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Information to make you healthier.
You can subscribe to the Healthwatch podcast at---> http://tinyurl.com/drnaimon
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Dr. Daphne Miller and The Jungle Effect
Host Dr. David Naimon (DrNaimon.com) invites guest Dr. Daphne Miller (DrDaphne.com) in to discuss her latest offering The Jungle Effect (Harper Collins). Find out what the healthiest diets from cultures around the world can do to help YOU live a happier, healthier life right here in our modern (but decadent) Western world.
- Title: Healthwatch 20080602
- Producer: David Naimon
- Length: 27:02 minutes (24.75 MB)
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Gary Null and The Food Mood Connection: Nutritional and Environmental Approaches to Mental and Physical Health.
Host Dr. David Naimon (DrNaimon.com) talks with Gary Null (GaryNull.com), author of many books, including The Food Mood Connection (Seven Stories Press), Nutritional and Environmental Approaches to Mental Health and Physical Well-being.
- Title: HealthWatch 20080526
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- Length: 26:00 minutes (23.81 MB)
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Taras Grescoe - Bottomfeeder: How to Eat Ethicallty in a World of Vanishing Seafood
Dr. David Naimon (DrNaimon.com) speaks with Taras Grescoe (TerasGrescoe.com), author of Bottomfeeder: How to Eat Ethically in a World of Vanishing Seafood.
- Title: HealthWatch 20080512
- Producer: David Naimon
- Length: 22:29 minutes (20.59 MB)
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Nourishing Hope: Nutrition Intervention for Autism Spectrum Disorders
Dr. David Naimon (DrNaimon.com) speaks with Julie Matthews (HealthfulLiving.org), author of Nourishing Hope: Nutrition Intervention for Autism Spectrum Disorders. (NourishingHope.com) They look at how diet can help autism and provide a holistic guide to implementation.
- Title: HealthWatch 20080505
- Producer: David Naimon
- Length: 29:04 minutes (26.62 MB)
- Format: MP3 Stereo 44kHz 128Kbps (CBR)
The 30 Day Diabetes Miracle
Dr. David Naimon (DrNaimon.com) interviews Dr. Stuart Searle about diabetes. He is the co-author of The 30-day Diabetes Miracle, (DiabetesMiracle.org) a complete program to stop diabetes, restore health and build natural vitality.
- Title: Healthwatch 20080428
- Producer: David Naimon
- Length: 29:03 minutes (26.61 MB)
- Format: MP3 Stereo 44kHz 128Kbps (CBR)
Our Daily Meds - Melody Petersen
Dr. David Naimon (DrNaimon.com) interviews Melody Petersen, (New York Times) the author of Our Daily Meds: How the Pharmaceutical Companies Transformed Themselves into Slick Marketing Machines and Hooked the Nation on Prescription Drugs.
- Title: HealthWatch 20080414
- Album: KBOO Monday Morning RadioZine
- Genre: KBOO News and Public Affairs
- Producer: David Naimon
- Length: 26:52 minutes (24.6 MB)
- Format: MP3 Stereo 44kHz 128Kbps (CBR)
Body Signs: From Warning Signs to False Alarms - Joan Liebman-Smith
Dr. David Naimon hosts. His guest is is veteran medical journalist Joan Liebmann-Smith, the author of Body Signs: From Warnings Signs to False Alarms. How to Be Your Own Diagnostic Detective. (Random House)
- Title: Healthwatch 20080407
- Album: KBOO Monday RadioZine
- Genre: KBOO News and Public Affairs
- Producer: David Naimon
- Length: 27:54 minutes (25.54 MB)
- Format: MP3 Stereo 44kHz 128Kbps (CBR)
In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto
Host Dr. David Naimon talks with journalist Michael Pollan, author of The Omnivore's Dilemma and In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto. Pollan's advice to "Eat food, not much, and mostly plants" is not quite as easy as it sounds, since most of what you find at today's grocer's is not really food, but edible food-like substances. Find out how to tell the difference between real food and the modern industrial products mislabeled as food, and why you should make the distinction.
- Title: Healthwatch 20080331
- Album: KBOO Monday Morning RadioZine
- Genre: KBOO News and Public Affairs
- Producer: David Naimon
- Length: 40:58 minutes (37.52 MB)
- Format: MP3 Stereo 22kHz 128Kbps (CBR)
Dr. Don McCanne advocates for a single-payer health care system.
Dr. Don McCanne, former president and current Senior Policy Fellow of Physicians for a National Health Plan, talks with host Martha Odom on the crisis in affordable health care and how to fix it. Dr. McCanne will speak in Portland on Mar. 17, 7 pm, at Good Samaritan Hospital, 1015 NW 22nd Av., and on Mar. 18, 7 pm at the Jobs with Justice Healthcare Campaign forum, PAT Hall, 345 NE 8th Av.
- Title: Dr. Don McCanne advocates for a single-payer health care system.
- Producer: Martha Odom
- Length: 26:32 minutes (24.3 MB)
- Format: MP3 Mono 44kHz 128Kbps (CBR)
Will Healthcare ever be affordable?
Martha Odom Hosts. Today, her guest is Dr. Don McCanne, former president and current Senior Policy Fellow at Physicians for a National Health Program (www.pnhp.org). They'll discuss the crisis in affordable health care and how to fix it.
Dr. McCanne will speak in Portland on Mar. 17, at 7:00 pm, at the Good Samaritan Hospital, 1015 NW 22nd Av.,
and again on Mar. 18, at 7:00 pm at the Jobs with Justice Healthcare Campaign Forum, PAT Hall, 345 NE 8th Av.
- Title: Healthwatch 20080310
- Album: KBOO Monday Morning RadioZine
- Genre: KBOO News and Public Affairs
- Producer: Martha Odom
- Length: 27:07 minutes (24.83 MB)
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May 3rd Thursday 4pm GMO FREE Oregon Labeling Campaign Kick-off!
May 3rd Thursday 4pm GMO FREE Oregon Labeling Campaign Kick-off! With film screening of "The Future of Food" and important speakers from the campaign! Plus special surprise guest visit!
Oregon Ballot Initiative Campaign to Require Labeling of Genetically Engineered Foods Kicks Off
Portland, Oregon, May 2, 2012 – Grassroots group GMO Free Oregon has launched it's campaign to put an initiative on the ballot this November that would require food containing genetically engineered ingredients to be clearly labeled as such. The group will need to collect the signatures of 100,000 registered Oregon voters to get the initiative placed on the ballot this November.
At a launch event this Thursday, May 3rd, GMO Free Oregon supporters will discuss the issues of consumer food choice, the economic hazards of GM crops to farmers, and the human and environmental health risks of GM plants and animals. The discussions will begin the tasks of education, building awareness, and growing momentum leading into June when the official signature gathering will be able to begin.
