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When choosing sweets for your Sweet this week, think twice before going with one of these.
I've heard of taking a flying leap before, but this is ridiculous.
Or maybe just eat this one."
- Related Wreckage: Heart Expressions
When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
$6.99? I've never seen massage cookies so cheap!
I'll confess that I have no idea what the 'breast' sign was *supposed* to say.
The ugly baby looks remarkably similar to Strong Sad from Homestar Runner.
wv: tientle - the cross between a necktie and a lentil.
Is that last one a baby, or happy Buddha?
Flying poo bugs? Pooping as they fly? What fresh hell is this? Mosquitoes and roaches and flies, oh my! but I give up with the flying poo. Interesting, too, that it is cake #2.
Ummmm...the wings on the pooperflies...are those PLASTIC?
Some of these wreckerators need to go see a shrink and deal with their poop fetish. Cake icing should not make one wanna hurl.
I think I'll go cleanse my mind by looking at one of my food "porn" blogs.
LOL at ordering one's breasts. Mine are conscientious objectors.
How did Zippy get associated with St. Valentine?
Massage cookies? I like :) Poop butterfly? Not so much lol
Sorry, I'm not going to eat a cake (or CupCake Cake?) with insect droppings all over it, even if someone did try to camouflage it with multicolored sprinkles.
Massage cookies must be what you use if you're tired of the usual oils.
... What was "Order your breast now" SUPPOSED to mean??
As for that baby at the end, all I can think of is that it was commissioned as an ad for birth control.
Sadly, that butterfly cake would have been okay had they only used a different color of icing...
OMG. It is a CCC baby. Truly frightening!
Baby? It looks like a clown in a diaper. I need a massage, Cookie.
By the time I reached the final ccc, "Huge...Me..." was looking REAL GOOD.
That last cake looks more like he could be a dude from that old Mike Tyson wrestling game from Nintendo.
LOL - that "Huge Me" cake reminds me of one of the first Cake Wrecks I've ever seen - the "Huge Me" cake from last Valentine's Day!
Flying leap? Looks more like a flying HEAP!
BOOYAH!! Great puns as always!!
How about "Parent Alert" instead of "Mom Alert"?
Dad might need to do some wreck explaining too!
My best guess is that they were talking about a chicken or turkey breast.
The last cake is Cupid after he let himself go. Maybe he decided to take up sumo.
When I realised the baby was a CCC...it just made it me realise how truly despicable they truly are!
Yes, I'll take one of those 12" massage cookies. wonder what exactly they are???
Love is all around me... Love for your wit astounds me!
Just think... on Monday these cakes will be half off.
Oh wait, perhaps they already are.
NOTE TO DECORATORS: When you are about to use chocolate frosting, ask yourself, "Is this going to wind up looking like a turd?"
I really think we could've saved ourselves from a LOT of these wrecks if that was part of every decorators checklist. (Of course then there wouldn't be as much to laugh at ;))
Thanks for the parental warning! My kids love Cake Wrecks! :)
WV: probili: these cakes probili won't sell very well.
I'm thinking the 12" massage cookie is probably exaggerating.
"Let's make a really ugly baby together, or we could just eat this one." Classic.
Your awesome Jen.
I love this website.
I could use a 12" massage, eh, cookie....
btw, love the label on the ugly cherub baby. "buttercream icing without picks or rings"--yet I see heart picks and safety pins! at least the cherub isn't wearing any piercings. but the lipstick and RED TOENAIL POLISH freaks me out. that and the angry, licorice-like decoration on his head. ears, hair, face? it's all the same.and yet he has delicate pink frills at his collar and cuffs, and a pink wittle bellybutton!
should we call him Gangster Baby? because that is what he looks like
wv: slysi: These decorators thought they were being sly, si?
Who would order a baby cake for Valentines Day? There is nothing LESS romantic than a misshapen ccc with a poopy diaper.
Well, except for poopy butterflies.
I didn't get the massage, or the message. but what a bargain!
the poo butterflies are leaving a trail...ick. nice cheater wings with the hearts, too.
Jen, your interpretation of the breast sign was hysterical. I was seeing poultry case issues, then concubine situations, but you took it to a whole new LITERAL level! LOL
momcat: "What fresh hell is this?"
ROFL that's a great line!
Gary, those massage cookies sound messy! ouch--crumbs in the bed.
I wonder if that sumo baby is supposed to HOLD the Huge Me heart?
I swear these cakes take every single spark of romance out of Valentines! YIKES .... ware du day fine dees wreckerators?
Gotta love the "huge me" pun. Though now, all I can think is that last year's "huge me" was so much better...
...clearly, I need help. ;)
Also, LOL @ Miranda. "Pooperflies" made me laugh almost as hard as the wreck itself made me wince.
That bottom one looks like a lady sumo squatting to give birth.
that's a baby???????? oh. my. god.
odd. my comment from earlier in the morning didn't show up. was i censored/deleted?
i thought i was behaving today. :-)
Why, oh why, can't people wishing to give their loved ones a Valentine stick to chocolates? Or a nice card, or some flowers?
almost makes me glad i don't have a valentine to give me one of these cakes! almost...
The last one is definitely supposed to be be Cupid. See the heart cookie "wings" on the shoulders? Why Cupid has a candy-apple red pedicure, however, is beyond me.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Valentines Day and Halloween are interchangeable holidays - that last cake in the deck is proof!
That last cake is just hideous!
ok the poo bugs are pretty amusing... that baby however? is horrifying!
wv: rhaeupso. as in did the creator of the baby cake get fired? rhaeupso!
AH MAH GAH! Another "Huge Me"!!! That was my favorite wreck of all time!
I even had Jen write it in my book when y'all were on tour. Amazing.
that last cw is a *baby*??? barf. and, to add to the wreckage, i'm pretty sure it's a CCC (patooey).
mood killer indeed.
Nothing says "I love you" like an angry Benjamin Button in a diaper.
I am going to have nightmares about that last one ::shudders::
Hmm. Heard of Hot Stone Massage. Maybe Cookie Massage is another new New Age type of massage.
Do you get to choose cup size for the Breasts? I could see that as a new type of treat at Hooters or an "exotic dance bar."
that creepy baby cakes looks suspiciously like a dreaded CCC!!!
That last cake made me think in the Austin Power's nasty fat Scottish guy voice "Hey you, get in ma belly!"
Oh, as far as the poo butterflies, I thought the lines were like the sperm being shot at the lady butterfly, she's trying to catch it, you know, how some fish do.
I think it's supposed to be cupid
Wow, a baby that looks like an anaemic Sontaran. How very romantic.
I think I ruined Valentine's Day for my husband by pointing out that the heart is really just an upside down butt. He can't eat chocolates out of a heart now because he turns it upside down. I bet some of these cakes would make the holiday even worse for us!
I know these bakers know that using brown for bug and animal bodies looks like poop. They have to do it on purpose. All the color options they have available, yet they always go for brown. Don't they at least want SOME people to buy their handiwork?
LOL! I have tried shouting at my er, wachungas, but the slackers just keep, um, slacking. Damn you, gravity!
Of course it is a CCC - says so right on the label. Of course, the label also says "no picks" and clearly there are numerous picks, so its veracity is definitely called into question. Whatever - this is truly one of the most awesomely hideous CCC wrecks ever.
"Pooperflies" - Ha! good one!
wv: hipplab. One of the many things the Cupid baby CCC wreck suffers from.
Nothing says I Love You like poo flies an the monster from Goonies...that shoul have come with some Baby Ruth.
Is it just me or are things in the World of Cake Decorating going downhill FAST?
I mean, they don't even PRETEND to make sense/attract customers any more.
Ah, the rare and endangered Lithuanian Valentine's Poo-Fly... Immortalized in cake at last... O_o
The flying poo *might* be intentional, if a customer asked for a "Horton Hears A Who" cake, and the decorator has a sense of humor:
(it's actually so much better in french: des "cacas-papillons"!)
OH YEAH! Nothing says romance like butterfly poo and Buddha cakes, I am SO hot right now;)
hee hee those are hilarious!
Those cakes are HILARIOUS! And to think, they didn't even make them on purpose!
