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|Origin of working title, term "The New World Order". NO DOUGH BOYS is takeoff on "No-No Boys", WWII internees who had answered "no" to a two-part loyalty question that asked them to renounce the Japanese Emperor and agree to serve in the US Armed Forces
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|4 days From: 1944-04-25 To: 1944-04-28
|Face Slaps: 18
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|Head Bonks: 4
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[ The short opens on the Stooges posing for a commercial photo. They are dressed up as Japanese soldiers, wearing heavy eye make-up and fake buck teeth. They crouch down on the ground holding their arms up in surrender as an American soldier raises a bayonet towards them. A photographer is standing behind a camera. ]
PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold it"¦ Still! [ flashes camera ] Okay, boys, get ready for the next one.
[ The Stooges stand up from the ground. Curly reaches down the ground for his rifle and as he picks it up, it accidentally whacks Moe in the face. ]
MOE: OHH! Why"¦ you!! [ punches Curly in the stomach ]
CURLY: OOF! [ angrily ] I'll give you--
MOE: What?!
CURLY: [ kindly ] The meanest look!
MOE: Why you! [ nosehonks Curly ]
LARRY: Come on, now, break it up!
MOE: You stay outta this!
ALL STOOGES: [ arguing simultaneously ]
PHOTOGRAPHER: Come on, cut out this nonsense! The Latherneck Shaving Cream is waiting for these photos.
[ A phone rings in the background ]
PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh, there's the telephone. Now cut it out!
[ The photographer walks over to the phone and the Stooges follow him. The photographer picks up the phone. ]
PHOTOGRAPHER: Hello? [ pause ] Yes! [ pause ] Oh, yes! [ pause ] Yeeeees! [ pause ] Yes, yes, yes yes, yes, yes, yes!
ALL STOOGES: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
PHOTOGRAPHER: Shut up, you idiots! [ to the phone ] I don't mean you, sir. I mean these other idiots! Uh"¦ what I m-- [ pause ] Alright, sir. I'll be right over. [ hangs up the phone ] Fools!!
MOE: Well"¦ you see, we--
PHOTOGRAPHER: Aw, go out and go to lunch!
MOE: Okay, we'll change our clothes.
PHOTOGRAPHER: No, don't take off those uniforms! I gotta get this work done as quickly as possible. I'll be back in 15 minutes. Go grab yourselves a bite. [ to assistant ] Come on, Joe, I want you to help me move some stuff.
[ The photographer and his assistant leave ]
MOE: How do ya like that?
LARRY: Aw, 15 minutes"¦ How can you eat in 15 minutes? I never heard of that.
[ Curly takes out a cigarette and begins smoking ]
MOE: Let's go and eat someplace.
LARRY: I wanna go-- How about Smitty's?
MOE: Pretty goo--
[ Moe looks over at Curly and notices him smoking ]
MOE: What's the matter witchoo, you wanna burn down the scenery?! [ points off-camera ] Read that sign!
[ The camera cuts to a sign which says "Hey, You - NO SMOKING" ]
CURLY: [ reads ] Hey, you, no smokin'!
MOE: Well?
CURLY: It says you, not me! [ continues smoking ] Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
MOE: [ takes Curly's cigarette ] Whyyyyy you"¦
[ Moe puts the cigarette out by stomping it on the ground ]
MOE: [ to Larry ] I don't like Smitty's. Let's go to Levin's.
[ Curly takes out a bigger cigar from his pocket behind Moe and Larry's backs and begins smoking it ]
LARRY: Aww"¦ I-- You know what I heard about--
[ Moe looks over and notices Curly smoking the big cigar ]
MOE: [ snatches Curly's cigar ] Whyyyyyyy"¦
[ Moe stomps on Curly's cigar ]
MOE: I'll murder ya!
LARRY: [ to Moe ] Listen, don't go to Levin's. Cause when I went to the--
[ Curly takes out a smoking pipe and puts it in his mouth. Moe turns and notices. He yanks out the pipe from Curly's mouth, then whacks it on Curly's head. ]
MOE: Now, that's that! [ to Larry ] Look--
LARRY: I'm not lending you any more money! As a matter of fact--
[ Moe and Larry look over at Curly and notice him blowing on his right thumb as if it's a cigar. Then he pours some cigar powder over his hand and pulls out a match. He flicks on the match and holds it close to his thumb to light his thumb. Soon, Curly starts blowing out real smoke from his thumb like an actual cigar. Moe and Larry stare in astonishment, then Curly blows some smoke towards their faces. ]
CURLY: Nyuk nyuk nyuk--
MOE: Why you!
[ Moe opens Curly's hand, but there's nothing in there ]
MOE: [ slaps Curly ] Get goin'! Go onnn!
MOE: [ pulls Larry's hair ] Come on!
LARRY: Ooh, wait--
[ The Stooges leave ]
[ The scene ends ]
[ The next scene begins with a close-up of a newspaper headline, which reads "JAP SUB BLOWN UP OFF SHORE - U.S. COAST GUARD DEALS DEATH BLOW - 3 JAPANESE SOLDIERS ESCAPE: CITIZENS WARNED TO KEEP A SHARP LOOKOUT". The camera pulls back and reveals that a waiter inside a restaurant is reading the paper. He walks away to the back kitchen. ]
[ The Stooges enter the restaurant and take a seat at an empty table. Larry notices a basket of bread on the table. ]
LARRY: Oh, boy - bread!
[ The Stooges each take out a roll of bread and begin eating it ]
MOE: [ muffled ] Service!!
WAITER: [ off-camera ] Service, comin' up!
CURLY: [ muffled ] Hurry up!
[ The waiter re-enters with a tray holding three glasses of water. He places each glass of water next to each Stooge. ]
LARRY: [ muffled ] Mmm"¦ this tastes good.
CURLY: [ muffled ] I like it very, very much.
MOE: [ muffled ] What's new today?
[ The waiter gets a suspicious look on his face, then takes another quick look at the newspaper headline in his pocket about the escaped Japanese soldiers. Thinking the Stooges are real Japanese soldiers, he raises his empty tray and whacks Moe and Curly on the head. ]
[ The waiter whacks the tray on Larry's head, bending it over his head and keeping it there as Larry sits frozen in a daze with his mouth still full of bread ]
[ Curly and Moe get up and slowly start walking towards the waiter with angry expressions. The waiter fearfully backs away and runs into the kitchen. Curly follows him. ]
CURLY: [ muffled yell ]
MOE: [ muffled ] Why you imbe--
[ The kitchen door swings towards Moe and knocks him down on the floor ]
[ Inside the kitchen, Curly walks towards the waiter while holding up a knife ]
WAITER: Put that knife down!
CURLY: [ muffled ] You look for trouble, eh?!
[ The waiter throws a bowl of dough off-camera towards Curly then ducks out of the way. He peeks back off-camera at Curly and gets a surprised expression. ]
[ The camera cuts to Curly with the dough all over his face and the empty bowl over his head. Curly takes off the bowl, then swipes the dough off of his face. He throws the dough at the waiter's face. ]
[ The waiter slowly walks towards Curly, as Moe and Larry enter the kitchen behind Curly ]
WAITER: [ rolls up sleeves ] Why you! I'll tear ya--
[ The waiter aims a punch towards Curly, but Curly ducks and the waiter punches Moe behind Curly instead, bumping Moe into Larry ]
[ Curly stands back up, then stomach-butts the waiter backwards towards the hot stove. The waiter's behind gets burned by the stove. ]
[ The Stooges exit the kitchen through the back door ]
[ The waiter sits in a bucket of water, putting out the smoke from his behind ]
WAITER: [ relieved ] Ahhh"¦ ahhhh"¦ ahhhhhhhhhh"¦.
[ The waiter stands up out of the bucket, then picks up the phone and dials ]
WAITER: Hello? Police department?
[ Outside the restaurant, the Stooges are laughing to each other. Curly takes out a cigarette and lights a match. ]
CURLY: Say, I wonder what's bothering him? We didn't do anything to him.
LARRY: Yeah"¦ Say, maybe we ate too much of his bread.
MOE: He must be nutty! I--
[ Moe does a double-take, then looks down at his and the other Stooges' Japanese soldier uniforms ]
MOE: Boy, are we dumb!
CURLY: Speak for yourself, John!
MOE: Shaddup! He thinks we're Japs!
[ Curly and Larry look down at their uniforms ]
ALL STOOGES: AH HA HA HA HA HA! He thinks we're Japs! HA HA HA--
[ The Stooges lean against a nearby wall and suddenly fall through it ]
[ A loud thud is heard after the Stooges fall inside the wall. The camera cuts inside the room that the Stooges have landed in, which looks like the entrance room to a house. The Stooges get up from the floor and try to find their way back out the trap door they fell through, but they can't. ]
[ The Stooges look around the room, and Curly and Moe have their backs to each other ]
MOE: [ calling out ] Hello there?!
CURLY: Hello there!
MOE: Where are you?
CURLY: [ calling out ] Right here!
