I forgot to tip my bar waitress when I was drunk
Man I feel so dirty and bad
user
What did you do?!
assistant
I went to the bar the other day and my waitress was so awesome!   I was so drunk at the end of the night and forgot to give her a tip :(
user
Lousy man! What can you do though...if you're a regular she'll understand when you bring her extra another time.
assistant
Yeah I go in there a lot.  Next time I see her I think I'll slip her a 20 or something
user