Tomorrow I am making my first ever mayonnaise lasagna. I hope it is a hit at the company potluck.
So, I found this new recipe for mayonnaise lasagna. I'm making it tomorrow for all my fellow workers in the Nike sweatshop.
user
That sounds interesting, is it hard to make?
assistant
Oh, very. But I am sure it will make a tasty meal for all my starving comrades. Even throwing a rat I found in the alley in there. Should be scrumptious! 
user
Did you really just say that hahaha. You are crazy
assistant