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Transformation within technology offers changed the life and it is apparent presence could be felt in most aspect associated with life. It offers changed how you can run company, communicate, journey, etc. It's a radical force that's offering numerous free software program download and accountable for bringing revolutionary resources to provide us the entire luxuries associated with life. With the ability to bring all the details about every thing like what's happening close to us. Today everything can be obtained at the fingertips.
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There tend to be various areas where technologies has created revolving modifications but handful of them tend to be explained beneath: –
Financial sector
This field is gaining probably the most benefit from it. It is actually involved all over the place either within paying expenses or producing other company accounts related dealings everything could be managed really comfortably without having bothering you to ultimately visit the actual bank's department. As banking institutions and banking institutions have incorporated Internet online connectivity so now it's very convenient in order to deposit, withdraw as well as transfer the cash anywhere.
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Shopping, dinning & residing
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Souq waqif is one of the traditional markets (recently uplifted) here in Qtar. A typical Arab traditional market with many branches of little streets leading to more shops. Its almost like a maze. The walls in the old times are most likely made of clay. I suppose now its rebuild with plaster with uneven texture to make it look like clay. The doors are made of wood. If all of them are closed you would have to mark X to know which shop you went to earlier. he he. Teka macam cerita apa?
I have never really bought anything much here but seriously there are so many things to buy. Mostly house ornaments especially if you are looking for Arab feature. I think I might get one of those glazed glass lamps. They sell pistachios, nuts, raisins and the likes. Paintings and souveniers too. What makes it lively are the shisha and coffe shop in arab settings. And on certain days they have women selling things at the sidewalk. Some doing mehendi, traditional fabric, food and gold.
Last Friday we went, and the souq was at its most vibrant. There were live shows. I enjoyed it tremendously. I recorded one of the ghazal (?) show. Betul-betul best pada pendapat sayalah. Tapi panjang amat. About 8 minutes. Tapi the gendang, the music semua best betul. The best part is when some youth clapped to the rhythm of the music. Sharp shrilling loud clap. Rasa amat exciting bila dengar. Until of course we are asked to move to the ladies section. Oh sorry, I didn't know.

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We offer a complete seed treating service for grains and oilseeds, which includes a full line-up of seed treatments and inoculants. We have invested in high output treating equipment with precision metering and calibration tools to ensure the recommended rates are being applied to each crop type. It is our goal to provide our customers with high quality seed and the option of adding a top-performing seed treatment to protect their investment. We take pride in offering a service that allows our customers to pick up treated pedigreed seed and head straight to the field, in a timely manner, with minimal stress. When handling expensive inputs, we feel the right technology is needed to guarantee accurate metering together with high output.
Our soybean treater is a USC LPX 2000 drum treater. It comes complete with a seed wheel, flow meters, 2 peristaltic pumps and a 6-foot drum and calibration tubes. The seed wheel meters the flow of seed into the treating atomizer, meanwhile the flow meters record the amount of treatment flow into the atomizer, in order to ensure the proper rate of treatment is being applied to the quantity of seed. The two pumps give us the option of applying multiple products to the seed. The 6-foot drum allows for superior mixing to occur so that each seed is covered with treatment in a gentle tumbling process. The LPX 2000 can treat up to 1500 KG/min that comes with a touch-screen monitor to accurately record treating information. Together with the treater, conveyors, and hopper bottom bins, the seed is handled with high quality control.
We have two Graham G40 treating systems for treating all cereal products. Both units are equipped with pumps, 50+ litre tanks, application gauges, agitation and dripless couplers to allow for high-volume treating and minimal mess. G40 treating units can treat up to 50 bu/min depending on crop type and variety. Both units are complete with a treating cart to handle totes, in order to treat high volumes with quick and easy handling of chemicals.
Seed Cleaning
Friesen Seeds Ltd. has been cleaning pedigreed seed for over 60 years, and we offer a wide range of cleaning capabilities. Our seed cleaning service focuses on conditioning and processing pedigreed seed along with custom cleaning for various growers and seed businesses within the Red River Valley and Western Canada. Each crop requires different machines and components in order to properly perform the conditioning process. We pride ourselves in customer satisfaction by offering a complete conditioning service to all our customers.
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The colour sorter features tri-chromatic cameras to catch full-colour images of the seed. It detects impurities with set filters and uses compressed air to eject the unwanted material from the clean grain.
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Completed: February 2014
Edition Size: 5, handnumbered (3 Emerald Green, 2 Electric Green) (Emerald City Comic-con Exclusive)
Materials: anti-pill fleece, velour, acrylic and wool felt, safety eyes
Notes: I don't drink coffee myself, but it seemed wildly appropriate to do plush coffee for Seattle! By request of the ECCC Tumblr, produced in green. I had a lot of debate about what color "emerald" really is - so went with my best option, PLUS two in a neon retina-burning green which seemed appropriate to caffeinated content.
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Middle Circle & SF Urban Adventure Club Invite you to Share Your Passion Night!
Everyone has a passion. Perhaps yours is The Five Love Languages, underwater rugby, archeological evidence of The Herodium, or Star Trek trivia. Whatever it is, you know a lot about something that few others know.
This is the event where you can practice public speaking and share your passion with an engaged, fun and kind audience. Better yet, it will be done in the context of a game so everyone can have fun, no matter what your presentation may be about.
Here's how to play:
1. Prepare a presentation with PowerPoint or PDF slides that is three minutes in length or less.
2. If you go over three minutes, you will receive kind heckling from the crowd and fun penalties for every minute you go over your allotted 3 mins.
3. Fun heckling is encouraged, so long as it's "witty, kind, and brief."
4. You absolutely cannot have your slides on an automatic timer to make it last less than three minutes.
6. Three awards are given out (but more can be added): Best Presentation, Best Dressed and Closest to Three Minutes Without Going Over.
Come drink, talk, and learn!
Price: $5 (Please bring cash)
We will provide snacks, drinks, and limited beer and wine.
You are welcome to bring your own snacks and drinks as well
The Plan:
07:00 PM: Meet in the community room of St. Cyprian's Church
07:00 - 07:30 PM: Submit your presentations to the organizer
07:45 PM: Presentations begin!
