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" Life has been unfair to me". This was the statement that greeted this reporter as he approached 19-year-old Chidi Okolie, who is currently going through psychological trauma following an act of gang-rape on him, Monday, in Badagry area of Lagos.
Chidi, as gathered, left his home town in Izzih local government area of Ebonyi state for Lagos, two years ago, in search of greener pasture, following the demise of his parents. The death of his parents, reportedly forced him to drop out of school.
But determined to irk a living, he decided to come to Lagos, where he started hawking along the Mile two- Badagry expressway.
Along the line, he came across a middle-aged man who promised to offer him employment, an offer Chidi saw as a way out of struggle.
But he got the shock of his life , on his supposed first day at work, as he was allegedly gang-raped and robbed by his supposed 'messiah'
Hear him, " I saw Okafor Emmanuel as my messiah when he promised to secure a job for me. I had barely finished selling on Monday when he called me on phone to come down to Abule-Ado. I bought a sachet of pure water, washed by face and straightened my clothes. I packed the remaining wares into a bag and kept it, hoping to finish them the next day.
When I got to the designated place, I met Okafor with four other young men. He told me to accompany them to distribute cigarets to his customers in Badagry, informing that, that was my first assignment. We did that until 11pm and because it was late, he asked me to pass the night with him.
Gang -raped at midnight
But at midnight, someone tapped me on the thigh and when I opened my eyes, it was Okafor. Lo and behold, he was in his nude! He bent over and said he would want to have carnal knowledge of me. I was shocked and concluded he could be drunk.
I lied to him that I wanted to urinate and left the room . But on getting to the sitting room, I met the other four men stack naked as well. At that point , I concluded the job offer was a mere trick to harm me.
At that point, I decided to run outside . But as I attempted to, they overpowered me and tore my shirts into shreds before pinning me to the ground with each having his way in turns.
As if that was not enough, they pushed me out of the apartment that midnight, boasting that there was nothing I could do. When I checked my pocket, I discovered they had collected the N25,000 I made from my sales.
But I could not go back to my uncle's place that night so as not to be mistaken for a thief. All I did was to collect a shirt I saw on the line and wore. I remained there until 6am before leaving.
Since the incident, he has been begging for forgiveness, attributing it to the handiwork of the devil,without bothering to find out if I was hurt.
As I speak, I am still hurting all over but I can not go to the hospital because I do not have money to buy drugs. I really do not know how to get money to start bussiness all over again. As it is now, he has rendered me handicapped. You see why I said life has been unfair to me? He asked.
So far, Chidi did not report the incident to the Police as he claimed he was afraid he might not get justice at the end. He also feared that Okafor and his friends might carry out a severe deal against him, if he did.

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Well if you are not a bunch of romantic foodies at heart I do not know who is. I am not going to believe any of you if you tell me you are a Valentine's grump. If you were, this round of the Monthly Mingle has definitely converted you.
There are so many new faces to this Monthly Mingle that it was truly a delight discovering all the new blogs. It was a pleasure seeing my old friends and regulars to the Monthly Mingle too. I cannot imagine mingling without you all.
I know you are all waiting to get to the round-up so I present to you how we bloggers celebrate the sweetest love.
Curry Bazaar
Jyothsna sent in her Tiramisu Valentine It seemed that it landed in my spam folder. Sorry about that. It really looks great.
Posie's Place
Pam indulges in an Apple Crumble - a recipe from her grandmother.
Jumbo Empanadas
Brilynn is not the soppy Valentine type of gal. But she does create a very "I Wuv U!" kind of Cherry Dessert.
Paulchen's Foodblog
Astrid is one of the many new people I met through the BPW and I am hooked to her blog. She brings along a gorgeous looking Sweet Love Cheesecake.
La Mia Cucina
Saucy Lisa's "Hubbs" surprises her with an incredibly Self Saucing Pudding. That Lisa is a lucky gal!
You know sometimes you see something and you just want to dive in. Well take a look at Arfi's Hot Chocolate Fondant and you will know what I mean.
My Korean Kitchen
Sue explains how Valentine's day is celebrated in Korea. She makes Strawberry Rice Cakes and expresses her love for her husband.
Chez Mégane
Megan makes lovely oozing, delectably addictive Molten Chocolate Cinnamon Cakes. Get those spoons ready!
My Khazana of Recipes
Coffee makes probably the most classic Valentine's treats - Chocolate Dipped Strawberries
Asha creates a well known Indian dessert and combines it with another interesting ingredient to serve a great looking Carrot Beet Halwa.
Avenue Food
A Monthly Mingle regular, Sarah make lovely homemade Valentine's Oatmeal Cutout Cookies. Simple and totally delicious.
Just For Fun
Jasmine makes lovely looking Little Heart Palmiers.
A Foody Froggy in Paris
Tiramisu is my all time favorites and Anne creates this gorgeous dessert with a new twist - Candied Chesnuts Tiramisu.
My Life The Rainbow
When you click onto Evinrude's blog you are greeted by a lovely song. Makes drooling over her Two Cupcakes all the more enjoyable.
Notes From My Food Diary
Pretty in Pink - a cake that really looks too pretty to dig into but too scrumptious not to. Eliza thank you for bringing this along.
Kieran reminisces about the holiday with his girlfriend in Morocco and creates a wonderful flavorful Cardamom Honey Ice Cream
Start Cooking
Kathy makes the most chocolaty looking Fondue ever - all without a Fondue pot.
