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Jon Spiro: If I go down, so do you!
Artemis Fowl: Incorrect. I was never here. The tapes will prove it.
Artemis Fowl: Incorrect. I was never here. The tapes will prove it.
— Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
You did not read this entry. It was never written. You never got here, you dreamed it or were too tired/high/medicated and started to hallucinate.
This phrase is not associated with The Men in Black, and No Such Agency would ever use it. There are no large number of variants.
You don't need to compare with You Didn't See That.
P.S. That Didn't Happen.
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Anime and Manga
- The Men in Black who stalk around the titular protagonist's house in Serial Experiments Lain answer like this when threatened with police by her older sister.
- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. In Solid State Society the Japanese Prime Minister orders Aramaki not to raid the home of a radical politician because of the political problems this will cause. He orders in Section 9 anyway, but they find the man has been dead for months. After downloading his database for clues, Aramaki orders they leave everything as it was and not inform the authorities. Aramaki doesn't like it, but says they have no choice as Section 9 were never officially there in the first place.
Comic Books
- In Transmetropolitan, Gary Callahan arranges for a meeting with Spider that leads to him threatening Spider, practically admitting he had one of his own staff murdered and revealing he only wants to be President to mess with people. He then reveals he had all of Spider's recording gear remotely deactivated and that Spider can't prove he said anything, or that he was even there at the meeting. Callahan finishes with this line.
- Secret Six: Spy Smasher is trying to draw Amanda Waller into a trap with a fake nuclear attack, only to find The Wall sitting in her office with a gun.
Spy Smasher: How did you get in my office?
Amanda Waller: Katrina, I'm surprised you think I'm even in your office. I couldn't be. Fifty excellent witnesses can place me on a boat in Jamaica right now. And this isn't my gun, it's yours.
- In an issue of Excalibur, Nick Fury attends the funeral of the team's ally and his old friend Brigadier Alysande Stuart, warning her twin brother Alistaire that the conspiracy to cover up her murder as a suicide goes much higher up than he realizes and that he should be careful lest the conspirators subject him to the same treatment. Fury closes by saying "I was never here" as he walks away...and given his frequent use of Life Model Decoys that might even be true.
Fan Works
- In one chapter of Double Agent Vader, the rebel pilots throw a raucous dance party on the anniversary of the Empire's founding (their version includes the ceremonial destruction of an effigy of the Emperor). At one point in the party, Leia encounters General Dodonna, who tells her solemnly that he is not there and has no idea the party is even taking place.
- In the third chapter of The Glass Kingdom, the Zaldian State Sec march into a crowded restaurant and arrest Trixie and Lyra (who are both protected by Diplomatic Immunity). The next paragraph explains why they were willing to do that in full view of everypony.
The remaining Guarsai officer turned and looked at the other ponies in the restaurant. He didnt say anything and he didnt need to. This matter was not to be discussed. The arrest of two foreign nationals was not to be mentioned. There had been no abrogation of the Treaty of Valet dÉcurie. The two Equestrians and three Guarsai members had never been here. These things were simply understood by the remaining ponies loyal Zaldians all. Actions such as these ensured that.
- In Common Sense, James is paid extra by Mitchell, a bookmaker that owes him money, in exchange for pretending they never met. After he's accepted the money, James has this to say as he leaves:
"I've already forgotten what you look like. Farewell."
- X-Men: The Early Years: In "Twinkies, Holdups and Other Things that Aren't Good For You", Hank bumps into Scott, Bobby and Warren as they're trying to hide Hank's dead lab rat (long story).
Right then Hank McCoy came sulking in to the room while carrying a box. Scott quickly hid Blinky behind his back. "Hank. What are you doing here?"
Hank's eyes darted back and forth and gave all three of them a glare. "Nothing. What are you three doing here?"
"Nothing," the three of them replied quickly.
"That's what I thought you would say," Hank replied. "You never saw me. In exchange I never saw what the three of you might be doing in here."
"Deal," Bobby announced.
Films — Animated
- Superman: Doomsday movie: "Lexcorp was never there." "And now neither were you."
- Monsters, Inc..: "None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on this."
- Skipper from the Madagascar series with his Catch-Phrase: "You didn't see anything."
Films — Live-Action
- The Hunt for Red October: the Trope Namer.
Admiral James Greer (CIA): Now understand, Commander: that torpedo did not self-destruct, you heard it hit the hull, and I — (shows his badge) — was never here.
- So... the Commander just self-destructed a torpedo on the orders of a guy, who didn't introduce himself until after?
- The 1998 Godzilla (1998).
- Men in Black II: J and K are watching an episode of an old show that is describing something that happened to K years before. At the end of the episode, they see "You saw nothing" on the recording.
This is a story that "never happened", from one of their files that "doesn't exist".
- For that matter, this is standard Men in Black operating procedure.
Zed: You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born.
- The Matrix: When Neo sells the bootleg disc to a client. The dialogue is heavy on Foreshadowing, for bonus points.
- In House of Games, Margarete makes this clear to the con artist, Mike, before she kills him.
- The Guild Navigator from the Dune movie, after telling the Emperor to kill Paul Atreides. "I did not say this, I am not here."
- Used in the film version of Get Shorty when Ray Barbone threatens Harry Zimm (and coerces him into shooting the dead Ronnie to frame him for the crime) in order to keep Chili from finding out that he's in LA.
- No Country for Old Men: Anton: "You didn't see me. I was already gone."
- Also, "That depends... Can you see me?"
- Sneakers: "What's really important is that none of this ever happened. This box doesn't exist." Bonus points for the line being spoken by the same man who gave us the trope naming line.
