My friends all went back to college. 
My friends all went back to college and now I have no one to hang out with.
user
Oh that's a bummer! Do you go to college locally?
assistant
I don't, I'm working right now because I'm not sure what I want to major in.
user
Oh great! I am not a big fan of college anyway. Maybe you will find a new love while they are away :)
assistant