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Jensen Werley
Swisher International, a major Jacksonville manufacturer of cigarillos and cigars, lost its case against the company Trendsettah on Wednesday and was hit with $44.4 million in damages.
Trendsettah said it entered into an agreement with Swisher to produce its Splitarillo product line, and then Swisher strangled the growth of the products when they were becoming more popular by restricting production.
The jury found Swisher broke its agreement with TSI and that it broke Section 2 of the Sherman Act, ramping up the $14.8 million in damages up to $44.4 million.
Swisher said it was exploring its options in fighting the verdict.
"We strongly disagree with the verdict," said Joe Augustus, senior vice president of global affairs for Swisher. "We are considering all our options, including appeal."
Jensen covers logistics, trade manufacturing and defense.


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Clothes shopping. Some love it, some hate it, some do it just because they have to. With winter finally ending, it's time to take the holiday sweaters, down jackets, and wool hats out of the closet and replace them with shorts, tees, and flip-flops. While doing this, you may think to yourself (or someone may blatantly tell you), that you need new clothes. Lucky for you, I've compiled a list of the best places to buy high quality clothes on a budget.
Members-Only Online Shopping Clubs
This is something new that not many people may know about. Online shopping clubs simply purchase excess inventory directly from the manufacturer at a greatly reduced price, and then slightly raise the price so they can make a profit. There are clubs to match whatever you're looking for, and most are extremely easy to sign up for; usually they just require you to create an account with your email address. The length of the deals range from several hours to a few days, and you have the option of having the club email you each day with their new sales. Here are some of the top online shopping clubs:
- Gilt Groupe - Gilt provides instant insider access to today's top designer labels, at up to 60% off retail. They have deals on women's and men's clothing, accessories, and jewelry.
- HauteLook – Hautelook offers daily sale events featuring the best names in women's and men's fashion and accessories at up to 75% off.
- Ideeli – Ideeli features shopping events for women that last for only a few days, with the prices of the products reduced by as much as 80%.
- Jack Threads – Jack Threads is for the men. They offer top-tier street, skate, surf and contemporary men's fashion brands at up to 80% off retail prices.
- The Clymb – The Clymb offers up to 70% off the top outdoor and active-lifestyle brands. This is the ideal site for any outdoor enthusiast.
TJ Maxx and Marshall's
TJ Maxx and Marshall's are stores that sell unworn, name-brand clothing and shoes at very low prices. You never know what you'll find there, and that's part of the fun! Bring the family or go with friends, and treat it like a treasure hunt. Sometimes you may find a $200 designer pair of jeans for $30, other times you may go home empty-handed. The selection is constantly changing, so you've got to be flexible. But if you're willing to put in the time and effort searching through the store, you may find something that will leave all your friends jealous.
Nordstrom Rack and Other Outlet Stores
Nordstrom Rack offers a selection of things you would find at any Nordstrom store, but at a reduced price. The same idea goes for outlet stores, with nearly every major clothing company including Nike, Gap, and North Face offering reduced prices on all their merchandise. Outlet malls are filled with just such stores, and locations in Colorado include Lakewood, Castle Rock, Silverthorne, and Loveland. I must warn you, however, that you can lose track of time at outlet malls, so make sure to give yourself plenty of time to explore.
Thrift Shops
As Macklemore puts it, "I'm so pumped about some s*&# from a thrift shop!" I've had that feeling plenty of times after leaving thrift shops, and while they are some of the best places to find unique clothing, you can also find high quality name brand items for absolutely ridiculous prices. Examples of stores throughout Colorado include ARC Thrift Stores, Goodwill, and Salvation Army Family Stores, but there are also plenty of small, independent thrift shops. Thrift shops also get all of their merchandise through donations, so if you have any old clothes, shoes, or furniture you no longer need, instead of throwing them in the trash, think about donating them to a thrift shop.
Buy for the Previous Season
Every clothing store offers a different selection with each season, and the moment they bring in new items for next season, everything else will likely go on sale. If you know what you needed this past winter, take the opportunity this spring to buy the items you'll need next winter at a discounted price.
Do you have an killer tips for saving on clothes?

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High Cholesterol
We all know that having high cholesterol is bad for you, but what exactly does that mean? How do cholesterol levels impact your health and what can you do to make sure your cholesterol stays at a healthy level? Educating yourself about cholesterol and the risks of heart disease can help you lower your risk for the future and prevent life threatening diseases. We are dedicated to helping spread the word about prevention care and taking care of your heart.
What is Cholesterol?
Cholesterol is a natural substance, made up fatty, waxy materials. It is produced in several paces in your body, but the primary production center is in your liver. A certain enzyme helps to produce cholesterol here and is then circulated throughout your body in the bloodstream. You also receive cholesterol through your digestive system. We absorb cholesterol through certain foods made from animal products, usually meat, eggs, milk and/or cheese. Although cholesterol usually has a bad reputation, a certain amount in your body is necessary to keep you functioning normally. It helps to build cell walls, digest fats, even to produce essential natural hormones. However, too much cholesterol can lead to serious health problems. When there is overproduction of cholesterol, the waxy substance begins to build up in your system and starts to block arteries and lead to other dangerous health conditions.
Is Cholesterol Bad for You?
The answer is both yes and no. Our bodies need cholesterol to survive and to function properly, but to much can work against us. Additionally, there are different types of cholesterol that exist, and they affect us in different ways. Cholesterol moves throughout your bloodstream by attaching to proteins. When these two substances are together, its referred to as a lipoprotein. The ratio between protein and fat determines whether these are high density lipoprotiens (HDL) or low density lipoproteins (LDL). The main problem with cholesterol is when too much is traveling in your bloodstream, the lipoproteins leave behind fatty, waxy deposits on the walls of your arteries. These "plaque" deposits can build up over time and start to block the blood flow. In miniscule deposits, the effect is negligible, but as they build up, blocked arteries can lead to serious complications such as heart attack, stroke, or heart disease.
High Density Lipoproteins (HDL).
HDL is sometimes referred to as "good" cholesterol. This type of cholesterol actually helps to clear out bad cholesterol in your system and keep them at a healthy level. When LDL is high and HDL is low, then you are at a reduced risk for serious heart complications.
Low Density Lipoproteins (LDL).
LDL is what's known as "bad" cholesterol. This kind of cholesterol has a much higher opportunity to leave behind plaques (fatty deposits) on the walls of your arteries. As these deposits build up, the risk increases of blocked arteries and further heart complications, such as heart disease.
Very Low Density Lipoprotieins (VLDL).
Much likem LDLs, VLDLs are mostly fat and very little protein. They have a high risk of blocking arteries. Triglycerides. Triglycerides are the result of digesting excess calories or sugar that are not being used by your body. They can be carried in your blood stream by attaching to LDLs.
Taking statins can help to reduce "bad" LDL cholesterol in your system and increase the production of "good" HDL cholesterol.


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Summer is coming and it's time to jet off to a new destination in a wardrobe that was designed for sun-drenched days.
Every collection has its inspirations, this summer we were inspired by the idea of an 'Escape.' This collection boasts everything you need for a luxurious escapade. Vibrant shades plucked from the Meditteranean meet a stark contrast of black and white. Updated suiting separates offer versatility in crisp, clean silhouettes. Delicate textures of lace, organza, and silk meet airy cotton voile and linen in unexpected ways.
Add a pop of color to summer's favorite neutral;
stark white pieces offer up a classic base for your wardrobe.
Go bold with daring color pairings that exude modern confidence.
Discover the possibilities — shop the collection.


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History Of Basketball
The game of basketball was invented early in the year 1891. It was first played in Springfield, Massachusetts once it was introduced to the world by a renowned Canadian games instructor James Naismith. The purpose for introducing this game was to have a less harmful alternative to football. By the arrival of the 20th century, the game had already established a decent name for itself and was loved and played in several states of the world. In many states and universities of America and then throughout the world, it was made a national sport that had to be played. Later when basketball was being played for professional and international levels the American National Basketball Association popularly known as the NBA established in 1949. Since then basketball has become a part of the culture.
Invention of the game
Initially the game had a set of thirteen rules. There were made two groups of students with nine members in each group. The main purpose behind playing this game back in the day was to pick up a large sized ball and throw it directly into fruit baskets that had been nailed to the wall to create a net like illusion. Each time a member from each team scored the basket, the game had to be stopped altogether because the ball remained in the basket till it was physically removed after climbing on a ladder. In order to make playing the game easier with no distractions, a hole was cut out at the bottom of the basket. The very first official basketball game was played in the year 1892 on March 11th.
Back in the day even the rules were different, following is a set of the original rules first introduced:
Original rules
- The ball could be thrown with both or one hand.
- The ball had could be thrown in any direction.
- Once a player got the ball, he could not run with it and would have to stay in one spot and throw it unless he catches it while running.
- No pushing or holding was allowed during the game. Any injury inflicted would be considered a foul and would lead to disqualification.
- Three consecutive fouls automatically gave the opponent team a score.
- The umpire was declared the judge who had to take serious note of the fouls. He in turn had to inform the referee and ensure that the fouls were in fact legit and hence give the opponent team their deserving scores. This kept the team on their toes at all time and was the challenging aspect of playing the game itself.
- No matter what problem arose, it was the referee who was the judge of all the fouls and the game itself. He decided which side the ball belonged to and who was to start the game after an unexpected halt. Even the goals were on his disposal, he had to keep a strict count of them. In a nutshell, the referee had all the basic responsibilities.
- The game was held in halves that lasted up to 15 minutes. After each half the team was given 5 short minutes to catch their breath.
- By the end of the game whoever had scored the maximum number of goals was declared the winner. Sometimes, in case of a draw, the team had to continue playing and whoever scored the first goal would win.
Though several rules are still the same, today we see a more contemporary and modified version of the game that was introduced a hundred and twenty four years ago.


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"Though money is important, we must view its purpose with an eternal perspective," said E. Jeffrey Hill, a BYU professor in the College of Family Life at the campus Devotional on Tuesday. "Money is meant to be a means for serving our families and our God. When consecrated to those purposes, it is of great worth."
However, Hill also said that when money becomes an end unto itself, it derails us from our eternal purposes. Financial struggles can ruin a family, and are often at the heart of martial issues. We must be cautious in our debts, loans and investments and be prepared when finances get tight.
To help set good priorities with money, Hill shared a list of five things to remember in order to live joyfully within your means:


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Start Home Based Credit Repair Business,Here is How To Do That
Whenever you want to start something, you make sure that you have right skills, aptitudes and instruments are available to start. If you want to start home based credit repair business, you should comprehend what skills, aptitudes, and instruments will make an effective credit repair business.
There is something extremely beneficial opportunity I want you to consider before going through the steps to start home based credit repair business,
No one had ever known that it would become this easy; FundingCeo is providing great opportunities in financial world. Their Business Model is proven over a decade of development and implementation. They have been doing this business long enough to know what works and what don't. They train you, but more than that, they do all the technical chores for you. You don't need to hire a lot of new employees, because FundingCeo HAVE YOUR BACK.
But you should know about how to start home based credit repair business, in case of FundingCeo:
- Be a Broker at FCEO.
- Or Get a package from FCEO.
AND, they will do everything for you.But, if you want to start yourself then here are the steps I'm going to explain below.
