I meet with my boss today thinking I was getting a raise. Turns out they just wanted to talk with me about a client. 
I meet with my boss today thinking I was getting a raise. I didn't get a raise. 
user
why did you not get your raise?
assistant
I don't know. My boss never asks to meet with me so I thought we we're going to talk about me getting a raise. 
user
that stinks. i know how that feels.
assistant