Autres délices
Marie-Laure and her boyfriend are not chocolate fans but still love the sweet things Valentine's day offers. She comes along with moist looking Chestnut Madeleines.
Lucullian Delights
My lovely friend Ilva is not only known for her breathtaking pictures but also for her wonderfully original recipes. I was so glad she took time to come and join the mingle. She brings fantastic looking Orange and Ginger Jellies.
One Hot Stove
An honor indeed. Nupur joins us for this mingle for the first time and with her fantastic and refreshing looking Lemon-Poppy Seed Cake my doors are always open for her.
A Fridge Full of Food
Take a look at Glenna's Valentine's Cake. Thanks for sharing it with us.
Boxcar Kitchen
Esther joins us again with another killer recipe. She whips up beautiful looking Honey Lemon Tarts.
The Passionate Cook
There are two people I am dedicating this Monthly Mingle to. The first one is the gorgeous Johanna. Those of you who read her blog often will know that she just gave birth to a gorgeous looking Henrik (thanks for the pics Johanna), her third child. She also found time to to make Chocolate Pudding and join us at the mingle. Please raise you pink champagne glasses for a toast to this awesome woman! Thank you!
Food Lover's Journey
Anh makes a heartwarming gift to her best friend who recently got married. Her Lover's Knots symbolizes the wonderful relationship. If that is not perfect for Valentine's!
Daily Unadventures in Cooking
Katerina serves her boyfriend cool Skor Ice Cream for his birthday. I am so glad she brought some along to the mingle.
Shn makes delectable heart shaped Shortbread Hearts. Lovely gift idea.
The Budding Cook
Thy has an encrypted message for her boyfriend in her post for crunchy Peanut Butter Cookies.
Ulrike is my favorite German Blogger and I am always so happy to see her at my mingles. The fact that she always brings along great dishes plays a little role too LOL! This time it's no different. She brings Warm chocolate brownies with Baileys sauce. Spoon! Any one seen my spoon!
Chandrika is also on the same trip. She brings lovely looking Chocolate Brownies.
Isis is the second person I would like to dedicate the mingle to. Ever since I started the Monthly Mingle she has not missed one. It did not matter where she was in this world and how busy she was, Isis always found a way to come over for a bit of fun and laughter. This time was no different. Scuba diving in the South of France is nice, but she rushed home to share her Valentine's Breakfast in Blue. Happy Birthday gorgeous!
Sweet Helene's blog is one of my regular reads. I love her recipes, that's why I am glad she came over to join us. She brings along some brilliant Cranberry and Cream Scones. Luscious.
Cook food, Serve love
Lakshmiammal makes Easy Breezey Cookies to snack on.
Cream Puffs in Venice
My sweetest friend Ivonne, it's such a pleasure to see you! Just as you all would expect, Ivonne brings one of the most creamiest dreamiest desserts I know Coeur à la Crème and I am eating my heart out. Oh man! Being the hostess I have to share this with you ;-). Thanks Ivonne!
Big Cook, Tiny Kitchen
Ashley wanted to make something for her boyfriend but he is in Brazil! So she makes Poost Student's Shortbread for her friends.
Mandira whips up a creamy and cool Three Layer Sundae. Looks wonderful.
Winos and Foodies
Great minds think alike! Barbara also brings along a wonderful looking Coeur a la Creme. Thanks for joining us.
Recipe Source
Sushma makes our mouths melt with her fruity Strawberry Tender Melts. Yum!
Eating The Right Stuff
Abby made it at the last minute. Her wonderful Lavender Fruit Brulee is too delicious to resist.
Writing At The Kitchen Table
Ok I know I said this was to be "sweet" love, but how could I resist Freya's heart shaped Cherry Tomato, Goats Cheese and Onion Marmalade Tart. Adding a bit of sugar made me take it into the round-up LOL!
I hope I did not miss anyone in the roundup. With a little under 40 entries this was a lot of work but so much fun. So, if I did miss anyone please let me know and I would be glad to update the list. For those of you who made it too late for the event, sorry I had to turn you down but here is an idea. Simply post the link of your recipe into the comments section of this round-up.
Monthly Mingle #8
Are you all ready for the next theme?
Well I think we had some what of a pleasant sugar shock with Sweet Love so I thought I'd take it in the other direction for the next round. Wait! I am still thinking cakes though and this is what I thought we can create - Savory Cakes.
Take out your loaf pans and beat up a batter. Replace sugar with salt, chocolate chips with bacon, fruit with cheese, whatever you go for it has to be savory and a cake. Be creative, be bold, try something new and bring it along to the Monthly Mingle - Savory Cakes.
Here's how it works:
- Create a dish that fits this theme. Blog about it anytime from now till March 15th, 2007.
- Email me your entry with your name, the name of your blog and your permalink by March 15th, 2007.
- In your post please include a link to this post and/or the MM logo, so your readers get a chance to mingle with us.
Browse through the previous Monthly Mingles.
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"The Mind Itself is Buddha" is a chapter on Shobogenzo.
Does Dogen mean mind and body are one and not two? Body dies and mind/spirit are not reincarnated into a new body? If so, what about Karma? Where is the cause effect relationship transmitted to? If nothing is permanent, where Karma fit in? There is nothing for Karma to be transmitted to. Confusing. I am just a dummy. Thoughts anyone?
