When I first met my wife we went out drinking. I wet the bed that night because I was so drunk!
On my first date with my wife we got so drunk that I ended up wetting the bed!
user
oh wow! did she notice?
assistant
She did! She didn't tell me though for years!
user
how did you feel when you eventually found out that she know?
assistant
Absolutely silly! I never knew that was possible!
user
You must have been really drunk!
assistant