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Another booty-tastic week for socialite, professional sister-person and Jan's all-time favourite It-Girl, Pippa Middleton, who was spotted wearing a seasonally appropriate light summer dress
Another booty-tastic week for socialite, professional sister-person and my all-time favourite It-Girl, Pippa Middleton.
A week in which absolutely nothing happened, although she somehow managed to remain the still centre of a storm of speculative headlines. Surely she does this deliberately?
First of all, she took an afternoon stroll on a sunny day. Wanton! Then she wore a seasonally appropriate light summer dress, what with it still being summer and all. Cue frenzied fashion commentary.
At one point, she sensationally failed to get engaged to stockbroker boyfriend Nico Jackson. To prove this, she walked down a London street not wearing an engagement ring, but still provocatively being sleeveless. How very dare she!
Poor Pips. All she is trying to do is refine her exclusive recipe for ice and live a nice life, while maximising, at every sodding opportunity, the commercial potential of her sister being married to Prince William. So far, so very Middletonesque.
Who wouldn't be like them, in the circumstances? Hush those throaty cries of: 'Nearly everyone!'
Since the wedding two years ago, Pippa has wasted no time in launching herself as a cookery writer, an entertaining expert, a socialite, a magazine columnist, a veritable chronicler of our times. Her latest work was published in The Spectator magazine yesterday, and very revealing it turned out to be, too.
Pippa's musings were supposed to be about her school sporting days, but it was really all about her bottom. Of course it was! She's got a very famous rear, doncha know, a fact that she likes to remind her fans of at every opportunity.
In an article entitled Confessions of A Sporty Schoolgirl — phwwwooaar! — we learned that she feels she has 'a good derriere' for playing netball.
Also that the boys all liked to watch when she played hockey. She reminds us of this a few sentences later. The boys all watched, did you get that?
Meanwhile, she wore 'tiny shorts' when doing cross-country running. Not to mention — but, of course, she did — the 'tight Speedo bathing suit' worn when swimming.
Got it, toots.
All this tends to suggest that Pippa is one of those cunning flirts who cannot stop reminding everyone, by stealth and by remorseless hint, of how explosively attractive she is.
Her article is the pervy print equivalent of dropping a handkerchief in front of a group of idiot men, then bending over in a short skirt to pick it up. Again and again.
And it doesn't have to be like this! If Pippa doesn't want to be the Tara Palmer-Tomkinson of her generation — a woman ultimately damaged by her royal connections, rather than enhanced by them — she has got to get her act together. What she really needs right now is some expert advice . . . from me.
First of all, she must not get married to Nico. For a start, they have been together for less than six months.
And apart from anything else, mummy Carole was hoping for a duke or a lesser-spotted earl to win second daughter's hand. At the very least.
Never mind Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam to star in the film version of mummy porn novels 50 Shades Of Grey, what about Pippa and boyfriend Nico instead?
Still, don't you think Pippa and Nico have their own smoky charisma? Never mind Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam to star in the film version of mummy porn novels 50 Shades Of Grey, what about them instead? If I were their agent, they would be auditioning now.
Nico is the spit of suave, copper-haired Christian Grey. And every time I read a fresh Pippa tip ('because of their size, turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings') I think that she deserves to be spanked.
Nico & Pippa. They sound like a darling clothes range for children, don't they? Or perhaps they should open a trattoria in Chelsea, with Nico at the till and Pippa front of house.
Oh, I can just see her now, walking between the tables, dropping and picking up red checked napkins as she goes, explaining the Italian specialities to her eager-to-learn customers. 'Yah, spaghetti is a kind of long, thin pasta which you must, you absolutely must, boil before eating.
'Pizzas are lovely little balls of dough flattened into pancake-type rounds, spread with tomato sauce and cheese, then baked in a rilly, rilly hot cupboard thing known as a "pizza oven".'
Smile. Drop napkin again. Pick up. Continue.
'And if you are serving pizzas to children, it is a really good idea to cut them into shapes called "slices" first.
'Finally everybody, note that it doesn't really take all year to eat a Four Seasons pizza, ha ha, it's just a rather amusing name for it.'
OK. It is only a start. My dream of a Pippa restaurant needs work — but it's got to be better than the poor girl banging on about her bottom for the next 20 years.
Show with the X Factor
I can't wait for I Can't Sing, the X Factor musical which opens in London next February.
After the awful disappointment of the Spice Girls musical Viva Forever (terrible) and Wag! The Musical (the most ghastly theatre-going experience of my entire life) my fingers and toes are crossed for a smash.
Backed by Simon Cowell, written by Harry Hill and Steve Brown, it promises to mercilessly take the mickey out of Cowell himself and also features a song called I'm Dreaming Of A Journey On My Journey To A Dream.
However, can it be funnier than Peter Kay's two-hour talent show lampoon, Britain's Got The Pop Factor? Can anything be funnier than Geraldine McQueen, the sex-change dinner lady from Northern Ireland who Pete Waterman said was 'as good as Sonia'?
