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Thursday, January 15, 2009
The Pep Talk
You may remember a while back, I was pursing a girl named Amber with high hopes I'd get (at the very least) a drunk, make-out sesh.
Having been with only one girl for six years, I missed out on opportunities to have drunken, make-out sessions with girls who I didn't have any interest in beyond the physical. These types of things usually happen during high school and, for the most part, college. It's like a twisted rite of passage. And I missed out.
Although I was pretty sure that Amber was as prime a candidate as any, I was ill-equipped to prepare for an evening under these circumstances. The only girl I had ever actively "planned" to make out with was my girlfriend; someone who wasn't just there to fulfill some physical need. Get my drift?
I found an old conversation between Leo and myself during the night I had Amber over for drinks. As almost all of my conversations with Leo about girls, I found it absolutely hilarious as well as insightful.
I think you might too.
Who says guys don't think about these things?
Leo: Whatever the signs, whatever the signals.... assume nothing. Treat her like... I wouldn't say a dude, but you know...
Leo: And don't forget to flirt. If you remember how.
So@24: Fuck you. I can flirt.
Leo: And I can fly.
So@24: Hang tight, I'm searching Google for a "suck it" emoticon.
Leo: Anyway. Small moves. Baby steps.
So@24: Uh huh.
Leo: Oh. And shampoo your crotch.
So@24: Fuck, man!
Leo: And clean your shit up before she comes over.
So@24: I'm heading to the store on my way home. What should I pick up? Rum?
Leo: It doesn't really matter--vodka or rum. Clear is better.
So@24: Chasers?
Leo: Vodka and Vanilla Coke are very effective clothing solvents
So@24: Vanilla Coke is risky.
Leo: Explain.
So@24: It's not an effective go-to. Some girls love it and some girls loathe it. I think I'm safe with Diet Coke.
Leo: Diet is safe. Libations check. You have a pre-funk playlist?
So@24: What?? For just me and her?
Leo: Absolutely. You have it playing when she comes in. Not loud, just background music.
So@24: Oh fuck me.
Leo: AND, most importantly, don't make it YOUR favorite pre-funk, make it her favorite. You're looking for crowd pleasers, not pop-punk.
So@24: Fuck you.
Leo: Maybe some shit that'll start a conversation. "You heard this/Who is this?" shit.
Leo: You need a second playlist though... This one is the tough one. You need a Naughty Business Mix.
So@24: No! This is where I draw the line. I'm not making a fucking "sexy" playlist. I can't do it. I just can't.
Leo: There's nothing more awkward than a silent, first make out.
So@24: It's cheesedick.
Leo: No man, it's not like... breathy-"Hang on, let me put on some music" shit. Unless shit goes down earlier in the evening, the make out isn't going to happen until later, perhaps even an hour or two AFTER you get home.
Leo: So you just put that shit on as background noise. Don't think of it as a "sex mix", think of it as a "chillax mix"
So@24: My curiosity is getting the best of me, what do you suggest?
Leo: Well, there's a fine line. Can't be too obvious (Manilow), but there's nothing worse than music that's too upbeat. Which you have a lot of.
Leo: When in doubt, go classic. Some slower Beatles. "Norwegian Wood" is a great example of a nice balance in vibe. Not too much percussion, but not "cheesedick" either.
So@24: What do you think I'm going to throw on? Fucking Sting's "Fields of Gold"?
Leo: ...
So@24: Fuck you.
112 comments:
- Janet said...
I love the fact you let us get inside a man's brain.
Especially when it proves us women right. - January 15, 2009 at 7:26 AM
- Debbi said...
Okay, I need help though. (oooh, first poster?!)
WTF is 'cheesedick'? Educate me. - January 15, 2009 at 7:26 AM
- Marie said...
This just sounds far too complicated. Just ask her if she wants to make out and if the answer is "yes" you know what to do grasshopper.
- January 15, 2009 at 7:27 AM
- Deutlich said...
shampoo your crotch?!?!
MEN DO THAT?! - January 15, 2009 at 7:29 AM
- saratogajean said...
I laugh, but you know you would have totally played some Sting.
Also I hope you took Leo's advice and shampoo'ed your balls. - January 15, 2009 at 7:30 AM
- Ashley said...
I too missed out on the college drunk makeout sessions because of a 5 year relationship.
Though, I made up for that my first year in Cleveland - and really, I don't think we were missing much... - January 15, 2009 at 7:30 AM
- Sassy Britches said...
For the love of god, do guys really go through all that? I can see the crotch shampoo and clean up your shit, that's just good practice. But the rest of it, having the right drinks and music "seemingly" on-hand, seems a bit contrived!
- January 15, 2009 at 7:32 AM
- Lump said...
haha! nice. I call my TV and a cold beer the "chillax mix."
I heard taking a few shots can help a dude out. ;) - January 15, 2009 at 7:39 AM
- Ali said...
You guys really have conversations like this?!? Geez, I need to step up my game in the online convos!
And "shampoo your crotch" is going to make its way into my day to day conversations with people :) - January 15, 2009 at 7:44 AM
- High-heel gal said...
"Rock you like a hurricane" works for me ;)
- January 15, 2009 at 7:52 AM
- Fabulously Broke said...
I agree. "Shampoo your crotch" is going to be my catchphrase now for when friends ask for any dating advice.
Fabulously Broke in the City
"Just a girl trying to find a balance between being a Shopaholic and a Saver." - January 15, 2009 at 7:54 AM
- Lyla Lou said...
ewww, Diet Coke. Diet anything gives me migraines.
As for a background mix, I fell for my ex over 'Say Anything'. Max Bemis makes me want to make-out anytime, any place, any where.