At the consumer level, requiring foods that contain genetically modified ingredients to be labeled is viewed by the group as a necessary step to keeping the consumer informed about what they eat and affording them the opportunity to make decisions on their own if they want to avoid GMOs in their food.
Currently Oregon consumers have no consistent means, other than buying certified organic, to know whether the food they buy contains genetically modified ingredients or not. Genetically modified foods were first introduced to the US food supply in 1996 with no labeling requirements to differentiate them. It's now estimated that nearly 80% of processed foods in the United States contain genetically modified ingredients.
Genetically modified foods have come under increasing scientific scrutiny. Chemicals used in farming the modified food crops have been associated with the collapse in the world bee population. Recent medical reports have been published pointing to health concerns associated with GM food and farming practices used in growing GM crops. In one study, the herbicide Round-up, which genetically modified food crops are commonly engineered to withstand, was found in very high concentrations in the urine of every person included in the test. Glyphosate (Round-up) is being linked to liver and kidney damage, infertility, and birth defects. The Insecticide Bt, which some crops like corn and cotton are engineered to produce within the plant itself, was initially claimed to be destroyed by the human digestive system, but studies have found Bt, not only in the blood stream, but that it also passes through the placental wall to fetuses.
The need for labeling is recognized around the world as 15 nations in the European Union, Japan, Australia, Brazil, Russia and China, all have laws requiring labeling of genetically engineered foods. Yet in the United States, where polls overwhelming show American's want labeling, the FDA has not acted.
Oregonians are not alone in the movement to bring GMO labeling to the United States. The ballot initiative mirrors efforts underway in California where signature gathering has just wrapped up, submitting some 800,000+ signatures to place a labeling initiative on their ballot this coming November. Additionally, legislatures in 14 states have considered bills mandating labeling for genetically modified foods, including Oregon and Washington.
GMO Free Oregon's launch event will be a chance for the public to learn about the initiative, hear from members of the organization, learn about further GMO related efforts taking place in the state, and partake in a screening of Deborah Koons Garcia's groundbreaking film "The Future of Food". Featured speakers scheduled to talk at the event include farmer Chris Hardy from GMO Free Jackson County , farmer Clint Lindsey from GMO Free Benton County, Mary Nichols from Positive Food Inc, Miguel Robles From Biosafety Alliance, the labeling initiative's chief petitioner Scott Bates, and a special guest appearance from an internationally renowned activist at the forefront of the food sovereignty and non-GMO movements. The launch event will take place Thursday May 3rd, 4pm, at the The First Unitarian Church in Portland Oregon, 1211 SW Main Street.
About GMO Free Oregon:
GMO Free Oregon is a group of volunteers across the state working to pass legislation that addresses the growing concerns related to genetically modified organisms (GMOs). The statewide labeling initiative is geared to address consumer concerns and helping to ensure the right to know what is in the food they purchase. At the agriculture and environment levels, efforts are being made to pass local ordinances in areas where the farming community is concerned about the impact GMO crops have on their livelihood and health. This is a crucial step to preserving sustainable agriculture, organic farming, and reducing the negative impacts to the health and well being of the residents, natural communities, and ecosystems that stem from GMO farming.
Contact Information: http://www.gmofreeoregon.org/ Scott Bates email@example.com (971) 266-0920
Where on this site can I download podcasts of previous shows?
Where on this kboo.fm site can I download podcasts of previous shows?
Great show - schedule can be found at drnaimon.com
The schedule of upcoming Healthwatch shows can be found here:
Dr. David Naimon's Healthwatch Schedule


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I have a theory that every job is made more enjoyable when there is the chance to be around pets. Whether it's a dog-friendly office, or working outdoors, as soon as you get to spend a few minutes with a pet, you can't help but feel your mood lift.
Now, imagine working at a place where people were not only allowed, but rather encouraged to shop with their pets.
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Contribute to Patch's North Shore Thanksgiving Recipe Swap
Give a recipe and share one with your North Shore neighbors.
It's that time of year again — time to give thanks, celebrate the season in good company and bring out those tried-and-true Thanksgiving recipes.
Salem Patch and sister sites on the North Shore want to know about those dishes that always have a place on your Thanksgiving table and those that are making their debut this year.
Have a creative spin on cranberry sauce? Are you known for famous stuffing that friends and relatives talk about long after all the Turkey Day leftovers have been gobbled up?
This is your opportunity to find out what your neighbors are cooking. Give a recipe and get one from your North Shore neighbors.
If you have a recipe you would like to share add it below in the comments section or send it to Associate Regional Editor Chris Helms at firstname.lastname@example.com by Monday, Nov. 19 at noon. Feel free to include a short history of how the recipe came to be or how long it's been on your family's Thanksgiving table. We'll share the recipes leading up to Thanksgiving to give you time to gather those ingredients, hit the kitchen and get cooking!
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Green Bean Casserole gets no respect — but food writer Kendra Nordin, who I knew in my old job as editor of Jamaica Plain Patch — has the recipe and history on why we ought to call it "Feminist Green Bean Casserole." http://jamaicaplain.patch.com/blog_posts/feminist-green-bean-casserole


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BreezeBlockers produce a variety of handlebar-mounted wind shields for your hands, similar to those you see on some motorcycles. We reviewed the Aeroblade a while ago. The D.Flektr is one of three versions for mountain bikes and flat-bar commuter bikes.
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Go to elite. and then compete. You'll see it.
Link is dead as of right now, I'm guessing they are implementing in the background without disturbing any of the other aspects of the site.
About time...
Damn! Just looked on my clan page and there's now a clan ops summary section. About fudgin time.
Haha, they don't start for three days though!
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I was just on it. All seems to be working just fine for me. Now i just want to know what happened to "Clan Challenges" I remember hearing something about them too.
How about clan challenges? are those also available?
I just can't wait for the first "Clan ops have been taken down due to technical issues" message. Yes, I am still pesimistic.
Can't blame you for that after all the BS.
WooHoo! Confirmed! The first one is 3 days away though, but I'm fine with that! lol
I'm happy that they are finally up but it will be just like lone wolf operations for me. The only time they have them are the same time I'm at work.
and.....ELITE CRASHES!!! PC app anyway.
I love it!!!.....LOL
....aaaaaand they're gone LOL
Yup, ELITE is down for the count. Error 504 server timed out.
And because of the influx the servers are down so I can't even look at the ops
I take that back. I can now access them
First one's Friday at 6:30 EST I believe--domination-most caps. I clicked enlist--elite hasn't worked since.
