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This a very good link from the founder of water ionizers on how it is infact the Hydrogen that is the real key.
I have just started on my hydrogen sticks
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Does any body know how one can ask ASEA if any research has been done on the levels of redox molecules the body naturally produces before taking this dietary supplement and then measuring what they are after stopping ASEA?.
One thing i think should be checked, since we are not putting in what mother natures does normally, if we ever stop taking ASEA will our cells still produce the redox molecules in the same quantities as before we started? or is there a recovery period, if so then how long?.remember they said Asbestos is good for you too
I know Rolf (one of our volunteers) to quote said , i feel like crap after NOT taking it", you loose all the "benefits" but what WHY and what has been done to check the after math?
Last edited by ashtweth; 06-01-2012 at 04:52 AM.
Ash - what is your real agenda?
How many times do you have to have the answer before you stop asking the SAME question from you or your proxy question askers?
Are you on some misinformation campaign to make people forget what I already told them?
Using ASEA will NOT have any negative effect on your own ability to produce redox signaling molecules.
ASEA athletics
I am not a serious athlete, which makes it easier for me to give a testimonial when I say the next day I have no soreness. I have not built up any serious endurance or recovery for any sport.
Yesterday, I was kayaking for the first time in my life on Coeur d'Alene lake and I did so for hours without stop because I was so addicted to it from the fun of it that I didn't want to head back - I worked my you know what off. This morning, I had zero soreness and couldn't even tell I did any of that the day before.
This is in addition to zero soreness from climbing up and down all the hills at the campsite I was at, all the hiking around the camp, etc...
The bottom line, I would not consider myself an athlete.
But if you look at the metabolic study, they clearly stated it is SAFE. And, they have seen results with this that they have never seen in their entire careers.
Anyone that persists to ask the same questions over and over even after they have been answered are here to spread disinformation because they are stuck in the dark.
Take your false information elsewhere. Asbestos analogy?
You are already spreading misinformation like a pharmaceutical plant.
This is EXACTLY what mother nature does naturally. That is why these molecules are considered to be NATIVE to the body and not natural as asbestos, mercury and other things are natural.
What does it take for you to use at least the slightest bit of honesty in your posts to realize that the question has been answered by me multiple times that this does not affect our own ability to produce redox signaling molecules, which you have claimed to be something that mother nature does not normally do.
If you post in this thread one more time, you are gone. I'm tired of your misinformation and disruption and planting seeds of doubt based on ignorance. You claimed to have seen all the research but you don't bother mentioning the toxicity studies that show this is the safest supplement ever tested - zero inflammatory response while simultaneously stimulating a boost in glutathione production!
Last edited by Aaron; 06-04-2012 at 07:42 AM.
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Because of the planting seeds of doubt by someone in this thread, I'm going to respond in more detail on the "crutch theory" in regards to ASEA. This has nothing to do with JaggedE, we're conversing just fine.
With ASEA, people are more active. Why? As the double blind study shows, there is a MASSIVE increase in freed up fatty acids in the blood. Besides massive oxygenation benefits from bio available fatty acids, the choice food for mitochondria IS fatty acids.
When this much freed up fatty acids is available, the mitochondria have an abundance of their choice food. This allows the mitochondria to become more active more of the time. When this happens, there is of course an increase in ATP production AND a corresponding increasing in OUR OWN BODIES PRODUCTION OF REDOX SIGNALING MOLECULES.
This is the opposite of what certain individuals would have you believe by planting seeds of doubt even after they claimed to have read all the research or even have an understanding of basic biology.
Mitochondrial counts can be increased by some supplements such as nettles, pqq and others. But it is EXERCISE that can increase the mitochondrial counts the most!
As we become more active, not only are our own mitochondria becoming more active producing more ATP and redox signaling molecules, we actually start producing MORE MITOCHONDRIA. That adds to the amount of ATP production as well as the production of MORE redox signaling molecules. So when we take ASEA, it cannot hamper our own ability to produce its own redox signaling molecules, it would INCREASE the amount. Not to levels possible with supplementation of it, but an increase.
There is no logical basis when looking at the facts to ever believe that the "crutch theory" applies to ASEA, which would state that our own production of the molecules would be reduced by taking ASEA. There are POSITIVE SELF-REINFORCING aspects to taking ASEA and the results speak for themselves.
Now, here is where someone could manipulate the facts...
