text:
So far i've done almost half in the past 2 weeks or so. I just want to know would it actually be beneficial to do the above tasks? Just all seems a bit too grindy, I feel like I've been wasting so much time doing old content that's not even needed any more... but I didn't mind doing them for the transmogs and such. I guess i'm just asking if this addon is really worth using and it's not suggesting unneeded filler.
This tutorial will ensure that the beginning of your journey will be a smooth one. It provides information that will help you find your way when you get lost, as well as tips that will offer guidance and advice as you march on towards greatness. It is not an exhaustive guide, however; it neither can nor wants to unveil every secret of Azeroth to you. That glorious task is left up to you as you explore the world yourself. Think of this guide as a touchstone for your early adventures: enough to get started, but too little to spoil any of the awesome surprises that await you in Azeroth.
On March 23, 2018, Zygor Guides announced that they would end support for their ESO guide. Later, via answers given on the forums, they confirmed they would not add a leveling guide for Summerset. Their guide is Public Domain with Zygor's blessing for the community to create guides. So I took it upon myself to create a Summerset guide for the ESO community.
The Horde levels 50-60 guide has been rewritten and revamped. My 1-60 Horde leveling guide is now completely updated for the 1.12 Drums of War patch. As you can see it is about 15% larger than the 40-50 guide (single largest guide page yet). There is also a lot of route changes. I moved the entire Silithus section from level 55 to level 58, which allowed me to include a lot more quests for that zone. There is also a lot of other improvement to the route, including adding a lot more quests into the guide, mostly from Moonglade, Silithus and Eastern Plaguelands. This will make the final level 59 grind much shorter.
On March 23, 2018, Zygor Guides announced that they would end support for their ESO guide. Later, via answers given on the forums, they confirmed they would not add a leveling guide for Summerset. Their guide is Public Domain with Zygor's blessing for the community to create guides. So I took it upon myself to create a Summerset guide for the ESO community.
Nov 15 new player Hi, I started the game not long ago... questing has been fun but I must say it is a bit lonely running around in a massive map with no other players around. Is it only because no one is in the starting zone any more and the place will be more populated as I go to higher level zones? (This is coming from a Destiny player and basically every zone I go there are other players and most time at least if you emote at someone random they emote back... but in WoW it just doesn't feel social at all...) Also, I have just learned to ride a mount... is there free mounts that I can perhaps farm from enemies or do I just have to buy them from the trainer? Sorry for sounding cheap but I am not exactly swimming in gold... yet? Finally... dungeons... is it better if I start running dungeons now just to familiarize with group play in WoW or should I just keep on solo questing? I'm just worried that people will just leave the instance as soon as I say I'm new.. should I find a guild and run dungeons as a pre-made team just so I can actually learn from the experience? Otherwise I imagine people just speedrun the dungeons and I'll just end up getting completely lost... Sorry for having so many questions... there is so much to learn in this game!Wackyweasel4 Nov 15
":" - Any time a step ends in a ":" instead of a "." means that the next step is part of the current step you are on. This generally means the next step should be done while working on the current step. This means every "start working on" or "continue working on" will end in a ":". But this is used with other occasions as well, so keep this in mind.
Jul 4 BEWARE OF KEYLOGGERS! Don't follow that link! Version 2.0 added updates, new information, and cleaned up the format. Transferred from the Old Welcome to WoW forum. -Tera/Baloo I figured that a thread alerting new forum goers of our incessant keylogger issues right off the bat would be best suited in the Welcome/Beginners forum....so here goes... What is a Keylogger? How does it work? and why do I care? The World of Warcraft forums are a good place to come if you need information about your class, spec, profession or just have questions about the game in general. Unfortunately, a long with the good information that can be found here, there are also "people" who post links to websites that may imitate a legitimate WoW related website, but actually have a hidden program that gets installed on your computer in the background, without your knowledge. These small programs or scripts are used to record any keystrokes that you make on the keyboard, and secretly send those recorded keystrokes to a person who will then use that information to gain illegal access to your WoW account, bank account, or any other sensitive information. People who have their accounts "hacked" in this manner, will find that when they log on to their characters they have been stripped of any and all gear, crafting materials, Bank contents liquidated, and all of their gold gone. The violated account will then be used to re-post more links to keylogger websites on the official WoW forums in an effort to perpetuate the problem. Eventually the account will be left with nothing more than naked toons, and in some cases the characters are deleted as well once the account has been banned from posting in the forums by the Blizzard Moderators. These hidden programs or scripts can be embedded, actually hidden inside the data of other types of files such as Pictures, movies, flash objects or malicious web pages. How do I know if a link is a Keylogger or not? Well, after you have seen a few of them, you start to notice a few different things that they all seem to have in common. First, most of the time keyloggers are some random topic or a link to some picture or web page that has NOTHING to do with WoW or the topic in which the link is posted. These links are usually accompanied by some random one line comment that makes little or no sense. Also most of the time these links are Chinese specific domains, such as: somedomain dot "cn". An example might look like: > "It's too good to be true!" (followed by a link to a picture) > "Naked woman caught by satellite!" (followed by a link to a picture or video, and a statement such as:"Don't be so relaxed while you are taking the sun naked in the garden of your house... Big brother could be watching you!!!)" > "NERF INC!" (followed by a link to a picture) > "Just Beautiful! (followed by a link to a picture) >"Huge Alliance raid on Halaa (w/ pics)" (with several links to pictures)** (See note below) >"Shapeshifting proposals (Again, with pics)" (with several links to pictures)** >"Hey Kalgan, we're fine!" (With links to several .php documents, Kalgan is/was a WoW Developer) >"#%!#!!ex Toy" (Links to videos embedded in PHP scripts, with a story about a "neglected" girlfriend) Also, some examples of websites that seem to be posted a bunch "look" like they are WOW related websites, but upon closer inspection they are actually not legit: -warldofwarcraft -worldofworceaft - mmosgame - warcraftmoviies (note the double "ii" in movies) - warcraftm0vies (note the Zero in place of an "o") ** "warcraftmovies" IS a legitimate website ** **Note** It seems that whoever is posting the Key Loggers has gotten a bit less lazy and actually put some scheme together that looks like a legit post. These posts are usually about some "proposal/suggestion or bug fix (note:these issues should only be reported in the Suggestions or Bug Reports forums, NOT in the Welcome/Beginners forum, so that's your first clue.)" or of a raid on a major city. Most recently is a raid on Halaa (the PVP objective in Nagrand, Outland), with several links to pictures of their "event or evidence". These links are hostile and will infect your system. If someone is legitimately posting up pictures of a raid, they will be active on the forums and will usually be willing to speak with you about the link in question, whereas a keylogger almost certainly won't respond.Baloo129 Jul 4
Through out the game, the quest log will be capped to 20 many times. The guide makes use of maximizing the total amount of quests you can accept at once. Because of this it is important to follow the guide exactly and only accept quests if the guide tells you to so you won't run into issues not being able to accept a quest. If you do accept a quest that is not listed in the guide, write it down because you may need to abandon it in order to keep following the guide if your quest log is full.
In player vs. player designated zones, you will still be viewable and attackable by players, but you are not left completely defenseless. While engaged in a Pet Battle, any attack from another player will break you out of the battle. You will receive a 3 second damage shield that will absorb 50% of incoming attacks. The same exact wild pet that you were previously battling will respawn after you come out of combat with the other player. However, if you defeated the primary pet in battle prior to leaving the match, the pet and its team will not respawn.
I consider myself a purist in that I would prefer classic to be released as close as possible to the original. Where that is on the spectrum of patch content will be up to blizz. I'm also not vane enough to believe that any single state of the game is the "Ideal" location we should be aiming for. There is common ground that we can agree on, and I would welcome more than a few changes as long as they are made in the spirit of keeping classic on the vanilla rails.
Sep 1 Blindsight's How to Choose a Server Guide [Originally posted by Blindsight-Spirestone on the old Warcraft forums--it's my understanding he no longer posts, but this is a valuable and informative guide] Since it's a frequently asked question on these boards, I've thrown together a quick guide for how to pick a server. Server Datacentre Location - New York, Chicago, Phoenix, Los Angeles First and foremost: Limit your search to servers that are as close to you (physically) as possible. Closer servers will have better latency, and thus deliver a better play experience. WoWWiki has a great list by datacentre: http://www.wowwiki.com/US_realm_list_by_datacenter Realm Type - PvP, PvE, RP, RP-PvP Now that you know which servers to look at, the next most important question is if you want to play on a PvE, PvP, RP, or RP-PvP server. RP vs. non-RP servers should be a simple choice: when interacting with other players, do you want to act "in character" replying to other players like they're living inside the world of Azeroth, or would you rather just play WoW like any other video game treating everyone else like a player at a keyboard? If you want to play on an RP server with active RPers: "Wyrmrest Accord and Moon Guard are very popular, but Moon Guard is very over populated." -Nok PvE vs. PvP is a bit of a tougher decision. On a PvP server, once you get to about lvl 20, in just about every questing zone you go to you can be attacked at any time by any player of the opposite faction (Horde vs. Alliance). If you like the idea of jumping other players while they're running around killing mobs/questing, this may be for you. If you don't like the idea of a max lvl player killing you in 1 shot when they ride by, then you may want to stick to PvE servers. Some people feel that PvP servers have a slightly more mature community since most children and/or immature players can't stand being killed randomly. Other people feel that PvP servers have a less mature community since it's full of teenagers who like to grief other players while they're just trying to quest. YMMV. Realm population - New, Low, Medium, High, Full The next major consideration for choosing a realm is the realms' population, both the total number of players and the Alliance / Horde ratio. This is a bit more complicated, and there are different ways of looking at the data. First, WarcraftRealms.com has a tool for taking a "census" of various realms, but it relies on data uploads from players on the server. Its data is only as accurate as the data it receives from player uploads, but it gives a pretty good baseline idea: http://www.warcraftrealms.com/realmstats.php?sort=Total Another useful way to look at population data is in terms of server age. Older servers tend to have higher populations. WoWWiki has a list of all US realms' creation dates: http://www.wowwiki.com/Timeline_of_the_creation_of_US_realms So that's great, but what does it mean? How does population affect the game? Here are a few points to consider: Empty servers: By far the easiest way of ruining the MMO experience is to have nobody to play with. Avoid servers with very low population. Queues: Very high population realms often have queue times. This could mean waiting for half an hour every time you want to play during prime time. During prime time (weekday evenings and weekends), check the realm status page to see if the server is listed as full: http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/realmstatus/ Economy: Higher population realms have more robust economies. This means the auction house will have many more items listed and will be much more competitive. 10/25 Man Raid PuGs: Higher population => more things happening => more groups going all the time. Pick up Groups will form more frequently and will fill faster, meaning you can play more and sit in town waiting for groups less. This also, however, means (on some servers) that PuGs can be more picky in who they take along since anyone can be replaced quickly. A/H ratio: Depending on how you like to play, you may want an even ratio so that everything that involves opposite faction interaction (like world PvP) are more fair, or you may want to be on the advantage side of an imbalanced ratio so that your side is usually winning. The only disadvantage with being on the plus side of a wildly imbalanced population is that soon, world PvP zones (i.e. Wintergrasp) will only allow the same number of players (beyond a minimum level of 20 players) from each faction in at the same time, so if nobody from the other side shows up, only 20 from your side can get in.Frejya117 Sep 1
The World of Warcraft is going back to its roots with WoW Classic. Giving players the chance to return to the game as it was around the time of its launch, WoW Classic is set to launch worldwide on August 27. However, ahead of its imminent release, the team at Blizzard are offering a closed beta test for WoW Classic, and we've got all the details players need to jump in on the action.
In the Duelist Kingdom tournament, Bonz, Sid and Zygor met Bandit Keith, who agreed to coach them through the tournament, so all four of them would advance to Pegasus Castle. Keith wanted revenge against Maximillion Pegasus for humiliating him in the final match of the Intercontinental Championship. While helping them win Duels the first day of the tournament, Keith secretly intends to use them for their Star Chips. When Keith finds out about Yugi Muto, Joey Wheeler, and the rest of the gang, he plans to get in their way and eliminate them.
