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Poor mat. Always getting stepped on like that. We suppose "mat" deserves it. You put yourself in the worst situations all the time. After all, even inanimate objects need to be given names, from time to time. So the obvious name for a doormat would be, in fact, Mat. Pretty original, if you ask us.
Typical mat. Jokes aside. This wordplay is so obvious that it actually makes you smile. The question does remain though – did the designer of this message miss out an "A" by accident? As in "Hey, I'm a Mat." Or did they miss out another "T" by accident? As in, "Hey, I'm Matt?" Either way, we're unsatisfied.
The Twins
Having a newborn baby is no joke. They cry all the time. You need to feed them, well, all the time. And they are exceptionally messy. And yet, having twins is a whole other story. Sleep becomes one of the most valuable things in the home, so don't dare show up to that house and ruin the few precious moments of peaceful babes.
That's why if you do have twins or more than one young child, it might make sense to warn visitors about it with a neat little message on the doormat. Like this one, for example. You have been warned! That family deserves some shut-eye.
A Warm Welcome Every Time
Why, aren't you an absolute treat? Call us crazy but this doormat makes our heart skip a beat! Coming home has never been sweeter. Whether you've had a good day or a challenging one, this doormat has the magical ability to put a smile on your face. It's like getting the warmest hug right at your doorstep.
All of us could do with daily affirmations of our beauty and worthiness. It's the best way to start and end a day. A dose of positivity and confidence booster every time you step in or out. It's a win-win situation for both your heart and feet.
Way to Keep the Guests Arriving
Home decor has reached a whole new level of cuteness! This doormat not only adds a touch of playful charm to your entryway but also sets the stage for the ultimate dog-loving household. We love an adorable canine alert - the best way for visitors to know they're entering a territory of zoomies, scratches, licks, and kisses.
Paw-sitive vibes only, please! No ordinary doormat, this. It's a celebration of the unconditional love, loyalty, and endless joy that our furry companions bring into our lives. Also, who needs high-tech security systems when you have a troop of attentive Golden Retrievers? Just saying!
Straight to It
If you ever have trouble reading the room, don't worry, here you won't have to. In fact, you won't even be entering that room as this extremely unwelcoming home will make sure of that. Don't even knock, just look down, take your cue and leave. No questions asked.
Why this person ended up showing up in the first place is a little beyond us. But then again, doormats are usually supposed to either welcome the visitor or warn them about something. Instead, this one just tells the visitor to turn around and go in the other direction. Well, they say it in just one word.
Like Dogs Do It
We're not quite sure about the implications of this doormat. We sincerely hope that no one entering that house is doing any butt sniffing and all sniffing action is limited exclusively to the dogs of that household. Of course, this is a typical way for man's best friends to greet one another.
Who knows? Maybe this is the doormat for a doghouse? In which case, that would be pretty perfect. At the very least, this doormat is telling us that there are at least a couple of dogs living in this house. And if you've got a bone to pick with that, well then shame on you!
Phase Out
There are a couple of ways that one could interpret the following doormat sign. We guess this is some sort of reassurance to the visitor that whatever bad things they are currently going through, that this too shall pass. Therefore, it is just a phase. And it will pass.
Or maybe they are talking about the daunting prospect of having to step foot into the house. Don't worry buddy, this visit won't last forever. It's just a phase! Surely it needs to have one of these meanings. Well, we see the different shapes of the moon going from left to right. Maybe it's something to do with that. Are we still off? Surely not.
This Stinks
Truth be told, we believe we have seen funnier doormat puns in our lifetimes. But still, this earned the right of being on included on this list. After all, no one wants unwanted gas, sorry, we mean guest! It's not even grammatically correct.
But all jokes aside, we think it's funny that sometimes, we just aren't that excited about the person standing on the other side of the front door. Maybe we regret inviting them. Or maybe they just turned up uninvited and the last thing we want them to do is to step foot inside our humble abode. And maybe, it's because they smell.
Wine Time
Listen, having people over is work. Cleaning for one, chatting, snacks, etc. These things require time and energy, so the least you could do is not show up empty-handed. Of course, the only thing we want to see in your hand is a sweet bottle of grown-up grape juice.
One thing we are very sure of in this situation is that there are two dogs that are ready to clean up after their owners. By that, we mean that if anyone throws up after drinking way to much wine. The dogs will be happy to lick it all up. We're at least talking from our own experiences.
Bring The Moves
Now we're talking. This is seriously a great question. If you're going to be a guest at this house, you should be grooving all the way to the door and boogying your way into that house! That's how you greet someone. This is the perfect doormat to kick off a house party.
Good vibes all around. What the owner of this doormat really wants is to stare through the peephole to spy on visitors who are waiting to be let in. The plan is that they will see the message on the door mat, and they will start to dance uncontrollably, completely unaware that the host is watching them from the inside!
Pet Haven
Having pets is no walk in the park. All the wonderful cuddling and petting aside, the cleanup is some work, and your home will most likely be covered in fluff. That's not everyone's cup of tea. At least this doormat does you the courtesy of warning you. If you enter, you may very likely be sitting on a couch of dog hair.
We get the impression though that anyone who is visiting this host is either a friend or a family. In that case, they probably already know that they own a dog (or two). And therefore, they probably already know that there's dog hair all over the home. So why do you need a doormat to tell us this?
All Aboard
Everyone needs their own personalized doormat to truly feel at home. So if you're a pilot or in any way part of the cabin crew, this is the doormat for you. Either that, or if you have ever simply stepped foot into an airport and need directions to get to find your plane, then this will also bring back memories.
And it makes perfect sense! Arrivals are pointing toward the home and departures are pointing away from it! Seriously, how genius is that? Well, maybe not that genius. But it still tickles our brain a little. Just don't forget to never overstay your arrival.
A Friendly Reminder
Is that Homer Simpson moonlighting as a doormat model? We can't help but wonder if our favorite animated dad has taken on a new gig outside Springfield in a strange new avatar! This doormat seems to be practically telling people to shut up or get out before the claws come out.
Take the hint, already! Hospitality is great. Honesty is even better. This doormat's ideal for folks who aren't afraid to mince words. Welcome to our house, but don't be jerks or overstay your welcome. Conversation starter or crabby welcome, this one will leave guests thoroughly confused. Fun times, guaranteed!
Hello, Watermelon
This doormat doesn't need words. A scrumptious-looking watermelon is all you need to create a welcoming atmosphere. Especially one with a nice bite out of it! That's the kind of doormat that says "Stay as long say you want."
But what happens if, all of a sudden, you're a guest that is craving some juicy watermelon, and the host actually doesn't have any at this moment in time? What are you supposed to do? Pretend that you are still excited to be there. Or are you going to leave that instant, hit the nearest grocery store and buy some huge, round, green and red goodness for yourself? We know what we would do.
The Force Is Strong With This Doormat
If you're on a quest for the coolest doormat in the galaxy, look no further! This Yoda gem keeps dirt away. It also brings Star Wars flair to your home. The force is strong with this one! It's a gentle reminder to all who enter your home to mind their manners.
Be on your best behavior because you never know when a Jedi Master is watching. In matters of guest etiquette, seek Yoda's advice you must! This masterpiece takes the art of the Jedi mind trick to a whole new level. Your visitors won't know whether to giggle, obey his wise command, or feel offended.
This Ain't A Kennel
Nobody wants dirty tracks in the house. Whether they belong to a dog's paw or to a human's feet, those things need to be wiped clean before entering. Let this be a fair warning to be both dog and man before entering this pristine, homely haven.
To be honest, though, this sign is really bothering us. After all, humans do not have paws. They have feet (normally with shoes on them). So that means that this doormat is directed toward dogs. And as far as we know, dogs are not able to read and so this doormat is pretty useless.
Step Into a House of Binary Warmth
Are you fascinated by the language of computers and the world of programming? Can you think of nothing sweeter than embracing the geek within? This doormat is perfect for you! The design features a stylish 'Welcome' spelled out in the magical language of computers – Binary!
For the uninitiated, binary is the backbone of all digital communication, where 0s and 1s create a beautiful symphony of data. And now, it welcomes you, your friends, and other fellow tech enthusiasts with open arms! What a statement piece for your home. Besides being an absolute conversation starter, this doormat oozes effortless geek chic.
Check The Neighbors
This is an excellent way to avoid robbery. There are perhaps better ways to ensure your security...but this might be the cheapest. But also, it is very inconsiderate of your neighbors. But that's the stereotype, right? So many of us have neighbors who we are not so keen on.
So would it be the worst thing in the world if they got robbed instead of us? Better them than us, aren't we right? Well, now that we mention it, it would be pretty bad. Unless the criminals think it's ironic, in which case, that's a great way to get robbed.