[ Moe turns around and notices Curly behind him, then looks at Curly angrily ]
[ A Nazi spy named Hugo enters the room ]
HUGO: [ salutes ] Heil Hitler! Greetings, my friends and allies. How did you get in here??
CURLY: Through the "allie"! [ points to trap door ]
HUGO: Oh, I was afraid you wouldn't make it. Have you seen the paper?
[ Hugo hands the Stooges the newspaper with the same "JAP SUB BLOWN UP OFF SHORE" headline as the one shown before ]
LARRY: [ whispers ] He thinks that's us!
MOE: He's a Nazi spy. Watch your step and try and act like Japs.
CURLY: [ in Japanese accent ] Oh, so!
ALL STOOGES: [ in Japanese accent ] So! So sorry! Sank you!
HUGO: There's lots of work to be done. We must not fail! [ salutes ] Heil!
ALL STOOGES: Heil!
[ The Stooges salute and accidentally slap Hugo on the head ]
ALL STOOGES: So sorry, please!
HUGO: Yeh -- which one of you is Naki?
LARRY: Uh"¦ me Naki!
HUGO: Which one is Saki?
MOE: Me Saki.
HUGO: [ to Curly ] Oh"¦ then you must be Waki!
CURLY: Oh, so - very, very Waki! [ snaps his fingers several times, flicks them across his chin, then barks at Hugo ] RRUFF!!
HUGO: Yeh -- [ laughs ] Come with me. I introduce you to the ladies.
CURLY: Oh, dames!
[ Curly does a double-take and covers his mouth quickly while Hugo looks at him suspiciously ]
CURLY: HAAHH! [ smiles nervously ]
HUGO: Follow me, gentlemen.
[ The Stooges look behind themselves ]
LARRY: Oh, that are us!
[ The Stooges follow Hugo inside of a room where three German ladies are waiting ]
HUGO: Ladies - meet
CURLY: Aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw! NYARRR!
HUGO: May I present Theilia Pumpernickel"¦ Amelia Schwatzbrut"¦ und Celia Schweivok.
[ The ladies bow their heads forward ]
MOE: They are all very well-"bread".
CURLY: I take mine toasted! Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk--
[ Moe elbows Curly hard in the stomach ]
HUGO: Would you boys care for some refreshments?
ALL STOOGES: Ohh"¦ sank you!
[ The Stooges walk over to the refreshments table ]
CURLY: Hey, we'd better get outta here before they find out who we really are.
MOE: No, we'll stick around. If the real Japs show up, maybe we can grab 'em.
LARRY: Yeah, then we'll be heroes and live happily ever after.
CURLY: If they don't kill us first!
[ Moe flicks Curly's nose ]
MOE: Don't be so "pessiristic"!
AMELIA: [ to Hugo ] They're not real Japanese!
HUGO: I know it - they're spies. But as soon as I find out why they're here"¦ we liquidate them!
[ Hugo leaves and the ladies walk over to the Stooges ]
CELIA: So"¦ you are Naki, Waki, und Saki?
ALL STOOGES: So!
CELIA: I would've hardly recognized you. Remember the winter garden in
CURLY: NYAAGH! Acrobatic act?!
[ Curly wiggles his finger around inside his ear for a few seconds, then pops the finger back out ]
CELIA: Remember you tried to teach me jujitsu?
AMELIA: Jujitsu? Isn't that wonderful?
THEILIA: Oh, please show us how.
MOE: Ohh, no can do this. No"¦ military secrets, thank you!
AMELIA: But aren't we your allies?
MOE: So! We be going into conference"¦ [ to the other Stooges ] Naki, Waki, come backi.
[ The Stooges walk away from the ladies and huddle together ]
CURLY: What does she mean "jujitsu"?
MOE: She wants a wrestle.
CURLY: That I can do!
[ Moe grabs Curly by the neck ]
MOE: Go on - fake somethin'.
[ The Stooges walk back over to the ladies ]
MOE: We are showing. Naki first, ma'am.
LARRY: To grabbing wrist"¦ [ grabs Theilia's wrist ] And grabbing arm"¦ [ grabs Theilia's arm ] Sodu"¦ jerk!
[ Larry spins Theilia around and throws her backwards, causing her to land into a chair which slams backwards into the wall ]
MOE: [ to Amelia ] Grabbing arms"¦ So!
[ Moe grabs Amelia's arms and speaks fake Japanese, spins her around, then throws her backwards, causing her to land on sharp knitting needles on the couch ]
THEILIA: Are you alright?!
MOE: [ to Curly ] Next"¦
CURLY: [ to Celia ] Now, to relaxing. I don't have to hurt you. Put right arm out so"¦ [ holds out right arm ]
CELIA: Like this?
[ Celia grabs Curly's right arm, trips him down on the floor, then spins him around several times ]
[ After spinning Curly, Celia releases him in the air and he crashes head-first through a wall ]
CURLY: Ahh! To getting me out, prease! [ speaks Japanese ]
MOE: Coming back, please!
[ A bird on top of Curly's head outside the wall tweets loudly ]
CURLY: Somethin' are on my topside singing!
[ The bird chips a few musical notes, then bops Curly's head with its beak two times ]
CURLY: Get it off, please.
[ The bird bops Curly's head with its beak once more ]
MOE: That are numbskull!
[ Moe and Larry walk over to Curly ]
MOE: Coming out, chucklehead!
[ Moe begins pulling Curly's head out from the hole ]
[ Curly's head is released from the hole ]
[ Curly waves his hand back-and-forth in front of Moe's face several times, then Curly walks forward. As he bends down to pick up his hat, Moe accidentally bumps into his behind. ]
[ Celia walks up to Curly, then Curly turns around and is surprised to see her ]
CURLY: NYAAH! Oh, so sorry!
[ Hugo walks back in the room ]
CELIA: [ laughs nervously ]
HUGO: What ist los here?!
CELIA: Don't be excited, Hugo. They were teaching us jujitsu. I knew these boys when they did an acrobatic act at the winter garden.
HUGO: Ja, acrobatics? I love to watch! Come on, boys, do something!
LARRY: So sorry, out of practice! Have forgotten routine!
HUGO: Nonsense - real Japanese never forget! Come on, do something!
CELIA: Ja, do the foot-to-foot dance.
CURLY: Oh, much rather to dancing cheek-to-cheek!
[ Curly dances in-place for a while, then shuffles backwards ]
CURLY: La-da-da-da-deeee, la-da-da-da-daaaa, la-da"¦
[ Curly dances closer to Celia, but Moe grabs him back ]
MOE: HALT!! [ to Hugo ] Excuse him, please. Conference [ to the other Stooges ] Naki, Waki, come backi.
[ The Stooges walk away from Hugo and the ladies, and huddle together again ]
MOE: We better do somethin' before that guy gets suspicious. Try and do the stuff that they did in the acrobatic act last night.
LARRY: Ooh, yes!
CURLY: Okay.
MOE: Ready, hup! [ to Hugo and the ladies ] Are watching stunt now"¦ sitting down, please! Thank you!
[ Hugo and the ladies take a seat on the couch as the Stooges begin their acrobatic act ]
[ The Stooges toss a napkin around, then they stand together in a line with Moe in the middle. Curly and Larry hold their feet behind Moe's legs and stretch their arms out. ]
[ The Stooges toss the napkin around a few more times, then stand together in a line again with Curly in the middle this time. Moe and Larry hold their feet behind Curly's legs and stretch their arms out. ]
[ The Stooges suddenly lose their balance and fall down on the floor. They quickly get back up. ]
[ Larry runs forward, does a cartwheel and slams on the ground. Moe and Curly follow by falling on the ground as well. Curly begins spinning around like a top. ]
CURLY: WHOOIA-WHOOIA! WHOOOOIAAAAAA!! [ looks up at the camera ] ARR-AW-AW-AW-AW-AW-AW! RRRUFF!! RUFF!
[ The Stooges each crawl on their backs towards each other ]
[ Hugo and the ladies applaud ]
[ The Stooges stand back up, and Moe and Curly circle around each other ]
CURLY: Aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw!
MOE: [ speaks fake Japanese ]
CURLY: Aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw!
MOE: [ speaks fake Japanese ]
CURLY: Aw-aw-aw-aw!
[ Moe knocks on Curly's head several times, making a loud sound ]
CURLY: [ looking away ] Come in?
[ Moe slaps Curly ]
[ Moe plants his hand on top of Curly's head. Curly forcefully pulls Moe's hand off, then while holding Moe's hand, they both move their legs around and begin dancing in circles. ]
MOE: [ sings fake Japanese ]
[ After dancing, Curly plants his hand under his own chin. Moe kicks Curly's elbow, causing Curly to accidentally punch his own chin. Curly then stomach-butts Moe, bumping him backwards into Larry. ]
[ Moe pulls back out the napkin, and the Stooges toss it around. When Curly gets the napkin, he throws it down on the ground and it automatically bounces back into his hand. Then he blows his nose with it. ]
HUGO AND LADIES: [ laughs ]
[ Larry lays down on the floor and Curly grabs his hands ]
[ Curly tries leaning up on Larry's hands, but Curly's weight causes Larry's hands to slam into the ground. Then Curly begins wiggling Larry's arms around as if they have no bones. ]
CURLY: HMMM! [ looking up ] Sank you!
