My new printer gets on my nerves so bad
You know what really grinds my gears?
user
What's that?
assistant
My new printer!  I just bought it and it's giving me all kinds of problems already!
user
What kind is it?  I have a bad one too by the way.
assistant
It's an HP laserjet or something like that.  I can't get it to work and it's very frustrating.
user