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And because, saying that I "stay home with my kids" seems to elicit looks that fall on the spectrum somewhere between 'pity' and 'disgust' (if I had to choose a color to describe the look, I'd choose puce), I'm "opening up my horizons."
My high school counselor would be proud of me. In fact, somewhere, he's probably beaming into his "Time Magazine's Man Of The Year" mirror and adjusting his afro. He knows not why.
So I'm going to go back to work.
No, no, not like ACTUAL work, like WRITING, which isn't REALLY work at all. It appears that I will be contributing to another website (details to follow, for those of you sitting on the edge of your seat, biting your nails and twitching) and avidly looking for other places to brighten up with my sunshine and rainbow pee.
By "brighten up" I mean, of course, write for. Just because I need more to do. No, seriously I do. Wiping adorable asses, is, well, not always quite as satisfying if I don't have anything of my own to work for.
So there you have it: I'm looking for more places to write and defile with my lewd mouth (or my scrubbed with bleach version. Whatever). Holla if you think of anything because You, Internet, are smart and I am not.
(also, does foul language on blogs bother you?)
Also, have no fear, Internet, I'm not even remotely considering abandoning you. IN FACT, I'm thinking that the very NEXT thing I am going to do is to start an advice column. Oh yeah, I'm gonna give ADVICE to people who send me QUESTIONS. Do you think I should put it on another URL? Or should I just plop them here as I see fit?
In the very NAME of not leaving you, I wanted to let you know that I am totally going to be responding TO comments IN the comments, because I'm dead tired of trying to email people who leave me slightly incorrect email addresses. Why yes, I AM lazy.
Also, Facebook has taught me that it's WAY more fun to have dialogue than a one-sided conversations. Hats off to YOU, Facebook.
Oh, and these questions I'm asking you here? Aren't the rhetorical types, I'm looking for real! live! answers! and! opinions! Because, obviously.
Please humor my mother. Please?
81 Responses to Because I'm Tired Of Saying That I'm Retired
Look at you all branching out and shit! Swearing doesn't tend to bother me unless it's every fucking other shit word balls. As for an advice column, in all that is my laziness, I would beg of you to contain it here where I can easily find it.
Have a great weekend and can I please pinch your daughter's adorable cheeks?
Hmmmm. I judge potential friendships on whether or not I can freely say "fuck" around a person. If not- probably isn't going to work out for us.
Good for you, Aunt Becky! Wishing you much success! And what a darling daughter you have.
Good luck with the new gig. Just hurry up and tell us where else we can find you. Your a lucky gal to be so prolific that you can post in multiple places and write multiple books. Your new title should be Queen of Content. Rock on!
Good for you! The more places that I can read your writing the better! I would really like to stay home sometimes, but usually after a few days, I wonder if I would go off the rails of the crazy train, or have to file bankruptcy since I would feel compelled to go to the mecca that is Super Target all day every day. I am always so impressed with women that can do it, without killing their spawn. Love my children, I do, but I thinks it's good for my mental status to get out of the house.
Foul language on blogs doesn't bother and it's not like your blog is a haven for 2nd graders.
Well, I say good for you! I support you 100%! Er, not financially, of course! Heh… awkward… 😉
I will be happy to follow you on another blog too. I think you should start the advice column here, and then when it (inevitably) gets super-popular and you are overwhelmed with questions, then you could transfer it to its own URL!
Um, is that a Blackberry in The Daver's other hand? That pose (baby in one, Crackberry in other) is a favorite with my DH.
I would literally read anything you wrote. You crack me up like no one else. Excited to hear of the new site!
Potty mouth blogs don't bother me…in fact, they draw me in. I myself would like to throw out an F bomb now and then, but I'm too concerned with offending my freaking family. It's disgusting how much of a people pleaser I am.
The advice column idea would totally rock!! I can't wait to hear the issues that are thrown your way!
Amelia….S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G!!! Those eyes are just beautiful! We should totally set Mimi up with Jack!!
Good for you! Wishing you every success!
I'm excited for you, dude! You better tell us soon where else you'll be writing.
Or at least tell me.
Cuss all you want! The more the merrier, I say. I think Birdpress' idea is great…start the advice stuff here, and then move it elsewhere. I can't wait to see what kinds of questions you get and your answers! 🙂
Fuck is in fact my favourite word and about my 8th favourite thing. Behind sleeping, cakes, pizza, smoking, the internet, bug squishy cuddles and shouting at the television.
The color I choose is clear because, once a VERY long time ago, some boy said that I was so stupid that my favorite color is probably 'clear'. I took it and ran with it and about 5 years after that lewd comment, I made an A in creative writing that started with a journal entry "What color are you?" I picked clear and my teacher was in TEARS she was so overjoyed with my writing. That boy is probably in tears today because he's so stinking jealous of how fabulous I am.
Rainbow pee?? It's supposed to be pee sunshine….didn't we discuss this already…it's rainbow POO!! I just knew I should have taken a photo for proof!!
Advice column sounds like fun. Just make sure you link to every page you write on every page you write. Make it somewhere near the top or bottom of the page with something to the nature of "Read my other stuff on these pages" so dumb girls like me will know where to stalk, I mean read more of your stuff.
I think foul language is funny to read. Not so funny for me to say or me to hear. While I hardly ever say or type curse words, I love reading them here on your blog along with other blogs that I follow. They bring a bit of laughter to my day.
What's funny….while I was reading your post….I was really sitting on the edge of my seat and biting my nails. I do it so much that my daughter now bites her nails too……….goofy little monkey see monkey do. Didn't I ever tell her "Do as I say not as I Do!!!"
Keep writing girl!!
I feel sort of lame suggesting this in case it is a stupid idea. the only blog I have found that I read regularly that has multiple posters is thekitchb, which is a part of some messy conglomeration that involes apartment therapy and one about kids called (don't type quote me) obeedoh or ohbeedoh or something. it isn't a funny thing, but if you cook or have kids (!!!!) maybe you qualify? what the hell do I know? I love your blog partly b/c I get to swear here. my blog is pg-13 for the aged relatives.
I'd love to read more of what MY Aunt Becky is writing. I'll keep my ears open for anything that might suit your writing. 🙂
Now, in response to your questions:
No, foul language does not bother me in the least.
I think you should answer advice questions directly in the blog. Maybe do a once a week or right after a post quick answer (if you get questions that only need quick answers). But I guess you could start an advice column, if you really wanted. I say link to it every time a new post comes up from here to there.
And I love that you are writing directly in the comments. I've been doing that too.
Here is a question for you, what do you say when you have no response to a comment? Not that its absurd or crazy, just you really don't have a response that won't be lame. Do you just not respond to that specific comment? Or do you make an effort and come up with something?
I just thought of a super lame title for your advice blog:
Vodka asks a lot of questions, Your Aunt Becky is here to help.
Foul language just makes you human. Even my priest swears (sometimes. and almost never during mass).
I always admire people who can stay home AND work. It's great to have a talent that's marketable in that way. Being a chemist? Not so much. Unless you count the fact that I can entertain my children with "bombs" made out of ziploc bags, vinegar and baking soda…Or that I can make ice cream using liquid nitrogen (it was easily the best ice cream I have ever had…and I used to eat A LOT of ice cream).
That baby girl is freakin' adorable! Oh, and I love that you cuss like a sailor. Makes me feel all at home and shit.
You're more than welcome to write all the shit you want on my blog.
And I took the FB quiz of What Cuss Word are You? and I was "Fuck." I was so proud. *Sniff* I *love* the word fuck and use it altogether too much. I use it more the more tired I am. Which invariably leads me to say that I fuck a lot when I'm tired. o.O
Oh, but I won't pay you to write shit on my blog. But I will respond to the shit you write.
And yes, cussing obviously bothers me, a lot.
/sarcasm (just in case you missed it 🙂 )
Yeah, cussing does not bother me whatsoever. I would say "Hell no! Cussing doesn't bother me!" but I'm sure that's already been done (I'm not really sure because I haven't read through all the comments yet) …and technically I said it anyway.
Good for you if you want to do something other than just be a mommy all the time, I mean if that is what you want. If all you wanted was to be a mommy all the time then I would say good to that too. Basically, it's good to do what you want and what is best for you. Whatever keeps you sane.
I think the advice column idea is great, maybe do a question or two on here on a certain day or something like that…or on another website, once again, whatever works best for you. Regardless, I'll be reading.
Here's my first attempt at piggy-backing a comment! Hooray! And yeah, maybe like Sunday's advice column or something. Not my WHOLE blog
Aunt Becky, please continue swearing to your heart's content, because many of us in mommy-land are tired of refraining for the sake of the childrens, ya know? Besides, think how creative you'd have to get with your wording to say what you really mean…. it could get crazy.
I think the advice column would be a hoot, I suggest devoting one day a week, because I want to read all about the other fun stuff most of the time. But that's just me being selfish, I get to do that because it's my comment. I like how you are responding to lots of comments, makes it even more fun to read them. Would be super cool if you could get them to "attach" somehow…. hmmm can you edit people's posts, and then just add your response after their stuff? just thinking out loud, or maybe not so much.