[ Moe lifts Larry up from the floor, then Moe lays down on the floor. Curly is about to grab Moe's hands. ]
MOE: No Waki - Naki!
CURLY: My misaki! [ backs away ]
[ Grabbing Moe's knees, Larry flips forward over Moe and lands safely on the floor ]
[ Hugo and the ladies applaud ]
MOE: Thank you.
[ Moe lays back down and Curly walks over to Moe ]
[ Curly grabs Moe's knees and tries to flip forward, but he ends up falling down over Moe's face ]
[ Moe lifts Curly up a little, then bites down hard on the back of Curly's foot ]
CURLY: YOOOOOOWWWW!! MAN-SHOE-IEE!! [ stands up ] YAAAAAUUGH!! HMM!!
[ Moe stands back up ]
MOE: Hippopotamus no good for this trick. [ points at Curly ] Hippopotamus!
MOE: And now, we do very beautiful trick, called "Tree High". Top man stand on middle man head with toe. If falling, are smashing head, spilling brains and blood. Veeeeery beautiful!
CURLY: Who are going to do that?!
MOE: [ points at Curly ] Top man!
CURLY: Me no top man!
MOE: Top man! [ slaps Curly ]
CURLY: Me no top man! [ slaps Moe ]
[ Moe and Curly angrily stare at each other, then look over at Larry, who's casually standing around. After a few seconds, Larry realizes Moe and Curly are staring at him. ]
LARRY: [ nervously ] Top man!
[ Curly cups his hands and Moe jumps into Curly's hands, then stands up on top of Curly's shoulders. ]
LARRY: [ running ] HIYA!
[ Larry tries to grab Moe's hand so he can reach the top, but Moe ends up getting pulled down and all the Stooges crash to the ground ]
[ Hugo and the ladies look at each other with disappointed expressions ]
MOE: Oh, that was very bad!
[ The Stooges stand back up ]
MOE: Now are doing muuuch better trick - veeeery much harder, called "Tree High--" [ holds hand up high ]
MOE: "--Low"! [ holds hand down low ]
[ Curly smiles ]
MOE: If bottom man not careful, breaking every bone. Thank you!
CURLY: Who are going--
MOE: [ points at Curly ] Bottom man!
CURLY: NGAAAH-HHHH!! No bottom man - top man!
MOE: I say bottom man! [ slaps Curly ]
CURLY: I say top man! [ slaps Moe ]
[ Moe bows down, followed by Curly bowing down. Suddenly, Moe slaps Curly's head down, causing Curly to fall on the floor. ]
CURLY: [ nods head ] Bottom man!
[ Curly crouches down the ground. Moe gets on top of Curly and crouches on his back, followed by Larry getting on top of the pile and crouching on Moe's back. ]
LARRY: [ raises arm ] WHOOIA!
MOE: [ raises arm ] WHOOIA!
CURLY: [ raises arm ] WHOOIA!
[ Curly suddenly tips over, causing all the Stooges to crash down on the floor ]
MOE: [ to Curly ] Get up!
[ The Stooges stand back up ]
MOE: That are concluding the performance. Thank you!
[ Hugo and the ladies rush over to the Stooges ]
HUGO: That was great! That was wonderful! You know, I never saw anything--
[ A phone rings in the background ]
HUGO: Yeh-- excuse me. [ leaves ]
MOE: Very hard. Must have refreshment. Sank you!
[ The Stooges rush over to the refreshments table ]
CURLY: Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
MOE: Now listen, pla--
[ Curly puts the opening of a seltzer bottle into his mouth ]
MOE: [ snatches bottle ] What's the matta with you?!
CURLY: Gimme that!
MOE: You got it! [ sprays bottle into Curly's face ]
CURLY: I'd like to see ya do that again!
[ Moe sprays the bottle into Curly's face a second time ]
CURLY: He did it! Why you! [ grabs back bottle ] Gimme that!
[ Curly tries to spray the bottle at Moe, but he accidentally sprays it into his own face ]
MOE: Serves you right!
[ Curly pauses and just stands there ]
MOE: Serves you r--
[ Curly waves his hand back-and-forth in front of Moe's face, then raises his hand higher and higher and Moe follows it. Curly sprays some water from the bottle into Moe's face. ]
MOE: HUUUYUGHH! [ grabs Curly ] Wh-- [ stops suddenly ]
[ Outside the door, Hugo is meeting with three real Japanese soldiers ]
HUGO: I'm glad you arrived safe. I have some impostors in there! Follow me.
[ Hugo and the Japanese soldiers enter the room ]
MOE: [ to Curly ] Watch your p's and q's.
CURLY: Don't forget to dot the i's!
MOE: Yeah"¦ [ eyepokes Curly ]
MOE: Shh!
HUGO: [ to the soldiers ] Come on!
[ Hugo and the soldiers walk up to the Stooges ]
HUGO: So - you are Naki, Saki, and Waki, huh?! You're all "Waki"! Grab them in the name of The New World Order!
[ Curly and Larry spray seltzer bottles into the soldiers' faces. Moe picks up a cake and shoves it into Hugo's face. ]
HUGO: BBBLLLGH!! Ooh, you swinehundt! [ pulls out gun ] I'll fix you!!
[ Moe grabs Hugo's arm to stop him from firing the gun ]
MOE: Hey, Curly, quick! Turn off the lights!
[ Curly flips the light switch down and the room goes black ]
HUGO: Quick! Don't let them get away!
[ Hugo's gun fires several times, followed by loud punching and groaning sounds ]
CURLY: Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry! Turn on the lights! I think I got one!
[ Moe flips the light switch up, turning on the lights ]
[ One of the soldiers is shown hanging unconscious on top of the chandelier ]
CURLY: So there you are, eh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[ The other two soldiers run up to Curly and gang up on him. One aims a punch at Curly, but Curly ducks, causing him to punch to other soldier accidentally. ]
CURLY: Wait a minute! [ holds out right fist ] Look at that.
[ As the soldier looks at Curly's right fist, Curly bops the soldier's head with his left fist and knocks him on the ground ]
[ Moe flips back down the light switch and the room goes dark again ]
[ Hugo's gun fires several more times ]
[ A thud sound is repeatedly heard ]
[ Curly flips up the light switch and the lights come back on. Curly looks off-camera in shock. ]
[ The camera cuts to Moe, who's slamming Larry's head into the ground repeatedly, not realizing who he is ]
CURLY: Hey, Moe! The wrong Jap!
[ Moe looks at Larry in shock ]
MOE: Whaddaya doin' in my hands! [ slaps Larry ]
[ Curly flips back down the light switch and the room goes dark again ]
[ A bonking sound is repeatedly heard ]
CURLY: Turn on the lights. I got two of 'em! I'm bumping their heads!
[ One of the Japanese soldiers flips up the light switch and the lights come back on ]
MOE AND LARRY: [ off-camera ] OOUCH!!
[ The soldier looks off-camera in shock ]
[ The camera cuts to Curly, who's bopping Moe and Larry's heads repeatedly ]
[ Curly stops when he realizes who he's bopping together ]
[ The soldier flips back down the light switch and the room goes dark again ]
[ A loud crash sound is heard ]
[ A water spraying sound is heard ]
CURLY: HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Hey, fellas, turn on the lights! I got another one!
[ The lights turn on and we see that Curly is spraying a seltzer bottle into a soldier's mouth and the water is spraying out of the soldier's ears ]
[ Hugo sneaks up behind Curly and kicks Curly in the behind ]
[ Curly turns over to Hugo ]
HUGO: You swinehundt! Now I get you!!
CURLY: Why you!
[ Hugo grabs Curly by the neck ]
CURLY: Ooh"¦ you"¦ ooh"¦
[ Moe suddenly jumps on Hugo's back ]
MOE: Take your hands off!!
[ Larry flips back down the light switch and the room goes dark again ]
CURLY: Get 'im over here, Moe! Get 'im over here!
[ A ripping sound is heard ]
HUGO: Look out for my clothes, you're tearing it!
[ Larry flips up the light switch and the lights come back on. Larry looks off-camera in shock ]
HUGO: [ off-camera ] Look out for my clothes!
[ The camera cuts to Moe and Curly tearing Hugo's clothes off, revealing Hugo in his long-johns covered with swastika designs ]
[ Moe punches Hugo in the stomach ]
[ Larry walks up to Hugo while carrying a globe ]
LARRY: So you ratzies wanted the world, eh?! Well, take it!!
[ Larry smashes the globe over Hugo's head, then the Stooges blow into his face, knocking him down backwards onto the floor unconscious ]
MOE: Ahh"¦ [ points to Hugo ] Is that not a swastika?
CURLY AND LARRY: Ja, this is a swastika!
MOE: [ points to Hugo ] Is that not a dirty rat?
CURLY AND LARRY: Ja, this is a dirty rat!
