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Since three years have passed I thought it might be cool to write up the entire experience of the Burger Beastmobile, even though it really only lasted a couple of months I still have folks emailing me to hire the Beastmobile for catering.
When I first mentioned that there was a Burger Beast Food Truck in the works it was part of the announcement for Street Food Fridays. Then, I didn't reveal any more info til Thursday, January 6th, 2011 when Thrillist revealed all the details. I also wrote about it on my blog for those who aren't subscribed to them.
The Burger Beastmobile name was actually coined by Frodnesor a few days later and I went back and changed any mention of the truck to the new name.
The idea for the truck started in early November of 2010 when David Garcia, the owner of La Camaronera & the Fish Box suggested it. He felt that if I spoke to Food Truck builder Food Cart USA, I could work out a deal for a Food Truck that would be mutually beneficial for both of us. I loved the idea but wasn't interested in cooking in a Food Truck much less running it. Also, the reality that it would be frowned upon by my readers weighed on me when figuring out what exactly to do. Then the idea for the revolving door of Chefs came to me so I decided it was a solid enough to pitch it to Food Cart USA.
Tania, the owner of Food Cart USA didn't even take a second to say yes. As part of our agreement I never owned the Burger Beastmobile, it was always property of Food Cart USA. It was stored at their facility down in Cutler Bay as a matter of fact. I did have 100% control of whatever it was used for since my logo was on it and I selected all the drinks that were to be sold on it too.
We finally settled on the idea that the serving and the front side of the truck would be "Burger Beast" while the driver's and back side would be "Food Cart USA", and that's exactly what happened. As the truck was being built I focused on making sure the wrap looked sharp but not too busy. I can't seem to find the original design sent to me but I remember it to have about 25 Burger Beast logos all over it. I didn't have photoshop so I was using Microsoft Paint to edit what they sent me. These three pictures document the final versions of the wrap, I settled on the last one.
The truth is once I announced the Burger Beastmobile, it received an overwhelmingly positive response but Burger Land's George Motz thought that I may have lost my mind.
The Beastmobile needed to be ready by January 7th, 2011 for the 1st Street Food Fridays event at Miami Herald. We didn't have the permit to cook on the truck yet, but we could vend out of it. And so the call went out to Fireman Derek who accepted the job of being the first of my favorites to sell out of my truck. He also had the horrible job of explaining to the hundreds of people who kept coming to the window that no Burgers were being sold today, only Pies. Looking back on it now, it's so ridiculous that we even did that.
Carlos Miller wrote a great story about the 1st Street Food Fridays that included pics and video entitled Food Trucks Swarm Downtown Miami
That same night we took the Beastmobile to the Tamiami Trucks Food Court with the same question being asked over and over, poor Derek. He did sell a bunch of Pies though.
On Wednesday, January 12, 2011, we fired up the Beastmobile flat top for the first time. The truck was parked in Kendall in Tania's driveway. I had people texting and tweeting that they had spotted it, very funny. Here are some pics from that night:
El Mago de las Fritas on the Burger Beastmobile
Totally Truckin' Thursdays
Date: Thursday, January 13th, 2011
Time: 6PM – 10PM
Location: 47th & Biscayne Blvd (behind the Publix)
El Mago de las Fritas on the Burger Beastmobile
Tamiami Truckers Food Court
Date: Friday, January 14th, 2011
Time: 6PM – 11PM
Location: 12795 SW 137 Ave Miami, FL 33186
The original plan was for El Mago de las Fritas to be on the Beastmobile at the new Miami Street Food Court on Biscayne but that ended up being delayed. Brian, the owner of Ms. Cheezious suggested we use the Totally Truckin' Thursdays' location and we did, so thanks to him for that. We also went out the following night to the Tamiami Trucks Food Court and that was madness.
The New Times' Lee Klein paid a visit to Totally Truckin Thursdays: Food Truck Round-Up
El Mago de las Frita's Flickr set from that night.
Quickie's Burgers & Wings on the Burger Beastmobile
Tamiami Truckers Food Court
Date: Friday, January 21st, 2011
Time: 6PM – 11PM
Location: 12795 SW 137 Ave Miami, FL 33186
When I arrived at Tamiami Trucks Food Court there was a line-up that wrapped around the lot and a few of the food trucks. It turns out that when I followed the line, at the end of it was the Beastmobile with Quickie's on board. Their chargrilled Burger brought all the boys to the yard and then some that night. They sold out by 8:30PM.
It was when Pincho Factory was on the Beastmobile that we realized my original plan for having all types of cuisine on the truck was not gonna work. To the public, the truck says Burger Beast and there better be Burgers on there. This was the first event at the now famous Lexus of Kendall.
Pincho Factory on the Burger Beastmobile
Tamiami Truckers Food Court
Date: Friday, January 28th, 2011
Time: 6PM – 11PM
Location: Lexus of Kendall – 13750 SW 136 Street Miami, FL 33186
Charm City Burger Company on the Burger Beastmobile
Miami Street Food Court on Biscayne
Date: Thursday, February 3rd, 2011
Time: 6PM – 10PM
Location: 81st & Biscayne Blvd
I think everyone couldn't wait for Charm City Burger Company to make an appearance on the Beastmobile in Miami. At the inaugural Miami Street Food Court on Biscayne, the dream became a reality. Everywhere I looked there was a Big Sloppy.
Also, check out Short Order's Biscayne Plaza's Street Food Court in Pictures
Shake Shack on the Burger Beastmobile
Street Food Fridays
Date: Friday, February 11th, 2011
Time: 11:30 AM – 2:30 PM
Location: Adrienne Arsht Center – 1300 Biscayne Blvd in Downtown Miami
We really thought Charm City would be the last restaurant on the truck. The Beastmobile, while a great idea, in theory, was a financial disaster for Food Cart USA and I. Don't get me wrong, it was a bunch of fun, but recouping the costs of the build-out was not likely to happen. Then the weirdest thing happened, Shake Shack and Chef Michael Schwartz emailed/called. I decided this was the way to go out.
Chef Michael Schwartz on the Burger Beastmobile
Wynwood Street Food Festival
Date: Saturday, February 12th, 2011
Time: 6:30PM – 11PM
Location: NW 22 Lane and NW 22 Street, Wynwood
Sakaya Kitchen Website: Chef Michael Schwartz on the Burger Beast Truck
Eater Miami: One Night Only!
The Genuine Kitchen: Trucking with the Beast and Trucking with the Beast Flickr Set
Right after the Wynwood Street Food Festival was over, the Beastmobile was purchased by Richard Hales, Chef & Owner of Sakaya Kitchen. It became the Sakaya Kitchen Food Truck.
So there you have it, the whole tale. It was fun to reminisce while typing it up so I hope you enjoyed it.


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A Tribute to The King
Starring Travis LeDoyt – The World's Best Young Elvis!
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Travis LeDoyt is fast becoming one of America's most convincing, jaw-dropping Elvis tribute acts to ever grace the stage. Travis flawlessly captures the essence of Elvis in his prime, specializing in the young 1954-1959 years. The reincarnation witnessed through his dynamic show is truly spectacular! For those who never saw the King in Concert, this is the next best thing.
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Google recently filed for patent protection for an interactive toy, such as a teddy bear. In response to the user's voice or movement, the device can adjust its gaze, or change its expression. In addition to its ability to interact with children, the toy may also be used to control media devices such as a TV, DVD, or the like.
The device, while initially aimed as an interactive children's toy has taken on the air of a creepy toy. The patent application was filed in 2012 when privacy issues were less of a concern. It has only recently been published. However since the device has the ability to record conversations and log activity, the privacy concerns are heightened, especially since the device is intended for children. There is a petition to request the application be withdrawn. Google noted that "some … ideas later mature into real products or services, some don't."
Given the length of the patent process what sometimes starts out like a good idea may not become one in the long run. Generally, good ideas are worth protecting. Protecting your ideas is critical to any organization. Having the right person to help you make that decision is important. The Law Office of Kathleen Lynch PLLC is designed to help businesses such as yours keep ahead of the game. The first telephone consultation is free. Email us at email@example.com.


text: Wausau Fire Department Honor Guard It all started with a group of loyal firefighters that would go above and beyond the call of duty to represent the Wausau Fire Department. Prior to this, if a need arose for a formal ceremony, a call would go out to those who had dress uniforms to assist in the event. Although the newly-formed Honor Guard was dedicated, the first year was not easy. Most of the members had little to no formal training in drill and ceremony. Fourteen members currently volunteer their time to practice marching drills and maneuvers that were taught initally by instructors of the Wisconsin State Honor Guard Team in a two-day academy. The Honor Guard will represent the Wausau Fire Department at funerals, memorial services and any other functions authorized/requested by the Chief of the department or his designee. Requests should be made through Fire Administration. Our goal is to represent all members of the Fire Department in the highest degree of professionalism, dedication, loyalty, honor, and dignity. We strive to honor firefighters in life, as well as death, and to exhibit the best possible image to the entire community. In addition to funerals and memorial services, the honor guard may be called upon to post colors, march in parades, social functions, fire victims' funerals, assist families during a time of need and stand guard at funeral homes. The Wausau Fire Department Honor Guard is funded primarily through donations. All honor guard members volunteer their time to attend all functions and meetings. "ETERNAL BROTHERS"


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I have had a change of heart. My old, cruel Capitalist ways have gotten me nowhere. I have now seen the glory of the Socialist dream! There is enough of everyone else's for all of us!