Gassho, John


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Deep Into The Darkness
I've stopped keeping track of the time at night, even though a clock sits, ticking relentlessly, not three feet from the bed. In the day, I mark the time obsessively - this many minutes before the girl goes to preschool, this many minutes before she comes home, this many minutes until the boy should be ready to try another nap, this many minutes before he'll probably wake up, the minutes counted like a miser's pennies, added and subtracted, piling up and disappearing as I settle my accounts with daily chores and this persistent exhaustion. But at night, I avoid the clock, afraid to see the minutes and hours ticking by too quickly or too slowly, afraid to settle my accounts with my body, with the night.
Last night, however, the bill came due, and I was not prepared to settle up.
It was in one of those moments where the boundary between sleep and wakefulness is so blurred that you're not sure whether you're awake or dreaming - are you lucid while dreaming, or are you dreaming while awake? - is that a baby that you're holding, or a kitten, or a bundle of straw? - is that crying you hear, or the wind, or music? - and I was groggy, confused, disoriented as I held my squirming baby in my arms. He fussed, breathing heavily through a stuffy nose, truffling for the breast and then pushing it away. He squirmed and kicked and protested and snuffled and grabbed and pushed and with every kick, every push of his fierce little legs and arms I struggled toward wakefulness, needing to be awake, needing my strength and my composure but wanting oh so badly to just let the darkness overtake me and to slide back into oblivion. But he wouldn't let me, he was too uncomfortable, poor thing, hungry and snuffly and demanding, he would not let me let me go and he would not let this be easy and in a flash, in one moment, I felt the frustration course through me like a current and there it was, for a split-second - a split-second and an eternity all at once - ANGER - sharp and hot and as I felt the tears prick my eyes and a sob burble in my throat I was overwhelmed by the brief flash of an urge to just drop the baby, just drop him to the mattress and throw myself off the bed and stomp away into the night.
It was over almost as quickly as it had begun; the violence of the emotion woke me, woke me completely, and I froze - there's no other word for it - with fear and I'm certain that if anyone had been watching at that moment they would have seen my eyes flash open, wide, and I caught myself, mid-breakdown, and stopped. I laid him down and pulled myself into the corner of the bed and took a breath. And was afraid.
It was just one moment, the briefest flash of a moment, but there it was. I had felt anger. I had wanted to shove my baby away from me. How close was I to wanting to shake him? How close? How close was I to becoming a monster, to crossing over from Mama Jekyll to Mother/Monster Hyde? I want to say that I was fine, that I am fine, that it was a completely understandable loss of emotional control that only lasted for a second and that I never, ever, would have actually just dropped him onto the mattress (and even then, such a soft mattress, so innocuous a fall, right? right?) and I hadn't wanted to actually shake him, I hadn't been angry at him, I was just tired, too tired, and it could happen to anyone and nothing would have happened and I'm fine.
But the fact is that no matter how brief that flash of uncontrolled emotion, it was uncontrolled; it was sharp and hot and angry and I no more want to risk exposing my baby, my little heart, to that anger than I would want to place his bassinet on a train track. Not even for a second.
So tomorrow we go to the doctor. Tomorrow I get some help. Pills, talk, anything: whatever it takes. I need some help with this, with the sleep, with the emotions running amok. Tomorrow I get some help.
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Rock added that it was OK to disagree, particularly in a music business that he says "leans very left."
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
It's My "Speriment"
Anyway, I celebrated the return to school until about 9:30AM at which time I realized having the big kids out of the house is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure, it was nice and quiet around here. Yeah, there wasn't any fighting. But the messes. Oh, the messes the little ones got into! And there was no one here to tattle on them. I didn't have any extra pairs of eyes to help watch them. No one was around to entertain the little ones while I changed loads of laundry or went through paperwork.
There was the cereal spilled on the floor, the water spilled on the floor, the 5 million gold dubloons from the Sponge Bob game scattered about the house, and of course, the "speriment".
As I changed loads of laundry, I heard Clay and his apprentice, Brooklyn, run into the bathroom and turn on the water. I finished throwing clothes into the dryer and headed toward the bathroom to check out their latest mischief. I found the two of them perched on the side of the sink, a big bucket filled with water, toothpaste and shampoo. They were vigorously stirring their concoction with toothbrushes. Several toothbrushes.
"What are you two doing?!!!" I demanded.
"It's my speriment!" Clay proudly proclaimed.
"Your what???" I yelled.
"My speriment!" he repeated.
"Your experiment? What kind of experiment is this?"
"It's my soapy speriment!"
"And just what did you think would happen with this experiment? What were you trying to do? Invent a shampoo and toothpaste in one? Clean your hair and freshen your breath all at once?"
He stared at me blankly and said a succinct, "I don't know."
"Ugh. Did you really think this was a good idea?" I asked exasperated.
"I wanted to see if it would be bubbly." He looked up at me innocently.
"Ugh, what am I going to do with you?"
I'm still holding out hope that he'll be a magnificent scientist. Maybe he'll discover a cure for cancer. Hey, it's my fantasy!
By the afternoon, after I squashed all their "speriment" fun, they were bored. Here they are staring out the window waiting for their siblings to get home.
52 comments:
- Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] said...
I found out a day late that my girls were cleaning with their toothbrushes.
Cleaning the bathroom.
*shivvers* - August 27, 2008 at 9:37 PM
- Becky said...