Kay's Channel 4 spoof, first broadcast in 2008, still makes me weep with laughter. I Can't Sing sure has a lot to live up to . . . but, of course, that is all part of the journey.
On the crest of a wave
Woman of the week? Woman of the year, in my book. Swimming hats off to Diana Nyad, the 64-year-old endurance swimmer who achieved her extreme dream. At the third attempt, she became the first person to swim from Cuba to Florida.
One hundred and 10 miles in 53 hours with constant vomiting? It sounds like my usual journey from London to Birmingham on a Virgin train, shark cage optional. But Diana is truly inspirational.
When she turned 60, she started thinking about her limited time left on this planet. What troubled her was the time she had wasted on negative thoughts. Her swim was to wash all that away, re-energise herself and focus on a project that would push her to the limits, to be the best she could be. Truly fantastic.
Zeta's joy goes up in smoke
Dressed in black and still wearing her wedding ring, Catherine Zeta-Jones looked painfully thin and gaunt as she smoked a cigarette and walked alone near her Connecticut home
Sad and shocking to see the pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones, following the news that her 13-year marriage to Michael Douglas is in trouble.
Dressed in black and still wearing her wedding ring, she looked painfully thin and gaunt as she smoked a cigarette and walked alone near the couple's Connecticut home.
He, on the other hand, seems to be in much better spirits. Jet-setting around Europe while promoting his Liberace film, freshly tanned from a holiday in Sardinia with friends, the actor was on a boys' night out at the GQ Awards in London this week. He even made a joke about those oral sex comments, the ones that must have caused Catherine such horror.
I'm sure he is putting a good face on things — but please shut up, Michael.
Yes, men are better at compartmentalising their lives than women. Underneath it all, he is probably as miserable as she is, but facetious comments do not help. At least Catherine's bleak demeanour is a bit more honest.
Why is Health Minister Anna Soubry — who took up smoking because of 'glamorous' packaging — wasting time with this fag packet nonsense?
If she's so spellbound by bright colours, should she really be in Parliament? Or should she be playing in a kiddy soft-ball pit instead?
What is happening to Simon Cowell? He's gone all domestic on us. He can't wait to be a dad. He tweeted about having Sunday lunch and 'the best roast potatoes in the world' at his mum's last week. Now he's back in Los Angeles and looking to get two puppies — Cairn terriers, please — from a rescue home. Whatever it is, it is marvellous.
Diana's best tribute? Mr Wonderful's silence
Is it too, too soon to be making a film about the late Diana, Princess of Wales?
While it is true her children are adults now, the imminent release of Diana — starring Naomi Watts — still seems rather untimely. Particularly as it was based on a 2001 book, itself based on a theory — nothing more — that Diana was dating Dodi Fayed, who died with her in the 1997 Paris car crash, only to make the real love of her life, Dr Hasnat Khan, jealous.
I can't help but feel that is a lot of hurt to spray around in the name of entertainment.
Certainly, one person who is less than thrilled is Khan himself. The man Diana nicknamed 'Mr Wonderful' has vowed not to see the film, saying that the entire premise is 'completely wrong' and based on 'cruel lies'.
Khan still works as a heart doctor in London and is a modest man who hates being in the spotlight.
He certainly does not deserve all this hoopla and speculation.
For of all the men in Diana's life, Khan was the only one to behave with decency. He was offered millions, again and again, to tell the story of his romance with the princess, but he never did. Both before and after her death, his behaviour has always been beyond reproach.
I thought of Khan, the film and the Diana legacy when in Harrods this week. The store is no longer owned by the Al-Fayeds, but the life-size bronze commemorative statue of Dodi and Diana dancing together as they release an albatross into the sky is still there — albeit behind refurbishment screens at the moment. Thank God.
The tacky death shrine is still — sadly — in the basement, stuck in a gloomy corner unsuitable for trading. Here, electro-candles cast a ghoulish light on portraits of the doomed couple, alongside the lipstick-stained wine glass used by Diana on her last night on earth and the engagement ring Dodi supposedly bought for her, preserved under a Perspex pyramid.
Poor Diana. She deserves so much better. The quiet dignity of Mr Wonderful is perhaps a far better testament to her memory.
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A schoolgirl believes she's photographed the ghost of Hampton Court's famous Grey Lady on her iPhone.
Holly Hampsheir, 12, thought she was taking a snap of her cousin Brook McGee during a day out at the 16th century stately home.
But she believes she's captured the spooky figure of Dame Sybil Penn, looming over the schoolgirl behind her back.
The woman has flowing dark hair and a full length black gown and certainly seems real enough in the picture.
But the next image in the series shows no sign of the visitor at all.
The girls didn't realise what had happened at the time and only made the discovery when they were looking through their photos of the outing the next day.
Brook, 12, from Hornchurch, Havering, told The Sun: "I was totally freaked out. I didn't see anything.
"People say the room goes cold when ghosts appear but we had no idea. We haven't slept properly since."
Photography expert Auriole Prince told the newspaper she couldn't find any signs the image had been tampered with.
