I blamed eating someone's toast on my dog.
My sister made some toast and left it on the counter. So I ate it and inferred the dog must have taken it when she asked.
user
That's pretty funny. Did your sister ever find out it was you who took it?
assistant
No. My dog eats any food available to her so it's pretty believable.
user
One time my cousins dog, ruby, almost bit me for trying to put away a bowl of food. So, I understand how dogs can be with food at times haha.
assistant