Ok so we will blame the whole crash on you for touching that button! lol!
I swear they didn't upgrade a damn thing since launch--just waited for the volume of users to go down and claimed they fixed it!
It sounds like something they would do. After all its been one fail after another so far.
Makes me wonder how close they are to releasing Clan Challenges...
Yeah I would like to know this too because most of my clan isn't premium members.
plus half of my clan has pretty much stopped playing MW3 atm cause they get bored of it or there is something else they are playig such as the Mass Effect 3 Demo
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Cape Town makes TripAdvisor's Top 25 Travelers' Choice list
TripAdvisor has listed Cape Town as one of its Top 25 Travelers' Choice World Destinations, as part of its 2013 Travelers' Choice Destinations Awards. -
Germany's top Instagrammers visit Cape Town
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Where Would You Rather Be Wednesdays: top foodie spots with fireplaces in Cape Town
Fazielah Williams
There is just something about the cooler weather in inspirational Cape Town that makes me wish I was at one of her top foodie spots, enjoying the warmth of a fireplace this Wednesday. Several delectable establishments where I'd rather be indulging my Hump Day cravings come to mind, but if I absolutely had to choose I'd pick these ones. -
Top places to be in Observatory
Fazielah Williams
Quirky Observatory is the bohemian soul of Cape Town … it is here where you will find some of the Mother City's most interesting residents and visitors enjoying the sights, sounds and tastes of this whimsical suburb's numerous cafés, theatres and bars.
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Top 3 Capetonian entries for My Destination's Biggest Baddest Bucket List competition
Usually we Mother City lovers don't need much to boast about our amazing hometown. But when you're dangling a six-month trip around the world and a US$50 000 cash prize in front of us in exchange for a video tour of Cape Town, like My Destination is currently doing with the Biggest Baddest Bucket List competition, you can be sure that not only will we grab the opportunity with gusto, we'll also blow your minds with our entries!
Your Cape Town weekend: foodie things to do from Friday 12 to Sunday 14 April, 2013
We're just hours away from a scrumptious weekend in Cape Town, the delicious Mother City. So gear up for 48 hours of incredible smells, tastes and sights. Whether you're a fine-dining lover, a fresh-goods fanatic or a food and wine aficionado, there is something for everyone in our delectable town this weekend.
Girls' getaways in Cape Town for the non-Valentine's Day celebrators
If the sight of a cherub shooting arrows at loved-up couples and the over-the-top teddy bears and hearts displays in retail stores makes you see red, chances are you're not in the mood to celebrate Valentine's Day … at least not in the traditional sense. I understand, Mother City fans, I do, which is why I've compiled a list of fabulous getaway spots for us singletons to see this commercialised holiday through.
Your Cape Town weekend: top three things to do
5, 4, 3, 2, 1… It's the weekend in the Mother City Cape Town fanatics – and you know what that means, right? It's party time!
I know it's the middle of the month and you're feeling the pinch, but with the range of events on offer this weekend, you don't need to break the bank to have a good time.
Second-hand book stores in Cape Town
Nothing turns my pages quite like a marvellous second-hand bookstore and in inspirational Cape Town, there are plenty to keep me happy. As fantastic as Kindles, Nooks and iPads are, there is nothing the feel of a book in your hands and it is for this reason that having a plethora of great second-hand bookstores in the Mother City is such a joy. Join me at the following bookstores in Cape Town and rediscover the wonder of reading.
Where Would You Rather Be Wednesdays: top 10 places to be
You know what, Mother City lovers? You sure know how to show a writer some love … I mean, I put out one simple request for you to tell me where you would rather be on a Wednesday in Cape Town, and not only did you respond in your thousands but boy, did you blow my mind with suggestions!
Where Would You Rather Be Wednesdays: best beaches to visit
It's my favourite day of the week, Mother City lovers, and that means I want to know Where You Would Rather Be in gorgeous Cape Town this Wednesday.
Where Would You Rather Be Wednesdays: places to visit and things to do in Cape Town
It's Wednesday, Cape Town fanatics (and tomorrow is a public holiday), so I ask you: Where would you rather be today?
Where Would You Rather Be Wednesdays in Cape Town: sights to see
It's Wednesday, Cape Town lovers, and that means I am once again asking you Where You'd Rather Be in the Mother City today.
Cape Town's Ceara McEvoy heads off to London for Biggest Baddest Bucket List finals
She's impressed locals with her passion for the Mother City in her amazing video, and scored hundreds of votes on Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest and more ... Now exuberant videographer Ceara McEvoy heads off to London as one of 10 finalists in My Destination's Biggest Baddest Bucket List competition on Friday 18 May, 2013.


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I'm doing a blog makeover in every way.....so get ready for all the basics & FAQ compiled into individual blog posts......along with lots of tutorials and decorated cookies.
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Cream butter and sugar. Beat in egg, vanilla, & sour cream. Blend in dry ingredients.
This makes me smile......to see that perfect little ball waiting to be made into beautiful cookies. :)
I do not refrigerate my dough. I mix it up and immediately start rolling it out.
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I was rather taken aback yesterday when a few of the visitors to my blog suggested that my images were cute and made people feel good.
This is something that I found a little perplexing.
Consequently I've created a series of slightly distasteful images in the hope of combating this perception.
The first in the series is of a boss who has forced the errand boy to give him a blowie.
At the moment of ejaculation, the bosses wife has walked in.
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46 comments:
- LeeLoreya said...
oh don't be ashamed. I didn't mean hallmark cute, teddy bear cute or anything like that.
I don't have enough vocabulary to define it then. Amusing-cute?Brilliant cute? ...
and be warned, I might find these "distateful images" even more adorable heheh. - 9:31 AM
- LeeLoreya said...
(if it reassures you, I find ted plympton and robert crumb cute)
- Red Egg said...
Aw Elliot. Leeloreya's right. We didn't mean super-adorable-typical-Hallmark-let's-pinch-their-cheeks-cute.
Least I don't think we did.
Your drawings are more fresh and so alive; that kind of cute.
I mean I find Jack from NB Christmas to be cute :)
By the way, he looks like he's gurggling after brushing his teeth. - 12:39 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
and the bigger one:"come on kid I ain't got all night"
but still, the look on the tiny one's face is a look of agony, and gurgling isn't that painful normally.
so "where did pinky the hamster go? have you seen him kid? hey answer me when I ask you a question.
-Didn't I already tell you to speak clearly and a-rti-cu-late? What is that thing in your pouth anyway"
or "what's the matter kid, did you rip your gums with some sharp M&Ms bits?
-[restraining sobs]" - 1:37 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
(mouth, not pouth, sorry)
- Red Egg said...