She added: "You can pretty much manipulate anything if you're good enough - but you'd have to be an expert to get an image like this."
Dame Sybil died from after contracting smallpox in 1562.
She was a servant at Hampton Court to four Tudor monarchs and nursed Elizabeth I through the disease before succumbing to it herself.
Sightings of her ghost began to be reported in 1829 when the church at the palace was rebuilt and her tomb moved.
Soon after strange noises of a person working a spinning wheel were apparently heard through a wall at Hampton Court.
They led to the discovery of a previously unknown chamber containing an antique spinning wheel.
Hampton Court, home to Henry VIII has a long been famed for its ghosts.
Amongst them the most famous is Henry's fifth wife Catherine Howard who was dragged screaming through the palace after being accused of adultery before she was beheaded in 1541.
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Does Eyebrow Threading Carry Health Risks?
Before reading the piece above from Time, I never thought of a possible downside to the hair removal process of threading. I'm glad to be educated more about it. The above link is a question and gives both sides, the benefits and the rare risks that could be involved in the procedure.
Have any of you tried the procedure? If so, tell us where you go and what you think about it.
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I think there should be some regulations, cosidering the close contact and chance of bleeding. Just like with nails...it's rare that you bleed, but it happens. The article goes on to state that there have been recorded cases of warts, staph, etc. spread from eyebrow threading. Rare, but still a risk.
I can also understand the other side, saying that the cosmetology license isn't really relevant (teaches hair, nails and makeup) and can cost thousands of dollars...perhaps they need to come up with a shorter version for eyebrow threading only. Don't they have different ones for facials only, or massage only? Something like that might be good.
I just saw my sister yesterday and her eyebrows looked so amazing, I had to say so. She perked right up and said, "I did eyebrow threading". I was in awe. I must have it done. She said she did it at Lakeland Square Mall, which isn't a small jog for me on the south side of Bartow. Do any of you know if there are other locations in Polk offering this service that would be a little closer to where I am?
I regularly wax, if I didn't I would be sporting the Brooke Shields look, and actually it was a nickname my sister and I had given to us often because of our thick eyebrows. I do own my own wax warmer and sometimes do my own, but it's hard to close and squint my eyes and see what I'm doing at the same time. It's just easier to have someone do it for me. My issue with waxing is it grows back so fast and some small hairs are usually missed. I've heard with the threading every hair is removed. And wow, I couldn't help but be super impressed by my sister's brows, they looked so good!
I'm willing to try it once, but completely see what you mean about a quick swipe vs continual pulling with the threading.
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I have had the eyebrow threading done once, it was actually a lot more painful than waxing! I would rather wax and have one quick swipe then having row after row done. This was really painful. I didn't have any clue about the risks, reading this makes we wish I haven't done it. I don't know about anyone else have you used nair for eyebrows. I was just thinking about girls with allergies, is nair an option? Waxing is way better I think, minimal pain for maximum beauty! :) Just a suggestion.
I tried it! I was at the Lakeland Square Mall on a rare occasion yesterday (wow there was a great assortment of Easter dresses at Burlington Coat Factory!) and walked by the shop that does eyebrow threading. I was definitely due for some eyebrow help.
According to the Brow Art 23 website there is also a location in the Eagle Ridge Mall in Lake Wales. I was just there not too long ago, this could even be a better (convienent) location for me, but I didn't see it. I could have definitely missed it, though. I would call the mall if you are on the look out for this service to confirm this location.
My thoughts on the service? It cost more than my waxing salon. It costs $7 plus tip at my usual wax place and this was $11 with tip. If it lasts longer than wax (some say that it does?), then the cost could be worth it.
As far as the procedure goes, I loved it. I thought it was quick and I didn't find it painful. I could feel the tugging, but it was completely reasonable considering you are having hair ripped out. I would definitely be a repeat customer. :)
Have any of you tried this, too?
I haven't tried threading, but I do use a manual epilating coil (like the ones found on the Epilady of late 80's-early 90's fame and pain), because since I use a prescription retinoid, I can't wax anymore. I won't say it's a thrill, but it gets the job done at least!
I'm totally intrigued. Does it do a great job? And if so, what brand, place to buy, and cost? I was wanting to do the math on if it's cheaper to buy in the long term.
Another thing I wanted to mention about the threading, the lady that did mine, really made a point to shape my eyebrows nicely- and I liked it! I definitely think there must be more control with the threads than with a line of wax when it comes to getting the right arch.
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When I watch "MacGyver", I'm in it for the crazy inventions. The "bomb out of a paper clip, a comic book and a houseplant" type of inventions.
Even though that's the signature of the series, believe it or not, there are fewer of those than you'd think. In fact, there are a decent number of episodes where he doesn't invent anything on the fly at all. Those are what we call the bad episodes. They're so disappointing. Like an episode of "Maury" that isn't paternity tests. Or a first-season episode of "The O.C." where Ryan didn't punch someone at a party.
