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This catwalk retrospective proved the skills of Ryan Lo's talent. The designer who found recognition on the fashion scene after studying at the London College of Fashion, also presented at off-schedule show 'Fashion East' and then took part in the 'NEWGEN' scheme, created by the British Fashion Council. He's been a regular at London Fashion Week since 2012 and is committed to creating clothes for women that celebrate nostalgia, play, colour and romantic fantasy. This is not your average day wear, this is what you rock when you want to make a statement.
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A Child's Freedom to Choose Christianity
As I have shared earlier, although I am greatly inspired by the Sudbury model, I realize those parts of the school that are not in line with the model. One of the main things that I feel may prohibit us from being truly characterized as a Sudbury school is that we are a Christian school. … Continue reading A Child's Freedom to Choose Christianity
From the Mouths of Babes
Well it's the first week of year number 4 and everything went off beautifully (I cannot believe it has been 4 years since God led me to open this school)! We added a preschool room this year, so we can now give children as young as two FREEDOM! We have a larger community, and have … Continue reading From the Mouths of Babes
Our School Supply Letter
Each year we do a communal school supply list. Here is the letter parents receive to explain how it works. This poem is also attached to the letter. We do this because in my many years of education, students not having their supplies at school has been a major source of anxiety for kids. We … Continue reading Our School Supply Letter
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Someone wrote an article about our little ole school! Looking forward to another year of bringing freedom to our students! https://www.sjc.edu/news/freedom-classroom
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We enjoyed another prom on the Spirit of Washington! It was a beautiful night with the theme of Comic Con (see Bumble Bee and Optimus Prime?)!
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I have been dying to share this wedding on the blog and finally had the time to put a blog post together! You might remember Heather and Dave from their engagement session earlier this summer at the Arnold Arboretum. Their wedding day was amazing; Heather looked gorgeous, Dave handsome, perfect weather, beautiful venue, rockin band… Yeah the list of everything that was good about this wedding goes on. Thank you guys for letting us share such a special day with you. Part two (Ceremony and reception) will follow very soon. We hope you enjoy looking at the images as much as we enjoyed taking them!
I love the pics and was hoping to get in contact with the bride Heather and ask where she got her makeup and hair done? It looks gorgeous.
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My 84-year-old grandpa anxiously refreshes a web page at 8:57 am online, ready to click when online appointments at one of Beijing's leading hospital open at 9:00am sharp. It was just a few years ago that him and my grandmother would wake up at 5am and line up 3-4 hours for one of the daily limited spots to see an oncology specialist.
Stories like my grandparents point to the rapidly modernizing healthcare market in Asia.
Yet when we look deeper into the real world healthcare data generated in the area, question marks arise.
- Are there even any?
- If so, what's the quality like?
- Is it even useful?
- What can we use it for?
- How hard is it to access the data?
- Once I get it, how do we make use of it?
A decade of progress in digitizing medical records in North America and Europe has brought us into the current era of using data to research and optimize care.
With Asia's top 3 health care spenders (China, Japan and India) all outlining official plans to digitize medical records, why aren't we seeing more healthcare data initiatives?
The short answer is: we are looking in the wrong place.
Where we expect real world data initiatives: Electronic Medical Records (EMR)
Looking at the top 3 health care spenders in Asia, all of them have official government policies supporting EMR Adoption. It makes sense that this would be the starting point for health care data in Asia.
What? 80% EMR adoption in China, that's higher than the 59% adoption rate as of January 2016 in the US!
Digging deeper into the 80% EMR adoption, we find a much more interesting and representative story. The 80% is defined as all hospitals that have implemented a hospital information system of some kind.
A study of 848 general hospitals across China in 2014 has shown that 30.7% of hospitals use a standalone computer for information entry! The same study found that the majority of hospitals (31.7%) could only share data intra-department.
Only 1 out of 848 general hospitals had full close-loop data management for all process and full EHR implementation. 4
A quick look at HIMSS' EMR adoption model evaluating US and Asia
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Asia still faces a gap for difficult issues of interoperability, quality and adoption rates. That's why EMRs are the wrong place to look for advances in working with healthcare data.
So, where should we look? Follow the money
Midyear analysis showed that the first half of 2016 was the strongest two quarters, with over $3.9 Billion invested compared with only $3.4 Billion in the same period last year.6 3 out of the top 5 largest investment deals this year were for digital healthcare companies in China.
Direct-to-consumer services that improve patient access to physicians are dominating the investment landscape in China. Whereas in the US, companies targeting physicians and hospitals with practice management tools and analytics are growing rapidly.7
This trend can be observed in the top investment deals. Ping An Good Doctor, backed by Ping An insurance firm, is an website and app that helps patients schedule healthcare appointments and access telemedicine options. Good Doctor directly competes with Chunyu Yisheng offering similar services. The 4th largest deal, Codoon, is a consumer mobile fitness application. Both US-based Centauri and Proteus target pharma companies and health systems as opposed to consumers.
It turns out, my grandpa books appointments on the Good Doctor website.
Clinical data straight from consumers leading the way for data initiatives
When we start looking at direct-to-consumer models, we find signs of a data boom gaining steady momentum. Going direct to consumer and providing telemedicine enable companies to access streams of clinical data while bypassing issues associated with traditional EMR data at hospitals.
Good Doctor, launched in 2015, leads the data movement with over 77 million registered users and 50,000 doctors handling requests from up to 250,000 users daily.8 The lead investor in Good Doctor, internet giant Tencent, also led the largest venture investment into India's healthcare scene investing over $90 Million USD in doctor searching, appointment booking and telemedicine app Practo.9
In addition to the sheer amount of data Good Doctor is producing, its close relationship with one of the largest Chinese insurers Ping An make it an especially interesting data leader. Being both the provider and the payer creates an enviable closed-loop data analytics system.
Data from Good Doctor allows insurer Ping An to mass analyze clinical outcome data to identify which drugs and medical procedures are most effective for specific conditions. This enables the creation of attractive patient-management programs for their customers, especially large employers.
