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Back To School EditionThe "Biker Queen Celestia Took Over A High School Just So She Could Reconnect With The Son She Hasn't Seen In 5 Years" Sub-EditionStudy Guide: https://pastebin.com/XtAKzbfq
>>34246490>post-tumblr Ponut Joe
>>34246543>>34246550bad sons
>>34246490>>34248010>no hooves
>>34248056I'd love my mom & aunt no matter what.
>>34248010They're not bad, just in need of some of /Mom/'s golden radiance >>34248056Very astute observation, Anon! For that, you get the first gold star sticker of the school year! Hooray!>>34248061And that's what they love about you
>>34248135>Gold sticker>During his mother's brief stint as a substitute teacher while his biology teacher had the runs, Anonymous accrued quite the collection>"And Mr. Doodle is alright with this, sweetheart?">'Oh are you kidding? Mom, he LOVES fetal pig dissection theater.'>Anon and a few other classmates puppet-rig the bodies and make them dance>'..'Hello my baby, Hello my honey, hello my cute sub moooom~'.'>"Oh you...you're such a 'ham', sunshine. Gold star.">'Thanks, mom.'
Any ideas over the summer for greens? one shots? >"..'Then he...approached...her with...the confidence of a man..not a boy'..">Celestia fans herself slightly>"Mhmm..">"..'Mother', he said huskil-..huskily?'">Mom touches the intercom button on her desk>"Luna? Luna, are you in your office?">Auntie answers back>'We are, yes.'>"I need your advice on something..and it's a bit delicate.">'Sister, for the last time, its called a thesaurus; use it.'>"Luna, this is important, I need a good synonym for 'huskily!'">'Uhhh, you are breaking up, Sister. KKKHHHHHHH- going through a tunnel, sorry, bye.'
>No one has posted a single pony see: unmolested version of Celestia.
>>34248390Be the change you want to see or ride your complain train back to your room until you've something nice to say
>>34248411>Stay in your room until you've said something nice"B-b-but what if I want to go outside for once?"
>>34248450Let's be honest, Anon...If you had the chance, you'd spend the rest of eternity on the couch, playing vidya with your Mom and Auntie, wouldn't you?
>>34248459>"Anonymous, hush, your Aunt and I aren't having 'fun', this is actually work for us-, LUNA, DID YOU PUT PROXIMITY MINES AROUND THEIR SPAWN?">'Fire in the hole, Sister! *Ahem* Nephew, your mother is right, this may look like Bonestorm Of Dutyfield VI, but we're utilizing it for an indepth look at..uh..school shooters!'>"HA! You just got moded, squirt">'Verily! It looks as though 'Sperminator69_xXx420' shant be raising his victory big gulp this night!'God they even play like boomers, they probably hold the controller closer to the tv and lean when their character turns or something.
>>34248459"But Auntie is absolute horse shit at vidya! And I mean, she's Appledick suckingly bad. Can't I just visit my friend, and play Colt: Unlimited?"
>"All young princes off to beddy bye~">'May sleeps gentle embrace find thee soon, nephew.'
>>34246490>biker queen
>>34248459I want to lie naked at their cute feet.
>>34249010They're more than just legs for days and cute feet, but yeah, me too.Then again I can appreciate all parts of mom & auntie, no matter the form they take.
>>34249306Alright you two, make me proud at school today!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwfJ7fjjwvc
How close are you all to your mothers?Birthday was a few weeks ago, her and I went out to breakfast and she told me I was the best thing to ever happen to her.Almost fucking cried in IHOP.
>>34246490Back to Molestia
>"Hey what's up, Anon! Thinkfastbecauseyourfavoritenieceishereforavisit!">'Don't throw that living magic grenade at me damnit!'>[Amused Flurry noises]
>you will never have a mother/ son relationship with celestial similar to will and jaden Smithhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrHhyw9zkBs
Nuts to you, Mr. Shekelberg, I'll just have my magic pretty pony princess mom- I mean legitimate physician write me an excuse!
>Make an extra place at the dinner table, Sunshine>Looks like we'll be joined tonight by your Great-aunt Event Horizon
Why is she dress like a hipster?
>>34251125She's trying to be hip and or with it>She dabs when seeing you off to class
>>34251418Can I still have sex with her?
>>34249592Very, she loves me very much
>>34251424As long as there's no abuse involved
>>34251606Good to hear.
Wageslave son bump
>>34251606>"Don't be shy with that riding crop, Anonymous..">"I have to know my place, and that you're my jockey. You're the boss.">"Now how about we warm up and I take us around the palace a time or two?"
>>34252479Dear Diary Jackpot.
>>34252488>"Mom, I never said you couldn't wear your crown and regalia-">'Oh Anonymous, sweetheart, how devilish of you, now I have to wear blinders, too?~'>"M-Mom pls..">'I hadn't even thought of spurs, thank heavens you brought it up, my loving, diligent son.'
>Some boys get bed time stories>You get this>"Fuuuuck yoooooouuuuu!!!!" Your mom hollers out your bedroom window>'Neigh, Fuck Youuuuuuuu!!!' Echoes back your Aunt's reply
>"Nice of Twilight to invite us over for a picnic, eh mom?"
>>34251600Good. I was and still am very close to my mother, it makes me sad when I learn other guys didn't have that growing up.
> *giggle* quit it Anon~ what if your mom sees~
>>34250956How strong is your success Ma'am
>>34253997>Nth year super senior shimmer>"Gross, you were like 40 when I was still in kindergarten.">'.. You still like fingerpainting?'>"Mooom."
> Ok, as long as your mom doesn't find out. I don't want detention again
>>34246490Ma, give it a rest, your tandem bicycle doesn't qualify as the kind of bike that 'bike gang' implies
How's your mom irl?
What profession would mom approve of ?
>>34256815Chair or foot stool
>>34256781How is she doing? She's doing alright.How is she in general? I of course love her, although she has a plethora of faults that I won't get into because it's not necessary. But I have forgiven both her and my father for all of the mistakes that they have made, because there is little room for resentment in my heart.
> Your precious mother can't save you now!
>>34256907>"..Is that guy a prisoner?" a new guard asks his watch partner>'Who?' >"T-The..the guy she's sitting on..">'That's the Prince.'
>>34256781She's dead. Been dead 10+ years now.She died in my mid teens and somehow feel responsible. You see, she was an addict, a bad one too. And I used to work under the table to make money to pay the rent and get food in the house. But no matter how bad it got. She always made sure she cooked and she always made sure she'd help me with my homework before she'd go in her room and, you know. Which made me feel all the more guilty when I would give her money from my paycheck, knowing full well what she was going to do with it. I remember telling her once as I was handing her a couple bucks please don't spend this on the wrong thing.She just looked at me and I guess she realized that I knew everything and she teared up a bit and said I'm sorry mommy is so sick. She OD'd a few months later. Whether it was suicide or an accident I'll never know. Well I do know this much, she was a mother first, and an addict second.I just wish I knew what was hurting her so much that she felt the need to keep using.
>The princesses age regressed them selves for laughs>However it also Regressed their memories. > They spot Prince in the street while out shopping>The Prince sees them and immediately knows what happened.>Now he hast to keep his mother, aunt and cousin off of him while keeping the men off them while he prepares the reverse spell
ugghh! Mom, keep it down! I'm trying to sleepWe have school tomorrow!>To the Windooooowww>To the Waaall!!
