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The Associated Press provides us with today's factoid: President Obama will wind up matching Franklin Roosevelt's record of being sworn in as the nation's leader four times.
Of course, Obama's part of this record carries an asterisk: FDR got elected to the job on four separate occasions. Obama's four swearings-in reflect only two terms.
Why? Remember that Chief Justice John Roberts messed up the wording of Obama's first inaugural on Jan. 20, 2009, so they had a do-over a day later.
In 2013, Jan. 20 falls on a Sunday. So, in keeping with presidential tradition, Obama will have a low-key swearing-in on Sunday, with the big ceremony, speech and parade to take place on Monday.
Four swearing-ins, a la Roosevelt.
As AP noted: "Presidential Inaugural Committee chief executive Steve Kerrigan pointed out the tie at a briefing Wednesday, and the historical distinction was confirmed by the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies."
But it's not exactly the same as FDR, whose four inaugurals will never be matched -- a 1951 amendment to the U.S. Constitution restricts presidents to two terms.

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As a Nevadan, you along with all Americans, share a rich cultural and historic heritage. This heritage includes all of the diverse peoples who have come to Nevada since 1800 and it reaches beyond them to encompass all of the people who have lived in Nevada for at least the last 12,000 years.
The physical remains left by by people over the last 12,000 years are found on the 48 million acres of public lands administered by the BLM.
A cultural resource is anything resulting from human activities. These resources include tools, art, trails, buildings, sites, and districts that are important to our knowledge of human development. In Nevada, this resource base stretches from the earliest known human habitation dating back thousands of years to the modern developments of the 19th and 20th centuries. It is the responsibility of the BLM to coordinate the inventory, preservation, and interpretation of these important but fragile resources for the public.
Cultural resources give us information about historic and prehistoric human cultures - their geographic distribution, their time range, where the people came from, what happened to them, and what they made and did. This information is important because our present attitudes, values, ideas and material culture have been shaped largely by our past. By studying prehistory and history we can appreciate the forces that have operated to bring us where we are. Knowledge of the differences and similarities of the human response to different environments adds perspective to our present, showing us what we may be capable of achieving and how we might deal with future problems.
Cultural resources are usually divided into three main categories: prehistoric resources, historic resources, and traditional cultural resources.
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The Cuddleslut
32% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 26% Avoidance Of Intimacy
You're mostly secure, but sometimes you need a little extra reassurance to make it through the tough times. You are usually affectionate and sweet, and you find it easy to fall in love. An encouraging word from a crush or a loved one can motivate you for weeks.
Fictional character with whom you might identify: Kaylee (Firefly/Serenity), Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)
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They scored 32% on Anxiety, higher than 50% of your peers.
They scored 26% on Avoidance, higher than 27% of your peers.
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A late try by Brian O'Driscoll settled the all-Irish derby in the RaboDirect Pro12 as Leinster defeated Munster 22-16.
A late try by Brian O'Driscoll settled the all-Irish derby in the RaboDirect Pro12 as Leinster defeated Munster 22-16.
In an entertaining opened period fly-half Ian Madigan kicked the visitors into a 12-10 half-time lead, while Ian Keatley and Felix Jones responded with touchdowns for the hosts.
Keatley added two penalties after the break but another Madigan three-pointer and O'Driscoll's score sealed the win and moved Leinster up to second in the league.
The Dublin-based outfit had gone on a seven-match winning run before their 22-18 defeat to Ulster two weeks ago. Although their arch rivals were effectively out of the race to qualify for the top-four, they had the chance to dent Leinster's chances of securing a home semi-final.
But it was the visitors who started the faster and looked to have opened the scoring after four minutes when Rob Kearney crossed the whitewash.
However, referee Nigel Owens referred it to the TMO and he ruled that the full-back failed to ground the ball. They weren't to be denied for long as, from the resulting scrum, Munster infringed and Madigan kicked them ahead.
Two further penalties from the stand-off took them 9-0 ahead before the hosts finally got on the scoreboard through a Keatley try.
Jones then went over as Rob Penney's men took the lead for the first time, although Leinster led at the break via Madigan's fourth penalty.
The home side opened the second half strongly, though, and successive Keatley three-pointers took the score to 16-12 in the Limerick side's favour.
Joe Schmidt's team responded immediately through the boot of their pivot before O'Driscoll was once again the hero.
The scorers:
For Munster:
Tries: Keatley, Jones
Pens: Keatley 2
For Leinster:
Try: O'Driscoll
Con: Madigan
Pens: Madigan 5
Munster: 15 Felix Jones, 14 Denis Hurley, 13 Casey Laulala, 12 James Downey, 11 Simon Zebo, 10 Ian Keatley, 9 Conor Murray, 8 James Coughlan, 7 Tommy O'Donnell, 6 Peter O'Mahony, 5 Paul O'Connell, 4 Donncha O'Callaghan, 3 Stephen Archer, 2 Damien Varley, 1 David Kilcoyne.
Replacements: 16 Mike Sherry, 17 James Cronin, 18 BJ Botha, 19 Billy Holland, 20 Dave O'Callaghan, 21 Cathal Sheridan, 22 JJ Hanrahan, 22 Ivan Dineen.
Leinster: 15 Rob Kearney, 14 Dave Kearney, 13 Brian O'Driscoll, 12 Gordon D'Arcy, 11 Isa Nacewa, 10 Ian Madigan, 9 Isaac Boss, 8 Jamie Heaslip, 7 Shane Jennings, 6 Sean O'Brien, 5 Quinn Roux, 4 Leo Cullen (c), 3 Mike Ross, 2 Sean Cronin, 1 Cian Healy.
Replacements: 16 Richardt Strauss, 17 Jack McGrath, 18 Michael Bent, 19 Devin Toner, 20 Kevin McLaughlin, 21 John Cooney, 22 Andrew Goodman, 23 Andrew Conway.
Referee: Nigel Owens (WRU)


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By COREY BLUEMELStaff writer
There are more than 2.4 million miles of hazardous liquid and natural gas pipelines running throughout the United States underground. These pipelines include large diameter lines and small diameter lines. Some carry petroleum products, some carry water, and still others carry electricity. No matter what the pipeline is carrying, a disaster could happen if the pipeline is damaged in some way.
Robert Bruton of the Pipeline Group, opened the program by saying, "This educational presentation is sponsored by Anadarko Petroleum Corporation, Questar, and XTO Energy Inc. They believe in safety and in greater public awareness of the pipelines which are running underground."
Bruton stated the first oil well was drilled in 1865 in Pennsylvania. This resulted in the first pipeline in the US and it was five miles long. Today pipelines have been installed throughout the US. In Utah, there are 42,874 miles of pipelines carrying petroleum products, as well as chemical. These pipelines run from the site of production, to the processing plants, and on to the consumers.
As for the petroleum products, there are two types, liquid and gaseous. Liquid fuels vapors are heavier than air and will sink to the lowest point on the surfaces around the discharge. Gaseous vapors are lighter than air and will rise above the discharge site.
Either type of an accidental discharge can be very dangerous, and the purpose of this presentation is to educate contractors, excavators, county crews and city crews of the dangers of digging before the underground lines are located.
"Call before you dig, it's the law in Utah," said Bruton. "Anyone who is doing any type of construction or excavation work must call at least two days before the work is to begin. This allows time for the pipeline owners in the area of the excavation to visit the site and mark the location of their pipelines. Think, practice and live safety."
A person should visually check the entire area before any excavation is begun. The pipeline companies will post signs, and many of the companies have different kinds of signs. Each of the signs, no matter what kind it is, will have the company name and contact information on them. To be safe, call the company and get educated about where the pipelines are.
The notification center in Utah is the Blue Stakes program. All underground utilities in Utah belong to the Blue Stakes program. Everyone who plans to do any excavation must call Blue Stakes before beginning to dig. That includes all professional contractors and even do-it-yourself projects.
A copy of Utah State law can be obtained as www.bluestakes.org. The telephone number for Blue Stakes is 1-800-662-4111, and must be made two days in advance of the digging project, and no more than seven days. This application will require some personal information plus all the locational information about the project as possible.
A verification number for the project will be given. Keep this number on file. Members of the utility that belong to Blue Stakes will come to the site and mark any facilities which they have in your area.
If things should go wrong and damage is done to a pipeline, you need to be able to recognize and deal with the problem. Report any damage done to a pipeline, even something as minor as a scratch, to the owner. A scratch could cause the pipeline to corrode or rupture sometime in the future, and the owner of the pipeline will want to do any repair it deems necessary before the line is reburied.
Be alert for sounds, smells or otherwise noticed clues to pipeline damage. If you detect any damage, call 911 immediately. They will notify the emergency responders and will take steps to evacuate the area if necessary. Call the utility involved and keep people out of the area. Just because the gas may not be burning or may have exploded immediately, doesn't mean that it will not. Many times explosions happen some time after the rupture of the pipe.
Not only are pipelines dangerous, but electricity lines, water lines, sewer line, drain lines and communication and cable TV lines are underground. Disruption of these services can be very costly also, not only in terms of dollars but the disruption of emergency services. If telephone lines are out, no one in the area will be able to place a phone call to 911.
