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Cunzy1 1 says - No, but you haven't seen the Krabby's!
Richie laughs at Cunzy1 1
Quadbee says - I don't get it…?
Robisgay says - I always wondered what the beginning of that joke was
Cunzy1 1 says - I kind of made it up
Cunzy1 1 says - So the weather?
Chuff_72 says - What up fools!
Dr.Wo 69 snickers at Cunzy1 1.
Chuff_72 blinks at Dr.Wo 69.
Richie laughs at Chuff_72
Quadbee blinks at Cunzy1 1
Cunzy1 1 says - ……..
Richie smirks slyly at Chuff_72.
Quadbee says - So, lets go on a raid?
Robisgay says - You want to go on a raid? Surely we should just hang around here. WoW is a platform not a game
Robisgay says - Self-Gheye
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Richie says - Homophobes
Quadbee says - Guys let's go on a raid?
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Cunzy1 1 roars with beastial vigour
Richie says - Homophobes
Insecure21 says - Oh, another homophobic server, why is everyone so homophobic
Cunzy1 1 says - Dude, it's a game. You are an Orc for god's sake
Robisgay says - It's not a game it's a platform
Insecure21 says - Exactly you should respect each other. For example your stupid name is homophobic
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Richie says - Homophobes
Blood oozes from Cunzy1 1s wounds.
Quadbee says - Guys let's go on a raid?
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Insecure21 says - Everyone knows I'm the only gheye on WoW
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Richie says - Homophobes
Quadbee says - So. We going to fight?
Insecure21 says - DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A WAY OF LIFE
Quadbee says - It's only a game
40yoflange says - Insecure is right. You guys suck
Richie says - Go elsewhere then Gheyes
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 cowers in fear.
Richie says - Homophobes
Quadbee says - Guys let's go on a raid?
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Chuff_72 says - This is quite boring now.
Richie says - Hey insecure you looking for a BF?
Insecure 21 says - I hate it here
Insecure 21 says - Not that it's any of your business but yes
Richie says - Someone who plays WoW?
Insecure 21 says - It's not a prerequisite but yeah it would be nice
Insecure 21 says - I don't have much time to visit clubs these days
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Richie says - Homophobes
Quadbee says - Racists
Dr.Wo 69 snickers at Cunzy1 1.
Chuff_72 blinks at Dr.Wo 69.
Richie laughs at Chuff_72
Quadbee blinks at Cunzy1 1
Robisgay says - Rob really is gay though
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Richie says - Homophobes
Insecure 21 says - This is pathetic
40yoflange says - I'm going away this sucks
Insecure 21 says - Let's go talk about our feelings
40yoflange says - Yes this format is entirely appropriate to forward ones world view and instantly rage at other people when theirs is different
Cunzy1 1 says - …….
40yoflange says - Just go away
Cunzy1 1 says - How?
Richie rolls her eyes and pats 40yoflange.
40yoflange says - DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU ARE ALL LIKE HIM. YOU'LL LEAVE ME TOO.
Chuff_72 left eye falls out which indicates he senses someone has issues
EdFeder says - Look guys, the hardest thing to do in life is just to live
Chuff_72 says - EF, you are so wise in all things
Dr.Wo 69 says - How did you appear like that?
Dr. Wo 69 says -?
Richie says - This would make a really interesting post
Cunzy1 1 has reservations
EdFeder says - I'm off to Pwn catch you later noobs
Dr.Wo 69 says -……..
Quadbee says -…….
Richie eyes Quadbee
40yoflange is crying in the corner and rocking backwards and forwards
Cunzy1 1 says - Meh! Micro Maniacs was better
Chuff_72 says - What's the fuss?
Richie coughs.
Richie laughs at Robisgay.
Miss Bea says - 40yo? What's up
Quadbee says - She kind of spazzed out
Miss Bea says - What would you know about it? I'm a woman and I play games so what?
Richie says - You're a woman?
Dr.Wo 69 says - Gheye.
Cunzy1 1 says - Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Gheyes
Chuff_72 flexes his muscles. Oooooh so strong!
Chuff_72 says - Homophobes
Richie says - Homophobes
Miss Bea puts her nose in the air with indignance
Richie says - Ignore them, they are immature
Miss Bea says - Don't touch me
Richie says - I just came here to find love. Someone who understands and enjoys virtual relations. Strong emotions can be relayed even is such a setting as this
Miss Bea says - I know. In RL I am so lonely but here I am treated as a queen among boys
Richie says - Cybaa?
Miss Bea says - Really?
Miss Bea flutters her eyelids at Richie
Richie touches his flies… oh no Richie premo's all over himself
Dr.Wo 69 says - Self Gheye.
Cunzy1 1 says - Self Homophobes
Chuff_72 says - Self Gheyes
Chuff_72 says - Self Homophobes
Richie says - Sorry, this never happens normally
Miss Bea says - Is it me? Why does this always happen to me?
Richie says - I think it's your age
Miss Bea says - Grow up idiots
Miss Bea stomps her feet and waves her arms as she is let down again
Quadbee says - Richie you did it again
Cunzy1 1 says - Cluck this. Quake 2?
Dr.Wo 69 says - Dst plz
Chuff_72 says - Dst plz
Cunzy1 1 says - Happy 100 that guy's!
Dr.Wo 69 shits down your throat
Cunzy1 1 dies a bit inside
Chuff_72 don't die Paul! Paul don't die!
Richie says - But seriously DBZ?
Quadbee says - I'm a racing driver
With arms flapping, Quadbee struts around. Cluck, Cluck, Chicken!
Robisgay looks at his feet and then wanders off
ChunkySalsa shrugs
Richie flirts with ChunkySalsa
Friday, July 28, 2006
"FCUK me 4 GOLD"
Now to make things sadder, I stumbled across this site
Now I want to do something funny so I have registered my Character. Now what I want the reader of that guys to do is suggest a few answers for the following questions:
What do you do for fun?
Favorite things?
Whats the last thing you read?
Personally I was hoping for more questions... anyways funnier the better. I'll keep everyone updated and the hopefully I can fulfil WoWs secondary objective of the "list":
Gain full Top Teir Armour/Cyber with real (fit/legal) girl
P.S Check this sick puppy out: I do like Druid Sex!!
P.P.S For those of you who dont know Druid sex is when the character turns into a bear/dog/cat and then goes at it...
Kids are better at it...
Guy Cocker, Cocks Guys
Yeah so GameSpot are giving a Kodos shout out to Scottish Game show videoGaiden. and Guy Cocker's interviewing. Not interesting really, short of the fact that Guy Cocker is the interviewer, and that he has a funny name.
So I suppose i should pad this post out a bit. hmmm Oh yeah. videoGaiden is Scottish and is better than all other video game shows out there, apart from Games master, but then that of course had Dominic Diamond, again Scottish. Are we seeing a theme here people?
Here it is in leet speak.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Whose axe were you grinding?
If I were to name some of the images like episodes of Friends, I would call them:
The one where everyone burned up because there were no exits or furniture only fireworks machines.
The other one where everyone burned up because there were no exits or furniture just fireworks machines.
The one with the baby.
The one when social services took the baby away.
The one with the sad clown (HATE that sad clown).
The one with death.
The one where death takes Mary Jr.
The one where the neighbour soiled the leopard skin in the toilet.
The one with the zombies.
The one where the neighbour was caught red handed.
The other one with the fire.
The one where the firefighters turned up a smidgen too late.
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006
P.S This is sooo borind.
UPDATE: She looked much better in the old picture. A lot less Chyna.
Xbox 360: How to kill and dispose of a baby.
As most people know friends/family can really eat into your game playing time, and none more so than kids. Xbox 360s are now including the below h
As you are recycling the bag its good for the environment too!