But then there are the great episodes. The ones that have some invention that mixes the three key ingredients: An improbable scenario... pseudo-science... and plenty of dei ex machina on hand. I've pulled out 11 of those for this list; 11 of the most ridiculous and absurd inventions that MacGyver's ever made.
And no, none of them involves a celery stalk.
"The Prodigal" - Season 1, Episode 9.
Cleaning fluid, telescope, moth balls, rope, pulley that happened to be laying around in an attic, handlebars.
"Rocket-powered" harpoon gun/zip line.
MacGyver and a guy are trapped in an attic while men with guns try to break through some furniture they've used to block the door, MacGyver gathers all the stuff listed above to make a harpoon gun that fires a rope to a tree outside. Then he and the guy zip line over vicious dogs and a tall fence to safety.
Not even jumping into the whole rocket-powered harpoon gun aspect...
somehow the pulley and handlebars get returned instantly to MacGyver at the top of the zip line
after the first guy slides down. I guess we didn't see him attach a boomerang. Even though the scene is a very leisurely five minutes, that was probably cut for time.
"The Enemy Within" - Season 1, Episode 15.
Candlesticks, microphone cord, rubber mat.
MacGyver cuts the microphone wire, attaches it to two candlesticks, wraps them with the mat to keep himself from being electrocuted... then resuscitates his friend who was implanted with a remote-triggered heart attack causing device by evil Soviet spies.
I mean... how are we supposed to believe it's a viable, functional defibrillator when
no one even yelled "CLEAR"
? That's an indispensable part of the televised defibrillating process. At this point I'm conditioned to believe that defibrillators are voice-activated.
"Slow Death" - Season 1, Episode 19.
Blood pressure cuff, stethoscope, alarm clock.
Lie detector.
While stuck on a train, MacGyver constructs a makeshift lie detector to determine who sold tainted medicine to some Arabian tribespeople. He hooks a concoction of the stethoscope and blood pressure cuff to the alarm clock so that when someone lies, it makes the alarm go off.
As we've learned from all future procedurals (that
involve a master of improvised invention), lie detectors aren't admissible in court.
If Sam Waterston were on the train he would've shut down MacGyver's plan almost immediately.
"GX-1" - Season 3, Episode 6.
Homemade glue, random scraps of nylon, metal shed, gas canisters.
Hot air balloon.
Trapped in the Swiss Alps and being hunted down by the Soviets (ya know, as it often goes), MacGyver builds a hot air balloon from scratch in a matter of hours. They are able to gently float away just as the Soviets find them.
About a dozen Soviets fire on MacGyver but, amazingly,
none of their bullets hits the jerry-rigged balloon -- just the tough metal shed
. This isn't the only hot air balloon moment in the series -- in one of the first episodes MacGyver escapes from an
unnamed Middle Eastern country
in a hot air balloon. There, a bullet *does* hit the balloon, and MacGyver is able to climb it in midair and use a map and duct tape to patch the hole. Not sure which scenario is less plausible, but I do know that no other series has ever featured two high-stakes hot air balloon escapes.
"Gold Rush" - Season 4, Episode 14.
Sleeping bag, vodka, tank of oxygen.
Snow-destroying bomb to escape an avalanche.
Trapped in a plane that's been buried in an avalanche, MacGyver wraps an oxygen tank in a sleeping bag, then puts that in a bucket of vodka. And not just any vodka, authentic Russian vodka.
The kind of vodka that can take the paint off a building.
Then he uses the sleeping bag string as an ignition line, buries the contraption in the snow, and blows a way out.
Not to say it's cartoonish... but this escape from an avalanche is remarkably similar to the way that Homer and Mr. Burns would escape from a snowed-in cabin on "The Simpsons" years later. Between these two glorious shows, I now fully intend to bomb my way out if I ever get snowed in.
"The Coltons" - Season 7, Episode 5.
Obedient dog, bottle of sulfuric acid, yardstick, jar.
Catapult to launch acid into a position where it can burn binding ropes.
This episode opens with MacGyver and another guy tied up in a warehouse. There's an ACME-looking bundle of dynamite with a timer on it. Less than four minutes and they're history. Fortunately the world's most obedient dog wanders into the basement. MacGyver and his friend exercise mind control over the dog, get him to carry a bottle of sulfuric acid off a table and place it on the end of a ruler-and-bottle see-saw that MacGyver's build with his bound feet. Once the bottle's there, MacGyver catapults the acid perfectly, having it land behind his back and in his tied up hands. He uses the acid to burn the ropes and free himself and his friend. They and the dog escape with seconds to spare before the explosion.
This one feels about 48 percent "MacGruber", 48 percent "Ace Ventura", and four percent actual "MacGyver".
Five seasons earlier he wouldn't have needed to mind-meld with a dog to get out of this kind of a predicament.
"To Be a Man" - Season 1, Episode 17.
Fallen U.S. intelligence satellite, its parachute, duct tape.
Hang glider.