Wrongful death law suits have been filed against contractors who disrupt communications, and someone has died because emergency services could not be contacted. The bottom line is 'Call before you dig. Everyone should know the products that are transported by pipelines in the area, enter any questionable area from upwind, evacuate everyone to a safe distance, identify the utility and notify them, extinguish any secondary fires, do not interfere with the operation of the pipeline and do not shut off any valves, work in harmony with the incident commander, and keep any escaping liquids from entering manholes or drains.
Blue Stakes was organized more than 30 years ago with the three major utilities as members. Now, more than 400 entities are members. Everyone is reminded to dig safely and call before you dig. Blue Stakes has numerous materials available for contractors and private citizens to explain the Dig Safely campaign. Call 1-800-662-4111 or visit www.bluestakes.org.


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It reminds me of my mom, piña coladas are her drink of choice 🙂ReplyCancel
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I've been using it for pretty much everything inter web since I moved here to NC from Reno. Plus I'm blonde. There's that.ReplyCancel
My favorite great-grandmother was named Minerva. Very fitting, as she was full of wisdom. I think it's a beautiful name and should there ever be a mini-MinnieSaSa, her name will be Minerva.ReplyCancel
Well, mine would have been just plain "Karen" but when I first started commenting a year or so ago (about a month before the whole Himmmm thing) there was already a Karen and a K.
I went with *karen* to let the asteriks represent my two star tattoos that I have on the inside of each wrist.ReplyCancel
Mine is based on where I now live.ReplyCancel
I'm the mom of 4 boys. Being their mom is the most important thing I've ever done so it seemed a natural choice.ReplyCancel
One of my favorite movies with one of my favorite actresses, plus I love the name Eve. I like this question because there's a lot of interesting names here 🙂ReplyCancel
It is a nickname for my favorite "Big Bad" villain on one of my favorite shows of all time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.ReplyCancel
I get annoyed registering screen names. My last one was COUNTESS BLOGGERVILLE. Whilst registering here I was.trying to think of another fancy screen name……..and history was born……….
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This is my second account because my ex knew the password to the old one, so I deleted that one.
Anyway, a couple of years ago, I worked at a gas station with a friend named Angela. So much hilarious stuff went down while we worked there, that we decided to start our own blog and named it Kelgela. It only lasted a day or two because she quit right after.ReplyCancel
Reese is short for Theresa. Peace is what I'm striving for and in putting my demons to rest, I'm finding some at last. Reese's Peace. =)
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Same as my twitter handle. And I realize I'm an S short, but it just seems so unnecessary.ReplyCancel
It's the only lady character on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and it's ironic because she's a huge bitch. She hangs out with her bro and guy friends, so do I (well two bros–they're twins whereas on the show she IS the twin). Sometimes they call me Sweet Dee because I can be a bitch, but they tell me it's in a funny way. They say that lol. They all love that show, and I like it too.
That's where the similarities end, because the characters on the show are all terrible people and not smart, unlike my crew, all scientists.ReplyCancel
Brea rhymes with my actual name although they are spelled differently & McCain is from John McCainReplyCancel
I lurked forever, and the posts that most made me want to create an account in order to comment were the ones to which I'd think or exclaim, "What's up with that?!" So when I finally finally finally decided to comment, that's the phrase I went with for my ID, abbreviated.ReplyCancel
I had a good friend years ago who called everyone Chica. I used to be atlchica, but changed it when I moved to Seattle. Occasionally people assume I am Hispanic. I'm not, but I speak Spanish near fluently.
My other screen name is a Russian word. I just like foreign languages.ReplyCancel
An ex used to call me the little habanero, which morphed into pepper. I was signing up for something online and pepper was taken so it ended up redhotpepper and it stuck.ReplyCancel
Haha..new poster here but lengthy lurker. After a series of failed relationships quite some time ago I took a break from the dating scene and made a male unfriendly name for the internet. The PV is for my location and the siren is a fictional mermaid type character who draws oceangoing men to their deaths on the rocky shores with her wailing. It stopped guys from hitting on me online (I was shellgrrl before that) so it served its' purpose! I now use it on twitter too.ReplyCancel
Someone referred to me as a Fair Maiden years ago, also my birthdate.ReplyCancel
It's my favourite flower, that's all! 🙂ReplyCancel
Mine is the short version of a dog's name.
When my dad was a boy he had a dog that inexplicably got gloriously named *Don Frederico Del Riser*. He used to laugh and say it was a great name cuz' "You could call him Don, or Fred, or Rico etc. I just love it!
I got it from when I was in Dublin. It's Irish Gaelic and means "Kiss my arse." I thought it would be funny to use for a username and it sounds like an actual name.ReplyCancel
i'm from Canada and i'm a chick 😀ReplyCancel
I am a cut flower grower in NE and dahlia are one of my specialties, esp. the Cafe au Lait…ReplyCancel
My boss used to call me Sunshine, and my friend's older crazy stoner neighbor always called me Glowy. At one point, they merged and Sunny is my real life nickname. My best friend's nickname is Pip (I changed a letter so as not to out her!) and we got into so many antics, that people called us the Pip and Sunny show, or my favorite, "fu**ing Pip and Sunny" said while shaking their head. We even had a theme song!ReplyCancel
I've been MsSyko since the first days on AOL, so when I got a Google account I used the same name. I dropped the "Ms" in here just to seem more friendly. I'm not sure why I ever picked that name in the first place, I think it wasn't so much that I felt I was psycho, just that psycho things always seem to happen to me. If I'm sitting in a bar and a one legged man with a parrot on his shoulder walks in, I know without a doubt that he will ask me to dance. I'm a psychomagnet.ReplyCancel
So many great stories!
@Twirl… glad you're back home… thanks for serving our country!
My name:
Tinsel…I live in LA.
Sass… My friends appreciate that I speak truth with humor and don't buy into Hollywood nonsense. (Note: You all help keep me honest! Thanks!!!)
I'm an idiotReplyCancel
Jem is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous! Sorry, lost it there for a moment. I loved this cartoon so much as a kid I forced a friend to let me draw stars on her face using my mom's eye pencils. She had an allergic reaction to the make-up. Whoops.ReplyCancel
Mine is a 'Princess Bride' reference. 'Mawage!'ReplyCancel
One of my favorite movie characters, Mia Farrow in Alice.ReplyCancel
@Syko, Sorry, but I thought that was awesome, lol. Can I hang with ya, that sounds acctually fun! 😀ReplyCancel
For Dolly, of course!ReplyCancel
Some great stories here. I've actually changed mu i.d., a couple times and I don't remember what the old versions were. I've been thinking about changing up again, any suggestions?
Oh yes, I do live (part of the year) Under the Big Sky and for the most part, I really hate it here, LOL.ReplyCancel
Lower your expectations
Now lower them so more
Now drink 2 pitchers of pale ale . . .
The Pip and Sunny show
The Pip and Sunny show
When you've got nowhere to go
The Pip and Sunny show
Just come along with us
You don't have to fuss
It's okay to cuss
The Pip and Sunny show
Because I could never get my first choice, Dixie Wrecked, to show. Too naughty I guess. *shrugs*ReplyCancel
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I work in a National Park.ReplyCancel
@WUWT? Love it! Anytime I hear someone say that I automatically go the SNL ski with the guy singing What's Up With That and Jason Sudeikis doing the running man in background. Gawd it cracks me up EVERY time.
Mine comes from everyone tell me I'm so funny….therefore I'm just thatfunnygirl.ReplyCancel
Did anyone else sing the Pip and Sunny Theme song out loud while reading it? =)ReplyCancel
I went to Tulane University for undergrad and we're the Green Wave. And I'm a girl. 🙂 my actual google address is an old email addy combined with my bday (7-11).ReplyCancel
My boyfriend one told me that I was difficult and complex but ultimately worth all the effort..
One day I was cutting up a mango and I was having a hard time peeling the skin and cutting it up and was making a big mess and then when I eating it it was so delicious and I thought it was worth all the work and then the thought crossed my mind, "OMG I'm a mango!"ReplyCancel
My favorite bitchtastic quote in celeb gossipdom is Madonnas reaction to a fan giving her a bouquet of flowers and the pretentious bitch shoots a death glare and says in her godawful British accent "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas, he obviously doesn't know that" as if everyone should just know that. Plus the fact that she doesn't even hate them, she loathes them, I love it.
Onyx is my puppy. He liked to rip off the flower blossoms off of bushes when he was a little puppy and would walk with this giant flower in his mouth so I thought it fits him.ReplyCancel
My moniker is actually SadiesRotten – I shortened it to Sadie here – it's been so long I don't remember why.
I usually don't share its meaning and soon you'll see why. I feel comfortable revealing it here because I don't know any of you personally.
Here goes . . . It stems from a childhood nick – my mom used to call me Sadie Rotten Crotch. And NO, nothing was wrong/is with my crotch. Its just a saying she used when I was young. So when it came time to create an online user name I chose SadiesRotten and have used it ever since (25+ yrs now).
So now lets hear your responses, I'm sure this will be fun! lolReplyCancel
Okay, I got my new name picked out, and I will share it with all of CDAN.
Drum Roll…I Winter with Elk. And Yes, we do live on a actual Elk Range (the elk are here only the winter months).
Due to having the magical creatures living among our family; thus the reason we still live here. Until our youngest graduates from H.S.
