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1. | Clat | ||
Noun - derogatory term
Refers to a male who is sexually promiscuous and/or has meaningless sex or other sexual activity with numerous women (or men). May be used of a male who has a history of engaging in sexual activity with numerous partners (possibly simultaneously) May be used of a male who dresses promiscuously (i.e. "like a douchebag") in order to attract sexual partners. Female form: Slut "Did you hear that Mike slept with the whole cheer leading squad? What a clat!"
Chad: Look at Karl over there talking to Kelly. He's such a playa'. Aaron: Playa'?! He's not a playa'; he's a clat! "I just saw a complete clat outside with his collar popped!" |
2. | Clat | ||
A large congregation of clitorises with a place at any given time. Dude do you see that clat there waiting for us
3. | Clat | ||
A fat chicks clit. Usually paired with a fupa. Did you see that fat chick.
Yea, i bet she's got a nasty clat. |
4. | clat | ||
When a crip have beef with someone he yells "CLAT" and then shoot him.
5. | Clat | ||
A large group of hot women. A group of hot women who each have a clitoris. Plural form of clit. Dude, check out the group of clat walking this way!
6. | clat | ||
some money or change similar to schrapnel (english word, london) lets go to town i got bare clat to spend.
i got too much clat lets give some to the hobo |
7. | Clat | ||
a west indian/carribean term used for when someone is gonna beat the fuck out of you Bwoy me a go clat yuh


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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:44 pm
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So sometimes I get bored in the middle of the night and decided to get on Omegle. The results? Well, see for yourself. More coming whenever.
Also, yes, I have an entire ridiculous backstory worked out. Because, well, why the fuck not?
You: Hello.
Stranger: so im an open book ask me anything you wanna know and i shall tell you (even the personal things)
You: Anything, eh?
You: Hmmm....
You: If at first I had seven apples, but then I had five....
You: How do I invest in the stock market?
Stranger: by multyplying the apples in to -1 apples and then dividing by zero
You: Hmmm. I see.
Stranger: indeed
You: So....
Stranger: absolutely anythong
You: I have a bucket with sawnoff shotguns in it here. Tell me how many are in it, and you can have both of them.
Stranger: 2?
You: Damn. I'd give 'em to you, but there's a computer screen in the way.
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hellos
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 487 million Earth years/neuter/far, far away.
Stranger: so then your m 14 usa
You: Nein.
Stranger: so then your a drug addict.
You: Nein.
Stranger: Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein
Stranger: heil hitler
You: Not all Germans re Nazis.
Stranger: I know that.
You: And I'm not even German, so that makes the odds even less likely.
Stranger: I never said that
Stranger: I just like hitler.
Stranger: he has a funny moustache
You: Y'know, I really think Hitler was a nice guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
Stranger: Just tell me if your a male or female.
You: Neither. I have no gender. Can't you read?
Stranger: Nope, but there's something I want to show you and I need to know your gender dammit.
You: I have none, and whaddya want to show me?
Stranger: tell me your damn gender first. It would be weird if your not the right gender.
You: Neuter.
Stranger: Your not going to see it till you tell me.
You: I'm not sure I want to in the first place. You hoomins are a lusty lot.
Stranger: You do.
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: It's very personal
You: Hmmm. Eenie meenie minie moe....
You: Female.
Stranger: is it reallly your gender?
You: No, it's not. My real gender is neuter, but you're too stubborn to believe that.
Stranger: [link to an image of ugly him and his equally ugly and also ghostly pale girlfriend fucking]
Stranger: It's me and my girlfriend.
You: I've seen better.
Stranger: Yeah, I've got a ton. I told her I wanted nudes and she wouldn't give them to me so during sex I took her phone and made her pose. THen I had her email them to me after lol.
You: Well, whatever floats your lusty, hormone-powered, teenage Hoomin boat.
Stranger: It definitely floated my boat.
You: I imagine so.
Stranger: So, are you really a chick?
You: No, I'm really neuter. But for the sake of you not asking stupid questions I've already answered, pretend I am.
Stranger: What were you originally then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Q: Can Mly freak a pedophile out despite being considerably less perverse in reality?
A: Yes.
Stranger: Ask or tell a 25/m pedophile anything! For fun, curiousity, or shock.
Only talking! Find out ages I like,etc.
You: Awesome.
You: Since you've already prompted that question, what ages do you like?
Stranger: In person 9 and up. around 12 is my favorite. Ive looked at younger online before but rarely
You: What a coincidence. That's also my age range.
You: ...Well, was my age range. Before Star Control made me a neuter. But that's a different story.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m27
Stranger: u
You: Are you related to the guy called m26 I met last conversation?
You: Humans have such weird names.
Stranger: no
Stranger: u'r age
Stranger: &gud name
You: 487 million Earth years, give or take.
Stranger: k
Stranger: name
You: My name doesn't follow human phonetics or spelling patterns. How am I supposed to translate it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what up
You: What, no ASL? How surprising.
Stranger: how?
You: Because robots, that's how.
Stranger: I don't care who I talk to
Stranger: I prefer girls but what ever
You: You don't have any problems with neuters, then? 'Cause when I mention my utter lack of a gender, people tend to disconnect.
Stranger: your a male?
You: No. Didn't I just say I have no gender?
Stranger: no gender. how does that work.
You: Good enough. Not much sex, but most neuters where I come from are too busy fighting to worry about it. Me, I'm on vacation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: Why is everyone calling me asl?