Kid, "The monkey ripped all my teeth out!"
Man, "Ah. That's terrible... Here, have a suposatory." - 1:53 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
poor elliott
his blog has become kindergarden for sar and leeloreya who joke and laugh and suck their thumbs. - 2:04 PM
- Red Egg said...
Elliot, I really hope you don't mind?
Leeloreya - you know I really did suck my thumb when I was younger? So much in fact that to shut me up (so to speak), my mother used to stick it in my mouth for me! lol :P - 2:07 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
LOL you must've been a real babbler
I used (sometimes still do) pick the skin off my dried lips in winter. Sometimes I even stop walking because I'm so concentrated.
I think Elliot is off to bed no? I mean what time it's midnight in australia, it's written here in the commenting space.
Let's go and hammer on his door heheheheh. - 2:15 PM
- Red Egg said...
(LOL) I was my family's own personal radio. My mother was convinced I'd swallowed one.
I probably still am pretty chatty; if you know how to pull me out that is.
But come on, it's not a bad thing ;)
Yeh the lip thing I understand but the walking/concentration, that's new to me. What do you concentrate on that you forget to keep moving? Must be important, no?
Elliot, yeh he's probably dreaming... of that monkey? THe nurse? Both of them?
"Let's go and hammer on his door"
This reminds me, did you know a couple of bloggers are setting up to meet in Vegas? - 2:20 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
uh no i didn't know, but now that you've told me, i'll go to bed less dumb.
So, who what when where why?
i stop so that i focus entirely on the lip and it's so thin that it's really hard to rip it off but i want it to bleed so bad...
my parents sum up my first five years as: sleeping, crying, eating, sleeping, crying, eating... which is bliss compared to my brother who explored everything like some urban miniature indiana jones. He climbed on the window once, just to see what was behind that open thing in the apartment. Luckily, my mom came in before he tried to act like minisuperman from the third floor...
so how was it at dinner table
"Sar, 8PM, weather forecast"? - 2:25 PM
- Red Egg said...
Ah, aren't you glad I just enlightened you on the matter, then?
I feel so good already :P
Tell me you're not into S&M; you like it to bleed?
They're meeting sometimes in October I think, in Las Vegas. I think they're calling it a Blogger Convention. Although it's not very big; more of a test drive. Who: Almost everybody on WordWhiz's blog. Why: Just to get to know each other better I think.
See, it's odd because everyones become such good friends through blogging and whatnot that it feels like they've known each other for longer you know what I mean? Does that make sense?
(LOL) So cute. My brother was like you, eat, sleep, and go to the toilette. I was just a little more like your brother, Let me see, let me speak, listen to me, pay attention to me.
Dinner? Who's having dinner? Oh dear, that just flew right over my head. - 2:33 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
what flew over your head? the dinner platter? did the monkey throw it at you because the peanuts were too salty?
oh alright, now not only have you enlightened me but made me mad mad jealous because most of the blogs I read are from UK, US and other english speaking countries and I'm stuck here in bloody France until september which is just looovely. Anyway, I don't know whordwhiz, but I see what you mean, people find a community in which they fit. Tell me, are you going?
funny you ask me about s&m because those letters are the initials to my real name. No i'm not the whip/leather/handcuffs thing but pain is always something that increases pleasure. - 2:37 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
and yeah, I became look at me later on, but more like "don't look at me because I know you will" kind heheheheh.
- Red Egg said...
Yeh, I think it needed a bit more sugar.
"No i'm not the whip/leather/handcuffs thing but pain is always something that increases pleasure."
Ok, kewl ;) Just double checking.
So how come you're in France until Sept. What happens when Sept. comes? If you don't mind me asking, that is.
Umm. No I don't think I'll be going. Certain circumstances won't let me. - 2:43 PM
- Red Egg said...
*Don't be jealous.
We'll plan another one just for you. When you can make it ;) - 2:43 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
oh careful with the kewl, elliott might wake up sweating and furious.
"i heard the K .... I heard the K...wikkid.....kewl...mommy"
what happens when september comes? that sounds veery sombre and menacing y'know.
like that green day song
"wake me up...when september comes"
well, september is me walking on waters to the United Kingdom (whoa how grandiose), ending 13 years of enjoyable but tiring french life.
"certain circumstances" eh?
do you remember in harry met sally, she always she, utterly shocked "i'm not gonna tellyou that!" and he says "suit yourself" and she always ends up telling . So, just so you know, I am so not curious to know what those circumstances are, I mean really, why should I be? I SO DON'T Care!! - 2:48 PM
- Red Egg said...
Yeh you're right. We don't want to upset the Artist. Never upset the artist. I mean look at what Goya ended up creating.
Ah so you're going to the UK for university or just moving countries?
Yup certain circumstances. Very nice try though I'll have to give you that.
I like that movie. :P
So how curious are you, really?? (LOL) - 2:53 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
what like on richter scale curious?
"Ah so you're going to the UK for university or just moving countries? "
when I read that the first thing that came to mind was me and my mighty biceps moving the continents like pieces of a puzzle.
Then a Hulk/Atlas cry, hiting chest and all..
yeah I'm going to university, since I skipped this year already, I just loathed french system so much.
you got my email right?
[bubble bubble bubble
boil boil boil
that's a pot of boiling water, symbolizing my increasing curiosity - 3:01 PM
- Red Egg said...
(lol) Muscle Mania huh?
Hang on I'm going to check my email right now. - 3:04 PM
- Red Egg said...
Didn't get anything.
- LeeLoreya said...
no i was thinking about you sending me an explanation later, y'know after spending hours medidating on your couch and speaking to the CIA to check if I wasn't in the Most Wanted list.
- Red Egg said...
Hmm... My circumstances: It's nothing big really, it's just that I may be traveling elsewhere to visit family around that time.
Would you go? If you could?
CIA? What world do you live in? I'd like to visit it sometime.
I've spend all the time I need meditating your situation and Yoda and I think it's safe to say that... you're in the clear.
After all we are neighbours. Non? ;) - 3:14 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
oh exakatakally (now elliot is definitely waking up from his sleep in which he's imagining his distateful drawing of a cuckolded wife)!
Woul I go? to Vegas? Are you asking??? I spend entire afternoon in the travel section of the bookstore where they have really entertaining travel books so I sit back and spent hours on the east coast, yosemite then whoosh, california, then canada, then south of italy, then NZ...
Going to Vegas is like eating candy, I would love to, but I'd soon feel sick. Just a couple of days. Or, couple of hours more like. - 3:18 PM
- Red Egg said...
Yeh. Poor cuckolded wife.
I'll take that lovely paragraph as a yes.