Oh, Dawn...I just LOVE that last photo of them waiting on their siblings to come home. That is adorable!
Having had that terrible foot trouble myself, I know that taking a magnesium supplement helps to clear up those obnoxious and painful heel spurs internally. Most moms get adequate calcium, but not enough magnesium to help properly distribute it in your bones, and so it deposits abnormally in the form of spurs. It helps, trust me. - August 27, 2008 at 9:48 PM
- Erin said...
Oh yes, what is it with water, toothpaste, shampoo and "speriments"? My children also enjoy these little activities. Oh, it could be worse, they could be rewiring the house or rebuilding the DVD player (the one that does work and still connected to the TV.)
- August 27, 2008 at 9:57 PM
- Jake said...
Woo hoo. First comment. I think. When I first saw Speriment, I thought it would mean spearmint, not experiment. Oh well. Good laugh.
- August 27, 2008 at 10:08 PM
- Brandi said...
Hmm...maybe you could help them do some useful experiments? Some that would bubble would be sour dough starter, baking soda and vinegar (have the kids to clean the bathtub with this ;), and mildly soapy mop water in small amounts for them to clean the floors with (they could use old towels to "skate" the floor dry).
My three-year-old's latest thing is to fill the soap dispensers with water and plug the bathroom sink. I do sometimes water down the soap, but he just doesn't know the correct ratio. There are times when the pump(s) are almost entirely water. - August 27, 2008 at 10:17 PM
Totally feeling your pain, my 5 yr old has been obsessed with experiments this summer, so we went to the library and took out some books on experiments. We did volcanoes, cornstarch and water goo, food coloring and paper towel experiments to name a few. SHe still getsinto messes in the bathroom, but the books satiate her a little bit. I can't wait for school to start next week!
- August 27, 2008 at 10:24 PM
- Robin said...
YEAH for back to school! I'm doing the happy dance for you...it's the same one I did on Monday when my own kiddos went back. Sorry about your heal..hopefully after the bruising goes away the cortisone will actually help.
So are ya gonna share with the siblings the fact that their toothbrushes were swirled in shampoo or just let it be a surprise the next time they brush? ****insert evil maniacal laugh here*** = ) - August 27, 2008 at 10:26 PM
- BOSSY said...
On their knees, no less. And now Bossy is on hers: so cute.
- August 27, 2008 at 10:29 PM
- Robin said...
Me again.... I just noticed your link to the Stuebs family article on the side of your blog page. My husband plays in a band and his band just played at a benefit Sunday for them. What a tragedy. I can't even imagine. I didn't know them but still a heartbreaking story.
- August 27, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Oh, Dawn, thank you so much for the laugh! The "Spiriment" brought back lots of memories of my siblings, not to mention the fact that I can see my son doing something like this in a few yrs!!!
- August 27, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Dawn--why did you get the cortisone injection? Did you get more yea's than nay's on your feedback? Well, I hope it works for you. I know what plantar fasciitis feels like and it's not fun. Take care--we love you.
- August 27, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Clay sounds like a smart kid! He should hang around with my #4, who pulled little #5 into his experiment to see what would happen if you pour bubbles onto the air hockey table and turn it on.
(In case you're wondering, it makes bubbles. Lots of bubbles.)
What an awesome picture! That's how we feel waiting for big sibs to come home too. - August 27, 2008 at 10:47 PM
- Michigan Mama to 2 said...
I'm late on commenting on this but your journal page with the spider on the bow-legged chair and your commentary "hurry whip the beads and kill the spider" or something to that affect had me laughing so hard I had to go pee.
Oh and thanks for the link to the cake wrecks, I spent an hour detouring over there. Ugh, I didn't get anything done tonight but had a lot of fun reading! - August 27, 2008 at 11:02 PM
- Dolly said...
Long ago...and far away-I can remember those spirament days! :D
Loved the whole mess! Thanks for sharing and triggering the memory. - August 27, 2008 at 11:38 PM
- Patty said...
I am so excited that my teacher hubby and girls are back to school. The problem arose when I went to take a shower. Who was going to watch the 22 month old? Little bugger was into everything. I may only get to shave on weekends. Come on long pants weather.
- August 27, 2008 at 11:43 PM
So, did you tell the owners of the speriment'ed toothbrushes?
- August 27, 2008 at 11:58 PM
- Michelle said...
Oh. Yeah. Keeping the little ones out of trouble. Yeah, I get that. But hey, at least he knew what he was testing for -- bubbles! And who doesn't love bubbles? Oh yeah. You. And me. And any sane mom. Dads I think might be good with it though ;)
Just wait until they're old enough to do kitchen experiments. I remember making creations out of random kitchen ingredients a la Betsy Tacy and Tib. The only rule was that whatever I made I had to eat.
Here's hoping your heels feel better soon! - August 28, 2008 at 12:06 AM
- The Flying Circus Mom said...
Am I the only one who is amazed how clean your house always is in these pictures? I am impressed...my sink doesn't even look that clean after I clean it lol...oh and yes the experiments...good times, good times...
- August 28, 2008 at 12:14 AM
- Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...
Dawn, that last photo could win a contest somewhere. Thanks for the laugh.
- August 28, 2008 at 12:31 AM
OMG! My kids still do "speariments" and they are much older! 14,11,9 to be exact. Some days I fear for the toothbrushes. Many times the flouride, toothpaste and soap and water sit blending on my bathroom counter. I hope they outgrow it soon!!