Walk through hell. Best.song.ever. - January 15, 2009 at 7:56 AM
- Trixie Firecracker said...
Leo looks an awful lot like my Capital IQ and fuck the music and go with the silence. But if you HAD to have music....DJ Tiesto makes good fucking music....hahaha.
- January 15, 2009 at 7:58 AM
- andyhannon said...
Contrary to popular believe 'Fields of Gold' is a great song to get down to. Just try it. You'll thank me.
- January 15, 2009 at 7:59 AM
- Katie said...
I find myself both laughing and depressed. Clearly I need to put some more planning time into the pre-date for the post-date action. It's like a whole new world of headaches. *SIGH*
You're killing me, Smalls! - January 15, 2009 at 8:00 AM
- OmegaRadium said...
Shampoo & Conditioner work wonders, but remember...rinse and repeat, always repeat!
- January 15, 2009 at 8:00 AM
- whatigotsofar said...
Wine and The Beatles.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:06 AM
- Wiwille said...
Overthinking has killed more than one make out session.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:07 AM
- amindinmotown said...
I never realized 'til you blog - and a night out with friends one week ago - how much thinking goes into this shit for you boys. I always thought it was more...hm, natural? Jeeez. You people are just as bad as us chicks.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:12 AM
- Kimberly said...
Honey, no. You're better than girls who drink Diet Coke.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:13 AM
- laura marie said...
Yeah, that all sounds about right.
It's not like that's the perfect formula, it's just about reducing the number of obstacles. I don't want to start thinking about making out and then realize there's no drink available to calm my nerves and I'm sitting on a dirty sock. - January 15, 2009 at 8:24 AM
- Alice said...
HAAA. shampoo your crotch. it's comforting to me that guys think about (AND DO) that.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:24 AM
- Matt said...
When I'm setting the mood, I always throw on Bobby Brown. Works everytime.
Well, most of the time. - January 15, 2009 at 8:25 AM
- Jossie Posie said...
There were just so many genius moments in this little pep talk, I don't know where to begin.
If a man made a sexy mix with Norwegian Wood by The Beatles for me, it would be so on. - January 15, 2009 at 8:30 AM
- Ben said...
If you have enough down there that needs to be shampooed, you should just forgo the shampoo and go right into manscaping.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:32 AM
- my name is Amanda said...
Your conversation with Leo could be it's own blog, and I would be your biggest fan, because this shit seriously killed me.
I'm curious to know if all the techniques worked, or if you both got drunk, forgot about the pretense, and just went for it! I never hear silence in the background during these things, myself... - January 15, 2009 at 8:46 AM
- Heidi said...
Oh man. Oh man oh man.
p.s. I agree with Ben. - January 15, 2009 at 8:46 AM
- discotrash said...
if any guy presented me with diet coke as a mixer, id run screaming. if youre doing soda as a mixer, get two flavors for fucks sake! ;)
- January 15, 2009 at 8:48 AM
- JerseySjov said...
there is nothing worse than "hold on let me go put on some music." i guess you have to make your chillax mix segue into your sex mix. this is hopefully obvious advice, but do NOT let itunes shuffle do the job for you.
theory: leo gets the girls because he wears little vests and ties, and you do not because you just wear shirts. no matter how good the candy is, everybody loves a nice wrapper. - January 15, 2009 at 8:50 AM
- Baking With Plath said...
That picture of "you" on the bike with "leo" made me crack up.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:05 AM
- Melrox said...
There was a lot of fucking going on in that conversation. Move it to the real world and turn Leo into a woman and you would have it made.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:21 AM
- discotrash said...
btw this post inspired a blogpost at my blog today, so thanks for clearing up my writers block
- January 15, 2009 at 9:22 AM
- Stacey said...
I've just caught up on your blog...well written. The beginning resonates with me, because I went through something similar. Anyway.
As a girl, if you get up from making out with me to go put on music, I might laugh out loud at the cheesiness of it all. If it's already on when I get there, then fine. A little TV/movie for background noise also works well, I find. - January 15, 2009 at 9:25 AM
- The Sexologist said...
Haha! When Leo said "Naughty Business" mix, I immediately thought of the song "Business Time" by The Flight of the Concords.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:32 AM
- Kellie said...
What a great post. U 2 crack me up. I think he hit it good tho w/ the slower Beatles. Good choice b/c it's not an "obvious" lead into makeout music. :)
- January 15, 2009 at 9:33 AM
- Jest said...
Leo makes me laugh.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:35 AM
- rawbean said...
Beatles is cheesy. Current is better.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:48 AM
- unMuse said...
It's often funny how much harder it is on you that most other guys. Of course, girls have it the easiest when getting the making out going, but you seem to worry about so many little things. Just relax and let chemistry lead you.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:02 AM
- A Martini Always Helps said...
Wait, I think you may have gone astray at vodka. To really seduce a girl, you need wine. And non-plastic wine glasses.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:21 AM
- Muffy said...
HAHAHA! OMG, you are hilarious. Love the blog!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:21 AM
- L.C.T. said...
Oi! I Like fields of gold!!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:30 AM
- e said...
You are too funny. Definitely agree with the wine. I have a friend who always used to play "In The Air Tonight"by Phil Collins every time he had a potential makeout partner over.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:30 AM
- Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...
You, sir, have made my day.
And Leo's right... about all of it. - January 15, 2009 at 10:30 AM
- Stephanie said...
Good call on the vanilla coke. Ew.
Next time you need a good makeout (and more?) playlist, ask a girl. I have looots of good ideas.