Little did I know that years ago when THE WIFE (The Comrade Who Must Be Obeyed) and I came up with Tater Tots for the Masses I was already harboring the Socialist dream deep in my red bosom. I mean, after all, the Tater Tots were for the Masses, not for me. I was distributing technical support drivel and pain like golden drops from the mouth of Lenin himself. (Vlad, not John.)
I accept my new role in life. I plan to redesign the site to take part in the glorious workers revolution.
I have a dream! A dream that one day we may all have equal amounts of Tater Tots!* We shall all live and work as one!
Yours in Glorious Socialism,
Comrade Tots
*Some amounts more equal than others. As has always been the worker's way.


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Good Camp Facilities Help Everyone Have a Great Time at LCT
The LCT directors and counselors work hard to ensure that every detail of the camp is well planned. This includes the camp facilities.
Stoney Creek Ranch
Stoney Creek Ranch, located in New Ulm, near Columbus, is a beautiful setting for enjoying the great outdoors. The facilities at Stoney Creek Ranch are excellent with climate-controlled cabins and lodging. Daily mass and the LCT talent show take place in a spacious hall. And Stoney Creek Ranch's Dining Hall offers wonderful country-style cooking that is sure to satisfy any hungry camper.


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Hi! My name is Kalie and I have been a hair and makeup artist for 10 years with About Face Design Team. You can see their website here: www.aboutfacedesignteam.com. I have also been a photographer for 6 years alongside my husband, Nick. Coming from both of those perspectives, I really want to share with you the importance of hiring a beauty PROFESSIONAL for your wedding day. Having photographed many weddings, I have seen brides hire inexperienced hair & makeup artists (most likely a friend!) and I've even seen brides try to do their hair & makeup themselves. I have seen everything from crazy fly-always, updos falling, to makeup running (eek!). You and your pictures will look SO much better if you hire a professional hair and makeup artist! Here are 5 reasons why you should:
1. Your Wedding Day Should Be Stress Free
The thing that I love the most about brides getting professionals to get them ready for their big day is that they can relax, trust and know that they are in good hands and don't have to worry about doing it themselves! Trusting your stylist is so important. Find someone that has a proven track record and great reviews! Most of the time beauty professionals go on-location so you don't have to run around from their salon to here and there, you can just hang out with the people you love at your venue or your hotel while getting beautified!
2. High Quality Makeup and Proper Application Photographs Perfectly
This is one of the most important pieces to your wedding day because your memories will last a lifetime. Did you know that if you use moisturizer with SPF in it under your makeup that when that flash goes off at your reception your face will look white? AH! Your beauty professional will know the exact right products to use on you that look best on you and that photograph properly on your special day. Experienced makeup artists will create your look using contouring and hilighting techniques to best enhance your face and features. If you use a makeup artist that is not experienced, or your makeup and hair is applied and styled improperly, you'll appear flat and in some bad cases that I've seen - orange! Lastly, you don't want to appear shiny, over, or underdone. Perfection is the key. You are perfect, right?
3. High Quality Products and Techniques Last
We all know that the very anticipated day to marry the love of your life can be a little emotional! With that comes tears and with that... running makeup. But it doesn't have to be that way! Airbrush makeup does not leave tear tread-marks. It's incredible and a MUST for your wedding day! Even more important are the primers that are used underneath your foundation and eye makeup. Same thing goes with hair products and quality hair styling. Using high quality anti-humidity working and finishing sprays make all the difference in the world, as well as proper and secure pinning techniques that hold your style all day long! You should also never have any bobby pins showing. That is a real good sign of quality hair styling. AND who wants to see bobby pins in your hair when you have a gorgeous headpiece or veil to show off!?
4. A Trained Professional Knows What Looks Best For You
Your beauty professional has been very well trained and has beautified hundreds of faces. They have studied what hairstyles look best for specific face shapes. Hair stylists have an in-depth knowledge of different hair types and tendencies, and know what products will work best with your hair. If you want to really highlight your eyes for your big day, your makeup artist can use special makeup techniques to make that happen without caking on the product. All in all, a professional's knowledge is priceless to you when your beauty is being captured all day.
5. Having A Bridal Party That Matches Your Quality Look Leaves No Distractions
Have you ever been to a wedding where that one bridesmaid realllly loves makeup and totally stands out from the rest!? Or a bridesmaid uses colors for her makeup that totally clash with the colors of the wedding? It is really important for your bridal party to look good too! Less distractions and your pictures will look better. Why not treat your ladies to luxurious beauty!? Nothing is more memorable than sitting back together in a bridal suite, sipping champagne, laughing and letting the professionals make you look and feel beautiful.
This decision for your wedding day, to me, is PRICELESS! Don't decide to do it yourself or hire someone who isn't experienced just to save a few bucks. You are worth it! Your memories are forever!


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Veteran Producer Masao Maruyama to Appear at Otakon 2013
Baltimore, MD (January 17, 2013) – Otakon welcomes back to our 20th celebration award-winning producer Masao Maruyama, a longtime friend of the convention. This will be Maruyama's eleventh appearance at Otakon, making him our most frequent guest. Maruyama is also the first guest to be named an honorary staff member.
The founder and former creative director of Madhouse Studios, Masao Maruyama has had a hand in the Japanese animation industry for forty years. Maruyama was born in 1941 in the Miyagi Prefecture. After graduation from Hosei University, he went to work for Mushi Production. He later went on to help produce Unico, based on a story by Osamu Tezuka, of Astro Boy fame. In 1972, Maruyama had a direct hand in the establishment of the burgeoning new animation studio Madhouse and led the team as a creative producer for many years.
Over the next three decades, Maruyama would oversee countless television, OAV, and theatrical releases, all noted for a high level of production quality. He would also develop a reputation for finding and nurturing talented directors; under his guidance, talents like Satoshi Kon and Atsuko Ishizuka have flourished. Maruyama has also engaged with overseas partners quite often, working with the Wachowskis on the Animatrix project, and overseeing anime takes on classic American comic book characters.
In 2011, Maruyama left Madhouse and formed MAPPA (Maruyama Animation Produce Project Association). MAPPA allows him greater creative freedom to pursue projects that may be less obviously commercial. The studio's first major project was the critically acclaimed Kids on the Slope, which reunited many of the creative team behind Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo. He continues to consult with Madhouse on various projects.
Maruyama's list of credits has produced an amazing library of animation including Barefoot Gen, Dagger of Kamui, Record of Lodoss War, Vampire Hunter D, Ninja Scroll, Card Captor Sakura, Trigun, Perfect Blue, X, Boogiepop Phantom, Chobits, PitaTen, Abenobashi Maho Shotengai, Gungrave, Gunslinger Girl, Black Lagoon, Kiba, Nana, Tokyo Tribe 2, Beck, Monster, Highlander: Search for Vengeance, Devil May Cry, Death Note, RAINBOW and Red Line.
Maruyama has also overseen production of critically acclaimed films such as Paprika, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, and Summer Wars.
Otakon 2013 will be held August 9-11 at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, MD.
ABOUT OTAKON AND OTAKORP, INC.: Now entering its twentieth year, Otakon is an annual celebration of Japanese and East Asian popular culture, and also one of the largest gatherings of fans in the United States. Otakon celebrates popular culture as a gateway to deeper understanding of Asian culture, and has grown along with the enthusiasm for anime, manga, video games, and music from the Far East. Since 1999, Otakon has been held in Baltimore, Maryland; currently, Otakon is one of Baltimore's few large, city-wide events, drawing over 32,000 people for three days each year (for a paid attendance of over 90,000 turnstile attendees). Otakon is a membership based convention sponsored by Otakorp, Inc., a Pennsylvania-based, 501(c)3 educational non-profit whose mission is to promote the appreciation of Asian culture, primarily through its media and entertainment. Otakorp, Inc. is directed by an all-volunteer, unpaid staff – we are run by fans, for fans.
For more information about Otakorp, Inc., see http://www.otakon.com/otakorp/index.asp
For more information and the latest news on Otakon 2013, see http://www.otakon.com/


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Roo has a cut in webbing between toes — need vet advice/
First of all, it's a testament to the robust engineering of dog paws that Roo has any paws left at all, considering the amount of exercise she gets and the ferocity with which she digs. I only remember one other time she had a wound, and that was when she was cut in Mexico.
The night before last, she was licking her right forepaw. I couldn't see anything wrong, other than the fur between her toes being a bit on the sticky side. I snipped everything out and still couldn't see anything. It kept bothering her—barely: she only occasionally licks it, and she doesn't show any indication of soreness when walking or when I handle the paw. But because of her history with lick granulitis (the big holes she had from licking through her skin before I fostered her), and the trouble she used to have with hot spots, I'm careful about not letting her lick herself to the point where she injures herself.
This cut is only about three millimeters long. It's right at the center of the webbing between two toes. All the hair is snipped of and I'm keeping Neosporin on it, but I'm worried that any weight on the paw will stretch it and keep it from healing. I tried putting a sticky bandage on it to keep the toes from spreading, but that endured about two minutes of walking.
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12 more Muscogee County schools to offer free meals to every student
Twelve more Columbus schools will offer free meals to every student.
