My dog elephant pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!
My elephant pooped on the rug last night.
user
Oh no! I bet it was a huge poop! What did you do with it?
assistant
I left it to fester. There is no way I'm going all Jurassic Park and moving all that dung! I harvested his tusks and sent them to the black market because I was so mad!
user
Well that's what he gets for pooping on the rug! He knew better!
assistant