Lindsey Petersen
Speaking of people named "Valentine"..that's the name of my mothers boss & his daughter (:
Am I the only one who thought "evil pink sumo wrestler" at the last wreck? XD
Are picks also known as flotsam. Because if so, contrary to the label, SontarBaby has several.
If you look at the large view of the "Huge Me", it actually was spelled correctly, then the "e" added. Did the CW debate how to spell "hug" or was it deliberate? Ah, mystery.
I thought the baby cake was supposed to be a fat Italian chef... and could not find the relevance to valentines. Baby's not much more relevant mind you!
Why did this post need a parental warning? For the word "breast?" Give me a break!
Baby? At first, I thought that was Jabba the Cupid.
Is it too late to order breast for Valentine's Day? I'd like Cs, please.
Love the blog.
Those butterflies really could not look any more like poop. They're even leaving trails of poop as they're flying along! It would be impossible for the wreckarator NOT to notice that when they were finished!
My 4 year old daughter came in the room just in time to see the last cake. She started laughing at the "monkey" cake.
Hey, I love your blog and I make sure to check it every night.. Just one thing, the 'valentain' cookie cake is not an error. This is the way valentine is written in french. So probably this cake was made for a french lover?
Um, are those Mr. Hanky the Valentine's Butterflies I see...
Massage cookies would also exfoliate as they massage! A two-fer, body scrub and massage (says the massage therapist).
As far as the Mr Hanky Valentine's Day Butterfly Poo, that's just gross.
To Anonymous, "Valentine" in french is "St-Valentin", without an "a", so it's not a french version, it is definitely a wreck ;)
the 'baby' looks like sloth from the goonies! except sloth is cute.
your site rescues a painfully boring workday
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Hmm, that pooping butterfly cake looks like it has plastic wings.
OMG. A "breast" cake. I wonder if that was an accident or not.....?
that horrible, horrible baby cake is A CUPCAKE CAKE! of course. what an epic fail.
Re: the "breast" order - must be a "pullet surprise."
Sorry...could not help myself.
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Section 38
Revelation given through Joseph Smith the Prophet, at Fayette, New York, January 2, 1831. The occasion was a conference of the Church.
1–6, Christ created all things; 7–8, He is in the midst of His Saints, who will soon see Him; 9–12, All flesh is corrupted before Him; 13–22, He has reserved a land of promise for His Saints in time and in eternity; 23–27, The Saints are commanded to be one and esteem each other as brethren; 28–29, Wars are predicted; 30–33, The Saints are to be given power from on high and to go forth among all nations; 34–42, The Church is commanded to care for the poor and needy and to seek the riches of eternity.
1 Thus saith the Lord your God, even Jesus Christ, the Great aI Am, Alpha and Omega, the bbeginning and the end, the csame which looked upon the dwide expanse of eternity, and all the seraphic ehosts of heaven, fbefore the world was gmade;
2 The same which aknoweth all things, for ball things are cpresent before mine eyes;
3 I am the same which aspake, and the world was made, and all things came by me.
4 I am the same which have taken the aZion of bEnoch into mine own bosom; and verily, I say, even as many as have cbelieved in my name, for I am Christ, and in mine own name, by the virtue of the dblood which I have spilt, have I pleaded before the Father for them.
5 But behold, the residue of the awicked have I kept in bchains of darkness until the cjudgment of the great day, which shall come at the end of the earth;
6 And even so will I cause the wicked to be kept, that will not hear my voice but aharden their hearts, and wo, wo, wo, is their doom.
7 But behold, verily, verily, I say unto you that mine aeyes are upon you. I am in your bmidst and ye cannot csee me;
8 But the day soon cometh that ye shall asee me, and know that I am; for the bveil of darkness shall soon be rent, and he that is not cpurified shall not dabide the day.
9 Wherefore, gird up your loins and be prepared. Behold, the akingdom is yours, and the enemy shall not overcome.
10 Verily I say unto you, ye are aclean, but not all; and there is none else with whom I am well bpleased;
11 For all aflesh is corrupted before me; and the powers of bdarkness prevail upon the earth, among the children of men, in the presence of all the hosts of heaven—
12 Which causeth asilence to reign, and all eternity is bpained, and the cangels are waiting the great command to dreap down the earth, to egather the ftares that they may be gburned; and, behold, the enemy is combined.
13 And now I show unto you a mystery, a thing which is had in secret chambers, to bring to pass even your adestruction in process of time, and ye knew it not;
14 But now I tell it unto you, and ye are blessed, not because of your iniquity, neither your hearts of unbelief; for verily some of you are aguilty before me, but I will be merciful unto your bweakness.
15 Therefore, be ye astrong from henceforth; bfear not, for the kingdom is yours.
16 And for your salvation I give unto you a commandment, for I have heard your aprayers, and the bpoor have complained before me, and the crich have I made, and all flesh is mine, and I am no drespecter of persons.
17 And I have made the earth rich, and behold it is my afootstool, wherefore, again I will stand upon it.
18 And I hold forth and deign to give unto you greater riches, even a land of apromise, a land bflowing with milk and honey, upon which there shall be no ccurse when the Lord cometh;
19 And I will give it unto you for the land of your inheritance, if you seek it with all your hearts.
20 And this shall be my covenant with you, ye shall have it for the land of your inheritance, and for the ainheritance of your children forever, while the earth shall stand, and ye shall possess it again in eternity, no more to pass away.
21 But, verily I say unto you that in time ye shall have no aking nor ruler, for I will be your king and watch over you.
22 Wherefore, hear my voice and afollow me, and you shall be a bfree people, and ye shall have no laws but my laws when I come, for I am your clawgiver, and what can stay my hand?
23 But, verily I say unto you, ateach one another according to the office wherewith I have appointed you;
24 And let every man aesteem his brother as himself, and practice bvirtue and holiness before me.
25 And again I say unto you, let every man esteem his abrother as himself.
26 For what man among you having twelve sons, and is no respecter of them, and they serve him obediently, and he saith unto the one: Be thou clothed in robes and sit thou here; and to the other: Be thou clothed in rags and sit thou there—and looketh upon his sons and saith I am ajust?
27 Behold, this I have given unto you as a parable, and it is even as I am. I say unto you, be aone; and if ye are not one ye are not mine.
28 And again, I say unto you that the enemy in the secret chambers seeketh your alives.
29 Ye hear of awars in far countries, and you say that there will soon be great wars in far countries, but ye know not the hearts of men in your own land.
30 I tell you these things because of your prayers; wherefore, atreasure up bwisdom in your bosoms, lest the wickedness of men reveal these things unto you by their wickedness, in a manner which shall speak in your ears with a voice louder than that which shall shake the earth; but if ye are prepared ye shall not fear.
31 And that ye might escape the power of the aenemy, and be gathered unto me a righteous people, without bspot and blameless—
32 Wherefore, for this cause I gave unto you the acommandment that ye should go to the bOhio; and there I will give unto you my claw; and there you shall be dendowed with power from on high;
33 And from thence, whosoever I will shall ago forth among all nations, and it shall be told them what they shall do; for I have a great work laid up in store, for Israel shall be bsaved, and I will clead them whithersoever I will, and no power shall dstay my hand.
34 And now, I give unto the church in these parts a commandment, that certain men among them shall be appointed, and they shall be aappointed by the bvoice of the church;
35 And they shall look to the poor and the needy, and administer to their arelief that they shall not suffer; and send them forth to the place which I have commanded them;
36 And this shall be their work, to govern the affairs of the property of this achurch.
37 And they that have farms that cannot be sold, let them be left or rented as seemeth them good.
38 See that all things are preserved; and when men are aendowed with power from on high and sent forth, all these things shall be gathered unto the bosom of the church.
39 And if ye seek the ariches which it is the will of the Father to give unto you, ye shall be the richest of all people, for ye shall have the riches of eternity; and it must needs be that the briches of the earth are mine to give; but beware of cpride, lest ye become as the dNephites of old.
40 And again, I say unto you, I give unto you a commandment, that every man, both elder, priest, teacher, and also member, go to with his might, with the alabor of his bhands, to prepare and accomplish the things which I have commanded.
41 And let your apreaching be the bwarning voice, every man to his neighbor, in mildness and in cmeekness.
42 And go ye aout from among the bwicked. Save yourselves. Be ye cclean that bear the vessels of the Lord. Even so. Amen.

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The hidden weapons that The Mayor wants you to find.