Anyhoo, while I'm here.. yah, it's really freakin annoying when people give you the funny look and go "oh… you stay home with the kids, well that's nice". Look man, I just want to raise my own kids, that's all. I love the babysitter and all, but you know, if they're going to be messed up by someone, I'd rather it be me. Then at least I'll know what their issues are. 🙂
And BTW, Amelia is just gorgeous. Love when you give us a peek.
You should pick one day of the week and reserve that as "advice day". That way you can keep writing on this same blog. Unless you were planning to become an advice columnist under a different persona/brand than "Mommy Wants Vodka" in which case a separate blog would be better!!!
Swearing is fine by me… The problem with swearing is that it may sometimes distract from the funny themes and comments you come up with. The swearing itself is funny but its the other insights you have which really set you apart from other humorists! (is humorist a word? if not, then I just created it!) Anyway I guess what I'm trying to say is that swearing seems to be part of your normal vocabulary whether you are blogging or talking in real life. But you don't need the swearing on your blog since it is funny, touching and addictive even without the swearing!
I can absolutely see that. I don't swear nearly as much as I used to, and I try and use it more when it makes sense, not just to SHOCK someone. Does that make sense?
Aunt Becky, I came back b/c 1. I heart you and wanted to see if you replied to me. fact. *sheepish* and 2. I am walking and typing on my phone and the screen has the tiniest font ever and I have sunscreen flowing into my eyes (ouch.damn). glad I came back as I see an important typo: it is kitchn – no 'e' not kitchb, which is what I think it says. if not, mea culpa. That's Latin for 'whatever.'
Oh, I am TOTALLY trying this typing INTO your comment box thingie. I hope it works this way.
I honestly don't get people who don't like swearing. Like completely not. Swearing is just what you need to do in certain situations. So fucking go for it!
Also – other writing? Yay!
I find swearing to be so satisfying. Not, of course, constantly or in public loudly (unless I need to), but in general, it's something I appreciate entirely.
I'm so glad you're confirming what I've always suspected but never known for sure: There are answers in the bottom of the bottle after all. I'm just a whiskey girl. Wrong bottle apparently.
shhh. don't tell anyone. I prefer whiskey to. bourbon especially.
Oh and I love, lurve, love all variations on the word fuck. Its just so fucking satisfying to say. It's like an exclamation point that can be used at any point in a sentence.
It is, of course, my favorite word. Have you heard the George Carlin stand up about "the usage of the word "fuck"?" You should. Dynamite.
Well, I , for one, will not frequent a blog that has swears or one that refers to drugs or alcohol.
Lola, I know. I figured you hated me on principle. Because, obviously.
Link the love, love! I'll read…that's exciting! I hope you have fun with it!
Also? I think answer and questions here on your blog would be a good fit. I don't think I have any questions though. Oh wait..yes I do! When will you come to Oregon and play with me?
Thanks for your comment on my blog and my freaky, sometimes crazy grief process and not leaving the house much. I love ya, girl!
When I'm not doing well, I absolutely have a tough time leaving the house. It makes sense; the house is safe, the world can be a really fucked up, scary place.
plop them in!
I'm trying it like this. I hope it works, because SERIOUSLY, it's annoying when they all cluster at the end. Total turn-off, yo.
Love the swearing. Lke the idea of an occasional advice post. Not so wild about a separate advice blog. Finding comments in comments a bit confusing but sure I'll get used to it.
PS your cards have made it across the Atlantic!
*SQUEE!* YAY! I'm transatlantic now! Hooray!
I'll read anywhere you write because I like ya just that much. 🙂
I don't care that you swear. I do, too. Most people I know do. So why sanitize it for a blog? I always prefer real people to polished, pretending-to-be-perfect people.
If you ever want to come write on my blog, feel invited. 'Course, one guest post from you & no one would ever read any of my pathetic ramblings again because they'd all be over here, instead. LOL
Looking forward to your advice column. That should be awesome and all sorts of entertaining!
I will happily guest post for you! But, you'll have to give me something to talk about, lest I ramble on and on and on until your blog readers decide to ban YOU by accident because of my pointless drivel.
"Currently I incubate human beings, but before I got into that I was an accountant."
"I'm in the fabrication and cultivation of future adults business."
I get very awesome responses whenever I use either, heh.
Mental Note added. This is awesome. Must remember this. You're brilliant!
So one time…at band camp….I thought that maybe I could be your PR person who handles all your publicity you will have once you get famous.
So, I guess maybe just saying congratulations will have to suffice – can't wait to read where else you will be writing!
Make me proud – your ahem..older…ahem…but still doting…follower,
The only thing I will get famous for is streaking slooowly through town, driving one of hot-pink Barbie Power Wheels.
wooo and hoooo, girl. Congrats on whatever gig is lucky enough to nab you. I will never be able to figure out how you write as much awesome as you do. (& my awe is both over quality & quantity.)
Cali, I just love you. And now I'm blushing.
long time listener, first time caller. i started reading your blog after i saw that you won funniest blog at blogher, or some fancy shit like that. i mainly clicked the link to your blog because it had "vodka" in the title and, as plenty of fraternity boys on a certain college campus in the heart of mississippi will tell you, i love vodka. and now, i love you. kindred spirits are we (my mom always used to put it in that word order. i have no idea if that is just being poetic or imitating yoda). no, i don't have kids. no, i don't have A GLANDULAR PROBLEM… that they've found (i'm convinced my doctor is incompetent). and no, i'm not *quite* as old as you (but i'm only a few years behind… i'm far enough into my 20s to no longer be a cute co-ed, but only fade into the background at a girls gone wild event). but you swear and you're sarcastic and, dammit, i like you. you keep on swearin' and cussin' and spreading your hate-colored glitter-piss all over the place and we'll keep on reading you.
and p.s. (brace yourself, cause here comes a TOTALLY original joke…) my mom used to tell my brother and i (obviously when we were younger and not supposed to swear) that people who swear aren't smart enough to use better words. i say fuck that. i always LOVED it when my college professors would swear in class. i LOVE it when guys swear. i don't know why. maybe it's because it was some taboo when i was growing up and it's a form of rebellion, but you keep on keepin on.
p.p.s. sorry about all the parentheses. you use one and they end up being sprinkled all over the place like fucking easter grass. you never get rid of that shit.
FINALLY, SOMEONE SAID WHAT I WAS THINKING! I've always heard people say that swearing is used when someone cannot come up with something better to say. I disagree entirely. A well-placed swear word can do wonders. As can the addition of the word "balls" to most anything. I think I'm in love with you.
More Aunt Becky!!! My life is now perfect.
I, personally, think that you should do the Advice Column here. In all honesty it's because I'm lazy. Just coming to this site 68 times a day is a lot of work. I don't want to have to check another site 68 times a day also. I have a life… right??
Good for you Aunt Becky, being all ambitious and stuff.
See, yeah, *I'm* lazy too. And trying to remember a whole other URL and password? Not going to fly. I think it'll be a Sunday thing. Right? That's a good day for it, I think.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing pic babe. *MUAH*
Aw, thanks, yo. Mimi is a doll-face. I think we'll keep her.
Stay at home moms don't exist.
Like, are we ever really 'at' home?
I prefer the title Family Manager or Sibling Rivalry Interventionist.
I absolutely love "Poo Specialist." Or "Queen Of The Sausages, Esq."
Love your work and great job at landing the new gig. Your daughter is adorable. Everybody has been really nice so far, but I can't help but point out an issue that needs to be addressed immediately. I assume the man in the picture is the beloved Daver. If you really love him, you already know what needs to happen. Its time to take the razor out. He'd be smokin' hot bald. Seriously. But with those little wisps of hair on top, uh….bad news bears. No offense. I only bring it up because I love Jesus…and you.
So, here's the problem with that. Dave? Has a CONE HEAD. No, really, it's got to be genetic, because my poor daughter has it too. But yeah, I think you're probably right on that one. Shaving it is the way to go. Like, buzz or q-ball? What do you think?
I *haert* swearing on blogs. Now that my son is repeating things we say, I try to avoid saying "shit" and "fuck" as much as possible. I am just THAT good of a mother. But that leaves me needing an outlet for grown-up words. Thank you very much, Internet!
Oh, and I like the idea of adding the advice column right into the blog. Keep it simple. 🙂
I usually avoid the heavier swear words around my kids because, well, that's probably smarter than I normally am, but occasionally a "dammit" will pop out. So Ben, every so often, will drop something and yell, "DAMMIT!" Whoops.
FUCK! I meant that I *heart* swearing on blogs. SHIT.
I don't tend to swear JUST BECAUSE, but shit, man, a well-placed "FUCK" sometimes takes a load off. In a delicious way.
I love foul language on blogs because it frees me up to give in to my inner potty mouth.
I say keep the advice column right here on this blog.