Exercise alone can increase our own ATP and redox signaling molecules production in addition to increase mitochondrial counts, which will increase both even more. IF YOU STOP EXERCISING, the production of ATP and redox signaling molecules will reduce because not as much is needed and little by little, the mitochondrial counts will be reduced, which reduces the amount of ATP and redox signaling molecules production.
Does this mean that the crutch theory applies to exercise? It would of course be ridiculous to even imply that! Of course it doesn't. If there is less activity, there is SUPPOSED TO BE a decrease in ATP and redox signaling molecules because LESS IS NEEDED! It isn't going to be less than what was there before exercise, it will go down to whatever is needed to maintain the homeostasis of the body for its own activity levels based on available nutrients, genetics, etc... and of course, the cell to cell communicators that ARE the very foundation of cellular activity and cellular repair.
The same applies to ASEA and for anyone to infer that just because ASEA is natural and so is asbestos or any other natural toxic substance is simply a demonstration that these comments are the result of not having a real foundation or education in basic biology or nutritional sciences.
The bottom line - does ASEA inhibit our ability to make its own redox signaling molecules? The answer is NO WAY - it does the opposite as evidenced by the ability to be more active for longer times, which is direct evidence of more mitochondrial activity which in turn produces more of our own ATP and redox signaling molecules. So the OPPOSITE is the case in regards to any claims or inferences that ASEA becomes a crutch.
Always remember - POSITIVE FEEDBACK OR POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT is what ASEA lets happen in our body!
I tried to test ASEA, I had no benefits on my body
I have tested ASEA on my body, I had not benefits and I have put weight on the test.
please no junk science test
1. You only had 2 cases, which your purchased from me, which is enough for ONE person for 2 months. This was at the beginning of October 2011.
2. You claim your 3 friends tested it for 2 months - REALLY?
3. Including you, that is 4 people total and 4 people for 2 months needs 8 cases! That means between you and 3 friends, each person had enough for 2 weeks and to claim 2 whole months is NOT honest! That is only 25% of the amount they were supposed to take. You call this a test?
4. That is 2 bottles per person (you and 3 friends). 2 bottles stretched over 9 weeks (2 months). 1 bottle = 32 oz. 2 bottles = 64 oz. 64 ounces / 9 weeks = 7.11 ounces PER WEEK! That is 1 ounce per day and you claim "no results"?
Furthermore, I made it very clear to you about 4 oz per day and you said OK - but then you do a "test" at 1 oz per day between you and 3 friends? You cannot claim you didn't know it was 4 oz per day PER PERSON.
You also admitted to me it gave you more energy. Then you said later it didn't. Well, when you start taking only 1 ounce a day, which is 25% of the 4 ounces needed, what do you expect? And 1 ounce a day for your friends and they got "no results"???
That is NOT a test. That is NOT science. That is junk science or pseudo science.
You should study REAL SCIENCE before making these claims. You can start with REAL scientists, the #1 top sports medicine doctor at the #1 top sports science lab with multiple PhD's showing PROOF of what the product does to the blood:
ASEA Frontiers Metabolites - Redox Signaling Molecules - YouTube
If I had to choose between Alex's science (1 oz per day) or Dr. Nieman's double blind cross over placebo controlled science, I think I'll choose Dr. Nieman's science - along with validated results by some of the top endurance athletes in the world including James Lawrence who holds the world's record for the most triathlons because ASEA WORKS!
Last edited by Aaron; 06-10-2012 at 09:17 AM.
being realistic
Other products like antioxidant juices, etc... those are all made specifically for commercial distribution directly to the public but ASEA is the total opposite.
The mode of operation is exact for every person but the person's responsiveness will be different. It works on most people most of the time incredibly well. There is nothing that works on everyone every time.
There are people who take it with food and claim it doesn't work. Some people drink soda like "Tab" and it has aspartame, which will cancel the benefits from this product, etc... we cannot control how people take it or what else they are doing in their life that will negate the benefits.
But in all cases, testing it needs to be at minimum 4 oz per day and not 1 oz.
Asea has real and genuine effects... unfortunately for me, it has proven both positive and negative. It seems to exasperate my autoimmune issues, and while in the beginning it seemed to be doing some seriously amazing things with my hormonal issues, that has seemed to be back where it was also. I am not sure why it is causing some sort of reactivity for myself, or it could just be attributed to the general boosting on the immune system effect it carries. I'm not the usual case though, and anyone with a normal functioning immune system would prob. only receive benefit... I am still torn whether to continue with it or not myself.