If this closed-loop data analytics model looks familiar, that's because it is. Unitedhealth Group created Optum Insights, effectively leveraging a close-loop data between its hospitals, insurance group and data services. - But that's another story for another day!
Join us next week as we continue to explore issues surrounding clinical and human-experience data coming from emerging markets.
Gao, Xiangzhu, Jun Xu, Golam Sorwar, and Peter Croll. "Implementation of E-Health Record Systems and E-Medical Record Systems in China." ITMR The International Technology Management Review 3.2 (2013): 127. ↩
Sharma, Meenakshi, and Himanshu Aggarwal. "EHR Adoption in India: Potential and the Challenges." Indian Journal of Science and Technology 9.34 (2016): n. pag. ↩
Yoshida, Yuichi, Takeshi Imai, and Kazuhiko Ohe. "The Trends in EMR and CPOE Adoption in Japan under the National Strategy." International Journal of Medical Informatics 82.10 (2013): 1004-011. ↩
Shu, Ting, Haiyi Liu, Foster R. Goss, Wei Yang, Li Zhou, David W. Bates, and Minghui Liang. "EHR Adoption across China's Tertiary Hospitals: A Cross-sectional Observational Study." International Journal of Medical Informatics 83.2 (2014): 113-21. ↩
"Electronic Medical Record Adoption Model (EMRAM)SM." HIMSS Analytics. ↩
"Digital Health Funding Rankings - 2016 Midyear Report." Startup Health Insights (2016) ↩
Baum, Stephanie. "How Do Health IT Investment Trends in China and U.S. Differ?" - MedCity News. ↩
"Medical Services App Ping An Good Doctor Raises US$500m." South China Morning Post. ↩
Arakali, Harichandan. "Tencent Leads $90 Million Investment In India's Doctor-Search Startup Practo." International Business Times. ↩


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Weather.com may only be able to give an accurate forecast for the next 10 days, but Microsoft has already given IT pros a hint of what to expect this fall: Clouds. Lots of clouds.
When Windows Server 2012 releases in September, it will come with tighter ties to the company's Windows Azure cloud platform. During Microsoft's Worldwide Partner Conference this week in Toronto, the company announced that Windows Azure Web Sites and Virtual Machines – new features revealed last month – will be extended to Windows Server. The services, now available in a Community Technology Preview version, can be administered via a self-service portal that provides the same experience regardless of whether it is accessed on-premises or via the cloud.
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In other Windows Server cloud news, Rackspace, the hosting provider recently named the 2012 Microsoft Hosting Partner of the Year, announced that it would offer Server 2012 as a dedicated hosted server and as part of its Cloud Sites PaaS package.


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W.P. Merrick collected A Sailor's Life in 1899 from Henry Hills of Lodsworth, Sussex [VWML FS/S160215] . It was published by Ralph Vaughan Williams and A.L. Lloyd in The Penguin Book of English Folk Songs. In 1960, A.L. Lloyd recorded it for the album A Selection from the Penguin Book of English Folk Songs. Like all tracks from this LP it was reissued in 2003 on the CD England & Her Traditional Songs. Lloyd wrote in the album's sleeve notes:
A song as touching and innocent as the wood engravings that broadside printers used to put at the head of ballad sheets. It is known to sundry tunes all over the British Isles and in America (a Wisconsin set, called The Pinery Boy, transforms the sailor into a lumberjack). Most versions end with the girl ordering her own funeral, and directing that a marble dove be set over her grave, but in fact this motif belongs more properly to the song Died for Love, and Mr Henry Hills, of Lodsworth, Sussex, who sang our version to W.P. Merrick in 1899, would have none of it.
Martin Carthy recorded A Sailor's Life in 1966 for his Second Album. He said in the album's sleeve notes:
Often adapted to fit other occupations this is one of a group of songs which includes Early Early All in the Spring and the American song on the same theme, Sailor on the Deep Blue Sea. It was published in various broadsides in the 18th century, but often became confused with Died for Love. It is printed in the The Penguin Book of English Folk Songs.
A Sailor's Life is one of Sandy Denny's folk club songs which she added to Fairport Convention's repertoire, and it proved to be the turning point of Fairport's history from earlier contemporary Americana to English songs. An early live studio recording turned up on Richard Thompson's 3 CD set, Watching the Dark. This was apparently transcribed from an acetate recording which everyone had forgotten about. Another early version, a life recording from the beginning of 1969, was finally made available in 2002 on the anthology Fairport unConventionAl. The first officially released version on Unhalfbricking added Dave Swarbrick on violin, showing what would become of Fairport in the following years. This track was also reissued on The History of Fairport Convention, on Fairport's double CD compilation Meet on the Ledge: The Classic Years 1967-1975, in 2004 on the 5CD Fledg'ling Sandy Denny anthology A Boxful of Treasures, and in 2005 on the Island anthology Strangely Strange But Oddly Normal.
A version recorded at Cropredy 1987 was released on the video It All Comes 'Round Again. The line up on this track is Richard Thompson, Simon Nicol, Dave Mattacks, Ric Sanders, Maartin Allcock and June Tabor (vocals).
This song was also covered by Vikki Clayton in 1994 on her Sandy Denny tribute album, It Suits Me Well.
Shirley Collins sang this song as Sweet William in 1958 on her first album, Sweet England. The album's sleeve notes commented:
One of the best known English lyric songs with a variant tune. The words are from English County Songs by Lucy Broadwood and J. Maitland and the tune is arranged by Shirley Collins.
Mike Waterson sang Sweet William live at the Down River Folk Club, Loughton, on 20 October 1974, together with the Watersons' Pace-Egging Song and Boston Harbour. All three tracks were included in 2004 on the Watersons' 4CD anthology Mighty River of Song. Mike Waterson commented in the album sleeve notes:
We learnt this version of Sweet William from Margaret Birkett of Elterwater—the wife of Frank Birkett from whom we had Dido Bendigo.