Shut It
Are you finding that folks are a little loud and annoying? Well, this mat makes perfect use of a little wordplay to tell you to "zip it." It works both in that way and also when someone is leaving your home after a visit. Yes, in fact, they do need to "shut the front door," and in more ways than one!
We absolutely love how the letters are in all caps and the font is like something out of an old tavern from a wild west movie. Talk about "the good, the bad, and the plain ol' hilarious." Use it wisely!
Never Forget a Thing
Say hello to the cutest and most functional doormat you've ever laid eyes on! The endearing checklist ensures you'll never forget the essentials when you leave your house. Tick off each item on the checklist, and you're all set to conquer the day!
Whether you're a busy mom juggling a thousand tasks, a professional on the go, or someone who's just a tad forgetful (we all are sometimes!), everyone needs this doormat! Now the only problem is actually remembering to read the list because we know how that goes every time! Write a list. Instantly forget about it. Without fail.
Sassy House Cat Speaks Out
If you've ever wondered what your cat thinks about you, this rant comes pretty close we think. Not like we presume to know the mind of cats. We wouldn't dare. That kind of audacity is a sure-shot way of getting bit. Still, the world needs more sassy house cats spilling the beans on humans.
The reviews are 100% honest and mince no words - ideal for guests who like to know what they're walking into! Nobody likes nasty surprises at dinner. The doormat might in fact be too small for all the things this cat needs to get off its furry chest.
This Isn't a Raid...
It's always helpful to have a nice tuneful doorbell. If you don't have that, well, one just resorts to knocking. However, just a gentle knock will suffice. You really don't need to bang the door down. Perhaps these folks had some run-in with the law in the past and have since been traumatized.
There are some neighborhoods in America where doors are routinely getting knocked out. So maybe, just maybe, officers of the law will be a bit more considerate when they are given a search warrant and want to break into a suspect's home. Police need manners too, you know!
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
Who needs small talk when you have a doormat that sparks conversations? Your friends, neighbors, and delivery men won't be able to resist chuckling at this clever wordplay. It has the potential to become the talk of the block! Face it, we've all been there.
Remember those painful dinners, a smile plastered for your guests when all you want is for everyone to leave? Worry no more because this doormat's got your back. If you can't bring yourself to just tell people to leave, silently point at the doormat next time. Message received, loud and clear!
On The Nose
Poor mat. Always getting stepped on like that. We suppose "mat" deserves it. You put yourself in the worst situations all the time. After all, even inanimate objects need to be given names, from time to time. So the obvious name for a doormat would be, in fact, Mat. Pretty original, if you ask us.
Typical mat. Jokes aside. This wordplay is so obvious that it actually makes you smile. The question does remain though - did the designer of this message miss out an "A" by accident? As in "Hey, I'm a Mat." Or did they miss out another "T" by accident? As in, "Hey, I'm Matt?" Either way, we're unsatisfied.
Human Doorbell
Like the folks above, knocking really hard can be pretty scary. Alernertavly you can always yell "ding dong" really loud and hope that works. But when we come to think of it, that just seems absolutely ridiculous. Imagine just standing by the front door of your friend's house and yelling "ding dong" at the top of your lungs?
It is possible that the neighbors might think you've gone a little cuckoo. What is certain is that this doormat has been specifically designed to make visitors look like absolute morons. And we have a feeling it's going to succeed big time.
The Real MVPs
Who's the top dog around here? That's right! We love a doormat that puts pups first. Sometimes our human visitors need reminders of their place in the pack. It's all in good fun, of course. But behind the humor lies a deeper truth – the special bond between humans and dogs.
Anyone who has experienced the love of a dog knows that it's the best thing in the world! Unconditional joy, comfort, and affection – all day, every day. A red carpet might be more fitting instead of a doormat. But knowing our pooches, they'd probably just destroy it anyway, and get away with it too!
Oh, Chewie
One of the most emotional moments in Star Wars, "Chewie we're home" is one iconic line. After literally decades of waiting, we finally got to see an older Han Solo step back foot onto the Millenium Falcon with his beloved companion Chewbacca in "The Force Awakens."
Not only does this doormat harken back to that iconic moment, but it perfectly fits as a doormat message. Hopefully, you'll feel the same way every time you come home. If you're feeling like that every time you open the door, consider yourself lucky! This doormat message is definitely on the light side of the force.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Chaos!
Sometimes, you have to be careful what you wish for. But when you are a delivery man, you really can't guarantee that the person who's going to open the door for you is going to be particularly welcoming. In fact, they might just be downright crazy - or even worse, they might have children.
There is also the very unlikely chance that the owner of this doormat simply likes messing around with their visitors and simply wants them to knock. After all, knocking is the universal indicator that someone wants to get your attention from outside your home. It's much more polite than just knocking the door down.
For Whom the Dog Barks
Step aside, John Donne, because there's a new bard in town! It's no secret that dogs love to bark, and this clever adaptation of "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Donne gives voice to canine aspirations everywhere. Why, the dog barks for thee, of course!
Yes, that means YOU in plain speak! A bark of curiosity and maybe a bit of suspicion. A bark of love and trepidation – why don't my humans open the door, already? "For whom the dog barks" is actually a silly question. Who else would the dog be barking at if not someone at the door?
Thanks (and No Thanks) for Dropping By
Arriving at a friend's home just got a hilarious twist! Say hello to the ultimate doormat with a long and witty note. It sets the stage for a unique welcome experience. Leave it to this doormat to greet your guests - both close and questionable – so you don't have to!
Have you ever wondered where you stand on the friendship spectrum? Friends? Acquaintances? Neither? Well, this doormat has the answer! Whether you're a close friend or not, take this doormat diplomacy in stride. Humor knows no bounds, but friendship? You've got to draw a line at someone just showing up unannounced, right?
An Introvert Lives Here
Step right up to a doormat that understands social boundaries better than most people! People don't get the hint. At some point, ask yourself whether it might be time to stop talking. The note on the doormat is more than just a quirky line; it's a manifesto for introverted life.
The one-sentence social interaction limit is a gentle yet firm reminder - engaging in small talk isn't on the agenda today! Picture all the reading, binge-watching shows, or snacking that must be going on behind those doors. Sounds like heaven! So, please. Walk up quietly, ring the doorbell, and leave. It's better that way for everyone.
Not Today
Look, sometimes you just can not handle people. This is a good doormat to create some much-needed personal space. And let's face it. It's important to be honest with people in life. It's no good simply welcoming people into your home when deep down, you really don't want to be hospitable right now.
And it's not fair on them either if you're not in the mood. So it's best for everyone if a doormat like this stares the visitor flat in the face. We don't know what the case might be here. Maybe it is just a seasonal thing. Maybe they'll switch the doormat for another one that says "come in" when the summer comes around.
Not Just For Cops
Prepare to be amused and warned in one fell swoop. No uninvited guests allowed! Warrant or not, nobody is getting in. Burglars, solicitors, and even the neighborhood kids scouting for candy on Halloween – all get the same message: this house is off-limits. In an increasingly paranoid world, it's good to be able to laugh at this.
But beyond the sass, the doormat is a gentle reminder to respect someone's privacy and property. Visitors approaching this door will either burst out laughing or quickly assure you they've come with the best intentions. Either way, you're in for an entertaining visit!
A Ruff Welcome
Who needs a traditional 'Beware of Dog' sign when you have a half-eaten doormat that screams "fierce defender"? The warning is crystal clear, but it's not just because of its message – it's all about the awesome presentation. It's a fine example of effective messaging with a dash of comedic flair!
Visitors approaching find a half-chewed corner, an homage to playful, maybe grumpy dogs inside (there's no way to say which!) who couldn't resist a little bite. Just a taste of that delicious-looking corner! What lies behind that door? A ferocious German Shephard? A puppy teething? There's no point risking it. Tread carefully, all that enter.
The Perfect Combination
There are a couple of different ways to interpret this chuckle-worthy doormat. The first is that when the owner walks through the front door, he or she embraces his or her real personality, letting it all hang out and saying exactly what needs to be said, right when it needs to be said.
A second interpretation is that the "Me" is the breadwinner, and the "Ho" is the person who is at home during the working day, and once the workday is over, the two come together to enjoy each other's company and celebrate being able to spend time together.
A Set of Stringent Criteria
The person who owns this doormat knows exactly what she wants. Some delicious pie, topped with meat, cheese, and sauce? Come on in. The company that she buys everything from, even if she doesn't need it, and maybe even if she can't afford it? The door's wide open.
A Hollywood star that is known to be one of the most handsome and most charming men on the planet, who just so happens to show up at her front door, soaked to the bone in a rainstorm and needing somewhere to change into fresh clothes and warm-up? She'll probably let you in. Especially if you have a pizza!