I think I will keep it here, now that I'm considering it more. Because a) I don't know a good domain name and 2) I personally get annoyed when I have to be all linky and shit to other blogs. I'm lazy.
I'm thinking a Sunday advice column, maybe? I need to get it set up so that I can get questions emailed to me and stuff. There's got to be a form for WordPress like that. Some sort of plugin. Must. Research.
good luck, can't wait to read more 🙂
And I cannot wait to pollute The Internet with more of my pointless drivel.
Swearing doesn't bother me. Many of my friends are not native speakers and tend to use profanity as a filler. Sort of like "um" or "like" but better, IMO. Also, the other blog (besides yours) that I frequent regularly is written by a Christian homeschooling mom with a huge family. (it's all about balance.) I always come here and then go there just in case she's tracking where people are coming from when they visit her blog. She needs to lighten up and I'm hoping to help "bring her to Aunt Becky."
So, my question: When is your book coming out???? I need it now. WG was dx'ed with aspergers / anxiety / OCD a few weeks back. Play therapy starts next week. I need a guide, damnit, and it sure as HELL is not going to be Jenny McCarthy!
That is seriously the funniest thing I've ever read. Swear to God, this will make me laugh my ass off for the next week. That's pure brilliance.
And the book, well, hm, still playing the fucking waiting game. Patience is not my strong suit, if you haven't guessed
Jenny McCarthy scares me. I would like to duct-tape her mouth shut.
Incidentally, O-Favoritest-Aunt-Becky-Of-Mine, keep up with the swearing! I'm still mastering the fine art of imaginative, illuminative invective (okay, I fail miserably at it because every other word out of my mouth when I'm angry is "fuck" or some variant thereof), and I'm learning a lot from watching you.
Jenny McCarthy kind of scares me too. I read her books on pregnancy and parenthood, and shockingly not the one about autism. Because while I am not sure, I think it might make the top of my head pop off. Have you read it?
FUCK Facebook! My in laws are on there… and i fuckin HATE foul language on blogs… but you my dear need to give advice… mommies need you ( it is gross but true, Welcome to parenthood 101?)
I think that an advice column will do only good. Or the good kind of bad, if you know what I'm saying. *wink, wink* Because being bad? SO MUCH MORE FUN.
Foul language on blogs is generally better and more entertaining than blogs that carefully censor every word. Sometimes you just need the emphasis.
I am BESIDE MYSELF with excitement over the idea of an advice column, which I think should just be a feature on your blog rather than a separate URL, because I TOO am lazy and can't keep track of shit.
Once I figure out a way to have people easily submit stuff through the site itself (I've seen it done on other blogs), I think that I'll pick a day and do it weekly. Like Sunday, maybe. Does that seem like a good day for it?
So, um, swear words are bad m'kayyyyyyyy…
Seriously though?? Who am I to judge- we've all read my name right???
The word fuck and I are on VERRRRRRRRRRRRY intimate terms… I would totally lay one on the word fuck if I could…
and can I just say I could eat your daughter up with a spoon!! oh those cheeks and chubby baby arms!!! squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
If you start an advice column, I would TOTALLY read it… Hell, I'll even send you questions just for shits and giggles…
Fuck is my favorite word, bar none. Except maybe "awesome" or "totally." Which I may totally marry. Awesome.
Oh AB, I can't keep up with your shenanigans. I'd love to get paid to write but my writing sucks. Your's is lovely. And I enjoy the cursing.
I have a feeling I'll be paid in a whole lot of "good job's" and "hey thanks" and that's okay with me.
i had answers. then i saw the cute baby. combine that with all my twitching and edge-sitting and i can't remember.
It's so nice to come here and read what you have to say. It's nice to read the comments from real people who talk like real people do. Please (and I am begging here) don't sanitize what you have to say. I absolutely love the way you put things. I get so tired of reading 'poof' shit or people complaining about 'foul' language. Grow up, dammit. When my daughter was four years old way back mumble mumble years ago, we were on our way to the daycare when she looked ever so seriously at me and asks "Mama, I know I can say hell, right?". My children were allowed to use these colorful adjectives in my presence as long as they were grammatically correct in doing so. After all, they learned to speak English from me so how could I tell them not to? I answered "Yes". She went on, "And I can say shit right?" "Uh, yes" says I wondering where this was leading. And then in her sweetest most innocent voice she says "So, can I say fuck?" That very moment was when the greatest and most useful answer in the world came to me, "When you're 13." The day she turned 13 she knew all the answers anyway and spared me a lot of misery which was good because I'd been dreading it. Now, where else could I tell that story??? You give all of us a forum to speak our feelings just the nasty way they are. Nope, don't change a thing Aunt Becky. We love you just the way you are!
If I hear another person make a cutesy name for a swear, I may herniate myself. I'm very glad that you like it. So far, I only had 2 people on Twitter tell me that swearing was some sign of being stupid. Which, obviously.
Dear Aunt Becky,
I have not bothered to read all your comments because, damn, that's a lot when I haven't even finished my first mug o' coffee. So this may not be your first advice question. But I'll pretend it is. Because that makes me feel all warm and snuggly inside. Oh, wait. That's the coffee.
Here's my question: How early is too early to start nailing into the (thin) walls of my apartment to hang up tons o' shit? Because I know damn well my neighbors are going to be hearing it. I mean, can I start the home decor re-do at 6am without convincing them I'm an asshole? No, probably not. 8? 10? How late is too late? Midnight? 3am? 😉
And a follow-up question: perhaps I DO want to convince them I'm an asshole? When would be the best time for nailing and drilling to do that? Huh?
I just love you. You'll be my first question! Hooray!
I read Jenny McCarthy's first autism book earlier this summer just to see what the hype was. You are very right in staying away. She's one crazy bitch.
I had a feeling that hers was one of those awful preachy-judgmental books I hate. Because really? Not all kids are alike. Having a child with issues is hard enough without having to listen to how McCarthy cured him with vitamins and organic food grown on the backs of migrant workers, or whatever.
Aunt Becky,
Thanks for being so fricken' hilarious. You have been a partial influence on my newly created blog (www.fullcodeblue.blogspot.com) and i mentioned you in the first entry. You rock. Keep up the good work!
Must. Check. You. Out. Hooray!
How's the book deal going?
Is there going to be a price discount for regular readers/commenters?
Can I get a 1% discount on the price for each comment I leave between now and when it's published?
So far it's a hell of a lot of hurry-up-n-wait which is making me anxious and gassy.
I say start with the buzz to get him used to it and then cue ball all the way. I didn't notice the cone head, so that might pose some additional risks, but really, I'm not sure anything is worse than the little wispies on top.
By the way, I need some advice: there is a guy a used to know in high school who I'm friends with on Facebook that used to have really great hair, but now he has the EXACT SAME problem as the Daver and his girlfriend posts close to 6 million pictures of him a month and its like "Can someone please tell this man that he looks a million fucking years old and kind of like a pedophile?" We haven't spoken since high school but we were really good friends back then and I am very tempted to write him every single day to ask him when having hair like that became acceptable? Do you think I should, or should I just de-friend him so I'm not subjected to that hideousness everyday? Its just so sad. He is a good person with VERY VERY bad hair, and I feel if nobody else is going to tell him, then maybe God put me on this earth to be the one. What do you think?
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahaha! I *wipes eyes* I just don't know. Bwahahahahaha!
Please keep swearing. I prefer it to bleach.
Advice column? I would like it if you kept it here but I can follow anywhere so I guess whatever works for you.
I think I'm going to make the advice column a weekly Sunday thing. Sunday is a good day for it, right? Isn't that when Dear Abby does her thing?
Your daughter is too fucking adorable. I want to squuuuuuuuuish her.
Also, she looks a lot like you.
So by some kind of transitive property you are fucking adorable.
I have about 8 gazillion questions I need answered but something tells me you are not in the mood to dissect (figuratively, I know you love the literal kind) and explain life and the universe (and why said universe hates my brain).
But I will happily read the Q&As if you post them here. It's GOT to be better than Dear Abby. xoxo
P.S. I love parentheses so the more you use the better. I'm just saying.
My daughter looks like a mini version of my father. Which is sort of creepy. But thankfully, I love my dad, or that would be TOTALLY awkward.
And I think The Daver is going to set up something for you guys to be able to anonymously submit questions.
Congrats on the writing job! Looking forward to getting even more of an Aunt Becky fix.
Well, thank you kindly. We'll see how it pans out, you know?
Here is a question for your first advice column:
Dear Aunt Becky:
When you're 7 weeks pregnant and and are SO.FUCKING.EXHAUSTED that you can't see straight, and then your two year old starts screaming because the PAPER fell off his GRANOLA BAR, and you start crying because you don't know how you are going to handle TWO children, and all I want is FUCKING BEER, how do you keep from going insane?
This one is easy: I laugh. And then I cry. And then I laugh. But I bet I can answer it with lots more words.
Love the pic of Amelia.
That was post-stitch removal! She freaking rules.
