There's this tree outside of my apartment, and the way it's illuminated it looks like the silouette of a person, which startles me sometimes.
There's this tree outside of my apartment bedroom window, and sometimes when the wind blows just right, it taps against the window and startles me.
user
Have you thought about cutting it down?
assistant
It's not my tree to cut down, unfortunately. I'd at least like to prunce it a bit; the silouette it makes at night looks a lot like a person outside my window.
user
Sounds pretty creepy
assistant