My brownies burned in the oven.  UGH
Dangit!  They burned!!
user
Are you baking? What did you burn.
assistant
YES!  LOL.  My brownies!!  All that time mixing and preparing wasted! 
user
That is pretty unfortunate. You should be like me and just buy them, always easier when someone else does the work.
assistant
I like the taste of home baked goods though.  Fresh from the oven.  YUM.  Now they're just black!
user