- in-game website description
Weapons are at the forefront of all Grand Theft Auto games. Ranging from bare fists to a simple baseball bat to fishing knifes to rocket-propelled grenades to dildos, there are many different weapons throughout the series. This article mainly details weapons in the GTA III Era and HD Universe.
Weapon Skill
In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, the player can increase his/her skill for a particular weapon by practicing, using the weapon either on a shooting range or on real targets. For each individual weapon, the player can achieve three skill-levels: Poor, Gangster and Hitman. On the Hitman skill level, the player is able to fire lighter weapons whilst walking, as well as being able to double-wield certain weapons (one in each hand).
Obtaining Weapons
Weapons can be obtained by 7 main means:
- Picking up weapons that spawn around the map
- Purchasing from Ammu-Nation or other weapon shops
- For weapons that share ammo, the player can save money by purchasing lots of the cheap weapon (e.g. the Tec-9) to gain lots of ammo for that slot, then purchasing the expensive weapon (e.g. the SMG)
- In GTA IV, TLAD, TBOGT and GTA V, the player buys one gun then pays a smaller amount for additional ammo (thrown weapons still need to purchased one at a time at full price)
- Picking up a weapon from killed Pedestrians, gang members or police officers
- Weapons spawning as rewards - Once the player have reached certain parts of games, such as obtaining a certain number of Hidden Packages, some weapons spawn at the player's Safehouses
- Weapons being automatically given to the player by other characters, such as those required for a mission
- Entering/exiting certain vehicles, e.g. the Caddy gives the player a golf club and the Police Car gives the player a shotgun.
- Using Cheats to spawn weapons and extra ammo (however, using cheats can corrupt the player's save file or otherwise impede game progress)
Individual Games
- Weapons in GTA 1
- Weapons in GTA 2
- Weapons in GTA III
- Weapons in GTA Vice City
- Weapons in GTA Advance
- Weapons in GTA San Andreas
- Weapons in GTA Liberty City Stories
- Weapons in GTA Vice City Stories
- Weapons in GTA IV
- Weapons in The Lost and Damned
- Weapons in The Ballad of Gay Tony
- Weapons in GTA Chinatown Wars
- Weapons in GTA V
List of weapons
This is a list of weapons and weapon types in GTA III era games and HD Universe games. Not all of them are available in all games. They are grouped by the weapon slots from GTA San Andreas.
- Brass Knuckles
- Cane
- Hammer
- Chisel
- Meat Cleaver
- Screwdriver
- Golf Club
- Gaff Hook
- Butterfly Knife
- Satchel Charges
- Sword
- Tazer
Miscellaneous "weapons"
- Dildo
- Detonator
- Camera
- Spray Can
- Fire Extinguisher
- Night Vision
- Thermal Vision
- Parachute
- Vibrator
- Flowers
Beta weapons
See Also


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While most of our samples possessed mtDNA haplotypes that can be linked to European and Near Eastern populations, three Neolithic and all three Bronze Age individuals belonged to mtDNA haplogroup C, which is common in East Eurasian, particularly South Siberian, populations but exceedingly rare in Europe. Phylogeographic network analysis revealed that our samples are located at or near the ancestral node for haplogroup C and that derived lineages branching from the Neolithic samples were present in Bronze Age Kurgans. In light of the numerous examples of mtDNA admixture that can be found in both Europe and Siberia, it appears that the NPR and South Siberia are located at opposite ends of a genetic continuum established at some point prior to the Neolithic. This migration corridor may have been established during the Last Glacial Maximum due to extensive glaciation in northern Eurasia and a consequent aridization of western Asia. This implies the demographic history for the European gene pool is more complex than previously considered and also has significant implications regarding the origin of Kurgan populations.Unfortunately the thesis is under embargo until next year. We'll have to wait and see whether this research stands up to closer scrutiny by ancient DNA experts. The detection of a haplogroup that is quite rare in Europe today makes it difficult to envision a scenario in which contamination may have produced a spurious result, however.
The Dnieper-Donets population was described as robust Europeoid by Soviet anthropologists as was the Andronovo/Afanasevo tradition further east. It is interesting that Mongoloid admixture has been detected in both groups. I would not have guessed that this would have extended that far west and south. It seems that M. G. Levin may have been right when he stated that the Mongoloid elements penetrated far into eastern Europe.
On the Origin of Mongoloid Component in the Mitochondrial Gene Pool of Slavs, B. A. Malyarchuk, M. A. Perkova, and M. V. Derenko (pdf)
Concerning the population of Eastern Europe, it should be noted that the forest zone of Eastern Europe was the area of intense population admixture [35]. It seems likely, that formation of the complex of Mongoloid traits happened not later than in Upper Paleolithic. For this reason, it is suggested that East Siberian populations could have much time for migration to Eastern Europe [35]. The number of such migrations still remains unclear, since in the northwest of Eastern Europe Mongoloid component is detected 10000–8000 years ago; in Dnepr–Donetsk tribes, 7000–6000 years ago, and on the territory of Ivanovo oblast (Sakhtysh), 6000–5000 years ago [35, 36].
It seems, once again, that physical anthropology and genetics are consistent with each other.


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I could eat the dish you see before you thrice weekly for the rest of my days. In my eyes, the good luck it's supposed to bring is just a gratifying bonus.
Black-eyed peas. In their unseasoned and unflavored state, there's certainly nothing spectacular or special about them (other than their tell-tale periorbital hematomas)(yeah, I said it). However, there are a few key components that were added to this particular batch that make them utterly irresistible (I've eaten them for four days straight). What could these magical ingredients be, you ask? Cilantro and ham hock.
Cilantro is hands-down my favorite herb, so I'm sorry for those of you who find it revolting. It contributed a wonderfully fresh and vibrant flavor to the peas. Further, the inherent yumminess of the ham hock managed to seep into every single pea as they simmered on the stove and resulted in a slightly salty, oh-so-tender and rich mess o' legumes. I ate mine over some toasted sourdough drowned in pepper jack cheese (and felt warmer than I had for days).
Cumin and dry mustard were also involved, but to a lesser extent--their notes were subtle but definitely appreciated. All in all, this was just a masterful dish that hit all the right spots. Comfort food, defined.
Southern-Style Peas with Shiners
(makes a whole heck of a lot, which is great because they're even better reheated)
(trust me, after four repeats, this much I know)
2 cups dried black-eyed peas
5 cups water, broth, or some combination thereof
1 ham hock
2 teaspoons cumin
2 teaspoons dry mustard
salt and pepper, to taste
2 cups cilantro, coarsely chopped
Place black-eyed peas in a large pot. Cover with enough water to be about 2-inches deep over peas (anywhere from 6-8 cups). Bring to a boil, boil for 3 minutes, and remove from heat. Cover and allow to sit for 1 hour. Drain water off of black-eyed peas.
Add the liquid, ham hock, cumin, mustard, salt, and pepper to the black-eyed peas and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat and cook, covered, for about 1 hour, or until the peas are tender, stirring occasionally. To finish, stir in the chopped cilantro and serve over some nice, hearty bread.
January 10, 2010
the rest is just gravy
YumLabels: holidays, sides and snacks
69 comments:
- Kate at Serendipity said...
Oh, YUM! I eat mine with corn bread! I've never tried cilantro with them, but in my taste imagination that's a great combo. My only problem with all this is that YOU CAN'T FIND BLACK EYED PEAS IN BELGIUM! Sorry for shouting. I have to bring mine back from the US when I visit. Luckily, they're not heavy.
- January 10, 2010 at 7:43 AM
- shaz said...
Oh yum, ham hock and legumes, Grace you're definitely speaking my language. They look very more-ish, I suppose they have to be if you've had them 4 days straight! Will definitely bookmark this for winter.
- January 10, 2010 at 8:35 AM
- Anonymous said...
it says a lot if you can have them so many times a week!
heh. i love peas. looks like awesome comfort food. yum. - January 10, 2010 at 9:11 AM
- Rosa's Yummy Yums said...
Very yummy! Those peas are fantastic!
Rosa - January 10, 2010 at 9:14 AM
- kat said...
Oh that does sound fabulous especially they way you ate them
- January 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM
- Lindsey@pickyeatings said...
I am on a big bean kick right now, and have never thought of eating them this way. Also, anything with a ham hock is a ok in my book.
