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- Adult Gohan and Vegeta are walking CMOFs, especially Gohan with his dorky Great Saiyaman costume and poses, and Vegeta who comes up with funny quotes.
- The fact that Vegeta once actually used the word nerd to describe Gohan, albeit off-screen.
- Goku and Gohan occasionally forget their own strength from time to time. Mild examples include the two trying to hold a cup normally and the cup shatters into a million pieces. But the biggest indication of this is when Goku gives his wife Chichi a reassuring pat on the back, only to send poor Chichi a distance of half a mile, destroying three walls of their house and annihilating a tree in the distance. In one dub, Goku even invokes this.
Goku: Oh, no! I've been away from Earth for so long I've forgotten my own strength!
- Funnier still: in the next scene, Chichi is only mildly irritated and has bandages on her head and her arm in a sling. Good thing she's Made of Iron, huh?
- Okay, so this is technically an outtake rather than from the series proper, but this not only perfectly sums up the "filler" episodes, but is just too damn funny not to mention.
Announcer: Next time on Dragon Ball Z: nine minutes of Vegeta fuming! 11 minutes of Goku fretting! Plus: somebody throws a punch! To find out who, tune in next week to Dragon Ball Z!
Justin Cook: PRODUCE! PROOOOODUUUUUUUUCE! BRING ME TOMATOES! (the rest of the studio cracks up)
- We also have a hilarious moment with announcer describing the next episode with Mr. Satan's attempts at killing Fat Buu, with him saying "Will a bomb be enough to kill Majin Buu? I don't think so!"
- Oh yeah, I almost forgot: KRILLIN'S IN THE HOUSE!
- One behind the scenes special for the English dub had Super Buu's actor being silly:
- Sean Schemmel (Goku/King Kai), Christopher Sabat (Vegeta/Piccolo), and Chris Ayres (Frieza) get together to dub famous movie scenes as DBZ characters (ie, the Independence Day speech... as delivered by King Kai).
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Goku: Did we just become best friends?!
Vegeta: YEP! (they high-five)
Goku: Wanna go practice karate in the garage?
Vegeta: Yep! (Sabat and Schemmel crack up)
Vegeta: Alright! This "White Devil" thing has gone far enough! Nobody! Messes! With the 'do!
- And then Vegeta's voice dubbed on Ace Ventura:
- Pretty much any time the Z-Fighters interact with normal humans in Dragon Ball Z (like the driving lessons, and at the World Tournament at the start of the Majin Buu arc).
- This commercial for the Ford Focus featuring the Dragon Ball Z cast, which also requires a "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer.
Porunga: Now that you have summoned me, what are your three wishes?Krillin: Well first, we want a car that has an audio system from Sony for listening to our favorite tunes!Gohan: Yeah, tunes!Porunga: Okay, got it.Krillin: Second, we want another car, but this one comes with a rear view camera so you can see where you're going when you reverse.Porunga: Actually, they got both of those things in a Ford-Krillin: And a third car! With an EPA estimated 42 miles-per-gallon, in case we need to drive around planet Namek finding all the dragon balls again.Porunga: No! No, all of those features are either standard or available with the Ford Focus! You'd just use one wish!Krillin: Yeah, those are our three wishes! Three different cars with three diff-Porunga: Enough! I'm just giving you the Ford Focus!
- As part of a TV telephone game, Goku goes back in time to meet Kid Goku. Kid Goku remarks that his adult self looks familiar.
- A similar meeting also occurs in Budokai Tenkaichi 3's Dragon Story mode.
Saiyan Saga
- Kami and Goku visiting King Yemma, with Goku being himself and Kami for once being Not So Stoic-and getting a Lame Pun Reaction.
- After Goku finally left, Kami remained there wondering out loud what Piccolo would do with Gohan and if Goku would progress enough with King Kai... And then Yemma shouts at him to just go home.
- "Ah, excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it, it's green!"
- When Piccolo abandoned him in the desert, Gohan had to run from the local T-Rex. When Piccolo comes back to check on him, the T-Rex is still trying to eat Gohan... And Gohan every time cuts away a piece of his tail to eat it.
- Goku meeting Bubbles... And mistaking him for King Kai. Hilarity Ensues.
- The real fun kicks in when Bubbles goes off acting like a monkey, Goku assumes it's training and tries to imitate him. Mind, this was before Goku got used to the 10X gravity on King Kai's planet, so it really was stressful. And then King Kai appears to see this new guy walking around going "Ook".
- So it turns out that Nappa really hates the media... And he smells. In the original, Gohan had said his mother was fat, and Nappa wonders how does he know.
- Earlier when Vegeta falls from the sky after receiving the impact of the Spirit Bomb, the heroes think he's dead. Krillin quietly approaches him:
- Krillin: You were really too strong. All we can do for you now is burying you.
Vegeta: (opens his eye) And if I bury you first?!
Krillin: AAAAAAAAAHHH! (everyone freaks out)
- The Ocean dub is pretty funny too:
- Krillin: Now no one will have to be scared of Vegeta, or even look at his ugly face anymore.
Vegeta: (wakes up with his eye open) Whose face is ugly?!
(Krillin screams, and everyone freaks out)
- For those who have a dark sense of humor, Vegeta getting crushed by Great Ape Gohan. His expression as he realizes that Gohan wasn't going to shrink fast enough for him to avoid injury is priceless.
Namek Saga
- Mr. Popo appears in a window outside of the hospital where Goku is recovering after fighting Vegeta for the first time. Bulma sees him and reacts with perhaps the most hilarious expression in the franchise.
- The Bulma/Mr. Popo exchange. Poor Bulma is absolutely terrified of Mr. Popo. She starts off whimpering ending in a terrified scream, whereas Mr. Popo does nothing more than exclaiming a very soft 'oh'. Queue somewhat an exchange of glances and continued zooming in on Mr. Popo's face. Hilarious. This scene can be carbon-copied straight into the abridged version!
- Just about every scene with the Ginyu Force, but particularly:
- Their first appearance. After receiving their orders, they start stomping around like crazy to psych themselves up for battle — fairly mundane in and of itself, but Frieza's utter "What the f*ck?" expression is priceless. See for yourself here. Only in Dragon Ball could even the villains who gleefully commit genocide have hilarious moments.
- Goku!Ginyu introduces himself.
- Three words: Dance of Joy.
- Three more words: Rock-Paper-Scissors.
- When Goku punches Jeice in the face while he was trash-talking.
- In a moment almost as funny as its abridged counterpart, Recoome says this after being attacked by Krillin and Gohan and getting his teeth messed up
Recoome: Something tells me I'm gonna be real pissed off next time I look in a mirror.
- The Ocean dub of Recoome had some pretty good lines too.
Recoome: (Posing with Jeice and Burter) I don't know about you guys, but my legs're starting to cramp.
- In the anime, when Goku throws a senzu bean to Vegeta, Recoome tries to catch it in his mouth. He loses a tooth as a result.
- The Ocean dub of Recoome had some pretty good lines too.
- Frieza and Ginyu making a wish to the Dragon Balls... Without having any idea how.
- Later, we have Krillin and Gohan trying to summon Polunga... Without knowing it has to be done in Namekian. And it takes them so long to notice it doesn't work that Ginyu-in-Goku's-body arrives immediately after.
- Vegeta's disbelief when the mysterious formula to summon the dragon turns out incredibly simple, or that Krillin and Gohan can't notice it's not working.
- Later, we have Krillin and Gohan trying to summon Polunga... Without knowing it has to be done in Namekian. And it takes them so long to notice it doesn't work that Ginyu-in-Goku's-body arrives immediately after.
- Goku explaining to Burter why he is so fast:
Goku: It must be my diet; I eat really wholesome foods.
Burter: You scum! Your diet, huh? Well, you'll be eating my fist next!
- While Frieza goes to interrogate Guru, Ginyu holds a tryout for the Force with the rest of Frieza's soldiers. It consists of them trying to strike a "Super Sentai" Stance, which to Ginyu is Serious Business.
Ginyu: You look like a bunch of hood ornaments! The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like wall paper! That is why we chant loudly when we pose, to draw attention to our magnificence! Gah, I guess I'm going to have to raise the stakes a little bit. The best poser gets a candy~
- The hospital scene after the Ginyu force fight, where we learn that Goku is Afraid of Needles. Poor guy. Gohan is not amused. But the audience sure is.
- The set up and the ending are the best parts. Goku is hurt to the point that he can barely move. While getting the chamber together, Vegeta knocks over a needle. Goku sees it and immediately freaks out and tries to bolt through the door. Krillin has to physically restrain and is barely holding on despite Goku's injured state. The entire time, Vegeta is ignoring Goku who is screaming, begging not to have shot. Vegeta finally has enough and tells him that he isn't getting an injection. Goku calms down like nothing happened, making Krillin side-eye him. Gohan's embarrassed reaction is just the icing on the cake, turning the entire scene into a Never Live It Down moment for Goku.
- Even funnier, you would expect someone like Vegeta to tease or mock Goku's over-the-top reaction, and he really doesn't. Depending on which version you watch, the worse thing he calls him is a big baby. Given Vegeta's own fear of worms, maybe it's common for Saiyans to have a phobia.
- In the Funimation dub, when Captain Ginyu, in Goku's body, shouts out, "Get ready... THE CAPTAIN'S COMING TO GET YOOOOOUUUUUU!!" before pausing with, "Wait...that doesn't sound right," and struggling to think of something else, leaving Gohan and Krillin to attack Ginyu, who shouts in surprise, "Hey! I haven't even started yet!"
- Before that, when Goku and Ginyu are fighting, Ginyu pauses for a moment to "introduce himself properly", complete with one of his ridiculous poses. Which Goku immediately copies.
Goku: Like this?
Ginyu: No, no, no, your other leg is raised.
Goku: Huh... But, you know, this pose... It doesn't really do anything, does it?