- Hitman: "We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened."
- In Goldeneye, James Bond asks CIA agent Jack Wade why he chose to meet him in the Caribbean before he entered Cuba to track down Janus. Wade answers, "I am not here. The CIA has no knowledge, no involvement, nothing to do with your insertion into Cuba, if you catch my drift."
- In Air America:
Gene Ryack : Well the problem is, Rob, if you and I weren't here, this conversation never happened, so I can't remember what the fuck you didn't tell me.
- Also, at the end, when they steal the plane, Gene points that they can't possibly be stealing the plane, since the plane belongs to the US government, but the plane is in Laos, and "the US government doesn't exist in Laos, and neither does this plane."
- In Babe, Babe the pig and Ferdinand the duck have a conversation before they remember they aren't supposed to be having a conversation and end by telling each other they weren't there.
- Conspiracy. Throughout the movie Eichmann is shown taking extensive steps to ensure there is no evidence of the Wansee Conference (fortunately for history, one of the attendees failed to destroy his copy of the minutes).
Eichmann: This meeting is not taking place. You are to take no calls for anyone at this meeting. Anyone. Unless the Führer calls... and he won't.
- In the first of Transformers, Agent Simmons (who you're going to like a lot better in following installments) is part of a we-do-not-exist MIB organization. However, we find the folly of such organizations: Lennox tells him "I don't take orders from people who don't exist." at a climactic moment. You need to exist a bit more than Simmons does to be able to bring official pressure on members of lower organizations to obey you if you intend to be an Obstructive Bureaucrat.
- In Bridge of Spies, subverted in the following conversation:
Hoffman: Has your guy talked?Donovan: Excuse me?Hoffman: You met him. Has he talked? Has he said anything yet?Donovan: We're not having this conversation.Hoffman: Of course not.Donovan: No, I mean we are really not having it. You're asking me to violate attorney-client privilege.
- The Pink Panther: In the first Steve Martin reboot film, a british secret agent who goes by "006" can't let anyone know he was ever in the city, so after shooting a whole gang with sleeping darts, he hands Clouseau all the credit for stopping the Gas Mask Bandits, a crew of criminals that all Europe is looking for, but who have nothing to do with the plot of the film.
- Played with in Outbreak. Lt. Daniels has, against orders, gone to the site of an outbreak of a deadly virus. His superior, General Ford, discovers this and also discovers that the situation is much worse than anticipated. Ford needs Daniels on the ground to battle the disease and doesn't want to waste time disciplining him, while Daniels is angry at how long it's taken for the military to respond to the situation. So:
Ford: You were never here.Daniels: No, I was here. I've been here from the beginning. I followed the bug here.
- Nicely subverted in Blue Thunder. One of the conspirators concludes their plotting with "This conversation never happened. If it gets back to me, I'll deny it." Someone then pulls open the drapes to find Blue Thunder hovering outside their window in Stealth Mode, recording the entire conversation.
- Repeatedly spoofed in Discworld:
- In Interesting Times, Mustrum Ridcully has trouble wrapping his mind around the idea that he is not talking to Vetinari and they are not looking at a mysterious albatross, who has not come with an important message.
- In Thud!, Mustrum Ridcully has gotten slightly more used to the bendy thinking of Ankh Morpork politics and regretfully informs Commander Vimes that there is no way in which he can help Vimes to get where he needs to be fast. Especially not if he leaves the coaches in the alley next to the University at eight P.M. sharp tonight.
- In Nineteen Eighty-Four, O'Brien shows Winston the picture of the old Party leaders (who are now unpersons), then throws it into a memory hole and says that it never existed and he does not remember its existence. The clear implication is that the Party can do this with any inconvenient object or person.
- Artemis Fowl, the source of the page quote. Artemis's master plan finally becomes clear to Jon Spiro just as the boy vanishes along with any evidence he had been in the room with Spiro at all. Cue Villainous Breakdown.
- The Lies of Locke Lamora: after a certain cask is delivered to the Gentlemen Bastards' hideout, Galdo pays the messenger eleven silvers: "Ten for the cask, and one more for forgetting all about this." The man replies, "Holy hell, my memory must be cacked out, because I can't remember what you're paying me for."
- In Komarr, Imperial Auditor Miles Vorkosigan holds a truth-serum interrogation of someone he suspects is holding out on him about what she knows of a terrorist plot. After the interrogation, which establishes that she'd deduced the plot from the outside but wasn't personally involved, she asks how much trouble she's in, and he tells her none: in the final analysis, she's given the investigation more help than hindrance, and making an issue of her reluctance to come forward will do more harm than good. Outside of his confidential report to the Emperor, there won't even be any official record that she was a suspect. "When two Imperial Auditors say they didn't see something, it can become remarkably invisible."
- In the Warhammer 40,000 novel Innocence Proves Nothing, Inquisition agent Danuld Drake says this to a starship security detachment he has instructed to dispose of two dead rogue psykers.
- In Raymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe novel The Little Sister, a telephone conversation ends with this trope.
Gonzalez: One moment, you have not told me what happened.
Marlowe: I haven't even telephoned you.
- A Song of Ice and Fire. Davos Seaworth, sent as an emissary by the rebel Stannis Baratheon, is captured by the Lord of Sweetsister, who ponders whether he should hand Davos over to the ruling King for execution. He knows however that doing so could bring the wrath of King Stannis down on his head if the rebellion succeeds. He lets Davos go on his way with the promise that "If you are caught, you were never here."
- Seven Days in May: The military did not try to take over the United States. Also true in The Film of the Book.
