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The Webster Center for Advanced Research and Education in Radiation, a group founded by the Massachusetts General Hospital Department of Radiology to develop and promote methods of imaging using the lowest achievable level of patient radiation exposure, is pleased to announce the publication of its clinical CT protocols.In addition, the Webster Center today announces the launch of its website www.massgeneralimaging.org/webster, the creation of a radiation-dose fellowship program, a symposium slated for this fall, and the upcoming launch of Imaging Safely, a free e-mail newsletter that will provide physicians with monthly information on methods of radiation-dose reduction.Mass General's clinical CT protocols provide descriptions of how to perform many specific types of CT exams and include Mass General's processes for tailoring those exams to each patient – a key factor in ensuring the lowest radiation dose."With this unprecedented action, the Webster Center is making Mass General's hard-won expertise available to radiology departments worldwide, which can immediately employ this knowledge to the benefit of their patients," said Mass General Radiologist-in-Chief James H. Thrall, MD, who founded the Webster Center in 2010. "The Mass General CT protocols reflect the sum total of more than a decade of clinical research, and we are proud to share these state-of-the-art methods with the radiology community."The protocols, available for download at the Webster Center website, cover abdominal, cardiac, chest, musculoskeletal, neurological, and pediatric exams, with more to follow."From an educational perspective, these protocols provide a very structured display of scanning parameters down to the last detail," said Mannudeep K. Kalra, MD, an assistant radiologist in the cardiovascular and thoracic divisions at Mass General and a senior fellow of the Webster Center. "These protocols underscore the importance of tailoring exams according to clinical indications, body regions, patient age, and patient size – all of which helps optimize radiation dose."Patient safety is part of the culture at Mass General Imaging, according to Dushyant V. Sahani, MD, director of CT Imaging. "We take pride in providing the safest possible and most effective environment to scan our patients in CT," he said. "We have fostered a successful partnership between the technologists, physicists, radiologists and the referring physicians to enable dose-optimized approaches in the realm of clinical care. Moreover, CT dose is a moving target, so we will continue to invest in new technology, research and education to meet our obligations to our patients." The Webster CenterThe Department of Radiology at Mass General has been active in reducing radiation exposure for more than a decade, striving to develop procedures that ensure the lowest possible dose for each exam while still maintaining full diagnostic confidence. Mass General radiologists and researchers have published more than 100 academic papers relating to radiation dose since the mid 1990s. In 2010, Thrall formalized the department's commitment to radiation reduction by forming the Webster Center for Advanced Research and Education in Radiation. "The Webster Center brings together radiologists from each of Mass General's radiology subspecialties, along with physicists and computer scientists, to tackle fundamental questions of physics and biology that relate to reducing radiation while maintaining image quality," he said. "By doing this in an organized way, we are able to address every organ system and every disease. To my knowledge, it's the only such effort in the country."The center is named in honor of the late Edward (Ted) W. Webster, PhD (1922-2005), who distinguished himself as an outstanding leader, educator, and scientist during his 47 years in the Mass General Department of Radiology and on the Harvard Medical School faculty. The center is being funded in part by a significant monetary gift Webster made to Mass General Imaging.
Fellowship programsThe Webster Center has established visiting fellowship programs for both radiologists and radiology technologists to further their understanding of CT radiation and learn practical methods of reducing CT radiation through first-hand observation at Mass General. Please see the Webster Center website for more information.SymposiumScheduled for Sept. 30 and Oct. 1, 2011, at Massachusetts General Hospital, the 1st Annual Symposium on Radiation Safety in CT is intended to train radiologists and technologists on simple and advanced methods of reducing radiation dose while maintaining diagnostic confidence in CT examinations. Please see the Webster Center website for more information.Imaging SafelyThe Webster Center will soon launch a free email newsletter, Imaging Safely, which will provide radiologists and referring physicians with ongoing updates on radiation-dose efforts. Each issue will feature a subspecialty expert discussing the progress being made in his or her area of expertise, plus an image gallery, case examples, and links to recent academic papers. The newsletter will be published monthly and will be available via the Webster Center website.Ask the expertsIn addition to publishing Mass General's CT protocols, the Webster Center invites physicians and other radiology professionals to submit questions about radiation-dose reduction to email@example.com. Our experts will answer those questions and publish selected questions and answers on the Webster Center website and in the Imaging Safely newsletter.About the Massachusetts General HospitalCelebrating the 200th anniversary of its founding in 1811, Massachusetts General Hospital is the original and largest teaching hospital of Harvard Medical School. The MGH conducts the largest hospital-based research program in the United States, with an annual research budget of nearly $700 million and major research centers in AIDS, cardiovascular research, cancer, computational and integrative biology, cutaneous biology, human genetics, medical imaging, neurodegenerative disorders, reproductive biology, regenerative medicine, reproductive biology, systems biology, transplantation biology and photomedicine.
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Deadpool (2016)
- Spoilers (5)
Deadpool: From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.
Deadpool: [to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
[In an Australian accent]
Deadpool: And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
Wade Wilson: I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.
[Lies down in bed beside Vanessa]
Wade Wilson: They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
Deadpool: And you are?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
Deadpool: Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!
Blind Al: I get why you're so pissy, but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman and tell her how you feel.
Deadpool: What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me. If you could see me, you'd understand.
Blind Al: Looks aren't everything.
Deadpool: Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?
Blind Al: Love is blind, Wade.
Deadpool: No. You're blind.
Blind Al: So you're just gonna lie there and whimper?
Deadpool: No, I'm gonna wait 'till this arm plows through puberty, and then I'll come up with a whole new Christmas day plan.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?
Deadpool: Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.
Colossus: [voice from inside the mansion] Wade, is that you?
Deadpool: Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
Deadpool: [Commenting on her shaved head] Ripley, from Alien 3!
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Fuck, you're old.
Deadpool: [cackles] Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.
Colossus: You will come talk with Professor Xavier.
Deadpool: McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing.
Deadpool: [waving his broken wrists] All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!
Deadpool: You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
Deadpool: Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.
Deadpool: [farts] Hashtag drive-by.
Deadpool: [chasing a crippled henchman on a zamboni] That's right! You're about to be killed by a zamboni!
Deadpool: Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! In five minutes!
Deadpool: [to Colossus] Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
Deadpool: [to Angel Dust] You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him.
Colossus: I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...
[Colossus charges at Angel... who decks him and sends him flying]
Deadpool: I mean, that's why I brought her?
[points at Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who is busy on her phone]
Deadpool: Oh, no, finish your tweet. It's not... That's... Just give us a second. Yeah. There you go. Hashtag it. Go get her, tiger.
[Negasonic Teenage Warhead attacks Angel Dust with a fiery explosion]
Deadpool: Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
Deadpool: A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, sixteen walls.
[from leaked test footage]
Deadpool: Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!
Wade Wilson: Here's what I'm actually gonna do? I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, and then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole.
Weasel: I don't want to see that or think of it again. But the douchebag does think your dead, right?
Wade Wilson: Yeah.
Weasel: That's good. You should keep it that way.