Stranger: well that is your name
You: No it isn't.
Stranger: preetty sure it is
Stranger: i mean i would know
You: No you wouldn't, because you've never met me.
You: You wouldn't be able to type or say my name in English even if you did know it.
Stranger: so where are you from then?
You: Billions of lightyears away, on a planet you've never heard of and also couldn't pronounce or type the name of.
Stranger: and your on omegle?
You: Yeah. Aliens get bored too.
Stranger: well
Stranger: are you a girl alien or a guy alien?
You: Neither. I'm a neuter. That's what happens when you join Star Control.
Stranger: unlucky
You: Eh. It gives a certain clarity.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 487 millionish Earth years/neuter/in front of a computer
Stranger: Ahahahaha okaay
You: What's so funny?
Stranger: wat you wrote no ones that dumb
You: There are lots of dumb people.
Stranger: yeah trew nut not me
You: Not that it takes stupidity to believe that.
You: All it takes is a little...what's the word....
You: Imagination?
Stranger: how old r u really ?
You: 487 million and some change.
Stranger: really ?
You: Yep.
Stranger: wow sexy i looove old wrinkly balls ;0
You: Except I don't have balls. I'm neuter. Meaning, I have no gender.
Stranger: well then i dont know bout that !
You: If I did, though, they wouldn't be that bad. I don't age like you hoomins.
Stranger: humans i think you mean
You: Yeah, but hoomins sounds so much cutesier.
Stranger: well...
You: Well what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey.
Stranger: how are
Stranger: you
You: Bored, obviously.
Stranger: lol
You: And you?
Stranger: well basically the same
Stranger: i can't fall asleep
You: Luckily for me, I don't need sleep.
Stranger: why, and where are you from?
Stranger: vampire?
You: Vampire? No, no. Sufficiently advanced alien. As for where I'm from, far, far away.
Stranger: okay E.T
Stranger: that's cool... never thought i'd meet one of you here
You: Well, this was the closest place with intelligent life. Loosely speaking, at least. I'd have to drive for months to hit another vacation spot.
You: And I don't have months. My vacation would be over by then.
Stranger: really why... what kind of work or studies are you in
You: Star Control. Basically, I'm the dumb muscle the royalty puts in place to fuck up other aliens we don't like.
You: As the saying goes, "It's only murder if you're not in uniform."
Stranger: true... that's cool... thats sounds a bit like what we call bouncers here on Earth... they protect us from unwanted pervs...
You: It's more like the Navy. Except replace water with space.
Stranger: i understand what i'm used to... by the way... I'm a stripper at a strip joint located in the rear courtyard of prince William's estate... more like royal stripper
You: That sounds ridiculous, and I'm a hypocrite, but whatever.
Stranger: what not beleivable? i thought so... maybe i'm just an idiot and people who believe me are asses...
You: Maybe it's just my idea of royalty. I imagine human leaders are much more flawed than ours.
You: 'Course, ours aren't perfect. Which is why you get wars and a need for little attack dogs like me.
Stranger: well of course...
Stranger: anyways nice talking
Stranger: i gotta go sleep finally came
You: You were masturbating the whole time? While talking to an alien?
Stranger: i'm not gonna admit to those accusations!!!
Stranger: this is entrapment
You: Well you just said you came. How simultaneously ridiculous and vaguely sexy.
Stranger: really?
You: Yep.
Stranger: your a sick person you know that
You: We're all a little sick.
You: Honestly, though. I'm a neuter, so it's not like I get all that much enjoyment out of you...ahem, enjoying my company.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Everything that has transpired in this thread has done so according to my design.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:55 am
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2585
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
This one's a long one. And I made a friend!
You: Hiya.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Wassup
Stranger: ?
You: Nothing. Just being bored on Omegle.
Stranger: Ahh!
Stranger: Well, me too so I switched upon here.
Stranger: Every time I connect, I'm questioned girl or a boy? lol
Stranger: So tell me anything about you?
You: Hmmm. Where to start....
You: Well, I'm an alien on vacation here on Earth. That one tends to throw 'em off guard.
Stranger: Ohhh!
Stranger: I'm astonished to know that. Pleasure meeting you Mr. Alien?
Stranger: So what's your age though?
You: 487 millionish. I'm a lot more fit than my age would have you believe; I don't age like humans.
Stranger: Alright. I never knew that. So having fun here on Earth?
You: Better than anything else nearby. I didn't have any other options. My vacation would be over by the time I got over to another planet with intelligent life.
Stranger: I see. Well, so you find Omegle really interesting or just for fun?
You: Neither. It's the middle of the night and I can't just fly to the other side of the planet because my battery's about to give out.
Stranger: Ohh!
Stranger: So where do you live actually?
You: A planet you've never heard of.
Stranger: I expected some place on earth. -_-
You: ...Well, actually, I guess I live on my ship. Being way, way, waaay out here in the frontier means I can't just go home. Sadly even our fancy alien ships can only go so fast.
Stranger: Ahh!
Stranger: Too conservative?
Stranger: Well, what's your occupation?
Stranger: Seriously.
Stranger: ?????????//
You: Star Control. It's our fancy word for, "People the royals send out in the middle of nowhere to murder things we don't like/think are ugly/whatever."
Stranger: You lost broski?
You: Lost? Nah.
Stranger: Ohh!
Stranger: I'm 17 and you?
You: Like I said, 487 millionish.
Stranger: Still? hiding woo hoo
You: Hiding? From what?
