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SNY Play Ball - Jets Experience
As part of SNY Play Ball Week, over 700 kids got to attend a Jets game and the team's Green and White Scrimmage.
SNY Play Ball Week
As part of Play Ball Week, SNY and the New York Mets partnered to provide clinics and equipment for youth baseball and softball players.
SNY Play Ball: Clinic at Citi
As part of Play Ball Week, SNY and the New York Mets partnered to provide a clinic for youth baseball players at Citi Field.
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As part of Play Ball Week, SNY reaches out to area youth leagues with grants to help improve their facilities and experiences.
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Thomas DiPietro, a young Mets fan suffering from cancer, received a Dream Day experience with his favorite team at Citi Field.
Keith Hernandez Play Ball event
SNY's Play Ball Week started with an event on Monday where Keith Hernandez played catch with local NYC kids.
SNY Play Ball Basketball Week
SNY Play Ball Basketball Week wrapped up on Friday, capping a series of events supporting youth sports and giving back to the community.
Play Ball continues to give back
Play Ball with the Harlem Globetrotters hosts a clinic for the Hackensack Recreation Department, continuing to give back to the community
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'Play Ball' presented a $2,500 grant to help support the Mirabel Sisters after-school program, helping low-income kids participate in sports
2018 Game Experience
As part of SNY Play Ball week, 500 local youth athletes attended a Harlem Globetrotters game at Barclay's Center and Madison Square Garden
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Jay McKinney, a 12-year old with cancer, joins the Harlem Globetrotters for an unforgettable day thanks to SNY's Play Ball initiative.
2018 Grant Day
Willie Colon helps deliver a $5,000 check to the Young Minds in Motion/Bronx Wolfpack league
2018 Game Experience
As part of SNY Play Ball week, 500 students from around the area took in the Jets preseason game at Met Life Stadium.
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GEICO SportsNite looks back at Play Ball Week, in which SNY partnered with Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center to work with children.
GEICO SportsNite: Play Ball Week
SNY's Play Ball initiative features Shawnee, N.J. high school student Danny Hill, who got to meet some of the New York Mets' biggest stars.
GEICO SportsNite: Play Ball Week
SNY's Play Ball Week continued as they delivered over 3,000 baseballs and softballs to leagues around the New York area.
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SNY's Play Ball Clinic partners with the Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center to let little leaguers join the Mets at Citi Field.
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A look inside SNY's Play Ball Week presented by Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center, giving donations to little league teams in need.
GEICO SportsNite: Play Ball Week
Three times a year, SNY teams up with the community to encourage youth sports. This week's first stop is volunteer day.
SNY's Play Ball touches hearts
SNY and Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center teamed up to give young kids the experience of a lifetime.
GEICO SportsNite: Play Ball Week
SNY employees discuss volunteering for SNY's Play Ball Week supporting youth leagues across the tri-state area.
GEICO SportsNite: Play Ball
As part of SNY's Play Ball initiative, 500 individuals from local basketball leagues attended a Harlem Globetrotters game.
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SNY's Play Ball initiative donates supplies to children, schools and facilities, including 500 basketballs to a West Harlem YMCA.
Play Ball: Molloy High School
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Through SNY's Play Ball initiative, cancer survivor Zoryah Guity gets a Dream Day experience with the Harlem Globetrotters.
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SNY partnered with the Jets to give back to local football communities throughout the tri-state area in their annual Play Ball event.
GEICO SportsNite: Play Ball
As part of SNY's Play Ball football week, kids from the Metropolitan area were able to learn from clinics put on by NFL players and coaches.
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SNY presented a grant of $5,000 to the Brooklyn United Youth Football League
SNY Play Ball - Dream Day
As SNY Play Ball Week kicks off, a brave young boy from Brooklyn has a special day with the New York Jets.
SNY Play Ball - Equipment
During Play Ball Week, SNY donated footballs and SNY Analyst Ray Lucas delivered them to his home town team.
Final Day of Play Ball Event
SNY's Justine Ward reports from the final day of SNY's Play Ball Baseball Week, which gives back to local youth sports leagues.
Play Ball Week
SNY and the New York Mets provide an opportunity for local youth athletes to experience what it's like to be a professional baseball player
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It was early Christmas Eve in 1818 when the priests of St. Nicholas Church in Obernadorf, Austria, learned that the broken pipe organ would not be repaired in time to the Christmas Eve Midnight Mass. Joseph Mohr, St. Nicholas' associate priest was the first to hear the bad news and deeply saddened by it. Knowing he didn't have much time, he quickly turned his sorrow into action. He quickly sat down and wrote the first three stanzas of a song that could be easily sung "a-capella" or perhaps with a little guitar accompaniment.
And that night at Midnight Mass, "Stille Nacht" or "Silent Night" debuted. Today it is sung by millions of people each year in 180 different languages. Most of you right now are thinking about those famous words and perhaps humming or even singing the song.
Christmas is still several weeks away and we are hearing all the songs that this great season gives us. Christmas is about music and singing. School concerts, Vocal Music Groups, Special Christmas programs with old and young singing a variety of songs fill the air. Radio stations playing our favorite songs. Ah yes, it may not be beginning to look a lot like Christmas but it sure is beginning to sound like it.
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"Bah, humbug," some may say, but it's not true. When you hear Bing Crosby croon "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas," you croon right along with him. In fact, you just might lower your voice and pour out a little Elvis, in "Blue Christmas." Or perhaps Willie Nelson in "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer." And we all love "Jingle Bells; Deck The Halls; Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer; Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth."
How about "O Holy Night; Angels We Have Heard On High; O Little Town of Bethlehem; O Come All Ye Faithful or Joy To The World?" Great songs of faith dedicated to Christmas. They touch our hearts and often bring a tear to our eye. They remind us of those special Christmas' past; when we were children and the excitement of the presents under the tree; then when we as parents watched the excitement of our kids as they couldn't get to sleep on Christmas Eve and those so very special Christmas' we spent with the whole family at home.
So go ahead--SING, SING SING. Turn the radio up louder, put the CD, watch the movies and sing along with Bing, Elvis, the Choirs and yes, even the radio. Who cares? It's Christmas! Bah Humbug? No way.
"Tis the season to be merry, fa la la la la la la la la..." Or better yet, "Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, all is bright; Round yon virgin, Mother and child; Sleep in Heavenly pea-ceeeeeee; Sleep in Heavenly peace."
