My best friend just got a girlfriend who is smoking hot. I wish I could find a girl like that. I don't know how he did it.
My best friend just got a girlfriend. She is so pretty. I don't know how he did it because I look better than him.
user
lol thats tough to deal with, have you asked if she has any friends?
assistant
Yeah but she said all her friends are not single. Maybe he will do something dumb and then I can steal her from him.
user
ah dang dude thats kind of cold hearted
assistant