When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants!
Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at.
user
That's odd. Were they laughing about you?
assistant
Later my supervisor called me in his office and explained I had a giant rip in the seat of my pants. I could have died!
user
Oh wow. You always have to be on the look out for the rogue rip in the pants! That's what got my uncle late in life. RIP in peace.
assistant