate 5 pizzas all by myself yesterday. Never have felt so bad about myself.
I ate five whole pizzas yesterday. Felt moderately ashamed of myself.
user
Damn you are the MVP. I have only eaten two in a day. I am jealous.
assistant
Oh, believe me, you don't want to do it. Felt so bad for the starving children in Antarctica.
user
Well maybe they should think about emigrating south. I heard the charter schools there are subpar.
assistant