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Episode #127: TYATU Noir: The Case of the Switched Winner[edit]
Director: This episode is told straight from the eyes of Johnny. The following takes place between 8:47 AM and 9:53 PM. All events occur in real time.
(It was a warm summer day when I entered my office. I had a case. Someone switched the winning name in the Diety War. And I was hired to find out who. I grabbed my old modified Walther PPK, the heat I always use, as well as some ammo for it. I exited my office and entered the crime scene. First thing I saw was a hammer lying on the ground underneath the camera. A red hammer. I would have preferred yellow. Ooh, a yellow crayon! Suddenly, a big, tough man entered the scene.)
Thug: Da Boss says I should take you out, so I will. (gets out a pistol)
(A chance to use my heat. I shot a round of shots at the thug, but he laughed at the shots.)
Thug: You spent money on a gun that shoots yellow crayons!?! WHA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
Johnny: What are you, some sort of communist!?!
Thug: Er, uh, uh-oh.
(I reloaded my PPK and shot a couple of shots straight in the thug's eyes. Did I mention that Connery fellow gave me a license to kill? The thug dropped down, injured. A blatant clue was on his jacket: a hammer and sickle symbol. If only I knew what that meant...time to investigate. I entered the main room of the resturaunt, to meet up with a guy. That C fella.)
C: What is it, Johnny?
Johnny: What does this symbol mean? (shows C the communism symbol)
C: It means COMMUNISM!!!
Johnny: No, seriously, what does it mean?
Johnny: Yeah, right. Hey Han, what does this mean? (shows Han the communism symbol)
Han: It means communism.
Johnny: You're pulling my leg. Hinoa, what does this symbol mean?
Hinoa: It means Timmy is trapped in the well again and you have to get tools to help him.
Johnny: Really?
Hinoa: No. It means communism. Are you that thick?
Johnny: No. Adam, what does this mean?
Adam: I see C was trying to convert you to communism. That symbol means communism.
Johnny: I'm going to ask my brother then.
(Johnny goes up to Capercorni and askes)
Capercorni: BUCK? SHOT? HAHA!
(Capercorni shoots the ceiling)
Johnny: Well that was helpful. DEMSEY, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!
Demsey: Communism.
Johnny: I KNOW WHO DID IT!!! It was members of the Order of the Hammer and Sickle!!!
Adam: There is no "order of the hammer and sickle".
(Back on the case, I see. I had to figure it out quickly. Handwriting tests from everyone. Then, compqared the handwriting to the handwriting on the paper. A direct match with C's handwritin'.)
Johnny: This could only have been done by one person. C, you are the culprit.
C: Darn it! I was going to be paid well for it!
Director: Wow, this episode was short. GET THE MYTHBUSTERS!!!
Episode #127 pt II: Mythhuffers[edit]
(Mythbusters come in)
Adam Savage: Don't try this at home.
Jamie: We are what you call experts. We do this for a living. We will be testing the myth that if someone in a TV series jumps the shark, the TV series will fail.
Adam Uncyclop: Didn't you already test this myth?
Savage: No, we tested jumping the shark in a webcomic. To be exact, a webcomic called Irregular Webcomic.
Uncyclop: Can I have your autographs please? Please please please?
Jamie: You can get both our autographs if you help the Mythterns. And supply a Cement Truck.
Uncyclop: SURE!!!
Savage: So who wants to Jump the Shark?
Guard: I will, because I...am an EXPENDABLE!!!
Jamie: Good. Don't forget you...
(Guard tries to jump the shark, but lands in it's jaws)
Jamie: ...r motorcycle.
(Uncyclop's cement truck drives into the parking lot)
Uncyclop: Right in the parking lot, one cememt truck.
Guard: Someone get a medic!!!
(Priest pulls Guard out and heals him)
Savage: Just use Buster.
(Buster is thrown on to a motorcycle, with a brick on the gas pedal. The motorcycle is nearly there, but...Buster suddenly explodes in an insanely overpowered fireball. Guard ends up killed in the explosion.)
Argon: No, no, I said blow it up when the Mythbusters were holding it!!!
Savage: You know the drill...
(The Mythbusters repair Buster like usual, but...)
Savage: NICE!!! A REMOTE-CONTROLLED MINI-FLAMETHROWER TO ATTACH TO BUSTER!!!
Uncyclop: Please tell me there won't suddenly be a blatant rip-off of Irregular Webcomic suddenly right now.
Prick #1: First, what am I still doing here? Second, there is a guy called Death of Insanely Over-
Moonshine: Dude, did you see what Han wrote on the talk-
Director: CUT!!!
Benson: BUT I WANTED TO MEET SOMEONE ELSE WHO SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS!
Director: Moonshine, how much pot did you smoke this time!?!
Moonshine: I like meese, Jimmy.
Director: I'll take that as a lot. BACK TO THE SHOW!!!
Priest: I'll revive Guard.
Savage: After we get someone to jump the shark, lets fly over the shark, first with the old hovercraft, and second with a plane.
Jamie: Uh, the hovercraft was destroyed when that confederate rocket lit the workshop on fire.
Savage: Okay, I'll just use the plane.
Han: By the way, test the myth that planes can be flown without crashing, please.
Jamie: Should be easy.
(Guard jumps the shark. Ratings go up thanks to the Mythbusters. Jamie flys over the shark with a plane, and then crashes.)
Savage: BUSTED!!! Now for the plane myth! I'll pilot.
Jamie: Sure!