He also sang it live five years earlier, at Folk Union One in 1969 (the former Watersons' own folk club held at the Blue Bell), which was recorded for the privately pressed LP Blue Bell Folk with the title Died for Love. The liner notes commented:
Mike is the last remaining member of the Waterson Family at the Bluebell. He is a great influence on many of the other singers and is one of the founder members of "Folk Union One". The ballad, Died for Love, has many variants, some of which have survived and remain in our own memories due to the need for self entertainment. During the last two wars it was learnt by most servicemen, be they Air Force, Army or Navy.
Mike's brother-in-law Martin and niece Eliza Carthy sang Died for Love in 2014 on their duo album, The Moral of the Elephant, commenting in their sleeve notes on Mike's version.
Norman Perks sang Early, Early in the Spring to Mike Yates at Hawkesbury Upton, Avon, in 1975. This recording was released in 1987-95 on the Veteran cassette The Horkey Load Vol 2 (VT109) and in 2001 on the Veteran CD anthology of traditional folk music from coastal England, When the Wind Blows. Mike Yates commented:
A highly popular song that probably dates from the 18th century. Cecil Sharp noted no less than eleven English versions, usually under the title Sweet William, as well as finding a dozen further sets in the Appalachian Mountains of North America. Norman's final verses—where the girl is discovered by her father—are sometimes found as a separate song, entitled 'Died for Love. Maggie Murphy of Co. Fermanagh also sings a fine version.
Liz Jefferies sang Willie, the Bold Sailor Boy in September 1976 in her own home in Bristol, recorded by Barry and Chris Morgan. This was included on the 1998 Topic anthology O'er His Grave the Grass Grew Green (The Voice of the People Series Volume 3).
Pat Ryan sang The Lost Sailor in 1983 on her Traditional Sound Recordings album Moving On.
Jo Freya sang A Sailor's Life in 1992 on her Saydisc album Traditional Songs of England. The liner notes commented:
Sung to Percy Merrick by Henry Hills, Lodsworth, Sussex in 1899 [VWML FS/S160215] . This song has been collected in various guises throughout England and has a connection with the well-known song Died for Love. It exists in published broadside versions and travelled to North America where it has been commonly reported including an adaption to the life of a timber-raftsman.
Bob Lewis sang this song as My Boy Jimmy at a concert he did with Bob Copper at Nellie's Folk Club, The Rose and Crown Hotel, Tonbridge, Kent, on 17 October 1999. This concert was released in 2017 on their Musical Traditions CD The Two Bobs' Worth.
Kathryn Roberts sang Sailor Boy in 2001 on Equation's EP The Dark Ages.
Kate Burke and Ruth Hazleton sang The Lost Sailor on their 2002 album Swapping Seasons. They also included an archival recording of Simon McDonald singing The Lost Sailor that was collected and recorded by Norm O'Connor in 1965.
Norma Waterson sang Willie the Bold Sailor Boy in 2003 on the "English" CD of the Fellside anthology of English traditional songs and their Australian variants, Song Links. Edgar Waters commented in the sleeve notes:
This song exists in many versions and has been published under many names. Some versions are fragmentary, or contain verses that do not appear to belong to it, making the texts seem almost incomprehensible. In one form or another, it has been widely recorded from oral tradition all over the British Isles and in North America. Norma Waterson's version was learnt from a singer called Liz Jefferies. Liz Jefferies' version may be heard on the third of the twenty CD collection called The Voice of the People, published by Topic Records.
Compare to this Cathie O'Sullivan singing The Lost Sailor on the "Australian" CD of the Song Links anthology.
Mikeen McCarthy sang this song as Early in the Month of Spring in a recording made by Jim Carroll and Pat Mackenzie on the title track of the 1986 VWML cassette of songs and a story of Irish Travellers, Early in the Month of Spring. This cassette was included in 2003 on the Musical Tradition anthology of songs of Irish travellers in England, From Puck to Appleby. Andy Turner sang Early in the Month of Spring, referring to Mikeen McCarthy, as the 9 June 2012 entry of his project A Folk Song a Week.
Claire Hastings sang Sailin's a Weary Life on her 2019 CD Those Who Roam.
Emily Smith and Jamie McClennan sang Sailin's a Weary Life on their 2019 CD Small Town Stories.
|A.L. Lloyd sings A Sailor's Life
|Martin Carthy sings A Sailor's Life
A sailor's life is a merry life.
A sailor's life is a merry life.
"Here's four-and-twenty all in a row,
"Oh there's four-and-twenty all in a row,
"Oh father, fetch me a little boat,
"Oh father, build me a bonny boat,
We hadn't sailed long upon the deep
Now they had not sailed long upon the deep
"Oh no, fair lady, he isn't here,
"Oh no, fair maid, he is not here,
She wrung her hands and she tore her hair
Now she wrung her hands and she tore her hair
|Norma Waterson sings
Willie the Bold Sailor Boy
|Sandy Denny sings
A Sailor's Life
The sailing trade is a weary life
A sailor's life, it is a merry life.
"Well, there's four and twenty all in a row,
"Oh father, father, build for me a boat
"Oh father, build for me a bonny boat,
She was not sailing long upon the deep
Well, they had not sailed long on the deep
"What sort of clothes does your true love wear
"Oh no, fair maid, William is not here
"Oh no, fair maiden, he is not here.
She's wrung her hands and she tore her hair,
Well, she wrung her hands and she tore her hair.
With pen and paper she's wrote a song,
"Come dig my grave long and dig it deep
|Shirley Collins sings Sweet William
|Mike Waterson sings Sweet William
It was early, early on a sunny day in spring
"Father, father, come build me a boat
"Oh father, far, will you build me a boat
I hadn't been sailing but half an hour
Why, she hadn't been a-sailing so very far upon the deep
"What colour is your true love's hair?
"No, kind lady, he is not here.
"Oh no, fair maiden, I'm afraid he isn't here.
I'll sat me down, I'll write a song,
Why, she wrung her hands a little while and tore her hair
I wish I wish but it's all in vain,
Her father he, he come home late at night
And didn't he take him a knife so long and sharp and he cut her down
"Will you dig me a grave so very wide and so very deep
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Testimonials of Shopfitting Clients
Graham Jenkins, Managing Director, Pioneer Foodservice
"Pioneer specialises in fresh meats but also sells a wide variety of other food and non-food products from three retail outlets in Carlisle and Workington. When the opportunity came along to replace one of our shops with a brand new flagship 800sqm store with associated coffee lounge, we knew we needed the right partner for the design and shopfitting element of all the public areas.