Wade Wilson: What, like, wear a mask?
Weasel: Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. I am sorry... you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
Wade Wilson: Like a testicle with teeth.
Weasel: You will die alone. I mean, if you could die. Ideally, for others' sake.
Wade Wilson: Do you like what you see?
Weasel: No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Wade Wilson: Yeah.
Weasel: Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.
Wade Wilson: And the only guy the who fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory. And he's gone. Poof!
Weasel: Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this because as of now, you only have one course of action.
Wade Wilson: Damn straight. Find Francis.
Weasel: Star in horror films.
Wade Wilson: What?
Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
[repeated line]
Deadpool: Maximum effort.
Deadpool: Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.
Deadpool: Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
Weasel: [to Deadpool before he heads out on a suicide mission to save Vanessa] I'd go with you, but... I don't want to.
Deadpool: [Shoving car's cigarette lighter into goon's mouth] I've never said this to anyone before, but don't swallow!
[Wastes two bullets on the corpse of a goon who shot him in the ass]
Deadpool: Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!
Wade Wilson: Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved. Chechnya, isn't that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico. You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish?
Weasel: No.
Wade Wilson: El cancer.
Vanessa Carlysle: So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?
Wade Wilson: Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
Vanessa Carlysle: Sounds like you do. Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink.
Wade Wilson: You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All the things I can live without.
Deadpool: I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.
[Fires at Ajax multiple times and misses]
Deadpool: Bad Deadpool!
[Shoots another bad guy in the head]
Deadpool: Good Deadpool.
Wade Wilson: [voiceover, after Vanessa has agreed to marry him] Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.
[Wade collapses]
Deadpool: [as Angel Dust walk towards them] Finish fucking her the fuck up.
Colossus: Language, please.
Deadpool: Suck a cock.
[Thugs surround the SUV that Deadpool attacked. A window opens... ]
Deadpool: [raises his hands] Wait! You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
[points at a thug on the left]
Deadpool: This guy's got the right idea. he wore the brown pants.
Deadpool: [his head smashed into back of driver's seat] Rich Corinthian leather.
[after shooting three people in the head with one bullet, inhales the smoke from his own guns]
Deadpool: Ahhhh. I'm touching myself tonight.
Wade Wilson: [to Vanessa] Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?
Deadpool: [Punches Colussus in the groin, breaking his hand] Ahhh! Your poor wife!
Recruiter: What if I told you we can cure your cancer? And what's more, give you abilities most mean only dream of?
Wade Wilson: I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y.
Vanessa Carlysle: Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up.
Wade Wilson: Hey! How many more minutes can I get for this?
[looking at his Voltron ring]
Wade Wilson: FYI, five mini lion bots come together to form one super-bot!
Vanessa Carlysle: Five mini lion bots?
Vanessa Carlysle: Three minutes.
Wade Wilson: Deal! What do we do with the remaining two minutes thirty-seven seconds?
Vanessa Carlysle: [pause] Cuddle?
[from leaked test footage]
Deadpool: There's no easy way to say this... I'm pregnant, Trevor!
Deadpool: Daddy needs to express some rage.
[starts firing his guns]
Dopinder: Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?
Deadpool: Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Dopinder: And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?
Deadpool: This shit...
[lifts his mask halfway showing his scarred face]
Deadpool: Boo!
Weasel: [looking for Vanessa] Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
Wade Wilson: [to self] Fuck me!
Weasel: Uh, maybe not start with that.
Deadpool: I should've come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Vanessa Carlysle: You mean this mask?
[takes off mask to reveal cheap paper mask of Wolverine]
Deadpool: And this one, in case the other fell off.
[she peels off the mask]
Vanessa Carlysle: Wow.
Wade Wilson: Yeah.
Vanessa Carlysle: After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it's a face... I'd be happy to sit on.
[in the midst of a car crash]
Deadpool: Shit. Did I leave the stove on?
Deadpool: [to Colossus] You, go be a big brother to someone! And tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn!
Deadpool: Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment - right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
Weasel: [to Blind Al] Wanna get fucked up?
Blind Al: Why such a douche this morning?
Wade Wilson: Let's recap: the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today... arm... Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
Deadpool: I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.
Deadpool: [shot in the butt] Right up Main Street.
Recruiter: Mr. Wilson.
Wade Wilson: How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.
Ajax: Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut.
Wade Wilson: Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
[the one scene where they don't have sex]
Wade Wilson: Happy Lent.
Vanessa Carlysle: Happy Lent dear.
Deadpool: LOOK! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: ...You got me in a box here.
Deadpool: AH-HAA!
Wade Wilson: Vanessa's already working on plan's A, B, through Z. Me? I'm trying to memorize the details of her face, like it's the first time I'm seeing it... or the last.
Deadpool: [In the middle of a fistfight] Have you seen this man?
[holds up a crude crayon drawing of Francis]
Colossus: You've been warned before, Deadpool. This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will both be coming with us.
Deadpool: Look, Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now!
Deadpool: How's the Kullen coming along? Ikea doesn't assemble itself, you know.
Blind Al: You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen. It's an improvement on the Hurdal.
Deadpool: Please. Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal. I'd have taken a Hemnes or a Trysil over a Hurdal.
Deadpool: No, I didn't get excited until I saw the Kullen.
Blind Al: Screw, please.
Deadpool: Here? Now? Just kidding. I know it's been decades.
Blind Al: You'd be surprised.
Deadpool: Pretty grossed out.
Strip Club DJ: You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!
Deadpool: [Ripping his own underwear out of his pants to make a white flag] Look away! LOOK AWAY CHILD!
Deadpool: Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share!
[Looking at his slowly regrowing 'baby hand']
Wade Wilson: I bet it feels huge in this hand.
Colossus: We can't allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly.
Deadpool: You big chrome cock-gobbler!
Colossus: That's not nice.
Deadpool: You're really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil. Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.
[a dead body falls off an overhead traffic sign]
Deadpool: That guy was already up there when I got here.
Deadpool: [Cutting off his arm and spraying blood in Colussus' face] Are you there God? It's me, Margaret!
Wade Wilson: [Looking at a text from Ajax] What is that?
Weasel: That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.
Strip Club DJ: Hey. Coming on to our stage right now... give it up for Chastity!
Weasel: Or as I like to call her... Irony.
[from leaked test footage]
Deadpool: [singing to Hollaback Girl on the radio] I heard that you were talking shit / And you didn't think that I'd hear it / People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up... This my shit, this my shit / This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S...
Deadpool: There are no words. Me and you are headed to fix this butterface.
Ajax: What? You stupid fucking idiot. Did you really think there was a cure... for that?
Deadpool: What?
Ajax: You heard me.
Deadpool: No. No! So, you mean to say... after all this, you can't fix me?
Ajax: It sounds even stupider when you say it.
Deadpool: Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?
[Deadpool aims gun at Ajax's head]
Deadpool: Any last words?
Ajax: What's my name?
Deadpool: [Cocks his gun] Who fucking cares?
Deadpool: [looks at the screen] Cue the music.
[first lines]
Deadpool: Kinda lonesome back here.