The Muscogee County School District, which starts its 2016-17 school year Monday, has expanded participation in a federal program that allows all students in qualified schools to eat breakfast and lunch at no charge, the district announced in a news release. The number of MCSD schools in the Community Eligibility Provision has increased from 26 last school year to 38 this school year.
These 12 MCSD schools will start offering free meals to every student: Allen, Gentian, Reese Road, River Road, Waddell and Wynnton elementary schools; Arnold, Double Churches, Fort and Richards middle schools; Early College and Hardaway high schools.
These 26 MCSD schools will continue offering free meals to every student: Brewer, Davis, Dawson, Dimon, Dorothy Height, Downtown, Forrest Road, Fox, Georgetown, Hannan, Johnson, Key, Lonnie Jackson, Martin Luther King Jr., Rigdon Road, South Columbus, St. Marys Road and Wesley Heights elementary schools; Baker, East Columbus, Eddy and Rothschild middle schools; Carver, Jordan, Kendrick and Spencer high schools.
These 15 MCSD schools don't meet the criteria so they won't offer free meals to every student: Blanchard, Britt David, Clubview, Double Churches, Eagle Ridge, Mathews, Midland and North Columbus elementary schools; Aaron Cohn, Blackmon Road, Midland and Veterans Memorial middle schools; Columbus, Northside and Shaw high schools. But students at those schools may qualify individually for free or reduced-priced meals if their parents or guardians apply.
CEP is part of the federal Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010. To qualify, a school must have at least 40 percent of its students meet one of the following criteria as of April 1: be a recipient of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program or Temporary Assistance for Needy Families; or be a homeless or foster child. Another way to qualify is to meet that threshold of 40 percent as a group of schools or an entire district.
Mark Rice: 706-576-6272, @markricele
Here is how the Muscogee County School District grouped the schools to qualify for the Community Eligibility Provision, listed with their percentage of students who meet one of the following criteria as of April 1: be a recipient of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program or Temporary Assistance for Needy Families; or be a homeless or foster child.
Group A
Dorothy Height Elementary School – 89.71%
Fort Middle School – 62.04%
Brewer Elementary School – 86.16%
Early College Academy – 72.84%
Wynnton Arts Academy – 60.5%
Double Churches Middle School – 47.69%
Rigdon Road Elementary School – 73.82%
St. Mary's Road Elementary School – 71.64%
Hardaway High School – 36.67% (Hardaway was added because it was a Title I school and by grouping it with these other schools it meets the qualifying threshold.)
Group B
Carver High School – 65.48%
Forrest Road Elementary School – 69.85%
Gentian Elementary School – 58.57%
River Road Elementary School – 55.06%
Martin Luther King, Jr. Elementary School – 87.34%
Arnold Middle School – 42.9%
Allen Elementary School – 49.27%
Baker Middle School – 81.82%
Richards Middle School – 46.71%
South Columbus Elementary School – 82.23%
Group C
J. D. Davis Elementary School – 88.65%
Reese Road Elementary School – 43.57%
Spencer High School – 59.67%
Waddell Elementary School – 63.77%
Johnson Elementary School – 69.04%
Georgetown Elementary School – 69.62%
Dawson Elementary School – 74.01%
Kendrick High School – 55.57%
East Columbus Magnet Academy – 57.78%
Downtown Elementary Magnet Academy – 71.93%
Wesley Heights Elementary School – 71.36%
Group D
Fox Elementary School – 83.56%
Key Elementary School – 80.7%
Eddy Middle School – 81.18%
Lonnie Jackson Academy – 72.95%
Jordan High School – 60.34%
Dimon Elementary School – 59.5%
Hannan Elementary Magnet Academy – 58.65%
Rothschild Leadership Academy – 76.69%
Source: Muscogee County School District


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Our weekends have taken on a new look since I have begun working on Saturdays. This has been quite the adjustment, and I am not going to lie, it has been pretty tough at times. But one thing Ben and I are trying really hard to do is to be intentional with the little time we have together on the weekends. This past weekend was awesome, yes I had to work from 6am-3pm...but we had the best time together Saturday and Sunday. Here are some snapshots from our weekend!
ONE. coffee straight from a french press with Ben. Mornings are my favorite, and that has been a big adjustment to leaving before Ben most mornings. So times that we can enjoy slow cups of coffee while cuddling under a blanket are cherished much more these days.
TWO. date nights in Columbus. Hobby Lobby just had its grand opening in Columbus, which is about 30 miles away, so we drove over and wandered through the store for an hour. We brainstormed projects and crafts, and future home decor...it was so much fun. We also spent some time in a book store, and I just swooned over these cookbooks. The recipes inside were gorgeous, and so simple with great ingredients. Pretty sure I have decided to start collecting cookbooks.
THREE. starbucks. We just recently got a Starbucks in Starkville, so it is still brand new, and makes Ben and I feel like we are out of town when we step inside to get a treat. It was the perfect way to kick off our date night.
FOUR. fresh street bread. I love baking homemade bread, and I get giddy every single time I remove the dutch oven lid to such a beautiful sight. Bread is pretty magical don't you think?
FIVE. notes from a blue bike. This is the book that my Influence Network small group is reading, and I am loving it. It has had me rethinking how fast we live, and what we put in our bodies. Living with more intention, and trying to rid ourselves of the American fast-paced culture is going to be hard, but sweet I believe.
SIX. piper. Doesn't she look like a little angel? Weekends with a pup are the best, and this little girl is just the cutest.
How was your weekend?
It feels good to give grace - love this so much.
Shortbread Cookies - totally craving these little guys!
Are you ready to stay married? - great thoughts on marriage after the big wedding!


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Man, this decade has been awesome. I'll really miss it.
Just like some kids go nostalgic for the 1990's, I know I'm gonna miss the 2000's. It may not have been the best year, or the most memorable, but that's what I love about it.
But then again, who am I to say? I'm only 12, turning 13 in February. This decade is the only decade I know.
What will next year bring? What will the next decade bring?
Anyways, if I don't die in some sort of weird outragous scenario in the back of an alley tonight, I'd like to say,
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Goodbye, 2009. In fact, goodbye to this decade, too.
Man, this decade has been awesome. I'll really miss it.
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
It's the Eve of Christmas Eve.
I don't really know what to say. I've rewritten this post over and over again, deleted it over and over again, and realized that my Eve of Christmas Eve post shouldn't be something we'd probably all expect in the first place-let's forget the cheesy Christmas poems that I'll probably just forward to you all sooner or later, and we all know that I love you guys, and we all know that I'm sorry for not updating a lot.
I'm a totally different person than I was in the beginning of this year. Well, maybe not totally-I'm still that hyper, lovable dork I was then today. :D But I know I've changed. I want to know that I'll be a different person by the end of next year, too-good, bad, wherever He takes me. The events that will change that, however, are what I'm wondering of.
New Years Resolutions? I don't know mine yet.
Tell me yours. ;P
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Friday, December 18, 2009
Some sort of RPG xD
1. You're walking across a fast food restaurant, when the mascot, some sort of large, yellow duck fish thing, tries to mug you. You-
A) Let him mug you. Go to 2)
B) You grab a nearby child and swing him around and around, knocking the yellow duck out. Go to 3)
2. You let him mug you. The duck blindly runs off into the street and gets hit by a bus. You seem unfazed, but soon an employee of the restaurant bursts out the door and looks at you accusingly and shocked. You:
A) Cry loudly and exclaim you didn't do it. Go to 4)
B) You look at him coldly before walking away. Go to 5)
3. You run away blindly in fear, before getting randomly hit by a bus. EPIC PHAIL
4. The employee doesn't believe you, and threatens to call the cops. You:
A) Repeatedly exclaim that you didn't do it, hoping to scare him off. Go to 6)
B) Tackle him. Go to 7)
5. He tackles you and grabs your neck. You can tell that he is about to make you bite the curb. You:
A) Push him off into the street. (8)
B) Let him. (9)
6. He becomes frightened and runs blindly in the street. A truck selling cream cheese hits him, and he dies. The cream cheese truck turns blindly to you. You:
A) Get out of the way. (10)
B) Do an Edward Cullen and push the truck away with your bare hands. (11)
7. He throws you off and runs off. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL
8. He gets hit by a bus. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JERK. EPIC PHAIL.
9. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! EPIC PHAIL.
10. You survive. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL
11. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! Edward Cullen doesn't exist, you silly goose!!! EPIC PHAIL.
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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Randomness from the dark hole in my skull :D
Little Miss was her name. Little Miss was little.
Little Miss was pretty. Petite, golden locks, blue eyes, and feminine curves.
Little Miss was talented. Little Miss could sing and dance and play sports and had straight A's.
Nobody liked Little Miss. Little Miss was too perfect.
Little Miss was probably snobby.
Little Miss probably thought she was better than everyone.
Little Miss was probably spoiled and rich.
Little Miss probably slept with your boyfriend.
Little Miss probably slept with your teacher.
Little Miss has no friends.
Little Miss was on her early morning jog.
Men grabbed Little Miss.
Men offered Little Miss money for a night.
Little Miss screamed no.
People heard Little Miss.
Nobody liked Little Miss.
The men took Little Miss.
The men did not pay Little Miss.
Nobody liked Little Miss.
Little Miss went to school.
The men attended Little Miss' school.
They told everyone that Little Miss begged them.
That Little Miss wanted it.
That Little Miss craved it.
Nobody liked Little Miss.
