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*** To be considered for this position, please use this link to apply: https://careers-edenhousing.icims.com/jobs/2279/senior-payroll-specialist/job ***
Senior Payroll Specialist-Hayward- Central Office
The Senior Payroll Specialist will process bi-weekly payroll using online payroll service. Must maintain ongoing maintenance of payroll system GL interface to ensure accurate collection and output of custom payroll reports and data; development of payroll reports using system report writing function, ongoing auditing, analysis and reconciliation of payroll data and reports; and maintenance of payroll records and files.
Essential Duties & Responsibilities
Process payroll according to payroll processing requirements. This includes processing Eden Housing's regular payroll on bi-weekly basis, managing the wage garnishment process, quarterly and year end task, participate in addressing and responding to wage and hour complaints, prepare the termination paperwork for departing staff.
Reviews payroll for accuracy and distributes paychecks per company policy. Prepares and issues manual paychecks, as needed. Maintains associated files and payroll records consistent with applicable federal and state laws.
Interprets company policies and governmental regulations affecting payroll procedures. Stays abreast of changes in laws and regulations governing the processing of payroll.
Reviews wage, payroll and tax reports generated by payroll service for accuracy of total wages, and labor distribution. Analyzes results, investigates any problems and resolves discrepancies, as appropriate.
Records changes affecting net wages such as exemptions, insurance and benefit coverage for each employee to update master payroll records.
Develops, prepares, analyzes and interprets periodic reports of wages and allocations.
Prepares labor distribution information for the purpose of determining department and project costs and preparation of project invoices.
Prepares and maintains calendar for submission of timesheets, personnel action forms and other documentation needed for processing biweekly payroll.
Communicates changes to employees regarding wage and tax laws, timesheet submission, completion of payroll forms, calculation of pay or paycheck distribution.
Maintains timely and accurate recordkeeping systems for vacation and sick leave accrual and nontaxable wages.
Create and maintain payroll procedures manual in conjunction with the Sr. HR Manager.
Support the coordination of internal benefits administration to include on-boarding and termination of employee and reconcile benefits invoices and create credit invoices for accounting.
Assisting with implementation of new procedures and training
Updating and maintaining Night Manager information
Update Benetrac System with Human Resources related information.
Maintain organizational charts on the server and update the HR section of the Intranet.
Ensure timely and accurate processing of all personnel transactions to improve upon the overall operational effectiveness and efficiency of the human resources function.
Respond to agency requests for personnel-related information and materials.
Management of wage garnishments, 401(k) and 403(b) processing.
Responds to employment and wage verifications.
Assist with miscellaneous duties and projects as assigned.
This position may supervise payroll clerk, temporary employees, volunteers, interns or trainees, as needed.
EDUCATION and/or EXPERIENCE
Bachelor's degree (B.A.) or equivalent in accounting, human resources management or business related field preferred;
OR an equivalent combination of education and experience.
Experience using Ceridian for payroll required.
Payroll Certification and or SHRM certification, preferred.
PREFERRED SKILLS and/or ABILITIES
10 years payroll processing experience, preferably using Ceridian's and Dayforce Internet based HRIS/Payroll Service. Solid understanding of payroll administration and payroll tax laws as well as accounting operations.
Ability to analyze financial data. Acceptance and application of the confidential nature of the position.
Extensive knowledge of state and federal labor laws.
Able to work with wide variety of personalities and deal with each person in an effective and professional manner.
Proven experience using compensation systems and programs.
Strong presentation, communication (verbal and written), influence, decision-making, interpersonal, conflict resolution and time management skills. Ability to communicate and interface professionally and sensitively to staff, board, residents and public. Able to work independently and as part of a team.
Able to research, analyze, solve, and follow through on complex tasks. Able to successfully meet deadlines and achieve goals. Flexible, agile, innovative, accurate, detailed-oriented and well organized.
Commitment to the companies' goals and philosophy including excellence in customer service and communication. Able and willing to travel to all company locations to provide HR services.
Must have reliable automobile transportation and a valid California Driver's License and insurance.
*** To be considered for this position, please use this link to apply: https://careers-edenhousing.icims.com/jobs/2279/senior-payroll-specialist/job ***
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Movement, Music, Songs and Stories make learning Fun and Effective
Our unique methodology develops children's problem solving skills. An encouraging and exciting environment that incorporates movement, songs and stories ensures that children are engaged and attentive while they are learning maths. Movement and music are used to build a solid maths foundation. Research studies have shown that movement enhances learning. Our activities include many cross-body movements that build the connections between the two halves of the brain, making skills acquisition easier for all types of learners. Why music? Music is able to activate a student's sense of sound and can actually help him or her solve mathematical problems. Music strengthens mental arithmetic abilities and inventive thinking. Our lessons end with a song or story related to counting, the history of mathematics, or a story depicting the life of a great mathematician—men and women. In this way our students will connect to the humane and emotional side of the subject and have people to emulate or ideas to ponder.
MathRiders Gets Results
Students are introduced to maths concepts while becoming confident in their ability to succeed. MathRiders offers unique lesson materials developed by a joint team of mathematicians, educators and cognitive psychologists which include creative activities that stimulate cognitive development and mathematical skills.
Building a Solid Foundation (4-11)
Building a solid foundation in maths requires a systematic approach. The repetition of activities and ongoing practice builds confidence and deep understanding. To construct these solid foundations, MathRiders for ages 4-11 develops these principles:
- From concrete to abstract: To consolidate and enrich the child's school experience and use concrete materials in order to form sound abstract mathematical concepts which enable the child to develop learning skills from the concrete to the abstract
- Mathematical thinking: To foster the process of mathematical thinking in the student to promote solid mathematical understanding
- Self-Expression: To encourage the student to clearly express his thoughts so that he gains confidence in his ability to communicate and learn this important leadership skill
- Problem-Solving: To offer the student approaches into problem- solving and present mathematics in a dynamic way that will improve the student's mathematical reasoning
- Broad Foundation: To reinforce learning concepts in numeracy, shape and space, length and weight, money, data base and to use concrete materials in order to form sound abstract mathematical concepts.
- Brainstorming: To learn to communicate and bounce ideas off his peers by working individually, in pairs and as a part of a small group
Mind Map Explanation
The Mind Map is a tool invented by Tony Buzan for consolidating ideas and how the brain builds and connects them. Even Leonardo Da Vinci used mapping to chart his ideas! This MathRiders Junior Mind Map gives a holistic view of the elements that make up an actual MathRiders lesson.
Brain Jogs: (all ages)
Brain Jogs are quick and fun energizing activities that prepare a learner for thinking and coordination skills. Each activity uses movements that cross the midline and connects both brain hemispheres. When the brain hemispheres are connected, the student is able to use right brain creativity and left brain logic simultaneously. It is being proven more and more that an approach which integrates these two different activities of the brain leads to far more effective learning. Brain Jogs bring movement and learning together.
Musical Activities: (younger ages)
The children do fun mathematical activities with percussion instruments in order to strengthen mental arithmetic abilities, inventive thinking and group dynamics, as well as non-verbal individual participation.
Hands On: (all ages)
Learning is dynamic for MathRiders Junior students. Students explore and investigate maths through age and developmentally appropriate hands-on activities and games. These include, interlocking cubes, measuring each other's height using a non-conventional standard of measure (bricks, books or other objects) building a clock, colouring, comparing items, and many different ways to see mathematics in action. Once the hands-on activity has been done, it is time to express it in mathematical terms.
Self-Expression: (all ages)
The child expresses himself as an individual as well as part of a group. During the core part of the lesson in which the child examines mathematical problems in a concrete, hands-on manner, he is encouraged to verbally express what he has discovered and to improve his manner of expression. His views and thoughts are respected and thus help build his self-esteem, legitimize his thoughts and strengthen his belief in himself. This, in turn, increases his motivational level, which, in turn, generates success. He verbally expresses the hands-on mathematical activity the group has just done, and together with the teacher, he and the group learn to transform this to 'real world' activity into a mathematical exercise on paper.
Written Activities: (all ages)
All students, from Levels 1 through 6 have written workbook activities that mirror the lesson activity. The children work in unique workbooks in order to establish and strengthen their abilities and understanding of the numerals as opposed to verbal/mental arithmetic. The teacher is able to confirm that lessons and concepts are absorbed by each student. These written activities balance the lesson; in combining written activities with movement and play, knowledge is retained longer and students successfully learn maths. As the levels progress, students are challenged and receive lots of positive reinforcement to succeed.
Songs and Stories
In levels 1 and 2, lessons contain songs relating to counting to help the child remember the basics of maths. Lessons for Levels 1 – 4 often end with a story that: depicts the life of a great mathematician, tells an aspect of the history of maths, or relates to mathematical concepts.