08:30 PM: 15 minute intermission
08:45 PM: Second set of presentations
09:30 PM: Award prizes
What to bring:
Presenters: A PowerPoint presentation (required) lasting no more than 3 minutes
Everyone else: Snacks and drinks for your consumption
Bus: 31, 43
Lyft: Promo for new users SFUAC
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Recommendation Roundup: May 2014
Holla, people!
Try not to be too stunned, but I think this is the first time ever I've managed to post our monthly roundup of recommendations on the actual first of the month. I know, right? Stunning!
I have to say, I read some pretty great YA this month, which was a real treat, since I've had a whole slew of not-finished YAs recently. Have you checked out the last book in Laini Taylor's Daughter of Smoke & Bone series yet? Woo boy, is that good. I listened to the audiobook because one of my favorite narrators does that series and it was loooooong, but so worth it. I also enjoyed Jenny Han's new book, Liz Fichera's seemingly under-the-radar sweet YA romance, Jennifer Echols new book and a couple of other goodies as well.
Scroll down for 14 recommendations we read this month!
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Did you read anything fabulous this month? Let us know in the comments--we'd love to hear about it.


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January 19, 2017 Meeting with AEG
Topic: Chemical Modifications in Soils
Soil drying, modification and stabilization incorporate different methods for altering the properties of soil to enhance its physical properties and engineering performance. Soil stabilization is utilized for a range of engineering tasks, the most well-known application being in the road construction and airfield pavements, where the primary goals are to dry the soil, improve the soil engineering properties and to lessen the development cost by making best utilization of locally accessible materials. In addition to improving strength, stabilization can provide erosion control, pH adjustment, and permeability reduction.
This presentation will outline the many benefits of utilizing chemicals, such as lime and cement, in soil and explain how they are achieved. It will provide guidance on when chemical modification makes sense technically and financially and how to select the right chemical for a job. Additionally, it will touch on applicable laboratory testing methodologies and field practices for incorporating these chemical into the soil.
Mr. Dale Andrews, Lead Technical Adviser and R&D Manager at Carmeuse Lime and Stone
Dale Andrews earned his Master's Degree in Engineering Geology from Kent State, Ohio and is a registered Geologist in the state of Pennsylvania. Dale began his technical career as a geotechnical consultant and project manager within the transportation group of Gannett Fleming, a dynamic infrastructure solution and construction management service focused firm. After nearly a decade with Gannett Fleming, Dale accepted an offer to work for Carmeuse Lime & Stone. Carmeuse is a global leader in the production of lime and limestone, producing up to 7 million tons of lime, 12 million tons of high quality chemical grade limestone, and 15 million tons of quality aggregates per year in North America alone. Dale is currently Carmeuse's lead technical advisor and R&D manager for all of their construction and stabilization/solidification opportunities as well as their entire milled products' portfolio. Collectively, Dale has nearly twenty years of experience in chemical stabilization of soil, solidification of waste, construction aggregate and filler applications, dredged material remediation, slope instability mitigation, foundation design, erosion control, landfill management and construction testing.


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Hi everyone,
For those familiar with my Football Lounge, you do know my strong interest in SPORT+MARKT football marketing reports. FC Business provides a spot on analysis. Spain's Primera División, generated revenue of approx. EUR 190 million in the past season, making them the top grossing league in Europe according to the European Football Merchandising Report 2010 by SPORT+MARKT and PR MARKETING.
However, whilst almost 80% of their income can be allocated to the two global clubs, Real Madrid CF and FC Barcelona, the EUR 168 million gerenated by England's clubs is distributed much more evenly. With merchandising income of EUR 130 million, the German Bundesliga follows, clearly ahead of Italy's Serie A (EUR 77 million) and France's Ligue 1 (EUR 67 million).
The clubs in the five European top leagues generate merchandising and licensing revenue of EUR 631 million. The report showed that club's from Europe's top leagues had increase their income by more than 6% in comparison to the 2008 investigation.
"The boom in European football merchandising is on-going", according to Dr. Peter Rohlmann of PR Marketing. However, it is primarily the less established leagues that can look forward to significant growth, as they are gradually identifying the importance of club merchandising in brand management," he added.
Supplemented by the income of teams from the first divisions in the Netherlands, Poland, Russia, Turkey and Ukraine, the top flight clubs from the ten leagues generate total revenue of approx. EUR 727 million from merchandising and licensing.
This income corresponds to a 7.3% share of the league's total revenue. In extrapolated terms of retail revenue and based on the individual club business models, the sum corresponds to a total market volume of EUR 2.1 billion.
Over half of the sum can be attributed to the products of the ten most popular clubs. Merchandise bearing the logos of Real Madrid CF and FC Barcelona are in the strongest demand. English clubs Liverpool FC (3rd) and Manchester United FC (6th) were also amongst the top 10 clubs in terms of retail revenue.
The top selling item of merchandise for European clubs remains the jersey. 13.7 million replica shirts were sold in the 2009/10 season.
The two sports equipment giants, Adidas and Nike, enjoyed a combined market share of approx. 83%, whilst the remaining 34 kit manufacturers in the ten leagues sold a mere 2.3 million jerseys in total (17%).
"Jersey sales represent the core business of many clubs and are often responsible for around 50% of merchandising revenue", says Andreas Ullmann, Senior Consultant SPORT+MARKT.
"Cultural differences do exist regarding preferences for certain products. Russian or Ukrainian fans, for example, tend to buy more warm scarves, whilst English fans like to buy mugs bearing the logo of their favourite club."
A great report I invite you to have a closer look here.
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Tue, 29 May 2018
A repeat of the February 13, 2018 show that started with our first reactions to the Solo trailer and lead into an 80s-themed episode. (Our recording day is Sunday, and people were out for the holiday. We'll be back with a new episode next week).
Direct download: Geek_Supreme_80s_SHOW_repeat.mp3
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This page contains house & lot that are for sale in Metrogreen Village, Brgy. Sta. Lucia, Pasig City, Metro Manila, Philippines. For property hunters / buyers, please check the specifications / descriptions if it fits your requirements and contact the sellers directly using the given links.
