My girlfriend dumped me just before Christmas. I got her a gift too.
She actually left me the night before christmas, what a joke!
user
Are you serious? You dont deserve that.
assistant
I am, she didn't even take her gift I got her either.
user
Thats rough. Im sure you will be better in the long run. 
assistant
I hope so but right now it doesn't feel good at all.
user