Every time I open a soda. One of my greedy children steal it from me.
Every time I open a soda it disappears
user
From you drinking it or someone taking it?
assistant
MY children take them. They are so sneaky too. 
user
I think it's time to hide your drinks from them. It works. That is what my Mom did when I was a kid.
assistant
I tried holding them the entire time I have one, but I have things to do. I think they wait in the shadows until I set it down
user