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Lessons From the 1995 Government Shutdown
Brooking Institution Senior Fellow Elaine Kamarck, a former Clinton administration staffer, explains what it was like in the White House during the last government shutdown in 1995. (Photo: Getty)
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... the the ... in this battle will be left standing as the winner ... the history of pasta shutdowns officer died owing to block has been witness to history ... Brookings Institution fellow with the stock for the White House or in a live shot down in nineteen ninety five ninety six ... and is an expert on governance she joins us in Washington this morning ... good morning aligned ... what a ... so what you must walk synonyms for this to the rebel ... publicans in a house and up with a political squabbles or is present Obama the winner ... also when President Obama is the winner of that's the lesson of the last government shutdown ... the ninety five ninety six ... aam President Clinton one-day handedly ... made this the end of a U K which is leadership ... I and we didn't think to do this again for seventeen ... years ... on ... the reason Reverend is that I make sure the people understand it's not partisan statement that President Obama will be when ... it's built into the structure of the system ... only the president speaks for everyone ... then there's the hands of speaking for you know their individual constituents and that's who they are losing too that's why ... they're doing is ... in talks to everyone and that the country as awful ... is not crazy about the idea of shutting down the debt ... there's a big difference The with ... this time around this is the new king to lead the attack and that is that in fact of course is not being led by the speaker banner is ... its bid to buy as something ... of a reluctant participant if anything ... in the real drivers coming from a newsman and a tea party activists ... that what does that add to the story that Chile's copper thanks to some extent ... well so I say we're saying they say even even more clear that the president will come at the winner ... on you've got in these cases enter an extraordinarily weak state in the US ... I remember us be here to let one section of his body ... when you're in or out of the way these guys are jerking around ... the announced the end it's just unbelievable and so not only does the countries that country so disgusted by this oh eight is plain but ... still they cannot control his party cannot control his coalition ... that's ... a good job with his BK is is to put it all together they ... make it happen and it is the can do that then have to wonder how long is the issue is likely to last ... really added twenty one day shutdown back in ninety five and six you with their toes move if you can go with the move was blocked and it's ... how this thing plays out in the White House ... if we if we get there is of the flat line ... the first thing that happened says and it happened last Thursday and Friday is that ... employees get told whether they are essential were not essential ... if you're essentially get to go to work and probably not get paid if you're not essentially he were an all you're not ... here legally non allowed to go to work so there were travel light has offices in oh seven hundred there were about thirty of us in the White House ... it was ... quite an intense period of time and and and is the shutdown threat than it was like in honor of the news that its license of the country because ... people love to hate what he did ... what they don't realize is that Washington funds most of upbeat unlike some of my race started shutting down ... Catholic charities ... to close its doors as most of its funding was from the federal and ... state and local government programs which people bought where ... local programs funded by local carriers ... turned out to ... be shut and as they were funded ... by federal dollars ... the federal government saying its money to a dance number of ... different kinds of organizations state government federal government ... for prostate and non for profit organizations ... so when that stops all the ... people around the country started realizing lately ... we don't markets and it ... may be good at being a real black eye for the Republicans ... are pressing in from the end and sat down on ... managed to bolster reelection in nineteen ninety


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CONCORD, N.H. (AP) � New Hampshire's Legislature has sent a bill to the governor that changes a photo identification law adopted last session to continue recognizing student IDs at the polls.
Under the bill, valid student identification will be allowed if the card is issued by a college or career school in New Hampshire or a New Hampshire high school. Student IDs can be expired, but the expiration date must have been within five years. Current law ends acceptance of student IDs on Sept. 1
The bill postpones until 2015 a requirement for people who sign an affidavit instead of presenting an acceptable ID to have their picture taken at the polls.
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A man who can talk to dogs
Jacek always drops me off at the airport with our beagles in the backseat. Barney, only 18 months, has never been alone his whole life. He went straight from his litter to having a big brother, Marcus. In many ways, he's been spared the reality of being left. Barney is never left behind.
But Marcus knows about being left behind. He spent 8 years on his own being left behind when I go away, when we play golf...
Which is why he is a MASSIVE SUCK. Whenever the duffel bag comes out, he knows. And he gives me his sad prick look when I get out the car at the terminal, his eyes peering just above the window sill watching as I walk away. I'm the idiot that always looks back, and there's that face, Duana calls it the most reproachful face she's ever seen, judging me, not forgiving me, for wherever I'm going.
Then I watched We Bought A Zoo on the plane and cried my eyes out.
And here's George Clooney with an actor dog on the beach shooting a commercial the other day. George has his own dog, Einstein so, as you can see, he knows how to talk to them. That's my weakness: a man who can talk to dogs. Jacek can talk to any dog. Jacek will allow any dog to slobber themselves all over his face. At our house it's become so pathetic that Marcus and Barney, between 9 and 9:30pm, will find Jacek and ask to be tucked in bed. By tucked in I mean he has to get into bed, lift up the covers like a servant, wait for them to position themselves all over his legs, groom themselves until it's just right, and leave only when they put their heads down and start snoring, otherwise the whole process has to start over again from the beginning.
I imagine it must be, sort of, like this at George's house. That Einstein runs things. Add that to the long list of Clooney's best attributes. Is it enough to compensate for that Girlfriend Requirement?


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Family still in Egypt - a bit of a personal marriage rant
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A conversation with Heather Gautney, Adolph Reed, and Cornel West.
Book launch for Heather Gautney's "Crashing the Party: From the Bernie Sanders Campaign to a Progressive Movement," available from Verso Books.
Bernie Sanders shocked the political establishment by winning 13 million votes and a majority of young voters in the 2016 Democratic primary. Since that upset, repeated polls have judged this democratic socialist to be the most popular politician in the United States. What lessons can be drawn from his surprising insurgent campaign?


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It's like the least Christian thing imaginable, which is why it's extra rich that he's singing inside a goddamn church. That church, judging from its interior and the glimpse of the pastor we see in the video, may be the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana — the images seem to match up. (If you have any info to help confirm this, email us.)
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A failed two point conversion attempt with no time on the clock was all that separated Northfield from taking Tippecanoe Valley in to overtime Friday as the Norse fell to the Vikings 34-32.
Trailing by 8, Northfield scored as time expired to cut the lead to 34-32 with a two point conversion pass being knocked down to decide the outcome.
With the rain coming down the passing game for both teams was pretty much non existent, forcing both ground games to grind it out. Valley would notch the only score in the first quarter on a 2yd run coming with 44.8 seconds left on the clock to lead 6-0 after one.
With both teams still trying to establish a ground game the Vikings went to the air midway through the second quarter, connecting on a 76yd scoring strike with 4:30 remaining to go up 12-0. For the second time the extra point attempt failed. Northfield would respond, riding the backs of Shane Vigar and Josh Bickel to Norse mounted a drive that ended with a 1yd scoring run from Carter Frieden with 2:24 left to trail 12-6 at the half.
Northfield would strike first in the third quarter, scoring on a 9yd Josh Bickel run to knot the score at 12 with 8:56 still left in the third. Valley would answer five minutes later, again with the extra point failing and led the Norse 18-12 with a quarter to go.
With both defenses controlling most of the game, the fourth quarter was quite the opposite with the two teams combining for 36 points. Valley would get on the board first on a 1yd run with 8:21 remaining to increase their lead to 26-12. The Norse, refusing to give in responded. Behind Carter Frieden the Norse marched down the field on their next possession, finding pay dirt on a Shane Vigar TD reception with 5:54 left. A Rodriguez extra point made it 26-19. After stopping the Vikings, an arrant punt gave the Norse great field position. Northfield quickly made Valley pay with Frieden racing down the left side for a 28yd touchdown with 2:40 left. Again Rodriguez converted and the game was tied at 26. Valley was mounting a drive on the ground after the Norse score when they caught Northfield off guard on a 38yd scoring pass play with 52 seconds remaining to lead 32-26. The Vikings went for two and converted and led the Norse 34-26 with .52 on the clock. Josh Bickel would take the Valley kick off out to the 44 to give Northfield hope with 44 seconds remaining. Bickel would the run to the Valley 35, when a pass interference call gave Northfield the ball on the 12 with 28 seconds left. After the Norse stopped the clock on a spike, Shane Vigar ran to the 3 with 3 seconds left and calling time out. Carter Frieden would then score from 3 yards out as time expired to make it 34-32 and the extra point try coming. The two point pass was knocked down by a linebacker to spoil the comeback as the Norse fell 34-22.
