We got a new employee at work, and I don't know why, but it always bothered me that he always decided to sit at my station, even though there was always an empty desk next to my usual one.
A while back, we got a new guy at our office, and of course he always picks my counter to sit at.
user
Oh really! Any ideas why?
assistant
I don't know, but I even have pictures of my cat and some Funko Pops at that desk, and the one next to me is never used.
user
Maybe they like you?
assistant
No way, he already has two wives (seriously), and he's definitely not into guys.
user