My son stole 50 cookies from the cookie jar tonight. His behavior really let me down.
My son, the devious scamp, stole 50 cookies from the cookie jar tonight. Never been so disappointed in him.
user
50?  That might be a world record or something.  How did you find out?
assistant
Well, I was off to the freshly stocked cookie jar and there were none left! I figured his aching stomach was punishment enough. His agony was quite palpable.
user
I guess he learned his lesson.  Only eat 25.  ha ha.
assistant