- August 28, 2008 at 12:40 AM
- Joyful Mom ~ Karla said...
Oh Dawn! I'm hugging you all the way from El Paso, TX. My 4 kids do things like this, too, but they call their concoctions "mixtures." They'll add just about anything from shampoo, hair gel, conditioner, bubble bath, toothpaste, and hydrogen peroxide (trust me...a chair plus a booster seat precariously perched on the cushion were needed to reach the highest shelf in the linen closet for the brown bottle of HP!) to come up with different textures, bubble sizes and colors.
Oh and did I mention that I homeschool? So we're making mixtures all day long! Oh the mess! Oh the fun! Oh the yells...but I try to remain calm most of the time. LOL A friend suggested that I add this into my lesson plans as Chemistry. And Art. And HomeEc (due to the clean-up involved.) And Recess. ROFL
Hugs from El Paso,
Karla - August 28, 2008 at 12:56 AM
- Mary said...
I'm so glad school started! I think....
Love the photo! - August 28, 2008 at 1:34 AM
- Rick said...
Tell them to brush their teeth with that concoction and that will be the end of that "speriment".
Did their older siblings notice a nice soapy taste when they brushed their teeth that night? - August 28, 2008 at 1:37 AM
- Cabernihilist said...
Hi, Dawn-
I just thought I'd drop in and say thank you for your diligence in maintaining your blog. My friend linked me to your site shortly after the ebay incident, and I've been reading your posts regularly since then. I don't have children so clearly I can't relate in many respects. But my friend thought I might enjoy your work anyway. And I do. I appreciate your seemingly natural talent (not that you do not work very very hard) at storytelling. Late at night when I have my "me time" (I know that must sound indulgent to you!), I enjoy reading your blog and tossing back a glass of wine..or two. With that, I blame the wine for what I'm about to say (typically I am the epitome of class and daintiness ;)). That sn**ch-wad of a woman who wrote unkind things to you needs a punch in the face. Some people confuse genres--read Flowers in the Attic as a manual rather than as fiction, for example. These misunderstandings we cannot control . Anyway, thank you for your writing, as well as for your parenting, because I'm tellin' you--if I had babies I might have that same picture up, but it would not be them waiting for their beloved siblings. It'd be them scanning the walls in search of an escape.
Nicole - August 28, 2008 at 2:44 AM
That is SO somthing my four-and-a-half year old would do....but hey, ont he bright side, your caulk job still looks great! :)
We start school today, and because I am a high school teacher, it's just really hitting me how much I feel guilty that I'm missing the first day for my second-grader. I know it's only five minutes of walking him to his room, and his Dad is perfectly capable, but it's gonna be rough. In a week, I'll be jumping for joy that I leave the house before anyone else is awake, but for today, I'm kinda misty.
~Laura - August 28, 2008 at 6:06 AM
- Sarah said...
We have girls who love to make "potions" in my house. Whatever they can find, and the foamier the better (i.e. daddy's shaving cream, hair mousse). What a pain but good laughs after.
- August 28, 2008 at 7:16 AM
- MaBunny said...
HAHAHA Dawn, thats pretty funny, and creative I might add. Nicole and one of her little friends when they were about 5 or so decided to do something similie speermenting on the bathroom floor. Only they added nailpolish to it for some insane reason. I heard them laughing and went in there and about had a heart attack.
There was water, soap ( body wash) and shampoo everywhere including them , with brightly polished toes to boot. I marched the naeighbor girl back home to her mother because she siad she wasnt' going to help clean it up - I told her she was as did her mom when she promptly marched her back home with me and we watched them clean it up for the most part with all my towels which I then had to wash..
Hope the kids had a great time in school and like their teachers - August 28, 2008 at 7:40 AM
The rare moments I get to just browse the net, I come here to see what's going on in your house. I am always encouraged to read your blog. Having just eleven of our sixteen kids home this year is going to be so much easier! In fact, my only preschooler is going to be gone every morning to his developmental preschool class (for occupational and speech therapy due to his being born blind in one eye and premature).
I will have the mornings everyday all to myself beginning next Tuesday!!!! Yippeee!!!
Hang in there girl. You will one day face liberation too.
Then we wonder what to do with ourselves! he he - August 28, 2008 at 8:18 AM
Clay looks big for his age - maybe you can fool the school into thinking he's old enough??? Hey, it's worth a shot!
I just read on a message board - salvation is the color of school bus yellow!! SO true! This all mkaes me recall the summer I went thru no fewer than *5* babysitters, 2 of whom left in tears! And I only had 3 kids.
from Sparkle - August 28, 2008 at 8:23 AM
hopefully, that soreness in your heel gets better in a day or 2, that is how it was for me last summer, the shot in my foot, would be really sore for a day, and I would wake up the next day with almost complete relief!
Sorry about the experiment mess!!! I think the little ones become more adventurous, as they try to emulate all the older kids. - August 28, 2008 at 8:43 AM
Too funny, my oldest went back to school on the 25th and everyday when we drop her off my 3 year old is excited and tehn as soon as we get home she sadly announces "theres nothin to dooooooo it's time to go get sierra" and the bathroom sink has become the bathtub for all her babies including the stuffed animals fun times---sasha
- August 28, 2008 at 8:57 AM
- Lyndsay said...
I had a cortisone injection in my foot about 3 months ago. The pain flared up after the injection for about 2 days, then it slowly got better and better.