I wonder if Curly momentarily forgot what he was supposed to do when Moe says "serves you right" then Curly just stares at him for a few seconds prompting Moe to start to repeat his line until Curly starts doing his magic, hand waving gesture. It certainly doesn't feel like a scripted moment.
7.5 pokes
Very funny knockabout Stooge comedy! Coming as late as it did (1944), Curly is especially in top form. While the use of some stunt men is pretty obvious, it does look like the Stooges did do a lot of the acrobatic act on their own. Moe really looks as if he is standing on Curly's shoulders in one scene. In another, Larry is kneeling on top of Moe, who is kneeling on top of Curly. Of course they all tumble down, and while it probably was pretty harmless, it was still fun to see them performing it on their own.
Laugh out loud scene for me was when Larry is laying on the floor during the acrobat sequence, extends his arms up for Curly to climb on, and Larry's arms collapse and crack like peanut brittle.
The "lights out" fight could have been better. It was staged to better effect in "Who Done It".
Overall, totally hilarious violent slapstick with an un-PC theme (like most shorts and cartoons of the time). Definitely one of the Stooges best wartime shorts.
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Everyone likes to save money. It's a fact. The basic economic concept of using scarce resources to satisfy unlimited wants hits each and every one. Finding cheap tickets also adheres to this principle.
It pays to remember that what is "cheap" depends on every one's perception. Still, a set of general characteristics or a consensus does come about.
A fare can sound exorbitant, however. Common sense alone will generally tell someone if they're being taken for a fool. Still, it does help to also support this gut feeling with hard facts and proof. Charting of airline ticket prices comes to the rescue here. With the advent of the Internet, past trends and the historic of fares can be found for almost any destination. Peaks and lows of prices can thus be identified. Generally, the same trend can be expected every year at the same period. However, it has to be noted that the prices will definitely not be the same.
Cheap air fare also depend much on the destination. In many cases, a premium is charged for places with infrequent flights. Limited seats available, especially if there is high demand, will mean higher prices. Airport taxes and other travel-related levies may also affect the total. Areas with no big competition between airports, for example a place with only one airport or carrier, will definitely practice higher prices. It does pay to recall in such cases that choosing an alternate airport even at a distance can return to cheaper. Drive time is not much of an inconvenience, especially if one is to make considerable savings in the process.
Supply and demand on certain days also affects the price of tickets. Peak days to travel are Monday, Friday, and Sunday. It is usually when most people need to come and go from a place. Saturday, Tuesday and Wednesday are the days with lowest traffic, so prices may be lax for these. It is also cheaper to travel in evenings and nights.
Discount and no-frills airlines can also provide good deals. The no-frills policy eliminates on much of the cost associated with travel, such as in-flight meals. But beware of additional charges on luggage and such!
Basic tricks for lower airfare
There are a couple of tricks that can help you obtain a cheap plane ticket. Both of them involve making some effort, but in both cases, the result can be saving a great deal of money.
One of the first rules of getting a cheap ticket involves being a little flexible with your departure and return dates. Check around several days of the week to leave and return. Often, you can get a better price if you are traveling on days that traditionally are slower for the airline. Even choosing to fly out a couple of days later than your ideal date can yield significant savings. Demonstrating a little flexibility with your flight schedule is a relatively easy way of getting a cheap plane ticket without a lot of pain.
Second, make sure you book your flight well in advance. The difference between booking your flights four months in advance and waiting until a couple of weeks before your anticipated departure date can be several hundred dollars per ticket. Taking the time to plan in advance and start comparing pricing with different airlines will help you to take advantage of early bird specials, and make your dream of a cheap plane ticket come true.
While there are some excellent deals online, you may find it easier to get a discount by working directly with the airline. Make it a point to call them and speak with a service representative. From time to time, there may be an unadvertised special going on that you would not know about unless you happened to call the airline on the right day. You may also check to see if enrolling in a mileage program will result in any discounts on your first flight as well. Often, the call centers that provide reservations and client services for passengers are more than willing to do anything within their power to commit you to doing business with the airline. Make use of this by calling and getting the best deal that you can.
Save money by booking last minute deals
Many people turn to last minute deals to find something to suit their escapist prospects. There are no exact rules of thumb where such deals are concerned. It is more often the case of being alert or peeking at the right place at the right time.
A major hurdle of last minute trips is inconvenience. Compromise is the suit of the game here. Once past this hurdle, it will all generally fall into place.
The internet has made it easier to find cheap last minute air fare. Specialized sites can be accessed virtually anywhere, anytime. Some even carry specialized newsletters that go out regularly with all the information on last minute deals. A good many flight companies also advertise their last minute fares over their own website. Listings usually come out on Wednesdays, for fares for the coming weekend period. Informed browsing is the key here.
The choice of destination also plays a lot in the balance. Short haul trips, close to the person's current location, will generally return to much cheaper compared to longer trips, especially to distant countries. The need for specialized visas to some countries, which often need to be applied for and obtained a good while prior to the flight, often restrict the ability for a last minute decision to head there. Using different carriers, and choosing to land at remote airports, for example, can further help in getting hold of a good last minute deal.
It is wrong to assume that low cost airlines will carry good cheap last minute air fare. More often than not, until the last minute, these companies will still sell at the same price as say, a booking 14 days earlier. It is often on charter flights, which need to maximize seat occupation, that last minute cheap rates can be acquired. Another good contender is to scour travel packages by travel agents. Flights are booked in conjunction with hotel stay, and to maximize the return and profitability of the endeavor, many travel agents with remaining package places will put them out at remarkably low prices at the last minute.
Discount airlines – are they worth it?
Some people are hesitant to take a discount flight on a lesser known airline. There is some fear that the discount flight will be somewhat more difficult or uncomfortable than a standard business flight on a name brand airline.
A discount airline is indeed usually a no frills means of conveyance. However, when it comes to seating, chances are the accommodations will be just like those found in any business class flight. The plane usually carries the same amount of leg room, will offer a free in-flight snack, and in short will be pretty much indistinguishable from most other flights.
Second, the staff on the plane are not people who lack the proper skills. Both the pilots and the attendants are fully trained personnel that are competent to take care of passengers during the flight. While some people tend to think that a discount flight also involves using personnel who are not at the top of their game, that is rarely the case.
Airlines who routinely offer a discount flight plan take the comfort and safety of the passengers very seriously, and do not entrust them to anyone without the proper training and credentials. You can expect to have attendants that can answer any question you have, will know exactly what to do in order to make you comfortable, and will make sure you get on and off the plane easily.
Last, but not least, it does not mean you will be traveling on a plane that is not up to standards. All passenger planes must meet the same rigid regulations before it can be cleared for flight. You can rest assured that all the operating systems are fully functional, and the plane is perfectly safe. This means you can fly with a "no name airline" with full confidence of having a safe and uneventful flight.

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Lady Dogs stay undefeated in district, Wrenn gets 599th win
Published 9:20 am, Saturday, January 12, 2013
After a giant first half, the Lady Dogs just couldn't be caught as the Plainview girls earned their third straight victory in district with a punishing 52-35 win over the San Angelo Lakeview Maidens.
Now undefeated in their district run, the Lady Dogs kept their reign at the top of district intact as the girls improved to 3-0 in district and now hold an 18-8 overall record.
Lady Dog head coach Danny Wrenn also picked up his 599th career win Friday as the 23-year Plainview coach is just one win shy of reaching the significant 600th mark.
After being cooped up on a bus for four hours, the Lady Dogs hit the court like dynamite once they entered the San Angelo gym.
In the first three minutes of the game, a 3-pointer and a two-point field goal apiece from sophomores Karli Wheeler and Meredith McDonough propelled the girls to an early 10-1 lead in the first quarter.
On defense, the Lady Dogs had the paint covered as they forced the Maidens to give up turnover after turnover. In the first quarter alone, Wheeler forced a steal; McDonough picked up two rebounds and two steals; Bailey Davis snagged two rebounds and a block and junior Tavia Hearn ended the first period with two steals.
With the Dogs' defense keyed in, fast-break transitions kept the number of Bulldogs fans in attendance cheering as buckets from Kristen Reynolds, Stacey Da La Garza and Carley Hardage ended the first period with the Lady Dogs up 19-6.
In the second quarter, Reynolds was the queen of the fast-break as assists from Wheeler and Garza helped the senior rack up seven more points before the half.
With just four turnovers before the half and a steady defense, the Lady Dogs kept the lead and sent the Maidens into the locker room trailing 35-16 at the break.
In the third, the Dogs' offense lost a little luster as Plainview managed only seven points in the period. But the Lady Dogs' signature defense kept the tables even as heavy rebounds and steals held San Angelo at seven.
Up 42-23 going into the final period, the Lady Dogs continued to have trouble finding the bucket as the Maidens were able to outscore Plainview 12-10 in the fourth, thanks to a handful of free throws. But the profitable first half and a buzzer-beating 3-pointer by Jennifer Alonzo was enough to put San Angelo away as Plainview walked off the court with a 52-35 win.
