I was at my favorite coffee shop and tripped over my shoelace. I even did it in front of the cute barista. Im not sure if can return.
I stripped in front of the cute barista at the coffee shop. I dont think I can return. 
user
Oh yeah why is that? Did the cops drag you out? 
assistant
Whoops!!! I mean I tripped. What an inconvenient typo!!! I must be so frazzled. 
user
hahah stripped sounded so much better but okay tripped! I gotcha 
assistant
Im not that crazy but I do feel kind of dumb. I tripped over my shoestring and spilled coffee everywhere. What a moron. 
user