House & Lot for Sale for Php 5,500,000 (Negotiable)
Property Status: Property Available
Address: 626 Hawk Metrogreen Village, Brgy. Sta. Lucia, Pasig City
This is a concrete 2-storey home. The number of bedrooms and toilet and bath were not disclosed as well as the property's floor area and lot area. Looking at the picture, it has a gated garage, a balcony / terrace at the second floor and some garden space.
Location / Accessibility:
The property is along Ortigas Avenue Extension and is 15 minutes from Robinson's Galleria Ortigas. Known landmarks and establishments near the area include SM City East Ortigas, East Bank Road, Sta. Lucia High School, St. Jude Thaddeus Parish Church, Marietta-Romeo Village, Liamzon Subdivision , East Ortigas Mansions, Super 8 Grocery Warehouse, Puregold Jr. De Castro, Mission Hospital, Countryside Market and Robinsons Supermarket Luckygold.
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If you want to inquire about the property, kindly reach the seller through her Facebook ad here. More pictures are displayed there as well.
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Seven final-year students had their laptops broken, losing dissertation and course work.
On Friday 17th February, a burglary took place at the house of seven final year students on Headingley Mount. The offenders used a crowbar to force entry to the house, which they then used to break into the bedrooms, all of which were locked.
They stole all of the students' laptops and two rucksacks.
Hannah Brown, a final year Fashion Marketing student who lives in the house, said "They were only after laptops as my friend had a really expensive camera next to her laptop which wasn't taken so it was clear that this was a made to order job.
"I'd actually hidden my laptop under my bed in a towel in a bag but they still found it. In hindsight I hadn't hidden my charger so they could see I had a MacBook somewhere so I would say to others that you should definitely remember to hide your charger too."
Two houses in the same area were also robbed that night, and, after speaking to people in the other houses, Hannah said that they all used XL taxis to get to their nights out.
Hannah said: "The taxi driver was asking us if we were all out and we aren't an obvious house to rob as we're right next to a shop with CCTV, the stadium with CCTV and a blocked off road so we feel they were certain we were out and probably told that we were.
"Lots of us have lost some form of work and my friend's memory stick was in her rucksack which they took too.
"I would say to make sure you back things up somewhere else such as DropBox. You just can't be too cautious – especially in final year! If they want to take your laptop then they will, so just make sure everything's backed up and insured then you won't really have too much to lose."
The West Yorkshire Police's Crime Map shows the concentration of burglaries around student areas. The map below displays the number of burglaries reported during December 2016 (the latest available statistics).
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Mathapalooza! is an afternoon of fun for all ages: bringing mathematics and art together. During the entire afternoon, we have interactive tables such as virtual reality, rubix cubing, the "mathematics of honeycombs," and a special kid's area. We also have different performances - a magician, dancers, musicians, and skits. We even have a curated art gallery.
Our latest Mathapalooza! was March 9th at the Ebster Recreation Center and we had over 1000 people attend!
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Dr. Brannon joined the practice in 2010 and now serves as President and COO of Synergy Group and its two divisions: Synergy Psych and Synergy Performance. Originally from Knoxville, Tennessee, he completed his undergraduate studies at Presbyterian College (PC). While at PC, he was a two-sport varsity athlete and studied English and psychology. During his undergraduate studies, Dr. Brannon was twice recognized as an NCAA Academic All-American.
Dr. Brannon completed his psychology training at the University of Georgia, while focusing on a dual track of counseling and sport/performance psychology. In addition, he completed advanced training in psychological assessment. During his training, he worked within the University of Georgia Athletic Department as a member of the Sports Medicine team (2005-2009), where he provided psychological services to student-athletes, coaches, and teams. Following his training at Georgia, Dr. Brannon completed an American Psychological Association (APA) accredited clinical residency at the Oklahoma Health Consortium where he did rotations within the University of Oklahoma's Goddard Health Center and the University of Oklahoma Athletic Department, providing counseling, assessment, and crisis/on-call services.
In his role at Synergy Psych, Dr. Brannon provides counseling, assessment, and consultation services to adolescents (age 15 and above), adults, and couples. He also provides sport psychology, leadership development, and executive coaching to individuals and organizations through Synergy Performance. Dr. Brannon has previously served as the consulting sport psychologist to the University of Georgia Athletic Department (2010-2013). In addition, he has consulted with Greenville Health System's (GHS) Department of Minimal Access and Bariatric Surgery (2010-2013), completing pre-surgical psychological evaluations. Currently, he provides sport psychology services within the athletic departments at Furman University and Presbyterian College, while also working with many other collegiate student-athletes at various institutions. Dr. Brannon is a licensed psychologist in the state of South Carolina and has also earned the status of Certified Consultant with the Association for Applied Sport Psychology (CC-AASP # 344).
Dr. Brannon and his wife are the proud parents of two daughters and a son. They are active members at Downtown Presbyterian Church in Greenville. In his spare time, he enjoys spending time with his family and is also an avid runner and cyclist.
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Azealia Banks Interview: "I Was Never Going To End Up A Broke Bitch"
Three long years after becoming an instant star with '212', Azealia Banks finally sacked off her label late last year to release her psychedelic wonderland of a debut album. As a result, as the 23-year-old old told Gavin Haynes in a fascinating NME interview in December 2014, she no longer has time for controversy…
First, in March 2013, she wished "nothing but excrement and death" on The Stone Roses. Not long after she implied A$AP Rocky was gay. Five months passed, and she called Lady Gaga a plagiarist. Then in November this year, she suggested Eminem "go back to his trailer park and eat his microwave hotpocket dinner and suck on his sister's tiddies". Two weeks on, she said she wanted to "punch the ugly one" in Disclosure. Times were when Azealia Banks' mouth pretty much came with its own postcode.
"It's not even a head thing," she says, describing the red mist that overtakes her in these moments of confrontation. "It's a physical thing. I start to get hot."
There were also the epic song wars and Twitter battles with Angel Haze in early 2013. Cussing-out Baauer. Slamming Pharrell. Getting into flame wars with Perez Hilton and Lily Allen. A fight with Iggy Azalea, and then a fight with the American rapper TI about his comments about her fight with Iggy Azalea. Yet the girl who flops into a pink sofa in a side-suite at central London's Marylebone Hotel in yin-yang pyjama bottoms and a big black Dave Chappelle T-shirt is nothing like the designer-clad despot she's been built up as. "Now, when I feel that, I realise, and I go and have a glass of water or something to calm down." She says she doesn't have time to be a bitch anymore. She's got too much stuff to do right now.
