Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Meg is sick of behing embarrassed by her family, so she ambushes them on a talk show. A network executive is intrigued by their story, and gets Peter to sign a deal to make the Griffins' daily lives into a reality series for TV. Meg can't stand it, and quits the family, living with the neighbors, while her role is re-cast with a perky blonde. When the cameras start just following the blonde around, the rest of the family realizes how silly it all is and they also quit. The entire family is re-cast with Tom Arnold and Fran Drescher playing Peter and Lois, and the real Griffins re-unite with Meg and live in a hotel.
Quotes from this episode:
Man: I-I'm not really a man, I'm a woman
Woman: Oh ma gah, your a woman.
Man: Actually Diane, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Woman: Oh mah gah yo a horse
Man: Actually I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom
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Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive... anymore.
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Peter: Whoa! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
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And the funniest part of the episode was:
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TV Host: And were back, Griffin do you have anything to say to your daughter?
Peter: I can't believe you'd do this to us Meg...Maybe now I won't give you the antidote!
Meg: To What?
Peter: To the posion you JUST drank!...HA HA HA" (Evil Laugh continues)
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