Steps For How To Start Home Based Credit Repair Business:
NO.1: Coordinate Your Credit Repair Business Software :
To start a credit repair business without software is impossible; it will be a smart step for you to use credit repair software if you want to start home based credit repair business. Credit repair software computerized the work and arranges your assignments and contacts so, you can center in deals and each discussions with prospects.
What your Credit Repair Software is used for:
- Flawlessly trade contacts for email advertising and customer pamphlets.
- Catch leads.
- Effectively overseas your contacts and assignments.
- Compose customers and track advance on each credit request.
NO.2: Comprehend the Credit Repair Process through Training and Certification :
FundingCeo will also offer you training and it will save your time and money and you'll be more focused towards your credit repair business, as you have to seek expert advice and training because it is mandatory. You will get to know about the Credit repair process and they can teach you how to start home based credit repair business the right way so you won't have to learn from mistakes.
NO.3: Read The Ultimate Guide To Start a Credit Repair Business :
Make sure you seek proper guidance from some experts or any book which have all the information about credit repair business before starting. This book by Credit Repair Cloud founder, Daniel Rosen, gives you the credit repair business insights that experts have spent decades struggling.
NO.4: Get Your Business in Shape :
After all these steps, you have to get your credit repair business in order, the most effective way to start home business credit repair business,
- Prepare your BUSINESS PLAN.
- Make sure employees sign a Non-disclosure agreement that will make sure that training is for your business.
- Plan a customer agreement that secures your business and sets up a strong customer relationship.
- Figure out how to avoid Credit Card processing pitfalls.
NO.5: Build a Business Website that Attracts Clients with Sign-up Form :
You have to build a professional website to start home based credit repair business with sign-ups, which will maximize your credit repair business software's capabilities by turning on Client Sign-up Form Feature. Provide free advice to your clients, it will not just gives you contact data for follow-up on an intrigued leads- it likewise supports the prospects' level of speculation at a subliminal level and demonstrates a more higher amount of intrigue.
NO.6: Set Your Corporate Image and Client Communication Platforms :
As your business is all about providing credit repair services to general public, you need to see that first impression is the last impression, make sure you have several communication platforms from where your clients can get to you easily.
- Professional E-mail Address: Set up E-mail address with your company's Name. (not Gmail, Ymail.com, Hotmail.com)
- Personalized Business Cards.
- Brochure templates.
- Set-up business voice mail, so that people can leaves their messages easily.
- Business phone number.
- Toll free number.
Marketing is an important factor that needs to be considering, if you want to build your strong corporate reputation.
NO.7: Check for Special and Regulatory Requirements :
Check with your lawyer, that there should not be any loop hope left before starting a credit repair business.
Make sure your business is,
- Licensed.
- Bonded and insured.
You should also have information about quarterly taxes for home-based business, so you will not get into any problem in future.
NO.8: Set your Fees :
You have to know your beginning business expenses and the amount you'll be putting resources into every customer to begin. Most credit repair organizations charge $59 to $99 every month, depending of the customers.
By making sure all the steps you've completed, you can start home based credit repair business all by yourself. You'll be facing many problems while performing these steps, try contacting FundingCeo they will help you throughout these steps and make sure your business in successful.
As long as you set up right Credit repair business software, your business will get the potential to growth and success. Starting a home based credit repair business is a great way to prosper and it will help our community grow financially.
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A strange robot Irken from the far future ends up in Xi's base. Soon trouble arises when Lurk becomes suspicious about it's goals and history,and soon starts trouble. Meanwhile,a powerful enemy intends to capture the robot for his own evil purposes.
Takes place after The UNIverse.
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Xisenin: *One day in Xisenin's home*
Mewnami~~: (And if anyone else comes in we reirect here
Xisenin: (We will be,Lurk. I at least will be)
Lurk: ( yeah
Lurk: (ok
Mewnami~~: (So is this gonna be recorded or nah
Xisenin: *Is nailing stuffed animals, bean bags, and various other objects to the wall*
Xisenin: *well, a wall of the living room*
Mewnami~~ changed name to Menami
Lurk: ( OF COURSE IT WILL! *holding record article*
Menami: (oh
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Wow, nice place! I'm glad I followed Mario.
Xisenin: *looks around to Vok* Oh hi, Vok and Mario.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Eh... anyways. You wanna watch some T.V. Xisenin? I came over here because I wanted to hang out with you for once.
Xisenin: *He finishes nailing a beanbag into the wall and then sits down on a char facing the TV* Sure.
Menami: *i presume shes being dragged around by lurk or dlaredlare-*
Xisenin: *chair
Lurk: *A nearby closet door explodes*
DlareDlare: DlareDlare: GAH! *Happens to be in one of the bean bags*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Oooh! Sounded like an explosion.
Xisenin: GLAH *Floats into the air, and looks at the debris*
(mario: lets watch the supr bewl | xisenin: yee
Eren Mayoeger: (XDD
Xisenin: (lol XD)
Lurk: *Lurk walks out of it*
Xisenin: Oh.
Xisenin: Lurk.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Lurk..? Whaaat?
Xisenin: Hi
Menami: ..*Peeks out from behind Lurk* ._.
Lurk: Lurk:Uh...I saw a bug.
DlareDlare joined the chat 5 minutes ago
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: OH BOY! It's my good friend Lurk.
Lurk: ( Mario pm
Lurk: Lurk:It was spooky.
Xisenin: Menami!
Menami: Lurk..
Menami: That wasn't any bigger than an ant! ^^;
Lurk: Lurk:*puts away plasma cannon*
Lurk: (WH-
Menami: Hi Xisenin. Hey Mario.
Lurk: ( DAT EMOTICON
DlareDlare: (My brother's trying to make me watch the Super Bowl.
Xisenin: Welcome! *Group hugs Menami and Lurk*
Menami: (tell him no
Lurk: Lurk: Don't touch me-
DlareDlare: DlareDlare: YGHBGBGYGHYGHTYG-LET ME OUT
Menami: (oh btw to turn off emoticons lurk
Xisenin: ^^ *Behind them, peices of the closet float back together and a gorilla glue bottle starts gluing the peices together*
Tensel: *a portal opens near the house, giving off a light; bluish*.. *a screaming Irken is thrown to the door* DX
Menami: (in the corner, click on the smiley face
Xisenin: *Looks over to a warning light on the wall partially obscured by a stuffed animal* Something hit the airlock
Menami: (unlike wikia, you can tURN OFF EMOTICONS HERE
Menami: ..!
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Oh maan. Looks like everybody is showing up, this is gonna be fun..
Menami: ...??? What was that?
Xisenin: *Runs over to the airlock door and opens the outer airlock*
DlareDlare: DlareDlare: PLEASE
Menami: Hey, I hear someone calling..
Xisenin: (It's a space station)
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: WOOO! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY?
Tensel: *eye widens, trying to hurriedly get inside*
Menami: Is that Dlare's voice o_o *Antennae perk*
Lurk: Lurk:Uh..what's goin on?
DlareDlare: *The Gargle Hammer rips through the bean bag*
Menami: WOAH-
DlareDlare: DlareDlare: *Gets out* I AM FREE.
Xisenin: *Activates his helmet and walks outside, grabbing Tensel and dragging him inside, closing the airlock behind him*
Lurk: Lurk: GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION!
Menami: What were you doing in a beanbag?
Xisenin: I put him in it
DlareDlare: It's a long story.
Xisenin: He was annoying
Lurk: Lurk:*Runs to the airlock room,hearing the airlock close*
Menami: (btw if anyone disconnects
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Er...
Tensel: Th-thank You, Sir...
Lurk: (h
Menami: (you can always go into review mode and see what you missed
Menami: (:o if its far back
Xisenin: You're welcome *deactivates his helmet*
Menami: <.> Why would you do that..
Xisenin: I frequently get things arriving at my front door
Lurk: Lurk:EH?! *looks at Tensel*
Menami: *Looks over to Tensel* ..?
Lurk: Lurk:WHO ARE YOU?!
DlareDlare: Ya don't wanna know what happened.
Xisenin: Are you the result of one of the many shady contracts I sign in order to recieve money?
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Hey Xisenin, what's that thing? *points at Tensel*
Lurk: Lurk: IS HE A SPY?!
Menami: (xisenin signs contracts with luc
Menami: (confirmed
Xisenin: I've no clue.
Lurk: Lurk: *Takes out plasma pistol* WHO ARE YOOOUUUUUU?!
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Can I have it?
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Vok, stop.
DlareDlare: I end up randomly in his bean bags ALL THE TIME.
Xisenin: It depends
Tensel: ? *standing up.. a moderately tall Irken with a broken left eye and ruined antenna, one chopped off... and resembles a soldier* ?
DlareDlare: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW.
Menami: Lurk, don't SHOOT!
Xisenin: *Looks at Tensel* You look like a wreck.
Lurk: Lurk: HE LOOKS LIKE A MILITARY SOLDIER!
Menami: It's just a random person, put it down!
Lurk: Lurk: What if he's after ME?
Xisenin: He isn't!
Menami: *Walking over* Nobody is EVER after you.
Lurk: Lurk:...How do you know?
Xisenin: He didn't arrive in a spaceship for one
Menami: You dont even have a big criminal record.
Lurk: Lurk:...Not since the Looney Bin incident..
Menami: Ohh, stop being paranoid.
Lurk: Lurk:..Uh..I don't think I told you what happened.
DlareDlare: ONE SECOND, I'M JUST WATCHIN' TV, THE NEXT SECOND, I'M IN ONE OF HIS BEAN BAGS.
Menami: *Sigh*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: *looks back at Tensel* Woah! What happened to your freakin' eye?
Tensel: ... *sensing Lurk as a threat*.. *antenna fragments down* TH -REA TT DETECTION..!! *stepping back*
Xisenin: *He walks back to the chair and sits on it* :I
Lurk: Lurk:I don't remember...what happened exactly..but..I staged a huge break out and killed a few..uh..hundred security officers
Lurk: Lurk: With the other inmates
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Oh yeaaaah.
Tensel: *confused, hearing everything as hard to understand hums*.. ...
Lurk: Lurk: I can't really remember that much from the Looney Bin for some reason..
Xisenin: Lurk causes collateral damage commonly
Lurk: Lurk:Well yeah but..this time I guess I did stuff that would make them actively hunt for me.
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: *pokes Tensel* Hiya mister! What's your name?
Xisenin: Hey!
Xisenin: Guys
Xisenin: Give the man time to talk!
Lurk: Lurk:Ehh..not that I wasn't dangerous BEFORE,or anything! >_> <_<
Tensel: ...Audio System Failure... Please Come Closer..
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: You weren't.
Lurk: Lurk:So uh..where was I...oh yeah...
Lurk: Lurk: BE QUIET VOK!
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: *rolls over to Tensel* What's your name dude?
Lurk: Lurk: Is he part of the military or not? I'm not going back to the Looney Bin..or worse.
Xisenin: *gets up, picks up Lurk, sits him down in front of the TV and gives him a juice box*
Lurk: Lurk: Their food smells like toes-
Lurk: Lurk: .-.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Ew..
Lurk: Lurk:....
Tensel: Name? ... Tensel..
Lurk: Lurk:...=_=
Menami: ..I think he's a robot..
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Woh! Dat's a cool name...
Lurk: Lurk:.-. *drinks juice box and watches TV,calmly* .-.
DlareDlare: Are you an eating utensil?
Menami: ..? Maybe he's like that female robot you were talking about, Lurk.
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Where did you come from? Irk?
Menami: *Kind of just ignoring all she just heard before*
Lurk: Lurk:?! WHO?!
