I was in charge of the turkey during our last thanksgiving. I was so proud to have the honor, but right before serving it I dropped it on the floor and the dogs got to it.
My family put me in charge of the thanksgiving turkey. Everything was going right and I was so pleased as punch to be in chage.
user
How did it turn out?
assistant
Not good. I dropped it as I was about to serve it. The family dogs got to it almost immediately.
user
Oh no! How awful! Did your Thanksgiving improve?
assistant
It did but my face was so red all night.
user
I would be mortified!
assistant