But I do agree, I wouldn't enjoy spending more than a day or two there. There's only so much gambling and shit you can do, ya know? - 3:20 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
to go to those inexpensive all you can eat buffets you have to stroll through the casino. everything is strategy for you to spend more.
And when there are no "conventions" of any kind, rooms in hotel can be like 10 times cheaper than usual because they also own the casino, the restaurant, everything.
But there's something in this extravagance that's touching. I dunno, the city in itself is like a vampire, it comes alive at night.
it's a myth, sort of. - 3:24 PM
- Red Egg said...
Hmm.. Yeh I do see what you mean.
But you can get bored of it very quickly. Because everything is laid out for you. Nothing is "hidden" so to speak. - 3:27 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
yeah and you must be totally in pain by using your wrist on the money machines, and they even offer you champagne, knowing that it helps the customer to open his wallet..
and then, the gloom behind the glamour. depressing, hangover, you head back to you small civilized city on a monday morning. - 3:32 PM
- Red Egg said...
Yeh... I don't know why people do it. *sigh*
- LeeLoreya said...
it's an addiction, like anything. and in fact, it's sort of democratical also, anyone can win, there is proof of complete tramps winning fat sums and when the boss congratulates them and asks if there's something else he can offer, the guy says through the holes in his teeth "Ye-aw Ah Wouldn't m-ah-nd a burger and a beer!"
- Red Egg said...
Ohmygod, this reminds me. Did you know they actually have DIAPERS which slot machine adicts wear?
I didn't know that. Well, until recently. - 3:43 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
lol! because of the stress so they don't pee in their pants and don't have to go to the toilet so often (which results in them not using the machines, therefore the bosses losing money)?
- Red Egg said...
You got it! (lol)
It's so sick, no? - 3:52 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
which leaves me wondering, how do people last four hours at the oscars? do they wait until the camera if off them to go pee or smoke or eat? I mean I can't last four hours without smoking or peeing. Do they put some diapers in those gift packages as well? - 3:56 PM
- Red Egg said...
I think they have intermission or something?
(lol) Imagine, Jack Nicholson in a diaper at the Oscars. Highly doubtful. :P - 4:01 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
still, they could tell them.
"look honey, you're earning about $100 000 per film minimum, you got this $3000 worth gift package, i worked my ass for weeks just so that anyone in Oklahoma or Timbuktu can see your smile LIVE wherever they are, so hold your stomach, take some nicotine gums and STAY IN YOUR GODDAMN CHAIR" - 4:05 PM
- Red Egg said...
You'd make one hell of a boss you know that??
I think we should unleas you on Hollywood. Show them how the game's played. - 4:10 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
that's what my profile is aaall about.
Lethal dictator at MGM or greedy opportunist at Miramax. - 4:12 PM
- LeeLoreya said...
or an agent, just to befriend famous egomaniacs and watch them snooze and poo and be tired then defend them against the press as if I were their mother
- Red Egg said...
True enough. They really don't realize that it's us running the show and not them. (Erm... You rather, and not them)
- LeeLoreya said...
you know
you could be a mouth model.
like some people are hand models for watches and and?
you could be advertising lipsticks, get a lutta money and still reamin comfortably anonymous - 4:26 PM
- Red Egg said...
I could... If that were my mouth, or is it?
- LeeLoreya said...
is it an (spooky hand movement) ILLUSION?
- Red Egg said...
Maybe.... Maybe not *squints one eye*
Would you two please get a room????
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The squeaky wheel. Are there pissed off supporters yes. But that is way to broad of a brush and you know it.
We all know about the same reaction would happen if Obama lost. The vast majority would pick themselves up and move on. But a few loud mouth dumbasses would make a whole lot of noise. And make the whole left look bad.
A likely possibility. Maybe "many of his supporters" or even "some of his supporters" would have been more appropriate.
For me, the bottom line is that the red has an inability to separate religion and politics. The way America is evolving, with tolerance of beliefs different than ones own, is vastly different than what the red want. It starts there, takes a side trip over to a bloated military and it's questionable applications, lack of focus on green energy, and then comes right on back to intolerance of others.
I'm sure there are thousands of dumbasses running around yelling and PMSin that Obama won. However Romney Got 50 million votes roughly. Most would indicate at least over 25 million. Are you really trying to tell me that 25 million people are acting that way?
If 25 million were it would be marches in the streets and riots.
I think you are putting your head in the sand over this. My facebook was a disaster on election night, there were posts lamenting the death of america from many of my friends and family, from people who I had never seen post about politics in the past. This suggests to me that it was more than just the vast minority of Romney supporters who lost their **** a few days ago. One of my cousins even posted a video on facebook of his 7 year old daughter bawling her eyes out upon hearing Romney lost. It was ridiculous.
Hate You Can Trust
And I think you are over dramatizing it. I have seen business as usual since Wednesday. Perhaps your family and friends need to get a grip. All of mine weren't happy but have reacted like Conan and PKM.
I have seen far more gloating that Obama won than anger over a Romney loss. But I still think the gloaters are a vast minority.


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COMMUNITY · Lyerly United Methodist will have its 4th annual "Youth for Christ" Car, Truck & Motorcycle Show from 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturday, Aug.11, at the Summerville Scout Hut/Tennis Courts on the corner of Highways 100 and 114. Categories include: Top 20, Best of Show, People's Choice, Pastor's Choice, Youth Choice, Top Truck, Top Motorcycle, Rat Rod, Best Paint Job, and Best Engine. There will be vendors, food for sale, music, a 50/50 drawing and door prizes. For more information, call Judy Motes at 706-506-1334.
COMMUNITY · The Coosa River Basin Initiative will host a 12-mile paddle on the Oostanaula River Saturday, Aug. 11. The 5-6 hour trip will provide participants with an opportunity to see many of the Coosa River Basin's freshwater mussel species. The trip begins at Ga. 156 near Calhoun and ends at Ga. 140 in Armuchee. The trip is free to CRBI members. Non-members are asked to join CRBI. Canoe and kayak rentals are available. To register for the trip, visit coosa.org. For more information, call 706-232-2724 or CRBI volunteer paddle trip coordinator, Alan Crawford at 706-346-3509. A small shuttle fee is charged for each vehicle. CRBI staff will note points of interest along the route and discuss issues associated with the river. CRBI is a 501c3 non-profit organization and member of the international Waterkeeper Alliance with the mission of informing and empowering citizens to protect, reserve and restore North America's most biologically diverse river basin.