Hi Edipy,
I would consider ASEA to be more of an adaptogen because it can bring the immune system into balance.
I can't really comment on specifics but you may be able to find in google if anyone has a similar situation as yours and if they did anything different with how they are taking ASEA.
Some people have to start off slow like a teaspoon a day and slowly build up but that is really rare.
I highly recommend adding liquid ionic trace minerals such as Concentrace minerals by trace mineral research (if you're in North America) to your diet. I would take a serving about 10 minutes before or after taking ASEA.
Anyway, I hope everything improves for you.
@ Aaron- That brand of trace minerals is the one I use to use myself, until I stumbled upon this stuff - Celest'e Liquid minerals discount shipped fast Contents
Shes a bit dramatic and overbearing in her description, but I still find them to be a better option.
Anybody else who has had some difficulities with ASEA, feel free to PM me or share on this forum as I would be interested in hearing your experiences.
One thing is for sure, the people commenting saying it is a scam or does not have an effect are misguided... powerful stuff. The only thing I can think of it resulting in such an experience would go back to some content earlier in the discussion... leaching of plastics or some other contribuiting factor to cause it to become inactive. I still think glass is always the best option!
Redox Signaling Molecules and Browns Gas/HHO
[In addition to these positively charged molecules known as ROS or Reactive Oxygen Species (8 of them), there are 8 RS molecules or Reduced Species, which are negatively charged.
What is unique and profound about the latest and most significant is that the ROS and RS molecules are able to co-exist in a single stabilized solution so that they do NOT neutralize themselves. That means they can be ingested so that the ROS and RS molecules can be absorbed into the body and can do their respective jobs.
So there are 8 Positivly Charged (Oxygen) ROS Molecules and 8 Negativly Charged (Hydrogen) RS Molecules. This is indeed profound! "See who so by grace see may." (The Cloud of Unknowing~ 10th Century Text~Author Anon. Some stable, some not, some long lived some not.
Interestingly there are 8 Energies in the Bag Wa (Pa Qua) from which the Tri-Grams of I Ching are derived. When ordinary tap water is electrolyzed in a 'Common Ducted' Electrolyzer we get the fire in the water that Jules Verne spoke of. When water is elecrolyzed in this manner the MELTING and MIXING of FIRE and WATER begin. This is LI, FIRE, + - + and KAN, WATER, - + -. The charge that stays in the water is a function of the inversions or reverse polarity of these signs caused (in this case) by the introduction of
low volt/AMP electrical energy. Theta, some vectored, some scalar.
Charged Water where Browns Gas/HHO electrolyzed from plain water is simply bubbled into another container of plain water and ECW (Electrolyzed Charged Water) do both have properties that are uniquely benificial to life, no doubt because of the energies that are stored or trapped in the water by these simple processes. It may seem just an obsucration to introduce the Chineses Energy System into the ROS/RS ~ Charged Water Discussion, like I am just mothing some obvious platitudes or wores yet stuck in tautologies without a referance point.
But the fact of the matter is we have to be able to think with ALL the DATA on the subject and anything that may lead to insight may be very valuable in ghthat it could be the cause of important NEW insight into this very promising field. Now, to me, it is a fact that if I cannot see right down to the basis of a system and know how it works there are only two possible explanations:
1. There is missing data.
2. There is false data in the system.
I am simply suggesting here, especially in connection with the use of Browns Gas/HHO for health purposes and the its connection to The Redox Signaling Molecules ROS/RS, that this field has been slow to develop because the correct data has been slow to surface. Over the last 50 years an overwhelming amount of research was done in Japan and Korea of Dual Ducted electrolysis but the inferances were never drawn out for what this research migh mean in if connected to the Common Ducted Electrolysis of Browns Gas/HHO, which is a far simpler and more effective process/procedure.
We are being poisoned by bad water. Should we be afraid to make our own good water, with simple proven techniques? What is even more profound is the fact that there is a convergance of metaphysics centering around water and especially Browns Gas/HHO and water. The is a vast array of Water Videos that are really wonderful. On author traces the onset or Redox Singnaling Molecular Research to Dr. Abram Hoffer and Humphrey Osmond in the 1960's. I would add to that the three studies done by Bill Wilson (The Co-Founder of AA) called Bill Wilson and The Vitamin B-3 Therapy Reports. Evidently Abram Hoffer and Wilson brought the results of their research to Linus Pauling and that resulted in his work on Vit. C.