- Big Trouble: After a nuclear bomb gets lost in the city and found by two lowlifes:
"What I mean," said Greer, "is that as far as the federal government is concerned and I am talking about way, way, way the fuck high up in the federal government none of this happened. There was no nuclear bomb in Miami. There never have been any nuclear bombs going around loose in suitcases anywhere in this great land of ours. Because if people start thinking there are, we are gonna have panic like you cannot imagine people leaving for Montana, hoarding food, taking all their money outta the banks, lynching every guy with a beard, you get the picture. The economy goes into the toilet, civilization collapses, end of story. So this did not happen. Understand? Whatever happens, it did not happen."
- Even better, it's implied it's not the first time, or even the second time, this has happened.
- In the X-Wing Series novels; Wraith Squadron, Iron Fist and Solo Command Warlord Zsinj concocted a plan to brainwash dozens of New Republic citizens into unwittingly carrying out terrorist attacks throughout the galaxy. Fortunately the New Republic acquired a complete list of the sleeper agents and their targets and the plots were thwarted. At each incident a New Republic Intelligence agent assisted in halting the attacks but officially there were never any intelligence agents present at any of the events and every sleeper agent was foiled by ordinary citizens.
- Chakona Space: In Chapter 3 of the Tales of the Folly series, Captain Foster tells Shadowchaser: "They are not here, you did not see them." regarding some rescued Rakshani recovering on his ship.
Live Action Television
- Knight Rider: "A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist."
- A recurring character in The Fast Show.
- "You ain't seen me, right?"
- In one case, going into a police station, impatiently awaiting the attention of the officer on duty, before delivering the catchphrase and walking out.
- Fawlty Towers: "You know nothing about the horse."
- Doctor Who:
Morgus: Why are you staring at me? Perhaps you think you recognise me?Krelper: No, sir.Stotz: Even if he does, Krelper won't say anything.Morgus: It wouldn't be wise.
- In "Frontios", the Doctor and his companions visit a human colony that's so far in the future that the Time Lords (the Doctor's race) would disapprove. At the end, the colony thanks him for saving them, and he tells them, "Don't mention it." His companion Turlough clarifies, "He means it. Literally." I.e. the Doctor doesn't want the colonists to let the Time Lords find out about it.
- In "The Caves of Androzani", Morgus has to make personal contact with the smugglers who until now have been working through his cut-out man, Stotz. They're naturally surprised to see the most wealthy and powerful man in the Androzani system is their boss.
- In Series 4, Episode 2, "The Fires of Pompeii", when Metella asks the Doctor who he is, with his way with words, and his "temple containing such size within", he answers, "Oh, I was never here. Don't tell anyone."
- Used directly in Torchwood episode "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang," when John Hart drops a mugger off the roof of a parking garage. His only words to the victim are "I was never here. Go." Notable in that he actually murdered the guy to draw attention to himself, but only wanted Jack's attention instead of the police.
- The X-Files characters were practically joined at the hip to this trope. Most notably with Mulder's informants (Deep Throat and Mister X). The former was kinder about letting everyone know the danger he placed himself in by giving up such information. The latter was downright violent about it.
- During the "reality show" style competition to be part of House's new team, Amber pulls this on Wilson and a patient when using the connected balcony between House and Wilson's office to sneak out of House's office.
- On Season 3 of 24...
Sherry: If anyone suspects that I was here, there will be an investigation, and both of us will go to prison. I was never here. You understand?
- On Supernatural, this is what the Winchester brothers usually say when the police need to be called and the problem has been dealt with, because they're wanted for a number of serious crimes.
- Dwight's assistant says this to Pam on The Office (US) when he gives her the evidence she needs to defeat Dwight's evil landlord schemes...except it kind of backfires because she doesn't get it, and Dwight sent him to plant the evidence anyway because he felt bad for her after witnessing her confess to Jim that she was once again failing at her job.
- Mash:
Henry: Don't tell me. I don't want to know about it. You guys have my full permission, and I never said that. I mean, I'm not even here, so how could I?
- Sgt. Schultz on Hogan's Heroes has "I know NUSSINK! I see NUSSINK!" as a Catch-Phrase - he's smart enough to realize that investigating would just make things worse for him. Sometimes he goes further and tells the heroes, "I know nothing! I see nothing! I was not here! I didn't even get out of bed this morning!"
- In an episode of Scrubs, Dr. Cox punched out Bob Kelso for chewing out Elliott, deliberately trying to reduce her to tears. In the following episode, Kelso revealed that he tried to press charges, but even though it happened in a lobby full of people, no one saw a thing.
- On Breaking Bad, Mike the Cleaner says this to Jesse after helping him cover up Jane's not-really-accidental drug-related death, after making him repeat "I woke up, I found her, that's all I know."
- On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, after learning that Willow is illegally hacking a coroner's files to learn more about suspicious deaths, Giles gives the line:
Giles: Right... Wasn't here, didn't see you, couldn't have stopped you.
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:
Bashir: "In time of war, the law falls silent." Cicero. So is that what we have become; a 24th century Rome, driven by nothing other than the certainty that Caesar can do no wrong?!Admiral Ross: This conversation never happened. (puts combadge back on) You're dismissed.
- In the episode "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges":
- In "In the Pale Moonlight", the entire episode is framed in flashback, as Sisko's private confession into his personal log. At the very end of the episode, following Sisko's chilling admission that he can live with everything he felt he had to do, he deletes the entire log so that the truth will never be revealed.
- Star Trek: Voyager did a variation that doubled as a serious Mind Screw. At the end of an episode, as Janeway is questioning an alien who nearly took down her entire crew with his telepathic powers, he tells her he'd love to accommodate them...