Ginyu: *fumes*
- After the body exchange, Goku-in-Ginyu's-body is worried both for how Krillin and Gohan will be caught by surprise when Ginyu arrives... And, most importantly, for Chichi's reaction if he can't get back his body before coming back to Earth, fearing she'll kick him out for the horrible face. In the meantime, Ginyu and Jeeth are convinced that Ginyu's previous face was better.
- Gohan's Imagine Spot of Goku's daily life in Ginyu's body.
- When Goku-in-Ginyu's-body arrives to Frieza's ship and tells everyone that Ginyu can't use his body well for now, Ginyu laughs and powers up, asks Jeeth for the power level, and then starts bragging he has now a power level of 23,000 for a while, before realizing Goku told the truth.
- Captain Ginyu getting trapped in a frog's body.
- Two words: "Mundo Cool!" Spoken by Krillin in the Funi dub when Goku was in the healing tank.
- "That's right boys, mundo cool" Actual words that begin a monologue by Vegeta.
- Dende shouting at Gohan and Krillin when they first awaken Porunga.
"Don't piss off the god of love!!"
- Tien tells a joke.
- Apparently, Frieza never transforms without a countdown...
- Frieza (as portrayed by Linda Young in the original dub) has some pretty funny lines.
- After killing Krillin:
Frieza: Pop goes the weasel, haha.
- And this exchange with SS Goku:
Goku: They (the Saiyans) paid for their crimes.
Frieza: They paid for their crimes, really? I thought I blew them all up.
- Don't forget some of Frieza's very dark comments after delivering the final blow to Vegeta and as he makes his dying words: "Enough! Loud mouth! On and on like a broken record!" "He's just a corpse talking; I'll have to gag him to shut up." AND after Vegeta dies: "It's about time. Saiyans tend to linger like a bad odor."
- After killing Krillin:
- Frieza's face when Vegeta claims he's now a Super Saiyan. Not because he believes him, but because he's wondering "Is he really that deluded?".
- What is the first thing Goku tells Frieza? That he was Expecting Someone Taller.
- Goku biting Frieza's tail. Poor Frieza, his reaction was priceless.
- It gets even better. He blows on his tail, and then looks around to make sure no one saw what just happened.
- Speaking of Frieza, Goku delivers this little gem after he catches Frieza's tail (for added points, remember that he used to move around in a floating pod before getting down to fight):
- Everything about Ginyu switching bodies with Bulma-and acting like his usual self.
- Puar gets one toward the end of the Frieza Saga. Puar, Oolong, Chichi, Yajirobe and Master Roshi are planning to go to Namek as backup. Oolong is packing his things and saying that they should reconsider, when Puar burst into tears, sobbing into a photo of Yamcha and ranting about how she's not going to take this anymore. He then pops up into the screen, suddenly wearing a martial artists' headband:
Puar: Let's KICK BOOTY!
- Let it not be forgotten that the whole thing was Chichi's idea. All because she was worried out of her mind about her poor little Gohan.
- Yajirobe is outright freaked out about being dragged into this mission. During the countdown, he ends up begging to be left on Earth, kicking and screaming.
- And when Dr. Briefs announces a failure in the launching systems? Even the rocketship falls over.
- The last appearance of the frog in Captain Ginyu's body near the end of the Frieza Saga is pretty funny too. Also, it's nice knowing that the frog (who hadn't done anyone any harm) not only made it to Earth, but survived the punishment Ginyu had put his body through before.
- Just the fact that Ginyu got stuck in a frog's body was funny enough, really, especially after Super comes out and we find out just what exactly happened to him...
- Near the end of Goku and Frieza's battle, Goku bitchslapping Frieza several times. And just before that, the face Frieza makes◊ after Goku slams his elbow into Frieza's skull.
- After returning to Earth, Bulma offered the surviving Namekians and Vegeta a place to stay at her house. Gohan wants to come with them instead of going home. Why? He didn't finish his homework and his mother will be mad.
- Vegeta meets Bulma's parents. Turns out there's some things even he's not ready for.
- When Goku refused to come back home via a wish from the Namek Dragon Balls.
Roshi: Why!? Because he's scared! Of the one more powerful than a Super Saiyan! His wife!
[cue Chichi taking out a sword from nowhere]
- The introduction to the Ginyu Force in Kai, where them introducing themselves is backed up by a pulsing rock song where the only words are "Ginyu Force Rules!" repeating itself. It really must be seen to be believed.
Garlic Jr. Saga
- It was probably only brought up in the dub but Marron insults Chichi with "It's obvious your grandson (Gohan) isn't here now." Oh snap!
- It's even funnier when you recall that Chichi was only 19 when she gave birth to Gohan, so Marron just called a woman in her mid-20's an old hag!
- Also when Maron is left with Korin and Yajirobe and utterly cleans them out at poker (Yajirobe is down to his underwear). Yajirobe asks Korin why he can't use his mind-reading ability to beat Maron, and Korin explains that there's nothing there to read.
- After the crisis is over and everyone is waking up from the spell of the Black Water Mist, Roshi finds himself on a cruise ship wearing a table cloth like a cape and standing atop a pile of furniture and other odds and ends.
Roshi: (bashfully) Uh, hi there! Heh, I'm sure you folks were all wonderful subjects. Heh heh, but I think it's time I, abdicate the throne.
Old Woman: (a confused man looks around, wondering how he got up onto someone's roof) Look honey, there's one on the roof!
- An old couple can't understand why there are people all over their yard.
Android/Cell Saga
- Vegeta wearing his "Bad Man" shirt in public. And getting relentlessly mocked by all of Goku's friends.
Vegeta: I'm a warrior, not a... a... a variety of flower!
- Even Goku makes a quip about the pink shirt!
Vegeta: For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?
Goku: It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. But at least it's not pink!
Vegeta: Never mind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!
- While they're waiting for Goku to land, Trunks keeps looking over at Vegeta, (because he's his father that he's never met but he can't tell Vegeta because it might mess up the timeline). Vegeta assumes he's staring because of the shirt, and says "If you like it that much, you can have it."
- How he got to wear it: after coming back to Earth, Bulma browbeat him into obedience (much to Yamcha's shock) and sent him to take a shower, and then put his armor in the washer and told him to wear the change he provided (that included the pink shirt) or go around naked. That's when Yamcha and Krillin (who had come thinking that Goku had come back) can't hold it anymore and start laughing. Oh, and it's implied Bulma gave him a pink shirt as a prank.
- Even Goku makes a quip about the pink shirt!
- Basically everything about "The Driving Episode". Proof that Filler is not always terrible.
- Piccolo's Postboy outfit is where it's at. That he was wearing because Chichi forced him to take driving lessons. Yes.
- And don't forget that Goku literally Drives Like Crazy. Poor instructor. That WHOLE episode was simply hilarious. Especially since both he and Piccolo were brow-beaten into getting driver's licenses just to drive Chichi around so she can do her shopping. (She DOES know that women ARE allowed to drive, right?)
Goku: *sheepishly looks at a very stoic and unconcerned Piccolo* Um...do you know how to drive?
Piccolo: *flipping out* LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
- More Fridge Logic: Goku could very quickly fly her wherever she wants to go with minimal effort. He seems to have all the Required Secondary Powers for that.
- Even more Fridge Logic: Chichi complains about having to walk and that they don't have a car. What makes this fridge logic is that Chichi has been shown driving a car beforein the series
Goku: *zooms past Piccolo's car* EAT MY DUST, PICCOLO!!!
- Forget Goku, remember Piccolo's driving instructor? Talk about road rage!
- In the Mexican Dub, Piccolo initially thinks to himself that she is like a magpie. Later on, when she praises his driving, he replies "Thanks, Magpie".
- After Goku's first attempt he asks how he did, his driving Instructor (a guy who's pushing on a hundred by the looks of it) tells him it'd be a million years before he gets his license. Goku freaks out and tells him he can't wait that long as he's got to train for the Androids. While he's talking they are in the middle of a Lake and start to sink and he continues talking as they go underwater!
- Goku's reaction when Trunks tells him who is his mother is priceless. He actually falls down to the ground when Trunks spills the beans.
Goku: BULMA'S YOUR MOTHERRRR?!!!!
- Piccolo's (who can hear the conversation due to Namekians having ultra-sensitive ears) and Vegeta's reactions are quite amusing as well:
Piccolo: *barely avoids Face Faulting*
Vegeta: *shocked* That guy just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!
- Also from how nervous Goku was when Trunks told him he knew his mother, he might have thought Vegeta was going to hook up with Chi-Chi.
- In the manga at least, once Trunks mention that his mother built the time machine that brought him back, Goku seemingly put two-and-two together, but it took Trunks to confirm it that gave his hysterical reaction.
- Piccolo's (who can hear the conversation due to Namekians having ultra-sensitive ears) and Vegeta's reactions are quite amusing as well:
- Vegeta's sarcastic explanation to Cell as to how he became so powerful so quickly:
Vegeta: "I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups, and I drink plenty of juice."
- Goku meeting with Piccolo again after his fusion with Kami.
Goku: (with a smile) Kamiccolo!Piccolo: (falls over embarrassed)
- The scene where Cell announces the Cell Games to Trunks.
Cell: I can't wait to see the look on their faces.*Trunks makes a horrified face* That's it, that's the look.
- On that note, in the anime when Cell breaks into the news station to announce where he's holding the Cell Games, we have Vegeta watching TV to find he's interrupted by Cell breaking through the floor, and he changes the channel only for it to happen again, and again, and again, almost as if Cell is intentionally trolling him. All the more amusing when you remember that Vegeta was the first to get his ass kicked by him after acheiving his Perfect form.
- After Goku and Gohan emerge from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Goku mentions that he doesn't need to train in there anymore. Vegeta attempts to taunt him and Goku quickly shuts him up by mentioning he becomes loads stronger than Vegeta. What follows is perhaps Vegeta at his whiniest.