[wedges himself through the Plexiglas opening between the back seat and the front]
Deadpool: Yeah, little help.
Weasel: Oh, shit.
Wade Wilson: What?
Weasel: I put all my money on you and now I just realized I'm never going to win the, uh...
Wade Wilson: Dead pool.
[thinks for a moment]
Wade Wilson: Captain Deadpool... No, just...
Weasel, Wade Wilson: Just Deadpool.
Weasel: To you, Mr. Pool. Deadpool. That sounds like a fucking franchise.
Deadpool: [to The Recruiter] Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the foot long... Fully loaded.
Wade Wilson: Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me, not the ghost of Christmas me.
Vanessa Carlysle: Well, I wanna remember us.
Wade Wilson: I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box "Careless Whisper" outside your window. Wham!
Vanessa Carlysle: No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay? We can fight this. Besides, I just realized something. You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.
Wade Wilson: [to Ajax] You got something in your teeth.
Colossus: Do you have off switch?
Deadpool: Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch?
Ajax: We have everything we need now.
Weasel: You sure? You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II.
Deadpool: This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real... blurry!
[cocks gun]
Deadpool: Cock-Shot!
[repeated line]
Ajax: What's my name?
Weasel: Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. What can I do for you?
Deadpool: I'd love to get a Blow Job.
Weasel: Oh, God, me too.
Deadpool: The drink, moose knuckle, But first...
Weasel: All right, Kahlua, Bailey's and whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job. Why do you make me make that?
Wade Wilson: Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Because it sounds suspiciously made up. What is it really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
[in British accent]
Wade Wilson: Is it Basil Fawlty?
Ajax: Oh, joke away. One thing that never survives in this place is a sense of humor.
Wade Wilson: We'll see about that.
Ajax: I suppose we will.
Ajax: [to Angel] He's all yours.
[Ajax leaves]
Wade Wilson: Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?
[Angel punches Wade]
Colossus: I've given Deadpool every chance to join us but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming an X-Man?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Which benefits? The matching unitards? The house that blows up every few years?
Colossus: Please. House blowing up builds character.
Deadpool: Shit! I forgot the ammo!
Vanessa Carlysle: Hey, hands off the merchandise.
Wade Wilson: Merchandise? Huh... so you uh, bump fuzzies for money?
Vanessa Carlysle: Yep.
Wade Wilson: Rough childhood?
Vanessa Carlysle: Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
Wade Wilson: Daddy left before I was conceived.
Vanessa Carlysle: Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
Wade Wilson: Where else do you put one out?
Vanessa Carlysle: I was molested!
Wade Wilson: Me too. Uncle.
Vanessa Carlysle: Uncles. They took turns.
Wade Wilson: I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happened to be my...
Vanessa Carlysle: Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.
Wade Wilson: [Gasps] You had a dishwasher. I didn't even known sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.
Vanessa Carlysle: [laughs] Who would do such a thing?
Wade Wilson: Hopefully you. Later tonight? Hey, what can I get for $275 and uh... a Yogurtlands reward card?
Vanessa Carlysle: Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. And a low-fat dessert.
[Puts card in his mouth]
Deadpool: Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it.
[Angel Dust jumps from the platform and lands]
Deadpool: [clapping his hands] Whoo! Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees.
Dopinder: I presume a crisp high five?
Deadpool: For you? 10.
[slaps Dopinder a double high-five]
Deadpool: [to Colossus and Negasonic] Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference.
Deadpool: [Whispers to Dopinder] You know what do to.
Dopinder: Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!
Deadpool: I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve 'cause I'ma go lookin'!
Ajax: I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade. When I'm finished, perhaps I'll have to grow back you.
Deadpool: A hush fall over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan, lines up the shot. His form looks good.
[kicks Francis in the head]
Deadpool: Oh! And that's why Regina rhymes with fun.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [pointing behind Deadpool] Hey, Douche-Pool!
Deadpool: [turns around] And I hope *you're* watching -
[gasps in horror, as Ajax has disappeared]
Colossus: Quite unfortunate...
Deadpool: [shaking his head in disbelief] THAT DOES IT!
[punches Colossus in the face, breaking his own hand]
Deadpool: Ooh! Oh, Canada! That's not good...
Vanessa Carlysle: I've played a lot of roles, damsel in distress ain't one of them.
[punches Ajax]
Deadpool: I've been traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people.
Weasel: And killing them, I know, I saw your Instagram.
Weasel: So what was a special operatives doing in Jacksonville?
Deadpool: That's classified. They have a wonderful TGI Fridays!
Deadpool: [During the final battle] Bob?
Bob: Wade?
Deadpool: Oh, my God. I haven't seen you since...
Bob: Jacksonville.
Deadpool: TGI.
Deadpool: Well, what the hell?
[Deadpool helps Bob up]
Deadpool: God. Come here you.
[Deadpool knocks Bob out, and then Deadpool starts dragging him]
Deadpool: How are the kids? Good? And Gail? She still fixing that tuna casserole? *So* good. Bad for the waistline, you know what I'm talking about.
Deadpool: [to Vanessa] If I never see you again, know that I love you.
Deadpool: There's the money shot, baby.
Recruiter: Mr. Wilson. Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it."
Wade Wilson: Just promise you'll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else.
Recruiter: Of course.
Wade Wilson: And please don't make the super-suit green. Or animated.
Wade Wilson: Not out of the woods yet. You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me.
Gavin Merchant: Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card?
Wade Wilson: I will shoot your fucking cat!
Gavin Merchant: I don't know what that means. I don't have a cat.
Wade Wilson: Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
Deadpool: And you, chicken noodle... Nothing compares to you. Sinéad O'Connor, 1990. Sorry
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: That's all right. You're cool.
Deadpool: [Gasps] What in the ass? That was not mean. I'm proud of you!
Colossus: We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade
Deadpool: For a second there, it felt like we were three minutes-lion robots coming together to form one super robot.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: There's a stupid.
Dopinder: My romantic rival, Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a polluted fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.
Deadpool: I did not tell him to do that! Absolutely not! It got lost in translation. Dopinder this is *no* way to win Gita's heart back!
Deadpool: I am so proud of you.
Deadpool: Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like.
Deadpool: Kill him.
Deadpool: And then win Gita back the old-fashioned way with your boyish charm.
Deadpool: Kidnap her.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [to Colossus] He's super dead.
Deadpool: [walking towards Blind Al's home] She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. And I think she's in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too.
Deadpool: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love... tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?
Dopinder: Yeah.
Deadpool: Or the whole world tastes like Mama Juice after hot yoga.
Dopinder: Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?
Deadpool: Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.
Wade Wilson: Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin' that right? Orflasky? Orlovsy? - Yeah? Good. 'Cause she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): [nervously] I'm, uh...
Wade Wilson: A stalker.
[points his knife]
Wade Wilson: Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Yes... Yes, sir.
Wade Wilson: Then we're done.
[puts the knife away]
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Wait, we... we are?
Wade Wilson: Yeah, totally done!
[everyone starts laughing]
Wade Wilson: [to Merchant] You should have seen your face!
Gavin Merchant: I didn't know what to do. I was so scared!