(Adam Savage gets into a small plane, and starts piloting it)
Savage: Now, to pilot it my way! BIG BOOMS!! (throws lit dynamite at controls)
Uncyclop: Oh no, not the "throwing things at the controls" piloting idea again...
(The plane crashes into the ground and burns half of the film crew)
Savage: WOOOO! Jamie, do we have a replay of that shit?
Jamie: Yes, I believe so. Grant, could you roll that for us? ... Grant? You okay there?
(Plane then explodes from the dynamite)'
Grant: I'm okay, but maybe I shouold pilot the plane.
Savage: As long as you blow something up.
(Grant flies a plane, but crashes)
Mythbusters: Get a professional pilot.
(A pilot comes in)
Pilot: Did you say pilot?
Uncyclop: What are you doing here, Henry Bons?
Henry: Getting ready to pilot a plane.
(Credits roll)
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Feel rejuvenated among alfalfa, cicely and dandelion while taking a stroll in this Tonic Garden.
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Teas to soothe, teas to relieve, teas to rejuvenate—Herbal Tea Gardens (Storey Publishing, 1999) contains everything you need to know to grow, blend and brew healthful and delicious herbal teas. You'll find more than 100 tea recipes, as well as 22 illustrated garden plans. Try a couple energizing tea recipes made with herbs featured in this stimulating Tonic Garden. Find more herbal tea garden plans in 3 Herbal Tea Gardens for Health and Well-Being.
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This garden is composed of herbs that are considered tonic and energizing. Beside a gently winding walkway, plant a long curve of dandelion, followed by an echoing sweep of alfalfa. Consecutively shorter rows of borage, then cicely close off the design to the southeast. Edge the other side of the walkway with thyme. You may wish to use several different varieties (such as lemon thyme and English thyme) for more color and textural interest. Balance out the planting with fenugreek, borage, and cicely.
• Alfalfa 10 to 12
• Borage 5
• Cicely 5
• Dandelion 12 to 18
• Fenugreek 1
• Thyme 8 to 12
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This is a beautiful, fruity tonic punch that is decorated with borage leaves and flowers.
• 2 cups apple cider
• Sliced lemons, oranges, and strawberries
• 3 strips cucumber peel
• 10 borage leaves, shredded
• 2 cups sparkling mineral water
1. Mix and chill cider, sliced fruit, and cucumber peel ingredients for 1 hour. Then add water and ice cubes. Pour into a pretty punch bowl or pitcher and top with borage flowers and leaves.
Dandelion tea becomes a tasty wine with this recipe. Use only fresh dandelion blossoms from which you have removed all stems—otherwise the wine will be bitter.
• 16 cups dandelion flower heads
• 2 oranges, sliced
• 1 lemon, sliced
• 1 teaspoon ginger root, crushed
• 1 gallon water
• 4 pounds sugar
• 1 egg white (optional)
• 1/2 ounce yeast
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Cerebrum: Scattered basophilic cytoplasmic inclusions were noted in the pyramidal neurons in many regions of the cortex, but most prominently within the frontal lobes, where there was also focal spongiosis of superficial lamina. Basophilic inclusions were also noted within the putamen, thalamus and globus pallidus.
Brain stem: Scattered basophilic inclusions were noted throughout the brain stem nuclei, including the substantia nigra (Figure 4a and Figure 4b), oculomotor nuclei, periaqueductal grey matter, pontine nuclei, locus cerulei, hypoglossal nuclei and inferior olivary nuclei. Neuronal loss from these regions appeared mild. There was marked fibre loss from the corticospinal tracts in the cerebral peduncles and medullary pyramids.
Cerebellum: This showed mild patchy loss of Purkinje cells and occasional axonal 'torpedoes'. Basophilic inclusions were noted within the dentate nucleus.
Inclusions: The inclusions had sharply demarcated, irregular or rounded outlines and showed marked basophilia with hematoxylin and eosin staining, sometimes with central areas pallor. Although some showed argyrophilia with a modified Bielchowsky preparation, most were unstained. They did not show fluorescence with ultraviolet light following thioflavin-S staining. Occasional inclusions showed speckled ubiquitin immunoreactivity (Figure 5a, arrow and Figure 5b), however, most were negative (Figure 5a, arrow head). Occasional inclusions also showed weak, often peripheral, immunoreactivity with an antibody to phosphorylated neurofilament (Figure 6, arrows). Immunoreactivity using antibodies to tau protein, alpha-synuclein and MAP-2 was not seen.
At electron microscopy the inclusions were well circumscribed, but not membrane bound (Figure 7a), and composed of a mixture of haphazardly arranged 15nm tubular structures, most of which appeared straight, 7nm filaments, membranous structures, granular material and what appeared to be degenerate neurosecretory granules (Figure 7b).


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I have often been asked why I love France. It's not an easy question to answer. I don't participate in the wine or most of the food, yet there is something special about the place.
As we drive from St Sornin on the west coast to Montauban in the south, I am listening to Francis Cabrel's new album. If you want France in your ear, then this is it. We pass giant windmills that aren't turning (no revolutions today). Perhaps because there is no wind or perhaps they are on strike. France strikes very well and one cannot underestimate the effect that revolution has on a culture. I fear it is France's revolution that has shaped it's culture today into something that I enjoy but cannot express.
Cabrel's music, like the vines, has it's roots buried deep in the soil of France. And it improves with age. Simple songs played by accomplished musicians, gently soak into you. Don't bother trying to translate as it may spoil some of the magic. Do learn to sing along though.
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