- Baby Trunks pulling on Future Trunks' hair.
- Chichi's reaction of seeing Gohan as a Super Saiyan.
Chichi: [crying] My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!
- During the ten days before the Cell Games, Super Saiyan Goku is relaxing on the grass. Krillin wonders to himself about what an amazing fighter Goku has become. He sees a large rock lying nearby and deduces that if he throws it at Goku, the latter would sense it coming and catch/deflect it. It doesn't work.
- Goku's reaction, especially in the dub, is so over-the-top, that you would think Krillin shot an energy blast at him.
- As a bonus, it's a really cool Call-Back to a similar scene in the very first saga of Dragon Ball, when Chichi tries a similar thing when she first meets Master Roshi.
- Only shown in the anime, Chichi and Krilin are shocked that Goku actually agrees to Chichi to tell Gohan to study.
- Yamcha and Krillin train for the Cell Games. Thank goodness the fate of the world is no longer in their hands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPuOpJBnFbM
- "The Puzzle of General Tao", all of it. Goku locates two Dragon Balls inside a fortress run by Mercenary Tao and a mob boss. Goku comes in, acts all cheery at meeting Tao again and tells them that he wishes he had something to give in trade for the Dragon Balls. Then Tao, remembering how powerful Goku is, tells Goku that he can have the Dragon Balls if he can solve his puzzle game by dawn. He then takes off with Gokus Dragon Balls and leaves while Gokus distracted. By night Gokus still working on the puzzle. The one henchman Tao and the others abandoned tries to help Goku with the remaining puzzle piece, but Goku tells him he doesnt want to cheat. Goku finally solves it in time, and the henchman honestly congratulates him! When the pair gets confused about where everyone else went, but Goku relaxes and says it doesnt matter. He just uses Instant Transmission. Tao and the mob boss are on the shore of a lake, congratulating themselves on the trick they pulled on Goku. When Goku shows up and shows Tao that he solved his puzzle. He then happily takes the other two Dragon Balls and flies off.
- Cell has one funny moment where he scares the shit out of a reporter and his cameramen.
- Anytime Cell and the media interact really. When he wants to announce his "Cell Games" tournament, he goes to Z TV and stops at the front desk. Everyone immediately recognizes him as the monster that's been going around eating people and start panicking, but he just calmly and politely asks which floor the news broadcast is on. The receptionist gives him the information, and he thanks her and just starts flying slowly upward, plowing his way through the ceiling and multiple TV studios on his way up.
- All of Episode "Losers Fight First", Hercule and his students making morons of themselves in their fight against Cell, Krillin sums it up best.
Krillin: They're giving me a headache!
- Yamcha gets one as well during Hercule's demonstration:
Yamcha: This guy's an idiot!
- Master Roshi, watching everything from his television:
Roshi: Maybe it's best he gets killed.
- Even Cell gets in on the dissing:
Cell: His ignorance is painful.
- And finally, when Cell casually knocks Mr. Satan several miles out of the ring, Krillin gets another one:
Krillin: To be honest, Gohan, I was rooting for Cell during that one.
- Piccolo gets a good one after we see Mr. Satan survived the attack:
Piccolo: He survived. A pity.
- Everyone's Stunned Silence at Mr. Satan and the reporter hamming about how great Mr. Satan is. Even the most stoic person in the group had an expression of, 'WTF'.
- In the episode after that, Vegeta's reaction when Mr. Satan wants another round:
Vegeta: His stupidity is beyond belief.
- Yamcha gets one as well during Hercule's demonstration:
- The sheer stupidity of the news reporter guy in believing every bit of Hercule/Mr. Satan's Blatant Lies about how everything in the fight against Cell is a trick.
- Only in the Mexican Dub, during Goku's fight with Cell, there's a point in which they stop for a while to talk. Seeing that Goku is apparently no match for him after all, he dismisses everyone else as "insects". Since in the Mexican dub this is pretty much Vegeta's trademark insult, he's not amused:
Vegeta: Argh, he didn't just steal my cells, also my dialogues!
- The funniest part, in the original Japanese Vegeta didn't say anything, this was an ad lib from René García who only said it as a joke during the recording, but the studio found it so funny, they left it in.
- End of the Cell saga. Krillin is attempting to talk to Android 18, and already making a mess of it when Gohan pops off at the mouth.
Gohan: I GOT IT! Krillin, you have a crush on Android 18, don't you!
Krillin: *epic slap* Thanks, Mister Smooth!
- "*loud whisper* Krillin! How do androids have babies!?"
- 18's response: A bemused "spare me."
- "*loud whisper* Krillin! How do androids have babies!?"
Buu Saga
- At some point in Hell, Goku goes back, only to find out the Ginyu Force, Frieza, and Cell are trying to break out. After getting their asses kicked, again...
Cell: This stinks.
King Cold: They could at least let us take showers...
Recoome: ...Does anybody wanna arm wrestle?
Everyone: SHUT UP!
- Then the screaming starts.
- Although the Otherworld Tournament was a filler arc, it took advantage of the downtime between the Cell and Great Saiyaman/Majin Buu arcs to get back to the action comedy that was Dragon Ball's original appeal. This peaked at the (extremely short) tournament battle between fighters Tapkar and Torbie:
Tapkar: "Haah... haah... I'm tired... I give up."
- Its also worth noting that the only two people who were still standing were the West and North Kai.
- Goku's first match in the Otherworld Tournament literally involves him being tickle tortured in front of thousands of flabbergasted people, fighters, and the gods. Pikkon, one of the most serious characters in the series, looks outright uncomfortable, King Kai's mouth is dropped in disbelief, the other Kais stare at South Kai almost if asking, 'Did you really teach him this?', and South Kai is trying to remain stoic, but he's clearly embarrassed. The whole time, Goku is just laughing and screaming in the background. What makes this even more surreal is how effective the torture is given that Goku is helpless with laughter for several minutes. Olibu's line sums up the fight. "South Quadrant must be a VERY peaceful place..."
- The ending of that particular fight is also hilarious. Goku escaped the tickle torture by blasting Caterpy several feet hundred into the air. Caterpy is upset and actually begins to cry, much to Goku's shock. Caterpys then begins to transforms into his ultimate form .which will take up to seven-thousand years to complete. This causes everyone to fall over and Goku wins by default since no wants to wait that long. Best of all, Goku wasn't even flustered by the experience. He's only shows confusing over Caterpy being weak.
- The Japanese version is even funnier since the music that plays is usually used for serious, life and battles. Goku's escape also seems more accidental since Goku in the dub declares that he never gives up before blasting Caterpy. In the original version, it looks more like Goku lost control of his ki because he was laughing too much.
- Gohan Goes to High School is incredibly hilarious, from the fact that Gohan doesn't KNOW how to act normal to him FLYING up in the air in baseball to catch the ball and realizing everyone's looking at him to the fact that Videl is stalking him like crazy and how much like his father he is. The whole episode is a huge Crowning Moment of Funny. Special mention goes to the scene where Gohan flips out on people who misinterpret the Great Saiyaman and call it Great Singing Man. "IT'S GREAT SAIYAMAN!"
Erasa: So, where do you live, anyway?Gohan: The 439 Mountain Area. It's kind of remote...Erasa: THE 439 MOUNTAIN AREA!? How in the world do you get here? That's got to be a four or five hour drive!Gohan: Uhhh... that's just how dedicated I am to my education! (in thought) I can't believe I just said that!
- He took a deadball to the face just because he didn't want to hit the ball. '''Without flinching!''' And he really thought it was a normal thing to do...
- When the teacher is introducing Gohan to the class, it looks almost like he's reaching out to touch Gohan's ass.
- In the English translation of the manga, one of Gohan's teachers talks about a great philosopher called Diarrheus.
- When Gohan becomes the Great Saiyaman and fails to realize how ridiculous his costume is.
Piccolo: What is the meaning of those ridiculous clothes?
Gohan: Ah, you just don't know style!
Goku: Trunks, you didn't tell Gohan the truth about his costume.King Kai: *snickers*
- And later, Goku mocks it.
- Later, as Gohan is on his way toward Roshi's island, he wonders to himself "Of all people, Piccolo. I mean, who is he to talk, he wears a turban for heaven's sake! And then there's those pointy little booties and who knows what thing is on his shoulders... Huh, come to think of it, I used to dress just like him."
- Gohan doing his Saiyaman intro to a pair of random criminals, who promptly mock him saying his intro is stupid. Gohan gets pissed off and stomps a hole in the street telling them he worked really hard on that, so they both agree that it was really cool.
- Gohan is worried that Chichi won't let him enter the Tenkaichi, as he'd need to take a sabbatical to retrain himself into shape and... Well, we all know how Chichi is. Then he mentions that the first prize is ten million zeni, and the second is five-and she all but forces him to take a pause from school to better train himself.
- Gohan constantly underestimating how powerful Goten actually is-and then finding out he achieved SSJ before learning to fly.
- Gohan tries teaching Videl the concept of ki. When she doesn't get it, Goten helps clarify things.
- In the manga, how Gohan gets tricked into revealing his identity by Videl.
- Chichi meets Videl. It goes about as well as you'd expect, with Chichi accusing Videl of being a hussy trying to steal her son and Videl trying to defend herself. It eventually regresses into Chichi sticking her tongue out while Videl bares her teeth at her. But it speaks for itself really.
- Then she finds out her family's rich, and suddenly she's a Shipper on Deck.
- When (kid) Trunks reveals to Vegeta that he can turn Super Saiyan.
Vegeta: (stunned, watching Trunks zoom around) Did... I miss something? When was it that the pride of the Saiyan race was reduced to a child's plaything!? (orders Trunks to stop) Tell me, can the youngest child of Kakarot do this as well?
Trunks: Yeah, we do it all the time!
Vegeta: (in thought) Yes, naturally, it's a Super Saiyan bargain sale!