In this way, the child connects to the emotional side of the subject and is able to reflect on yet another facet of the world of mathematics.
Interested in learning more?
Student Age
Acquired skills
Students understand level appropriate maths theory. They learn skills to successfully organize and manage school maths.
Suggested Number of Lessons
36 lessons over the year
Lesson Length and Frequency
A 50- 60 minute lesson, twice a week
Learning Materials
4 student workbooks, Homework pads, Advanced worksheets – depending upon level

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Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
FUCK YOU scoots you suck dick
spoilers here is the deal
why did you fucking ban me
and why shouldn't i make you cry
It is now the time for working. 30 hour shifts are the shit yo.
Love y'all!
some more than others
Lenko, you cant fuck me, you are ugly as fuqq
spoilers you should go on steam more
shut the fuck up pussy
Why can't either of you handle an argument without resorting to weak, deceptive tactics that can easily pointed out?
I am literally quoting you.
And you have now devolved further into just flinging poo hoping it just somehow validates copious misuse of the words "distorted", "distortions", and "deception". Because quoting in context and ignoring constant ad-hominem is distorted reality.
eat shis ctoots nobody ufckin glikes you you p9ece of shit
eat dick you faggot that's all yourre goroood]\ foor
you fucking shit
what lenko said
You quoted me out of context and changed the meaning of what I was saying.
You took "I showed you the posts where I came back, proving you wrong" entirely out of context. I was referring to that old conversation I had just mentioned in which you tried to pretend I said there was a conspiracy against Sci. I proved that claim wrong.
You must understand this by now. I've told you three times.
Yeah, you're definitely a deceitful little bitch.
pls no fake drunk typing
drinking out at this bar made me miss my ride home and Ihad to pay 5 dolalrs for that and then i got a ride home and my friend got a dive homw and I paid for that, lemoin droips shots are the best
Yeah, you're definitely a deceitful little bitch.
Yeah, man. It's "deceitful" and "distorting" to quote you.
i think lenko's was legit
fguck yo utsuchi you don't even drink you nigger
fucking poolioa ass bitch you can't even walk
I probably can and do drink more than you.
It is deceitful to quote me out of context and pretend I was talking about something I wasn't. I keep explaining this to you, and you keep just trying to ignore it.
You're backed into a corner here, faggot.
you wish you ficking lifghweight
lenko is pretty fucked up from the snaps he sent me
You're backed into a corner here
Yeah, totally. By being "distorting" and "deceitful" via direct quoting. Because that's how it works.
me right now
gonna go watch [ropn or something abd know that tsuchi is a loswser
Okay. Considering I'm pretty far gone and still typing coherently, yeah, I'm the lightweight.
i'm cought in the weirdest of montreal cave
i can't make fun of shit
stop sharting
why did I link myself
I think that's pretty cleared up now.
Aren't they inaccurate? But it just doesn't matter since they shoot so many bullets.
mfw erio
can I post it
stocking has never noted
sees 4chan memes
tries to rattle cages
yo do you want snaps?
I can dsend snaps
also I am having fun. morning ritual.
whats you snapchat?
hi erin
Can't you just root your phone to get around Snapchat's detection of screenshotting?
messahge me your nsp on steam, bitch
it's here
shut up dickhead
hell no they're a beautiful work of art and i wanted to meet Mikhail Kalashnikov but he died a few years ago(very sad day, i'm crying just remembering it)
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you can also install apps that use snapchats API to save the entire snap with no notification
but that's no fun
I'm not going on steam for no man
who ants dick pics
I voted for Romney in 2012 and Trump in the PA primary.
I've heard Uzis are a lot more accurate.
shut up dickhead
you said you were leaving so it was only natural to make fun of you
very sad day, i'm crying just remembering it
You've never spent a day in the military or in any conflict. How/why would you cry over someone you've never met or whose life has never personally affected you?
consent is always best
I dare you to ruin yourself.
I bet if we all decided not to be dicks for a day, we'd all feel better
Didn't you sort of violate consent to even screenshot a snap anyways?
I legitimately feel disgusted if I act too nice for extended periods.
you had no idea right now
I asked the bar girl out and things went goood man I want so eend her pics
I saved those snaps btw. they're better with audio. wrong file format for Holla Forums tho.
Yes I know, you are a miserable individual
erin send me sbutt snaps
When you send a snap you should expect it to be saved because it is, by the main servers
snapchat employees probably see millions of penises every day
how drank are you?
he's FUCKED
Don't send pics unless they're requested
Aggressively being a dick is fun when someone gives you an excuse.
I'm personally happy, I just hate being nice for no reason. When you're nice for no reason, it's so hollow.
the snapchat team have literally tweeted "you know we see all your snaps right?"
Even if I was in the military, the Kalashnikov rifle would have done fuck all for me unless I was for some reason deployed and shot by one. The history behind that gun alone is magnificent, I got my hands on one for ~10mins a few years ago and it was a really fun gun.
I mean I met the Pope a few years ago too and he's never done anything for me but it was pretty cool.
when somebody gives you the excuse
There's the problem
You have a serious problem
tfw stocking an i will never fall asleep togetjer on cam
Yeah, but consent to see something via Snapchat isn't the same as consent to save it, since the entire purpose of using the app is that you can show without fear of it being either circulated or memorialized.
You're happy with yourself
Who is miserable
The vast majority of human interaction is lying
you take aim the only way you can
you fire
the bolt reciprocates and shatters your orbital bone
you deserve this for thinking you can aim with glorious Kalashnikov
erin have you heard about josepine yet
if you think people won't screenshot then that's just foolish
like it's an app where other people feed you
I can't wait for the day when I think I can hold a gun with one hand and shoot it just fine only to have it smack me right in the face
I'll probably die laughing
I'm just saying what I've heard. :3
Them being a dick in the first place?
I think some people do that because they get comfort from being "with" others when they sleep. I'm not one of those people.
I guess it also has to do with getting really drunk, but even drunk, I'd close it before falling asleep, lol.
You're happy with yourself, who is miserable
But I'm not. "Personally happy" means that my disposition and mood is generally happy.
If you think people won't rape you then that's just foolish
beyond your comp[rehension
yeah man dw I'm smart
seen that vid where the girl fires like 2 shots and starts crying?
yes because screenshotting snapchat is rape
fucking retard
Link it?
I took like 8 shots and three beers and had some frieds
reminder that there are still exploits on snapchat where you can save it without letting the other person know
you can also save entire videos with audio
oh and you can send that saved shit right back to anyone you like as if you took it
my heart
me right now
nuggers and frieds
NEENEEs for everyone
except tsuchi and maybe tp
ern ,y cpcl ic bigger than yans
me right now
i cut my hair yesterday btw lmao
Strawman for the point of showing how that's exactly victim blaming.
you falling asleep with colber is my fave i think
lol why you fag, your long hair was good
that one girl like it
send me pics
lmao i don't get them anymore because i'm a moron
ban you want me to reck your boypissy
reminder that you can't spam eith
I'll set you on fire m8
I never researched guns much, lol.
I was with him, but he was the only one who fell asleep. :3
Falling asleep naked on cam is one of his favorite past times.
fight me btich
aww, I can't find it. she's wearin full combats, in a trench, with a full auto tho, it must have some sort of army camp or whatevs
i mean if beepop is gonna spam he might as well be that whale chii
yo you skinny ugly bitch
send me snaps
she goes pop, and covers her ear and whines, and goes pop pop, and puts the gun down and starts crying
fuck all of you
I n3eed to pee and eat food
which one are you
or is that gogs name
it must have some sort of army camp or whatevs
You can have technically legal but illegal to buy full auto AKs through personal modification of the receiver or something more brutish, like modified bump firing.
i can't really talk to erin without sexualising it
grom your snaps are gay af m8 fuck yhat shit let's see some fine bitch
that's me
i will when i make it look better tomorrow if i do lol
i think she only liked it because my hair is curly. hell i dont care about her anymore because i left the coast. i wonder if she liked that view just as much as i did LMAO
that's not really spam though, TP
i mean i could just perma you right now and say you're always spamming because you're ALWAYS UNWANTED BUT YOU KEEP COMING HERE
yeah i know
uh i think you might be mistaken
i mean i could just perma you right now
nah you couldn't
and what you did was in fact spam
calm down
im growing mine the fuck out it's gong to be so long
that she;ll think my hair is so long
The point is that you shouldn't be a dick no matter how they act
So you're self conscious?