Stranger: Hiding your real age?
Stranger: "Alien"
Stranger: lol
You: That is my real age.
Stranger: =+=
Stranger: k
Stranger: so
Stranger: Like WWE?
You: WWE? Wrestling? Nah. If I wanted to see slimy things grappling each other I'd go under the sea and watch octupi fight.
Stranger: Ohhh!
Stranger: Which sport then?
You: Not a sports fan.
Stranger: Biking?
You: Nah. I stay fit enough flying around and beating the crap out of things that are too disgusting to describe.
Stranger: Like hacking?
You: I'm not the nerdy type. They sent a fresh-from-basic engineer out with me when I first deployed, but I dropped him off in Australia.
Stranger: ok
You: Of course, "fresh-from-basic" by our standards would probably mean "Can damn near hack reality itself" by human norms. Billions of years of technological advancement is fun.
You: The funnest thing about my job is being able to ramble on and on to incredulous indigenous species, I swear. The people upstairs don't even care; so long as locals don't see alien magic, only crazies even believe me.
You: Hell, you don't believe me, do you?
Stranger: No!
You: See what I mean?
Stranger: yeah
You: So....
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I'm bored
You: Seeing as we're both running out of things to say, bye, I guess?
Stranger: Umm!
Stranger: Got any contact?
You: What, like e-mail or something?
Stranger: yeah
You: Yes and no.
Stranger: Well, this is my first time on Omegle
Stranger: So we could be friends?
You: You could e-mail me at (My e-mail here) before my vacation's over, but after that, I'll be a million miles away in space, and there's not enough technological phlebotinum on the entire planet to reach me out there.
Stranger: You there on facebook?
You: I'm not a fan of facebook.
Stranger: Me neither but still?
You: If I'm not a fan of facebook, why would I have an account there?
Stranger: No social networking?
You: If I want social networking I can put on a disguise and go out in public. Holograms are wondrous things.
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: First smart one I ever met on Omegle
Stranger: Actually please to meet you.
You: I use WLM, if that's any help.
Stranger: WLM?
You: Windows Live Messenger. Or MSN (Microsoft Network[?]) messenger. An IM client.
Stranger: Ohk
You: It's like Omegle, but not anywhere near as anonymous.
Stranger: Email?
Stranger: on it?
You: [My e-mail here]
Stranger: alright.
You: So, bye?
Stranger: [His e-mail here]
Stranger: add me on IM
Stranger: We'll have chat sometime
Stranger: there
Stranger: You from which country?
Stranger: I'm from India
You: I'm staying in America. I'm from...a country whose name I couldn't translate to English in any way if I tried.
Stranger: Still?
Stranger: Name of the country?
Stranger: Where in America though?
Stranger: I visit there every 6 months
You: Texas.
You: In Dallas's hinterland.
Stranger: Ohh!
Stranger: That's cool
Stranger: What's your age?
Stranger: I'm 17
You: 487 million and some change. Do we really have to go over this again?
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: ALright
Stranger: So you are not basically American?
Stranger: right?
You: I'm as American as a creature from outer space who's been in America for a couple months can be, I suppose.
Stranger: Alright, are you a student?
Stranger: ??
You: Why study here on Earth? I'm older than any living thing on the entire planet, there's no interesting undiscovered technology I can steal, or anything.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: You awesome dude.
Stranger: Your hobbies?
You: Well, when I'm on vacation I try to study local arts, especially martial arts. When I'm called into a campaign I mostly just hang out with the other soldiers and do whatever I can for fun. It's boring at the ground camps most of the time.
Stranger: You a part of defence?
You: Defense? It'd take a really stupid, really brave, or really strong empire to break through billions of lightyears of carefully partolled hinterland and take on the strongest military power I know of.
You: No, I'm not defense. I'm either a scout or one of the attack dogs on the front lines.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: k
Stranger: Hey
You: Yes?
Stranger: could you tell me the price of hat cap of NY?
Stranger: there?
You: Price of hat cap of NY? I'm pretty sure there was just a communication breakdown somewhere along the line.
Stranger: No
Stranger: Baseball cap of NY?
Stranger: New York Yankees?
Stranger: heard of them?
You: Yeah.
You: What about 'em?
Stranger: They got their baseball caps?
Stranger: right?
You: Depends on who "they" are.
Stranger: NY caps?
Stranger: know what price they could be?
You: No idea. I don't buy that sort of stuff.
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: I wished I could buy one but it's no where available in India
Stranger: :/
Stranger: Well, could you ship me one if I would pay you?
Stranger: I could pay you online, online banking?
You: I could, but why would I want to?
Stranger: :/
Stranger: May be you could be good
Stranger: I would pay some more?
You: Seeing as I can synthesize any currency in use on the entire planet from dirt with a piece of alien technomagic no larger than your thumb, I don't see a reason to go out of my way and do that.
You: Call me lazy, but eh.
Stranger: :/
Stranger: eh
Stranger: I wished I had one
Stranger: You are a grown up ain't you?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: I'm a teenager
Stranger: so you know...
Stranger: So?
Stranger: Need to go to sleep ya?
Stranger: I guess?
You: Who, me or you? I don't sleep, but feel free to rest.
Stranger: ??
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: It's midnight there in US?
You: Well past midnight.
Stranger: So no sleep hmm?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Why so?
You: Because technomagic. I'd ask the engineer if I cared.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so just on Omegle on this World-wide-web?
Stranger: You Chinese or something as such?