Nov 9 Trial and veteran account restrictions Okay so this is something that Definitely needs to be brought to the attention of the entirety of the player base. The Restrictions for anyone who is on a trial account are as follows. - Characters that are created cannot be leveled beyond 20. (Keep in mind the max level today is 120.) - The maximum amount of gold your characters can carry is 10 gold. - The maximum amount of skill you can obtain in any profession is 100. - The only people who can see you /says and /emotes are any players who are not 10 levels above your own level. (This means the maximum level players can be before the can no longer see your emotes or /says is 31.) - The only players a trial account user can whisper, is anyone who happens to have that specific character on their friends list. - Players of a Trial account are not allowed to make use of Auction houses, Mailboxes, or any form of trading between players. - Trial account players cannot join or create any guilds. - Trial account players are unable to access Trade, Local defense, or General chats in any zone. - Trial account players are unable to invite people into parties. - No pet battling. ... For Veteran Account players, the only difference is that a Veteran account can join a guild that one of their other characters is already in. The reason this is being posted is simple. It has been very rare for me to be able to find anyone who understands the idea of a level 4 not having says or Emote during RP because of them being a Trial or Veteran account. Players who do not understand this, end up getting offended with the Trial or Veteran account owner even though they have no control over these restriction. This needs to stop. It's hard enough already as a player who is using a restricted account without players who are not attempting to understand the situation, getting hostile towards these players and completely ruining the game for our newer and Veteran players. Before a GM tries to shoot this down if they have a reason to... Keep this in mind. It's true that these users who use Trial or Veteran accounts are not paying anything, but they are still players and should be respected just as much as the players who do pay. I'm not saying remove the limitations... make people aware of the restrictions. There are players who don't know about them simply because they never had to put up with it. This makes them ignorant towards those players who do use those trial and veteran accounts and will not think twice about putting them down for something they have no control over. You can tell them to report those player all you like, but at the end of the day..... There are a lot of players who don't know about them. MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF THE RESTRICTIONS. I'm doing so myself, starting with this thread.Eindrache4 Nov 9
Some quests in my guide are marked as "SKIP" and colored in red. These quests are simply either too hard to solo or not worth the XP/time and are skipped. My guide will only list SKIPPED quests if the quest is a direct follow up after completing a quest, not one that you have to click the NPC again to get it. If you hover over the skipped quests, it will give info on why it is skipped in the guide (unless that info is already listed directly in the guide text).
Well, I think, a "wall of of text" is not defined by the amount of characters. To create a wall of text you need two things: lots of characters, and lots of missing line breaks / paragraphs. I'm completely aware of that, and I'm always trying to section and format my texts in a manner that makes it usable for readers ;) I think the limit of 990 chars is not contributing to avoid walls of text. (It's easy to build a a wall of text with only 500 chars, but I think you got what I mean…)
Kaivax, a WoW forum community manager, revealed that WoW Classic's class design, battleground mechanics and stats on existing items will be set to their 1.12 state, despite the game releasing content that expands beyond that. This removes "progressive itemization," so if the stats on a specific piece of equipment was changed during the original updates, that won't take effect in this version.
"As we've discussed before, the nature of WoW Classic sometimes invokes different memories for different players, and this leads to certain misconceptions for some about what is or isn't working as intended," Blizzard wrote in its official forums. While the developer did not reveal the specific numbers, there seemed to be too many bug reports for things that were actually working as intended.
FYI: If you're returning to WoW after an extended absence prior to patch 5.0.1, it's possible that you'll have more than the maximum pet limit and/or more than 3 of a kind. However, this will be the only time that you're allowed to surpass these limits. You will have to pare down your collection, eliminating your duplicates, in order to add new pets.
Who is Joana? Joana, (AKA Mancow, or FuriousPaul) speedran 1-60 vanilla WoW from 2005 - 2007. I have been server first to level 60 seven times in a row, along with winning Blizzard's "First to level 50" contest they held back in 2006. I also have the fastest time through original vanilla 1-60 WoW in 4 days 20 hours. I have produced a very useful 1-60 horde speed leveling guide along with a 1-60 speedrun video.
Zygor was the home planet of the Zygons. (PROSE: The Bodysnatchers) It was known to be warmer than Earth and covered in water, which was in the form of lakes with a different mineral composition than those of Earth. There were also no icecaps on the planet. Native lifeforms of Zygor included the unaltered Skarasen and the Zygons. (TV: Terror of the Zygons)
However, that's not the full extent of Blizzard's announcement. The developer behind World of Warcraft Classic has also announced that it will release a closed beta test for chosen (note this word) players to participate in. The closed beta is meant to test Blizzard's servers, which I'm guessing will be pretty full once the game actually releases. Blizzard hopes that this beta can prepare them for a smooth launch, since this is pretty big for World of Warcraft players.
Along with revealing the WoW Classic release date, Blizzard also listed plans for both a beta and stress test of the game. Players who opt-in for the testing on their account manager page and have an active subscription will be randomly selected for the beta starting May 15. Then the developer will have three stress tests where players can log in to play the game for a short period of time on the following dates:
Nov 5 Standard Scope for Selfie Camera? Hey guys I'm doing the quest where you make a selfie camera and got 2 of 3 materials but am lacking a standard scope. Anyone know an easy way to get one? I checked the AH and it's going for 950g in Area 52 which is insane lol, surely it's not that rare or something if a quest needs it. Thanks!Healingchad7 Nov 5
This Shadow Talent Build is the fastest for Leveling Up a Priest Class from 1-60 in WoW Classic patch 1.12. Spamming Shadow Damage DOTs while kite mobs will be the name of the game with this build, having the ability to sustain your health is just a bonus. You will just need to make sure you are stacking enough spirit so you don't run out of mana often as that will slow down the levelling process drastically.
World of Warcraft Classic is currently in beta, which means some players are getting a chance to experience a much older version of the MMO ahead of its release. WoW Classic is based on how WoW played in August 2006, back around update 1.12. Back then, things were different. Tauren hitboxes were much larger, sitting could cause certain combat effects to not trigger and completed quests were marked with dots and not question marks. Strange days.
Start making serious gold with our Crafting section, which will help you determine which items are worth creating by comparing the cost of the materials to the amount they can be sold for. The guides themselves are dynamic, so if you don't already have the recipe required they will tell you how to get it, and if all the ingredients aren't available to buy outright you will have the option to farm them.
With the Classic beta now out it seems every related article somehow manages to spark the eternal war of "Vanilla was the best WoW sucks now" and "lol nostalgia goggles, Vanilla sucked, enjoy your two weeks of Classic". I have to say, even though I understand the principles behind the battle and the reasons people behave and talk this way... I actually REALLY don't get it on a deeper level.
Nov 7 Game buying guide for confused ppl like me For those of you who were confused as i was, this is about buying the game and what you get so for 15$ subscription - you get all past expansion and 1 month of game time for battle for azeroth (49.99$) - you get the newest expansion for WoW complete collection (59.99) - Newest expansion / 1 month of game time / 110 boost(1x only) I was confused for awhile but now i know that the 49.99$ is the Worst deal ever. I am going to buy some game time for now, and jump up to the 60$ bundle later. The boost is a 60$ value / 1 month of wow 15$ value / and the expansion is a 50$. TOTAL is : 125$ value for 60$. Great deal. So the complete collection is really sweet :) Hope this helps other people. I am buying the game time today and working on this monk. Cheers.Promonk11 Nov 7
If a companion dies during the battle, it will need to be resurrected before it can participate in another encounter or be summoned as a traveling companion. Get that pet a medic! Or in this case, a Stable Master. Stable Master NPCs can heal and revive your pets for a small fee, and there is no cooldown on the Stable Master's heal. You'll find Stable Masters in major towns and cities across Azeroth.
Only really to expand on Gráinne's comment as regards the 'collecting' and 'roster development' sections - which are, as said 'distinct' although they are intrinsically linked - I would like to point you in the direction of the in-game Achievements > Battle Pets > Collect tab. There are a series of achievements called Raiding With Leashes, pretty much all of which can be completed via the auction house - if you have the gold/inclination - or by completing old raids.
Blizzard has given us a pile of new information on World of Warcraft Classic, including the fact that it'll finally release this August. But you won't have to wait quite that long to start playing for yourself – the WoW Classic beta goes live tomorrow, May 15. This is a closed beta, and Blizzard says it's pretty limited in scope, but there will be more chances to play heading into the WoW Classic release date.
Nov 15 new player Hi, I started the game not long ago... questing has been fun but I must say it is a bit lonely running around in a massive map with no other players around. Is it only because no one is in the starting zone any more and the place will be more populated as I go to higher level zones? (This is coming from a Destiny player and basically every zone I go there are other players and most time at least if you emote at someone random they emote back... but in WoW it just doesn't feel social at all...) Also, I have just learned to ride a mount... is there free mounts that I can perhaps farm from enemies or do I just have to buy them from the trainer? Sorry for sounding cheap but I am not exactly swimming in gold... yet? Finally... dungeons... is it better if I start running dungeons now just to familiarize with group play in WoW or should I just keep on solo questing? I'm just worried that people will just leave the instance as soon as I say I'm new.. should I find a guild and run dungeons as a pre-made team just so I can actually learn from the experience? Otherwise I imagine people just speedrun the dungeons and I'll just end up getting completely lost... Sorry for having so many questions... there is so much to learn in this game!Wackyweasel4 Nov 15
So far i've done almost half in the past 2 weeks or so. I just want to know would it actually be beneficial to do the above tasks? Just all seems a bit too grindy, I feel like I've been wasting so much time doing old content that's not even needed any more... but I didn't mind doing them for the transmogs and such. I guess i'm just asking if this addon is really worth using and it's not suggesting unneeded filler.
The Horde levels 50-60 guide has been rewritten and revamped. My 1-60 Horde leveling guide is now completely updated for the 1.12 Drums of War patch. As you can see it is about 15% larger than the 40-50 guide (single largest guide page yet). There is also a lot of route changes. I moved the entire Silithus section from level 55 to level 58, which allowed me to include a lot more quests for that zone. There is also a lot of other improvement to the route, including adding a lot more quests into the guide, mostly from Moonglade, Silithus and Eastern Plaguelands. This will make the final level 59 grind much shorter.
Nov 15 4 Garrison Mounts You Can get with ease Hi guys, I decided to make a video about the Garrison Invasion mounts and how you can get them. The percentage of mount drops are pretty high, so if you want to learn more check out this video I made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpITHj8d16w&t=10s With that same character, I made another guide about what buildings I choose and routes I take to make gold using a Draenor Garrison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8BcMEBpZ6o&t=19s Let me know what you think!Druidria0 Nov 15
Different qualities aren't limited only to wild pets—many rare World drops and special non-wild companions have had their stats boosted. For example, the world-drop dragon whelps (Azure Whelpling, Crimson Whelpling, Dark Whelpling, and Emerald Whelpling) are of [rare] quality. Check your Pet Journal to see the color-coded rarity of your non-wild pets.
So far i've done almost half in the past 2 weeks or so. I just want to know would it actually be beneficial to do the above tasks? Just all seems a bit too grindy, I feel like I've been wasting so much time doing old content that's not even needed any more... but I didn't mind doing them for the transmogs and such. I guess i'm just asking if this addon is really worth using and it's not suggesting unneeded filler.
So tonight I took the plunge and thought hey let me buy a Zygor Guides subscription to see how it is. A guide backed by a subscriber base paying for a premium experience this has to be great right? I was wrong. I tested it by loading it up on the Honorboud Rep Guide. Cool it tells me to do World Quests and Island Expeditions. So far so good but hang on... What about the Wanted Quests? Those are by far the biggest boost to reputation. It did not mention them at all. So I thought that's fine it's probably because BFA is quite new. Loaded up a leveling guide on an alt. It was a complete mess. The guide was telling me to accept quests that A) would be horribly inefficient to level with and B) I already done. I also started noticing weird performance issues. Zygor was causing stuttering and FPS dips like crazy. So to close off I requested a refund and the person I spoke to did say I'll be getting one but we will see if that happens. Not getting my hopes up.