- January 10, 2010 at 9:55 AM
- tamilyn said...
They look like they would warm you up on a cold day like today!
- January 10, 2010 at 11:26 AM
- DellaRae said...
I love mine with good old southern fried cornbread!
- January 10, 2010 at 11:53 AM
- George Gaston said...
Grace, this is what we southerns call ~ GOOOOOOOD EATING! I could go for a serving right now.
- January 10, 2010 at 12:03 PM
- Lynn said...
This really does sound good. I have a (salty) Virginia ham I've been eating on for a while, and I'll bet bits of that would be good in here, too :)
- January 10, 2010 at 12:12 PM
- Kathy Walker said...
I had black eyed peas for the first time this year..what can I say, I am not from the South! They were wonderfully delicious and I must say that this sounds even better!
- January 10, 2010 at 12:18 PM
- Sook said...
Cumin is one of my favorite seasonings to use! This dish looks delicious.
- January 10, 2010 at 12:40 PM
- Karly said...
I'm not a black eyed pea fan, but I'll send this recipe to my mama. She loves them. :)
- January 10, 2010 at 12:41 PM
- pigpigscorner said...
oo ham dock does add plenty of flavours to a dish...looks so good!
- January 10, 2010 at 12:48 PM
- Melanie said...
Would you hate me if I admitted I've never made black eyed peas in any form? This dish looks really delicious, though, and your description of all it's scrumptiousness just might change my mind.
- January 10, 2010 at 3:35 PM
- lisa is cooking said...
These look like very lucky black-eye peas and very delicious ones too. I love a good smattering of cilantro on beans!
- January 10, 2010 at 3:47 PM
- Pam said...
YUM! I really need to try black eyed peas - can you believe I never have? This recipe is perfect for me because cilantro is my favorite herb too. Looks delicious Grace, as usual.
- January 10, 2010 at 4:36 PM
- vanillasugarblog said...
never heard of this, but I am a foodie and will easily dig right in, no prob.
- January 10, 2010 at 4:39 PM
- pam said...
I am slapping my forehead just like the V-8 commercial. Duh! Love black eyed peas. Love cilantro. Never mixed them before!!!!
- January 10, 2010 at 5:12 PM
- Lyndas recipe box said...
I'm loving the looks of this dish, Grace- ham with any dried bean or pea is top notch in my book! I can eat tem reheated for days too.
- January 10, 2010 at 5:36 PM
- Marjie said...
My late grandmother's second stepmother (I know - complex) was from North Carolina, and we always ate black eyed peas on new years day. It was considered very strange in Connecticut.
- January 10, 2010 at 5:38 PM
- Jessica Lee Binder said...
I make beans in a very similar way (but not with black eyed peas). Great tongues taste a like!
- January 10, 2010 at 5:41 PM
- Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella said...
Yum! I've read that when people don't like cilantro it's because they're missing an enzyme so that it tastes like soap which is bitter and not nice. I used to wonder why people would dislike a herb that tastes so good to me! :P
- January 10, 2010 at 6:05 PM
- Unknown said...
Black eyed peas I must confess are not my favourite cup of beans. However this recipe made me pause and got me thinking I've got to try this!
- January 10, 2010 at 6:11 PM
- noble pig said...
I love the cilantro idea, very nice.
- January 10, 2010 at 6:50 PM
- Unknown said...
I've never thought about pairing black eyed peas with cilantro, either. I'm going to have to try it though.
- January 10, 2010 at 7:44 PM
- Sharon said...
Though my mom cannot even be in the same room as cilantro, i've somehow developed a strong obsession with the yummy herb! I would love to get my hands on some of this comforting goodness!
- January 10, 2010 at 8:12 PM
- megan said...
can you believe I've never had black eyed peas before? I'm curious about their texture - is it similar to the texture of lima beans? I love cilantro too!
- January 10, 2010 at 9:22 PM
- Mimi said...
I can't believe that I have never cooked black eyed peas. I had 2 ham hock this season and I just made black bean soup with one. Now is my chance to make black-eyed peas with the other.
Mimi - January 10, 2010 at 9:38 PM
- Faith said...
Like another reader commented, I've never had black-eyed peas either! (Crazy, right? ;) ) I do love most legumes that cross my path -- all in fact, except fava beans. I bet I would love this, it looks so warm and comforting!
- January 10, 2010 at 9:41 PM
- LillSis said...
We NEVER celebrate a New Years without our blackeyed peas. Traditionally, when I was growing up in TX , we always had them at midnight on NY Eve. I've done that for many years and have converted many people who had never eaten black eyed peas before. We did it when we lived in NY and now we serve them to our friends here in California.
And, you are absolutely right!! They are even better every time you reheat them. I usually eat them for days! :-) - January 10, 2010 at 9:49 PM
- Valerie Harrison (bellini) said...
Cheese and ham would take these over the top Grace.
- January 11, 2010 at 3:34 AM
- Barbara said...
You got me at the ham hock. Isn't everything better with pork? Any kind of pork?
I confess, I've eaten black beans but never made them. We actually spoke about it at the New Years Day dinner table- I told everyone I wished I had remembered to make a black bean dish for good luck. They looked at me strangely (we're from Michigan, not a bit southern) and made no comment. I swear, next year...... - January 11, 2010 at 7:26 AM
- Unknown said...
I made this recipe with some minor adjustments. I really wish I had doubled the recipe it was SO GOOD! I couldn't stop thinking about it after dinner and was still thinking about it as I fell asleep last night.
My adjustments...
I used frozen peas, so no soaking and I cut down on the water.
I cut back on the cumin and mustard to 1.5 tsp each.
I added Bacon Salt and a little bit of Cayenne (I'm Cajun, it's required).
The peas were so good, I literally couldn't stop eating them to add the cilantro...and I LOVE cilantro.
Thanks for the inspiration for the seasonings Grace. I love a black-eyed pea and I've always been happy with the way I cooked them, but now I have a new recipe! - January 11, 2010 at 8:29 AM
- oneordinaryday said...
I don't know how people can be turned off by cilantro. I love it too, Grace.
Looks like you are gonna have a very lucky 2010! - January 11, 2010 at 9:04 AM
- Sandie said...
I'm going to try this. I made black-eyed peas once, last year on New Year's Day, and the recipe I followed was, shall we say, well... did not yield tasty results. In fact is was enough to swear me off black-eyed peas (for what I thought might be) forever.
But this looks and sounds delicious & easy too. There isn't an extra ingredient used that I don't love the flavor of---and serving it alongside sourdough or corn bread is twice as appealing. - January 11, 2010 at 10:15 AM
- The Teacher Cooks said...
I have done the same thing, eaten these peas four days straight!! I will have to try adding the cilantro. I am sure that it will add some great flavor!
- January 11, 2010 at 10:28 AM
- Erica said...
I love black eyed peas, We have a delicious dish in Colombia with rice, coconut milk and this delicious peas.
- January 11, 2010 at 10:34 AM
- emily said...
Oh Grace, these sound delicious! I've GOT to try them.
- January 11, 2010 at 11:22 AM
- Jennifer said...
Sounds yum. I'm a fan of adding some kind of smoky salty pork to a pot of beans. It's the right thing to do :)
and I don't get cilantro hate? It's my favorite herb as well. I like it mixed in scrambled eggs with sharp cheddar and topped with salsa. - January 11, 2010 at 11:26 AM
- Nazarina A said...
Happy New Year!!
I could eat your version three times a week as well.YUM! This was a dish that only peasants enjoyed in the past....and let me add that peasant food is the most enjoyable, lip smacking cuisine that one could consume!!I say this because I am a peasant!
Luck will indeed follow you around all of 2010, simply because it is said to be magic beans. - January 11, 2010 at 12:20 PM
- Stephen said...
thank you for not subbing smoked turkey leg for the ham hock:)
now for me personally- I'd love a side of chard, fried catfish and tabasco. oh heck, and a Dr. pepper with crushed ice - January 11, 2010 at 12:31 PM
- Lisa said...
Great stuff here! The cilantro is a nice touch. I made a double batch of black-eyed peas on New Year's Day and it wasn't nearly enough. Think I'll put them on the menu this week too.
- January 11, 2010 at 1:23 PM
- Jennifer said...