It's 4pm, and Azealia's just got up, still working on New York time. She has brought with her a glass of orange juice, which she doesn't sip once for the whole hour we're together. She charms her manager, a huge white-haired American man, and then her tour manager, a girl of about 25 with big owlish glasses. She smiles broadly as she explains her past problems in historical terms.
"If you give a 19 year-old a million pounds and a bottle of vodka and a Chanel handbag and one of these" – she points at an iPhone on the glass coffee table – "then what do you think's going to happen? I always tell my mom, just imagine if you were coke binging in the '80s and you had Twitter. Imagine if they had Twitter during the crack epidemic."
Way back in 2011, Azealia was a 19-year-old with a development deal with XL. She borrowed a Lazy Jay beat, wrote some snappy filth over it, and that became '212'. XL didn't like it, so she stuck it on the internet instead, and within weeks, the girl with the Beretta flow mouthing off about how "I guess that cunt's getting eaten" seemed to anyone with eyes in their head like a future superstar. Here was a smart, aggressive, psychedelic rapper. Interscope threw two million dollars at her feet in tribute. The future was hers to blow. And blow it she did.
First Interscope told her the record she'd made wasn't commercial enough and they weren't going to release it unless she changed it. So she wrote 'ATM Jam' with Pharrell as a kind of commercial battering ram, but it flopped into the UK singles charts at Number 169. And care of her acidic attitude, she burnt through her industry friends and supporters at speed, until the game itself turned against her. "Of course it was fucking painful," she says, looking away. "There was definitely a period there when it was just fashionable to hate on Azealia Banks."
The Axl Rose of rap had become pure spectacle, total sideshow. Until she wasn't. Until, one idle Thursday, November 6, 'Broke With Expensive Taste' suddenly appeared as a download on iTunes. Interscope had finally dropped her in July, leaving her free to go to court to seize custody of her record. Rather than announce it and risk being "the girl who cried wolf," as Azealia's co-manager, Angelica Cob, told Billboard, they opted for a surprise release. After years as a punchline, Azealia Banks is finally a musician again. And a potentially great one: "Here at last, 'Broke…' is a cascading flood of madcap imagination," wrote NME's Matthew Horton.
Rewind a year, though, and there were times even Azealia seemed to have given up on herself. She was spending a lot of time at home, taking tap-dancing lessons, baking, practicing her scales on the piano. She was learning how to knit, thinking about taking a role in a Keanu Reeves film, and wondering whether she might get a role on Broadway instead. It says something that the rap dream was only one of the possibilities she saw in herself. The kid from the famous LaGuardia stage school in New York was at heart still an art dork, trying out poses, dicking around with whatever took her fancy. She was also writing an extended fable/activity-book, which she says is still going to accompany the deluxe edition of her album [see sidebar].
"You know, when you're just at home baking cookies, you almost forget you're an artist and you like to make art. You tell yourself, you know what, I'll just keep making songs. I wasn't that bothered that no one else could hear them. I could. Then I guess I was like praying for a manager then one just popped up. When I met with Jeff [Kwatinetz – her new manager, whom she found while trying to persuade someone to put out her record], it was like when you get with a new boyfriend and he makes you feel sexy all over again. Like, 'Oh my god this is fucking insane'."
The story of how 'Broke With Expensive Taste' came to be the psychedelic wonderland it is has more to do with Azealia's actual previous boyfriend. Bizarre as it seems, when Azealia broke through with all of '212's hyper-sexed bustle, its author was in a relationship with a middle-aged white guy, and was more likely to spend her evenings making granola bars than doing blow in The Bowery toilets.
When they met, he was 43. She was 17. "I was a little girl. Everything he said was like what I had to do. And he was very controlling. He didn't want me to do drugs because he'd had a substance problem and been to rehab. When '212' came out, I'd barely had a beer."
Thy broke up about the time she got famous. "He just got into jealousy and all that. So once we broke up, I went into this deep, deep depression. I was doing a lot of drugs. And I went a lot of places with myself. I saw a lot of things in other realms, other places. My circuitry just started to switch. In a good way. Those things, they knock the crust off your third eye. Just like: woooooo – you can see ghosts and shit."
She started reading '60s acid guru Dr Timothy Leary's psychedelic manifestos, and grazing the internet for the psychedelic experiments of Alexander Shulgin – the legendary psychonaut who first publicised MDMA as a recreational drug.
Psychedelics opened her up. She went deep, had mad times, dived headfirst into the adolescence she'd missed in her claustrophobic relationship. "My favourite album to listen to on mushrooms is Ariel Pink's 'Before Today'," she says. "And [Pink's] 'Bright Lit Blue Skies' – that's like my song. I'll be butt naked in front of the mirror with my hair weave in and my hairbrush, I'll be just dancing, pretending."
"That's kinda how we got to [new album track and Pink cover] 'Nude Beach A-Go-Go'. I was so obsessed with 'Bright Lit Blue Skies'. And once he was making his album, I was like: "Give me this song." And he was like: 'No'. I asked him for weeks. Weeks and weeks. I was like: 'Stink Pink, give me the song'. And eventually, he did."
She's close friends with Stink Pink (so named for his body odour). He comes to her dinner parties. As does Lana Del Rey, another good pal. They talk about "Girl stuff. Like, love and life and stuff. It's cool because I'm really loud and like, aaagh! And she's really reserved and dainty. I love Lana."
She says her own album 'sounds like it's 3D' if you listen to it on drugs. "Especially the monkeys on 'Idle Delilah'". By now, Azealia's reclining. She's got her legs hooked up above the back of her chair, her nude feet pointed soles-first towards the window.