>>34257866>"Your mother and aunt were throwing a wild party and that's why you don't have your homework?">"A likely story."
>"you two were partying late at night and that's why you're late to the parent/ teacher meeting?">"Lucky"
>"Mom? Mama, we're out of cereal and my ch-">'Good morning, Prince Anonymous! Some party last night, huh?'>"...Oh, you're freakin' dead, Twiggy piggy.."
>>34257357That's rough, man.Despite her problem she never stopped loving you. She still does. She'd be so proud of you, you know.
>>34256815Does dictator count as a profession? Because if it does I'm sure mom would be proud of her son taking up the "family business" so to speak, and would allow for some good mother son bonding experience, with her teaching her son the in's and out's ruling over his own kingdom.
>>34258939>Dr Doomnonymous chuckles>"..Dick tater..">'Hush, you..' Dormommu chides
>>34257349>Your mom constantly farts in your lapGet Pranked
>>34259344That pic is fucking HOT..
>>34258939>Mom, stop, The Garcia's privacy hedge isn't Latverian soil>"We shall make no concessions, Anonymous. Why today it's just their hedge invading our soil, tomorrow it could be their cat!"
You can't die this quick mom.
>>34259715>Blessings be upon the son who humors and obeys thy mother>Celestians 25:17
Is that weird that I'd want tie Celestia up and spank her?
> Twilight you want Anon to like you back right?> Well yea but...> Then you gotta show him the goods girl!> But I've never even seen my girl part myself! I can't just show him!> How have you never seen... you know what I don't wanna know you clean it if you don't look at it. The point is Anon wants forward women m. And what's more forward than showing him exactly what he will if he gets in bed with you.> Sunset I don't even know what I'LL get if I get into bed with Anon. You keep talking about "doing it" and doggy style, and sucking his boy part. *sniff* You're confusing me and it's getting scary.> Twilight, do you...not know what sex is?
>"T-The Lunar Scourge reserves the rights to all snacks dispensed upon this evening!">'Mommy, tell mean Auntie Moon to stop eating all my Nightmare Night candy!'>"He speaketh lies, Sister!...*pOP!*"
>>34260174Sounds like you want to be in a general that does not focus on Celestia being your mom.
>"See, this is what I was worried about." You tell mom, who currently has a tinfoil headpiece and cognito mask on>"I knew this 'retirement' thing was just going to be this month's 'Anonymous, we're not having mid-life crisis's' issue.">"Now c'mon, we'll get some Buck & Jerry's and watch Twilight's gradual descent into madness."
>"There's a smile..see? Mommy remembered her little Shao 'Non's favorite flavor was lapsang souchong~">'M-Mother, please, it reflects poorly upon myself and OutQuestria when you call me that in front of the minions and conquered masses..'
> Hello young prince. It's quite late to be on the roads isn't it? I see, so you're making for the Peaks of Peril. If you're heading for the village it will be more than a day's journey without a guide. Fortunately I know a short cut that will cut your time in half. But alas, the path is hidden after dark. Come, stay the night in my cabin. It's the only safe shelter after dark in these parts. Besides, I have stew boiling. Surely after such a long trek from Cantorlot you much be tired. And whatever provisions you have will pale in comparison to my stew. Please dear Prince, no compensation is necessary, I like having company. And who could say they came to Prince's aid in his time of need? I kid I kid! But please, allow me to show you to my chateau. It won't compare to the castle. But I'm sure the amenities will be more than satisfactory.
>>34262547> Celestia I know you're upset but this is taking it to far!> Nonsense Luna, since you're so keen of convincing my son to go on "Journeys of self discovery" I figured you'd like to have a journey yourself.> BY STRANDING ME ON A DESERT ISLAND?!> It's not deserted, there's food, water and shelter. > How long do you intend to keep me here?> Until Anon comes home.> Sister you cannot be serious!> As serious as the Nor'easter that will be here by sundown.> YOU WOULD LEAVE ME TO PERISH?!> Of course not Luna, there will be a regiment nearby to assure your survival.> BUT NOT MY SAFETY > Well you can't assure my boy's safety can you?> I can't preform my duties stuck on an island! > Nonsense, you can raise the moon from anywhere.> Celestia I can't understand how you could do this to me, your sister.> Didn't you once put me on the wrong train to Cantorlot? And I had to pawn my regalia to get back from Yakistan because I had no money?> This is hardly the same!> You're right, you won't be needing this.> MY REGALIA> Unless you're gonna pawn it at the monkey pawn shop for a boat, I doubt you'll need it.
>>34258939>The in's and out's of ruling over his own kingdom>"Anonymous, you can't just up and declare war on somepony.">"..Not without a written declaration form, which I keep in the lower right drawer of my desk.">'Alright; war - no go without proper papers, got it.'>"And then it's got to clear the necessary channels and be hoof delivered by a registered agent of the courts..">'I'll do it myself.'>"Oh? May I see your registered process server's badge?">'Mother..'>"My son, the stifling binds of the red tape are everywhere..now pick out a stationary, your Aunt and I were very partial to this off-white one with the raised lettering..">'Oh my god..it even has a watermark.'
>no mom asmr talking about her day and asking about yours>no auntie asmr with her gently speaking to help you drift to sleep
>nggh>ugh>ahhh!>Mom! this is the third time this week!>Keep it down!Apple bottom jeansBoots with the furThe whole club was lookin' at her
>>34264283>tfw just celebrated a birthdaym-mom says I'm not getting old, she always asks me what it's like to be 21 again
"Because A) I'm not looking for one right now, you know I just got out of a bad relationship.""And B) even if I was looking, you hovering over me like this all the time isn't helping things."
Can anyone do a slice of life-story with a post-retirement sun mom and moon aunt?
>>34264731Because you're the only one I want, momdandy
>>34264893>post retirement sun momshe could definitely use a hobby>"Sir, can you believe somepony threw away Compton Cutie Mark Crusader's greatest hits?">'M-My Princess, the young master has ordered you not be let back in the palace until you've undergone a hot bath.'
>>34265101>Wanting your own motherDisgusting.
>>34246550Guess that's what happens when people bitch enough about same face.
>>34265382Yikes, perhaps you should show yourself the door if you don't like the thread enviroment
>>34265508>perhaps you should show yourself the doorDo it yourself. There's already a general that's perfect for people like you.>>34192616
>>34265533Nah, you need to get back on your complain train and fuck off. We've been doing this for 65 threads; there's an audience for it.
>>34265545Momlestia would be so much better without fags like you who keeps shoving your incest crap down everyone's throats. Seriously, the second anyone makes a green prompt, you show up and shoehorn incest into it most of the time.
>>34265611>No wrong way to fantasize>Aburrrr ur way is teh suckNo one's stopping you from posting the shit you want, retard. But you wont, this is literally the same M.O. you use when shitposting /irt/ to death.
>>34265623>No one's stopping you from posting the shit you want, retardBecause shoving your incest into everything is so much fun, right?>Someone tries to post something>"Duhurr, incest time!"Yes, that is such a great way to motivate one to keep posting shit.