Sounds like a really fun project. I can just imagine the kind of advice you'll be spewing forth, er I mean giving out. 😉 I want to say that foul language doesn't bother me, but I've noticed that casual foul language does. However, foul language in describing serious, awful things, like someone getting a leg blown off in war, seems appropriate.
I can absolutely see that. Makes sense to me.
I like Alina's advice – designate a regular advice column day here on MWV. I absolutely love when you do "Mail! Bag! Fun! Time!" so the advice column should be just as priceless.
I love everything you write. And I'm not just saying that to get into your pants. Probably. 😉
P.S. Mimi gets cuter every day.
Coco, you can get into my pants any time you want.
Most cities have a weekly free publication…I'm guessing yours is one of them. Have you considered perhaps speaking to a free weekly about writing a column for them??
The WHOLE REASON I got into the blogging community was because I read the columns of a fabulous girl writer and had to have more…so I looked up her blog. You can check her out here: erin-obrien.blogspot.com.
Check it out.
Good call, yo.
Don't you dare take the foul language out. It's one of the many reasons I love you. And and advice column? Yes, please! You'd be great at it, I know.
Now I just need to come up with a way to have them able to be submitted anonymously.
You absolutely rock! I can't wait to read more from you, wherever you are. About the advice thing, maybe you could just put it as a tag somewhere on this blog??? I don't know.
And that baby is absolutely smooshably adorable. I just want to squeeze her! Don't worry, I really wouldn't, but babies are great!
Aw, thank you. Mimi is totally smooshey.
A little late, but my excuse is that I've been out of town, so I'm reading like two weeks' worth of entries at once. Should be Aunt Becky overload, but somehow not!
Regarding the swearing, I love it. First, of course, it's obviously part of who you are, not some intentional affectation for no good reason. But the other thing is that as an at-home mom, I feel like I'm always censoring myself. I can't do or say what I want because of little eyes and ears always trained on me. It's nice to see a reminder (from a fellow mom) that you can still act like a grown-up.
So on a related note, I love the advice column thing and will totally read it here. I am too lazy to look in another place and appreciate the laziness of you and your readers insofar as it makes my own laziness easier.
And here's a slightly serious question, though I think you can address it with your trademark(ed) humor. As a parent, particularly one who stays at home ALL DAY EVERY DAY, how you do create space in your brain for your grown-up self? I mean, there's the "you" who is all wholesome and a good role model and insists that the 3-year-old not squish his head into your breasts every time he wants to snuggle (well, maybe yours doesn't require that reminder, but mine does). And then there's the "you" that would like to use those boobs recreationally, at least every once in a while, who swears and maybe really wants a cigarette sometimes even though you quit more than six years ago, who wants to feel irresponsible and sexy and grown up–and not grown up in a "wow, I remind me of my mother" kind of way. How do you manage that balance?
Is that way too heavy a question? Sorry, I've been packed into a pop-up trailer with my husband and three kids for 11 days and may be in need of some post-vacation therapy. But I look forward to the advice column, swears and all!
That's an EXCELLENT question.


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NAMIE: Japan observed a moment of silence on Tuesday to mark the third anniversary of the quake-tsunami disaster which swept away thousands of vic–tims, destroyed coastal com–munities, and sparked the nuclear emergency that forced a re-think on atomic power.
Survivors bowed deeply at remembrance ceremonies in towns and cities around the disaster zone and in Tokyo, where Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko led tributes to those who died in Japan's worst peace-time disaster.
A national moment of silence followed the cry of tsunami alarm sirens, which were set off at 2:46 p.m., the moment a 9.0-magnitude undersea quake hit.
Its raw force unleashed a towering wall of water that travelled at the speed of a jet plane to the coast. Within minutes, communities were turned to matchwood, and whole families drowned.
Giant waves also crashed into the Fukushima nuclear plant, sparking reactor meltdowns and explosions, and setting off the worst atomic crisis in a generation.
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Emperor Akihito paid tribute to victims killed in the tragedy, and those struggling in its aftermath.
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Although no one died as a direct result of Fukushima, about 1,650 area residents passed away from complications related to stress and other problems following the accident.
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|RE: [cdt-dev] MSVC Support Plans
We already have a MSVC error parser today. So yes. I'm not sure it has been exercised thoroughly and certainly not with recent versions of MSVC so please raise bugs if you see issues with it. Doug Schaefer QNX Software Systems Eclipse CDT Project Lead http://cdtdoug.blogspot.com > -----Original Message----- > From: cdt-dev-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cdt-dev-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxx] On > Behalf Of Ryan Boder > Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 11:38 AM > To: CDT General developers list. > Subject: Re: [cdt-dev] MSVC Support Plans > > On Fri, Sep 29, 2006 at 11:08:57AM -0400, Doug Schaefer wrote: > > registry. I'm using the internal builder instead of nmake, since > makefile > > generators are not easy things to build. > > Are there plans to support using msvc in standard make projects? Obviously > I > can use whatever compiler I want in the makefile but will CDT be able to > parse the compiler output for errors and warnings to create source code > markers like it does with gcc? > > -- > Ryan Boder > http://bitwiserlabs.com > _______________________________________________ > cdt-dev mailing list > cdt-dev@xxxxxxxxxxx > https://dev.eclipse.org/mailman/listinfo/cdt-dev


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Mtuesday moenixg, September. 6, loo-i. TjEDS SALT LAKE THIBUiSriSc page even 1 1
weil Eispiag Wife
If to Idaho,
21 Intended to Kill the
1 Woman and Her
iit-1 Lover.
gjjjalSays His Wife Must Come
IBIBack to Him or Go to the
f Penitentiary.
iy wlfo wants to come back to" mc,
go with her where sho wants to
llovo hor and can forgive her. But
Hoes not do this, I will see that
a' Gene Gates co to the penlten
t irncd and worn aftor two months'
fof the doping couple, whom
jklgby arrested In Logan a couplo
s ago, William Turptn mado this
nt Jn the county Jail yesterday,
lo told how he had followed the
th the ono idea to kill them both
take his little child,
fkad Befriended Gates,
s a strango story, and the man
ialmost listlessly Only when ho
if the woman whom he had mar
;ht years ago and of the little
I lie show any feeling. Ho told
rodo a young saddlo horse until
mal dropped dead, and then how
cod, for weeks, always cherishing
that ho might come on Gates
3 woman, cither to right it out
e man or kill the pair as they lay
r, and tho story came In as mat
ci a manner as though he were
US a horse trndo.
not know why my wifo left mc,"
.. I had dono everything for her
could As for Gates, I Had been
L to him I had housed him whito
sick, and had given him food. I,
uspected anything wrong until I
ack from Alia and found tho
mpty, and my brother crying on
old me tho news Ho told mo how
d gone the midnight before, taking
lod with them. Gates had gotten
ses and my wife had Joined him.
Horso Dropped Dead,
rted right out after them. I took
r saddle horse. I rode fifty miles
1 stopped at all lo rest, and I
rode ai a pretty har ait. Any
io horso gavo out Just tho other
Logan. He reared high and then
dead. I never stopped, but
jut on a walk. I inquired ovorv
for thorn, and I followed from
place, Jjut was always way bo
ut to Pocatello, and from there to
Prom Oakley I went to Soda
.'. I slopped at other places and
lo trips. I had to walk always,
is out of funds and had no horso.
?6ro good to me. 1 always offered
: when I got grub, but they did
it anything They said that in a
;e that anyone ought to do the
y could to help a man.
Carried Two Guns.
;kept on. and I hoped that some
feuld catch them. I know Gates
forty-live but I had two good
. me, und I guess either of them
hoot ns far as his. All 1 wanted
sou them, so that I could got an
cak. I wanted to kill Gates and
s. and then to take the littlo girl,
uld, I wanted to come on them
togother, and to shoot them as
.' there,
lly I went to work near Soda
and while I was working I
Kl through tho papers that Shorlff
?r , PU'red them. I came right
t Lako and found them here In Jail.
Wnk my wife will como back to
She. does not waut to go back
i,wc lived, but that is natural. I
ro: anywhere else with .her. I havo
married to her clsht years, and I
ft want to give her up If she will
!?fiack to mo. I urn willing to for
?ina forget I always treated her
v 1 culd and provided for her.
Ijsno does not want to come tc mo,
en stay away and take tho conse
l'?r A.wlu BCe lhat she and Geno
feo to the penitentiary."
j; iMANDEXPULSION SM00T.
1 jSdo Methodist Conferp.nce Like
wise Denounces MorraoniBm.
EBLO, Colo., Sept. 5.-vrhc Methodist
opal conference of Colorado today
iur.f0iutlo.na denouncing Mormon
fcfi nV V51" 1,10 expulsion ef Apostle
TfcBmoot from the United States Sen
fli nai'?.iJP, an amendment to the
'rmnalltutlon whlch "shall doflnc
gfcmarriage as monogamlc and make
.and,po,i,am,3t cohabitation un
Ctfki'vi. aniJ Pretense a crlmo
IKtn 1lUed. States, punishable lo
K,n,i IK;nnUy., Including disfranchise
M& im8flusl1 ncal,on l hold ofnee,
co ltary,Jn 1,10 United Stales or
Jbtate or Territory under Us Jurls-
ather for today Fair.
