I came home from work the other morning, and wouldn't you know it, there were a ton of old dishes in the sink.
I came home from work the other morning, and wouldn't you know it, there were a told of old dirty dishes in the sink.
user
Who left all the dirty dishes?
assistant
My wife did.  She does a lot of things around the house, but she never cleans the freakin dishes!
user
Does she have a job?
assistant