My interest is in what happens when one drinks Charged Water and/or ECW
(Electrolyzed Charged Water) in conjunction with these various vitamin regemes. What types of synergies might be expected?
And then there is the VO2 Max research that seems to indicate the absolute predominance of The Relaxation Response over the Flight or Fight (Stress)Response of the Nazi scientist Konrad Lorenc and the Canadian researcher Hans Selye.
In short there does seem to be a pre-condition necessary to connect all these lines of research, what R.B. Fuller called "THE BARE MAXIMUM." If a being is IN a FIT SPIRITUAL CONDITION, with the Spirit in charge of the Mind and the Body then all the elements work together is a harmoniously aligned whole.
The Ti Chi Principal of polarity becomes governed by Wu Wei, Action Through Non Action (The Relaxation Responce). Tai Chi seperates out according to the principal of life "Like Likes Like" the end result of which is WU CHI.
Gotfried Leibnitz wrote a short paper on this "The Principals of Nature and Of Grace." Natura Naturans or Nature Naturing. The Monad, he said is pregnant with its future.
" A halo of light surrounds the world of law."
~The Hui Ming Ching~
Bill Lang
I am also interested in this.
My interest is in what happens when one drinks Charged Water and/or ECW
(Electrolyzed Charged Water) in conjunction with these various vitamin regemes. What types of synergies might be expected?
Bill Lang[/QUOTE]
ASEA, Ph balance and long term efects
I had the patience to read most of the stuff here and on the web sites.
Since i have some experience in this business, I am wondering if you can answer to some of my questions regarding ASEA.
First I have to say that i am impressed by the stories, the chemistry, the patents and the results. I have ordered ASEA and I will start testing it next week, becoming member and all that. Since i am in the business of healing and anti-aging I have become verry interested in Redox Signaling.
I have managed to get to 40 years old with an 20 years looking body without ASEA, but over the years I have noticed some interesting conclusions that were in the same respect with the function of ASEA.
Yes, you may have a major dose of anti-oxidants in the body but they might not act inside. Only in a percent. Then i have started to optimize everything. There are many barriers that you can overcome and this is a long story. There seems to be a comunication barier that keeps the cells to do their job that in my case appeared only in the last 3 year.
Do you know how ASEA will influence the ph-balance?
How do ASEA influence the Cortisol - HGH balance?
I am more concern though on the long terms effects generated by ASEA.
I am well aware of ways to get powerful and younger, but this always comes with a price. I mean i can perfectly understand that once you oppened a way to boost the communication through the cell and they get to do the work on an optimized percent, what will you do if you STOP TAKING ASEA?
Is like you get used to fiber optical internet and then you switch to dial-up.
I really do hope is not the case, but i will keep you posted once i start experiment on myself.
Bralgei Shackry
Hydrogen seems to be one of the major keys. It does have a huge advantage. You get away from the anti-oxidants cascade factor.
For anyone interested see: microhydrin of Megahydrate (Patrick Flanagan)
it seems in my opinion that ASEA and MegaHydrate are the 2 of the major discoveries in the field in the last 20 years.
Aaron, what is your take on MegaHydrate? And does this subject deserve it's own thread?
It would seem Aaron is no longer active in this forum- I was looking to pick back up on ASEA and was curious if anyone was still having success in purchasing from him?
Ps, didnt know about the Glutathione wiht ASEA, note that Kefir Grains are a probiotic that produce wonderful results including Glutathione , you can grow them for FREE.
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Hi Asea people
As a vet - very interesting. Some problems - on your blurb you appear to show a hydrocarbon molecule, benzene rings etc - yet contents are only H, O, Na, Cl. For me this is misleading, unless I am unaware that these elements form analogues to hydrocarbons. In all the advertising it keeps saying what a RSM does ie anti-aging, cell repairing etc - but nowhere does it tell what a RSM actually IS. Please explain - chemical structure etc.
thanks - geoffxx
I have a question about asea maintenance-- I have been on it at the full dose (between 4-6 oz daily) since April. 18. 2012. It was the only thing that cleared me of an impetigo skin infection I received in Nov. 11. And I tried everything under the sun. But that's another story.