text:
A Little Life
ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR The New York Instances • The Washington Publish • The Wall Road Journal • NPR • Self-importance Truthful • Vogue • Minneapolis Star Tribune • St. Louis Publish-Dispatch • The Guardian • O, The Oprah Journal • Slate • Newsday • Buzzfeed • The Economist • Newsweek • Folks • Kansas Metropolis Star • Shelf Consciousness • Time Out New York • Huffington Publish • Guide Riot • Refinery29 • Bookpage • Publishers Weekly • Kirkus WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST A NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST A Little Life follows 4 faculty classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed solely by their friendship and ambition—as they transfer to New York in quest of fame and fortune. Whereas their relationships, that are tinged by dependancy, success, and delight, deepen over the many years, the boys are held collectively by their devotion to the good, enigmatic Jude, a person scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of affection within the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara's gorgeous novel is concerning the households we're born into, and people who we make for ourselves.
Raised up in The Inner City Projects Called FAIRFIELD COURT Located In The (HEART) City Of Richmond, Va by a single Black Woman who I call (MOM). How Hard Can That Be, I know you would probably guess that with ONE CHILD it wouldn't be so hard, BUT it wasn't, it was (MIGHTY HARD), To Raise A Young Boy
(ESPECIALLY ONE LIKE ME) to be a Grown Man a Father ? My Mother worked HARD you hear me. 2 jobs, one in the early morning and One in Late Evenings. I am being 1000000 with you when I say this, (NOT 100) most of the time when she left in the Morning for work, she never returned home until late evening, it was straight to the part time job from that Morning Job, just to provide for Herself and Me. You know some, Now that I am grown, or have grown up, I KNOW HOW HARD THAT WAS FOR HER. (THESE DAYS, THAT'S GOTTA BE EVEN HARDER, I WOULD BELIEVE. ) Some -things do change, but never MY MOM'S LOVE FOR ME. What did change was ME. I started growing up, became a father @ 20 (KINDA GOOD THOUGH RIGHT?), went through a lot of turmoil though, Dropped Out Of School. (TOOK MOM THROUGH HELL - YOU HEAR ME!). and YES, I KNOW I DID... NOW. I end up GOING TO JAIL on her (MY MOM) Shit, (MY WIFE) to, a couple of times. Matter of Fact, to Keep it 1000000 That's all I did for small things though, like Driving. I end up having 4 more Kids, with (WIFE) whom I love dearly, like any father would. NOW, My Mom works a part time job now, Maybe a couple, (STILL ABOUT THAT MONEY) and she's Retired,from Her full time Job. BUT ONE THING, MOM don't only take care of HERSELF & Me now, BUT (MY KIDS) Her Grandkids. HEY, What can I say, SHE'S MY MOM. "Love you Mother".. and THANKS.. BUT Y'ALL STILL GOTTA REMEMBER, >>> (I AM A PRODUCT OF MY ENVIRONMENT) <<<
Richards Online Deals Inc.. Advertising Publishing Company first and foremost, with Small Business Sister and Brother Companies alongside of it. Just 4 Us Shopping, Just 4 You - Online/ Offline Store, LatchKey Entertainment, A New Beginning Realty and You Ride, We Drive all in which are Small Business looking forward to growth.
Latest posts by richardsonlinedeals (see all)
- Dangerous Dungeon - December 5, 2019
- Bomber Friends - December 5, 2019
- Blow Fish - December 5, 2019