Wow that is a winner for sure. My husband is from the south and loves his beans! and I happen to have a ham hock in the freezer!
- January 11, 2010 at 1:48 PM
- Robin said...
This is our happy new year dish every year. Unfortunately no cilantro since I eat this dish with cilantro haters- BOO! I heart cilantro!
- January 11, 2010 at 2:32 PM
- Juliana said...
Oh Grace, I have to confess that I never cooked black-eyed peas :-( Now it is a must after reading your blog :-)
- January 11, 2010 at 3:08 PM
- Teanna said...
This dish looks so much more satisfying than the fiber bread with peanut butter I just ate! Hamhock, black eyed peas, cheese... mmmmmmm....
- January 11, 2010 at 5:54 PM
- Chef Aimee said...
I fall into the Ina Garten category where cilantro tastes more like soaplantro! Its not a matter of hate, btw. There were scientific tests done in a study indicating it is purely biological!
- January 11, 2010 at 5:54 PM
- Nutmeg Nanny said...
Ham hock makes everything better!
- January 11, 2010 at 6:25 PM
- Sandy said...
Cilantro is def. Paul's favorite herb, but not mine. When I was pregnant it made me sick. Funny uh? But now I can eat it. And I'd eat ANYTHING you'd cook!
How are you Grace? Happy New Year! - January 11, 2010 at 11:42 PM
- kellypea said...
I'm all over the cilantro and the ham hock. Seriously. Last year (yes, it's been that long...) when I made black-eyed peas the recipe was a bit meh. This one sound so delish. Maybe a bit o' Sriacha in that?
- January 12, 2010 at 1:04 AM
- Chef Jeena said...
Looks wonderful Grace I can well see why you ate in three days in a row yum!
- January 12, 2010 at 6:19 AM
- Donna-FFW said...
Drowned in pepperjack cheese, that sold me alone. It looks WONDERFUL, Grace! Id love to eat this thrice weekly also. Hook me up, willya?
- January 12, 2010 at 10:42 AM
- Ingrid_3Bs said...
I don't think I've had black eyed peas before or are they bean my mom puts in that one rice dish? Hmmmm. I'm not sure now as I don't know it's English name. Sorry, never mind. I'd say after four straight days of eating this it must be better than good!
~ingrid - January 12, 2010 at 11:00 AM
- Anonymous said...
Black eyed peas sound so good prepared with ham hock, an awesome recipe!
- January 12, 2010 at 1:34 PM
- Amy from She Wears Many Hats said...
I'm definitely in a bean kinda mood lately. Love me some black eyed peas!
- January 12, 2010 at 4:22 PM
- Unknown said...
i made black-eyed peas for new years too! I've never added cilantro to them tho....I must try that next time! I LOVE LOVE LOVE cilantro. I just want to shove my face in a handful of the stuff and sniff
- January 12, 2010 at 5:56 PM
- Cookie baker Lynn said...
2 cups cilantro? Wow, you do like it! This looks like ultimate comfort food. Warm and delicious.
- January 12, 2010 at 6:48 PM
- La Bella Cooks said...
While cilantro is not my favorite, I think I would love this recipe with the cilantro toned down where my hubby would love the full amount. This sounds like an addictive recipe.
- January 13, 2010 at 12:32 AM
- tiffany @ the garden apartment said...
My husbands family always eats black eyed peas on New Year's day. He and his brother joke that it has brought very little good luck! At any rate, I have been thinking of starting the tradition myself, and your recipe looks perfect. I love your descriptions of the flavors and textures of this dish, Grace.
- January 13, 2010 at 8:56 AM
- Anonymous said...
I'm not a fan of peas, but black eyed peas definitely would catch my attention! And this, my dear, definitely looks perfect :)
- January 13, 2010 at 11:10 AM
- Maria said...
I never eat black eyed peas. I need to try them!
- January 13, 2010 at 11:34 AM
- Mireya said...
I've never had black eyed peas and I love cilantro, so I definitely have to try this!
- January 13, 2010 at 2:38 PM
- La Cuisine d'Helene said...
That sound such like a great recipe :)
- January 13, 2010 at 6:26 PM
- Deborah said...
I can't remember the last time I had black eyed peas. But now I want some !
- January 13, 2010 at 10:12 PM
- Emily said...
My, my, do those peas look good. I see black-eyed-peas on a daily basis. We serve them at the restaurant I serve at.
Over toasted sourdough?? Woowwww. - January 14, 2010 at 4:01 AM
- Lori said...
I loved them with the ham hock when I made them for New Years but I never thought of cilantro and incidentally (must be my word of the day) I LOVE cilantro. I could put it on anything. And I love the seed too- which is what I think suckered me into Indian food. Lots 'o' coriander and cilantro.
- January 16, 2010 at 9:15 PM
- Carolyn Jung said...
Just went to this all-pork dinner at a restaurant. One of the highlights was this Italian version of cassoulet filled with all sorts of pork parts. The best part, though, was probably the beans. They had cooked in the long-simmered stew and soaked up all that rich, porky goodness. Who knew beans could taste so incredible?
- February 13, 2010 at 5:06 PM
- Rivet said...
Love Black Eyed peas with cilantro! I thought I was the only one who did this, nice to learn I am not. Your recipe sounds great, and never thought to add cumin either. Have got to try this. Thanks for sharing your great recipe and info.
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"Something that was floating on the sea that long ago may no longer be floating — it may have slipped to the bottom," he said. "It's also certain that any debris or other material would have moved a significant distance over that time, potentially hundreds of kilometers."
In Kuala Lumpur, where the plane took off for Beijing, the country's defense minister thanked more than two dozen countries involved in the search that is stretching from Kazakhstan in Central Asia to the southern Indian Ocean, and said the focus remains on finding the airplane.
"This going to be a long haul," Hishammuddin Hussein told a news conference.
The search area indicated by the satellite images — some 2,500 kilometers (1,550 miles) southwest of Perth — is so remote it takes aircraft four hours to fly there and four hours back, leaving them with only enough fuel to search for about two hours.
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Going forward, the search will focus more on visual sightings because civilian aircraft are being brought in to participate. The military planes will continue to use both radar and spotters.
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Two Chinese aircraft are expected to arrive in Perth on Saturday to join the search, and two Japanese aircraft will be arriving Sunday, Truss said. A small flotilla of ships coming to Australia from China was still several days away.
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Experts say it is impossible to tell if the grainy satellite images of the two objects — one 24 meters (almost 80 feet) long and the other measuring 5 meters (15 feet) — were debris from the plane. But officials have called this the best lead so far in the search that began March 8 after the plane vanished over the Gulf of Thailand on an overnight flight to Beijing.
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Abbott spoke with Chinese President Xi Jinping, whom he described as "devastated."
"It's about the most inaccessible spot that you could imagine on the face of the Earth, but if there is anything down there we will find it. We owe it to the families of those people to do no less," Abbott said.
The Norwegian cargo vessel Hoegh St. Petersburg is also in the area helping with the search. The ship, which transports cars, was on its way from South Africa to Australia.
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"The visual observations are the most important. The fact that they are there and have the capacity to move in a specific pattern is the most important contribution," he said.
The Australian Maritime Safety Authority said another commercial ship was also in the area and an Australian navy vessel was en route, and AMSA officials also were checking to see if there was any new satellite imagery that could provide searchers with more information.
Pieces of an aircraft have been found floating for days after a crash into the ocean. Peter Marosszeky, an aviation expert at the University of New South Wales, said the plane's wing could remain buoyant for weeks if the fuel tanks inside were empty and had not filled up with water.
Other experts said that if the aircraft breaks into pieces, normally only items such as seats and luggage would remain floating.
"We seldom see big metal (pieces) floating. You need a lot of (buoyant) material underneath the metal to keep it up," said Lau Kin-tak, an expert in aircraft maintenance and accidents at Hong Kong Polytechnic University.
The anguished relatives of passengers met Friday with Malaysian officials at the Beijing hotel. Attendees said they had a two-hour briefing about the search but that nothing new was said.
Wang Zhen, son of missing artist Wang Linshi, said there were questions about why Malaysian authorities had provided so much seemingly contradictory information.
Wang said he still has hopes his father can be found alive and is praying that the satellite sightings turn out to be false. He said he and other relatives are suspicious about what they are being told by the Malaysian side, but are at a loss as to what to do next.
