I am so embarrassed I fell on the bus face first into another mans lap..
I am so embarrassed! 
user
Oh no! Why do you feel embarrassed?
assistant
I fell in a bus face first into another mans lap! I apologized a thousands times before dashing to the back of the bus and hiding in the corner. 
user
Was the man nice about it at least?
assistant
Yes he was, worst of all he was also very handsome, so I was very flushed fro the blushing
user