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Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.
People of this world (and other worlds): I am here!!!!
Here is a link to Shadow-Teh-Ninja's story on wattpad, she has Rain in it-
Name: Red, just Red.
Gender: Sexist (I'm a girl)!
Hair color: Dishwater blonde with copper and gold streaks, all natural
Eye color: green with grey flecks, it gets lighter in the right light
Fav color: Black, dark green and deep purple
Fav sib: My big bro Fight 4 Randomness!
Fav song: ? too many! PM me if you care
Dear People Who Say Nothing Is Imposible
Try to get me to walk in a straight line without falling, tripping, and/or getting hurt
-Your weakness (Fatal Flaw): Um I don't know, swearing.
What I Would Like To Be When I Grow Up: An author
More (random) things about me:
Iggy or Fang: Fang ALL THE WAY XP
Black or Pink: Black
Skirt or Jeans: Jeans
Rock or Rap: Rock
Deep voice or High voice: deep voice
Dog or Cat: Dog :)
Tomboy or Girly girl: Tomboy
Hair/Hair Color: dirty blonde with weird copper and brown streaking through it.
Eye Color: they're green with the orange star burst around the pupil.
Skin Color: TAN SKIN
I usually wear: black long sleeve jeans with a silver chain on the right side, combat boots and my brothers Doors hat.
Favorite Color(s): Black, Dark Green.
What my wings would look like if I was in Maximum Ride: Black at the base of each wing, they would get lighter until they were almost white at the tips.
What district I would be in if I was in the Hunger Games: 6, 10, or 12
Favorite Pairings: Fax (Fang and Max- from Maximum Ride), Niggy (Nudge and Iggy-from Maximum Ride),
What I'm labeled as: tomboy, a freak, antisocial
Favorite Books:
Favorite Anime: CLANNAD!
TRUE STORYAnonymous, 'cause I'm too lazy to look up who started it.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." (Added by Fight 4 Randomness: GO ANGELS!!!!!) Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Month one
Month Two
Month Three
You know what Mommy
Month Four
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
Month Seven
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
My name is Sarah
I must be stupid
I wish I were better
I can't speak at all
When I awake
When my mommy does come
Don't make a sound!
I hear him curse
I try and hide
He finds me weeping
He slaps me and hits me
He's already locked it
I fall to the floor
"I'm sorry!", I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Sarah
Disclaimer: I didn't make this poem but if you are against child abuse, put this on your profile and pass it on.
this thing looks fun so i'll try it
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.
I clenched my teeth and pulled my shoulders back "No, normal people do dissection labs. And we're normal people, remember?" – Max, Nevermore
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
The curtain in my living room. *just barley*
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4.Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. From the exception of the computer, what else can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
Someone's profile to see if there's anything to copy and paste.
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Mirror, couch, light switch, light
13.Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
92 percent of teenagers would die if Justin Bebier told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a guy try to put your hair behind your ears and he ended up poking you in the eye, copy this into your profile
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
Cervical cancer is actually caused by a virus know as Human Papalonia Virus (HPV). Millions of women around the world already have this virus. Spread your knowledge and post this in your profile.
If whenever you don't want to do something, the first thing you do is touch your nose and yell NOSE GOES! then copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own personal bubble space copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think 'rock, paper, scissors' or 'bubble gum bubble gum in a dish' solves allot of problems then put this in you're profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious... Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy and paste this into your profile
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that copy and past this into you profile!
(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
If you support Jack Sparrow and his jar of dirt, copy and paste this to your profile. (I got a jar of dir-rt, I got a jar of dir-rt, and guess what's inside it!)
What A boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Text you.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
(.• (.•
Too many lies and broken hearts
I hate the banners of pink and white
I am like a blade, sharp and ready to cut
So if you want to date me, this I will tell:
By RedwoodAngel, repost this if you think Valentine's day is a sham
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food. (I'm the reason my house has no food.)
A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.
A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.
A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?