Little Miss graduated.
Little Miss applied for a job.
Nobody liked Little Miss.
Little Miss was too much of a slut.
Little Miss was too pretty to be smart.
Little Miss was too normal.
Little Miss cried all the way home.
Men grabbed Little Miss.
Nobody liked Little Miss.
She was too perfect.
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Saturday, November 28, 2009
Lots of things have happened.
And by a lot, I mean a cupcake load of A LOT.
Like, my School Spelling Bee. I was second place. >.< (I lost on 'aquiescent'...grrr! >:O)
So much I don't know where to begin. :/ So I won't, even though I can just look through my emails and copy & paste everything that has happened in my life.
I'm lazy. xD I'm a procrastinator.
Guys, email me, it's a lot quicker. And I go on more often there. :]
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Middle school is alright. It could be better, but I guess it's ok. Sure, I might be a B Student, but this is my schedule:
- Advanced World History
- Intro to Advanced Algebra
- Advanced P.E.
- ELECTIVE: Art
- Biology
- Advanced English
Anyways, I can't really say much without worrying if anyone I don't want to read this...read this.
I think I'm going to become an asexual. Love is overrated. Not all girls love love. I've been single my whole life and have been doing fine. (ish) I don't NEED love.
Love is old. Overrated. You don't NEED it. Or at least, I don't need it.
Or want it. Whatever. It's complicated, and for what? A hug? A kiss?
I don't need it.
Anyways, besides my empty love life, my life has been going...blah. Life is dull.
I've never been to Forever 21. H&M. Can't. It's not that I'm so busy, but my parents.
I live far away from my school. In the hills. Places I want to go-to the mall with my friends, watch a movie with a bud-I've never done that.
Last year, my dad told me to wait until 13. Apparently I'm going to be kidnapped in a movie theatre.
This year, my parents' schedules are packed. Even if I was 13, I can't go anywhere. I need a ride. They're not home.
So this is why most of my life consists of me bored at home, doing absolutely nothing at all.
We go to parties to people I don't know. While they're partying and chatting with their friends I'm bored and alone.
Or we go to my little brother's best friend's house. I hate going there, but they tell me that I'm selfish.
I can't tell my parents to quit their jobs so I can hang out with my friends. I just wanted to be...trusted a little bit, you know?
It's just not fair.
But I've never been to a friend from my school's house unless we absolutely HAVE to, or it's a party. Never just to hang out.
If my parents don't know them, they won't let me.
I hate Santa Claus. I want to know that someone will still care about me enough to give me a present, not caring if I was bad or not.
But I'll try to be good, because this year, I want something-a social life.
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Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
If there's anything I really should be thankful for, is that I have you guys as my friends!!!!
I'm soooowwwwy I haven't been on lately. :(
Lots of things have happened.
Maybe I'll tell you next post!!!!
Have you forgotten about meeeeh? D:
Also, if you can, email me! It's much easier for me than to log on to Blogger. ^^"
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Friday, November 6, 2009
I don't wanna push it, I don't wanna fight, but this feeling keeps me up all night
I hate hormones.
No no no-I LOVE hormones.
No...I hate it.
You know what, you know what, it just SUCKS. OK?
And that crap about how 12 year olds are too young to do anything sucks, too.
So there!
That is all.
And...and if you know the title of this song, you'll agree with me!
DON'T FIGHT IT! (Fight WHAT?!?!?)
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
But tramps like us, baby we were born to run.
~The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide~
So...HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!
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Friday, October 30, 2009
Dibsy? Who's that? Oh, no one special. She died a long time ago for being stupid.
Hullo. I've been bloggy dead for about two weeks, and seriously...I've missed you guys!!! :(
Crap...I've been so behind...ugghhgghghghghghghhhhhhhhh!!! >.<
-hugs- :(
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
My longest first post that actually lives up to the blog's name :]
My blog is called the Utmost Uncensored Life of Dibsy. LIFE. :] So this post will actually be the longest, and possibly FIRST post that actually lives up to its duty.
Heeeereeeee weeeee goooo!!!
Oct. 5
I hate middle school. I miss the nice teachers, my straight 4's, my knowing of people and them vice versa.
I finally met Jose, and not the Filipino Jose or the black Jose (I think? Maybe he's just tan) Bianca used to like. (Bianca is one of my new friends) Mexican Jose, the one from myspace, brother of Mexican Luis, not Salvadoran Luis. Jose and Luis.
Anyways, he seems really nice, even in real life. Like when Filipino Jose scared me, making me drop my pencils, he bent down and helped pick them up. I'm worried that when I said, "You're a butt, Jose" he thought I was calling him that, even though I was talking to Filipino Jose.
FROM NOW ON!!! Mexican Jose is MJ, Filipino Jose is FJ, and black Jose is BJ. I have now made my life easier. (And then I drew a picture of FJ and an arrow pointing to his hair saying he had a bad haircut)
UGH. I hate writing like this. I miss my computer.
OH! Podcasting club today. Jason is treasurer. I didn't vote for him, I voted for Mario, but I don't care because I love Jason more than Mario anyways.
Oct. 7.
Bianca says BJ is actually a Mexican. So I have MJ and MJ and FJ. And FJ doesn't wanna be called FJ. (I drew a picture of him with a thumbs down and a sign saying JOSE PECZON DOES NOT APPROVE) I'd call him JP, but there's already a JP here. (And, you know...) I'd also call MJ JR, for Jose Ruiz, but I know too many JR's already.
It seems everyone is working to make my life difficult.
I won a cookie from Subway. I found it on a mint container. It expires 10/18. Of course, my mo will not drive me to Subway. What if I'm the one millionth winner and obtain $1000? This is my mother's fault.
MJ2 (originally BJ) lets me hug him. Bianca says I'm the only one she's seen him hug, and that it's sort of an accomplishment. I feel special.
Jason wrote Jason XOXO on my binder with my pencil. He drew a big heart around his name and a funny little person, and told Lucha that I liked him, and we started laughing. I wish I did. I know he means nothing by it but it still seems strange and sweet at the same time. Oh vells. Yay.
Ryan still looks like he wears eyeliner and like he's on something. He's probably overdosing on caffeine, he's always vibrating and sleeping. HM. I think he'd be VERY VERY VERY pretty as a girl. Hmmm... (draws picture of Ryan, Ryan trembling, and Ryan as a girl)
Journalism tomorrow. I doubt my appearance. :(
(fast forward, but still on the same page)
Oct. 9
Chastine Insigne wants me to draw her. (insert picture of Chastine here) <----there
Oct. 8
MJ2 turns out to be a MexiAsian. Strange, he doesn't look it. But now I can call him teh MexiAsian...
I am, once again, thoroughly depressed and suicidal, as once again, I got a crap grade. On my journal (apparently I'm not organized enough) and my flow map (F, but I hardly even use flow maps)
I HATE MIDDLE SCHOOL. I miss Steppy D. Yvette. Leah. Julia. Urbandictionary and fmylife.com, even. Shugofa. Levi. EVERYONE.
ALSO! FJ/JP/Peczon is absent today. HUM. Though Narek Kesishyan (or something) and Yra are finally here. Narek has nice eyes when he takes off his glasses, I want them. They're big and brown and he has long eyelashes. It's a weird contrast with his moustache, though it suits his shortness. (draws Narek)
Carmen, or Karmen, but probably Carmen, from my art class and who's in sixth grade, thinks me and Jason are related. Or that we like each other. I'm not into incest.
Oct. 9
I have actually brought this to school. Now I'm imagining myself as that girl from the Princess Diaries, Mia or something. Even though I do not have a Michael in my life, though I do have a JP, but I don't think he's some user who smelled like dry cleaner fluid. I have not seen him use people like tissues yet, and he smells like baby powder, even though he doesn't anymore. (What happened?)
I got an F on my math test. Jason corrected it. 15.5 out of 34...! The only one who got an F... (Jason got a D) Lucha and Jason tried to comfort me, but it just made me more sad.
Anyways, I cried and I sobbed HARD all the way to P.E. Levi did not help, he gathered everyone around and was all like, "Everyone, say goodbye to Toby." (Because I told Lucha and Jason that my parents were thinking of transferring me to an easier school if I kept getting bad grades)
I do not know how he already knew what I said, but I think Jason told him in the locker rooms, which I thought was weird because I always imagined boys in the locker room changing as fast as they can before leaving.
Well, now I know. MY expression was all wrinkled and scrunched up and wet and sweaty and salty with tears of depression and misery, and Levi did not help!!!!! >:(
Anyways, Jason told him that that was mean, and he was just going to make me cry more, which I was VERY thankful for. By the time I had to do my curl ups test in PE, I had pretty much calmed down and wasn't crying anymore. I passed, 21 curl ups. (21 curl ups was when they stopped the radio)
Art was pretty boring, as all we did was make bookmarks for Drug Free Is The KEy. I wish they didn't place the keys there already, because it was very hard to work with them, especially the one where the key took the place.
It limited my creativity. Carmen was in a bad mood, too, so we didn't get to talk much, either.
Science was pretty boring, also. We have a test AND a prompt on Monday. I pray to God-PLEASE LET ME START GETTING GOOD GRADES!!! Amen. v.v
Adv. Eng. was sort of amusin, even though PecPec (Jose Peczon) was absent again. I suspect murder and foul play, but most of all I suspect Chastine. (It's obvious she thinks he's annoying...)
