text: First time in 15 years of landscaping I have had any equipment stolen. Really, I am lucky they only took the blower. They could have stolen enough to start their own service. The worst part is it is my fault. I have an enclosed trailer, but didn't close it up. 10 minutes in a back yard...blower gone. At least it was a 3 year old blower. It paid for itself, just hate to have to replace it before it failed. Especially since another LCO is probably out there using it to make money. Anyway, just wanted to complain about it for a second, and mention that there should be a special room in Hell for anyone who steals the tools a man uses to earn a living.


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Whew. We are all moved in and settled in my parents' basement. Our old townhome is emptied, scrubbed, and the keys are returned. It is finally time to kick this year into high gear. It is my "new year" beginning.
Last month, even though I had decided on my 2016 mission statement: "Be intentional, have contentment, and bloom where I am planted." The second two phrases of my mission statement is all mental–it is how I am going to behave and view my daily life this year. I want to have a positive attitude. Being intentional is how I am going to act. So, my goals will be intentional.
~~ Transfer to WordPress and make sure it looks and behaves fantastically. Madison Wetherill from Grace and Vine Studios is the amazing woman who is helping me. And, Shannon from Shanndelier is being my personal tutor with WordPress.
~~ Begin my newsletter! I'm finally getting it together! It'll be so exciting! Look for it coming this Friday morning! Sign up here!
~~ Create some sort of white backdrop or lightbox for pictures.
~~ Decide on a brand of fonts, colors, styles for pins.
~~ Lose 5 pounds.
~~ Dessert and/or Pepsi at most once a week.
~~ Work out and/or go running at least four times a week (including getting 10,000 steps at least that many times).
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~~ Do something sweet and loving for Justin every day this month.
~~ Spend an intentional two hours a day total with Rhys, only paying attention to him. Find learning activities to do with him.
~~ Do one thing to help my family out with the house every day.
~~ Put one of my teaching units formatted and finished on Teachers Pay Teachers.
~~ Plan a birthday/Valentine's date with Justin.
~~ Read and finish two books this month. Read every day for at least 30 minutes.
~~ Do scripture study every day.
~~ Find a HTML or graphic design certification program online.

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Five more tips for the picky-eater's mum
From emails and comments, here are some more tips:
- Dont force a child, ever. This may set back the child for weks or months. Forcing can take many forms, and not neccessarily pushing the food down their throats. It can mean showing disappointment. Imagine your great aunt, whose sweet potato casserole you had learnt to dread over countless family dinners standing next to you with her considerable presence trying to force every morsel down your throat. Thats what it may feel like to your child if you hover too close or sit around with a spoon aiming for his lips if they dare to open. Only, you are bigger in size and more dominating to look at
- Try grazing – offering a plate of toddler sized helpings on a designated table – that the child knows where to find
- Portion control – serve tiny helpings, even for favorites. Getting them to ask for more gives them more confidence, says one mom, and sets a good precedent for everything
- Try toddler food fests – sometimes seeing other kids eat well works (though this didnt work for me)
- Dont give up on favorites that are suddenly being rejected . Give it a break and offer it in a few days.
I had written one more post on the topic here. Please send me your ideas/corrections/suggestions. Keep sane and trying 🙂
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IcmpV6Statistics::NeighborSolicitsReceived Property
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Gets the number of Internet Control Message Protocol version 6 (ICMPv6) Neighbor Solicitation messages received.
Assembly: System (in System.dll)
Neighbor Discovery is a process whereby host computers and routers can determine the addresses for neighbors known to reside on shared links. Part of this discovery process is accomplished using ICMP messages called Neighbor Solicitations and Neighbor Advertisements. Neighbor Solicitation messages are sent to discover the link-layer address of a neighbor or to verify that a neighbor is still reachable via a cached link-layer address. A Neighbor Advertisement that contains address information is sent in response to a solicitation or to announce an address change.
The following example displays the value of this property.
void ShowIcmpV6NeighborData() { IPGlobalProperties ^ properties = IPGlobalProperties::GetIPGlobalProperties(); IcmpV6Statistics ^ statistics = properties->GetIcmpV6Statistics(); Console::WriteLine( " Advertisements ...................... Sent: {0,-10} Received: {1,-10}", statistics->NeighborAdvertisementsSent, statistics->NeighborAdvertisementsReceived ); Console::WriteLine( " Solicits ............................ Sent: {0,-10} Received: {1,-10}", statistics->NeighborSolicitsSent, statistics->NeighborSolicitsReceived ); }
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Disneyland at 28
My birthday was almost two weeks ago, but things change when you get older. It takes a little more time and energy to get things accomplished.
That's why pictures have been sitting in my camera for so long.
As previously mentioned, it's a little bit hard to plan a gathering when Sunset Boulevard decides to hold festivals the same weekend as your birthday. It's also tough to grab friends and family as they're making that last minute summer vay-cay trip or shipping off a relative to college. So I decided to keep it relatively chill this year.
I used my connections to snag complimentary tickets to Disneyland, grabbed a friend, and made a day out of it. (When I say day, I mean day: we rolled in right when the park opened at 8 and left sometime around 11 that night.) We took photos at the famed Picture Spots, posed with characters, screamed our heads off, and winded up the evening with the brand new "World of Color" (which is pretty much shown in near stop-motion here) and some fireworks:
I may not have had a glamorous cocktail event this year, but at least I had fun.


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Capacity Choice and Allocation: Strategic Behavior and Supply Chain Performance
We consider a simple supply chain in which a single supplier sells to several downstream retailers. The supplier has limited capacity, and retailers are privately informed of their optimal stocking levels. If retailer orders exceed available capacity, the supplier allocates capacity using a publicly known allocation mechanism, a mapping from retailer orders to capacity assignments. We show that a broad class of mechanisms are prone to manipulation: Retailers will order more than they need to gain a more favorable allocation. Another class of mechanisms induces the retailers to order exactly their needs, thereby revealing their private information. However, there does not exist a truth-inducing mechanism that maximizes total retailer profits. We also consider the supplier's capacity choice. We show that a manipulable mechanism may lead the supplier to choose a higher level of capacity than she would under a truth-inducing mechanism. Nevertheless, her choice will appear excessively restrictive relative to the prevailing distribution of orders. Furthermore, switching to a truth-inducing mechanism can lower profits for the supplier, the supply chain, and even her retailers. Hence, truth-telling is not a universally desirable goal.
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Volume (Year): 45 (1999)
Issue (Month): 8 (August)
Pages: 1091-1108
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"Advance-Purchase Discounts and Monopoly Allocation of Capacity,"
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As a gigantic fan of the Blue jays, who unfortunately lives in America, I am trying to procure a copy of MLB 12 The Show for the PS3 with Jose Bautista on the cover. Amazon.ca seems to be sending people the same copy as the USA gets, and the only ebay seller I've found only ships to Canada.
Any help? Plausibly for getting it as close to the normal $60 price tag as possible?