SruCS:al thG l0Cal 0fflcC 01
nmm, temperature. S3 degrees:
rT1,fm-Pneraturo- &l degrcp.,; mean
ini.m'n'9 ,lpErccS. which Is 2 dc
'above the normal.
Sfli!"111' oC tempera turo
i 1L ''tho month. 5 degrees.-
fJannl-irvtr1' oi Kturo
fo.innuary l. fcj? degreca
precipitation from G p. sn. to C p.
tCflr0,",010"07 J Precipitation
m.,io?i.oC U,c mnth. .15 inch.
RiL DAY-1
KSP'. Sept' G. Jamer, A. Richer
R He '? dcad-
Mailed America profcsolonally
lty ifcl,'r LMarkc, llrst rector of
Kman1 iCaI ,u,rch. and the eldest
Wnan In this city, is dcad at the ago
Md ,&er,7. (HoIe-ln-the-Day), son
Kn SiltbRul8,lSd Chippewa chieftain,
ot tho Chippewa nation
aacaota, Is dead, aged 15 years.
In - the Labjr World $
NEW ORLEANS, Sept. 5. An agree
ment has been reached between tho strik
ing tcnmstcrH and the draymen by which
thero will bo a resumption of work to
morrow. ,
CHICAGO, Sept. President Donnelly,
who loft tho atock yards to participate
In the annunl Labor day demonstrations,
. refused to discuss Iho report that tho first
movo to settle Iho strike was tho return
of 3500 men in New York. '
WASHINGTON, Sept, G. The Mu
sicians' union today declared a general
strike of tho members of tho orchestras
of tho local theaters. Thrco houses ara
open. Tho men employed at two of them
wont out. and the performances were
given with Improvised orchestras, whllo
In tho case of the third tho orchestra
played as usual. Tho men demand a 20
per cent lncreaso In pay.
Live Stock
CHICAGO, Sept. 6. Cattle Receipts,
S500. Market strong. Beeves, $3.155 G.15;
cows and heifers, ?l.C0iRC0; stockcrs and
feeders, $2.0OffC.GO; Tcxans, ?3.10i.25;
Westerns. S2.7&5-I 50.
Hogs Receipts. li;O0O. Market steady.
Mixed and butchers, So.G035.G0; good to
choice heavy, 5.20S.55; rough heavy. S4.C0
mj0; light, $5.2&g6.65; bulk of sales, 5o.l&3
Sheep Receipts, lr-.wy). Market steady.
Sheep, $2.50S-li5; lambs, $I.CO0.25.
OMAHA. Sept 5.-CattIe Receipts, 3S00.
Strong. Xatlvo steers, $3.75''5,oft; cows
and heifers. .?2.S03 50; Western steers,
$3.CO-U0; Texas steers. $2.75.50; rango
cows and heifers, $2,10723.30; dinners, 51.3)
(52.00; stockers and feeders, ?2.C0if3.S0:
52.E0i03.S0: ealvca, 13 0ff5.23; bulls and
stags. $1.753.00. Hogs Receipts. 2(00;
Shade to 5c lower. Heavy. J5.10J5Ti.3D;
mixed. J5.20iff5.C0; light, JS.3OiT5.40; pigs, i
$4.75.5.00; bulk of sales. ?5.20f?5.35. Sheep I
Rc,cclptfl. 9000. Steady. Western year-
lings. J3.6OSj4.00; wethers, J3.253.7c; ewes,
ja.OOtrs.CO; common nnd stockcrs, S2.5011) 1
3.C5; lamb3, Jt.00fj6.00. t
KANSAS CITY. Sept. 5. Cattle Re-
eclpts, 10.000: strong to 10c higher. Native
steers. S3.75fJC.00; native covs and heifers.
Jl.50ff-l.75; stockcrs and feeders, $2.25-.00;
bulls. 52 0W3.2E; calves ?2.50ffG.OO; Western I
steers, J3.OMjf4.50; Western cows, 51.60ff3.En.
Hops Receipts. 3000; steady to Gc higher. I
Bulk of sales. Jv.3Aiff5.40; heavy. S5.25(rt5 S5; .
packers, JS.30?j6.40: pigs, and light. J5 20ff)
5.45. Sheep Receipts. 3000; strong. Mut- I
tons. $3.25-4.10: lambs. J4.50ifr5.sn: rango i
wethers, J3.25ffM.10; ewes, $2.7aff3.C0. 1
St. Louis Wool Market. 1
ST. LOUIS. Sept. 5. Wool steady ; terrl-
lory and Western medium, 20ff21c; flno .
medium, lClSc; line, 154?lCc; I
It is a companion in pleas
ure or misery, one or the
other; and some of us don't
know one from the other.
Tho liind You Have Ahvrtys Boulit lias horiio tlib siuft
turo oi' Ohas. H. Fletcher, and has been mado under his
personal supervision i'or over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Countcrlcits, Imitations and
" Jusfc-iis-jjood" are hut Experiments, and endang-cr tha
health of Children Exi)erienco against Experiment.
What bs CASTOR1A
Oastoria is :i liarmless suhstituto fov Castor Oil, Pare-'
gorie, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Tarcotic
substance. Its asro is its g-u:.rantce. It desfaroj-s "Worms
and allays Fcverishness. It cures Diarrhcaa and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, enres Constipatioa
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, retuiatcs the
Stomach and Bowels, giving' healthy and natural sleeps
The Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
The Kind Yon Haie Always Bought
j Bears the Signature of
hi Use Por Over 30 Years,
THE C"'TUn COMPANY, 7T MUnnAY OTflCCT, T4CW YOH OSTY.
Salt Cafu City Brewing gpaity
Hew Brand of I
k l-AGERBEERy Dcin& of a superior quality, is rapidly taking J
the place of Eastern importations. By the J
' case or l'fll'rej the same price as our other
'''' PIIJ brands. Try it. Telephone 17.
I -ffffHPj j moritz, Genera! manager. I
www II EN we purchased the Lace House Bankrupt otock Yfef
W Just winter, more than eight-tenths of tho mer- IMm)9i4
v " chandlao conelsted of Fall and Winter goods. Wo PlIllSP5.
found It lmpoaalble to dlspoao of out-of-season merchandise, inot-t O
no matter how groat the sacrlllce. Our twcnty-flvf thou- l'alaW
i aand dollars' worth of desirable Lace House stock va3 Mill
1 stored In our warehouse In anticipation of an Immense Early iljEfl
Fall Salo. FALL AND WINTER WEIGHT UNDERWEAR 0i
AND HOSIERY. SUITS. WALKING AND DRESS fffe qUI I1' K:
SKIRTS, FURS, SEALSKIN JACKETS, BLACK AND $&ffi K
COLORED UNDERSKIRTS, FLANNELETTE WRAP- iyS k
(3J7-trKrsx.rj GOODS ALL MERCHANDISE FROM THE LACE &SWv3$$X
yffittyjk RUPT SALE PRICES. ?W?1
Vv ,arB0 force ot- Milliners has been engaged preparlnc ftj ilO
SjOwffilffl p for tne Fal1 Snov,'lnSs 1,1 Trimmed Hats. In addition to tho j r1 iVffljv
vJWwffi-v Immense -atock can'lcd over from the Lace House of less ex- jra SfflWja )
vC3rrsn pensive lines of Millinery, wc shall show some rich novelties , fey m, Wy)?
ffl from the latest Imported models. ffli
f j COMMSNCING TODAY iM
&u8&lL "V713 OFFER ALL FALL AND WINTER GOODS FROM (dfmirr
dhrrrr-" TO THE LACE HOUSE STOCK AT BANKRUPT PRICES. yf-v $
MTl h. AND GIVE 52.00 IN GOLD STAMPS .jwriW"'' W'
j"g PURCHASE
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8 Now la pickling time. You'll H
want tho very best spleea. Wo aell
that kind. Our splcca are tho U
purest and freshest to bo had. if U
I you want perfect results, buy your m
eplcos horc. a
Cosk Tea & Coffee Co., I
'Phone 974-Y. U Ea3t 3rd So.
i Contlnuoua quotations on Now fc
h Tork Stocko and Chicago Grain.
i Wo buy and oell ntocks and grain sj
on margin or for caah. Our private I
5 rooms cnablo our customers to
5 come In and transact business with j
ihe utmost secrecy. 5
9 Wrlto or cull for our Book of In-
II formation ("System of Specula-
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J block I
Mfmbcrs Salt Lako Stock and J
V Mining Exchange. 'Phono 6?9. 5
COTTON f EUT X.
Better than any Eastern make. Will
cost you less money. Ask your deal
er for them. Look for our trade
mark. Utah Bedding & MTg Co.,
Salt Iake City, Utah.