Vegeta: If you can land a punch on my face, then I'll take you to the park for an hour.
- Another notable moment occurs after Vegeta learns that (kid) Trunks can go Super Saiyan.
Trunks: Wow! You mean it? Okay!
(Trunks attacks Vegeta and manages to land a hit on his face, then Vegeta reacts by punching Trunks in the face by accident)
Trunks: (crying) You didn't say you were gonna hit back, Daaad...
Vegeta: ...Well I never said I wouldn't hit you now did I, Trunks?
Trunks: Noooo... but...
Vegeta: Dry your tears! We're going to the park now!
Trunks: (Trunks brightens up instantly) Yay!
- When Goten reveals to Gohan that he can become a Super Saiyan. Goten asks Gohan how he achieved the Super Saiyan status, and he replied that he and Goku went through a lot of Hellish training to get it, and that it is triggered by rage. Goten then casually goes Super Saiyan, leaving Gohan completely flabbergasted.
- Piccolo's Running Gag in episode 209 of subtly destroying every camera that he sees. He does it because the tournament is a place to fight, not show off, but it's still hilarious.
- Made funnier because the tournament's commercialization that brought there most of the cameras is a result of the whole place being leveled by him during the 23rd Tournament.
- Speaking of Piccolo leveling the place during the 23rd Tournament... The announcer actually asks him to not do it again, right after declaring to everyone he remembers that fight very well.
- Everyone punching the machine that determines if they qualify or not for the tournament and having to hold way back to the point that they all still do way better than Mr. Satan/Hercule. And then Vegeta breaks it with one punch.
- To expand on that, 18's first score was 700+, where Satan only scored close to 200. Then she tries again with a lovetap, which still got about 300 points. The others, except Vegeta, did pretty much the same thing, and it looked like they were actually competing to see who could hit it the softest!
- Immediately after that, Videl's first meeting with the Z Fighters. And a freak-out when she learns that the guy who first spoke was Gohan's father, that she believed dead... And Gohan confirms he's still dead.
- #18's first time participating in a tournament:
Announcer: Number 18. Uhh, is that your real name?
Android 18: My father was a little dull.
- Upon arriving at the tournament, Videl is asked by an interviewer what she'd do if she had to fight her father. Her response?
Videl: I dunno. I'd punch him?
- Bulma and Chichi vs. the mother of Goten and Trunks' first opponents in the junior tournament. The expression on the fat lady's face when her sons get easily beaten is priceless.
- During DBZ's World Tournament arc when Vegeta not only says his 8-year-old son will easily beat Hercule, but he then proceeds to really rip into him. Right in front of Videl. So Gohan attempts the most awkward cover up of all time. See for yourself.
- The eating scene during the tournament saga:
Piccolo: You know, I... don't think I'll ever get used to this
- Made funnier that this if the first time we ever see Vegeta pigging out.
- From the DBZ World tournament arc, there is the re-enactment of the Cell Games, from the spoof Toei Video Ident ("*Waves and rocks!* This show is brought to you by waves and rocks...") to the Speed Racer speech that everyone was assigned in the dub. Even Satan was embarassed.
Goku: Hehehehe! Well, it was ridiculous and untrue but it kept me entertained!
- Must be seen to be believed: "I wish I were him." Now in Japanese
- The kids tournament is just made of this. we have kids who gets punched once and start crying, kids who went into a tantrum and actually won against a more skilled opponent, and of course, Trunks and Goten winning effortlessly. Especially funny in Goten's case since he makes it look almost accidental.
- After winning the kids tournament, Trunks is given the chance to fight Mr. Satan, who, ever the gentleman, offers Trunks a free hit. Bad idea.
- The poor Satan had planned to do it and throw the match since when he was told he had to fight the champion of the junior division, as he didn't want to hurt a child. Then he was convinced to watch the final match between Goten and Trunks, and we enjoyed his horrified realization of who he was dealing with and the contrast between his tough act and the knowledge he's likely about to die.
- Related to the above, Videl's face when she sees the final match while the Z Fighters treat it as perfectly normal.
- Mr. Satan's freak-out when he realizes that Videl has a crush on Gohan, even reminding her that he wouldn't let her date a boy too weak to beat him without knowing that Gohan is the one teen in the world that qualifies.
- During the 25th Budokai, Videl has been keeping her ability to fly from her father. When he finally does witness her flying, he completely freaks out. A nearby Tournament official merely looks at him and says "So she can fly. What's the big deal?"
- Another one from the tournament is the the Goten and Trunks' response to their ruse being revealed.
Announcer: Hey! The two of you can't fight together! You're disqualified! Do you hear me?
Goten: Uh-uh. I think we're in trouble.
Trunks: Me too. Should we go?
Goten: Uh-huh.
Trunks: Your tournament was stupid!
Announcer: Mighty Mask was disqualified because he was two people.
- To say nothing of the Combat Commentator 's attempt to describe what just happened.
- 18 gives a deal to Mr. Satan he CAN'T refuse if he wanted to keep up his image: she'll throw the fight for him if he ponies up DOUBLE the first place cash prize to her. Mr. Satan throws a "super punch" square in 18's face, but of course she doesn't feel it, simply standing there with his fist on her face. She asks unimpressed if that seriously was his "killer move", which Mr. Satan sheepishly replies more or less. 18 sighs, but jumps out of the ring, faking a ring out. After Mr. Satan starts eating up the praise, 18 walks off, casually reminding him of their deal, and if he doesn't honor it, she will personally kill him, causing him to squeak out "yes ma'am...!"
- After 18's 'defeat', Bulma, Chichi, Muten Roshi, Yamcha, Pual, the Ox King, Oolong and Maron wondering what did just happened.
- While Supreme Kai is giving his exposition dump on Majin Buu, this happens:
Vegeta (in thought): Sounds like this Majin Buu would have made a decent Saiyan!Supreme Kai (out loud): No, you're wrong, Vegeta.Vegeta: Er...Supreme Kai: He would have wiped out your entire Saiyan race with a breath, just as he had so many others.Vegeta (in thought): Why didn't someone tell me he could read minds!
- Babidi's warriors at Stage Four of his ship trying to grandstand to Gohan and the Supreme Kai while knowing exactly what they're in for. Even Gohan is fighting a laugh... Before he blasts them away by powering up.
- When Majin Buu is revived, the contrast between his goofy attitude, that leads Gohan and Dabura to conclude the resurrection went wrong, and the Supreme Kai's utter terror of him-at least until Dabura insults him and Buu beats the crap out of him.
- During the grand entrance of the Super Saiyan 3, Goku starts playing paddle-ball with Buu's head tentacle.
- During SSJ3 Goku's fight with Kid Buu, Buu bites Goku's arm, and Goku retaliates by biting his head tentacle. It's their expressions that really clinch it.
- The scene where Babidi gets blown to pieces. "Buu no help you, Buu no help!"
- When the Old Supreme Kai shows up, Goku doesn't believe his power and tries to test it with a small ki blast. The results were the same when Krillin and Chi-Chi tried testing someone's powers.
- Goku's Imagine Spot about what a merger between Dende and him would look like. Even funnier, he imagines what Mr. Satan and him would merge into and is not happy with the mental image. In the Japanese version, he actively wonders if he will become weaker. His expression during this last part sells the entire scene.
- Goku's attempts to pimp out Bulma. And Vegeta's reaction.
Vegeta: You idiot! How could you!? Don't you have any sense at all!? Let him kiss your woman!
- And this is after Gohan shot down Goku's earlier suggestion of using Videl.
Gohan: Dad, there's no way you're going to make my girlfriend kiss that old relic!
- By the way, this isn't filler, it's actually in the manga.
- And Goku's reason (in the manga) for not using Chichi?
- Or in an alternate dub:
Goku: But Bulma's much prettier than Chichi! It's a compliment!
- What makes this funnier is that fact that Goku, who has defeated Vegeta numerous times and frequently gives out Curb Stomp Battles, is cowering in fear of Vegeta and that Vegeta is temporarily taller than him thanks to his head growing half a size, bearing in mind that Vegeta's height has served as a bit of a gag.
- And this is after Gohan shot down Goku's earlier suggestion of using Videl.
- "Gotenks Is Born": the whole damn episode. But it's these particularly hilarious gems from the episode that stick out the most:
- Goten and Trunks performing the Fusion Dance incorrectly in their first attempt and the result is Gotenks becoming obese. The Z-Fighters' facial reactions to the botched fusion are priceless.
- Fat Gotenks then tries a "speed run" and only to move a few small steps forward before simply running in place and eventually running out of breath.
- The Z-Fighter's reaction to Goten and Trunks performing the Fusion Dance incorrectly, again, and as a result produce a very skinny and bony form:
- Gotenks's fight with Majin Buu gives us this beauty:
Majin Buu: Mean boy called Buu "fat". Buu blow steam!
Gotenks: Look, you're fat, there's no way of getting around it!
(Buu gets a very pissed off look on his face) Majin Buu: Buu make you dead! (Proceeds to beat the hell out of Gotenks)
- The manga version is arguably even more funny because you don't see how the fight actually happens. There's simply one panel of Gotenks storming off of Kami's Lookout, ignoring any advice from Piccolo, and on the next page he returns to the Kami's Lookout beaten, battered and bruised, simply stating:
Gotenks: I had the crap kicked out of me. (Cue all the Z-Fighters Face Fault)
- The manga version is arguably even more funny because you don't see how the fight actually happens. There's simply one panel of Gotenks storming off of Kami's Lookout, ignoring any advice from Piccolo, and on the next page he returns to the Kami's Lookout beaten, battered and bruised, simply stating:
- After Gotenks got absolutely pummeled by Majin Buu and returns to Kami's Lookout, Piccolo chews the hell out of Gotenks for charging at Majin Buu without coming up with a proper strategy or at least listening to his suggestions. That leads to this unintentionally hilarious conversation between Mr Popo and Piccolo:
Piccolo: From now on, we do things my way! Tomorrow, you are going to fight Buu as a Super Saiyan and until then, we train! Understood, Trunkten!?