Ok good <3
Who you after?
there are seven other houses is my little culdesac and they have 20 cars between them
why do they need so many cars
Not really. You can fire .308/7.62mm without buds and your hearing will be fine, even after a clip. It's just not recommended, especially for constant range practice.
i could right now and nobody would REALLY give a shit
sure 2 people would bitch for a little but only because it's something to talk about
explain or i'm done with you for now
lol dude are you home? we should voice
dude idk any bitch tbh I]m hitting up everyone I know and I know I can't drive anywhere and I don't wanna pay to be driven anywhere
so I'mma just send picks and get pics you jkniow
yeah sure I am home let me [eee real cquick and get somethign to eat
i mean i could just perma you right now
nah you couldn'
He's admin now lol
I just feel no urge to be nice to people unprovoked because it's unwarrranted.
How does that have anything to do with being self conscious?
she looked like she hadn't been around guns much in her life and didn't want to shoot the thing to begin with. i imagine if you have never heard a gunshot up close before that your ears would get that ringing just after 2 shots
I'll be in yours
I should definitely try hunting soon. I guess I have to coordinate that with the seasons and stuff, though.
Why not? "Turn the other cheek" is a recipe for getting dominated. Jesus was such a little sub. I could slap him with my cock all day and he'd just sit there on his knees and take it.
i mean do you really want that rath
you were doing so good
why are you even threatening me lol
LOL lenks just dancing with no music
come hunting with me
i'll show you how to track shit and if we get anything we can skin and clean that baby up reall good
something about catching a fisherman in a bear trap and killing him for dinner with a random you just met up in the mountains
i think if beepop banned me i might talk to that faggot colbert
I used to shoot a .357 Python out back without buds in fairly often. Gunshot decibels are still lower than jets, concerts, and construction equipment. Your hearing would be fine, even with the largest and loudest of calibers and no ear protection.
happy with yourself
No I'm not
I just kinda inferred
Also work on being less misanthropic, it hurts my soul
loco grim says add him
and he says if you don't have snapchat to just wish you goodnight
Oh whoops.
The "No I'm not" was meant that was the incorrect meaning of that. Just clarifying "personally happy" as to mean general happiness.
boopbop make me a mod account and I'll unblock you on steam
beepop got hella confident lol
loco grim says add him
this is beyond pathetic
shutup you fat distillery
So far away. But then again, I guess you're close to one of the places I'm considering living for a while.
I've wanted to try human meat for a long time but I TOTALLY WOULDN'T actually try it. : ^ )
how does your husban not fit that description
beepop got hella confident lol
Trump's followers receive HIGH ENERGY from him as a divine reward for their service.
yan is prety fuckign fat
erin goes under the belt though that's why i like her
Bebop use your infinite money to visit SoCal and I'll do whatever wilderness shit you want
Still, you should try not being quite so pessimistic
not sure if you're going on about this because i said it would shatter your ear drums but i wasn't because literal about that
guess who the other mod is and sure
plus hella good hunting here
i would, even if it's really bad for you. gotta survive.
I]'m mvong in with bebo
so fuck you fugys
yo we are gonna drop energy drinks off at dom's place and run away all sket chi,.lkc
<3 Hi
I refuse
my terms are set
I'm not really pessimistic, just hyper-critical.
that shit is based
oh good call
come to Scotland and we can innawoods bebop
bring sara
she turns me on
gonna take Lenko, Ui, and Scarlet hunting with me deep innawoods
gotta teach Lenko to sleep hella paranoid like I do though just in case
dude my fucking neighbor who is a cop asked why he came by last night lmao
said he woke up hearing him peeling out
all i did was search the title
What kinds of animals are there in general?
I guess it's not illegal or anything to say you would.
I put it in a silly way but he does seem to have that affect on a lot of people, lol.
How are things?
that's who Sara is
do it but in scotland
i hope that homie was really blind lol
Go to bed man
They're one and the same, in practice. In theory hyper critical should be more objective, but in practice hyper critical people just end up being pessimistic
I have altered the deal
pray I do not alter it further
she's like the other you
does hella drugs
thinks is girl
has penis
nah I wanna stay u[ and not slseep
who knows myabyone one of you will get my dick pic
My cashier job is slowly eroding my good nature and heart
I almost sent Erin a dick pic
lmao Erin send me your snap, gonna add you
everything you can imagine that's in north america
you name it and i'll find it
yeah it's not, pretty good shit but i'm not going out of my way
would buy a snickers bar at Ian's store
erin send me pics
real q
does erin or scarlet have the more pretty penis
im hot igthe now
i'm trusting you with this tho
You can't even own a pocket knife in the UK. How are you going to go "innawoods"?
It just seems more towards realism to me.
I told you custom service of any sort would make anyone a misanthrope.
Go on Messenger nigga
you can do as you please on private land
can I fuck you on priove at latd
To you, maybe.
And slowly, I still like the people for the most part
that was like the best snap I have ever sent
but all you want is butt
I thought delivering pizza last summer might make me less misanthropic but it didn't work.
I'm fine; just on a short break before summer classes start.
That does seem like a pretty ideal place, then.
I hear human meat tastes like pork. It probably is pretty bad for you though, because of all the toxins and stuff modern people are exposed to.
no dox
literally 10/10
lenko claims he does not fuck dudes
just gotta be careful for the other hunters who are jackasses. almost been shot 3 times now.
I hear human meat tastes like pork
I wanted to try human for ages tbh. would do it without hesitation.
Interacting with old people of any kind is what breeds true misanthropy.
dude Lenko has had like a dozen shots too many
beepop has to be super careful cause his staff is fucking retarded
dude I've eaten buman
takstes like chicken
i don't have to do shit because i'm a God
sucking cock doesn't count dude
well i mean we all know you worship traps but if you abuse your power we just on to the next one
Still working on that literature degree?
They're kinda the worst. But at least they're the minority
dude did you block me already lmfao
lol erin you want a new sugar daddy? my dick is like 72 cm
no, I JUST sent you a snap of me operating a microwave with my foot
you broke my snapchat then gj
she has multiple men on the internet who give her money
lol na, I want nicks awesome cock
and Sara for cuddles
tp is jkuist a b[ussy faggot that hoas no friend sirl
ironically enough nick is the one dude who can't afford her
nick eats his own cum he's a sub
I'd fuck you raw and btich slap you every twi minutes like the lieel whore you are you
Just the internet in general; idr what sites exactly. I'm sure there have been a lot of people who ate human meat at some point and had stories about how it tasted. I haven't really looked into it enough to be sure, though. We haven't corroborated any of these allegations on THIS network.
Yeah, these will be my last classes.
After that, I think what I really need to do is live in the wilderness for a while or somewhat in the wilderness. I've had that desire in the back of my head for a long time and I can see how it could be an important step.
I want a burger right now you hav eno idea
I don't want adui tho
trust me you'll love my dock
cause erin is a slut
who wants to get me a 200 pin 2GB 800mhz DDR2 stick for my birthday
it's like $7
I kinda do too
Take me with you
you want my stick for your bday? it's like 8 feety long
and gives blowjobs for games
where is your upvote script
give me that shit so i can +1 lenko
jesus. i know plenty of people have and still do to this day but it's not okay
dude just
move here
i'm a good driver okay
the stick I need is only like 3 inches long
somewhere on Erin.wtf prolly
you saying you wouldn't fuck somebody for free games? :^)
duh that's happening soon
lol yan has a small dick hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahjahahahahahahahahahahahaa
is that against the rules?
I- I meant the DDR2 ( ._.)
and i don't play games
people like erin who cyber for games are despicable
it's big dw
someon can vouch
That would defeat part of the purpose, but I guess I might learn how to hunt with Bebop.
Why not?
srsly tho win 10 is abysmal with 1gb but my netbook only has capacity for 2gb tops
one ram slot, 2gb per slot cap on atom cores
hey guys i got this netbook that i totally didn't suck dick for
Oh... I guess I'm not wanted
|Rolled 2 (1d2)
drunk drive
stay home
it's against what i believe and obviously everything i think is right or wrong is true for everyone else too.
my dick is like 1000 TB
can it multitask without losing power
i think erin should stop buying computers and start understanding his mind
real talk
i CAN DO ANAL AND VAG NO PROBLEMO
"you can drive as long as you don't kill us"
colbs you can come to okay. just stay away from eastern oregon, they'll get a good luck at you and prob rape you in the woods
stop giving me false hope. i'm sleep deprived hard right now.
I think my phone has higher specs than my netbook when I think about it.
iOS is still built on Darwin though, win 10 is built on a wheelbarrow of lard and Popsicle sticks
i thought we were joing forces
you don't have a job and worry about apple bullshit
why people give you money is beyond me
aww man though think about it
like tp and lenko
they wouldnt know what hit them
I just need some of your Injun money. I am insanely adaptable, I will learn how-to survive
Humanity isn't wanted.
Are you sure you'd like doing that, anyway? :3
Lawlessness reigns.
