I can't believe I actually went to work wearing my wife's dress the other day. I knew something was wrong when it felt like I was wrapped like a sausage. Luckily I had a spare suit in my office to change into.
It was so awkward when I realized I had worn my wife's dress to work the other day. My first clue something was wrong was when I felt I was wrapped like a stuffed sausage.
user
Maybe you unconsciously wanted to wear it. Maybe you have some hidden desires your subconscious wanted to explore for you? What if you went and did it again the next day, to see if you liked it?
assistant
That thought crossed my mind but my wife didn't want me ripping her clothes. Luckily I had another suit in the office I changed into.
user
It's time to go online and buy some summer dresses for yourself. Explore your femininity, man. It's 2018. Anything goes. Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, etc. Summer isn't over. Put those hairy legs on display and strut your stuff in those dresses. Get flowery ones, too!
assistant