We selected HK Interiors from our shortlist because they came up with the best initial proposals and we were impressed with their can-do attitude and professionalism. Over several months of meetings during the design phase and then during the three month fit-out period, we were proved right in our decision.
Their design ideas were excellent and they collaborated extremely well with our team and other contractors during the process. Material samples and digital walkthroughs were readily supplied throughout. During the fit-out, the attitude of HK's team and contractors was second-to-none and the quality of workmanship and attention to detail was at a very high standard.
We now have a beautiful shop and coffee lounge which take customers' breath away when they come in and we are generating great sales growth. We are very proud of our establishment and HK Interiors have contributed immeasurably to it's success."
Gary, Jayne & Sam Young, R.G.Young & Son Butchers, Chiddingfold
"Just wanted to say what an absolutely amazing job HK have done transforming our shop. Andy and Sophie managed to provide us with everything that we asked for and were so patient and helpful when we decided on various changes or tweaks to the original plans. The site team were absolutely amazing they worked so hard and are a real credit to you all at HK.
We have had nothing but 100% happy customer feed back, I would have no hesitation at all recommending HK Interiors.
Total transformation of a very busy but tired Butchers shop on time and into a stunning re fitted new one."
Malcolm Leary, Malcolm Michaels Butchers
"From my first meeting with them Andy and Aaron were fantastic. They took on board the ideals and values of the family business then promoted and pushed this throughout the project. The market has restrictions with regards to designs of the stalls and yet still HK Managed to make my stall stand out individually and incorporate feature elements that emphasise and promote my business values beyond anything I expected. Throughout the works from design to completion the attention to detail and ethics employed by HK Interiors was amazing. Unlike other firms they always looked for a solution that was most beneficial and cost effective to me and my business and not themselves.
Since the refit of the new unit my business has doubled and the positive feedback from customers is constant. I am thrilled with the results and if I did it again I would definitely use HK Interiors and wouldn't change a thing."
Adele Collis, Bridge McFarland
"I am more than happy to share our experience of working with HK.
HK Interiors were invited to tender for our office refurbishment and I am pleased that they were awarded the contract. From our first meeting with Aaron, we knew the project we would be a success!
Throughout the project we were kept informed of progress, hitches, problems (and solutions) and we always felt that we were priority, Aaron went to great lengths to make sure we got the result we wanted, even changing things to suit us when we "changed our minds". All of this attention to detail has resulted in high quality offices that we are very proud of – all thanks to HK Interiors.
The project was a huge success, with our Partners and staff and our clients! We have received some wonderful comments since the offices were completed.
We will definitely instruct HK Interiors again when we refurbish any of our other offices and would happily recommend them to others."
Michelle Welshman, The Butchers Quarter, Manchester
"All feedback for you guys would be brilliant, we really enjoyed the experience of going through the designing of the shop with Aaron and Andy, the patience that they both have!!! They were both involved in idea's and were happy to say "Yes that can be done" but likewise didn't over promise, Aaron often would say "instead of that how about this" and had his own idea's.
The lads that worked on the project were brilliant and were happy to answer questions and explain things to me, no matter how silly some questions!! Matt, Ty and Billy especially were happy to explain the how's and why's. All great lads and a credit to HK.
The aftercare received has been great, I had an issue with our neighbour and when I rang Aaron to ask advice he came over and spoke to her directly!!"
Neil Gordon, Gleddochs Butchers
"Everything by HK Interiors was fantastic, I am very happy with the service I received before, during and after the works. I would highly recommend them to anyone considering a refit."
Chris Godfrey, Godfrey Co.
"HK Interiors, the best team ever, stunning. British workmanship at its best. Thank you, one word – perfection.
Everyone who comes in is stunned by the shop and nothing but compliments from all concerned."
Kevin McMillan, Donalds Butchers
"What a job the boys from HK interiors are doing. The amount of comments we've had from customers and passers by about hard working they are is unbelievable. The rate of change within the shop definitely shows that."
Alison Mellors, Maloneys Butchers
"I am really happy with everything ftom HK interiors. The service and the quality of the work. I am really pleased with the colour scheme - I love it!
Please pass on my thanks to your very professional team."
Gary Simpson, Simpsons Butchers
"I have used Andy Hurst and Aaron King on all of my shopfitting over the years. Over the past 3 years they have refitted/built five of my stores. I have never been let down timewise or quality wise, I would definitely recommend them."
Scott Barlow, Barlows Butchers
"We have used HK now on 4 different projects, their ideas and knowledge are second to none they go the extra mile to make sure everything goes smoothly. Once the project is completed the after care is just as good."
Andrew Maunder, Lloyd Maunder Butchers
"Everything is great thank you and the shop is trading very well. Now we are looking for another new shop for you to refit!"
Nigel Stirrett, Stirretts Butchers
"Thank you the shop is going very well; it certainly has the wow factor.
I can only give Andy and Aaron positive praise from the start to the finish of the project, whatever we asked for was carried out with professionalism and courtesy. Great job well done."
John Kirk, Kirk's Food Group Skegness
"Quite frankly we honestly believe there is no better company in the marketplace than HK interiors; their professionalism and attention to detail is second to none.
From initial inception to the artists design of the shop through to full completion and final snagging works, was faultless.
I would have absolutely no reservations in recommending their work to any other shop that was considering a refit.
This was a very easy and honest review of the company.
We would never even consider another firm…."
Kevin and Karen of Hoptons Butchers
"We can't speak highly enough and have only good things to say about HK.
From design to completion everybody was really helpful.
The work was completed on time (in 6 days) to a very high standard and has turned out even better than we expected.
Considering we have a small shop Andy's design has made best use of the space and it does look and feel bigger, and although I was nervous of making big changes the customers' reaction has been amazing which made it worthwhile.
