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Bud Light..............$4.95
Bud Select.............$4.95
Coors Light............$4.95
Michelob Amber Bock.....$5.25
Michelob Ultra.........$5.25
Miller Lite............$4.95
Corona Extra...........$6.25
Corona Light...........$6.25
Heineken Light.........$7.00
Newcastle Brown Ale....$7.00
Samuel Adams .............$7.00
Shock Top.....................$6.00
Sierra Nevada................$7.00
Jai Lai............................$8.00
Chandon Brut, Bottle....................$52.00
Chandon Brut, Split.....................$18.00
Dom Perignon............................$314.00
Ask for Availability.
Moet and Chandon Imperial Brut, Bottle.....$97.00
Jameson Irish Whiskey and Light Creme De Menthe
Keoke Coffee...........$7.00
Coffee Liqueur, Brandy and Dark Creme De Cacao
Nutty Irishman.........$7.00
Hazelnut Liqueur and Irish Cream
Irish Cream and Coffee Liqueur
Swiss Coffee...........$7.00
Amaretto, Coffee Liqueur and Dark Creme De Cacao
Toasted Almond.........$7.00
Amaretto and Coffee Liqueur
Swiss Coffee..........................$7.00
Amaretto, Coffee Liqueur and dark Creme de Cocao
Seagram's Wild Berries.$4.95
Smirnoff Ice...........$5.50
Margaritas, Daiquiris, Coladas......$8.00
Banana, Peach, Lime, Strawberry, Punch, Raspberry, Mango, Coconut, Watermelon $5 Virgin
Grown Up Cherry Coke...$7.00
Bacardi Torched Cherry and Cola.
Tampa Tea..............$7.00
Jeramiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade
Chocolate Martini......$8.95
Smirnoff Vodka, Dark Creme De Cacao, Irish Cream, Garnished with Chocolate Sauce
Dutch Apple Martini....$8.95
Absolut Citron Vodka, Sour Apple Schnapps, Splash of Sour
Jolly Rancher Martini..$8.00
Citrus Vodka, Sour Apple Schnapps, Watermelon Schnapps, Splash of Sour
Lemon Drop Martini.....$8.95
Citrus Vodka, Triple Sec, Splash of Sour, Served with a Sugar Rim
Vampire Martini........$8.95
Smirnoff Rasberry Twist Vodka, Chambord, Splash of Cranberry
Watermelon Martini.....$8.95
Smirnoff Watermelon Twist Vodka, Watermelon Schnapps, Splash of Sour
Jolly Rancher Martini.....$8.95
Citrus Vodka, Sour Apple, Watermelon Schnapps and a splash of sour
Bottled Water..........$3.00
Unsweetened Iced Tea...$2.50
Hot Tea................$2.50
Improv Souvenir Glass..$8.00
Free Soft Drink Refills All Night.
Redbull Energy Drink...$6.00
Add Redbull $2.50
Soft Drinks............$2.50
Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root Beer, Ginger Ale, Pink Lemonade, Unsweetened Iced Tea, Mr Pibb, Root Beer
Virgin Frozen Drinks...$5.00
Banana, Peach, Lime, Strawberry, Punch, Raspberry, Mango, Coconut,
Watermelon, Pina Colada
Water (without any other purchase) $0.75
Banana Peel............$8.95
Banana Liqueur, Creme De Cacao, Cream.
Includes Improv souvenir glass.
Improv Long Island.....$8.95
Gin, Rum, Vodka, Triple Sec, Sour Mix, Splash Coke.
Includes Improv souvenir glass.
Loosened Tie...........$8.95
Apricot Brandy, Banana Liqueur, Coconut Rum, Orange Juice, Grenadine.
Includes Improv souvenir glass.
Rubber Chicken.........$8.95
Rum, Blue Curacao, Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, Sour Mix.
Includes Improv souvenir glass.
Tap Shoes..............$8.95
Vodka, Melon Liquer, Orange Juice.
Includes Improv souvenir glass.