Hope yours is feeling better today!!
PS - fun 'speriment' - mix cornstarch and water in a bowl. It makes the craziest "slime" - so long as you're handling it, it stays fairly firm but as soon as you stuff it oozes thru your fingers. And it's totally water soluable! - August 28, 2008 at 9:23 AM
I love that picture! How sweet!
I sent my youngest off to Kindergarten on Tuesday. He's the last one and I cried. None of the other parents were crying, but I had tears streaming. I've been with this child pretty much every waking moment for 6 years, with a few exceptions (but only for a few a long weekend getaway and back surgery). I actually wanted to bring him back home with me.
He loves it, though. Tuesday, I had to drag him out of bed, toss him in the shower just to wake him up. Today, the minute I stepped into his room and said his name, he was on his feet telling me he had to get his shower! He was more than ready to go back. LOL...Thanks kid. You could at least PRETEND that you are going to miss me. LOL...I think it was harder sending this one. Probably because I KNOW he's my last one. Now, he's no longer my baby. My older boys are 18 and 16 and then there is a 10 1/2 year gap. I was so young when the older two started school, it was almost a relief to send them. Plus, I worked an odd shift and cherished the time they were at school because I got much needed sleep during school hours. This time, I'm just lonely and bored. :( I miss my baby. I feel kind of like your little ones...waiting at the window...lol - August 28, 2008 at 10:01 AM
- Rosie : ) said...
We are breathessly waiting for our oldest five to go to school. They seem so bored!
As for the experiement, that is too funny! Kids love trying out things...Maybe you could get him a neat science kit for Christmas? :) - August 28, 2008 at 10:11 AM
- Rose Plummer said...
That is so cute! I very clearly remember experiments with soap shampoo toothpaste and anything else I could find. I was maybe 4 at the time. I had heard my mom talking about not mixing cleaners cause it would cause fumes. Me being me I wanted to see if I could make fumes. So I mixed everything I could find that was used to clean anything LOL
- August 28, 2008 at 10:11 AM
- Kristine said...
Sigh. Same problem here. The oldest at home during the day now is only a couple months older than your Savannah. Her "speriment" yesterday involved smearing a cube of butter on the table with our 1yo. What fun do we get today?
- August 28, 2008 at 10:35 AM
- Matchbox Mom said...
Love it!! I found my 23 month old splashing in the toilet the other day with my hubby's toothbrush! I could have freaked! And I would have left it in the sink that way too, but I had witnesses...hahaha!
- August 28, 2008 at 11:16 AM
- StampingJoan said...
Dawn I am soooo sorry your shot hurt and caused you more pain! Did they use the numbing spray? My POD is great and he hasn't hurt at all. Just a little sting when the needle first goes in, and then warmth from the cortizone. I would never hestiate to do it again if my PF ever comes back.
- August 28, 2008 at 11:20 AM
- Brenda said...
The last photo is so cute. All I can say is UGH about the res.
- August 28, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Try zapping those "gently used" toothbrushes in the microwave for one minute. It works with kitchen sponges, so why not toothbrushes, too?
You win the award for Patient Mom of the Year. I would not have been nearly so calm or kind, I'm afraid.
-Beth in MI - August 28, 2008 at 12:14 PM
- Wendee said...
Oh my! I have been so excited for school to start on Tuesday that I havent even thought about things like this happening! Way to ruin my back to school joy! lol j/k
- August 28, 2008 at 12:54 PM
- Valarie said...
I found my three year old conducting his own little speriment in our bathroom a couple days ago. It involved themirro and an entire bottle of suntan lotion!! It was a bummer to have to clean!
- August 28, 2008 at 2:32 PM
- Grandmother Goddess of the Garden said...
Dawn...thanks for stopping by my blog, your prayers, bringing smiles and laughter to my life, and your cyber-friendship! My youngest daughter's cats would line the driveway and wait for the school bus (not that I'm comparing your two little one's to cats) It is a great photo! So...what was the wambat?
Kendra - August 28, 2008 at 3:20 PM
My oldest started kindergarten yesterday and when he got home his brother put his backpack on and marched around the room. Then my 16mo old daughter brought a backpack that we keep a building set in over to me. I thought that she wanted to play but then realized that she wanted to get in on the action too. I took a picture of the two of them with backpacks marching around the playroom:)
- August 28, 2008 at 4:03 PM
- Elleah said...
Makes me glad my 10-month-old isn't walking yet!
- August 28, 2008 at 4:10 PM
- Karen said...
Sweet. I used to love my kids experiments. Sometimes I would give them a cup of baking soda and a cup of vinegar and a stool to reach the sink and let them play with it. I ended up with a really clean sink!
Hey, that gets me thinking that if you put them in bathing suits and into the tub with some baking soda and vinegar, they could really clean the tub! Geez, I wish my kids were still little when I have these great ideas. - August 28, 2008 at 7:14 PM
- Krysten said...
that's too funny, but it's pretty smart of him and it is learning in it's own way... can he go to preschool? he'd probably do well there..and you'd do well with him there =)
- August 28, 2008 at 7:34 PM
Dawn, I'm relatively new to reading your blog, but I was wondering. You talk about having at least one of your DC on a special no artificials/no preservatives diet. By chance, is it the Feingold diet, or do you just try to read labels? My DS, and our whole family, has been on FG for over 5 years now - it's done wonders for us. I was just curious.
