I was siiting beside a girl on the transit bus and she expelled gas  and it stunk so bad that the person on the other side of her vomited , 5 minutes later she had the nerve to try and flirt with me and tried to get my phone number
can you imagine how that made me feel
user
how what made you feel? do tell
assistant
I was siiting beside a girl on the transit bus and she expelled gas and it stunk so bad that the person on the other side of her vomited ,5 minutes later she had the nerve to try and flirt with me and tried to get my phone number.
user
wow!! that sounds horrible! i cant believe she even tried to get your number! did you give it to her? hahah
assistant
no i was to busy trying to block any future memory of what just happened out of my memory 
user