"We feel they're hiding something from us," said Wang, who is filling his days attending briefings and watching the news for updates.
Malaysian authorities have not ruled out any possible explanation for what happened to the jet, but have said the evidence so far suggests it was deliberately turned back across Malaysia to the Strait of Malacca, with its communications systems disabled. They are unsure what happened next.
Police are considering the possibilities of hijacking, sabotage, terrorism or issues related to the mental health of the pilots or anyone else on board.
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Mariah Carey opened the tribute, and her voice wavered as she told stories about Houston. She recalled the last time she saw Houston last year, and how the two laughed and gossiped together.
"I miss my friend," Carey said. "I miss hearing her voice and laughter."
R&B singer Monica was vocally top-notch as she sang "I Love The Lord," a gospel song once sang by Houston; Brandy sang two upbeat Houston hits, "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" and "I'm Your Baby Tonight." Chaka Khan blazed the stage with "I'm Every Woman," which Houston remade. Gary Houston, Whitney's brother, also performed; and Houston's "Waiting to Exhale" cast mates -- Angela Bassett, Lela Rochon and Loretta Devine -- also honored the singer.
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Best gospel winner Yolanda Adams, who also performed, gently took some of her peers to task, urging them to act mature and use their fame wisely.
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West, the most nominated act of the night with seven, and Jay-Z won the ceremony's top prize, earning video of the year for "Otis." They also won best group.
Beyonce was the second most nominated act with six. She won video director of the year (along with Alan Ferguson) and best female R&B artist and thanked the genre and her female influences.
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Chris Brown was also a double winner, picking up his second consecutive win for best male R&B artist, and the "Fandemonium" award for a third time.
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Abdominal hysterectomy. The uterus is removed through the abdomen via a surgical incision about six to eight inches long. This procedure is most commonly used when the ovaries and fallopian tubes are being removed, when the uterus is enlarged, or when disease has spread to the pelvic cavity, as in endometriosis or cancer. The main surgical incision can be made either vertically, from the navel down to the pubic bone, or horizontally, along the top of the pubic hairline.
Vaginal hysterectomy. The uterus is removed through the vaginal opening. This procedure is most often used in cases of uterine prolapse, or when vaginal repairs are necessary for related conditions. No external incision is made, which means there is no visible scarring.
Laparoscope-assisted vaginal hysterectomy/robot-assisted laparoscopic hysterectomy. Vaginal hysterectomy is performed with the aid of a laparoscope, a thin, flexible tube containing a video camera. Thin tubes are inserted through tiny incisions in the abdomen near the navel. The uterus is then removed in sections through the laparoscope tube or through the vagina. In a robot-assisted laparoscopic hysterectomy, the doctor inserts the laparoscope and other instruments, then uses a computer station to control the instruments.
The type of hysterectomy performed and the technique used to perform the procedure will be determined by your doctor, based on your particular situation.
For women who have not yet reached menopause, having a hysterectomy means that menstruation will no longer occur, nor will pregnancy be possible.
The organs and structures of the female pelvis are:
Endometrium. The lining of the uterus.
Uterus (also called the womb). The uterus is a hollow, pear-shaped organ located in a woman's lower abdomen, between the bladder and the rectum. The uterus sheds its lining each month during menstruation, unless a fertilized egg (ovum) becomes implanted and pregnancy follows.
Ovaries. Two female reproductive organs located in the pelvis in which egg cells (ova) develop and are stored, and where the female sex hormones estrogen and progesterone are produced.
Cervix. The lower, narrow part of the uterus located between the bladder and the rectum, forming a canal that opens into the vagina, which leads to the outside of the body.
Vagina (also called the birth canal). The passageway through which fluid passes out of the body during menstrual periods. The vagina connects the cervix and the vulva (the external genitalia).
Vulva. The external portion of the female genital organs.
Fallopian tube. Two thin tubes that extend from each side of the uterus, toward the ovaries, as a passageway for eggs and sperm.
Reasons for performing a hysterectomy include, but are not limited to, the following:
Fibroid tumors. Nonmalignant tumors.
Endometriosis. A condition in which endometrial cells grow outside of the uterus, attaching themselves to other organs in the pelvic cavity, resulting in chronic pelvic pain, pain during sex, and prolonged or heavy bleeding.
Abnormal uterine bleeding. This is often due to endometrial hyperplasia, an over thickening of the uterine lining that may cause abnormal bleeding.
Cancer. Cervical, ovarian, or endometrial cancer is the diagnosis in approximately 10 percent of hysterectomies.
Blockage of the bladder or intestines by the uterus or a growth
Hysterectomy may also be performed when uterine prolapse (the uterus drops down into the vagina) occurs, or in the presence of chronic pelvic conditions, such as pelvic pain or pelvic inflammatory disease, that do not respond to other treatments.
There may be other reasons for your doctor to recommend a hysterectomy.
As with any surgical procedure, complications may occur. Some possible complications include, but are not limited to, the following:
Injury to the ureters (tubes that carry urine from the kidneys to the bladder) and urinary bladder
Injury to the bowel or other intestinal organs
Difficulty with urination or urinary incontinence
Women who have not reached menopause prior to a hysterectomy may experience menopausal symptoms such as hot flashes, mood swings, and vaginal dryness after the procedure if the ovaries are removed. Women will no longer have menstrual periods after a hysterectomy.
Mood swings, depression, and feelings of loss of sexual identity may occur after hysterectomy.
There may be other risks depending on your specific medical condition. Be sure to discuss any concerns with your doctor prior to the procedure.
Your doctor will explain the hysterectomy procedure to you and offer you the opportunity to ask any questions that you might have.
You will be asked to sign a consent form that gives permission to do the procedure. Read the form carefully and ask questions if something is not clear.
In addition to a complete medical history, your doctor may perform a complete physical examination to ensure you are in good health before undergoing the procedure. You may undergo blood tests or other diagnostic tests.
You will be asked to fast for eight hours before the procedure, generally after midnight.
If you are pregnant or suspect that you may be pregnant, you should notify your health care provider.
Notify your doctor if you are sensitive to or are allergic to any medications, iodine, latex, tape, or anesthetic agents (local and general).
Notify your doctor of all medications (prescription and over-the-counter) and herbal supplements that you are taking.
Notify your doctor if you have a history of bleeding disorders or if you are taking any anticoagulant (blood-thinning) medications, aspirin, or other medications that affect blood clotting. It may be necessary for you to stop these medications prior to the procedure.
You will be given instructions on how to cleanse your bowels before the operation.
You may be told to avoid using a douche and tampons on the day of the procedure.
You will be sedated before being taken to the operating room and you will be asleep for the procedure.
You may be given an antibiotic to take the day before the procedure.
Arrange for someone to help around the house for a week or two after you are discharged from the hospital.
Based on your medical condition, your doctor may request other specific preparation.
Hysterectomy generally requires a stay in a hospital. Procedures may vary depending on your condition and your doctor's practices.
The procedure will vary depending on the type of procedure and surgical technique used.
Generally, a hysterectomy follows this process:
You will be asked to remove any jewelry or other objects that may interfere with the procedure.
You will be asked to remove clothing and be given a gown to wear.
If there is excessive hair at the surgical site, it may be clipped off.
An intravenous (IV) line will be inserted in your arm or hand.
You will be positioned on the operating table lying on your back. For a vaginal procedure, your feet will be placed in stirrups.
The anesthesiologist will continuously monitor your heart rate, blood pressure, breathing, and blood oxygen level during the procedure.
A catheter (thin, narrow tube) will be inserted into your bladder to drain urine.
The skin over the surgical site will be cleansed with an antiseptic solution.
The incision will be made vertically from the navel to the pubic bone or horizontally across the lower abdomen. The surgeon will discuss which incision is preferable in your particular situation prior to the procedure.
After the incision has been made through the layers of skin, muscle, and other tissue, the doctor will inspect the organs and other structures in the abdomen and pelvis.
The tissues connecting the uterus to blood vessels and other structures in the pelvis will be carefully cut away.
The uterus will be removed, along with any other structures such as the ovaries, fallopian tubes, and cervix, as required by your situation.
The incision will be closed with surgical stitches or staples.