Wade Wilson: Soft spot, remember?
[suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall]
Wade Wilson: You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too!
Wade Wilson: That came out wrong. Or did it?
[kisses Jeremy on the cheek]
Deadpool: [upon learning Ajax took Vanessa] I'm gonna need all the guns.
Weasel: Which ones?
Deadpool: ALL OF THEM!
Blind Al: [as Deadpool washes his clothes] Use seltzer water and lemon juice for blood. Or wear red, dumbass!
Colossus: [to Negasonic] You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is most important meal of day. Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.
Teen Girl #1: Hey, do you think you can fuck up my stepdad?
Wade Wilson: I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it.
Meghan Orlovsky: Hey, wait! You're my hero.
Wade Wilson: No-no-no-no. That I ain't!
Wade Wilson: Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries. Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card.
Deadpool: Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
Dopinder: That's, uh, $27.50.
Deadpool: I... I never carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
Dopinder: Oh.
Deadpool: But, uh, how about a crisp high five?
[last lines]
Deadpool: See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you. Now, let's finish this epic wide shot... pull out, here we go... that looks nice, its gonna be about the only thing that's pullin' out tonight. Who doesn't love a happy ending, huh? Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood Pool guy singing...
[alongside George Michael's "Careless Whisper" vocals]
Deadpool: "I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you, ohhhhhhh!"
Wade Wilson: [after receiving his cancer diagnosis] You're clowning. You're not clowning? I sense clowns.
Ajax: You know the funniest part of this? You still think we're making you a superhero. You. A dishonorable discharge. Hip-deep in hookers. You're nothing. Little secret, Wade. This workshop doesn't make superheroes, we make super-slaves. We're gonna fit you with a control collar and auction you off to the highest bidder. Who know what they'll have you doing? Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters. Maybe just now the occasional lawn.
Wade Wilson: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Wade Wilson: What if I just held on and never let go?
Vanessa Carlysle: Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke.
Wade Wilson: Oh, Star Wars jokes.
Vanessa Carlysle: Empire.
Wade Wilson: Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer.
Deadpool: [on X-Men Wolverine] I've got no problems with Hugh. I mean he's a delightful guy, he really is. True legend. But the movie, that was a career low for me.
[frustrated with Deadpool after her IKEA furniture collapses]
Blind Al: I wish I'd never heard of Craigslist.
Deadpool: And I quote: "Looking for roommate. Blind to life's imperfections. Must be good with hands." Or would you rather *I* build furniture and you pay rent?
Deadpool: [he forgot his guns] Goddammit! I'm gonna do this the old-fashioned way: with two swords, and maximum effort.
Deadpool: I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up worse guys.
Ajax: You're lovely. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm touched.
David Cunningham: We were just joking.
Ajax: No, no. It's okay. I encourage distractions. Wouldn't want you giving up on us, now would we?
Wade Wilson: Hey, don't take any shit from him, Cunningham. How tough can he be with a name like Francis?
David Cunningham: Francis?
Wade Wilson: That's his legal name. He got Ajax from the dish soap. F, R, A, N, C, I... Oops!
Wade Wilson: You bet on me to die? Wow. Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend. Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then die. Like the city of Detroit.
[Ajax, atop a downed helicarrier, sees Deadpool, Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead arriving at junkyard]
Ajax: WADE WILSON! What's my name?
Deadpool: [under his breath] Ooooh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
[later, after battle, has spelled out 'Francis' using bodies of bad guys]
Deadpool: [Shoots at Ajax and misses] Shit!
Deadpool: [Shoots at Ajax and misses again] Fuck!
Deadpool: [Shoots at Ajax and misses a third time] Shit fuck!
Deadpool: Okay, let's pro/con this superhero thing. Pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con: they're all lame-ass teacher's pets!
Colossus: You know I can hear you?
Deadpool: Wasn't talking to you! I was talking to them!
[points at the audience]
Deadpool: 41 confirmed kills. Now it's 80. About to be 90.
Recruiter: Mr. Wilson?
Deadpool: Ding-ding.
Recruiter: You're looking very alive.
Deadpool: Ha! Only on the outside!
Recruiter: This is not going to end well for me, is it?
Deadpool: This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?
Recruiter: I can tell you exactly...
Deadpool: Oh, you tell me. But first... You might wanna look way for this. Now this little piggy went to...
[pushes the camera away and the Recruiter screams]
Deadpool: Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a plan. You're not gonna like it.
[Deadpool throws Vanessa into the oxygen chamber as it rolls down the carrier and stops on the edge of it, Wade holds onto the oxygen chamber]
Vanessa Carlysle: Shit! ShitI Shit!
Deadpool: Don't worry. I'm totally on top of this.
Buck: [smacks Vanessa's rear] I'd hit that.
Wade Wilson: Buck, you best apologize before...
[Vanessa grabs Buck's groin]
Wade Wilson: Yeah, that.
Vanessa Carlysle: Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.
Buck: I'm sorry.
Wade Wilson: Breathe through the nose.
Buck: I don't have a filter between my brain and my...
[Vanessa grabs harder]
Wade Wilson: [to Vanessa] Let go. Okay. Hey, oh, oh, oh... Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry.
Wade Wilson: [drops fistful of tickets on counter] A limited edition Voltron Defender of the Universe ring, por favor.
Arcade Ticket Taker: [moves tickets aside] Okay, here we go...
Wade Wilson: [indicates ring to Vanessa] I've had my eye on this sucker for a while.
Vanessa Carlysle: And I will take the pencil eraser.
Arcade Ticket Taker: Okay.
[to Wade]
Arcade Ticket Taker: You are now the proud protector of the planet Arus.
[to Vanessa]
Arcade Ticket Taker: And you can erase stuff written in pencil.
Wade Wilson: [offers Vanessa his arm] M'lady.
Deadpool: Don't make me ask twice... where's Francis?
[cut to later]
Deadpool: He made me ask twice!
Deadpool: Did I say this was a love story? It's a horror movie.
Deadpool: [about to kill Ajax, he accidentally hits Colossus in the groin] Dad?
Wade Wilson: Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school, so you may wanna...
[to Weasel, off camera]
Wade Wilson: His drink's on him.
Deadpool: [banging a door on a henchman] Where is Francis? Where the fuck is Francis? Where's Francis?
Wade Wilson: [Blind Al appears in the doorway holding an AUG A1 rifle] Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're down range!
Blind Al: I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
Wade Wilson: I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje. Get it through your head or get out of fuck town!
Blind Al: Shit!
Blind Al: God, I miss cocaine.
Vanessa Carlysle: I've been trying to tell you assholes, you got the wrong girl! My old boyfriend, he's dead.
Ajax: See, I thought that, too. But he keeps on coming back. Like a cockroach, but uglier. Now, I may not feel, but he does. Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.
Ajax: Jeez, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal. I'm actually quite jealous.
Wade Wilson: Yeah, but this ain't a life worth livin' is it?
Deadpool: How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van?
Wade Wilson: It reeks like old lady pants in here.
Blind Al: Well, I am old and I wear pants.