Alien:...but you see, I'm not really here. (Vanishes without a trace)
- JAG: In "Tribunal":
Rabb: Webb, I didn't know you were here.Webb: I'm not.
- In an episode of NUMB3RS, Charlie has his security clearance taken away and is unable to officially work on FBI cases. Instead, Amita and Larry are asked to help. However, they don't have Charlie's level of genius, so he has to occasionally help out without the FBI finding out. After one such session, he leaves by quoting this trope.
- A Running Gag in 'Allo 'Allo! involves La Résistance leader Michelle giving Rene orders, then telling him to forget everything she just said for security reasons.
- Invoked by Teresa Lisbon in the Season 3 finale of The Mentalist. Upon realizing at a crime scene that their rather bizarre case is connected to the case of Madeline Hightower, which only she and Jane know the truth about, she instructs her people to put everything back and make it look like they were never there.
- On Walker, Texas Ranger, after Alex and Sydney are kidnapped by a Mexican drug lord, the incompetent DEA agent insists that they only thing they can do is negotiate. An incensed Walker grabs him by the throat and snarls, "Negotiate this!" before storming out. When the agent turns to Trivette and Gage, demanding that they back him up, "You saw that! He assaulted me!", the other two deny seeing anything.
- Person of Interest.
- An Intrepid Reporter is talking to Zoe Morgan, who concludes their conversation with: "It's been a pleasure meeting you. But it's a shame we never met."
- And John Reese while saying Think Nothing of It. "Don't mention it. In fact, I'd rather you didn't."
- His Distaff Counterpart Sameen Shaw cites this trope when stopping to dig out the bullets she just put in a terrorist. "We were never here, remember?"
- His superior in MI-6 tells a young Greer while sending him to kill a KGB mole, that "This operation doesn't exist." Greer responds dryly, "They never do." Subverted when he finds this isn't due to Plausible Deniability, but because his superior is covering for his own treachery.
- Babylon 5:
- In the pilot, Sinclair tells Ivanova that she wasn't in his office to hear their latest instructions from Earth Central to vote against sanctioning the Narn Regime, and never ran into him before he left to go pirate hunting, so when she later voted for sanctions, he could claim it was a simple miscommunication.
- Practically Archie's Catch-Phrase in Absolute Power. He has never met the partners of Prentiss McCabe Media Relations, they don't have a lucrative government contract, and there isn't a large check in this unmarked envelope.
- An ad for one office supplies company repeatedly mentioned that even the CIA used their products. After each such reference, another voice would break in to say something along the lines of, "The CIA can neither confirm nor deny that we use this company's products in our offices. If we have offices."
- French-Canadian series Les 2 Minutes du Peuple has a man addressing the landlady of the guy he just murdered:
Killer: I was never here.Landlady: Whaaaaat?Killer: (wallet) I (bill) was (bill) never (bill) here (bill).
Tabletop Games
- In Exalted, Sidereals have a Charm called Avoidance Kata which retcons reality so that they were, indeed, never there.
- The Parable epic destiny from the fourth edition Dungeons & Dragons supplement Arcane Power is about this — since the whole concept of that destiny is based on the character's attempt to lay bare the illusion underlying reality and physically become an in-universe Ascended Meme, the specific powers granted by it all have the common theme of them "not really being there" (which at the highest level culminates in cancelling their death once per day because it turned out that what 'died' was just an illusory doppelganger after all).
Video Games
- The VCR game of Clue- "I was never in Sumatra".
- One of the random messages from the pirates in Privateer, when pirates are friendly to you (as in the Tayla mission series): "I didn't see you, and you're blind."
- At the end of the Starcraft demo (which is also the prequel to the main game), you are told that you did not just kill a bunch of Xenomorphs ... and the SpecOps unit was never here.
- In Splinter Cell: Conviction, at the end of the White House level, and thus the game, when Army troops see Sam in the Oval Office preparing to deal with Reed, President Caldwell tells the Captain present that she was the only one he saw there. The soldier gets the hint.
- In the bad end of Emelia's scenario in SaGa Frontier, her final mission is to pretend that she never joined Gradius at all, a mission she accepted and why in other scenarios she no longer interacts with other Gradius members that she befriended before.
Web Comics
- A variation is used in this strip of El Goonish Shive. "I never called you."
- Exterminatus Now had Steve giving the Inquisition a lot of free alcohol with express purpose to make the memory of his bar's location fuzzy.
Harold: (sizing up the case) What's a Cesspool?
- Girl Genius:
Gilgamesh: And of course, my father always says it's best if we're the only ones to find out.Moloch: Aaah— Find out what?!Gilgamesh: Good man.
- Schlock Mercenary has a few, including Ellie U.N.S. deputy who was never aboard and never talked to Gen. Xinchub.
- In The Wretched Ones, Jack says this to Nicholas after Jack saves his life using his power of teleportation.
- In VG Cats, when the Wind Waker potions maker denies looking in Link/Leo's bag and seeing a bottled fairy in there, Link/Leo catches on immediately and threatens:
Link/Leo: That's right, you didn't if you know what's good for you.
Web Video
- The Hire. In "Ticker" a country's military leader tries to stop a mysterious suitcase containing a heart transplant from getting to his dying president. When the suitcase gets there regardless, there's a shoving match between his Elite Mooks and the president's security detail, which ends when one of the latter says, "You were not here. This never happened. Tell your men to stand down."
- Oddity Archive After the "unscheduled," profanity-filled "guest appearance" in the Public Domain VHS Distributors episode, Ben responds to the incident by saying, "That...never...happened!"
Western Animation
- Of course, The Simpsons spoofed it.