The lower abdomen and perineum will be cleansed with an antiseptic solution. The rectum may be packed with an antiseptic-soaked sponge.
A speculum will be inserted into your vagina to spread the walls of the vagina apart to expose the cervix.
An incision will be made inside the vagina, near the cervix.
The uterus will be removed through the vagina. If required, excess vaginal tissue and/or other tissue or structures may be removed.
The opening into the peritoneal cavity created by the removal of the uterus will be closed with stitches.
A small incision will be made in the abdomen near the navel. Carbon dioxide gas will be introduced into the abdomen to inflate the abdominal cavity so that the uterus and surrounding organs can be more easily visualized. Depending on the type of laparoscope used, additional incisions may be made in the abdomen to accommodate other surgical instruments.
The operating table will be tilted so that your head is lower than your feet. This helps to move the other abdominal organs and structures out of the surgical field and make room for the laparoscopic surgical instruments.
The laparoscope will be inserted through the incision and the abdominal cavity will be examined. The tissues surrounding the uterus will be removed.
Once it is detached from the surrounding tissues, the uterus will be removed through the vagina or through the laparoscope. Other organs or structures, such as the ovaries and/or fallopian tubes, may be removed, depending on your particular situation.
When the procedure is completed, the laparoscope will be removed.
The uterus and any other organs or tissues removed will be sent to the lab for examination.
Any skin incision(s) will be closed with stitches or surgical staples.
A sterile bandage or dressing or adhesive strips will be applied to skin incisions. A sanitary pad will be applied to the perineal area to absorb any drainage from the vagina.
After the procedure, you will be taken to the recovery room for observation. Your recovery process will vary depending on the type of procedure performed and the type of anesthesia that is given. Once your blood pressure, pulse, and breathing are stable and you are alert, you will be taken to your hospital room.
Abdominal cramping may occur after the surgery. You may receive pain medication as needed, either by a nurse or by administering it yourself through a device connected to your intravenous line.
If your procedure was an abdominal hysterectomy, you may have a thin, plastic tube inserted through your nose into your stomach to remove air that you swallow. The tube will be removed when your bowels resume normal function. You will not be able to eat or drink until the tube is removed.
You may have small to moderate amounts of vaginal drainage for several days. The nurse will check the sanitary pads periodically to monitor the amount of drainage.
You will be encouraged to get out of bed within a few hours after a vaginal procedure or by the next day after an abdominal procedure. In addition, you should perform coughing and deep breathing exercises as instructed by your nurse.
Depending on your situation, you may be given liquids to drink a few hours after surgery. Your diet may be gradually advanced to more solid foods as tolerated.
Arrangements will be made for a follow-up visit with your doctor, usually several weeks after the procedure.
Once you are home, it is important to keep the incision clean and dry. Your doctor will give you specific bathing instructions. If stitches or surgical staples are used, they will be removed during a follow-up office visit, if they were not removed prior to your discharge from the hospital. If adhesive strips are used, they should be kept dry and generally will fall off within a few days.
The incision and the abdominal muscles may ache, especially after long periods of standing. If a laparoscope was used, you may experience shoulder pain from the carbon dioxide in your abdomen. Take a pain reliever for soreness as recommended by your doctor. Aspirin or certain other pain medications may increase the chance of bleeding. Be sure to take only recommended medications.
Walking and limited movement are generally encouraged, but strenuous activity should be avoided. Your doctor will instruct you about when you can return to work and resume normal activities.
Avoid becoming constipated by including fiber and plenty of liquids in your diet. Your doctor may recommend a mild laxative.
If a laparoscopic procedure was performed, you should avoid drinking carbonated beverages for one to two days after the procedure. This will help minimize the discomfort associated with the carbon dioxide gas. In addition, drinking carbonated beverages may cause nausea.
You should not use a douche, tampons, engage in sexual intercourse, or return to work until your doctor advises you to do so.
Notify your doctor to report any of the following:
Fever and/or chills
Redness, swelling, or bleeding or other drainage from the incision site(s)
Increased pain around the incision site(s)
Abdominal pain, cramping, or swelling
Increased vaginal bleeding or other drainage
Leg pain
Following a hysterectomy, your doctor may give you additional or alternate instructions, depending on your particular situation.
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On Nov. 28, 2012, Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi sat down for an exclusive interview with TIME managing editor Rick Stengel, editor-at-large Bobby Ghosh and Jerusalem bureau chief Karl Vick. Protocol required President Morsi to answer questions from TIME editors and reporters in his native Arabic, the official language of Egypt. Instead, as a courtesy to his guests, he spoke for most of the hour in English, which he last spoke regularly three decades ago. He discussed his beginnings with the Muslim Brotherhood, how he sees the world, his dealings with President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton over the Gaza cease-fire and his latest crisis: protests from the judiciary and the secularist opposition over his decree assuming legislative and near autocratic power as Egypt awaits its constitution and the formation of a legislature. He remembered watching U.S. television during his years in California studying for his engineering Ph.D. And he detailed his love of certain movies, including Gone with the Wind and the original Planet of the Apes. (Note: in previous stories, TIME had spelled the President's surname as Morsy, based on his Ph.D. dissertation for the University of Southern California; his advisers in Cairo say the preferred spelling is Morsi.) Following are highlights of the interview:
On the state of the world: This is a new period, I think, not only for Egypt or the people of the Arab Spring but, I think, for the whole world. To reconsider what has been done wrong in the past and see how can we make it correct, as much as we can. It takes time. So speed is low, acceleration is high. Somehow we're pushing in all directions, trying to say to the people of the world and convince the governments and the leaders that we should live at peace. Conflict does not lead to stability in the world. Cooperation [does]. How can we do that? It's a struggle. It's a very, very difficult struggle. To have a new culture, international culture, respecting individual countries and people's cultures, their local ones. But can we have an international culture? Can we do that? A culture of cooperation, a culture of stopping war, bloodshed. A culture of real peaceful means of trade, militant actions to defend, not to attack, of using power in civilian applications, more than in militant applications … We can cooperate, we can integrate as much as we can. How can we do that? I think leaders in the world have a great responsibility in this. Human beings can live together.
(MORE: Should Mohamed Morsi be TIME's Person of the Year?)
On the lessons of Planet of the Apes: I remember a movie. Which one? Planet of the Apes. The old version, not the new one. There is a new one. Which is different. Not so good. It [does] not [express] the reality as it was the first one. But at the end, I still remember, this is the conclusion: When the big monkey, he was head of the Supreme Court I think — in the movie! — and there was a big scientist working for him, cleaning things, [who] has been chained there. And it was the planet of the apes after the destructive act of a big war and atomic bombs and whatever in the movie. And the scientist was asking him to do something … "Don't forget you are a monkey," [the man] tells [the ape]. "Don't ask me about this dirty work." What did the big ape, the monkey, say? He said, "You're human. You did it [to] yourself." That's the conclusion. Can we do something better for ourselves?
On President Obama and the Gaza cease-fire: President Obama has been very helpful, very helpful. And I can say, really, that his deeds coincide with his intentions. We've been talking together about the cease-fire. That's very important. Then we can talk about differences between Palestinians and Israelis. It's not easy. It's very difficult. Both sides are talking about differences. We want them to talk about similarities … We are now doing this job as much as we can.
On freedoms in the new Egypt: I'm very keen on having true freedom of expression. True freedom of faith. And free practice of religious faith. I am keen and I will always be keen on [transfer] of power. I'm an elected President. My chief responsibility is to maintain the national ship to go through this transitional period. This is not easy. Egyptians are determined to [move] forward within the path of freedom and democracy, and this is what I see. Justice and social justice. Development with its comprehensive overall meaning. Human development. Industrial productive development. Scholarly research. Political development. International relations balanced with all different parties, east and west. We are keen in Egypt, and I am personally keen right now, on maintaining freedom, democracy, justice and social justice. The Muslim Brotherhood do not say anything different from that.
On whether, in hindsight, he would have handled his decree differently: Oh, no, I don't see the situation this way. What I can see now is, the Egyptians are free. They are raising their voices when they are opposing the President and when they are opposing what's going on. And this is very important. It's their right to express and to raise their voices and express their feelings and attitudes. But it's my responsibility. I see things more than they do. I think you have seen the most recent opinion surveys—I think more than 80%, around 90%, of the people in Egypt are, according to these opinion measures, they are with what I have done. It's not against the people, it's with the people, coincides with the benefits. There is some difference between what's happening now in expressing the opinions of the people and what happened in January 2011 [during the uprising against then President Hosni Mubarak]. There is now some violence that we haven't seen before, which constitutes something bad going on.