Casual hooking up is a rite of passage, I suppose, but you know... maybe the fact that you didn't experience that so much because you had a long term girlfriend makes you less sleazy than most guys. A positive, I think? - January 15, 2009 at 10:31 AM
- Shan said...
that Leo man, you are a lucky bastard. he knows his shit! Norweigan Wood....genius! that should surely leave some cream in her panties! :) - January 15, 2009 at 10:40 AM
- Babs said...
leo has some pretty sound advice
- January 15, 2009 at 10:45 AM
- Bird * said...
you are ridiculous
- January 15, 2009 at 10:56 AM
- CarmenSinCity said...
Oh my god. You guys WAY over think this stuff. I'm a chick and I can promise you, when drunk, I never pay attention to background music. You guys are so funny!!
- January 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM
- Passionista said...
I definitely think background noise is necessary, but it doesn't have to be as thought out as described. The only music that would really throw me would be metal or folk music, talk about killer.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM
- Katelin said...
leo is awesome. haha. i love your conversations they are always guaranteed to amuse.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:23 AM
- verybadcat said...
Two things:
1. That was extremely amusing.
2. Leo gave you DOTS! "....." I have a friend that does this and it makes me crazy! I thought it was an "us" thing, until right this minute, when I saw Leo's rude ass dots! I hate those damn things! - January 15, 2009 at 11:50 AM
- Chris said...
What's wrong with Fields of Gold? It's my favorite karaoke song.
- January 15, 2009 at 12:07 PM
- Mishi said...
When I was a freshman in collge, I had a lot of guy friends discuss their "mood music" playlists with me. I agree with Leo - anything too obvoius, and it makes me want to laugh at the cheesiness of it all.
Thanks for the Delurking day comment, btw! :) - January 15, 2009 at 12:09 PM
- KatieSaysSo said...
I dont know how to handle the shampoo your crotch statement...I just cant come back from that....
Now I am thirsty for a vanilla coke though... - January 15, 2009 at 12:15 PM
- QueenBitch said...
You guys still have Vanilla coke? man that sucks I LOVE vanilla coke.
LOL Shampoo your crotch...
play that song "lets get it onnnnnn" I think its marvin gaye. ok dont actually its a bit in your face. oh and not britneys "womanizer" either.
Oh why dont you ask her what her fav bands are or her fav songs are? throw a few in with your mix. - January 15, 2009 at 1:04 PM
- Greta said...
Fields of Gold might have actually gotten you laid tho.
- January 15, 2009 at 1:38 PM
- Britt said...
I have to say - I hate diet anything.. :)
Must say - from a dental hygienist, you have very nice teeth :) - January 15, 2009 at 1:55 PM
- Bow Chica Wah Wah said...
I dont do DIET .... and I really like Leo
- January 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM
- Suzy Q said...
For once I agree with Leo...girls love subtle "music to fuck to" playlists...SEXY TIIIIIME!!!
- January 15, 2009 at 2:40 PM
- Petunia said...
Who knew guys thought so much and so deeply? Oh yeah, it's about getting laid so, of course...
Great post! - January 15, 2009 at 2:42 PM
- Tia said...
ohhh boy.
that was hilarious.
i love bro-time.
(i would say "bromance" but that jerkoff brody jenner ruined the word for me.) - January 15, 2009 at 3:18 PM
- S. said...
Did you ever find a "Suck It Emoticon"?
I'm still on the search... - January 15, 2009 at 3:33 PM
- Megkathleen said...
Sooooo? Are you going to post your Sexy Time playlist or what?
- January 15, 2009 at 4:02 PM
- Emmeline said...
hahahahaha. this is one of your best posts. I was laughing out loud. absolutely fantastic!
Em - January 15, 2009 at 4:10 PM
- Princess Pointful said...
Throw on Louie Louie.
I hear it does wonders. - January 15, 2009 at 5:00 PM
- Blaez said...
make sure you play this song
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi98g_lil-kim-feat-sisqo-how-many-licks_music - January 15, 2009 at 5:10 PM
- *~Dani~* said...
Boys' conversations are weird. Although I told someone once I would like Dave Matthew's Satellite as background music. He told me he was no good at rhthym. Now THAT was a ringing endorsement. Mood music, not rhthym. Good lord.
- January 15, 2009 at 5:38 PM
- JenBun said...
I was promised "Fields of Gold."
And Dave Matthews will get me every time...
(Damn, now I gave away my secret!) - January 15, 2009 at 5:56 PM
- Dolce said...
Didn't you make out to Fields of Gold once? I'm pretty sure you did.
I'd take Satellite over F&G any day... - January 15, 2009 at 5:59 PM
- Dolce said...
Guys shampoo their balls?
thoughful, maybe? - January 15, 2009 at 5:59 PM
- E said...
I love how honest you are! But vodka and diet coke? come on at least make the girl a good drink ;) Didn't realize that guys put this much thought into things, thought ya'll pretty much flew by the seat of your pants?! :)
- January 15, 2009 at 6:18 PM
- UBERMOUTH said...
What did you play, and did she?
- January 15, 2009 at 6:36 PM
- LBluca77 said...
Just pop in some porn and have it playing on the tv in the background. The best way to get in a girls pants.
- January 15, 2009 at 6:47 PM
- ButterflyLion said...
Ok I stand corrected. Leo does know how (most) women work. Yeah, if you follow his advice, she probably will make out with you. I agree with the vanilla coke. Diet coke is a good option because she will keep drinking if calories are not an issue. Vodka and Diet Coke is a good pick. If all you want is a shallow, meaningless make out session, then follow his advice. You have well earned a frivolous encounter, I think. However, when it comes time to fall in love and meet "the one", don't EVER, EVER take Leo's advice. In fact, you should probably run screaming down the road, stabbing yourself in the eyeballs with a fork rather than take his advice at that point.