Friends are Welcome
Who is inside this home? Is it Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica? What about Chandler and Ross? No, this house has only one occupant, and he's ready to hear all about your day. This welcoming doormat hearkens back to the nineties and early two-thousands when "Friends" was the hottest show on television.
Part of that was thanks to Joey, played by Matt LeBlanc, who had a singular way of getting the ladies' attention. All he had to do was ask "How you Doin'?" and they would be all his. Nowadays it's a great conversation starter and a fun way to get old fans of the show laughing.
Step Forth and Prove Your Worth!
Embark on an epic quest before you even step foot inside! These riddles are so whimsical, they filter out mere mortals from the chosen few – the worthy from the unworthy. Why let anyone in when a doormat can set a high bar for entry! Be prepared to test your wit and Monty Python knowledge!
For those who may not know, it's a playful challenge to explore a classic comedy treasure! The mat and its owner aren't messing around. With a touch of comedic brilliance, stepping inside the house becomes an adventure. But first, they demand answers to life's most profound questions.
A Catchy Goodbye Anthem
A catchy tune that invites you to dance your feet out the door? That is quite the emotional journey for a doormat. These homeowners can't wait to say goodbye to their visitors. "Don't Stop, Be Leaving" the doormat sings, bidding visitors farewell with a hilarious twist.
Simple "goodbyes" are so meh when you can have a doormat that turns it into a catchy sing-along. You'll be humming this doormat's tune long after you've left the house. Guests, your journey here has come to an end. Please, for the love of sleep, it's time to move along and call it a night.
Watch Your Step!
Ultimate pet prank or genius décor? Yes, only one of them is an actual doormat! Can you guess which one? The doormat might just melt your heart before you even enter the house. Curled up next to it, this wiener dog is living life king-size - soaking up the sun, and receiving head scratches on demand!
It's the perfect spot, isn't it? Who wouldn't want to chill next to their own face all day long? Visitors must watch their step though. You don't want to end up petting a furry doormat or worse still, rubbing your dirty shoes on a shiny sausage dog.
Well Isn't This a Friendly Fellow
We've seen plenty of doormats that have a bit of an edge to them – and there will almost certainly be more on the way – so it's nice to see one that is just a simple greeting. Plus, this doormat does away with the traditional brown rectangle and goes in a little bit more of a modern direction.
Whether you see this as something ripped off the comics page of the newspaper, or it looks more like a message from your favorite chat program, it's nice to see doormat designers doing something a little different. It even starts the conversation on the right foot.
I See London
Well, we all have to wear it, don't we? I mean, we don't have to have to...but come on. We have to. Just imagine what this mat would be saying if you did not! Thankfully, no matter what you like to gird your loins in, this mat is ready to hand out compliments.
Of course, the entire time you are inside the home that this mat is outside of, you will be holding your skirt shut, or keeping your legs crossed. Just in case. Of course, you could always turn it around on the mat, and leave the underwear at home.
Enter at Your Own Risk
Not only is this doormat hilarious, but it's also completely relatable. All of us lead chaotic everyday lives, after all. Every family has a unique dynamic, and this doormat is a quirky way of celebrating the colorful chaos that makes a house a home! But it's clear who really runs the show in the household!
The wife is the queen of this castle, making sure everything is in order. Step into her realm, and you might end up with extra chores. But thanks to her, the kids and pets are alright – the husband too, although he won't admit it. A doorstep with a sense of humor tells us a cool family lives inside.
Spread the Love
You're walking up to a friend's house, feeling a bit out of it after a long day. But as you approach their front door, you're greeted with a warm and flirtatious "Hey Good Lookin'!" This doormat knows how to turn any frown upside down! You are seen, and you are appreciated!
Hosting a party? Welcoming a new neighbor? Your doormat acts as the ultimate conversation starter. Strangers become friends, and some friends can turn into lovers. Young or old, everyone could do with a compliment each day. This gem of a doormat sets the tone for a warm and inviting time.
Rollercoaster Ride Guaranteed
You might want to mentally prepare yourself before crossing this threshold because it's about to get wild! This hilarious doormat is the best (and most honest) way to welcome your guests. Once you step inside, brace yourself for a whirlwind of emotions and energy!
From excited squeals to inevitable tantrums, this home is a theme park of pure kid-fueled fun and frenzy! Expect socks to disappear and a legion of mini entertainers that would put Hollywood to shame. Sleep is, of course, optional. It's a myth. Who needs sleep when you can listen to Baby Shark on loop for hours, right?
No Need to Explain This Joke!
We are so certain that everyone reading the article gets this joke that we are not going to explain it at all, we're just going to end the paragraph here. Fine. The joke is that every computer connected to the internet has something called an IP (internet protocol) address, which lets other systems know exactly what machine it is.
An IP address like the one in this doormat is called a loopback internet protocol, used to refer to the local host of the machine. It's used to connect the machine to itself. It's the machine's home. Are you happy now?
A Sparkling Sense of Humor
Looks like someone's ready to pop the cork on fun and laughter. In this household, every moment is worth celebrating. A sparkling personality lives in this home, obviously, and they have a well-deserved excuse for being fashionably late. Measuring time in prosecco is absolute genius.
We could get on board with this trend. The best part is you can make this pun your own. Choose your poison! I'll be there in a couple of espresso shots. Be back in two shakes of a protein smoothie. Why settle for a regular old "be right back" when you can add clever wordplay and whimsy to your absence?
Press Play, Add to Cart, All Day Every Day
When it comes to keeping the household in order, these three amigos reign supreme. Clearly a home for online shopaholics and TV show fanatics. In this household, Netflix is not just a streaming service; it is a way of life!
This doormat lets guests know that shopping sprees are a regular occurrence around here! Join the fun, won't you? With Netflix, Target, and Amazon Prime at your fingertips, why leave the house at all? Snuggle up with your favorite snacks, indulge in retail therapy, and let the world come to you – the undisputed chief of relaxation and retail therapy.
Come in If You Dare
Who says Halloween decor is only for October? With this doormat, every day can be a haunted holiday! It's the perfect way to celebrate your love for all things creepy and kooky. Guests will be tickled (and maybe a little bit spooked) by your year-round dedication to all things eerie.
Nothing like a ghostly hello to set the mood for a hauntingly good time with loved ones! The "Watch Your Step" warning might make guests bust out some fancy footwork too, keeping them on their toes – quite literally! You wouldn't want to break a poor old skeleton's bones now, would you?
Mission Impossible
Not just wives, each of us can relate to the message. Because, let's face it, when those packages arrive, a covert mission is in order to keep them out of sight. Friends, family, and delivery persons, time to channel your inner secret agent! This doormat is the first line of defense in keeping your shopping hauls under wraps.
Message received? Execute phase two – hiding them from prying eyes! From cleverly concealed closets to secret storage spots, your home becomes a labyrinth of hidden retail treasure! The truth will come out eventually, but until then, you have this doormat and live to fight another day.
Welcome Back, Maybe
Some guests have become quite the regulars. While you might be afraid to call them out on it, your doormat sure isn't! Greet your guests with a chuckle and an eye roll. It's all in good fun, at least we think it is. Your visitors will (hopefully) love the playful banter.
This one's for guests whose every visit turns into a sitcom episode. You know those friends. Anything can happen when they're around. The only thing guaranteed is a little bit of drama. You secretly love it but can't resist a little sass at the same time. In the end, there's nothing quite like the joy of hosting your loved ones time and time again.
Sometimes This Can Take A While
After a long day of wearing pants, sometimes the only thing you want to do when you get home is not to wear pants. If like us, you spend the evening lying in the middle of the bedroom, letting your legs breathe, then someone coming to the door can be a hassle.
Pick up this handy doormat, which tells visitors what kind of situation is happening inside, and it even has the added bonus of having a little bit of nerdy flair, too. Programmers are well-known for their hatred of pants, since programming skill comes from the feet, and tight pants can hinder the flow.
A Candid Disclaimer
No knocking, no ringing the doorbell – unless you're prepared for a canine chorus! When one dog barks, they all bark! It's a symphony of sorts, and this doormat is here to announce the show before the curtains rise. Deep down, don't we all love the chaos and canine camaraderie?
This doormat is a playful reminder that life with your furry friends may get a little wild, but you wouldn't have it any other way. Life with dogs is always a howling good time. With a pack of rowdy canines on duty, this is one doorstep guests won't soon forget.
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
A sassy invitation for trick-or-treaters to descend on your doorstep. Step right up, brave souls and daring spirits. Nobody can resist a bucket full of candy and a good old-fashioned scare. This doormat isn't just for decoration; it's a reminder to unleash your inner ghostly groove. Throw on your creepiest costume.