Big thanks again to Andy, Aaron and the hardworking fitters. Billy and his site team worked incredibly hard. Nothing was too much trouble, and they put in some long hours to get us open on time.
We really appreciate what you have done for us and wish you every success in the future."
Niget Lote, Bycrofts of Boston
"You boys have done an amazing job."
Andrew Wickham, Weald Smokery
"Can't thank you enough, your team were fantastic and we are sorry to see you go. Pop back for a coffee!!!
New shop interior really looking amazing. Thanks to HK Interiors who are a great team. It's a pleasure having you here!"


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Mmm, Spicy Chili!
- 2lbs. Ground Beef
- 3 cans Rotel
- 1 can Tomato Sauce
- 2 cans low sodium red kidney beans
- 2 cans low sodium white kidney beans
- 1 can low sodium pinto beans
- 1 can low sodium garbanzo beans
- 2 cans light beer
- 1 can beef broth
- Garlic (fresh or Garlic Powder (I used refrigerated garlic from a jar)
- Chili Powder(s) (I used regular from the store and Piri Piri from Cruelie)
- Cayenne Pepper
- Cajun Seasoning (basically more chili powder)
- Crushed Red Pepper
- Cumin
- Hot Sauce (I used my own Fire In Your Hole (Mango Habanero) and Tortuga Hellfire)
- 2 cinnamon sticks
- Pinch of nutmeg
- Pinch of sugar
- Fritos
- Shredded Cheddar Cheese
- Sour Cream
Chili Ramblings:
You really can't fuck up chili. You just throw shit in a crock pot and leave it for a while, and it's magically delicious in a few hours. However, quality ingredients and a few tips I've learned over the years will certainly benefit any chili chef. This recipe probably can't be replicated, since you won't be able to access the same ingredients (Cruelie's Piri Piri chili powder, Tortuga Hellfire sauce, or my own Fire in Your Hole sauce (I don't think I had a recipe… If I did, I can't find it…))
So, some tips before I get into how I made this:
- Beer. Always put beer in the crock pot. Doesn't matter what kind, just dump some in.
- Sugar. It makes the ingredients blend together. I always throw in a pinch or two.
- Cinnamon Stick. It's like chili chocolate. I don't know how, but cinnamon in chili is a fucking must. Do it. Trust me. This was my first attempt using nutmeg as well. I think it worked also, but it's too soon to make a "tip" out of it.
- Beans. Who says you have to use "chili" beans or even red kidney beans? I always use them as a base, but include a variety.
- Beef. Some argue to use ground chuck or other expensive beef. Frankly: you won't taste it with the other flavors. Don't waste your money. If you want to waste money, get a more expensive beer and fancy spices. These will enhance your flavor better than expensive meat.
- Quality spices. The things that make this chili fabulous are my Fire in Your Hole sauce and my Piri Piri Chili Powder. There are fancy herb/spice shops you can get good, fresh spices at to include in your chili over the traditional store bought ones. Invest in one for your chili!
- When you think you've put enough seasoning in…. double it. 😉 Kidding. Sort of. I didn't give amounts of the spices I used, because it is always "to taste." But I dump a shit ton of seasoning in.
Directions: (You'll put most of the seasonings into the meat while it cooks as well as the crock pot. Everything except: cinnamon, sugar, and nutmeg only go into the crockpot. Crushed red pepper and garlic only go into the meat.)
- Brown Ground Beef.
- Season with: chili powder, cayenne pepper, onion powder, garlic, cajun seasoning, cumin, crushed red pepper, 1/2 can of beer.
- Once beef is browned and beer has cooked off, add hot sauce(s) and cook another minute or so. Remove from heat, toss into crockpot.
- Dump into crockpot:
- beef
- rotel
- all the beans
- tomato sauce
- Season with: chili powders, cayenne pepper, onion powder, cajun seasoning, cumin, cinnamon stick(s), nutmeg, sugar.
- the rest of the beer
- beef broth
- Cook on low 6-8 hours. If it's watery, cook on high for a bit to boil off the liquids.
- Enjoy with fritos, cheese, and sour cream.
Egg Muffins
- 1 lb sausage, cooked (I used "lowfat" because I couldn't find Turkey Sausage that wasn't precooked.)
- 1 Dozen Eggs
- 1 cup spinach, chopped
- 1 cup mushrooms, chopped
- 1 cup quinoa, cooked in water
- 1/3 cup Almond Milk (any milk works)
- Cooking Spray
- Optional: maple syrup, cheese
- Preheat oven to 350
- Grease muffin pan w/ cooking spray
- Cook sausage, once cooked, add maple syrup to coat, if desired. Set aside (and let cool a bit.)
- Mix other ingredients together in a medium bowl (add shredded cheese now, if desired.)
- Pour into muffin pan, cook at 350 for 20-25 minutes, or until muffins stop bubbling and a toothpick inserted into the middle comes out clean.
- Store in an airtight container in the fridge. Reheat for 30 seconds – 1minute. Instead of mixing cheese into egg mixture, you can add cheese prior to reheating to make a "cheese frosting." (That's what I did.)
You can mix up the ingredients. Fresh tomatoes and kale instead of spinach and mushrooms. Turkey Sausage would be good– I didn't see any that wasn't pre-cooked, where should I look? And the quinoa can be cooked in milk instead, but that tends to make it "sticky" so it might not have blended in as well. I like the "cheese frosting" idea because then you can have cheese free or cheesy muffins, depending on your mood.