Wade Wilson: But you are not at all woman.
Dopinder: Who brought this twinkly man?
Deadpool: Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid. In exchange, I told him I would consider joining his boy-band.
Colossus: Is not boy-band!
Deadpool: Sure it's not.
Deadpool: Not often a dude ruins your face, skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama, and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say... it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Deadpool: [to a Spanish goon] ¿Dónde está Francesca?
Weasel: I would go with you, but... I don't want to.
[Repeated line]
Deadpool: Where's Francis?
Weasel: [to Wade about Vanessa] Go get her, tiger.
Deadpool: [attacked by a woman] You little spider-monkey!
Ajax: I was a patient here once myself, you know. The treatment affects everyone differently. It made Angel inhumanly strong. In my case, it enhanced my reflexes. Also scorched my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain. In fact, I no longer feel anything.
Blind Al: [holds Wade's regenerating hand] Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?
Deadpool: About the size of a KFC spork.
Ajax: Fucking Wade Wilson. Suppose I'd wear a mask, too, if I had a face like that. I only wish I'd heal the same.
Deadpool: [after breaking one of his legs] Ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?
Deadpool: [to the audience while slicing off his own arm] Did you ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.
Deadpool: [to the audience in the after credits scene] You're still here? It's over. Go home! Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money. What are you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go, go.
Credits: The making and authorized distribution of this film supported over 13,000 jobs and involved hundreds of thousands of work hours.
Deadpool: Oh, but I can tell you one thing and it's a bit of a secret. In the sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel. We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet but it could be anybody. We just need a big guy with a flat top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Keira Knightley, she's got range, who knows? Anyway, big secret, ssshhhh. Oh and don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move. Go. Chicka-chickahhhh.
Colossus: [Deadpool is about to shoot Ajax] Wade! Four or five moments.
Deadpool: I'm sorry?
Colossus: Four or five moments - that's all it takes.
Deadpool: To...?
Colossus: Be a hero.
Ajax: [groans]
Colossus: Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true. Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you're offered a choice - to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend, spare an enemy. In these moments, everything else falls away. The way the world sees us. The way we...
[Deadpool gets bored and shoots Ajax in the head, killing him]
Colossus: [vomits humourously] Why?
Deadpool: You were droning on.
Ajax: What's my name?
Deadpool: I'll spell it out for ya!
Deadpool: [later, after battle, has spelled out 'Francis' using bodies of bad guys]
Wade Wilson: Listen, Ive been thinking.
Vanessa Carlysle: Really?
Wade Wilson: About why were so good together.
Vanessa Carlysle: Why is that?
Wade Wilson: Well, your crazy matches my crazy, big time.
Vanessa Carlysle: Mm.
Wade Wilson: And, uh, were like two jigsaw pieces, you know, and we have curvy edges.
Vanessa Carlysle: But you fit them together and you see the picture on top.
Wade Wilson: Right.
Vanessa Carlysle: Wade, theres something Ive been meaning to ask you. Only because you havent gotten around to asking me. Will you, um, stick it up my a
[Wade holds up a giant ring]
Wade Wilson: Marry me?
Vanessa Carlysle: Uh, jinx?
Wade Wilson: Huh.
Vanessa Carlysle: Where were you hiding that?
Wade Wilson: Nowhere.
[Wade and is shown to be butt-naked]

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I'm a second-semester Latin student in college. I've probably encountered the word for "hello" maybe once in our books, so please excuse me for not being able to recall it here (salv-something?). I do remember "Scintilla filio carissimo salutem plurimam dat," however, if that counts for something.
We're using the Oxford Latin Course, and we've gotten pretty far into Book III already. It's about the life of Horace, and has already included a few of his poems, which our professor thankfully didn't force us to by ourselves translate. I'm surprised at how such an insightful and sensitive man would glorify Cleopatra's suicide, and how he and Virgil could so passionately and unquestioningly buy into the ideas of the nation-state, death before dishonor, and a Roman Manifest Destiny. I guess no one is really immune to the influence of their society and I would gain little by examining people based on my modern preconceptions...
Anyways, I had been a bit lazy in retaining grammar and so now I'm holding on for dear life as the textbook throws every single verb form at us with their minuscule differentiations in appearance as we go about learning about the different usages of the subjunctive... X_X; Anyways, next fall, if my schedule allows me to take a 3rd semester, I will be reading Cupid And Psyche... And as far as I can tell, there is no prose-writing planned for us at all in the 4-semester beginer/intermediate Latin track. Am I missing out? Should I go about writing prose myself?
In any case, I am somewhat upset with my professor for disparaging Modern English as an imprecise and illogical language, compared to Classical Latin. You will probably already know the arguments for such a stance, so I won't repeat them here. But as a linguist who looks at languages and language change objectively, it offends me that he views only literary dialects as the true forms of their language, and he views Standard American English as heavily polluted and deviant. He also thinks that English should never have a split infinitive or a double negative, even though these proscriptions were introduced relatively late to the language. He also disagreed with my claim that every language is more apt in some aspect of communication than others, but now I'm just ranting so I'll stop.
(Oh, I would also like to make it known that Chocobo's genitive is Chocobonis, just cuz I said so )
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Re: hello!
Yes, the word for "hello" is "salve", or "salvete" for plural. I also like the name "chocobo" and am a great fan of the game series I believe it's from!
Yes, the word for "hello" is "salve", or "salvete" for plural. I also like the name "chocobo" and am a great fan of the game series I believe it's from!
Re: hello!
Salve. I too used the Oxford Latin Book. Ahh... Quintus and Orbilius. Those were the days.
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Brokaw says 'no thanks' to WHCD
Tom Brokaw blames it all on Lindsay Lohan.
Last year, Brokaw became one of the biggest critics of the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner after he saw Washington buzzing around and about the troubled Hollywood actress, who was a guest of Fox News's Greta Van Susteren.
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"The breaking point for me was Lindsay Lohan," Brokaw told POLITICO during a recent interview in his office in the NBC News Rockefeller Plaza headquarters in New York. "She became a big star at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Give me a break."
( PHOTOS: Expected guests at White House Correspondents' Dinner 2013)
The veteran TV newsman's vocal dissent after the dinner in 2012 was notable for a number of reasons.
First, Brokaw's industry stature made him the most notable media figure to criticize an annual event so precious to many of his colleagues in the press corps. Second, Brokaw has standing beyond his long tenure as the "Nightly News" anchor — he was once a White House correspondent during the Watergate era. And lastly, his critique was purposeful, public and unpredictable; he made a point to, seemingly out of nowhere, bash the WHCD on "Meet the Press" just one week after the soiree, saying it was "time to rethink" the occasion since it, in his words, "separates the press from the people that they're supposed to serve, symbolically."
"One of the reasons that I wanted to raise it on 'Meet the Press' — and I told [host] David [Gregory] beforehand, 'I'm going to look for an opportunity to do that,' is that we were at a point in Washington where the country had just kind of shut down on what was going on within the Beltway," Brokaw told POLITICO.