Dance like no one's watching (or like all the spooks are watching), and let the good times roll! So, go ahead and summon your ghoul friends. With this doormat setting the tone, you're guaranteed a spectacular time, whether you're hosting a Halloween party or just treating yourself to a bewitching night in.
Making a Bold Statement
While some doormats might be content with you walking all over them, this doormat is drawing a line, to say the very least. The stilettos lying in the background are no accident. It is giving us fierce, fabulous, and boss-woman energy! This one-of-a-kind doormat is not just for wiping your feet – you can not mess with it.
The doormat game just leveled up! It demands attention and exudes confidence. Nobody has got time for playing games. Whether you are a go-getter or a people pleaser, the message is universal and resonates. Don't settle for being treated like a regular doormat.
Chicken Follies and Capers
Clear as day, this doormat is the first clue that things might be a little "fowl" around here. Guests have been warned. Watch out before a plucky chicken jumps out at you. Some people believe chickens aren't as innocent as they look.
Look into their eyes and it can sometimes seem like they are secretly plotting a takeover, one egg at a time. Is there more to chickens than meets the eye? Are you entering a house, a hen house, or a Hitchcockian thriller? It makes you think about the mysterious lives of chickens, from cozy coops to possible covert meetings in the hay.
Scan, Sing, and Dance
Step right up to the door with the mysterious QR code and a cryptic promise – "You won't regret this." Little do you know that a musical adventure awaits! Guests walking up to the door have no idea they're about to be rickrolled - serenaded by none other than Rick Astley.
The classic bait-and-switch prank, only this time through a doormat. Where's a doorbell reaction camera when you need one? This doormat is perfect for a master prankster. What other surprises might lie waiting inside? You've already set the tone for a fun visit. The only way is up from here.
It Takes a Long Time to Put Pants on, Remember?
Unexpected guests are never really welcome. You might be pleased to see them, but what if you're in the middle of something important? All those mashed potatoes aren't going to clean themselves up after last night's fight! The doormat begs visitors to at least give fair warning that they're dropping by, or you might not have the opportunity or time to entertain.
Unless, of course, your guests are willing to help clean up the mashed potatoes. It was a long, hard-fought battle, but you emerged victorious, if not a little messy. Seriously though, who comes to a party these days unannounced? If you're not clicking "yes" on the Facebook event, you better take this doormat very seriously.
Well That's a Relief
Phew. Wipe my brow. It's always nice to see something that could be a danger come right out and say no, I'm not dangerous – go ahead and step on me. Put your full weight on me.
There's no way I'll swing open and dump you down into an oubliette from which there is no escape, and the only way you'll be able to survive is on the scraps the home's owner designs is to toss down before closing the trapdoor and shutting off the light forever. It's not so bad – eventually, your eyesight will diminish so much that you won't need the light!
Did She or Didn't She?
The perfect doormat for armchair detectives and Netflix binge-watchers! You know you're in the throes of a gripping docu-series when even your doormat becomes a riddle waiting to be solved! The Tiger King saga continues right at your doorstep! Friends, family, and delivery drivers find themselves in a predicament.
It's not every day that Carole Baskin's mysterious past becomes the hottest topic on your welcome mat. As guests weigh the options and cast their votes, the true debate rages indoors. Will you let any of them in today? Or are you secretly hoping they think visiting is too much effort (thanks to the mat) and go away?
Hold the Front Door
It seems like we have entered a world of humorous hospitality where doorsteps become a customer service hub. In this one-of-a-kind door-to-door assistance, your knocks are treated with all the priority of a tech support hotline! You are not just welcoming visitors; you're ready to assist them through all their inquiries.
Don't worry; your patience is appreciated, and your knock will be attended to eventually! From delivery packages and new neighbors to solicitors – we'll get to all of you shortly. Well, maybe not all of you but there's no way of knowing that. Please continue waiting for your turn.
Make a Sophisticated Entrance
How do you take your doorstep from drab to fab in one fell swoop? Add a touch of French flair, of course! Visitors will feel like they have stepped right into a chic cafe on the Champs-Élysées! The doormat sets the mood for a soirée of sophisticated tastes and cultural delights!
Don't be surprised if guests start asking for escargots instead of regular snacks and café au lait instead of regular old coffee. Maybe everyone twirls in berets and starts singing Edith Piaf. Adding a touch of "ooh la la" to your doorstep (like Paris) is always a good idea.
Small Dog, Big Love and Personalities
Truer words have never been spoken! Dachshunds may be small in size, but their personalities are larger than life! From stubborn streaks to goofy grins, their charm is impossible to resist. If you are visiting this family, you best believe it's to wait on this little dog's feet.
They are not averse to reminding you if you forget. Maybe a little scratch here and a sneaky little nip there. This mat celebrates the spunky spirit of these little troublemakers! You will have fallen in love by the time you leave, with a newfound appreciation for the quirks of weiner dogs.
Do You Have What it Takes?
Are your guests ready for a doormat that tells it like it is? Do you want to keep your doorstep standards sky-high? Step onto this mat, and a world of unapologetic declarations. This isn't just a welcome sign; it's a sassy menu of what you won't settle for!
Your doormat might be cheeky, but it's also a clever way to filter out the visitors who don't bring the goods, literally and metaphorically. Only those who meet the criteria ought to receive a warm welcome. They must bear gifts that matter. If you come empty-handed, you'd better be a kind, fascinating individual or, at the very least, not an annoyance.
Time Crawls When You're Waiting
The people living in this house invite you to relax and chill. You're about to discover how waiting can be an art form. We've heard of warm welcomes, but this is probably the first one that's so laid back. Forget inviting guests in; you're also giving them a friendly heads-up that time is on its own whimsical journey.
This doormat embraces the concept of slow living a little too literally, ensuring everyone checks their false sense of urgency at the door. "It may take a while." Do they mean five minutes, tomorrow or a week later? One may never know.
Baby, It's You
More often than not, if you are going to knock on someone's door, there is a really good chance that the person living there has a baby. That's what people do right? They have babies! And babies are really loud. They cry. They do other things do that are either adorable or annoying, depending on who you ask. But most importantly, they cry!
And they will most definitely cry if you make any kind of unwanted noise while they are taking a nap. This home owner knows exactly what we are talking about. So yes, here's our advice for you. If you are going to disturb this baby, make sure to either be quiet or babysit. Those are your two options.
We Got Fun and Games
If your guests are ready for a wild night, then lay out this doormat to get the energy going before they even ring the doorbell. Plenty of people will be thinking of the legendary Guns 'n' Roses song "Welcome to the Jungle," but we are sure that the song has faded a little bit.
Nowadays, it is just as possible that when people see this mat, they will imagine the interior is messy, or the people wild, or the fun ever-flowing. Welcoming people to your jungle is the first step of a great night, even if you do not have the most pristine interior.
Enter Here for the Best Things in Life
Here's a doormat reaffirming what really matters in life – the best things that make a house feel like a home! Bring pizza, an Amazon package, or be a dog walker, and you're instantly a welcomed guest! Every delivery is treated like a VIP guest. Fair warning: doorstep dancing might ensue!
As for those who keep our dogs happy and energized, consider the doormat a red carpet. You're always welcome here. Pizza delivery? Take all our money, take our whole life too. When life's essentials come knocking, you'd better believe these doors will remain open. Everything else takes a back seat.
Hinting at Happily Ever After
A doormat becomes the backdrop for some light-hearted ribbing. Will he finally get the not-so-subtle message? Mr. Cook, the door to love's mysteries is wide open, and you've got the clue right under your feet! Heck, someone might as well take the clue and smash it on your face like a cake.
It's all in good fun, but deep down, you sense that this girl's heart is hopeful for the next big step in their relationship. And she's got hint-dropping down to an art. Who knows, the next time guests show up, the message on that doormat might just be a different one. We're rooting for them!
"Normal" Is Overrated Anyway
Welcome, fellow extraordinary oddballs. The real world is too dull for the likes of you, so gather all ye may, here instead! This house is a haven for all things wonderfully weird – from quirky hobbies to eccentric tastes. Guests will feel right at home, surrounded by a cast of colorful characters and endless adventures.
Your doormat proudly proclaims that here, normal is just a setting on the washing machine. We love a house encouraging people to let loose and celebrate the beautiful chaos of being unique. Who cares if nobody else gets it? You do. These homeowners do. There's room for everyone here!
This Doormat Sends Evil Packing
No evil shall pass through this threshold! Look, Satan, we don't have time and energy for your shenanigans, ok? And we're not afraid to put you in your place. Go find something better to do! Visitors will enter knowing they're in the presence of fierce protectors.
Only good energies and positive vibes are welcome here! Leave it to a doormat to remind us we have the power to protect our space from negativity. Ironic, isn't it? Out with the bad. Embrace the good. We're guardians of our own galaxy. Sometimes it's good to reinforce the message and will it magically to life.