Banana Berry...........$7.00
Strawberry, Banana and Rum
Banana and Coffee Liqueur
Cupid's Kiss...........$7.00
Strawberry and Vodka
Jamaica Me Crazy.......$7.00
Pineapple, Coconut and Rum
Nutty Monkey...........$7.00
Banana Liqueur and Amaretto
Peaches & Cream........$7.00
Peach and Irish Cream
Rum Runner.............$7.00
Punch, Light and Dark Rum
Beringer Cabernet Sauvignon.................$6.75
Bottle $30.00
Beringer White Zinfandel....................$5.50
Bottle $24.00
BV Coastal Riesling.........................$7.75
Bottle $34.25
BV Coastal Cabernet.......................$7.75
Bottle: $34.25
BV Coastal Pinot Noir.......................$7.75
Bottle: $34.25
Jacob's Creek Chardonnay....................$5.50
Bottle $24.00
Sterling Vinter's Collection Chardonnay......................................$8.50
Bottle $39.00
Sterling Vinter's Collection Merlot.........$8.50
Bottle $39.00
Sterling Vinter's Collection
Pinot Grigio.............$8.50
Bottle $39.00
Sterling Vinter's Collection Pinot Noir....$8.50
Bottle: $34.25
Rose-n-Blum Pink Moscato............$7.75
Bottle: $34.25
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During the past several days we have closely monitored recommendations from the CDC as well as federal, state and local governments. After careful consideration and out of an abundance of caution, beginning Tuesday March 17, 2020, we will be closed until further notice.
All shows scheduled from March 17, 2020 through May 4, 2020 will be cancelled and all charges will be refunded. You do not need to take any action, but please be patient. We will be processing an unprecedented amount of refunds and this will take us some time. Depending on your financial institution it could be up to two weeks before refunds will show up in your account.
We will be continually monitoring developments and recommendations to determine if more (or less) time is needed and will update this website as well as our social media channels. Additionally, we will be working to reschedule shows and fill our calendar with the biggest names and best talent available.
We sincerely appreciate your continued support over the years and know we will all need a good laugh when this is finally over. As always, thank you for supporting one of the last bastions of free speech and our favorite form of entertainment, live stand-up comedy.
Stay safe and look out for one another,
Mitch Kutash


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Evolution Hoax
... Allah, there is no god but Him, the Living, the Self-Sustaining. He is not subject to drowsiness or sleep. Everything in the heavens and Earth belongs to Him. Who can intercede with Him except with His permission? He knows what is before them and what is behind them, but they cannot grasp any of His knowledge, except for what He wills. His Footstool encompasses the heavens and Earth, and their preservation does not tire Him. He is the Most High, the Magnificent. (Surat al-Baqara, 255)
Or (their likeness is) that of a storm-cloud in the sky, full of darkness, thunder and lightning. They put their fingers in their ears against the thunderclaps, fearful of death. Allah encompasses the unbelievers. (Surat al-Baqara, 19)
Do they not know that Allah knows what they keep secret and what they make public?(Surat al-Baqara, 77)
If My servants ask you about Me, I am near. I answer the call of the caller when he calls on Me. (Surat al-Baqara, 186)
Everything in the heavens and everything in the earth belongs to Allah. Whether you divulge what is in yourselves or keep it hidden, Allah will still call you to account for it. He forgives whoever He wills and He punishes whoever He wills… (Surat al-Baqara, 284)
Allah – Him from Whom nothing is hidden, either on earth or in heaven. (Surah Al 'Imran, 5)
… But if you are steadfast and guard against evil, their scheming will not harm you in any way. Allah encompasses what they do. (Surah Al 'Imran, 120)
They try to conceal themselves from people, but they cannot conceal themselves from Allah. He is with them when they spend the night saying things which are not pleasing to Him. Allah encompasses everything they do. (Surat an-Nisa', 108)
What is in the heavens and in the earth belongs to Allah. Allah encompasses all things.(Surat an-Nisa', 126)
What is in the heavens and in the earth belongs to Allah.Allah suffices as a Guardian. (Surat an-Nisa', 132)
… Allah knows what the heart contains. (Surat al-Ma'ida,7)
He is Allah in the heavens and in the earth.He knows what you keep secret and what you make public and He knows what you earn.(Surat al-An'am,3)
The keys of the Unseen are in His possession. No one knows them but Him. He knows everything in the land and sea. No leaf falls without His knowing it. There is no seed in the darkness of the earth, and nothing moist or dry which is not in a Clear Book. (Surat al-An'am, 59)
Eyesight cannot perceive Him but He perceives eyesight. He is the All-Penetrating, the All-Aware. (Surat al-An'am, 103)