- In "Lost Our Lisa", Lisa somehow ends up right outside Area 51a. A map next to an information kiosk has a dot on it labeled "You are here. We are not."
- In "My Sister, My Sitter", Lisa has to babysit Bart, who makes her life a living hell by calling up random services. Lisa opens the door to find a military man who asks to see Lisa Simpson, who was reported to have seen a UFO. Lisa screams that she didn't see a UFO. The military man leans in threateningly and says, "That's right, you didn't." He then waves off a doctor with a syringe and leaves.
- The possum from "Podunk Possum", from the What A Cartoon series, absolutely did not see any mysterious UFOs this evening, especially after being confronted with the MIBs' very shiny badge.
Real Life
- The St. Valentine's Day Massacre, with Frank Gusenberg.
"Nobody shot me." (There were fourteen bullet holes in him at the time.)
- The damnatio memoriae or "damnation of memory." In Rome, if The Emperor is mad enough at you, you will cease to exist.
- One of Yogi Berra's (many, many) memorable phrases was "Nobody did nothin' to nobody."


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SYNOPSIS: In Charles's submitted episode, "Hitting the Fan," Will finds out that his colleague and former lover Alicia Florrick (Julianna Margulies) is leaving the firm and taking some high-profile clients with her to begin her own practice with fellow colleague Cary Agos (Matt Czuchry). Will confronts Alicia, and when she confirms that it's true, he goes ballistic and fires her on the spot.
Will has her escorted out, and fires others who planned to leave with her. Will then scrambles to win back clients who have promised to follow Alicia and hold on to others, including digital giant ChumHum, Lockhart Gardner's biggest client, which is on the fence.
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He gets a restraining order that prevents Alicia from making contact with their clients. After Alicia counters with a restraining order of her own, both sides agree to each present their proposals to ChumHum. The company seems to be leaning Will's way but is swayed when Alicia's husband, Governor Peter Florrick (Chris Noth) makes a tax proposal that convinces them to side with her instead. Will concedes his defeat.
Will Charles win the Drama Supporting Actor race? Let's analyze the pros and cons:
Charles starts off with a bang. The first 15 minutes are focused on Will as he displays a range of emotions: shock, hurt, anger, and a bit of crazy.
If voters heard the deafening buzz around the tragic twist for Will Gardner later in the season, then they know this is the last chance to honor Charles for his work on "The Good Wife."
"Hitting the Fan" was one of the most acclaimed episodes of the past season.
Will isn't the character we're rooting for in this episode — that's Alicia.
There are two competitors in this race who have at least as much buzz: Peter Dinklage ("Game of Thrones") and Aaron Paul ("Breaking Bad"), with Paul also earning his final nomination for his show.
Despite its critically hailed season, "The Good Wife" underperformed at the Emmys overall, failing to secure major nominations for Drama Series, Writing, and Directing that many had predicted. Is there as much support for the show among the TV academy as there is among critics?
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Charles currently sits third in our predictions with 4/1 odds. Can Charles overcome his tough competition? Make your predictions below.

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Financial and Tax-Related Identity Theft - Part Two
April 2017
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•Tax-related identity theft is the newest and most dangerous financial problem.
•The IRS has implemented recent steps to reduce the impact of identity theft.
•Once there is a personal data breach, clients and their advisors must move quickly to minimize financial and credit rating damage.
As I discussed in Part 1 of this article, identity theft is now the most common consumer complaint—with over 10 million total identity theft cases per year. It not only has tarnished the reputations of Fortune 500 brands such as Anthem, Target and Home Depot, but it also has infiltrated security-conscious government agencies, including the Internal Revenue Service.
The IRS has been slow to respond to these issues. However, with taxpayers and Congress turning up the heat, the IRS has recently taken a few positive steps to help prevent and resolve tax identity theft cases. False returns are often filed early in the tax season using the victim's Social Security number and a revised address so that the thief can benefit from the fraudulent refund.
Once you believe your personal data may have been compromised, it is critical to act quickly, since thieves will not limit the scope of their attack. So consider all of the following steps:
•Subscribe to a credit monitoring service such as www.creditchecktotal.com
•Place a credit freeze at each of the three credit bureaus—Equifax, Experian and TransUnion.
•Call the IRS at 800-908-4490 to determine whether anyone has filed a tax return under your name or Social Security number—including for prior years.
•File an Identity Theft Affidavit (Form 14039) with the IRS—see discussion below.
•File an Identity Theft Affidavit with your state tax authorities.
•Obtain an IP (identity protection)
•File a police report.
•File a complaint with the FTC at 877-438-4338 or www.identitytheft.gov
In an attempt to prevent these cases, the IRS has created Form 14039–Identity Theft Affidavit. The form was created for taxpayers to warn the IRS if they may be at risk for identity theft so the IRS can flag the account and increase its oversight for suspicious activity. For suspicious returns, the IRS will contact the taxpayer and ask the person for personal information to verify his or her identity. If the taxpayer is unable to respond in a timely manner with accurate information (e.g., prior home and business addresses, AGI on prior returns, etc.), the return will automatically be marked as "fraudulent" and essentially frozen in the IRS' system. If a taxpayer accidentally answers a question incorrectly or does not know an answer, the IRS representative will typically work with the taxpayer to sort out his or her true identity. An identity thief will typically hang up on the IRS as soon as he or she answers one question wrong!
Since changing the unsuspecting taxpayer's mailing address is a common method for hijacking refunds, the IRS is closely monitoring any changes in a taxpayer's address(es). Therefore, self-preparers and paid tax preparers need to be especially careful when completing their clients' business and home addresses on current filings. Simply adding a "c/o" reference, middle initial, or changing a suite reference can flag a return as potentially fraudulent—thereby delaying processing and timing of refunds.