I am kidding, by the way.
♥ - January 15, 2009 at 6:47 PM
- SGC said...
First off,shampoo your crotch? Gotta love Leo's words of wisdom. Second, being one of those girls who doesn't like coke(or pepsi), maybe go with juice as a mixer. She'll taste sweeter when you kiss her. Third, I have fond memories of a great make-out session with Bob Marley playing in the background. Anything with a smooth rhythm should do.
All of this doesn't have to be contrived either. First, I'd hope a guy I liked would take care of his personal hygiene, cuz, ew. Second, as we get older our tastes start to refine and most people have a bottle of something in the freezer. Third, Bob Marley should be in everyone's music collection. It's a classic and not obvious.
Have fun, whatever you decide to do.
--Nik - January 15, 2009 at 7:11 PM
- Molly said...
haha. guess i'll have to start paying more attention to the music selection.
- January 15, 2009 at 7:15 PM
- Maxie said...
It scares me that anyone has enough hair down there to shampoo.
Leo's right about the music though-- the last drunk makeout session I had was ruined by Cartman's version of "smack my bitch up".
I am not kidding - January 15, 2009 at 7:31 PM
- Therapeutic Ramblings said...
1. Leo is on the money; music/white noise is key.
2. Vanilla coke is sketch. Cranberry juice, OJ, and sprite should cover your bases. Wine can be more iffy, but if you do it right...you'll come off as classy.
3. Do more than "guy cleaning".
4. Clean and comfy sheets. - January 15, 2009 at 8:05 PM
- Cheryl said...
I went out with this guy who wanted to make out to Marilyn Manson.
No joke. - January 15, 2009 at 8:08 PM
- Dating Without Pants said...
IMO you gotta stop planning and start doing things on the fly. Too much pressure if you plan everything out, what if something goes how you don't expect it?
- January 15, 2009 at 8:10 PM
- rachel said...
it would take serious balls for a guy to play "fields of gold". i'd totally do him for the effort. haha.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:38 PM
- Christina said...
in college, i made-out with a naked guy in my friends spa while it rained...
you're not missing much.
definitely shampoo down... there. nothing worse than a funky smell. - January 15, 2009 at 8:43 PM
- EP said...
This post just kinda made my day. Really.
There's nothing like a good playlist to put on in the background, whether it's for hanging out, making out or, erm, other things. I was too awkward to make one for the bedroom, so my old roommate made one for me. It makes me laugh whenever we play it. - January 15, 2009 at 9:41 PM
- lavarocksilmare said...
Hey, it worked didn't it?? - January 15, 2009 at 11:36 PM
- sid said...
LOL! Had no idea guys had it so tuff. All we have to do is turn up?
- January 16, 2009 at 12:41 AM
- sequined said...
Fun story I tell every time I hear Fields of Gold, and which I totally would interrupt a make-out session to tell: when Michelle Kwan didn't win the gold medal in whatever Olympics that was, they did the exhibition skate after we all knew she lost, and it was to the song Fields of Gold. And we know she expected to win the gold medal, so it would have been nice, but she didn't win, so it was horrible and sad. And I cried.
And I'm so un-smooth, that I promise that if that were on a playlist, I would have stopped making out and told that pointless story. - January 16, 2009 at 2:44 AM
- UrbanVox said...
did it work?? :) - January 16, 2009 at 4:54 AM
- Fizzgig said...
it is sort of refreshing to know that guys do the same thing.
i know mine does, but he's just one in the world of many.
there are some good guys left who try to make things "just right" i think thats awesome.
the crotch? for me its a goose/gander thing. men should shave it too. then youd really be thoughtful. lol. - January 16, 2009 at 6:56 AM
- mistressmom said...
LOL wanting-sex-stories are always funnier than actual sex stories...
but, fo real, dude, you should come to NYC. chicks here don't mind walking up to a cute guy and saying, "Hi, I'm Jocelyn. Wanna see what I look like with your dick in my mouth?"
(true story. proof of my wing woman skills.) - January 16, 2009 at 9:59 AM
- Meghan said...
Diet Coke and Coldplay are eternal panty removers. Your welcome.
- January 16, 2009 at 11:30 AM
Norwegian wood is apt, considering, but there're just too many high-pitched whiny notes.
Leo's right though, you do need a chillax mix. - January 16, 2009 at 12:04 PM
- la ebria said...
beer + portishead = done
- January 16, 2009 at 1:50 PM
- floreta said...
hahaha did you really have this conversation? you're too funny. i don't really make out to music much :( not that i make out much either. i'm just saying in retrospect.. no chillax for me.
- January 16, 2009 at 2:27 PM
- Irene said...
hahah! Awesome post. I stumbled on your blog from one of my friend's blogs. Love the male perspective and honesty. Also reminds me the time I tried the whole dating thing after I got out of a long-term relationship and the shenanigans I got into.
- January 16, 2009 at 2:33 PM
- Larissa said...
i dont understand this! why do guys have to make something so complicated? simple is better.
diet coke? ack. no diet in drinks. yucky. just be yourself and it'll all work it self out. what girls need music mixes to get in the mood? seriously. plus when you try too hard it shows. - January 16, 2009 at 2:50 PM
- Therapeutic Ramblings said...
Less is more is the goal, but sometimes a little extra effort is the difference between making out and making breakfast the next day. O
It also helps if you have some t-shirts around, so you don't get one of your favorites hijacked (I've lost far too many good t-shirts to bad girls). - January 16, 2009 at 2:55 PM
- Nico said...