Do they not know that Allah knows their secrets and their private talk, and that Allah is the Knower of all unseen things? (Surat at-Tawba, 78)
You do not engage in any matter or recite any of the Qur'an or do any action without Our witnessing you while you are occupied with it. Not even the smallest speck eludes your Lord, either on earth or in heaven. Nor is there anything smaller than that, or larger, which is not in a Clear Book. (Surah Yunus, 61)
… No, indeed! When they wrap their garments round themselves, He knows what they keep secret and what they make public. He knows what their hearts contain. (Surah Hud, 5)
He said, "My people! Do you esteem my clan more than you do Allah? You have made Him into something to cast disdainfully behind your backs! But my Lord encompasses everything that you do!" (Surah Hud, 92)
[He is] the Knower of the Unseen and the Visible,the Most Great, the High-Exalted.(Surat ar-Ra'd, 9)
It makes no difference whether you keep secret what you say or voice it out loud, whether you hide in the night or go out in the day.(Surat ar-Ra'd, 10)
[Abraham said,] "Our Lord! You know what we keep hidden and what we divulge. Nothing is hidden from Allah either on the earth or in heaven." (Surah Ibrahim, 38)
When We said to you, "Surely your Lord encompasses the people with His knowledge." We only appointed the vision We showed you and the Accursed Tree in the Qur'an as a trial and temptation for the people… (Surat al-Isra', 60)

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Everybody knows that death is a revolving door. Especially in the comics, where everybody dies and comes back. But even in other media, death is seldom final. Here are a dozen characters whose creators did everything in their power to kill them once and for all — and they still came back, by popular demand.
Top image: Sherlock at Reichenbach Falls by Tintreas
Note: This list doesn't include things like the death of Buffy in "The Gift," or Spock in Wrath of Khan, or Malcolm Merlyn at the end of Arrow season one. Basically, if the writers always planned to bring the character back, or left a backdoor open for the character to return, it doesn't count for the purposes of this list. (Here's Nicholas Meyer on how he fought to have Spock stay dead, but the studio insisted on giving him a way to come back to life at the end of TWoK.)
Sherlock Holmes
One of the earliest (and most famous) examples of characters being brought back from a permanent death was Sherlock Holmes. Whom the author had killed off despite a fanatical following. As his biographical website explains:
During a trip to Switzerland, he found the spot where his hero was to come to his end. In The Final Problem, published in December 1893, Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty plunged to their deaths at The Reichenbach Falls. As a result, twenty thousand readers cancelled their subscriptions to The Strand Magazine. Now liberated from his medical career and from a fictional character who oppressed him and overshadowed what he considered his finer work, Conan Doyle immersed himself into even more intensive activity.
While Holmes was brought post-mortem in "The Hounds of Baskerville" Doyle was sure to point out this story occurred before the events at Reichenbach Falls. Though he was later brought back to life a year later in 1903, in the story "The Adventure of an Empty House."
Agent Coulson
Coulson is probably the most recent on this list to be killed off. Many people probably think that he was killed with Agents of SHIELD in mind, or that he would have come back in some capacity in another MCU movie. Nope! If the show hadn't been picked up. Coulson would have been dead for good. According to SHIELD show runners:
"After Agent Coulson was killed in Avengers Assemble," Tancharoen explains, "it was the fans who started a campaign that said 'Coulson Lives' and I do think that plays a part in why we have a show now about SHIELD and about Agent Coulson." Whedon laughs: "The fan energy has spawned a TV show."
Carson Beckett
Another character who came back from being dead dead was Carson Beckett on Stargate: Atlantis. Though he came back as a clone, he still played the same role. One of the biggest reasons for the return of Beckett was again, fan support:
Q: Now that the SCB [Save Carson Beckett] Campaign has generated so much press coverage, and on a national scale in the US, will you hold true to your word and bring back Carson Beckett in S4?
A: I'm a man of my word. The SCB Campaign upheld their end of the bargain, so I'm upholding mine. I am pleased to announce that Carson Beckett will be returning to Atlantis for a two-part story in the back half of season four.
James T. Kirk
Captain Kirk got one of the most bullshit death scenes of all time, in Star Trek: Generations. But he's come back to life — at least, there's an alternate universe version walking around, played by Chris Pine, who's highly unlikely to die the same way the Shatner version did. And alternate-timeline versions totally count as a character being back from the dead.