Mister Popo: Actually, it's Gotenks...
Piccolo: What!!!?
Mister Popo: His name. It's...uh...Gotenks...
Piccolo: His name is mud as far as I'm concerned!
- Chichi spanks Goten for recklessly rushing into battle with Buu (while fused with Trunks as Gotenks). Hilarity Ensues.
- Goten and Trunks peeing behind a rock.
- The Fusion Dance is pretty ridiculous. What makes it hilarious is how cool and awesome Goku thinks it looks. Everyone else is just dumbfounded and Piccolo is horrified that he has to do it to demonstrate the Fusion Dance to Goten and Trunks.
Piccolo: There's no way you'd have gotten Vegeta to do this...
Goku: But you haven't seen it yet!
Vegeta: I saw the whole thing from the afterlife and there is no way you are making me do it!
- Becomes even funnier if you count the movies (specifically Fusion Reborn) and GT, given that in them, yes, Vegeta did that dance.
- During the fight between Gotenks and Super Buu, Gotenks is being awesome and showy and taking four hours to power up and call his attacks... until Piccolo, sweatdropping hard, points to Buu, who is obliviously reading a magazine and drinking a fruity soda. Gotenks is pissed and yells at him to get up and fight. Buu replies "Why should I?" and reluctantly does so, still enjoying his drink.
- From their fight in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Piccolo and Gotenks are knocked into a bathtub. Piccolo's reaction after his head emerges?
Piccolo: Get out of the tub.
- The best part is that Piccolo whines afterwards about his cape being soggy.
- When Gotenks assembled a small army of his Kamikaze Ghosts, they all huddle up with Gotenks to formulate a plan of attack on Buu. Once they decide on a plan, the Kamikaze Ghosts trade high-fives, which trigger a chained explosion, thus Gotenks gets taken out by his own attack.
- From their fight in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Piccolo and Gotenks are knocked into a bathtub. Piccolo's reaction after his head emerges?
- Super Buu's first reaction to finding out that he, Gotenks and Piccolo are all trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Super Buu really has his priorities in order, alright...
Buu: Huh?! But how do we eat candy?!
Piccolo: We don't. There's none here!
Buu: NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NO CHOCOLATE!?!?
Piccolo: *grinning* "Nothing. All gone.
Buu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
- Vegito. Just... Vegito. He has wit that would rival Spider-Man. Then there's the entire jawbreaker scene, and when Buu uses the Ghost Kamikaze Attack...
Buu: It's not going to be the same as before!
Vegito: Ohhhh! Yeah, I see you have a bigger litter this time.
- Part way through the fight while he's a piece of candy, Vegito's dodging an absolute swarm of attacks from Super Buu like it's nothing. And then he just hops off to the side, chilling for a couple seconds as Buu swings at empty air without realizing it before he hops back in to humor him.
- This exchange after Vegeta and Goku escape from Super Buu's body, and everyone they rescued start popping back to regular size.
Goku: Look Vegeta, people popcorn!
Vegeta: ...What is he on...?
- "The Innards of Buu" in its entirety.
Vegeta: Use your instincts, Kakarot, left or right?
Goku: Hm. I'd have to say... left!
Vegeta: Good. Then I'm going right!
Goku: Open Sesame!
- "Oh great, now he's making friends with worms!"
- Vegeta freaking out over said worms.
- He's more than freaked out. He actually becomes physically sick. In the Japanese text, he says that he can't stand squirming things.
- Most of the time Goku and Vegeta spend inside Buu counts. They bicker like an old married couple the entire time.
Vegeta: *looks at Goku and grunts in irritation*
- Buu wanting to make a knock-knock joke. When he doesn't get a reply, he screams "Knock-knock" until Vegeta humours him.
- Dabura after he's dead is one of the most hilarious characters in the franchise: during his life he was the King of Demons, with all the evilness that implies. After dying, he's admitted into Heaven because "he would have enjoyed Hell". We later see him wandering around with Chichi, Videl, and Bulma acting like a complete Love Freak. Yes. The former King of Demons as a Love Freak! *Kriing!*
- When the Dragon Balls get used to wish back to life the Earth and all the people who were killed since the beginning of the World Tournament except for the really evil people. Once it was finished, Goku points out to Vegeta that his halo vanished then comments that he guess he's not really considered evil due to Character Development. Vegeta's look of shock just sells it.
- This scene during the Buu saga, in which Buu falls for a girl and decides to make himself look pretty to her. He looks into a nearby magazine and sees a picture of a "pretty boy" and changes his face into the one from the magazine, while saying "Baby!" in an Elvis-esque voice.
Buu: Hello girl! You think Buu sexy?
Girl: (terrified) Wha?! Yes, I... think you're very, very sexy!
Buu: Yay, then give Buu smooch! *extends his lips*
Girl: *screams in horror*
Buu: Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!? Oh, Buu know!
Buu rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror.
Buu: (Elvis-like voice) You girls don't know what you want!
- This is also in the manga, by the way. In there, he extends his lips after rearranging his face.
- The entirety of "Celebrations with Majin Buu" is pretty much an episode of True Life with Fat Buu. And it is hilarious.
- MTV Cribs: Majin Buu edition
- Mr Buu (Good Buu) after Earth's memories of Majin Buu are erased being able to freely walk around. He tries to get ice cream and doesn't realize he needs money and winds up in a street fight and is told that if he wins, he gets to keep the money. The guy he's fighting just punches his stomach like crazy while Buu just happily says "Money, ice cream!" repeatedly until he finally notices he's being punched and lightly taps the guy into a wall. Afterwards he goes back to the ice cream store and doesn't realize he gets change, but he insists they keep it because he wants ice cream.
- Gohan and Videl fighting crime together. They show up at a jewelry store robbery in those ridiculous Saiyaman outfits and strike a pose more appropriate for the Ginyu Force. It's made even funnier by the fact that the bad guys surrender immediately because Majin Buu had just demonstrated himself to be Immune to Bullets. Gohan and Videl have no idea why the criminals are surrendering before they beat anyone up.
- Goku looking after a dinosaur family who's about to have eggs. He ends up stopping two dinosaurs from fighting by picking them up and flying them to another part of the mountain and dropping them there and the dinosaurs' reactions are a Flat "What.".
Krillin: Gosh, what's he doing this time?
- Then of course, the explanation why Goku is late:
Chi-Chi: (angrily) He's having a baby!
18: (in shock) A what?
- After defeating Majin Buu, Goku takes a relaxing bath with Goten and Trunks. Then this happens.
- Vegeta's reaction towards the whole event is priceless.
Vegeta: *looking at audience* What are you looking at?
- Vegeta's reaction towards the whole event is priceless.
- During the final Tournament, a young man heckles Vegeta. It ends about as well as you'd expect.
- Goku making fun of Uub and taunting him to get him to fight without hesitation, since he was so nervous. It worked magnificently.
- Pan vs Wild Tiger. In short, Pan bitch-slapped Wild Tiger and kicked him out of the ring. It was hilarious to see Pan going around saying "number 1" again and again, and then taking down her opponent in two attacks.
- Babidi turns away from his Crystal Ball in order to give Majin Buu the energy stolen from Gohan, figuring his minion Puipui could easily handle the heroes and might even win. When he goes back to the crystal ball, he sees... Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan playing Rock-Paper-Scissors to determine who gets to fight. The looks on Puipui, Babidi and especially the Supreme Kai's faces are priceless.
- Babidi and the Supreme Kai's faces as they slowly realize just how strong the Saiyan are and how much they love fighting.
- Also, when Goku loses the rock-paper-scissors match, he says, in a whiny voice no-less "Aww man, I wanted to fight this guy!"
- When Puipui fights Vegeta, he gets easily handled. To help him, Babidi turns the arena in Zun, Puipui's homeworld, that has ten times the gravity of Earth. Now, what is Vegeta's preferred way of training?
- A subtle one during an idle scene with the main characters playing cards on top of Kami's Lookout. Krillin and Roshi are making small talk while playing Go Fish and 18 is standing behind Roshi, gesturing at Krillin about which card he should pick. After about a minute of head and eyebrow turning, Krillin ends up picking the joker (the one card he didn't want). 18 could only drop her head in disbelief.
- Bulma and Chi-Chi proposing to trade husbands. What sells it is how Vegeta keeps smiling in the background like he'd be down with the idea of stealing Goku's wife.
- When Old Supreme Kai decides to transfer his life to Goku, his sacrifice is treated like a Tear Jerker, with a sad music track, the Supreme Kai on the verge of tears and Goku promising he'd put his sacrifice into good use. Then Old Supreme Kai suddenly comes back (now with a halo over his head, as he's dead) and angrily demands Goku for that to be the case. It puts everyone off guard.
DBZ Movies
- Lord Slug:
News Anchor: Now, if you're anything like me, THEN YOU'RE SCARED AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE LAST MOMENTS ON EARTH IN A TELEVISION STUDIO! So, uh, have a happy end of the world, see you, bye.
Krillin: Holy cow! I just wanted to see the sports!
- Plus Krillin's reaction:
- "Broccoli! Just give it up it's all over!"
- "Very tough but his name's Broly."
- Another one is Freeze-Frame Bonus where if you time it just right you can notice thatnot only Roshi's face turn into Arale's but his beard turns Super Saiyan, Golden aura and incredible spikiness too!
- In the Fusion movie, Vegeta and Goku have been defeated by the Big Bad and Goku is trying to convince Vegeta to try the Fusion Dance so they'll be able to defeat him for once and all. Vegeta shoots the idea down every single time, until...