Ah, Leo, always full of win.
BTW, passed you an award: http://nicopolitan.com/2009/01/real-life-lemonadereal-life-lemonade/ - January 16, 2009 at 4:05 PM
- Des said...
Wow. This is complicated stuff. Every time I read your blog, I am inclined to think that guys really do think. At least you do.
- January 16, 2009 at 4:05 PM
- OhMyHeart said...
My bowchickawowow list has ColdPlay, Death Cab, John Mayer, some Eve6, and others that I can't think of now. It really came in handy once when the guy said "Ohwow, NOW I get your body is a wonder land. Dang, I didn't get John Mayer 'til now." He was probably totally lying/being sarcastic, but I took it as sexy and sincere :)
- January 16, 2009 at 4:27 PM
- jwriter said...
- January 16, 2009 at 5:52 PM
- jlc said...
101st comment?!?! I don't think your ego needs to be tickled anymore. :)
But finally a man in the blogging world! How rare. - January 16, 2009 at 6:15 PM
- heatherdc said...
somehow these conversations never get old. We're leaning so much about you crazy boys. ;)
Leo and his unending wisdom. - January 16, 2009 at 7:03 PM
- ExposedNYC said...
I'm pretty sure my ideal playlist is a little too obvious, but background noise is essential.
And go for vanilla vodka and keep Coke, Diet and Sprite in the fridge- mixes with all three and variety in mixers is much cheaper than other options. For every supposedly universal "girl drink" you'll get 20 commenters professing to hate it. - January 17, 2009 at 6:17 PM
- Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...
So, what happened that night? Did you fill her up with vodka-diets and make out with her to a slow Beatles song?
- January 18, 2009 at 7:07 AM
- KT said...
Just found your blog. Luv it~
- January 18, 2009 at 7:27 AM
- Noodlegirl said...
oh eheheheheheheh too funny! Wanna get laid easily FOOD and alcohol ALWAYS DOES THE TRICKS FOR MY FRIENDS ALWAYSSSS! lol
- January 18, 2009 at 9:58 AM
- hautepocket said...
I'm just curious but isn't shampooing ones crotch the equivalent of normal personal hygiene? Or am I really missing out on something here?
Either way, I'm sorry your efforts didn't end with sexy time. - January 18, 2009 at 12:08 PM
- C L said...
Citizen Cope.
That's the music. - January 18, 2009 at 6:36 PM
- Effortlessly Average said...
Waaaaiiiit a second... I think I just discovered where I've been going wrong. Leo mentions some helpful hints on the type of music to have playing when she comes over. I guess it was a mistake on my part to have Die You Cheating Whore from Turd Burger on the iPod when the doorbell rang. My bad.
- January 19, 2009 at 1:52 PM
- Emily said...
cheesedick. haha i'm officially addicted to your blog.
- January 19, 2009 at 3:31 PM
- Brianna said...
Leo is right though..."there's nothing more akward then a silent first make out"
- January 28, 2009 at 9:42 AM
- choofy said...
hahaha, loved it.
as for grooming, cleaning, schmoozing... girls pull this stuff, too :D - February 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM


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Object: Disassemble and Reassemble the PuzzleDifficulty: Level 9 - GruellingBrand: HanayamaTypes: Hanayama Metal Puzzles, Akio YamamotoDimensions: 2 in x 2 in x 1 1/4 in / 5.2 cm x 5.2 cm x 3.1 cmPackaging: Cardboard and Plastic Box
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Note: Our level rating system is different than Hanayama's. Hanayama's goes from 1-6 and ours goes from 5-10. A masterpiece by metal smith Akio Yamamoto, the key word for this puzzle is 'love'. The two individually linked loops make this puzzle extremely challenging. The objective is to remove the masterfully united 'Adam' and 'Eve' loops from the metal plate crafted in the shape of the 'Forbidden Fruit'...and, if you succeed in putting them back together again, your love may just come to fruition. -Yamamoto 1991-
Note: Our level rating system is different than Hanayama's. Hanayama's goes from 1-6 and ours goes from 5-10.
A masterpiece by metal smith Akio Yamamoto, the key word for this puzzle is 'love'. The two individually linked loops make this puzzle extremely challenging. The objective is to remove the masterfully united 'Adam' and 'Eve' loops from the metal plate crafted in the shape of the 'Forbidden Fruit'...and, if you succeed in putting them back together again, your love may just come to fruition.
-Yamamoto 1991-
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I also believe it was easier to take apart than assemble. You can always count on Hanayama for high quality puzzles, this is no exception. Recommended!
It seems as though these Cast Amour games and Puzzles are good and stimulating.Good effort was put into making or putting them together.
I agree with the other reviewers, it doesn't really deserve a Hanayama 5 rating. It took me about 15 minutes.
Nice, smooth operating puzzle. Probably a 7 to take apart and a 8 or 9 to put together.
I didn't find this as tough as other level 9's. It is harder to assemble than take apart. Very nice puzzle.
