I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. I felt so bad for all the other starving college students.
I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. Never felt so bad for all the college kids that gazed on in envy and horror.
user
Can they not afford ramen?
assistant
Nope! Well, I suppose they can, but not as much as I. I am the Ramen King and impose a stiff ramen tax for every ramen meal consumed by all poor college students.
user
I'd vote you class president!
assistant