But it doesn't matter; it would be dumb to eat animals that are full of toxins and stuff.
another entitled erin gift she got from whining about being poor
gonna open this mail that says personal I steal tho, these are always lewd psych letters
i steal? instead*
Its probably a bag of dicks
what is the going rate for an erin blowjob btw
you have no income so it should be worth my while
DOHOHO knew it
i want a living bebop
legit the last time someone said shit like this to me was 3years ago and it dug in deep
I've said it before and I'll say it again
my main tribe is $2bil in debt LMAO
nice feet nerd
still waiting for the day something actually threatens my life and makes me feel the most alive that one can possibly feel
how's following my plan on /b/ going? oh also government shit if you're still doing that
Why not? And yes
theseius sent erin a bag of dicks
why did you ban me?
The U.S. is more than 5x more in debt and still spends money
mental health team
Even better
Avatarfags never fail to amuse
here is my impression of spoilers
hey guys i'm a retard
oh shit a pic of a house
lol rekt so banned
i mean they give every member who has more than like 25% blood $90 every 3 months currently but that only just started happening again
i should go down to cali and fix their shit
i banned you?
dicks in bags theseius, dicks. in. bags
account now pls
whats me?
you are silly
You'd probably have to piss someone off badly first.
Multiple reasons.
One is that I think surviving on my own for a while would strengthen me in a lot of ways. I see modern people as relatively weak with how dependent they've grown on society and its products, and I want to overcome that.
Another is that I really need to figure out what exactly I want to do in life long-term and cutting off social ties completely for a while can be a good way of receiving inspiration.
Luka would never send a bag of dicks to anyone.
He'd probably just freeze and eat them on his mac and cheese with ketchup.
and wieners
oh wait
why did you ban me over some bullshit?
can you not reply?
nice rack
no idea, im actually pretty confused right now lol whats up with you?
i said something not someone
it could be an animal or just nature
stop spamming
Now we all know what the "hot dogs" he cuts up for his mac, cheese and ketchup are.
It's wiener time.
gotta phone the mental health team
feels like it should be them calling me but whatevs
so you have nothing to say?
stop spamming
It's not spamming. He's literally repeatedly asking a question that is being dodged.
why do you let this idiot keep power if it was proven that he abuses
So yeah, you're still rich
I just think our goals are are similar and we could do it together is all
This. Tsuchi on point.
I guess that's good another reason for living in the wilderness for a while; survival instinct would really have to be used in general.
the community mental health team
or as I like to call them
trust me when im drunk
I wouldn't trust you as far as I could cum
pro tip; I can't cum
he's not spamming
says the definition of spamming
You're better than this
it hasn't been proven yet
Well yeah. Everyone in my family has worked hard for it though lol
It's very good and I believe it helps with one mentally to do things like that for even just a week out of the year. I try to do it at least a month every year, two if possible.
better to trust me when I'm sober and not a horndog
filtered tp again
you're on thin ice already idiot
you will never be a kawaii japanese girl shooting an M4 at a flying onion monster
have this picture of Sara's amazing boops
that was a nice 10 minutes
I can't cum
That seems like a problem
But you haven't
can't cum on those
I guess we might as well put that idea on hold and come back to it when I'm closer to pursuing this.
Living in the wilderness is pretty feasible there, then?
Also, how cold are the winters?
oh not at all, I can still orgasm better than ever
in your butt tho
i dont even know what youre talking about dude, you might as well be speaking latin if i don't know what you are on about
dodged? >>1027129 is that really dodging?
Spam is repeatedly doing something devoid of any content.
Repeatedly asking a question to someone that's intentionally dodging, hoping to get a straight answer, isn't "spamming" the board. It's annoying to the person he's asking but it affects the board in no way whatsoever.
did tp and gilgamesh have strokes in my absence?
I can feel a sexy party coming my way one day soon
so many people agreeing to come to Scotland when their finances and schedules allow
well there are only three mods
and youj all deny it
fucking destroy the whole structure
im not even denying anything i literally know nothing of this moment you are talking about, try being more clear with definition of what happened
scoot, how we doing on that btw? I am actually surprised you haven't been up to stay a few nights already
there was that one time you were drunk and hardcore hitting on me on steam and I was like jeez I don't want this in my house
so we gotta go the other way and rail coke instead
Yes, that's dodging.
You know what he was asking and could've clarified, answered, or otherwise responded in a meaningful way.
beepop is a pervert and known liar
Make me go to bed. Go ahead. You can't.
Many have tried. Many have failed.
nobody cares about you
that's what dingofucker said too
I've built 5 houses in 2 years and done a shit load of hard labor
driven hundreds of miles back and forth mindlessly while slamming energy drinks to stay awake/alive
Colbs pls
just because i don't work a normie job doesn't mean I haven't done shit
i could go on about other shit i've done but then i'd just be gloating
very much so. i know a lot of people here with shit loads of land so i can pretty much stay where ever i like, though i generally stay in the same area every year because hunting and i already know the area
uh it can go from -30 to 63 in just a couple of hours. it's fun
verb: spam; 3rd person present: spams; past tense: spammed; past participle: spammed; gerund or present participle: spamming
send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet.
posting useless crap on forums over and over
(Verb) The act if obnoxiously doing something repeatedly for attention or in order to disturb others.
I guess our definitions differ
They already answered the question, he said he was going to keep asking to piss them off on purpose. Tsuchi come on, you're better than this.
uh how can i know anything about just simply
why did you ban me?
this neither tells me what happened or how he deduced it had to be me of all people, given how little im here
At least my parents love me, lol rekt
the new song without tom
i cri evr tiem
I have built 5 houses in 2 years and have over 300 confirmed kills
make nezi a mod over spoilers
try giving details then, sounds like youre just unwilling to say what happened cause you either did break a rule or it didnt even happen since you wont say a thing about it
b e d
whoa dude we have a lot in common
damn new, now I need some blink or imma die
not even a bad thing, thanks ^^
new? nez*
you just neec cock
my dock
he's drunk, best just to ignore him for now.
And you could've replied with that. But you dodged when saying "I banned you?" which adds nothing. Bebop was saying you've been lurking constantly and the only mod that even deletes CP so that's where TP's drawing conclusions from.
i have no idea what you're talking about
I also need a Linda McCartney veggie sausage sandwich
I hope my bread isnt mouldy :s
veggie sausage
That is disgusting.
erin isn't even a vegeta
it SO isnt
Maybe I should avoid being there in the dead of winter, but in general, I guess where you live seems like a great option.
really? here i thought it was cause the two of them missed me so much, though i guess drinking themselves into a stupor is probably brought on by it
i break too many hearts yo
I mean if it was quorn, yes, that would be fucking disgusting
but I don't eat that crap
but no, nezi has several people that vehemently dislike, so therefore he must be irresponsible and would make a bad mod
tuck me in first
do it u wont ur soft no balls
just now getting deep into their stuff, I only touched the surface with their big hits in high school
missed Adam's Song somehow
mm baby gimme summa dat delicious DOCK
dislike him*
Just eat normal sausage, made from pork and beef mystery meats.
So... what's the difference?
I didn't say you haven't done things, just that you haven't done what your ancestors did
I can play stay together for the kids on the guitar
I used to have a 12 string and it sounded amazing on that
erin eats anything he can beg for
nothing comes out, but it lasts ages and feels amazing everywhere
just gotta wear the right clothes for it. maybe know how to make a fire or find warmth elsewhere
idk why he's so mad honestly. it was a stupid thing of him to do anyway
you left me saying you were going to bed so i got off cs
you didn't even go to bed though.. you're a.. a .. a big fat liar!
certainly haven't scalped anybody or made traps to kill people in.
only people who have made any good money in my family were alive in the past 100 or so years, everyone else seemed to just live a normal life and not be a greedy fuck like the rest of us.
I tried to sleep and I did make some progress in that regard, but alas I was not entirely successful in my endeavors.
Work is gonna suck tomorrow/today.
I am a monster when drunk, soon I guess, could be autumn autism
where is this webm from?
Those are one and the same tho, from a female perspective
Ancestors doesn't mean distant relatives my dude
erin claims he is a vegetarian but he eats fish and blood
no dice
in the past few times hes done this ive come to the conclusion that he just is this way normally, the sober him is a total fake lol not really but given how drunk he tends to be i wouldnt argue it
hellsing abridged, love by them fellows at tfs that brought you dragonball abridged
why did you bullshit ban me?
did i really piss you off that much?
are you stupid?
can you read?
neat, i'll go look for it now~
how long tll you have to work?
it's probably true. slowly been coming up with the same thing
can you not directly respond to me now that you know you fucked up?
i'm not going to read your walls with beepop
they already answered you last thread
just let it go. you're unbanned now.
who is they
the problem is actually you letting him do that
is there no punishment?
enjoy your laughs
sucks cause i thought he mightve been like chill somewhere in there
hey guys i can just ban a nigger over nothing
no punishment
nobody did anything wrong. miscommunication is all.
i might go to sleep soon
i want this niggers blood
i honestly feel like banning you for 5hours or something
you need to chill the fuck out. a ban from here shouldn't freak you out this much
oh? keep going. i'll just get you for that, it's the second time you've said it.