Once a return has been flagged, the IRS will assign the case to an assistor. When this occurs, the return will no longer be a priority for the IRS, and it can take six months or more to resolve the case. Most taxpayers will not want to wait six months to get their cases resolved, so it's more important than ever for preparers to complete clients' returns thoroughly and accurately in the current environment.
If and when a flagged return is finally resolved, the IRS requires that the taxpayer create a PIN to prevent future fraud cases. The PIN is used in place of the taxpayer's Social Security number in case the thief attempts to file another fraudulent return. The IRS will also send out notices to taxpayers they believe might be at risk of identity theft.
However, the IRS can come up with only a limited number of precautions and resolutions; ultimately, it is your clients' (the taxpayers') job to protect their personal information, especially their Social Security numbers. With today's technology, it is easy to be scammed into entering information on a website that seems trustworthy. Even if information is being sent through an email or text message to a friend, a thief can easily intercept the message or read it on an email server. If email is the only way for clients to send you their Social Security numbers, make sure the email is fully encrypted.
As I mentioned in Part 1, you can take certain precautions to prevent these breaches from occurring in the first place. Again, here are some precautions that you can take to prevent identity theft:
•Enroll in various credit monitoring services. Note that most people can get free credit monitoring services as a result of being a customer of Anthem, Target, Home Depot, or other retailers or financial institutions that experienced a credit card database breach.
•Shred any personal files at home and at work.
•Protect Social Security numbers on the web, over the phone and in letters, etc. Generally speaking, including the last four digits is fine for existing accounts.
•Prevent personal financial information from being shared over the phone unless you are positive who the other party is. A good rule of thumb for incoming calls associated with any accounts is to get the caller's number, check the number and return the call if it looks legitimate.
•Do not use public Wi-Fi networks when dealing with banking, investment and tax data. Use a secured virtual private network (VPN), and encrypt emails if personal information must be sent via the Internet.
•Many umbrella insurance policies provide services and cover costs to repair damage caused by identity theft.
Identity theft and tax cloning are preferred scams for thieves because of their high financial payoff potential and relatively low risk. Thieves know it's hard to trace who actually filed the return and obtained the refund.
Furthermore, even when they are caught, white collar crime perpetrators often get off with relatively minimal prison time. To help clients protect themselves against tax identity theft, encourage them to follow the basic rules of keeping their Social Security numbers, dates of birth and account passwords confidential whenever possible.
There's a high probability that you have personal information that has been compromised via one of the many recent high-profile breaches. Periodically check your credit reports and sign up for credit monitoring (again, this should be free for most). When there is any possibility of a breach of account information, taxpayers should immediately alert the IRS and the state tax authorities so that they can watch for any suspicious activity on the taxpayers' tax accounts.
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Rachel Steer balances vineyard, office and winery work, along with the responsibilities of a young family. Daniel Whyntie tracked down the Chapel Hill viticulturist to find out more about the early stages of her career in the industry.
WHEN RACHEL STEER ARRIVED at Chapel Hill as the viticulturist it was like she entered the industry from a hole in the clouds; coming down from the clam and clear sky right before the storm.
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Removing the infected arms had proved unsuccessful in controlling the disease, while machine harvesting and the wounds left by the use of electric snips had increased the winery's exposure to eutypa dieback.
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So I've been offered the chance to perform at a wedding. though this will be my first wedding as a professional magician, what details about the wedding should I be looking at getting off the client, I understand I need to know the venue and time obviously but what other important information should I get
on a side note, I've been booked to perform for 2 hours at 2pm till 4 pm, if food is served in between that time and I am unable to perform magic till after the food should I stay longer and charge more?
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I remember a young fellow (thirty years ago) asking a somewhat similar question of an old pro'.,about doing trade shows. (We were standing at the counter at Magic Inc.) --He asked, "How much should I charge for a trade show?" The old pro' responded, "When you're ready to do a trade show, you wont need to ask that question!"
You shouldn't accept bookings for dates, until you already know what questions to ask.
Being a professional isn't just about performing!
Someone will probably come in here and tell you what they think you should KNOW, and ASK.
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That's not the issue I have performed events before but they were set up by people who have recommended me and I know what I'm charging, I'm not asking that, I'm doing the event. I've never been to a wedding before so I don't know how they go, I'd assume I'd be performing at the reception venue, the bride and groom are probably really busy preparing, I don't want to ask them any unnecessary or stupid question. all I want to know is when other magicians get booked for a wedding what details about the wedding do you ask for/ what question do you ask the client. I want to show up prepared and ready to perform to the best of my ability.
i know the wedding venue, I know the time I'm performing, I know how much ill be receiving when I finish, I know what routines ill be doing. I just want to make sure I'm not going in half blind. so what else should I find out about the event before I arrive
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I have been performing weddings for a little over 30 years, both as a DJ and Magician. I would start by first asking you a question. Is this performance happening in the US, the UK, or somewhere else. the reason I ask as that wedding events and timelines are different in different countries. I can only speak from my experience here in the US. When I perform as a Magician at receptions, it is very much like any other strolling performance that I do. Usually, immediately after the end of the ceremony, the cocktail hour starts for guests to visit while the Bride and Groom finish with photos and prepare for the reception. Once photos are finished and the Bride and Groom are ready, they are usually introduced. sometimes with the wedding party and sometimes just the couple. After the introduction, they may either sit down and start the dinner, take a moment for some opening welcome, or even perform their first dance. During dinner, I go around and perform table magic for guests while they wait for the food or the toast. After dinner is when the toasts usually occur. That is when I pretty much stop performing as a Magician and go into DJ mode. I have occasionally been hired to perform as a Magician for the entire evening, but this is fairly rare. In my experience, I would say that 95% of the time, there is dancing or some type of music after the toast and cake cutting. The biggest thing to remember about weddings is that the Bride and Groom are the real stars of the event.