I am in overall great health and work out. For the last month, I have been taking 2 oz in the am only since my upline has mentioned it is a good idea to load the body for at least 3 months. It feels fine, my energy is still great and my skin wonderful. Is this an ok dose? Is there any downside?
Now, my DH has been on Asea since early April, he has not seen any big changes in his skin, pain level, overall health. He is of good bodyweight and otherwise good health apart from disc compression and nerve damage in his lumbars. I am keeping him on it for at least 6 months and then will review. At least he is compliant!
To any of you on this thread who are on maintenance and not in full loading mode. Any interesting experiences? Are you satisfied? Seeing any shifting in responses? Thanks.
Are there any updates on people that have been using ASEA fora while now? Seems to have gotten really quite.
If anybody is selling Asea, i would like to buy a case so PM me if you would.
Edit; GOT IT.
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In September, my dh Chad and I started walking every morning for exercise. For 3 months straight we got up at least 5 out of 7 mornings a week at 5:45 am and would walk 2-3 miles. We did this for two reasons, first because we want to be healthy and second because we are getting older and the weight is getting harder to control. I am by no means fat, and I really don't want to lose more than 5 pounds. Even though I weigh a good 15 pounds more than I used to 5 years ago, I was really too skinny then. I look much healthier now. I just REALLY need to tone up. Having 7 children, with 4 of them weighing in at 9 1/2 to 10 lbs at birth really does a number on your body LOL Anyway, in addition to looking better, we felt GREAT! I didn't realize how sluggish I was, the walking gave me so much more energy, which I desperately need ; ) Well, the holidays rolled around and while we did pretty good through Thanksgiving and into December, we got off track around Christmas. We intended to start back up in January, but kids got sick, we got lazy and here we are the middle of February feeling like crap and looking thick around the middle again.
So, Monday morning we got up at 6:00 am, somehow that extra 15 minutes of sleep made this more doable LOL and started walking again. I can't believe how much better I felt with just that one walk. I am even in a better mood during the day, I can take alot more whining and fighting from the kids before I start yelling :D We even got up this morning with the temps in the upper 30's. I know that is warm to you Northerners, but down here in South Louisiana that is freezing LOL Hopefully we are back on track, I really enjoy Chad's company too, we can talk without any interruptions, which is rare with 7 children. When we get back to the house, the coffee is ready and we sit and drink it together while watching the morning news. A very nice way to start the day before the kids get up, Chad goes off to work, and I prepare for the craziness of homeschooling. Now let's see if we can keep this up in July and August when the morning temps will be around 80 degrees and the humidity 100% LOL The not so great part of living this far down south.
Oh, and here is a pillow I made to go with this home decorating project. This is just the cover because I am waiting on the pillow forms to go on sale. It is 24" by 24", looks bigger than I thought it would, glad I didn't go any bigger. I think I may add some hand embroidery purlsoho style to the brown panels, havn't decided yet. I put a zipper in so that I can take it off and wash it. It is always better if I can wash things, they tend to get dirty in my house for some reason : / I plan on making a couple more pillows in different sizes. The will go on my fireplace and hopefully not the floor.
The creative and crazy life of a mom of 8. I now have an Etsy shop specializing in Modern Classic Children's and Baby Clothing.
About Me
- Tonya
- South Louisiana
- I have been married for 20 years to a great husband and we have 8 children ranging in age from 1 to 18 years. I am a homeschooling mom, which can be very challenging. I love sewing, knitting, reading, gardening and have recently started oil painting. I love to create. I really want to have a blog to show off some of the stuff I create, but I also want to share about my life and family. email me at email@example.com
Thursday, February 14, 2008
1 comment:
- lera said...
Wow! Good for you for walking. I can't get motivated enough for that. I know I should. (I used to before I had my last baby. I had some pregnancy complications that kept me from being too active and I never started back up.)
Oh, and your pillow looks great.
- February 16, 2008 at 9:42 PM
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Little Zachary, a little kid, was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres, in short, everything they could think of to help his maths! Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in maths. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. Well, then,"she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the Plus Sign, I knew they weren't f *!## in around."
Being Assertive:
|Aussie ingenuity at it's best!
Telephone conversation;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house. "Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?" "Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?" "Yep."
"Happy Birthday", maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!!
|Spelling does it matter?
