Another one of my friends got married this weekend. I'm starting to think my soulmate got hit by a bus.
I'm gonna be the last of my friends to get married, another one got engaged today.
user
Hmm, how do you feel about that? 
assistant
I feel like maybe my soulmate got hit by a truck lol
user
Lol! Well I'm sure that's not the case! It's cliche for sure but the right person really comes along when you're not expecting it a lot of the time!
assistant