The Inmates are in Charge Now
Batman? Never heard of him. Right now it's time to go wild the next time you step onto your doormat. With one of the original designs of The Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime, there's no possible way to misinterpret what this doormat refers to.
Arkham Asylum is the last place where criminals will go after Batman traps them at last...but we all know it won't take too long for you to get right back out. That's the best place about Arkham Asylum...even if you're crazy enough to get locked up, you're also crazy enough to be let out again.
The Rebel Alliance
We have no doubt in our minds that this doormat is referencing "Star Wars" in some shape or form. After all, you can't have the Galactic Empire without having the Rebel Alliance - or the Rebellion, as some people in the galaxy like to call it.
So if you like the stories of Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Han Solo, and all the other incredible characters, you better make sure you have a doormat that has an appropriately Star Wars-y message. Take this guy, for example, who has complete and utter faith that his visitors are on the right side of the Force.
Always a Silver Lining
Well, they do say everyone comes into your life for a reason, right? This doormat takes the concept further. Everyone brings joy simply by their presence or absence. What a delightfully evil twist on finding happiness! It's like a welcome sign and a quirky rating system for guests all in one.
Some bring joy by staying and filling the home with laughter, while others provide sweet relief when they leave! It's all about embracing the happiness they bring - in whatever form it takes. The mat is genius, though Pollyanna wouldn't be pleased with this warped version of her Glad Game.
All Hands on Deck
New parents alert, and they're not messing around! If you're not careful, the message at the door invites you to a game of babysitting roulette. Do you dare wake the babies and be put on diaper duty? Or tread lightly and enjoy a peaceful visit?
You visit, you mess up, you help out. There's no other way around it. Oh, the joys of parenthood. It's all oohing and aahing, and fun and games until someone goes and wakes the baby. Might be best to visit these folks another time, if you ask us. We'll put you down for Sunday, four years from now.
Pump Up the Jam
Did you sing and bust a move while reading it too? Can anyone resist the urge to dance when they see the invitation to "Push it real good?" Salt N Pepa would approve! Maybe they have this doormat at home already. This house is a party zone, and the doormat is the ultimate dance command!
You push the doorbell, and the music starts, no ifs or buts! It's the perfect way to get the celebration started. The doormat turns every visit into a chance to party like it's the '90s – the good old days when MTV played music and we watched music on loop and never got bored. Take us back!
A Cat Owner's Dream Come True
We all know that feeling of coming home after a long day and being greeted by our cats. But imagine having that adorable face waiting for you even before you step inside! This house is kitty haven, where the doormat becomes a playful game of cat doppelgänger spotting!
It's almost like a little preview to the joy that awaits you inside. Can you tell the difference between the real cat and its doormat twin? Coincidence or cosmic connection? Whichever way you choose to see it, there's no denying the incredible bond the two of you share. And that's always a cause for celebration.
Math Meets Welcome Mat
A sight that's sure to make your inner math nerd rejoice – this doormat looks like a protractor. Remember protractors and geometry boxes from the days of yore? How perfect for math whizzes constantly solving equations and calculating angles on the go!
But some guests (present company included) might see this and immediately feel stressed out. Raise your hands if you still have vivid nightmares about failing a math exam! It makes you think twice before approaching this doorstep. Maybe that was the plan all along? The evil genius who came up with this knows that nothing gets people running away faster than a math equation.
Tread Carefully, Ants at Work
The last thing you expect to find on your porch is a colony of ants. A scientist definitely lives here, and they're making a statement. Unlike other doormats, this one doesn't appreciate being stepped on. Why? It's never cool to step on ants – only the most hard-working, industrious creatures in existence.
Alternatively, is there a trail here somewhere to the Ginger Bread House? Or is the doormat a clever disguise for Ant-Man's secret lair? Maybe he's lurking around, shrinking and growing in size right before our eyes. Then again, it could be a sign of a storm brewing – urging visitors to walk in, take shelter, or just go home already.
Cabin Life Vibes
Cabin connoisseurs and nature enthusiasts – have you heard about the hottest doormat in the woods? This cabin owner keeps things entertaining and exclusive. The message isn't lost on anyone, from curious hikers to lost campers. Like, we get you're tiptoeing through the woods but this cabin is off-limits, man!
The message perfectly reflects the cabin owner's personality – chill with just the right amount of assertiveness. He's not your average crazy old man in the woods yelling at you to get off his property. He's better than that. He keeps it light-hearted. Friendly and chilled out but not averse to showing you who's boss either.
Cookie Pop-Ups in Real Life
The "Cookie Consent" doormat leaves visitors craving more than just chocolate chip goodness! This home may use cookies to ensure visitors have the best experience possible, the doormat declares in the style of a privacy policy! It's a brilliant play on digital lingo and good old-fashioned hospitality.
The user experience in this house already sounds smooth and sweet! By continuing past the doormat, you're indicating your acceptance of the 'cookie' policy – and who could resist such a tasty deal? We wholeheartedly accept the cookies, no questions asked. If only websites could make the process as appealing and appetizing. Wishful thinking, we know.
Slobbery Goodness Alert!
Brace yourselves for an overdose of puppy love and a whole lot of slobbery goodness! The doormat is a charming prelude to the ultimate wet kisses from the four-legged resident in this house. It's a delightful twist to the classic "Beware of Dog" sign, but instead of intimidation, this doormat brings nothing but heartwarming smiles.
By walking past the threshold, you're willingly signing up for a slobbery lovefest. This is an offer you can't and won't resist! One can imagine neighbors, loved ones, and random visitors stopping by all the time for their daily dose of serotonin. This house is the neighborhood hub of joy.
Where Are Your Manners?
We spoke with the cat servant (sorry, "owner"), and it seems they wanted to embrace their feline friends' quirky ways. The mat perfectly shows off their sassy personalities to anyone who dares to enter their domain. It's a brilliant play on the traditional "Please Knock" sign, but instead of expecting a human response, it's all about the feline residents that may or may not be lounging in all their natural glory.
By knocking, you're alerting the regal rulers of the house. They appreciate the courtesy, albeit begrudgingly. Remember to knock. And none of that loud, uncivilized banging on the door either. Show some respect.
Mudder Knows Best
You know how it is – when you're out exploring, mud is inevitable, and we're all about embracing the mess. But Mudder hen won't be pleased! Even as we smile at the witty doormat and imagine Mudder throwing a mild fit about muddy boots, we can't help but feel a deep appreciation for the connection between "mudder" and "mother."
"Mudder" embodies the courage to explore, get a little messy, and embrace life's imperfections. But all of us know that every fun, mud-soaked step leads us back to Mom – waiting to give us an earful and proceeding to fuss over us anyway.
Join the Cosmic Party
If you're a huge Star Wars fans, why not welcome guests to your own little empire in a fun way? Instead of the usual warm and fuzzy greeting, this doormat invites you to embrace your inner Vader. A portal to the dark side – but don't worry, there's probably no evil plot here.
The cosmic mat transports visitors into a world where the force of laughter is strong, and silly shenanigans rule the day! It's a quirky invitation to leave your troubles behind and allow the light-heartedness of the dark side in. We tend to take life too seriously anyway. Embrace the silliness and may the laughter be with you!
The Doormat That Solves Your Socializing Dilemmas
We've all been in situations where we're excited to greet certain people at our door with open arms, while others make us want to slip away into the shadows like a secret ninja. Well, this doormat understands that dilemma all too well.
The perfect blend of hospitality and honesty, wrapped up in a neat little package. Perhaps you have that one friend who always shows up unannounced with their latest life drama. Or salespeople who knock on your door at the most inconvenient times. You can't be rude, but you also can't be their next customer. It's all about managing expectations.
Embrace Your Inner Villain
You might be wondering, who in their right mind would proudly announce their nefarious tendencies to the world? Well, you'd be surprised! This doormat is for those who embrace their mischievous side with a devious grin and an evil laugh. First things first, this doormat serves as the perfect disguise.
Imagine those door-to-door salespeople approaching your door, expecting a friendly smile and a potential customer. Their enthusiasm slowly turns into confusion, and they take a cautious step back. This doormat provides endless entertainment. It also sets the tone for the kind of shenanigans guests might encounter inside. They were warned They knew what they signed up for.
Wigglebutts Unleashed
Wigglebutts are dogs who simply can't contain their excitement when they see you or anyone else. And the cute pup in the background is the ultimate Wigglebutt ambassador! With those big, soulful eyes and that wagging tail that could power a wind turbine, this furry guardian is here to ensure that anyone crossing the threshold is welcomed with warmth and affection.
Behind this door lies a world of puppy love and fuzzy cuddles. As you step inside, prepare to be showered with an abundance of love. This "warning" is more of an invitation to enter a world of pure puppy magic.
