I spilled red wine on my friend's carpet and just moved the rug to hide it.
I was invited to a friend's party the other night.
user
Oh that sounds like a blast! Did you go?
assistant
Yes, but they had white carpet and I spilled red wine all over it, but no one saw me do it.
user
Oh dear. This sounds like a bad comedy movie. What did you do then?
assistant
I moved a rug over it, I feel pathetic.
user