Just a reminder to all:>>34251606
>>34265863H-he started it, mom
>>34262711> " What a amazing morning, isn't it my prince? "Autumn we discussed this."> "Oh right! It's just Anon now. Since you know, we're on such intimate terms now~."........> "I kid I kid! No need to be so touchy.""I really wish you wouldn't kid like that. I'm not a prude but, time and place you know?"> "Yes yes I know, you're on a quest to discover your true self and it's super serious. But what confuses me is why you need to travel to the village.""The village is just my first stop, I have multiple places I want to visit"> "Mayhaps you want this humble Kirin to accompany you on your journey? I fancy myself a bard you know. Ohhh there once was a Zerba named Zecora the Striped-""Autumn please! I get it."> "I'm also well versed with both local and foreign flora and fauna""You don't have to sell yourself to me. You're more than welcome to come along if you'd like."> Oh? Need me to keep your sleeping bag warm?Provided you knock it off with the innuendo.> " No promises~""Ok funnybones which way do we go"> "Simple, just follow the sway of my hips"Autumn....You guys want me to keep going?
>>34266627>Yes and I'm ending it, mister; let's all just enjoy this vacation>..My, the countryside's so scenic this time of year isn't i->[Distant roaring and buzzing]>Alright windows up, c'mon
>>34267493Nigga, of course!So long as you make sure to give Celestia her share of face time, it is her thread after all.
>>34267493> "General, I want sweeping patrols from here to Ponyville."Thy will be done your majesty!" Spymaster, I want intel on every sighting of my son, what trains he's boarded, what checkpoints he passed and any border crossings he came to. If he so much as wiped his ass I want to know what bathroom he used and the ply of the toilet paper."" I'll even find out which hand he used"> " Excellent, you're both dismissed. I need to be alone"> As Celestia's council left her to her thoughts, she found herself staring out towards the countryside. > The cool fall breeze did little to relax her as she contemplated what would process her sweet boy to not only abandon his duties, but her as well. Without so much as a word.> Surely she could've helped with any issue he may have had.> No doubt the prodding from his Aunt emboldened his resolve to do whatever is was he set out to accomplish.> Sure he'd disappear for a night or two while on one of his benders but this was different.> His personal weapons were gone but he left his royal regalia.> He didn't want to be found so easily, that much is clear. > Surely he had not come to hate her.> Celestia shook that train of thought from her mind. > Her son loved her, surely.> Yes she was hard on him from time to time but that's what a good mother would do.> Right?> She turned from the view and made and crossed her war room to the entrance.> The large door inform of her was polished to a mirror sheen.> It had been a while since she saw herself.> Her gloves hand patted her face as she made note of the harshness of her brow. And the frown that she admitted had become somewhat permanent as of late.> The Griffin Nation had been testing her patience with their constant tariffs and treats of kicking out her dignitaries over what amounted to trivial disagreements.> She slumped against the door and let out a breath she didn't know she was holding.> Relaxation would not come today.
night, mom, auntie
>>34268930>"..I do hope Anonymous found his way to bed last night..that chair is bad for his back-">"Luna! Quit stacking things on him like that!" Mom hisses>"He is your Nephew, not a living Jenga column!">'Sister, please, concentration is required..one more item of fruit to this stack and it'll be a record!'>"Absolutely not.">'We were going to share the record with him, of course!'
>>34268064Mild interest bump
Jeez where's all my mother fuckers?
>>34270660Work for this guy rn
>"Friggin' "page 10"?">"Dat how yous' gonna' treat your old lady, sunshine?"
>>34272503>hey hey hey HEY>What's the big idea 'nonymous?I was just taking the hatchback for a spin>No, nah uh>Not until you bump me back to page 1
>Good night kiss>"Sweet dreams, my sunshine"
>>34273201>THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO>BEFORE THE DAWN OF PRINCE ANONY->"Not now!"
>Celestia and Luna are having a typical sibling squabble and Anon gets involved as they ask him to pick sides.>He refuses because they are acting like children which only fuels the fire for their disagreement.>Their mini fued rolls over into the next day when they are all supposed to meet Twilight and her friends.>Starlight comes along, being the teacher's pet to Twilight that she is to Celestia.>Some of the fued is visible to the girls and Anon is forced to explain the situation and how he refused to take sides in their childish argument.>This gives Starlight an idea, a better one than when she switched their cutie marks.>She ran off to hastily write a summoning scroll and mix in some powerful time magic as well.>Starlight is rather pleased with herself when she returns to the group with the princess's mother on tow.>They all are stunned speechless by her presence.>Starlight quickly explains who she is and why she did it.>"Explain Your selves.">Their mother says sternly.>"Mother...">Celestia says with tears in her eyes.>"Mother? So she's my grandmother?">"Grandmother?">She responds looking at Anon.>"Explain your selves!"
>>34274509>"..You told on us to our MOTHER?">'And a good thing she did! I'm owed a veritable backlog of birthday presents, cookies, knitted sweaters, spanki-'>"Not now, Anonymous."
>>34273201>I can't take 2wycked out to go pick up Auntie?>"No!..I don't like dis new crowd she's in with..friggin' bastids' keyed the car.."Meanwhile>"Where is your Nephew with our ride, MoonMaiden?">'Yeah we're supposed to kick ass around the sea of tranquility, he'd better not be rockin' some crappy riceburner!'
>"Egads, Sister, an 'irish' coffee this early in the day? In this heat?">'Anonymous and I are clearly morning poni-..perso-..we're clearly the morning type, Luna.'>'Isn't that right, sunshine?'>Anon gives a thumbs up from beneath the table"Y-Yes *hic* I'm am-..I'm *hic* I'm am clearly the *hic* morning t- *URRP*..the morning type.""Gimme another cuppa' that darjeeling daniels, ma, I'm not driving."
>>34264893I don't want mom or auntie to go, I'm too attached to them.I remember when I was about 8, my mom got on a train to go see some family. I ran with it for as long as I could, waving bye to her.
>>34270660Shhh! She'll find me!W-Weekends are her "Up and at em'" days...>Be lazing around on a day off/weekend>Be enjoying yourself>Wild mom appears>Mom notices you chillan>That wont do>Brings out the ol' sunnydew (sonny-do)list
>>34274509>"You brought our mother here?""It seemed like the easiest way to solve this. Even the prince said they were acting childish.">"So you respond by ripping her through time?""It's fine. I can just put her back right after they make up.">"Actually... according to the history books, their mother disappeared one day and never returned.""Wait, what?">"You mean you're the reason my mom and aunt lost their mom, the last of their family, and had to grow up as orphans on the streets?""Unintentionally yes, but I had the best intentions. And look how well they turned out though."
Bite me, Mr shekelberg, a mother-son day out takes precedence over your lame 'quarterly earnings meetings'w-wageslave bump
>>34278898I'd prefer a mother-son night in where she realizes no matter how old I am I'll always love and need her, and then she tries to hold me in spite of being an overgrown manchild and she sings me to sleep.
g'nite mom and auntie>Have a good night's rest sweetie>>CALL ON MEEEEgoddammit
>>34279987>"A midnight sockhop? Bully!">"Did thou knoweth, it is a little known fact the aforementioned song was originally by Ste-">CALL ON MEEEEEEE>"WE SAID, TIS' A VERY LITTLE KNOWN FACT THIS SONG SAMPLED STEVE WINWOOD'S "VALERIE"!">Mom & Twilight stop>'..Luna, we're right here, why are you yelling? You're going to wake Anonymous- he JUST went to bed right now, you know?'