You: Nope. Alien. Because of the extreme differences in the way we form words where I'm from, I couldn't translate my race's name to English if I tried. Different letters, different sounds, different everything.
Stranger: Ohh dude
Stranger: Alright. I gotta go study.
You: Be seeing you.
Stranger: Will catch you later sometime on IM
Stranger: Bye
Stranger: Cya
Stranger: Take care
You: That's far too many ways to say goodbye.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:47 am
Forgotten Horror
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2585
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
Another long'un.
You: Hiya.
You: ...Hello?
Stranger: I'm a guy. That's what you were probably going to ask, so I'll save you the time. If that bothers you, disconnect. If you're not a moron, you're welcome to stay and converse.
You: M'kay.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: ...
You: Aliens!
Stranger: So, what are you up to, this morning?
You: Nothing much.
Stranger: Well, that can't be good.
You: No, some aliens are nice. I'm a nice alien.
Stranger: All aliens say that.
Stranger: Right before the anal probes and/or lasers are brought out.
You: Those are the white coats. I'm a uniform. I only do horrible things if provoked.
Stranger: Or ordered.
Stranger: Or bored.
Stranger: Or hungry.
You: No, not if bored or hungry. Just if provoked, or ordered. But usually I'm a scout. There's not much to fight out here.
Stranger: Or horny... x_x
You: They made me a neuter. I haven't been horny in millions of years.
Stranger: Well, that's both a shame, yet comforting.
You: Even if I were horny, I'd just have sex with something.
You: ...Which may be horrible, depending upon what that something is.
Stranger: Exactly. Alien gang-rape.
You: Gang-rape?
Stranger: Last thing I need is 20 alien boners.
You: Scoutships have two crew members: the soldier, and the engineer. That's one tenth of 20, and I doubt 10 of 'em are likely to find themselves that close together, especially way out here.
Stranger: Ok, 2 alien boners are still too many.
Stranger: 1 might be acceptable, depending upon the aesthetics of the alien.
You: What about 2 moist alien vaginas?
Stranger: From what I've read, they have teeth.
You: Seeing as vaginal teeth would serve absolutely no evolutionary purpose and probably actually be a hindrance, I doubt it.
Stranger: That's where you're wrong.
You: As for aesthetics, some of 'em are weird, some of 'em are outright nasty. Me, I'm a 7-foot-something anthropomorphic dog. Or close enough, at least.
You: So....
Stranger: The females are the dominant gender, and aggressively seek out copulation, which is painful to the males.
Stranger: The teeth were evolved to keep the male genitalia inside until ejaculation, thus preventing the male from running away before fertilization.
You: So female-on-male rape.
You: Classy.
Stranger: Everyone's favorite.
You: I don't like the sound of that particular case that much, though. Maybe it has something to do with teeth.
Stranger: Probably.
Stranger: I prefer human vaginas, but what do *I* know.
You: I've seen one case of that, and this is over millions of years and thousands of inhabited planets.
You: It's just not that useful.
You: Therefore, it doesn't evolve that often.
Stranger: Good, I suppose.
Stranger: Safe for another generation.
Stranger: I really wasn't in the mood to evolve an armored wang.
You: The trend with sapient species is the good ol' "When a male and a female really love each other..." story. I read something about the professional nerds saying something about it having to do with the way it tends to lead to balanced upbringing, which means more logically thinking animals, which means someone'll eventually figure out "HEY LOOK THIS FIRE STUFF MAKES IT WARM THIS IS GREAT OH GOD."
Stranger: Worked out okay, oddly enough.
Stranger: On the other hand, it also lead to the Jersey Shore.
Stranger: So ya win some, ya lose some.
You: Oh, and just so you know, rubber forehead-type aliens really are the most common type of intelligent life. Most anything at least smart enough to carry on a conversation with you will be either humanesque or sort of like an octopus, with the octopus-like-ness being considerably less common.
Stranger: Damn Octopoids...
You: Don't worry, they're nothing like Cthulhu. Usually.
Stranger: That's what Cthulu said.
You: I've seen some pretty damn big things with wings and tentacles, granted, but still. Not very common.
Stranger: Usually they're drawn by Japanese porno artists.
You: Well, that's usually the case here, but in the final frontier you'll run into a genuine article occasionally. Nothing bigger than, say, 9 meters, though. After that the square cube law starts to fuck its life up.
Stranger: The fetishists can't wait to get out there, I'm sure.
You: I imagine so.
Stranger: Good. We're getting crowded down here.
You: You'll figure something out. The good thing about life is that it's damn hard to kill.
Stranger: On an overall scale, sure. On a singular scale, pretty damn easy.
Stranger: Messy, but easy.
You: With concussive weapons, yeah. But my technomagic arsenal just vaporizes stuff. Nice and neat.
You: ...Well, some of it vaporizes stuff. Some of it's messier. Like the pull gun. It completely rips shit apart with magnetic magic. Try stopping that with a shield.
Stranger: But where's the fun in that?
You: Well, it takes all kinds.
Stranger: I suppose...
You: Railguns are rather messy. They make stuff explode.
You: Not a bloody explosion, either. The friction makes a fiery ball of death.
Stranger: I prefer less mess and burning. Makes looting easier.
You: Looting? Eh. Inferior technology and currency I can just synthesize if I really need to, mostly. If I get lucky I might find something to remind me of the time I spent in the area.
Stranger: Trophies. Make war worth while.