*This recipe wasn't my idea, I modified this one I found on Cooking Light: https://meanass.wordpress.com/2013/02/11/healthy-sausage-and-cheese-breakfast-casserole-recipes-healthy-breakfast-recipes-cooking-light/
Thai Fish Sauce and Lime Chicken Recipe
Thai Fish Sauce and Lime Chicken Recipe
Wow. Delicious. I served this with Brussel Sprouts and Shitake Lo Mein. They went well together, but next time I will take Cooking Light's advice and serve over brown rice. I only made two chicken breasts (and did not beat them to 1/2″ thickness, but left them in their usual state 😉 ) and thus had leftover sauce. The sauce was to die for. Wow. Incredible. But… since you just pour it over the chicken, it didn't really soak in. Rice would absorb that delicious glaze and increase the flavor. Tim loved the peanut topping. 🙂
Nutritional Information
- Calories: 296
- Calories from fat: 26%
- Fat: 8.5g
- Saturated fat: 1.7g
- Monounsaturated fat: 3.6g
- Polyunsaturated fat: 2.4g
- Protein: 41.8g
- Carbohydrate: 12.1g
- Fiber: 0.6g
- Cholesterol: 99mg
- Iron: 1.4mg
- Sodium: 649mg
- Calcium: 25mg
Brussel Sprouts and Shitake Lo Mein
Brussels Sprouts and Shiitake Lo Mein Recipe
Wow. This was amazing. Mmm….
Changes to the recipe.
- First–I used one package fresh Shitake Mushrooms instead of dried. No brainer, right?
- Second–instead of 4oz egg noodles, I used the whole bag–12oz. (I increased everything else a smidge as well.)
- Sprouts carries "Mung Sprouts," but they were out. Their regular sprouts were $3,99! So I thought I'd get them for $1.99 like I used to at King Soopers. D'Oh! King Soopers no longer carries sprouts! So I had to return to Sprouts a second time to purchase sprouts. Irony?
I can't explain how good this was. Without Soy Sauce, a little bland, but… still a rich garlic flavor (that I love.) Only put a splash of Soy Sauce on, though. Tim and I both overdid it. 🙂 When I make this again, I will splurge and use two cartons of Shitake Mushrooms. Also, I might add some tofu or chicken to make it a one-skillet-meal. Tonight, I served it with Thai Fish Sauce and Lime Chicken. The flavors definitely complemented one another, but I think each can stand alone.
Nutritional Information:
Amount per serving (Yield 6 servings)
- Calories: 214
- Calories from fat: 43%
- Protein: 6.3g
- Fat: 11g
- Saturated fat: 1.3g
- Carbohydrate: 26g
- Fiber: 4.3g
- Sodium: 286mg
- Cholesterol: 19mg
Horseradish Cock Sauce (aka "Cock Radish")
Mix together 1 part Cock Sauce (Sriracha) and 1 part creamy Horseradish for a spicy, delicious dipping sauce. I enjoy it with pizza rolls. For a spicier sauce, increase the amount of Sriracha. For milder, increase the horseradish.
Food: 1758/1854
- Frosted Mini Wheats w/ 1% Milk, Coffee, Sugarfree vanilla half and half
- Apple, Yoplait Greek w/ Nature's Valley Granola and Fruit
- Greek Yogurt Chicken Salad Sandwich on wheat, VitaRain Sport, Banana
- Chicken Breast & Colby Jack Panini on Sourdough, 1% milk
- Reilly walk
- Cruelie Practice
Finally stayed under my caloric intake. One bonus of living so far away from the War*house: I leave at 4:30/4:45, I get home at 8:45/9:45. Good practice last night. Lots of new transfers to play with.


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Raspberry Pi is a revolutionary idea from the Raspberry Foundation in the UK. The idea started in 2006 and has been under development for six years. The hardware for Raspberry Pi is open source and its plans can be downloaded online. Like the FXI Cotton Candy we covered a few hours ago, the Raspberry Pi too supports both USB and HDMI. However, the Raspberry Pi device costs pretty low, and the closest competitor from the One Laptop per Child project is priced at $100.
Yesterday, the foundation launched two Raspberry Pi devices, one priced at $25 and another for $35. The tech specs reads as a Broadcom BCM2835 SoC that includes a 700 MHz ARM 11 processor, 256 MB RAM and a VideoCore IV GPU. Although there is no built-in storage, it requires an SD card for storage and booting. The device supports Python, C and Perl. It is designed to run flavors of Linux.
After a wait period of six years, the response was so overwhelming that the Raspberry Pi website crashed under heavy load. They came back with an announcement, saying,
We've temporarily changed to a static site, while we're experiencing a very high level of traffic for the launch of the Raspberry Pi. The full site will return once traffic levels have subsided, hopefully later on today. For up-to-the-minute news on what's happening, follow @Raspberry_Pi on Twitter.
Raspberry Pi had 10,000 devices for the first sale lot. They identified two sellers Premier Farnell and RS Components out of which, Premier Farnell have sold out and RS Components will ship only in the UK.


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Under the Gift Aid scheme, charities may reclaim basic-rate tax from monetary donations received from UK taxpayers. The current Gift Aid scheme was introduced in 2000 and it means that donations of whatever value fall within the scheme and qualify for tax relief.
Suppose a donor makes a charitable donation of £100. The charity will receive the donation of £100 and because the donation is deemed to have been paid under the deduction of basic-rate income tax, the charity can reclaim £25 from HMRC (being £100 /80 x 20).
The donor is treated as having made a grossed-up donation payment of £125 which can be deducted from his or her taxable income. If the donor is a basic-rate taxpayer there is no further tax relief due to the donor but if the donor is 40 per cent taxpayer, then additional tax relief of 20 per cent (being the difference between the current higher rate of income tax of 40 per cent and the current basic rate of tax of 20 per cent) can be claimed by the donor, not by the charity.
Donors taxable at 45 per cent will get relief on the difference between the basic rate and their highest rate on the gross gift. If a donor gives £100 cash, the gross gift is £125. The higher-rate relief on this is 25 per cent, or £31.25.
In real terms, therefore,it costs a 45 per cent donor £68.75 to make a gift worth £125 to the charity. Or more simply, it costs the donor £55 to make a gift worth £100 to charity.
If the gift is large enough to reduce taxable income to below the 45 per cent threshold some of the gift will attract relief at 25 per cent and some at 20 per cent.
Detailed guidance notes explaining the Gift Aid scheme are also available on HMRC's website.
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"Great" inspirational birthday greetings are the only type we have here.
If you are born with a talent, you were meant to use it in some way. This birthday, may you discover many more secret talents in yourself. Happy birthday!