Mrs. Mazur wanted to know why I didn't show up for Journalism, because I was the only one with an idea.
I let Yra write in here, simply because the things I write here are secrets, and they're not really secrets, they're just my life. And I miss Steph D, who's always reading about my life.
But she didn't, and I'm disappointed. :/
Then I walked to Delia's house (my x neighbor) with Nobo and Jazmin and such. Sammy dyed her hair, now it's purplish.
I loitered there for a while before going back to Cerritos (:D) where I was hit with nostalgia, where I was reunited with that fact that I really miss being in elementary school. (Crystal Maravilla was there for a little while too for her nephew)
I loitered there for a while, too, before seeing Jappu. (JP) He and Jessica were selling chocolate. I bought a caramel from Jessica)
Then slowly, everyone else started to come, too-Nobo, Sammy, Chris G. James Sais, I was talking with them until I turned around and I saw...CARLOS!!!
I screamed and hugged him really, really hard. :D (As in hug, threw myself up, he's tall now)
Anyways, I had to leave soon, and then my dad came, and I told him about my F, I cried and I screamed a lot, and the rest of the day consisted of my studying, though me and my brother and my dad played table tennis at Highland Park and ate from Jolibee.
I rate this day a 7 out of 10... :)
Jose is soooosooooo nice!!! (MJ) :D Here's our convo while we were standing in line:
"What do you have after this?" -Jose
"Ummm...life science. :D" Me
"Oh...is it advanced?" -J
"Um...no...I don't think so..." -M
"Oh, cuz you're really smart..." -J
And that made me really smile, inside and out. I wish I could have said more than a simple, "Thanks." :)
We had school on Friday even though it was Columbus Day. >.> I guess people decided to stop and think,
"Oh, what did Columbus do, anyways?"
"Oh, he discovered America."
"Didn't people already know America? Didn't the Indians knew where they lived? Didn't Columbus capture Indians and brought them back to Europe, like souvenirs?"
"That's right-COLUMBUS DIDN'T DO SHI-"
Excuse me. V.V
And believe me, this week is much more interesting than the last!!! :o Because...ummm...WE'RE REINTRODUCING A FAMILIAR CHARACTER, OF WHOM YOU HAVE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN AND THINK IS NO LONGER A PART OF MY LIFE!!! (Wowz, it's like I'm writing a story...)
Oct. 12
WHEW! Busy, busy day today. First off, Mrs. Van Fleet (Mrs. VF) assigned us all Unit Covers for Islam, and I don't have a printer (you have to print the unit cover) so I stayed most of my snack giving birth to/printing my cover.
Then, I realized I forgot my PE clothes, so I had to run a mile in my regular clothing. Skinny jeans were not made to run with. My time was low-low-low-12:13. Sigh...
I had art next. Because I planned to go to the Spelling Bee (middle school spelling bee, I'm planning on dominating it again this year :D) at lunch, which was the same time I was to go to ABCD (this drug prevention club) I asked for the application in advance (you go to a drug prevention camp thing and make an animation with an animation studio about drug prevention) I probably missed some things, but I think it was worth it.
Spelling bee. I checked room 4202 (where it supposedy was) in advance so I wouldn't get lost. The door was closed and no one was there. "Strange," I thought.
Then I went to the lunch area and started asking people if they were going to the Spelling Bee. I didn't want to go alone. :(
I asked James Capistrano (Jamz/ Peanut Butter /Cappuchino) if he was going, and he said no, though he told me I should ask JP. (whom I call Jappu, because I love nicknames) Jappu didn't know there was a spelling bee thing today, but he agreed, anyways.
We ran to 4202 and by that time I was sweating and breathing heavily. Still, the door was closed and no one was there. "?" was my thought.
Then this teacher, who's room was next to 4202, asked us what we wanted, and I said we were waiting for the Spelling Bee thing.
She told us it was actually in room 3202, 4202 was the room of my podcasting club, which is afterschool.
Jappu laughed at me, and I felt stupid. Cry... (insert sketch of my sulking and Jappu laughing at me with his pizza, because I got him out of lunch while he was eating)
So we ran to 3202, which luckily, Jappu knew.
As we came in, it turns out a few people were already there, and the teacher was this guy named Mr. Watkins.
He seemed pretty straight-forward, saying things like, "If you're not a natural speller, you might as well leave." and other things that miffed me.
When we came in, he asked us what teacher suggested us to come into the Spelling Bee. Jappu and I freeze. WAS a teacher supposed to suggest us? I thought frantically.
"Um...no..." I murmur, my head down.
"Oh, so you came all by yourself then. Go take a seat. You're late." I felt relieved, and me and Jappu sat next to each other. I noticed that everyone else had papers, and we did not, and Mr. W didn't give us it.
He was, as I said, straight forward. He said we'd be in teams of 4, and only the top 4 would compete in the District. (Erg. I hate teams. What if one of us get it wrong? Then we all lose!) Then he started throwing words at us to spell.
"C-U-B-I-C-L-E." JP spells.
Mr. W doesn't seem impressed. But here's thing thing-
everyone else got it wrong!!! It was weird...but then, it was my turn...
"Hm?" I leaned forward.
"Ohhhh. I-M-P-E-R-A-T-I-V-E."
"...that's correct." NOW he seems impressed
Then the whole class seemed silent, and everyone was looking at me. What? I think. It's not a big deal...but I guess, if everyone else gets it wrong except for me and Jappu it is, but Jappu got it right and everyone was all like blah...
From then on, whenever someone spelled something wrong, the teacher threw the word at me. And let me tell you-I had to spell a lot of words. >.< style="text-decoration: underline; font-style: italic;">2????"
'What about JP'? I think. Both me and Jappu realized then-he didn't notice.
WTF???? JP whispered to me. I agreed.
Then this eighth grader, coming from ABCD (Ha! He's LATE! And I'M not, because I thought ahead!!!) got them right, too.
"Only 3???? These are easy words, people, easy words. The rest of you guys might as well QUIT."
WTF???????????????????????????? JP's reaction had not changed, because he got the word right and the teacher!!!! did not acknowledge it. >.< style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1255798052_6">Spelling Bee Words List, the paper everyone else got except us. I made sure to say my thanks to JP, of course. (The list was the exact ones we got in the District!!!)
After everyone left, I lingered.
"So, it's every Monday, lunch?"
I turned around to leave before stopping to add something.
"Oh! Um, it was four people."
"Excuse me?"
"4 people spelled it right. The guy next to me..." I gestured to JP's seat. "He got it right. Cubicle."
"Oh. And his name..."
"JP. John Paul. 7th Grade. We were...we were both at the GUSD District Spelling Bee thing. So..."
"OK...I'll be looking out for him too, I guess."
"Thank you." I turned around and left.
I may not like JP anymore, but that doesn't stop me from doing my random acts of kindness. :D It's like my giving random people cookies, except this time, I actually owed JP...I mean, he said it himself as were walking to 3202, "I don't feel like spelling in front of thousands of people..."
Podcasting. In other words, filming. At 4202, Mr. Wolcott. A jolly, balding man with cherub feautures.
We were to rarely have meetings, but we had one today to get in groups. In our groups, we would design a script, film, and schedule our work time.
Jason was probably in a full group already. (At least 5 people) I didn't even try him.
Halloween Dance coming up. I'm planning on coming, as you knoq. Mr. W2 wants volunteers to paint a backdrop and people to photograph people at the dance.
I signed up to paint the backdrop. The secretary of podcasting is this girl who looks Korean named Erika, who I mostly know from this girl named Vanessa and Sandy. I barely know
Vanessa, but she was in a lot of my classes. Sandy used to sit behind me in World History.
Finding this a chance to make new friends, (isn't that what clubs are for? hanging out with jason all the time can get dull...) I asked if all three of them were joining up and if they were, if they were full. They were, and they had 4 ppl.
I asked them if I could join, and they said sure. :] We don't have any ideas yet, but I'm pretty happy as we are. (Our first filmabob is 10/19, Monday lunch. Unfortunately, I can't attend, which you can probably guess why.)
Also, Carlos called!!! YESNESS!!!
Then when I went home, I studied. That is all. >.>
Oct. 13
If all the planets alligned into one:
- MONDAY: lunch, Spelling Bee w/Jappu and Podcasting w/Erika, Vanessa, Sandy (???)
- TUES: Guitar w/Sarah, Renee, Jesse, Jose Ruiz, Yves, etc.
- WED: Tutoring
- THURS: Journalism w/Nobo/Chantal, even though they're thinking of quitting (!!!)
Not to mention ABCD, which Ryan and Nobo are going to, also.
Speaking of the Spelling Bee (SB) JP's thinking about quitting. :( I told him the angelic, selfless thing I did, and after more persistence (i.e.-shared my food) he finally agreed.
It was raining today. I love the rain, even though rain is just the sky crying. Think about it-the cloud holds it all in, but when it's too heavy, it cries.
I have officially joined ABCD, btw!! It's like a drug prevention thing where you go to some camp and learn about drugs and go in contact with this animation studio and make a cartoon all about drug prevention.
I already have some ideas for a cartoon from my book makr. :]
I also got my progress report today. I had to go to the office because they sent it to the wrong address, and there was a line of other people with the same predicament.
My was report was ok...I guess... >.>
Afterschool, I noticed something strange. My dad hadn't picked me up. I called him, and he wouldn't answer.