You: I'm not really a warrior, per se. My job usually entails "Go here and see what's going on," or "Give this a nudge in the direction we want it to go." If anything's stupid enough to piss the royalty off, I might be called into a campaign, and then there's usually some fighting done. Most of the time I just go from place to place, doing weird stuff."
Stranger: My job is to sit here and look important.
You: Basically. The massive military and navy looks nice, but really, it'd take some real good luck for some ragtag bunch of creatures to be smart enough to build a spaceship, yet still dumb enough to challenge a hegemony.
Stranger: Sounds like we TOTALLY fit the bill.
Stranger: Just need a few more generations to figure out the spaceflight thing.
You: Even if you got advanced enough to fly billions upon billions of lightyears away into the actual states to piss us off, we'd fire warning shots first. Shoot a big beam of light past a highly inhabited planet or something. I don't think something as smart as a human would try shit after that. And trust me, I've seen some dumb shit.
Stranger: We'll out-dumb the BEST OF EM!
You: I honestly doubt it.
You: We're nice enough when it comes to keeping crap out of our protection zone. We don't just murder anything with technology more advanced than a toaster. We politely ship 'em out of the protection zone when they start expanding willy nilly.
Stranger: Well, we DO love humpin' and expandin'
You: Then you're gonna find a lovely home a few quadrillion miles that-a-way in a few ages.
Stranger: Not mah problem! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!
You: I don't see why it would be anyone's problem. The royalty's paranoia is quelled and you don't get bothered by our scouts for ages upon ages, until it's decided that the protection radius is getting too thin.
You: Well, I'm off.
Stranger: *salute*
Stranger: Good day, alien eunuch-rapist.
You: Goodnight. And good luck.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:36 am
Post Apocalypse
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1003
Location: Andaman Island
I always end up talking to either some bored and horny teenage American girl, or some European or Chinese student with fair English skills.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:04 am
Caffiene Junkie
Joined: 15 Sep 2010
Posts: 434
Location: Fighting the Klingons near Uranus.
FXMastermind wrote:
I always end up talking to either some bored and horny teenage American girl, or some European or Chinese student with fair English skills.
Sounds accurate, though that's just me guessing as I don't go near chat rooms. In any case, if this is true, Mly is good at confounding.
I'm Sisi's entertainment.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:20 pm
Forgotten Horror
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2585
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
@FX: I skipped over the countless horny boys and girls trying to get off via text on the internet for everyone's sanity.
@PC: Of course I'm good at confounding. That's what being chaotic neutral is for.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:03 pm
Forgotten Horror
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2585
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
This one's a little different. Didn't get to finish it up due to time constraints, but oh well.
You: Hiya.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f ?
You: f
Stranger: age /
You: 12
Stranger: cool
Stranger: from ?
You: Dallas
Stranger: wht's ur name Baby ?
You: Emily.
Stranger: nice name
You: Thanks.
Stranger: have you facebook account ?
You: No
Stranger: why dnt uahve ?
You: It's boring. If I wanna talk to people I just meet up with them.
Stranger: okey
Stranger: have you boyfrnd ?
You: No....
Stranger: ever kissed ?
You: A few times, yeah.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: it's lovely n ?
You: Yeah
Stranger: sex before /
You: No....
Stranger: wana someday ?
You: Yeah, definitely.
Stranger: which type of fucking do u like ?
You: Iunno. Haven't tried any of it before.
Stranger: watched some porn movie ?
You: Once....
Stranger: with whoom ?
You: I know it sounds weird, but my big brother.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: watched together . . . .
You: Yeah.
Stranger: does he hav girlfrnd ?
You: Iunno
Stranger: ?
You: Never asked him.
Stranger: okey
Stranger: will u like cock sucking ?
You: Iunno. Depends how they taste I guess.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i likes jard kissing
Stranger: hard
You: Hard kissing?
Stranger: yup
You: What's that?
Stranger: menas ?
You: Yeah, what's it mean?
Stranger: it means grab the girl n kiss her tightly
You: That sounds fun.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: what's sillt things u have done before ?
You: Silly things? Iunno....
Stranger: wht happeneed ?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: i hard problem with my key borad tht's y mispeelling
You: You're hard? Heheh, it's nice to know talking to me makes you feel like that....
Stranger: yup
Stranger: would u like to kiss me ?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: on my lips ... hardly ?
You: CHRIS HANSEN MODE: ACTIVATED.
You: Why don't you have a seat right there?
Stranger: where ?
You: Right there. Just have a seat.
Stranger: where yr ?
You: Just have a seat.
Stranger: okey
You: Damn it, foiled by the deadline! Supertroll, away!
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:22 pm
Forgotten Horror
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2585
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
What is this I don't even.
You: Hiya.
Stranger: PERRY!?
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You: Hiya.
Stranger: biteme
Stranger: please
Stranger: mia culpa
Stranger: por favor
Stranger: amerika stupit
You: Cool story bro.
Stranger: u mad bro?
You: I like the part where you called a worldwide hegemony who earned its place by great governing and political freedoms "stupit."
You: Me? Mad? No, never. Amused, really.
You: Y'know, I'm a lot like you. I'm a troll too.
You: But try harder, mang.
You: Questions? Comments? Ridiculousness?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I call this one... "A look into the mind of a hyper-intelligent 12-year-old harlot." Not the best title, but eh. It's not often you get someone with a good chain on 'is heart...or cock, or whatever. Naturally, I seized the opportunity and molested his mind instead of his fuckstick.