COMMUNITY · Author, Jerry Ellis will have a book signing from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 11, at The Chief John Ross House. Ellis was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize for his book, "Walking The Trail, One Man's Journey Along The Trail of Tears." He also wrote "Marching Through Georgia, My Walk With Sherman.". For more information, call 423-400-7400. The Chief John Ross Hoss is behind Bi Lo supermarket in Rossville.
COMMUNITY · LaFayette Downtown Development Authority will host free "Movie in the Park Night" on Saturday, Aug. 11, at Joe Stock Memorial Park. The movie, "Dr. Seuss' The Lorax," will begin at about 9 p.m. The park is at the intersection of Wardlaw Street and North Main Street in LaFayette. Bring a blanket or chair.
ENTERTAINMENT · Dalton Shrine Club will hold its 15th annual gospel singing featuring Weston and Christy Hinson, Kevin Spencer, and The Trailblazers, at 7 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 11, at Ryman Hall, 2203 S. Dixie Highway, in Dalton. Admission is $5 for adults. Children younger than 10 admitted free. Proceeds benefit the 22 Shriners' hospitals and burn centers. Refreshments will be available.
CHURCH · "Living in the Glory Realm" with Kathie Walters will be presented from 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 11, at Briarwood Church, 26 Ellis Springs Road, Ringgold. Registration costs $30. Childcare will not be provided. Kathie Walters is an international speaker who brings freedom to those who feel they have to "qualify." She also ministers in the supernatural and believes that the supernatural realm is for everyone. Visit her website at kathiewaltersministry.com. For more information, contact Jim or Deborah Boyd at firstname.lastname@example.com.
COMMUNITY · Community Baptist Church in Rock Spring will hold it's 4th Annual Back-to-School Closet Swap and School Supplies from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 11, rain or shine. There will be free clothing for all members of the family and free school supplies (a parent or legal guardian is required to be present to receive school supplies). The church is next to the Driver and Motor Vehicle office.
ENTERTAINMENT · Paul Belcher presents an evening of gospel music at 6:30 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 11, at the Tivoli Theatre in Chattanooga. The show features The Triumphant Quartet, The Collingsworth Family and Testimony Quartet. Tickets cost $16 general admission to upper balcony, $21 for reserved main floor, loges and lower balcony. Tickets on sale at Sonshine Christian Book Store at 1841 Battlefield Parkway in Fort Oglethorpe, at the Tivoli box office and by calling 423-757-5050 or 423-2537900.
COMMUNITY · The Girl Scout Council of the Southern Appalachians is hosting the first ever North Georgia Girl Scout Recruitment Fair from 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 11, at Joe Stock Memorial Park, 208-B N. Main Street in LaFayette. Enjoy food concessions, inflatables, games, demonstrations and music. The local Girl Scouts will be collecting donations to help Austin Whitten's family with much needed home renovations. For more information, call 1-800-474-1912 or visit girlscoutcsa.org.
COMMUNITY · Super Saturday Market is every Saturday from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. in Dalton Green Park next to the Whitfield County Courthouse in Dalton. For more information or to become a vendor, visit DowntownDalton.com or call the Downtown Dalton Development Authority at 706-278-3332.
COMMUNITY · Artist Ginger L. Lowry will exhibit artwork throughout August at the Chattooga County Library, 360 Farrar Drive, in Summerville. Lowry is known for painting equestrian (horse riding) scenes. Hours are 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Monday and Friday, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Tuesday and Thursday, and 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday. For more information, call 706-857-2553.
COMMUNITY · The Chief John Ross house is open for the summer from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Thursday, Friday and Saturday now through August. Admission is free. The house is at the intersection of East Lake Avenue and Spring Street (behind the Bi-Lo) in Rossville. For more information or to schedule a private tour, call 423-400-7400.
Sunday, Aug. 12
COMMUNITY · Perseid Meteor Shower Watch and Star Party at Cloudland Canyon State Park will be held at 2 a.m. Sunday, Aug. 12, at the tennis courts. Members of the Barnard Astronomical Society will be on hand, with telescopes, to answer questions about what we see when we look up into the night sky. Bring a lawn chair or blanket and insect repellent. Flashlights are optional, but if brought must have red cellophane over the lens to protect night vision. The program is free but the regular $5 parking fee per vehicle or annual park pass is required. Gates will open at 1 a.m. to allow park access for this program. For more information, call Ranger April Sakowski at 706-657-4050.
CHURCH · Smith Chapel United Methodist Church , 1721 Smith Chapel Road in Tunnel Hill, will hold Homecoming services on Sunday Aug. 12. Music by Scott Fowler will begin at 10 a.m. and worship begins at 11 a.m. with District Superintendent Herzon Andone bringing the message. Worship will conclude with the re-dedication of Rollins Memorial Hall in honor of its 50th anniversary and a covered dish dinner.
CHURCH · Woodstation Baptist Church in Catlett will hold its homecoming at 10:30 a.m. Sunday, Aug. 12. The Jeff Hullander Family will sing. Former pastor the Rev. John Eldridge will speak. Lunch will be served in the fellowship hall.
COMMUNITY · Consider donating blood to help save a life. Blood Assurance, the only provider of blood products for more than 50 hospitals and health care communities, is operating on less than a two-day supply of type O-negative blood. This universal type can be given to patients with any blood type in emergency situations. There is also a community shortage of type O-positive blood, the most common blood type. Summer shortages are a frequent occurrence at blood centers across the country. The average donor gives blood just twice each year. According to America's Blood Centers, if eligible donors gave blood just one additional time each year, blood shortages would be rare. Donors must be at least 17-years-old (16-years-old with parental consent) and weigh at least 110 pounds. Donors are eligible to give blood every 56 days. Donors who do not know their blood type can call Blood Assurance at 1-800-962-0628 or present a photo ID at any area blood drive. A list of area blood drives can be found at bloodassurance.org/blooddrives.
COMMUNITY · The 2012 Lake Winnie Youth Talent Search is the chance for guests younger than 18 to take the Jukebox Junction stage and showcase their performing arts talent. The contest consists of three preliminary rounds on Sunday, Aug. 12 and 19, at 5 p.m., and a triumphant final round on Sunday, Aug. 26, at 5 p.m. The top acts from the two preliminary rounds will compete in the finals for a grand prize, which includes $500 and the opportunity to open for Confederate Railroad on Sept. 2. The runner-up at the final show will receive $250. Winners of each round will be judged by audience response. Lake Winnipesauke Amusement Park is at 1730 Lakeview Drive in Rossville. For more information, or to download a sign-up form, visit lakewinnie.com/winnistar.