Ellen Ripley
Ellen Ripley, at the end of the third installment of the Alien series, was last seen plunging into a gigantic furnace while an Alien queen burst from her chest, ensuring the death of both. This was originally going to be the end of Ripley, because the next movie was supposed to feature Newt, Ripley's young companion, as the lead. Original script-writer, Joss Whedon walked an interviewer through his first draft saying:
The history of "Alien: Resurrection" is fairly twisted also because I wrote a 30-page treatment for a different movie. They wanted to do a movie with a clone of Newt [the little girl from "Aliens"] as their heroine. Because I'd done some action movies and I'd done "Buffy," they said, "Well, he can write teenage girls and he can write action, so let's give him a shot." The franchise was pretty much dead, and I wrote the treatment and they said, "This is really exciting. We want to get back in this business. But we want Ripley. So throw this out." That one was probably my favorite; I think it was a better-structured story than the one I ultimately wrote.
Ian Malcolm
Ian Malcolm, it could be argued, wasn't necessarily killed at the end of the novel and source material for Jurassic Park. As the end is told through the point of view of Alan Grant (Ahem, Dr. Alan Grant) who could have misheard, it otherwise seemed like Ian Malcolm was pretty definitively dead. In fact, the Michael Chrichton official website acknowledges the death of Malcolm, saying:
"The Lost World was the only sequel Michael had ever written, and he saw it as a challenge. The title was of course a reference to Arthur Conan Doyle, whose 1912 novel told of explorers visiting a remote plateau to confront dinosaurs. Michael borrowed another trick from Conan Doyle's sequels —he brought a character back to life. Conan Doyle resuscitated Sherlock Holmes, even though he fell to his death at the Reichenbach Falls; Michael brought back Ian Malcolm, a favorite of readers and filmgoers."
Which puts the nail in the coffin as far as Malcom's death in the first novel goes. Luckily for him, and Jeff Goldblum (who portrayed Ian Malcom as the lead in the second Jurassic Park movie), the coffin was shoddily built.
Tasha Yar
Tasha Yar died a pretty casual death. It wasn't until the end of that episode that many fans thought, "Hey, they didn't get around to saving Tasha…" only to have her for real death set in. The reason that the death seemed so nonchalant is that the actor portraying Yar wanted off the show, according to Denise Crosby herself:
I was miserable. I couldn't wait to get off that show. I was dying. This was not an overnight decision. I was grateful to have made that many episodes, but I didn't want to spend the next six years going "Aye, aye, captain," and standing there, in the same uniform, in the same position on the bridge. It just scared the hell out of me that this was what I was going to be doing for the next X-amount of years. I think you have to take your chances.
Yet in the same interview she shows some fondness for her experience on the Star Trek: TNG set when her character, from another timeline, makes a return saying,"My favorite episode was when I died and came back. "Yesterday's Enterprise" was just much more realized writing for this character." In this episode, the Enterprise encounters a temporal phenomenon and we meet a Tasha Yar that never died and is doing quite well aboard the Enterprise. It's a kind of "What-if" style episode that resolves with Yar going back through the rift, to a death that she thinks is more worthy than the one her normal timeline Yar got. This unlikely resurrection also spawned other appearances of Denise Crosby, as Sela, the daughter of Yar and a Romulan who had taken the alternate timeline Yar captive and reproduced.
Daniel Jackson
Michael Shanks left the Stargate SG-1 series because he wasn't happy with the direction his character was going. So the producers wrote him off the show by having him ascend to a higher plain of existence, to be with the Ancients, upon his death. Shanks spoke pretty candidly about his feelings, and the real reason for his characters death in an interview:
"To be honest with you it's one of those things where I don't know what I'm going to be doing," says Michael Shanks as he leaves Stargate SG-1, the show that's brought him to prominence. "It's not like I'm in the kind of situation where I can say I'm quitting Stargate SG-1 to go do this, or I'm leaving to kick-start my film career. It's more a case of having embarked on a course of action so that I can explore the possibilities that are out there."
And just a short while later, this interview happened, in which Shanks says:
Without going into too much detail in terms of the business and creative side of it, I'll just say that the reasons that I left are not the reasons why I'm coming back. They're two separate situations, and I'm walking back into a different situation that's much more acceptable than the one which I left.
The bottom line is, I don't think there was any bad blood between myself and the production people, except in theory. And, once we actually sat down in a room and talked over some things, those things were resolved instantaneously. So, the situation I'm coming back to is a bit of a unique circumstance from the one [in which I left], and that's the main point. Nobody bent over backwards; MGM wasn't over a barrel, nor was I coming back with a cap in hand. It was more like the situation changed and they said, 'hey, what do you think about this?' And I said, 'well, that's better.' And it's as simple as that. For me, on a more personal level, I would say the acceptance of the character and the expression of sentiment towards the character was a factor in me deciding to come back.