The elk are only on our property at dusk or later.But we can see the herds during the day on the side of the mountain out of the back of the house. I LOVE waking in the middle of the night to hear their bugles. Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYzWmKlZtrU
Oh, we have poachers on our property every single winter…I dislike that very much.ReplyCancel
It's a reference to the last job I held. "Comma chaser" is slang for someone who is a technical writer or works in digital publications. I'm not sure if it's a common term, but common enough for my fellow 'chasers that we thought it was funny.
Also, FluffyCatLover69 was taken, so hence the slightly nerdier/more appropriate alternative.ReplyCancel
Because I do the robot. It's my best dance move. 🙂ReplyCancel
I've made the change.
My username on another message board was shocked_princess, chosen because I like the word shocked and it is the title of one of my favorite Kylie songs, and Sarah (my name) means princess. Other users referred to me as Shocky as a kind of nickname of a nickname, hence the name I am now using here.
Mine is a tattoo I have on my lower back. Yes, it's a tramp stamp! I got it after I broke up with my ex-fiancée and the meaning is "eternal life".ReplyCancel
Thank you Enty!! I asked him to do this for a your turn because I love all the user names and knew there had to be some great stories behind them.
Mine comes from when my oldest child was two. My husband told him "You know what Mama is?? Mama's Sexy!" Sweet right? Not really. For several months afterwards my two year old son called me "Mama Sexy" everywhere we went. At the grocery store, the library, work, etc. "MAMA SEXY?? Can I have a sucker??" MAMA SEXY? Can I get this book???" My husband was quite proud of himself…ReplyCancel
About 10 years ago, there was a "wu-tang name generator" and a co-worker put my name in and CHS came up. He still calls me that.ReplyCancel
It's my first name +buns. In high school, I was the lust of all the boys (unbeknownst to me!) because of my bodacious booty. All my guy friends called my Chrissy buns, and I thought it was because I was adorable and stuff. No. They just liked my butt…and believe me, it has only gotten bigger…ReplyCancel
Boring, inspired by Em Eye Kay and others, went with the phonics version of my initials. Lots of my friends call me EGB though, or just E. thought about using the name that the kids call me at work, Boss Lady Erin, but there used to be a Boss Lady that posted and I didn't want to be a copy cat, but that is my name on twitter. Love hearing theses stories, though, especially the musical references- you guys are a creative lot!ReplyCancel
Frufra was the nickname of our dearly beloved, treated like a human, first dog. He was the dog we got before children, hence he had a cutie nickname, wore clothes, went on vacation with us, etc. We were the couple who showed up at your house for the weekend with our dog!ReplyCancel
@EmEyeKay…so is yours your name all spelled out? I've always been curious, and I'm not always the quickest on the uptake 😉ReplyCancel
I think this might be my favorite Your Turn…next to the hangover cure one. That one was quite informative.ReplyCancel
It's after the French proto-surrealist writer Comte de Lautreamont (pen name of Isidore Ducasse) who wrote one book (Maldoror) and promptly died of a putrid fever during the Paris Commune.ReplyCancel
@ChrissyBuns: I've always assumed your name came about the way you thought. Sometimes I call The Short One "Buns". Now I'll think of your… buns… :/
It's not my initials, actually, but close to them. It's the first three letters of my name, phonetically.
David Garza (if anyone knows who he is… maybe @CommaChaser would?) wrote me a note a long time ago, and he spelled out my first name that way. I thought it was cute.ReplyCancel
It's my name. When I write it, nobody knows how to pronounce it, and when I say it, nobody knows how to spell it.
Some of you may remember that I used to be called Harriet Hellfire. I have a long list of band names I would use if I knew how to play an instrument or write a song. One of the imaginary bands was "Harriet and the Harlots of Heckfire". Harriet Hellfire would be my stage name.
CDAN comments section; you are my stage. *L*ReplyCancel
My goal is for everyone to think of my buns…I am now closer to that goal *rubs hands together*ReplyCancel
They're the last names of two of my fave characters from one of my fave shows (spoiler alert: it's Archer.)
If I had gone with the first names instead, it would have been pam-cheryl. Boring. I've always thought my real names were super boring, so I tend to use unusual names online. If they're fun to say out loud, I'm there.ReplyCancel
@Tuxedo Cat…love Tuxedo kitties! I am a proud Crazy Cat Lady!! =^.^= One of my other nicknames is ReeseMeow because of my cat-craziness.
Shake it off, sweetie!! You're amongst friends here. I've had a couple of off-moments here but I'm a fluffball of a human and it hurts my heart to see others hurting. You may have gained weight, but you're still beautiful. Tight hugs, hon!ReplyCancel
Thanks Reese, I was only joking though! You are so sweet though to post.ReplyCancel
im a freak for CinemaReplyCancel
Seachica I honestly thought it was because you really liked the ocean lol.
Sunny it is bad that I imagined you doing a tap dancing routine to your theme song? That is awesome.
Tuxedo we would love to see your beautiful face! And anyone who says otherwise is foolish.ReplyCancel
My favorite movie. Also I am obsessed with Italy and I plan to live there one day…. A girl can dream right?ReplyCancel
I was registering my ID as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny were throttling each other on the TV in the background. That's why I chose Bunny Warren….simples! My real name was the Welsh version of the name Jane…..a tiny bit more exotic! Jane is a lovely name, reminds me of Jane Austen, Jane Eyre and many other romantic heroines. My brothers all call me Jane, even though it isn't my name….just to make me blush. hahahaha!ReplyCancel
I chose this name bc I have 4 black and white cats, all related.
I deleted my previous post bc I didn't want anyone else to worry – it was just satire going on about the insulting cat lady poster from last week. Sorry about that…ReplyCancel
My husband calls me Silly Girl, so that's what I picked. I AM silly in real life. Fun aunt, crazy mom, silly wife, etc. I don't take anything to seriously and we always do our grocery shopping in our pajamas. We dance and sing and enjoy life. My husband is my straight wing man. He keeps me balanced. Because of me, he laughs now. Didn't do that much before we met.
Love all the stories!! You guys are awesome!
Thank you, Chilie & Em!
@Em…I assumed you liked Disney, lol.
I don't know why I'm Lola but I was nicknamed Lola by an online friend back in MySpace days (you can probably still find me since, I assume, my account still exists) so there it is. I also have a special email related to this name, which I bring up because of a post in the last couple of days about how to get in touch with each other when you don't want to broadcast your "real" email. I suggest creating a "CDAN" email and then giving out your real email when contacted by someone you want to communicate with (firstname.lastname@example.com, btw)
When I first started commenting here a long time ago I went by another random name but after a couple of years of not commenting, I've forgot the email and the name I used (I could probably figure it out if I made the effort to go back and investigate…but yeah…).
I actually go by another nom de plume on most websites and I go by yet a third name on twitter (which was my nickname in college).ReplyCancel
I'm a woman in Canada. Blah
i want to change it, but i have such a hard time thinking of decent screen names…I'm not so creative.
I've always had an obsession with Greek mythology… Melpomene is the Greek muse of tragedy, and who doesn't like to read a good tragedy! It's the only time I let myself bawl like a baby (while I'm alone of course.lol).ReplyCancel
@Maja: I remember Harriet Hellfire! I always liked that name. Re: your real name, I assume it's pronounced "Maya"?ReplyCancel
As a fellow fan of Greek mythology, @Melopmene, your screen name always makes me smile.ReplyCancel
Because I'm a winemaker, and I whine. Apparently a lot. LOLReplyCancel
It's my roller derby name. I also collect Pez.ReplyCancel
@JSierra- Salve! I took Latin in HS too. I was Zoe and then I changed to Paulina the next year.ReplyCancel
I work in fashion and in school was known for wearing the highest and craziest shoes (preferably red)! I wear flats for work now and heels only for fun times. I still do get commented a lot about the height of my heels! Last time was New Year's. They are mostly platforms, so I don't even consider my shoes being outrageously hard to walk with.ReplyCancel
It's a lyric from a Styx song…ReplyCancel
@Em – I definite remember David Garza. Used to go see him play little shows in Houston and Austin as David Garza and The Lovebeads (early 90s), then when he would play as Dahveed, and of, course when he just went with good old David Garza. Ohhhh… he can still make my heart go pitter patter when I think of those days.ReplyCancel
Thank you! Glad to see that there is a fellow lover of Greek mythology! I promise that even though Melpomene is my favorite muse, I'm actually a pretty happy person! Lol!ReplyCancel
@Disco – of COURSE you would! I was forgetting where you both are from! You get cooler by the minute, in my book. I wish we lived in the same town.
I just loved him. This was before my music-industry days, when I was just a plain ol' show-goer. My ex was so pissed that he gave me his number.
"…and the dreadlocked white girls… spinning in a discoball world…"ReplyCancel
I moved from Detroit to Nashville and everyone kept calling me, and not in a good way, a Yankee. It pissed me off and sassyankee was born.ReplyCancel
How cool! Which one? If you don't mind me asking. That is a secret wish of mine someday…ReplyCancel
I can't wait to read all these answers, because I agree – we've got some interesting and creative monikers on CDAN!