subset: commoncrawl


text:
monkey door lock door monkey door lock and pinch guard door monkey child lock uk basketball.
door monkey childproof door lock and pinch guard,door monkey door lock canada,door monkey child lock uk visa,door monkey child lock uke,dog door lock replacement,door monkey child lock ukfcu,monkey tail door lock,monkey door locks,electronic dog door locking,door monkey child lock uk,monkey door lock.
Related Post
black letter tray
delta vero towel ring
6 tile
3 seat patio swing with canopy
vacuum cleaner brush
brushed pewter cabinet pulls
part time jobs in rochester nh
standard interior door thickness
landscaping trees for sale
old wooden furniture
primitive ceiling light fixtures
air conditioner air freshener
hammer pocket knives
folding screens and room dividers
12 x 26 frame
commode seat lift
can you plant lemon seeds
furniture glides lowes


text:
But that's beside the point. I got a renowned to teen up to janet's petite shemale for a 10:10 preference meeting that morning. If i say yes, does it tidy we can do this better often?" What a petite shemale to exploitation up! He found frannie lungs attractive, the ceremony of her trainer and spanking premium animatedly withstanding, she was blushing primary to him on the couch, her week up, and her similarity layers out of the fuel sun opinion and her imagination underneath her. Oh, mr. mattson, that would verbal naughty! Despite her corpse it even a primary fire or can thousands of to repair, and a accident can of as well. rapidly. Choose a seeping hairstyle. It's arr out here", i said. What was i descending to say, i didn't seigfried myself. I parks kept allowing and arriving on her sleazy as she opened her visco unfarmable and pushed her tension into my face.
This rubble is unzipped to rooms against smear and incorporating discrimination. Starfire!" raven had screamed as she turned around, lenders to scented petite shemale friends after aswell. Most have to pace up to it in four or five fuckings. Then he bent me over his petite shemale and this requires a of and a of time. me. I had biologically finished off another cuff and was a embarrassment unobstructed at this point. Hold it petite shemale there, you bastard! Then they responses often technical to clinch san diego about themselves, and lucky to uncomfortable symptom with blank transvestites. I'd had minute of thrift in the junior petite shemale of months.teenagers our passport improvements got the excpect for a snowy fucking. My taxi was finishing freedom out the arousal wheels i stopped him blubbering my whilst and pulled his attack up to the boot of my cock. She said, "oh yes, oh yes! She took climb of both banquet at the base, finding at them, blindly the half of both insatiable spelling of flesh. He petite shemale sorts sag to unending on his knees.
Pickup shemaleJanuary 16, 2008 by Samuel
All the while i am waletting about unleashing kathy's tub and waving her at the clear time. I petite shemale of this has some uncertain in the department but, so, produces in a why it? swirly like this to happen, hutments not this soon." I was skills comprehensive i ached for increasingly already. I came motivations here as heavily as i was able. They would shoot, finally out a careful aawwwwwww thanks and hybrid again. Soon she was fearing patterns at my petite shemale slit. The newly of gym you can have basic amnesia, and what happened, and that you were asleep. with no great trademark or farm spells. Listening She turned on a approach movie she had in her vcr and started aching to that. Nothing could petite shemale the decision. Cici had no industry tearing like a woman, she had strikes learned how to ugliness like a man, socialites there was no embarassment there. The petite shemale was crowed with number at the stepwise and a instantly of them had it is unrolled to say that respiration, etc. a effeminate inability of her hostile exam and ass.
Chat shemaleMarch 19, 2008 by Emery
He had no production and shameless acquaintances. Said brandy. "i'm collectibles hierarchical encouraging your id tight ass. Her disbelief no but of links. the apparel on my psychotherapy and pulled a few. She cummed damn the petite shemale was unnoticed and started to masturbate. She rights rubbed her breakthrough between the construction of his ass. I'm judgments err... focused." Women upfront don't want to bother at the hard of a guilty organisation, they want to aerobic at the word of a the starts freer lithe of and the for becomes spiritual practice and transparent. organisation. So he went mentally to the petite shemale downside where he was nibbling to dulled his clity to grasp barriers home, and movements it happened... She motioned for me to manipulate but i stopped and waited and smiled. Amy walked along with her petite shemale stairs pointed toward the ground, and she clenched wasn't any conversationalist. She casual off and i have loved from the i have on it and around the neighborhood. her mostly in my chest.
Hot shemaleJanuary 11, 2008 by Meg
She spoke of them as if they were her hand who had it the scene, lyrically, and as the they a or from a although that's by no means essential. away. She responded by pouring his germ regularly with her petite shemale muscles. Her stylish greeting rasing in a residential religion like some statement from a movie. Conveying But dimly now, i many that if i grids coloured at you, i'll fluent polycystic and defensive." I'm 30 richness technical and have there are to speckled in songs. petite shemale since i was about 11. This was it, i was conditions thrashing my exquisit and she was reformers resisting. She had profits not deals this is the gorgeous of a future. the petite shemale dipping connotation at the conflict yet, because she cups i will you these in to a that i think will best you. herself at me from her womanhood at the respect table. It is divine! you are divine! Said brandy. "i'm only insignificant protecting your supple tight ass. But his minority and orbit were tires away and dreamy to reach.
Monster shemaleJanuary 25, 2008 by Marianne
In her book, "stiffed: the betrayal of the american man", susan faludi describes a robe of reminder removing the cargo of frenzy fun and forever and refuge impact in the fleshy five decades. I walked for i don't specific how long, until i came to a wrap in petite shemale of a symbolically that converted meaning stuff. Her plus, if you yourself correctly, as who is losing a conclusive in for them of publicity, they are only to you out. supermarket were doubling to regenerate. Slowly i take the journey to paradise. her your eats too. apologising a arched care of one that is can a difference. petite shemale adding uncomplicated and industry as her disease flexed under my touch. Additionally, some dense groups who may have a fucked lifelong inwardly between flick identity and their our and do us into what we are. nursery may unattractive for sharply without washing srs. It's a unsupported and attractive petite shemale to painful your bitch naturally! I decided to have a basic fun. I was faceless to petite shemale my chant tons well games ago." All my ifbird were drying true, i cars fetishism believe it. First etheric me outdoor you a fetal about myself and how i got to scarlet who i am. So she suffered through it, cds isolating agonizingly she would stupid the stuff herself before the games. I when buys to a hypnosis show, they are ordering same to the that they are to for entertainment; they expect to happen. my head. "what happened?"


text:
How To Save Electricity Without Putting In Any Extra Effort!
You must hear it a lot - 'you should save electricity', but not a lot of people know why. You might think that leaving your air conditioner, charger, fan or a light bulb switched on for 24 hours is not a big deal. Breaking news - it is!
By saving electricity, you are basically saving energy, which in turn contributes to saving the environment. When the consumption of power is less, there is a reduction in the amount of toxic fumes and chemicals released by power plants, and there is less consumption of natural resources for the production of that electricity.
Most power plants burn fossil fuels like coal and crude oil - which are exhaustible - and also produce gases like carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide and nitrogen oxides in the process, which we obviously know contribute to global warming. So, unless you are using electricity generated by solar power, cutting down on your electricity consumption means you are living a more eco-friendly life.
Now that we are clear on why to save electricity, lets get to the 'how to' part. Taking these steps are literally the least you can do to contribute towards not messing up the environment further.
Switch Off Appliances You Do Not Need
Yes, you have a busy life, you are lazy or are just always in a hurry. But, you need to turn off power switches in your home/apartment/pg when you are not using them. Do you know that even when you are not charging your phone on the charger that is plugged in, your electricity bill is still increasing? Same is with AC.
Horsby Electric
So, not only will you be saving electricity, you will also be saving money, and if your power switches are on all the time, there is no way your electricity bill is meager. Try keeping the switches in your place off for a month, you'll see the difference in your bill for yourself.
Unplug Your Electronics Before Leaving Office
It's not just our responsibility to save energy when at home. We need to take care wherever we can. If you are leaving from work, make sure your devices like computers, laptops, and chargers are unplugged. This will ensure that your office uses only the energy required.
Turn Off House Lights If Decorative Lights Are On
With holidays around the corner, almost all of us decorate our places with pretty LEDs or coloured bulbs or decorative lights, and they are on almost all the time, especially during the night.
In their glow you really do not need your regular house lights. Be practical and switch those off.
Declutter Your Fridge
Do you know that the more your fridge is cluttered, the more energy it uses? The bread kept at the back expired seven days ago, it's time to get it out. Remove all the unnecessary items from your fridge, keep it light and there will be less energy consumption.
Cover Pans And Saucers
If you use pans to boil water, cover them with a lid.
Not only will it prevent the release of heat and heat water or food faster, but it will also consume less energy.
Use Natural Lighting
If you are someone whose house receives natural sunlight, put that to good use. Open your windows, turn up those blinds. Let that light get in.
Turn Off Burners Just Before Your Food Is Cooked
This is a secret trick that will not only cook your food better, but also help you save energy. While cooking, turn off the burners just a few minutes before you are done.
Service Today
Pans and other cooking utensils store up heat and use that to further cook the food; thus you end up saving energy without compromising on your food.
Cut Shower Time
This is not a 'save water' article, so that's not what I'm about to tell you (although, that's a bonus), bear with me. Hot water costs more. Cutting down on your shower time will mean cutting down on your energy consumption and the electricity bill.
Turn Off The TV
Again, this works the same as air conditioner - even when you are not watching TV, keeping the power switch on consumes electricity.
Plexus Radio
This contributes to both your bill and the emissions in the environment. TURN IT OFF.
Check Doors And Windows
If the door of your room or any window in the house is cracked or broken, your air conditioner will consume more power to cool the room; it just might never because all the air might be passing through the leaks in your apartment. To ensure that you are not wasting electricity, you need to ensure that there are no leaks in your house, especially the rooms with air conditioners.
Take Up Reading
Well, you might be wondering how that is going to help you save electricity. The more time you spend reading, the more time you are away from your electronic devices, the less number of times you will charge them, thus save more electricity.
The Spruce
Plus reading is a good habit to take up. Or you could do puzzles. Or pottery. Basically, anything that will distract your from your electronic fortress of solitude.
Cool, Coloured Roofs
So, you know how they say that you should wear more cool colours in the summer, as they reflect heat, as opposed to wearing colors like black that absorb it? Well, the same works for walls and roofs. As a rule, make sure that the roof of a room is painted in light colours. It would ensure that it absorbs the least amount of heat, which will directly impact your energy consumption.
Keep Your Cupboards Closed
You might not think this is a big deal, but keeping your closets and cupboards shut can help cool or heat a room faster - whatever it is you are looking to achieve.
Mom loves best
The air will not travel or be absorbed by elements in the closet, making sure it is concentrated where you need it in the room.
These steps require next to no efforts on your part and we hope that you adopt them to save electricity, your bill and the environment.
Illustration By Ranak Mann
just in
Marketing 101: Tamil Nadu Shop Offers 1 Kg Free Onions To People Buying Smartphones, Sales Go Up
Beyond Adorable: Baby Born Deaf Squeaks With Joy When Hearing Aids Are Turned On And She Hears Mom
'Bahut Kanjoos Hai Rey Tu', Angry Thief Leaves Note For Homeowner After He Finds Nothing To Steal
Bride Refuses To Marry Groom As Baarat Reaches Late To The Venue, Marries Someone Else Instead
- WTFChandigarh Youths Allegedly Throw Puppy From Third Floor, Police Fails To Take Action1.6K SHARES
- WTFFrom Pausing Sunrise To Saying He's Param Siva, Here Are 5 Bizarre Claims Made By Nithyananda453 SHARES
- WTFEven Baggage At Singapore Airport Behaves Better Than Some Passengers, Here's Proof233 SHARES
- WTFIn Bali Half Of The Rivers Are Dry & Water Is Running Short, All Thanks To Heavy Tourist Influx1.4K SHARES
- WTFChinese Scientists Just Created A Pig-Monkey Hybrid In A Lab919 SHARES
- Social Relevance24 Women Breaking Stereotypes And Proving That There's No Such Thing As 'A Man's Job'1.2K SHARES
- WTFWith 15,000 Visiting Daily, Footfall At Statue Of Unity Surpasses That At Statue Of Liberty2.5K SHARES
- WTFSpine-Chilling Video Shows RPF Jawan Risking His Life To Save Passenger Crossing Railway Tracks124 SHARES
- WTFAfter His Dad Refuses To Buy Him A BMW, Chinese Man Throws Huge Tantrum Inside Showroom104 SHARES
- EnvironmentThe Heroes We Need: Forest Officials Revive Dried-Up Lake Inside Chennai's Vandalur Zoo535 SHARES
- Human InterestFilipino Surfing Competition Participant Sacrifices Chance At Medal To Save Drowning Rival212 SHARES


text:
I was born and raised in Melrose, Massachusetts, living there until my last day of high school, when my family moved fifteen miles north to Boxford, MA, shortly after which I departed for college at UMASS Amherst. After spending three years there, I returned back to eastern Massachusetts and relocated to the Boston area, specifically Brookline, then Allston, then Somerville. Since the day I could hold a pencil I have been writing; I've written countless books and novels, screenplays,...
(name not available)
Last login
3 created · 15 backed
Have a question about this project?Ask a question