So Daniel Jackson comes back from being ascended and lives simply because the actor and the production staff had a meeting.
Charlie Francis
Actor Kirk Acevedo was "let go" from the show Fringe simply for budgetary reasons. So, obviously Charlie had to die. He is killed by a shapeshifter, and unceremoniously dumped in a furnace to hide the evidence. The actor was clearly unhappy about this tweeting: "Well boys and girls they done did yer boy wrong! They fired me off Fringe and I've never been fired in my life!!!!"
Luckily for Acevedo, Fringe was built around two realities where each one has a sometimes only slightly different version of each person, where he was able to come back and portray Charlie Francis again.
Arthur Dent
The main character in Douglas Adam's "The Hitchhiker's Guide" series, gets killed off at the end of the fifth book. Even the author, in retrospect, felt that this was the wrong move saying, "People have said, quite rightly, that Mostly Harmless is a very bleak book. And it was a bleak book. I would love to finish Hitchhiker on a slightly more upbeat note, so five seems to be a wrong kind of number; six is a better kind of number." From which one can obviously assume that a 6th book was planned. Unfortunately Adams died before he could write it. But fortunately Eoin Colfer wrote an official sequel, called …And Another Thing that saved Arthur Dent from his ill-advised fate, by having Zaphod Beeblebrox swoop in and save Arthur.
Peri Brown
The Doctor's companion from 1984-86, Peri was supposed to go out with a bang. In an interview with Nicola Bryant, she discussed having a big finish at the end of her run,
"I was very excited about it because I wanted a really dramatic ending. I didn't want one of those weak 'well, bye then' endings. I was in the studio when Janet Fielding [Tegan] was leaving and filming her final episode. So I watched that and thought that was really rather weak. Of course, I hadn't even started but I was hoping that when I got to leave I would have something more exciting. When [producer] John Nathan Turner said to me 'how do you want to go?' I said 'dramatically, with a bang!'
And she was supposed to. While the Doctor was on trial, Peri had the villain Kiv's brain implanted into her head. Effectively killing Peri. Just as she rises from the surgeon's table, her friend and possibly lover, Yrcanos bust through the door. After realizing what has happened he went nuts and killed everyone in the room screaming, "NOOOOOO!"
But then, during the trial in a different episode, it is revealed that Peri actually lived and is happily married to Yrcanos. So much for a dramatic death for her character.


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New York, March 29, 2012--Iranian authorities have imprisoned two additional journalists as part of their three-year-long crackdown on the press, according to news reports. In addition, the BBC reported that its Web services had been targeted by a distributed denial-of-service attack, which the broadcaster believed originated from the Iranian regime.
"Iranian authorities are using all manner of tactics, many of them brutal, to silence critical journalists, but news of the regime's sustained oppression continues to reach the world," said Mohamed Abdel Dayem, CPJ's Middle East and North Africa program coordinator. "It is time for Iran to end this indefinite crackdown and allow independent voices to be heard."
Iranian legal proceedings are marked by secrecy, but word of the two new detentions emerged in recent news reports. Security forces arrested Tahmineh Monzavi, an award-winning freelance photographer, at her workplace in the capital, Tehran, on February 19, and searched her home, reformist news websites said. The journalist has documented sensitive social issues in the country like homelessness and drug addiction. Authorities did not disclose her whereabouts, legal status, or health condition.
Nazanin Khosravani, a political columnist for several now-banned reformist newspapers, was summoned to Tehran's Evin Prison in early March to serve the six-year prison term she was handed in February 2011 on charges of "assembly and collusion against national security" and "propagating against the regime," according to news reports. Khosravani was arrested in November 2010 and spent 132 days in prison with much of her time in solitary confinement, the reports said.
Also this month, the BBC was targeted by a "sophisticated cyber-attack" that caused disruptions in its email and Internet services, the broadcaster reported. The BBC's director general, Mark Thompson, said the Internet attack "coincided with efforts to jam two of the service's satellite feeds into Iran." The regime has targeted the BBC Persian-language service in the past by jamming its satellite signal and arresting and harassing relatives of its staff members in Iran, CPJ research shows.
The health of several Iranian journalists has also deteriorated in prison.