Aoccdring to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn"t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are.
The olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist anf lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is becusae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig, uhh
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a forest policeman in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp....
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees and asks......
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and furwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like the cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees leans forward and says in a quiet voice.....
"I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit"
|Viruses and where they come from:
Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everybody to tell them what it did.
Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
Titanic Virus: (A strain of the Lewinsky virus): Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus: Everything in your computer is Goofy.
Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarznegger Virus: Terminates file, leaves, but it will be back.
Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reforms your hard drive into a 3.5 floppy.,then discards through windows.
Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
When I was married 25 years I took a look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises!
Smart Dogs:
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist and the fourth was a union official.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog "T-Square, Do Your Stuff!". T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that T-Square was very smart indeed. However the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said "Sliderule, Do Your Stuff!" , Sliderule went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.
Everyone agreed that this was very good. The Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said "Measure, Do Your Stuff!". Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a single drop.
Once again everyone agreed that this was very good and Measure was in fact a very smart dog. Then the three men turned to the Union Official and asked what his dog could do.
The Union Official called to his dog, "Tea Break, Do Your Stuff!". Tea Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, mated with the three dogs, claimed he'd injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home on sick leave!.
Childhood Diseases
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees." When he removed his shorts his wife gasped.
"Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"
The Good Mirror - Click
Dear Microsoft
Technical Support,
in men and women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge in men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
For example; One evening last week my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said, "I don't feel like it I just want you to hold me"
I said, "What??? What was that?"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "Your just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman, enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man"
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for whom I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom"
Realising that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep
The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend some time with her. We went for a nice lunch, and then went shopping at a big apartment store. I walked around with her for a while, she tried on different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her "Just buy them all"
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said "lets get a pair for each outfit"
We went into the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earings.
Let me tell you she was so excited, she must have thought I was one wave short of a ship wreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet and she doesn't even play tennis
I think I through her for a loop when I said, "That's fine honey"
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier"
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey I don't feel like it"
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled What???
I then said, "Honey I just want you to hold this stuff for a while. Your not in touch with my financial needs as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman"
When she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for the things I am and not for the things I buy you"
Apparently it now looks like there will be no passion for me for a long time, as I am sleeping on the couch for a while now
|Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over five years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well-known Chinese
sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Diseaz. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks
- Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown
- If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror.
- Make mental note - Must do more sit-ups
- Get in shower
- Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone
- Wash your hair with cucumber sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins
- Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean
-Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil
- Leave on hair for 15 minutes
- Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red
- Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash
- Rinse conditioner off hair
- You must make sure that it has all come off
- Shave armpits and legs
- Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead
- Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose water pressure
- Turn off shower
- Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower
- Spay mould spots with tilex
- Get out of shower
- Dry with towel the size of a small country
- Wrap hair in super absorbent 2nd towel
- Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit
- Tweeze hairs
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head
- If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas
- Then stay in the bedroom and spend 1 1/2 hours getting dressed
- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
- Leave them in a pile
- Walk naked to the bathroom
- If you see your wife on the way, shake wiener at her making the WOO WOO sound
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (No)
- Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass
- Get in the shower
- Don't bother to look for a wash cloth, you don't use one
- Wash your face
- Wash your armpits
- Blow your nose in your hands and then let the water rinse it off
- Crack up on how loud your farts sound in the shower
- Majority of time washing your privates and surrounding area
- Wash your butt leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar
- Shampoo you hair
- Don't use conditioner
- Make a shampoo mohawk
- Peek out of the shower to look at yourself in the mirror again
- Pee (in the shower)
- Rinse off and get out of shower
- Fail to notice water on floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time
- Partially dry off
- Look at your self in the mirror
- Flex muscles
- Admire the wiener size again
- Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor
- Leave bathroom fan and light on
- Return to bedroom with towel around your waist
- If you see your wife on the way, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her making the WOO WOO sound again
- Throw wet towel on bed
- Take 2 minutes to get dressed
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do
not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun
formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind
that? It's like camping.
Rugby World Cup Tickets
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro,you huv prostate suckness ey"
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor
"Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu,
"Those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
Donald Duck
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?
"No!" Donald quacked,
"What kind of a friggen' pervert do you think I am?"
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location
which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
Then young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the shepherd says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a consultant." says the shepherd.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew; to a question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business
" ... Now give me back my bloody dog."
