When I was running for the bus the other day, I felt a rip, then when I got on the bus, I noticed that my pants had ripped at the back.
The other day I was late for work, so when I saw my bus coming, I ran for it. I felt a rip, and when I got on the bus I noticed that my pants had ripped right at the back!
user
Oh no! I hope you were wearing clean full coverage underwear that day!
assistant
Lol, I was. But that didn't help me much when I walked into work with torn pants. They had to send me home after all that!
user
You couldn't tie a sweater around your waist?
assistant