- Vegeta: "I'd rather be dead than fusing with you!"Goku: But Vegeta... [sigh] You're already DEAD!Vegeta: [... makes a damn pouting face]
- Also, Pikkon biggest "part" is... shouting insults at Janenba's force barrier to debilitate it. Even he lampshades how utterly ridiculous this is.
- Vegeta meeting his sister-in-law. It's quite humorous to see him be surprised by the introduction.
- This Fourth Wall-leaning exchange at the end of the dub of the Android 13 movie, courtesy of Vegeta and Piccolo.
Piccolo: Is it over?
Vegeta: Not 'til the fish jumps.
A fish jumps out of the water.
Vegeta: It's over.
Roll credits.
- In Broly, Krillin shows off his martial arts skills, then Goku teleports right into the path of Krillin's fist.
- In Return or Cooler, Goku falls from the sky after defeating the Big Bad. Gohan stands below, happy to see his father alive and well...only for Goku to hit the ground with the force of an anvil, leaving Gohan in stunned silence. What's more, he landed behind Gohan, nearly crushing some Namekians and with his head stuck in the ground.
- Vegeta's Bingo Dance in Battle of Gods. Goku even lampshades just how big of a threat Beerus must have been if Vegeta of all people was that willing to toss away his pride.
- Krillin's attempt at singing in Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan.
- Chi-Chi tries to drill Goku for an interview with a private school she wants Gohan to attend. She ends up yelling so hard at Goku that the entire line behind him falls down.
- Early in Cooler's Revenge, Goku is suddenly interested in Gohan getting his schoolwork done, and is in fact insisting he finish it before anything else. Chichi, hearing this, concludes that this sudden Out-of-Character Moment is the result of brain damage.
- In Trunks The Story, which was adapted into the Trunks TV special, Trunks asks Gohan to take him to fight the 'droids. Gohan's response? "Trunks! Look over there!" *smack*
- Another hilarious #18 moment was in Bio-Broly when she basically shows who's the dominant figure in the household.
#18: Now do as I say and wait at Roshi's house.
Krillin: No, I'm coming with you.
#18: You look after the baby.
Krillin Aww, but #18!
#18: Why won't you simply obey me?!
- Krillin, naturally, follows this up by dropping the baby off somewhere safe and ignoring her orders completely. Because he was worried. Which is fairly funny as well, if the nature of the relationship was that she gives orders and he just decides to follow them or not based solely on being a Nice Guy. It's like a twisted, almost heartwarming fusion of Goku and Vegeta's relationships with their wives. No wonder she always seems content yet annoyed with him.
- When Dragon Ball Z Abridged gets to this, it will undoubtedly raise his Owned Count.
- From the UK dub of "The World's Strongest" (one minute and fifteen seconds in): "We would have to change the attitude of everyone on Earth to make them a PENIS!! In every way!!"
- Well, okay, it's "obey us" but really, this is the closest thing DBZ will ever get to "Pingas".
- In "Fusion Reborn", when Goku attempts to convince Vegeta to do the Fusion Dance as the former is just newly revived and the latter is dead and both are fighting a very powerful demon who's kicking both of their asses...
Vegeta: I'd rather die than fuse with you!Goku: But Vegeta! YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD! You've got no choice!Vegeta: *realizes the Fridge Logic and pouts*
"Is someone going to make a wish or what?"
- The literal translation can be considered even funnier:
Vegeta: Fuse with you?! Hmph, I'd rather die!Goku: *gives an exasperated sigh and replies in a completely deadpan, matter-of-fact manner* But Vegeta, you're already dead.
- Another Fusion Reborn funny moment, when Gohan punches Frieza and kills him in 10 seconds, the remaining warriors that tried to kill him decide to run like hell, jumping off the building Videl was on.
- Also from "Fusion Reborn", the group summon Shenron to return all the souls to the other world, however he explains that he can't as there are no barriers between the worlds to keep them there. The group seems to ignore Shenron for the rest of the movie, and at the end...
Shenron: Uh... Don't you people have any more wishes?
- The best part of that, nobody bothered letting Shenrong leave so he's still stuck waiting for somebody ask for a wish at the end of the movie.
- The literal translation can be considered even funnier:
- Vegeta meeting Gure in the 2008 web special. The character being discussed, Gure, is a 2-foot, dot-eyed, dress-wearing alien with gray skin, while Tarble is a normal-looking Saiyan.
Vegeta: Tarble, who is this with you?Tarble: Oh, sorry. This is my wife.Vegeta: *looking like his eyeballs are about to beat a hasty retreat from his skull* Your WIFE!?Gure: *runs up, smiling cheerfully* How do you do, brother? Nice to meet you! *bows* It's an honor!Vegeta: (totally catatonic) *bows* Oh, no... the honor's mine...
- See for yourself!
- Master Roshi upon seeing Tarble's wife remarks that Saiyans have strange taste in wives. Too bad for him, he mentioned that within earshot of Bulma and ChiChi
- Also from the 2008 web special, this argument between Vegeta and Goku while the two are pigging out on the buffet.
- In the Plan to Eradicate the Saiyans OVA, Piccolo finds one of the Destron-producing gas machine, with one of Hachiyakk's minion guarding it. Problem with the minion is that Piccolo can fly but the minion can't, resulting the poor bastard triggering every landmine on the island to the point it has enough force to destroy the Destron machine. Piccolo is understandably miffed by the results of someone even dumber than Mark Satan.


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2 Box 2011 Finest Break - leedrane - 08-16-2012 09:35 AM
Here are the hits, first box was nice had both /25 Auto cards in it. The second one only had 2 Autos and the rest relics. Of course the last group was the Bader pull. The others were pick ups that I got around the same time.
If Wiedman gets a shot at Anderson Silva this one could be nice. I saw one listed on the Bay for $200 which is crazy.

RE: 2 Box 2011 Finest Break - dwegner1 - 08-16-2012 06:58 PM
nice break, I am still looking for xfractors if you have any you would like to trade. And I absolutely love that Ernie Banks, def a sick card there!!
RE: 2 Box 2011 Finest Break - leedrane - 08-16-2012 09:42 PM
Ok, I will take a look at and let you know which xfractors I have. Thanks on the Banks, I traded quite a bit for it, and they have been selling pretty high on the Bay. Being a Cubs fan, it probably isn't going anywhere soon
RE: 2 Box 2011 Finest Break - leedrane - 08-17-2012 09:46 AM
Ok, here are the ones I have numbered to 388, let me know which other versions you are looking for.

RE: 2 Box 2011 Finest Break - dwegner1 - 08-17-2012 11:18 PM
I need weidman, alves, dunham, & I like your kenflo, ellenberger and weidman as well, go ahead and check me and see if we can work something out

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Maleficent in 2014 is recast as a powerful being with every intention for a decent life, overcome with hatred after abuse and loss of angelic-like wings, but willing to rediscover love if it exists.
As the story offers, "evil is complicated" and "visions are seldom all they seem."
In the end, Maleficent repents, and helps destroy those in power who choose continuing evil. Her actions polarize leadership, with results of victory and reconciliation. The kingdom unites in the choice of love with and for diversity.
Given our present of evil "leadership" in government, so-called "money" (really debt), corporate media, and ~100 other areas who annually murder millions, harm billions, and loot trillions, I wondered if this expression of controlled media is a plea for those among evil willing for Truth & Reconciliation.
For years, several of us in alternative media have predicted the obvious wedge between so-called elite (including their minions) committed to evil and those who would gladly accept Truth & Reconciliation given opportunity.
Many of us will make the case for Truth & Reconciliation; just bring us to corporate media. The main points, as I best see them:
- The war for Truth will be won by ever-increasing comprehensive factual understanding of humanity. Those within evil "leadership" know this victory is in our immediate future.
- Those involved in evil are in unique positions to shine light in places humanity most needs to see clearly.
- All who ask for reconciliation should receive it in exchange for full Truth. The power of solutions allow those within evil to either help the 99% build a brighter future, or be allowed comfortable "retirement" from their careers in evil.
Of course, I could be totally wrong. The ordinary humans in the story are despicable; not at all like the 95%+ humans on earth who would embrace peace, freedom, and Truth given an informed choice. This could just as easily be a message of the opposite: "evil" is more cool and trustworthy than ordinary humans, and we should embrace such a kingdom. Or it could be something completely different.
And that said, we who are engaged in leadership for victory of Truth should keep in mind the split among the elite, look for opportunities to bring those willing onto the side for Truth, and use Truth & Reconciliation as a policy proposal for our victory of light.


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First project from my New Yankee Workshop journey. Meant to be a medicine cabinet, but I inserted a piece of window glass at my wife's request so that she could use it as a craft cabinet.
Made out of oak, finished with three part oil blend – BLO, Mineral Spirits and Satin Poly.
Joinery is lap, through mortise and tenon and finger joints done on the table saw.
-- Steve
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Nice medicine cabinet.
#3 posted 05-16-2013 01:29 PM
Nice work, Steve. It turned out great and is very practical. Congratulations.
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Cathay Pacific has unveiled fares to popular destinations including Australia, China and Japan to celebrate travelling well for the last 35 years from the UK to Hong Kong and beyond.
The fares can be booked from 1 March 2015 until midnight on 17 March 2015.
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|Grease (Rockin' Rydell Edition) (1978)
|Blu-ray Music-Concert
|Written by Noah Fleming
|Friday, 08 May 2009
Nonetheless, "Grease" was one of the first rock musicals transformed from the stage to the screen, and for that, it deserves special recognition. The film contains some great musical numbers and a simply story. Beyond that, there isn't much to this film.
For its time, the film's story was probably unique. However, nowadays, the story is immensely overdone. The fact that a boy can't get over his ego and pride to be with a girl is a yawn fest. "Grease" introduces us to the T-Birds and the Pink Ladies. These are the two most powerful clicks at Rydell High. The Pink Ladies belong to the T-Birds, which just about the most sexist concept of all-time.
