I slipped on the invisible puddle in the aisle and did the splits in front of many people. I was so humiliated.
I didn't a giant puddle in the aisle and I tripped on it. I was so humiliated...
user
Did you hurt your self?
assistant
Just a minor bruise on my ankle but my ego was hurt even more as people laughed at me.
user
That wasn't nice of them.
assistant