( PHOTOS: Best lines from past White House Correspondents' Dinners)
"They were making their own decisions in their own states, in their own communities, and the congressional ratings were plummeting," he added. "The press corps wasn't doing very well, either. And I thought, 'This is one of the issues that we have to address. What kind of image do we present to the rest of the country? Are we doing their business, or are we just a group of narcissists who are mostly interested in elevating our own profiles?' And what comes through the screen on C-SPAN that night is the latter, and not the former."
Brokaw's comments at the time drew both fans and detractors.
Political scientist Larry Sabato tweeted, "Finally, a top media guy speaks out against the WHCA celebrity excess: Tom Brokaw on MTP. Where are the others?" Fox News's Ed Henry, the current president of the White House Correspondents' Association, tweeted that, while he agreed "with Tom Brokaw sometimes the celebrity factor gets too much attention at #whcd — including from me tweeting pics of celebs," he "wish[ed] Brokaw had noted on @meetthepress #whca is non-profit, dinner raises ton of $ for needy kids & we give over $100k in scholarships."
( PODCAST: White House Correspondents' Dinner 2013 preview)
Brokaw told POLITICO that the feedback fell largely along generational lines.
"People about my age said, 'Thank God you finally spoke out on that. We've felt that way for some time.' Others were defensive, including the officers [of the WHCA] about the money they raised for scholarships. Look, I don't believe in just eating your spinach. I want to have a good time, too. I've worked in Washington. I still spend a lot of time down there. I know the value of having a dinner and having a productive social evening with somebody who's a contact of some kind."


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Ally Walker has played layered, compelling characters in FX's "Sons of Anarchy" and in NBC's "Profiler," making her one of those actresses you just can't ignore.
But not even she can keep my interest in "The Protector" (
9 p.m. June 12,
; ** out of four
), which has a premiere that is neither surprising nor exciting, and is even a bit confusing.
Walker stars as L.A. homicide detective Gloria Sheppard, a taskmaster who angers her boss (Miguel Ferrer) and some co-workers by doggedly pursuing her hunches. Her partner (Tisha Campbell-Martin) is alternately exasperated by Gloria's doggedness and amused by its affects on others in the department.
Now the confusing part I spoke of: Despite being prickly, Gloria appears to always be right, which apparently means no one else in the department must want to close cases and find justice. They just want her to fail, which doesn't make a lot of sense.
What "The Protector" has working for it is that it's any Ally Walker star vehicle, which would be great if creator Jeffrey Bell used her better. Among Bell's credits are "Angel" and "Alias," two thrilling shows with strong women characters that did way more interesting things. Here, Bell gives Walker little with which to work. Instead of stretching the procedural formula, he sticks to genre conventions, and it's pretty boring.
The only thing that separates this bland cop drama from others is that Gloria is also a divorced single mom with two kids who lives with her recovering drug abuser but looks-good-in-a-towel brother (Chris Payne Gilbert). Her relationship with the family gives the show it's Lifetime-required touchy-feely vibe and a few snappy lines of dialogue about garden gnomes, a coffee maker and staying up all night for the kids.
I'm hoping "The Protector" begins to generate more than just my wish that this be so much more than it is.
Walker deserves a vehicle equal to her talent.


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The Big Three
Since I havent seen any stickies or this in the archives, I thought this might be a useful post. Performing a "Big 3" upgrade on your vehicle is one way to improve the electrical system performance and its ability to supply power to your audio system. This upgrade will help any vehicle using an after-market amplified stereo system, and most certainly should be performed on any vehicle after a high-output alternator is installed.
Please be sure you read and understand this entire instruction before you begin.
Definition: the "Big Three" upgrade means improving the current capacity of three cables: 1) alternator positive to battery positive, 2) battery negative to chassis, and 3) engine ground to chassis. Some people replace the factory wiring; others add additional cables to the factory wiring. This instruction is to add cables to existing OEM wiring.
Parts and Tools:
As a minimum, you will need to purchase the following:
• Sufficient length of high-strand count high capacity power cable.
- The length required differs for every vehicle. You can measure the length of the existing cables and buy the same length, or contact your dealer or a mechanic and ask, or sometimes you can look it up in a manufacturer's wiring book, or guess. If you guess, make sure you over-estimate and buy too much.
- High strand count cable is more flexible and more reliable than low-strand count cable. Never use solid-core wire in a moving vehicle as it will eventually break.
- The gauge of wire you need depends on the total current draw of your audio system, and/or the current generating capacity of your alternator. Never use smaller cable that you used to power your amps; never use smaller cable than what already exists in your vehicle; never use smaller cable than the generating capacity of your alternator; never use smaller than 4 AWG (it's just not worth the time to use anything smaller); if in doubt, always use higher gauge cable than you think you need. If you look at the Power and Ground charts and your amplifier current draw corresponds to 2 AWG cable, use no smaller than 2 AWG cable, and use 1/0 if you can.
• 6 ring terminals or lugs of the appropriate size for the cable chosen. Two of these need to be large enough to fit over your battery posts, or appropriately sized to bolt onto your existing battery terminals.
• 1/2" or 5/8" shrink tubing (or some other form of permanent electrical insulation. Tape is NOT recommended.)
• Cable ties (plastic zip ties.)
• Wire cutters large enough to handle the cable you choose.
• Crimpers large enough to handle the connectors you choose.
• Soldering iron or gun.
• Solder.
• Scotch brite and/or a small wire brush.
• Heat gun.
• Safety razor blade (or other tool for stripping cable).
• Heat gun (if using shrink tubing).
• Wrenches for removing bolts in your vehicle.
1. Make sure your engine is completely cool before beginning. Identify the three cables being replaced. Make sure you can reach both ends of all cables. NOTE: the engine block to chassis cable may be between the engine and the transmission, or connected to the transmission and the fire wall, and is often an un-insulated flat braid cable.
2. Determine the lengths of cable needed to reach between the three locations being upgraded. Be sure you measure with a flexible tape (a tape measure used for sewing works great) and record the total length along the path you intend to install the cable. You do not want your cables to be pulled tight between any two locations as things move and vibrate as you drive. Be sure to include at least 1 inch extra for slack. NOTE: there is no reason to copy the existing wiring layout in your vehicle unless you want to. Also, be sure that the path you choose does not follow or lay across anything that gets hot, like exhaust parts, or anything that must move, like throttle linkage.
3. Cut your new cable to the three proper lengths. NOTE: some people like to use red cable for positive and black cable for negative. Doing this is completely up to you and is nice, but not necessary. You can use cable with any color insulation you like.
4. Strip each end of all cables to the proper length for the terminal lugs being used. NOTE: after full insertion into the lug, a small "band" of bare wire is usually seen between the back of the lug and the beginning of the cable insulation.
5. Begin at any one end and insert the stripped cable into the lug. Make sure it is fully inserted. Crimp the connector to hold the wire in place. NOTE: crimping large cable can be difficult. The intention here is not to make the crimp the sole means of holding the wire, but only to make sure the lug does not slip around during the soldering phase. I do NOT recommend using hammers or pliers or vices to crimp the connector as over-crimping can break the strands of the cable, reducing the current carrying capacity. Do not over-crimp.