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These hearty cookies appeal to everyone whenever I take them to a family get-together or church bake sale. They're worth the little extra effort! — Lesley Mansfield, Monroe, North Carolina
Total TimePrep: 20 min. Bake: 15 min./batch + cooling
Makes3 dozen
- 3/4 cup shortening
- 1 cup sugar
- 1 cup packed brown sugar
- 1 large egg
- 1/4 cup water
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1-1/2 cups self-rising flour
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 3 cups quick-cooking oats
- 3/4 cup raisins
- 1/2 cup butter, softened
- 1/2 cup shortening
- 3-3/4 cups confectioners' sugar
- 2 tablespoons 2% milk
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- Dash salt
- In a large bowl, cream shortening and sugars until light and fluffy. Beat in the egg, water and vanilla. Combine the flour, baking soda and cinnamon; gradually add to creamed mixture and mix well. Stir in oats and raisins.
- Drop by tablespoonfuls 3 in. apart onto ungreased baking sheets. Flatten with a glass. Bake at 325° for 13-14 minutes or until lightly browned. Remove to wire racks to cool.
- In a large bowl, combine filling ingredients; beat until smooth. Spread on the bottoms of half of the cookies; top with remaining cookies.
Editor's NoteAs a substitute for each cup of self-rising flour, place 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a measuring cup. Add all-purpose flour to measure 1 cup.
Nutrition Facts2 each: 418 calories, 15g fat (4g saturated fat), 12mg cholesterol, 209mg sodium, 69g carbohydrate (50g sugars, 2g fiber), 4g protein.
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I made these cookies without the raisins, and with cream cheese frosting filling instead. They went over very well. I will be making them again for the holidays!
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Best cookies!!!!! These were one of several kinds I made for cookie platters at my daughter's wedding. I have to share the recipe with others.


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Asphalt Ballet – S/T (Release Year – 1991)
Asphalt Ballet's name comes from a motorcycle crashing at high speed and sliding across the pavement. Their music is no accident, even though the band eventually crashed and burned.
The self title debut from 1991 is a damn good one, by this San Diego five piece unit.
This CD blends the west coast sleaze sound with southern rock. It may sound like a strange combination, but it works.
Asphalt Ballet was a regular on the MTV headbanger's ball back in the early 90's. Three videos were released in support of this disc:
Soul Survive
Tuesday's Rain
Unlucky Mr. Lucky
After this release, the band was pushed to alter their sound to grunge, so they could stay current in the music scene. Needless to say, that decision would spell their demise.
I would have loved to have heard another disc, in the vein of this one, with the original band's lineup in tact. I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
This CD has several good songs including Hell's Kitchen, Blood on the Highway, Goodbye Yesterday , and the three songs featured in the videos above.
Singer, Gary Jeffries has been in several bands since Asphalt Ballet, and is currently in a Dayton, Ohio band called Gary Jeffries and the Gator Stew Band. Guitarist Julius Ulrich, and drummer Michael Kiner are in a Hollywood Metal band called 13-A.
This disc has been out of print for a while, and regularly goes for over $20.00 on Ebay right now. This disc will appeal to most sleaze and southern rock fans. I like this one a lot. If you can find it, buy it, you won't be disappointed.
Rating:Out of 10
Track Listing:
1. Hell's Kitchen
2. Soul Survive
3. Tuesday's Rain
4. Unlucky Mr. Lucky
5. End of My Rope
6. Heaven Winds Blow
7. Blood on the Highway
8. Goodbye Yesterday
9. Wasted Time
10. Taking a Walk
11. Hangmans Swing
12. Blue Movie
13. Do It All Over Again
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kylekennypiptweek wrote:I HATE YOU not you JVM byt the little ass wipe that said a hurtful thing about Kyle! I'm talking about Stanluv! FUCKYOU BITCH!!!
*ahem* sorry I just don't like character bashing any character except Cartman I mean you wul be pissed if someone said somthing bad aboot Stan *walks away*........*comes back*...and
How do you REALLY feel?
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Brendle wrote:NeuroHeart, the message wasn't that alcohol CURES depression. The message was that alcohol makes it go away, temporarily. It numbs the pain.
I never said it was being touted as a cure. I'm very aware it isn't and wasn't supposed to be a cure, which is part of what makes it a bad solution. Getting buzzed/drunk every day might be a solution to depression, but it isn't a very healthy one, and it will cause a great amount of trouble long-term.
See, if I didn't have a sense of humor, I would be going, "Hey, screw you guys, I didn't need to get drunk all the time to handle depression! How dare you say that?!" (I had other unhealthy habits, but that's not something I need to detail in this thread.) But I'm not upset about it, just saying that I would think that message more "offensive" than having a group of ignorant Matrix-fighter wannabes saying that Asperger's isn't real.
Brendle wrote:Stan drinking the alcohol to numb the shittiness of his life...I do wonder if that's reflective of Trey.
I have some concerns that it might be. I've certainly heard him talk about drinking more than once. However, so long as he's getting up and leaving the house and not doing anything dumb like DWI, he's probably okay. (Not that there's a lot his anonymous fans could do for him if he had a problem, anyway.)
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JVM wrote:Okay guys, stop saying "They make fun of everything else" - it's true, but it's a sh*tty reason. People have all the right to be offended - telling them to "get over it" is just going to make them angrier.
I got over my anger, but I didn't get over it because a bunch of people told me to quit my whining. I got over it because I rewatched the episode and paid more attention to the dialogue and realized while they didn't seem to have much to say, they did have a point. It has always been about having a point with them - "Le Petit Tourette" NEVER made fun of Tourette's, in fact it showed the disease very accurately, over the entire episode. "Ass Burgers" discussed Asperger's but only showed it in a single scene, which makes it harder, though possible, to discern Matt and Trey's feelings - depending on your perspective on that one scene, it's more difficult to determine their point and if you see it one way, it's a lot harder to counter than with Tourette's, which discusses the disease in multiple scenes, which can be used to counter each other.
It's all about perspective.
Trey said in an interview earlier this year he and Matt DON'T want to offend people (anymore) and if they did that it means they screwed up.
I'm not saying people who are offended are correct, I'm just saying yelling at them isn't going to do any good. I didn't come to my senses because everyone told me YOU'RE WRONG, I got over it because I gave the episode another chance.
And I love how NOBODY really understands why Isaac Hayes left the show.While I still feel like he could have done more, whatever. I'm sure it was frustrating to try and cheer him up and it didn't help. But again, part of why Stan was so sad was because his friends walked out on him.
No, i will not stop saying they make fun of everything else. How is that a sh*tty argument?