Lurk: Lurk:...What was her name..
Xisenin: (My dog has hiccups 8c)
Tensel: ? ... I Am From The Great Empire Of Irk.
Menami: (Aww ono
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: You know, SORA. That robot girl you loved or whatever.
Lurk: Lurk:..She was cute..:P DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT-
(Lurk: DONT JUDGE ME SHES HOT
Eren Mayoeger: (XD
DlareDlare: (LOL
Xisenin: :I
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Don't worry, I'll tell her for you.
Xisenin: *Walks back to Tensel*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Because I'm a g-o-o-d friend.
Menami: ..Uhh..
Xisenin: Designate prime directive.
Menami: Hey, Tensel. *Walking over*
Lurk: Lurk: Err..I don't "love" her..I'm just...uhh... fascinated by her beauty
Menami: Can you tell us a bit about yourself and what part of Irk you're from? And why you came here?
Lurk: Lurk: Vok,I'm going to kill anyone besides Mario who's related to you if you do I swear-
Menami: (brb
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Ohhh I get it! You're just a pervert. That makes a lot of sense...
Xisenin: That's what "designate prime directive" means.
Lurk: Lurk:And did Tensel say "GREAT IRKEN EMPIRE"?!
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: ...*Sigh*
Menami: (dont cont w/out me you [*AIR HORNS*]-
Lurk: (pause the miz has left the building
Eren Mayoeger: (sorry
Menami: (brb ;w;
Xisenin: (aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ok)
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Menami: (zeerk goes to get zeerk water
Xisenin: *gestures to the projected data browser*
DlareDlare: BIR: Not mine, right?
Eren Mayoeger: (water goes to get water zeerk
Lurk: ( WH-
Menami: *Kissing* uou
Lurk: * MARIO
Menami: Alright, dont be lying to me.
Menami: *Looks over at Xisenin* ? Did you?
Menami: (menami: lie to me and this relationship is over :)
Tensel | Zik: Zik: ^^;;; *tele to him again*: You up for it? |D
Xisenin: Yup
DlareDlare: (Again.
Lurk: ( brb
Xisenin: *Gestures quickly to the holographic data browser and walks out of the room*
Xisenin: (k)
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *in his thoughts: I... I uh.. I...I g-guess...*
Eren Mayoeger: (ok
Lurk: ( back
Xisenin: :I
Tensel | Zik: (M: Menami: Going to the store! I'll be back. | Zik and Mario: ... hhhha-
Lurk: (MAZR confirmed for season 3
Xisenin: Ima feed the gerbil people. Tend to my stuff and things
Tensel | Zik: (M: All the Marik
Xisenin: *walks off down a hallway to the left of the living room*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Yeah yeah, I'll look after your stuff.
Lurk: ( menami and zik breakup confirmed,mazeerkr CONFIRME-
Xisenin: *behind Vok*
Xisenin: You will?
Lurk: ( menami:no
Xisenin: The gerbil people are HUNGRY
Tensel | Zik: (no
Xisenin: :I
Xisenin: and they have quite strange teeth
Menami: (Hey
Menami: (Zik wouldnt actually betray her like that, right??
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Yeah.. for once, I'm serious. I'm pretty sure I owed you something from awhile ago.
Tensel | Zik: (MISTEH. Get double bracket. ;3;
Xisenin: Hmmm.
Xisenin: Well, I'll think of something later
Xisenin: Just veg for now
Menami: *Looking at the holograph*..
Xisenin: *walks through the left hallway again*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Okaay.
Lurk: Zeerk:Uh..I wouldn't trust Vok...
DlareDlare: Hey, Xi, you got any wine?
Menami: (He wouldnt, right? ^^;
Lurk: Zeerk:He might turn your gerbils into..giant monsters..or something
Tensel | Zik: ((Zik doesn't know any better and has been going by his grandad since he was younger owo
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Well, I actually like Xisenin. He's crazy, and that's awesome.
Menami: (...Well by now he should know
Xisenin: *walks back out of the hallway* I fed the gerbil people.
Menami: (So he wouldn't, right
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: So he can trust meee...
Lurk: Zeerk:Lurk's crazy-
Xisenin: Hey. You can like me, but you're iffy.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: But EXTREMELY ANNOYING-
DlareDlare: I'm used to crazy people.
Tensel | Zik: ((Real easy lover owo
DlareDlare: In fact, I'm one of them, basically.
Xisenin: Wine, eh?
Lurk: Zeerk:Exactly,and so are you. You're the perfect fit for him-
Tensel | Zik: ((Idk it's a great romance drama though ewe
Xisenin: Hmmm.
Menami: (-n-
Menami: (He should know better by now!
Tensel | Zik: ((I ship it tho ;3;
Xisenin: I do have an old wine bottle I found. I'll go clone it. *walks off and returns with a wine bottle, which he gives to DiareDiare*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: |:
Menami: (Its not CANON
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Yeah whatever, you love a clean freak.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Besides, Lurk is gross and weird.
DlareDlare: *Bites the lid off and drinks it*
Tensel | Zik: ((But ship *sparkle*
Menami: (i dont see the point of a relationship between those two unless Zik learns to only like Menami
Lurk: ( ARGH
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: And I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay older than him.
Menami: (If you dont do that I might as well have them break up
Lurk: ( Stupid review register thing
DlareDlare: *The lid hits BIR*
Lurk: ( I need someone to record
Tensel | Zik: ((;0;
DlareDlare: (1 2 3 NOT IT
Tensel | Zik: ((Mayo sama--
Eren Mayoeger: (nope, not me-
Menami: (....
Lurk: ( I stopped at when vok called lurk a pervert
Tensel | Zik: ((Help decide--
Eren Mayoeger: (um
Lurk: ( you guys didnt refresh did you
Menami: (I can try and do it
Lurk: ( ?
Menami: (........ Misty.
Menami: (>>
Eren Mayoeger: (I think that's your decision.. since Zik is your character..
Lurk: ( friggn mouse slipped and i ended up on a spore link-
Tensel | Zik: (('n' I don't want to upset anyone tho
Xisenin: :I
Tensel | Zik: ((Personally you shouldn't get so upset :S
Xisenin: All right.
Xisenin: Wine delivered.
Eren Mayoeger: (*shrug* I don't know how it'd upset anyone. They're just characters.
Xisenin: Vok is vegging
Menami: (Well its not a good ship if it isnt actual love
Lurk: ( so..uh..whos gonna rp
Lurk: record*
Eren Mayoeger: (It's not like it's real life relationships.
Lurk: ( "just characters"
Xisenin: (not me)
Xisenin: (miz cares)
Lurk: ( *Pulls out omniverse theory-
Menami: (....Theyre more than characters, Mario
Xisenin: (that's enough to make it important to me0
Xisenin: )
Tensel | Zik: ((Zik would still really like Menami regardless
Lurk: ( *crapposting begins* "IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE-
Xisenin: All right. *Robotic kangaroo gallops by and through the right hallway*
Eren Mayoeger: (*Sigh* I'll just stop talking, before I upset anybody.
Tensel | Zik: ((No Mayo :c
Tensel | Zik: ((I think it'd be quite a change in the series
Xisenin: Robotic kangaroo is happy.
DlareDlare: (Mayo goes good on a sandwich.
Xisenin: Good!
Lurk: ( but what if
Xisenin: *sits on a chair and watches TV*
Lurk: ( a hotdog
Xisenin: (no)
Menami: (Can you make it so Zik learns to love Menami only
Lurk: ( *BBBWAAAHH*
Lurk: ( LIR,did you refresh at all?
Tensel | Zik: ((He's attached to both and besides you have tons of other ships with me
Xisenin: (I dont think so)
Menami: (Those are all AUs!
Lurk: ( Go up to the part where Vok called Lurk a pervert and copy paste in PM on wikia chat
Menami: (Theres a DIFFERENCE
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Besides, weren't you gonna get Mario some water or whatever? He looks sick.
Lurk: ( or..uhh...y'know what I'll give you the article to edit
Xisenin: (I dont see it, i just copied it all and i'll put it in pm)
Tensel | Zik: ((Besides its not a big deal cx I like the ship but if you really want the breakup
Lurk: (ctrl-f?
Menami: (if he cant learn to love one person like it was intended then Im going to make them break up. Its just not gonna work out otherwise unless he learns himself and FAST
Eren Mayoeger: (I don't get why it'd be a bad thing if Zik started loving someone else.
Xisenin: (what does control f do)
Xisenin: (whoa)
Xisenin: (WHAT)
Menami: (I dont want the breakup, im just saying
Lurk: ( its finds stuff on a page-
Xisenin: (HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS)
Lurk: ( it*
Menami: (Because Zik already has a person, Mario
Xisenin: (HGHGHGHG)
Eren Mayoeger: (Yes, he'd probably break up with Menami. But it's all his choice.
Lurk: ( because
Lurk: e iloominati hid the key from you
Menami: (But he doesnt NEED to
Xisenin: (They were both said by you)
Lurk: ( ctrl is 4 letters
Eren Mayoeger: (Not all relationships last forever. But whatever, that's just my opinion.
Xisenin: (so)
Lurk: ( 4 divided by 4 is 1
Xisenin: (it doesnt work)
Xisenin: (well)
Lurk: ( ilmoonnotianuti confirmed
Lurk: ( press ctrl and then f
Xisenin: (I only found the parts where you told me to find that part)
Lurk: ( then search for pervert
DlareDlare: Who wants to hear me play the bagpipe?
Tensel | Zik: ((4 has triangle in it
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot! Me!! :
Eren Mayoeger: :P*
Menami: (Doesnt mean this one cant, Mario
Lurk: ( iluuumiuunuti confirmed
Xisenin: (I DID)
Lurk: ( did you find the word
Xisenin: (I only got two and they were said by you, lurk)
DlareDlare: (Dey gonna get murried den dey gonna get divorced
Lurk: ( wh-
Lurk: ( I don't remember saying pervert..
Tensel | Zik: ((Why are you so upset^^;
Xisenin: (you just did)
Eren Mayoeger: (I know. But things tend to change through RPs over time.
Lurk: (...oh :I
Lurk: ( hmm..search for great irken empire
Eren Mayoeger: (They're just characters, I really don't understand why you're getting upset '-'
DlareDlare: (Den dey gonna get back to getter den dey gonna dai
Tensel | Zik: ((Mhm ^^;
Xisenin: ( -I stopped at when vok called lurk a pervert-)
Menami: (..Because I care for my characters like I care for actual people. When menami's upset, so am I. Its a natural feeling for.. alot of roleplayers
Menami: (Misty, I KNOW you've had this.
Tensel | Zik: ((I know
Xisenin: (nope no matches)
Tensel | Zik: ((Mhm I do
Lurk: ( because zik and menami must represent misty and miz...I think
DlareDlare: (I've felt that before.
Eren Mayoeger: (Well yeah, sad things are bound to happen during RPs. It's completely normal .
Lurk: ( Wait what do you mean stopped Xi
Lurk: ( LIR*
DlareDlare: (It caused 2 of my friends to talk bad about me behind my back.
Eren Mayoeger: (Wow.
Lurk: ( ok so
Tensel | Zik: ((But in the story line Zik becomes attached to Mario and he believes he can still keep Menami
Eren Mayoeger: (That's really rude @Vax
Xisenin: (I was quoting you)
Eren Mayoeger: (of them*
Menami: (Lurk, PM real quick?