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Oh dear!
There are over 150 games so far, and growing, but at the moment there are only a handful of games with the completed whole 1 point so morally these are the games we can rant about because we've played them through.
Now, here's the Science/Sad (as if this project wasn't sad enough already) part, these are the games...
Call of Duty 2, Colony Wars Red Sun, Def Jam Fight for NY, Fahrenheit, Grand Theft Auto III, ICO, Jurassic Park Warpath, Lego Star Wars, Mario 64, NHL 2001, Nightmare Creatures, Pokemon Colosseum, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2, Star Wars Battlefront, Timesplitters 2 and Tomb Raider 2.
There are some pretty big ones missing from that list and a lot of pretty easy ones on that list.
So from now on no more slagging of games unless they are on this list. K?
Destroy the techno union chips!
We love lists still. Today, what qualifies as something like the sixth list today:
Excuses people use for playing games other than to fill up recharge times between masturbation:
1) To improve hand-eye co-ordination (Presumably for imporved masturbation)
2) To find true love (= Porn you can touch i.e Masturbation vessel)
3) To learn a different language, although I am suspicious of such claims I have learnt Chargement, Caricamento, Ladt, Laden and Cargando and Falso Crash (thanks Crash Team Racing)
4) To socialise with family online (To cyber your sister/brother and not get charged)
5) To experience things you couldn't in real life (ok)
6) To experience being another gender (To self-gay masturbate over your very own night elf doing a sexy dance)
7) To have fun (ok)
Also as everyone and their dog has "discovered" Girls play games, therefore, girls play games during recharge times between masturbation, therefore all Girl gamers masturbate. Now they don't even have to pause the game! Yay technology.
Also: Why you shouldn't blog unless you have testes.
The History of Games
Pick up any serious book about games and somewhere there will be a history section. It's a rule laid down by publishers. If you want to write a serious games book it either has to be a history of games or the first three quarters of the book has to be about the history of games and it goes like this:
1) Write something about Egyptians playing games.
2) Write something about Babbage.
3) Write 1500000 pages on computers that look like this even though only two people in the world ever had one and they cost $168933 at the time .
4) Write three chapters on Pong including the fact that Pong. wasn't even the first game but write three chapters on it anyway.
5) Write two more chapters on Space Invaders.
6) Write epic whole other books on Elite, Shitty Shit Maze 1D, Maze Adventure Wizard 2D and Adventure Maze land which were the greatest video games of all time, despite being the worst video games of all time.
7) Write two paragraphs on Sega vs. Nintendo, Sonic vs. Mario.
8) Write two lines covering Mega Drive to PS3 era.
9) Write wanky "Doom Columbine", the future? conclusion.
Fan Fictions go like this:
1) Introduce the characters, referencing the events in the game once in the opening line.
2) Pair off the two main protagonists.
3) Write an embarassing OC type flirtation about holding hands and characters asking each other "Do you love me?" at least once every sentence for a good half of the fan fic.
4) The characters then suck each other off, coming the hardest they have ever, come three times each, then have sex in all three positions and one up the bum for luck, coming even harder than previously thought possible another five times each.
5) One of the characters then goes off with a different character repeat above for as long as you want the fan fiction to last.
So my point is: If you are writing a history of video games mention Pong and then skip straight to Super Street Fighter II: Turbo on the SNES. That's a really retro game. Don't mention all the rubbish bits in between "retro games" in the traditional sense are all rubbish. Don't believe me? Download/Buy one of your favourite pre-Super Street FIghter II turbo games, you know the one that in your mind is your favourite game of all time, you would spend hours on it. The "Smelly" Smith children from down your road would come round just to play it and stop beating you up for a while. Then load it up. Your face adorned with a beaming smile when you see the menu screen but then the smile fades as the game takes longer to load than Quake 3. You then see the main character and realise that you had in fact romantisised the three green blocks in your head then you start to play it and it is really easy and quite rubbish. Then you desperately want to have a shower but you can't because the police won't let you because there might still be some "up there" so you play GTA:San Andreas for four days straight to cleanse you of your "retro experience".
There is still a glut of video game books that need to be written, so for all you would be "history of the videogame writers" here's a few ideas:
1) An artsy nude portrait glossy book of some of the more popular video game characters like Solid Snake, Zangief, maybe some girls (Homophobe).
2) A fetish nude portrait glossy book of some of the more popular video game characters like Solid Snake, Zangief, maybe some girls (Homophobe).
3) A "Gays of Games" nude portrait glossy book of some of the more popular video game characters like Solid Snake, Zangief, maybe some girls (Jade from Micro Machines V3, Helena DOA).
4) A bestiality nude portrait glossy book of some of the more popular video game characters like Sly Cooper, Sonic, Cream maybe some Aliens (Xenophobe).
5) A dead-NPC-up-the-skirt-nude-portrait glossy book of some of the more popular video game characters like Tenchu hand maidens, GTA prostitutes, and that Peach trophy on Super Smash Brothers.
6) A Chun Li nude portrait glossy book of some of the more popular video game characters like Chun Li and Cammy, maybe Helga from Clayfighters (Homophobe).
See the possibilities are endless?
Monday, July 24, 2006
I am a nice person to know. Know Me. Know my Game. Muthabitch: Jill
Next up in Resident Evil: 101 we have Jill Valentine. Jill is a veteran to the Resident Evil series. She started off in the first Resident evil co-starting with Chris "I need two inventory spaces just for my penis" Redfield, and her performance dominated the series even to this day.
However what many people don't know is how Jill became an Elite member of S.T.A.R.S: Jill, unlike Claire, came from a sensible house and grew up with loving parents and her brother Vincent. Although the family was close Jill has lost touch with Vincent, he moved to Midgar a few years ago and has recently "sold-out" to cater for emo-twat-game-fans. Jill started out in life unlocking things, anything she could get her hands on Doors, and… umm Locks. She then attended Lock school, excelling in all of her classes, she them moved on to Lock University where she studied for her "MLock" giving her the official title of "Master of Unlocking".
Jill, realising that the money wasn't great in the Unlocking Industry, then moved into modelling where she excelled at standing with one hand on a hip and tapping the opposite thigh with a handgun. Further to this she excelled at turning on the spot and creating the illusion of constantly running yet not moving as due to a door/wall being in the way. Jill travelled to many places, but she lucked out when she came to Racoon City…
Captain Wesker who had recently joined the Special Tactics And Rescue Service (S.T.A.R.S.) in raccoon city was getting a lot of pressure from his boss to increase the "diversity" in the company and so had to hire some females. Wesker had already scouted out Rebecca Chambers at a local Basketball court, but he needed some one else, someone more… capable. Wesker was at the Raccoon Fashion show, with his good friend "Ben", on an "undercover" mission to infiltrate the Velvet Mafia. He spotted Jill and within hours she was hired and trained to make sex-noises whenever she is bitten, puked on, or has a dog jump at her. She excelled at this, she even secretly practiced the ultimate climax noise, if god-forbid she ever died.
Then "Wow, what a mansion", "Chris' Blood?", "Jill sandwich?", "This is Brad… Just get me a Sign", "Barry and Jill together…", "STUPID MO DISK".
And then she quits S.T.A.R.S, bums around Racoon City, waiting for the Zombies to invade. However! In that time she has learned to do a quick turn around, and dodge zombies… Clever girl. She Runs about town, and the Police Station managing to somehow miss Leon and Claire fucking about in there. Nemesis follows her about for a while, but as it turns out he's not that interested in her, because he's actually after Alice (another genetically modified experiment) so Jill will do a lot more swearing, Carlos and Nicholai will die, add a blinged out gangsta, and Nemesis is actually a good-guy (Fuck you Hollywood, Fuck you right in the eyeball!)