Those people who are offended now are laughing their ass off during other episodes ripping on jews or rednecks . They make fun of damn near everything and when people take it personally its just silly. What is worse about making fun of aspergers than aids or tourettes ? and Don't tell me cartman and the older guy with tourettes weren't making fun of it.
Sure people have a right to be offended, they have the right to do a lot of things. But should they be?
They only get offended when its about them. If you want to enjoy a show like south park you need to be able to laugh it off when your turn comes around. Just like in a group of friends.
The people who said they always watched it up til now, because this episode was so offensive, are obviously not true fans.
"yeah right, like someone would just abandon their friend if he said something mean to you"
And matt and trey may have said that (though i haven't heard that), but they are definitely not going to stop offending people. Not necessarily because they mean to, but because its a satire and they're going to push the envelope (just like they did with the mohammed episodes). Thats what South Park does.
and if you don't like it then you can geeettttttt ooouuuttttt
And yeah people do know why Isaac hayes left. Go watch the return of chef again.... the secret...
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But co-creator Matt Stone said Hayes had "never had a problem" until the Church, to which Hayes belongs, was parodied.
The show was insensitive to "personal spiritual beliefs", said Hayes.
"There is a place in this world for satire but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs begins," he said.
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Niels0827 wrote:kylekennypiptweek wrote:I HATE YOU not you JVM byt the little ass wipe that said a hurtful thing about Kyle! I'm talking about Stanluv! FUCKYOU BITCH!!!
*ahem* sorry I just don't like character bashing any character except Cartman I mean you wul be pissed if someone said somthing bad aboot Stan *walks away*........*comes back*...and
How do you REALLY feel?
Aboot the episode? It was funny and I am not mad anymore I just had homework over the weekend and was mad aboot that and when I am mad it will show at the slightest thing
If you were Kyle what would you do and how could you do it?
.........thought so cause no one could help him and he tried helping and he said no one could help. See the COULD part not the WOULD he would've if he could! and
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Favorite episodes: Whale Whores, My future self n me, Cartman gets an anal probe, Raisins
Favorite pairing: Stan/Cartman :)
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I just want to know something, as a person with Asperger's: Were Matt and Trey making fun of us or the way normal people view us?
I so want to believe the latter because it touched on a lot of things we Aspies deal with every day, mainly people thinking Asperger's is fake. My mom had Asperger's and so do I, but my brother and sister don't think so. My sister says we're just hypochondriacs and my brother says it's just an excuse to act differently without having to worry about chastisement.
No one without Asperger's has any idea what it's like, even if their own child has it. There are people who try to understand and/or people who can't understand but don't condescend anyway, and that's all I ask for. I don't and can't understand you, so I don't expect more from you toward me - if that makes sense.
I just don't understand if this episode is supposed to be funny because, to me, it wasn't. The only thing that was funny were the ass burgers and the two kids suggesting Kyle and Wendy do it. lol
Stan being drunk wasn't funny. Not because he's a kid, but because my mom had AS (Stan doesn't have AS and I hope Matt and Trey don't give it to him. He's gone 14 seasons as a normal kid; AS doesn't just spring up) and was an alcoholic. Bad memories watching him traverse the town inebriated. =[
Maybe I'm being too subjective since I wanted to see what Matt and Trey had to say about our disorder, but it just wasn't funny. It was tense and dramatic and then silly, but not funny silly. Watching this episode was just uncomfortable to me.
Having AS, my Theory of Mind skills (the ability to infer the implications of another through social cues) are completely shot, but I'm going to agree that this episode was just poorly written. It digresses and completely loses the original point. Then, it throws a joke in there that it seems only the writer gets. It's as if a person with AS wrote it.
I had more to say, but I went on a tangent and forgot what it was. Hopefully I won't forget about this post so I can come back later. I tend to forget things easily.
I will say this: In scanning my comprehension of the episode objectively I can see what might make it funny. If it really is about how AS is a real disorder that is VASTLY misunderstood, then this episode is actually hilarious and extremely deep.
When MorpheAS (see what I did there? And they say Aspies don't get puns =p ) started explaining to Stan that he views the world as sh*tty and no one else could see it, that really spoke to me. I'm actually 59% certain that Matt and Trey consulted several individuals with Asperger's for this episode (or at least read some case studies).
[I'm sorry, I tend to reach epiphanies while writing. It allows me to re-read my statements and then put them together in different ways. We Aspies are visual thinkers.]
The world is turning to sh*t, but when I try to explain to people why, they completely disregard it. Like norms have this filter (probably one of those unspoken social rules) which shuts out logic and gives ignorance the monicker "common sense".
I can't explain it (I'm horrible at explaining anything - once tried to teach my niece how I'm so good at math in what I felt were very simple terms... yeah... no... >_> ).
I've typed too much (we tend to talk without end), so I'm going to go now.
tl;dr: Who exactly are they making fun of here? I don't get it. -_-
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It's blatantly obvious from the line 'unfortunately due to the name people think it's a disease to be made fun of.' This is followed by an Aspie being a ridiculous and over-the-top stereotype, pissing all over everything. They, Matt and Trey, think it's a disease to be made fun of due to the funny/dumb name, even though they're away that they're being assh*les by doing it.
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I hope the whole season has this kind of humor. It's what makes the show special after all these years.
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EDIT: P.S. :Those people at the rehab center may or may not have had Aspergers, the important think to take away is that they were putting on an act. So the guy farting bubbles wasn't doing what he did from Aspergers, but what he thinks Aspergers is, even though he may actually have it. Remember, Trey doesn't have a lot of time to research this stuff, only how to make it funny and appealing.
My second thing to say, why isn't this episode uncensored yet?
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1. The person who runs across the street to the bus stop, only, there is no bus there pulling off. You ask yourself, why did they break out into a run across traffic if they were not in danger of missing a bus? Yep. That's my boy.
2. In an assembly at school, the city's NFL team (the Saints) sends members to talk to the students at school, and when they ask does anyone have any questions, my son stands up and asks, "What's a Saint?" That's my boy.
3. It's 90 degrees outside. There's a boy waiting for the school bus. He has on a long sleeved shirt underneath his school uniform shirt. Yep. That's my boy.
4. Teacher assigns paper to be completed. Topic is "Global Economics: Will China be the Next Superpower?" By the time my son does the necessary research, he is convinced that there is a government conspiracy to, as he puts it, "tap the smart kids" to figure out how to remain a superpower. This rambling goes on for 3 days after the paper is complete eventhough everyone is telling him that he won't get kidnapped by the CIA. Yep. That's my boy.
5. The city's mayor likes to frequent a certain restaurant, and you also like that restaurant, so your son has done photo-ops with said mayor. Only, after meeting the mayor more than once, neither one of them remembers each other, and my repeatedly asks me who that guy is. I tell him it's the mayor. The same one he met 2 times before. After each time, my son asks, "What's a mayor?" And I've answered that question during voting season and various other times. Yep. That's my boy.
And these are just a smidgen of what goes on.
There is so much funny material that can be played upon with the Aspberger's issue.
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This was an excellent episode!
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it never gets old!