Menami: (And yeah, but cant he eventually learn? And Mario and Zik could still be really close friends
Tensel | Zik: (I could always make another ship charrie for Menami^^
Menami: (...
Xisenin: (*calmly watching galaxies collide* )
Lurk: ( i thought the zik flirt with mario stuff was just...you know..flirting
Lurk: ( wait uh
Lurk: ( ghygh
Lurk: ( zik is going to end up with mario riGHt-
Lurk: isn't*
DlareDlare: (DlareDlare ends up marrying himself.
Xisenin: (xisenin marries a pumpkin)
Lurk: ( ok uh...LIR try searching for building
Tensel | Zik: (^^; Is the ship unliked here?
Xisenin: (nope)
DlareDlare: (Banhammer Jib: *Finds out that ZikxMenami is a thing* BAN
Lurk: ( I thought it was just flirting,MarioxZik seems..weird..
Lurk: (nothatimbeingahomphobe
Xisenin: (I'm putting the ciurrent of what I have in a textfile)
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Tensel | Zik: (All hail Jibhoten >U
Menami: (Jib is
banhammer jib is life
Tensel | Zik: (Abi no what have we done
Menami: (Lol cam back in chatzy
Tensel | Zik: (Lol
Xisenin: (ima crash galaxies again till things happen)
Menami: (LOL LURE
Menami: (Lurk
Menami: (Lurk is lure now. Also Kurt and Kure according to autocorrect
Invaderjib: (oh
Xisenin: strange things er herpernern
Xisenin: ner sternger werd ert ber
Xisenin: erf wer mert wer mert
Xisenin: erp ern der hergerng terr
Eren Mayoeger: (Are we ready to continue the RP?
Tensel | Zik: (Rp? ^^
Menami: http://us19.chatzy.com/88132133881211 lol he mad because we made fun of his characters
lurk: ( so uh
Xisenin: (I am ready @_@)
Invaderjib: (what rp is this again
Xisenin: (i've been ready for a while)
lurk: ( a new one
lurk: ( *DUNN*
lurk: ( or
Invaderjib joined the chat 21 minutes ago
Xisenin: ( http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/Visitor_... )
lurk: ( ok i guess its that one
Invaderjib: (wait how is that now if it has a recording
Invaderjib: *new
Xisenin: (hjkgkjgkfkhfffffffffffffffffffffffghdc
lurk: ( because its..uh..new
lurk: ( recent
Xisenin: (back to galaxies)
lurk: ( so start off at recording or where we left off?
Eren Mayoeger: (Where we left off.
Xisenin: where we left off, before da argument
lurk: ( ok
Xisenin: :I
lurk: ( h
Xisenin: *watching TV*
lurk: ( [s[ monkeys
lurk: (
lurk: ( h
Invaderjib: (what
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Sooo... is this what you guys do everyday? Argue and go on adventures?
lurk: (
no lir,never,I never want you to mention the arguement ever again
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Seems like a weird lifestyle.
Invaderjib: (Wait what argument
lurk: ( no
lurk: ( you dont wanna know
DlareDlare: (You needn't know.
Xisenin: Not me
Eren Mayoeger: (can we just continue
Xisenin: But
Xisenin: i suppose so
Menami: (Cam thought I was aya. Idiot
Xisenin: :I
lurk: ( ok continue with rp
before i decide to go back to bed and try to clear school from my memory-
Xisenin: *Ambient space station noises, accompanied by occasional roars and bumps*
Menami: *looking at the database*..
Xisenin: *He looks toward the left hallway*
Xisenin: Hm
Xisenin: *looks back to the TV*
Xisenin: Hey Vok.
Xisenin: Wanna watch TV>
Xisenin: >
Xisenin: ?
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Yeah?
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Sure..
Xisenin: :I *Moves aside on the couch, freeing up room*
DlareDlare: Eueueuh..OK.
Tensel | Zik: ? ...
lurk: ( what the heck was zeerk doing again-
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Mario is acting weird.. not normal weird, but weird weird. Like some kind of advanced weird!
Eren Mayoeger: (he was going to get mario water, I think
Xisenin: Uhh
Xisenin: *Looks at Mario*
Menami: (Aya was kendo lir
Xisenin: (explain da mario actions to uz)
Xisenin: *ok*
( Xisenin: I do have an old wine bottle I found. I'll go clone it. *walks off and returns with a wine bottle, which he gives to DiareDiare*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: |:
Menami: (Its not CANON
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Yeah whatever, you love a clean freak.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Besides, Lurk is gross and weird.
DlareDlare: *Bites the lid off and drinks it* )
Menami: (Get rid of argument pls
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Hm.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Ehy, I prefer the air. *floats*
lurk: ( glaurgaugh too tired to edit-
Xisenin: Good.
Xisenin: *Looks at Mario*
Invaderjib: (it's only 8:02 though @lurk)
lurk: Zeerk:Grgh..uh..I'm gonna go check on Lurk..and stuff
Menami: (Do it later then
Xisenin: * Text adventure query: "EXAMINE MARIO'S ACTIONS" *
Menami: (Also lir don't tell cam it was kendo
Xisenin: (K)
lurk: ( i didn't sleep at all last night and i had an exhausting day @jib
DlareDlare: Ehhh...
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: ... *Still kinda sitting there, with the same shocked/excited expression*
Xisenin: :I
lurk: ( zik: u kow u want dis
Xisenin: *levitates a stray empty soda can and beans Mario with it*
Tensel | Zik: (omg
lurk: ( zik: *pulls shirt off,ribcage visible*
Menami: (Mario will blush into the void of non existence
lurk: ( mario: *nosebleed*
Eren Mayoeger: (XD
Tensel | Zik: (Basically
lurk: ( zik: my precccciioussss
DlareDlare: What's wrong with you? *To Mario.*
lurk: ( mario:omg
Tensel | Zik: Zik: ..*looks to Mario* owo?
Xisenin: :I *keeps hitting Mario with the soda can as he watches TV*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Wrong? Nothing is wrong, I'm just thinking... about stuff... and yeah..
Tensel | Zik: Zik: *sits on his lap* ovo
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Borrrred.
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: BORED. I AM B O R E D
Xisenin: Hatbot!
Xisenin: Watch TV with us!
Menami: (Can there be a description of the event now that tensel is projecting it
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Nooooo, T.V. is stupid.
Tensel | Zik: (Cinn: @ @ Oh, sorry. Yes?
DlareDlare: *Finishes the wine and vomits*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: -//w\\-
Xisenin: hmmmmmmm
lurk: Zeerk:Ehhh..uh..Lurk's making weird grunting sounds in the guest room so I'll be watching TV for now o_o
lurk: *Zeerk sits on the couch*
Xisenin: *A parade of weird robots marches in from the left hallway and slowly moves towards the right hallway*
lurk: *Meanwhile,in the guest room* "this is the guest room"
lurk: Lurk: Grggh grghhnghhh
lurk: Lurk:*looking at tablet device screen*
lurk: Lurk:AHHHHHHHH
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: *looks back at Zik and Mario* No... no no no no nooooo.. not AGAIN..
Tensel | Zik: *He projects a scene of what seems to be a mixture between an earthquake and an armada attack.. the left side suddenly disappears, and the sound goes out. (>^<?
lurk: *The device screen is covered in a white substance*
lurk: Lurk: Stupid mayonaise sandwich. *throws away*
Menami: *sigh*.. I'll have to go talk to the others about this. Follow me Tensel. *walking out*
Xisenin: Hatbot
Xisenin: Maybe you can join the robot parade
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Got a problem?
Xisenin: *Points to the robot parade*
Xisenin: *looks over to Menami* Oh! What did you find?
Tensel | Zik: ..? *turns off his hologram, and follows Menami*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Could you two get a room or something? *glares at Mario and Zik* It's reaaally frustrating to see you two together, performing such actions..
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Nah.
Menami: ... There was some sort of earthquake. The armada was fighting but.. it went out before I could see anymore. We need to prevent it somehow.
lurk: Lurk: Anyway,hmmm...According to my device..time travelers are..uhh..really bad... *playing a tetris like game* Uh..yeah
Tensel | Zik: Zik: I aint doin crud, homophobe
lurk: Lurk:Hmmm
Xisenin: *Hears the tetris music*
Xisenin: TET
Xisenin: RIS
Xisenin: GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tensel | Zik: ...Recollecting Data...
lurk: Lurk: Tensel COULD seriously mess up the time stream..I need to do something about him..AND SOON!
Xisenin: *Nabs the device and plays Tetris like a boss*
lurk: Lurk:Hmm.....Or maybe-
Menami: *walks over and rubbing zik ' antennae to calm him down* Leave him alone vok.
lurk: Lurk:HEY! HOW"D YOU GET IN HERE,I LOCKED THE DOOR-
Eren Mayoeger: (chat lag-
Xisenin: i can shadow warp
Xisenin: and I heard the music
Tensel | Zik: .... Unnatural Earthquake. Armada Outside Irk.
lurk: *The device is covered in mayo*
Xisenin: *Warps back to the couch*
lurk: Lurk:oh yeah...Eh
Tensel | Zik: Zik: *purrr* ...
Xisenin: Ew
Xisenin: Mayo?
Xisenin: Really?
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: I'm not homophobic.. it's just weird seeing Mario y'know-
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Whatever.
Menami: *hugging and kissing him* uou
Xisenin: *Submits his super high score and drops the device in a vat of acid
Tensel | Zik: Zik: *liiiicks Mario's cheek*.. *kisses Menami* u u
Xisenin: *
Menami: (Cam pls
Xisenin: *Then he sits on the couch*
lurk: Zeerk:*Looking over at Zik kissing Menami,annoyed*
Menami: *kind of pulling him away from Mario a bit*.. Hey zik can I talk to you privately for a second?
lurk: Zeerk:....*Flips channel*
lurk: TV: HEYYYYY KIDS ITS TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE!
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: .w. ..
lurk: *stock children yay*
Tensel | Zik: Zik: ^^; Mew, I'm not with Mario.
Tensel | Zik: Zik: I know yer thinkin that.
Menami: Menami: No its not that! I wanna tell you something else in private.
Tensel | Zik: (Mario: but Zik sempai ;0;
lurk: TV: YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL AND SOCIETY ONLY CARES AS LONG AS YOU'RE USEFULL!
Menami: Oh by the way Zeerk!
lurk: Tv: SO GET READY TO BECOME A COG IN THE WORTHLESS MACHINE CALLED LIFE!
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Kay.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Isn't Zik dating Menami..? *Sigh* This is so confusing.
Xisenin: Then how do you explain me saving Irk?
Menami: Thanks for the cleaning kit. I forgot to tell you earlier ^^
Xisenin: *Changes the channel*
Tensel | Zik: Zik: *sticks tongue out at Zeerk*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: *Floats over to Zeerk*
lurk: Tv: *Clip of an angry mutant eating a pile of bagels*
lurk: Zeerk:Uh..yeah..thanks....
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: *cough* friendzone *cough*
lurk: Zeerk:*antennae twitch*
Tensel | Zik: Zik: c: Mine.
lurk: Zeerk:*Throws a bucket of stale smelly snacks at Vok*
Menami: Zik.. don't be mean to him. > <
Xisenin: Narrator: Dish ish pwoof of da twoof: Bagahl eeting muhtants err reel
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Ew. *wipes most of it off with his handkerchief*
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Talk t'me.
Xisenin: Offscreen set guy: Hey! What did I say about the lisp thing?