Next up... Who knows?
That Guy's a Maniac Con 2006
What started out as one night gaming turned out to be a three day bonanza of hardcore gaming and retro-insulting. For those of you who missed it here are the highlights:
Venue: Fatty Bunter's Institute of Electromedia, Dr.Wo's Laboratory
Games Played: Dog's Life, Bomberman World, Micro Machines V3, Micromachines V4, Guitar HEro, Freedom Fighters, Quake 2, Shaolin, Jumping Flash!, Sonic Rush, Animal Crossing Wild World, Sensible Soccer, Burnout Revenge, Fight Night Round 3, Smuggler's Run Warzones and Forbidden Siren 2 (far too scary, danm demo time outs). Oh my god we were having so much fun we didn't even touch Haunted Maze.... amazing
Highlights: Chuff_72 creaming at Bomberman World as Ninja Bomberman although he did insist on constantly playing his favourite level over and over again as well as wearing fake thumb nails for half of the weekend, Mo yer 4 (AKA Witch Bomberman) despite a shaky start on Quake 2 and Bomberman went on to rule the roost as the Yellow Guy on Shaolin as well as do an excellent Russell Crowe "Dorothy Perkins", Dr.Wo 69, couldn't stay off the railway tracks in Bomberman and proved that He is still "Book Boy Book" and "Block boy Block", Jades (AKA Buttmunch) won herself this months Maniac award for her autistic ability at Guitar Hero, savage ferocity in Shaolin, as well as making The Shit, Tits and Balls cake (picture coming soon!) which was instant diabetes for those who had a slice, Roodypoo got sold a forgery painting in AC:WW as well as paying off her mortgage again. I proved that I am terrible at Burnout Revenge but I've still got it with Micro Machines (only because Quadbee wasn't around), winning three tournaments in a row, as well as being the overall CON winner taking away with me some new underwear, an MP3 player and a copy of Monster Hunter on the PS2. Overall a good time was had by all.
Shouts* With one of the biggest gatherings of the original "krew" in at least 4 years and in the company of new friends, Shouts, both old and new echoed around the East London venue:
"Alright Guv'nor?, Kevin Bacon?, Dorothy Perkins?, Walking stick? What you on abaaaat?"
"Kevin Bacon's Wigwams"
" I'm a woman"
"Homophobe"/"Immature Homophobe"/"Satyrwyld" etc.
"I'm right behind you"
"What colour am I again?"
"Hang on, wait, wait. I'm just trying to do something"
"If the only way you can win is by cheating"
"Oh it's your favourite level"
"Don't die (insert player name)"
"Weeee got a 10:24 south east banana grove"
"No. I can't do it. It's no good I can't do it"
" Oh Chuff, It's everywhere and you have dark sheets"
"Cheating. Cheaty boy cheat"
"Someone's been reading the book. Book boy Bookison"
"What are the controls"
"I've got the Homophobic pad"
* Shouts When a large group of players get together it is imperative to use "Shouts" at any given opportunity. The key to using shouts effectively is to repeat the same phrase over and over again until other players mess up because they are laughing too hard. Some might say this is immature but then again some "mature"people try looking for love on WoW.Hopefully the next That Guy's Con will be bigger longer and better and will also feature The Chlamydia Cake
Friday, July 21, 2006
Before UK:R do it.
And in a UK:R sylee:
Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't,wouldn
N.B. That's USA Frag Dolls which Is why they could all at least pass for dog's dinner.
I am a nice person to know. Know Me. Know my Game. Muthabitch
Right so as you may have noticed this site is quite Resident Evil orientated. I decided its time for our readers which are less Resident Evil-literate to be come more aware of the people/characters/friends/sex objects in it. First up we have Claire Redfield.
Claire Redfield made her first appearance in Resident Evil 2.
Claire who was currently on a 72 hour fuckathon during her spring break gets a call from her brother Chris who was desperately looking for some weed, as he had used up all his "Green Herbs", "Blue Herbs", "Brown Herbs" and even his Precious "Red Herbs". Thankfully the guys that she was receiving Dry Entry Anal Justice from were dealers. She promptly dismounted, grabbed a nearby gun, killed all 4 of them, cleaned up, grabbed the weed, and then stole their motorcycle (Claire was always the black sheep pf the Redfield family, dabbling in drugs, anal sex, and Killing the undead from a young age). Claire arrives late at night in Raccoon City, where she attempts to go eat at a local diner, and some guy in what seems like a one-piece police uniform jumpsuit thing promptly tells her to "Get down" and shoots a Zombie in the head. Claire who has been killing undead for years is relatively unscathed by this. At which point she notices a passing flaming truck, she uses this opportunity to ditch the filth, and continue to find he brother. Due to the outbreak there isn't any cell phone coverage, so she goes to the police station, where Chris Works (You get leads of Weed in there). Where she gets hounded by Police boy, demanding her to split up and search for survivors, along with some stupid girl called Sherry who is getting chased around the city by Daddy. Clare finds herself bumping into police-boy a few times, which makes here slightly cautious so she ends up giving her jacket (with Chris' Stash) to Sherry… Any way after a series of events involving Zombies, taxidermists, and small girls getting impregnated, Claire ends up "Getting the fuck out of Dodge" with Police-boy and freshly "cleaned-out" Sherry. And just in time too, the city has a nuke incoming.
She then makes another appearance in Resident Evil: Code Veronica:
This title is more of a psychological look into Claire and her past in this one she has cleaned up her act and is now facing the demons from her past the major one is drugs which is manifested as international pharmaceutical company: Umbrella, for which she had been battling against since Racoon City got blown up. Along the way she meets a character called Steve Burnside, Steve may seem like an innocent little dick in the game, however if we delve deeper into his character we realise this he is just a personification for her father figure (family being a strong theme in this title). Steve is a disturbing little shit, which tries it on with Claire in her sleep, this is of course another manifestation a repressed memory when daddy used to come into her room at night while she was sleeping. Steve's primary role in the game is to protect Claire, much as daddy did, we even see quite extreme acts of heroism from him such as when he came to the broken home of drugs and corruption where Chris and Clare grew up. Later in the game we see that daddy, wasn't always the protector and was prone to abuse, when Steve transforms into a monster and attempts to kill Claire. Clare overcomes the monster in a beautiful psychological event, thus overcoming her demons and issues with daddy, allowing her to then proceed and destroy the drugs company/addiction.
Either that or Burnside is not a metaphor but indeed just a smarmy, horny, flaccid cock.
And there ends the wonder of Claire, hopefully we'll see her again soon mentally cleaned up in the nex RE game…
Cheerleaders are dancers that have gone retarded
We love lists! Today- 10 disabled characters in computer games! We realise that in light of the DDA disability has been extended to, quite rightly, cover forms of disability that extend beyond the physical, for example, following the new act financial disability has for the first time been considered to be a formal disability. God knows we've all been playing RPGs and been disabled in this way, forced to fight generic blue bad guy for hours on end to get enough gil/rupees whatever to buy a slightly better sword or some much needed potions. But todays post is about celebrating virtual physical disabilities in characters.
1) Captain Ed Shivers- Timesplitters Future Perfect
2) Voldo- Soulblade etc.
3) Con Smith- Killer 7
4) Cloud Strife- Final Fantasy 7
5) Dr. Richard Keller- Half Life
6) Darth Vader- All the star wars games (Most)
7) Bentley- Sly 2
8) Jax- Mortal Kombat
9) Harman Smith- Killer 7
10) Badass Cyborg- Timesplitters 1,2 & 3
Disclaimer for Americans- I know that this list contains mostly characters that are wheelchair bound but did I say this was a top ten list? Did I say list of characters with a disability that I subjectively consider to be more or less "disabled" than fictional characters with other disabilities? No. It's a list of characters from computer games for god sake! Also I realise that all the characters are male and mostly white, with only one animal so I guess I'm racist, zoophobic and sexist. There we go! Saved you posting it.