But yeah Bebop if you're ever in Cali I'll introduce you to my Step dad, He's experience Navy SEAL so I'm sure you'd hsve a lot to talk about
nobody did anything wrong. miscommunication is all.
you are full of shit
i got banned for a week for posting an image of a house
and i could have posted rude comments during the three days before i was unbanned
wait were you that user that doxed someone and a bunch of people reported?
if you are tired you probably should
Oh boy. Bebop has a hissy fit whenever Sci was banned for just being Sci and now he's threatening to do the same thing to TP.
a fucking house
"B-but it's different! Because I'm a-admin now!"
hey guys you better shut up or i will shoot you
stfu beepop
Wow that didn't come out right
I assume you get the gist tho
I already want to talk to him and see if he knows anything about the pistol I wanna get
not just any house according to your post. you were probably reported by someone for dox so they banned you. i'm not going over this again. drop it.
Except when he was actually doing something bad I was saying "fuck sci"
Notice how Sci is still banned?
Is this all you got for tonight as entertainment? You're better than this, Tsuchi.
dox is a dox bro, maybe you should keep to the rules? crazy idea aint it? not being a creep and going into that stuff
TP is human spam.
These are funny~
in a can?
Is this a Dr. Seuss poem?
i didn't dox though. are you fucking retarded?
Sci was banned for CP. Permanently. That's why it stuck.
You were bitching every single time Sci got banned for just being Sci. Literally nothing TP is doing right now is against the rules. You are just wanting to ban him just because. I have no issue with that whatsoever but fucking Christ, it's hypocritical as all fuck for you to be outraged over wordfilters, outraged over personal bans, and now okay with doing them yourself.
like does spoilers have reading comprehension?
tp is human filth
Bebop is a tyrant
scoots is a gay homo
dox is dox bro
episode 7 is coming out sooner or later, they just started scripting it like a few weeks ago
depends does it end with doing lewd things involving an erio?
i dont hang around here daily like you, you hd like three reports on it and you were user claiming it was someone elses house.... that makes it look like a dox, dolt
lenko i thought we were cool
He almost certainly does
If he kept spamming or being a general shitter I'd be hard on him too.
I would post a few times when he got banned because he was a p interesting guy for a while, you know, until he went neo-nazi on all of us
He's spamming threads nonstop right now about this and I want him to chill out, realize what he's doing and come back to it later in a more mature state of mind.
word filters
wait what? you're bringing that up now?
btw I removed them, I said they were only going to be there while I was gone.
personal bans
yeah that is an actual bad thing, what TP is doing isn't personally affecting me in any way
Come on Tsuchi.
i dont hang around here daily like you,
i don't hang around daily either
maybe you shouldn't poke your tetard nose in thenr
around what years was he in? if it was 90s to the early 2000s then he has 90% chance used it and knows a fair amount about it
I already did lewd things today so maybe some other day.
here is spoilers excuse: i didn't know so i banned you for a week
get the fuck out of here
I'm straight homo you imbecile
no you're not fag
Pls stahp fighting
should I drive to the nearest jack in the box in my current state?
ok sorry casper
oh wow, it's still ongoing?
I want him to chill out, realize what he's doing and come back to it later in a more mature state of mind.
That was literally the same logic behind Sci's bans, the same bans you opposed so publicly. I don't give a shit that either was/is banned. The point that annoys me is how you can be so against something because "m-muh admin use" but do the same things yourself and it be perfectly fine.
Go off yourself Lenko
tetard? heres an idea, dont go posting houses claiming they belong to posters especially if a bunch are going to report you
im sure your non-tetarded brain can figure that one out
yup probably will go until it hits the end of the series
your loss, mon cher
die in a hgole scoots
nobody cares aboutyou
not even erin
all im saying is that those retards spoilers and cockshit need to be checked
nice, thanks for posting it~
brb lurking while watching ep 1 abridged
who reported me?
bye im bed now
no problem yo
it doesnt say as far as i know
That wasn't ever explain though, had someone outright said that I wouldn't have given a damn about it.
Mind you we're arguing over a ban TP got and I unbanned him yet he still finds a reason to argue with me and fellow staff members. I never said nothing was going to be done about it, I figure he's smart enough to where I don't have to say that to him for him to know. Maybe not though, who knows.
If you're literally just going to keep going on about how I'm letting this admin thing get to my head like everyone else then I'm just gonna stop replying to you too, it's pathetic. Find something better to do.
It doesn't say, I can show you right now because someone reported one of your posts a little earlier for "spam"
brb lurking
You're not leaving since you're literally lurking until some fake girl shows up for you to creep on.
Lol Lenko Ur mom likes me
That's some dedication.
you have the ip's
might as well
like as if someone reports bullshit
it's somehow worth banning
I'd like to add that I haven't actually done it
the IPs are hidden
yet he still finds a reason to argue with me and fellow staff members.
Yeah, that's not against the rules.
Just flat admit that you want to ban him just because you want to.
You are literally the same as Mugen but at least he admitted it.
you won't be a mod next week spoilers
Early 2000's seems right.
there are id's though
bla bla bla
Ky tokai
I know it's not against the rules but it's stupid to. Complaining about something is one thing but literally spamming it over and over again when he already got answers from multiple people just shows that he's not actually trying to solve anything and is all about causing chaos
I said I would be banning him for 5hours or so, so that he can chill out. Nothing more. If I wanted him banned right now I would have already done it or just not have unbanned him the other day.
get on steam so i can show you a screenshot
beepop if you don't demod spoilers i'm going to make it my personal mission to
maybe like emote more
wake up at 12:30pm or 1:30 latest
you never tucked me in
ooooo frightening not even if i wasnt, who cares? im doing this to help out not to run around enjoying being "above" people, like you seem to think everyone does
i really don't care
demod spoilers though
im doing this to help out
help out who?
change your name to a girls name and post on /lewd/ lol
i wanna see how many of them go after you
i'm gonna sleep soon
you should too
if you don't care then stop talking about it
from the start you were against spoilers and you're just using this to try to get them demoted
honestly, you taking a break could be good for you on that too. you could make an actual plan and think about what you're going to say
make me realize something i've missed so i have a reason to demote everyone and kill myself
All you gotta do is come and hang out in SoCal my dude. I'll just tell him you're into guns and it'll go from there
the board though the fact that the people ive been doing it under are people i like helps too, chii and sebs now bebop
Boy you're stubborn.
Guess I'm staying awake forever.
Sleep well.
b r u h
i wanna talk to him right now though because i might leave tomorrow or the next day to get a Mk 23
maybe you should rejoin voice and not lie to me
Demod spoilers now
Demod spoilers
Make him admin
I wasn't lying. I tried to sleep.
i think the board would hounestly be better if you fucking left
banning over bullshit
I support Spoilers as mod.
you also unironically support trum
your viewpoint is invalad
do whatever to spoilers
just give tickets to the nethermalands so spoilers can hang with forty cakes and lewd tokai lol
sorry i pissed in your cereal bro
does your support bring pets with it? either way appreciated
you banned me for a week
it's not like a daily annoyance
why are you so autistic
and you better believe i'm going to make your fucking life miserable as long as you are on this board
so you really are just mad about the time set on the ban and not the ban itself?
you said you didn't even care about because you only really post on Friday nights
people will just end up filtering you
Spoilers shouldn't be mod
dude it's 7am, my family is awake now, my head feels like it has an axe embedded in it, and I'm tired af
you banned me for a week
This summer, look into flightcomapny Norwegian.
They're supposedly gonna do fligst for 69.99. America/Canada to France/London or something
Now my support of Trump is suddenly unironic when it suits you in relation to your political biases that you haven't really thought out? You've said I was just meme-ing all the other times.
Just shut the fuck up, moron. You're full of shit and everyone knows it. I hope you get perma-banned so you're forced to go hang out with other loser 30-year-olds instead of spewing your worthless bile here.
If you meow and say please.
he posted a pic of an address Bard left
whoever banned him didn't know Bard posted it
TP just said "which room is yours?" along with the pic, nothing else
fortune, what do you call rear view mirror they put on car?
no reason
not supporting Trump
i post user most of the week
why are you not reprimanding him?
it was clear mod abuse
where are my pictures, Jack
In Dutch?
That's also the name of the mirror that hangs inside of the car for rear view.
How long until resolved?
No, a misunderstanding, apperently.
should i calm down?
does spiegel by itself have any meaning?
eat shit manaka
everyone talks about how big of a sociopath you are
cute nagato ♥
Dunno man. But I don't think he has bad intentions.