'Broke With Expensive Taste' is definitely not your average 2014 rap production. It's a bejewelled panther of a thing, more Chanel than Juicy Couture. Of course, the high street smash'n'grab of '212' still sits dead-centre. You couldn't toss that aside. But between that, sleek ear-popping minimalism is the order of the day. Sometimes from bizarre places: one-time UK Garage hero MJ Cole – last seen damaging the charts in the early noughties – turns up to produce 'Desperado', which is basically speed garage. There's the CeCe Peniston-alike early-'90s commercial house feel of 'Chasing Time'. Juke/bass producer Machinedrum also contributes, and there are a number of Brits featured – she has strongly Anglophile taste – including Pearson Sound and the techno-inclined Boddika.
Azealia's got a magpie ear for sound, and a slick, on-it taste. As someone who came up the most DIY way possible – surfing through MySpace, messaging the likes of Diplo and rapping over random beats she'd found on the internet – her MO hasn't changed that much.
"A lot of the songs I just jacked other people's shit," she explains. "Pearson Sound has a song called 'Wad' on iTunes. And I downloaded it. And I wrote 'Idle Delilah' over it. And then I wrote him an email saying: 'Hey – I made your song really awesome. Can I have this now?' I always do that. I guess all those guys were just really flattered that I had taken their weird kooky white boy things and put rap and soul and singing jazz over it."
That DIY approach has lead her to some of the freshest talent out there. Though at the same time, this has got her into trouble. Munchi denied her the use of the track that was to have been her second single – 'Esta Noche'. And she fell out very publicly with Baauer when she tried to release her version of 'Harlem Shake', and he also refused her permission.
"Fuck Baauer," she grins. "Who gives a fuck about fucking Baauer? Seriously. Diplo had you, bro. That nigga gassed you up. He had you at the club, then he dropped you and it's like woop, nobody wants to fuck Baauer now. You know what I mean? That's what pissed me off. You're some little ass DJ and you're acting like you're Calvin Harris or something."
She reserves a similar amount of bile for Pharrell, who she once worshipped but now says "broke her heart" when he didn't push 'ATM Jam' – a track she's pointedly left off her new record. But these outbursts now seem done more for comedic effect than a tragic lack of self-awareness. You believe her when she says she's tamed that famous temper. She was 19. Now, she's 23. And in-between, she may indeed have grown up.
"Am I hanging up my fighting gloves? Yeah. I'm a lady. I don't wanna be dealing with that. Now, when you feel the adrenaline going, you stop yourself. I'm done with that. I've done it already. You've seen me curse people out. Let's do something else now."
She's already got her second album lined up. It's called 'Business & Pleasure', it's half-finished and scheduled by its maker for release in 2016. Now, she's seeing whole album cycles play out. That's how much she's moved on. And the big bag of money she got from Interscope to make the record they canned? She got to keep most of it. She didn't spend it impulsively as you might expect. In fact, she's saved it.
"Nuh-uh. I put it away in $250,000 amounts. I'm still getting another $250k payment in my account next year. Because I've always been very careful with money. Like, when my mom used to give me $20, at the end of the week, I'd still have $15. I always knew I was never gonna end up a broke bitch."


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Written by Denise Mina
Based on the novel by Stieg Larsson
Art by Leonardo Manco and Andrea Mutti
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Hi folks, long-time no review so I thought I'd climb back onto the reviewing horse by talking about a book that caught my eye a few weeks ago. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Volume 1from Vertigo is the first in a two-part adaptation of Stieg Larsson's crime novel of the same name. Volume 2 hits shelves this month, while volumes 3-4 and 5-6 will adapt the other two novels in Larsson's Millennium trilogy (provided these first two volumes sell half as well as the original novels did).
I have a confession to make from the off: I haven't read Larsson's novels yet. I've seen the Swedish films / TV series starring Noomi Rapace as well as David Fincher's American version and I'm a big fan of both. As a result, if I am going to compare this adaption to anything it's to other adaptations of the book and not the original.
The story, for those unfamiliar with it, is set in Sweden and follows Mikael Blomkvist, a disgraced journalist who is hired by an aging industrialist to solve the decade's old murder of his niece. We also meet Lisbeth Salander: our titular girl with the dragon tattoo. A social outcast and professional researcher who crosses paths with Blomkvist while she helps him investigate the case. Mikael is, to use fan fiction terminology, a Mary Sue for author Stieg Larsson. Larsson drew on his profession as a journalist and his knowledge of the darker side of Swedish life to tell his tale of the evil people do, particularly that men do to women. This is not a book for the faint of heart. The violence, portrayed so harrowingly in the film adaptations, is present here and is for the most part is just as traumatic.
One-time Hellblazer writer and novelist Denise Mina does not try to put her stamp all over this story and change it dramatically in her adaptation yet sadly neither does she bring much new to it. If this came before any other visual version of the story then there would have been much more room to add something new. As the graphic novel comes late to the party it doesn't only have to compete with memories of the novel but also of the work of the filmmakers who have added their spin so far. If this story is all new to you then I think you might find the writing more surprising and interesting.
The first thing you notice about this book is the terrific Lee Bermejo cover that shows Lisbeth and her fabled tattoo. Mysterious, dangerous and sexy; this is one of those covers that sums up many of the elements that have made Lisbeth an icon for the 21st century. She is after all a character described by some as a real world superhero (a title I'm not so sure I agree with as Lisbeth's vulnerability is such a key element to her character).
Once you get past the cover (and damn is it hard to stop admiring such great art) you find the work of Leonardo Manco. His art offers terrifically expressive faces. Often I found myself distracted as I thought about which actors Manco's characters looked like; I'm pretty sure I spotted Anthony Hopkins and Jason Isaacs in two of the supporting cast. The flashbacks in the book, used to help fill out the back-story containing much of the mystery plot's clues, are drawn by Andrea Mutti. His art is dissimilar enough to make these scenes clearly different from the present set scenes without being too distracting. It's a good choice to switch styles for the flashbacks and I commend Vertigo on their choice of artist for this.
In the negative column I'd place the pacing of some of the more harrowing moments. One scene that is familiar to anyone who knows the story is here less drawn out than in the other adaptations. While that's a relief in one way (traumatic fails to describe how difficult it is to read or watch), I feel it lessens the impact and horror the reader should feel when they get to it. But the biggest issue I have is the chosen format of a two-part graphic novel. I love the self-contained graphic novel and I see no reason a mystery should be split in two like this rather than simply released as one book. If it meant a delay in it reaching stores then so be it. It would have been worth waiting for a completed story; however I fear it was for commercial reasons.