A few minutes later, he called and it turns out he just woke up. My heart sank. It's about a 15min drive from my house to my school, and, as I said before, the weather...wasn't satisfactory...
My first thought was to go to the office. But what about my little bro? Jordan has already been waiting 15 minutes. (CES ends 15min before RMS)
I didn't know the route. Suddenly, FLASHBACK!!!
I was little. It was back in the day before I met you. I was in a bus. The driver was a black, dread locked man in big sunglasses.
We were driving to CES. I was really outspoken back then, having a convo with the bus driver. I was watching the road, yelling out familiar places to my school.
The man joked around, and eventually we went to my school. My mind focused on the road.
A street...where people...lots of companies...sold cars.
By that time, I had walked to the end of my block, and I looked in front of me. Here's the thing-IT WAS THE SAME STREET I WAS IMAGINING.
I told my dad briefly that I was picking up Jordan. And I set off, as if I knew my route all this time. (Along with my huge backpack, that's so big it looks like I'm going to topple over D:)
It was a simple one-just walk straight across. MY backpack was chafing my shoulders.
It was a long, lonely walk (possibly 2 miles) but in about 15 minutes (WOOT) and by the time I was about to cross the street to CES, I saw my dad's car pull up.
I ran across the street and picked up Jordan. As an apology, my dad brought us to Chow Chicken at the mall, where I bought shampoo/conditioner.
After that, I studied and did my homework for practically the whole day. By the time I was able to write this, it was 9pm. I had to beg my dad to finish writing this.
Oct. 14
Tutoring afterschool. It was with Teo, Cesar, and Aleksei.
I'm gonna leave it to you what happened.
This basically sums up two weeks of my life. xD
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
The Fall of The Dibsian Empire?
I got a B on my world history class. :(
And because of this, my dad has cut internet from me on weekdays.
So I can only go online on weekends. :(
Anyways, just to keep my comment feed happy...here's the game:
- Comment on this post, using only three words, following the commentor above you...like that one game we once played!!! :D
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly!
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
- The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
- You Are Different and That's Bad
- Dad's New Wife Michael
- POP! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games
- Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
- How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School Controlling the Playground: Respect
Through Fear
- What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
- Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Bi-Curious George
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
My thanks to chainletters.net! xD
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The day I was born was dedicated to Ferris wheels
I bet you didn't know what real day you were born on...OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! xDDDD
January 1 is. . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day
January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day
January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day
January 8 is . . . . . National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day
January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day
January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone
Else Day
January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is . . . . Hat Day
January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National
Nothing Day
January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day
January 20 is . . . . National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day
January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat's Question Day, National
Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day,
Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day
January 26 is . . . . Australia Day
January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake
Roundup Day
January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day
January 30 is . . . . Escape Day
January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day
February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day
February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day
February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day
February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day
February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day
February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day
February 11 is . . . . White Tee-shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled
Milk Day
February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day (YAY!!!!!!!!)
February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day
February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day
February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day
February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day
February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is . . . . National Surf and Turf Day
March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day
March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day,
National Anthem Day
March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is . . . . . Personality Day
March 6 is . . . . . National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is . . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is . . . . . Be Nasty Day
March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day
March 10 is . . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is . . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is . . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is . . . . Jewel Day
March 14 is . . . . National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is . . . . Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is . . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is . . . . Submarine Day
March 18 is . . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is . . . . Poultry Day
March 20 is . . . . Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial
Abductions Day
March 21 is . . . . Fragrance Day
March 22 is . . . . National Goof-off Day
March 23 is . . ….National Organize Your Home Office Day and National
Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is . . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is . . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival
March 27 is . . . . National "Joe" Day More Info on National "Joe" Day
March 28 is . . . . Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is . . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is . . . . I Am In Control Day
March 31 is . . . . Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half
Shell Day
April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day
April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day
April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day
April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day
April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day
April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day
April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs
Benedict Day
April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day
April 19 is . . . . National Garlic Day
April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day
April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day
April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day
April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day
May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day
May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day
May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day
May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, National
Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day
May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day
May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day
May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is . . . . Penny Day
May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day
May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is . . . . Grey Day
May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day
May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is . . . . My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day
June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is . . . . . Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
JunJune 1 is . . . . . Dare Day
June 2 is . . . . . National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is . . . . . Repeat Day
June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid's Daye 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate
Ice Cream Day
June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day
June 10 is . . . . National Yo-yo Day
June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is . . . . Machine Day
June 13 is . . . . National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America
June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day
June 16 is . . . . National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is . . . . Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day
June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is . . . . National Pink Day
June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day
June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day
June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is . . . . Camera Day
June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day
July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow
July 2 is . . . . . Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is . . . . . Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror
July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer
Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is . . . . . Workaholics Day
July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day
July 9 is . . . . . National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is . . . . Clerihew Day
July 11 is . . . . National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is . . . . National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is . . . . Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is . . . . National Nude Day
July 15 is . . . . National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is . . . . International Juggling Day
July 17 is . . . . National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is . . . . National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day
July 20 is . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is . . . . Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is . . . . Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is . . . . Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is . . . . All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is . . . . Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is . . . . National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is . . . . Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is . . . . National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is . . . . Parent's Day
August 1 is . . . . . Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie
August 2 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is . . . . . National Watermelon Day
August 4 is . . . . . Twins Day Festival
August 5 is . . . . . National Mustard Day
August 6 is . . . . . Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is . . . . . Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is . . . . . National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's
Porch Night
August 9 is . . . . . National Polka Festival
August 10 is . . . . Lazy Day
August 11 is . . . . Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is . . . . Middle Child's Day
August 13 is . . . . Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is . . . . National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is . . . . National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is . . . . Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is . . . . National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is . . . . Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is . . . . Potato Day
August 20 is . . . . National Radio Day
August 21 is . . . . National Spumoni Day
August 22 is . . . . Be An Angel Day
August 23 is . . . . National Spongecake Day
August 24 is . . . . Knife Day
August 25 is . . . . Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is . . . . National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is . . . . Petroleum Day
August 28 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
August 29 is . . . . More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is . . . . National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is . . . . National Trail Mix Day
September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day
September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day
September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National
Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day
September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks
September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day
September 19 is . . . . National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day
September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana
September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day
September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake
September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day
September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day More Info on Stupid
September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day
October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day
October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day
October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is . . . . . German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day
October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day
October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is . . . . National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is . . . . It's My Party Day
October 12 is . . . . International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is . . . . National Peanut Festival
October 14 is . . . . Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is . . . . White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is . . . . Dictionary Day
October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day
October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day
October 19 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day
October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day
October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day
October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day
October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is . . . . Mule Day
October 27 is . . . . Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day
October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic
Powers Day
November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day
November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day
November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is . . . . Air Day
November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies
November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is . . . . Button Day
November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day
November 18 is . . . . Occult Day
November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day
November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day
November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day
November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day
November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . . Games Day
December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight
Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is . . . . Roots Day
December 24 is . . . . National Eggnog Day
December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day
December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute
And National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
Croissant (March 21-April 19)
You are elegant and decadent. You are also kinda flaky. Your special color is buttery yellow.
Ramen (April 20-May 20)
You are cheap and easy-but I mean that as a compliment. Your special color is whatever's the most inexpensive.
Onigiri (May 21-June 21)
You are simple and direct, and you sure know how to accessorize. Your special color is seaweed green.
Strawberry (June 22-July 22)
Why you little tart! You are just impossibly irresistible (unless someone's allergic-then you are just deadly) Your special color is overripe red
Creampuff (July 23-August 22)
Though you may appear fluffy and inconsequential on the outside, look deep within yourself and you will find-oh wait, more frivolous sweetness. Never mind. Your special color is cream. (Of course)
Tea (August 23-September 22)
You are an intrinsic part of many people's lives, but sometimes you take yourself a little too seriously. Try adding a little milk and sugar and give yourself a swirl. Your special color is perfectly brewed brown.
Marshmallow (September 23-October 22)
You can be squished, stretched, and even burnt on a stick-but you are always sweet and gooey on the inside. Your special color is toasted-to-the-point-of-almost-black.
Adzuki (October 23-November 21)
You are at your best when you are soaked, mashed, sweetened and crammed into things. Your special color is sugary red.
Pancake (November 22-December 21)
You are a fluffy, tasty delight-but naughty too. You are a dessert disguised as breakfast. Your special color is syrupy orange.
Spam (December 22-January 19)
You are full of mystery. And probably some snouts and hooves. Your special color is a very disturbing dark pink.
Miso (January 20-February 18) (THIS IS ME!)
You are a warm and savory bowl of comfort, but there are quite a few things bobbing up and down your spiritual broth. Your special color is clear. (D: The only one that people can't wear without fear of judge....)
Mochi (January 19-March 21)
A sweet and sticky mess, often with a surprise nestled deep within. Your special color is whiter than white.
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
This is getting annoying...
SERIOUSLY, you guys. This guy needs to get a life. Saying my real name out to the world and virtually stalking me is SO lame. Making another account and voting on the poll twice is lame. Framing that I deleted your posts is lame. Copying my posts is lame. Coping the comments made on that post is even dumber.
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
Sorry...next time, we can play, alright? ^^" Everyone's busy... (Not to mention the fact that Levi is GONE!!! -cry-)
Anyways, bye...I'll be back soon...
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
As you all know, I FINALLY posted some WuTravel.com advertisements...HURRAY!!!