Achteruit means reverse.
Kijk means look.
Spiegel is mirror.
blaaah bla bla bla
i swer 2 god every other post is tp rite now
dude do you have any idea how mad u r going
like me, gets banned for a week
ayy girl
you literally said you didn't mind because you post here mainly on Friday nights
that leaves area to assume you do still post as user throughout the week which is very obvious when you do
why would I? they did not know and your post was a borderline threat anyway.
like 2 days. the admin page doesn't tell you when there's new ban appeals and someone pm'd me about TP bitching to them and for me to add him, i had to drive home that night(7hour drive). i got home and forgot to unban him that night because i was exhausted but did in the morning.
he's just drunk
Too late tp no time to go soft
I have you filtered you alcohol dripping redneck.
hmm, if spiegel means mirror maybe that's where the indonesian word came from
he'd be a textual orbitoclast if you payed any attention to him
mind numbing
Should there be a rule against known sociopaths like Manaka?
thanks, doll
oh wow thats actually insanely tempting just cause of how cheap it is, how did you know this so fast? lol also i banned tp cause he was user posted someones house apparently and three people reported him, i just thought it was a dick user doxing someone tbh didnt even know it was tp until tonight
meow pleeease
-pets your hair- <3
tokai like doesn't leave his bed lol
he'll have a shitty comeback once he figures out what an orbitoclast is
Misunderstandings happen yo.
Even if you think he's in the wrong, be the bigger guy.
What's the indonesian word?
Hehe. Alright.
It's literally mistakes and misunderstandings into anger.
My mother told me.
He was user posted.
we call normal mirror "cermin" and rearview mirror "spion"
Yo Erin. Whaddup?
I unfortunately do not know that word, please enlighten me as I am too lazy to google, yet somehow not too lazy to type out a request for the definition as well as a bad explanation for why I did not google it.
when will people learn that drinking in excess is bad
it can hurt other people
yeah I legit filtered him, I will unfilter tomorrow or something
he's going 2 sanic fast 4 me right now
i want him to die
ok for you
I bet if you drove over TP's body it would just explode and the whole street would be covered in alcohol, sweat and failure.
<3 perfect!
i probably should have looked a bit more into the situation but given the evidence and my lack of staying here for prolonged periods, i just treated it how it looked
Halloween party at erins
almost done Ep. 2 !
1 or 2
have a good day, fortune. bai
at least he's doing it at home and probably only talking to people here. he's not doing much harm.
i thought tokai and me were trill tbh
he is my fave trap
A "spion" would either be a spy, or a... what do you call a small lens to see who is on the other side of the door.
A bit overdramatic.
You did fine, in my book.
nothin much, this morning was a bit of a snapchat/thread party, now I'm just chilling c:
it's the strengthened ice pick that was used to preform transorbital lobotomies
basically a sharp stick they hammer into your brain behind your eye and mince it with
time to garden work all day
Every time I unfilter I just end up regretting it.
i skipped most of the chibi and moe ones
we call spy "mata-mata" which if i translate it to literal english "eyes", and we dont have indonesian word for that.. and normal homes dont have it.
i think the tradition says it's rude to peek through door to see who's knocking
I feel like one of the main reasons I come here now is to have lurid internet fights.
That would be a big mess that someone would have to deal with. Just put him in a wood-chipper with a garbage bag attacked to the output or something. Wouldn't want to get that failure on anyone.
How've you been?
It's funny how this is your first defense mechanism even when talking about someone who has called you out for being a piece of shit many times before.
Nice, sounds like silly fun.
I'm having a rough patch.
Yesterday a friend of mine got into a psychosis, making her try to harm or kill herself while me and her BF tried to restrain her. She's home now, and remembers nothing.
My father is hospitalized today. He's had backpains for over half a year with no apparent cause. Today he lost all feelings in his legs. They found a tumor, and are operating. News in 1-2 hours.
yeah but i don't think he can come back from that
i was hoping he would just kill himslef so i wouldn't have to see him
it just gets better the further in
i appreciate it, thank you forty
ive been great, how about you bae?
who called me out?
I suppose, but personally I value friendships online as much as real life.
I know that's weird but I think people matter, no matter how you communicate with them
ah. nice.
sick burn.
TP is a nice guy though when he's not drunk or whatever
Why don't you just filter him until you calm down.
If you want to be joking about it, call him filters for the duration
Makes sense. I don't like it, my friends have one though.
Makes me glad I've never gotten mod.
yes c:
..w-why would you skipp cute ones? ;~;
i've posted the same name for like 4 years
what are you on stocking
sounds lewd >_<
i don't filter people
why should i filter him when he fucked up
yeaa well.. with how homes are built, they're pretty much useless. every houses has fence
not what i'm looking for in nagato, although i did save some irresistibly cute ones
Because you're visibly angry.
Makes sense. That building is an appartment. You gotta open the door to see anyone, because no windows to the hallway.
you only want ms. srs pants...?
i wonder why we use that word for rear view mirror, Indonesian language has 2 biggest language source, english and dutch. and pretty sure it's not english.
yea, isnt that how she is in the anime?
am i?
i just want to ruin him is all
Pretty good; just Making America Great Again and enjoying a short break before I start summer classes. I have a surge of energy today.
What does your name have to do with anything? I was just saying that when someone insults you, you often go "I thought me and X were cool" even if I've seen them attack you many times. You said that about Lenko earlier, lmao.
Anyway, if you stopped this shit where you get drunk and spew bullshit for hours, people would probably like you a lot more in general. You seem pretty tolerable when you're posting Tyler Perry and just having normal conversations with people. I'm guessing you're either sober or not very drunk those times.
Take a break from threads like Bebop suggested. I promise there's really no shame in taking a break.
she has a soft side too...
Dunno. Languages are weird.
...If not out of spite and anger, then why?
didn't read
oh it's def out of spite
that nigger banned me
and now i will ruin him
It's funny how you think not reading things is a way of escaping them. It just makes you look more like a weak and pathetic moron.
and she hides it when anyone is around, even from mutsu
one of her many charms
yea, right!
playing with vocal chord to make all kind of sound then people get it
don't hide it!
You can't do shit, you impotent little bitch.
Hot damn
attention to detail
attention to detail
Oh yes, I suppose.
Speech is weird.
Calm down.
i think it's more that i won't do shit, not that i can't
hella calm now
thanks for talking me down
it's what i like from nagato.
np bby
The fuck did I come back to?
200 dollars debt
I play to a crowd of noone, but i got like two online fans
nagato wants to be happy too you know~
TP is a Fucking Cuck
i dont steam and try to fuck traps like you
if any body wants to know what the bangin soundtrack to my snapchats has been today
Give My Love by JoyRyde
i seriously don't like terms like "beta" because they're very subjective, but it's like if you looked up "beta" in the dictionary, TP's picture would be next to it.
SEE ALSO: low energy
I just woke up angry.
Where do I find an outlet.
TP's anus.
I don't like diseases.
the wall
ah its not thaaat bad really
probably is
good! im glad things are seemingly well for you, erio
thanks stocking for calling me beta
My MAGA hat should come today. Very excite.
I have a public speaking class I'm kind of looking forward to. I hated those when I was in high school.
My other class is just an online Old Testament one, lol. Works for my degree and is relevant to my interests.
Any time.
why must it end at ep. 5 ;~;
Tp you are a fuck nut enabling shitter
That stuff is too rough.
bad paintjob
ohh happy day then.
Show me when it's there, I just got a fake one.
even got a neat vine out of those snaps.
they have classes for that?
there is a 6th
Scrape it off. Apply several layers of primer. Repaint. Don't ventilate.
Not in the mood to repaint the house.
Besides, my mom's a painter, she'll kill me for messing it up.
This pic's gotta be from something lewd.
The hats are actually direct connections to the "Make America Great Again" current and by wearing it you fuel the TrumpTrain and make the FBI investigate Crooked Hillary harder.
I got the black one. I might order the red one too at some point.
Theology is a major, so yeah. They decided it works with my Literature degree, too.
I ought to snap more
Like an artist? Or a house painter
I thought house painters were all dudes or dykes.
My hispanic friends want open borders
my dog pooped everywhere.......
Then you should just pull their pants down and strap-on rape them.
How dare you
That'd fit well with black clothing.
Artist, mostly portraits but it used to be very varied.
thats so fricken lewd i dont even know what to say
interesting, well is it as good as you hoped?
Tsuchi wasn't being deceitful
He just has poor reading comprehension
I was allowed to open it :3
Is she any good?
i just got to the cute rip van winkle part~ ♥ (in ep 4)
whoa comfy much?
Well I've told you about what kind of clothes I have before and I think it pretty much works well with most of it. I have colored clothing, but it's not particularly bright. :3
I just tend to default to black things, and the black serves as a reminder of certain things, to me. It reminds me not to get too wrapped up in politics, basically.
