I was at a bachelor party last year. 
I attended a bachelor party this summer. Things got a little out of hand.
user
Oh no! How so?
assistant
One of my friends hired some entertainment that my girlfriend would not approve of.
user
A stripper, I see. Well what she does not know will not hurt her.
assistant
That is just it! I was so proud of myself I did not do anything with the entertainment that she would not have approved of.
user