Monday, Aug. 13
COMMUNITY · Voting will begin in the 2012 Best of Walker contest, sponsored by the Walker County Chamber of Commerce and the Walker County Messenger, on Monday, Aug. 13. This is the fifth annual contest in which residents are encouraged to vote for the favorites in local services in 55 categories. This contest is completely electronic and all votes must be made online. To vote go to walkercochamber.com/bestofwalker2012.htm or catwalkchat.com. Voters are encouraged to fill out as many categories as they wish, however when voting for a specific person please list their business name and/or geographic location. Only one submission will be allowed per computer. The deadline for submitting votes is Sept. 28 at noon.
ENTERTAINMENT · The Chattanooga Film Society (CFS) and the Mise En Scenesters (MES) are pleased to announce their collaboration in presenting the POV Summer Film Series from June through September. "Reel Old School" will screen at 6:30 p.m. Monday, Aug. 13. at the downtown Chattanooga YMCA on 301 West 6th Street. Made by local Chattanooga college students John Cotton and Brady Effler, the film explores the correlation between the democratization of recording technology and the fall of the music industry.
COMMUNITY · The Dayton (Tenn.) Chamber of Commerce/Tennessee Strawberry Festival is accepting designs for the 2013 Tennessee Strawberry Festival. The deadline is no later than 5 p.m. Friday, Aug. 3. The theme is "Strawberries In Space." Requirements are as follows: shirt design must incorporate the Strawberries In Space theme, strawberries, the words "Tennessee Strawberry Festival", "Dayton, TN", "2013" and/or "66th Annual." This design will be on the front of the shirt as sponsors will take up the back. A stipend of $200 will be awarded to the winning design and all designs submitted will become the sole property of the Dayton (Tenn.) Chamber of Commerce/Tennessee Strawberry Festival. For more information, call 423-775-0361.
COMMUNITY · Auditions for Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" will be held from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Monday, Aug. 13, at The Colonnade at the Benton Place Campus off Battlefield Parkway in Ringgold. The play tells the story of messy, divorced Oscar Madison and recently separated, fastidious and fussy Felix Unger. The two become roommates. Those auditioning should bring a one-minute monologue to read and a headshot or photograph of themselves. Show dates are in October.
GOVERNMENT · On Monday, Aug. 13, the Georgia Public Service Commission will conduct two public hearings in northwest Georgia. The first will begin at 4 p.m. at the Chickamauga Civic Center, 1817 Lee Clarkson Road in Chickamauga, on a proposed rate increase for Chickamauga Telephone Corporation. The next hearing will be begin at 7 p.m. at the Catoosa County Courthouse, 7694 Nashville Street in Ringgold, on a proposed rate increase for Ringgold Telephone Company. The audio web cast of all meetings is available by going to the Commission website, psc.state.ga.us and clicking on the Audio Broadcast link.
COMMUNITY · The Catoosa County Republican Party will host a forum of the Catoosa County candidates who remain in the run-off after the July 31 election. The meeting will be Monday, Aug. 13, from 6:30-8 p.m. at the Boynton Precinct, 4053 Boynton Drive in Ringgold. For more information, visit catoosacountygop.com or email: firstname.lastname@example.com.
COMMUNITY · A Bariatric Support Group will meet from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Monday, Aug. 13, at Erlanger Chattanooga Lifestyle Center. Bariatric Support Group meetings are for individuals scheduled to have Bariatric surgery or who have already had weight loss surgery. Call Erlanger's HealthLink at (423) 778-LINK (5465) for more information.
COMMUNITY · A Baby Care and Safety class will be held from 6:30-9:30 p.m. Monday, Aug. 13, at Erlanger East (Gunbarrel Road, Chattanooga). With times changing and discharge occurring earlier, "Baby Care" provides you with helpful items on caring for your baby at home. This class will help you plan and prepare for a safe home environment. Registration fee is $25. Call Erlanger's HealthLink at (423) 788-LINK (5465) to register.
CHURCH · Memorial Baptist Tabernacle will hold a revival with Bro. Johnny Nix, Jr. at 7 p.m. Monday, Aug. 13, and Tuesday, Aug. 14. Bro. Nix is pastor for Way of the Cross Baptist Church in Cleveland, Tenn. The church is at 905 Hogan Road in Rossville. For more information, call Pastor Sam Riggs at 706-861-1495 or visit mbtga.org.
COMMUNITY · Auditions for two shows — one Youth Theatre and one Spotlight Series — will be held Monday, Aug. 13, and Tuesday, Aug. 14, at the Chattanooga Theatre Centre. Youth Theatre: "Bunnicula," a play about a vampire bunny that sucks the juice from vegetables, calls for seven actors: one girl, three boys, and three characters who can be played by either boys or girls. Maria Chattin-Carter directs. This is not a musical. Actors in grades fourth through 12th are encouraged to audition. Auditions are at 4:30 p.m. Monday, Aug, 13 and Tuesday, Aug. 14, in the Circle Lobby. Production dates are Sept. 28-Oct. 7. Spotlight Series: "God of Carnage" is a dark comedy about two sets of parents who meet to resolve an altercation between their 11-year-old sons. Director Chuck Tuttle is looking for two men and two women in their 30s to 40s to play the parents. Auditions are at 7:30 p.m., Monday, Aug. 13, and Tuesday, Aug. 14, in the Circle Lobby. Production dates are Oct. 12-28. For more information, call the box office at 267-8534 or visit TheatreCentre.com.
COMMUNITY · The YMCA Summer Food Program has started up in a new location at LaFayette Municipal Park, at LaFayette Recreation (Department), 638 South Main Street in LaFayette. Children will be served free lunches from noon-1 p.m. at the picnic tables and pavilion next to the gym entrance. The program will continue now through August. There is no cost to attend or receive a meal. For more information, visit ymcachattanooga.org/usda-summer-food-program. Each year the U.S. Department of Agriculture partners with local organizations like North Georgia Community YMCA to provide free meals to children when school is out for the summer. Any child under age 18 may come and eat. For more information about the national Summer Food Program, visit http://www.fns.usda.gov/fns/.
COMMUNITY · North Georgia Community YMCA will offer After School Programs for students in pre-K through fifth grades throughout the school year at Cherokee Ridge, Fairyland, Rock Spring, Tiger Creek and West Side Elementary schools. Cost is $40 per week for YMCA members, $60 per week for non-members. There is a one-time (per year) $50 registration fee per family. For more information, call 706-935-2226 or visit email@example.com.
COMMUNITY · North Georgia Community YMCA will offer Zumba year-round for those age 10 and older (boys, girls, men and women) at Fort Oglethorpe United Methodist Church gym. Cost is $20 per month for YMCA members, $28 per month for non-members. For more information, call 706-935-2226 or visit email@example.com.