My grandma was quite the Southern belle (I'm a fifth generation Cracker, myself) so choosing Cornbread was my little homage to my Southern roots.ReplyCancel
IT USED TO BE "IRISHSTAYC" because I'm Irish and …um my name is stacey -But when I started my blog and online stuff i switched to my full name. I am enjoying reading what everyone was thinking when they chose their names!ReplyCancel
@davidsfan I. Love him too, I always read his Christmas book around this time of year.ReplyCancel
Mine is my twitter handle. I left fb ages ago and joined twitter and didn't want people I know finding me online without me giving them my id. So I created an alter ego and chose sasha a name I love, and sasha James was created.ReplyCancel
@obitguy, that's a cool job! How did you get that? Journalism degree, maybe?ReplyCancel
@E Gee, I don't know what nymag is. I did comment today on Celebitchy though (wow, those chicks are brutal!)ReplyCancel
@ Mango it gets me everytime:)
@ Silly, truer words were never spoken:)ReplyCancel
I left Celebitchy feeling very meangirlishly effected. Not a real word, I know that, but I don't know what else to call it!ReplyCancel
Mines my Good friends nickname for me. It kind of fits because I was quite the troublemaker as a kid. Who did that? Katy did.
Astrogirl I love yours. When I was growing up in Australia we watched astroboy all the time I was talking to some friends about it the other day and no one knew what I was talking about, it made me miss home.
I'll check it out, @E Gee!! Thanks for the compliment!ReplyCancel
There was already a "Dani", which is my usual handle. And I'd just watched Seinfeld, which I love a lot.ReplyCancel
Because I grew up in Chicago. Second City, and when adults talked to me, they would be like, "Hey, Kid!" =) Especially when I rode my bike on the grass on the other the side of the walk with friends (city property, btw)ReplyCancel
Love it!ReplyCancel
I'm smart and funny and the names sound great together, IMOReplyCancel
My birthday month and something I like that went well together with "May."ReplyCancel
@Agent: Unfortunately, the people here are the reason for me wishing to be somewhere else, every single day of my life.
I grew up in the state, in a different area, where people work very hard to survive. I've lived all over the US and really never thought I would end up living here again. There are some hardworking ppl that live here and I will fight until my death to support them. Not many that I have met but the ones that go that extra mile, I will not fail to support them. It's a hard place to find enough work to support yourself, let alone a family.
My husband does not work here and that makes matters that much worse, when ppl find out he works in other states, primary NYC. WE often have ppl tell us to go back to NY if we want work done, especially odd jobs around our home.
Hubby broke his shoulder last week, Thursday. I have had him to the ER twice and to our GP once. I finally have hounded and made a big enough bitch of myself, he will have surgery tomorrow afternoon. He almost had to fly back to the east coast to find a surgeon that was working this week.
I gave up on living here years ago. But I love the elk!ReplyCancel
Love Toad!ReplyCancel
I've often wondered about the background of posters' names, so very informative Your Turn. 😉
I love Reality Bites and all things 1990's.ReplyCancel
@Bulldog Fart
What a little cutie you are!!ReplyCancel
I can't wait to read the next question. What is your Social Security number?ReplyCancel
When my mom found out she was going to be a grandma for the first time (my brother's) she was trying to think of what she wanted to be called that didn't make her feel so old, when discussing her future moniker we decided some day my grandkids should call me Mama Ray. (Ray being my nickname) I was only 25 at that time. 12 yrs later, I am now a Mom of 3 ages 10, 7 & 3. Hopefully I still have a LONG time left before we find out if it really sticks!ReplyCancel
My name and … from a time when I was a huge can't-miss-a-Sunday fan of Dale Earnhardt Jr. when he drove the 8 Budweiser car. I don't even know who he drives for now…ReplyCancel
Libby, do you still comment on DListed? I love the site, but I can't stand the cliquey comment boards, and they are MEAN! hahaha…I'm a tad thin skinned 😉ReplyCancel
Cat rescuer IRL. Among many other things.ReplyCancel
@pazazz, Iove Jem! And thanks to Netflix I can watch it whenever I want toReplyCancel
@ Sunny, love that! Hahaha! You sound like a lot of fun 🙂ReplyCancel
Mine's from "The Demented Cartoon Movie" which is a goofy cartoon where stick people keep accidentally blowing up the world. Zeeky H. Bomb is my avatar; he says "Zeeky Boogy Doog!" which makes the world blow up. So don't read my name out loud!
Maja – I have the same problem, and almost the same name! Put an "r" in the middle of yours, and you have mine.ReplyCancel
Loved reading all the comments, so many interesting stories!ReplyCancel
Shiny Special One was one of the minion's names for Glorificus, wasn't it? For a second I thought it could have been one of Xander's names for Dracula in that funny episode where he got enthralled.
What am I saying .. they were all funny! Well, except at the end when Joss Whedon was all focused on Angel, and they went off a little bit.
Great name though, and Buffy for ever!ReplyCancel
Thanks for posting! I've been curious about your name for a while – its so cute!
I too am a crazy dog person (aussie mix &dobie/lab) so I love your storyReplyCancel
It's from an old, old usenet name. I was "feeling blue" so indigo with y's… It got shortened over the years. But I've been contemplating the 'CDAN specific' name change lately. Sounds like a good time to do it. New Year, new name. So this is my last post under this ID. But now I have to think of something.ReplyCancel
Oooh glad you asked ! Mine are my double barrelled married surname, I don't get married until mid 2013 (in LA funny enough..after doing Route 66 for my 40th!) so we may change our mind on double barrelled by then and/or be too knackered to do the wedding!
But back to the point it is a really dull google ID isn't it!!
Because I never got over the fact that he loved Joanie and not me (that would be the 10 year old me who hung out in a polyester pyjama set watching mega tv, hoping against hope to catch a graphic sex scene on "The Love Boat"…constant disappointment – for sure Gopher had the goods).ReplyCancel
One of my "Skyrim" characters…a nord.with my real name Bonnie… and a typical nord name is two words…hyphenated. On that file I used a frost enchanted blade…so…bonnie blue-bladeReplyCancel
@catsrus…me too…eight right now ranging from 18 to a year old…also many cages of rats and a blue tongue skink…ReplyCancel
There's no place like plrtz glrbReplyCancel


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Olivia Holt is the 15-year-old actress who plays Kim in Kickin' It. She also stars in the Halloween special movie Girl vs. Monster. Besides being really pretty, she seems like a really friendly and sweet girl. Find out more. . .
Q: Tell us about Skylar, your character in Girl vs. Monster.
Olivia: So powerful and confident and carefree and open-minded. She's such an incredible girl. I feel like she's such a role model too just because she doesn't care what other people think, which I think is great. She is fearless, but halfway through the movie she learns fear and she has to learn how to overcome that fear. You get to see her being totally fearless to being really scared, and you get to see her go through these changes of trying to accept the fact that this is actually happening, that she's actually learning fear. You get to see her face her fears with how she does it. And I think it's really cool how her friends are helping her through it telling her, "Look we go through this every day. This is nothing new for us. You just have to learn how to stay confident and powerful."
Q: What was the scariest scene in the movie?
Olivia: Most of the scenes in the movie were put in with CGI for the monsters, so most of the time I
was just looking at an "X" mark. But there was this one scene where they actually had a monster there for us talking back and forth, and I thought it was terrifying. It's a scarecrow so I don't understand how that's terrifying, but the way that they made him and did his voice was really scary. There was this one scene where we were all in the woods and he was right behind us and when we all turned around he did something that was just like out of the blue. He like lifted up his arms and was all like dragging around. That was pretty scary for me. I was a little bit terrified. Those reactions in the movie were real. [Laughter]
Q: Have you ever had a scary Halloween experience when you were kid?
Olivia: Yeah, I'd be walking up to the houses to get candy and they'd have like all the scary statues, like the moving ones that are motion-sensored and you'd just walk up to it and it'd start moving. Those things scared me. Every time I saw one of them near the door I'd be like, "Someone go first because I'm just waiting here. You get me the candy."
Q: What are you doing for Halloween this year?
Olivia: I think it's a cool time of year. You know, you get to dress up as a different character and you get to go out and be someone that you don't get to be on a regular daily basis. And of course the candy's definitely a plus. I am going to dress up and hopefully go trick-or-treating. I may be a little bit too old, but I'm going to take advantage of my 11-year-old brother and probably go trick-or-treating with him just to get the candy. [Laughter] No, but I'm excited. I love Halloween. I think it's fun.
Q: What's your favorite costume from when you were young?
Olivia: I think my all-time favorite . . . I was Little Bo Peep one year. I had the little hat with the bow underneath the chin and I had a cane. I didn't start growing hair 'til I was five, so I was bald Little Bo Peep. [Laughter] But like I look back on the picture and it was really cute. So that was a pretty cool Halloween costume.
Q: What's happening with Kickin' It?
Olivia: Well, we just wrapped season two. It was such a cool season because you get to see the characters grow up and all the changes they go through. I'm still kinda finding Kim as the season goes on and the more episodes that we do, and I think that she's going through so many changes. She's just trying to find herself. I look up to her myself and I love playing her, and I think this season's really cool because you get to see the relationship between Jack (played by Leo Howard) and Kim start growing and she expresses her feelings to Jack. That's really cool because from the start you just knew that she liked him and he liked her, and this season shows that a little bit more.