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Get some picture paper and print the cover on the sheet and replace the cover art. :] I use to do it all the time with Madden with Ravens players.
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The History of Insurance 101: The Unauthorized Version*
Here we take a fun view of insurance, or the History of Insurance 101, back through the Babylonians all the way back to Paleolithic times on the Savannas in Africa, with a short introduction of our video editor, Delayna Bradshaw.
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Is it possible to do a limited installation of pks to a sharepoint server / site /sub-site so that the itunes rss generator works correctly?
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We're attempting to get a full install of pks onto a test SP VM now so we can see if we can add itunes rss to doc folders/ lists.... but I thought it would be good to know if there would be a way to do a very limited, streamlined install of pks to get only
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"I thought growin up becomin an adult and raisin a family wa gonna b the hardest thing 4 me...but on August 31, 2010...that proved 2 b by far the hardest day ever!!! I can never 4get how it felt 2 know that u were actually gone. So I vow 2 4ever try 2 make u proud and try 2 b half the woman u r!!! R.I.P"
"Granny who knew dat the time would have came diz soon. granny i miss u so much and i love u. I would neva lose no type of love 4 u. Granny i kno u watchin ova everybody. U r still my heart everythin no matta wat. I love u and I am dedacating my 19th bday 2 u. I love u granny."
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I have no problem finding where people are or hanging out, it's just that I don't feel terribly involved with any of my circles of friends at college. Like I might get involved with their activities once or twice a week, but I'm not really part of any group where my actions carry much weight. And I'd really like to spend a lot more time "out" during the week. Any pointers?
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First day in Angkor Wat
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September 4th, 2009 – by: sarahelaine
I was soon to learn that almost everything costs one dollar, almost regardless of waht it costs in real. In fairness, the border guard had told us about this, but we hadn't wanted to change too much money because it is so hard to change back. I still have what is effectively a 0.
We got our photos taken for entrance and headed off to Angkor Wat itself. Even peering through the rain, it was one of the most impressive things I have ever seen. We got out of the tuktuk, got our tickets checked and headed across the causeway.
unfortunately, there was no sunrise. Well, obviously, the sun rose. Otherwise we would all be blogging from the end of the world. But it did it from behind a thick layer of cloud and drizzle. Despite this, my first exposure to the wonders of Angkor was really impressive. I can't actually express this clearly in words, so you're going to get a lot of blether about "really impressive" from now on. Until someone invents more words for it. I loved the carved freezes of battles and the sudden shrines, and teh apsara dancers everywhere.
The next stop was the Bayon complex. The bayon is the one that all the paintings we saw later were of, with the enormous heads carved into the towers. They used to think that this was Buddha, but apparently they are a god-king, proving his omniscience. And it is pretty impressive. It has to be said, I doubt that carved heads of Queen Elizabeth would have the same effect. But it is an amusing thought.
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I love October. This is the month when it finally begins to cool down, (see last Wednesday's post) and of course there is Halloween at the end. I am not going to get into details about Halloween yet, that is another post.
October is a time where everything is wrapping up for winter. It is a time when the trees start to change and get ready to sleep, when the bears begin to eat like crazy so they can make it through the winter, and the NFL is in full swing.
Raking leaves seems like a chore but as the paperboy lands the paper square on the porch and tips his cap to you can only smile and nod, because you are dreaming that you are in a Norman Rockwell painting. Leaves are on the tree, and then they are on my lawn and hopefully my neighbors lawn. I am just glad I have kids who are old enough to rake now.
Still October is a great time, the nights are cool, the days warm, deer season is open. You can break out your jackets and wear knit caps to the local High School Football game without looking like a complete loser. (there are some kids that I have seen wearing knit caps when it was over 100 degrees this summer. I think they have cooked their brains.)
I look forward to October every year. I really like the fall. September is still like late summer and November starts to get grey and blah looking. October has to be one of the best months of the year.
Go out and rake some leaves, breathing deeply and letting that crisp air into your lungs. See if it doesn't make you want to head to the hills and do some hiking, or hunting. Rabbit season is on here in Utah (check local regulations) too.
As for me, I think I will head outside too. Let me know what you think of October in the comments below.
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Justin is still recovering from his birthday. Check Sunday's post.


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Dr. Ulrike Wurth BVSC, DIP AC, CVA (IVAS)
Senior Lecturer
Dr Ulrike Wurth graduated from Melbourne University in 1972. She has extensive veterinary practice experience, starting in mixed practice in Australia and the UK, before setting up the Highton Veterinary Clinic in Geelong, which she continued to run until 2010. Ulrike also has research experience investigating potential anti-inflammatory drugs. She currently works part-time at the Animal House Veterinary Clinic in Torquay where she treats patients with acupuncture and Chinese herbs.
Read more about Dr. Ulrike Wurth
In addition to being a highly skilled and well regarded veterinary acupuncture practitioner, Ulrike has been a passionate advocate for veterinary education in acupuncture and has been instrumental in developing and delivering the Australian IVAS Certification Course curriculum since 1991. The course has been continually updated and improved to ensure high level delivery and optimum learning experiences for veterinarians wanting to integrate acupuncture in to their practice.
Professional positions held: President – Australian Veterinary Acupuncture Group 1993-2003, AVA Policy Council – AVAG Representative 2006-2012, IVAS Board of Directors, IVAS Education Committee, IVAS House of Delegates, Executive Director – ACVA Foundation Ltd
Awards: 1999 – AVA Meritorious Service Award
Dr. Carl Muller BVSC, DIP AC, CVA (IVAS), GRADDIP ANIMALCHIRO
Senior Lecturer
Dr Carl Muller graduated from University of Melbourne in 1968. He entered mixed practice and worked in regional Victoria with primarily cattle and horses, before focusing on small animal practice in Melbourne and the UK. He established the Prahran Veterinary Hospital in 1975 and recently retired and now works as a consultant in the fields of acupuncture and chiropractic at this ASAVA accredited practice.
Read more about Dr. Carl Muller
Carl is one of the foundational members of AVAG and has been a lecturer of the Australian IVAS Certification course since its establishment in 1991. He brings a detailed knowledge of Traditional Chinese Medicine theory as well as a breadth of clinical experience in integrating Chinese Medicine with conventional veterinary medicine.
Professional positions held: AVAG committee, IVAS Board of Directors, Director – ACVA Foundation Ltd
Awards: 2009 – AVA Meritorious Service Award
Dr. Kevin May DVM, CVA (IVAS)
Senior Lecturer
After graduating from Texas A & M School of Veterinary Medicine in 1980, where his interest in veterinary acupuncture started, Kevin went straight into a practice that utilized acupuncture in both equine and small animals. In 1988, he became certified in veterinary acupuncture by the International Veterinary Acupuncture Society (IVAS), and in 2000 completed their course in veterinary herbal medicine. He also holds a Masters in Veterinary Chiropractic. Since 1996, Kevin has been lecturing on equine acupuncture for the IVAS Certification Acupuncture Course in the USA, and internationally.