A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Lenny
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a
million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Lenny in the pool!
Lenny was fighting the croc and kicking its head, Lenny was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the
croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Lenny and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Lenny strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
Lenny then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Lenny, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Lenny.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet."
"How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Lenny.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Lenny said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Lenny, then what do you want?"
Lenny said, "I want the name of the bastard who pushed me in the Pool!"
Getting old
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read, Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope! . Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna.
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened, It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.
Sincerely, Edna
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? A death.
What's that, a bonus
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party party party, and have sex with anything that moves
You've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room, service on tap,
larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off an orgasm!
Weird World
You know the world is getting weird when....
The best rapper is a white guy
The best golfer is a black guy
The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
The Swiss hold the America's Cup
France is accusing the US of arrogance
Germany doesn't want to go to war
The 3 most powerful men in America are named 'Bush' 'Dick' and 'Colon'
The Prime Minister of Australia is flanked by two senior ministers - whose names are Abbott and Costello!
How Latex Gloves Are Made
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex. Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original colour.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes
A Hen Pecked Poor Man !
Nick the Dragon Slayer
Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he ever try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme and would pay when it was proven.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for an hour, would cure this type of itch.
He further advised that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as an antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth.
For the next hour, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician waiting for his payment of 1,000 gold coins as agreed.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and knowing that the Physician could never report the matter to the King, laughed and told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - - always pay your debts!
Never question a drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A Litre of milk, A carton of eggs, A Litre of orange juice, A head of lettuce, A can of coffee, And one pack of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, and a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
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HOW TO STAY YOUNG (George Carlin)
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the
devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.
7.The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
8.Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home
is your refuge.
9. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
10. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
11. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
Golf accident:
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize..
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great ......but my thumb still hurts like hell "
There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cornfield, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hareplane is goin'down and floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....."
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
"Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said, "cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always look for da black Box first."
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon
Four worms were placed into four separate jars
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol was Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke was Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup was Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil was Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation, What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine, who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story? - The ass hole is usually in charge!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said," NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased
Did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched football, never wore fricken lacy Lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off .... Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now
and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the left over foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi.
"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick."
Why I fired my Secretary
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quite bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there......On the couch......Naked.
Mr Fixit
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
�Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now�.
He looks at her and says angrily, �fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so�.
�Fine�, she says
Then the wife asks, �well then, could you fix the fridge door? it won't close right�
To which he replied, �fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so�
�Fine�, she says,
�Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break�
�I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps�. he says, �Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?
I don't think so. I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar�
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working, and as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
�Honey�, he asks, �how'd all this get fixed?�
She said, �well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him�.
He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
The husband said, so what kind of cake did you bake?
She replied, �Hellooo Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!�
The Irish
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbours dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.
Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this". He goes downstairs.
Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
Paddy says "I've put the dog in our yard . Fookin' see how THEY like it !"
The Holy Land
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
In the future earthlings and martians mix freely, and an earth couple and martian couple decide to swap partners for an evening.
When the martian man undresses in front the earth woman, she is a bit taken a back at the size of his penis and says �it�s a bit small isn�t it?�. The martian says �no problem�. Twisting his left ear his penis lengthens dramatically. �Wow!� says the earth woman, but �it�s still a bit thin isn�t it�. The martian smiles, twists his right ear, and his penis thickens generously. Satisfied, they proceed to have sex.
The next day the earth couple are back together. Shyly the husband asks his wife how she enjoyed herself with the martian. She answers that it was �really fabulous� and went onto to ask how it was for him?
He said, �Well it was okay, but she was kind of weird, when we were having sex she kept twisting my ears�
A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?" She agrees and a date is made. The next night he knocks on her door and
when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.
She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said "Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall"
Digging the Kumara patch
An old Maori man lived alone at his family home in Rotorua. He wanted to Dig his kumara garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Hone, who Used to help him was in Paremoremo prison. The old man wrote a letter to his Son and described his predicament.
Kia ora e Hone,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my kumara garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up the hard ground for my garden plot. I know if you were here, all my troubles would be over as I know you would dig the garden plot for me.
Aroha nui, Papa
A few days later he received a reply from his son:
E Pa, don't dig that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love Hone
At 4 a.m. the next morning, the Rotorua C.I.B and the local police Arrived with a search warrant and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised and left.
Later the same day the old man received another letter from his son.