I'm not allowed to ENCOURAGE or TELL you to click on my ads...BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT'D MAKE ME HAPPY IF YOU DID, RIGHT?????
Well actually, I didn't post this through AdSense, I posted it through Html. So I don't know if I still have to abide by the rules or not... :D Oh wellz, it only takes like three seconds from your life and it's not like it's gonna give you a virus... ^^
Anyways, in celebration that I am now actually, technically, working online, and the fact that I'm only a mere, nearly unstable 12 year old. :P
It doesn't start technically now, because I need assign people, and stuff.
FIRST OFF, I want THREE JUDGES. Comment on the post below with this copy and paste pledge of judgely unbiasedness:
I, insert awesome blogger name here, HEREBY VOW!!!! To not be biased against ANY competitor because they are my FRIEND, my ENEMY, my STRANGER, or my STALKER. (eyes Jeremy angrily) As a JUDGE I understand that I CANNOT nominate myself, I can only NOMINATE OTHERS. (Bu they hve to agree first!) I know that I will know the INSIDE DETAILS of the game, the WINNER, the LOSER, and the inbetween...and I'm not going to tell anybody who's playing!!!!! My email address is insert email address here! (I need it to email you guys, and stuff about the game)
Also, my email is email@example.com. :D
Also, if you want to be a judge and it's already full, I can always suggest to you to be a competitor!!!
While on that topic...
- Can nominate for him/her self.
- Or anyone else, as long as they have their consent.
- Has to include email address
Here's how THIS contest goes...
It's, (how original) a MOST AWESOME BLOG AWARD!!!!! For THIS contest, only a max of 11 participants. If you're not in, there's always OTHER CONTESTS!!!
It's basically like Homecoming King or Queen. :D Person with the most AWE votes win!!! ^^" (You can't vote for yourself!!! >:O) OH, and when I have everyone, you have to vote PRIVATELY. (This means, you have to EMAIL ME your vote) I don't want the person with the least votes going "boohoo", it'll make me feel bad. D:
If you vote, you can vote up to six people. :D
The prize is a virtual trophy, bragging rights, a post (mostly) about yourself. :D
The BLOGGER CONTEST!!!
YAY!!! It's like The Dibsy Show, where I give you a random topic and the participants start rambling on something funny and amusing that is (somehow, even vaguely) related to that topic. :D
For further info, check out these posts!!!
Anyways, the only difference is that this time we can have up to 4-8 contestants.
So...GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Saturday, September 5, 2009
(There are like two posts that were directly copied from me!!! Even the comments were directly copied from my blog!!!!)
Example: http://abokalpakyan.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-have-emo-sandwich.html
And Another: http://abokalpakyan.blogspot.com/2009/09/playing-with-blog-things_03.html
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My first day of middle school was a pile of bleh and blah.
So boring, in fact, that I will not speak to you people about it.
ALSO, I am now a worker for WuTravel.com. :D I will advertise their stuff on here. Everytime someone clicks I get 30 to 50 cents. So when I decide to post the ad, CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!
I pierced my ears!!! :D Ow... D:
I went to Hollywood and GOT A WAX HAND.
It hurt. :'(
I now have a rainbow colored thumbs up sitting somewhere in a delicate box.
The results are awesome, but making it HURTS.
This is all I have pretty much to say, sorry for the boring post. D:
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
So...I'm not going to San Diego RIGHT NOW...
HUM. My parents are staying home to fully register me in my school. Yeah, I don't have a school. MY parents have been working the whole summer, and I finally thought I was away from all the shallow and superficial jerks of my elementary school...
When I found out I was being sent to the same middle school EVERY ONE ELSE is going to. So basically I haven't gone anywhere. It's like I was running and running away from the past and then past finally caught me and decided to force me to stay where I was.
So it's another year of hell. My third year in a row, to be exact.
Anyways, I'm depressed. And I've told everyone that I wasn't going with them, and now I am, so I guess the first day of school will be full of questions like, "Dibseh? Why are you here?" or, "What the hell? You stalking me?"
I am, however, going to SanDiego on Friday for the weekend.
Doot doot doot...
I need uniforms. All my polo shirts are too small for me, and the polos are mandatory or you get like ten demerits. (15 and you're expelled, methinks)
And I should pierce my ears. I hate uniforms. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SELF-EXPRESS, AND NO I WON'T BAG ON ANYONE WHO DOESN'T DRESS LIKE ME. THIS ISN'T TV NOBODY ACTUALLY DOES THAT. I'll have to accessorize.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
(Drumstick ice cream)
Listen up you all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is DELICIOUS
Dibsy-licious definition make them kids go loco
They want my creamy goodness so they get pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
You might squish me, oh that's icky
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Kids just come and go and eat me
DIBSY-LICIOUS (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous. (???)
And if you were suspicious,
All that shiz is fictitious.
I eat kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them kids on cloud 9.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (yum yum)
(Chorus: LOL I'm enjoying myself so much xD)
So delicious (it's nice, nice)
So delicious (I put them kids on cloud 9)
So delicious (they wanna piece of what I got)
I'm DIBSY-LICIOUS (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Dibsy-licious def-,
Dibsy-licious def-,
Dibsy-licious def- ["def" is echoing]
Dibsy-licious definition make them kids go crazy.
They always claim they ate me,
Comin' to me call me Dibseh (Hey, Dibseh),
I'm the D, to the I, to the B, to the S, the Y,
And can't no other creamy goodness put it down like me.
I'm DIBSY-LICIOUS (so delicious)
My body stayin' 'licious
I be up in the fridge just working on my goodness
Drumstick's my witness (Yeah)
I put yo' kid on cloud 9
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (yum yum)
So delicious (it's nice, nice)
So delicious (I put them kids on cloud 9)
So delicious (they wanna piece of what I got)
DIBSEH-LICIOUS (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
If you really want me,
Cough your chore money
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be yummy, yummy,
I'll be laced with choco nuts.
It's so yummy, yummy,
It'll make you crazy.
Y to the U, to the M M Y - dib, you're yummy, Y to the U to the M M Y - dib, you're yummy
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Dibsy
DIBSY-LICIOUS (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
All that shiz is fictitious
I eat kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on cloud 9
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (hehe)
My body stayin' 'licious,
I be up in the fridge just working on my fitness,
Drumstick's my witness (oh, wee).
I put yo' kid on cloud 9,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (yum yum)
So delicious
So delicious (echo)
So delicious (echo_
I'm DIBSEH-LICIOUS, y-y-y-yummeh yummeh
It's so delicious
So delicious (echo)
So delicious (echo)
I'm DIBSEH-LICIOUS, y-y-y-yuuuuuuummeeeeeh...
LMAO. This is what happens when you're sick and bored. <-----sick and bored ^^
Anyways, I just needed to post this because -sigh- on Thursday I'm going to San Diego. D: I might return on Sunday.
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Monday, August 24, 2009
Fried oreos, chocolate bacon, garlic fries OH MY!
Anyways, as you can see from my title, I have eaten fried oreos (YUM! seriously, it tastes so good...) chocolate bacon (bacon covered in chocolate...*_*) and garlic fries. (yumerz!)
MY brother also went on his first roller coaster, but other than that the trip was pretty boring, you know, considering that half the time it was basically my dad taking pictures (he's a photographer) and the other half was us driving around, or vomiting from car sickness.
OH! And I watched G.I. Joe. In the commercials was the preview of like the best book series EVER, Cirque Du Freak!!! Huuaaaa huuuaaaaaaa I need to watch that!!! >:O
Anyways, I might post some pics up from our trip, but my dad hasn't uploaded them yet...so here's...uhhhhhh... (sleepy and dead) NOTHING.
-throws popcorn kernels at someone's loud and annoying ringtone-
...Now quietly...quietly...
Thank you for joining us. v.v -bow-
PS: That Guy Over There: I know everyone's allowed to read my blog, but NOBODY is allowed to steal ideas from my blog. Think of your own blog ideas and stop using mine! >:( (And I'll know it if you're revising it also, I'm not stupid)
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Monday, August 17, 2009
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Saturday, August 15, 2009
Dum dee dum.
Well, my grandparents are here. We're going off to Santa Barbara on Monday, but for now most of us are brain-dead.
Anyways, do the poll above, or Dibsy will cry. Do you want that? Do you want Dibsy to cry tears of melted ice cream? No, no you don't! >:(
Anyways, since for some reason barely anyone is posting (glares at dashboard follower updates) Dibsy's been playing frustrating arcade games and reading FML's at fmylife.com.
It's actually a pretty ok thing to do, but now only the communication I have is my little brother, Jordan, who's 7. D:
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Monday, August 10, 2009
My time at camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, this is gonna be a long email and I know you might get bored so I divided it into sections:
THE PEOPLE IN MY CABIN (my cabin is called Apache, btw)
Eeench. At sports camp we had to pick electives. My first choices were hiking/rock climbing and archery.
Unfortunately, the only one I wanted that I got was archery...here's how the hiking/rock climbing thing went down:
Me (M): Ummmm... (points) that one.
Counselor Guy (CG): (looks at list) It's full.
M: (face drops and shoulders slump in disappointment) Fine, this one. (points randomly.)
CG: (looks) Ok. (takes my name) You picked cheer.