I'm letting the fiery energy guide my words.
I don't start the classes until Monday. :3
I had to say the same things like five times and he still pretended not to get it, but yeah, maybe he's just retarded.
Are those usually mving?
Yes, then?
yeah mang :3
photo or video, as long it's like 10 seconds or under
she is silly in their version, i like it
ooooooh..... then i hope its as fun as you want it to be?
Ahh, alright.
I don't use my phone ever, so no apps for me.
"Fun" isn't the word I'd use. :3
In any event, I just have two classes, so it's an easy workload. After that, I graduate.
She used to sell stuff for 7500 euros so I guess.
But not anymore since she works in construction now.
Heh yeah I know, perfect choice then.
I tend to be way too expressive in that stuff.
ugh an open border policy is the absolute worst thing ever... I dont know why bernie/hillary supporters are so freaking stupid
-cools you down-
-is jealous- who got you that?
European hour a worst
ayyyyy East coast though, except you Blood-Chan you trash-heap smellin faget. :3
are you okay?
-rubs up against you-
brb ep.5 awaits~
bye <3
Gross, stop. I'll get your nigger stank on me.
this kills the blood
I recognize the artsyle.
it was supposed to arrive on my birthday but he accidentally overnighted it
i'm still here lurking dear~ ♥
jesus erio i meow, ask for pets, small talk and demand to lewd tokai.... dont ask me to word things perfectly
simpsons called it first
*wrong picture
How ya been?
Too long no see.
As much expressiveness as you want is fine.
It's just that if I actually expressed my usual aesthetic in my clothing, that would be tastelessly edgy. Outside of my sweet spot for edge.
The fire will burn into the universe is consumed.
Really, I think the whole Republican/Democrat dichotomy itself is fucking retarded. It doesn't make sense that most Americans fall into those two groups, considering the fact that those groups have a bunch of preset opinions that don't really logically follow into each other. Just a sign of herd mentality.
I wasn't asking that; not a big deal~
Anna doesn't wipe h(er)is butt irl
Pretty good! How are you windmill-chan?
my dog is cute
she likes to sit on the balcony and just smell the wind
i know i was just fuckin with you babe, you know i love you
yea.. well.. we're more of a rinse it with flowing water kind of civilization
I'm proopen borders
Borders are just lines on paper
Trump seems like the sorta guy that would increase online surveillance
and lie to the American people
Doggos are the best. Mine gets really grump if I say something is cute.
She is THE cute, no other cutes allowed.
Just read this, please: No fun.
wow you lewdo
I can imagine lol, you can still do a little though.
I have some black shirts with skulls and all that on it, still some of my favourites.
Trump is already selling out. Lol grin
lolol adorbs
i havent associated with an african american since #blacklivesmatter came to my school lol
i hate yan so much...
hhehe -snugs tightly-
that's why im a libertarian~
Fuck israel
-cheek kissu-
I agree that they are on an absolute level. Countries themselves don't exist on an absolute level.
That doesn't mean that creating borders on a practical level and defending them isn't the best thing to do for highest possible quality of life, though.
I know you're trolling, but I wanted to post this image
I do do a little; I have some shirts like that as well. But it's controlled edge.
I used to be libertarian. But I don't really believe in any absolute values, and even libertarianism rests on a supposed absolute.
For four long years,
Trump will say he's doing stuff
Trump will say he's not doing stuff
He'll call reporters idiots
It won't be til the third year, when a whistleblower releases all the stuff he's been doing.
The 'traitor' is summarily executed.
Think you couldn't trust the Obama Administration to be transparent?
With the sort of things Trump will be doing, while avoiding impeachment, he's the sorta guy to invest in
Sorry to hear about that. My father has been going through some medical problems for a while now and it's really messed me up.
I try to enjoy the little things and not stress about that, though.
+surveillance, like the NSA
for the security of its people, of course.
You're just pulling things out of your ass, lmao. Why aren't you focusing on attacking Shillary?
...Dunno, to be honest.
Yeah. But this is all new, and I can't even sleep inbetween the disasters.
Stop spam.
By the way, Kanra, how did you feel about #NVDemConvention?
I just don't think borders are that big a deal.
I would try to argue.
But lets try something different:
What would I have to say
or what would Trump have to do
for you to not trust him
or to not vote for him?
Obama and Clinton betrayed so many people tbh
Can you shooow?
oh yeah today is catuday <3'
i dont have a cat though...
I used to be libertarian.
when I was 15
Liberalism only works on Canada
Go back to Canada
You'll be alright~
Yeah she's the cutest. Total pain in my ass, though. Doggos require lots of attention. She's a total diva when she doesn't get the attention she wants.
Then we got our little albino boston terrier.. Prince Albert. Fuckin goob.
What do you mean by Liberalism?
why not? ;~;
Just not right now.
Did you cap it yourself? :3
Anything good happening lately?
i shouldnt bother being honest anymore since no one believes me anyway
Far left democratic policies
i have four chihuahuas i love them so much. I don't have room for anything else :p
just turn off your emotions
its easy
I know. But that's no fun.
I can do that, but only when neccesary.
Like when I notice suicidal thoughts. I shut down.
Man, that's a lot of things.
If he said:
"All non-christians should be executed"
"Gay people should be sent to Africa"
"Erio is a fag and I h8 him"
Then I wouldn't vote for him. Just a few examples. But anyway, believe me when I say you won't convince me to switch.
How did you feel about Shillary's people jewing Bernie hardcore at the Nevada convention, though?
Maybe some time; I'm downstairs right now and also taking pictures and stuff is effort.
I didn't connect it with age, though.
It was my brothers birthday last night, I love him and I'm happy that he's survived to be a quarter of a century old.
Well if you didn't lie so much that wouldn't be a problem y'know?
Oooh, nice.
How old's Noams again?
off now, laters you dolts much chill and love
So you mean Progressivism.
And why do you hold those views? Do you think the Republicans since Reagan had it right?
Yea, the Democratic party is corrupt, too. Relying on their connections and media influence to weave narratives,
like, "Someone threw a chair at the Nevada Convention."
When the reality is, some guy lifted a chair, and others quickly responded by talking him down, and giving him hugs.
I don't like Hilary at all.
Trump, though. I don't know how you people think about Trump. I liked Bernie because you knew where he stood, and he repeated what he wanted many, many times. He had been saying the same things for 40 years. Trump is the opposite of this. Can we agree on that?
Hitler had it right
*snuggles close*
bye bye~
Hitler had ur mum
why didnt you let your friend die?
i love you <3
yeah i guess its too late now... I dont lie on purpose though... I have no control over my compulsive lying disorder
bye eva
oh god
And no. And no, the republicans since Reagan are all RINOs
you would love my dogs... but they biiite v.v
You mean full and complete control of all media?
During the days when there were dangerous ideas, and you could be arrested for thinking the wrong things?
I'm sure the Nazi Party wouldn't be corrupt or anything, with it's totalitarian, unrivaled control over its people.
The "Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda" wouldn't create fake narratives, stories, and ideas to shape ('educate') its citizens to think and act the right way.
instill a fear of the enemy. instill a fear and dependency on the State. censor knowledge.
Sure thing, Jack.
well how are mine then? those are like half.
I'm sane.
I should iron those.
they look so dirty.
tfw tokai will never call you a dirty girl then press a hot iron against you.
don't let them bite...
That second e is a confession.
Liberalism is what America and France fought for in the 1800s.
BLM/SJW/LGBTQI/trigger warning/safe spaces are new, and that's what you talk about.
Socialized medicine has worked.
Do you like Jon Stewert?
On some things, but Trump seems largely interested in simply fixing problems.
Between Trump and Hillary, Hillary is a warmongering psychopath with an assload of scandals that show she's full of shit and a psychopath. She's also a known flip-flopper, as far as that goes. She was against gay rights, for example, until she realized she needed to be for those in order to get votes as a Democrat.
Trump is a narcissist. A narcissist who always wants THE BEST in everything, and doesn't want anything less than the best to be associated with his name. This is a factor that ensures he'll make sure the country he leads gets the best as well. What you said in makes me think you haven't done a lot of research into the guy himself. You can bet he'll care a lot about his legacy.
Have you listened to him talk much, by the way? I think most people just get little out of context snippets and stuff, if anything.
This interview yesterday was great. These people got blown the fuck out.
You define that word weirdly.
iron your shirts, holy shit
The Dutch King only allowed for a new liberal constitution because he got blackmailed for being bisexual.
what the fuck
but effort x.x
I don't even own an Iron
Do you deny it, then?
Tfw Tokai will never let wear his shirts.
They look good~
I wore more stuff like that when I was younger.