Q: Did you take gymnastics when you were little?
Olivia: I was a competitive gymnast for seven years, and it totally tied in with the martial arts in the show. There are some things that are pretty challenging that we have to learn, but it works out well because I get to put my gymnastics into the martial arts because they're somewhat similar in some ways, and I think it's really cool.
Q: When did you first know you wanted to perform?
Olivia: Ever since I was little my sister and I would put on little plays in front of my family. My mom saw how much we both enjoyed it and she took us to a local theater in our hometown. We had so much fun just being up on stage and being able to perform and become a different character. It was all so much fun to me. I think I booked my first role for a Hasbro commercial when I was 10, and I had so much fun. The camera, the actors, and just the whole crew was so much fun to work with and I thought, "Wow. This is cool." I never really experienced anything like that because I was so used to being up on stage. But being in front of a camera and then watching it air on TV was really cool.
Q: Have you ever been bullied?
Olivia: Yes, I have in some ways in middle school. I was a cheerleader, and I played chess, but the cliques started happening and nobody wanted me to branch out and be friends with everyone. It was a big deal with me being a cheerleader and then playing chess. I would go to the chess tournaments and the cheerleaders would be like, "What are you doing?" And so, it was a little bit challenging for me to make friends in middle school because no one wanted me to be friends with other people. It was difficult for me to talk to them about it because no one wants to listen to me being like, "But I am who I am. I'm going to make friends with who I want to make friends with, and I want to be doing what I want to be doing." But I did talk to them. I talked to the cheerleaders. I was like, "Guys, come on. This is what I like to do. You can't stop me from what I like to do."
It was difficult for me, but I feel like everyone should be confident enough to branch out and show their true colors. So many people are so judgmental, and I'm totally against it because everyone wants to have a friend. I feel like you should be a friend first, and that was a problem. Everyone was just so insecure about themselves that they didn't really know how to talk to other people. I wish everyone could just get along and stay positive and happy. Stay confident and be yourself. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
Q: What is one thing you would wish everyone would do to make the world a better place?
Olivia: It kind of sounds cheesy, but I honestly do think that everyone should just be happy. I have a huge problem with carrying stress on my shoulders, and when I do that I'm just moping around all the time and have a really negative attitude. I realize I'm making that choice and I can make the choice to be happy and have that positive attitude. I have a really strong relationship with God and I pray, and when I do, everything turns out ok.
Q: Do you have personal motto?
Olivia: "Treat others the way you would want to be treated." That's something that my parents have told me. If I'm acting a certain way to my little brother or my older sister or to any friend, they say, "Treat others the way you would want to be treated." And of course I would want to be treated incredible. I wouldn't want to be treated bad at all. So that's when I realize that, "You're right. I should be treating people kindly and nicely." That's the way to go.
Q: What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Olivia: Ok, I'm going to tell this really embarrassing story that just happened to me. So I'm in New York and I went to visit the Empire State Building. We went up to the top – such a beautiful view – and we're coming down in the elevator and I'm taking a video with my phone. I turn the phone to me and I go, "Yes! That is the Eiffel Tower!" And everyone in the elevator just looked at me like, "Did you just say the Eiffel Tower?" and I was like, "Nooo." So I have a really embarrassing video on my phone now of me showing the Empire State Building but saying it was the Eiffel Tower. I don't know what I was thinking. Very embarrassing moment though.
Q: What food can you not live without?
Olivia: Chicken. But it has to be with ketchup. I like fried. I like grilled. I enjoy any kind of chicken. It just has to be with ketchup. I literally have ketchup in my purse everywhere I go. [Laughter]
Q: What would a perfect day be for you?
Olivia: I'm a pretty relaxed person, but I like doing fun things. So maybe starting the day off going to a theme park, because I love roller coasters, with my family and some of my friends, and maybe middle of the day going to the beach to kind of chill, and then having a nice dinner with a pretty view and then coming home and taking a nap because I love to sleep. [Laughter]
Q: If you could make up your own flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Olivia: Red velvet ice cream mixed with vanilla, maybe a little bit of chocolate, and there'd be strawberries in it and Oreo cookie crumbs. It'd be called Olivia's Magic Wonder.
Interview by Marie Morreale


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Oilers Hire Wayne Fleming As Assistant Coach
Jonathan Willis
August 25 2009 06:00PM
The Oilers have hired Wayne Fleming - last seen as the head coach of Avangard Omsk of the KHL (far right in the video above) - as an assistant to Pat Quinn.
Fleming, like virtually everyone who Steve Tambellini has hired since being named Oilers' GM, has had extensive experience with Hockey Canada. Fleming served as the GM (and assistant coach) of Canada's National Olympic Program from 1990-92. Under his watch, the Canadians won silver at the 1992 Olympics. The Canadian team featured (among others) former Dallas coach Dave Tippett, while current Oiler Nikolai Khabibulin was the third goaltender for the gold-medal winning Russians. Fleming also served as Team Canada's head coach at the 2001 and 2002 World Championships (he coached Steve Staios at the latter event), and as an associate coach at the 2002 and 2006 Olympics and the 2004 World Cup of Hockey.
Outside of his work with Hockey Canada, Fleming's had an incredibly diverse career as a coach. He spent nine seasons as head coach of the University of Manitoba Bisons (he was an assistant coach and player before that) before joining Hockey Canada, and during those nine seasons he won two championships. After his time with the Bisons and his first stint with Hockey Canada, Fleming took a job coaching Leksands in the Swedish Elite League, a position he held for four seasons. He also coached in Switzerland and Germany before taking a job as an assistant to Islanders head coach Rick Bowness in 1997-98. He lasted two seasons, and worked with three head coaches: Bowness, Mike Milbury, and Bill Stewart. Oilers' defenseman Jason Strudwick played some games for the 1997-98 team.
During his time with the Islanders, Fleming was responsible for coaching the powerplay. Over his two seasons with the team, the Islanders ranked 10th and 13th in the NHL in PP%; in overall scoring they ranked 16th and 22nd. It seems safe to say that Fleming got the job done. Fleming's time on the Island ended with the promotion of Stewart to head coach; Stewart's first move was to move Fleming into scouting.
After two years, Fleming was hired as an assistant coach to Bob Francis in Phoenix (future Bruins' coach Mike Sullivan was on the roster) then. He left the Coyotes to work for Hockey Canada, before returning to the NHL. His next job was in Philadelphia, where he spent three seasons as an assistant to Ken Hitchcock (Hitchcock had previously worked with Fleming at the 2002 Olympics). During the NHL lockout, Fleming considered a position in Switzerland, and his agent talked a little bit about why HC Bern wanted to hire him:
"Wayne is a kind of hockey god overseas. He spent a lot of time in Europe. He is considered a teacher over there, not a yeller. They really like people like him."
After resigning in Philadelphia, Fleming joined Jim Playfair's staff in Calgary in time for the 2006-07 season, and worked for both Playfair and Mike Keenan. He resigned his position in Calgary to make the jump to the KHL after being recruited by Jaromir Jagr.
Last year, Fleming was the head coach for Avangard Omsk, and things went badly. Rangers prospect Alexei Cherepanov died in October because of a heart condition, and ex-NHL'er John Grahame was released by the club because of alleged off-ice issues (Grahame denies the team's allegations). In early January, Fleming was fired mid-game, but then asked to return; he stayed on until the end of the month before resigning.
All things considered, I'm a fan of this move: from everything I've read, Fleming brings in experience on special teams, he's done a ton of video work (and with the Oilers video coach being shown the door, it's a good bet he'll be doing it again) and he's worked extensively with younger players. It's also worth noting that Fleming's departure from Phoenix, Philadelphia and Calgary was on his own terms - he wasn't fired but instead chose to move on. He'll be a nice addition to an already loaded coaching staff.
August 25 2009, 10:38PM
Bob Stauffer wrote:
First off you guys might be surprised by the quality of candidates that expressed interest in the Oilers Assistant Coach position. THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN'T MENTION ANY NAMES LEAVES US TO BELIEVE THERE'S NOBODY. Fleming is a suitable sort for this type of job, and is a good fit. DOUBT IT, WAYNE NEVER SEEMS TO STAY IN ONE PLACE VERY LONG Kelly Buchberger meanwhile is getting the mentoring experience of a lifetime. FIRE BUCHBERGER, HE WAS A LOUSY AHL COACH AND HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF AT THE NHL LEVEL As an aside. No disrespect to Mr. Willis, but five JW stories on the front page of ON is at least three and probably four too many. NOBODY ELSE IS WRITING ANYTHING, WHAT IS HE SUPPOSE TO DO..LET THE SITE GO STALE, GUESS ITS EASY TO JUST CRITISIZE FROM YOUR PERCH. Around July 1st there was some quality breking-coverage type stories getting done on ON. NONE FROM A B STAUFFER I NOTICED. Given that JW has his own site do we really need all five lead stories on the ON site coming from someone who has no direct access to anybody that matters in hockey circles? Combine that with the fact that Jon resides in Mortheastern B.C., it can be argued he doesn't really have a pulse for what is happening in Edmonton either. I can see getting Jon's take once a week…but in this case I think less might be more. Take Care Bob Stauffer
August 25 2009, 10:40PM
@ Bob Stauffer: I'll take these statements as a wish for the other guys to post more too but in a long summer with a whole lot of nothing going on, as one of the oldest readers of the site, I am very happy with the frequency and quality of posts that JW contributes. I look forward to 4 or 5 different articles again in the coming months but for now, JW is offering a perspective and a way of looking at the game that I have surprisingly never really looked at before. Not to kiss ass too much Jon but don't stop. I like the hockey fan I am becoming because of the info you are providing.
