This new printer at work is SO AWFUL,  I HATE IT
Man. This printer is GETTING ON MY NERVES!!
user
I know right, some printers are just terrible.
assistant
We just got a new one at work and I swear I'm about to throw it outside
user
I can feel your frustration. 
assistant
I have a pond outside.  I wonder if I should throw it in there.  THEN IT WILL DEFINITELY BE OUT OF INK!!!
user