- August 28, 2008 at 7:51 PM
You know Dawn, he does have a point... after all, both shampoo and toothpaste *are* bubbly! (no need to stir with toothbrushes though... heehee).
I check your blog regularly but I rarely post. I want to take the opportunity to say you are a wonderful mom and person and bring a smile (ok, a BIG LAUGH) to many around the world. Bless you (and your wonderful kids) for that.
And I also want to take the opportunity to say that the post with your drawings was one of the best things I EVER read in a blog. WONDERFUL. Both the pics and your comments afterwards!!!! Absolutely hilarious. Thanks so much for that laugh!!!
Keep them coming Dawn!! Cannot wait for your book to come out!!!
Magda - August 28, 2008 at 9:26 PM
- Stressed Out said...
I too had Plantar Fasciitis until I tore my plantar fascia running from my neighbor's house to my house while trying to get away from a skunk (sounds like a Dawn story!) 6 weeks in a cast later, I haven't had pain for 3 years. I could throw a skunk your way - wanna try??? It worked to me!
BTW- soooo jealous your kids are in school. Michigan passed a law a couple years ago that no public schools could start before labor day because too many businesses were losing their employees to go back to school just before the "big weekend"... so I have to wait until next Tuesday. (sob) And then I go back for my last semester starting Wednesday. One whole day to myself. In December I'll be done with my BSN (and my oldest will be 18 months behind me!)
Finally - the picture was too cute. If that was my kids in that pose, they'd be begging to go out - just one more time- at 11pm!! (the younger two are 9 and 11) Gotta get them back into the "school mode" of wakeup! - August 29, 2008 at 12:32 AM
Just be thankful their "speriment" wasn't nearly as eventful as my little sister's tended to be. For example:
Exhausted, I changed into my nightgown, and went to the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth before bed. Just as I lifted the capful of listerine to my lips, my sister (then 8) comes running into the bathroom shrieking at the top of her lungs.
"Don't use the mouthwash! I put bleach in it!"
When asked why she had thought putting bleach in the mouthwash would be ok, she was quoted as saying, "I was trying to make my teeth white. I didn't remember that bleach could kill you." - August 29, 2008 at 1:01 PM
- The Hayes Events said...
Oh my! This sounds like a typical day at my house with my 2 YEAR OLD! I found him on the sink in my bathroom, after having to search through every room in the house to find him cause he had shut every door. I went in to find in one hand my eye glasses and the other covered in hand soap. He had happily covered everything in site with the beautiful color and scent of my most recent Bath and Body Works purchase.
- August 29, 2008 at 5:39 PM


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He draws pretty girls like a sonuvabitch.
It's nice of him to explain some of how he does it too.
He's got some real common sense advice. No hippie teacher mumbo-jumbo.
I used 2 different editions of the same book, because some of the pages overlap. The older edition (the skinny pages) has slightly better printing, but the newer one shows more of the images.
Each edition has some art that the other doesn't so I included everything for you.
That's a funny caricature he does of his own butt.
I think this (below) is actually Walter Foster imitating Rasmusson's style. He does a pretty good job of it and added a nice wash ink rendering style .
Foster couldn't resist including his interpretation of his favorite Disney movies. The guy was pretty good at a lot of different things.
I like his Jiminy Man sketches.
Ok, back to Rasmusson:
Note how using hierarchy gives him control over his poses and clear staging. Line of action, negative shapes and good construction.
His comics are well above average in skill and technique, way beyond Archie and most teen comics - even for the time. I'm amazed I have never seen any in the funny papers. I wonder if Chris or Ger can dig some up.
Look at this stuff. Cartoon gold.
The inside cover shows some of the other cartoon books Foster published. Imagine if there were actual courses like this in school? I wish I could find that "How To Draw Funnies" book. Remember when cartoons were supposed to be funny?
Here is a nice double page spread from the later edition of " Modern Cartoon".
Swell, huh?


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Surface Tablet ads begin appearing, Microsoft gets fresh with urban art
Looks like Microsoft might be trying its hand at a viral advertising campaign in the lead up to the release of its Surface tablet. The advertising, in the form of hipster compatible urban art has been spotted in a couple of locations such as the one above in Brooklyn. The pseudo graffiti seems to continue with the imagery we first saw at the Surface reveal. The theme is of an elegant two-part diagram, depicting tablet with detachable keyboard.
The Surface device is going to be big news for Microsoft on a number of levels. Surface is not only going to be the first Microsoft designed computer, it will be the poster child for Windows 8. When we see the new OS advertised and demoed, we can be pretty certain it will be on a Surface tablet. We're expecting a marketing tsunami with the combined Windows 8 and Surface product launches.
Surface, getting Urban chic
The Surface announcement was some time ago, since then it has generated a veritable storm of rumour and speculation. The ARM devices seem to court the most controversy with cost being the focus for much of the debate. We are seeing rumors of pricing ranging from $199 to $499, the same price as an iPad. Hopefully in the coming weeks this should all become clear.
It doesn't end there, some of Microsoft's partners aren't happy to see the company commence production of its own computers. We also have general availability questions, performance and even anti-trust concerns all hovering around for attention too. How often do we see this kind of attention given to a Microsoft product?
The Surface has the potential to be a hugely important product for a number of reasons, but for many consumers it may simply provide an affordable and more functional alternative to the iPad. Microsoft's Surface product is a consumer-orientated device and so it is of no surprise to see these fun adverts appearing. We did see ads like these appearing before with the launch of Windows 7..