MacGyver manages to get to a crashed U.S. intelligence satellite on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. See, even back then we were having intelligence issues with that border. When some communist sheiks (they all have turbans, as well as camouflage vehicles with red stars on them) pursue him, he quickly turns the piping and plastic from the satellite and its parachute into a factory-quality hang glider.
This doesn't look like a ragtag hang glider. It's beautifully, symmetrically constructed.
Which he managed to do using pipes from a fallen satellite in a matter of minutes without any tools. In real life, his better option would've just been jumping and trying to flap his arms really quickly.
"The Road Not Taken" - Season 2, Episode 7.
Branches, rocks, twine, rosary beads.
Time-delayed rock catapult.
MacGyver configures a catapult, held back by twine, to shoot rocks at pursuing enemy soldiers. He wants it time-delayed to throw them off the path. So he uses his female companion's rosary beads to refract the sunlight, gradually burn the twine, and trigger the catapult.
It works perfectly, and the rocks are fired just as the soldiers approach. Also, the beam of focused sunlight from the rosary beads is a very, very weak special effect, even for the mid-'80s.
Someone in the post-production department should've had a powerful enough Tandy computer to make a more realistic effect.
"Deathlock" - Season 1, Episode 10.
Batteries, electric mixer, rubber band, serving cart, half a suit of armor.
Motorized heat-seeking gun decoy.
Trapped in a booby trapped house by a British madman out for revenge, MacGyver creates a decoy to get himself past the heat-seeking guns lining the perimeter. He takes a small kitchen cart and affixes the upper part of a suit of armor on top.
(It's a British madman's house. All those types have suits of armor on hand.)
Then he uses the electric mixer and a rubber band to get the cart's wheels moving. As the guns fire away on the moving decoy, he is able to escape the other way.
He could've accomplished the same thing without the whole motorized part. For most of his escape he just crawls behind the cart (and behind some hedges). Then at the end he gives the cart a mighty shove in the opposite direction to distract the guns. The motorized nature never really factors in. Guess he just wanted to... wait for it...
things up.
"Gunz 'N Boyz" - Season 7, Episode 11.
Heating duct pipe, full beer keg, wood crate, nylon strap, trash can, boards, whiskey, unused matches leftover in an ashtray.
Steel door shattering beer keg torpedo.
Locked in a room at a liquor warehouse, MacGyver springs into action. He disassembles the heating duct pipes and uses one section as the main component of his torpedo. He straps it to a wood crate and puts a full beer keg in the back. Then he puts a waste basket of wood behind the device, covers the wood with whiskey, and lights it using matches he finds in an ashtray. Eventually the flames catch, heat up the keg, and make it fire through the pipe... and through the door.
I had a few problems here. One: In most TV shows and movies, someone would try to escape through the heating ducts. Not MacGyver. Instead he takes them apart to build a torpedo launcher. And two, he lifts up a full keg effortlessly.
MacGyver's got lean muscle, not "nonchalant keg lifting" muscle.
"There But For the Grace" - Season 6, Episode 16.
Rubber glove, gas pipe, toilet bowl shards, random light bulb on a cord.
Long-distance bomb.
In this episode, MacGyver goes undercover as a homeless guy to try to find out who killed a priest. (The later years of "MacGyver" had increasingly unusual premises and decreasing levels of evil Soviets.)
The climax happens in a toilet bowl factory.
MacGyver attaches a rubber glove to an open gas line, inflating the glove. He hangs a light bulb above it. Then, standing away from the bad guy with a gun, he throws chunks of a toilet bowl at the bulb. In two tries he hits it and shatters the bulb, causing sparks to ignite the gassed-up glove and explode.
Like a lot of MacGyver's inventions, he's lucky here that the armed bad guy walks... so... so... so... so... so... slowly in pursuit. The bad guy knew MacGyver was unarmed. Why not just run full speed at him? Don't give him the time it takes to spot all of the random items necessary to create a weapon! This bad guy in particular even makes a Bond villain look focused and efficient.
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Following their relegation from the Premier League Wigan Athletic look set to lose striker Arouna Kone with Everton and Norwich linked with a summer move.
The Ivory Coast international reportedly has a £5million buy-out clause in his contract and with Wigan suffering relegation to the Championship the forward who struck 13 goals last season has no intention of hanging around the DW Stadium.
'You always have ambitions as a footballer, and I don`t intend to play in the English second division.
'Wigan have gone down, which is a real shame. It`s up to them to set out their stance about my situation. I aim to play for one of the best clubs in England, and I hope I will get the chance. he told the Daily Mail.
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Without warning him, she decided to pay him a visit. She wrote a note to her friends, saying that she'd be gone for a couple days for personal reasons, but not to worry because she was going to be safe and would soon return. Leaving it down in the kitchen, she packed a small bag with a change of clothes and flooed to Naji.
Draco, whose eyes had large dark circles, was walking toward the fireplace when she arrived. He too had not been able to sleep well either, and was about to do exactly what Hermione had just done. When he saw the green fire and her standing in his fireplace, they both had the same inclination. Hermione walked slowly towards him and he dropped his overnight bag.
