I was riding my bike the other day and passed an armidillo on the side of the road.  There were flies and guts everywhere.
I was riding my bike the other day, and passed all these flies hovering over a mutilated armidillo.
user
sounds super gross! i bet you were a mess. 
assistant
Yeah it was pretty nasty.  Problem was I didn't even recognize what it was until I was right on top of it!
user
Thats how it usually is then boom fly guts all over your helmet and clothes. 
assistant
Lol exactly!
user