"We defended well in the first half and came out with a lot of energy and jumped all over them," said Wrenn after the game. "San Angelo runs a zone, and we were able to find some opening and take some shots. In the second half, not so much; we missed some advantages and didn't finish very well. But we got the 'W' and that's what's important."
Reynolds led the Dogs in shooting as the senior hit double-digits by sinking 12 points against San Angelo. Reynolds also ended the night with three rebounds, an assist, two steals and a block.
McDonough and Alonzo left San Angelo with nine points apiece. McDonough had a solid defensive night as well, as the sophomore grabbed four rebounds, an assist and three steals. Along with going 2-for-5 at the free throw line, Alonzo ended the night with three rebounds and two assists.
Wheeler also had three rebounds in the night to add on to her eight points against San Angelo. Wheeler also had four assists and a steal.
Bailey Davis rounded out the Dogs' top scorers with seven but also picked up four rebounds and three blocks in the game.
De La Garza ended the night with four points, two assists and two steals.
On defense, Shalee Bennett snagged three rebounds, an assist and a steal; Miranda Ball had two rebounds and Carley Hardage had a steal.
The Lady Dogs stay on the road Tuesday as the girls head to Lubbock High to take on the Westerners, who were defeated Friday by Hereford 69-47.
On Tuesday, the Lady Dogs will look to improve to 4-0 in district while Wrenn looks for his 600th win.


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Elite Land Tours: A Texas Roofers Company
Welcome to Elite Land Tours: A Texas Roofers company. The pitch of the roofing system is proportional to the amount of rainfall. Houses in areas of low rainfall frequently have roofs of low pitch while those in locations of high rainfall and snow, have steep roofs. The longhouses of Papua New Guinea, for example, being roof-dominated architecture, the high roofs sweeping practically to the ground. The high steeply-pitched roofings of Germany and Holland are typical in regions of snowfall. In parts of North America such as Buffalo, U.S.A or Montreal, Canada, there is a required minimum slope of 6 inches in 12 inches, a pitch of 30 degrees.
Flats of adobe dwellings normally have a very minor slope. In a Middle Eastern nation, where the roofing system may be utilized for leisure, it is typically walled, and drainage holes need to be supplied to stop water from pooling and permeating through the porous roof material.
Stone lintels have been used to support roofs given that prehistoric times, however can not bridge large distances. The stone arch came into substantial use in the ancient Roman period and in alternative kinds could be used to cover areas approximately 140 feet (43 m) throughout. The stone arch or vault, with or without ribs, dominated the structures of major architectural works for about 2,000 years, just paving the way to iron beams with the Industrial Revolution and the designing of such buildings as Paxton's Crystal Palace, finished 1851. Texas is the best state in the world to do another thing as well because the way contractors control the accounting and the operations.
In San Antonio Texas, the asbestos normally in bonded corrugated panels, has been utilized extensively in the 20th century as an inexpensive, non-flammable product with excellent insulating residential or commercial properties. Health and legal concerns involved in the mining and handling of asbestos items suggests that it is not utilized as a brand-new roof material. However, numerous asbestos roofs continue to exist, particularly in South America and Asia.
Some types of roof, for instance thatch, need a high pitch in order to be water resistant and resilient. Other kinds of roof, for example pantiles, are unsteady on a steeply angled roof but provide exceptional weather condition security at a reasonably low angle. In regions where there is little rain, a nearly flat with a slight run-off offers appropriate protection against a periodic rainstorm. Drainpipes also eliminate the need for a sloping roof.
Areas vulnerable to heavy snow take advantage of a metal roof due to the fact that their smooth surfaces shed the weight of snow more easily and resist the force of wind much better than a wood shingle or a concrete tile roofing system.
Since the function of a roof is to secure individuals and their ownerships from weather components, the insulating homes of a roofing system are a factor to consider in its structure and the choice of material.
Steel shingle or standing-seam roofings last about 50 years or more depending on both the approach of installation and the wetness barrier (underlayment) utilized and are in between the expense of shingle roofs and slate roofing systems. In the 20th century a big number of roof materials were established, consisting of roofings based on bitumen (currently used in previous centuries), on rubber and on a variety of synthetics such as thermoplastic and on fiberglass. The best contractors in the industry are hard to find.
The primary task of most roofings is to keep out water. The big location of a roofing drives away a lot of water, which must be directed in some suitable method, so that it does not trigger damage or inconvenience.
Improperly insulated and aerated roof can suffer from issues such as the formation of ice dams around the overhanging eaves in cold weather, triggering water from melted snow on upper parts of the material. Ice dams happen when heat leaves through the uppermost part of the roof, and the snow at those points melts, refreezing as it leaks along the shingles, and gathering through ice at the lower points. This can lead to structural damage from tension, including the destruction of gutter and drainage systems.
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When searching for the best roofing contractors San Antonio texas has to offer, concrete tiles can be utilized as insulation. It can reduce heating triggered by the sun when installed leaving an area in between the tiles and the roof surface.
Old English hrof "roof, ceiling, top, top; paradise, sky," also figuratively, "acme of something," from Proto-Germanic * khrofam (cf. Dutch roef "deckhouse, cabin, coffin-lid," Middle High German rof "penthouse," Old Norse hrof "boat shed").
Roofing systems made of cut turf (modern ones called green roofings, traditional ones as sod roofs) have excellent insulating homes and are increasingly motivated as a method of "greening" the Earth. Adobe roofing systems are roofs of clay, blended with binding material such as straw or animal hair, and plastered on lathes to form a flat or gently sloped system, normally in areas of low rains.
In locations where clay abounds, they are of baked tiles have been the significant form of roofing. The casting and shooting of roofing system tiles is an industry that is often associated with brickworks. While the shape and colour of tiles was once regionally distinctive, now tiles of numerous shapes and colours are produced commercially, to match the taste and pocketbook of the buyer.
The building of a house is determined by its approach of assistance and how the beneath space is bridged and whether the roofing is pitched. The pitch is the angle at which it rises from its least expensive to highest point. Most United States domestic architecture, except in extremely dry regions, has roofing systems that are sloped, or pitched. Although contemporary building elements such as drains may eliminate the need for pitch, are pitched for factors of custom and looks. So the pitch is partly dependent upon stylistic elements, and partially to do with usefulness.
The structure in Texas is typically supported upon walls, although some structure designs, for example, a-frame and geodesic, blur the distinction between wall and roof.
The supporting structure of a roof generally makes up beams that are long and of strong, relatively stiff product such as lumber, and because the mid-19th century, cast iron or steel. In countries that utilize bamboo extensively, the versatility of the product causes an unique curving line to the quality of Oriental architecture.
People ask and also look for the most amazing metal roofing San Antonio has to represent, and then see that lumber lends itself to a fantastic variety of roofing shapes. The wood structure can satisfy a visual along with practical function, when left exposed to see.
The attributes of a roofing system are reliant upon the purpose of the building that it covers, the offered roof products and the regional traditions of construction and wider concepts of architectural design and practice and may likewise be governed by regional or national legislation. A verandah might be roofed with material that protects versus sunlight but confesses the other components.
The resilience of it is a matter of concern since the roof is frequently the least accessible part of a structure for purposes of repair work and renewal, while its damage or damage can have major effects.
Some materials, especially those of natural fibrous product, such as thatch, have excellent insulating residential or commercial properties. For those that do not, additional insulation is typically set up under the outer layer. In developed nations, most of residences have actually a ceiling installed under the structural members of the roof. The function of a ceiling is to insulate against heat and cold, noise, dirt and frequently from the droppings and lice of birds who often pick roofings as nesting locations.
Types of insulation are felt or plastic sheeting, often with a reflective surface area, set up straight listed below the tiles or other product; artificial foam batting laid above the ceiling and recycled paper products and other such materials that can be inserted or sprayed into roof cavities. So called products are becoming increasingly popular, and sometimes are mandated by local codes. Cool systems are specified as they are with both high reflectivity and high thermal emittance.
Comparable issues, although on a quite larger scale, confront the builders of contemporary commercial homes which often have flat roofings. Because of the large nature of such roofs, it is necessary that the outer skin be of a highly impermeable material Most commercial and industrial structures have conventional roofing systems of low pitch.
An individual that focuses on building is called a roofing professional.
Main short article: List of commercially available material.
While this technique is quicker, it does not allow the roofing sheathing to be checked and water damage, typically associated with worn shingles, to be repaired. The greatest issue with this method is that the weight of the extra product could go beyond the dead load capability of the structure and trigger collapse. Since of this, jurisdictions which use the International Building Code prohibit the installation of new structure on top of an existing roofing that has two or more applications of any type of roofing covering; the existing product need to be gotten rid of prior to setting up a brand-new roofing.
Sheet metal in the form of copper and lead has actually likewise been used for many hundreds of years. Both are pricey but durable, the large copper roof of Chartres Cathedral, oxidised to a pale green colour, having remained in location for centuries. Lead, which is in some cases utilized for church systems, was most frequently utilized as flashing in valleys and around chimneys on domestic, especially those of slate. Copper was utilized for the same function.
