I woke up this morning to find that my well trained dog pooped on the carpet sometime in the night. He must have really had to go!
I woke up this morning to find that my dog pooped on my brand new rug!
user
Oh no! Not the old pop on the rug trick. Did you yell?
assistant
It was too late. He did know I was mad at him. I could tell he knew he did wrong.
user
What kind of dog? I have a boston terrier. She's the cutest. 
assistant
Aww I like those. He is a little shitzu. 
user
Oh cute! What a devil. 
assistant
yep, spoiled little brat he is.
user
Mine too. Can't help it, those eyes!
assistant