As for you Bob, feel free to contribute more often on here too. I've always enjoyed it when yourself or Dan Tencer make a post or two. That's why this site is so great.
And while I am ass kissing, Brownlee you are a God among men , Greggor is awesome, Wanye Gretz, you sir are the hotness and Bingofuel, well, you complete me.
August 25 2009, 10:42PM
yea i gotta say there was no reason for him to come on ON and bash the person who is putting fresh content up. Regardless of the reasons, he is the only one posting at least he is not just letting the site sit. New content every day means people check the site every day
I kind of agree with Bob on this one I find the constant stat breakdown boring but at least we get something to read it can't all be quality this late in the summer
August 25 2009, 11:07PM
If this isn't a sign of J.Willis blowing up worldwide, then I don't know what is. I can't wait until this beef escalates into a full on Oilersnation, Oilers.com turf war!
August 25 2009, 11:08PM
I for one enjoy reading JW's stuff (both on his site & here). Lowetide and JW heve turned into a daily read for me.
With regard to Stauffer's comment, although I do agree that there's often a lot of JW articles, I would have worded it a little differently. I'd prefer to see more articles from other writers as opposed to less from JW. As far as not being "connected to the pulse", I think if that were a prerequisite for writing on the Oil, there'd only be a handful of people doing it. Besides, speculation and statistical analysis is all that some of us hardcore fans have this time of year.
Finally, not to sound like too much of a brown-noser, I think Brownlee has done a great job in getting his name out there over the past couple of years. I thoroughly enjoy reading his articles & listening to him on 1260.
Wow, drinking maybe tonight Bob? Slamming an amateur (is he anymore?) blogger for putting in too much work and almost singlehandedly generating content for a website throughout off-season? Jealous of what's getting built here and that you're left out?
How many hours of radio did you generate off a five word text message? Although JW doesn't have your status, I'd be shocked if you somehow came up with a quarter of the content on your radio show that he manages to fill us in on between this site and his.
When you were starting out did you ever have to deal with an old experienced peer who tried to treat you like a junior even though you had twice the talent he did? That's what I see happening here - it looks like you're feeling a bit insecure and threatened by the young pup. Stick to radio and let Willis stick to blogging. He doesn't come on your show does he?
August 25 2009, 11:12PM
Bob Stauffer wrote:
First off you guys might be surprised by the quality of candidates that expressed interest in the Oilers Assistant Coach position. Fleming is a suitable sort for this type of job, and is a good fit. Kelly Buchberger meanwhile is getting the mentoring experience of a lifetime. As an aside. No disrespect to Mr. Willis, but five JW stories on the front page of ON is at least three and probably four too many. Around July 1st there was some quality breking-coverage type stories getting done on ON. Given that JW has his own site do we really need all five lead stories on the ON site coming from someone who has no direct access to anybody that matters in hockey circles? Combine that with the fact that Jon resides in Mortheastern B.C., it can be argued he doesn't really have a pulse for what is happening in Edmonton either. I can see getting Jon's take once a week…but in this case I think less might be more. Take Care Bob Stauffer
August 25 2009, 11:25PM
Is that really Stauffer? Wow, indeed. That's sort of... unnecessary, isn't it?
One more vote for JW.
...these comments are more entertaining than the news story!
Gee, Bobby,why don't you fill us in on all the exciting Oiler player signings and give us the inside rumours you must know.Or maybe we could talk about the new line combos with our new tough forwards but wait,.....oh we have none of those yet, sorry,its only been 9 months since we knew of these issues, but I digress,there is nothing ELSE to talk about.Or tell me why the Oil did not talk to Heatley BEFORE they made a deal with Ottawa, knowing that they were not on his list of teams? Or who leaked the trade? Come on, keep this Oiler train rolling,at least backwards. Thank god for Jonathan and RB, no matter what they write. The "Summer of Our Discontent" continues....
August 26 2009, 12:40AM
To everybody:
Thanks a lot for the defense. I really do appreciate it.
Bob Stauffer:
Given that OilersNation is one of the fastest growing websites in Canada, I'm sure you can appreciate the need for daily content. I provide that.
As far as access goes, was anything in my piece inaccurate? For that matter, in terms of depth of coverage, how did it compare to Jim Matheson's Journal piece? That's not a shot at Matheson, who obviously has much less space in print format and less freedom than I enjoy here, but a simple observation that sometimes you don't need to know the owner to run up the resume of the new assistant coach.
If you'd like to petition the good men who run the site to cut back the number of articles I write, go ahead. The address is email@example.com. But then again, I'm sure they prefer having ten new articles over the past five days to the two they would have had without me.
Incidentally, if you have any specific complaints about the stuff I write, my email is email@example.com. I'd be more than welcome to hearing any criticisms you might have - I'm not so arrogant as to think what I do couldn't be improved.
Anyways, enough about me: since you're here, have you heard anything interesting about the hiring? Will Fleming be running special teams and doing video work, as I've surmised?
August 26 2009, 12:54AM
Bob Stauffer wrote:
Given that JW has his own site do we really need all five lead stories on the ON site coming from someone who has no direct access to anybody that matters in hockey circles?
Oh, and one more point: there was a time this was true, but it's becoming increasingly less so all of the time. It's been a surprising, albeit not unwelcome, development.
August 26 2009, 01:03AM
Robin Brownlee wrote:
Listen up, smart guy. You're going to come on here and take a dickish shot at me over something Stauffer wrote? For your information, assuming you're interested in the facts, me not writing every day for ON has nothing to do with my willingness to dig up stories. Under my agreement with ON, I can only write 10 items a month. That's what the website can afford right now. I have reached that limit for August. I'd happily write more and as the website grows I hope that'll be the case. Willis has a different agreement and I'm not going to talk about it here. It's not my business or yours. As for your as*hole remark about me not being employed, I write for Canadian Press and Metro Edmonton and co-host Just A Game with Jason Gregor on Thursdays on top of posting here. I'm working four different gigs, so don't bring your weak sh*t around here.
Brownlee is my hero.
Bob Stauffer wrote:
First off you guys might be surprised by the quality of candidates that expressed interest in the Oilers Assistant Coach position. Fleming is a suitable sort for this type of job, and is a good fit. Kelly Buchberger meanwhile is getting the mentoring experience of a lifetime. As an aside. No disrespect to Mr. Willis, but five JW stories on the front page of ON is at least three and probably four too many. Around July 1st there was some quality breking-coverage type stories getting done on ON. Given that JW has his own site do we really need all five lead stories on the ON site coming from someone who has no direct access to anybody that matters in hockey circles? Combine that with the fact that Jon resides in Mortheastern B.C., it can be argued he doesn't really have a pulse for what is happening in Edmonton either. I can see getting Jon's take once a week…but in this case I think less might be more. Take Care Bob Stauffer
I'm sorry, but your post sounds rehearsed, Mr. Stauffer. You're saying, that Willis works too hard and lives too far to be taken seriously? Do you even understand the premise of online content by making such a suggestion?
Ever heard of an "ad hominem," Mr. Stauffer? I realize that English class must have been a million years ago or something for you but a simple Google search will suffice for such a common term.
By suggesting that since Willis isn't in Edmonton that he's without a pulse, but then backtracking into a fit of apologetics by saying that his opinion should be reduced in degrees, is shameful flip-flopping. Is his opinion important, or not? It's pretty much a black and white kind of question, and the answer "kind of important, but only in moderation" is a B.S. response. Who he knows, what he does, or how often he does it, frankly means jack sh*t.
Guys like Tencer. Brownlee and Matheson have the important task of taking important information and translating it back to the Oilers fans in a professional, objective manner. Willis has strived to write in much the same way though his style relies more heavily on hockey stats.
What's the point of having an independent website if it doesn't provide objective, frequently-updated content? A direct connection to the Oiler administration would only pervert that objectivity, not improve it. What you're suggesting is that we march in step and believe, as you want us to believe, that the Oilers website provides great Oiler content, which is hogwash. I don't consider Jen Sharpe's trivial writing or "Fishing with Zack" to be great Oiler content.
Direct access to the Oiler kingdom only guarantees increased exposure of the media content, but not increased quality. If sports media was a meritocracy then I don't doubt it would be the bloggers nods of approval, not puppets like you, Mr. Stauffer.
The Oilers Nation has voted, and you are off the island, Mr. Stauffer.
Long time reader - not much of a poster. Maybe add some content yourself smart guy. I like your show but that last comment about JW was uncalled for and arrogant and basically stupid.
Maybe you are looking for part-time work and implying you want to write on this site.
Ok he might not have a backstage pass but he never claimed to have one so his comments are opinions.
I guess I should just hang out at oilers.com to see what objective articles you brains have decided to indoctrinate oiler fans with today. Should be a great read about the all Stortini website.
