My pet alligator bit me today. Never been so peeved in my life.
My pet alligator bit me today. Never been so irritated in my life!
user
Pet alligator! Why do you have him as a pet, is he a rescue?
assistant
Nope! I got him 20 years ago at a Turkish Bazaar. Little tyke bit my hand clean off.
user
Well, I'm not sure about that or how are you typing?! 
assistant