Consult Count" ClerK or tho rcspcctlvo
signers for further Information.
bato division. In and for Salt Lake coun
ty, State of Utah. In the matter of the
estato of John H. Bach, deceased. No
tice. The petition of Sallv E. Wllklo, praying
for the Issuance to L3, A. Walton of let
ters of administration In tho estate of
John H. Bach, deceased, has been set for
hearing on Friday, the ICth day of Sep
tember, A. D. 1E0U at 10 o'clock a. m., at
tho county courthouse, In the courtroom
of said court, in Salt Lake City, Salt Lake
county, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court, with
tho seal thereof affixed, this 1st day of
September, A. D. lM-i. JOHN JAMES.
ISeal.l Clerk.
By David B. Davies. Deputy Clerk.
A. W. Casoy, Attorney for Petitioner.
bato division In and for Sail Lako coun
'ty, Stall' oi Utah. In the mailer of tho
Estate nomas Cott Griggs, deceased.
The petition of Thomas Hull and Robert
A. Ure, administrators of the estate of
Thomas Cott Griggs, deceased, praying
for an order of side of real property of
aald decedent, and that all persons inter
ested appear before tho said court to
show cause why an ordor should hot be
granted to sell so much as shall bo neces
sary, of the following dcTlbed real es
tate of said deceased, to wit: All that cer-
tain tract of land situated In Salt Lako
City. Salt Lako county, Utah, described'
as follows, o wit.
(a) Commencing at a point -10 feet north
of tho southeast corner of lot S. block 49,
plat "C," Salt Lake City survey, running
thence west IVz rods; thence south 2
rods; thence west 2'i rods; thenco north
M feet 10, inches; thence cast 10 rods,
thenco south &1 feet 10V Inches to the
placo of beginning, together with an
adobe and a frame house;
i(b) Commencing at a point 10 rods north
of the southeast corner of said lot S,
block -10, plat "C." Salt Lako City survey,
running thenco west 10 rods; thenco south
Ui rods; thenco east 10 rods; thenco
north 1U rods to tho place of beginning,
being vacant;
(c) Commencing at a point 1C.05 rods
somh of tho northwest corner of lot 8,
block 1, flve-acro plat "A." Big Field sur
vey, and running thenco oust 10 M rods;
thence south -1.35 rods; thenco west 10.55
rods, thenco north -1.35 rods to tho placo
of beginning, subject to a right of way
over Iho cast H feet of said described
property, also vacant, has been set for
hearing on Friday, the lGth day of Sep
tember, A. D 1S0I, at 10 o'clock a. m., ut
tho county courthouse. In iho courtroom
of said court, in Salt Lako City, Salt
' Lake county, Utah. v
Witness tho Clerk of said court, with
the seal thereof affixed, this 29th day of
August, A. D. 1SG1.
(Seal.) JOHN JAMES, Clerk.
By David B. Davies. Deputy Clerk.
G, H. Backmau, Attornoy for Estato.
In the matter of the estato of Benjamin
M. Harman. deceased. Notice Is huroby
given that tho undorslgncd will sell at
prlvato Palo tho following-described per
sonal property, to wit: 1 wagon, 1 binder,
1 plow, 1 drill, 1 roller, 1 scraper. 7 holfors,
1C cows, 7 horses, 1 bull, hay, oats, lucerne
seed, household furniture and two shares
Of Utah Implement company stock (com
mon), on or after tho 10th day of Septem
ber, lOvl. at tho Harman farm, located on
tho east sldo of tho Jordan river and the
north sldo of Fourteenth South street,
county of Salt Lake, Statu of Utah, where
bids will bo received, Terms of sale, cash.
Dated this 3rd day of Soptombcr, 1901.
Administratrix of tho Kslato of Benjamin
M. Harman, Deceased,
bate division, In and for Salt Lake coun
ty, State of Utah. In the matter of tho
estate of Richard Ingrham, deceased.
Tho petition of Ellas Jensen, adminis
trator of the estato of Richard Ingrham.
deceased, praying for an order of sale of
real property of said decedent, and lhat
all persona interested appear beforo tho
said court to show cause why an order
should not be granted to sell so much as
ohall bo necessary of the following de
scribed real estate of said de
ceased, to wlU, commencing at a
point thirty-four rs north and
three-fourths of ono rod west of the
southenst corner of the northwoat quar
ter of section sixteen, township two south
of rango ono east, thence north forty
three rods; thonco west fifteen and three
fifths rods; thoncc south fortv-threc rods;
thence east fifteen and three-fifths rods ,
to placo of beginning, containing 1.192 .
acros, has been set for hearing on l'rl- I
duy, the lfith day of Soptombcr, A. D. 1
190-1. at 10 o'clock n. m., at the counly 1
courthouse, In tho courtroom of said
couit. In Salt Lako City, Salt Lake coun
ty, Utah.
Witness tho clerk of said court, with the
seal thereof affixed, this 2oth day of Au
gust, A. D. 1501. JOHN JAMES,
fScal. Clerk.
By David B. Davie.", Deputy Clerk.
1 Ncla Jensen, Attorney for Estate. zl9H
Consult County OlcrV or tho respective
etgneru ror further information.
batc division, In and for Salt Lako coun
ty. State of Utah. In the matter of tho
estate of Samuel E. Allen, deceased. No
tlcc The petition of John M. -Cv Allen, admin
istrator of tho estate of Samuel E. Allen,
deceased, praying for the settlement of
final account of aald administrator and for
the distribution of tho reslduo of said es
tato to tho persons entitled, has been sot
for hearing on Friday, tho ICth day of Sep
tember, A. D. 3004, at 10 o'clock a. m.. at
the county courthouse, In tho courtroom
of said court, in Salt Lake City, Salt Lako
county, Utah.
Witness the Clerk of said court, with tho
seal thereof affixed, this 31st day of Au
gust, A. D. 1901,
rScal.l JOHN JAMES. Clerk.
By David B. Davies, Deputy Cleric
S. McDowall, Attorney for Estate. aX5
Estato of Thomas Elcock, deceased.
Credltora will present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at the law
offlco of C. M. Ncllson, Constitution build
ing, Salt Lako City, on or before the 4th
day of December, A. D. JWM
Administrator of Thomas Elcock, de
ceased, C M. Ncllson, Attorney for Administra
tor. Date of first publication, August 2, A.
D 1901. z52
Pursuant to an order heretofore Issued
out of the District court of Suit Lako
county, Utah, the undersigned will sell at
prlvato sale for cash to tho highest bid
der, on tho 16th day of September, 1904.
bids to be received on or before tho said
15lh day of September, 1KM, at the law
ofllco of C. M. Nlelson, Rooms 2.".S-9, Con
stitution block. Salt Lako City, Utah, tho
4 city lots and the house and the Improve
ments thereon belonging to the estate of
Johanna Olsen Hogensen, deceased, de
scrlhed as follows, to wit: All of lots 9. 10,
11 and 12. block 36. Sandy Station plat,
Sandy City. ""Salt Lake county, Utah;
terms of salo. cash, subject to confirma
tion by the Probate court of Salt Lako
cpunty. Utah. F. S. FERNSTROM,
Administrator of the Estate of Johanna
Olson Hogensen, Deceased.
C. M. Nlelson, Attorney for Administra
tor. a29S
batc division, in nnd for Salt Lake coun
cy. State of Utah.
In tho matter of the estate of Danlol
Lloyd, deceased Notice.
The petition of Niels Llnd praying for
the Issuanco to himself of letters of ad
ministration In tho estato of Daniel
Lloyd, doccascd. has been sot for hearing
on Friday, the lGth day of September, A.
D. 1904. at 10 o'clock a. m. at tho County
courthouse. In the courtroom of said
court, In Salt Lake City, Salt Lake coun
ty, Utah.
Witness tho Clerk of said court with
the seal thereof affixed, this 3rd day of
September, A. D. 1901.
(Seal) JOHN JAMES. Clerk
By David B. Davies, Deputy Clerk.
H. A. Smith, Attorney for Petitioner.
Estate of Samuel S. Pond, Sr., deceased.
Creditors will present claims with
vouchors to tho undersigned at 217 South
Main street. Salt Lake City, Utah, on or
before the 10th day of June, A. D. 190u.
Executor of Estate of Samuel S. Pond, Sr.,
J R. Bowdle, Attorney for Estate.
Date of first publication, August 9, A.
D. 1S04. zGlo
Pursuant to an order heretofore Issued
out of tho District court of Salt Lako
county, Utah, the undersigned will soil
at prlvato salo for cash, subject to con
firmation by tho Probate court of Salt
Lake county, Utah, to the highest bidder,
on the 15th day of September, 1901. bids
to bo received at tho law office ot C. M.
Nlelson. Rooms 23S-9. Constitution block.
Salt Lako City. Utah, an undivided one
half Interest In and to a house and lot
belonging to the estate of Susanna T. L.
Schultz, deceased, and described as fol
lows, to wit: All of lot 11, In block 1 of
the Woodmansoo subdivision -of block 1,
plat "B," Salt Lake City survey.