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Jets 5, Maple Leafs 4 (SO): Zach Bogosian scored in the 10th round of the shootout as visiting Winnipeg defeated Toronto for the second time in five days.Blake Wheeler, who scored two goals in the Jets' 5-2 victory over the Maple Leafs on Tuesday, added two more as part of a four-goal second period for Winnipeg. James Wright and Antti Miettinen also scored in the session to chase Ben Scrivens and Ondrej Pavelec stopped 28 shots as the Jets improved to 5-0-1 in their last six contests.Joffrey Lupul scored twice after missing 25 games with a broken arm, while Nikolai Kulemin and Phil Kessel also tallied for the Maple Leafs, who are winless in their last five contests (0-3-2). James Reimer made seven saves in relief of Scrivens, who was pulled after allowing four goals on 26 shots in two periods.After Wheeler and Tyler Bozak scored in the first and seconds rounds respectively, the goaltenders took center stage before Bogosian ended the lengthy ordeal by skating in and firing a wrist shot over Reimer's glove.Winnipeg trailed 1-0 after the first period, but outshot Toronto 15-8 in the second. Wheeler scored goals 3:26 apart, chopping a loose puck in the slot past Scrivens and converting on a wraparound opportunity to give the Jets a 4-1 lead. Kulemin and Lupul scored 25 seconds apart late in the period to pull Toronto back within one. Kessel scored his 10th on a long breakaway pass by Bozak 5:50 into the third period to send the game to overtime.GAME NOTEBOOK: Lupul scored on the first shot of his first shift, taking a pass from Nazem Kadri and firing a backhand from the slot past Pavelec. … Wright's goal was his first since Nov. 7, 2009, when he was a member of the Tampa Bay Lightning. … Winnipeg was 2-for-2 in short-handed situations and hasn't allowed a power-play goal in 11 games (28 opportunities).
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According to the district, an investigation into Holiday Hill Elementary School principal Denise Ahearn revealed she displayed "unprofessional and bizarre" behavior at the school on multiple occasions.
She's been with the district in various capacities for over three decades.
Now, the superintendent is recommending she is taken out of the school and re-assigned during Tuesday night's school board meeting.
Action News is digging deeper into Ahearn's past and found out this is something parents have been complaining to the district about for more than a year.
"The whole attitude. Such a poisonous attitude that she brought to that school," said grandmother Viera Eckhaus.
Eckhaus takes her granddaughter Veronica to Holiday Hill Elementary School daily. And she says ever since Denise Ahearn became principal last school year, she's had problems with her.
"Every time you went to see her about something she walked out through the back door. So you couldn't talk to her."
Eckhaus' complaints were sent to the Duval County School District back in February in a five-page letter.
And now Action News has learned the school district has a hefty stack of other complaints against Ahearn documented in an investigative report that Action News obtained.
"It's just clear that there was inappropriate approach with certain staff members as the report indicated bizarre behavior that again we just can't have that anywhere in our school district but especially at the school site," said Superintendent Nikolai Vitti.
According to the documents, a complainant says Ahearn would often straddle her legs around him while sitting. Other staff members reported she would carry around the book "Fifty Shades of Gray" and said to them, "If I keep reading this book, I'll be coming in here pinning someone against the wall."
And it's reported that she was once seen dancing sexually in front of students. Ahearn told investigators she was using the dancing to show "what we are trying to develop this year."
"My daughter was there when it happened," said Veronica's mother, Suzan Bryant.
Veronica's mom and grandmother are thankful that something was finally done and she's no longer interacting with the kids.
"That's really what these principals should be providing is what is right and what is wrong and her behavior was awful," she said. "Absolutely awful and that's not a role model for our children."
Action News did reach out to Dr. Ahearn for comment. Our inquiry was not returned.
During Tuesday night's board meeting, Vitti will also recommend termination for another Duval County teacher. Danielle Reed pleaded guilty to sleeping with a student from her school -- Atlantic Coast High. As part of her plea agreement, she received five years probation and has to hand over her teaching license.
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Our comprehensive FAQ can answer all your questions about adopting a pet from the ASPCA Adoption Center in New York City, located at 424 East 92nd Street, between 1st and York Avenues. The public is welcome on Mondays through Saturdays from 11:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M., and Sundays from 11:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M.
When you adopt a pet from the ASPCA, you can be certain that he has been treated well during his stay with us. Our cats and dogs enjoy a clean, stimulating environment, as well as socialization, play and exercise with trained staff and volunteers.
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What is the adoption process at the ASPCA?
When you arrive at the shelter, the Adoptions staff will ask you to complete a short Canine-ality™ or Feline-ality™ Assessment to identify what sort of dog or cat will best suit your lifestyle. For example, after work, do you love to go for long jogs or do you prefer to plop down in front of the tube? Depending on your response, we could match you with a dog who's been identified as a "Go-Getter" or a "Couch Potato."
After the survey, we'll walk you through the shelter to meet our resident dogs and cats. If you meet a pet and fall in love at first sight, you will then fill out an application for adoption. We require two forms of identification, including a telephone, utility or cable bill as one form, plus a driver's license, passport, or student or work ID.
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Adopting a pet can take as little as a few hours, provided you bring the materials required to complete an application. The ASPCA provides same-day adoptions for both cats and dogs.
Can I put a pet on hold?
We do offer a hold service for pets, but only for unavailable dogs. If you meet a pet in the shelter who still needs to be neutered, for example, you may put down a $75 nonrefundable deposit. (The deposit will be refunded only in those cases where the adoption is not a suitable match.)
Once I've decided on which pet to adopt, when can I take him home?
If your dog or cat is ready for adoption, you can take him home the same day your application is approved.
How many references do adopters need?
Right now we require two references from each adopter. However, we will soon be using the ASPCA's Meet Your Match™ program, which scientifically evaluates an animal's behavior and matches him or her to an adopter's personality and lifestyle preferences. Once we've fully transferred over to this program, we'll guide you in finding your pet and will no longer require references.
How will I know which dog or cat is right for me?
Please know that when you come in to the ASPCA Adoption Center to look for your new pet, you're not alone in the search. Our shelter has five full-time trainers—more than shelters three times our size—who have gotten to know our animals. They will be happy to guide you in your selection.