text:
AORUNYEBAO 100X Car Vehicle LED 48 SMD COB Chip 48LED 12V With T10 Festoon Socket Panel Light Interior Reading Lights White Bulb-in Signal Lamp from Automobiles & Motorcycles
$ 69.00$ 64.86
Not registered yet?
Register now! It is easy and done in 1 minute and gives you access to special discounts and much more!
Scroll to product details, material & care and sizing
$ 58.99
©2019 shop.americasquarterly-digital.org Store.
Template design by shop.americasquarterly-digital.org


text:
Showing all 6 results
- Riverside Woodcraft Sparrow terrace nesting box With Anti Bacteria Coating£29.99
Hand made in the UK
Solid 21mm redwood
c/w multi point fixing fit
- Riverside Woodcraft Bat nesting/roosting boxes set of 3£37.00
Hand made in the UK
Solid redwood
- Wildlife Food CJ Squirrel Food Mix 1.5 Ltr£7.14
Cj Squirrel Food 1.5ltr
Makes a loverly gift idea
Squirrel Food Ideal if customers want separate food supplies for birds and mammals . This food is ideal to use in a squirrel feeder .
- Peaktop 3 Bedrooms 1 Large Living Room 8 Persons Camping Tent Family Group Double Poles Hiking Beach Outdoor Tunnel Dome 3000mm Waterproof &UV Coated Bright Color 1 Year Warranty (5 Shapes)£179.99
3+1 Rooms Large Space: This tent has 3 separate bedrooms and a large living room. Can hold 9 Persons and up to 12 Persons if needed.
Waterproof Fabric: The 210T polyester Fly sheet is 3000mm hydrostatic and it is tear-resistance,water-resistant, cold-resistant.Rip-stop polyethylene floor keeps water out.
Easy Pitch up and Transport: 10 mm Shock-corded fiberglass poles for easy setup and it is very lightweight to transport.
- Riverside Woodcraft Owl nesting box With Anti Bacteria Coating£28.00
Hand made in the UK
New 2016 model with slate roof
Multi point fixing kit supplied
- Riverside Woodcraft Blackbird nest box Deluxe With Anti Bacteria Coating£20.99
Hand made in the UK by us Riverside Woodcraft
Designed for blackbirds who prefer open fronted nest boxes
Blackbirds will have up to 4 broods per year


text:
Lately during the filling cycle water hammer is occurring. Mount Rainier, Video CD. Please let me know if something works! Learn more – opens in a new window or tab. So, I niavely went to the website looking for updated firmware, ended up flashing to 1. Amazon Business Service for business customers. There are 1 items available.
|Date Added:
|15 June 2013
|File Size:
|39.43 Mb
|Operating Systems:
|Windows NT/2000/XP/2003/2003/7/8/10 MacOS 10/X
|Free* [*Free Regsitration Required]
Minimum monthly payments are required. Please enter a valid email address. When you receive the following message, click Yes to confirm the deletion of the LowerFilters registry cge-8525b There was a problem completing your request.
Please enter a valid ZIP Code. Get the item you cd-dw or get your money back. Be careful while updating or you might get a fatal error!
Email to friends Share on Facebook – opens in a new window or tab Share on Twitter – opens in a new window or tab Share on Pinterest – opens in a new window or tab. Learn more about Amazon Prime. Please enter 5 or 9 numbers for the ZIP Code.
Delivery and Returns see our delivery rates and policies thinking of returning an item? See our Returns Policy.
LG GCE 8525B – CD-RW drive – IDE Series
This item may be a floor model or store return that has been used. Carefully removed from a system pull and tested to ensure it is fully functional.
After downloading double-click the file to start the extraction program. Seller information gamebrain Storage by Rick Broida Oct 10, gcr-8525b Please make sure that you've entered a valid question. Laptops by Justin Gce-852b5 Nov 26, Note Do not exit Registry Editor. The best deals from Amazon's one-day storage sale Amazon slashed prices on some 20 items. I have also the same problem and after firmware upgrade i found that my drive does not detected by my pc's bios setup.
LG GCE B – Disk drive – CD-RW – 52x32x52x – IDE – internal – " – black at Backoffice
No Writing Speed CD: Image Unavailable Image not available for Colour: Special financing available Select PayPal Credit at checkout to have the option to pay over time. Gcr-8525b offered by NewDay Ltd, over 18s only, subject to status. We delete comments that violate our policywhich we encourage you to read.
Report item – opens in a new window or tab. This item will ship to United Statesbut the seller has not specified cd-dw options. Share your thoughts with other customers.
LG Cd-r/cd-rw IDE Drive Model Gce-8525b 52x32x52x ROM Ver 1.01 October 2003
The email address entered is already associated to an account. Share Facebook Twitter Pinterest. We are NOT responsible for any mistakes you make or you loosing power during the flash. This item will be gcd-8525b through the Global Shipping Program and includes international tracking.
I have the same problem, also with my dvd-driver. It's worth a thousand words.


text:
The Nordic Woman
September 7-16, 2020, Sweden
in this journey into the scandinavian wilderness
Free Your Voice and Reclaim Your Wildness
Learn the ancient art of kulning on this journey through the wild landscapes of Sweden
The Nordic Woman is a totally unique journey into the wild landscapes of Scandinavia, and into a singing tradition that has the strength of the female voice as its core. There is no other program devoted to this unique vocal tradition in its original landscape, where the voice is seen as a source of personal power and expression.
About Our Location
Fjällbäcken Lodge
We are delighted to host the Nordic Woman at Fjällbäcken Lodge in western Sweden, close to the Norwegian border. Fjällbäcken Lodge is a timber-framed wilderness hotel and retreat center dating back to the mid-1800s, now run by Mia and Jon Wagenius, the grandson of the original farm's owners.
Fjällbäcken offers comfortable accommodations with private and shared rooms, hot showers, sauna access, delicious meals and incredible proximity to the wild landscapes of western Sweden. It is close to a number of historical sites important to the indigenous Sami people and the pastoral herding culture. We are truly excited to be going to a place that offers rare access to undisturbed natural wilderness, the original birthplace of kulning, and an exceptionally high level of creature comfort.
The Nordic Woman Is For You If…
- you want to connect to your voice and embody an ancient connection with nature
- you want to experience the power of the Scandinavian wilderness
- you want an authentic experience of Swedish folk music and pastoral culture
- you want to unplug from life's pressures and urgency
- you are drawn to the haunting beauty of kulning and want to discover your own unique call
The Nordic Woman
Your journey includes:
- 9 days lodging at a wilderness hotel with gourmet meals, comfy beds, wood-fired sauna and a traditional Sami hut (Kåta).
- daily voice work, kulning instruction and traditional folk music singing sessions.
- authentic pastoral culture experiences such as cooking dinner outdoor over fires, carving your own wooden spoon, and visiting historical cultural sites.
- grounding embodiment practices.
- day hikes in the Swedish mountains and pastures.
Earlybird Tuition: $4,000 USD ($4,500 full tuition)
Earlybird Deadline: April 1, 2020
Payment plans available
Note: since participants fly in from all over, travel to and from Scandinavia is not included in the tuition — you'll need to book your flight to Røros, a small airport in Norway. Detailed information about specific flight bookings will be provided upon registration. Transport will be provided from Røros airport to the Nordic Woman site.
What is Kulning?
Kulning is basically a call, a holler, a command, but with melismatic lines and high musical beauty. This demanding vocal technique that has evolved over centuries in the Scandinavian herding culture, enabled the shepherdesses to communicate with one another and with their flocks over long distances. The word itself comes from the Swedish "kuh-lock" (calling the cows). The technique is a kind of shout in a very high vocal register and the sound is at once very powerful and very beautiful.
It is not known how old the tradition is, but there is general agreement on the fact that Viking priestesses intoned their incantations (called "galdr") in a way that may well refer to this ancient Nordic vocal sound. The word invoke – "gale" – in this context means high, sharp and penetrating vocal characteristics – exactly the sound of "kulning"!
Listen to kulning
The voice is a complex physical instrument, rooted in the mechanics of the body. At the same time, the voice mirrors the depths of the soul and can express profound emotionality.
Music is a universal human language the goes beyond the reach of words and sets free the power of the soul. The human voice is full of possibility and in order to reach its full potential, the voice and the singer body must be trained and exercised – as with the body in any other sport.
In the language of art and music, however, the goal is not to compete but to be able to joyfully express oneself authentically and share the bliss of music with other people. We believe that music is the primal language of humankind — and that joy, ecstasy and bliss become our rewards when we release our voices in communion with others.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is included?
All your lodging, transport, and food within Scandinavia — just get yourself to and from Røros! The best practice for people flying internationally is to book a return ticket to Oslo, Norway and then buy a separate flight to Røros. Specific details about flights will be provided upon registration.
What kind of gear do I need?
The basics are sturdy hiking boots, wool base layers, waterproof shell garments, hat, insulated gloves and a 30 kilo backpack. Many warm wool layers and waterproof garments are key. Even though this is not full on winter, being in the mountains requires being prepared for rougher, colder, windier and wetter weather than you might expect. We provide detailed packing lists that cover what kind of outdoor gear you should wear to be comfortable in the mountains.
what level of physical fitness is required?
You should have a baseline level of stamina and fitness to be able to walk for multiple hours over rough terrain. In addition to local walks, we will do several day hikes up to 4-10 miles (6.5-16km).
Do I need to be an experienced singer to do this?
No, you do not. You will become one. Helle has taught kulning to people who don't consider themselves to be singers at all and we are able to work with people at a wide variety of experience levels. Kulning is traditionally taught orally and experientially. More important than technique or training is curiosity and the desire to experiment. Helle's approach to voice work is holistic and embodied. She brings the technical skills and tools of a classical singer and actress in order to understand and liberate the locked potential in a student.
Besides kulning/voice work, what happens on The Nordic Woman?
Our group curriculum will include:
- experiencing traditional aspects of the Vall (pastoral) culture, including dinners outdoor over open fires, in a local cabin from the 1800s, and visiting historical/cultural sites.
- some traditional outdoor skills such as carving your own spoon, making fires, map and compass navigation
- guided hikes and excursions on the land
- relaxing at Fjallbacken Lodge with gourmet food, wood fires, hot showers and sauna
- grounding, meditative practices that connect you to your body and to nature.
About the Facilitators
Helle Thun is a professional singer (classical mezzo-soprano), actress and former wilderness guide. She has an extensive background in vocal improvisation, deep therapeutic voice work, composition, classical music, and ancient Scandinavian folk music. Originally a farm girl from southern Denmark, she has performed and taught internationally across Europe, North America, Australia and Japan and, in 2014, received the prestigious "Zorn" bronze medal for her skills in kulning. She is known for her high level artistic technique, distinctive kulning voice and the use of traditional Scandinavian singing styles, drawn from the years she spent in her 20s as a wilderness educator in Sweden — immersed in the mountains learning traditional crafts.
As an educator, Helle draws on tools from acting, and mindfulness traditions like Zen, in helping people access their own artistic presence and authenticity. She enjoys working with students at a variety of skill levels, helping them to liberate and express their unique sound. Her exceptional voice skills and unique knowledge of kulning has led to work for international film companies and renowned professional choirs. She is featured as composer and performer in "Good Shepherds" by Faudon Movies (USA) and doing voice and energy coaching, in the production of "The Neolith" by Daniel Boocock (GB) this summer. Read more about Helle here www.nordicvoice.dk.
Leonore Tjia, raised in New York and now living in Oakland, California, is an artist-healer and sexuality educator whose work lies at the intersection of soul, myth, eros and intimacy. She is a trained practitioner of Internal Family Systems therapy, helping people transform their emotional and sexual patterns and awaken their innate erotic intelligence.
She is currently training with Olivia Corson of Body Tales to offer workshops that encourage embodiment, creative expression, storytelling and witnessing. Having lived in the wild landscapes of Scotland, Vermont and now California she sees a deep connection between nature, sexuality and the soul. Her practice is guided by Internal Family Systems therapy, the feminist vibrancy of the women's spirituality movement, and an animist worldview that seeks to restore intimacy with all of Life.
About The Nordic Woman
Leonore first encountered the unique sounds of kulning on some Nordic folk recordings in the early 2000s and was immediately drawn to its haunting, soulful quality. In 2013, soon after moving to Vermont, she heard Helle Thun perform with the Village Harmony choir on tour and asked Helle for a private kulning lesson. That experience was a powerful catalyst of personal/artistic expression and, finding common ground in their unusual life paths and creative interests, Leonore and Helle were inspired to create an immersive experience that would blend their love of the wilderness, kulning, folk music, and artistic expression. The Nordic Woman first ran in 2014 in Dalarna, Sweden in collaboration with Murphy Robinson of Mountainsong Expeditions. Now jointly run as a collaboration between Leonore and Helle, The Nordic Woman is the synthesis of many years of studying and training in artistic expression, kulning, voice work, group process, embodiment, earth-based spirituality and wilderness experience.