Of Dad Jokes and Good Times
If you thought your visit to this house would be ordinary, think again! You're about to enter a realm of puns, one-liners, and quirky humor that only a dad could conjure. And why not? Nothing like a boundless arsenal of dad jokes that can make any moment a facepalm moment, in a good way of course!
We've long realized that jokes are a dad's love language. It's how they connect with their loved ones. With every punny punchline, they're showing that they care and that they want to make you smile. Here's to dads everywhere for always keeping the joy alive.
The Anti-Morning Doormat
Are you tired of cutesy doormats that greet you with a cheery "Good morning" or "Welcome"? Let's face it, mornings are overrated. Who needs sunshine and birds chirping when you can wallow in dark clouds of gloom over a shot of espresso? This doormat ensures that anyone who approaches your doorstep knows exactly where you stand on the whole morning thing.
Hey, it's your home, your space, and your sense of humor. Not everyone is a morning person, and that's okay. If you can't rant out loud, who's to say you can't express your morning woes in the snarkiest, most charming way possible?
Cheeky and Proud
Oh, we see you with that mischievous glint in your eye. You've stumbled upon a household that's not afraid to get a little frisky. Now that's what we call a saucy welcome. Cue your guests blushing, giggling, offended, and thoroughly confused! It's probably not as scandalous as it sounds.
Are you huffing and puffing over how inappropriate this is? Sounds like you need this doormat more than anyone else! Stop taking everything so seriously. It's a joke and a nod to our carefree and uninhibited sides. Life's too short to worry about what others might think. A little cheekiness never hurt anyone.
Every Hour Is Happy Hour
Raise your hand if you've ever dreamt of a world where happy hour never ends! "Knock Knock. It's Gin O'Clock" says the party never has to stop. Imagine coming home after a long day at work, tired and in need of a pick-me-up. Guess what?
This doormat is your personal cue to kick off your shoes, grab that favorite gin concoction, and unwind like the gin-loving royalty you are. It's not just about the gin; it's about the spirit behind it all (pun intended). When friends and family see this doormat, they know they're in for a good time.
Handle With Care and Humor
Here's a reminder that humor can save the day (and your deliveries)! This doormat sets the rules for parcel handling, and the wit is on point! "Drop it like it's hot," it says, encouraging you to strut your stuff with confidence. But wait! There's a caveat—"Unless it says Fragile." Cue the cautious tiptoeing.
Your online orders are precious treasures, and you'll be darned if they get a single scratch. The message is a wink from the universe to every delivery person, reminding them to handle those items with the gentle touch they deserve. And if they appreciate a good pun, you'll also have made someone's day!
Parenting Realities Revealed
If you've ever wondered what life is like in a house with kids, this doormat is it! You can't help but chuckle at the blunt honesty of it all. Parenthood has a way of turning even the most organized homes into delightful chaos, and this doormat isn't afraid to spill the beans. Sanity, what sanity? Other parents will nod in agreement.
Some might laugh at how crazy things can get while others reconsider their life choices for a moment! Beyond the humor, this doormat is a celebration of the beautiful mess that comes with raising kids. It's a badge of honor, proudly worn by those who embraced the chaos and wouldn't have it any other way.
Coffee to the Rescue
You're at the doorstep, ready to take on the day, but life throws a curveball. Simply existing can be a rollercoaster ride, and this doormat gets it. Whether it's a hectic workday, a never-ending to-do list, or just one of those "off" days, coffee is there to save the day.
It's the liquid fuel that ignites your energy and creativity, turning you from a drowsy sloth into a caffeinated dynamo. When life happens and you need that extra boost, just glance down at your doormat, and know that a delicious cup of coffee is just moments away. In coffee, we trust. Life, not so much!
When Days Seem to Stretch On
You've had one of those marathon days, haven't you? The kind of day that seems to stretch on endlessly. This doormat knows exactly what you've been going through, and who better than dachshunds – experts at navigating long stretches – to make the pain go away?
Just like us during those never-ending days, dachshunds never let the length of anything hold them back. Look at them strutting around, even with elongated bodies and tiny legs. Remember you're not alone in tackling the ups and downs, the highs and lows, the long and short of life. You're home now and things will be alright!
Well, Which One Is It?
Alright, delivery drivers, it's time to settle one of the most iconic TV debates of all time—were Ross and Rachel really on a break? We know you're busy dropping off packages left and right, but this is important. This ultimate "Friends" conundrum needs your opinion.
Think of it as delivering a small piece of pop culture wisdom to each doorstep. Of being part of a global community and running debate—a true "Friends" legacy. In the spirit of Ross and Rachel, let's remember that sometimes relationships have their ups and downs. In the meantime, you always have the option to make a delivery person's day.
Not a Shoe In
So, you're strutting up to the door with your "dope" shoes, thinking you're a fashion trailblazer. This household doesn't care. The doormat has spoken. Your shoes might be amazing but there's no room for them inside the house.
If you go beyond the snark, there's a message to be heard – a friendly reminder to leave the dirt and grime at the doorstep, protecting the pristine floors inside. Hey, you can be fashionable and practical at the same time. Even the most fabulous shoes need to mind their manners at the door. So, step up, take off those shoes, and enter.
Making the Cut
Are you as excited and as confused about this message? Tryouts for what exactly? Consider this a chance to leave a lasting impression on your fun host. But what does that mean really? That is the beauty of it—you are about to find out!
Is it a dance-off, a karaoke showdown, or a test of your best knock-knock jokes? Who knows! Go wild and be yourself! Think of it as that rare golden ticket to someone's house. Let's not forget the doormat's cheeky charm—it's like having a personal cheerleader, cheering you on to bring your A-game and enjoy every moment.
Truth Bombs At Your Doorstep
Who needs a generic "Welcome" when you can have a doormat that sets the record straight? Say goodbye to those flowery "Welcome" mats that try to sugarcoat the reality of life. Introducing the brutally honest doormat for those who dare. We don't believe in faking it here.
What you see is what you get. No fluff, no pretense—just the unfiltered truth at your doorstep. It's not about being rude; it's about being refreshingly real. You know you're entering a zone of authenticity and no-nonsense conversations. No need to tiptoe around the truth in this house. Honestly (pun intended) that's refreshing and a little bit terrifying.


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The endowment that we receive in the Lord's temples today is not the complete endowment that the Savior intends us to have. The ordinances introduce us but the endowment is not complete until we have come into the heavenly presence and have been instructed in the things of eternity.
You may ask, "If there is more to the endowment than what I have been taught in the temple, then why hasn't someone explained it to me?" A careful reading of scripture revealed in these last days contains all we need to know to fully understand that there is more, much more to it.
The redemptive mission of the Savior
In his role as our Redeemer, a primary mission of the Savior is to baptize us with the Holy Ghost and with fire. He did not complete that mission with his disciples in Jerusalem while he was among them, explaining that he had to go away first in order for them to receive this sacred gift.
He also said that his apostles would do greater works than he did. In other words, they would give the gift of the Holy Ghost, which he had not yet done. It wasn't until after he was resurrected that he gave them the gift of the Holy Ghost and the authority to give this gift unto others.
Receive the Holy Ghost
This is a major part of the ministry of Jesus that continues to this day as we are confirmed members of the Savior's church. Interestingly, the wording of the ordinance is in the form of a command, "Receive the Holy Ghost." This honors agency and requires us to make an effort.
I think we can safely say that there are millions of people who have been baptized, and have been given the gift of the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands, but have not yet received it. Even the apostles were with the Savior forty days after he gave the gift before they finally received it.
Promise of the Father
One can be given a powerful gift, or the right to receive it, but unless it is actually received, it has no real effective power. The Savior taught that we will receive power after the Holy Ghost has come upon us. So until we receive this power, the Lord's mission is not complete for us.
The Savior made it clear several times that the gift of the Holy Ghost is a promise from our Heavenly Father. Along with the promise of a Savior, this gift was promised before this world was created. It is the Savior that baptizes us with fire and the Holy Ghost. This fills us with great power.
We must seek this gift
I wonder how much our missionaries truly understand and teach their investigators that there is another step to their baptism that they must complete on their own after the ordinance is performed. I sense that too many new converts do not continue on the path to be baptized by fire.
We must ask for it in humble and earnest prayer. We must hunger and thirst after this gift. As Paul said, we must covet this gift. It is a pearl of great price that is worth all that we pay for it and more. Even if years of effort and sacrifice are required to obtain it, we are commanded to do so.
Temple ordinances part of the process
We strive to ensure that converts receive the ordinances of the temple a year after they are baptized and confirmed. The temple ordinances serve two purposes. They give us the promised blessings of the family sealing ordinance and prepare us further to receive baptism with the Holy Ghost.