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mascen wrote:South park was great when it was about the children running around town and having fun adventures. Now that @ssburgers and your getting old are emphasising the depression of real life it hits way too close to home.
Bring back the essence of south park, what it was about, fun and comedy.
The show just isnt funny any more. Just like stan's world where he sees everything as sh*t... this is what its like for me when i watch a new south park.
Dont make a comedy show without the comedy.
Instead of being funny, M&T are voicing their opinions through the eyes, voices and actions of the fourth-grade boys and girls. Because honestly, look at the world, there's always good, but lately that good has diminished. People suck, the economy sucks, jobs suck, music sucks, food makes you fat(sucks), children die of starvation(sucks), crime is still big(sucks). Face it, the world can be viewed as a glass half full, but its ugly underbelly has risen to the surface, causing chaos and turmoil. M&T portray that through literally Sh*t!
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"Tis the season to be jolly". That is one of my favorite songs that I love singing to when the holidays draw near. This first lesson is going to show you "how to draw bells", step by step. Christmas bells are so pretty and I love the sounds they make when the brass crashes against a door, or when they collapse on each other. Bells are one of the main objects associated with Christmas because they are used on almost every decoration for this season. Santa Claus can be heard jingling his bells with cheer when he leaves the roof tops of homes around the world. His reindeer are also hooked up with a strand of bells so they can can be heard soaring through the night winter skies. I do have another set of pretty bells in the Christmas section of the seasonal category that you can check out too. I thought it would be nice to draw a newer version of bells because the ones I drew a year ago are a bit fuzzy. The coloring for both tutorials is awesome, and I think you guys will love learning "how to draw bells". Well that does it for this bell lesson, I will be back later with more interesting stuff for you all to draw and learn from. Peace out and happy drawing people, and remember Santa Claus is coming to town soon, so you better watch out, and you better not pout!
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Mark your calendars! Purl Soho is hosting the launch party for Liberty of London's new Lifestyle collection this Thursday from 6 to 7pm. We hope you'll join us in celebrating Liberty's first line of fabrics specially designed for crafting and patchwork. Made with all the love we expect from Liberty of London, the Lifestyle collection brings its own fresh pop with punchy florals, super cute feedsacks, and wild paisleys. Come get a sneak peak and a jump-start your stash!
The Party
When: Thursday, July 19th from 6 to 7pm
Where: Purl Soho, 459 Broome Street, New York City
We'll be toasting to the Lifestyle collection with an amazing cocktail mixed up by Heidi Johannsen Stewart, co-owner of the extraordinary tea atelier, Bellocq. Her special summery creation will combine Bellocq's refreshing herbal blend, Le Hammeau, with a light Prosecco. It's the perfect introduction to Bellocq, whose out-of-this-world teas we are now proud to carry at Purl Soho!
The Giveaways
Three lucky partygoers will each win a giant fabric bundle that includes all 55 Lifestyle fabrics! In addition, Liberty has generously provided goodies so everyone will have something to walk away with!
And if you can't join us. . .
Two lucky online readers will also receive a Lifestyle fabric bundle that includes all 55 fabrics! To enter, leave a comment on this post by 7pm EST on Thursday telling us what you would make with all of this beautiful fabric. Remember to leave a working email address on the comment form so we can contact you if you win (please be assured that your email address won't be public and we promise not to share it with anyone!)!
We hope to see you at the celebration this Thursday!


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Wednesday, 22 April 2009
"That kid will run before he walks"
But then The Lorax turned 14 months and he still wasn't walking. Again, I didn't think much of it. But then people (i.e. impromptu pediatricians) started inquiring: "He's 14 months and he still isn't walking???" I'm not sure what they were worried about. I mean was he going to turn into a 30 year old man who crawled down the street to the store? (If that were the case, I imagine he would still shake his booty in the exaggerated way he does now just to get a laugh.)
Then last night I was sitting at the computer trying to find Kara Goucher's training plan and the sheet music for "Night After Night" by The Sounds, when what to my wondering eyes should appear but The Bois, rising on his own (as he'd never done before), walking across the kitchen floor, over a power cord and a big wodden slat in the doorway, turning a corner and running down the hall to find SR in the distant bathroom.
Some (kinder) people had suggested "Why would he walk when he's such a fast crawler?" Well, I guess he's finally found something faster.
I was reminded of the lengend of my dad. As the story goes, my dad was a good 16 months and still hadn't walked a step. He then, in front of many guests, stepped out of a closet with hangers in his hand, and walked across the floor whistling a little ditty. I'm not so sure how true the whistling part is.
The point is, babies and kids have their own schedule and the way they develop is so fascinatingly varried. I mean, certainly my dad's late walking didn't signal any sort of cognitive delay. He famously told his mom when he turned 4 that he was ready to start school, so he started kindergarten a whole year early. He's now perhaps Wisconsin's best medical malpractice lawyer and a fantastic acordian player to boot.
Well, I'd love to hear all of your baby development stories and folklore.
I could play guitar and rope a steer before I learned to stand.
If you can name the song those lyrics are from, you've impressed me and named the running song of the day.
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- Emily P said...
"Papa Was a Rodeo" by the Magnetic Fields!!
Also, I didn't know your dad played accordian! That's awesome!
I was a very late talker. My sister always did the talking for me! However, I somehow fixed my neighbor's VCR when I was about 6. Babies definitely all have their own timelines. I can't wait to meet your Lorax this summer!
- 22 April 2009 at 15:33
- Abbie said...
You're completely right! 14 months is nothing to worry about. It's as if there is something wrong when at 1 year they aren't walking on their birthday. My daughter just barely started walking last week and she's one month younger than the Bois.
- 22 April 2009 at 16:05
- Kate said...
Fun! Go Lorax!
My daughter took her first steps at age 15 mos. Didn't start *really* walking consistently until 17 mos., though. I never worried about it and was frankly glad to have her (semi-) contained a little longer! Now she's off to the races - each at their own pace of development, like you said.
You'd know better than I, but I've also heard there are studies showing that kids who walk before they ever crawl have more trouble reading? Or start to read later? Or something like that. Not sure why that would be related, but some pediatricians around her encourage people to get their kids crawling before they walk.
- 22 April 2009 at 22:08
- Joy Joy said...
I have a question for you and can't figure out how to email you. Will you email me so I can get your address, please? email@example.com
- 23 April 2009 at 04:22
- sea legs girl said...
Right you are with the song! But I actually prefer the Conor Oberst cover to run to. The Lorax is quite excited about meeting you, too.
Abbie, so cool that your daughter is walking. It is just so cute to see, isn't it?
Kate, I have also read it *can* be a sign something is a bit off if kids walk before they crawl. And I believe the studies. But that doesn't mean that walking first is always a bad sign. Also, I don't believe that forcing a kid to crawl when they want to walk first will in any way improve neurocognitive development. That just sounds backwards to me.
JoyJoy, I sent you an email.
- 23 April 2009 at 13:17
- SteveQ said...
It's been said that my first sentence was, "That's not funny." A critic from the start, I guess.
I have two brothers who, instead of crawling, did a backward crabwalk.
The one landmark I've found with an interesting neurological background is that children ALWAYS point before they speak.
