I hate when people dip tobacco and then spit it everywhere. I stepped in it barefoot outside when I was checking my mail.
I stepped in tobacco spit today when I went out to check my mail barefoot!
user
Ugh, that is disgusting.  I'm guessing it wasn't your own?
assistant
No! It was one of my nasty neighbors with their nasty Skoal habit. I almost threw up.
user
I bet.  It would be bad enough it was just spit, but the tobacco amps it up to 11.  It would be nice if people had enough respect for others not to do that sort of stuff.
assistant
I know right? I'm gonna put a very angry passive aggressive note on their door tonight.
user
That should solve the problem!
assistant
I hope so. If not I might have to let my dog poop on the doorstep so they know how it feels lol!
user