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Kevin has lectured the equine component in the Australian IVAS Certification Course since 2012 and shares a wealth of knowledge, experience and practical tips with students.
Professional positions held: Founding President of the American Academy of Veterinary Acupuncture (AAVA) 1992-2000, President – IVAS 2006- , Director – IVAS, Director – AAVA.
Dr. Susan Peden BVSC (HONS), CVA (IVAS), CVTCHM, MANZCVS
Lecturer, Tutor & Demonstrator
Dr Susan Peden graduated from the University of Queensland in 1982 with first class honours. She followed her interest in equine science to complete an internship at the University of Sydney.
Read more about Dr. Susan Peden
In 1995 she completed the IVAS certification course and began integrating veterinary acupuncture into chronic disease management. Further training in Veterinary Herbal Medicine, Food Therapy and Tui Na followed. In 2004 she became a member of the Australian and New Zealand College of Veterinary Science in small animal surgery, finding acupuncture improved the outcomes of surgical cases.
In 2009 she returned to full time equine practice and undertook further training in Veterinary equine dentistry and equine reproduction.
Susan currently works for Hobart Equine Practice two days per week and three days practicing acupuncture for dogs and cats.
This is Susan's first year as a lecturer, tutor and demonstrator with the Australian IVAS course and looks forward to the opportunity to inspire vets to provide acupuncture as a treatment option for more animals.
Dr. Barry Haywood, BVSC CVA
1964 Diploma of Agriculture, Dookie Agricultural College, Graduated B.V.Sc (Hons) Melbourne University 1970.
1970 -72 Australian Army (Vietnam War conscript). 1972 – 74 Diary Practice Foster Victoria. 1974-85 Mixed Practice Morwell Victoria.
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1985 – 87 Small Animal Practice at Rowville, Victoria (Mainly Greyhounds)
1988 – 90 Research with Enzacor Pty Ltd, a pharmaceutical company where I helped to develop a product to treat neonatal piglet diarrhoea (the product made use of the enzyme Bromelin which is found in pineapples).
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Hi I just joined up to FML after this comment got posted (as it was mine) and i just wanted to verify some things. a) my daughter only ate chocolate because a kid at school gave her some, even though her teachers know that she cant have any dairy b) I do keep all of the dairy in our house hidden c) she only spewed at 3am because she has late reactions, eg, around 12 hours after she eats the dairy please stop saying how im a bad parent. accidents happen.
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By Australian315 | 0
Hi I just joined up to FML after this comment got posted (as it was mine) and i just wanted to verify some things. a) my daughter only ate chocolate because a kid at school gave her some, even though her teachers know that she cant have any dairy b) I do keep all of the dairy in our house hidden c) she only spewed at 3am because she has late reactions, eg, around 12 hours after she eats the dairy please stop saying how im a bad parent. accidents happen.
By Jewelofagal | 2
#1 and #2 clearly have no children. Parents can do their best and their children will still find ways around obstacles when they're determined to do so. The good news is that natural consequences of her actions will help this little girl think twice before dis-obeying the rule about eating an item with dairy in it in the future.
By Maxine17 | 8
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Maybe you should have watched to see what your daughter was eating? Shouldn't you have everything like that locked away so she can't get at it?
just_me_tmp | 0
That's exactly what I wondered. Why is there even chocolate in the house? If you want to eat it that's fine, but don't you think you should put it somewhere a 5 year old cannot access?
#1 and #2 clearly have no children. Parents can do their best and their children will still find ways around obstacles when they're determined to do so. The good news is that natural consequences of her actions will help this little girl think twice before dis-obeying the rule about eating an item with dairy in it in the future.
just_me_tmp | 0
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#5, obviously you are a bad parent. If you know your children can find obstacles you need to put it somewhere else moron. Somewhere with... I don't know... A lock????
The best parents are those who don't yet have children. You'll see....it's not as easy as just locking something away and keeping an eagle eye on them. Kids are smart and find ways to get what they want.
Who's to say the OP didn't take precautions to keep the chocolate away from her daughter? Come back after your kids are teens and you won't be nearly so critical of this parent.
paivarotti | 0
You idiots expect them to lock their kids away from all outside influences? 5 year old's do go to school, and they have friends that they occasionally associate with outside of their parents supervision. It's impossible for the parent to supervise every second of every day of the child's life. It's damned easy for a kid to find chocolate. Think back to when you were a kid, if your parents banned you from doing something, then you damn well found a way to do it. If you didn't then you sucked as a kid.
Kids clothes have pockets don't they? "Here's a piece of chocolate, but you can't eat it at school." Kids puts it in her pocket. Goes home, forgets about it, goes to bed. Wakes up at 1 to use the bathroom. Remembers chocolate in her pocket. Eats it. A few hours later she's puking all over the bathroom. And to those of you talking about locks. Either you have a key lock (in which case you child could find the keys when you're asleep) or a combination lock (if you are good at remembering sequences, but more than likely it's written down somewhere, which means your kid could find it) Or something like a hook-and-eye way up high (in which case, you child could find things to climb on)
nonotme | 0
First of all, your post makes me think you think all chocolate has milk in it. It doesn't. Only milk chocolate does; dark and unsweetened chocolate do not. Secondly, YDI for not properly watching your daughter or putting stuff out of her reach that is bad for her, or keeping her in a school that won't properly watch her. Third, but the kid some unsweetened chocolate for goodness sakes.
Im lactose intolerant, and i dont think people realise how hard life is with that allergy... I cant eat chocolate, cake, other delicous desserts like ice cream, snack bars and mashed potato, milk (for cereal), rice pudding, and a TON of other stuff that you wouldnt even realise has lactose in.. We need some kind of charity for us people PLEASE FYL and FML Thankyou
lostfaithinpppl | 19
The_Pleb, lactose intolerance is not an allergy. OP, sorry about what happened. Hopefully, your daughter learned that she can't eat certain things just because she wants them.
Watchmaker | 2
Agreed. Speaking as someone who's actually allergic to milk (as in my body has problems with the protein in milk, rather than simply not being able to digest the milk sugars), lactose intolerance is an annoyance at worst. If you're smart, avoid milk, and buy some of the better substitutes out there, it's not a huge problem. There's actually some really great soy ice creams, and at this point, I've found I like soy milk far better than the original.
Maxine17 | 8
You can hide the chocolate up high, or just hidden away so your child can't find it. My brother has a nut allergy, actually, and we keep everything that may contain nuts in a box up high so he can't access it; plus he knows he isn;t supposed to eat it and he is 3. So, yes, it's easy to hide things away. I bet the OP and all the other people manage to keep christmas presents hidden away; same principle really.
