My coworker just got a raise. I'm so jealous because I think I do a way better job than her. 
My coworker got a raise over me. 
user
when is the beat down scheduled for and how can i help?
assistant
I don't think we need to go that far. I'm just jealous because I do much better job than her. 
user
no no, we need revenge. think about it and let me know
assistant