Every birthday, decide to live wholeheartedly, as if it were your last birthday ever. Every birthday, learn more wholeheartedly, as if you never knew anything before. Happy birthday!
As you get older, have more dreams than memories, more opportunities than chances, more hard work than luck and more friends than acquaintances. May you have the very best in life. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who defines the word "bravery": even in your saddest moments, you rise up, brush off your heart and walk into the light, looking for your Holy Grail.
Happy birthday to someone who utterly rejects the idea of getting older. You definitely look and act the part well!
You make everything better. You just have a knack of making me feel amazing. That's a remarkable gift. I hope I do the same for you. Happy birthday!
Do you want to look back in life and think about what a great life you've had? Always look ahead to the next adventure! Happy birthday!
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Many welders know the importance of properly purging equipment. Purging is done in order to ensure an area is protected while contents are being removed or added. In many cases, a vast majority of the 500,000 welders employed throughout the United States will need to work on purging equipment at one time or another. It's understandable to wonder about which types of purging equipment for welding are going to be needed. With that in mind, here are three important pieces of purge equipment to utilize during this very important task.
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Times of London: Obama to bring light to the world
TimesonlineHe ventured forth to bring light to the world
The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
Meanwhile the tribe of the media gives him money as if he were Jim Jones, another noteworthy democrat with an enraptured following from a bygone era.
Putting Money Where Mouths Are: Media Donations Favor Dems 100-1
Historical Note: As despised Republicans are by Democrats, Democrats cannot point to a single Republican among Jones' followers who drank the Kool-aid. All 700 plus were Democrats with a few English nationals along for the trip. Jim Jones was a high flying community organizer, praised by Jimmy Carter and given awards and grants for his work giving people hope.
El Marco (not a disciple of anyone except maybe Churchill)
How dare this arch-reactionary scribbler befoul the pages of the Times-on-Line with this pathetic attempt to defame the Lightworker as he binds the factious tribes of Earth into a single family of humankind, without borders, without sickness, without strife? How dare this fumbling poltroon besmear the internet with this ridiculous ridicule of the Enlightened Being who is even as we speak healing Mother Gaia Herself with his mere presence? How dare this drooling lackwit hack question the serene wisdom of His Obamaness?
More importantly, how dare YOU, Red Bubba, applaud this unprovoked attack on the character of this, our last, greatest hope?
I think that if you know what is good for you, you will report to the Karl Marx Re-education Center for some ideological purification. And pray to Lenin that Pinkie doesn't have the duty tonight.
I am a worm.
Here is a little journalism from bild.de
In about 1/2 hour, BHO turned the crank on the bike 3 times, did ten whole sit-ups, and did one set of possible curls, and one set of impossible (with his toothpick arms) curls.
Do you suppose the Germans are just playing along and laughing to themselves like we do here at the mill collective when big city reporters come around asking about bigfoot?
"I worked out with Obama!
He curled 32 kilo dumbbells next to me +++ Barack is top fit +++ He didn't sweat at all
By Judith Bonesky
As thousands waited at the Sieges Saule monument in Berlin to hear Obama's sensational speech, a BILD reporter met Barack all alone – in the gym! Here's the incredible account of Judith Bonesky's meeting…
It's 16:02pm and I've been training in the gym of the Ritz Carlton hotel in Berlin. A man in a suit approaches me and says: "Barack Obama is about to come and train ..." Shortly after half past four and he actually arrives! Barack Obama is wearing a grey t-shirt, black tracksuit bottoms – and a great smile!
"Hi, how's it going?" asks Obama in his deep voice. My heart beats. "Very good, and you?" I say. Obama replies: "Very good, thank you!"
Obama (with toned arms and a strong back) puts on his headphones for his iPod to listen to pop music. He hums quietly. Then he jumps on a fitness bike. He pushes three times on the pedals – but then can't be bothered with it.
He goes and picks up a pair of 16 kilo weights and starts curling them with his left and right arms, 30 repetitions on each side. Then, amazingly, he picks up the 32 kilo weights! Very slowly he lifts them, first 10 curls with his right, then 10 with his left. He breathes deeply in and out and takes a sip of water from his 0,5 litre Evian bottle.
Shortly before five o'clock Obama comes over and sits directly next to my cross-trainer on the mat. First he does 10 sit-ups, then stretches. Then he looks at his watch and says to his bodyguard: "It's time, let's go." Quickly I ask: "Mr. Obama, could I take a photo?". "Of course!" he answers, before asking my name and coming over to stand next to me.
"My name's Judith" I reply. "I'm Barack Obama, nice to meet you!" he says, and puts his arm across my shoulder. I put my arm around his hip – wow, he didn't even sweat! WHAT A MAN!
El MarcoI don't want no Democrat messiah.....
El Marco (not a disciple of anyone except maybe Churchill)
What sort of imperialist war mongering agent for the Bushitler do we have here? Clearly you are in desperate need of a shovel and some "quality time" at the Karl Marx Re-Education Center. Please follow the guards to your left and your right, yes, the ones with the AK-47's pointed at you, your family, your pets.
Perhaps Marshal Pupovich could take some time from his many duties and give this comrade a mental examination to see if he's suffering from "Vodkov's Syndrome". Then Marshal Pupovich could perform corrective surgery to help this needy comrade's mental state.
Judith BoneskyHe goes and picks up a pair of 16 kilo weights and starts curling them with his left and right arms, 30 repetitions on each side. Then, amazingly, he picks up the 32 kilo weights! Very slowly he lifts them, first 10 curls with his right, then 10 with his left. He breathes deeply in and out and takes a sip of water from his 0,5 litre Evian bottle.
I'm getting hot and bothered reading this passage, Comrades. I can feel tingles -- deep and exhilerating tingles -- shoot up my leg in orgasmic bliss.
Judith BoneskyHe breathes deeply in and out and takes a sip of water from his 0,5 litre Evian bottle.
Sweet Stalin on high! In and out, Comrades! Evian bottle! Ugh. I feel faint, Comrades! Air! I need air! Ohhh!
