I showed up for work and was told that I would be training a new employee. That meant that I would have someone following me around all day and sharing my tips. That means of course that I will make less money and have to work much harder.
I had to train a new employee at work today.
user
How did that go?
assistant
She wasn't the type of person that listened very well. In fact, she decided to go smoke a cigarette during our training session.
user
The cigarette break is not a good sign at all.
assistant
That was exactly what I thought.
user