I have just purchased a new gadget. I took it out of the box and tried to activate it but it will not work.
Hi, I bought myself a new gadget today
user
That is always fun to do.  What did you get yourself?
assistant
It is a touch screen computer tablet.
user
That is very cool.   I like tech that is practical but also fun to use.  
assistant
Well this one didn't even work for me!
user