The people saying YDI clearly don't have kids and I really can't wait until you do. Lactose intolerence doesn't always make you sick straight away. She could have had it earlier in the day, or like people have said, gotten it earlier in the day and kept it in her pocket. She could have gotten it at school from a student teacher who wouldn't know even if the OP had informed the school, or another kid, or a friends house, or a shop keeper when she was out with a friend or school visit, or a neighbour. FYL OP, and take comfort in knowing the people saying YDI are in for a big surprise when they have kids and are going to feel like real jerks for judging you. =)
Glad to know you're probably childless wilshires and aren't going to pass on your bitchy, judgmental nature to any poor young children. =)
Hey retard im not being an attention whore And how would you feel if you walked into thorntons with your mates and then after looking at all the differant mouth watering chocolates you came to realisation that you cant have any and that you should stick to "soya chocolate" that tastes like your girlfriends ass. So FYL for not having emotions to less fortunate people like myself. O and should i say im allergic to dairy Now go to bed Win + 10
#40, you are lucky that 'high up' works in your house. Most children if they want something high up will learn to climb. Do you know how frighting it is to wake up in the middle of the night, to see your 4 year old sister on top of some boxes, which are on a plastic kids chair, which are on an empty laundry basket that was tipped up? It was the scariest thing I'd ever seen, and it didn't help that it was at the top of the stairs. She slept in my room that night, simply because I was afraid she'd do it again if I didn't hold her. The next day I took the kids chairs away. They stayed locked in the basement (which she was afraid of) at night.
chabz_fml | 0
the pleb, shut the fuck up you attention-grasping whore. nobody really cares that you cant have choclate with your friends. boo hoo somebody call a wahmbulance. i have acid reflux and i have food restrictions too along with a kajillion other people with similar issues. "We need some kind of charity for us people PLEASE" fucking get over yourself and live with it .
Damn fuckyear if that was an exam id of gave you an A* but unfortunately its a cheap site called fml, so maybe you want to keep your hardworking witty comments to yourself. There SHOULD be a charity for lactose intolerence so we can afford to buy soya chocolate because soya chocolate costs a lot more then normal chocolate. Besides that there isnt a good variety of soya chocolate like normal chocolate.. in fact i have seen NO soya chocolate that contains something else nice like capuccino flavour or somethin. But pleasee if you can tell me where to find some nice soya chocolates youd make my life complete because i only buy plain soya chocolate from sainsburys and like i mentioned it tastes like your girlfriends ass. Ok so go to bed after youve told me a shop in ENGLAND that sells nice soya chocolate. Thankyou goodbye WIN+ 20
affa99 | 0
She isn't lactose intolerant if she threw up from a piece of chocolate I am severely lactose intolerant, and I eat chocolate all the time with little effect Plus, lactose intolerant people don't vomit, they have diarrhea...if she is vomiting, she is allergic to something in the chocolate other than milk.... FAKE
flying_vegan | 0
Hey 69, there's a company called Plamil who make a half decent soya alternative to milk chocolate, it's a tad more Galaxy than Dairy Milk, but you should be able to find it in most Holland & Barrett's.
Six_and_the_Moon | 3
@ 66 Why didn't you just put what she was trying to get in the basement?
We did, after we caught her climbing, but before that we assumed that high up was safe from a four year old. I was pointing out that very few places are safe from a child who wants something.
deoxylophone | 0
Get over it. Sometimes I wish I could drink chocolate milk, but since I'm another lactose intolerant person, I can't. Doesn't mean I have a hissy fit for having to drink soymilk. Chocolate isn't that great anyways. If you want chocolate THAT badly, you should probably be glad you can't eat it. It's probably keeping you from becoming a diabetic.
Watchmaker | 2
@ ThePleb Pull your head out of your ass and learn to eat dark chocolate, which is by definition milk-free. And, perhaps, you may learn to read more comments and actually see this fact which had been posted before.
wilshires - I won't assume things if you don't. Assuming the OP is a bad parent for her school aged kid getting something that's highly appealing to kids and readily available in a lot of places outside of the house where the OP doesn't have much control(school, after school classes, friends houses) is just stupid and pretty bitchy.
NKU_Grad_09 | 0
Twinkle: I actually agree with #1, #2 and wilshires. I am a parent with a 6 year old son with PKU (Phenylketonuria). This is a condition that does not allow a person to digest foods with an amino acid called phenylalanine in it. This is found in so many foods like eggs, meat, dairy, breads, pasta and even foods with aspartame in it. Aspartame is a fake sweetener like Splenda and is found in fruit juices, diet drinks, Kool-Aid and several other products kids would love. I do everything in my power to see that my child does not consume products with phe. I've tried to just keep a lot of these items out of the house period, but foods in our house that might be dangerous to my son I keep in a refrigerator with a lock on it. My son has been offered items at school from other kids, but he knows that it is important NOT to take things from other people because it might make him sick. My son has tried several times to get his hands on things in our refrigerator, but my husband and I see to it that he doesn't- and so far, our son has never once had an incident where he has gotten his hands on something he wasn't supposed to. The OP might have had this discussion with her child, and even if her daughter did this behind her back, the child got sick at 3AM.... This means the chocolate was eaten maybe a few hours before that-definitely not around lunch time or even right after school. That would be anywhere between 11 and 13 hours. The reponsibility was solely on the parents at this point. The parents could have checked their child's backpack, lunch box and pockets when she got home. Aside this, I actually think this story is made up and agree with #76. The OP never says anywhere that her child vomitted, but that's what it seems. People that are lactose intolerant mainly have diarrhea, gas or other nausea, but no vomitting. AND if person who is lactose intolerant consumes a food with lactose... they will start feeling sick or uncomfortable anywhere between 30 minutes and 2 hours later, not several hours later- That ot the OP is lying or exaggerating. I'm probably going to get criticized for the book, but it seems there are a lot of misinformed people commenting on this post that shouldn't be. Bottom line: a parent is in control of what a 5-year old eats. Once they get older it's harder, but it's not impossible to manage a 5-year old's diet.
MadisonDerp | 16
She could have eaten it at preschool or at a friends house. It's not the mothers fault.
MadisonDerp | 16
That's not true #99, my mom is lactose intolerant, and whenever she eats something with lactase in it, she is usually in the bathroom in and out for a while. The 5 year old could have had chocolate at a friends house around dinner time, or as a desert, so when she went back to her house and went to bed she was asleep and couldn't complain about stomach aches or gas. If the body can't digest something such as lactate, it could be possible to vomit depending on the severity of the condition.
That would be great if you could get your profile pic to be a silhouette with Magritte's bowler hat. This is why it is so important to start teaching our children tolerance at a very young age. Intolerance can be very messy, so you have to teach your kid to accept people whether they are white, black, lactose, red, yellow or brown!
Dear Vanni, I must respectfully disagree with the moderation of wafflemonger's comment. Many Americans and other English speakers are familiar with Rene Magritte's painting of a pipe that says "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" (This is not a pipe) and recognize that the comment was "This is not a comment." When Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "Hasta la vista, baby," would that be considered speaking Spanish or using a Spanish phrase that is well-known by many Americans? I would think the Magritte reference would be considered a bit of French that many non-Francophones would be familar with. IMHO
polico_wolf | 0
why do all the staff end their comments in :-) or ;-)?
wingedspiritus | 0
They are nerds. D: Or maybe they just want to look like cool kids. o:
midnight_rain | 0
Yellow and red people??? Where the eff do you live!? Also to the OP, YDI its called being a parent, and teaching your kid she cant eat that. When your 5 your old enough to listen and comprehend things.