Administrator of the Estate of Susanna
T. L. Schultz, Deceased.
C. M. Nlelson, Attorney for Administra
tor. n99
bate Division, In nnd for Salt 'Lako coun
ty. State of Utah. In the matter of tho
estate of Margaret Vandybarkcr, dc
Ceuaeu. Notice.
The potitlon ot Israel Bennlon, admin
istrator of the estate of Margaret Van
dybarkcr, deceased, praying for an order
to sell tho following described personal
property of said decedent, to wit- SS head
of stock cattlo now on rango near Faust,
Tooelo county, Utah, has been set for
hearing on Friday, the lGth day of Scp-
lomoer. a. u. iwjj. at 10 o ciock a. m.. at
tho countv courthouse, In tho courtroom
of said court. :(i Sr.It Lako City, Salt Lake
county, Utah.
Witness tho Clerk of said court, with
tho seal thereof affixed, this 2Cth day of
August, A. D 1901.
(Seal.) JOHN JAMES, Clerk.
By David B. Davies. Deputy Clerk.
Young & Moyle, Attorneys for Estato.
bate division, In and for Salt Lako coun
ty. State of Utah.
In tho matter of the estate of Eliza B.
II. Voss, deceased, Notice.
Tho petition for approval and settle
ment of account and report of tho admin
istrator of tho estato of Eliza B. H. Vosa,
deceased, has been sot for hearing on
Frldny. tho ICth day of September, A. D.
1901, at 10 o'clock a. m, at tho county
courthouEo, In the courtroom of said
court, In Salt Lako City, Salt Lake coun
ty. Utah.
Witness tho Clerk of said court with
the seal thereof affixed this 3rd day of
Sentember, A. D. 1901.
(Seal) JOHN JAMES. Clerk.
By David B. Davies, Deputy Clork-
Notice Is hotcby givon that tho annual
mooting of tho stockholders of tho Now
York Bonanza Mining company, for tho
election of directors and for tho trans
action of such other business as may law
fully como beforo It. will bo held at tho
ofllco of tho company, room 303 D. F.
Walker building, Salt Lake City. Utah, on
September 13, 1901, at 12 o'clock noon,
Books will closo for transfer Friday Sep
tember 9, 1901.
II. BARNETT, Secretary.
Salt Lako City, Utah, August 20, 1901.
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Utah, Sept. 2, 1001. "
Notice Is hereby given that James J.
Chambers, whoso poktofflco address is 350
Broadway, New York city, N. Y.. hao
mado application In accordance with tho IH
requirements offchapter 100 of tho Session
Law3 of Utah, 1903, to appropriate ton (10)
second feet of the water Mowing In Littlo
Cottonwood creek. In Salt Lako county.
Utah, to bo diverted by means of a dam
and pipe- at a point on tho South fork of
sala , Littlo Cottonwood creek about two HH
miles south of Its Junction with tho main H
stream, from where tho water will bo con
veyed through a pipe for a dlstanco of
about 10.000 feet, and there bo used from
January 1st to December 31st, Inclusive, iH
of each year for developing power for 1
electric lighting and for propelling ma
tihlnery at mlnc3, smelters and pumping
plants In Salt Lake valley. After having
been so diverted and used the vatcr will
bo returned to tho natural channel of Lit
lie Cottonwood creek at the confluence of
said South fork stream with said creek.
All protests against tho granting of said
application, stating tho reasons therefor, iH
must be made by affidavit and filed In IB
this office after thirty (30) days and be-
foro sixty (CO) days from the dato hereof. 1
A. F. DOREMUS. State Engineer.
First publication, Sept. 2; last, Oct. 2 flH
1 nSO BH
NOTICE TO WATER USERS. ll
Stato Engln&:r'3 Office. fflH
Salt Lake City, Utah, Aug. 24, 1901. BH
Notlco Is hereby given that Joseph Y. IH
Larson and D. B. Brlnton, whoso post- Oil
office address is Murray, Utah (Rural Freo tl
Delivery Route No. -1), have made appli- Ol
cation in accordance with the rquir- QH
ments of chapter 100 of the Session LarV rl
of Utah, 1903. to appropriate two-thlM lH
(2-3) of a second-foot of tho vatcr How- tflH
lng from Big Willow spring, situated ap- Ml
proximately In tho center of tho east halt flH
of section 1, township 2 south, rango 1 H
east, Salt Lako base and meridian, to bo fl
diverted by means of a dam and flume at ll
a point Just below whore said spring Is- UH
sues and from where tho water will bo ll
conveyed through a Ilumo and pipe for a KH
distance of about 4000 feet, and there bo lH
used from March 1. to December 31 of KH
each year for the Irrigation of auout sixty ll
acres of jand In tho southwest quarter Dfll
of tho southwest quarter of section 1, tH
and In the couth half of tho southenst njH
quarter of section 2, township 2 south, ImH
range 1 cast. Salt Lake base and merl- flftl
dlan, in Salt Lako county,-Utah. So much imH
of said water as may be ncoesaary for ymH
watorlng live stock owned by said nppl!- Pml
cants will bo used. It Is claimed by ap- nSH
pllcants that the water flowing from said fibH
spring Is now wholly wasted through ll
secpago and evaporation. lul
Ad protests against the granting of said ISI
application, stating the reasons therefor, til
must be mado by affidavit and filed In '9H
this office after thirty (20) days and bo- 'SM
foro sixty (CO) days from tho date horcof. IH
A. F. DOREMUS, Stato Engineer. 3H
First publication August 24,' last Sop- H
tember 23. gjl
Joe Bowrs Mining company, principal Hl
place of business at Salt Lake City. Utah, Cfl
Notice 13 hereby given that at a meeting 'tfH
of the directors, held on the 20th day of ;9H
August, 1904, an assessment of one (1) nSI
cent per share (being assessment No. 12), fllH
was duly levied on the capital 'Stock of slH
the corporation, payable Immediately to HH
R. T. Burton, Jr., secretary of the com- fH
pany. at the office of the company, room ;JI
No. 225 D. F. Walker bldg.. Salt Lake iTM
City. Utah.
Any stock upon which this assessment
may remain unpaid on the 24th day of
September. 1901, will bo delinquent and ;
advertised for sale at public auction, and
unless payment lb made beiore, will bo '1;
cold on the lGth day of October, 1904, to "i
pay tho delinquent assessment, together 'f
with the cost of advertising and expenso
ot sale. R. T. BURTON, JR.,
Secretary. UlH
Room No. 225 D. F. Walker bldg , Salt
T co City. Utah. zl?lS H
Stato Engineer's office, Salt Lake City, tlfl
Utah, Aug. 24. 1904.
Notlco Is hereby given that Emma Bur- .H
mcster, whose pOstoffico address Is 1217
Fourth street. Salt Lake City, Utah, has 'lH
mado application In accordance with tho i-roH
requirements of chapter 100 of the Ses- ;mH
slou Laws of Utah, 1903, to appropriate iH
eighteen hundredths (0.13) of a second- 'TH
foot of the water flowing from that cer- 'jlH
tain spring situated In Salt Lako City .IH
and county, at a point which is distant 'JH
about luS feet west and 429 feet north of 'MH
the southeast corner of section 29. town- .'-IH
ship 1 north, range 1 cast. Salt Lake baso i -H
and meridian, to be diverted by means ' -3H
of a settling tank at the point where tho V JM
spring Issues and from whero tho water ;H
will bo convoyed through a pipe for a .
distance of about 4C00 fcot and thore bo NH
used from January 1 to December 31, In- 4H
elusive, of each year. During tho lrrl- '.iM
gatlon season of each year the water tiH
will bo used for tho Irrigation of about MH
two and one-half acres of land embraced "iH
In lots S and 4, block 33, plat Q, Salt -ll
Lako City survey. At all seasons of tho . iH
vear tho water will bo used for supply- JH
lng ponds to propagato trout and for cu- v H
Unary purposes on the abovo described IH
All protests against tho granting of said 'IH
application, stating tho reasons therofor. ?
must be made by affidavit and filed In -vH
this office after thirty (30) days and be- "H
foro sixty (GO) days from the date hereof,
A. F. DOREMUS, x
Stnta Enclnecr. IH
First publication August 21; lost Sep- iV'H
tember it
Wabash Mining company. Principal jl
placo of business, Salt Lake City, Utah vll
Notice Is 'hereby given that at a meeting -Ml
of the board of directors, held on tho 22nd )
day of August, 1904, an assessment of five 1 jl
cents (5c) per share was levied on tho
capital stock of tho corporation, payable
on or beforo tho 23rd day of September,
1901, to W. Mont. Ferry, secretary, at Hl
room 521 Atlas block, West Second South r
street, Salt Lake City. Utah. Any stock OH
upon whtch this assessment may remain 'H
unpaid on the 23rd day of September, 1901. vH
will be delinquent and advertised for sale iVJH
at public auction, and unless paymont Is Ul
made before will be sold on the loth day r?j
ot October, 1901, to pay the delinquent as-
scssment, together with the cost of ad- rijB
vcrtlslng and expense of sale.