- Mohammad Davari, a journalist who was sentenced in 2010 to five years in prison on antistate charges, developed an acute psychological illness and suffered from chest pains, his brother told the International Campaign for Human Rights in Iran (ICHRI) in March.
- Kayvan Samimi, a journalist jailed since 2009 on antistate charges, was hospitalized in early March with liver complications, Iran's Committee of Human Rights Reporters said.
- In early February, a Revolutionary Court judge refused a furlough request for online journalist Hossein Ronaghi Maleki to seek medical treatment for a kidney disease he developed in prison, reformist news websites said. Maleki was sentenced in 2010 to 15 years in prison on antistate charges.
- The wife of Ehsan Houshmand, a journalist who was arrested in early January and accused of "propagating against the regime," told the ICHRI in March that she had not been allowed to visit her husband in Evin Prison and that he had told her on the phone that he suffered from ear, knee, and leg aches and that his requests to go to the infirmary were ignored.
Iran has maintained a revolving-door policy for imprisoning journalists, freeing some detainees on furloughs even as they make new arrests. When CPJ conducted its annual prison census on December 1, 2011, Iran was holding 42 journalists in custody, the most in the world.
- For more data and analysis on Iran, visit CPJ's Attacks on the Press.


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One police officer fired, one placed on leave in New London
New London - The city fired a police officer Friday for his role in the beating of a man outside of a drug and alcohol detoxification center and placed another officer on administrative leave while allegations that he planted drugs during an arrest are investigated.
Mayor Daryl Justin Finizio said Officer Joshua Bergeson was fired following an administrative hearing Friday afternoon to review his role in the Dec. 14 beating of Reuben Miller outside the Southeastern Council on Alcohol and Drug Dependency facility on Coit Street.
K-9 Officer Roger Newton has been placed on paid administrative leave, Finizio said, as federal, state and local agencies investigate a city man's allegations that Newton planted drugs at the scene during his arrest on drug-dealing charges in October 2010. Lance Goode, 43, says a video shot from a police cruiser shows Newton planting the drugs.
Newton is the "subject of an ongoing criminal investigation in the New London Police Department," Finizio said at a press conference Friday at City Hall.
Goode, who admits he's been arrested "over 30 times" by New London police, said Newton planted a bag of oxycodone pills near a car after Newton and Officer Timothy Henderson followed Goode to a residence on Oct. 20, 2010.
Goode said the officers pulled up to 32 Fuller Ave. after Goode had parked his car and claimed he hadn't used a turn signal.
In a 50-minute cruiser dashboard video that Goode provided to The Day on Thursday, the two officers are seen pulling up behind Goode at the residence without their police lights illuminated, then confronting Goode, who said he had been driving a friend's car.
Goode said he was not able to find a valid insurance card so he went looking for it in the residence while Henderson followed. Newton, in the video, circles the car, waving a flashlight inside Goode's car before returning to his cruiser.
Goode said the officers told him they would tow the vehicle and Goode gave an officer his key. The officers allowed Goode to take his possessions out of the car before they towed it, Goode said.
In the video, Goode opens the trunk and removes several items that he takes into a house, with Henderson following.
Newton, Goode said, can be seen in the video dropping a plastic bag filled with white pills. Newton looks around, Goode said, before kicking the bag behind two trash cans.
A minute or so later, a third cruiser pulls up, at which point Goode is arrested and put into the back of a cruiser.
"I was coming out of the house and one of the officers had a Taser and I said, 'You're going to Taser me for not having an insurance card?'" Goode said. "Newton said, 'No, for narcotics.'" He was not Tasered.
Goode said Thursday the case was nolled, or not prosecuted, and that he and his public defender, Shawn Tiernan, had received a copy of the dashboard video as part of the discovery process. Goode said he first saw the video Dec. 10, and couldn't believe what he saw. He forwarded a copy of the tape to the state's attorney's office and said that Supervisory Investigator Philip Fazzino was looking into it.
"When they saw it, they said that's criminal," Goode said.
Goode said that despite his lengthy arrest record, he'd never before encountered Newton.
"I want his ass fired and locked up," Goode said of Newton. "The initial trust starts with the police. Who else would he do that to, seeing as he has so much power?"
Tiernan refused comment Friday, as did Michael Kennedy, the supervisory assistant state's attorney at the GA10 court on Broad Street.
No report of the arrest exists, a clerk at the police department said Friday.
Finizio said he had not seen the video.