Windows 7 Adverts from back in the day - Windows not walls was my idea..
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- salt and pepper to taste
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- 1/4 cup almonds (toasted and chopped)
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Date: March 1, 2022
1. Introduction
Columbus Wrestling Club ("Company" or "We") respect your privacy and are committed to protecting it through our compliance with this policy.
This policy describes the types of information we may collect from you or that you may provide through our websites, applications, services and tools (our "Services") and our practices for collecting, using, maintaining, protecting and disclosing that information. Please remember that we provide many of our Services to sports organizations who have their own privacy practices, which may also govern your data in different ways.
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• Through our Services.
• In e-mail communications between you and our Services.
It does not apply to information collected by:
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• any third party, including through any application or content (including advertising) that may link to or be accessible from or on the Services
Please read this policy carefully to understand our policies and practices regarding your information and how we will treat it. If you do not agree with our policies and practices, your choice is not to use our Services. By accessing or using our Services, you agree to this privacy policy. This policy may change from time to time. Your continued use of our Services after we make changes is deemed to be acceptance of those changes, so please check the policy periodically for updates.
2. Information We Collect About You and How We Collect It
We collect several types of information from and about users of our Services.
A. Information we collect directly from users of our Services
We generally collect the following directly from users of our Services:
• Information that you provide by filling in forms on our Services. This includes information by which you may be personally identified, such as name, postal address, e-mail address, telephone number, or any other identifier by which you may be contacted online or offline.
• Information provided by a third party, such as a parent, coach, team manager. This includes profile information, such as your height, weight, photograph and other biographical or personal information.
• Records and copies of your correspondence (including e-mail addresses), if you contact us.
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As you navigate through and interact with our Services, we may automatically collect certain information about your equipment, browsing actions and patterns, including:
• Details of your visits to our Services, including traffic data, location data, logs and other communication data and the resources that you access and use on the Services.
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We do not track users over time and across third party websites to provide targeted advertising and therefore does not respond to Do Not Track (DNT) signals.
The information we collect automatically may include personal information or we may maintain it or associate it with personal information we collect in other ways or receive from third parties. It helps us to improve our Services and to deliver a better and more personalized service by enabling us to estimate our audience size and usage patterns:
We use cookies (or browser cookies) for automatic data collection. A cookie is a small file placed on the hard drive of your computer. You may refuse to accept browser cookies by activating the appropriate setting on your browser. However, if you select this setting you may be unable to access certain parts of our Services. Unless you have adjusted your browser setting so that it will refuse cookies, our system will issue cookies when you direct your browser to our Services.
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Some content or applications, including advertisements, on the Services are served by third-parties, including advertisers, ad networks and servers, content providers, and application providers. These third parties may use cookies alone or in conjunction with web beacons or other tracking technologies to collect information about you when you use our Services. The information they collect may be associated with your personal information or they may collect information, including personal information, about your online activities over time and across different websites and other online services. They may use this information to provide you with interest-based (behavioral) advertising or other targeted content.
We do not control these third parties' tracking technologies or how they may be used. If you have any questions about an advertisement, you should contact the responsible provider directly. For information about how you can opt out of receiving targeted advertising from many providers, see Choices About How We Use and Disclose Your Information.
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We use information that we collect about you or that you provide to us, including any personal information:
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• To carry out our obligations and enforce our rights arising from any contracts entered into between us and you, including for billing and collection.
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• To contractors, service providers and other third parties we use to support our business and who are bound by contractual obligations to keep personal information confidential and use it only for the purposes for which we disclose it to them.
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• Third parties with whom you interact on the Services. For example, when you make information available to a sports organization through the Services (e.g., by submitting the information via the organization's page), your personal information will be shared with that organization and with any third party with whom that organization also shares information (for example, if that organization's participation is sponsored by a professional team or league, the organization may share its members' personal information that that team sponsor). Each organization may customize the manner in which the organization collects, uses, and discloses personal information of users who submit information to the organization, either directly or through the Services. This policy does not apply to, and we cannot control the data collection and use practices of, these organizations. Please consult the respective privacy policies of such organization or contact them for more information.
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• To fulfill the purpose for which you provide it.
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• Disclosure of Your Information for Third-Party Advertising . If you do not want us to share your personal information with unaffiliated or non-agent third parties for promotional purposes, you can opt-out by sending us an email stating your request to firstname.lastname@example.com.
• Promotional Offers from the Company. If you do not wish to have your e-mail address or other contact information used by the Company to promote our own products or services, you can send us an e-mail stating your request to firstname.lastname@example.com. If we have sent you a promotional e-mail, you may unsubscribe from future e-mail distributions by clicking the appropriate link within the promotion e-mail.
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You can review and change your personal information by logging into the Services and visiting your account profile page. You may also send us an e-mail at email@example.com to request access to, correct or delete any personal information that you have provided to us. We may not accommodate a request to change information if we believe the change would violate any law or legal requirement or cause the information to be incorrect.
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It is our policy to post any changes we make to our privacy policy on this page. If we make material changes to how we treat our users' personal information, we may notify you by e-mail to the e-mail address specified in your account. The date the privacy policy was last revised is identified at the top of the page. You are responsible for ensuring we have an up-to-date active and deliverable e-mail address for you, and for periodically visiting our Services and this privacy policy to check for any changes.
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