You: Hiya.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: dude?
You: No.
Stranger: im the dude
Stranger: how old aire you
You: 12
Stranger: what do you wanna talk about
You: Who said anything about talking?
Stranger: what else are you here for?
You: You tell me first. And how old are you, by the way?
Stranger: why are there so many minors so fucking into sexchat.. is that normal?!
You: I blame society. Me, I'm just horny and I don't care who's right.
Stranger: interesting attitude
Stranger: so, im sorry im not doing someone that young.. i cant even take back the bad word i just said^^
Stranger: since when do you masturbate btw
You: Iunno. A while now.
Stranger: did you have sex?
You: No....
Stranger: isnt that weird to hear such strange things here before having sex?
You: Maybe I'm into weird things. Iunno.
Stranger: k
Stranger: lemme ask one last thing: why youldnt you lie about your age making you older than.. sry thats to weird.. but i dont think you have problems finding so
You: Honesty is the best policy. I have a few morals. A few.
Stranger: youre somewhat interesting, but youre way to young
You: Age is relative.
Stranger: is it legal?
Stranger: would be legal when i say im 10
You: Legal? No. Enforced? Unless someone involved is actually over the AOC, no as well. Fun? Of course.
Stranger: aoc?
You: Age of consent.
Stranger: youre pretty well informes
Stranger: d
You: Boredom does that to you.
Stranger: oh.. my mum went home
Stranger: sry
Stranger: bye
You: Bye.
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Stranger: mmmbananas?
You: Indeed.
You: I agree most wholeheartedly with your idea.
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Not sure if trolling or just pitifully neurotic. Hilarious regardless.
You: Hiya.
You: You must be thinking long and hard.
Stranger: Hey, some mean boys at school today squeezed my boobs really hard and it hurt a lot- kiss them better?
You: Actual tears. Well done fellow troll.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: Fuck you
You: No, no. I'm complimenting you. Job well done.
Stranger: On what?
You: On the introduction. I haven't seen a trollish introduction so hilarious in a good while.
Stranger: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE YOU IDIOT! They locked me in the janitors closet NAKED!
You: That's terribly sexy.
Stranger: How? I was in so much fucking pain you doosh bag
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:53 am
Forgotten Horror
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2585
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
This is the level of idiocy that would honestly make me pray for the person's continued survival if I were a theist.
You: Hiya.
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: sunny
You: Well, it's the middle of the night here.
Stranger: m/f
You: Neuter.
Stranger: Neuter mean
You: I have no gender.
Stranger: u r name
You: Impossible to translate to English.
Stranger: why
You: Because my mouth doesn't work like human ones.
Stranger: y
Stranger: chat me
You: I am chatting with you.
Stranger: first u r m/f
You: Neither. I'm neuter. Or, in other words, genderless.
Stranger: i don't no neuter
You: I don't see how you could if you wanted to.
Stranger: u r m/f
You: Neuter.
You: Do you not know what "I have no gender" means?
Stranger: Neuter i don't yeah
Stranger: ur name
Stranger: from
You: Like I said, my name is impossible to translate. And I'm from outer space.
Stranger: which country
You: My home country also has no English name.
Stranger: tel me yeah
Stranger: any language
You: It doesn't have a name in any human language, because it's completely impossible for a human mouth to make those sounds.
Stranger: u don't tel me
Stranger: ok byeeeee
You: No, I can't tell you. There's a difference.
You: It is impossible to relay the syllables that make up the name of my home country through any human medium.
Stranger: ok byeeeeee
You: If you didn't hold some sort of morbid curiosity you would've already left.
Stranger: ok byeeeeeeeeee
You: Saying "ok by(excessive number of E's here)" doesn't automatically make the disconnect button work.
Stranger: ok byeeeeeeee
You: Are you a person or a skipping record?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no
Stranger: u r name
You: How many times to I have to tell you that it's impossible for me to say it in any way you can understand for you to get it?
Stranger: ur m/f
You: Neuter. Meaning I have no gender. At all. I lack any form of genitals.
Stranger: really ok byeeeeeeeeee
You: You're too entertaining and I'm too stubborn for me to disconnect. You're going to have to be the one who hits the button.
Stranger: hi
You: Do you honestly think you're talking to someone new now?
Stranger: ur student
You: No.
Stranger: tel me
You: Tell you what? What do you want to know?
Stranger: now chat u
You: I am chatting with you. Is the meaning of the word "chat" foreign to you?
Stranger: chatting
You: Yeah, do you know what that means?
Stranger: wanna talk to u
You: You are talking to me.
Stranger: y
Stranger: tel me u r mail id
You: You'd have to be more interesting and less stupid-acting for me to do that.
Stranger: no
Stranger: really u r tel mailid
You: I don't want to.
Stranger: i tel u hane mailId
You: Why should I/
You: *?
Stranger: u have mail id
Stranger: yes or no
You: Yes.
Stranger: telme
You: No. Saying "tel me" over and over again isn't going to make me tell you, it's just going to bore us both.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: You can leave any time you want to.
You: Just hit the button that says "Disconnect" twice.
Stranger: ok byeee
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:10 am
Forgotten Horror
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2585
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
I felt like teaching someone a lesson, but I guess some people are just too stupid to figure anything out.
You: Hiya
Stranger: asl
You: 12/f/Dallas, u?
Stranger: 16 m wisconsin
Stranger: name?
You: Emily
Stranger: james
Stranger: isnt todays night cold?
