I heard someone bumping around the downstairs of my house last night after I had gone to bed and it scared me half to death.
I heard someone bumping around the downstairs of my house last night after I had gone to bed and it scared me half to death.
user
Oh my, did you find out who it was?
assistant
Yes, I grabbed a baseball bat and went down the stairs, but it was just my dog knocking over the trash can.
user
You must have been quite relived that it was just your dog!
assistant