I let out the noisiet, moisted
I let out the noisiest, moistest, and smelliest fart in front of all my co-workers the other day.
user
Wow, did that bother your co-workers?
assistant
Oh, it sure did. Two scampered away in disgust, three fainted, and one was sent to the ER. I was so mortified and I don't think I will ever live it down...
user
You might want to find a new job
assistant