- 23 April 2009 at 21:24
- Molly said...
My daughter asked me one night (this was before she was talking so she sort of pointed and made noises) if she could pee pee on the potty. And so I put her on and she did, easy as that.
She was barely 17 months old.
OTOH, she did really start talking till she was well past two. And now she never stops.
- 28 April 2009 at 03:41
- Caren said...
My son, who is now almost 5.5 didn't walk until he was just about 17 months old when he stood up and walked pretty much perfectly. I like to think he wanted to wait until he knew he could do it well.
He talked very early (14-16 months... full sentences) and could recognize and say all his numbers before he could even walk. It was actually kind of freaky! He also knew and could identify the 50 states by age two... again, freaky.
Needless to say, he's still a smart kid. He has definitely been on the slower end of the spectrum with gross motor skills but he's a great swimmer and has been walking just fine for years. ;) I don't think you have anything to worry about.
- 26 May 2009 at 05:14


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Montpelier, VT – With Vermont's morning weather forecasted at a comfortable 66F and an abundance of featured July events (66), summer is in full swing across the Green Mountain State! Visit the VermontVacation.com Travel Planner for the complete roster of 300 July events and Happy Independence Day!
Vermont Symphony Orchestra TD Bank Summer Festival Tour
July 2 – 6, Across 6 Vermont communities
The Vermont Symphony Orchestra presents "Let's Dance!" featuring music from the world of dance – from waltzes to swing and polkas to salsa. The 1812 Overture, marches, and fireworks conclude the show. http://www.vso.org/
Yellow Barn's 45th Anniversary Season: Music School & Festival
Month-Long, Putney
Yellow Barn presents an international community of musicians in a five week series of extraordinary public performances. Each season's repertoire is unique, spanning a wide range of eras and genres, offering infinite insights into chamber music. www.yellowbarn.org
Exhibition of Jane Ashley Paintings
July 5, Grafton
Jane Ashley, noted Vermont landscape artist, will feature her latest works in oil and pastels in the Upper Gallery of Hunter Gallery of Fine Art for the month of July. www.hunterartworks.com
Country Auction for Cats
July 5, Newport
The country auction to help local animals is back by popular demand. Fun and unique items. www.FFFVT.com
Plymouth, Vermont in the Civil War
July 6, Plymouth
Howard Coffin, noted historian and author, presents a program about Vermont's role in the great conflict, with focus on Plymouth. A Vermont Humanities Council event. http://historicsites.vermont.gov/directory/coolidge
NER Vermont and Big Town Gallery Summer Reading
July 6, Rochester
This summer gathering celebrates live readings, creating a link between two of Vermont's most lively reading series from one side of the Green Mountains to the other. The reading is followed by a catered reception in the garden. www.nereview.com/ner-vt-reading-series
Chris Bohjalian: Close Your Eyes, Hold Hands
July 7, Burlington
Bestselling author Chris Bohjalian will be interviewed on the library stage. Win Rock & Roll Book Tour t-shirts and the chance to have a character named after you in Chris's next novel. Jody Picoult says, "If you need any proof that fiction can scare us, move us, and break our hearts simultaneously – look no further." www.phoenixbooks.biz
Heritage Craft Week
July 7 – 12, Brownington
The Old Stone House Museum in Brownington is offering a full week of Early American Decorative Arts Classes taught by professional teachers. Come and spend a day or the entire week learning a new skill & bring home a beautiful completed project. www.oldstonehousemuseum.org
Stowe Free Library Annual Giant Book Sale
July 8 – 27, Stowe
Stowe Free Library Giant annual book sale with books sorted into over 25 categories. New this year are adult classics. The sale will have a separate display and sale area for kids, with books priced by the bagful. Most adult books are $1-2. www.stowelibrary.org
Green Mountain Chamber Music Festival
July 9, 11 & 18, Burlington
The festival's 10th anniversary season features works from Slavic musicians, the British Isles and "Heavenly and Earthy." Arrive early for pre-concert talks by festival pianist Juliana Osinchuk. www.gmcmf.org
Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Jr.
July 10 – 12, Lyndonville
The audience will be transported to a French town, where Belle yearns for something more than her provincial life. When her father Maurice becomes lost in the woods, he seeks shelter in an old castle but is soon taken captive by the master of the house, a horrible Beast. Belle surrenders her freedom to save his life and, by taming the Beast, teaches him the meaning of love. www.vermontchildrenstheater.com
Four Days of Dog Shows
July 10 – 13, Tunbridge
Green Mountain Dog Club and Woodstock Dog Club sponsored Good Old Fashion Dog Shows, with obedience, conformation and rally. Best Puppy and Best Veteran competitions. Ice cream social, barbecue and live music. www.greenmountaindogclub.org
Blues in the Night
July 10 – 27, Montpelier
26 tunes tell the sweet, sexy and sorrowful tales of three women with the lying, cheating, snake of a man who done them wrong. Music by Bessie Smith, Ida Cox, Duke Ellington and Harold Arlen. www.lostnationtheater.org
Middlebury Art Walk
July 11, Middlebury
Stores and businesses become galleries displaying the work of dozens of area artists. Art will turn up in restaurants, on the town green, and in other exciting and unlikely places. Visit downtown Middlebury on the second Friday of every month. www.middleburyartswalk.com
Natural Dye Workshop
July 11, Washington
An introduction to using local plants as natural dye. Spend the morning gathering plants and flowers. Our dye baths will brew while we enjoy brownbag lunch on the porch. After, the magic begins as we dye sample skeins of yarn! http://www.grandviewfarmvt.net/fiber-classes-retreats.html
Foodways Friday at Billings Farm & Museum
July 11 – Oct. 17, Woodstock
Visit the 1890 Farm House kitchen and learn about seasonal produce from the heirloom garden and historic recipes every Friday during the summer and fall. Take home a different recipe every week! www.billingsfarm.org
Islands Bike Tour
July 12, South Hero
Join Vermont Farm Tours for the annual Islands Bike Tour. Choose a 10 or 25-mile loop with stops at farms, art studios, and vineyards. Return to Snow Farm for wine tasting, free massage, and live music. www.VermontFarmTours.com/biketour.html
Rockin' at the Dorset Quarry
July 12, Dorset
The Manchester Journal described the Don't Leave Band as "…one of southern Vermont's most resilient, revered and respected rock bands, performing an ageless, unique blend of time honored rock and roll built around powerful vocals and contagious energy." www.dorsetvt.com
Bird Walk
July 12, Groton
Warblers, thrushes, vireos are some of the possible birds you may see. www.vtstateparks.com/htm/groton-nature.html
Zephyr Concert
July 12, Ferrisburgh
Zephyr is a four-piece Americana band, with a mix of guitar, bass, keyboards, fiddle, mandolin, accordion, djembe, harmonium. www.vtstateparks.com/htm/buttonbay.htm
Saturday Night Music
July 12 & 19, Townshend
The park ranger will lead a fun evening of music at Townshend State Park. Bring your own instrument and sit in, sing along, or just kick back and enjoy. www.vtstateparks.com/htm/townshend.htm
French Heritage Day
July 12, Vergennes