E Pa
Go ahead and plant your kumara now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Hone.
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply."
"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't" she says.
"I was behind you at McDonalds"


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When you can make it feel like a brand new meal, BINGO!
This recipe is adapted from here.
I made the pot roast for dinner yesterday, just in the crock pot with some carrots.
The leftovers became this soup (hence the name). I had enough carrots left over too that I used them instead of cutting up new ones, I just added them later on in the cooking time.
Sherry wasn't on my mind when I did my grocery shop this week. Luckily it's just splash, and not a "main" ingredient. I used a splash of Marsala instead, and the flavors worked just fine.
1 Tbsp vegetable oil
1 Tbsp butter
1 Medium onion, chopped
2 Celery stalks, chopped
2 Medium carrots, chopped
3 Large garlic cloves, chopped
½ Lb cremini mushrooms, quartered
1 Tbsp fresh thyme, chopped
2 Tbsp sherry
4 Cups beef broth
2 Tbsp tomato paste
1 ½ Cup leftover pot roast, shredded (plus any leftover gravy)
Dash of worcestershire sauce
Salt and pepper to taste
Parsley, for garnish (optional)
1. Heat oil and butter in a large soup pot over moderate heat.
2. Add onions, celery, carrots, mushrooms, and garlic. Saute until tender and lightly browned.
3. Add thyme and cook, stirring for one minute
4. Add sherry and stir up any bits that have stuck to the bottom of the pan.
5. Stir in broth, tomato paste, and meat.
6. Simmer, stirring occasionally, about 25 minutes.
7. Taste for seasoning and add Worcestershire and salt and pepper
Ingredients: minus the sherry and I decided to use left over carrots instead of fresh
Perfect on a chilly winter night!


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Late last week, Rep. Diana DeGette, D-Colo., and Rep. Charlie Dent, R.-Penn., introduced the Stem Cell Research Advancement Act, the latest congressional attempt to update federal policy governing human embryonic stem cell research. The bill would, according to a press release from Rep. DeGette, "codify the NIH's guidelines for carrying out all human stem cell research, embryonic and adult," a position repeatedly advocated for by ASBMB. A key stipulation in the current bill was that "research would have to use leftover embryos that would never be implanted in a woman and would otherwise be discarded," which Dent praised for "establish[ing] ethical criteria for stem cell research."
DeGette, with former Representative Michael Castle, R-Del., had previously sponsored similar bills aimed at updating existing stem cell legislation that passed Congress, but were ultimately vetoed by President Bush. With Castle no longer in Congress, there is hope amongst members of the scientific community that Rep. Dent will now serve as a Republican champion for stem cell research.
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1, Marine Life back pack (personalised)
2, Shine Bright - Spiral notepad
3, Lemons and Limes lunch box
4, Carrot pen
5, Happy Snails pencil case
6, Colourful floral book stickers
7, Beautiful floral pattern note pad
Whilst we still have a good few weeks of the summer left I thought it might be fun to share some of my favourite 'back to school' pieces from the Zazzle site. As you might have seen on the blog before I'm a big fan of Zazzle as there is always so many quirky and colourful items to choose from. I love how you can discover new-to-you independent designers through such a big shopping portal.
As you can see I've been drawn towards the hand drawn illustrations in this collection of items. I love that you can fall in love with a design and then find it used in all sorts of different merchandise. Like the 'marine life' print which can be bought on notepads, phone cases and even flip flops!
Even if you are not going back to school I love the idea of using September as time for a fresh start when it comes to your own personal organisation. I mean who doesn't love a nice new notepad to jot down ideas? Anyone else have a thing for stationary?
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Jessica regularly delivers thought-provoking and engaging presentations at corporate events as well as practitioner and academic conferences.


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Short History of Eskrima
The art of Eskrima (the primary art of which D.T.E. is comprised) is a native art of the Philippines. Eskrima, like Kung Fu, has many different styles and a history that is over 1500 years old. Many people have never heard of Eskrima, Arnis, or Kali (the two other names the art is mainly known as) unless they've acquired vast knowledge of the various martial arts. The reason for this being; in the 1500 or more years of the art's history it was a secret warrior art passed down only to fellow tribal members and family. In fact, few Non-Filipinos were taught this battle tested art, unless you were a trusted family friend (and even then it was rare), until the 1960's and 70's.