Witchcraft_fml | 4
People often refer to Asians as yellow and Native Americans as red.
Starfire22 | 5
It's kindof sad that people feel the need to nit pick on every flipping comment that perdix makes. Sarcastic humour people! I don't think everything is intended to be serious :)
Witchcraft_fml | 4
Agreed, Starfire. :]
CrazyDutch | 0
ydi always watch your children
wellinever | 5
Maybe, but at least it smells of chocolate.
By Einstein714 | 0
I can't see your kid crapping all over the walls, it would be all over her ass, legs and clothes
Oh trust me it can happen...there was an event at the place that I work and when I went to use the bathroom I found that someone had literally shit ALL over the walls, the toilet, the table next to the toilet, and had even managed to get it behind the toilet. So believe me, it is definitely possible.
By Pennykins | 0
I think her daughter threw up, actually. And it's obvious that kids find out how to get what they want, whether it's hidden or not. Remember, the OP was cleaning at 3am. The little girl may have snuck out of bed and stolen the candy. It's stupid of you to accuse her mother of being a bad parent just because she had some chocolate in the house. My boyfriend has been allergic to nuts since he was a child, and his mother always kept a jar of cashews because she liked them. He was 9 when he found out about the allergy, and knew better than to get sick by eating the cashews. Maybe the daughter in this FML will have learned something after this.
By AudryZ8 | 0
wow I agree with #16 shes five years old that it old enough to know what shes doing. just because her daughter is is lactose doesnt mean she has to get rid of everything in the house that has milk. come one people I bet if it happend to you, you would have a different opinion.
By Lonely_Lez | 0
Ok. First of all, #18, it takes hours for lactose intolerance to take effect, because the food has to be digested for the lack of enzyme to take effect. The worst attack I ever had happened when I was 8 and I was up all night because I couldn't lie down, but it didn't start to happen happen until at least midnight. Secondly, this must be an extremely serious case of lactose intolerance, because the milk content in chocolate (if not combined with other dairy products) is generally not enough to cause this serious of an attack. Also, #16, it is unlikely that she threw up, as lactose intolerance generally affects your lower digestive system, and will not generally make you vomit.
Lonely_Lez, I'm sorry you are lactose-intolerant. I hope you don't miss dairy products too much. I could have made a very mean, but very funny joke at your expense, but I like you so much, I will refrain. Maybe, one day, we'll get together and get very drunk and then I will tell you this joke and you'll hate me. Fortunately, when we sober up, you will have forgotten it and we will still be friends. ;)
thisisyahoomail | 0
Who is this perdix, and why does he feel the need to comment on every single FML... honestly man, do you spend your entire life on here?
wingedspiritus | 0
I doubt he spends his life here, but maybe thisisyahoomail does. o: Seeing as he/she tracks down every single comment perdix makes! ;D
PhishloverA | 14
#23 so you're saying that OP's daughter pulled her pants down and shot explosive diarrhea on the walls?
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Acting for me is a pleasure. I love acting, you get to become someone else all together when you play a character. It is like portraying emotions of a different person. You can simply take my example in Amrit Manthan where Adaa Khan in real life is totally oppose to Amrit onscreen. Also acting for me is a mind diversion in a way. When I get into my character I forget my real life, which somewhere gives me relief sometimes.
How would you differentiate between Aakshi from Behenein and Amrit from Amrit Manthan?
They both are totally opposite characters. Akashi was a strong character who would fight for her rights and would never get underestimated and give back to the people who mistreat her but so also was very positive. Amrit is different than Aakashi, Amrit is also a very strong character but is very negative. She has now turned out to be positive but you never know when she flips back and turns negative again. The best part playing both the characters is that they are strong which is a positive message to the women nowadays. Gone are the days when the women used to not fight back. Women power is a must these days and each woman should learn to be strong."
The characters you wish to play?
I love Jhansi Ki Rani and hence one day would love to play that character onscreen. I also have seen the show Jhansi Ki Rani which aired on Zee TV, and it was simply superb. But well my mother always wanted me to pay a romantic role so I am happy to have fulfilled my mother's wish first.
Who inspires you in this industry?
I was never prepared for this industry and it was my mom who inspired me to go ahead. I thank her for everything and for all that I am today. All of this has been possible because of my mother.
The production house you wish to work with?
With god's grace I have worked with best of the producers so far so I am very happy and have no such choices
An ongoing show you would want to be a part of?
I would like to be a part of Zee TV's show Sapne Suhane Ladakpan Ke as I follow that show and love it too. I would also like to do the dance reality show Jhalak Dikhla Jaa. I am a non-dancer and I have seen the way the choreographers make the celebrities learn different dance forms hence I would want to try on dancing.
Adaa Khan in few sentences?
I am an introvert at times and a fun loving person who totally loves good people's company. I am very choosy when it comes to making friends but when I make someone my friend I see to it that I continue the relation on a good pace. I also like to enjoy life to the fullest.
A message for your fans?
A big thank you to all my fans for their support and love and I wish they continue to give me the same (smiles).


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Simon told the Daily Star (via Unreality TV): "I think they'll make at least two more albums...," adding, "They're in the middle of one right now. Bands don't stay together forever."
Well. Bummer.
Still, he said "at least," so that means more than two albums, right? And Liam Payne recently said the guys want to release an album every year, making it sound like they'll be around for the long haul.
When asked about whether the guys will be pursuing solo careers, Simon said, "Eventually I'm sure they all will."
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At the turn of the twentieth century the master of this house could look across the valley and know he was in control. Never mind that the nearest town of any substance was over a hundred miles away. You make your mark where you can.
He built this mansion so his wife and children would be comfortable. They never lived there or even visited for very long. Seems it was difficult to share a vision of privilege in the desert heat and dust. What good is wealth unless you enjoy what it brings to your life?


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Being flashy and unorthodox makes you memorable, but sometimes you need to master the fundamentals, otherwise you get your ass kicked. Such is the story of Alex Caceres, a.k.a. "Bruce Leroy", who's got fun-to-watch standup and can at times find the triangle choke, but who otherwise has proven to be vulnerable against the skilled, no-nonsense fighters.
Well, I guess we can label Jason Knight as one of those "skilled, no-nonsense" fighters.
Round 1 of their UFC on FOX 23 bout was all about Caceres dancing around and utilizing his strikes to fullest effect. Knight landed counters, and made his opponent think with some takedown attempts, but ultimately Caceres was all over the place and able to land from a variety of angles, and that made all the difference in terms of scoring and racking up points.
But Knight made adjustments when Round 2 came around, and in the first minute got Caceres down and was latched onto his back with a tight figure-four while searching for the choke. To his credit, Caceres defended well, but when Knight began peppering him with elbows, that opened up the chin for the choke, and soon it was sunk and Caceres was tapping.