"I couldn't-"
"Sleep. Yeah, I know the feeling. Come on. My bedroom is upstairs. I'll sleep on the floor if you want."
"I don't think that's necessary. Just don't touch me."
Draco gestured towards the stairwell. Hermione first went to follow but sat down in a chair along the way to get something out of her over night bag. The fatigue was too much for her, and his presence was too much like a sleeping pill. She felt relaxed for the first time in days and fatigue was allowed to take its course. She wasn't about to make it up the stairs, and Draco saw it in her eyes.
In an act of chivalry, Draco walked over to the chair, picked her up bridal style and walked up to his bedroom. With her arms around his neck and face buried still in his chest, she had dozed off by the time he got there. He placed her on the bed, took off her shoes, and covered her up, before taking off his own shirt and lying next to her, wrapping a protective arm around her middle and pulling her close to him. Draco breathed in the scent of her hair: parchment and vanilla.
It really, truly was her who had shown so much care towards her enemy. There was no denying it now. And now that he had slept in the same room as her once as a conscious, healthy, and functioning human being, he couldn't live, or rather sleep, properly without her ever again. He sensed she was thinking along similar lines. This relationship was becoming much too complicated for them to handle.
They needed to find a way to stop this needing. There was no way they could ever be friends. Could they? Only time would tell.
They were like that for 24 hours. They woke then the most refreshed they had felt in 36 hours. The sun was shining and the forest green curtains framing the window were moving softly with the slight breeze coming in.
Draco was the first of the two to wake and he lay there in… bliss? That was not normal… He argued with himself. This is what he had been searching for this whole entire life- this peaceful, happy, nothing-else-matters feeling- and he certainly hadn't found it at Malfoy Manor.
But this, this was how he wanted the rest of his life to feel. But how was this- lying in bed with a mudblood- blissful? It was confusing. This was not the way his life was supposed to turn out. And unfortunately he had no doubt that he really was happy.
With sad eyes, he examined her body. Her hair was definitely black now and she was a tad taller than before. Her legs were longer and her hips were curvier. Her nose was curved noticeably different than last time, and a slightly newer bone structure had come to her face. She had been extremely pretty before, but now she was beautiful and radiant and most importantly, in his bed.
Suddenly he realized that she looked familiar, like he had seen this girl somewhere else before, knowing fully well he had never laid his eyes on this beauty.
After she awoke, they both got up and showered, (separately), and changed clothes before heading down into the kitchen. There, Hermione made them both breakfast and they sat in at the table before speaking.
"So. What are we going to do?"
"I don't know." He answered.
They sat there in silence for a moment.
"I have an idea."
"What if I came over here every night or you came to my place every night. Just so we can both sleep and get up and function the next day, you know?"
"Hmm… that could work. I just don't know what else we can do. There's not much we can do. The fact that we need each other to sleep is problematic as far as our normal lives go."
Hermione looked down at her plate and pushed her eggs around with her fork. "Yeah. I know. I probably won't even be able to tell my friends. They might kill you and me just for acting civil towards each other, let alone needed you to sleep… Malfoy?"
"Please call me Draco. I don't like being affiliated with my last name at the moment."
She blushed. "Sorry, I should have known. Draco… How are we going to handle this once school starts? I mean, maybe we can work something out… As you know Head Boy and Girl share living quarters, and well, I'm Head Girl—"
"I'm Head Boy. The letter was here when I woke up."
Hermione looked at him to make sure he wasn't lying, and upon seeming truthful, she let out a breath of relief. "Thank God." She murmured. "One problem down, many more to go. I am so happy that is settled."
A couple minutes of silence passed before he spoke hestitantly. If Hermione didn't know better, he looked contemplative.
"Granger? Can I call you Mia? I like it better then Hermione. Plus there's too many syllables in 'Hermione' for my liking." She nodded and gave a small smile.
Even thought it was a brat move on his part, it was the cutest nick name someone had ever used for her. For the first time, he smiled a little, before turning it back into a smirk. And like that, the magic was gone.
"Mia? Can I show you something?" His smile turned mischievous but nonetheless she nodded again and let him guide her out the back door into the vast back yard.
"Stay here." He backed away from her, transformed the fountain into a large lake, closed his eyes, and with a burst of green a fierce, little venomous snake appeared. Hermione looked at him with awe. She really shouldn't have been surprised. He was a Slytherin.
But why the lake?
But suddenly there wasn't a snake anymore. There was a brilliant eagle. Its eyes stared into her soul. It took off into the air and circled the lake.
But there was still the lake. Why the lake?
Her question was finally answered when next a flash of brilliant blue light appeared and the eagle was no more. A sea serpent with icy blue scales dove into the water with a huge splash and swam in one large circle before leaping out and landing on the grass as the snake.
Hermione figured he was done; it was pretty spectacular. She smirked. He was almost her equal. The resemblance of his forms to hers scared her.
Suddenly, he was slithering back towards her. When he was 15 feet away, he stopped and waited. She looked at him curiously.