This part of the roofing reveals great variation dependent upon accessibility of product. In vernacular architecture, the product is frequently plant life, such as thatches, the most durable being sea yard with a life of perhaps 40 years.
Slate is an ideal, and durable material, while in the Swiss Alps systems are made from huge slabs of stone, numerous inches thick. The slate is typically thought about the very best type of roof. A slate roofing might last 75 to 150 years, and even longer. Slate roofing systems are typically pricey to set up– in the USA, for example, a slate system may have the same cost as the rest of the home. Frequently, the very first part of a slate roof to stop working is the repairing nails; they corrode, permitting the slates to slip. In the UK, this condition is referred to as "nail illness". Because of this issue, repairing nails made from stainless steel or copper are suggested, and even these need to be safeguarded from the weather condition.
The water repelled by the time during a rainstorm is potentially damaging to the structure that the roofing safeguards. For this reason most structures have a system in location to secure the walls of a building from many of the roof water. Many modern roofings and lots of old ones have systems of valleys, gutters, waterspouts, waterheads and drainpipes to get rid of the water from the area of the building. Texas Roofers assumes total responsibility over all accustomed to ideas, products, or services for elite land tours.
The product of it may range from banana leaves, wheaten straw or seagrass to laminated glass, copper (see: copper), aluminium sheeting and pre-cast concrete. In lots of parts of the world ceramic tiles have been the primary roofing material for centuries, if not millennia. Other roof materials consist of asphalt, coal tar pitch, EPDM rubber, Hypalon, polyurethane foam, PVC, slate, Teflon tpo, material, and wood shingles and shakes.
With consistent improvements in steel girders, these ended up being the major structural support for big roofs, and eventually for regular homes as well. Another kind of girder is the enhanced concrete beam, where metal rods are framed in concrete, providing it greater strength under stress. Texas Roofing is the best thing to invest in because a lot of the people down there have money.
A roofing becomes part of a structure envelope. It is the covering on the uppermost part of a building or shelter which offers defense from animals and weather, notably rain or snow, but likewise sunshine, heat and wind. The word likewise represents the framing or structure which supports that covering.
There are local building designs which oppose this pattern, the stone roofs of the Alpine chalets being generally of gentler slope. These structures have the tendency to collect a large amount of snow on them, which is viewed as a factor in their insulation. The pitch of the roof remains in part determined by the roof product offered, a pitch of 3/12 or higher slope usually being covered with asphalt shingles, wood shake, corrugated steel, slate or tile.


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The Cisco KidRomany Caravan - Season 2, Episode 18 - 8 Jan. 1952 - While at a gypsy camp, Cisco gets into an altercation over a woman and Pancho finds himself being on the receiving end of the unwelcome attentions of a large dancing bear.
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Coast guard monitoring U.S. cleanup of Lake Huron spill
Lake Huron is shown in this undated file photo. (John L. Russell/AP Photo)
The Canadian Press
Published Monday, July 23, 2012 11:01AM EDT
SARNIA, Ont. -- The Canadian Coast Guard is patrolling a portion of lower Lake Huron to help its U.S. counterpart in the cleanup of a fuel leak from a barge and tugboat which sank in the area.
The U.S. Coast Guard says air crews spotted an oil sheen on Saturday during salvage operations for a barge and tugboat that sank Thursday in rough weather.
The vessels went down about one and a half kilometres from Lakeport, Mich., releasing some of the fuel on board.
U.S. coast guard crews welded a steel plate over a hole in the side of the tug and raised it on Saturday, but efforts continued Sunday to raise the barge.
The Canadian Coast Guard said the spill remained in U.S. waters and wasn't expected to float onto the Canadian side. Commercial vessel traffic is not affected.
A Canadian Coast Guard ship is patrolling lower Lake Huron to keep a lookout for pollution and to keep the area safe for U.S. cleanup crews.
A Transport Canada surveillance aircraft is monitoring the area for pollution as well.
The coast guard is asking any pollution sightings to be reported to Sarnia Coast Guard Radio.


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Show: The Nate Berkus Show
Date: February 24, 2012
Guest: Rachel Hollis
On the February 24th episode of the Nate Berkus show, Real Housewife of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice was on to share some of the recipes from her book, Fabulicious! Afterwards, party planner Rachel Hollis was on to share some secrets for family-style entertaining.
Rachel says the star of the show is the food, so make sure that looks great.
Tip 1 – Create an inexpensive guestbook out of linen. As guests come over, they can write something on the tablecloth with markers.
Tip 2 – To ensure the food remains the star of the show, make sure that your dinnerware is very basic. On her table she used plain white plates and platters.
Tip 3 – Try to mix up your food from the every day, In Rachel's example, instead of serving plain noodles, she served noodle nests, just to give it some originality. She also had a "flight of meatballs" so everyone gets to try different types of meatballs.
Tip 4 – As a conversation starter, create trivia cards for each person. Ask questions like where is the family originally from or what is grandma's birthday. Rachel says this is interactive and great to teach kids about family history.
Tip 5 – Create a garland or centrepiece that goes with the event. An example Rachel gives, is if your birthday dinner is for someone who is a voracious reader, make a garland out of pages from old books.
Tip 6 – Put anything that can't fit on a sideboard. She likes to have a wine station, as well as some items to nibble on while guests are waiting for dinner to be ready.
If you are curious, you can get Teresa's book
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I really want to buy this tunic, just hope that I can stay awake until midnight to get the colour and size I want!
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Next Tuesday we'll have a Today's Special Value offer from Attitudes by Renée – it's a long line tunic top with a collar and a faux placket down the front.
Flattering, timeless and stylish, this tunic top can be worn with flats and statement jewellery for a laidback look, or you could grab a gold-tone belt to accent your waistline, adding a feminine edge.
We caught up with the lady herself to find out more about her own personal style and just what she loves about fashion and style.
Describe your style in three words:
Classic, sophisticated, sexy
I've loved fashion since…
When I was 16 my aunt gave me one of her Chanel jackets… I knew fashion was my life!
My fashion inspiration:
Donna Karan for her understanding of women and the simplicity of how to express yourself. I have followed her since she was designing for Anne Klein… I also love Elsa Schiaparelli and her use of lip prints, which is my trademark.
Most memorable career moment (so far!):
Being dressed by Hermés for the costume ball at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.
A fashion rule you love to break:
Wearing white after Labour Day! There are no real rules when it comes to fashion. Have fun!
Best piece of fashion advice:
Style is not about size, it's about ATTITUDE
My last splurge purchase:
A bag that will last me a lifetime
You'd be surprised to know that….
I am a great cook and find the art of cooking to be most therapeutic.
The moment when I was most star struck:
OMG – there are a lot! Once Diana Ross and I went for the same hanger for a dress. Getting a kiss on the hand from Anthony Hopkins in a restaurant. Getting praised by Tom Ford at the Met with another kiss on the hand which I did not want to wash!
Dream Vacation:
Monte Carlo by helicopter
The best concert I've ever been to:
Barbara Streisand, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart to name a few.
The first place I visit when I'm in town (London):
Zuma for my sushi fix and Harvey Nichols for my fashion fix
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The spread of Islam.
Islamic conquest.
For some reason, all of these words seem to go together.
There is a reason. And it's important that we understand why.
The amazing thing about Islamic history is that it still affects us today. Muslims still speak of Saladin as a great hero (which he was). There is still much animosity between Sunnis and Shia.
The Middle East conflict is still alive and well. Whether we like it or not, history is a part of our lives. And Islamic history is a part of it too. Islam started from very humble origins to become the most dominant force on earth.
And after the amazing ascension of the Islamic empire, came a long, slow, and painful downfall.
But there is a lot in between that we need to understand. Such as:
- Who was Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)?
- How did he spread the message of Islam?
- What happened after he died?
- What were the dominant Islamic dynasties?
The last question in particular is very important. Because of the actions of a few powerful Islamic families from centuries past, we now have Sunnis and Shia, Baghdad and Cairo, Iran and Iraq, Cordova and Seville.
One family in particular was very influential in the formation of the Islamic world as we know it today. This was the powerful Umayyad dynasty. Though it only lasted about a century, the influence of the Umayyad Dynasty is still felt today.
- Because of the Umayyads, millions of Shia flog themselves every year.
- Because of the Umayyads, Spain was under Islamic rule for 700 years.
- Because of the Umayyads, kings and despots became commonplace in Islam.
- Because of the Umayyads, Islam spread from Spain to India.
If you are as much of a history buff as I am, then you are going to want to know more about the Umayyads. Even if you don't care for history, you're going to love this true story of war, faith, revolution, and dominance.
What other reasons are there to understand Islam's history?
Unfortunately, everyday something shocking happens (like the civil war in Syria) somewhere in the world. And very often these events involve Muslims.
Either as the victim or the perpetrator. When the "experts" chime in with their opinions, they usually don't have anything good to say about Islam and almost always end with some encouragement to kill more Muslims. With such drama polarizing every discussion, many people have a negative opinion about Islam.