Volume one has certainly got me interested in Vertigo's adaptations of the Millennium trilogy. Once I read volume two I'll know for sure if they're on the right track or if we'd all be better off sticking to the novels and films.
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The Shrykull is a Mudokon transformation as well as a Mudokon demigod, appearing as a creature that has the physical features of both a Scrab and a Paramite. The Shrykull has the body of a Scrab, but limbs similar to a Paramite's forelegs protruding from its midsection. It also has a fringe of Paramite facial-digits around its head, forming a sort of crown. The Shrykull has the ability to electrocute the area around them with powerful bolts of electricity, killing any hostile forces and exploding any hostile ordnance that happens to be nearby. The ability to transform into the Shrykull can be granted to a Mudokon by a shaman, often after the Mudokon has passed a number of mental and physical trials. After getting the scars, he must enter to the main area of the Temple Monsaic, so the spirits of Paramites and Scrabs can focus their energy on the receiver Mudokon, to unleash the power of the demigod. Abe is currently the only known Mudokon who has been given the power of the Shrykull.
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After completing the Scrabania and Paramonia trials, Abe has the ability to charge the power of the Shrykull by sending the appropriate number of Mudokons through a numbered bird portal. The charge can then be carried around until activated by chanting.
Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty Edit
In Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty it is still required to send a certain number of Mudokons through a bird portal in order to receive the charge. However, unlike in Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee, this process can be repeated for multiple charges as long as enough Mudokons are available in the area. In addition, all Shrykull charges can be lost by passing through a motion detector.
Notes Edit
- The ending sequence for Abe's Oddysee, where Abe jumps down into the board room, requires only a single Shrykull charge to kill everyone. In New 'n' Tasty, Abe is required to use it twice.
- Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (First appearance)
- Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus
- Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee (Mentioned only)
- Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty


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Every month the Club organises a Ramble of 4-5 miles. 'Rambling' Colin Coombs reports.....
| January 2018
An extremely good turn for the first event of 2018, despite Bob's warning that we had a full 6 miles in front of us.
We parked at the Duke of Edinburgh in the hamlet of Woodside.
It was a very windy morning but the rain stayed away. The going was heavy & soft in places to begin with but as we got round the course it improved good to soft & good. Not too many hurdles in our way.
We covered bits of Ascot that we not normally see when driving past in our cars.
We took in Kiln Lane, Kennel Drive, Winkfield Road, New Road, Forest Road, the Drive of Mill Ride Golf Club, Kennel Avenue, Ascot racecourse, the straight mile course (the photos show the members of the Mile Straight Club).
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Law is a central element of social and political order - with it, power is institutionalized, actions are structured and sanctioned. Fundamental concepts of order are expressed and legitimised by law. This is especially true of gender difference. Until equal rights won out as the norm, differentiating legal capacities of persons by their gender meant assigning distinct forms of legally defined agency to men and women and fixing gender hierarchy. Nevertheless, even while formal equality is established throughout Europe since the 20th century, gender difference in law remains a precarious question.
The international research network "Gender Differences in European Legal Cultures" aims at bringing together scholars who analyse in historical perspective the significance and function of gender differ-ences in European legal cultures. This will help widen the possibilities of interdisciplinary and com-parative work. The network is concerned with all fields of law - such as criminal, public, civil and procedural law - although focusing especially on civil law. Our intention is a gendered history of law which not only increases our knowledge of legal norms explicitly concerning women or men, but also questions the construction of law itself. In addition, the network directs its special attention to legal practice inside as well as outside the court and to relations of legal and social norms. Legal pluralism, the subsidiary of legal norms and competitive jurisdiction of different institutions concerned with the administration of justice are analysed as to the agency they grant women and men and to their influ-ence on shaping gender difference.
Following up the conferences "Time and Space in Women's Lives in Early Modern Europe" (Trento, Italy, 1997) and "Geschlecht und Recht in der Geschichte" (Innsbruck, Austria, 1998) the research network was founded at the conference "Geschlechterdifferenz im europäischen Recht" (Frankfurt am Main, Germany, 2000), organized by Prof. Dr. Heide Wunder at the Max-Planck-Institut für europäische Rechtsgeschichte. It gathers scholars from history, legal history, European anthropology, sociology, political science and others. On a two-year cycle (roughly) the network meets at international conferences organized by one or more of its members.
After the network's founding conference in Frankfurt am Main 2000, Prof. Dr. Silvana Seidel Menchi organized the next meeting in Trento in October 2002 at the Centro per gli studi storici italo-germanici, entitled "Il Costo delle Nozze - Der Preis des Heiratens. Trasferimenti patrimoniali connessi al matrimonio. Europa XIII-XIX secolo". In September 2004 we met in Copenhagen at the Royal Library, where Dr. Grethe Jacobsen und Prof. emer. Dr. Inger Dübeck hosted the conference "Less favoured/ more favoured in Law and Legal Practice. Gender, Power and Authority 1200-1900". Making a big step southwards, the next conference took place in September 2006 in Crete (Rethymnon). At the Institute of Mediterranian Studies Prof. Dr. Aglaia Kasdagli organized our fourth conference entitled "Gender, family and property in legal theory and practice: The European perspective from 10th to 20th century". The fifth conference in April 2009, "New Perspectives on Gender and Legal History: European Traditions and the Challenge of Global History", will again take place in Frankfurt am Main, this time hosted by the Goethe University.


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A series of case studies conducted in two cities in China and India: Shanghai, Beijing, Bangalore and Hyderabad, over four intensive weeks. Case studies are to be carried out in groups. They will cover a range of property, construction and infrastructure topics including project inception, project finance, project valuation and appraisal, urban planning policies and permits, project procurement and delivery, construction planning and management, construction technology and services, construction methods and equipment, construction and leasing contracts, and associated legal matters.
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[Late at night in the President's bedroom; Trump is having difficulty falling asleep]
TRUMP'S HAIR: Donnie?…Donnie?…
DONALD TRUMP: Hmm.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Donnie?
DONALD TRUMP: What?
TRUMP'S HAIR: Are you still awake?