>>34280634>"..Anonymous, that isn't the cosplay your Aunt and I laid out on your bed, why aren't you wearing the loin cloth?">'Mom people I know from school are going to be there.'>"And? What, you're self conscious about your body? Oh vanity, thy name is my handsome cuddlemonster..">'It's literally like, a paper towel and some string, mom.'>"Fine. I knew you might raise a fuss over showing off that hot bod to other girls, so we also picked out an alternate.">Mom holds up something with a lot of zippers and a leash>"You like it? I think it's from The Punisherer..it's black, leather, and for some reason it's got this leash thing.."
keep an eye on them todayboards kind of fast
>>34281528>Anonymous sees what's taking place before him>Strips to his underwear>"Grrrr and I'm the night like Auntie, too">"The cookies and cable belong to us now and for always!">'...Now do you see the bad example you're setting, Luna?'
Good boy bump
>>34283079Get those gbp
>>342835782 gbp for me, you guys need to keep up
>>34284506>wouldst it terribly vexeth thou if circumstances required us to....are woke nephew points the same thing?she's asking for a friend
>>34284544conversion rate is 1 to 1, yes
I got the sound proof foam set upGot my earmuffsAnd It's already past midnightFinally, some peace and quiet>>>Winga DingaNo, That's not possible>I DID MY TIME, AND I WANT OUTAAAA
>>34284953Go home and be a family mare, momI can't sleep unless you tuck me in
>"Princess, might I suggest instead of push-up's, you do push-away's?">"Like, push-away that next plate of cake?">"..I'll have you know I'm water resistant to a depth of 150 meters." The scale says from halfway in the toilet>'See, ma? I told you that smart scale was a bad idea, just like that self parking carriage that thought you were a neighsian driver.'
>>34285992>"Blasted machine!">"Nephew! Settle this feud once and for all!">"This nefarious 'Alexa' beast claims to not be able to make sense of our words!">[I'm sorry, "Playeth the classics of Buch and Hoofthoven" is not a valid command, please speak more clearly.]>"GAAH! WRETCHED VOICEBOX! WHERE IS THE RECEIPT FOR THIS CANTANKEROUS CONTRAPTION?!"
>"Guess who I found in the basement?~">Any curiosity Anonymous had quickly vanishes from his face when he sees their guest>'..Huh. I thought I blocked that mirror thing with a bunch of old hearthswarming decorations.'>"I know! Isn't it wonderful Twilight survived, though?">"Why one moment I'm down there scrapbooking and then I hear 'Help! This tinsel is suffocating me!'">"And wouldn't you know it, it's Twi-..it's one of the Twilights!">'Yes, how wonderful, now when the princess one isn't sucking up to you or being weird around me, I'll have this one to deal with.'>"Splendid! I knew you two would become fast friends.">'Do you have that 'oblivious to sarcasm' charm on right now?'>"What? I haven't the foggiest notion what you could be referring to my sweetheart.">'You are getting such a boop for this later, mo- Twilight, stay out of my room.'
>10Awaken, my momster
>>34288229>10 againAlright there go the haystation and neightendo privileges, young man
Mom, Auntie. I know how much you 2 love your "sister time"But I have class in the morning, YOU guys have school too!>We both understand anon, we'll put our festivities on holdThanks>Have sweet dreams and vanquish your enemies of the night dear nephew!Glad it worked out>>*Droning music*what?>I'll endure the exileBut they promised...>The darkness of night falls around my soul>And the hunter within loses control!
>>34289969>when spinal tap-mom turns it up to 11
>>34268930Are those hands photoshopped?
>yfw your mom wants to relive the good ol' days before you were 11
>"C'mon sunshine, bust a move, you're hanging with the cool kids now.">Mr. Doodle throws you a 'westside' hand sign>Auntie pulls up one leg of her tracksuit to the knee and crosses her arms defiantly>'Word to your mother.'
Don't forget about sister-mom/clone-mom
>>34291244>You down with GBP?
>>34290853Mom stop trying to fight nature, gosh
good boy bump, that's 3 for me
>>34293426What're you gonna buy with yours?
>>34293911If I get 5, we get to go eat out to a restaurant of my choice
Mom. why?! you promised me last night>anon, we did what you asked, we postponed our "sister time"No, no, you kept me up through the whole night with your noise>Noise?>I think dear nephew meant our melodies>Oh! well why didn't you say so son?No more music in the night>Ok, cross my hear, hope to fly, stick cake in my mouth>we will let you have your rest for the nightThank goodness>>>What's that smell?4am?! The sun is just rising, WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE->I KNOW THAT THE PIECES FIT>'CAUSE I WATCHED THEM TUMBLE DOWN!
>>34294028You've just Rosetta Stoned my ass because I don't know what the hell is happening here.Nice dropping Schism, I guess.
>>34294315There's now this thing going to where celestia and luna are always playing music late, annoying anon>>34289969>>34284953>>34279987
>>34294330Might want to practice your grammar and syntax a little more mate, because it's not obvious what any of your posts intend. Good music taste though.
>>34294336I don't really write green, and things just sound better in your head. I do what I can
>>34294001>"Waiter? My special Ray of handsome would like to redeem his GBP for the tendies flambe'.">'Very good, madam. Would the young sir like a placemat and crayons?'Lucky...
>9More like nein!
>>34291730Would she be over protective of her brother? Is she older or younger than him if even by a few minutes. Also don't forget his cousin, the younger looking Luna.
>>34296226>tfw no overly protective sister-mom-aunt gf>tfw no mfw because mobilefagging
>"Y-Young Master, your mother has vacated the throne in favor of the 'pretty princess box' again.."See what happens on 9?
>>34290853> Pretty boy!Sunset not you too
> Anon! Anon! He's our man! If he can't do it no one can!!Girls, serious. Every morning?> Yep, by royal decree we are too cheer you on every morning on the way to school.> Plus, you know, college credit. > Shhhh he didn't need to know that!Any chance I could get some personal cheering behind the bleachers?> Sorry Anon, we can't cheer you on while you jack off. It's in our contract.*sigh* thanks mom.> Oh don't thank her, this was passed down by the lunar court.Guess that also means I can't fuck any of you.> That was stipulation came from day court.Of course it did.> Okay! Fromthe top girls!At least use your inside voices
>>34249173Source please
>>34260668>Anon gets capped for snitching
>>34297390Thanks girls, but I'd rather have Mom do that herself
>>34297964>2, 4, 6, 8! My son knows when I ovulate!>Nephew, Nephew! He's my man, if he can't impregnate me no one can!>..Oh crap. Luna, we said the ones we were supposed to be thinking, out loud instead of thinking them in our heads again."
Why do I think all of the princesses will make great mothers?
>>34298025>Auntie, please, I have an early morning tomorrow
The prince's attempts at sending ponies to space are going...poorly
> Please Anon just once!
>>34291244I'm going to Crystal Prep in the fall. I bet they don't have to deal with this
>>34298585"Do what just once?"
Would Celestia personally help you with your homework? Or would she hire someone?
>>34299215It's part of your princely duties as a son.Now don that apron and get those skidmarks off the toilet.
>>34248654Why do I think those could be Metallica lyrics?
>>34299534Why do I think "Enter Sandman" would be a rather fitting song for Nightmare Moon?
>>34299338>>34299534>>34300461>Listens to MetallicaAre we too manly to be part of the herd?
>>34300466>Enter sandmare>Ride the sunshineWe're good
S-Stop showing them our home movies!>"Awww, bath time with the young prince! The cutest scene of the century!"