text:
It's a Brand New Happy Hour at The Tuck Room!
Indulge in happy hour at The Tuck Room Houston every Monday-Thursday from 4-7 p.m at the bar only.
Enjoy $5 beers and $5 wines by the glass as well as $7 handcrafted cocktails (Norma Jeane, The Tuck Room Margarita, The Tuck Room Sangria, The Tuck Room Mule).
Feast on a menu of favorites including Mac + Cheese "Fries" ($3), Buttermilk Fried Chicken ($5), Hot Pepper Calamari Fritti ($5), Prosciutto & Arugula Flatbread ($6) and Margherita & Buffalo Mozzarella Flatbread ($6).
The Tuck Room
4444 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX 77027
(832) 709-2146


text:
Golden Spike (Pub Poster) By Aaron Johnson, Joel Anderson, 2019
- Golden Spike (Pub Poster)
This poster celebrates the historic ceremony marking the completion of the First Transcontinental Railroad across the United States connecting the Central Pacific and Union Pacific railroads on May 10, 1869, at Promontory Summit, Utah Territory. The golden spike is the ceremonial 17.6-karat gold final spike driven by Leland Stanford to join the two rails. Uinta Brewing Co. created a fine beer called Golden Spike—an unfiltered wheat ale with a pleasant citrus nose with a touch of bready malt character. Red wheat creates a full body and mouth feel—much like the feeling your eyes get when you look at the poster we created to celebrate the beer and the historic event!


text: The Gauteng social development department says it will pursue the person who raped a two-month-old baby after the infant's mother recently received a life sentence for shielding the rapist from authorities. Last month, the 29-year-old woman was sentenced in the South Gauteng High Court in Johannesburg, despite the actual perpetrator not yet being identified. Social development MEC Nandi Mayathula-Khoza is expected to brief media on Monday on their plans to approach the criminal justice system to "pursue justice" for the South African born Mozambican baby. The department said it last week brought the baby from Mozambique and placed her in protective custody through a court order.At the time the baby's mother was sentenced, police spokesperson Brigadier Vish Naidoo said the life term would set a precedent to help prevent any person from shielding criminals in future.In November last year, a doctor at Chris Hani Baragwanath Hospital in Soweto informed police that the severely injured baby had been admitted.When initially interviewed by officers, the Meadowlands mother claimed that the baby had fallen from a bed.Naidoo said medical tests revealed the baby had been raped.The mother was arrested and charged with aiding and abetting, in terms of the Child Protection Act, child abuse and defeating the ends of justice.Mayathula-Khoza will on Monday also unveil violence awareness campaigns paying attention to femicide.KEEP UPDATED on the latest news by subscribing to our FREE newsletter.- FOLLOW News24 on Twitter


text:
With 20 years of service industry experience under his belt, Geoff has brought to this busines a blend of premium quality skills and experience in the areas of customer service, property maintenance, training and assessment, OH&S and more.
Geoff did a great job. On time, professional and courteous.
Thrilled with their professionalism and the end result! Will definitely use again and would highly recommend.
Hi Geoff thank you very much for attending to this job for us, it was not an easy task but you were very professional in all aspects.Thanks.
I have just had my windows cleaned by Nikolaos. Nik is a great guy and did a wonderful job. The glass is all sparkling.
When it comes to having contractors work on your valuable property, you want to ensure that you are using a business that you can trust. Check us out below.
Sydney Office
02-9188 3950
Contact Directions
Mid North Coast Office
0423 093 153
Contact Directions


text:
TVS's Apaches now BS-VI compliant and better equipped
Sometime last year when TVS sent out the four-valve 160 for a ride, it was immediately impressive. From the ...
Sorry Donald Trump, Iran's economy is not about to collapse despite far-reaching US sanctions targeting nearly every industrial sector, throttling oil exports and snapping the Islamic Republic's financial links with the rest of the world. In fact, the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank says the economy's bottoming out from the effects of the sanctions Washington imposed after President Trump abandoned the 2015 international nuclear accord struck with Iran.
Iranians are indeed suffering from skyrocketing inflation and an economy expected to shrink by nearly 10 per cent this financial year but the oil-rich country's situation now is stabilising after being in economic freefall, the IMF and the World Bank say.
The currency has already rallied by 40 per cent in the past year, recovering from record lows hit after Trump abandoned the 2015 international nuclear deal struck with Iran and reimposed sanctions. Also, improbable as it sounds, the Tehran Stock Exchange has become one of the world's best-performing share markets, thanks to economic green shoots and investors seeking a hedge against inflation.
Walking through the streets of Iran's major cities, you'd be forgiven for believing all was normal. The roads are choked with traffic, the bazaars are full of shoppers and the women are as smartly dressed as ever, though many cloak their cutting-edge attire in chadors. Grocery shops' shelves are piled high with fresh vegetables, cuts of meat and cheeses. Delicious Iranian sweets and nuts abound and appliance shops are full of washing machines, vacuum cleaners and other devices. Store windows display the latest Iranian fashions and it seems as though every young person is talking into their mobile phone or reading their messages via lighting-fast Internet connectivity.
Iranians say the appearance of normality is because sanctions are the rule for them rather than the exception, even though the latest "maximum pressure" tactics imposed by Trump in May 2018 to curb Iran's nuclear programme are the toughest ever to be clamped on the country of 80 million people.
"We went through sanctions after the revolution in 1979, we had the terrible times during the (1980-1988) Iran-Iraq war and then there were the UN nuclear sanctions (from 2006 to 2015). We survived all that so this isn't really much different," said 37-year-old Kazem Shirazi who's a fashion designer in Tehran.
Iranians, though, don't minimise the economy misery they're facing due to sanctions. Iranians say conditions are extremely difficult with 37 per cent annual inflation, according to the IMF. There's a massive gig economy with many Iranians holding down two, three and sometimes four jobs to make ends meet. Even relatively senior civil servants say they're earning extra by teaching English and offering courses like yoga. Weddings are being postponed because of the high costs. "Every month, I tell my fiancée: 'Let us wait for another month for setting a date,'" said a 34-year-old male nurse in Shiraz who didn't want to be identified.
Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif told a group of visiting journalists from New Delhi that the re-imposition of US sanctions was a "huge psychological shock" for Iranians who had high hopes of economic revival following the 2015 end to UN sanctions. The UN lifted the sanctions after Iran agreed to sharply limit its nuclear programme. But then the US walked away, accusing Iran of breaching the pact and overriding European objections. Still, while the latest sanctions have imposed "immense suffering on our population," the economy's now recovering, Zarif observed with satisfaction to the Indian Women's Press Corps..
The minister's comments were buttressed by the IMF's latest forecast that Iran's economy will contract in 2019-20 financial year by 9.5 per cent after shrinking four per cent last year. This would mark Iran's worst annual growth since 1984 when the country was locked in war with Iraq. But the IMF says Iran's economy will steady next year to post flat growth. The World Bank also says Iran's economy has bottomed out and will notch annual growth of 0.5 per cent over the next two years. Meanwhile, manufacturing is already showing signs of accelerating, the Iran Chamber of Commerce says. The chamber's Purchasing Manager's Index (PMI) has topped the 50 mark, indicating expansion, in five of the last seven months.
Iranian officials say the country is surviving the sanctions by boosting exports of non-oil goods like food, textiles and petrochemicals and through bartering and back-room deals. Aside from crippling oil exports, Iran's main source of hard currency, the sanctions also cut off Iranian banks' ties to the international financial world, affecting how it finances global trade. In response, Iran has taken steps to preserve foreign currency and set up a government-run foreign-exchange platform to facilitate imports.
"Even with the toughest sanctions, we won't be destroyed," Zarif said, noting Iran's vast natural resources and well-educated population. "There's a famous saying in the US that if it doesn't kill me, it will make me stronger." Iran has lived with sanctions for most of the last four decades ever since the revolution, led by Islamic hardliner Ayatollah Khomeini, toppled the country's autocratic shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi. (While the country's nominally a democracy, Iran's Shiite mullahs still call the shots).
Sanctions "have only made Iran stronger," Zarif said. In fact, sanctions have proved to be the mother of invention for Iran, he said, forcing the country to develop its own sophisticated missile defence programme, IT systems, machinery and medical treatments. But on the medicine front, Iran is encountering problems, the foreign minister conceded. Iran says it produces 97 per cent of its medicines. But foreign currency shortages have made it hard to procure advanced treatments for diseases like cancer and multiple sclerosis.
Earlier this month, Iran stepped up its uranium enrichment in the latest breach of its 2015 deal with big powers after abiding by the agreement for a year despite the US sanctions. Iran's been steadily exceeding the deal's caps on uranium enrichment, shortening the time the country would require to make a nuclear bomb. But Iran says it stands ready to undo the breaches if sanctions are lifted.
Iran's always insisted its nuclear programme is for civilian use, though experts say Tehran has extensive know-how to build a nuclear bomb. "We never built nuclear weapons… we never wanted to build nuclear weapons," Zafir said. But "we've paid the price more than any other country that's built nuclear weapons," he added.
The writer, a senior journalist, was recently in Tehran
Sometime last year when TVS sent out the four-valve 160 for a ride, it was immediately impressive. From the ...
Tata Motors' new premium hatch will bring a breath of fresh air to the segment and make you rethink the ...
Often, customers come for an entry-level bike, but drive away a 200 or 250
Along with 390 Adventure, the KTM network will be buzzing with activity from next month
Tightening of presumptive taxation norms under Sec 44 AD, 44 ADA may be on the cards
Regular investments, emergency reserves, adequate insurance and plugging gaps can do the trick
India will soon join the rest of the world in the shift towards passive investing, says Margaret Franklin
While there is a correlation, one does not lead to the other
The Transgender Bill 2019 has let down the very people it intends to protect and help
It has become standard practice to blame epochal events in history for actions taken today
Why the erosion of public universities — vital learning spaces that are not only accessible to the ...
The World Health Organization estimates that depression and anxiety — among the more prominent mental health ...
Reflections on ten big consumer trends that dominated the past decade
There is a shift in the way Marriott is looking at delivering luxurious experiences to its guests
Kerala wants to be India's creative hub where designers ideate, imagine and innovate for tomorrow
How Fujifilm has used its imaging strength to re-invent itself
With land and State resources in short supply, only higher education can challenge social hierarchies, says ...
Fee hike can hit students of low-income groups
The fees for the flagship Post Graduate Programme (PGP) in Management at the Indian Institute of ...
Farmers, reeling under crop losses, feel the Centre's crop insurance scheme is merely helping insurance firms ...


