I passed gas while on my first date with a girl last night. I didn't mean to, it just slipped out.
I was on my first date with a girl last night and I accidentally passed gas during dinner.
user
that must've been embarrassing, how did you recover?
assistant
I just pretended it didn't happen and hoped that she didn't hear it. It just slipped out and said hello.
user
You're so kind she will love that.
assistant