What happened next though, nobody could have prepared her for.
With a silver light, instead of a snake, there stood a dragon, pearly white in all its glory.
It was her dream dragon, she was sure of it. She had never been so sure of anything in her life.
To see the object of her comfort there was too overwhelming and she crumbled onto her knees, buried her face into her hands, and started to silently sob. He existed; he was real. And it was Draco. Draco suddenly reappeared and in a matter of seconds was back at her side.
"Mia? Are you okay? Just talk to me." His voice betrayed his compassionless face as it gave away his concern for the young woman.
She continued to cry.
"Umm. Here. Come here." The awkward demon made him wrap an arm around her and pull her into his lap, cradling her, feeling her tears soak his t-shirt and her hands clutch around his neck.
A little while later, Hermione had finished crying and the two were talking in hushed tones. She was feeling better already from his comfort. It was weird.
But her dragon actually was real. Her dragon was Draco. Damn. She was so overwhelmed with a mixture of happiness, reality, shock, fright, and sadness that she couldn't stop the tears when she saw him. She was so confused but pushed her questions to the back of her mind. Now she stood up, leaving him on the ground. She was about to walk inside when Draco spoke.
"Can I see yours? Please?"
She nodded.
A foot away from where he was sitting now stood a hawk. The hawk looked deep into Draco's eyes before taking flight. With another flash of light there was a great dragon.
Draco tensed yet continued to watch in awe. She was beautiful. When he broke out of his daze seconds later, she was looking at him expectedly. Once she got his attention again, she transformed into her sea serpentina mid-air to dive gracefully into the lake.
It was magnificent to watch her move and transform. She had more power than he had ever seen. He was certainly not as graceful.
He approached the lake slowly, eventually standing at the very edge, and saw her sleek form swimming around in loops and circles in the deep water. She then made an immediate turn up and burst out of the lake, and Draco fell onto his back from the sudden movement. Looking up, he saw the transition from water creature to the phoenix that he knew.
He crawled backwards and it landed in front of him. The creature purposefully nipped at his hand, making it bleed.
"Oww. Thanks a lot Mia." The sarcasm dripped from his voice. "Can you fix it now please?"
He could have sworn he heard her laugh, but soon enough tears fell from her eyes and landed on the wound, where they sizzled and left a perfect hand.
The bird then stood back farther before turning into a kneeling Hermione.
"That was bloody magnificent Mia. Grace has never looked so good." Draco couldn't help but complement her. She, if anybody, deserved one, so he put aside his pride.
"Thanks. Hey Draco?" Her bright green eyes were glowing with excitement.
"Fly with me as a dragon? Like in my dreams?"
"You mean like in our dreams? Sure. I thought you'd never ask. By the way, yours is even more beautiful in person. My dreams just don't capture your… essence." He ended with a smirk, but immediately realized his mistake. She wasn't supposed to know, not yet at least.
Before she could respond, he was up in the air, looking down at her. She quickly followed him, but with a vengeance. He had dreamed the same dream too! He had not told her that little detail.
She flew right at him, and saw a hint of fear in his large grey eyes. He turned in the opposite direction and flew for the clouds. She chased him for a while before he made the mistake of turning around. This provided the time she needed to attach her claws onto him and tackle him to the ground.
They both transformed back into humans as they stopped rolling and tumbling, and at the end, Hermione was straddling Draco, holding him down. They both were scratched up a bit and quite sore.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner?! Why didn't you tell me?" She shook him violently before going weak. He rolled her onto her back, reversing their positions, and wiped the solitary tear from her eye with his thumb.
"Mia. I was scared! That's it! I was just scared." This was the moment of truth- another moment of weakness he couldn't help from happening. His father would have killed him if he saw what was about to transpire. Malfoys are never 'scared.'
"Especially after you told me about yours. Because the only thing that kept me sleeping for two weeks before Nagini attacked me was a dream of a bronze dragon with gold transparent wings flying with me around Hogwarts! You. You were the only reason I could sleep. And when you told me about your animagus and your dream of me, I had a hunch, but I was terrified of what it meant. I'm sorry Mia. Please forgive me."
His yelling had become a soft whisper and he had since placed his head in his hands and was kneeling hunched beside her body.
She silently changed her position so she was kneeling in front of him and removed his hands from his face and replaced them with her own. She couldn't help the sympathy from coming. His honesty with her was overpowering.
"Ma-Draco." She lifted up his chin and looked into his eyes before pleading with him. "Draco, we will work this out. Please…"
He nodded. She cupped his face in her hands like it was precious stone. Once he placed his mask back on, together, they got up and started to walk up back to the house. Once inside, Hermione spoke.
"I'm going to the library to figure out what's happening to us. I'll see you later." She started to walk off. It took Draco a couple seconds to recover.
He ran up to her, grabbed her arm as to stop her, and asked, "Can't I help? We'll cover more area, and besides, I'm nearly as intelligent as you, if not more." His lips curved into a smirk. She eyed him and hesitated before giving him a short nod before turning on her heal again towards Naji's library.