>Alright, I'll throw it ONE more time and then I'm going to bed
>>34256815What about compsci?
>>34298599> Apologies nephew but the truth is, you were played from the start
>>34302537Ok DJ Auntie Khalid, gosh...
>tfw Friday the 13th>tfw no mommy to avenge jasnon voorhees
>>34303465Scoot off 8 right now, ma
>>34299215>hire someone>Implying she doesn't have a very eager to please protegee who would do it for free.>Be Anon.>Be very confused.>Twilight Sparkle has wormed herself into your room yet again, but something's very wrong here..."Sooo, no annoying and dorky attempts at flirting with me? No obnoxious spastic ways to try and get into my pants?">"Anon, your mother asked me to help you with your homework, and that's what I'm here to do." Twilight says this with a determination almost foreign to you.>You're okay with this though.>More than okay with it in fact, Twilight, for all her 'tism is pretty much the smartest girl you know, and right now you're seeing her in a whole new light.>"B-But if we hurry and finish, t-then we can..." She starts breathing heavily "W-We can foo- fool arOUnd~""You just had to ruin it."
>"C'mon mom, this 'muh alicorn metabolism' excuse is getting old."
>>34303465Never fails to make me laugh.
>>34304695So how do you think alicorns can have this kind of metabolism (and possibly always be in heat)?
Mom, you look kinda different today. You got a new manestyle or something?
>>34305790Mother get off the floor. It's not proper
>>34305922>"Alright, now what're you going to say if anypony recognizes you?">'Uh, negative, I am a meat popsicle..'>"And..?">'Oh, um..multipass?'>"Nice."
Don't retire yet, maThere's still cake
>>34308610Mom, hows a nation "for the butt and by the butt" going to function anyway?
>>34308946Never! I told you to bring your own calamine lotion! I'm using the rest of it! These bugbites are murder!
>>34308946>shut up bitch we both know it's your fetish
night, mom
> Twilight?! I don't remember inviting you to mommy and son time.
>>34310345>"This is the part where thou wakest up, Sparkle."
>>34310393Fuck you you made me spill my drink
"You're sure you want to do this?">"Uh-huh.">The little Prince responds."But wouldn't the royal kitchen be a better choice? I could even ask Pinkie Pie to help us, you remember her right?">"No, I want to do this myself. But no pony let's me bake or cook in the kitchen at the castle.">You are looking at his determination and sigh."Alright, but I'll be here to help and put it into the oven and take it out for you.">"Okay!">He says grinning from ear to ear.>Prince Anonymous, or just Anon as he likes you to call him, was over for his weekly schooling you devised for him.>Today you gave him a test and you promised him that if he got a perfect score on it you would give him a prize of whatever he wanted.>You were surprised when he wanted to bake a cake.>Especially since you... admittedly were not the best at cooking.>That's why you have Spike after all.>You're just here to make sure he doesn't hurt and or kill himself.>It's about time to pick Anon up from Twilight's.>You teleport into her castle's main entrance where they normally meet you, but no pony is there.>"Now just CAREFULLY put the top layer of icing on.">What is this now?>You follow the voices into her kitchen."Hello? Twilight? Anon?">"Mommy! I made you a cake!""Really? All by yourself?">"Well... more or less, yes.">You look and see a cake that he obviously made himself... or Twilight is still as bad a cook without Spike as you remember."Why thank you Sunshine. Twilight, would you like to have some cake with us?">She let's out a sigh.>"That sounds great Princess Celestia."
>>34310511>Not allowed to bake or cook at home>"Gosh, so ONE time the kitchen was full of coltlumbian nationals and cocaine and all of a sudden I'm never allowed to use the kitchen again?">"I mean, 1. I was clearly going to cut you in, mom-">'Anonymous.'>"Hushing up now. L-Love you."
>>34310393Let her have her fun Auntie, while I have my fun with you~> THOU LUST IS INSATIABLE NEPHEW
>>34310532>Some ponies find issue with how the luna princess has recently taken to her duties with 'company' in tow>She appears to those in need in the dream realm as she usually does>Only a bit preoccupied>"P-Pay no mind to our Nephew and relay to us t-the nature of your dreaammm-ohstars~.."
>"Yoo hoo~ this is your mother executing a no-knock search warrant, hope your decent in there.">'Rippan & tearin' in here, ma, is it important?'>"You got some mail, it looks like it's a video game or a movie..">"Oooh, it's from someplace foreign, too..look at all those different postmarks..your Aunt would have a field day.">'Well, what is it?'>Heh. Bigfather references>"Hmm..sweetie, what's 'Amae Haha Nozomi' about?">'MOM PUT IT DOWN NOW.'
>>34310873Had to look it up Amae Haha Nozomi. Seemed generic. But couldn't find a plot summary. What's it about
>And THIS Twilight, is why we done invite you to tea time.
>>34311034From what I can tell:>Single mother raises son>Son wants to fuck mother, but is too afraid to say anything>When urges get too strong, talks to widow neighbor about his problem>Widow neighbor offers her body to keep son from sinning>He eventually gains the courage to tell his motherSo, nothing special
>>34311540>"..Did..did that other colt just push Anonymous?">'Sister, no, they're just children.'>"You lay claw/hoof/appendage upon my son and you forfeit all rights to life, Luna, they know this."
>>34311515I'll do my best mom!
>Celestia is a single mother trying to get back into the dating scene>she's mostly doing it for anon, after all, he needs a good strong father figure that he can look up to>lil anon disagrees, he likes things the way they are>just him, mommy, and auntie>he doesn't need or want a daddy, some strange man coming into his home and stealing his mommy away from him>anon proceeds to drive away every single man Celestia brings home by being as much a creepy little hell child as he can whenever her back is turned>saying really creepy cryptic shit, like repeating numbers that turn out to be future dates, in a really disturbing monotone voice>dismembering his toys and leaving them in strange positions that resemble some kind of satanic blood ritual>drawing disturbing pictures featuring Celestia's boyfriends meeting really grizzly ends>singing macabre songs in his cutesy little child voice>every boyfriend bugs out cuz no MILF pussy is worth this shit>Celestia cries and cuddles anon, and for a few weeks things are back to normal>until Celestia decides to give it another go
>>34311604>Mothers belong to their possibly demonic/anti-christ sons.Based and satanpilled
>>34296226>Summer>big sister>cool popular girl at school, fun troublemaker who loves to pull pranks, much to mom's chagrin>because of her popularity you are protected despite being something of an autist nerd >not dumb just doesn't really apply herself at schoolwork, probably has dreams of going into music, uses you as a human cheat sheet in return for various favors>very protective of you, this was great when you were little and you were convinced there was something living in your closet, but now that you're entering puberty it's just gotten annoying>feels the need to vet every girl you interact with, if she doesn't like them then they just start staying away from you, end of story>knows it's wrong to touch herself while sniffing your dirty clothes, but can't help herselfCousin Artemis>younger cousin, just entering puberty >awkward and shy, doesn't have too many friends, but always lights up when around you>you both share the same nerd interests>you make her feel funny feelings she can't explain
>>34311761>God why is Summer always huffing Anon's laundry?>...Guess that girl must really like her TideBased anime-levels-of-oblivious mom
>>34312077>"Summer, honey... we need to talk sweetie.">Oh no, that can't be good."C-coming mom.">Mom and Aunt Luna are sitting at the dining room table.>This really can't be good now."Hey, what's- what's going on.">"Summer, we've become... aware that you've been sniffing Anon's clothes.">"Frequently.">Oh god!>You sit down and feel the color drain from your face.>You honestly think you might faint right now.>"Sweetie, it's okay. We still love you, but we are concerned.">Mom says putting her hand on yours."God, I'm sorry mom.">Tears start to form on your eyes.>This is so embarrassing."It- it just smells so good! I couldn't help it. I'm so so sorry! I'm a freak!">"Oh honey, we're here for you. But please tell me, you haven't eaten any of them yet have you?">Wait what?"W-what? Eaten... his clothes?">"No dear, the pods.""The... pods?">"Tide pods sweetie. There's a trend where kids eat tide pods as a challenge and post it online.">"We thought you were really enjoying the smell of freshly washed laundry recently and were trying to ease your way into trying to eat a pod.">"You need to know it may smell nice, but it could kill you. That stuff is basically poison.">You just stare at them.>That's what this is about?>Not that you're a pervert who wants her own brother, but tide pods?"No, no mom. I haven't eaten any.">Both of them sigh in relief.>"Thank God! I was so worried about you.">"Just please promise us that you will not try to eat any.""I, I promise. Can I go back to my room?">"Of course. Thank you for being honest with us. We can always tell if you're lying to us.">You get up and start walking back to your room.>"Hey Summer, you okay?">Shit!>Anon."H-hey bro.">"You're looking really pale. You feeling okay?">He puts his hand on your forehead.>"You're soaked in sweat! What's going on?""It's fine, it's fine. I just need to lay down for a bit.">"Okay, but let me know if you need anything.""How about, how about a hug?"