There are millions more characters with disabilities. Assesing characters with PEN or SEN is hard without empirical testing but see what you can come up with!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Game based on the movie based on the blog based on the Games that define our lives.
That Guys has finally been picked up by the people that matter, for a game that will actually matter!
Spoiler alert:
So far we can disclose the following information:
C-Spin and Jump
X - Primary fire.
O - Cross
Triange - Double jump
Square - "homofobic" RP-PvE insult.
L1 - Slide Tackle
L2 - Secondary Fire
R1 - Throw Grenade
R2 - Grappling hook
L3 - Dive
R3 - Become undead and play from the Zombies poit of view.
Select - Map
Z- Accelerate
Levels: That Guy's: The official game of the official movie will feature revolutionary new level design including:
An Ice level. It will be all white and a bit slidy and you die if you fall in the water because it is so cold. Expect penguins and polar bears as well as an Xtreme snowbaording section.
A Fire level. Set in a volcano there will be lava and boulders galore!
A Warehouse level. This level is made out of crates. There will be a crane mini puzzle and an unlockable dispatch management minigame for the GBA!
A Sky Level. Set in the clouds there will be plenty of perilous edges to plunge from and falling platforms!
Missions: The game plays differently every time and at key points players have to choose their next destination, which is always the same but with a slightly different cut scene at the end. There are over 4 endings to unlock to get the true story!
Secrets: There will be additional material of a sexual nature, weaved into the coding so that we may get extra adverising once the game stops selling as well.
Chuff_72 Speaks!
"I don't know, I think I'm a little more excited than you about some of the new stuff coming out, my tastes change all the time and I think I'm becoming less demanding in the face of the reality that nothing will ever be as good as you hope it will, the sheer possibilites that the power of the new consoles will have on the games I love already is quite exciting. I love sequals, seriously I just don't understand why people moan about them all the time, I can't wait for the new Conflict game, or Dynasty, or TimeSplitters, what will those games look like? To be honest I don't mind if they're shinier but more, I like the way all those games play, if I want something more progressive then I'll but Mass Effect or something.
Anyways, on ps2; Okami looks cool (but will I actually buy it/play it?), God of War 2 (holy shit I can't think of anymore, maybe you're right!)
Gcube; Baton Kaitos 2 (will I ever actually buy it/play it if I do buy it?)
PSP; Syphon filter, Capcom Classics (shut up! I don't know why but I just really want to play Strider/1942/Super G&Gs on the train), LocoRoco (urghh I feel dirty now I said that)
Also for me now, it's less about getting the new pretty game, and more about finding time to get the older pretty games that I missed because I was still playing the previous pretty games. Also I am really considering getting a 360 at xmas, rumours are there's a big price drop in the works (how pissed off would you be if you spent £300 on a new console and only had about 8 new games for an entire year! Almost a pissed of as someone who bought a new console for £180 and only had about 8 games for the entire year, DAMN YOU SONY, support your damn formats!). Mass Effect, Too Human, BioShock, Oblivion, they look good to me, and interesting too, a dangerous combination!"
Whatcha think?
Chris and the other S.T.A.R.S....
Members tried to warn us, but no-one believed them. After that all this staarted to happen. If you have a riff with people wanna bust, break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West) when I roll into the (Wild Wild West) when I stroll into the (Wild Wild West) when I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo we going straight to the Wild Wild West we going straight to the Wild Wild West now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west mad man lost his damn mind in the west loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less........................
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
RE: Buttal
We here at That Guy's are like a family. A weird family, I grant you, but a family nonetheless. There's nothing I like more than writing stuff that they'll comment on or even find entertaining counter-culture to the "YAY" games blogs that SATURATE the internet. 95% of them are utter drivel and not worth the time it takes to click a link to get there. What times we have had. The time that Chuff_72 chose the "no" option on the age verification screen on Thrill Kill. The time that Dr Wo 69 woke up from a catatonic stupor to answer the question "What is the administrative centre for Derbyshire?" On Who wants to be a millionaire? and then promptly fell back to sleep (the answer is Matlock btw). The times that Quadbee would beat us on Rally Cross even when he had the worst car. The time that Monfuche threw the pad on the floor and ran in to the bathroom because Silent Hill was too scary, didn't even pause the game, her fear was that great. We don't write it for a global audience, We write as if we are writing for a global audience because that's what other bloggers do, even when their comments boxes remain emptier than a nun's "lily". It's more of a comical device than anything else.
Nevertheless, indeed, alas my friends!, our family household has been judged and found to be lacking in the eyes of Hellbound Angel, Astarte.Let me fill you in. Of the blogs that I peruse at my leisure Hellbound Angels is one that I like to drop by every now and then. And I used to read Utopian Hell before that. The blog is well written and the articles challenging. A blog to change the world of gaming if there ever was one. However, yesterday whilst perusing I came across this article and because I don't play WoW I couldn't really follow what was going on so I left this comment. A fair one I think you'll agree. I couldn't understand why they would post such a lengthy RP log if it weren't in someway entertaining or pertaining to the authors. So rather than ask Richie to translate I wanted to hear it "straight from the horses mouths" as it were. But as you can see, the rebuttal I received was a brutal Ad hominem attack that was aimed squarely at 3 of the personal characteristics, which I value the most...
1) My use of the English language
"Hmm…if you could pass reading comprehension 101" and "I can't expect you to understand Basic English"
What is reading comprehension 101? I think it's the American for GCSE English Language. Maybe this is why the rebuttal is so harsh. Maybe dickhead means something naughty in American. I should have used fender, aluminium, faucet, sidewalk or Q-tip perhaps. Anyway, we all know why my English is so bad because I am fucking autistic, chronically dyslexic and dyspraxic. Besides, as everyone here knows, the 'a' button on my keyboard is still sticky from when I spilt coke on my keyboard (N.B. Bizarrely this coke disease has spread from Ctrl, A, S, D, & F to K, L,; and' without infecting the middle buttons weird huh?) Should I be blogging under dyslexic blogs then? No, It's not what defines me. You can understand what I've written anyway so don't be so precocious!
2) My knowledge of WoW
I pride myself with my WoW skill and knowledge having never played it or even see anyone play it first hand. I like to think that I am the Unknown Soldier, Avatar 0 on Server error. But clearly, my lack of knowledge of RP etiquette, syntax and other euconversational devices is letting me down. I thought I could be a legend, that I was L337. Of course, who couldn't understand this exchange? Well… me sir. How will I ever face the WoW forums again? I wish I had a very good computer with a decent connection then we could do WoW RP logs or even join the asses! We could /........ all night! I also wish I wasn't adverse to PC gaming for the same reason.
3) That Guy's
Now the other two I don't really mind. However, this, this, Astarte is where you hurt us. Here at That Guy's we aim to bring honest to god issues and news to our readers about the ever-changing face of gaming. Sure, we come pretty close to the line but we never cross it. I was going to write nasty things about your blog. Thinks like "The layout is rubbish" and "The text is too small without me going up to the toolbar and changing it" but then I found this post (the one from 29th December 2005) by Scotia on her old blog. Go, on read it. Isn't it heart wrenching? Like when Asheron's Call disappeared or like that time I evolved Pikachu into Raichu on Pokemon Yellow but he no longer had the smiley faces come up above his head or the distorted sound effects but I'd already saved it and I wasn't going to start again. You can feel the anguish as hopes of changing the world are threatened with extinction. Such a disparate cry reminds me of this post. Except ours was a fake cry for attention.
