I was in a meeting with my boss one time talking about a serious subject. I spilled a whole of water on his desk. 
I was in a meeting one time talking about a serious subject. The most mortifying thing happened!
user
Oh my god what happened?
assistant
I was making gestures while talking. I knocked a whole bottle of water all over my boss' desk!
user
Did it get on him?
assistant
No but it got all over all his papers. It also drenched his phone!
user