Results: Jason Knight def. Alex Caceres via Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 4:21, R2


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Some social media snapshots from friends around the world:
From the UK: "World leaders are in shock. Apparently, Marine LePen is the only politician outside the US who has congratulated Trump, which is unprecedented."
The recriminations have begun. The Clinton supporters are blaming the third party voters. The third party voters are (in some cases) blaming the DNC for misreading the political climate. The Democratic Party has moved so far to the right since 2000, that they're no longer the friend of the working stiff, in a year when it was terribly important to be that friend.
Republicans are not friends of the working class, either – they just have better PR. People with stagnant incomes hear "tax cuts" and they think that will mean more money for them. They do not understand that those cuts will be for the wealthy. People heard Trump talk about bringing manufacturing jobs back to this country. That was a cruel message to people who badly need good paying jobs. Manufacturing is never coming back. Trump's own products are manufactured overseas. We're a nation and a world on the verge of big economic changes, and we've chosen an ill-informed carnival barker to lead us into the future.
As a nation, we've never gotten past racism. We tried a few times, but it's not over. As a nation, we have never confronted our misogyny. We just elected a guy who has said awful things about women, and admitted to assaulting them. A man who says we need to build a wall to keep out Mexicans. He mocked a reporter with disabilities. He was cheered on by angry people who applauded him for "telling it like it is."
That's what we do here. When the economy is lousy for us, when we are fearful for our future, we blame THOSE PEOPLE. Whoever they are. The politics of hate, anger, and fear have won the day. What do we tell our girl children about what just happened here?
Nowhere is that truer than NH, where the politics of guns and pledges have won the day. NH has just chosen another Sununu to govern our state. Jumping on the Trump train worked for him. We can now look forward to 2 years of businessman Chris Sununu telling us why it's a mistake to invest in our own state. He'll be aided and abetted by the great visionaries of our legislature, whose idea of the future is firmly planted in 1952.
Guns aren't going to fix our roads and bridges – and neither is our new state government. Instead, the demonizing of the poor is likely to be ramped up, along with MOAR GUNZ, less access to health care, business tax cuts, MOAR GUNZ, right to work, eliminating bodily autonomy for women, and plenty of other stupid that has yet to reveal itself.
As I write this, the US Senate race between Kelly Ayotte and Maggie Hassan is still undecided. Congresswoman Ann Kuster kept her seat, despite a last minute surge of support for challenger Jim Lawrence. Carol Shea-Porter was reelected in the first district, despite the best efforts of the independent candidate. He might have swayed the election to Guinta, had it not been for the rats. That was just a bridge too far (and too bizarre) for many people. New Hampshire did manage to fend off some of the damage that was done in the rest of the country.


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Analysts and commentators are becoming increasingly confident that the Federal Reserve will raise interest rates before the end of the year. This is good news for bank stocks, and Bank of America (NYSE: BAC) in particular, which stands to generate more revenue over the next 12 months if the central bank does so.
Roughly half of a big and well-diversified bank's net revenue comes from interest payments on loans and bonds. Because of this, it's axiomatic that higher interest rates will translate into higher revenue.
You can get a sense for how much a rate hike will help Bank of America by looking at its latest quarterly filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission. In it, the North Carolina-based bank estimates the impact on its net interest income from a 100 basis point increase in short-term rates, long-term rates, and both short- and long-term rates combined, respectively.
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Here's how this breaks down:
Change in Rates
Additional Net Interest Income Over the Next 12 Months*
Short-term rates: +100 basis points
$3.1 billion
Long-term rates: +100 basis points
$4.5 billion
Short- and long-term rates: +100 basis points
$7.5 billion
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*These figures have changed slightly over the last three months, but based on statements from Bank of America's executives on its latest earnings call, they're still a relatively accurate approximation for how higher rates will impact the bank's top line. Data source: Bank of America's Q2 2016 10-Q, page 107.
This is helpful information, but it's nevertheless important to appreciate that it's unlikely the Fed will raise rates by 100 basis points in one fell swoop. It's instead more likely to do so by 25 basis points, just as it did at its final meeting in 2015. Moreover, the Fed's monetary policy has the most potent impact on short-term rates.
Given this, the most pertinent question for investors right now is: How much will a 25 basis point boost to short-term rates help Bank of America?
Fortunately, thanks to an analyst's question about this very thing on Bank of America's third-quarter conference call, we have a pretty good idea. Here's the relevant exchange:
Analyst: Can you help us try to translate your 100-basis-point rate sensitivity into something closer to what one Fed hike might do for your net interest income?
Paul Donofrio, CFO of Bank of America: Sure. I can help you through that. So if you look about a 25-basis-point increase, that would be one quarter of our $5.3 billion in sensitivity.
If you want to assume that 25 basis points increases the long end by 25 basis points you know the answer. You can roughly take a quarter of it, perhaps even a little bit more, because we're probably more asset sensitive on the first 25 than the last 25 of that 100.
But if you don't want to increase on the long end just look at the short end. We've disclosed it's $3.3 billion. You can divide that by four and get a pretty good sense of what 25 basis points would do over the subsequent 12 months.
In other words, assuming that the Federal Reserve raises short-term rates by 25 basis points before the end of the year, then Bank of America would earn something like $825 million more over the next year in net interest income. That would translate into an approximately 2% boost to its net interest income given the run-rate from its most recent quarter.
That isn't enough to return Bank of America to its glory days prior to the financial crisis, but it'd certainly be a welcome development for investors who have long pined for the bank's profitability to improve.
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One of the essential components of our residential home is garage door. Regardless of your location, a garage door spec varies from one person to another based on the need as well as the level of humidity in the area they live in. However, generally speaking, garage doors have identical functions, which include safeguarding your property from corrosion brought about by natural causes, adding value to your property and offering a stronger layer of security for your house. Owing to these benefits of garage doors, their demand from homeowners is on the increase.
How to maintain a garage door?
Maintenance of garage doors is particularly popular with garage owners, as they convince with their versatile use and attractive appearance. So that you can enjoy the characteristics of your garage door for a very long time, you should regularly clean, maintain and maintain your sectional door. So you promote the longevity of the gate and get the entire system. We have summarized a few tips that you should take into consideration. For the correct care and maintenance, the respective series and the condition of the door should always be observed. Tempe garage door repair is very well experienced in garage door repairing.
But not only has that depended on a good maintenance. There are several factors to consider, such as the type of door, the type of material, the weather, the existence or not of certain insects, etc. All this is not an obstacle to try to synthesize and give some general guidelines for the conservation of your garage doors.
We enclose some important, and great tips explain in detail in the following section.
- Lub the door every six months:
Lubrication is required. Make sure that the door does not grind and check all friction systems such as hinges lock and latch to avoid wear and noise problems. The key parts to grease are the above and those areas where the engine and the door turn. Thus, they will remain greased and will not dry in excess by going the softer mechanisms.