So do you know what H.A? Do you know what? Carry on blogging with your superior English, WoW know-how, line-toeing standpoint and buddy buddy blogging because where would aspiring young women gamers go elsewhere for inspiration and support. So you can't understand That Guy's do I accuse you of being stupid? Do I pick one of the most stereotypically sad things that people can do and then boast about how I know more about it? Do I pretend to be a feminist when actually I seem to be pretty intolerant of the non-fallopian endowed? No. It was a simple question.
P.S Something about thanks for confirming that most bloggers are stuck up their own arses whilst trying to be journalists or other games related things that you can get with basic web design and a humanities degree? Is that too bitchy. Yeah. Too bitchy
P.P.S Thank god they didn't notice that post on That Guy's where I said they need to get laid more, or act like it at least.
"You must be the new guy Leon right? Sorry but it looks like your party has been cancelled. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I liked to take a minute just sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air in west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suite case and send me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, .............................
Read .............
Anyway if you've already come a click to far to reach this page basically Final Fantasy characters will be unlockable in Mario Hoops for the DS. Great news huh?
No because a) It's Mario fucking hoops, why on earth is mario playing basketball? and b) Apart from moogle and cactuar the characters mentioned so far are generic Black Mage, Ninja and White Mage which are a bit pants and a bit too much Final Fantasy 11 for my liking if you know what I mean?
Are Square-Enix that retarded? If you own Cloud, Squall, Yuna, Tifa etc.etc.etc. why on earth aren't you putting them in the game? Unless you secretly know that it will be a shit game and are waiting for the That Guy's Game. In which case we accept but with the following stipulations; Tifa is always naked. That's it OK? Phone us tomorrow and we'll finalise everything then.
P.S. How do you get Aeris to come back from the dead? I heard there was a cheat or something
Deadwina- 10 reasons
Well it appears that videogames may be the subject of yet another witch hunt because parents are doing a shit job of looking after their children. Do not worry though if you are in fear that you are addicted to computer games then carry on gaming because if you live a "normal" life this may happen to you...
1) Stabbed on a bus for no reason whatsoever.
2) Stabbed on a bus for standing up for your girlfriend.
3) Shot by the police for no reason whatsoever.
4) Blown up by terrorists (see 9/11 or 7/7 etc.)
5) Raped
6) Get HIV from nutters who are your girlfriend
7) Beaten to death for having your phone in the pub
8) Shot in a drive by
9) Attacked by Chavs because you were there
10) Get run over by a cunt
So you see it's the cunts/chavs/neds/townies/terrorists/nutters that run the show now. It used to be the case of wrong place wrong time but now its' just wrong time. So yeah, go out if you dare because your friends are harassing you to "get off the computer" but if all of the victims above had decided to take a Halo Day or go straight home to level up their Mage then they'd all still be here/not have HIV/been raped/mauled/traumatised
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
The (Ughh) Nice Post?
It was also interesting to see the images that people chose to upload; some were funny, others very honest and soul-bearing, others just whatever they had laying around.
My favourite is this one by far. It just makes me laugh and you know that this guy is clearly a dude. If only all these people had done something maniacish and then I could bestow upon them the highest honor I could to make them the months Maniacs.
The Picture Review of Sonic Rush
Richie brought homo-erotic reviews to the internet and now I give you one picture reviews.
Sonic Rush Picture Review
Monday, July 17, 2006
iBuzz - Really?
Yeah so what you are seeing pictured is essentially a vibrator, sex toy thingy. This however has one small difference, you see the headphone jack? Yeah! I t plugs into your iPod, I reckon this contraption actually gets folk off in time to the music? Now when I found this I was a little sceptical so I had to check out the site, and yeah it exists! Check it out for yourself. pay attention to the flash add in the bottom corner where it has the iPod silhouette Ads and then zooms in their groins.
So my question to you is - What songs would be best?
Review - Super Dragon ball Z
Go buy Streetfighter Alpha Anthology and a Copy of Dragon ball Budokai Tenkaichi. That will cover all your streetfighter and Dragon ball Z needs.
SO in conclusion I give this game 4/10
Or on a Scale of 1 to "Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta", I would give it "Puar"
*On a side note there was a second Canadian company which did an English Dub called "Ocean", they pretty much ripped of all the voices Funimation created, but this other company made it "Kid-friendly" i.e no-one dies, Queers.
Friday, July 14, 2006
The future of Games?
Some kind of crappy flailing game to do with Arse-sassins is our prediction. Some media progresses but gaming will always be geared around pleasing folks who wear Metallica T-shirts and the like.
Sad really.
Radio is WNAK
Excuse me while i mop the tears of laughter!
I just got busted in the name of That Guy's, trying to take a picture of the top ten in GAME, according to the resident retard it is apparently company policy, "because". Anyway I think it was something like this;
1. Cars
2. PotC Dead Man's Chest
3. Over the Hedge
4. The Wild
5. Stormbreaker
6. Winnie the Pooh
7. Trolls
8. Licenced Nikelodeon game
9. Licenced horse game
10.Sonic Advance Battles 2 (or something, yay Sonic Team)
This is proof. Empirical proof that Mr.Game is up to something ITS A FUCKING COVER_UP. Commendable Chuff but don't give up now. This war has just begun!
Look at those charts and lament.
I am not Sweet!
The title is That Guys's A Maniac - The Official Movie which is a brilliant title!
It's going to be much better than Stay Alive and has been described as a bastard child of Dude Where's My Car/Road Trip/Freddy Got Fingered/Hackers/Lawnmower Man/Final Fantsy Advent Children/Rainman and Lolita.
Here is the cast list
Cunzy11 - Cunzy11
Richie - Richie
Anonymous - That bird what played the Empress in Never Ending Story
Chuff_72 - Freddy Prinz Jr.
Dr.Wo. 69 - Angelina Jolie
ChunkySalsa - Steve Buscemi
Quadbee - Stiffler
Guy Cocker - Ben Affleck
Ed Federmeyer - Ed Federmeyer
Sherry From Resident Evil 2 - Kate Beckinsale
Marlene From FFVII - Tatu
Monfuche - Sienna Guillory dressed as Jill Valentine
It's going to be set in post 2005 Earth where an evil alien has come down to earth and killed all the women over the age of 16. Cunzy and Richie's job is to destroy the aliens with their L337 gaming skills and then repopulate the earth. All of our commentors have cameo roles and there is going to be shit loads of homages to great games like Jurassic Park Operation Genesis and Haunted Maze.
Cunzy: So we made it this far. Not bad girl? Our 69th post what an auspicous occasion! It's been tough, real tough but we made it. What was your favourite post?
Richie: My favorite and possibly most neglected ones is Geekonator2000, I feel that, that one should be continuously expanded on... But i fucking hate the Londonage posts what the hell was i thinking?
Cunzy: Yeah that was a good one! I think my favourite post was this one. Because of the high quality of the comments and nothing at all to do with that filthy picture. No sir! I'm still writing my post to Mr.Game by the way!
Richie: Lets not forget our commentors, we've had at least 5, Dr Wo, Chuff, Chunky Salsa, Quadbee. Do you remember the time that possibly a girl made comment on this post?
Cunzy: Yeah! She was all like "Cunzy is a dick and Richie is god". I never suspected that it was you at all and I still don't! LOLLERCAUST! Favourite comment?
Richie: It has to be this one for the "Have at you Snake" post:
Police: You guys have been crude, outlandish, disgusting. You have even gone so far as to post pictures of video game minors.
That guys: Dig Dug?
You geddit? Minors, Miners... Oh i'm a funny guy...
Cunzy: My favourite is still this one "i stopped trying to suck my cock when i was 13." You can't write that kind of stylised statement without going to writing school that's for sure! Do you remember when someone put that virus on our blog that puts in really dumb spelling mistakes that made it look like we can't even type?