6. You may need to use a vise or some other set of "helping hands" to hold the cable while you solder it. Heat your soldering iron and place it on the connector (on the lug side) barrel. Hold a piece of solder against the tip of the iron and melt the solder into the strands of the cable. Use sufficient solder to fill the connector and completely cover all strands of the cable. NOTE: the lug will get hot and will burn you if you try to hold it. Also, if the insulation on the cable starts to melt, you are over-heating the cable and not paying attention to melting the solder into the cable. You do not need to try and melt the cable!
7. Repeat the above steps on each end of all three cables.
8. After the cables have completely cooled, cut a piece of shrink tubing long enough to cover the soldered barrel end of the lugs and reach about 1/2" onto the insulation of each cable end. Slide this over each lug and use a heat gun to recover the tubing in place.
9. Disconnect your battery, starting with the negative cable first then the positive cable. Discharge any caps you may have in the system.
10. Begin adding your new cables along side the existing ones. I usually begin with the alternator positive cable. Locate the output stud on your alternator and remove the nut. Slip the new cable onto the lug and replace the nut. There is no need to disturb the existing cabling. Route the new cable to the battery and position it to connect to the positive battery post (or connect it to the positive terminal on the OEM wiring) but do not connect the battery yet.
11. Secure the new cable in place by using cable ties every 6 to 8 inches. Secure the cable to cool non-moving parts!
12. Locate where the negative battery cable attaches to the vehicle chassis. Remove this bolt and the OEM battery cable, and clean the mounting area of the chassis using scotch brite and/or a wire brush. Make sure there is no dirt, rust, paint, undercoating, etc in this location. You want bright shiny metal. Connect both your new ground and the OEM ground back to the chassis. NOTE: Some people like to create a new ground location by drilling into the chassis and using a bolt with star lock washers for the new ground cable. Route this new cable back to the battery and position it to be attached, or connect it to the negative terminal. Do not reconnect the battery yet.
13. Secure the negative cable using cable ties every 6-8 inches. Again, don't tie it to anything that moves or that gets hot!
14. Disconnect the engine ground strap at both ends. Using the wire brush or scotch brite, clean both the engine block and the chassis as you did for the first ground strap.
15. Line up the lugs on both the OEM ground strap and your new ground cable, and use cable ties to secure them to each other. This is much easier to accomplish in your lap or on the floor than it is while lying under your car or hanging upside down in the engine compartment. Reinstall both cables at the same time using the factory bolts.
16. Double check to make sure all bolts are tight. Be careful not to over-tighten them as you don't want to strip anything! Also, on some factory alternators it is WAY too easy to twist off the positive output lug. If you break it off, well hell, you really wanted a high-output alternator anyway, right? It is also a good idea at this point to measure resistance of the new cables. Take an ohm reading between the battery end of the new ground cable and the engine block. It should read less than one ohm. Also check between the alternator bolt and the disconnected positive battery terminal, which should also be less than one ohm. If you read too high resistance, double check all connections and make sure you do not have something c**ked sideways or hanging loose.
NOTE: Realize that the "absolute ground" of the electrical system is not the battery negative terminal or the vehicle chassis, but is the case of the alternator itself. This is why perhaps the most important cable among the Big 3 is the engine ground strap, as this is what connects the alternator ground to the vehicle's chassis. Be certain the resistance between the alternator case (the engine block assuming the alternator is properly bolted to the engine) and the battery negative is minimized. (Thanks to the12volt for pointing this out!)
17. When you are sure you are done and anything in your system that you may have disconnected are re-connected, clean your battery posts and reconnect the positive battery terminal first, then the negative one.
18. Start your vehicle. Hopefully the engine starts. :) Examine the engine compartment and make sure none of your cables are getting hot or are vibrating or shaking around. If they are vibrating too much you may need to relocate them or use more cable ties. If you see smoke, immediately shut off the car and disconnect the battery. Seek help. :)
19. Assuming all looks good, take a voltage reading at your amplifier and ensure you read 13.8 (or higher) volts. This indicates a properly operating charging system.
20. Now'd be a good time to turn it on and make sure it sounds good! Then of course log onto the12volt.com and post that you have upgraded your Big 3!
Yeah big three is ball'n outta control. There's also this,
these how tos have been done mayn times, i think the problem lies in the fact that "big" and "3" are too small and/or common of words to come up in the search engine reliably.
I've done iton both my Foci.
I actually tried using the search but yes no luck, it would be nice to add this to a sticky.
yeah they really need to "sticky" this, it took me forever to find it. Great write up, I'm gonna do this and install a power inverter under my passenger seat as well. I cant wait.
does any one have any pictures of where these wires are on a ztec
where would i get that gauge wire and terminals?
lowes,home depot or stereo shop?
That link is for 5 ft of Kicker 1/0 gauge wire for 25 bucks. Two of those (so 10 feet) should be plenty, and that's just how much that wire costs.
thanx YellowJellyBean
auto zone doesn't have it or the lugs/terminals
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I'm not saying the guy is as bad as Hitler. That's definitely not what I'm saying. Hitler, we all know, was a real motherfucker. I'm just sayin', Elway? The guy's a dick, you know? And the fans? Do not get me started. Thinking they're so special with their mile high salute. Well how 'bout this salute? Youknow what I'm saying.
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A post by Anne Roach on her Blog, The TechnoGenealogist, called RootsTech: A Replacement for Genealogy Conferences? and the comments made by readers got me thinking. Of course, that is a problem because when I think I either start talking or writing. However, I was too tired to think and so I started to listen to Pandora. After quite a long nap, my brain started back up again which is always a dangerous thing. At this point Pandora was influencing my thinking quite a bit.
When I was young I used to listen to the radio. Even though there are those that think radio hadn't been invented when I was young, I spent a huge amount of time listening. I even had time, when I lived out on the Colorado Plateau, to listen at night. You could only get one really bad radio station during the day, but when the sun went down you could hear stations from all over the country. I spent a lot of time listening to KOMA in Oklahoma City. As I grew older, I lived in Panama. Because all the radio stations were in Spanish and the music was pretty limited, I got a Zenith Transoceanic Radio. It was back to variety and radio stations all around the world. Time and technology marched on. Commercial radio got more and more marginal. I listened to a lot of National Public Radio, both news and classical. I really missed the variety of listening to the world's music however. Then I discovered Pandora. There really is a variety of music left in the world. Now I have even stopped listening to classical music on NPR. I only listen to news. But with Pandora, just like up on the Plateau in the night, I can listen to the world; to anything from Keola Beamer to Sam Cardon and Kurt Bestor. I can listen to Inkuyo or Inti-Illimani; Dolly Parton or The Chieftains, to Tommy Makem or Leo Kottke. Technology has opened the world to me and what is more surprising I can listen on my iPhone any time, almost anywhere. As a matter of fact, over the Internet I can listen to almost every station in the world.