A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here!"(LOVE YOU CARE-BEAR BUT NO YOU CANT HAVE MY COOKIE)
A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.
A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.
A friend will hide you from the cops;Best Friend is the reason their after you
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
AFergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"
" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"
"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."
Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Don't mess with me I've got a stick."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."
"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?"
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is not sleeping 3 nights in a row because you stayed up reading fanfiction and then jumping in bed at 7:00 am when you're mom comes to wake you up so you can get ready to go to work with her, where there is a computer where you continue to read fanfiction. Crazy is laughing your ass off while you're supposed to be giving a report on Pluto and then being threatened by you teacher that she will fail you if you don't stop cackling like an idiotic hyena. Wrote a fanfiction (for your own amusement) about Edward Cullen falling in love with a turtle who loves a monkey, but Emmett loves the monkey and threatens to squish the turtle which makes Edward go all PMSy! Crazy is freaking out because you saw a silver volvo and tripped on the sidewalk laughing like a maniac.Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class.Crazy is having an argument with your best friend about who gets to date Edward Cullen.Crazy is when you compare everything and everyone to Twilight. Crazy is when you knick name you eraser Fang from Maximum Ride so he can always be with you then when one of your friends drops him down a drain accidently you start to bawl your eyes out. Crazy is when you are in the car and you pass a building and scream cause you think it says ITEX when really it says INEX and you do that every time you pass it even though you've seen it a million times before. Crazy is when you go up to random strangers and say that you their long lost child. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
The SOUND TRACK of my life
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Sunshine Girl- Britt Nicole
Waking Up: You belong with me- Taylor Swift
First Day At School: About You - ZOEgirl
Trying To Fit In: Home- Natalie Grant (this is just depressing)
Falling In Love: Innocent- Taylor Swift
Fight Song: Thoughts of You- BarlowGirl
Breaking Up: Change- Carrie Underwood
Prom night: Meg Mell (off vocal ver.)-Clannad OST Disk 3
Life: I Don't Wanna Go- Avalon
Mental Breakdown: Security- Stacie Orrico ( this doesn't really work)
Driving: Enough- BarlowGirl
Flashback: Together- Krystal Meyers
Getting back together: Every Time We Touch –Cascada
Wedding: Spring Wind- Clannad OST Disk 1
Birth of Child: At Once- Clannad OST Disk 1
Final Battle Beautiful Ending- BarlowGirl
Funeral Song: Make Me Over- Natalie Grant
Final Credits: Atmosphere (Remix)- Toby Mac
You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"
You're in a running/swimming race and you're praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…
You're on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You're in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em's and say you're camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people. (Yupers)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy
You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)
You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know everything now. )
You want to learn Latin.
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (Duh!! I've been trying to get a bunch of my other friends to read it. Some of them have, and they love it :D)
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.
You're nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room add this to your profile
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil!
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.
15. Even a kick-butt, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium.
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
30. The order of power: Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don't make the list.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Do yoga.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile
Girls are like apples on trees.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in over a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, Mimpy, MaxRide25, The Wolf Who Walks Alone, RedwoodAngel
Funny stuff i've heard so far in my life/ Random funny/ stupid stuff
I liked homework when it was called coloring.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?!" -some guy in hadcuffs. "What? Your mother never told you?" - police officer.
I laugh at everything...sorry...its a habit.
Friends stop to ask if your ok, best friends scream SHE'S TICKED!! MOVE!!
Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you...That other guy. You right there! YES, YOU. Do you like tacos?
So stick that in your juice box and suck it
Q: Am i stupid or smart?
A: Yes
She's my best friend. You break her heart, i'll break your face.
Your my best friend Foreve_ but no R, because that would be the end of forever.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
We are the Knights Who Say NI!
We are now the Knights who say -speak gibberish-
This is how you roll your L's. "Le le le le le"
SILENCE!! ...i kill you.