Franco-American music, French Canadian fiddling, learn French response songs, step-dancing, re-enactors, French food, antique vehicles & engines, traditional craft demonstrations, and much more. www.FrenchHeritageDay.com
Sixteenth Annual Bach Bash
July 12, Rochester
Rochester Chamber Music Society and professional and amateur musicians celebrate the music of Bach. www.rcmsvt.org
Return the Juice to your Writing Workshop
July 12, Orwell
Inertia, physical or mental, is no laughing matter to a writer. If you are stalled, trying to begin a piece of writing, stuck midway, this workshop led by author and poet Daniel Lusk may be the push you need. http://historicsites.vermont.gov/directory/mount_independence
Maple Jam performs at Brandon Music
July 12, Brandon
Maple Jam specializes in Grade A Fancy vocal arrangements of sweet love songs and swinging big band favorites. With their trademark rich blend of voices and smooth jazz harmonies, their repertoire ranges from classic jazz and swing to pop and ballads. www.brandon-music.net
2nd annual Grafton Food Festival
July 12 – 13, Grafton
The second annual Grafton Food Festival is a food-lovers event celebrating local food and farms in southern Vermont. Enjoy cooking demonstrations from top chefs and local food samples. On Sunday, enjoy a farmer's market and breakfast featuring the festival's food vendors. www.graftoninnvermont.com
35th Anniversary RAVE Car Show & Flea Market
July 12 – 13, Rutland
Auto related flea market, car corral, handcraft and new item vendors, food, music, kid's coloring contest, silent auction. To celebrate 35 years, this year is a Top 50 Show with several specialty awards! Saturday night, a dance at the Holiday Inn-benefits RRMC Bone Marrow Donor Program. www.ravecarclub.com
Wood-Fired Pizza Night at the Farm
July 12 – Aug. 9, Washington
Join the wood-fired pizza picnic at Grandview Farm, the second Saturday in July and August! Please contact us a week in advance to pre-order your pizza. www.grandviewfarmvt.net/fiber-classes-retreats.html
Early Vermont History Storytelling Afternoon
July 13, Burlington
Storytelling for children and adults alike! Vermont authors Nancy Means Wright and Lee Kemsley talk about their new historical novels set in early Vermont. In Wright's "Walking into the Wild," for middle grades, siblings in 1782 look for their father, captured by the British. Kemsley's book, The Hunger Year, for older teens and adults, is about adventurous Magen and the effects of the year 1816, when it snowed every month. www.historicsites.vermont.gov/vt_history/archeology
Concert by Guitarist Peter Griggs
July 13, Highgate
Peter Griggs performs a program entitled "The Guitar in America." www.holytrinityswanton.org
"Full Duty" Exhibit Highlights Tour with Howard Coffin
July 13, Windsor
Explore the exhibit, "Full Duty: The Civil War Collection of Howard Coffin" as he shares how he found the objects and relates the stories and anecdotes of his years collecting them. This is final season of the exhibit and the closing opportunities to hear Coffin speak on Vermont's role in the Civil War. www.americanprecision.org
Midnight Madness
July 17, Bennington
All the stores downtown stay open until midnight and they offer the biggest sales of the year. Downtown is alive with music and the most festive crowds of the year as well! www.betterbennington.com
The Old Country Fiddler: Charles Ross Taggart
July 17, Dorset
From Topsham, Vermont, Charles Ross Taggart went on to a forty-year career performing nationally on countless stages, including the famous Red Path Chautauqua circuit. Fiddler Adam Boyce portrays Mr. Taggart near the end of his career, circa 1936, sharing recollections of his life interspersed with live fiddling and humorous sketches. A Vermont Humanities Council event. www.dorsetvthistory.org
One Regiment's Story in the Civil War: The Ninth Vermont
July 17, East Corinth
From guarding Confederate prisoners incarcerated at Camp Douglas, Illinois, to the woods of coastal North Carolina and finally to the gates of Richmond, the 9th Vermont Regiment earned a reputation of being well-disciplined and steadfast under fire. Civil War historian Donald Wickman offers listeners their tales. A Vermont Humanities Council event. www.blakememorial.org
West Side Story
July 17 – 19 & July 25-26, Lyndonville
Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is transported to modern-day New York City, as two young idealistic lovers find themselves caught between warring street gangs, the "American" Jets and the Puerto Rican Sharks. www.vermontchildrenstheater.com
Southern Vermont Dance Festival
July 17 – 20, Brattleboro
The festival offers a wide range of dance classes, workshops and lectures, performances, formal and informal concerts, free community events including outdoors performances and live music. From professionals to dance enthusiasts, from the belly dancer to the ballet dancer this is a great opportunity to take classes with world-renowned faculty and experience moving performances. www.southernvermontdancefestival.com.
Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike
July 17 – 26, Weston
Weston Playhouse Theatre Company presents a hilarious comedy set in present day Bucks County, Pennsylvania, where three middle-aged siblings grapple with their lives in the company of a soothsaying cleaning woman, a sexy boy toy, and a star-struck ingénue. Winner: 2013 Tony for Best Play. www.westonplayhouse.org
Vermont Pride Theater Summer Festival
July 18-20 and 25-27, Randolph
Vermont Pride Theater at Chandler presents its 4th annual Summer Pride Festival of LGBT plays. The goal of the festival is to build bridges of understanding between LGBT Vermonters, their families and friends, and the wider community. http://www.chandler-arts.org/events.php?event=298
HEALING: a dance/dream theater production
July 18 – 20 & July 25-27, Sharon
HEALING is a dance/"dream theater" production about how we heal mind, body and spirit set against the backdrop of the four elements: earth, air, fire and water. Music is under the direction of Grammy winning Producer Jim Rooney. Bring a picnic and absorb the atmosphere of the Star Mountain Amphitheater. www.flockdance.org
The Goshen Gallop
July 19, Goshen
All ages can race through the rural roads of Goshen and trails of Blueberry Hill. Race entry fee includes BBQ meal, goodie bag and prizes. Spectators welcome – everyone can enjoy the entertainment and the meal can be purchased separately. Free T-Shirt to 1st 100 entries. www.facebook.com/events/514140911956639/
Do Good Fest
July 19, Montpelier
The National Life Group Do Good Fest is a daylong, family friendly music festival featuring five bands, children's activities, food vendors and displays by nonprofit organizations. Proceeds benefit the Cancer Patient Fund at Central Vermont Medical Center's National Life Cancer Center. www.DoGoodFest.com
4th Annual Jericho Plein Air Festival
July 19, Jericho
The festival is designed to bring both art creators and the public together. Approximately 75 New York and New England artists will participate in this year's festival. An exhibit of work created during the festival will be held at the gallery July 20 – August 10. www.emilegruppegallery.com
Irasburg United Church Fair
July 19, Irasburg
Come to the Church Fair for crafts, auction, music, baked goods, children's games, strawberry shortcake, chicken barbecue, parade and fireworks at dusk. www.irasburgchurchfair.com
Stars and Stripes Festival and Parade
July 19, Lyndonville
Huge hour long parade at 10 am. Over 40 crafters and vendors in the park. Music by the Crunchy Western Boys, vendors, crafts and more in the park all afternoon. Park Dance with the BelAirs. www.lyndonvermont.com