OK, interesting maybe, but what does this have to do with Anne Roach and RootsTech. Everything. Technology and the Internet has opened up the world's music to me. I no longer have to listen to what some disk jockey in Phoenix thinks I should listen to. I have the ultimate choice of what and when to listen. Unless you have listened to music like I have, not just as a background, but really listened to music all of your life, you couldn't begin to appreciate what a huge impact this has on my musical life. I don't have to listen to some endless classical piece by Gustav Mahler, I can change stations and listen to Enya or Glenn Gould, Sissel or Jerry Douglas. I can listen to Doc Watson and then switch to The Beatles.
The same exact thing is happening to my genealogy. I am no longer stuck in Phoenix with no major genealogy research library. I can travel instantly to the Family History Library or the Library of Congress. Admittedly, there is a lot more music online than original source records but the technogenealogists are working hard to catch up. I can do research in Argentina or Zimbabwe. I can literally travel the world from my computer. Not only is the whole world open to me as a researcher, I have the tools to find it all. I can read whole books that have been locked away in an obscure library some where in the Midwest and in a few seconds be looking at original U.S. Census records.
As with all change there is a tragic side. The tragedy of music is that even though there is a whole world of music out there literally at my finger tips, most of the world has no idea of the riches lying right next to them. They are content to listen to trashy elevator music or enervating pop rather than Jerry Garcia. Just as the technology starved researcher is content to copy from some user submitted family tree rather than enjoy the real pleasure of original documents.
But won't I drown in the ocean of variety? Isn't there too much to comprehend both in music and in genealogy? Have you really heard Jerry Garcia? Not the Grateful Dead, I mean the Jerry Garcia Band. This is what I mean, once you understand that technology isn't an end, it is a means, you can move on to the enjoyment of what technology produces rather than fighting with it and ending up figuratively listening to some garbage can commercial radio station. Is all the music in the world online? Not. Is all the genealogy in the world online? Not. But that does not diminish the advantage of what is online.
Some time ago there was a Bruce Brown movie called The Endless Summer. Two surfers toured the world looking for the perfect surfing spots and enjoying an endless summer. The is the Endless Summer of genealogy. I can surf the world of genealogy without ever having a winter to dim my research efforts.
Monday, March 21, 2011
The impact of technology on genealogy and other subjects
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Never knew you had such a musical side, James. Thanks for a thoughtful analogy. Isn't life grand?ReplyDelete
Thanks for mentioning Pandora. I was getting my world music fix through some online order companies, iTunes, and YouTube, but it is always nice to find another place to sample new things. I think you're right about the "tragic side" - people really are missing out on some great stuff.ReplyDelete
Great post and comparison...I was a medium wave DXer for 30 years in a former hobby before the internet.ReplyDelete
Myrt - I've found that James is a bit deeper than myself and many of our colleagues. His writing is pretty good, too!
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Through your pregnancy a few simple cells will grow to form your baby. Organs like the heart, lungs, and brain go through intense periods of development. You can imagine how important it is to have the right building blocks for all of this growth. Nutrients and oxygen that support a growing fetus are passed from mother to fetus through an organ called the placenta.
Unfortunately, dangerous substances like recreational drugs, alcohol, and chemicals from smoking can also pass through the placenta to your baby. Chemicals from smoke are absorbed into the blood from the mom's lungs. Many of the chemicals are not only toxic but also interfere with the delivery of oxygen and nutrients to the baby. These chemicals can cause serious and chronic illnesses in adults and children. In a developing baby, the chemicals can also affect how the brain, lungs, heart, and other organs develop. Some health issues may be seen at birth while others can develop later in a baby's life. Fortunately, it is never too late to give your baby the best start to a healthy life.
Researchers do not yet fully understand how every chemical in smoke affects a growing baby. But they do know that the health risks are high. If you smoke, you are more likely to have pregnancy complications that put both you and your baby at risk. Complications may include:
Smoking while pregnant also puts your baby at a higher risk for serious complications such as:
By now, you probably know that tobacco products contain nicotine, which is an addictive substance. When you first quit smoking, your body goes through withdrawal. You may develop physical symptoms such as lightheadedness, depression, headaches, tiredness, and sleep problems. The first few days after you stop smoking can be tough. The good news is that the withdrawal effects are temporary. Keep this in mind as you get through the first week. It will get better.
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Talk to others who have successfully quit and ask how they did it. Some programs and smoking cessation tools can also help you gradually decrease your nicotine levels. However, certain smoking cessation products like nicotine gum or patches may not be safe while pregnant. Talk to your healthcare provider to find the right balance.
Remember that while you are pregnant, your baby is also exposed to nicotine through the placenta. If you smoke while pregnant, your newborn baby will have nicotine withdrawal symptoms. This can make your baby more jittery, nervous, and harder to soothe.
The earlier you stop smoking the better for you and your baby. It is never too late to stop. Even shortly after stopping, your body will begin to recover:
As you get healthier, so does your baby.
Make a plan to quit smoking:
Remember, if you are making changes to give your baby a healthy start, those around you should help out as well. Secondhand smoke you inhale introduces the same type of chemicals. If you live with a smoker, ask the person to stop or to smoke outside.
If you do stop smoking during pregnancy, congratulations! Your hard work has given your baby a healthier start and improved your own health. Keep it up even after your baby is born. Smokers who breastfeed continue to pass chemicals like nicotine on to the baby through breast milk. Babies are also very susceptible to secondhand smoke.
If you tried to quit but started smoking again, try again. Identify what it was that triggered your return to smoking and make a new plan around it. It may take more than one try but keep at it and soon you will be enjoying clear deep breaths while you hold your new baby.
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It's not Oakland's fault. And it's definitely not the coliseum's fault.
The much-maligned O.co Coliseum received even more negative press this week when the aging stadium's plumbing flooded over the weekend, sending raw sewage into locker rooms at the Oakland Athletics' home.
Many used the incident as further proof that the A's need to leave Oakland for a new stadium in San Jose (and San Jose, playing its part, filed a lawsuit against MLB over the long-ago proposed move this week). But the Coliseum isn't to blame -- the pipes are just fine.
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Rather, a still-unidentified someone flushed a still-unidentified something down the pipes, which clogged the toilets and caused Sunday's "big stink," as the San Francisco Chronicle put it.
The general manager of the Coliseum, Chris Wright, also bristled at reports -- such as the ones made by A's owner Lew Wolff -- that this is a common problem at the Coliseum. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Sunday was "the first time" such a thing had gone down -- or failed to go down -- according to Wright.
Meanwhile, the City of Oakland and Alameda County -- the entities which own the stadium -- spent "tens of thousands of dollars" to clean up, the newspaper reported.


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Bill Shadrach necesitaba un nuevo diseño de logotipo y lanzó un concurso de diseño en 99designs.
Un ganador ha sido elegido entre 210 diseños de 34 diseñadores freelance.
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In May 2011, Apple upgraded the 21.5" iMac. Externally, the machine features edge-to-edge glass and an aluminum rear bezel. Internally, an LED display, 4 RAM slots (to upgrade to a maximum of 16 GB RAM), more powerful video processing, and featuring quad Core i5 and i7 processors.