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Somebody seems mad.
Tensel | Zik: ... *idly standing*
lurk: Zeerk:Shut up.
Xisenin: Narrator: but ith tellth veewers dish show is pointlessh
Xisenin: *Gunfire is heard on the TV*
lurk: Zeerk:*Goes to get a snack from the fridge*
Xisenin: *STANDBY*
Xisenin: :I
Xisenin: *changes the channel*
lurk: TV: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: MEh.
Eren Mayoeger: Meh*
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Ooh. That guy got killed. uvu
Xisenin: O_O
lurk: News: THERE IS A NEW FLAVOR OF COFFEE ON FOODCOURTIA. PORK FLAVOR!
Menami: Hey tensel wait out here ok?
Tensel | Zik: Yes, Miss.
lurk: News guy:ITS DELLLLICCIOOUSSSS HEH
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Foodcourtia is disgusting.
lurk: *News guy is violently vibrating and sweating*
lurk: News guy:MMMMM GOOD COFFEE YEH
lurk: News guy: ITS COMPLETELY HEALTHY TO DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!
Menami: *walking with zik*... You know how its.. February on earth right?
lurk: News guy:OH GOD I NEED MY SLEEP,MY BRAAAINNN-
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Course. S'a holiday month.
lurk: *video skips*
Menami: I wanted to ask..
DlareDlare: *A pig appears in the background*
lurk: News guy: GO AHEAD AND DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT! ONLY $8.99!
Xisenin: o-o
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: *floats over to Zeerk*
Menami: ...I've been saving my money alot lately for.. something special.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Y'know Zik.
Xisenin: Wow.
Xisenin: *Changes channel*
Xisenin: I'll have to remember that
Tensel | Zik: Zik: *whips out a small chocolate box, winks* ..
lurk: News guy: witha100$taxforyouralmightyirkengovernmentofcourse
Eren Mayoeger: Zeerk*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: I can help you with your little problem.
lurk: Zeerk:...What? *Holding plate with chocolate cream pie*
Menami: You think.. I could take you out to a date with me on.. that day? *smiles blushing* .. I booked you and me the fanciest restraunt on Foodcourtia. ^^
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: All you have to do is uh... give me Mario's Hat/
lurk: Zeerk: Oh sure. Then you'll say you can fix Lurk's insanity and solve galactic wide hunger.
Eren Mayoeger: .*
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Ye know how I am with crowds... but sure. *smile*
Xisenin: Blank channel.
Xisenin: *Changes channel*
DlareDlare: (The fanciest restaurant on Foodcourtia is probably a dump.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: No no no... I'm being serious. It's easy! You know that annoying guy, Zik? We just get send him on a very long.. er 'vacation'.
Menami: ^//^ Great. I can't wait for it.
Menami: (Nope. Menami's got special plans
lurk: Zeerk:You mean you're gonna kill him aren't you-
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Naaaaah. Not unless you want me to!
Xisenin: Narrator: HELLO.
Xisenin: *Extremely closeup irken face*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: It's really simple. I just want Mario's little hat friend, and you'll get the girl of your dreams.
Xisenin: Narrator: This is Joe. He like pineapples. He likes you too!
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: This show sucks.
Menami: Its.. gonna be real nice.
Xisenin: Yeah.
Xisenin: Narrator: OH IRKUS ZOMBIES AHHGHGH
Menami: I've got a bunch planned. The restraunt and.. other stuff. >//w//<
Xisenin: *Zombies visibly invade the set, dragging "Joe" away*
Xisenin: *The camera is left there alone*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Deal? No deal? Some other answer?
Xisenin: Hmm.
Tensel | Zik: Zik: Nice. Can't wait. c:
DlareDlare: Sounds like an assassination attept. *TonMenami*
lurk: Zeerk:Hm...I dunno...that doesn't seem very....right..
DlareDlare: To Menami*
Menami: (Think we could make that into a rp? I got stuff planned. Them going on a date as a side plot
Xisenin: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Xisenin: *switches channel*
Menami: No Dlare! ^^;
Tensel | Zik: (*shrug*
Xisenin: *Fancy drama music plays*
lurk: (Wouldn't that be kinda short?
lurk: ( unless:
Xisenin: *Two weird aliens are standing there*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: You can trust me... when it comes to a deal, I have to go with it. It's a long story and yadda yadda yadda..
Xisenin joined the chat
lurk: ( *n lurk bursts in,date is completely forgotten and turned into a micheal bayish thriller rp*
DlareDlare: Okay.
Menami: (As a side plot I said
Xisenin: Alien 1: Gorg, this is not my real hair! *Takes off a wig*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: If you don't wanna do it, I understand.
lurk: Alien 2:Kill me now.
Xisenin: Gorg: But I'm bald :I
lurk: Zeerk:Hm..well..
lurk: Zeerk:*remembers all the times Zik teased him*
lurk: Zeerk:*glares*
DlareDlare: [S] (Vex won't like it.
Menami: How many days until then..?
lurk: Zeerk:...I'll do it.
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: I love not being tampered by random people due to deals! Wait... why did I say that? Oh well :|
Menami: (Lol I honestly don't care what vex says
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: *Grins*
DlareDlare: (Yeah.
Tensel | Zik: (He isnt rp ceo
Xisenin: *Another alien with a fedora and two Uzis walks in*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Also, I can't do my side of the deal today. I'll do it soon though. I'm gonna be busy later.
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Okay?
Menami: (Vok: i make deals with the devil don't tell anybody
Invaderjib: (he isn't?-
Xisenin: Alien 3: YOU KNOW WEARING WIGS IN THIS TOWN IS ILLEGAL
Xisenin: Allien 3: DIEEEEEE
Menami: (Jib pls
Eren Mayoeger: (@miz XD
lurk: Zeerk:Grgh..Don't put Zik in danger..all right?
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: So uh.. go get Mr.GenericHatbot please.
DlareDlare: This is just...
lurk: Zeerl:*sighs*
Xisenin: *The alien accidentally shoots his foot but doesn't let go, shooting himself infinitely* UGHUSHGAHGTUHGGSHUGUH
lurk: Zeerk:Hey..uh..Mario..
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Yeah yeah sure!
Xisenin: Cameraman: Someone get a medic!
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: *chuckles* Pff.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Yeah..?
Tensel | Zik: (Vok: let's kill zik in his sleep | Zeerk: ...he doesn't sleep
Menami: (Lurk pm also brb
Eren Mayoeger: (XD
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Being alive is slightly fun!
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: :/
Xisenin: Alien 3: *releases the trigger* No! I'm good! I can do this!
Xisenin: Alien 3: *starts bleeding out of his mouth and falls over*
Xisenin: *Stagewide gasp*
DlareDlare: This is confusing...
Menami: (Back
Xisenin: *Plops DiareDiare on the couch facing the TV with him*
Menami: (Guys cam is flirting with misty
Eren Mayoeger: (wth
Eren Mayoeger: (wow
Menami: (In other chat
DlareDlare: (LOL
lurk: Lurk:BORRRRRINGGG.
lurk: Lurk:*changes channel*
lurk: Zeerk:What..Lurk how did you get here-
lurk: Lurk:SSSH,the show's starting.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Zeerk, I'm waiting.
Xisenin: (you decide da show, lrugh)
lurk: Zeerk:Oh uh! Right
Menami: (Brb again pause
lurk: Zeerk:Uh...Lurk said hatbot's circuitry was a bit damaged from that time we went to that temple planet and saved Vax. He forgot to fix it.
lurk: ( k
Xisenin: (k)
DlareDlaree joined the chat
DlareDlaree changed name to DlareDlare
Menami: (Back
Menami: Zik.. it's only a couple days right?? You wanna ask your brother if he approves..? ^^
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: That isn't true... LIR fixed me after Lurk tried.
DlareDlare: Don't talk about that day.
Tensel | Zik: Zik: I'm shoire he wouldn't mind.
lurk: Zeerk:Uh..No..pretty sure he said he was damaged.
lurk: Lurk:No I didn't-
Xisenin: no
lurk: Zeerk:*Death stares lurk,purple fire forms in eyes*
Xisenin: (he did_
Tensel | Zik changed name to Zik | Tensel
Xisenin: (just saying he did)
lurk: Lurk:Oh..uh...I mean..YES...I DID!
Menami: Alright!
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: You're LYING!
lurk: Lurk:YES! HE IS DAMAGED AND STUFF!
Zik | Tensel: ^^
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Heeeeeelp! This guy is trying to steal me!
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Hm...
lurk: Lurk:*Grabs hatbot and dunks him in a carton of space milk*
lurk: Lurk:OOPS
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Sorry Zeerk, but I'm gonna trust Hatbot on this one--
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: YOU IDIOT!
lurk: Lurk:SEE? Accidentally dropped em. Sorry
Xisenin: *watching TV*
Zik | Tensel: ..Whas goin on..
lurk: Lurk:Don't worry,we'll get right on to fixing him.
lurk: Zeerk:uh..yeah
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: EVERYTIME I'm around you guys.. he gets HURT.
Zik | Tensel: *walks out to watch the argument*
Xisenin: Tensel
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: No.
Zik | Tensel: Tensel: Yes, Sir?
Xisenin: Sit on the couch. Maybe you can learn about the past.
Menami: Oh by the way, I'm gonna take in tencel to help him. .. Help me out with that will you zik?
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: You're not going to touch him.
Xisenin: by watching TV
Menami: *following him*..
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *Grabs Hatbot*...
DlareDlare: You, Tensel! Do I survive?
Zik | Tensel: Tensel: *sits down*.. *he curiously watches*
lurk: Zeerk:Don't worry Mario. I'll be making sure Lurk doesn't do ANYTHING stupid.
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: *sparks*
Zik | Tensel: Tensel: I Do Not Recognize You.
lurk: Zeerk:Besides,you're forgetting I'm part machine..
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: *The red glow from his eyes dim out*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: No.
lurk: Zeerk:*Robotic repair tools shapeshift and come out of his PAK*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: I can fix him on my own..
lurk: Zeerk:...I can get him fixed quicker then Lurk you know..
Menami: (Hey misty
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: I said no.
Zik | Tensel: (Whut
Menami: (Wanna tell lurk about the fourth descendant theory we came up with earlier??
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: >_>
Zik | Tensel: (It's simple owo
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *Walks into the guest room, holding Hatbot*
Xisenin: (I got silenced)
Menami: (It could be complex with reasoning
lurk: Zeerk:....
Xisenin: (in the never lake)
lurk: Zeerk:*robotic arm grabs Lurk by the head*
Zik | Tensel: (We blurted out the possibility of Zeerk-Lurk being Ziks brother as simple as it gets :U
lurk: Zeerk:....you better make sure you get hatbot
Menami: (OH DEAR JESUS LOOOK AT NEVER LAKE
Xisenin: *guest room is living room*
lurk: ( WH-
Xisenin: *Looks at Hatbot*
lurk: ( what
Xisenin: AHHH
lurk: ( how
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *Closes the door*
Eren Mayoeger: (wat?
lurk: ( no-
Xisenin: *runs over and grabs Hatbot*
Xisenin: What happened?
Invaderjib: (i cant im not on that chat)
DlareDlare: (OH LAWD JESUS
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Lurk dunked him in Milk.
Menami: (It's a cool theory but I'll explain it at another time when we can both type faster
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: He's highly sensitive to liquids.
Xisenin: ohh
lurk: Zeerk:Er..uh...Nevermind about sending you Lurk..