July 19, Benson
Non-traditional triathlon: Mountain bike single track & gravel roads, swim, mountain bike back to start & finish with a run on our 5K or 10K obstacle course at Shale Hill Adventure Farm. www.shalehilladventure.com
Discover Dorset Concert on the Green
July 19, Dorset
Barry Hyman and the Natural History jazz combo play experimental improvisational music, mostly acoustic, with influences from all over the globe and from every period in human history and evolution. www.dorsetvt.com/
The Windsor Chair: Its Craft & Trade
July 19, Windsor
Furniture maker George Ainley demonstrates the technique of creating the "Windsor" chair, a style developed in the 18th century and still popular today. http://historicsites.vermont.gov/directory/old_constitution
Hubbardton Town 250th Anniversary Day
July 19, Hubbardton
The Town of Hubbardton celebrates its 250th anniversary of the town charter with fireworks and activities for all ages. http://historicsites.vermont.gov/directory/hubbardton
Rock River Artists Open Studio Tour
July 19-20, South Newfane
The 22nd annual Rock River Artists' Studio Tour starts at the Old Schoolhouse in South Newfane, where the 17 participating artists present their group show. With map provided, visitors have the option to visit every artist's studio, all within short driving range of South Newfane. http://www.rockriverartists.com/
National Ice Cream Day at Billings Farm & Museum
July 20, Woodstock
Celebrate the great American dessert and help make and sample four flavors of ice cream. There will be horse-drawn wagon rides to enjoy as well. www.billingsfarm.org
Addison County Architecture in 1814
July 20, Ferrisburgh
The Robinsons of Rokeby doubled the size of their home 200 years ago, adding a restrained Federal style addition. Art historian Glenn Andres will help us celebrate with an illustrated tour of neighboring buildings. www.rokeby.org
Moonlight in Vermont Astronomy Night
July 20, Hubbardton
On the 45th anniversary of the first lunar landing, enjoy the waning moon and night sky with the Green Mountain Alliance of Amateur Astronomers. They bring telescopes and reveal the magic of moon and starlight. Bring binoculars, blankets and flashlights. We provide marshmallows. http://historicsites.vermont.gov/directory/hubbardton
Lyra Summer Music Workshops Concerts
July 21-30, Randolph
Guest artists and faculty of the Lyra Summer Workshop will perform classical music at a variety of locations. www.lyrasummermusic.com
October Mourning
July 23, Randolph
October Mourning: A Song for Matthew Shepard." Ms. Newman, a well-known author, will be at the reading and will be signing books at the reception afterwards. Admission is by donation and all proceeds will benefit the Matthew Shepard Foundation. www.chandler-arts.org/events.php?event=298
Statues of Liberty: A Sesquicentennial Exhibit/Celebration
July 23 – Oct. 13, Strafford
This exhibit features photos and interpretive descriptions of the sculptures of notable figures from all of the 50 United States, including life-sized images of the statues of Abraham Lincoln, Ethan Allen, Daniel Webster and Rosa Parks. http://historicsites.vermont.gov
2014 Iron Adventure Run
July 24 – 26, Ludlow
Harley Davidson riders and other motorcycle enthusiasts travel to the Okemo Valley region for an exciting three-day event. From the array of colors, motorcycle models, lights and chrome, visitors will have an opportunity to experience some of the finest motorcycles on the road. www.ironadventurerun.com
Musical Comedy DAMN YANKEES
July 24 – Aug. 3, Hyde Park
Light, fast-paced and devilishly clever, DAMN YANKEES is the show that proves "You Gotta Have Heart!" A baseball fan sells his soul to the devil to become a great player and lead his team over those "damn Yankees!" www.LCPlayers.com
Stoop Stories
July 24 – Aug. 3, Weston
In this riveting drama, Obie-winning actress and playwright Dael Orlandersmith takes us on a remarkable tour of New York City by embodying a gallery of intriguing characters – from the everyman to the extraordinary – all from a single uptown stoop. www.westonplayhouse.org
July 25, 26 and 27, Woodstock
In its sixth edition, Bookstock 2014 will outdo itself with a remarkable roster of poets, including three former U.S. Poet Laureates. Laureate Billy Collins will be a special guest, and fellow laureates Louise Gluck and Charles Simic are festival headliners. http://bookstockvt.org/
Vermont's Deerfield Valley Blueberry Festival
July 25 – Aug. 3, Wilmington
Events include: Blueberry Jell-o Slip and Slide, Blueberry Splash Family Boat Parade, Blueberry River Float, Blueberry Parade and Craft Fair, Blueberry Block Party. There will also be blueberry specials and deals and the local shops and restaurants. www.vermontblueberry.com
Guided History Walk on Lake Champlain Bridge
July 27, Addison
Learn about what you're seeing while walking across the Lake Champlain Bridge. State historic site managers Thomas Hughes from Crown Point, NY and Elsa Gilbertson from Chimney Point lead a guided walk. Meet at the Crown Point Museum. http://historicsites.vermont.gov/directory/chimney_point
Point CounterPoint Faculty Concert
July 28, Middlebury
The faculty of Point CounterPoint chamber music camp and Diana Fanning will perform for the annual Constance Holden Memorial Concert. www.pointcp.com
2nd Annual Killington Chili Cook-Off
July 31, Killington
The Killington Chili Cook-Off returns for its second year. Last year's event attracted hundreds of chili enthusiasts to the region. Stop by and enjoy chili from the best local restaurants and enjoy live entertainment by the Chad Hollister Band! www.discoverkillington.com/signature-events-in-killington-vermont/chili-cook-off
A Chorus Line
July 31 – Aug. 23, Weston
This legendary blockbuster musical provides stirring glimpses into the lives of a group of dancers auditioning for spots in a Broadway chorus line. With show-stopping songs, jaw-dropping dances, and heartfelt stories, it's not to be missed! www.westonplayhouse.org
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Cursed by the Gods
Undead Abomination
dark days are apo0n us. An evil is creeping over the city of Providence. The supernaturals are being called and are packed in tight. They are starting to eat their own. In a weeks times the excessive Vampire population of about 70 leechs have purged their bellies to leave only 4. Werewolves prolwled the streets in the entire Metroploitan area. Scores of wolves fought for dominace. The are now scattered with a little more than a dozen left.
The changelings suffered two nights of terror.
Have this friend with out a computer and I let him use mine when he comes over. Four of us get together on Tuesday, me Josh, Daune and Roger. We generally talk and game. Duane came over and while we were waiting went upstairs to use the pc, no real big deal. Josh shows up and I yell up to Duane that we were going to play and was he going to. He yelled he was and we waited.
About 10 minutes later I yelled up again and he said he would be right down so the rest of us sat around bsing.
ok, I am not sure how to do this so I will start in the middle of the story and go right to the begining.
Ahem, I am a 38 (39 on May 17) stay at home dad. For a while my wife has bothered me to take a class so I have.
I got a 27.5 out of 25 today on an essay. Even without the 4 pointas extra credit it was a 23.5 still an A. I have felt cheated because it was hard to get this. My last essay I got a 50.5 out 50. The problem was without the extra credit it would had only