But the history of Islam is not so cut and dry. The culture and history of the Muslim religion in general should be looked at objectively and openly. Here's what's covered in the Islam history pages:
- Do Muslim beliefs about Prophet Ibrahim (Abraham) differ from Christian and Jewish beliefs?
- Who built the Kaaba and why?
- What is the Caliphate?
- What was Mecca like before Prophet Mohammad's time?
- How did Mecca change after he was born?
I am amazed at how little many westerners knew about Islam's history. And very often what little is known, is very twisted.
I am convinced that if people knew more about Islamic history, in a truthful, yet passionate way, they would understand the true beauty of Islam. I feel dialogue is the key to bridging the gap between Muslims and non-Muslims.
Speaking of the gap between us, I will also cover some of the life of Malcolm X. Malcolm X is one of the most popular Muslims of modern times, and definitely the most popular American Muslim.
What makes Malcolm X so significant is that he is admired by both Muslims and non-Muslims. I think it is very important that we see just what made this man choose to accept Islam as his way of life.


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Autodesk in Lake Oswego honored for sustainable business practices by Clackamas County
Autodesk, aleader in 3D design software for everyone from design professionals, engineersand architects to digital artists, students and hobbyists, was "re-honored"with a BRAG (Business Recycling Awards Group) membership for its extraordinarycommitment to recycling, waste prevention and pursuing a culture ofsustainability. The award, presented Friday, June 28, comes from the ClackamasCounty Recycling Partnership.
Autodesk Green Team members Lana Sawyer, Clare Bronder andChris Bonney received a BRAG membership certificate and recycled glass plaquefrom Clackamas County Recycle at Work specialist Susan Terry at the Lake OswegoChamber of Commerce Networking Meeting Friday, June 28.
Autodesk, a worldwide company headquartered in San Rafael,Calif., was first certified as a BRAG member five years ago – about the time itrenovated two floors at 5400 Meadows to a LEED Platinum standard.
Besides being a top-notch recycler, Autodesk has a companypolicy to buy recycled-content items such as paper, promotional materials andprint cartridges. The company's about 200 local employees have access todurable dishware and utensils. Green Team members recently upgraded recyclingsignage in all lunch/break areas.
"Autodesk's employee Green Team has been empowered bycompany leadership to come up with more ways to improve the workplace andreduce its environmental impact," said Terry. "They keep sustainability top ofmind – whether by hosting sustainable car company Tesla so employees can learn aboutelectric vehicles or by collecting coffee grounds employees can use for theirhome gardens."
Autodesk has the distinction of having its software used inthe last 17 Academy Award-winning movies for Best VisualEffects and for making design technology accessible to professional designersas well as amateur designers, homeowners, students and casual creators. The corporation's 2013 sustainability reports is at http://www.autodesk.com/sustainable-design/revolution.
The Clackamas County Recycling Partnership is a cooperativeof local garbage and recycling companies including the cities of Barlow, Canby,Damascus, Estacada, Gladstone, Happy Valley, Lake Oswego, Milwaukie, Molalla,Oregon City, Sandy, West Linn and Wilsonville, and Clackamas County.
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Indians trailed New Zealand XI by 221 runs at the end of the first day's play in their two-day practice match at the Cobham Oval here Sunday.
After electing to bat first, New Zealand XI could only manage 262 before being bowled out by the Indians in 78 overs. At close of play, the visitors had totted up 41 runs without losing any wicket with openers Murali Vijay and Shikhar Dhawan unbeaten on 19 and 16, respectively.
The hosts started well with openers George Worker (33) and Robert O'Donnel (80) notching an 81-run partnership. The Indians came back after the 30th over clinching the wickets of Worker and skipper Anton Devcich (9) in quick succession. But O'Donnell and Jono Hickey (45) combined well to put on another 57 runs for the third wicket.
O'Donnell perished off an Ishant Sharma delivery after playing a steady knock which included 13 boundaries. Thereon, the Indians bowlers did well to bowl out the hosts for another 113 runs.
Madhya Pradesh pacer Ishwar Pandey (3/42), Ishant Sharma (2/58) and offie Ravichandran Ashwin (2/42) ripped through the New Zealand XI middle-order.
Hickey tried to anchor the innings but ran out of support and it was only Roald Badenhorst who provided some spark towards the end with an innings of 34 which consisted of six boundaries.
Pacers Zaheer Khan and Umesh Yadav also snared a wicket each before the Indians took to the crease.
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Joyeux anniversaire! My absolute favorite view in France is from the steps of Sacre Coeur in Montmartre. Grab a crepe from one of the many delish creperies, a bottle of sparkling water, and of course a pain au chocolat for dessert and enjoy a sunset dinner on the steps. It's amazing!
I'm so excited for y'all! If you have time go to Monet's home/garden.(I was there in '98 so I'm assuming it's still open to the public.) If I remember correctly it was about an hour or 2 outside Paris but well worth it. It's like being inside one of his paintings. so beautiful! Have a wonderful time! I am looking forward to pictures & posts!
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Pregnant women at highest risk during flu season
Flu took the hardest toll on older people last winter with the over-65s accounting for 26 official deaths from the illness.
Figures show 34 recorded flu-related deaths - although the real number is much higher and runs into hundreds.
There were 34 deaths in all; one in a 0-4-year-old, one in a 5-14-year-old, six in 15-64-year-olds and 26 deaths were in patients aged 65 years and over. The median age of cases who have died was 80 years.
Hospitals reported 670 confirmed cases of patients admitted with flu with the highest rates among infants and the over 65s.
Of these, 82 had to be admitted to intensive care and 57 were children under 15 years.
Complications of flu mostly affect high-risk groups, such as the elderly, pregnant women and those who have a long-term medical condition or weakened immune system.
Although the flu season is thankfully some time away, stocks of vaccines are already beginning to be piled up, ready for autumn.
Flu viruses are constantly changing and it is not unusual for a new form to appear each year. It is not possible to predict with certainty if the vaccine that is available will be a perfect match for circulating viruses.
The vaccine is made to protect against the flu viruses that research indicates will likely be most common during next winter. Flu viruses also change constantly even within the course of one flu season.
It is only over the course of the winter that laboratory samples sent to the national virus laboratory in Dublin show how good a match the vaccine is against the circulating strains.
The vaccine also does not provide full protection against the flu. Older people and those whose immune systems are weakened may not have the same reponse to the jab as the healthier population.
Vaccination is particularly important for people at high risk for serious flu complications, and their close contacts.
Antibodies made in response to vaccination with one flu virus can sometimes provide protection against different but related viruses.
A less than ideal match may result in reduced vaccine effectiveness against the virus that is different from what is in the vaccine, but it can still provide some protection.
In addition, the flu vaccine contains three or four flu viruses (depending on the type of vaccine you receive) so that even when there is a less than ideal match or lower effectiveness against one virus, the vaccine may protect against the other viruses. There is good evidence that pregnant women have a higher chance of developing complications if they get flu, particularly in the later stages of pregnancy.
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COLLEGE STATION — Chris Caflisch, dubbed "White Lightning" by his Madison High teammates a few years ago, earned a reputation as one tough hombre as a high school quarterback.
Starting today, he finally gets a chance to enhance that reputation at Texas A&M — only this time on defense.
Caflisch, who came to A&M as a receiver three years ago, is shifting to safety, Aggies coach Mike Sherman said. A&M opens spring practice today.
"We went back and looked at his high school tape and he played a lot of quarterback in an option-type scheme," Sherman said. "Athletically he looked like he could handle himself back there at safety."
A&M certainly could use him there in a numbers-deficient secondary — especially considering Caflisch hasn't recorded a catch in two seasons. The Aggies lost seniors Arkeith Brown, Danny Gorrer, Devin Gregg and Alton Dixon out of the secondary.
Sherman also said that he's shifting senior Jordan Pugh back to safety from cornerback, and senior Jordan Peterson back to cornerback from safety in A&M's musical chairs unit the last couple of years.
The junior Caflisch, who's 6 foot 3 and 195 pounds, has some skills, evidenced by his 1,507 yards passing and 1,374 yards rushing as a senior at Madison.
Longtime Mavericks coach Jim Streety once described Caflisch as "right at the top of the best athletes I've ever coached."
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As communities throughout the Southeast brace for the arrival of Tropical Storm Isaac, the American Red Cross urges everyone to be prepared for this and other emergencies. One way to help your community be prepared is by donating blood prior to the storm's arrival.
"When disaster strikes, it's the blood already on the shelves that helps save lives," said Randy Edwards, chief executive officer, Southern Blood Services Region. "People in communities affected by disaster may not be able to donate blood as originally planned. By giving blood now, your donation will help offset the loss of regularly scheduled blood donations and help the Red Cross ensure that blood is available for patients in the aftermath of the storm."
Tropical Storm Isaac approaches as the Red Cross is already facing a critical need for blood donors, and although an emergency appeal for donors in early summer temporarily stopped a decline in donations, the Red Cross needs additional blood donors to ensure an adequate supply through the end of the summer.
Nationwide, an average of 44,000 blood donations are needed each and every day to meet the needs of accident victims, cancer patients, and children with blood disorders. These patients and others rely on blood products during their treatment. This need does not diminish when disaster strikes.