So basically I'm a cheerleader now. An ARROW SPEWING cheerleader, to be exact. (I learned well. v.v)
-star jump-
(high v)
(fold one arm across chest and rest elbow on it)
("Circle your hips, girls! You reeeeaaaally need to curve!")
THAT'S VICTORY, YEAH YEAH, THAT'S VICTORY! WOOOOOOOOO! -rallies and kicks high in that air-
Next one: (the steps are too complicated to explain, I wish I brought my camera D:)
G, O, lemme here ya say GO, GO!
That's right, that's right, lemme here ya say FIGHT, FIGHT!
W, I-N, lemme here ya say WIN, WIN!
Let's do it all again! Go, Fight, Win.
Hum. I think I know why people hate cheerleaders so much. It's because the cheering is annoying and distracting. We walked around all the sports and started cheering. It was so embarrasing and they hated us. D: "Stop cheering and go get a life you stupid cheerleader!"
OK, love wise. There were only 3 guys who I thought were really cute.
One was a counselor named Dave. He was BOMB. Seriously. He wasn't just cute, not handsome, even better looking than Abercrombie and Fitch models. (I should know, I saw him shirtless at the pool. Nice abs, btw)
Next, was this guy named Wyatt. He was 14 and he worked there as a helper or something. He was ok looking, but there was just something about him after watching him from afar. (stalking him) I never spoke to him, but he looks a bit like Taylor Lautner. Stalking gets you a long way.
My counselor, Amber, says what makes you keep looking at a guy is called lust. I never thought of lust that way, but I must be full of lust, because I just couldn't stop staring at him. SO. MUCH.
I think I'm the only one that thought he was cute though. I know I'm the only one who thought he looked like Taylor Lautner (everyone's blind, that's why) and I was the last person to notice he had a unibrow. (SO? SO??? It looked good on him, damnit!!! >:O)
Hrg, I'm so girly. >.<
Last, and probably the biggest bomb of them all, was Ethan. Whenever he turned his head his hair would go swish. He was good looking and all the girls liked him, and I didn't see a reason why not to. He was charismatic, and charisma is all it takes for me.
There was this poseur punk in our cabin named Randi, who would cut herself and scream, "Um, before you ask, these cuts are from my cat" only to sob and cry later, "Why do you think I cut myself like this?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Well, she liked him, and she was CRAZY for him. (Btw, camp is only 5 days.) She even cried and said SATAN was winning her life when he rejected her. (He said, "I don't care". I don't blame him, so many girls like him and there's like two hundred every week, they probably confess to him all the time.)
Besides, the only contact she had with him was talking to him to the pool. I'm sorry, but small chit chat in the pool for three days isn't going to get him to suddenly fall deeply in love with you.
But I'm not gonna lie, he is really hot. But anyways, then she started bitching and sticking middle fingers at him and telling all the girls that he was a bastard and stuff and screaming that she was so pissed of at him, etc. (OMG! It's only been FIVE days!!!)
I was on Ethan's side though, for the most obvious reasons. ^^ Not just because his looks and niceness and charisma and personality and the fact that his sister Mallery is really nice to me, but because I never liked Randi anyways. T_T Lots of people in my cabin thought she was cool though, because of her fake tattoo (Um, I have that) and her fake highlights (One of the girls I talked to most in my cabin was named Bianca, she had fake highlights as well) and her Hot Topic clothes (poseuuurrrrrr) and the fact that she cuts (WHAT THE HELL?) and that she wears so much makeup. (Psh, at camp? It's like saying you can't leave home without bringing your makeup, it's so shallow)
Btw, Wyatt and Ethan are brothers.
:) I'm such a lustful child, it's hard to stop staring at them. (except Dave, who is at least 20. I'm not into getting into the whole pedophile thing)
OH, and there was our waiter, Roman. He was nerdy looking, short and scrawny and skinny, with glasses and short curly hair. I simply thought he was adorable. People just don't understand. D:
I was sitting on a bench minding my own business.
Then I heard a "WATCH OUT!"
And I saw a ball coming at me.
Before I realized what happened, it smacked me in the head and threw me back across the bleachers (There are downparts to being so skinny and light) scraping my elbow and banging my head. (Not to mention the ball, which hit me in the face.
But anyways, I cried. D: Then everyone crowded over me and stuff... :'( Boo hoo...
There were 8 people in my cabin-me, Randi, Bianca, Sammy, Jennifer, Chahi, Jessenia, and Cheyenne.
Bianca was nice, I hung out with her the most.
Sammy was motherly. Sometimes too motherly. Sometimes annoying and naggy and a fun killer. Nonetheless, she was nice and that's all what really matters.
Jennifer was eccentric. She catched lizards around the camp and had one at her house. People thought she was creepy. She once admitted that she had no friends at her school. She was extremely nice and cheerful and I don't she deserved that. She already came to our camp, Camp Gilmore, 4 times this year.
Chahi was ghetto. She could be a bitch and she wasn't afraid to be. She basically lived up to the black stereotype, all ghetto and oh-no-you-dinnit. She argued and rebelled. But she was funny so I didn't mind having her in my cabin. :)
Jessenia was preppy. She had a boyfriend. She was overall nice and she got a boyfriend at camp, which made her the center of attention to all the girls. "They be talkin bout me, me" I think she got the attention get to her head a little bit though, because she tried her hardest to keep it that way.
She knew that a girl liked the guy she was dating and she tried her best to make her jealous. Hum.
Cheyenne was also like Chahi, though she was a bit nicer and more open. She was more graphic though lol. xD (grinding the wall, etc)
Amber was our counselor, she was nice. She wasn't that funny though, so she was a bit boring. -cry-
Anyways that basically sums up mostly everything.
PS: I'm leaving-again-soon! MY grandparents are coming this Thursday, we're leaving to Santa Barbara on Monday!!!
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Friday, July 31, 2009
Now pics of me as a last parting shot!!!
Warning: Please don't run away from my coked up anorexic appearance!!! :O
And no, I am not posing. I've changed my hairstyle into this, I think this looks b etter and it's hot. ^^ (The weather, I mean. Not my hair. Or maybe it is. :O) And I had trouble holding my camera lol xD
And yes people, I am flat-chested. -cry-
I actually dressed up for this. o.o I was all like, "I'm leaving my dibs for a whole month...I gotta look my best!" My best casually, of course. I wouldn't wanna wear my LBD lol xD
So I wore my favorite jacket and shirt and stuff...ev en though it's soooooo hot... >.< -checks- 78.4 degrees, but that's downstairs. :O
Maybe it's just my laptop PMSing. I'm sure my laptop is female. :O
Hrrrrgrah! 5 more days til sports camp! Maybe it'll add some muscle to my weak body.... D:
Oh, and to those who cared, I actually finished the Battle Royale novel after about two weeks!!! I've been reading the manga all this time, but the novel was AMAZING! I still think the manga is better, though. But maybe I'm biased. xD
It still make me cry though. :'(
Like Emerald, my appearance looks different within each pic. :O
Like in the first pic up there, my face looks round and babyish. D:
No one would know that my body is possessed by a perverted 40-year-old man. :O Only Levi has figured it out lol xD
Anyways, now that I'm done blabbing randomly, I bid you guys ado for about a whole month. :O I'll really miss you guys! -hugs tightly and squeezes- Seriously, you guys that have been commenting for like almost forever, like C and Levi and Aly and Cuppy, are like, siblings to me. :'(
Edit: Lol, it sounds like I'm leaving forever. :O Oh, well, you never know. :'( I'll go on as much as I can/whenever I can!!! (Like in the five days before I leave and before my grandparents come and when we're lounging and stuff)
PS: Look how much I changed!!! xD
Ahhh...gotta love black and white. :D That's why this before pic might look better than I really look like.
PSS: Hrg. Gotta get a haircut, sooner or later. D:
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The Cake Wrecks Guide To Facebook Unfriending
Warning: Adult subject matter. Kinda. Not really.
It's Unfriend Day over on Facebook, a day to sit down, reflect, and finally ask ourselves, "Who the heck is that guy, and why am I friends with him?"
Now, I can't tell you EXACTLY who to unfriend, because I don't know the name of the person who decided stretch leggings are not "business appropriate attire." Still, I can offer you a few general guidelines.
The Over-Sharer
We also don't need to see that weird growth thing on your elbow, Tom.
The Drunk Serial Poster
Nothing says "Mistakes were made last night" quite like a 4AM photo dump of blurry faces, fire hydrants, and the bait-and-tackle aisle at Wal-Mart.
The Vague-Booker
It's mysterious and dramatic and they can't tell you ANYTHING until you give them lots and lots of attention.
The Racist
Sadly I have even more accurate cakes for this, but I'm not posting them.
You're welcome.
That Person Who Thinks Every Onion Headline is Real
[Photo deleted because we finally checked Snopes, and it was fake.]
The Humble Brag
(Via Humblebrag, because I actually tried, but still couldn't make this stuff up.)
The Always-Irrationally-Angry
Often related to All-Caps-McRanty and Extreme-Politics-R-Us
The Creepy Stalker
Granted, we all do a little innocent FB stalking from time to time, but there are sometimes-subtle clues that it may have gone too far.
This is one of them.
And to end on a positive note, definitely keep the friends who post Cake Wrecks.
That's the sign of excellent moral character, right there.
Thanks to Mandy B., Misty R., Candice, Amber J., Gangi, Peggy C., Brittany U., & Brittany T. for being good friends and following us on Facebook.
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