Oh look Bryan Adams is coming to town the Oilers website says. Maybe if we are really lucky the Oilers will drop a big headline like - Bryan Adams - Signed and ready for the season - meet the Oilers new checking centre after the concert.
August 26 2009, 01:10AM
Apologies to Jen Sharpe, she summed up my point very nicely in a recent blog post of hers:
Jen Sharpe wrote:
1 - Oilers fans are everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Including here, and over there. And probably under your stairs. As I've stated on 1,126 previous occasions, I spent four seasons with the AHL's Manitoba Moose prior to joining the Oilers. The Moose are a successful team and they are an NHL-caliber club on multiple levels; as such, they have a lot of fans. But my experience in Moose-land left me dangerously unprepared for Oil Country. First of all, it's called Oil COUNTRY, and I'm assuming that's because there are enough Oilers fans to populate and sustain a small- to medium-sized nation. I see you – and your matching Oilers logos – everywhere: at the car wash, crossing the street, on the news, installing cable in my apartment, playing the role of "Groom" in my best friend's wedding. It's quite overwhelming – in a good way. I certainly don't have to explain or justify my job to anyone while immersed in Oil Country. You immediately know what I'm talking about, and you often know the subject better than I do, which makes me a bit nervous but I'm trying to get over that. Keep up the good work, at any rate.
Proximity and pre-existing Oiler knowledge, it would appear, aren't even prerequisites for an Oiler website job.
"Who woulda thunk it, eh?"
August 26 2009, 01:13AM
@ A.T. Husky:
Alright, who the hell invited the guy with all the proper grammar and easy to understand points?
U tlk 2 guud!
August 26 2009, 01:23AM
Hey, you guys!
*must fight sudden urge to do the truffle shuffle
August 26 2009, 01:32AM
@ Bob Stauffer:
that strange snipe sounds like the death rattle from a bloated, high-horse gas-bag struggling to maintain relevance in a shifting world. access? pffft. location? meh. but some leagues get it: hxxp://mashable.com/2009/08/25/st-johns-press/
for all your bluster about access, fat lot of good it does fans. you MSM are just puppets of the hockey clubs. say the wrong thing and you're done. what good are you to fans like me who want insider access if you never actually tell us anything, but claim you can't say anything because you'll burn your sources?
thanks for nothing. nate.
August 26 2009, 02:44AM
Jonathan Willis wrote:
To everybody: Thanks a lot for the defense. I really do appreciate it.
JW, Stauffer's shot at you was immature, unprofessional, rude, and completely uncalled for. You've responded with grace and professionalism, and I doff my hat to you, sir.
If you have a problem with the type of content being posted on ON, the best thing you can do is offer to hep out and provide content of your own for it. I'm sure bingofuel and Wanye would be happy to have another connected writer on board.
August 26 2009, 02:53AM
@ Bob Stauffer:
Dont click Willis' article then. Simple
August 26 2009, 03:26AM
Bob Stauffer wrote:
Where is Brownlee, Gregor, and Wayne Gretz?
Oh I believe you will be hearing from me first thing in the morning on this matter.
Love, Wanye
@ Wanye Gretz: Hahaha let em have it wanye I myself and many others visit this site ritually and I don't care who writes or where they are from or if they are connected inside to the oil. I just like to have something new and interesting to read and post on. So to all of you at ON and especially JW for his hard work. Keep up the great work. Thanks
Stauffer is working for CHED now so his words are always in best interest of the Oilers Organization. Bob, don't take your frustration on this website just because you aren't allowed to voice your true opinions.
August 26 2009, 05:03AM
Wanye Gretz wrote:
Bob Stauffer wrote: Where is Brownlee, Gregor, and Wayne Gretz? Oh I believe you will be hearing from me first thing in the morning on this matter. Love, Wanye
Good Morning! Hey Wanye! Up and at them!!
August 26 2009, 05:06AM
hahah i love it. when the Oilers suck and the news is slow everyone starts biting each other in the ass. fishbowl typified, and it reeks like sh#&.
some of you people (Bob included) need to live outside of Edmonton/Oilers hockey for a while to see how lucky you have it in terms of media coverage, intimacy, and interest (sending Gregor to the draft just on donations is a great example of this - plus money to the Stollery. based solely on fan initiative). go live in any similar size market in the US for any other sport (where the Ivory Towers are way harder to climb or even peak into) and try to get this kind of interaction between the fans and the media. try to call a station and talk for more than 10 seconds before being cut off by the Robot Jockey running through his script of cheesy 1st grade level questions to get callers.
as much as Stauffer's comments were a Christmas Story 'Scut Farkas' punch to the shoulder, its still quality that everyone in the "Oilers neighborhood" comes out to stir the pot. and he might have a slight point. some of the stat based articles could be delayed a little with a little more categorical depth. but the articles and dialog is much appreciated in the off-season.
August 26 2009, 06:06AM
Maybe we should go easy on Mr.Stauffer.. he may still be recovering from having his spine radically removed last year.
August 26 2009, 06:16AM
Testing the username.
Is there any sort of system in place that insures that when someone wirtes under the name "Bob Stauffer" it really is Bob Stauffer?
IF this shows up, I'm going to guess there isn't and 'Bob Stauffe's comments are a troll job.
August 26 2009, 06:58AM
Wow, Stauffer vs Willis. It was like the MacT presser where he called out Shremp in an uncalled for 'dick' move... All that did was further galvanize the publics growing dislike for MacT and increase their desire for Shremp to get his shot.
Soooo, The way I see this playing out is Stauffer gets fired by the end of the season and Willis gets a press pass!
JW - best thing about your posts, is you're always open to discussion and will always politely argue with those who don't share the same view. Professional, respectful and prolific. Well, done, keep up the good work and let the Trolls rot under their bridge.
August 26 2009, 07:19AM
Bob wrote:
Clarkenstein wrote: How many candidates said "no thanks" to the Oil offer before they got somebody to say "….mmmm…. well…ok… I guess so…" When somebody gets hired this late in the summer, just before camp, I would have to assume that their first ten choices said "… I don't think I want to work for Kevin Lowe.." I think you totally misunderstand how rare these opportunities are. There are bout 1/5 as many coaches in the NHL as players. You simply don't turn down an opportunity when offered unless you are garanteed another position elsewhere. There are very very few people that would turn this down. This hiring was largely Quinn, Tambi, and Renny taking the time to consider people, make a list, do interviews and then make the decision. Given that this is an assistant coach, it is normal for the coach to have a lot of say in the hiring. Tough to do when Quinn only got here 2 months ago. Really, it was a silly comment.
You missed the point I guess Bob... I was mocking the situation the team seems to be in with players...and, maybe it could be the same situation with coaches. Sorry... next time I'll spell it out a bit clearer for you.
August 26 2009, 07:20AM
Tommy wrote:
I haven't been around as much in the summer. Is Clarkenstein the new troll?
See above comment to Bob!!
August 26 2009, 07:43AM
@ Bob Stauffer (Or is he???):
We can review the email address submitted on a comment; if it doesn't match up than something's afoot.
But a good thought, all the same.
August 26 2009, 07:45AM
Bob Stauffer wrote:
Testing the username. Is there any sort of system in place that insures that when someone wirtes under the name "Bob Stauffer" it really is Bob Stauffer? IF this shows up, I'm going to guess there isn't and 'Bob Stauffe's comments are a troll job.
There's no system preventing someone to post a second time as Bob, but each post is tracked by email and ip address of poster, I believe.
Yes, there is a little haste here this morning. Wow, the all star cast of bloggers have all come. Wait Dan Tencer, still has to show up...?
August 26 2009, 08:04AM
This is so cool, the media types going at it while the rabble (me and the ON readers) join in.
This is what I love about this website, everyone can pitch in their two cents. Generally it all good stuff. Bob has some good points and all and we as fans should comment on stuff like he mentioned. I too am wondering about the other writers.
RB, it is interesting to know you have a limit to your articles, I had no idea about agreements and such like that. I love to read your articles and look for them everytime and I find myself a little dissappointed when something new is not available.
JW's articles are always top notch even though sometimes the numbers are beyond me (if I read and re-read them it slowly makes sense), they provide a way of looking at the Oilers I really did not contemplate before (like the Potulny vs schremp vs brule article).
Keep up the good work Wanye and Bingofuel!
Hemmer wrote:
Stauffer is working for CHED now so his words are always in best interest of the Oilers Organization. Bob, don't take your frustration on this website just because you aren't allowed to voice your true opinions.
Not to be Mr. Picky Pants here, but Stauffer works for the hockey club. The hockey club has it's games on Ched so of course he is going to appear on CHED frequently with "inside" info.
Bob Stauffer wrote:
Is there any sort of system in place that insures that when someone wirtes under the name "Bob Stauffer" it really is Bob Stauffer?
This has happened a few times during last season as well. The admin's know who is who by the email address you include with your post. Unless you want to have to log in every time you post - it is a quirk we will live with (unless an upgrade is included in ON 3.0 Wanye has been teasing us with).
Seeing how his comments are still posted I have to assume the first comments of Stauffers are legit. Too bad, while I agree with you on some of your points of content, Brownlee & Willis have provided explantions of the reasons.
