When my girlfriend broke up with me, she left me heart broken.
My girlfriend just left me, this is awful.
user
That sucks. Did she say why?
assistant
She wanted to try something new, she was bored of me.
user
Wow that's harsh.
assistant
It is, I don't know what to do anymore, any ideas?
user
Find a new girlfriend.  That ship has sailed.   If you're really still want her consider trying to play the jealousy card.  (ie; make her jealous)
assistant
I'm gonna do that, thank you for the advice. I could try to kiss someone else to make her mad.
user
You don't even have to do that. Keep it classy. Just show up with a pretty girl and have a good time and be a perfect gentleman.  Dont even bat an eye at her.
assistant