New thread
New thread
Trump seems largely interested in simply fixing problems
He has promised to bring an end to the 'War on Christmas'.
Whether or not he's interested in fixing things,
a) are the things he's talking about broken
b) are his "best people working on it", actually the best people
c) every presidential candidate says they'll fix things, and notoriously don't once they're in power
So what if he's a narcissist? Every world leader is a narcissist, and that's one of the fucking problems.
Is his idea of THE BEST? Financial? Well being? Life expectancy? Highest level of education? Biggest military?
I saw Morning Joe with Trump on it.
All I hear when he talks is, "what can I say that will get me more votes, and get people to like me?"


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Sowing seeds of destruction
Common insecticides are riskier than thought to predatory insects.
Coatings of pesticides called neonicotinoids on corn and soybean seeds reduce populations of predatory insects, such as this tiger beetle (Cicindela sexguttata), as much as broadcast applications of commonly used pyrethroid insecticides.
Margaret Douglas and John Tooker from Pennsylvania State University published these findings in the journal PeerJ.
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I used one of my 2013 in Review templates to make a quick compilation of green outfits in case it might help inspire some St. Patrick's Day outfit ideas on Monday:
Original Posts:
1 / 2 / 3 / 4
5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9
10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14
Linking up to Walking in Memphis in High Heels.
Random bit o' knowledge from Wikipedia:
Originally, the colour associated with Saint Patrick was blue. Over the years the colour green and its association with Saint Patrick's Day grew. Green ribbons and shamrocks were worn in celebration of St Patrick's Day as early as the 17th century. Saint Patrick is said to have used the shamrock, a three-leaved plant, to explain the Holy Trinity to the pagan Irish, and the ubiquitous wearing and display of shamrocks and shamrock-inspired designs has become a feature of the day.


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North Lanarkshire Council is to invest £120,000 on improving fire safety at schools and community facilities.
A notice on the Public Contracts Scotland website shows the council is seeking a contractor to carry out fire alarm replacements at St Monica's Primary School in Coatbridge, Holy Family Primary School in Mossend, Calderbank Community Centre and Chapelhall Senior Citizens Centre.
There will also be full rewiring of the electrical installations at Ravenswood Primary School, Cumbernauld, and St Michael's Primary in Moodiesburn, which contain new fire alarm installations
A programme of further fire alarm contracts will be going to tender in the near future.


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Eden Project North Cornwall
This road trip takes over one hour, 57 miles from the site, but well worth the experience
Leaving the site head south A3071 at roundabout 1st exit A30 continue 43 miles then take the A389/A391 towards St Austell next roundabout 4th exit next 1st exit A391 follow signs to Eden Project on arrival use their parking felicities. Walk into the complex, a fee to visit, enjoy and spent a few happy hours exploring the many themes
Eden Project
Eden Project is a visitor's attraction in Cornwall; inside the artificial Biomes are plants from around the world. In the layout there's a meandering path with the views of the Biomes, planted landscapes, vegetable gardens and sculptures. The Core is a new project incorporating many exhibitions. The site opened in 2001 but is being updated continually so now you can navigate through much of the project including both the greenhouses.
Continue journey to Pastowe travel northeast turning onto the A391 at 2nd roundabout 2nd exit still A391 next roundabout 2nd exit B3276 continue onto A389 right turn B3276 arrive in Pastowe park in the Quayside. Then explore. within the town and harbour areas.
Visit their Site http://www.edenproject.com/
A fishing town on the coast of Cornwall and the west bank of the river Camel with a harbour and quayside, narrow streets with plenty of eaters and gift shops.
A great time to visit would be on Mayday to experience the festivals, two running together one called "Obby Oss" the other "Mayday" there are two separate parades with drum and accordions bands marching through the narrow streets, meeting at the maypole all dressed up with greenery and flowers. In fact the whole town is dressed up with bunting everywhere to been seen, just look on, also watch the Morris dancers very different.


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A transient believed to have been cooking food pleaded not guilty on Tuesday to sparking a blaze in Montebello during a weekend scorcher.
Arturo Miallan Aguilar, 45, pleaded not guilty in a downtown Los Angeles courtroom to a charge of recklessly causing the 370-acre Lincoln Fire in the Montebello Hills. He was in court as fire crews continued to fully douse the blaze.
He was arrested Sunday night, hours after the blaze started in the Rio Hondo riverbed in Montebello and spread into the hills.
Local news from across Southern California
Police said Aguilar was apparently trying to cook a meal when the fire spread. He faces up to three years in prison if convicted, according to prosecutors.
Aguilar's bail was set at $20,000. He is due back in court Aug. 28, when a date will be set for a hearing to determine if there is enough evidence for him to stand trial.
The blaze, which began around 1:30 p.m. Sunday, was 80 percent contained as of Tuesday morning, fire officials said.
Los Angeles County Fire Inspector Randall Wright said the scene had little active fire remaining, but crews were using water drops and hand crews to fully encircle to burn area to prevent any flare ups.
A Southern California Edison worker fell and broke his leg at the scene around noon Monday, said Deputy Montebello Fire Chief Dan Amador, and four firefighters were injured fighting the blaze Sunday.
One suffered heat exhaustion, another a shoulder injury, one an eye injury and one firefighter complained of neck and back pain after a Los Angeles County Fire Department helicopter made a hard landing at Rose Hills Cemetery due to a mechanical problem.
While no buildings were damaged, there was damage to oil field infrastructure owned by Freeport, he said. The extent was still being assessed.
Some area homes were subject to voluntary evacuations while the fire raged.
The fire closed stretches of Lincoln Avenue, San Gabriel and Rosemead boulevards and Durfee Avenue, according to Montebello police and the Los Angeles County Fire Department.
The eastbound Pomona Freeway was closed at San Gabriel Boulevard around 5 p.m. Sunday, but reopened about 3 1/2 hours later, according to the California Highway Patrol.
It was not immediately clear whether Aguilar had an attorney.
City News Service contributed to this report.


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NEW: CIPT certification training is now available
Next scheduled training:
September 30th – October 4th & October 14th – 15th
Welcome to Bello Consulting Privacy Program Management InfoPoint
Since 2019 Bello Consulting run as IAPP Official Training Partner. Not only we provide privacy program management setup and GDPR/ePR compliance, Data Protection Officer service contract but also we top up your privacy team with knowledge and expertise.
We bring your organization to the highest level of ongoing capacity to comply with GDPR and ePR and for you as a privacy professional your personal carrier to most competitive level with globally accepted CIPP/E, CIPM and CIPT certificates.
You can lower the cost of training significantly when you schedule the regional OTP Certification trainings in Croatia or Slovenia. Check availability for Zagreb and Ljubljana.
Get GDPR Ready
The General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) is now in force. Do you understand what it takes to handle personal information, from one end of your organization to the other?
Find out with the IAPP's GDPR Ready training. Understand GDPR requirements. Know which provisions apply to your organization. Learn how to design a response that meets regulatory requirements and builds customers' confidence. Gain the knowledge to become a GDPR-ready privacy pro or the certified DPO (data protection officer) so many organizations need. (The IAPP estimates it will take 75,000 DPOs to meet GDPR compliance requirements.)
GDPR compliance starts with knowledge.
IAPP training, certification and membership
Recent research has established that it takes more than 20 hours of training just to acquire a workable understanding of the GDPR, and even more to prepare for a DPO position. Our GDPR Ready training courses are recognized as the most effective way to prepare for these all-important roles.
The IAPP GDPR Ready bundles deliver all the tools you need for success.
Would you prefer in-person training taught by industry-leading data protection pros, live online training delivered by experts once per week over four consecutive weeks, or the "do-it-yourself" format offered by online training classes? Whatever way you prefer, we've got you covered.
Looking to achieve our recognized CIPP/E and CIPM certifications? Then check out our Four-Day GDPR Ready Bundle.
All the bundles include complimentary one-year IAPP membership, which grants you access to member-only resources like the EU General Data Protection Regulation Resource Section and the DPO Toolkit. What's in these two resources? Vendor management solutions, key sections of the regulation, DPO tech tools, access to the IAPP Privacy List, PIA templates and much more.
Schedulle GDPR Ready training for CIPM and CIPP/E certification:
Zagreb 30/09 – 3/10 2019
Schedulle training for CIPP/E certification:
Zagreb 30/09 – 1/10 2019
Schedulle training for CIPM certification:
Zagreb 2/10 – 3/10 2019
Schedulle training for CIPT certification:
Zagreb 14/10 – 15/10 2019
Schedulle GDPR Ready training for CIPM and CIPP/E certification Ljubljana: t.b.d.
"Early bird" registration is always available up to 30 days before scheduled training start or by making a reservation for next available slot.
Check more informations about "GDPR Ready" and other IAPP trainings.
You can order or register training here.


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