W. MONT. FERRY. Secretary. rHH
Location of office. 521 Atlas block, Salt iHH
Lake City, Utah. zl721
Stato Engineers office, Salt Lako City, H
Utah. Aug, 31, 1901. rQnH
Notice Is hereby given that tho Old (VQH
Evergreen Mining nnd Tunnel company. I'LH
by II. G. McMillan, its secretary, whoso ifiH
postoffice address Is Salt Lake City, Utah, IMI
has mado application, In accordance with eIjH
tho requirements of chapter 100 of tho CtH
Session Laws of Utah IPOo, to impropriate tr'iH
sixteen and seven-tenths (1C.7) second- k&H
feot of tho water flowing In Big Cot- IkI
(onwood creek. In Salt Lake county, Utah, EaIH
to be diverted by means of a ditch, flume rflH
and plpo at a point on said creek from n&jH
which the quarter-section corner at tho HjH
southeast corner of the southwest quar- E&hH
tcr of section 2G. township 2 south, rango mH
3 cast, Salt Lako baso and meridian, bears ttlH
north 35 degrees 15 minutes east f3G feet wiH
distant: also from a spring branch nt a OQH
point from where said quarter-section iiTiH
corner bears north 15 degrees east 912 IfrjH
feet distant (tho intention being to turn RMH
the water of said spring branch Into said MH
creek at tho point of diversion first aboo t&lH
described), from where the commingled IfiflH
water will be conveyed through a ditch wtH
lliimo nnd pipe for a distance of about fpl
200 feet, and there bo used from Jan- IrJH
uarv 1st to December "1st of each year Hl
for developing power to propel mining nrd Kl
milling machinery at the Old Evergreen RIH
mill site. In tho oouthwost quarter of BH
said section 20. After having been 50 SH
iltvr-rtod nnd used the water will bo r - Hl
turned to the natural channel of Big Hl
Cottonwood creek at a point from which ll
tho southeast corner of said section 2fi 1
bears south 43 degrees 20 minutes cast EH
jso feet distant flH
All protests against tho granting of said BH
ippllcatlon, stating tho reasons thernfor, Bl
must be made by affidavit and filed lit RH
this office after thirty (30) days and bo- ftiH
fore sixty (00) das from the data here- Iftl
of A. F DOREMUS. Ill
Slate Engineer fil
First publication, Aug. 31; last, Sept 30. ul
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Verde Media Group Inc. VMGI, +100.00% is pleased to announce that it has recently entered into a Memorandum of Understanding, through its subsidiary Beautyject Inc., with Power Shark Capital ("PSC") for the sale and distribution of its beauty and cosmetic products throughout North America. PSC is headed by Jean Pelletier. Mr. Pelletier is an accomplished entrepreneur who has successfully founded and run numerous companies, many of which have been listed on public exchanges in Canada and the U.S. Mr. Pelletier has also acted as an advisor to numerous private and publicly traded companies during his career, and brings with him an expertise in private and public corporate finance, marketing, strategic advising and public and media relations.
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My Guy is Not Doing Anything in our RelationshipVisitor's Question from a 13-15 year old Female
My boyfriend lives in nashville, and i live in memphis. i drive up there to visit him about once every 2 weeks, and he has yet to drive down here to visit me, although his reasons for not coming have been understandable.
he works a full time job and only calls me about twice a week even then, he will only talk for about 15 minutes, i call him but he never answers. i know hes not cheating on me, i just feel like i am doing everything in this relationship and he is doing nothing and its starting to bother me. i try to get him to call me more and he says he will and i know he cares but it never seems to really get through to him. hes very forgetful.
i really want this relationship to work, but how do i get though to him? he has had many girlfriends before me, and all of them have broken up with him because of him not spending enough time with them. is he just not ready for a relationship or can this be his first relationship that will actually work?
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On one hand, every relationship has a doer and a follower. Sometimes it's the guy that leads, sometimes it's the girl. So in that sense, it seems like you're the doer. It makes it far worse because you guys are so far apart. If you were in the same town, it probably wouldn't matter at all, but with the distance it became a big issue.
That all being said, this guy doesn't even sound like a follower. He sounds like he's not even in the relationship! Heck, just about EVERYBODY works a full time job. That's what life is about. But they still have time for a wife and even a family, and hobbies too! He doesn't have any of that, and he can't spare more than 15 minutes occasionally to talk to you? Just what is he doing with all of his other time?
It definitely sounds like this guy just isn't really interested in spending time on other people. He has his own routine and doesn't vary outside of it to deal with other peoples' needs. Who knows, if you were nearby and it wasn't "hard" maybe you'd get more attention from him. But really, if this is the way he is, he's always going to be this way. This is going to be like water torture, always wearing you down and bothering you. Every time you want to do something, or go somewhere, he's going to be the rag doll you are dragging along.
I would have a serious talk with him about this the next time you're there in person and ask him if it's something you can work on together. But if he doesn't think it's worth the effort and/or he doesn't think it's a big issue, it might be time to move on. You can't make someone change.
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The 38th Annual Meeting of Representatives of the National Pharmacovigilance Centres participating in the WHO Programme for International Drug Monitoring, 4-6 November, 2015 in New Delhi, India.
The annual meeting of representatives of the National Pharmacovigilance Centres is hosted annually by one of the Member States and provides a platform for countries to discuss current issues and concerns in pharmacovigilance in a confidential and collegial atmosphere. This year the meeting was hosted by the Indian Pharmacopoeia Commission, National Coordinating Centre- Pharmacovigilance Programme of India, with active support from WHO.
About Medicines Safety
The WHO Programme for International Drug Monitoring was set up in 1968 following the thalidomide tragedy, and now plays an important role in global medicines safety monitoring.The programme aims are to: enhance patient care and patient safety in relation to the use of medicines; and to support public health programmes by providing reliable, balanced information for the effective assessment of the risk-benefit profile of medicines.
39th Videoconference meeting of the WHO International Working Group for Drug Statistics Methodology
The WHO International Working Group for Drug Statistics Methodology meets twice annually, in March and October. The March meeting is a Videoconference and will take place the 17th March 2016
WHO Pharmacovigilance Indicators: A Practical Manual for the Assessment of Pharmacovigilance Systems
Pharmacovigilance as a medical discipline is crucial in preventing medicine-related adverse effects in humans, promoting patient safety, and the rational use of medicines. This manual provides a practical method for determining the pharmacovigilance indices. It is designed to be simple and can be understood by any worker in pharmacovigilance without formal training in monitoring and evaluation.
Dates for the 39th Annual Meeting of Representatives of the National PV Centres:
14-17 November 2016 in Muscat-Sultanate of Oman
Safety of medicines is a global responsibility. The WHO Medicines Safety group within Safety and Vigilance (SAV) aim to promote the safe use of medicines at country level by:
- Developing policies, norms, standards and guidelines for pharmacovigilance, with a focus on low and middle income countries
- Facilitating, implementing and monitoring pharmacovigilance best practices
- Providing a platform for Member States to meet and collaborate on pharmacovigilance issues
- Convening a global advisory committee on the safety of medicinal products for strategic and methodological developments in pharmacovigilance
- Communicating regulatory decisions and safety signals for medicinal products at a global level
- Promoting the integration of pharmacovigilance in public health programmes such as TB, HIV and malaria treatment programmes.
- Supporting pharmacovigilance training courses and activities


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George Charles BENNETT of The Pinery, South Australia
George Charles BENNETT born c1841 married Sarah Egan FEATHERSTONE in
1873 in Port Adelaide, South Australia. George and Sarah had 4
children and Sarah died in 1880. George remarried to Lucy COLLINS (nee
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My name is Andrew Teifke or Houka as I like to go by. Base on a OC, which is base on Fire (Ho) and not a drug reference! I'm more toward an elite trainer, more knowledge then a novice but don't quite have the skill of an expert. Currently working on EV'ing my B/W team, with that darn Dragonite (With Mutliscale) still missing.
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DetailsJEM/UV Steve Vai
"Steve Vai is one of the few guitarists universally acknowledged as one who has changed the way musicians think about what a guitar can really do. His signature Ibanez guitars are no different: Iconic, Sublime, Awe-Inspiring, Outrageous. The Ibanez JEM Series models are trailblazers in a world of imitators - there's nothing like them."
DiMarzio® Evolution® (JEM555)
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Ibanez JEM-555 Specifications
neck type 3pc Wizard III Maple neck
body Basswood body
fret Jumbo frets
bridge Edge III bridge
neck pu DiMarzio® Evolution® (H) neck pu
middle pu DiMarzio® Evolution® (S) mid pu
bridge pu DiMarzio® Evolution® (H) bridge pu
hardware color Cosmo Black
Scale 648mm/25.5"
Radius 400mmR
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Package Weight: about 1.1 pounds.
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Bell Soccer Ball
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Bell Volleyball
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