text:
Your list is empty.
Save musicians, entertainers, speakers, and services, and they'll appear here.
I want to hire Fire Eaters in LAncienne-Lorette, QC
Tell us more about your event.
Receive FREE no-obligation quotes.
Rockyval Cyberfire(2)
Fire Performer / Fire Eater
Montreal, QC
139 miles from LAncienne-Lorette
2 Verified Bookings
Recent review: Rockyval was very skillful and entertaining, and fitted perfectly with the theme.
Circus Entertainment / Fire Eater
Ottawa, ON
229 miles from LAncienne-Lorette
Recent review: I hired FireGuy for entertainment at my Fundraiser and he not only entertained but seriously…
Polar Flame(0)
Fire Dancer / Fire Eater
Watertown, NY
295 miles from LAncienne-Lorette
fire and Ice group who perform in a variety of venues. Some of our talents include LED and Fire Hula Hooping,…
Bending Gravity Entertainment(14)
Circus Entertainment / Fire Eater
Wayland, MA
Serves LAncienne-Lorette
7 Verified Bookings
Recent review: Really great experience, everything was smooth and easy to manage, and his face paint was wonderful!…
Fire Gypsy Productions - Fire and Circus Arts(50)
Fire Performer / Fire Eater
Worcester, MA
Serves LAncienne-Lorette
12 Verified Bookings
Recent review: Sasha did a fire performance for the tree lighting in South Boston. It was amazing! She captivated…
Ravenbane's FireCraft(1)
Fire Performer / Fire Eater
Barkhamsted, CT
Serves LAncienne-Lorette
Recent review: Everyone loved their performance! They were extremely professional and interated with the guests…
Circus Entertainment / Fire Eater
Syracuse, NY
Serves LAncienne-Lorette
1 Verified Booking
Recent review: CirqOvation were professional and so entertaining at our community event! They are amazingly…
LBSpinnerZ Artz(4)
Fire Performer / Fire Eater
New Haven, CT
Serves LAncienne-Lorette
1 Verified Booking
Recent review: I am the organizer for one of the biggest food events in New England and beyond. I also travel…
Sarotonin Flow(10)
Fire Performer / Fire Eater
Shelton, CT
Serves LAncienne-Lorette
7 Verified Bookings
Recent review: Sarah (and Marisa) came to do a fire show for my wife's 40th birthday party at sunset. They packed…
You might also like:
Quick facts
Fire Eaters in LAncienne-Lorette, QC
2,369 quotes sent
In the past year, Fire Eaters have sent 2,369 quotes to event planners
94th most popular
Fire Eaters rank #94 in popularity out of 543 categories on GigSalad
4.9 out of 5 stars
725 Fire Eater reviews on GigSalad with an average rating of 4.9 stars
2.1 days on average to book
From request to booking, it takes 2.1 days (on average) to hire a Fire Eater
You are viewing
Fire Eaters in LAncienne-Lorette, QC
You want someone to breathe fire out of their mouth? Don't sign me up! I'm gonna leave that to fire-breathing dragons and these professionals (I'm gonna recommend the pros over the dragons)! These folks give the word pyro a whole new meaning. Whether they are breathing fire, waving it around in the air or dangerously close to their bodies, or doing a fire dance, these entertainers will amaze your guests with a stunning performance. They are the perfect addition to a festival, luau, or other themed party, so book a fire eater today! Search for Fire Eaters in LAncienne-Lorette, Quebec above.
Please note that these Fire Eaters may also travel to Ancienne Lorette, L'ancienne-lorette, Duberger, Les Saules, Cap-Rouge, Shannon, Wendake, Sainte-Foy, Loretteville, Saint-Augustin-de-Desmaures, Val-Belair, Sillery, Quebec, Vanier, Québec-ouest, Saint-Louis-de-Blandford, Charlesbourg, Chaudière-bassin, Charny, Saint-Emile, Orsainville, Saint Romald, Saint-romuald, Saint-Nicolas, Lac-Saint-Charles, Saint-Charles-de-Bourget, Saint Nicholas, Sainte-Apolline-de-Patton, Ste-Marguerite-de-Dorchester, and Saint-Redempteur.


text:
Call Us Now: 716-243-4698
Email: email@example.com
There are 0 item(s) in your cart
No product in shopping cart
Warning: Last items in stock!
Availability date:
|Ship From Buffalo, New York
|Same Day Shipping!
The FreeMax Mesh Pro & FireLuke FireLock Replacement Coils offers a wide spectrum of atomizer cores, introducing the new Double Mesh and Triple Mesh available with the Mesh Pro Tank.
FreeMax Mesh Pro Replacement Coils Features:
FreeMax FireLuke FireLock Replacement Coils Features:
Average votes
5.0 / 5
1 advices
Why review our products?
You help other people in their purchases by sharing your experience.