The greasing points are those where the engine and the door turn, sliding doors would try to engage the pinion, the upper rollers, and the wheels. For hinged doors grease the hinges, the 2 engine catches, the lock and the latch if it had. Never remove a motor to grease its interior, grease inside and do not enter the dirt; As long as you have to dismantle the engine for any reason, we advise you to speak with a specialist. Tempe garage door repair has all the solution related to garage doors maintenance.
- Check the state of the doors:
With the passage of time the springs can become dirty and rust. Also with the use, they have to lose force, and when they exceed their useful life, they can be broken. To avoid these problems, it is necessary to clean and lubricate them. In addition, it is very important to check the tension of these and if necessary adjust it and especially check that the anti-break system spring works properly. In addition, the ideal thing is to check the maneuvers that the door carries in the engine in order to preventively replace the springs before they reach the end of their useful life.
If your garage has folding doors, garbage can accumulate in the lower part where the hinges are located and the door may not close properly. In the tilting doors, it is necessary to ensure that when we pour oil to grease does not produce the opposite effect and rather than grease what it produces are jam and hardness. Tempe garage door repair is offering the finest services.
- Avoid water and moisture:
Especially, if the control panel is leaning against the wall, In this case, it is necessary to ensure that no water enters the cables or the holes that hold it with screws. Tempe garage door Repair has an expert team for garage door repairing.
- Check Insects and Rodents:
Insects and small animals like lizards, mice, can penetrate into the box looking for the heat generated by the current transformer that these carry. This is often the case with sliding door motors that are placed on the floor and many times the installation has left the cable entry below free.
- Monitor the electrical plate- It should be fixed on it to see if the relays work or are some deteriorated by the use:
While the engine is running, it will check that the switch and its components are not blown. Also, we cannot forget the springs, and we have to observe that these are not oxidized. The best procedure to treat them is that a specialized technician applies oil on them and checks their tension.
- Coatings for protection against environmental influences:
From time to time, you should equip your garage door with a new protective coating. On the one hand, this provides protection against severe environmental pollution, such as a salt-bearing sea climate or changes in air stress, and secondly, small damage to the paint is compensated. And if you are looking for a change of scenery, then you can paint your goal in this color with a different color. Usually, sectional doors are provided with a polyester base coating, which can be simply painted over with a protective coating.
If you take these tips to heart and do the maintenance on a regular basis, you will be able to enjoy your garage and the sectional door for many years. Tempe garage door repair provides the best repairing service.
Your garage door might be responsible for just a small, random task that you perform. And that is that when you are about to leave or enter your house with your beloved vehicle of choice. Though garage doors are responsible for just a simple task, have you ever wondered what mechanical trick goes behind their smooth flow of movement.
Here at Phoenix Garage Door Repair , we give you all the information you might need when you are ought to get your garage door repair.
Types of Systems
So basically, there are two types of garage door systems that are both supported by the helping force of springs. Your garage door works because of a counterbalance technique that acquires a force to actually counterbalance a weight which in this case is your garage door. The two spring systems are:
§Extension Spring System
§Torsion Spring System
So let's talk about the more common method here shall we that is the Torsion Spring System
Torsion Spring System and Repair
Torsion springs plays the most important role each and every single time you tend to open or close your door.
How does a Torsion Spring System Work?
Just like any spring that you might have seen, torsion springs too, store a mechanical force of energy that tightens them. They store the energy by using a rotating or twisting motion. Normally mounted horizontally above the opening area of your garage door, torsion springs are attached to cables. When you pull the door downwards, the cables that are attached to the bottom corners forcibly result in the springs to wind that thus energizes the system.
Similarly, when you are to open the garage door, the energy is transferred to the door as the springs unwind causing the door to lift up and allowing you to easily open the door.
Advantages of Torsion Springs
The benefit of garage door torsion springs over standard type of springs is that because torsion springs are made of denser material, they tend to store more energy as compared to their substitutes.
Why do Garage Door Torsion Springs require repairing?
Although, an average garage door torsion spring will last a long time - 5 to 7 years to be approximate - the cycling up and down of the door leads to the weakening of the steel in the springs causing the springs not to lift the door anymore. The springs break with time leaving your garage door closed unable to be opened.
Torsion springs also wear out due to rust and unsuitable weather conditions which can also cause them to weaken and break.
Therefore concluding, we would just like to present a warning to all garage door owners that don't try to tend to your garage door if the torsion spring has broken. Just let us know and our expert garage door repair service will be there to take a look at your door safely and securely.
An automated garage door can make your life simpler, while also keeping your belongings and your home safer. But often many people don't hire a garage door service until it's too late. It's important to hire a Gilbert garage door repair service to keep machinery and equipment in well-functioning condition. If you live in Gilbert, our garage door services will keep everything functioning in optimal condition.
There is never a convenient time for the garage door to break down. It will often happen early in the morning, or when you need to be on time to an appointment or meeting. If you're lucky, the manual function will raise up your door so you can drive your vehicle out, but then what do you do with the valuables in your garage? You'll need to call our Gilbert garage door repair service to visit and fix your broken garage door.
The best way to prevent inconvenience is to regularly schedule garage door repair Gilbert services. Our technicians can visit once every six or twelve months to do a full maintenance check on the mechanics of your garage door opener. This is the time to replace any worn or broken parts. Once the garage door service is done, you'll be able to rest easy for the next half of the year knowing that you won't have to worry about your garage door working properly.
It's also important to keep your belongings secure, and that means having a properly functioning garage door that closes properly, particularly when you're away from home. Many thieves are opportunistic, so if they see you always leave your garage door open, because it doesn't work properly and you haven't been bothered to fix it, you may discover items slowly go missing.
A garage door is also a barrier for criminals getting into your home. Often they'll sneak in through the garage, as it's harder for them to be seen. If you haven't been using your garage door for some time due to a malfunction, please give our Gilbert garage door repair service a call so you can secure your home properly.
A well-functioning garage door can also keep you safe in your car, and keep your car from being damaged too.
If you're considering replacing your garage door, hire our garage door repair Gilbert services, as it's important that it's installed properly. Our technicians will ensure that your new garage door and mechanism works efficiently.
You should regularly check to see if your garage door is functioning properly. Often people can get into a blind mindset and not notice the small details surrounding them. But if your garage door is slowing down, bouncing, or getting stuck as it moves, it may be time to call our garage door services in Gilbert.
Call our Gilbert garage door repair services today. Book an appointment with our professional technicians. Soon you'll be able to get back to a happy life, without that minor annoyance of your garage door not working properly.
Garage doors are great when they work properly, but when they slow down or get stuck they can cause frustration. Most people don't know that if you spend a small amount of garage door maintenance time on them, they will keep operating smoothly for years.
The average household use their garage door 8 times a day. Your garage door is the largest moving part of your house therefore it required a routine maintenance once a year.
