A couple weeks ago I walked out to my car after work, and saw that someone had destroyed my sideview mirror! They left a note that said "sorry, the way you were parked, I had no choice" 
The other day after work, I walked out to my car and saw that someone had destroyed my sideview mirror! They left a note that said "I had no choice" on the windshield. I'm so mad. 
user
Oh no, what a jerk thing to do
assistant
I know, right. No cameras in our parking garage either, so I can't even catch the guy somehow. 
user
That doesnt make sense, oh well
assistant