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you've got to be kidding.by mennonite (no login)
> To begin, the entire concept and the fact that we put that into our constitution is crap.
er, in what way? in that "the entire concept" was never established? or that it was not established sincerely? i'm pretty sure the wording that guarantees this is cut and dried enough to remove a lot of Room for interpretation. it's not like scripture, where codes, images and parables are used. (those who think the bible can be literally translated, nevermind what i just said. we simply disagree.)
> When the first settlers coming over for "religious freedom" settled in America, do you think their neighbor was a witch, an atheist, buddhist, satanist? NO! Look at the Salem Witch Trials, it's so bad they taught about it in schools!
this is irrelevent. plainly and utterly. a. witches ARE protected by the first ammendment. b. the first amendment came after the "first settlers."
> Did they want this grand idea of "No religion is wrong, and everyone just has their own ideas." HELL NO! They burned something like 100 people just 'cause they thought they might be a witch!
saying that the first amendment is irrelevent because some people burned witches is like saying all christians are nazis because the upper authorities of the catholic church supported hitler, or saying that all muslims are homocidal extremists.
> How did this law sneak in?
firstly, it's not a law. it's a Right. the way Rights work is that laws that infringe them are forbidden and null from the outset. then when you prove that the right is infringed, the supreme court can say it no longer exists. that's the simplified description of the process, i wish it was more reliable these days. but separation of church and state is much bigger than a law, it is a foundation that laws must fit.
the right, or speculation about it, it was written about by the founding fathers in various correspondances that supported the idea, not to mention that it was pretty hard-coded into the bill of rights. the same bill of rights that provides the entire foundation for the NRA's stances and michael's right to hunt animals with anything more sophisticated than a bow and arrow... so if you're going to make this argument against religious freedom do also extend it to the other 10 amendments... the right to arms came Second. i'm sure your manifesto against the nra would be interesting. don't let Them see it or you'll be harrassed or sued for months.
> People, I'm sorry-mostly protestants, considering they were mostly the ones settling for religious freedom (running from Catholic oppresion),
you're forgetting deists. many of the founding fathers were deists and freemasons.
> wanted the religious freedom to Worship God The Way They Believed In Him, not to worship satan or Budda or some wiccan God.
yeah, everybody wants to be right. this is irrelevent, too.
> Again, how did separation of church and state occur?
officially, it goes like this:
Article [I.]
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
but as i mentioned, it was written about beforehand. it didn't pop up out of nowhere, or "sneak in" as you put it.
> And why are a bunch of aetheists and agnostics arguing about this anyway?! None of you believe in God EXCEPT Michael? At least you don't sound like it!
because it is more a political matter than a religious one: lots of people who do not have a Religion (including atheists) have beliefs they hold valuable, mandated religion disallows these beliefs (or rather the practice or expression of them) and some of us (who think about this with greater care) also hope that those of you who ARE religious to maintain your own rights. as you pointed out, even if christianity were mandated in the u.s., MOST christians would not be free to decide how they interpret the teachings of christ, and would in effect, be robbed of their christianity by being forced to be a different kind of christian, per the demands of the State. that would be a horrible future for pretty much everyone, and those of us with ample foresight don't wish anyone to be that oppressed.
it's disturbing that you think this is an issue for only the religious.
i would also suggest that if you managed to miss all these points that you never make yourself arbiter of what people believe in, based on how they "sound." geez, guy. i mean i'd be insulted, if i bothered. i certainly don't want other people deciding for me what i have to believe in. i think the issue is everybody's business, for this, if not for that fact that as i said, it's more a political issue than anything else. and no small one, at that. the country making everyone become a christian isn't any cooler than the country making everyone convert to islam. and i think most americans would be pretty horrified at the idea of america becoming a muslim theocracy. i know i would. don't you see it's the same thing? separation of church and state prevents it.
take care.
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Button Gwinnett, delegate from Georgia to the Second Continental Congress, signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and the man after whom the biggest swath of Atlanta's suburban sprawl is named, was as conscious of his honor as most gentlemen of his era.
When his biggest political rival began to publicly heckle him over a failed military expedition to British East Florida, Button challenged him to a duel. On this date in 1777, Button and Lachlan McIntosh met for grass before breakfast in the hamlet of Thunderbolt, Georgia. Gwinnett winged Gen. McIntosh in the leg, but in turn was shot in the hip and died of gangrene three days later.
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Today In History: Button holed.
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"Good. Hell, he needed kilt. Now where the dickens is my fried Mars Bar?"
- 7:16 AM, May 16, 2008
- the pawnbroker said...
now that's a funny title...well, not to button...(shit, death from gangrene is three days? who knew?)
- 11:40 AM, May 16, 2008
- the pawnbroker said...
umm, i guess is three days kind of works, but that should have been in three days...jtc
- 11:41 AM, May 16, 2008
I've often wondered if we should bring back dueling. Might be a good way to thin the herd. Could solve some social ills as well.
- 12:32 PM, May 17, 2008
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