As the film opens, we see Danny (John Travolta) and Sandy (Olivia Newton-John) on a beach playing a boy and girl in summer love. Sandy is from Australia and is heading back at the end of the summer. As we soon find out Sandy has been transferred and just so happens to end up at Rydell High. What a coincidence. Rydell is where T-Bird leader, Danny also goes to high school.
Frenchy (Didi Conn) takes Sandy under her wing as the Pink Ladies decide whether or not to let her in the group. While Sandy tells the girls about her summer love, Danny turns his summer love story into a raunchy one for the boys. When Sandy and Danny meet up once again, Danny blows her off so his boys don't think he has gone soft. Sandy is disgusted, but of course is hopelessly devoted to Danny.
Danny still longs to be with Sandy, just so long as it is not in front of anyone that he knows. The film goes back and forth between Danny and Sandy being hot and cold. Somewhere in there the T-Birds race their Grease Lightning car against the Scorpions' car.
Once graduation time arrives, the school celebrates with a carnival. Danny has tried to become the jock that Sandy wants and Sandy shows up in the infamous skin-tight leather outfit. Wowsers! Of course it is at this point that the film's greatest musical number comes in, and of course it also happens to be the shortest.
Truth be told, I like the opening and I like the ending. The middle section however is just a bit drawn out. The musical numbers in the middle of the film are also just barely adequate. I know I will get a lot of flack for this but, "Grease 2" actually contained better musical numbers and a more engaging story. Plus Michelle Pfeiffer is just too hot for words.
I wasn't expecting much from this video transfer after seeing the standard DVD. However, I must say that I am pleasantly surprised. The film is still plagued by a lot of problems that are somewhat amplified by the increased resolution. Being a 1978 film I expected a lot more film grain in the image. It looks like the studio has wiped it clean though. As a side effect however, the entire image looks washed. While the original material was already soft, the washed image is even worse. Details are only moderately successful for this film on the Blu-ray format. The black levels fluctuate a little bit in certain sequences, but overall they are good. The contrast is not completely blown out, but it is a touch too high. Skintones appear accurate. The colors are vibrant and accurately represent the colors of the 1970s film stock. Shadow delineation is alright but is not the best in the darkest sequences, such as the bonfire. The video is a big upgrade from the standard DVD, but it is definitely still full of issues, including some minor edge enhancement to compensate for the film grain removal. Still, there are no compression or motion artifacts, which is good.
The audio is presented in Dolby TrueHD 5.1. It appears to be the same transfer that is on the standard DVD, upgraded to a lossless codec. Without a complete remix, I can't fault the 5.1 soundtrack, as the original soundtrack is in stereo. However, I do have some issues that really bother me. My biggest issue with the track is the difference in timhre quality between the musical numbers and the dialogue. The musical numbers are clean and dynamic studio recordings. The dialogue sounds however are true 1970s production sound recordings. The dialogue suffers from a low-mid to mid range frequency response. The high frequencies seem to be completely absent from the dialogue. Still, the dialogue is clean and clear. The difference between the two sections just makes it sound like two different movies. The LFE channel is surprisingly present from the get go. But then it peters out at the very end when it comes time for the "You're the One That I Want" musical number, which is really disappointing. The surround channels are only used to open up the air of the mix. The only feed into the rear channels is a reverb-soaked musical mix. There may have been one or two discreet sounds that appeared in the surround channels over the course of the film. The audio track is largely front heavy. There isn't much in the way of dynamic range either. Musical numbers never reach the full spectrum.
The Blu-ray contains all the special features that were present on the Rockin' Rydell Standard DVD edition of the film. The bonus materials have all been left in standard definition, expect for the photos and trailer. First, there is an audio commentary with Director Randal Kleiser and choreographer Patricia Birch. The track is heavy with production details and whatnot and will be enjoyed by fans of the film. There is a "Rydell Sing-Along" function that takes you through the 11 songs in the film. This is a typical karaoke feature. There are 11 deleted/extended/alternate scenes. There is coverage of the "DVD Launch Party" in 2002 for the 25th anniversary of the film. "'Grease' Memories from John and Olivia" contains interviews with the couple form the 2002 launch party. "The Moves Behind the Music" is a choreography featurette. "Thunder Roadsters" looks at the cars in the film. "Grease Premiere Interview" is a brief 4-minute segment that has a couple quick interviews from the premiere of the film. The last featurette on the disc is "The Time, The Place, The Motion: Remembering 'Grease.'" The disc is also equipped with a photo gallery and a theatrical trailer.
"Grease" is not a horrible film, and it does have its impact on the musical adaptations for the screen. Still, the film only has a few shining moments. The video and audio quality are improved from the standard DVD, but still have issues. Nonetheless, this is pivotal film that should be added to your collection.


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Ascent Solar Sales Shift to Consumers, IPhones, CEO Says
Ascent Solar Technologies Inc. (ASTI) expects consumer electronics to drive sales of its thin-film solar products, Chief Executive Officer Victor Lee said.
About 70 to 80 percent of sales will come from consumer electronics "going forward," he said today, such as the solar- powered charging case for Apple Inc. (AAPL)'s iPhone the Thornton, Colorado-based company announced in June.
The company is shifting its focus away from the rooftop solar market, where prices for standard photovoltaic panels plunged 37 percent in the past year, making its products less competitive.
Rooftop solar panels have "dirt cheap average sale prices," Lee said in a telephone interview.
"We don't want to be in that," Lee said. "Our strategy is to focus on high margin, high premium" applications.
Ascent's solar panels are thinner and lighter than panels made from polysilicon, and they are flexible, which makes them well-suited for military uses, as well as backpacks, tents and other consumer products. They are also more expensive than silicon panels, Lee said, without providing a price.
"At the moment, given our capacity, our costs are still higher than the industry average," Lee said. "That's precisely the reason we don't want to compete in that area."
'Too Early'
The company is developing a line of consumer devices, focused initially on solar-charging cases for Apple and Samsung Electronics Co. (005930) mobile phones. Ascent's market value has more than doubled since it announced its iPhone case, to about $52 million. Lee wouldn't discuss future products.
The shift to consumer products "doesn't seem to be big enough to move the needle on earnings," Robert Stone, an analyst for Cowen & Co LLC in Boston, said in an interview today. "It's too early to tell."
Ascent isn't exiting the rooftop market completely. It said yesterday it would provide panels for a power system that Foxconn Technology Group is building at its plant in Zhengzhou, China. Foxconn manufactures Apple's iPhones and iPads. Lee wouldn't say whether the relationship may extend to including Ascent's solar products in electronic devices produced by Foxconn.
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Olmert: Israel ruled by far-right leadership
Attila Somfalvi
Published: 08.12.12, 20:45
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1. olmet is v ery very weak
kiss the US, that is olmert, kiss and suck up. He forgets what winograd said about him. Olmeert picked peretz for defense, need I say more. Olmert trusted erdogan to show his lack of understanding of enemies, olmert was prepared to give away the golan, can you imagine that in any world. Atilla is as weak as olmert. Bibi in fact is insecure, without a doubt though his heart is in the right place. Now that ehud barak will be leaving, israel has a chance with moshe yaalon. Bibi in fact is left of centre. Olmert was the weakest prime mininster in terms of security that israel ever had. and israel has to assert its rights as the US at times is wrong about specific areas of the world.
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2. Olmert is a disgrace and a worthless hack
Marco ,
In a recent interview in the US on the Charlie Rose program he praised Abbas, Fayyad and Barak as excellent leaders and partners for Peace. He went on and denigrated Bibi in every way possible.
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3. Just SHUT-UP
Shalom ,
Ashdod, IL
and go to jail where you belong
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4. utter miserability
avi ,
Actually, the subject of my comment if phrased honestly indeed, the way I truly feel it, would run like this: Der dreak called Olmert.
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5. When will the degenerates
Paul ,
stop being covered by the media, and when will we see descent people leading the Jewish people??
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6. Barack Obama has alienated me.
What is former PM Olmert talking about? Far-right? PM Netanyahu and FM Lieberman are middle of the road; moderates. They are pussy cats.
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7. credibility
maybe judge arad paid olmert back because olmert was proarab. Forget about the allegations and indictments. Let us just assess credibility. i look at olmert, at what he said about israel, about gaza withdrawal, about his handling of nasrollah's war, about his offers to assad and abbas and I say this- in my opinion, he is a born liar and crook, I do not believe one word he says, he is the definition of a crook and weakling. i do not need to hear any evidence-Olmert is not credibile and any judge that finds olmert credible, that judge is incredible period, end of story.
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9. How in the world was this man Sharon's acting PM?
If anyone was Right it was PM Ariel Sharon. Should we say that it's all Olmert's fault that Sharon is suffering all these years for heeding the stupid and dangerous advice from Olmert for the expulstion of 10,000 Jews?
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10. #5 The media consists of these kind of Leftist morons
Don't you know that in democratic Israel the Right are banned from radio/tv media with all kinds of "illegal" violations? Thank G-d for internet where the Right have a say and quite some power too.
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11. Thank God!
Dr. langhorne ,
W should all give thanks the he and Livni 's behinds are no longer glued to Knesset cabinet seats.
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12. #5. Concessions & retreats are source Israel's suffering.
Chaim ,
Israel is full of wise and courageous men and women. Our problem is that few of them make it to the Knesset. Israel desperately needs sincere patriotic right wing leadership. Leftist concessions and retreats are the root source of virtually all our suffering. Had we stayed in Gaza and South Lebanon; our last two wars would never have occurred. Nor would we have suffered the thousands of rockets from Gaza and Lebanon. As you note, Paul, it's time to end the lunacy once and for all.
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13. A corrupt and self serving rubbish PM
David ,
The corrupt prime minister wants to point fingers ? All you have to do is take a look at his childrens' left wing involvement in Pro-Palestinian activities
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Avi Mizrachi ,
Tel Aviv
We love you Ehud!!!
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15. Only Olmert can bring us peace!