Being baptized with fire is a requirement of the Lord to enter into his kingdom. I believe it is analogous to being born again. It completes the process of baptism when we are immersed in the fire of the Holy Ghost. The temple endowment helps us to understand and complete that step.
Endowed with power
The translators of the New Testament used the word endue to describe the process of fulfilling the Father's promise to all those who believe in Jesus Christ as Redeemer and are baptized in his name. Endue could also have been rendered to clothe, invest or to endow, as in give power.
The Lord used the word endow to Joseph Smith when he commanded him to build a temple in Kirtland so that he could endow the Saints with power from on high. It was in the Kirtland temple that so many rich and powerful outpourings of the Holy Ghost were received by the faithful.
More than the ordinances
The endowment consists of so much more than the ordinances of the temple. The ordinances are just the starting point for what the Savior has in mind for us when he promises to endow us with power. There is great power in the ordinances but there is additional power beyond that.
The additional power is found when we are consumed with the burning of the Holy Spirit within us, strengthening our desire and commitment to submit our will to God's. It is found as we strive to be born again and to be visited by fire and the Holy Ghost as were the Lamanites in Hel 5:45.
Pattern found in Third Nephi
In the book of Third Nephi we read the account of the righteous that were spared and visited by the Lord after his resurrection and ascension in Jerusalem. Towards the end of the year in which great destructions accompanied the Savior's crucifixion, the saints gathered at the temple.
Some 2,500 people were to become witnesses that day that Jesus Christ is the Savior to the entire world. They went forth and felt the nail marks in his hands and in his feet and thrust their hands into the wound in his side. They then knew with personal first-hand knowledge that he lives.
Witnesses know for themselves
Because of this personal knowledge, they were witnesses in a way that nobody could ever dispute. They had seen him and they had touched him. No matter what anybody else said, they knew that Jesus lives and is a real being with a resurrected body of flesh and bones like man.
And yet they lacked something. When the Savior had announced in the darkness of the destruction earlier that year that he would visit them, he promised that he would baptize them with fire and with the Holy Ghost, thus fulfilling his mission as he tried to do among the Jews in Jerusalem.
The endowment begins
It was the end of the first day and the Savior announced that he would leave and come back the next day. Yet, their faith kept him there and began the events of something extraordinary that he had wanted to do in Jerusalem but which he could not do there because of the lack of faith.
Because of his love for them, the Savior first attended to their physical infirmities and brought their children to the center of attention. He then led them in mighty prayer, blessed the children and directed the attention of the multitude to the angels that were descending to minister to them.
In the midst of fire
The angels appeared "as it were, in the midst of fire." I contend that this is the baptism of fire of which the Lord has tried to teach us many times. This immersion in the heavenly element constitutes the fullness of the endowment that he promised to them and still promises even to us today.
This is the same experience that the Lamanites enjoyed in Helaman 5:45 when they were encircled about by a pillar of fire. The Lord said that they were baptized with fire and knew it not. This is also the process of transfiguration that completes the promises found in the endowment.
To be continued…


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Research identifies how mouth cells resist Candida infection
Candida albicans is a common fungus found living in, and on, many parts of the human body. Usually this species causes no harm to humans unless it can breach the body's immune defences, where can lead to serious illness or death. It is known as an opportunistic pathogen that can colonise and infect individuals with a compromised immune system. New research, presented today at the Society for General Microbiology's Autumn Conference, gives us a greater understanding of how mucosal surfaces in the body respond to C. albicans to prevent damage being done during infection.
Researchers from King's College London focused on oral epithelial cells, a mucosal layer of cells that line the mouth, providing a barrier against microbes. The group challenged oral epithelial cells grown in vitro with C. albicans, looking at gene expression six and 24 hours after infection.
The results showed that a molecular signalling pathway know as the 'PI3 Kinase pathway' is activated as soon as five minutes after the epithelial cells encounter C. albicans, before the fungus has time to become invasive. This pathway seems to be involved in priming epithelial cells to protect against future damage. Inhibiting the PI3 Kinase pathway increased the amount of damage caused by C. albicans and reduced the normal tissue healing response.
This finding makes the PI3 Kinase pathway an attractive target for new therapeutics against C. albicans. Dr David Moyes, who presented the work at the conference, hopes that by boosting the activity of the pathway it may be possible to reduce the fungus's ability to cause tissue damage.
He explains, "We are developing a complete picture of how C. albicans interacts with the epithelial cells that make up our mucosal surfaces and learning how they are able to discriminate between harmless and harmful microbes.
"Many of the symptoms of C. albicans infection, are caused by the body's incorrect or overactive response to cell damage. Developing therapies that act on the patient, not the microbe, provides an entirely novel way of treating an infection and the likelihood of resistance is much reduced."
Candida infections are the third most commonly acquired hospital blood-borne infection, resulting in 50,000 deaths annually. Over 75 per cent of fertile age women will suffer from at least one Candida infection and there are around 2 million cases of oral candidiasis each year among HIV/AIDS patients.
More information: Dr Moyes's talk 'PI3K/Akt/mTOR signaling mediates protection of oral epithelial cells from Candida albicans-induced damage' will be presented at 16.15 on Tuesday 3 September at the Society for General Microbiology's Autumn Conference 2013.


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Accessibility Inspection for Existing Commercial Buildings Course
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What is Accessibility?
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Examples of Accessibility Violations
The Accessibility Inspection Report
Commercial Building Accessibility Compliance
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Who Must Comply
Laws and Building Codes for Accessibility
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Objective of the Inspection
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Minimum Number of Accessible Parking Spaces
Dimensions of Accessible Parking Spaces
Accessible Passenger Loading Zone
Types of Property Visitors
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Accessible Route of Travel
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Accessible Entrance
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PHILADELPHIA ?- A research collaboration led by biologists and neuroscientists at the University of Pennsylvania has found a molecular pathway in the brain that is the cause of cognitive impairment due to sleep deprivation. Just as important, the team believes that the cognitive deficits caused by sleep deprivation, such as an inability to focus, learn or memorize, may be reversible by reducing the concentration of a specific enzyme that builds up in the hippocampus of the brain.
It is known that sleep deprivation can have cognitive consequences, including learning and memory deficits, but the mechanisms by which sleep deprivation affects brain function remain unknown. A particular challenge has been to develop approaches to reverse the impact of sleep deprivation on cognitive function.
The findings, reported in this week's issue of the journal Nature, could present a new approach to treating the memory and learning deficits of insomnia. A molecular mechanism by which brief sleep deprivation alters hippocampal function is now identified in mice, involving the impairment of cyclic-AMP- and protein-kinase-A-dependent forms of synaptic plasticity, or readiness for cognitive function.
Ted Abel, principal investigator and professor of biology in the School of Arts and Sciences at the University of Pennsylvania, led the international team of researchers that found that sleep deprivation in mice affects an important molecular pathway in the hippocampus, a region of the brain known to be important for memory and learning.
The study showed that mice deprived of sleep had increased levels of the enzyme PDE4 and reduced levels of the molecule cAMP, the latter of which is crucial in forming new synaptic connections in the hippocampus, a physiological hallmark of learning.
Researchers then treated the mice with PDE inhibitors, which rescued the sleep deprivation-induced deficits in cAMP signaling, synaptic plasticity and hippocampus dependent memory. This reversal also helped to rescue deficits in synaptic connections in the hippocampus and therefore counteract some of the memory consequences of sleep deprivation.
"Millions of people regularly obtain insufficient sleep," Abel said. "Our work has identified a treatment in mice that can reverse the cognitive impact of sleep deprivation. Further, our work identifies specific molecular changes in neurons caused by sleep deprivation, and future work on this target protein promises to reveal novel therapeutic approaches to treat the cognitive deficits that accompany sleep disturbances seen in sleep apnea, Alzheimer's disease and schizophrenia."
The study was supported by the National Institutes of Health, the Human Frontier Science Program, the Netherlands Organization for Scientific Research, a Medical Research Council (U.K.) grant, a European Union grant, the Fondation Leducq and a U.K. Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council training grant.
The study was conducted by Christopher G. Vecsey, Mathieu Wimmer and Ted Huang of the Neuroscience Graduate Group and Department of Biology at Penn; George S. Baillie, Kim M. Brown and Miles D. Houslay of the Department of Neuroscience and Molecular Pharmacology at the University of Glasgow; Abel, Devan Jaganath, Robbert Havekes and Andrew Daniels of Penn's Department of Biology; and Xiang-Yao Li, Giannina Descalzi, Susan S. Kim, Tao Chen, Yu-Ze Shang and Min Zhuo of the Department of Physiology at the University of Toronto.