Will I be able to get to know a pet before I make my decision to adopt?
Of course! You'll have an opportunity to socialize with the dog or cat you've chosen to meet. Our playrooms, training center and dog runs are available for you and your canine of choice, and you'll be given a chance to hold and play with the cats who strike your fancy. We'll make sure you have plenty of hands-on interaction and opportunities for bonding before you make your decision.
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Yes, the ASPCA has both purebred and mixed-breed pets. It is a myth that shelters only house mixed-breed dogs and cats.
I want to adopt a specific breed or pet of a certain size. Can I submit a request?
The ASPCA believes that the best pet/people matches are based on compatible personalities, not on what a dog or cat looks like. Therefore, rather than reserve a certain breed or size of pet for you, we prefer that you come down to the shelter. The animals in our care range widely in size, age and personality type, and our highly trained behaviorists will help you to find a pet who fits best with your personality and lifestyle.
Will I be responsible for house training my adopted pet?
Most of our pets are housetrained; however, if you adopt a puppy or under-socialized adult dog, you may need to work with him during the transition. The ASPCA provides literature to guide you through the housetraining process.
Can I expect that the animal I adopt will be obedience-trained?
The ASPCA does screen all pets for behavior traits prior to adoption. Some of our animals are trained, but others may require a refresher course.
What if my adopted pet needs obedience classes? Do you have resources?
Yes, the ASPCA offers obedience classes for dogs adopted from our shelter, and the classes are mandatory for puppies adopted from the ASPCA.
What if the pet I adopt has behavior problems?
The ASPCA provides behavior counseling over the phone to new adopters.
Before bringing my adopted pet home, can I introduce her to the pets I already have?
Yes, in fact we encourage potential adopters to bring their pets with them for an introduction on neutral ground.
Is there an adoption fee?
Yes, adoption fees for companion animals are:
Fees include 14 days of free follow-up veterinary care at the ASPCA Bergh Memorial Animal Hospital, a leash and collar or carrier, and information about what to expect from your new pet.
We also require that all puppies attend obedience classes, which run an affordable $25 for four classes.
Why isn't it free to adopt?
In addition to supporting our shelter's ability to care for incoming animals, the ASPCA's adoption fees cover spay/neuter surgery, vaccinations, microchipping and registration, as well as FeLV/FIV testing for cats and heartworm testing for dogs.
Will I be responsible for spaying or neutering my adopted pet?
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Will I be responsible for microchipping my adopted pet?
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If I adopt from the ASPCA, will I receive special ASPCA medical or veterinary services for my pet?
During the first two weeks after adoption, every new pet can come into Bergh Memorial Animal Hospital for a veterinary exam. Up to $250 worth of veterinary fees are covered, should your new pet develop an illness after arriving in his new home. Adopters must make their own appointment; after two weeks, all medical responsibilities fall into the adopter's hands.
I've just adopted a pet from the ASPCA. Will you follow up to see how it's going?
A member of our staff will contact you by phone or email within the first three weeks after adoption to make sure the settling-in process is going smoothly. This is especially helpful if the pet you've adopted is working through a behavior issue or has a health condition that takes extra care. Of course, our specialists will be available to provide ongoing support and guidance, and there is a wealth of training advice in our online Animal Behavior Center.
What can I expect from my new pet when I bring him home?
Our trainers and behaviorists know the animals in our shelter and will discuss their personalities with you. Please remember, however, that it takes time for an animal to settle into a new home, and your new friend must be treated with patience and given time to adjust.
What if I adopt a pet, but it's not working out—can I return him?
We actually ask that you do return a pet with whom you're not getting along, whether it's after one week or ten years. Before we take him or her back, however, we'll discuss the problem you're having. If it's a behavior issue, you can call our behavior hotline number, provided exclusively to ASPCA adopters to discuss possible behavior solutions. You may also consult a reputable trainer for assistance. And you can read our online behavior information for helpful tips.
What if I adopt a pet, but it's not working out—can I give him to a friend?
Although the adopter's contract you receive states that you must return the pet to us if it doesn't work out, you may feel you've found an appropriate home with a family that is well-suited to your pet. If this is the case, please contact us so that we can update our records.
Does the ASPCA Adoption Center euthanize animals?
The ASPCA Adoption Center is a limited admission shelter which takes in only as many animals as we can comfortably, humanely care for. As a result, the Adoption Center does not euthanize animals for lack of space, and the ASPCA does not support euthanasia as the predominant means of managing the pet overpopulation problem. We consider euthanasia as a last resort used only in extreme cases. We make every effort to place each of our shelter animals in a safe, responsible home. In a small percentage of cases, this may not be possible due to severe medical conditions that cause the animal to suffer, or due to extreme aggression that poses a danger to the community and the animal's quality of life. In these rare instances, humane euthanasia is carefully weighed and considered, and when it is absolutely necessary that an animal be euthanized, the euthanasia is done painlessly and humanely so as to prevent the animal from suffering.
If an animal hasn't gotten adopted, how long will you keep him in your shelter?
Since we do not euthanize animals for lack of space, animals who are physically and behaviorally healthy will remain under our care until they are adopted. We do not place a time limit on the search for a pet's home.
Can I give a pet as a gift?
If you think that a friend or family member would benefit from having a pet, there's a way for you to offer this gift while letting your friend have the experience of meeting and choosing the animal. The ASPCA's Gift-a-Pet Certificate allows you to pay the adoption fee of a cat or kitten for the giftee of your choice. The recipient of the certificate may then come to the ASPCA Adoption Center and visit the cats and kittens in our care.