SCADD incident
Bergeson, who joined the department in 2007, has a lengthy record of disciplinary actions, Finizio said.
Bergeson was suspended from the force in 2009 after he allegedly slapped a woman while off duty in April of that year at the Shrine nightclub at Foxwoods Resort Casino. The report from those incidents was among the files Finizio made public Friday afternoon.
Finizio said Bergeson was fired for "repeated absences from work and his involvement in the incident at the SCADD facility."
Police charged Miller, 31, Dec. 14 with interfering with an officer and second-degree breach of peace after responding around 7:30 p.m. to the SCADD detoxification center on Coit Street. Witnesses, including center technician Stanley Jurgielewicz, said police officers who responded when called by SCADD to help take Miller to the hospital repeatedly punched and pepper-sprayed him when they arrived on scene.
Miller had CAT scans and X-rays done after his arrest, his attorney, David Jaffe, said last month, and suffered bruises over a large portion of his body. At least one rib was broken, Jaffe said, and Miller had a concussion, suffers from headaches and has trouble sleeping. Most of the physical injuries involved Miller's ribs, neck and back, Jaffe said.
Finizio said the investigation into the incident, conducted by Capt. William Dittman, is complete but will not yet be released to the public because Miller has filed an intent to sue the city.
Finizio did not disclose Bergeson's precise role in the incident, but he said that no other officers will be disciplined. He also said he has the utmost confidence in the "overwhelming majority" of the city's police officers.
"The New London Police Department is a good department, full of good officers," Finizio said. "And this administration will stand behind the police who want to come to work, do a good job, and help our city and bring honor to their department.
"And through this transition in management, and through these ongoing investigations, we will make sure that we have the best department possible, that we become a model for efficiency and integrity, and that we make the people of New London proud."
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The other day , Vidya and I were driving to her art class while filled the gas on the way, she asked :
V: appa (dad) when I grow up to age to drive the car, what kind of cars will be around? are they Gasoline fueled or like hybrids
Me: These cars would still be around (given that it is about 10yrs away)
V: would most of the cars be Gasoline, hybrid or electric?
Me: with the trend, I would foresee mostly electric cars, tremendously improved with mileage, (and so on and so forth)
V: appa, I would probably prefer the cars run on Air fuel, are there those around? If not, how is this IDEA?
Me: made me think. hmmm… isn't this fantastic idea? but why do you think so? Why air and not electric?
V: Now we stop and at times panic for running out of gas. We saw the electric fueling (charging) station at the city hall or would charge at home, we still need to stop and panic if we run out of battery, like you do when I play games on your phone. So with air, the fuel can be generated on go, and not panic for gas stations.
Me: Fantastic idea.
V: Can you help me build this kind of car So we would be the FIRST Inventors ?
Me: Lets do some read up on this aspect.
By then we arrived at the arts class location and the conversation paused. I was curious and while waiting at her class, started looking up on similar concept. Looks like there are some similar concepts and research in progress, and some hit the streets .
Do you foresee any improvements in that area? Know of any pointers for further research?


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First of two parts
Feeling overwhelmed by all this talk of redistricting?
Well, the topic may sound complex, even boring. But you have a lot at stake.
That's why I've produced: "
Lies, secrets and shenanigans: The top 10 ways redistricting affects your money, your votes and your life in general
Yeah, I know it's a long title. But there's a lot of stuff going on. So let's get started.
Right now, the system's rigged
. Instead of voters choosing their politicians, the politicians choose their voters. The pols predetermine which districts should be Republican and which should be Democratic — and then carve out snake-like districts to suit their fancy, often splitting communities in two. This unites politicians from opposing sides because they have the same self-centered goals of protecting themselves and their buddies.
This is why your "representative" can live 100 miles away.
That's how it works for both U.S. Reps. Corrine Brown and John Mica. The Democrat Brown lives in Jacksonville — yet represents parts of Orlando. And the Republican Mica must drive more than 100 miles from his Winter Park home to get to his congressional office in St. Augustine. Neither wants too many members of the opposing party in their districts. So you end up with two districts that make political sense … and geographic nonsense.
•This system leads to extremism.
When a district is drawn specifically to elect a Democrat or a Republican, there's little reason for moderate candidates to run. The race usually gets decided in the primary. That's good for the party extremists — not so much for the moderate majority.
You and I are trying to fix things.