(PHOTOS: Thousands in Cairo Protest Morsi's Decree)
This is my responsibility, but in general the expression is O.K. But there is some violence. Also, there is some relation shared between these violent acts and some symbols of the previous regime. I think you and I — I have more information, but you can feel that there is something like this in this matter.
I'm sure Egyptians will pass through this. We're learning. We're learning how to be free.
On accusations that he is a new pharaoh and tyrant: New pharaoh? [Laughs] … I went to prison. [He touches his tie.] And I was the chair of the materials department at university when I went to prison. The reason why I went to prison is that I was defending the judiciary and Egyptian judges. I know perfectly what it means to have separation between the three powers — executive power, legislative power and the judiciary. This is the main concept about a state based on institutions. The people are the original source of power. The President represents the executive power, and the President is elected by the people. And I'm keen that the people would have complete freedom of elections, and I'm keen on [transfer] of power through free elections. I went all over the word, whether in the U.S., in Europe or the East, and I know how things are run. I know about technology, about research, scientific applications, culture, civilization, differences between nations of the world, the nature of history.
(MORE: Read the extended version of TIME's interview with Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi)
On whether Egypt is being pulled apart: No, it's not pulling apart. It's not pulling apart. It's a majority and opposition. I can see it very clear. But the opposition is not like it was before. They have the right, they do what they say. If you have 25% or 30% opposition, that's a big number.
On how he has been as President: How many months [have I] been in the presidential [palace]? It's five months. Not 30 years [the length of Mubarak's rule]. It's five months … It's five months after a big destruction, corruption, bad deeds. People have always been marginalized. I've been part of the revolution. And from the Muslim Brotherhood, I was in charge of the action in Tahrir Square, representing the Muslim Brotherhood during the revolution. I hope, when we have a constitution, what I have issued [his decree] will stop immediately, and l have others sharing this with you. We'll have a parliament. We'll have elections. [That will happen in] two months.
MORE: Egypt's Morsi: Has He Started Something He Can't Finish?


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Chapter 18
Alma preaches in private—He sets forth the covenant of baptism and baptizes at the waters of Mormon—He organizes the Church of Christ and ordains priests—They support themselves and teach the people—Alma and his people flee from King Noah into the wilderness. About 147–145 B.C.
1 And now, it came to pass that Alma, who had fled from the servants of king Noah, arepented of his sins and iniquities, and went about privately among the people, and began to teach the words of Abinadi—
2 Yea, concerning that which was to come, and also concerning the resurrection of the dead, and the aredemption of the people, which was to be brought to pass through the power, and sufferings, and bdeath of Christ, and his resurrection and ascension into heaven.
3 And as many as would hear his word he did teach. And he taught them privately, that it might not come to the knowledge of the king. And many did believe his words.
4 And it came to pass that as many as did believe him did go forth to a aplace which was called Mormon, having received its name from the king, being in the bborders of the land having been infested, by times or at seasons, by wild beasts.
5 Now, there was in Mormon a fountain of pure water, and Alma resorted thither, there being near the water a thicket of small trees, where he did hide himself in the daytime from the searches of the king.
6 And it came to pass that as many as believed him went thither to hear his words.
7 And it came to pass after many days there were a goodly number gathered together at the place of Mormon, to hear the words of Alma. Yea, all were gathered together that believed on his word, to hear him. And he did ateach them, and did preach unto them repentance, and redemption, and faith on the Lord.
8 And it came to pass that he said unto them: Behold, here are the waters of Mormon (for thus were they called) and now, as ye are adesirous to come into the bfold of God, and to be called his people, and are willing to bear one another's burdens, that they may be light;
9 Yea, and are awilling to mourn with those that bmourn; yea, and comfort those that stand in need of comfort, and to stand as cwitnesses of God at all times and in all things, and in all places that ye may be in, even until death, that ye may be redeemed of God, and be numbered with those of the dfirst resurrection, that ye may have eternal life—
10 Now I say unto you, if this be the desire of your hearts, what have you against being abaptized in the bname of the Lord, as a witness before him that ye have entered into a ccovenant with him, that ye will serve him and keep his commandments, that he may pour out his Spirit more abundantly upon you?
11 And now when the people had heard these words, they clapped their hands for joy, and exclaimed: This is the desire of our hearts.
12 And now it came to pass that Alma took Helam, he being one of the first, and went and stood forth in the water, and cried, saying: O Lord, pour out thy Spirit upon thy servant, that he may do this work with holiness of heart.
13 And when he had said these words, the aSpirit of the Lord was upon him, and he said: Helam, I baptize thee, having bauthority from the Almighty God, as a testimony that ye have entered into a ccovenant to serve him until you are dead as to the mortal body; and may the Spirit of the Lord be poured out upon you; and may he grant unto you eternal life, through the redemption of Christ, whom he has prepared from the dfoundation of the world.
14 And after Alma had said these words, both Alma and Helam were aburied in the water; and they arose and came forth out of the water rejoicing, being filled with the Spirit.
15 And again, Alma took another, and went forth a second time into the water, and baptized him according to the first, only he did not bury ahimself again in the water.
16 And after this manner he did baptize every one that went forth to the place of Mormon; and they were in number about two hundred and four souls; yea, and they were abaptized in the waters of Mormon, and were filled with the bgrace of God.
17 And they were called the church of God, or the achurch of Christ, from that time forward. And it came to pass that whosoever was baptized by the power and authority of God was added to his church.
18 And it came to pass that Alma, having aauthority from God, bordained priests; even one priest to every fifty of their number did he ordain to preach unto them, and to cteach them concerning the things pertaining to the kingdom of God.
19 And he commanded them that athey should bteach nothing save it were the things which he had taught, and which had been spoken by the mouth of the holy prophets.
20 Yea, even he commanded them that they should apreach nothing save it were repentance and faith on the Lord, who had redeemed his people.
21 And he commanded them that there should be no acontention one with another, but that they should look forward with bone eye, having one faith and one baptism, having their hearts cknit together in unity and in love one towards another.
22 And thus he commanded them to preach. And thus they became the achildren of God.
23 And he commanded them that they should observe the asabbath day, and keep it holy, and also every day they should give thanks to the Lord their God.
24 And he also commanded them that the priests whom he had ordained ashould blabor with their own hands for their support.
25 And there was aone day in every week that was set apart that they should bgather themselves together to teach the people, and to worship the Lord their God, and also, as often as it was in their power, to cassemble themselves together.
26 And the priests were not to depend upon the people for their support; but for their labor they were to receive the agrace of God, that they might wax strong in the Spirit, having the bknowledge of God, that they might teach with power and authority from God.
27 And again Alma commanded that the people of the church should impart of their substance, aevery one according to that which he had; if he have more abundantly he should impart more abundantly; and of him that had but little, but little should be required; and to him that had not should be given.
28 And thus they should impart of their asubstance of their own free will and good desires towards God, and to those priests that stood in need, yea, and to every needy, naked soul.
29 And this he said unto them, having been commanded of God; and they did awalk uprightly before God, imparting to one another both temporally and spiritually according to their needs and their wants.
30 And now it came to pass that all this was done in Mormon, yea, by the awaters of Mormon, in the forest that was near the waters of Mormon; yea, the place of Mormon, the waters of Mormon, the forest of Mormon, how beautiful are they to the eyes of them who there came to the knowledge of their Redeemer; yea, and how blessed are they, for they shall bsing to his praise forever.
31 And these things were done in the aborders of the land, that they might not come to the knowledge of the king.
32 But behold, it came to pass that the king, having discovered a movement among the people, sent his servants to watch them. Therefore on the day that they were assembling themselves together to hear the word of the Lord they were discovered unto the king.
33 And now the king said that Alma was stirring up the people to rebellion against him; therefore he sent his aarmy to destroy them.
34 And it came to pass that Alma and the people of the Lord were aapprised of the coming of the king's army; therefore they took their tents and their families and bdeparted into the wilderness.
35 And they were in number about afour hundred and fifty souls.