I haven't gotten my period in two months. So I got a pregnancy test at the dollar tree because I am broke and it came out pregnant. 
Well I actually haven't gotten my period in two months..
user
Oh no! Have you bought a test yet? Were you trying?
assistant
I bought a test today at dollar tree because I am struggling. I am not. An accident.
user
Thats scary! I hope that you aren't pregnant then!!
assistant
yeah the situation was unexpected but maybe I got a false positive...
user
I hope so
assistant