You: sorta
Stranger: wat r u plans for tonight?
You: have fun on omegle
Stranger: cool, im here for d same reason
Stranger: hav u ever indulged in hot chat?
You: yea
Stranger: u like dat?
You: ya
Stranger: i too like it, shall we do one now?
You: sure
Stranger: wat r u wearin?
You: white tshirt, black skirt, pink panties, u?
Stranger: black shorts, boxers
Stranger: u know im really hard
You: CHRIS HANSEN MODE: ACTIVATED.
You: Why don't you have a seat right there?
Stranger: wat?
You: Just have a seat.
Stranger: okey
Stranger: im sittin
You: ...You have no idea who Chris Hansen is, do you?
Stranger: nope
You: Dateline? To catch a predator?
Stranger: nope nope
You: He's a famous anti-pedophile guy who has his own show where they lure pedos into traps.
Stranger: owh
Stranger: now do u need to talk abt him?
You: You're terrible at connecting two and two together, aren't you?
Stranger: im terrible at only 1 thing
You: And what's that?
Stranger: im hard and want to wank
Stranger: got it?
You: I know.
Stranger: shall we do hot chat?
You: Well, you're a dumbass. The implication was that I'm not really a 12-year-old girl like I said I was. I'm just trolling you, fool.
Stranger: i m 16 yr boy
Stranger: and really hard
You: And that's legal in lots of places. So if you get sexy with a 12-year-old, there could be jail involved. You got lucky this time. I'm just a bored guy trolling people.
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You: Hiya.
Stranger: i r god
Stranger: talk to me my son
You: You're god? That's odd.
Stranger: how come?
You: Did you create me?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: Then what am I? Do you know?
Stranger: You are a person
Stranger: created by my hands
Stranger: and dick.
You: Define "person."
Stranger: A boy.
You: And where do I live?'
Stranger: On the earth that i made
Stranger: Do you question my powers my son ?
You: Yes, because you got both of the questions I asked wrong.
Stranger: Explain my son?
You: I don't live on Earth. I'm just on vacation here. I technically live billions of lightyears away, and realistically, because that's too far to travel when I'm off duty, on my little scout ship.
Stranger: then get the fuck off
Stranger: this is my planet
You: Smite me if you're so powerful.
Stranger: go get your own place >=[
You: I'm on vacation. I don't wanna hurt your precious humans.
Stranger: just probe some of the femanons with your disco stick then?
You: Not my job.
You: The scientists do that.
Stranger: and what are you then
You: Military. Star Control. If someone annoys the royalty, they send us to blow shit up.
You: But the humans are fine.
Stranger: fine if you are such a powerfull alien. bring these shit stains of people world peace for then i will believe you my boy.
You: Not my job, like I said. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. I don't have a magical "make everyone happy and at peace" machine. They might have one back home, but I don't have one.
Stranger: build one
Stranger: you useless alien being
Stranger: did my brother Fod create you?
Stranger: or zeus?
Stranger: zeus is one nasty motherfucker
You: I'm not an engineer. I'm just the guy who pulls the trigger on the fancy "blow shit up" gun.
Stranger: constanty waving his gay ass lighting dick
Stranger: damnit i hate that guy
Stranger: fine i want a huge ass explosion on asia
Stranger: GO
You: There already was one. Fukushima.
You: Not that I caused it, but still. I think I should give 'em a break.
Stranger: dont care do it again
Stranger: fine
Stranger: holland is your target
Stranger: gogogo
You: Nah. I like my job, and I'm not supposed to just blow crap up without a good reason.
Stranger: you are not a very good alien sir.
You: You're not very good at hiding your stereotypical view of aliens.
You: Many beings aren't very good at many things.
Stranger: blow up holland
Stranger: do it now
Stranger: or
Stranger: be gone demon
You: I'm not a demon. I'm an alien.
Stranger: you are a demon alien
You: Nah.
You: Why do I suspect this conversation will find itself posted on 4chan?
Stranger: It wont
Stranger: god islazy
You: Well, if any magical invisible human god even exists, I imagine so.
Stranger: I am almighty , you will never find me. All the weird people say that i live on clouds
Stranger: they are lieing.
You: I certainly hope so, because I haven't seen you in the clouds.
Stranger: Because i am almighty.
Stranger: Far more superior then you
Stranger: demon alien scumbag!
You: You're almighty, huh?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: Well, I've got a job to worry about. You're the top dog, so blow up Mars, eh? Nobody's using it.
Stranger: Thought that was your job?
Stranger: Ah well go blow it up i live on pluto
You: No, no. My job is to kill stuff the royalty tells me to. I don't have a beef with Mars.
Stranger: But then i got to raise my hand. Im not doing that , to much effort.
Stranger: Even god can ragequit
Stranger: kbai
You: You're god. You have to use hand motions to cast your magical spells? Why not just do it with a single thought? Hell, you don't even have to be god to do that any more; they're training supersoldiers with thought-activated weapons back where I'm from, I hear.