Sarah Mizrachi ,
Tel Aviv
Unlike Bibi, Olmert is well liked by the White House and has a special relationship with Abbas and Morsi. Let's give Peace a chance!!!
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16. Why did you print this?
Terry Hopper ,
BIBI was elected by the majority of the Israeli people, enought said. In times like these the far-right is what Israel needs, not the surrender left.
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17. Olmert. You will always know.....
Gideon Reader
...where he stands. That is because of the electronic ankle braclet applied by the Department of Detention Services. But admit it. Tasing him would be MUCH more fun, ncest pas?
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18. Un vote a klots lasher
The Un vote was not worth the sweat .a Palestinian state with right of return I cannot comprehend human feral nature can bring anything but tribal blood baths Massacres and Nuclear Chemical Biological and the Usual Barbaric weapon destruction of Israel and its surrounds. D
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19. Man's a moron
Hope ,
Auckland New Zealand
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20. Moses would likely consider the current Governmen ..
Galut ia ,
not conservative enough ....but one day soon it will be ...
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21. No Israeli leader matters any more.Peace needs to be imposed
Michael ,
California, USA
This longest lasting conflict of the modern era is going nowhere and it matters not who will be elected to sit in the Knesset. Only the Great Powers can force peace on the region and the sooner the better.
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22. Only leftist journalists care what Olmert has to say ..
michael redbourn ,
Arad Israel
He decided not to run because he may still be sent to jail.
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23. Force peace
Ester ,
There are two kind of peace; 1-Peace of death. This kind you can force (by war) 2-Peace of life. That you can not force. For that kind of peace one needs a change of heart.
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24. Olmert should be deported to France
Hinda ,
sf bay area
Israel needs to undo all the harm that Olmert and others did to her since 1993. No appeasing terrorists. Olmert IS a traitor to Israel by it's very actions!
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25. Olmerts statement
Hanno Phoenicia ,
Irvington, USA
Olmert is 100% correct and virtually the entire world agrees.
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26. In a democracy the people choose who
jason white ,
afula, israel
they want to govern them. If we want right wing, then we elect right. olmert does not get it. Also when the term is over or the goverment falls, our politicians leave office. Not like abu ab-ass. his term was over years ago and there were no elections to replace him. olmert wants to hurt Israel through bibi. he disses bibi as a way of getting back at Israel for his political and legal problems.
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27. B"H for the right, saviors of Israel.
Bunnie Meyer ,
Los Angeles, CA USA
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28. Olmert does not represent
Rube Vogel ,
the views of the lunatic left, or those of Israel's other career criminals or drug abusers.
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29. Olmert the corrupt
Ari ,
kfar saba
This scum drips with hypocrisy.
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30. Olmert has the spine of a snake
Chosid ,
New Jersey, USA
He has zero credibility. I don't trust him in the least. And I believe the Europeans have our best interests at heart about as much as the Arabs do. So no, his words are meaningless. I would actually be concerned if he were supportive.
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|"Sepherosa Ziehau" <sepherosa@xxxxxxxxx>
|Thu, 30 Nov 2006 16:36:25 +0800
Please test following patch: http://leaf.dragonflybsd.org/~sephe/sk.diff
I have done some preliminary netperf testing of above patch, so it should be safe to be used. However, I will wait another two weeks for the testing result in your enviroment before committing it.
Best Regards, sephe
Sepherosa Ziehau wrote: > > We can handle it this way: > 1) jumbo ring is still created during attaching, but in addition we > create a bunch of dmamap for RX mcluster on attach patch too > 2) in ifnet.if_init()'s RX buffer initialization, if ifnet.if_mtu > > (ETHERMTU + ETHER_HDR_LEN + ETHER_CRC_LEN) then we use jumbo ring, > else we use mcluster. > > I will give you a patch to try either today or tomorrow.
Many-many thanks in advance. I have experienced it on another bridge, both interfaces are at 100FD there.
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We are looking to contract for the development of an add-on to Google Apps/Gmail Compose window. These will come in forms of browser extensions such as .crx for Chrome and .xpi for Firefox.
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ROSELLE — Instead of saving an estimated $2,500 in interest by paying off a lease agreement to purchase several public works vehicles with a $101,000 windfall in the general fund, the Roselle Village Finance Committee agreed Monday during its 6-month budget review session to earmark the money for a public works garage instead.
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Eva Longoria and her on-off basketball beau Tony Parker are engaged.
The "Desperate Housewives" actress, 31, and the French-born sports star, 24 — a
point guard for the San Antonio Spurs — met in November 2004.
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Caught in the Web: Reactions to Lakers' 112-110 victory over the Houston Rockets
--The Times' Mike Bresnahan highlights the ups and downs of the Lakers' 112-110 victory Tuesday over the Houston Rockets.
--The Orange County Register's Kevin Ding credits Shannon Brown with carrying his team to victory.
--The Houston Chronicle's Jonathan Feigen details how the Rockets' tough effort fell short.
--The Daily News' Elliott Teaford gives the Lakers credit for coming back.
--The Times' Bresnahan highlights David Stern's contention that the league's new technical foul rule makes the game better.
--The Riverside Press Enterprise's David Lassen focuses on Stern's concern about the economy.
--The Daily News' Teaford mentions that Stern likes the idea of revenue sharing.
--The Times' Bill Plaschke enjoys the personal touch the Lakers' ring ceremony brought.
--The Times' T.J. Simers finds out that Jackson plans to write another book, this one about this past season.
--The Times' Mark Heisler reveals that Doc Rivers and Laker fans have something in common: They've both mocked "The Decision."
--ESPN.com's J.A. Adande credits the bench's second-half effort.
--ESPN's Tim Legler breaks down the Lakers' victory over Houston in the video below.
--The Orange County Register's Jeff Miller believes the Lakers could have problems if they spend too much time this season looking ahead to the playoffs.
--The Daily News' Jill Painter explains why the Lakers enjoy the fact that everyone's talking about the Miami Heat.
--The Riverside Press Enterprise's Gregg Patton praises the personalized format of the Lakers' ring ceremony.
--The Orange County Register's Randy Youngman argues the ring ceremony led to the Lakers' sluggish start.
--The Times' Broderick Turner left impressed with the performances from Blake and Brown.
--AOL Fanhouse's Sam Amick notices how the Lakers-Rockets matchup contrasts with the Miami Heat.
--The Orange County Register's Janis Carr presents a photo gallery of the ring ceremony.
--Sports Illustrated's Lee Jenkins details Ron Artest's plans for the 2010-2011 season.
--Foxsports.com's Billy Witz credits the Lakers for overcoming adversity.
--In addition to labor talks and the league's new rule on technical fouls, NBA Commissioner David Stern jokes he's going to participate in Ron Artest's raffle in giving away his championship ring.
--Ball Don't Lie's Kelly Dwyer notices Lakers' special assistant coach Rasheed Hazzard gets overlooked during the ring ceremony.
--ESPN Los Angeles' Brian Kamenetzky breaks down the Lakers' matchup with the Rockets.
--Lakers.com's Mike Trudell recaps all the memorable moments from the Lakers' season opener.
--Silver Screen and Roll's C.A. Clark believes the Lakers' victory marked a perfect start to the season.
--Forum Blue and Gold's Darius Soriano believes the Lakers pulled a role reversal on ring night.
--Lakers Nation's Nadya Avakian highlights the challenges the Lakers will face as they try to three-peat.
--The Dream Shake's grungedave provides five thoughts on the Rockets' loss.
--Why does Justin Bieber get to wear the Lakers' championship ring?
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With whom do you drink?
After a long workweek; I'm enjoying a glass or three of wine while my husband is at his Aikido lesson. I usually don't drink alone but its really nice to have my ass plopped on the sofa with a bottle of Sangiovese and a glass to pour it in.
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12-17-2004 #1
Can't copy cd with K3B
I've been trying to copy cds with k3b yet unsuccessfully. I can't get the option on the fly cause i have only one option, the writer burner driver. i figured i could just go ahead and burn not on the fly, like placing the cds on the same drive. But i get the following error message: "No cdrdao driver found". This is really odd cause actually i can burn rewritables and stuff. Any 's?
12-17-2004 #2
Maybe you could try and specify the path to the cd drive your trying to copy from, it would be something like /mnt/cd1 or something;
12-17-2004 #3
I just googled the problem and now i can actually copy cds. The problem is that i got another drive doing nothing cause i can't burn on the fly. The previous mistake was actually that i had the wrong driver selected on the k3b settings. Now i just need to add the other optical drive so that i could copy on the fly.
Thanks dylunio, but how do i put the path if the options placed are inside a dropdown list box?
12-18-2004 #4
I was thinking more in the line of creating a 'new data cd' and specifying it to burn what was in /dev/dvd or whatever your acces point is for your drives;
12-18-2004 #5
Ok, now i get it. I'll just try to figure out how to do that.


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Lubricants 2014, 2(2), 44-65; doi:10.3390/lubricants2020044
Graphite and Hybrid Nanomaterials as Lubricant Additives
Department of Chemical and Process Engineering, University of Strathclyde, James Weir Building, 75, Montrose Street, Glasgow G1 1XJ, UK
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Received: 3 January 2014 / Revised: 3 March 2014 / Accepted: 7 March 2014 / Published: 24 April 2014
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AbstractLubricant additives, based on inorganic nanoparticles coated with organic outer layer, can reduce wear and increase load-carrying capacity of base oil remarkably, indicating the great potential of hybrid nanoparticles as anti-wear and extreme-pressure additives with excellent levels of performance. The organic part in the hybrid materials improves their flexibility and stability, while the inorganic part is responsible for hardness. The relationship between the design parameters of the organic coatings, such as molecular architecture and the lubrication performance, however, remains to be fully elucidated. A survey of current understanding of hybrid nanoparticles as lubricant additives is presented in this review. View Full-Text
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