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Hi mixman, thanks for the response, this is a uk wedding, I'm not performing for the whole evening, I'm only performing for 2 hours at 2pm till 4pm, though ill be trying to arrive there early as to see the layout if the venue and get prepared, as it is the bride and groom wedding and your right they are the stars they'll be really busy enjoying themselves, where do you find the time to approach them to perform magic. also should I get payment after or before I perform?, the client is the groom, should I ask for an itenary of some kind?
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Some suggestions:
-Ask to be put in touch with the wedding planner/contact at the venue/Toastmaster. Get timings from them if possible, rather than the wedding couple. If this is not possible, ask the groom/best man.
-Be aware that some (of the nicer) UK venues ask the performers for a copy of their public liability insurance. If you don't have it and feel you want to get it, get in touch with Equity (around £120 per year).
-2-4 PM could be during the photos and reception drinks - liaise with the photographer on the day so you work together.
-If working during the wedding breakfast, don't do so while people are eating if possible.
-Weddings are all about making the day go better, not about the performer.
-Do what you think's best for payment, my only advice is don't accept checks and if taking payment on the day, ask if the best man/usher will be sorting it out.
-On rare occasions, I don't get to perform for the Bride & Groom as they're busy at the times I'm working. If this is the case, don't 'force' it, but have a really quick, powerful effect to show them just in case you get the chance when saying goodbye.
-Always have something for the kids, as most weddings will have a few.
Good luck.
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Don't accept checks? Why not? I've never had a problem with a check.
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Mix man and puggo have provided good input.
I would add a couple things (my experience limited to USA weddings). The goal of the wedding couple is that ten years from now, their guests will still be talking about how great this wedding was. Typically I perform strolling while the wedding party is off with the photographer. This is a time when everyone is hanging around just waiting for the couple to arrive. I only ever do one trick for the couple - Anniversary Waltz.
Be flexible - always remember the wedding couple are the stars and anything you can do to help their guests have a great time is a good thing to do.
Good luck!
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I have never done magic at a wedding, however I was watching a Penguin Live Lecture (The name is slipping my mind right now, although it may have been David Stone). He said that you should have one strong effect where the majority of the people at the event can see it. That way, even if you do not get to stroll to every table, no matter who's opinion the bride and groom ask of the magician they can say they saw you. The spectator would reply something along the lines of, "Oh yeah.... was that the guy who popped a ballon on the dance floor, and a bottle of champaign appeared out of nowhere?
"A play does not take place on stage but in the minds of the spectators."
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On Feb 12, 2017, Dick Oslund wrote:
Well, that's helpful Dick. I assume you never asked a question of anyone before?
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Anniversary Waltz is a great trick for bride and groom. Doc Eason nad Garret a Thomas put out an hour long video you can still find for free (though you still need to buy the cards):
Another option for the happy couple is Axel Hecklau's Two: Fusion. You can see trailer here:
Good luck...have fun.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
Dick Oslund
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Sorry that you didn't think my reply was helpful enough, Mandy!
The OP's original questions didn't have any of the information that he shared in his next post. If he had shared that information in his first post, He would have gotten a better answer. I'm glad that I didn't waste my time giving him the information, that he already had, but, didn't mention.
Please don't make assumptions. One must learn how to ask a question, to get the answer that one needs.
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Hi Trickstar - I'm also UK based, and perform at between 50 and 60 wedding annually so have made the wedding market core to my magic business. Rather than a long message here, please feel free to give me a buzz buddy - easier to talk than type! My contact details or on my website...
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On Feb 20, 2017, MazingMandy wrote:
That is freakin hilarious.
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Patrick...I answered Mandy's post on Feb.20
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On Jul 14, 2017, Dick Oslund wrote:
So?!! It was still a funny reply no matter the date.
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Growing up I always thought that I needed to go to church to find God. That is where He was right? If I wanted prayer, I go to church. If I wanted healing, I go to church. If I wanted salvation, I go to church. All of those statements are correct, however, they are not sufficient to live out the great commandment to "go and make disciples of all nations." Church is a safe place to be with those who know Jesus and believe in His life giving message. Too many of us equate the building with the broader understanding of "the church." Every believer in Christ Jesus is the church since Holy Spirit lives inside us.
I find it interesting when I read the creation story in Genesis 1 and 2. He creates the heavens, the earth, the animals and finally man. Then in Genesis 2:8 we are told, "now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed." There were trees and rivers and flowers. What was not there was a building. God had not wanted Adam and Eve to be restricted with a building. Fast forward to the time Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt. He had them live in tents. In fact, God Himself resided in the tabernacle, which was a tent. Then God had Solomon build a temple for God's present to reside. However, it was a place to go to and then go from. Finally, Jesus gives His life for our sins and transforms our bodies into the temple of God.
Just like the tabernacle in Moses time, our bodies are meant to be the mobile temple of Jesus. We are not meant to restrict ourselves to a building. Church on Sunday should be a time where we can get instruction, a time to worship God as a whole body and be encouraged. We are then to go out and be the hands and feet of Jesus. He wanted us in a garden, to be outside, interacting with His creation. He wants us going to where people are sick and hurting. We are to get out and bring the gospel or good news to a world in pain.