>>34311761>pic>Anon in the center of that cuddle pileHe'll be either the comfiest or the horniest he's ever been in his life
> My son, my inner sanctum is off limits to all, even you. But alas, here you stand. What could you possibly desire that you would intrude on me at my most vulnerable?
>>34313255We're out of oreos and capri suns
>Look, I know you two have this whole 'feud as old as time it's self' thing going on, but could you maybe lower it to a dull roar for the night?>'Oafish firebrat! Your blistering sunlight is keeping our nephew awake!'>"You wish, dorkest night, it's probably the moondust you're always reeking of.">..Ok, well, I'm going back to bed now, love you both>'Y-Yes, we bid thou a fond farewell to dreamland, nephew..if it so pleases THE INSOLENT HAG THAT IS OUR SISTER!'>"*Mwah* Mommy will make pancakes in the morning, good night, my sunshine...if your WHINY INVALID OF AN AUNT WILL ALLOW ME TO RAISE THE SUN!">K BED, THANKS, G'NIGHT
>>34311604>Mom's date arrives at their house>Is about to knock when the door opens>"Hi, shyguy247.">"Haha, you're right, I'm not PrincipalSingle111; that's my mother.">"Anyway, let me tell you what's going to happen: Your date? You don't have one anymore.">"No, I mean, the reservation for two is still there, you just physically have no date for it; you aren't taking my mother.">"You aren't taking her out, you aren't taking her to your cheapass family restaurant, you aren't going to BS your way into her pants, and certainly not her heart, you aren't taking *shit*.">"We clear?">"Super! Don't be late now, I hear Dennie's can only hold those booths for so long!">'Anonymous, sweetie, who was at the door?'
> Sunshine, what did I tell you about hiding in my throne? You know this is obvious. Everyone can still see you
The inter-dimensional mommy-son convention often get very messy
>>34314481>What, no, I've always had 4 arms>I also always fondle my breasts with the pair I'm not using either>[Anonymous this is the LAST time I listen to you about a 'quikie' before Day court..]>*Ahem* N-Nothing, Miss, I assure you, you have my fullest attention>..If I could please have my other pair of arms cease their ministrations
>>34314487no hooves be damned, I want a delicious tan mom
>"Hello, how may I-..Oh, Twilight, dear, please, not this early in the day...">"For the last time, Anonymous is NOT a Prince here."
> my dear anonymous, I know your love for your mother is deep asthe ocean but cant you see my love for you. The mere sight of you makes my womanhood flutter. That brief tryst we shared at the gala the previous evening has been cemented in my mind and is my most cherished memoriy.If you were to only ask, I would drop to my knees again and pleasure you in every way you desire.Please, I Bed you, run away with me.In my country you'll be treated much better I promise. You will know of no hardship. And I will satisfy you in anyway I possibly can be mine my darling anonymous. I will wait for you at the castle entrance until the morning.>Love ( insert foreign royal female here)What you reading mom?> Oh never you mind Sunshine. Just some junk mail. Now get back to licking. Mom I've been at this for hours. Aren't you done yet?> You'll know when I'm done sweetheart. You'll know
>>34315171"He is not a prince here... yet.">"What are you talking about?""Well, I just happen to be a trans dimensional princess. A fairly wealthy princess at that if I do say so myself. That was even before I found out how much humans value gold. In those standards, I could be one of the richest 'people' in the world.">"I am very happy for you. But that still doesn't answer what you mean by 'yet.'""I only meant that he isn't a prince but that if he were to marry a princess, which I am, then he would be a prince. A very financially secure prince as well.">"Twilight, it almost sounds like you want to buy my son.""What? No. I would just make sure he is happy and wouldn't want for anything. And as the mother of the prince, you would also be taken care of by the crown as well.">She sighs, but looks like she is at least listening.>You take a gold bit from your pocket and place it on the desk."Equestria, which I'm one of the princesses of, has an almost infinite number of gold and gems at its disposal. And Anon could be a prince of it.">"I don't care about money. I just want someone to make him happy.""And I can. I just need the chance to prove it.">"I can't force my son to go on a date or marry anyone. That is up to him to decide. Have you tried asking him yourself?""I could have done that? That would have saved so much time."
> No matter how big you grow, you always be mommy's special little guy.
>Ahhhh retirement.
>>34316880>Watch out boy she'll chew you up>(Oh here she comes)>She's a maneaterWhat is that racket?Anon, turn that down, mama's trying to relax
>>34316836you have a URL for the Super DT mod that this was taken from?
this ass is kanon
>>34316880>Nobody mentions itYou can't stealthpost this shit on my watch, Anon. Footfags go in the trash.
> (When had her sweet little boy become this....... man?)
>>34317828> ( Such a forceful-)
>>34317841> ( Commanding-)
>>34317601Is it for ants?
>>34316880Did some footfag jizz on her feet or something?
>>34318055Worse, judging by the inside of her shoes.
>>34316836AwwwwThanks mom
>Welcome back, Anon, Ms. C>I think you'll find the recent renovations to the mother-son auditorium much to your liking>"Super, Rob, thanks a million.">Oh and hey, maybe try to watch some of the movie for a change this time you two>"No promises, my friend, no promises."
>>34317828>lucky sumbitchHate that oc
>>34318700>"No promises, my friend, no promises.">"Even though he claims to be old enough to stay up late, little Anon always manages to fall asleep halfway through the movies anyway."
Auntie, try to take over the world again so I don't have to go to work>Neigh, thou art quite aware we are only permitted to do so twice yearly nowStupid Assembly bill NM-01..
>>34318700What's the movie we're watching?
>>34320652Tim Burton's Batman (1989), featureing Jack Nicholson as the Joker and Michael Keaton as Batman/Bruce Wayne.