DONALD TRUMP: Yeah, well, I am now, you've waken me up, so I am now.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Donnie?
DONALD TRUMP: What is it?
TRUMP'S HAIR: Donnie, I'm scared.
DONALD TRUMP: Look, you are not going to blow away—I've already told you that, I don't know, countless times. There's really nothing to be afraid of, okay? You'll be fine.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Yeah, but what about that one time at the airport—
DONALD TRUMP: Look, forget that airport, okay? That airport was nothing. In fact—and listen to me now—it wasn't even an airport. That's right, not an airport. It was a landing strip. Landing. Strip. There's a difference.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Okay.
DONALD TRUMP: Okay. Now, go to sleep.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Okay.
DONALD TRUMP: Good.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Donnie?
DONALD TRUMP: What?
TRUMP'S HAIR: I'm still scared.
DONALD TRUMP: Look, we discussed this—what?—not one minute ago.
TRUMP'S HAIR: No, not about me blowing away.
DONALD TRUMP: Not about you blowing away.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Yeah.
DONALD TRUMP: All right, what then?
TRUMP'S HAIR: You'll judge.
DONALD TRUMP: No, I won't.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Yes, you will.
DONALD TRUMP: Just—come on, out with it. I've got a country to run in the morning, you know? A great country. The U.S.A.—best country in the world, and I have to take care of it. With the Russians and the North Koreans, I've got my hands full. And the tax reform and the healthcare, it's—look, the point is, I've got responsibilities and I need my sleep, and I can't get my sleep if you're bothering me all the time. Okay? I can't have you bothering me with your worries. You need to just stay on my head and be silent. Quiet. Behave. Right? Behave.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Okay.
DONALD TRUMP: All right, now what are you afraid of?
TRUMP'S HAIR: I thought you didn't want to hear.
DONALD TRUMP: Just this once I'll hear. Last time.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Okay, okay… Well, I've been having these thoughts recently…
DONALD TRUMP: Yes?
TRUMP'S HAIR: What if nobody really loves us? Or ever has?
DONALD TRUMP: [looks up at hair] People love us, Hair. What are you on about? Millions of them—they elected us. We're President of the United States because of millions. Look… [takes phone from nightstand and swipes through it] …listen to this: "Getting closer and closer on the Tax Cut Bill. Shaping up even better than projected. House and Senate working very hard and smart. End result will be not only important, but SPECIAL!" That's the tweet from yesterday, and guess what? Go on, guess. Guess how many likes.
TRUMP'S HAIR: I don't know.
DONALD TRUMP: 76,866. Guess how many retweets.
TRUMP'S HAIR: I don't know.
DONALD TRUMP: 15,255. You see? Thousands with that one tweet. Thousands of people. See? I don't really know what you're going on about. It's obscene. You're inventing imaginary—imaginary—problems where none exist. Look— [taps the phone screen] Okay? End of discussion. No more talking. Go to sleep. [puts phone back on nightstand]
TRUMP'S HAIR: What about Ivana and Marla?
DONALD TRUMP: What about them?
TRUMP'S HAIR: They loved us, right?
DONALD TRUMP: Of course they did. They married us.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Yeah, but how do you know? How do you know they loved us?
DONALD TRUMP: Because they married us! Don't you listen? I feel like I'm constantly repeating myself when I talk to you. Christ! If they didn't love us, they wouldn't have married us. Simple as that.
TRUMP'S HAIR: What about Melania?
DONALD TRUMP: Same thing. You're going to get the same answer. Do you want to run down the list of all the relations? It'll always be the same thing—okay?—same answer.
TRUMP'S HAIR: But what if—
DONALD TRUMP: Look, do you want me to prove it to you? I can do that. I can do that right now. Watch. [leans over to the other side of the bed where Melania is sleeping and, hesitantly at first, shakes her shoulder] Mellie…Mellie…
MELANIA TRUMP: [half-asleep, groaning, removes her sleep-mask] Hmm, yes? What?
DONALD TRUMP: Mellie, you love me, right?
MELANIA TRUMP: What? Yeah. Sure. [flops back over on her stomach and twists her head into the pillow; after a few seconds, falls asleep]
DONALD TRUMP: You see, Hair? There—love. Now, if you're not going to go to sleep, and if you refuse to stop pestering me with stupid questions, I think I'll just watch some TV. [picks up remote from nightstand and turns on the TV across the room; a bluish light fills the bedroom; on the screen, M*A*S*H reruns]
TRUMP'S HAIR: But, Donnie—
DONALD TRUMP: Nope, [points] T.V.
M*A*S*H BARTENDER: Here you are, sir, one shot of whiskey. [puts shotglass down at bar table in front of the Colonel]
M*A*S*H COLONEL: I ordered a shot and a beer! Where's my beer?
ALAN ALDA: Beer's on you, Colonel! [yanks a cord and a bucket of beer on the rafters spills over onto the Colonel]
DONALD TRUMP: Not funny. Complete disrespect of authority and the military. Totally not funny. [changes the channel; it's an infomercial for Bowflex]
TRUMP'S TV: Donald.
DONALD TRUMP: Yes?
TRUMP'S TV: Donald.
DONALD TRUMP: Yes, what?
TRUMP'S TV: Look at this: it's a Bowflex. Look at it. Now look at this sexy young woman using the Bowflex. Look at her, Donald. Now look at this sexy young man using the Bowflex. Look at those abs! Don't you want abs like that, Donald? Look at those biceps! Back muscles! Oh, yeah. Don't you want to be a sexy young man again? Don't you?
DONALD TRUMP: Yes.
TRUMP'S TV: Yes, what?
DONALD TRUMP: Yes, I want to be a sexy young man again.
TRUMP'S TV: You do?
DONALD TRUMP: Yes, I do.
TRUMP'S TV: You don't just want to be sexy, you want to be ultra-sexy!
DONALD TRUMP: Ultra-sexy…
TRUMP'S TV: Yeah! Say it again!
DONALD TRUMP: Ultra-sexy…
TRUMP'S TV: Say it again. Ultra-sexy!
