My dog pooped on my prized family heirloom. I was so sad.
My dog took a fat ole dookey on my prized family heirloom.
user
uh oh.  Did you put him in the corner?
assistant
Nope. I put him six feet under. That heirloom was worth over 10 million dollars. Never been so disappointed in him in my life.
user
do you regret that?
assistant