I farted in my favorite girl's face
oh boy....I just screwed my whole life up and I want to die
user
That's terrible. Hopefully things right themselves for you soon.
assistant
ugh I just want to crawl into a hole. my whole school knows too
user
The plus side about schools is that someone else will do something that everyone will focus on soon enough.
assistant
well unless someone ELSE farts right in their crush's cute face while her mouth was open
user