I remember applying for college and waiting for an acceptance letter. I didn't know if I would get accepted but I always was optimistic about getting in.  One day  I checked the mail and they letter was right there.  I was one happy camper. 
I checked the mail box one day and had a letter from a University I wanted to go to. 
user
hey that's awesome! You won't have to steal money like me. Which University was it?
assistant
Texas Christian University TCU. But the stealing thing is going catch up to you. 
user
Oh a Christian University that is nice. Well I needed my drugs
assistant
The only thing christian about TCU is the name. I'm on scholarship. 
user
oh okay that's good. I should apply because of my diabetes insulin is expensive. 
assistant