Xisenin: :I
lurk: ( it sounds..uh...eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Xisenin: Uh
Zik | Tensel: (I'm not all for it but I'm sure it'd be interesting
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Infact, I think it only damaged a small part of the little guy. *Pulls out some Karthz tools and does some tweaking with Hatbot*
Xisenin: I'm sure you have an external memory bank?
Xisenin: *Lets Mario fix Hatbot and sit back at the couch*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: There.. he should be fine now.
Zik | Tensel: ..Hmm..
Xisenin: Good.
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: *His eyes start to glow again* Yaaay.
Zik | Tensel: ..*walks to the group* Some kinda incident?
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Lurk is a jerk >_>
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: Hey, that rhymed!
Menami joined the chat
lurk: *A blue portal opens*
Xisenin: I dont think he'd act like that
lurk: *Zeerk rises out of it*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: ...? He seems fine to me.
Xisenin: *looks at Zeerk*
Xisenin: O_O
lurk: Zeerk:So uh..hey Mario.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: :l
Xisenin: *looks back at the TV*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: ..*Yawn*
lurk: Zeerk:...I see you fixed Hatbot..eh..well..
Xisenin: I guess.
Menami: ?? What's going on?
lurk: Zeerk:That's good..
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: AHHHH! IT'S THE ROBOT THIEF!
lurk: *Another small blue portal opens under hatbot*
DlareDlare: That's what I want to know.
Zik | Tensel: ..*nuzzling Mario* ovo
lurk: *It closes*
Eren Mayoeger: Hatbot: AHHHHH
lurk: Zeerk:!...O_O
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: DUDE, what the heck!?
Zik | Tensel: ..O o?
Xisenin: O_O
Xisenin: Ima just watch TV
Menami: ?!
lurk: *A portal opens up behind vok,unnoticed,hatbot flies out of it into Vok's hands*
Xisenin: *watches TV* :P
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Why did you do that!? *Glares at Zeerk*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: Heh heh..
lurk: Zeerk:...My portal must be malfunctioning..
lurk: *Zeerk's portal closes*
Eren Mayoeger: Vok: What an imbecile.. *Teleports away with Hatbot*
lurk: Zeerk:..That's strange..
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: ...
Xisenin: o-o
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: I feel like you're lying.
Xisenin: sklghskgjshd
Xisenin: uh
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Considering you wanted Hatbot so BADLY earlier.
Xisenin: *looks at Zeerk*
Xisenin: :I
Menami: *confused*..
Xisenin: I detect mischevious thought
lurk: Zeerk: I didn't. I just wanted to help fix him.
Xisenin: *looks at Menami*
Xisenin: Menami!
DlareDlare: (Vok reminds me of some Disney villains.
lurk: Zeerk:Hmm..uh..
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: If something happens to him... I... I swear I'll hurt you so freaking bad...
Zik | Tensel: ...I've not a clue.. *going through everyone's thoughts* ...
lurk: ( vok is obviously hades from hercules
Xisenin: What did you find out from Tensel?
lurk: Zeerk: Aw c'mon! I'm not Lurk,we're best friends,remember! *smiles*
Menami: Just barely a bit about the apocalypse. somehow we have to get stronger and prevent it.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: I don't care.
lurk: Zeerk:If anything,you should be angry at Lurk,if he hadn't dunked him in the milk none of this would've happened.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: I'm angry at both of you.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: What Hatbot dies because of you!?
lurk: Zeerk:I'm gonna go look for him. Don't worry.
Xisenin: Ok.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: ... *grumbles*
Xisenin: that's going to be hard
lurk: Zeerk:It takes about an hour and a half for my portal back in my dimension to recharge though..
Xisenin: Considering it is the future
Xisenin: :I
lurk: Zeerk:I'll have to take..the LSD..
Xisenin: *looks back to the TV*
lurk: Zeerk:*shivers*
Menami: I know.. but we defeated Zirus remember?
Menami: there's nothing we can't stop.
Xisenin: Oh yeah
Xisenin: Hopefully.
Xisenin: :I
Menami: ^^; I'm sure.
Zik | Tensel: Tensel: ... I Am Not Finding Sufficient Information. Only Poorly Made Advertising And Propaganda.
Xisenin: Oh
Xisenin: *Changes it to the History Channel*
Menami: Weird..
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *irritated stare* Zeerk, what are you waiting for? GO.
lurk: Lurk:Well uh..heres the remote..I unlocked it for you. *Hands LSd remote to Zeerk*
lurk: Zeerk:Right..uh...here I go.
lurk: Zeerk:*presses button*
lurk: Zeerk:GAURRGFHTFUTGF *Engulfed in green flames,becomes 2 dimensional and warps to the LSD*
Menami: (Cam being a perv -_-
lurk: *A scorch mark is left where Zeerk was*
Eren Mayoeger: (Wow :/
Zik | Tensel: ..So, ye gonna be fine, Mario?
Menami: Yeah you gonna be ok?? ono
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: I'm just.. kinda ticked off.
Xisenin: (lol.. )
DlareDlare: What did your father want with your hat?
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Sure, Hatbot can be annoying at times.. but I love the little guy.
Zik | Tensel: ..Whol I hope it gets better~ Ye never know whot yoill find.
Xisenin: :I *watches the TV*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Huh?
lurk: ( wait
Menami: I think Hatbot likes me. uvu He's cute.
lurk: ( don't spoil the plan yet-
Xisenin: ( go eli go eli go eli)
lurk: ( @vax
DlareDlare: (What did I do?
lurk: ( Zeerk and Vok's deal
lurk: ( it'll make it pointless if menami finds out this early
DlareDlare: (How was I supposed to know that?
Menami: (doing more homework btw > <
Xisenin: hjgjhgj
Xisenin: lHfgklahalg
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Yeah.. me and him have been friends for an extremely long time.
Xisenin: *a stuffed animal falls off of it's nail from the wall and onto his face*
Xisenin: AHHHHH
Xisenin: *Telekinetically rips it into shreds*
DlareDlare: Ya know what, forget what I said.
Xisenin: *sniff*
Menami: You've had him ever since the old days. heh
Xisenin: *watches TV* :(
Zik | Tensel: ^^~
DlareDlare: I said nothing.
Menami: All through the war right?
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Yeah.
lurk: Lurk:Speaking of robots. Anyone remember Mario's 2 old SIR unit esque robots? No? Oh well.
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Huh?
lurk: Lurk:*walks off to get pie,completely forgetting what he just said*
Menami: ???
lurk: ( thats the joke.png
Eren Mayoeger: (brb
Xisenin: (k0\
Xisenin: (k)
ren Mayoeger: (brb
Xisenin: (k0\
Xisenin: (k)
Zik | Tensel: (Brb
Zik | Tensel: (Back
lurk: ( You guys are gonna eventually leave Cam soon right..?
Zik | Tensel: (*quietly draws crack shipping*
Zik | Tensel: (I'm already done.
lurk: ( i want to watch him decay-
Menami: (I stay for the entertainment lol
DlareDlare: (LOL
Menami: (He humiliates himself and I get enjoyment out of that
Zik | Tensel: (I wish for the best of luck for Cams nonexistent improvement.
Xisenin: (He rolled an orgy dice)
Xisenin: (it's his downfall)
Menami: (=w= He makes me laugh at how stupid he is. so I like th a t
Xisenin: (he's the only person I can direct my anger on)
Xisenin: (and for good reason)
lurk: ( The more attention he gets,the more he transforms into his final fedora scrub form
Zik | Tensel: (we don't want that.gif
Menami: (lel
Zik | Tensel: (If anyone gets the ref you get a free commission
Menami: (one day I'll just sic an op iesua or something on him
Menami: (I do btw
Eren Mayoeger: (Back
DlareDlare: (What if he OPs back?
Xisenin: (i dont :-:)
Menami: (doesn't matter Vax haha
Xisenin: hhghg
Zik | Tensel: (Show the gif lol
Xisenin: :I
Menami: (It's the sonic and Zim gif ain't it
Menami: (I'll try to find it
Menami: (what's the account name
lurk: ( *no one but miz gets it
Zik | Tensel: (DetrimentalNostalgia
lurk: ( i want my comission-
Xisenin: .............
Menami: (ok brb
Xisenin: *falls asleep on the couch zzz*
Zik | Tensel: (Pff commissions are anytime c:
lurk: ( draw fionna and lurk french kissing while vok is forced to watch
Zik | Tensel: (Ok
lurk: ( vok: kill me
Eren Mayoeger: (pffff
Zik | Tensel: (:'D
Menami: http://detrimentalnostalgia.deviantart.c... it's cam
Eren Mayoeger: (I remember that gif XD
lurk: ( OH LOL
Zik | Tensel: (Great aint it
DlareDlare: (LOL
Xisenin: (OH)
Xisenin: (ITS HILARIOUS
Zik | Tensel: (That took forever ewe
Xisenin: (OH IM GOING TO PASTE IT EVERY TIME CAM TALKS)
Xisenin: (JUST LIKE EVEN ONE LETTER)
lurk: ( XD
lurk: ( sonic:*enters new form*
lurk: sonic:*throws pure [h] at enemy*
lurk: sonic: fast *runs away*
Zik | Tensel: (omg
Xisenin: (WE DERNT WERNT DAAHT SIR_
lurk: and then everyone died. THE END
Menami: (camic: speeeeeed
Zik | Tensel: (Rp? :3
lurk: ( continue?
Xisenin: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Wasn't Vok here a few minutes ago?
Xisenin: *twitch twitch* zhhhzzkkgdfdzzzzzzzzzzz
Xisenin: *asleep*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: I guess he got bored and left.. or something.
DlareDlare: He- AW, forget it.
Zik | Tensel: ..*nuzzling Mario* Anyhow, man. I want cha to not take me flirts seriously. uwu My lips ain't for ye. Bromance only.
Zik | Tensel: (Mario: no stop sempai you're crushing my kokoro
Eren Mayoeger: (XDD
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Oh... *antenna droop* alright.
Menami: (mario: don't worry I'm dating an alternate you / zik: .. what the heck when did that happen-
Zik | Tensel: Why so sad. :?
Menami: *leaning back and shutting eyes, resting*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Nothing... just, eh it doesn't really matter.
lurk: Lurk:Hmmm
lurk: Lurk:I think I may have a plan/.
lurk: Lurk:We should go get Tensel to see Vax and see if he can help us figure out stuff about the future..
Xisenin: googhers
lurk: Lurk:He is a time traveler,ya know.
lurk: Lurk:...Maybe Vax could get him back to his time
DlareDlare: Yes, yes. We know.
Menami: Oh yeah!
Menami: Vax probably hasn't been as far into the future as Tensel.
lurk: Lurk:But he can still time travel...
Xisenin: kkk
lurk: Lurk:We should try at least
Xisenin: yeah whatever gfhgcfhg zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Xisenin: TURNIPS
lurk: Lurk:So uh...I guess we'll ride in Xi's ship
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Vax? I don't think I've ever met him, unless I have really bad memory.
Menami: He's a cool guy.
lurk: Lurk:Your memory is pretty horrible then.
Menami: Mentored me a bit at one time. uwu
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Oh, okay.
lurk: Lurk:WAIT!
lurk: Lurk:Before we go..