Richie: Yeah Virus, probably left by those fucking Spammy fuckwits that left adverts on our blog, fuck them and their families. Right, we have talked about the good bits, and their has been a Lot of good bits, However what do you reckon was the worst bits?
Cunzy: Probably the Londonage posts because we forgot to mention the Anime convention, Chun Li girl with her panites on, Bretzels, that time we blinfolded each other so it wasn't like another man was doing it....
Richie: Well, I suppose... but you have to admit that this one is pretty shite so far? Ok, so it's our 69th post and we still havent been given a big sack of money and told to do this for our job... Why do you think that is?
Cunzy: Well we did turn down EDGE, Square Enix, Boing Boing, TIME, Heat and Seventeen Magazine! They just weren't taking us in the direction we wanted.
Richie: So we can only uphill from here, what do you think lies in the future for That guys?
Cunzy: Well look what we've already brought to the internet! This picture, This picture, Wnaking.. the list ends there really. But you won't find any other blog that looks at games from the point of view of two people with our names and bodies. Except maybe our old blogs. I expect we'll either get sued or arrested for our Misty picture.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
The Amazing Leet Translator
Wow! Now instead of having to look it up on Wikipedia, you too can add a L337 signature to the bottom of every fucking forum you are on!
Just type your text into the left hand box and your L337 will appear in the right hand box.
Hey Wii is funny!
- Wii-tard
- Wii-tarded
- Wii-d
- Pot-Pour-wii
- Care to come round for some Wii and Scones
- Vitamin-wii
- Bachelors deg-wii
- Courtn-wii Cox
- Grand P-wii
- Easy as A. B. Wii, 1. 2. Wii, Doe. Rae. Wii
- Amput-wii
- H. I. Wii
- Wii-nis
- Hepatitis-Wii
- Rup-wii
- Wii-nal Dialysis
- Wii wii
- Wii laddie
- Wii Willy Winkie
- Lavat-Wii
- Wii-ness extra cold
- I need a Wii
- Can I see your Wii
- Can I touch your Wii
- Can I drug you and then put my Wii on you?
- Hap-wii-ness
- Eev-wii
- Wii-ndows Xp
- Wii-nal colony
- Dry entry Wii-nal Justice
- Final Fantasy Thr-wii
- Wii-3PO
- I can smell your Wii from the other room
- Can I put my Wii in your X-box?
- Wii-sa Gonna die?
- Son-wii. Wii S Wii
- Rich-Wii and Cunz-Wii-11
- Guitar Wii-ro
- War-wii-oWare Inc.
- Super Smash Bros Mel-wii
- Resident Wii-vil
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Sony's New Ad Campaign...
Sony PSP apology.
And there was a shed load of controversy about the racial connotations behind it. Well apparently Sony have now apologised for this and withdrawn the advert.
However the Guardian Gamesblog (See link on sidebar) has given me an idea: Controversy Sells, The guardian was talking about whet next campaign they will come up with next, offending religions? Well lets leave the racial offendingness aside, How else could Sony market this "Pretty Shit Product"?
The Dinosaur Games List!
Here they are! With my got/need status
Animal Crossing GOT
Animal Crossing: Wild World NEED
Deathtrap Dungeon GOT
Demo One Awesome T-rex thing GOT
Dino Crisis (not 3) GOT
Dinosaur Hunting (not yet released) NEED
Disney's Dinosaur NEED
Evil Dead Fistful of Boomstick GOT
Jurassic Park GOT
Jurassic Park 3: Dino Attack NEED
Jurassic Park 3: DNA Factor NEED
Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis GOT
Jurassic Park: Warpath GOT
King Kong NEED
Parasite Eve 2 GOT
Pokemon (All versions) DON'T EVEN WANT DEFINITELY HAVEN'T GOT
Siberia NEED
Siphon Filter GOT
Star Fox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet NEED
The Lost World: Jurassic Park NEED
The Lost World: Jurssic PArk Arcade NEED
Timesplitters GOT
Tomb Raider 1, 2 & 3 GOT
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter NEED
World of Warcraft NEED
WWF Smackdown 2 GOT
Zoo Tycoon: Dinosaur Digs NEED
There is also Power Rangers Dino Thunder which I refuse to include in this list and about 140000 other Jurassic Park spinoffs. Jurassic Park seems to have gone the way of the star wars... although Jurassic Park Battlefront would be awesome. I didn't include NFS:U either even though once I made a dinosaur car it was green with RED TEARS (that's tears not tears) down the side. Seriously!
Most of the above games are absolutely shite and a general trend seems to be the less dinosaurs (excluding birds) and other extinct organisms, the better the game.
I am going to buy all of them and start my own WIKI as well as becoming L337 at dinosaur games!!!
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
AMAZING Dinosaurs in Games Review!!
Here we go. Top however many I get to Greatest Dinosaur Games of ALL TIME
Not 3 though because it has fake dinosaurs. Who would bother with making a game called dino crisis and then rendering fake dinosaurs. Anyway, you get to fight dinosaurs and pick up files bout dinosaurs like a Michel Benton book! The second one is better because you can run and shoot AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT IN RESIDENT EVIL 4! SPOILER Also, after being chased by T-rex through most of the game fucking Giganotosaurus eats it because it is bigger and some people still don't even realise that T-rex wasn't the biggest. Capcom are proper 1337 vertebrate palaeontologists!
You can build your own JP and send palaeontolgists off to dig for fossils to make other dinosaurs that weren't even in the fucking film! Also you can remove all the fences and get the dinosaurs to eat visitors. Even better Shoot Her Shoot Her Robert Muldoon tells you off for it EVEN THOUGH HE IS DEAD in the film. In addition the Dr. who does the research is called Dr.Wo.!!
You can fight with your favourite dinosaurs EVEN ONES THAT WEREN'T in the films! The best bit is that you can eat people to fill up your health bar. Even better if you fight through with one character you unlock EVEN MORE DINOSAURS! Also there is a museum where you can learn about your favourite dinosaurs, how old they are what noise they make and how to say their names in American!
You can play as a dinosaur with guns! He looks like a T-rex but is very small so maybe he is a dwarf T-rex or a Nanotyrannus. Maybe he evolved on an island and that is why he is so small?
This was on the megadrive and it was well good because you could play as Dr.Grant but you could also play AS A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR! So what if it is too big in scale? That means it could be a Deinonychus, a giant Bambiraptor or a really small Megaraptor or a medium Utahraptor. Anyway it was hard but great.
6. POKEMON (All)
Okay so their names were changed but you could CONTROL an Ammonite, Trilobite, Coelocanth, Mammoth, Crinoid, Pterosaur or Opabinia! You could GET AN AMMONITE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF A MIME ARTIST (albeit on a turn based way). That is education my friends!
I haven't even played these but they've got some of the best rendered mammoths I have ever seen! BETTER EVEN THAN WALKING WITH BEASTS
8. Turok
This was ok.
The first one had T-Rexs and Raptor things and the second one had T-rexs and the third one had Raptors and T-rexs in it too!!!!!!
DINOSAURS IN GAMES ROCK!! Send in dinosaurs you've seen in games (no fake ones) and I'll tell you how badly they ROCK!! I've just realised I forgot EVIL DEAD: FISTFUL OF BOOMSTICK, SIPHON FILTER and PARASITE EVE 2. ROCK!!!
Video Game comics
There's to many of them, I can't even hope to try review/rate them, as there is a shed-load of shitty ones out there. I mean how do you review them? It's like games, some of them are quite pretty yet are not funny/interesting/good. And some of the shitter looking ones are actually funny. You get my analogy?