DONALD TRUMP: Ultra-sexy…
TRUMP'S HAIR: Ultra-sexy…
TRUMP'S TV: Yeah! If you want to be ultra-sexy again, Donald, and I know you do, just call this number: 555-555-5555. The number is 555-555-5555. 555-555-5555. I said it three times so you wouldn't forget. Get your Bowflex, Donald! It's the only thing that'll get you back to lady-killin' fitness. Look at this ultra-sexy young man! Oooh, pecs! Abs! Eight-pack! Look at his abs, Donald. You need a Bowflex to get those abs. Call the number within ten minutes to get ten-percent off shipping. That's right! Call now to get your Bowflex. Operators are standing by.
[Trump reaches over for the landline on the nightstand and picks up the receiver]
PRESIDENTIAL ATTENDANT: Yes, Mr. President.
DONALD TRUMP: Yes, hello, could I make an out-of-White-House call.
PRESIDENTIAL ATTENDANT: Why do you need to do so, Mr. President, if I may ask?
DONALD TRUMP: No reason, I'd just like to order…some food. I'd like to order some food.
PRESIDENTIAL ATTENDANT: What would you like, sir? I can have the kitchen bring it up to you.
DONALD TRUMP: Um, you know what, never mind, good night.
PRESIDENTIAL ATTENDANT: Good night, sir.
[They hang up]
TRUMP'S HAIR: Now what?
DONALD TRUMP: I don't know.
TRUMP'S HAIR: What about our cellphone?
DONALD TRUMP: No, the WiFi blocks out-of-White-House cal—hey. Wait a minute. [grabs the cellphone from the nightstand, goes to settings, turns off the WiFi so it's on the LTE, and types in 555-555-5555 into the phone keypad; puts it to his ear; it rings for a few seconds]
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: [a woman's voice] Hello, this is Bowflex, how can we help you today?
DONALD TRUMP: Hello, yes, I would like to order one of your Bowflex machines. They look great.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: That's excellent, sir. Are you going to be buying the home gym?
DONALD TRUMP: Yes. The home gym. That sounds fine.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: We have two different home gym Bowflexes. Do you know which one you would like to order?
DONALD TRUMP: Give me the best one—best one you got.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Excellent. That'll be the Bowflex Revolution. Would you like to order the Bowflex Revolution?
DONALD TRUMP: Yes.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Excellent. The price is $2,999. Is that okay?
DONALD TRUMP: Yes.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Terrific. Will you be paying with credit or debit.
DONALD TRUMP: Um, I think debit would be fine [grabs his wallet from the nightstand and gets his debit card out]
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Okay, you can give me the card number whenever you're ready.
DONALD TRUMP: Okay, yes, it's 1234-5678-9101-1121. And it's valid through March of next year. And the CVV is 123.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Excellent, I have your information down. And what address should we ship it to?
DONALD TRUMP: Um…1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. I'm forgetting the zip code.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Is that the White House?
DONALD TRUMP: Um…no.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Yes, it is, it's the White House.
DONALD TRUMP: Okay, it's the White House.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: [faint] Viv, I think I'm talking to the President. [normal] Yes, hello.
DONALD TRUMP: Hello.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: So we should send it to the White House?
DONALD TRUMP: Yes. The White House.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: [pause] May I ask you something?
DONALD TRUMP: [dread] Okay.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Are you the President?
DONALD TRUMP: Well… Oh, all right. Yes, I'm the President.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Wow. Wow. That's so cool. I'm talking with the President— Wait, how do I know this isn't some hoax? Is that you, Jeffrey? It's you isn't it? Dammit! Jeffrey, you got me so excited! You really fooled me. That voice is spot on.
DONALD TRUMP: Look, I don't know who any Jeffrey is, but my name is Donald John Trump. It has been ever since I was born. I haven't gone by any other, lady.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: [laughing] Jeffrey, I'm going to pound you. You rascal!
DONALD TRUMP: Lady, I just want a Bowflex.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: That voice, it's spot on! ha-ha!
DONALD TRUMP: [sighs; pauses; sighs again] Hey, can I ask you a question?
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Sure, "Mr. President."
DONALD TRUMP: Did you vote for me in the election?
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Well, yes, I did.
DONALD TRUMP: Do you like or retweet any of my tweets.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: I don't have a Twitter, Jeffrey.
DONALD TRUMP: Okay, but you did vote for me.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Yes.
DONALD TRUMP: Okay, well, would you say that you love me, that you have love for me?
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: [groans] Ugh, Jeffrey, why, why? Why do you keep trying to bring it to the next level? You're my friend, okay? That's all. You're my dear dear friend. That's what I think of you as. Nothing else. Confessing your love once every three months isn't going to change that. And this, with the President voice and all that, just makes you look desperate, okay? It was funny for a bit, but…
DONALD TRUMP: Look. Bowflex lady. I'm not Jeffrey—do you hear?—not Jeffrey. Never was, never will be. I'm Donald Trump and I just called to get a Bowflex, and then I got sidetracked by this Jeffrey nonsense.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Jeffrey, I got to go. My boss is giving me glares.
DONALD TRUMP: Wait, you didn't even answer the question. About love.
BOWFLEX OPERATOR: Bye, Jeffrey.
DONALD TRUMP: Wait, justgivememyBowflex!
[the operator hangs up; Trump stares at the cellphone screen, then turns it off and puts it back on the nightstand]
MELANIA TRUMP: [half-asleep] Donald? What is it?
DONALD TRUMP: Nothing. Nothing. It's just the TV.
MELANIA TRUMP: Turn the TV off and come to bed, love.
DONALD TRUMP: Okay, I will. You go to sleep though.
[she rolls over and falls back asleep; Trump turns the TV off and nestles in under the covers]
TRUMP'S HAIR: Nobody…
DONALD TRUMP: What?
TRUMP'S HAIR: Nobody loves us.
DONALD TRUMP: Just be quiet and go to sleep. That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Maybe you're right.
DONALD TRUMP: I am right. Go to sleep.
TRUMP'S HAIR: Okay, good night.
DONALD TRUMP: Good night.
John Murphy lives in Virginia. He has published writing in The Vignette Review, Ad Hoc Fiction, Ruminate Magazine, Penultimate Peanut and 101 Words. In his free time, he is usually reading books, watching movies or listening to music.


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