I was out for a run last night and I had to use the bathroom.  I went over to some bushes to pee and then someone saw me.  I cant believe i got caught
Last night I turned 8 shades of red.  I was blushing so bad
user
What made you blush so hard?
assistant
I went for a run and had to go to the bathroom.  I went to hide behind some bushes and someone caught me peeing.  I couldnt believe it
user
Hey you have got to do what you have got to do. Hopefully next time you're closer to home when you need to go.
assistant