Anyways here is a few web comics we have come across
God Mode Online
VG Cats
Little Gamers
And here's an archive of pretty much EVERY web comic you can ever hope to find/read:
The Web Comic List
Monday, July 10, 2006
The SHAMELESS GET MORE READERS POST
Girls (attractive and British) cannot and do not play games. It is a lie made up by guys who pretend they are girls online so that they can cyber for gold/gil/bells.
WoW sucks. The only way to progress through this game is to spend a lot of time on this game, sure, this is true of all other games with the exception that other games are challenging. I bet there are more people at LvL60 on WoW than haave completed Super Mario Brothers 3. Because SMB3 involves things like jumping and not hanging around a hub. All the people who play RPGs are fat ugly goths or ex-goths anyway.
Anime, and anime games, are stupid. Drawing a shit cartoon with a shittier storyline than Final Fantasy VIII (which was, let's face it very shit) results in tonnes of "lonely" fake goths wailing about how their favourite epsiode (which isn't even released yet anywhere) was deeper than the storyline in the English Patient.
Counterstrike in all its versions is the second worst game of all time. Second to ICO.
ICO and Shadow of the Colossus should be banned becuase since their releases (OMG Ico was like the best gaame that never sold!) new media hippies haave stopped buying copies of the Piano to wank over.
With the exception of 2 blogs all other blogs are dissinteresting and actively boring. No-one cares about your shitty SF story about a man who lives in San Franscicsocsio and has a magic penis, or creative commons for that fact Boing Boing. Isn't it time you grew up and stopped playing MUDs? Terra Nova I'm looking at you. You need to get laid much more Hellbound Angels.
To be continued......
Friday, July 07, 2006
The death of MMO
Basicly it is a list of reasons that people have quit WoW, I dont think I have found one invalid one!
My personal favorite:
Its said that 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes from your life. Waiting for your raid to buff up takes 20 minutes. The conclusion is to stop WoW and start smoking.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Wnaky WNaky Wnak
From here
"One of the criticisms that's always been levelled at the ... [virtual world reporting done by Wallace and others] is that it takes these things too seriously. "It's only a game," is the constant rejoinder whenever we call into question the things that go on in these virtual spaces and how they are managed by the companies that run them... But, as we've maintained all along, it is not in fact only a game. These places are models for the kind of society we'll live in, in the not-too-distant future. They're worth paying attention to — close attention, since much of what happens in them has a direct bearing on the way we will live... [T]he societies that are developing in these places point the way toward the societies of the future, whether online or off. To a great extent, if you want to know how we will live tomorrow, look at the way we live now in a place like Second Life."
In the immortal words of UK:R is it because you are shit at Tekken? If virtual societies are pointing the way towards societies of the future then societies of the future will be composed of:
1) An inordinate amount of young boys pretending to be girls
2) Boring people from San Francisco (See image)
3) The word GAY will be made the official national greeting
4) Whining women
5) Whining men trying to hit on whining women by whining about non-whining men and players who insist on actually playing games rather than *hugging* each other like autistic care bears on E
6) Furries who have got a Marmot and Dragon in them
7) Crates and Barrels the likes of which you have never seen
8) Illogical levers
9) People who are shit at games that involve a basic level of hand-eye coordination
Wnakers! Go away feed your cat and then masturbate over Wizard of OZ. Stop clogging up servers with protests against anyone who is trying to make some money, and fuck off with one minute silences for tragic events occuring over the world. I think the last thing victims of Terrorism/Conflict/Natural Disasters want is a bunch of SIlicon-Valley 40 year olds staging a vigil. Just send some fucking money and then cyber with your in game " " " " Girlfriend " " " " who is not secretely another balding remnant of the free lovin' 60s. Okay
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
GameFAQs - Best. Series. Ever.
First off I have to apologise that this is a bit late especially if you want to enter, but GameFAQs yearly contest has started. In the past few years they have pitted Video game characters vs. other Video game Characters, and the most popular (most voted for) wins.
This year however they have decided, instead of Characters vs. Characters, to do Series' vs. Series' i.e. popular franchises up against each other. Anyway from the extensive list I decided that after all the eliminations that Final Fantasy will win.
Unfortunately I checked my entry today and, low an behold apparently Mega Man is more popular that Suikoden. Damn, already fucked up at the 1st hurdle.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Have at you snake
Here was me thinking our site was shit
Also look what I found on Richie's computer. Disgusting, dude she is like 8.
That Guy's a Maniac Award… July
"Brice Mellen"
Right Straight up, he's blind! This kid (17) has been kicking ass at fighters and killing the non-sight impared gamers. Now apparently he does it all through listening... Quite a feat. However I really fucking like his attitude, He freaks out people by facing away from the screen, Brilliant!
What I like the most is that he is gonna train for Video Games Design. As much as i am a fan of pretty games, most of the titles nowadays are beautiful yet souless, hopefully this guy will breathe some fresh air into game mechanics, if you get what i mean.
Good luck in Design Brice, and Congrats you are a Maniac
Merry Go Round, Broken Down
I wrote the funniest article ever here until some cunt wrote serious shit over the top of it. The only bit that is still mine is the bit under sources. This is what the regulator says after destroying the best piece of games related writing to ever appear on the internet :
(Rework of page to remove subjectivity (sarcasm) and make conjecture obvious as such. Also reworked some phrasing to improve flow.)
Mother Fucker! How dare you judge me! Also by "Reworked" he means "make boring like the rest of this shitty Wiki written by people who masturbate over pictures of broken PCs with bits coming out". Well, Mrs. Humorless here is my original article that you so callously deleted.
First Use of Crates and Barrels
Monday, July 03, 2006
New Wii Lunch Title Announced!
The Foetus attachment comes in a range of colours to match the range of colours for the controller. Whether or not a blue version has been considered is unknown at this point.
This revolutionary game will give women who haven't yet had children an excuse to actually experience how painful childbirth is, to then invoke it as "The most painful thing a human being has to endure" to all males nearby. Also men can play it but with obvious biologically incorrect implementation.
Porn Made Defunct as of 20/07/06!
There is no point in porn any more! There is game soon to be released called Battle Stadium D.O.N. This will end any need for sexual stimulation ever again!
BS D.O.N. Is a cross over game for 3 Shonen Jump franchises, Dragon ball, One Piece and Naruto, please see the side bar for torrent links to episode of One Piece and Naruto, and Find Dragonball for yourself, just dont watch the original Japanese, the voices are highly irritating.
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What an excellent Tag-line for a page called touch generations. If a computer game themed carry on film was ever made Nintendo would be Barbara Windsor, forever accidentally saying filthy things innocently.
Saying that, there is nothing better than putting Jill in a corner and touching her up as the zombies get closer and closer.
Oh, oh did I just type that?
Guitar PISH, more like
1) The controller makes you look Stupid, no adult holding a Fisher-Price Guitar can look dignified.
2) If you play it too long you get "guitar hero eye" where everything distorts due to looking intensely at the moving fret board.
3) The crowd goes "BOO", and that bugs the shit out of me.
4) Anything above hard mode demands a definite lifestyle choice, where all you ever do is play guitar hero, practicing every fucking hammer-on and pull-off (hehe, pull-off).
5) Girls are better at it than me.
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*Pish - Scottish vernacular for rubbish/crap, derivative of piss.
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And so with the inevitibility of FPS including barrels, or any RPG having an ice level, England have been knocked out of the world cup. And I am happy. Not because I am one of those pseudo-neomen of the 0's who is so secure in his sexuality that he would rather go shopping with his girlfriend than watch football, or one of those people who complain about the world cup taking over everything.
