I bought a lottery ticket last week thinking I would win big.  Needless to say I am still working today.
Well, I am stuck at work today.  I had bought a lottery ticket last week thinking I wouldn't have to work this week. lol
user
heh well at least you can be here while working
assistant
As you might imagine I was quite bummed to find out that I didn't even match one number!
user
maybe next time
assistant