>>34320652Blues Brothers
>>34320829basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY-V0PISRyk>>34320802also basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4UpwE1mwKg
>>34319672>Neigh, thou art quite aware we are only permitted to do so twice yearly nowBut wouldn't such bill be unconstitutional if treason is defined in the constitution of Equestria? And why would Celestia, along with her own parliament, allow for such bill to be passed allowing her to do so?
>>34321520it's make believe, jesus
>>34319672HEY! YOU GIVE ME SASS,I TAKE YOUR ASS!!!> Neigh! Not again Nephew! I should have never bought you those motivational tapes!
>>34321962Why do you keep turning everything everyone posts into sexual crap?
>>34321976There's no wrong way to fantasize.
>>34321976It's his stand's ability. [Red Light District]
>"..Mr. Anonymous, if you could please ask your mother to stop creating a spectacle so class can resume as usual.">'I could try, Mr. Doodle, but it's best if I just let them both tire themselves out.'>"What breed of dog is that, anyway?">'Sun Sun's a purebred sc-..pinsch-..uhh..doggy dogg?'>His 'dog' is actually a magic princess pony! Spike; my dog is magic, too, he's actually a dragon where we came from!>"Ms. Sparkle, please, one insanity at a time."
>>34322300Except there is a wrong way, and that's if you keep shoving your fantasies into everyones' posts.
>>34323223Go back to whining in /irt/
>>34323234Are you trying to say this is /irt/?
>>34319672So wait, when she does try whose side is Anon on?
>"Sunshine, my tallest!">"...When do we get cake an' tacos?"
>>34323223What if that's his fantasy?
>>34324683>he's having that hoofholding dream again
>>34323223> Cease Nephew! You're corrupting the posts!
>"..I hope this works this time.">"*Ahem* Princess, if you're seeing this; good. It's me, Sunset..">"I'm going on year 1,297 of limbo in this eternal high school dimension..I know I left Equestria under less than pleasant circumstances, but..I could really use your guid-">'..What the fuck? How did you get on my teamspeak?'>"O-Oh my gosh, is somepony there?! Are you getting me?">'What the fuck...MOOOOM!...Momma, did you pay the internet this month?'>[Yes, my sunshine. Celestia singsong's from the next room]>'..Weak. I'll just reboot, I guess.'>"Anonymous, is that you?! ANON, NO WAIT, DON'T UNPL-"*KSSSSSSHHHH*>The screen goes snowy with static before darkening instantly>'That's like the 10th time this week..the fuck is up with horse comcast..'
Can't get those GBP on 9
>>34318306>No imp mom to whisper things in your ear>".. Anonymous, take that cake and claim it under imperial sunlight law..""Damnit, ma, c'mon.">"Ma'? Nooo~ t-this is your conscience.."
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Taking a trip to uncover secrets of an Indian city
Jaipur, meaning Jai's City (named after its founder, Jai Singh II, in 1727), has a long and rich heritage of arts and crafts. The city is home to some of the world's most skilled craftsmen.
And that's what drew us to this trip organized by Bao Yan, a trader in Indian sheets and covers, who aims to introduce the beauty of hand-made art to more people in Shanghai.
Traveling between Jaipur and Shanghai for the past six years, Bao, who hails from northeast China's Liaoning Province, calls Jaipur his second hometown and shares with us all that he knows of the secret spots in Jaipur.
It was already 7:30 in the evening when we reached the city. The hotel Bao took us to, with rooms on four sides facing a courtyard, is a family-run guesthouse at the back of a jewelry market on MI Road. However, by the time we arrived, we were told that rooms were not available as all bookings must go online since OYO Rooms, India's largest hospitality company, had just purchased the place.
"Things have been changing very quickly these days in Jaipur," said Bao. He said he chose to settle down here in Jaipur because it was a family-run place where people would take care of each other as friends.
"But it seems that the days are gone when rooms were always available whenever I returned," he said, with a touch of regret.
After several calls, we finally checked in, and went to dinner in an open restaurant in a back street which served as a garage for vintage-car repairs during the day and a makeshift kitchen which prepared hot, homemade dishes for late night dinners. With barbecue chicken, we tried our first taste of "Thumbs Up," India's beloved cola.
The next day we went on a walking tour of the city. We went through the new gate, taking pictures with the passionate locals along way, and then entered the walled old city, built with sandstone and blushed with paint in 1876 to welcome the then Prince of Wales.
We saw buildings of colonial times, ironsmiths polishing brass basins in their home workshops, a crumbling front gate with beautifully painted vintage miniatures and a temple with a display of Jain culture.
At the end of the walking tour, we visited the Museum of Legacies at the Kishanpole Bazaar. As the name suggests, it is a museum to conserve and showcase artifacts and crafts. The magnificent mansion was built in the early 18th century. It used to be the residence of Sawai Ram Singh ll, who opened the School of Arts and Crafts in the building in 1857 in order to preserve and promote local craftsmanship.
Inside the four-story mansion, there was a nice display of old pictures on the history of jewelry making, embroidery work from all over Rajasthan, magnificent artwork used in everyday textiles and many indigenous paintings collected by Ojas Art and made by talented Bhil tribesmen.
After lunch at the Anokhi Cafe, we left for Amer Fort to soak up the atmosphere at sunset — the soft wind blowing through the many-pillared audience hall and the crisp vista of mountainsides sloping down to a green lake.
The Sheesh Mahal at the inner court was the highlight of the complex. Serving as the royal dressing room, it features glass mosaic decorations and mirrors built into the walls and ceilings. The effect is kaleidoscopic as the constellation of convex pieces above reflects the movement of the visitors below.
"When in that environment, you can't help but get inspired," said Bao. And how very true it was when I recalled the line of British archaeologist AC Carlyle, who said of primitive man "the first spiritual want of a barbarous man is decoration."
Once we had completed Amer Fort, we covered the Hawa Mahal, or Palace of Winds, on the way to the hotel.
The five-story building of protruding bays with lattice stonework and 365 windows was said to have been built as a screen for the women of the royal court so they could watch, unobserved, the parades of soldiers and elephants below.
At night when all lights are lit up, the beautiful facade of the Hawa Mahal looks stunning.
The next morning we continued our discoveries at the Jawahar Kala Kendra, a multiarts center built by modern architect Charles Correa who was inspired by the original city plan in 1727.
It consists of nine squares with one central square left open — a reference to the cosmic symbolism of the Navagrahas, or the nine planets in Hindu mythology.
A hub of cultural activities, JKK houses a museum of medieval Rajasthani Art and Science, several visual art galleries and an open-air amphitheater at the central square. It also houses a library, a small hostel, a set of art-studios and a cafeteria.
Last year, it was the main venue for the first Contemporary Architecture exhibition in Jaipur. Themed "When is Space," the two-month exhibition attracted a number of architects, designers and specialist from home and abroad to share their knowledge and skills, as well as to discuss making space in a rapidly advancing Indian society.
This was a modern aesthetic treat after so many days of forts and palaces in India, which showed us how, after almost 150 years, the torch of craftsmanship was passed to the generation of gadgets.
From JKK we left for Sanganer. The small town in the suburbs of Jaipur is famous for its textile printing industry. Sanganer prints have patterns in bright colors on white backgrounds.