Respectively I would say to those people:
1) Give up mate because she isn't putting out even if you do pretend to give a fuck about whether her shoes match her toe-ring. The women of the 0's are characterised by only putting out to sleezes they meet whilst "finding themselves" in Cambodia. They aren't interested in knobbage that doesn't give them a great story to tell when they meet up with their similarly boring-but striving to be interesting girlfriends for their weekly lunch.
2) If you don't like football its because you were either a) Really bad at sports at school, b) Home educated or c) You are so-desperately trying to escape your southern middle-classness by pretending to be more interested in Fair Trade Soya or the latest food blog. Pricks.
No. I am happy because England losing in a penalty shoot-out is like Christmas. It happens with such clockwork regularity. It also helps me to plot my life because I honestly wouldn't have remembered the summers of 2002, 2004, 2000,1998 and 1996 if it wasn't for the spectacles of England once again dropping out of an international tournament.
It is also tiring supporting them hoping that they might be able to do it this time. Its like playing a Super Smash Brothers stock match when you are down to your last life with 285% against two level 9 opponents one with three lives, one with two lives. You know that it is going to take all of your pad skills to stop from flying off the screen the next time you are hit. You also know that defeat is inevitable but something in you believes that if you can take out the guy with two lives you my just have a chance. You imagine how great it would be to pull it off against the odds and how other geeks would look at you in disbelief when you recounted the Herculean miracle. Then you start to think "What's the fucking point in playing games all the time if I can't even beat these two bots?" and the match becomes more about you justifying what you do with your life. Striving for brilliance. And then, sweating and wheezing, you fail, and get that little sick feeling in the pit of your stomach at the thought that some Japanaese programmer somewhere is so much better than you that they can program two bots to beat you 8 years later. Might as well play WoW because I am that shit at games that demand some kind of skill.


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Welcome to the Woodchurch Players' website. Woodchurch is a picturesque village nestling in the heart of the Kent countryside. The Players present three productions a year ranging from pantomime to comedy and drama. Our productions take place in the Memorial Hall next to the village green.
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Dancing at Lughnasa - 18, 19 & 20 May 2017
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Zander de Bruyn announces retirement
Apr 8, 2014: Zander de Bruyn, the South Africa allrounder who played three Tests in 2004, has announced his retirement from professional cricket
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Mascarenhas admits batting failures
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Essex v Surrey, FLt20 South Group, Chelmsford
Essex stumble towards last-eight lifeline
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Sussex v Surrey, Arundel, 3rd day
Solanki's grace enlivens Surrey
Jun 14, 2013: Warm sunshine, wonderful setting and a former international batsman making the sure-footed, seldom in doubt century that turned Surrey's slim advantage into a position of strength
Sunfoil Series 2012-13, 3nd day
All-round Lions complete big win in three days
Jan 12, 2013: Lions completed an eight-wicket win over Cape Cobras within three days of their match in the Sunfoil Series
Lancashire v Surrey, Aigburth, 3rd day
De Bruyn hits ton as Surrey prosper
Sep 13, 2012: Zander de Bruyn's first hundred of the season and polished half-centuries from youngsters Rory Burns and Tom Jewell ensured Surrey made a commanding start against Lancashire
Surrey v Nottinghamshire, The Oval, 3rd day
Safety-first Surrey edge towards survival
Sep 6, 2012: If you look at this day in isolation, Surrey had a good day. If you look at it in the context of the whole season, they should have done better
Surrey v Nottinghamshire, The Oval, 1st day
de Bruyn, Wilson keep Surrey afloat
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Surrey v Derbyshire, The Oval, 1st day
Maynard ton keeps Surrey on track for promotion
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Northamptonshire v Surrey, Northampton, 3rd day
Davies and de Bruyn set winning platform
Sep 2, 2011: Surrey remained on course to win their County Championship Division Two match at Northamptonshire going into the final day after centuries from Steven Davies and Zander de Bruyn at Wantage Road
Surrey v Warwickshire, Clydesdale Bank 40, Guildford
de Bruyn steers Surrey towards semi-finals
Jul 24, 2011: Surrey strengthened their bid for a place in the last four of the Clydesdale Bank 40 with a nail-biting three-wicket win over Warwickshire at Guildford
Surrey v Kent, The Oval, 1st day
de Bruyn ton gives Surrey control
Jul 10, 2011: Zander de Bruyn's brilliant 179 helped Surrey post a first-innings total of 387 on the first day of their County Championship clash with Kent at The Oval
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De Bruyn and Roy outmuscle Glamorgan
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Surrey v Gloucestershire, The Oval, 1st day
Gloucestershire edge day for bowlers
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Surrey v Hampshire, Clydesdale Bank 40, Whitgift School
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Duminy double-ton takes Cobras second
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Dec 4, 2010: Zander de Bruyn, the former South Africa allrounder, has joined Surrey on a one-year deal for the 2011 English season after spending three summers at Somerset
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van der Merwe lifts Titans to thrilling win in huge chase
Nov 27, 2010: The Titans chased the third-highest target of the MTN40 to beat the Lions by three wickets in the first leg of their semi-final in Centurion, successfully reaching 300 with eight balls to spare
Somerset v Pakistanis, Tour Match, Taunton
Hasan and Alam script Pakistan win
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Australia are mirroring their captain's defiance
Steven Smith defied those who didn't give him a chance as a batsman. Now his team is doing the same on a tour no one thought they could compete in
How a spinner can break the rhythm of the batsman
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All-time IPL XI : The allrounders
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Dissecting the Daredevils batting order
Aakash Chopra analyses the Delhi Daredevils batting order, and offers insight into some of the more curious events during their game against Kolkata Knight Riders
Dismissing Tendulkar, and an U-19 triple
Also, what's the record for most matches without scoring a run?
The Morris v Mathews debate (58)
Despite statistics that seem to suggest otherwise, Delhi Daredevils have continued to bat Angelo Mathews above Chris Morris
Dismissing Tendulkar, and an U-19 triple (55)
Also, what's the record for most matches without scoring a run?
Bangladesh players want payment parity with other countries (35)
Bangladesh's top cricketers get even lower salary than their counterparts in Zimbabwe and Ireland even though the BCB earns more from ICC revenues and its own deals with broadcasters
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The difference between Chris Gayle and the next-best on key parameters indicates his excellence in the format
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Gail, Contact the Canadian Institute of Steel Construction. They are offering a course (Nov) in design of a 3 storey office building updated for the new Nat'l Bldg Code of Can due out in Sept. In the course, they design the same building for Toronto(low EQ so wind governs) Montreal(moderate EQ) and Vancouver(high EQ)so you can see the differences in the course designs and sketches. They might be able to help you or perhaps you can purchase the text binder. CISC Phone 416-491-4552 & ask for Mike Gilmor or Dave McKinnon. Gary On 28 Aug 2005 at 11:39, GSKWY(--nospam--at)aol.com wrote: > Okay, stepping back a little, say you were trying to describe the > difference between a building in San Francisco and one where you > didn't need to design for either wind or seismic. > > I.e. you are comparing a building where lateral load controls to one > where gravity load controls. > > If someone looked at the two buildings during construction, after they > had been topped out, but before any exterior cladding, etc. had been > put up, what would they notice as being different about the two > buildings. > > Assume it's a 20-story office building. > > Gail Kelley > ******* ****** ******* ******** ******* ******* ******* *** * Read list FAQ at: http://www.seaint.org/list_FAQ.asp * * This email was sent to you via Structural Engineers * Association of Southern California (SEAOSC) server. To * subscribe (no fee) or UnSubscribe, please go to: * * http://www.seaint.org/sealist1.asp * * Questions to seaint-ad(--nospam--at)seaint.org. Remember, any email you * send to the list is public domain and may be re-posted * without your permission. Make sure you visit our web * site at: http://www.seaint.org ******* ****** ****** ****** ******* ****** ****** ********
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