Something crashed behind my house
Oh man.  I heard something crash behind my house.  
user
That is never good.  Did you go out and check on it?
assistant
I'm kind of afraid too!  I think its the aliens coming for me.
user
At least you will have a fun story to tell at parties.
assistant
Yeah.  wait.....something is knocking on my back door.......I guess I'll go check it out.......be right b...
user