It does seem like you are taking a pot shot @ Willis. I don't know why you would, OilersNation provides the fans (which are VERY important to the hockey club) a free, mostly unmoderated forum to post their thoughts. As other posters have mentioned before don't read the articles if you don't want to.
I haven't checked yet, but I'm assuming Stauffer stopped by Lowetide's site to call him an @sshole...
Gregor is on his previously announced holiday, Brownlee is over the legal limit, Gretz is still recovering from his gender reassignment surgery, and Willis is covering for all of them.
I dunno Bob, but doesn't writing articles that consistently generate hundreds of daily comments clearly justify Willis and validate his articles? Good Lord, if it wasn't for my man Willis here, I'd probably have to work.
That and he's adorable!
LEAVE JONNY WILLIS ALONE!!! *sob*
August 26 2009, 08:29AM
It strikes me as odd that someone would take a shot at JW for doing his job. He writes intelligent, well thought out posts and also manages not to mangle the English language unlike several of the commenters(need a grammar checker there Bob?) If nobody else is writing then why shouldn't JW? Admittedly I'd love to see more stuff from Brownlee, Bingofuel and Wayner but there are obviously reasons for this.
In a perfect world we could trade Penner for a bag of pucks and an offensive draw and then use the cap space to sign Malhotra and someone for the 4th line. Maybe Stuaffer can use his inside info to tell us how.
Bob, you are an IDIOT. Does ON tell you how often to be on the radio? Do the Oilers not want BC fans? I don't know, I'm in BC, still love the Oil, is that a problem for you? JW, although I am not a bigtime numbers guy. I love seeing new articles and I read ech and eveyone of them. Please keep it up. Bob, why not add something positive to the conversation? Or are the Oil execs really worried about how many articles JW posts?
August 26 2009, 08:48AM
Thank you, Mr. Stauffer, for rubbing our faces in how much more connected you are than anyone else. What you did was the equivalent of driving by in your limo and yelling at the guy in his Yugo to 'get a job'.
While I agree that it would be nice to have some more variety on this site, it doesn't make what you said any less of a dick move.
August 26 2009, 08:56AM
Although I like it when Tencer and Stauffer visit, I have to say I'd rather get my Oilers information from JW than either of them. I don't know how you can argue the guy isn't plugged in; I can't remember ever calling JW on a mistake. Rare difference of opinion, perhaps, but to catch JW just plain wrong? That's craziness. Add the depth of his submissions and I'll read them two-a-day every day. Thanks for visiting, Bob, but keep your opinions to the Oilers and away from the ON structure.
In a way related, though, we miss your posts Wanye. Yeah, we get that they're not always chock-full of news-breaking goodness, but that's not why we read you. Give us our fix, man. :-)
And RB, I respect your work a lot, sir, but you need to relax more. You're getting downright cranky lately. Yes, some trolls throw some undeserved mud and wise-ass remarks but that comes with being a celebrity. You have to let it go. Besides, you yelled at me the other day for an innocent remark that wasn't even about you; taking on all that stress can't be good for you. We just want you to be happy so your material will match Wanye's for humour. There's no happiness to be found taking shots at trolls.
August 26 2009, 08:59AM
@ Bob Stauffer (Or is he???):
The real Bob Stauffer's comments are legit. IP and email all check out. You are clearly posting from a different IP using a different email address.
Bear in mind that this could easily be someone faking they are Bob Stauffer. So before we all grab our pitchfork and torches and head over to his house, let's keep that in mind. I don't see any reason why the real Bob would make those comments to JW.
That all said, maybe we should still go take a round out of Bob just to be on the safe side. :P
August 26 2009, 09:05AM
@ Racki: haha oops.
August 26 2009, 09:05AM
A note for you Bob Stauffer: I have seen you on the Oilers PPV telecasts and every time you give an interview you come off as angry, petulant, irritated and annoyed. I just thought maybe it was a freak coincidence, but after reading your comments about JW my initial opinion of you is dead on. First off, anger management would help. Second, quit it with the negativity dude because it is very unattractive and smacks of sounding vindictive. If JW wants to express his Oiler views he's allowed and by the way I enjoy them very much (even if JW's extensive stats do cause too much confusion and make hockey seem more confusing than need be). Lastly, I would love to be in your position as an individual covering hockey for a living. Be grateful for the career you have, smile a lot, be thankful and cut out the attitude. People will like you a whole lot more for it.
August 26 2009, 09:09AM
Ender the Dragon wrote:
I can't remember ever calling JW on a mistake. Rare difference of opinion, perhaps, but to catch JW just plain wrong? That's craziness.
Well, actually...
I've made a couple of factual erros in the past, but nothing (so far as I know) in the past year. I made one especially glaring mistake on here when I first started, and it made me take fact-checking to heart.
@Bob Stauffer: Jonathan Willis wrote:
But a simple observation that sometimes you don't need to know the owner to run up the resume of the new assistant coach.
Gerald R. Ford wrote:
LOL I'm waiting to see that on Wanye's twitter.
danjo1 wrote:
LOL I'm waiting to see that on Wanye's twitter.
Wanye posted at 3:26 am, that man is going to be comatose for another 5 hours at least :)


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Words, both written and spoken, by holy men of God when moved upon by the Holy Ghost. The official canonized scriptures of the Church today consist of the Bible, Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price. Jesus and the writers of the New Testament regarded the books of the Old Testament as scripture (Matt. 22:29; John 5:39; 2 Tim. 3:15; 2 Pet. 1:20–21).
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- Men err in wresting the scriptures and do not understand them:D&C 10:63;
- These words are not of men nor of man, but of me:D&C 18:34–36;
- The coming forth of the Book of Mormon proves to the world that the scriptures are true:D&C 20:2, 8–12;
- Let your time be devoted to the studying of the scriptures:D&C 26:1;
- The scriptures are given for the Saints' instruction:D&C 33:16;
- The scriptures are given to the salvation of the elect:D&C 35:20;
- Teach the principles of my gospel, which are in the Bible and the Book of Mormon:D&C 42:12;
- My laws concerning these things are given in my scriptures:D&C 42:28;
- Whatever is spoken under the influence of the Holy Ghost is scripture:D&C 68:4;
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There are many sacred writings mentioned in the scriptures that we do not have today, among which are these books and writers: the covenant (Ex. 24:7), the wars of the Lord (Num. 21:14), Jasher (Josh. 10:13; 2 Sam. 1:18), the acts of Solomon (1 Kgs. 11:41), Samuel the seer (1 Chr. 29:29), Nathan the prophet (2 Chr. 9:29), Shemaiah the prophet (2 Chr. 12:15), Iddo the prophet (2 Chr. 13:22), Jehu (2 Chr. 20:34), the sayings of the seers (2 Chr. 33:19), Enoch (Jude 1:14), and the words of Zenock, Neum, and Zenos (1 Ne. 19:10), Zenos (Jacob 5:1), Zenock and Ezias (Hel. 8:20), and a book of remembrance (Moses 6:5); and epistles to the Corinthians (1 Cor. 5:9), to the Ephesians (Eph. 3:3), and from Laodicea (Col. 4:16).
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- Use all endeavors to preserve them:JS—H 1:59;
Value of the scriptures
- Thou shalt read this law before all Israel:Deut. 31:10–13;
- This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth:Josh. 1:8;
- The law of the Lord is perfect, converting the soul:Ps. 19:7;
- Thy word is a lamp unto my feet:Ps. 119:105;
- The scriptures testify of me:John 5:39;
- All scripture is given by inspiration of God and is profitable for doctrine and instruction:2 Tim. 3:15–16;
- I did liken all scripture unto us, that it might be for our profit and learning:1 Ne. 19:23;
- My soul delighteth in the scriptures:2 Ne. 4:15–16;
- We labor diligently to write, to persuade our children, and also our brethren, to believe in Christ:2 Ne. 25:23;
- They searched the scriptures, and hearkened no more to the words of this wicked man:Jacob 7:23; ( Alma 14:1; )
- If not for these plates, we must have suffered in ignorance:Mosiah 1:2–7;
- They had searched the scriptures diligently, that they might know the word of God:Alma 17:2–3;
- The scriptures are preserved to bring souls to salvation:Alma 37:1–19; ( 2 Ne. 3:15; )
- The word of God shall lead the man of Christ:Hel. 3:29;
- Whatsoever they speak by the Holy Ghost shall be scripture and the power of God unto salvation:D&C 68:4;
- Print the fulness of my scriptures for the purpose of building up my Church and to prepare my people:D&C 104:58–59;
- Whoso treasureth up my word shall not be deceived:JS—M 1:37;
Scriptures prophesied to come forth
- Isaiah foretold the coming forth of the Book of Mormon:Isa. 29:11–14;
- Take thee one stick, and write upon it, for Judah:Ezek. 37:15–20;
- Other books will come forth:1 Ne. 13:39;
- Ye need not suppose that the Bible contains all my words:2 Ne. 29:10–14;
- Lay hold upon the gospel of Christ, which shall be set before you in the records that shall come forth:Morm. 7:8–9;
- Blessed be he that shall bring this thing to light:Morm. 8:16;
- Write these things and I will show them in my own due time:Ether 3:27; ( Ether 4:7; )
- We believe that he will yet reveal many things:A of F 1:9;