More than 3 million of us voted to end gerrymandering last year when we supported the Fair Districts amendments to the constitution. More than 60 percent of voters demanded that future districts be drawn based upon compact, geographical sense rather than party affiliation. It was a very good day for democracy.
Corrine Brown and Dean Cannon hope that good day never dawns.
Brown and a Republican Congressman from South Florida — both beneficiaries of gerrymandered districts — sued to try to overturn your Fair Districts vote. Then, in a galling act, House Speaker Dean Cannon decided the state Legislature should join the lawsuit — and spend your money trying to overturn your vote.
This is still America, right?
Think about that last part for a moment: If a Cuban dictator or some other third-world leader spent the public's money trying to overturn its own vote, Americans would be appalled. Here in Florida, though, it passes for business as usual. Cannon's office reported paying lawyers up to $300 an hour to fight your will. And they've set aside as much as $30 million for all the legal issues they expect to come along with the once-a-decade redistricting process.
Many opponents of Fair Districts are big fat liars.
Anyone who claims the entire Fair Districts movement is about hurting Republicans is lying. Good-government groups and the media have been calling for fair districts for decades — way back to the days when Democrats ran the state and played the same dirty tricks. In 1993, this very newspaper called for change after describing the Democrats' own version of gerrymandering as "a spectacle of self-serving politicians protecting their turf…" Just because many of the politicians are hypocritical hacks doesn't mean everyone is.
Your state districts will change, too.
Most of the hubbub involves congressional districts, because they look the loopiest and are the only part of the Fair Districts vote being challenged in court. But the Legislature must redraw state House and Senate districts as well.
•Watch out for timing tricks.
Legislators have planned a listening tour to get comments from residents. That's good. But they have also stretched the timeline out so far that residents won't know what new districts will look like until the deadline for declaring a campaign is close. That's designed to help incumbents and limit challenges. Most states will complete redistricting this year. Cannon's office said Florida definitely won't finish until 2012.
The pictures tell the true story.
I can write words until I'm blue in the face. But nothing tells the story of gerrymandering as well as the maps themselves. So that's what I'll share with you Sunday — the pictures that show everything from a district so narrow that it encompasses only a highway to another district drawn specifically around a certain politician's house.
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Legislature Starts with Governor's Speech
PIERRE, S.D. (AP) - State lawmakers are ready to start South Dakota's annual legislative session. The session opens at noon Tuesday with the election of top officers in the House and Senate.
Gov. Dennis Daugaard then will give his annual state of the state speech, which is expected to start at 1 p.m. CST.
The governor's speech is expected to focus on a plan to make sweeping changes in South Dakota's criminal justice system.
A plan submitted by a panel appointed by the governor, Supreme Court Chief Justice David Gilbertson and legislative leaders would emphasize locking up dangerous offenders while treating those convicted of nonviolent crimes outside prison walls. Officials say the proposal would slow the growth in prison inmates, allowing the state to avoid building two new prisons in the next few years.
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The Avengers In Russia
My interviews with The Avengers from the weekend junket will be airing on etalk all week. Proper reviews are still embargoed but apparently the geeks are more than satisfied with what Joss Whedon has accomplished. Like we're talking mega nerd approval.
Me I have no idea what the nerds want. What I wanted was more than just special effects and explosions. And what happens is that all of that becomes the background and everything else that's great makes the movie. Including the chemistry between RDJ and Mark Ruffalo. Please. You just peed a little, right? Ruffalo was paired with Scarlett Johansson for the junket. This is how she and I bonded: we spent the entire time fawning over him together. She was probably teasing him; me I was totally serious.
Scarlett is so much more attractive in person that she has been in photographs lately. And that "wit" that people keep referring to in describing her, there was a glimpse of that this weekend when she kept talking about "getting famous people colds". As in colds from famous people. Sam Jackson had passed one on to her, and her friend Bradley Cooper...
"I keep getting famous people colds", she repeated.
So my friend Teri asked her, "What's the difference between a famous person cold and a not famous person cold?"
Scarlett: "Oh they're the same, only more self-indulgent and narcissistic."
Does anyone else find it amusing that Scarlett calls famous people "famous people"? How do they really see themselves? Remind me to tell you about the Junket Game next time.
So here they are, without Chris Evans, promoting The Avengers in Russia today as they make their way across Europe to pump up the international box office. This will be a big number. Combined with the domestic projection which could be upwards of $150 million on opening weekend, this is looking like a very, very big number.
PS. Tom Hiddleston dedicated article - coming today, I promise.