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Huh?
lurk: Lurk:*opens fridge*
Xisenin: O_O
Xisenin: FRIDGE
Xisenin: IS OPENED
Zik | Tensel: Tensel: ... ... I Learned Something. *faces them, hands in front of himself* Aliens.
lurk: Lurk:*takes out a huge pile of cheescakes and snacks*
lurk: Lurk:OK I'm READY.
Zik | Tensel: (Cinn: Had .
Menami: wow lurk.
Zik | Tensel: (To*
Xisenin: *The fridge is gigantic*
Xisenin: FRIDGE
Xisenin: *runs over to Lurk*
lurk: Lurk:hey i need my nutrients to survive
Xisenin: FKJAHGLHAKLAHL *fnaf style twitching*
lurk: Lurk:and_ AHHH!
lurk: Lurk:NO! STAY BACK! IT"S MINE!
Menami: o-o
lurk: Lurk:THESE ARE ALL MY FAVORITE FLAVORS! *PAK legs come out,runs to the Phage ship docking room*
Menami: Hey Zik.. I think xi turned into bonnie-
lurk: *Lurk drops a few snacks as he runs,screaming and horribly disturbed for life*
Xisenin: give me
Xisenin: MER
Xisenin: CHEESE CAKES
Xisenin: GLKHAGLKAH:AJNAKL
Zik | Tensel: ...*immitates the chatter*
Menami: o o
Xisenin: *Shadow warps in front of him*
Menami: ..ba da dum dum dum owo;
lurk: Lurk:NOOOO
Xisenin: *Telekinetically grabs them*
Xisenin: *and lifts them into the air*
Xisenin: CHEESE IS MINE
lurk: Lurk:*spider legs shoot them,burning their plastic covers*
Xisenin: IT's THINkING CHEEse
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: :l
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *Sigh* Are we going or not?
lurk: *Lurk whacks them,spilling some of the cakes out*
Xisenin: *The cheesecakes start oozing on their own*
DlareDlare: (Is Menaminabout to sing Bites the Dust? XD
Menami: (nope :'D
lurk: *The cakes fly into Lurk's mouth* Lurk:GAUGHGHG ACHK *gags,choking*
Xisenin: NOO
DlareDlare: Menami about*
Xisenin: AHH
Menami: (she was imitating foxy singing
DlareDlare: (Oh.
lurk: *Lurk grabs the snacks and crawls into the phage ship,waiting for the others while choking horribly*
Xisenin: That was the cryogenic storage room!
Xisenin: Not the fridge!
DlareDlare: *Gets in*
Eren Mayoeger: Martio: *Gets in the ship*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario**
Menami: *grabbing zik and tencel and walking in*...
lurk: Lurk:what...Why is your cryogenic storage room MADE TO LOOK LIKE A GIANT FRIDGE?!
Xisenin: Because
lurk: Lurk:*coughs up the cheesecake,it transforms into a small blob*
Xisenin: :I
lurk: Blob:BBLAUGHH
Xisenin: Those were thinking cheesecakes
lurk: Lurk:*hisses*
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Ew ew ew ewwww..
lurk: Blob:*puppy whimper*
Xisenin: *Walks into the Phage control room*
lurk: Lurk:*attacks the cheescake,and attempts to eat it*
Xisenin: *assuming they're taking his ship*
Menami: erh..
DlareDlare: *Vomits*
Menami: (bby are you still here
Xisenin: People
Xisenin: Get in mah ship
lurk: *Horrible roaring noises in the back of the ship*
Menami: (misty??
lurk: *Cheesecake splatters on the window*
Xisenin: Uhg
lurk: (They're already in
Xisenin: (Oh, they walked into it already?)
Xisenin: (Ok)
Menami: (misty isn't responding ono
Xisenin: (uh oh)
DlareDlare: (Oh, my.
Xisenin: All right. Fasten your seatbelts. Hold on to your bippy-boppies! HERE WE GOOO
Xisenin: *The Phage flies off*
lurk: ( why did i imagine you saying that in ricardio's voice vax
Xisenin: *now we wait for misty*
lurk: ( yes
DlareDlare: (Because I wanted you to.
lurk: ( *DUN*
lurk: ( gasp
Menami: (she isn't on Skype either
Menami: (I hope she didn't fall asleep
Xisenin: (can she do that?)
Menami: (yeah
lurk: ( well..ya know what they say..when in rome..you..uh..gotta do..what...uh...monkey see..monkey..do..you gotta..see..the..umm..grass..greener on the other field..
Menami: (she can fall asleep with her phone in her hand in bed
Xisenin: (oh)
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Xisenin: (that's not healthy)
lurk: ( oh screw it if shes really going to sleep so am i h-
Xisenin: (she needs to fix her circadian rhythm)
Menami: (bby!
lurk: ( D'OH-
Xisenin: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Xisenin: *The ship is zooming but there is no turbulence, so his scream dies off*
Menami: (♡♡♡ where'd you go sweetie?
Xisenin: Oh.
lurk: ( i didnt get sleep for almost a week once
lurk: ( how am i still alive-
lurk: (
Xisenin: I imagined this would be more fun.
Xisenin: Oh well. It'll get us there.
lurk: Lurk:*covered in cheescake*
lurk: Lurk:*smack smack* *chew*
Xisenin: *A COUPLE MINUTES LATER*
Menami: (mistu? 8c
lurk: ( wait we need a location for vax
Xisenin: (Where is Vax again?)
DlareDlare: *Vomits*
Xisenin: (Yeah what lurks aid)
lurk: ( and the misty left-
Menami: (can you answer me .n. misty
lurk: ( i think
lurk: ( maybe glitched visitor list
DlareDlare: (Vax is in his lab.
Menami: (she's probably having phone or Internet problems just wait
Eren Mayoeger: (yeah, I think she left
Eren Mayoeger: (or crashed
Xisenin: (what planet)
DlareDlare: (Fort.
lurk: (...wh
lurk: ( planet fort
DlareDlare: Vort*
Invaderjib: (uh what planet is that even
Invaderjib: (oh
DlareDlare: (Autocorrect.
Xisenin: (uhh k. it's not human occupied so no need to be sneaky)
Menami: (the jib has spoken
lurk: ( neighbor of planet warville and rpplotia-
Menami: (for the first time in hours
lurk: ( holy
Invaderjib: (it has been hours?)
lurk: ( alert barack obama
Xisenin: (GET THE RED PHONE @_@)]
Invaderjib: (Geez I must have really zoned out)
lurk: ( but the question is
lurk: ( zoned out
lurk: ( into what
Menami: (Jib it's been like 2 hours or more
lurk: ( *dramatic zoom in*
Invaderjib: (oh
Eren Mayoeger: (articles
DlareDlare: (Would you like to take the blue pill or the bred pill?
Menami: (misty skyped me she's having phone problems
DlareDlare: Red*
lurk: ( jib:oh yeah i'd sure like to bang her for a while
Xisenin: (BREAD PILL)
lurk: ( jib:*looking at hammer magizene weekly*
Xisenin: (YES I WANT A BREAD PILL)
lurk: ( jib: dose handle curves doe
Menami: (I want the touhou pill
Zik | Tensel joined the chat
Zik | Tensel joined the chat
Eren Mayoeger: (i want the cave story pill
lurk: ( i want
lurk: ( fionna pill
lurk: ( pls
Invaderjib: (ew
Invaderjib: (that sounds awful
Xisenin: FINALLY
lurk: (
Zik | Tensel: (My phone began restarting itself... and wouldn't wifi
Menami: (Jib we know you want the banhammer pill
Xisenin: *They arrive at Vort, over Vax's lab*
DlareDlare: (DID NO ONE GET THE REFERENCE
lurk: ( my phone only lasts 5 seconds in the fnaf 2 demo without crashing
Menami: (misty wants the abi pill owo
lurk: ( *presses camera button*
Eren Mayoeger: (yeah, I got the reference
lurk: ( *crash*
Menami: (ikr same lurk
Zik | Tensel: (Guys be quiet I can read
Menami left the chat
Zik | Tensel: (I cant review mode
Menami joined the chat
lurk: ( oh
lurk: ( s
lurk: (o
lurk: (r
lurk: (r
lurk: (y
Menami: (I have to use my tablet to play fnaf .. and someone give her a summary someone
lurk: ( *troll.png*
Zik | Tensel: (GUTS D<
Zik | Tensel: (GUGS
Xisenin: ( They're going to see Vax using Xisenin's jellyfish ship)
Zik | Tensel: (Hrlpno
lurk: ( globs
Zik | Tensel: ( g u y s
lurk: ( wot
Menami: (Cam ughs you mean, misty
Zik | Tensel: (I want to read the posts
Menami: (there's nothing much to reas.. literally just what lir said
( Xisenin: *The fridge is gigantic* Xisenin: FRIDGE Xisenin: *runs over to Lurk* lurk: Lurk:hey i need my nutrients to survive Xisenin: FKJAHGLHAKLAHL *fnaf style twitching* lurk: Lurk:and_ AHHH! lurk: Lurk:NO! STAY BACK! IT"S MINE! Menami: o-o lurk: Lurk:THESE ARE ALL MY FAVORITE FLAVORS! *PAK legs come out,runs to the Phage ship docking room* Menami: Hey Zik.. I think xi turned into bonnie- lurk: *Lurk drops a few snacks as he runs,screaming and horribly disturbed for life* Xisenin: give me Xisenin: MER Xisenin: CHEESE CAKES Xisenin: GLKHAGLKAH:AJNAKL Zik | Tensel: ...*immitates the chatter* Menami: o o Xisenin: *Shadow warps in front of him* Menami: ..ba da dum dum dum owo; lurk: Lurk:NOOOO Xisenin: *Telekinetically grabs them* Xisenin: *and lifts them into the air* Xisenin: CHEESE IS MINE lurk: Lurk:*spider legs shoot them,burning their plastic covers* Xisenin: IT's THINkING CHEEse Eren Mayoeger: Mario: :l Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *Sigh* Are we going or not? lurk: *Lurk whacks them,spilling some of the cakes out* Xisenin: *The cheesecakes start oozing on their own* DlareDlare: (Is Menaminabout to sing Bites the Dust? XD Menami: (nope :'D lurk: *The cakes fly into Lurk's mouth* Lurk:GAUGHGHG ACHK *gags,choking* Xisenin: NOO DlareDlare: Menami about* Xisenin: AHH Menami: (she was imitating foxy singing DlareDlare: (Oh. lurk: *Lurk grabs the snacks and crawls into the phage ship,waiting for the others while choking horribly* Xisenin: That was the cryogenic storage room! Xisenin: Not the fridge! DlareDlare: *Gets in* Eren Mayoeger: Martio: *Gets in the ship* Eren Mayoeger: Mario** Menami: *grabbing zik and tencel and walking in*... lurk: Lurk:what...Why is your cryogenic storage room MADE TO LOOK LIKE A GIANT FRIDGE?! Xisenin: Because lurk: Lurk:*coughs up the cheesecake,it transforms into a small blob* Xisenin: :I lurk: Blob:BBLAUGHH Xisenin: Those were thinking cheesecakes lurk: Lurk:*hisses* Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Ew ew ew ewwww.. lurk: Blob:*puppy whimper* Xisenin: *Walks into the Phage control room* lurk: Lurk:*attacks the cheescake,and attempts to eat it* Xisenin: *assuming they're taking his ship* Menami: erh.. DlareDlare: *Vomits* Menami: (bby are you still here Xisenin: People Xisenin: Get in mah ship lurk: *Horrible roaring noises in the back of the ship* Menami: (misty?? lurk: *Cheesecake splatters on the window* Xisenin: Uhg lurk: (They're already in Xisenin: (Oh, they walked into it already?) Xisenin: (Ok) Menami: (misty isn't responding ono Xisenin: (uh oh) DlareDlare: (Oh, my. Xisenin: All right. Fasten your seatbelts. Hold on to your bippy-boppies! HERE WE GOOO Xisenin: *The Phage flies off* lurk: ( why did i imagine you saying that in ricardio's voice vax Xisenin: *now we wait for misty* lurk: ( yes DlareDlare: (Because I wanted you to. lurk: ( *DUN* lurk: ( gasp Menami: (she isn't on Skype either Menami: (I hope she didn't fall asleep Xisenin: (can she do that?) Menami: (yeah lurk: ( well..ya know what they say..when in rome..you..uh..gotta do..what...uh...monkey see..monkey..do..you gotta..see..the..umm..grass..greener on the other field.. Menami: (she can fall asleep with her phone in her hand in bed Xisenin: (oh) Zik | Tensel joined the chat Xisenin: (that's not healthy) lurk: ( oh screw it if shes really going to sleep so am i h- Xisenin: (she needs to fix her circadian rhythm) Menami: (bby! lurk: ( D'OH- Xisenin: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Xisenin: *The ship is zooming but there is no turbulence, so his scream dies off* Menami: (♡♡♡ where'd you go sweetie? Xisenin: Oh. lurk: ( i didnt get sleep for almost a week once lurk: ( how am i still alive- lurk: ( why* Xisenin: I imagined this would be more fun. Xisenin: Oh well. It'll get us there. lurk: Lurk:*covered in cheescake* lurk: Lurk:*smack smack* *chew* Xisenin: *A COUPLE MINUTES LATER* Menami: (mistu? 8c lurk: ( wait we need a location for vax Xisenin: (Where is Vax again?) DlareDlare: *Vomits* Xisenin: (Yeah what lurks aid) lurk: ( and the misty left- Menami: (c
" lurk: Lurk:Hmmm lurk: Lurk:I think I may have a plan/. lurk: Lurk:We should go get Tensel to see Vax and see if he can help us figure out stuff about the future.. Xisenin: googhers lurk: Lurk:He is a time traveler,ya know. lurk: Lurk:...Maybe Vax could get him back to his time DlareDlare: Yes, yes. We know. Menami: Oh yeah! Menami: Vax probably hasn't been as far into the future as Tensel. lurk: Lurk:But he can still time travel... Xisenin: kkk lurk: Lurk:We should try at least Xisenin: yeah whatever gfhgcfhg zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Xisenin: TURNIPS lurk: Lurk:So uh...I guess we'll ride in Xi's ship Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Vax? I don't think I've ever met him, unless I have really bad memory. Menami: He's a cool guy. lurk: Lurk:Your memory is pretty horrible then. Menami: Mentored me a bit at one time. uwu Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Oh, okay. lurk: Lurk:WAIT! lurk: Lurk:Before we go.. Eren Mayoeger: Mario: Huh? lurk: Lurk:*opens fridge* "
lurk: yw-
Menami: (role play sign "wall of text"
Invader Jib joined the chat
Xisenin: All right.