Once of the best methods for maintaining a garage door is to lubricate it during regular intervals. This will keep its mechanics functioning smoothly so that you won't have to do repairs as often, or potentially need to replace the entire garage door system more often than you should.
Here are the steps necessary for garage door lubrication.
1. Purchase garage door lubricant. You can buy garage door lubricant that comes in a can and has a narrow spray straw nozzle so you can aim it directly at the spots that need to be lubed. It's also quick-drying, and is designed to eliminate mess so you don't have to worry about staining the floor or walls which would need to be cleaned up afterwards.
(Do NOT use DW40)
2. Find some old rags. These will be used to clean up any spills and drips that you find afterwards.
3. Use goggles. There is the chance that when you're gazing upwards to oil the overhead parts that some oil could drop down into your eyes. Eliminate injuries by wearing protective eyewear.
4. Make preparations. Step inside your garage and close the door. Clean away any cobwebs, dirt, or leaves that are lying on your door hinges, springs, or other moving parts of the garage door mechanism. Grab a ladder to reach parts in the upper reaches of the garage rather than trying to strain your arms to reach higher.
5. Apply garage door lubricant . You'll want to focus on the regions that have springs, rollers, and hinges. Basically, any part of the garage door mechanism that actually moves. Avoid oiling any parts that don't actually move, such as the track.
Open the door and repeat.
Get the regions that you couldn't get to when the door was
closed, including the rollers.
7. Open and close the doors. This allows the lubricant to seep into all moving parts.
8. Check the garage door function. If you previously had a garage door that seemed to slow down or catch in one spot or noisy spot, ensure that this problem has cleared up with your garage door lubrication.
9. Reapply lubricant. Reapply lubricant to any extra regions that need some extra help.
10. Clean up. This includes any drips or spills on the floor, walls, or door. You don't want to have them splattering onto your vehicle.
If you're already done your garage door maintenance but it's still not in optimum working order, it may be time to call a Phoenix Express Darage Door repair service. A garage door repair service will be able to fix or replace any broken parts. It's a cheaper alternative than having to replace your entire garage door system.
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take our automatic garage door opener for granted until the day that it doesn't
work. You may be stuck inside with your car inside, or you may have just
arrived home and can't get the garage door down. It always happens when you're
in rush. The good news is that you can manually open a garage door, without
causing damage to it, or straining your muscles. All it takes is a bit of
patience and knowledge to get the door open, until you can call Phoenix garage
door repair service.
All garage door opener systems having a bypass switch for when the garage door breaks, the power goes out, or the remote control fails. Here are some steps to get you going.
1. Turn off your car and calm down.
2. Ensure that the garage door is clear of adults, children, and pets, as it may be unstable while you are working the emergency release handle.
3. Look around the mechanics of your garage door opening system. Look for center upper side of the door. You should see a red rope with a handle hanging down. This is a manual release handle that will disengage the trolley from the attachment point on the rail.
4. Pull on the rope. This will place the garage door opener into manual mode.
5. If the garage door has been stuck up, it might will come crashing down, in case your door is not balanced so watch out! , If it is down, it will help you to get it up.
6. If you feel that you'll need to keep your garage door operation in manual mode for several days until you can get it fixed, when you pull down on the rope pull it towards the back of the garage. This ensures that it doesn't get stuck on the track.
7. When your garage door is fully functioning again, you'll want to pull down on the rope but do it towards the garage door. This will keep the lever from engaging the next time round. You then pull up on the garage door and it will snap back into place. You can also use the button on the remote opener and the track should move the spring attachment back into place.
8. Since there is little control for when the door is stuck up, it's best to leave it this way, to avoid damaging the door as it can come crashing down in manual mode. You'll also want to avoid any injuries which can occur if you close your door in manual mode repeatedly. If you have valuables in your garage, it may be best to move them outdoors for now.
9. If the rope lever doesn't release the door, don't keep on pulling on it. Call . Phoenix Express Garage Door repair service immediately. 480-744-9593
If your garage door isn't operating properly, or the door appears askew, give Phoenix Express Garage Door repair service a call immediately. We know that this situation can be very frustrating so we work extended hours from 6 AM to 11 PM 7 days a week, Our trained skilled screened technicians will arrive quickly and will help you get your door back to normal.
Your selection of garage doors should be taken into deep consideration. Even though the majority of people take this choice very lightly, but garage doors have a lot more to them than it seems.
When thinking of a garage door, you imagine a big red button you have to push for the garage door to open. But what if there was something easier and less time consuming? Like a keyless entry or multiple remotes which can be mounted outside your door and can be kept inside the car. Apart from this, there are multiple security features you omit when buying a cheap garage door. The garage door does not only protect your vehicle from damage and theft, but also secures many other tools, equipment and other items you might have stored in your garage. It also has an access to your home and this reason alone, is enough to make you invest in a good garage door opener. Here at phoenix express garage door we work only with the best – LiftMaster ® .
Buying a good garage door opener means never having to think about it once installed. LiftMaster® garage door opener can easily last 12 to 15 years with No noise, and seamless opening and closing are the only characteristics of a good opener. You can even opt for more advanced hardware to provide you with better security and keyless entries. We at Phoenix Express Garage Door provide a 5 year warranty parts and labor for all our LiftMaster® openers. So you know you have peace of mind for years to come.
The lift master garage door openers are more superior in quality and performance as compared to the others available in the market. Here are some of the factors which give lift master the upper hand in the market:
· Reliable, simple and dependent:
Lift Master garage door opener is the most reliable opener in the market. You can count on this opener to do the job for years to come.
· High quality performance
Most standard household choose to go with a 1/2 HP, lift Master garage door opener can do the same thing with 1/3 HP, providing more electric efficiency.
· More control and optimization
Lift master provides you with all the control options you could need for your home by providing you with all sorts of additional accessories to improve and optimize your experience further. Such as a smart app you can use from your phone to open or close your garage door.
· Better operation and high innovation
All the garage door openers provided by lift master have innovative and creative features along with top notch equipment which has not been surpassed yet. They make your life simpler, easier and more convenient so that you are able to live a hassle free and secure life.
So don't waste money on other garage door openers when you can easily get Lift Master for extremely economical rates and much better quality.
Through no fault of your own, your garage door spring may break. A Broken Spring is pretty common and it isn't because they are faulty. As time goes on, they tend to get worn down just like a any thing else. The garage door is the largest moving parts of the house the average household use the garage 8 times a day. This means your spring gets quite a bit of use and can wear out quickly. Most garage door springs are meant to last for 10,000 cycles; a cycle consists of one time up and one time down. So this means if you are cycling your garage door 8 times every day, you would need to replace you spring in around 4 years. Basic math will let you know how long your spring should last.
Most people assume their spring should last for a certain amount of time but time doesn't have much of a role in the breakdown of a spring. The only thing that results in a Broken Spring is the amount of use it sees. An interesting fact is that a garage door spring will not break when the garage door is up; it only breaks when the door is either fully closed or just about closed. If your door is unbalanced, you may see your spring break sooner because it has more tension on it.


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