I was bending over while working the concession stand and split my pants.
Goodness, I was working the concession stand at Emma's ball game. I bent over to grab a box of crackers and split my pants open!!!
user
Oh my gosh!!! That's pretty funny. Did anyone see what happened?
assistant
Well of course, there was a whole line of fans getting snacks.. I grabbed a coat and tied it around my waist.
user
Thankfully you had a sweater, but geez how embarrassing. 
assistant
No doubt about it, next time I'm wearing an extra pair of pants!
user