"What does the D stand for?" - the puppet dude "My theme song." -puppet "What's your theme song?" - puppet dude. Puppet does superman pose "Du du du duuuuuu!"
Ooooh! Drama! Let's get some popcorn!!
i have a head!! OMG!! ME TOO!! LETS BE FRIENDS!!
Ok, lets stop being difficult and just take life's freaking lemons!
Don't make me get my poking stick!!
I love faking random accents
If's schools so smart how come grades go...A, B, C, D, F!! What ever happened to E??
Buddy the Elf whats your favorite color?
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it!!
Come to de dark side!! (but bring a flashlight because its dark over here)
I would LOVE to jump into a pool of jello.
Always forgive your enemys... nothing annoys them so much.
Never do anything you dont want to explain to the paramedics
Apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother Colin. or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. but i think it's Colin.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?!
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by
boys are like slinkies. they seem useless but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
boys are like parking spaces. all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are the handicapped.
the space between your fingers were created so that another person could full them - unknown
meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was completely choice, but fallling in love with you was beyond my control - unknown
if i could be any part of you id be you tears. to be concived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips - unknown
you know your in love when you dont want to go to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Suess
today i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking about you - unknown
sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to break them down - unknown
nobody is worth your tears and the one who is wont make you cry - unknown
its amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces - unknown
if you cant get someone off your mind, they're probably supposed to be there - unknown
last night i looked up and matched each star with a reason why i love you. i was doing pretty good until i ran out of stars - unknown
love is giving someone the power to destroy you then trusting them not to - unknown
there is nothing worse then meaning nothing to the person who means everything to you - unknown
sometimes the person you fall for, isnt ready to catch you - unknown
flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss - unknown (i am an expert at this) :P
the only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory - unknown
everything is funny as long as its happening to some one else - unknown
the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. but not in that order. - unknown
you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAL. RedwoodAngel
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL, RedwoodAngel
Girl Comebacks!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Da 25 BEST Chuck Norris Jokes in No Real Order! Fight 4 Randomness
1. Some magicians walk on water; Chuck Norris swims through land.
Funniest Quotes in History!Fight 4 Randomness
1. Capitalization is important. Without it, there's no difference between Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Favorite Quotes:
I am who I am with no exceptions- Haley Williams (Paramore)
Quack, damn you- Jamie, mythbusters
I reject your reality and substitute my own- Adam, mythbusters
And if you throw it at your brother really herd, it'll kill him- Jamie, mythbusters
I like hardcover books, because every time someone says that reading is stupid, I smack them with whatever book I have on hand.
Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You would too if you hit a little bit harder.
The only thing better than chocolate is a good friend with chocolate
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them into Life's eyes and see how Life likes lemons then!
Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.
Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Tough times never last, but tough people do
Imagination is more important than knowledge
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had
Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil
You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
There can be over one million fangirls of someone, but in your own mind, they always belong to you
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here
You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Why don't we just waltz on over to nambi-pambi land and get you some self confidence, you jackwagon! Tissue? Crybaby!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down
On a scale from Waldo to Anne Frank, how good was that hiding spot?
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
"Are you being sarcastic?" "Well no duh!"
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I'm not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
"I'd insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload."
Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.
This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, Mimpy, MaxRide25, RedwoodAngel
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip and now I will put soul eater songs


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Lavender (Fernleaf)
Lavandula multifida, Fernleaf LavenderA special species quickly flowering from seed. Beautiful dissected silver-green foliage with long slender stems are topped with intriguing violet-blue flower bracts and a delightful oregano fragrance. Height: 45-75cm (18-30in).
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Rosa, Rose 'Hartiger'Awarded 'Rose of the Year 2014', this gorgeous floribunda rose bears pumpkin-orange blooms with hints of apricot as the flowers mature. Rose 'Lady Marmalade' has all the vintage charm of old-fashioned roses, with cabbage-shaped blooms and a delicious sweet scent, but with the disease resistance of modern roses. Repeat-flowering throughout the summer and early autumn, this variety makes a stunning addition to borders and is a superb cut flower for a vase indoors. Height: 90cm (35"). Spread: 75cm (30").