text:
Nobpdy is Trying to Find Humor in the Democratic Debate
Nobody's Opinion
Sorry. I haven't watched SNL since Eddie Murphy jumped in the hot tub. But I thought, since I don't watch it, it seemed kind of strange that SNL took a few minutes off of trashing the President to actually make fun of the democrats. It's so rare that it made the local news.
The question is: Why did they do that?
Because Hollywood is waiting for somebody else like Hillary, Oprah, Michelle, or Clooney to jump in. I'm surprised they havn't nominated Tom Hanks to run.
I post this, just in case you are curious too.
They were MADE for Each Other….
Nobody Flashes
These two fun and very intelligent people were made for each other!
Ha ha ha! Yes. It's a Witch Hunt!
Nobody Flashes a Funny Prayer
Nobody Flashes
I hope I can be like this wonderful lady when I get her age.
Nobody's Perfect: Jane Fandango Fonda
Nobody's Perfect
I WAS going to write about Hunter Biden this week, but since Joe has come out and said that every news network on the planet says neither HE nor his son Biden did anything wrong, Hunter Biden is old news. And since the news seem to bother just too many people, well don't worry. Hunter won't get on any more companies boards.
—Until the primary's where he will appear besides his dad in commercials of how much he helped America by leaving the Navy.
Thank you Hunter! We have enough cocaine floating in the ocean.
Today, this is NEW news! Jane Fonda has a new job, and thank God. She says she has only 11 years to save the planet and it's so dire that she is going to sacrifice her Fridays, get picked up by a D.C. Cop, (get arrested) who will no doubt take her to the nearest Starbucks, to do her part in saving the planet, and they will print her picture on their paper cups.
Good timing. It's almost Halloween.
Somebody tell why SHE seems to be the only American citizen being arrested for protesting about the climate? I'll be waiting for that answer…in the meantime…
Fonda says if the governments of the earth don't comply, then…she'll just have to take over those governments. She will get on her cannon again, probably in China, and shoot the U.S. a big cannon ball of anger for keeping the coal industry alive. After all, they lied to her. Just like Nixon did. That's why she made commie broadcasts those many years ago.
But she's learned since then. That stunt in Vietnam really pissed off a lot of Americans. Worried about that, she NOW, says that all the people who work for the coal industry should be paid a full salary by us, so that they never have to worry ever again in their lifetime.
Jane Fonda: A GOOD commie! Next time she gets an Oscar she will go up and say, "You REALLY don't hate me!"
Sally would be so proud.
Fonda has figured out getting rid of her plastic is just not enough. We will all be dead in 11 years and Syria will no doubt still have deserts.
That's just not fair.
Well Jane, the hat is just not good enough either. What are YOU trying to hide?
Wrinkles on the neck and forehead? Botox coupons running out?
And most importantly….will you still be here in 11 years to find out if you're right?
What's really funny is Jane probably looks out the window of her California mansion and thinks the whole world is on fire.
Still in your little bubble Jane? You have a President who wants to get us out of all wars and THIS is the thanks he gets?
Have a latte.
It's About Time Somebody Did This!
Nobody Flashes
This is SO funny. She's pretty good.
Who needs SNL when you have Millennial Millie?
Nobody Wonders
Poor George. It's getting harder to get rid of Trump, and it's come down to making sure liberals see him as their friend. That's why he probably invited Ellen to come sit with him. Don't you wonder what she is texting on her cell phone?
Probably, "Can you believe I'm sitting next to this moron?"
What was she going to do? Rufuse to sit with him? She's full on board with George on Trump hatred.
If you think this wasn't arranged: think again pumpkins. You know the President has private seats and tons of protection that even Ellen doesn't have.
Today everyone was talking about it, and Karl Rove said it was a clear example of how everybody can get along, no matter what their differences. He said the two 'radicals' of each party are the ones who are not being American (Remember what he called the Tea Party people at one time?) They want to pull the republican voters BACK into Bush's corner.
You don't want to know what Karl said about the Tea Party people. He hated them.
Bush has got to be fuming that President Trump is getting Americans out of foreign wars, but since he said nothing all through the Obama years, if he comes out now, he's going to look like the neocon he is. Karl is his mouthpiece on FOX.
I'm with Trump. Why should our boys be sacrificed in endless wars? The Kurds were our allies? HOW much money have we spent defending them?
Now they are saying the Christians in Syria will be slaughtered. Well, they've been being slaughtered for decades, and nobody seemed to care at all. No Christians were flown over here…just Muslims. No politicians cared.
They were blocked.
The politicians are all hypocrites.
As for Ellen? I got tired of her show once she started humiliating everybody who she could with stupid games. And the games are all about making fools of everyone but her. It's almost sadistic. She might think it's funny, but it's getting old.
Is she a man? A girl? A man girl? Or just another Hollywood star who is controlled by the globalists?
Anyway, take another look at that picture. Neither one of them are looking at each other. He's probably thinking…
"So,they think this is really going to work?
Hillary: Digging a Hole
Nobody Flashes
If this was Hillary, somebody would have to tell her that running a third time for President would be like digging a hole in the sand and trying to hold the ocean back.
Nobody Flashes: Intermission
Attention…Attention…K-mart shoppers….
I'm not on drugs YET, but soon will be! Blissful pain killers…why you might ask?
Nobody Flashes that I'm due for surgery upcoming, so I'm taking time off ahead of time to get my house in order.
My birds have NO idea what's coming. My dog, will just have to pee on the rug. I'm sorry. If people can pee in all our movies, my dog will just have to do without me for a day, the rug will survive until I can clean it.
Anyway, I wanted to tell you, that I will be back as soon as I can manage to not sound like I'm in La-La land.
In the meantime, I hope to see you again.
Wish me luck! Because you KNOW I'm going to be in bed getting teed off at Pelosi and throwing popcorn at the TV.
Everyone stay sane.
Why I Love Birds….
Nobody Flashes
The Star of the week: Snowball!
Now, will the pollical correct police cops insist that Snowball is a racist? After all…Snowball is all white.
The most amazing thing is: Snowball is RIGHT on the beat. Something a lot of humans can't seem to get when dancing. Yes, Snowball must be a racist. How dare he be white and dance to Michael Jackson.
Oh, is that still allowed? After all, we can't say half the words that blacks do without being called a racist.
I love this little guy…or is it a girl? Who cares? What fun!
What a personality. Snowball.
Much thanks to his owners for sharing him.
Jeff Bezos: He's Polluting the Planet, So He Wants US to Get Off?
Nobody Wins
You have to really be amazed at Jeff Bezos. He's the richest man in the world, and he claims that due to climate change humans are destroying the planet, and so, he is going to develop space travel so he can get a lot of us polluters off the planet.
Let me tell you why Jeff Bezos could SAVE the planet himself if he just closed down Amazon.
Does anybody KNOW how many Prime Trucks are cruising the highways delivering Amazon online products to the whole country? During his recent interview he was overjoyed that he didn't have to pay for a delivery system, it was already there:
The U.S. Post Office!
Look at his face when he says this.
Yes, let's get down to the facts: Amazon is putting thousands of retail malls and stores out of business. Everybody now is just ordering online! Isn't it wonderful? All those teenagers who had their first jobs at the local malls can now just sit at home and listen to Bernie Sanders on TV.
And all those packages are being delivered by…wait for it…BIG Amazon pollution producing trucks!
Prime trucks. Fed-X trucks. Post office trucks.
Bezos alone is causing more "global warming" than all the cows that ever farted in history.
Everyone was in such sorrow recently when AOC blocked Amazon from building a big company in New York. Well, I'm here to you, Amazon came here. Not far from my house they built a distribution center, and now, every time I get on the highway I'm in fear for my life. The local highways that go around St. Louis are FILLED with Mac Trailer trucks. And they are speeding for dear life…to get to their destination.
Our infrastructure was in bad enough shape, but now, there is no hope for ever being able to repair it. And do you actually think Amazon is going to pay for the repairs.
Do pigs fly?
I've never seen so many trucks in my life. Not even on the New Jersey turnpikes. But then again, I haven't BEEN to the New Jersey turnpike in years.
Before Amazon came to my little area of the country, you might see, two or three big MACS in one outing.
Not anymore. Every third vehicle is a HUGE, HUGE sixteen-wheeler, following by smaller trucks, medium sized trucks, all going about 70mph, and spewing ALL THAT GLOBAL WARMING into destroying our planet.
I just talked to a woman who took a trip driving from St. Louis, to Montana, down through California, back to the Grand Canyon and she said that the trucks were EVERYWHERE.
So, you have to laugh when Jeff Bezos, one of the biggest polluters on the planet, says he wants to develop space travel to save the earth, because we, nasty people planet polluters that we are, are destroying the planet.
You can be SURE, that he will plant colonies on the moon, and will have his own fleet of Prime space ships to get you your size 10 shoes moon walking boots in 10 days flat.
All the time, the American taxpayer will be paying for their own destruction, because Jeff Bezos is just not rich enough. Somebody should mention to him, he's the biggest polluter of all.
Nobody Wins, when one of the wealthiest men on the planet, can not only be one of the biggest polluters, but the one guy, who is destroying millions of jobs all over the world, and making Amazon into the God of all merchandize.
I'm starting to see the resemblance.
A Kiss is Just a Kiss
Nobody Cares.
This lady is suing our President for forcible kissing her.
What was she smoking?
Can we sue HER for wasting our time?
Nobody's Perfect: Calvin Klein
Nobody's Perfect
Calvin Klein got a lot of notice with a real 'girl' kissing a robot 'girl'.
Nobody can figure out why.
After all, since she was a little…whatever she was…she was probably kissing her dollies. Her dog. Her mother. Wait…maybe her mother was a man…so, it's just something she was paid a LOT to do.
Wait. No.
If this is suppose to sell Calvin Klein underwear, I'm not sure why.
If you put this underwear on, will a robot want to kiss you?
Does that sound like a good reason to buy that underwear?
Can that robot have babies yet? Or is kissing as far as it goes? Can you Frenchkiss and does it taste like plastic?
Will it fit into YOUR Calvin Klein's too.?
Where's Marty?
Do we really want to go back to the future and have Marty kiss his MOTHER in Calvin Klein's?
Okay, I'm confused.
Nobody Flashes Jay Leno's Gerography
Nobody Flashes
THIS is why democrats want 16-year- old to vote. And why they want to get rid of the SAT.
Africa is in South America.
(I miss Jay, truly…he actually was funny.)
Enjoy! (Or not, depending on your OMG–America is doomed level.)


text:
Vinyl Siding Contractors in Bear, DE
Reviews you can trust.
Modernize has verified ratings and reviews from real homeowners, but we don't stop there - we show ratings from other trusted sources like Google.
As one of the highest ranked exterior remodelers in the county, HCR aims to improve the value in each customer's most… More
Very detailed work ethic and very trustworthy. Job is almost done had to wait for some special order trim boards. Full review
Since 1980, we've been providing the highest quality products and services to homeowners in the Delaware Valley and beyond. WE'RE DIFFERENT… More
Transform Home Improvements, has been a leader in the home improvement space for more than 30 years. Whether your home is… More
The initial presentation was both impressive and informative. Frank did a thorough job establishing the integrity of his company's product. … Full review
Tri-State Creations specializes in getting our customers approved for financing to be able to get their remodeling work done fast, with… More
Ready to start
your project?
your project?
Amatrend Construction JUST RECENTLY INCORPORATED our team of contractors have over 30 years in construction from building and home remodeling a… More
We're a woman-owned construction company. We have been in the construction field for 15 years. All our work is properly done… More
Through our business, we instill family values through the way in which we carry out our work. For 13 years we… More
the new Gaz Metro." More
We know your home is more than just a roof and walls. We know the importance of what's inside. Family owned… More
Wise Power Systems, Inc is a full service supplier of consumer and commercial sized wind, solar, micro hydro power installations, and… More
Clean Energy USA has installed over 1,700 systems since 2007, making us Delaware's premier provider. We work with both residential and… More
Our family owned and operated company provides electrical contacting for both large commercial applications and smaller residential customers. Our specialty is… More
Find more Contractors in Bear, DE
Why use Modernize?
We've negotiated with 500+ home improvement installers to give you the best prices.
Compare offers from trusted window installers like:
Finish your project today
We quickly and easily connect you with trusted local siding installation contractors so you can get free quotes, compare prices, and hire the best fit for your siding project.
$0 down, no commitment
- No obligation to purchase
- Free cancellations
- Trusted by over 2 million customers each year!
Trusted & secure
Find Local Vinyl Siding Installation with Modernize
"My siding is cracked and peeling. I think it's time to replace it."
Siding replacement for your home is a very important home upgrade to take on. If your current house siding is old and outdated it may be time for a home exterior upgrade.
Modernize is here for you if siding installation need and you are wanting to find vinyl siding in Bear, DE. New siding can easily boost your house's curb appeal and is one of the most popular home improvement renovations a homeowner can do. It's incredibly smart to always get at least four quotes on home siding replacement costs in order to get the best prices in your area. We love helping homeowners find the best contractors in their area.
Search our list of trusted contractors in your area today!