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Choctaw Days Cultural Festival at National Museum of the American Indian
Choctaw Days is returning to the Smithsonian's National Museum of the American Indian in Washington, D.C., for its third straight year. The event, scheduled for June 21-22, will provide a Choctaw Nation cultural experience for thousands of visitors. The Choctaw Nation celebrates its tribal history and heritage with two days of food, workshops and performances, all in the theme of "Cultural Awakening."
Activities and demonstrations include Native dancers, singers, storytellers and booths showcasing beadwork, pottery, flutes, the Choctaw language and tribal cooking. Hands-on activities for kids and families along with being able to meet Choctaw Nation princesses of all ages will allow visitors to learn more about Choctaw culture.
"We find Choctaw Days to be just as rewarding for us as the people who come to the museum say it is for them," said Choctaw Nation Chief Gregory E. Pyle in a press release. "We meet families vacationing from places like Switzerland, Italy and Africa. It is a great opportunity to share culture."
The Choctaw Nation princesses will have a world map set up and encourage everyone to place a pushpin in the general area of their home. The map from last year's event was covered with the multi-colored circles, representing travelers from 23 countries. Miss Choctaw Nation Cheyenne Murray, Junior Miss Choctaw Nation Cheyenne Shomo and Little Miss Choctaw Nation Josephine Gilmore will also open each day with the "Lord's Prayer" in sign language and participate in a "Four Directions Ceremony" in the afternoon.
Approximately 1,000 tribal members live in the area and they look forward to reconnecting with their heritage as well.
They will be able to hear the Choctaw language through conversations, songs and stories. Dancers will mimic the antics of the playful raccoon and the curving paths of the snake. The Choctaw is the only American Indian tribe who includes women in their war dances, recognizing the important role of women in their society. The dancers are scheduled to perform three times each day, demonstrating several dances including the Four-Step War, the Wedding and Stealing Partners.
Pottery, basket weaving and Choctaw flute experts will demonstrate the creativity passed down through generations. The skill of today's craftsmen reflects the versatility implemented centuries ago out of necessity combined with improved techniques made possible by modern materials and equipment.
"One of my favorite things during the festival is watching people's expressions as they walk from table to table," said Assistant Chief Gary Batton, in the release. "They are fascinated with the process of shaping a bowl or water vessel out of clay. The Choctaw Nation has some of the best instructors in the country on historic preservation."
There will be much to see, hear, and taste during Choctaw Days. The Choctaw Nation's cultural awakening will be evident throughout the Potomac Atrium, films in the theatre and in the Mitsitam Native Foods Café with several Choctaw-inspired dishes on the menu.
For more information, click here. For a complete agenda for Choctaw Days, click here. And for more about the Choctaw Nation, click here.
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Organic elements bring nature indoors
The outdoors are introducing a breath of freshness into home decorating, but it's more than just incorporating flowering pots or opening windows. The latest home decorating trend features natural elements in the textures and finishes of furniture and accessories, giving homeowners an elegant — and often calming — result of blending nature and home living into a beautiful space.
"We really want to see the handprint of nature in our homes now," said Elaine Griffin, New York interior designer and author of Design Rules. "Organic in the home is huge. It's one of the biggest trends for the year, and it's going to stay with us for a while."
Bring this elegance into your own home with the following decorating suggestions from Griffin:
Bring exotic looks into your kitchen with new cabinets that go beyond the basic oak or cherry woods. Griffin suggested using rosewood or zebra wood, woods formerly reserved for custom furniture. And as both new construction and remodeling projects embrace the open floor plan concept, cabinets are visible from several rooms, which makes it a style upgrade not only for the kitchen, but for adjacent spaces, as well.
The latest furniture design trends also reflect the growing popularity of organic materials and textures, Griffin said, whether it's a table tops left in the natural oak wood finish, or driftwood incorporated into furniture or accessories. The pale gray coloring of driftwood, combined with honey or pale colors used on other furniture or the walls is opening up spaces — moving away from the darker colors.
The natural look isn't just for the kitchen and living areas; it's also perfect for the bathroom. Robern vanities and mirrors featuring Digital Wood harness the warmth of six different wood species using high-definition scans that are printed on the backside of the glass surface. The result: an easy-to-maintain material that won't be affected by the humidity or heat commonly found in bathrooms.
"What's genius about these new finishes from Robern is that they used the best technology to create a convincing representation of real wood that you couldn't typically use in a bathroom," Griffin said. "Plus, the collection has so many wood prints that you can get one that matches your bathroom style."
The era of matching all fabrics, styles and materials in a room has shifted into combining elements of all into a beautiful room setting, Griffin said.
"All great rooms need a mixture of finishes for furniture, with something that's painted, something that's wood, something that's a metallic gold leaf, something that's ceramic," she said. "That's the secret to professionally styled rooms."
A trend to consider: the Belgium-influenced neo-industrial style, which brings a softer, natural yet industrial touch to rooms. "It's a soft industrial. It means you've combined the wood elements with metal. And that metal could be gold leaf," Griffin advised.
Creating warm, comfortable surroundings infused with a sense of eco-elegance is why the natural elements trend has been so embraced. About to embark on your own remodel or home refresh? Be sure to explore how bringing natural elements — whether they're salvaged materials or realistic pretenders — into your decor can enhance the ambiance of the room.
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To cook rice
basmati rice 2 cups
ghee 2 tbsp
pineapple 1/4 chopped very small
pineapple essence 2 drops
rose water 2 drops
cinnamon 1"sticks
cloves 3-4
pepper corn 5
bay leaves
water 3 cups
To cook chicken
chicken 2 lbs (preferably thighs)
onion 1.5 sliced
tomato 1.5 chopped
ginger garlic paste 1 tsp
chilly powder 3/4 tsp
coriander powder 1 tsp
turmeric powder 1/2 tsp
pepper powder 1/2 tsp
garam masala 1/2 tsp
nutmeg powder 1/3 tsp
cinnamon 1/2 "stick
fennel seeds a pinch
cloves 3-4
cilantro 5 sprigs
mint leaves 2 sprigs
yogurt/curd 1tbsp
oil 2 tbsp
To garnish
onion 1 sliced
cashews 1/5 cup
raisins 1/5 cup
cilantro 2 sprigs chopped
mint leaves 1 sprig chopped
ghee 1 tsp
To Cook Rice-
-Wash and soak the basmati rice for 15-20 minutes.
-Heat water in a vessel and add salt to it.Add in the cinnamon,cloves,bay leaves,pepper corn,pineapple essence,rose water.Let the water come to boil .
-In the mean time,place a large wok/kadai.Heat the ghee and saute the rice for 5 minutes till its coated.
-Add the boiling water mix into it along with chopped pineapple and mint leaves.
-Place the heat on medium flame and cover with a lid.Let it cook till the water dries up.
To Cook Chicken-
-Wash and clean the chicken ,cut into medium sized pieces.Drain the water and marinate with chilly powder,turmeric powder,salt for a minimum half an hour or overnight too.
-Heat oil in a pan and fry the cinnamon,cloves ,fennel seeds and bay leaves.
-Saute onions till translucent and add ginger garlic paste ,stir till the raw smell disappears.
-Add the chopped tomatoes and the spice powders.
-Add in the chicken.Mix and cover,cook till 15 minutes.(Don't add water)
-Uncover the lid and cook for another 10 minutes till the gravy thickens ,add the yogurt and cook till the chicken is done.
-Garnish with cilantro and mint leaves.
To Assemble-
-Pre heat oven to 350 degrees F/ 180 degrees C.
-Take a baking tray ,add in the first layer with chicken and gravy.Then add the cooked rice.alternately layer till you finish with rice .
-Press down the rice and Seal the tray with aluminium foil in all sides so that steam may not escape.
-Bake at 350 degrees F for 15 -20 minutes.
-You can do this on stove as well.Place a thick bottomed vessel and layer the chicken and rice in it.Cover with a lid and seal the sides with maida or wheat flour so that air doesn't escape through.Cook for 20- 25 minutes on low flame.
To Garnish-
-Fry the cashews and raisins in the ghee.Keep aside.
-Add in the onions and fry till golden brown and add in few chopped cilantro and mint leaves.
-Add this to the tray on top just before serving.Mix the layers just before serving and Serve hot with raitha!!!
Servings ~ 5 adults
* The pineapple essence,chopped pineapple,rose water is added for additional flavor.
*The chopped pineapple should not be more as it will lose the spicy flavor and it will be sweet.
*The amount of chicken gravy at the end after cooking should be only 1 cup for 2 cups cooked rice to add in the layers other wise the rice will be mushy.Remove the extra amount of gravy if you have more gravy left before layering.If you don't have the required amount of gravy then add water to reach the 1 cup gravy.
* If you are using maida or wheat flour to seal then knead the dough just like in the consistency for chapathi dough and seal the sides.
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