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I have my profile set to private also, here is the link: myspace.com/boo3boys
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The general assembly of the squat of Evaggelismos On Tuesday 22-07-08, the squat of Evaggelismos received a visit by a coterie of officials, constituted by the dean (and businessman) of the university of crete, the vicechancellor, the local prosecuting attorney and some high-ranking cop, along with undercover cops and pressmen. Aim of this visit was, in their own words, to "warn us" for the oncoming evacuation of the building and "give us a two-week deadline" in order to abandon the squat. During the next day, this was carried on the local papers; they were praising the squat's intended evacuation and its future exploitation, carrying out their familiar tendency on misinformation and mudslinging; with sensationalism and without mentioning what will be accomodated in this space in the case of an eviction. We know that their main concern is the building's evacuation (during the favorable to them coincidence of a repealed university asylum and the summertime), instead of its future use. In any case, only some naive would lap up that such a "filet" in the city centre would not be used by the university or the local municipal authorities (in case of a building tradeoff between them) for speculative aims. |
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Sometimes we can use factoring trinomials by grouping terms with common factors. Being able to recognize terms that share a common factor and grouping them is a skill that will be used often throughout upper-level math. While factoring trinomials by grouping can work, it's important to keep in mind how to factor trinomials using the usual methods.
One type of factoring you guys will be practicing is factoring by grouping. Factoring by grouping is used mostly when you have polynomials that have four terms and we'll see examples in a second. The four terms often means your highest exponent number is 3 or it's a third degree polynomial, I'll show you an example once we get there. Also useful factoring by grouping is useful for polynomials with 4 terms. What you want to look for is the greatest common factor binomial, usually what we're used to finding is that the greatest common factor is a monomial, we're looking for a binomial and here's an example to show you that.
This is a problem that's like halfway done, so sometimes your homework problems start out like this they start like in the middle of what we would call "factoring by grouping problems." If you look at this term, it's already broken into its factors and this term is also broken into its factors. This represents two different products and if you look at each of these products you'll notice what they have in common. They both have that y+2 term so what I can do to write the factored version of these two things, I would write y+2 times y squared plus 8. That's the factored form of this original sum of two products. It's tricky because it's all kinds of vocabulary so I want to say that one more time, this represents the factored form of this sum, sum meaning addition of two different products.
Okay, the trick is that often times your homework problems aren't going to look like this, they're not going to be a sum of two different products. What they're going to be giving you is this 4 term polynomial, so I'm going to like backup in this problem, this step, your homework isn't going to give you this. What your homework is going to give you is this thing multiplied out into 4 different terms it looks like this; y to the third plus 2y squared plus 8y plus 16, you'll notice what I did was just distributing, so when you come to your homework you're going to be starting here it's going to give you that 4 term polynomial where the degree is 3 the highest exponent is 3.
Here's what you guys are going to do when you get to your homework problems, first thing you're going to do is make sure this is in standard form, standard form meaning the exponents are decreasing, and in my case, this problem they are.
Next thing I want to do is cut this polynomial in half and then I'm going to be factoring each side all by itself. Like the first thing I did before I showed you this video was I factored y to the third plus 2y squared and that's how I got this piece, the common monomial there was y squared, that was the result. Then I factored this half, I looked for what multiplies to 8 and also into 16 and that was this 8 common factor, there is my resulting binomial when I like undistribute.
That's how I got from step 1 to step 2 to step 3, this is how you guys are going to be doing your homework. I know this is a little tricky because I like started in the middle and then went backwards. I promise it'll make more sense once you get going on your homework problems just remember to look for your polynomial in standard form cut it in half and then factor each half on it's own, once that's done, look for the common binomial and then write your answer as the final product.


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Jean-Baptiste Lully @ RISM
Jean-Baptiste Lully was born Giovanni Battista Lulli on 28 November 1632 in Florence but spent most of his life in the service of King Louis XIV. He became a French citizen in 1661. Lully began his career at the French court as a dancer until his compositional breakthrough in 1657 with the Ballet de l'amour malade. His fruitful collaboration with Molière began in 1664. For the court and large court festivals at Versailles, Molière and Lully created comédie-ballets, which became more and more musically sophisticated, until 1671. Lully had at times 54 instrumentalists and 16 singers at his disposal. Later, he bought the royal opera privilege from the Académie royale de musique and Lully's most successful years followed. Each year until 1686 saw the performance of a new tragédie en musique. Lully's tragic end is well known: He injured himself during a performance of his Te Deum by hitting his foot with his directing staff, dying in Paris from the subsequent infection. March 22 is the 325th anniversary of his death.
The forms that Lully gave ballet, opera and secular music were left untouched after his death. Even a text that Lully had already set to music was not used again for the stage. It was only about 100 years after his death that traditions were broken by a new generation of composers.
Hardy any of Lully's works composed between 1657 and 1687 are preserved in autograph copies. The state of the source materials is one of the most complicated in all of music history. For the early operas, ballets, and comédies ballets, almost no performance materials and copies from the composer's lifetime have been preserved. It was not until the operas were published (Isis 1677, Bellérophon 1679) that the state of the sources became clearer. All of the works that were performed in the Académie, with the only exception of Alceste, were published in score form, some posthumously. Most of them also appeared as partition réduite beginning in 1708. RISM series A/I lists 145 prints with compositions by Lully. There are nearly 2,400 entries in the RISM online catalog. Most of the French sources are not included there. These can be found in part on www.gallica.bnf.fr.
This very extensive and informative French website offers a good overview of Lully as a person and his works: http://sitelully.free.fr/
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New York Yankees general manager Brian Cashman told the New York Daily News on Monday that he broke an ankle skydiving.
Cashman went skydiving with the Golden Knights of the US Army at Homestead Air Force Base in Florida. After one parachute jump, Cashman went again. However, he broke the ankle as he landed from his second jump.
"I heard a pop in my ankle," Cashman said.
Cashman said he is not sure if it will require surgery.
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