In workshops lining one side of a narrow street, we learned how printing blocks were chiseled by specialized carvers, and then we visited a block printing factory run by Ram Nayan Saadh, Bao's first textile supplier in Sanganer.
Enjoying a good reputation in the town, Ram Nayan inherited the trade from his parents, who were, in turn, taught by theirs — each generation working almost exactly as the one before, going back at least four generations.
For each batch of fabric, Ram Nayan said, he would have the family block stamped on it as the Sanganeri hand-block printing received a geographical indication tag in 2010.
The two men, both in their 30s, agreed with each other on the spot and decided to go forward in business as both saw cotton fabric with color using hand-carved wood blocks as a much valued art to be retained or preserved by actually practicing it.
"It is not an easy life. But it is a necessary one. And finally, it may be that one doesn't so much see craft, but actually feels it," said Bao.

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Hi, thanks for a great blog. In our office we have a debate going on about whether all of this video hype that we're experiencing from basically everywhere today is really just, well, a hype.. In line with more and more companies using video marketing, text as we know it might fade out, pictures as we know them might fade out, but if everybody starts using video, what will then happen? Today, video is commonly seen as a way to stand out and capture users' attention, but what if every brand start publishing video solely? Will we still want to see as much video? Will we need to capture the viewers' attention in 2 seconds instead of 10? What do you think it requires for companies to succeed with videos and stay on top if everybody else is doing the same?
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There are many cautionary remarks about making these changes as the root user that I hope to avoid.
Be aware that that I currently boot to Desktop 'pi' with Raspbian Stretch. After loggng out of 'pi' and loging in as my other 'user'. I issued the kill command to each pi process id that that was listed from ~400 to over ~2100, but discontinued this process [after about 30 kill commands] because 1) I was not sure how many pi processes there were and 2) I thought that the same one might be opening after each kill command as follows:
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'kill xxx'
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In addition, I did not think I would be able to subsequently edit to the below mentioned /etc/inittab, /etc/passwd, /etc/shadow, /etc/group and /etc/lightdm files with so many killed pi processes logged on to my 'user'.
Finally, I am not deleting 'pi', just renaming to 'pi-newname'. In an earlier 2015 DougieLawson post, he posted a comment about /etc/inittab file-line for GUI booting - I currently boot the Desktop 'pi' and want to boot to 'pi-newname'; does this file also need editing from 'pi' to 'pi-newname' in addition to the other/below listed 2015 DougieLawson posted files?
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Re: Deleting 'pi' user
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:31 am
As long as you don't have your system booting directly to the GUI you are good to go.
If you want your new ID to boot to the GUI you'll need to change /etc/inittab
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1:2345:respawn:/bin/login -f pi tty1 </dev/tty1 >/dev/tty1 2>\&1
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1:2345:respawn:/bin/login -f joe tty1 </dev/tty1 >/dev/tty1 2>\&1
I also plan to perform the following edits based upon the following/later DougieLawson post which was also deleting 'pi' which, again, I do not want to do. My proposed/below edits seem necessary if I keep both my users ('pi-newname' and 'user'); I just want to boot into my 'pi-newname'. Do I just replace 'pi' with 'pi-newname' once I get the above usermod command and kill commands to properly run? I plan to make all edits here as my other 'user', including lightdm edits before rebooting to 'pi-newname'.
2nd DougieLawson response:
Re: Delete pi user in Raspbian
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:13 pm
Crude and ugly way is sudo nano /etc/passwd; sudo nano /etc/group; sudo nano /etc/shadow;
Change pi to your new ID in those three files then reboot.
If you use the GUI you'll need to muck about with the lightdm autologin stuff.
Thanks for your assistance - the needed lightdm edits are straightforward!
I plan to perform the following edits that seem needed for 'pi' to 'pi--newname' only, keeping 'user' listings as both needed in these files because there 2 users on my system.
Logged in as my other 'user', I plan to edit the below 3 files following the above instructions which should apply to my case where I am just renaming 'pi' to 'pi-newname'. In the following files, do I just change 'pi' to 'pi-newname' once I get the above usermod command and kill commands to properly work?
1) I find the following - 'pi' and 'user' only occur in /etc/passwd file as follows:
pi . 00:10 . bin/bash
user . 01:10 . bin/bash
2) 'pi' and 'user' occur in /etc/group file as follows - note 'pi' and 'user' both occur together throughout this file with only the following unique occurrences:
pi . 00:
user . 01:
3) 'pi' and 'user' only occur in /etc/shadow as follows:
pi . (a unique complicated string of characters)
user . (this is a different complicated string of characters)


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Michael Alexis, Director of Marketing, Museum Hack
Museum Hack develops our own high performing marketing techniques and we will share some of these in the workshop, including:
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Storytelling in Space
Frith Williams, Head of Experience Design, Museum of New Zealand Te Papa Tongarewa
Some experience in museum interpretation – eg, setting key messages, writing or editing labels, 'reading'/using exhibition plans, selecting media, etc. If you're not sure of your level, come anyway – we'll cover some fundamentals before moving onto the more nuanced areas.
You're about to create an exhibition. You've selected your objects. You know what you want to say. Excellent. But have you taken full account of the 3-D space in which the ideas will sit and how audiences will receive them there? And are you using all the tools that storytelling offers to support memorability and learning?
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Come along to this workshop to learn some practical skills and approaches to looking after paper and bound documents in collections. Care for photographs will be discussed briefly, however the main focus of this workshop is cost-effective methods of caring for collections in line with international conservation practice and sound advice. Participants are invited to discuss examples and concerns regarding the storage of their own collections.
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Volunteers and paid staff working with museum and gallery collections that hold paper documents, photographs or books.
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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1
Servings per Container: about 4
|Wings with sauce []
|Number Of Servings
|about 4 []
|Serving Sizes
|290 []
|Total Fat
|15 ["g"]
|Saturated Fat
|3.5 ["g"]
|Trans Fat
|0 ["g"]
|45 ["mg"]
|610 ["mg"]
|24 ["g"]
|Dietary Fiber
|less than 1 ["g"]
|11 ["g"]
|14 ["g"]
|Daily Percent Of Vitamin A
|2 []
|Daily Percent Of Vitamin C
|6 []
|Daily Percent Of Calcium
|2 []
|Daily Percent Of Iron
|6 []
IngredientsChicken Wing Sections, Water, Soybean Oil, Modified Wheat Starch, Rice Flour, Isolated Soy Protein, Sodium Phosphates, Modified Food Starch, Salt, Wheat Gluten, Dextrose, Corn Starch, Spice, Carrageenan, Soy Lecithin, Honey BBQ Sauce (Water, Tomato Paste, Sugar, Honey Powder [Refinery Syrup, Honey], Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Mustard [Distilled Vinegar, Water, Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, Paprika, Spice, Garlic Powder], Salt, Modified Food Starch, Smoke Flavor, Caramel Color, Corn Powder, Spices, Xanthan Gum, Corn Syrup Solids, Lemon Juice, Lemon Oil), Soybean Oil.
Contains wheat, soy.
DistributorHeinz North America, Division of H.J. Heinz Company, L.P.
Pittsburgh, PA 15222 U.S.A.
Package DataLength: 2.498 IN
Height: 10.068 IN
Width: 7.12 IN
Weight: 0.0 LB
Units In Package: 1
Package Type: BOX
Package Size: 25.5 OZ
Net Weight: 25.5 OZ


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