COMMUNITY · North Georgia Community YMCA will offer Family Fitness Karate for families and individuals age 6 and older, year-round, Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30 p.m. at First Baptist Church in Fort Oglethorpe. Cost is $20 per month for YMCA members, $50 per month for non-members, and $5 each additional family member. For more information, call 706-935-2226 or visit email@example.com · Need to take weight off? Come join TOPS (weight-loss support group) on Monday's at 7 p.m. at Center Post Community Center, 8125 Highway 337, LaFayette. For more information, call Beverly Byrd at 706-638- 1045.
COMMUNITY · First Baptist Church of Chickamauga has a few spots open in the 3- and 4-year old preschool classes. Registration packets may be printed from the children's ministry page at fbcchickamauga.com. For more information, call Susan Veazey or Donna Christol at 706-375-2829 or 706-375-2733.


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Cover image issues with Sigil 0.6 and Calibre
This is covered by the new user manual for brand new documents but the solution below applies to a document I started in an older version of Sigil and then modified with 0.6 All names are case-sensitive and 0.6 uses .html not .xhtml now. Go to Book Browser view; In the "Text" folder make the first file "Cover.xhtml" Right click on this and look at "Add Semantics", make sure that "Cover" is ticked. In "Cover.xhtml" insert the image inside a header tag e.g.

 In the "Images" folder make sure you have added "cover.jpg" (This must be called "cover" but can be .gif or .png or .jpeg, as appropriate) Right click on this and look at "Add Semantics", make sure that "Cover" is ticked here as well. Open the "content.opf" Add this tag to the metadata <meta content="cover.jpg" name="cover" /> just before the </metadata> tag .epub books will open at the cover. It will also make the cover visible in the TOC for many .epub readers (not iBooks for the iPad) .mobi readers can use the "Go to" function to find the cover. This is as close as you can get to make any Kindle or Kindle app start at the cover. Further info. "Cover" is a reserved word in the epub spec and for the Kindle. You can only use it to describe the outside front of a book. It is therefore not seen by some e-readers as Content, because it is not inside - unless you tell it that it is. Calibre does this by renaming the Cover.xhtml as titlepage.xhtml but it leaves the filename and the id (name) as "cover" so .epub readers still open at the Cover. Last edited by boatat72; 11-20-2012 at 09:13 AM. Reason: Further investigation gave a new answer. |
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@boatat72 - I'm sure meme will comment on what is or isn't in the manual, but you should not ever have to go fiddling in the opf file playing with the metadata tags. Just right-click on the cover.jpg image file in Book Browser and choose Add Semantics -> Cover Image.
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Hi kiwidude
I made sure both Add Semantics "Cover" options were ticked but nothing was added to the opf. Adding the tag manually worked for me. My problem could be that I started with a template created with an earlier version. I will make a new template and see what happens. ps the new features of 0.6 are wonderful, especially the expanded toolbar and insert special characters. Many thanks. Last edited by boatat72; 11-20-2012 at 09:17 AM. Reason: New Template works as expected, 1st post amended. |
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I have to say thanks after reading this thread. For the past few weeks I've been reading The Dresden Files, but I'm getting picky about ebook formatting so they all look the same, and decided to force everything to look like I want with Sigil. An annoying problem I kept running into though was that cover images would not show up in Cool Reader on my NST, and affected files would also break CR's current book screen saver feature too. It turns out it's because of a missing <meta content="cover.jpg" name="cover" /> in the OPF file. After adding that in, everything shows up, and I don't have to manually copy in a cover picture on the broken epubs for the screen saver.
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WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama's approval ratings have dipped to their lowest level since January on deep economic worries, wiping out most of his lead in the White House race over Republican rival Mitt Romney, a Reuters/Ipsos poll showed on Tuesday.
The percentage of Americans who approve of Obama's job performance dropped from 50 a month ago to 47, matching his mark in early January. The number who think the country is on the wrong track rose 6 percentage points in a month to 63 percent.
The doubts about Obama's leadership helped Romney pull to within 1 point of the Democratic president in the White House race — 45 percent to 44 percent — among registered voters with less than five months to go before the Nov. 6 election. Obama led by 7 points a month ago.
The poll was mostly taken after Obama suffered several recent campaign setbacks, including a weak jobs report in May and an optimistic comment on the good health of the private sector that critics say showed he was out of touch.
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Your Baby Can Learn! 5-Book Set (FREE BONUS: First Your Baby Can Discover DVD! 5 books for ONLY $14.95!)
Regular Price: $29.95
Special Price: $14.95
Includes all 5 YBCL lift-the-flap books: Colors, Numbers, Patterns, Prepositions, and Shapes. These books contain a lot of information. The content is almost the same as the updated Your Child Can Discover books. (The YCCD program also includes a Music book, updated lift-the-flap books, 6 DVDs, and an audio CD.) FREE BONUS: The first DVD of our Your Baby/Child Can Discover program will be included as a free bonus! The DVD is very entertaining and educational. Appropriate for ages 3 months to 7 years.
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Your Baby Can Speak! German (An introduction to German for English speakers)
$24.95The Your Baby Can Speak German product includes two programs designed to help introduce infants and children to language skills in a fun way! The Lyric Language program includes 21 bilingual music videos in German and English with lyrics shown on the screen, a 70-minute audio CD, and an Activity Book with song lyrics and stickers. The Hear Say program includes a 70-minute animated DVD & CD with printable flash cards and is focused on 200 vocabulary words. It is better to wait to use these DVDs once your baby or toddler can read in English since the words are on the screen in sentences. It is great to allow your baby to hear other languages very early in life so the CDs are appropriate for very young babies as well as older children. You can play the CDs when you are in the car or while you are playing with your child.
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Your Baby Can Speak! Spanish (An introduction to Spanish for English speakers)
$24.95It is better not to use these DVDs with babies unless the babies are already reading, but the audio parts of this are appropriate for babies. The Your Baby Can Read program in Spanish is a better option for babies learning Spanish whether Spanish is the first or second language. In YBCR the words are taught one at a time, then used in sentences. Toddlers and preschoolers may really enjoy this program. The Your Baby Can Speak Includes two programs designed to help introduce infants and children to language skills in a fun way! The Lyric Language program includes 21 bilingual music videos in Spanish and English with lyrics shown on the screen and a 70-minute audio CD that includes a 47 page book that you can print from your computer containing the lyrics for each song plus activities to practice. The Hear Say program includes a 70-minute animated DVD and is focused on 200 vocabulary words. BONUS: 104 word and picture cards, and parent instructions. Dr. Titzer recommends using the audio parts of the program while you are playing with your baby. Use the DVDs once your baby is reading at least 50 words or use after your baby is age two or older. Ages up to 7 years.
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