lurk: ( so basically lurk said lets go see doctr vax so he can see whats wrong with tensel's time travel stuff
Xisenin: Uh
Xisenin: Hang on
Zik | Tensel: (*STABS* reading
Xisenin: It's been a while since I've had to get out of here without shadow warping
lurk: ( and get him back to the future
so his mother and him won't be in an arguement
Xisenin: (ok swry)
Zik | Tensel: (R E A D I NG
lurk: ( oh
Zik | Tensel: (Okay continue.
lurk: ( b r b
Menami: (*silently screams at math homework*
lurk: ( *wa wa wa waaaahh*
Zik | Tensel: (Btw no its not unhealthy its me passing out with the phone in my hand or next to me ovo
Xisenin: (ok)
lurk: ( *demonic cries at giant bookback full of work*
Xisenin: (you done yet)
lurk: ( brb cookies ok hi
Zik | Tensel: (..*proceeds to draw nice stuff on sketchpad* go on.
(is it the nice that I like
Zik | Tensel: (Yes ovo
Menami: (... ewe
Xisenin: All right.
Zik | Tensel: (State a pairing, Aboo
Xisenin: See the rows of airlock thingies in the walls?
Zik | Tensel: (eve
Xisenin: Climb into those
Menami: (Hmm :O
Eren Mayoeger: Mario: *fell asleep during the ride*
Menami: (...cd-msz---
Xisenin: *Several tentacles lift off the ground and their claws open, revealing a tube opening thing*
Zik | Tensel: (ok
Xisenin: The ship is going to throw you guys up
Xisenin: So to speak
Menami: (brb p a u s e *floies away*
Menami joined the chat
Xisenin: (hergh k)
Xisenin: (gherh)
Menami: (back
Menami: Throw us where?? .. Do we get to skydive?! >w <
Zik | Tensel joined the chat
Xisenin: Uh, no
Xisenin: You're like about 30 feet off the ground
Xisenin: or something
Menami: Aw..
Xisenin: Just climb in the schutes!
Menami: I wanted to skydive holding hands with zik-
Zik | Tensel: ..Cheesy.
Menami: owo Alright.
Menami: Well it'd be fun!
Menami: (brb one more sec-
Zik | Tensel: (stap
Xisenin: (staph)
DlareDlaree: (Gap.
DlareDlaree: (Gap.
lurk: ( back
Menami: (back
Xisenin: (lurk, when did you go afk-)
Xisenin: uuuuuuugh
Xisenin: Are you all in a schute?
Menami: *climbing in one*.. I am.
Zik | Tensel: A whut.
DlareDlaree: Yup.
Xisenin: Someone move Tensel into one!
lurk: Lurk:...? What are we doin?
Zik | Tensel: ..*confused, looks around*
Zik | Tensel: Tensel: ? ...
Menami: (whiny is watching me intensely from a chair in front of me--
Xisenin: (a dog?)
Zik | Tensel: (Shes trying to be Chief
lurk: ( WHO IS THIS WHINY?@
Xisenin: (or a cat?)
lurk: ( WHINNY DA POOH?
Menami: (my fattest cat XD
Xisenin: (ok)
lurk: ( " give me sum honey sugga lumps"
lurk: ( whinny:*creepy stare*
Xisenin: ugh
lurk: ( whinny:*licks lips* bueno
Xisenin: I need robotic arms everywhere on this thing
Menami: (I should put chief glasses on her lol
Xisenin: *He levitates Lurk and Tensel into separate chutes*
lurk: ( if you got that meme reference you get a cookie
Zik | Tensel: ..*just hops into one* Kay...
Zik | Tensel: (I didn't owo
Xisenin: All right
Eren Mayoeger: (brb
lurk: Lurk:*hugging a bag of chips*
lurk: Lurk:reddie
lurk: ( BRB SHOWER
lurk: ( and bed
Xisenin: *They kind of simultaneously get sucked out of the ship and fly out of a separate tentacle, falling onto the ground*
Xisenin: (k)
Eren Mayoeger: (back
Menami: (well this'll take a while-
DlareDlare: (I might have to go so on.
DlareDlare: soon*
Menami: (aww
Zik | Tensel: (done hte drawling
Xisenin: (this was fun)
Xisenin: (i is sleepy)
Xisenin: (zzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Xisenin: (so bye, dont tell lurk- GHSUGOH)
DlareDlare: (Awww, bye.
Zik | Tensel: (Bye
DlareDlare: (What year is it?
Zik | Tensel: (uh.. 24
Menami: (I guess lurks gonna have to record
Menami: (you know what's funnier than 24-
Menami: (25-
DlareDlare: (42
Zik | Tensel: (Heeeeee
Eren Mayoeger: (I guess we could start that Split Emotion Rp when he gets back.
Menami: (yeah we'll pause this
Zik | Tensel: (Emo Zik: ... I hate my life. / Menami: so is this the clone or the real zik
Menami: (LOL
DlareDlare: (I don't think I can do another RP.
Menami: (I'm listening to mystic maple.. and the piano part at the beginning is so zik-
DlareDlare: (I'm dried out for now.
Zik | Tensel: (*drinking accidentally over sugared koolaid* sLEeP?
Menami: (did we ever even tell anybody here that zik plays the piano really good XD
Zik | Tensel: (Zik like omf
DlareDlare: (So does Vax.
Menami: (really? cool
Zik | Tensel: (He does Night of Nights with one hand:'D
Menami: (Vax and zik touhou piano duo-
Zik | Tensel: (Zik Vax duo yasss
Zik | Tensel: (''''
Zik | Tensel: (Abi no zark off me head
Zik | Tensel: (dont record that
Menami: (ewe
Eren Mayoeger: (knowing lurk he'll accidentally put that in the recording
Zik | Tensel: (Imma chill and listen to Touhou piano for a bit c:
Menami: (so what if zik remixed themes and he composed the ctc themes
Menami: (twist plot
Zik | Tensel: (Zik is danmaq
Zik | Tensel: (Brb~
DlareDlare: (Vax mostly plays old-fashioned piano songs.
DlareDlare: (Sometimes he writes his own.
DlareDlare left the chat 12 minutes ago
Menami: (knowing zik he'd go crazy with g free and the tlc themes.. mankind salvation plan :'D
DlareDlare: (LOL
DlareDlare: (Well, I've gotta go now. Bye.
Zik | Tensel: (*sits on aboo*
Menami: (wonder who's left here
Zik | Tensel: (makws out with fliew away
Menami: (o h
Eren Mayoeger: (o
Menami: (aboo.. yeah I'm the monkey from Aladdin
Menami: (right
Zik | Tensel: (Listened to Necrofantasia... so mesmerizing<3
Zik | Tensel: (Memort doesn't go that far ;0;
Zik | Tensel: (*memory
Zik | Tensel: (Abuu is same as Aboo owo I'm just gonna nickname you Boo
Zik | Tensel: (Abooboo<3
Zik | Tensel: (Abs and Mayo-san.
Zik | Tensel: (Help the phone saved Mayo-san in its dictionary
Zik | Tensel: (I can't


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This apartment consists of a living area opening onto a terrace of 17.65 sqm, an American kitchen, 1 bedroom, 1 shower room and separate toilets.
Reversible air conditioning and electric shutters are included.
Each apartment is sold with a private parking space, secured by an automatic gate.
Delivery during 2018 (3rd quarter).
Reduced notary fees.
3-room ground level apartments between 360 000 euro and 830 000 euro.
This property is part of a development. Find out more about this building project.
The luxury real estate market at the Côte d'Azur is one of the most attractive in the Mediterranean area.
Whilst 'idyllic lifestyle and escape from city life' remains the primary reason people wish to purchase property in the French Riviera, due to the global economic situation.
Clients are also looking to buy secondary homes in the South of France, as it is a stable investment and intelligent retirement plan.
Les Issambres are attached to the city of Roquebrune sur Argens in the Var, and located between Saint Tropez and Cannes, close to Sainte Maxime. This seaside familial resort enjoys not only nice beaches but also wild coves through the coastline path on 8 kms.
This material is based upon information, which we consider reliable, but because third parties have supplied it, we cannot represent that it is accurate or complete, and it should not be relied upon as such. This offering is subject to errors, omissions, and change of price or withdrawal without notice. Taxes, notary and register fees must be paid by purchaser, the commission by the seller as stipulated by French regulations.