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Father God, thank you that You created a world full of wonder and beauty. It is good! Today, as I make a commitment to get out and be your hands and feet, guide me to the place where I can join You in Your work. Let my heart break for the things that break your heart. Reveal how my passions are in line with my purpose to live an abundant life. Show me where I can best serve to bring Your glory and the Kingdom of Heaven to earth. It is in the powerful name of Jesus I pray these things. Amen.


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Karan Johar is one of the biggest producers in Bollywood. His production house, Dharma Productions, is something every actor/director wants to work with. While initially most of the Dharma films were directed by Karan himself, over the last few years, the director has produced films by many debutant directors. KJo not only backs their vision but is also known to be a non-interfering producer. Even if their first project failed, Karan was sweet enough to give them another chance. Johar fondly calls them the Dharma Boys and often posts pictures with them. Don't know who they are? Read on and find out.
Ayan Mukerji
Ayan is definitely one of the most successful directors of Dharma Productions. Both his films, Wake Up Sid and Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani starred Ranbir Kapoor and were big hits. Ayan's next, too, will feature the Kapoor scion. The movie is tentatively titled Dragon and will have RK playing a superhero.
Karan Malhotra
Karan's first film Agneepath was a blockbuster, but his next, Brothers, failed to work the same magic. He was also supposed to direct KJo's most ambitious project Shuddhi, but due to a constant change in cast, the makers have decided to shelve the project for now.
Abhishek Varman
Abhishek's cinematic adaptation of Chetan Bhagat's novel, Two States, was a box-office success. The director hasn't announced his next project, but it is reported that it will most likely have Alia Bhatt in it.
Punit Malhotra
While Punit's I Hate Luv Storys did average business, his next film, Gori Tere Pyaar Mein was a box-office disaster. Even after being backed by Dharma, Punit failed to deliver. We doubt if KJo will be generous enough to give him another film.
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I am looking for my mothers father Robert Lee Albrecht.He is listing on my mothers birth certificate but thats about all the info on there. I know he married my grandmother around 1940 and the went to college together (I think life bible college around LA somewhere) anyway my mom was born Joan Claire Albrecht but was adopted by her stepfather Don Enlehardt. I have some more details but im not even sure if im doing this whole computer thing right so if anyone has more questions i can look up the divorce certificate and my mom's birth certificate.
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CHICAGO | Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:25am EDT (Reuters) - Hospital employees spend 10% more on health care, consume more medical services, and are generally sicker than the rest of the U.S. workforce, according to a study released on Monday.
The cost difference was even greater when dependents were taken into account, with health care costs 13% higher, including medical care and prescription drugs.
The study, conducted by Thomson Reuters Healthcare, analyzed the health risk and utilization of 1.1 million hospital workers and compared them with 17.8 million health plan members across all industries around the country.
Researchers did not look at the causes for the disparity.
Health care workers and their dependents were more likely to be diagnosed and hospitalized to treat asthma, diabetes, congestive heart failure, HIV, hypertension and mental illness.
It found that the average cost of health care for hospital employees and their dependents was $4,662 per year -- $538 higher than that of the general population.
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Hospital employees and their dependents saw their doctors less often, but were 22% more likely to visit an emergency room and spent 18% more time hospitalized, the study found.
Kreg Sherbine, co-author of the study, speculated that easy access to expensive care may play a role.
"When they're right down the hall from the emergency room, it might just be easier to go there than to make an appointment with a physician," Sherbine said.
The stressful environment of a hospital and the irregular hours that many hospital employees work, which together make it difficult to maintain a healthy lifestyle, may be another contributing factor, he said.
Sherbine said he doubted the reason was more exposure to disease in the workplace since there was disparity in numerous noncommunicable diseases, such as diabetes and obesity.
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There must be a feeling of pride in possession of a classic cars collection that those who don't have may never experience how it is. Possessing a bit of history as a flawless, classic vehicle addresses human character and style: that of the first creators of the car, of the way of life of the day, and obviously of its present proprietor.
Because they are a piece of history, so it can be easily reached to hundreds of thousands of dollars or even millions of dollars in investment in order to have a fine collector car. Insuring a car of that kind is totally different from the insurance of a normal, traditional car, or what insurance companies call a "regular use" car.
Fortunately, there are car insurance companies who specialize in insuring these special classic vehicles. In fact, in many cases, major auto insurance companies will have a dedicated department that devoted to doing insurance things for those collector cars.
Luckily again, whether you choose to have your classic collector automobile show up only on holidays or weekend, joining in auto shows or car parades, or keep they locked up in your garage, or have they stored for displaying in a museum for others to enjoy, there is always an appropriate type of car insurance for your situation. The most important thing is to purchase car insurance for the right amount of investment which not too much, not too little.
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- What are different between premiums for collector cars compare to those of regular use cars?
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- Can I get a comprehensive-only policy?
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- Are tools included in most policies?
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Released: 07/07/2016
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Really showcases the vocal talent going on here, from deep whispers to screeching high notes, Guckkasten does not lack for a talented vocalist. The group certainly benefit from being the primary contemporary exponents of their sound, although this is certainly one of their more mainstream friendly songs with echo's of Seo Taiji in their sound. Pointing out that this is a more mainstream friendly release is by no means an attempt to detract form it, the band frequently explore the entire breadth of their musical style and sometimes this can lead to borderline chart friendly hits and sometimes it can amble into the experimental and this is something I love about the group.
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Guckkasten pride themselves on the visual themes that go with their music, often employing them on stage too. While this is far from their wildest art outing it is nice to see them still employing elements of visual artistry that add to, rather than distract from the song.
Songs like this