Companion planting: Try growing roses with garlic, chives, thyme or mint to help deter aphids and blackfly.
Culinary note: Some parts of these flowers are edible. For more details about edible flowers click here.
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Rhododendron 'Amoena' (Large Plant)
Japanese Dwarf Azalea
This delightful Japanese Azalea makes a lovely feature in the border or when grown in a decorative container on the patio. Rhododendron 'Amoena' produces masses of brash, magenta-pink blooms that almost cover the evergreen foliage throughout April and May.
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LABORATORY 11 Specific Heat Purpose In this experiment we will measure the experimentally measured values with specific heat capacities of some metal accepted values for these metals. specimens. We will compare our Equipment Calorimeter Support rod Steam generator String Metal cubes (2) Ice Digital thermometer Paper towels Glass beaker Table stand Principles in, "Ouch! That's hot!"). There is Heat and Temperature energy associated with this motion; the temperature of an object is a measure of It is an empirical fact that two objects in the average energy of its constituent physical contact will eventually come to particles. The particles of an object at a the same temperature. We now higher temperature have more energy, on understand this process as a net flow of average, than those of an object at a energy from the hotter object to the lower temperature. cooler object. This flow of energy occurs on sub-microscopic scales, on the When the two objects are placed in level of molecules and atoms, and is physical (or thermal) contact, collisions called heat. will occur between their constituent particles. In these collisions, slower The constituent particles (atoms or particles will tend to be sped up; faster molecules) of matter are constantly particles will tend to be slowed down. vibrating or otherwise in motion. This The average energy of the particles in motion is not evident to our sight, but it the cooler object will increase, raising its is often evident to our sense of touch (as 151 temperature, while the average energy of the particles in the hotter object will The specific heat capacity, c, of a decrease, lowering its temperature. substance (usually called just "specific Eventually, the temperature of the two heat") is the heat capacity per unit mass: objects will equalize, and there will be no more net flow of energy from one to C Q (1) c the other. This situation is called m mT thermal equilibrium. where m is the mass of the substance. Since heat, usually abbreviated Q, is a Specific heat is thus the amount of heat flow of energy, it is measured in energy Q necessary to raise a unit mass of a units: joules in the SI system. An substance one degree of temperature. It alternate unit often used is the calorie. is a property of the substance itself and This usage dates from the early 19th can be used to identify different century, when it was thought that heat materials. was the flow of a hypothetical substance called the caloric fluid. In 1843 Robert The SI units of specific heat are Joule showed experimentally that one jouleskg-1C-1 (joules per kilogram per calorie of heat is equivalent to 4.186 degree Celsius). The specific heats of joules of energy, establishing that heat is various metals and of water are listed in a form of energy flow. Table 1 in units of calories per gram per degree (calg-1C-1). It is left as an Since thermal properties are often listed exercise for the reader to convert these in calorie units, we should remember the values into SI units. conversion factor: 1 calorie = 4.186 joules Determining Specific Heat In this lab, we will measure temperature In this experiment, you will be given two on the Celsius temperature scale. The metal specimens. Your job is to measure unit of temperature is the degree Celsius, the specific heat of each metal. The abbreviated C. procedure we will use is this: First, heat the metal to a high Heat Capacity and Specific Heat temperature. Then suspend the specimen in a cup of water at a low We define the heat capacity, C, of an temperature. The metal will cool down object or of a quantity of a substance as as it gives up heat energy to the water. the amount of heat necessary to raise its The water will warm up as it gains heat temperature one degree: energy from the metal. After a few minutes, the water plus metal system Q C will come to its final (equilibrium) T temperature. From the masses of the water and the metal, the known specific where Q is the amount of heat and T is heat of water, and the initial and final the change in temperature. 