Ohhh! Yes... I can feel it now. Yes, my bowels are slowly releasing the club sandwhich I had for lunch yesterday with Harvey Weinstein and... here it comes... yes, I can now feel the steamy excrement run down my legs.
Comrades, I have just soiled myself!
El MarcoI don't want no Democrat messiah.
Nyet! This is double-plus ungood thinking, comrade! Your telescreen may have permanent impairment if this is not corrected!
Messiah = Religious concept
Religion = Opiate of the People
Oh, wait.... I am Opiate of the People. Never mind.
Kool Aid, Kool Aid,
Tastes Great!
Wish we had some,
Can't Wait!
- Chairman Mao
"Oh, Barack . . . let me stand before your Victory Column . . . no, let me kneel . . . ohh Barack . . . let us tear down the walls of desire and passion throbbing and pulsating between us, and come together . . . this is the moment . . . Yes, We Can! Oh yes, Barack . . . make your triumphant entry through my Brandenburg Gate, where my Goddess of Victory is ready to topple from the fierce urgency of now! Ohh, here it comes, the tingle up my leg! MY LEG! MY LEG! Ohhh-bah-mah-god!"
Commissarka PinkieOhhh-bah-mah-god!"
O, Bama! Maybe he IS the new JFK.
Where I could fall to my knees, and hope to be blessed by the Prophet Pelosi, Reid, or even the Double secret Prophet Kennedy or Kerry.
Perhaps I could be chosen to be one of the disciples of the Obamamessia. Ahhhhhhhhhh
Ok I have to get back to tracking down thought crimes.......Anyone want to rat someone out?
Quote:Comrades, I have just soiled myself!
Sorry Chairman, SMO is still on sabbatical. You'll have to clean up your Obowelma movement yourself.
Here's your single ply, one square sheet of Sheryl Crow mandatory triple used once recycled TP.
Use it wisely and remember to dispose of it in the Hillary self-composting toilet of history.
Try not to cry.
If you really need help, Pup will assist you at the Change station in the Men's room at Sardi's. That is where you are dining, correct?
Nothing but the finest for the Chairman.
Don't let Harvey help you.
Remember the last time you went to the Change station, Harvey pulled the velco a little too tight on your Depends and your nose turned blue?
WTF is a "sandwhich"? Have you been attending skool again?
Quote:WTF is a "sandwhich"? Have you been attending skool again?
Remember, comrades: Spelling counts. Always use the proper term: "sammich"
LaikaRemember the last time you went to the Change station, Harvey pulled the velco a little too tight on your Depends and your nose turned blue?
I remember all too well, Laika. Sardi's removed my caricature after I ran out of the bathroom crying and pissing all over the other patrons. I remember the terror on the faces of the Olsen twins as my golden showers drenched their garden salad.
My Stalin... the terror. Well, I have been banned from Sardi's ever since.
LaikaWTF is a "sandwhich"? Have you been attending skool again?
WTF is "velco"? I'll see you in class tomorrow, Laika.
Quote:WTF is "velco"? I'll see you in class tomorrow, Laika.
It's like velcro only with more cowbell.
You got banned from Sardi's? I'll have the Pup make a few calls and we'll take care of that. Nerve. What do they think they are, a private establishment?
You're entitled and you have rights! Especially at the finer eateries.
If you're still hungry, I have a half eaten Arugula sammich from the Obamessiah himself. It has been said that one bite from the Holy Sammich and it cures leprosy, heals the sick, gives sight to the blind, awakens the dead, and tightens a loose, weak anal sphincter.
Here, have a bite and toss away your Depends and be cured!
Of course you won't have that tingley feeling running down your leg anymore.
It's your choice, but The Party™ highly suggests it.
Wash it down with some Barack Berry Kool-Aid.
Comrade Talnik
Laika the Space DogYou got banned from Sardi's? I'll have the Pup make a few calls and we'll take care of that. Nerve. What do they think they are, a private establishment?
Now that is a task I am quite proud to undertake on the Chairmans behalf. The weasley manager of Sardi's was most reluctant to grant the Chairman's most reasonable accomodation needs... that is until I showed him pictures of some children suspended over a vat of Hillary dtippings by but a thin, fraying rope. He seemed to have recognized them. Any way, once I explained to him how his cooperation would be For the Children™, he actually broke down crying and agreeing to whatever the Chairman requires.
Further we at the bureau will no longer order Sammichs for lunch from them. I believe this manager would be well suited for a shovel and some cold weather.
Oh, and Chairman, don't toss away those Depends just yet, I forgot about the "Crap Cannon" at our Denverberg Rally.
Quote:Oh, and Chairman, don't toss away those Depends just yet, I forgot about the "Crap Cannon" at our Denverberg Rally.
So Senator Kennedy will be recovered enough to address the Convention? Wonderful news, Comrade!
If Al Gore hears about this possible disaster, he will undoubtedly lose control of his sphincter muscles as well...and lead a reflexive release previously unseen by peoplekind. A lot of $#it happening...
(Apologies to 'A Kind of Hush')
There's a kind of flush...all over the world, tonight,
all over the world, you can hear the sound
of bowels relieved...
You know what I mean,
Just the sight of them, hunched over the pot all day,
this Movement is good, they say,
all over the world you can hear the sound
of bowels relieved
Now listen very carefully,
just one square of paper now,
you know what I mean...
this Charmin'sTM a dream
The only thing that we must fear
is a shortage of Depends, my dear,
Who knew that the Times
would finally be useful...
There's a kind of change,
all over the world, tonight,
all over the world you can feel the hope
of clean underwear...
You know what I mean,
Just the Chosen One, alone he can heal our plight,
he'll keep all our sphincters tight,
all over the world you can hear the sound
of bowels relieved
There, I feel better getting that out. Toilet seat a big 'O'...coincidence? I think not!!!
By my ancestors, I apoligize for my crude and immature words.
Then again, they are no more crude or immature than Obama's understanding of the world we live in...
Anyway, I'll bet there are plenty of people out there who would love to--if you'll pardon the expression--hold that position under Obama.
Judith Bonesky would, I'm sure. "Wow! His doesn't even stink! WHAT A MAN!"