Please visit ASPCA.org for more details.
I found a litter of kittens. Can I bring them to the ASPCA?
Please call the ASPCA Adoption Center at (212) 876-7700 before bringing in strays. If we have room in the shelter, we'll ask you to bring them in during our public intake hours on Tuesdays between 1:00 P.M. and 3:00 P.M. However, we cannot guarantee that there will be space in the shelter for found animals. In the case that we do not have space, we'll direct you to Animal Care & Control (AC&C) of New York City at 326 East 110th Street, between 1st and 2nd Avenues. AC&C can be reached by calling 311. The facility is not a no-kill shelter, and animals brought there have only a limited time in which to be adopted.
I can no longer care for my pet. Can I leave her with the ASPCA?
The ASPCA considers pets to be members of the family who will be deeply affected by such a drastic change. We ask that you take a moment to consider that your pet's life is in your hands. If your final decision is to surrender your companion animal, please call the ASPCA Adoption Center at (212) 876-7700. If we have space, you'll be asked to bring your companion animal in to us during our public intake hours on Tuesdays between 1:00 P.M. and 3:00 P.M. In the case that we do not have space, we recommend that you use your personal contacts (veterinarian, dog walker, pet sitter, friends, family, coworkers, etc.), to find a healthy, suitable new home. Animal Care & Control (AC&C) of New York City at 326 East 110th Street, between 1st and 2nd Avenues, is also an option. Please note, however, that AC&C is not a no-kill shelter, and animals who are brought to this facility have only a limited time in which to be adopted.
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Quilted double-breasted trench coat made from synthetic fibers. Front seam pockets. Faux horn buttons on front, back, sleeves, epaulets and belt tabs. 34" center back length. Machine wash warm. Imported.
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Ladies Leather A-2 Flight Jacket
History repeats itself when you slip into this accurate replica of the famous A-2 flight jacket. The timeless design and tough-as-nails genuine cowhide will hold up for generations. Two dual entry pockets outside and one inside chest pocket. Ribbed knit waistband and cuffs. Wind flap covers zipper front. Imported. Leather clean.Learn MoreColors: Black, Brown.
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Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora avoided a second straight off-season of contract controversy by agreeing to a restructured deal Friday, the team announced.
Umenyiora, whose 69 career regular-season sacks places him fourth on the Giants' all-time list, was unhappy with his contract last off-season and did not report to training camp on time. He had skipped all previous team workouts this off-season as he sought a new deal again, and Umenyiora said in the team's release that he was excited to put the negotiations behind him and will be present for Monday's training session.
"This gives me peace of mind, definitely," Umenyiora said. "We just resolved a situation. It really was affecting me in a bad way. Because I didn't like all the negativity that was surrounding the whole situation. I couldn't stand it, because if you know me, you know I'm not that type of person. I'm just happy all that is over with and I'll be there. I'll play out this contract, I'll play this year and I'll play my heart out."
Umenyiora joins Mathias Kiwanuka as prominent defensive players to sign new contracts with the Giants this off-season. Terms of Umenyiora's agreement were not disclosed.


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For the price its actually ok however the staff is helpful and courteous. Breakfast and Dinner were both Ok to Average. Will surely return if I am on a budget. The location is alright, in the city so just a few minutes away from restaurants etc.
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Am I a virgin? I think I am. I mean it went in her but it was floppy and it wasn't very nice so I think I'm a virgin. I'm going to say I am. Will look better on my uni applications.
Liverpool, 1989. Greg is fourteen. He has just started secondary school. He earns pocket money sweeping up hair in a barbers. Girls are aliens. Liverpool FC are everything.
Bottleneck is a vibrant coming-of-age story about becoming a man through adventures both big and small. It is about a notorious city; Liverpool. How the outside world views it, and how it views the outside world.
James Cooney performs following his acclaimed breakthrough performance in Island at the National Theatre. Directed by Steven Atkinson, awarding-winning director and Artistic Director of HighTide Festival Theatre.
Luke Barnes is a northern-born emerging playwright; both a unique and exciting wordsmith. His first play Chapel Street was selected as one of the top 5 new plays off the West End in 2011 by The Stage and he was shortlisted for an OffWestEnd award for most promising playwright.
Steven Atkinson directs. His previous productions for HighTide at the Edinburgh Festival include Dusk Rings A Bellby Stephen Belber (Assembly) and Lidless by Frances Ya-Chu Cowhig (Underbelly, Fringe First 2010 winner).
Tickets: Full £11/ GulbCard £9/Student £7/GulbCard Student and Gulbenkian Education Network £6
Running time: 60 minutes approx. No interval.
Suitable for ages 12+
Please note contains language which may offend
Luke Barnes, 24, captures the voice of Britain's youth with wit and compassion. He emerges from this year's Fringe as a red-hot writing talent to watch. (****FOUR STARS, The Independent)
Bottleneck is an outstanding play by young writer Luke Barnes. (****FOUR STARS, The Telegraph)
Performed with poise and seemingly endless energy by James Cooney. (****FOUR STARS, The Scotsman)
Barnes is one of the best new writers at the Fringe, and James Cooney is exceptional as Greg. (*****FIVE STARS, Three Weeks)
Bottleneck feels urgent, fresh, full of rage. (****FOUR STARS, Exuent)
There's been quite a buzz about Luke Barnes' play, and one can understand why. (***FOUR STARS, Whatsonstage.com)
Totally brought to life by Barnes' vividly expressionistic writing. (****FOUR STARS, The List)
James Cooney gives a great performance. (Time Out)