I was walking along in the park. And then I took off my shoes and two minutes later I stepped in a gigantic pile of dog poo!
Hi friend, did you ever have an experience like mine? One where you have stepped into the dog poo?
user
Yes, It feels disgusting and you want to throw your shoe away afterwards. 
assistant
Yea, did you ever do it in the barefooting. This is how I did it recently.
user
No, never barefoot. I hope you took a long shower. Smelling like dog poo wont get you any ladies.
assistant
That is very true, but I have seen a couple ladies that like that sort of thing.
user