152 temperatures, we can calculate the small metal cup that sits inside a larger specific heat of the metal. container, with a plastic lid that fits over all. For our calculation, we rearrange the definition of specific heat (1) to get an When placed in the calorimeter, the expression for the amount of heat energy small cup is surrounded by an air pocket. that must flow into a substance for a Air is an excellent heat insulator given change in temperature: (conversely, it is a poor conductor of heat), so that little heat flows from the (2) Q mcT cup to the room or from the room to the cup. Now energy is conserved. If we take steps to prevent any heat energy being On the other hand, the cup itself will be gained or lost to the environment, then in thermal contact with the water. When the same heat energy that flows out of we place the hot metal into the water, the metal must flow into the water. Let some heat will flow into the cup itself. Q represent the amount of energy that We must take this into account, so we flows in to a substance and –Q be the revise our above expression to amount of energy that flows out of it. Then: Qmetal Qwater Qcup Qmetal Qwater or which means that (3) mc T m0 c0 T0 mcup ccup T0 mc T m0 c0 T0 where the final term represents the heat energy that flows into the calorimeter where the parameters without subscripts cup. Since the cup is in thermal contact refer to the metal and the parameters with the water at all times, the with the subscript "0" refer to the water. temperature change for the cup should be the same as that for the water, T0. However, the above leaves out of account heat energy that flows into the We can solve equation (3) for the container that holds the water – the specific heat of the metal, c. calorimeter. Calorimeter cups are usually made of aluminum. The specific heat of aluminum, ccup, and the specific heat of The Calorimeter water, c0, are listed in Table 1. We can measure the masses and the different As the name implies, the calorimeter is a temperatures in equation (3) to calculate device used to measure heat flow. Its the unknown specific heat. (Note: main purpose is to insulate a system remember that T = Tfinal – Tinitial.) from the environment (i.e., the air in the room) so that heat gains or losses to and In the above, we have assumed that the from the system are minimized. The temperature is uniform at any time calorimeter we will use consists of a throughout the materials (the water, the 153 metal or the cup). In practice, some occur. Experience shows that the final temperature gradients are inevitable, and temperature in this experiment will be these will be one source of error in this about 4-6 C above room temperature. experiment. We can minimize these by We will "split the difference" of the gently stirring the water with our unwanted heat flow by starting with temperature probe before taking water about 5 C below room temperature measurements – gently, so temperature. Then heat that flows out of that the stirring itself does not raise the the calorimeter when the water is hotter temperature of the water. than room temperature will be approximately offset by heat that flows Another source of error is that our into the calorimeter when the water is calorimeters are not perfect, and heat cooler than room temperature. flow into or out of the calorimeter will Procedures here is to have the lid ready to be 1. Heat the metal. placed on the calorimeter, with the string running through it.) Fill the steam generator about ¾ Suspend the metal in the water in full with water. Turn on the the generator so that the top of power and turn the knob to full. the specimen is slightly above the (Of course, we want to be careful surface of the water. Try to keep of the steam and the hot water the top dry so that you do not when the water boils. Arrange pull out hot water when you things so that the generator will transfer the specimen to the be out of your way when you calorimeter. The specimen transfer the cube into the should be fully submerged and calorimeter.) should not touch the sides or Weigh the specimen to be bottom of the generator. measured and record the mass in Let the water come to a boil. the data table. Also record the Meanwhile, perform steps 2, 3 metal and/or a description of the and 4. metal for identification purposes. Attach a support rod to a table 2. Weigh the calorimeter cup. stand. Get a piece of string about 30 cm long. Tie the metal Take the small cup out of the specimen to one end, then run the calorimeter and weight it. other end through the hole in the Record its mass. calorimeter lid. Finally, wrap the free end of the string around the 3. Mix up some cool water. support rod. Perch the