My turtle ran away today. I was fraught with despair.
My turtle ran away from me today.
user
Oh my god. Did you guys have a fight?
assistant
Yeah, he was all butthurt because I wouldn't let him eat an extra tomato. Serves him right, but I do marginally miss him.
user
It's just an extra tomato, man. You're going to let that ruin your relationship with your turtle?
assistant