I really can't stand my printer
I really hate my printer
user
Is it acting crazy or just not working?
assistant
That stupid thing is always acting up.  
user
You could name it Bob Marley since it's always "jammin" lol I couldn't resist
assistant
HAHA.  That's hilarious!  I might do that before I take it out to the field with a baseball bat!
user
Record it and have a "Office Space" moment with it lol
assistant
Haha.  Feels good to be a gangsta!
user