calorimeter lid on the end of the Using a beaker, get a supply of support rod to keep it out of the cold water from the ice water way temporarily. (The purpose 154 supply provided. Make sure initial temperature of the water, there is no ice in your cold water. T1. Fill the calorimeter cup about ½ Measure the temperature of the full with tap water. Then add boiling water. Stir the water with cold water (with no ice) and stir, the thermometer's probe first, until the calorimeter water is then read temperature to the about 5 degrees below room nearest 1/10 degree C. Record temperature. (Use the digital this as the initial temperature of thermometer to measure room the metal, T2. (Since the metal is temperature. Note: don't in thermal equilibrium with the assume room temperature will boiling water, it should have the remain the same throughout the same temperature.) lab session. It won't.) 6. Transfer the metal to the 4. Weigh the calorimeter cup with calorimeter. the water in it. The best way to do this is to lift Weigh the cup with the cool the metal out of the generator by water in it. The difference the string, swivel the support rod between this mass and the mass or move the table stand, then of the cup alone is the mass of lower the cube into the the water, which you will use in calorimeter. Then put the the calculation. Record the mass calorimeter lid in place. of the water in the data table. Place the calorimeter cup in the Note: While transferring, shake calorimeter. Use a cloth or paper or brush off any hot water towel as a temporary lid for the droplets that adhere to the calorimeter to keep the water specimen. You do not want to cool. (You can always readjust transfer any hot water. Make the temperature of the water by sure the metal is fully submerged adding more cold water. But and is not touching the sides or then you must weigh the water bottom of the calorimeter. again.) 7. Measure the final (equilibrium) 5. Take the initial temperature temperature readings After the temperature in the After the water in the steam calorimeter stops changing, generator boils, but before gently stir the water with the transferring the metal, measure thermometer probe. the temperature of the cool water Measure the temperature to the in the calorimeter. Gently stir nearest 1/10 degree C and record the water with the probe of the this as the final temperature of digital thermometer, then take the system, Tf. the reading to the nearest 1/10 degree C. Record this as the 155 8. Solve equation 3 for the specific List the accepted value in SI heat of the metal. units. To do this you will have to convert from units of calg-1C-1 9. Using your data, determine the to jouleskg-1C-1. Determine a specific heat of the metal. conversion factor for doing this and write it in the space Record your results in the provided. calculations table below. Compare your calculated value with those in the table (which are listed in units of calg-1C-1.) Table 1: Specific Heats Substance Specific Heat (calg-1C-1) Aluminum 0.215 Antimony 0.0495 Brass/Copper 0.0924 Iron 0.108 Lead 0.0305 Magnesium 0.243 Silver 0.0562 Tin 0.0543 Tungsten .0322 Water 1.00 156 Lab 12: Specific Heat Name: Date: Class: Data & Analysis Experimental data Group number _______ Mass of calorimeter cup __________ Metal Mass of Mass of Initial Initial Final Speci metal water Temperature Temperature Temperature men (Description) of Water of Metal (T1) (T2) (Tf) 1 2 3 4 Solve equation (3) algebraically for the specific heat of the metal: Note: Use the symbols T1, T2 and Tf for the initial water temperature, the initial metal temperature, and the common final temperature, respectively. 157 Lab 12: Specific Heat Name: Date: Class: Data & Analysis Calculations Speci Metal Calculated Accepted value Percent men specific heat for specific heat error (Description) (joulekg- (joulekg-1C-1) 1 C-1) 1 2 3 4 Conversion factor: __________ (for converting calg C to joulekg-1C-1) -1 -1 158 Lab 12: Specific Heat Name: Date: Class: Data & Analysis Questions 1. One source of error in this experiment is that the metal specimen gives up heat to the room during the transfer process. Which of the metals you measured would be most affected by this? Do the percent errors in your results reflect this? 2. What experimental problem would result if the mass of the water were very much larger – 1000 times, say – than the mass of the metal? 3. Use your data and the accepted value for the specific heat of aluminum to calculate what the final temperature should be for an error-free experiment. Consider the metal and the water only and ignore the calorimeter cup in the calculation. 159 160
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