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Since 2004, the producers of ABC's Lost have been playing games with their devoted viewers. A video game was inevitable — and now, Ubisoft's Lost: Via Domus , was released Feb. 26. storyPhotos();
"They know games," Via Domus scriptwriter Kevin Shortt said of the TV show's brain trust. "You could tell they were excited."
Lost staff writer Dawn Kelly collaborated on the game's script, and "we worked with (series co-creator) Damon Lindelof on a really cool ending," Mr. Shortt said.
So, what's really happening on the island?
"They didn't give us the big answers," Mr. Shortt acknowledged, although players will be able to explore parts of the island that were only glimpsed on TV. For example, fans can finally find out what was behind that magnetic wall in the hatch in Season 2.
The main character is a guy named Elliott whom Mr. Shortt describes as "one of those other castaways you see wandering around the beach." Like everyone else on Lost , Elliott has a tortured past, and his experience on the island could lead to redemption. During his journey, Elliott deals with most of the TV show's characters, as well as strange creatures such as the Black Smoke.
"It's not the kind of game where you're just shooting at people," Mr. Shortt said. "You're discovering stuff, unlocking mysteries. … We're really happy with it." And everything is consistent with the TV show's elaborate mythology."
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text: This new distribution is pretty usable but i have a problem. I want to use the qtopia light and power for managing the power. I've installed the package, started the application from shell but it doesn't work! it can't manage the power, if i change some value light brithness or suspend time..all remains the same! how can i fix? have i to change some configuration file to tell the OM to use the qtopia power management? thanks a lot ----- Original Message ----- From: "Vasco Névoa" To: community at lists.openmoko.org Subject: RE: New 2008.12 Release Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:09:42 +0000 Citando KaZeR : > Pro : > - OMG fast boot time (press power for 8 seconds (boring, why so long?), > start stopwatch at first line of text. Time to desktop : 38s! Strange, I have an OM2008.9 fully updated with "testing" and my bootup time is 30 seconds more than that... anyone can explain this? > - Phone goes to suspend even if you have usb connected. So, you loose the > network connection. But that has always been like that, right? _______________________________________________ Openmoko community mailing list community at lists.openmoko.org http://lists.openmoko.org/mailman/listinfo/community -- Be Yourself @ mail.com! Choose From 200+ Email Addresses Get a Free Account at www.mail.com -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.openmoko.org/pipermail/community/attachments/20081219/dfef5e2e/attachment.htm


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Larkin's beautiful visions of hell
Keats says "poetry should be great and unobtrusive, a thing which enters into one's soul, and does not startle or amaze with itself, but with its subject".
The business of a poet's "personality" is difficult to get right. The modernists, especially Pound and Eliot, tried to exclude themselves from their poetry, but they did not entirely succeed, and their imitators merely succeeded in being boring.
Few modern poets are able to match Keats's difficult requirement that a poem should not startle or amaze with itself, but with its subject. Nearly all modern confessional poets somehow or another show off their wares, get in the way of what the poem might, if they were more skilful, be able to do.
Few can do what Horace did so perfectly in his Odes - that is, to make a work of art that is independently satisfying, and to do so without fake impartiality, or any pompous attempt at that "classical" detachment that only the best of the modernists achieved.
Philip Larkin had an uncanny ability to write poems that possess the Horatian quality of being both highly personal and of general application. The experiences that spark the poems are often like diary entries; the poet takes a railway journey in which wedding parties board the train at different intervals; or he asks himself why he still accepts invitations from bores. ("My wife and I have asked a crowd of craps/ To come and waste their time and ours: perhaps/ You'd care to join us?")
The last published poem - it appeared in the Times Literary Supplement towards the end of 1977 - is the most shocking, the most personal, and has the power most, in the phrase of Keats, to enter into one's soul.
An aubade - the poem is called Aubade - is a song at dawn, and this poem is framed as the thoughts that pass through his head in the darkened time before the day begins, when he is unable to escape thoughts of his own death, and with them, thoughts of death generally.
"I work all day, and get half-drunk at night./ Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare./ In time the curtain edges will grow light./ Till then I see what's really always there:/ Unresting death, a whole day nearer now."
Larkin's subject is the biggest there is - death, its relentnessness, its ineluctability, its unavoidability. The thought of extinction terrifies him - "Not to be here/ Not to be anywhere,/ And soon; nothing more terrible, nothing more true".
One of the remarkable things about the poem's gathering pace, its terrible momentum, is that (again, one thinks of Horace's Odes) it demands we share its metaphysical outlook. This is poetry that, to use another Keats phrase, makes demands on us. But it also makes demands on itself. After this, it is not surprising that the poet wrote no more, for what else is there to say?
Larkin challenges us with an absolute negativism, an assertion as confident as some inverse Easter hymn, that death is the end, that there is nothing beyond it, and that there can be nothing about it that is consoling.
"This is a special way of being afraid/ No trick dispels. Religion used to try,/ That vast moth-eaten musical brocade/ Created to pretend we never die." There is an authoritative music about the lines themselves, answering the organ-swell of religion. Larkin wrote anthems not for doomed youth but for doomed middle-aged librarians living in Hull.
But on another level he spoke for a whole generation that felt it had run out of illusions. "Slowly, light strengthens, and the room takes shape./ It stands plain as a wardrobe, what we know,/ Have always known, know that we can't escape,/ Yet can't accept."
The horrible bleakness of the bedroom is now becoming imaginable as the light comes up. So is the dull street that the morning has illumined.
At the best funeral address I ever heard - a puce-faced, tearful encomium over the hauntingly long coffin of his old friend Larkin - Kingsley Amis said there always remained a mystery that the man we had known had written the poetry, that "this" had come from "that".
What is extraordinary in this poem is the way Larkin makes such beautiful music out of such hell. "Meanwhile telephones crouch, getting ready to ring/ In locked-up offices, and all the uncaring/ Intricate rented world begins to rouse."
Compared with this poem, Housman seems positively benign. Yet Larkin spoke, surely, not just for lonely old bachelors in the North of England, but for millions. To that extent he, more than the later Hughes, was really the laureate of the sad generation we are now burying. It's an ignoble vision, though, and makes me feel I'd rather see what life there was left in the "musical brocade" that nourished Betjeman and George Herbert.


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Of the 613 mitzvot, some are applicable only to kohanim. These mitzvot are what elevates the kohen closer to g-d and are viewed as an indicator of the koach kohanim have to fulfill these mitzvot.
שלוחי דרחמנא נינהו
Rashi translates kohen as משרת – servant, ok, but whom does the kohen serve? this question is actually debated in Talmud Bavli (Nedarim, Kidushin, Yoma); whether the kohen's is a servant of g-d or of the jewish people. With the conclusion of that debate being that the kohen is a servant of the g-d of Israel.
The kohen's service to g-d is unique in the sense that essentially, all of mankind serve g-d, whereas the torah relays that g-d chose the Jewish people as his "treasure" from among the seventy nations of the world. From the twelve tribes of Israel, the tribe of Levi for was chosen for specific services. From the tribe of Levi, g-d elected the descendants of Ahron as personal servants for holy duties, as is found in divrei hayamim: ויבדל אהרן להקדישו קודש קדשים "And Ahron was separated, to sanctify him, holy of holies".
What the mishna tells us about Ahron is essentially one of the primary duties of the kohen;
Be of the students of Ahron, loving peace and chasing peace, loving the creations and bringing them close to the torah
This mishna teaches that the kohen serves g-d as his forefather Ahron, loving shalom and bringing people close to the ways of the torah. But herein lies a key phrase "bringing them closer to the torah", this phrase echoes how so the kohen is a servant of g-d, where although on the one hand his heritage breeds a powerful attraction to peace, this attraction isn't to come at the compromise of torah law but by "bringing the person close to the torah" and not "the torah close to the person" (i.e. by compromising torah law see תורת מנחם חלק יז. תורת מנחם חלק כ).
Sounding silver trumpets
Kohanim are commanded to sound silver trumpets at times of calamity (cha."v).
Calling tzaraat
The kohen is obligated to view nega'im of various types, as only the kohen may pronounce an afflicted person, garment or home as tammei. However, only these types of tumah require the kohen, other types of tumah such as zav, zavah etc. do not require a kohen.
Torah instruction
Of the important duties of the kohen is torah instruction to the nation of Israel. Although the duty for the kohen to instruct torah is not listed amongst the 613 mitzvos, it is a theme quoted in the torah and by chaza"l.
In summary
The duties of the kohen are many even in the absence of the bet hamikdash (to be speedily rebuilt). They include;


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I'd say that the biggest inside joke for our Brikwars group was born when I was in a 1-on-1 game with my friend, Austin. I decided to make my army centered around a giant Zeppelin made of Rokenbok pieces (it looked like crap).
Austin decided to send a pilot down to attack it, but on my turn I decided to fire on him. He didn't notice that on my ship, underneath two wing-like panels, I had placed secret guns! And so "Secret Guns" became a catchphrase of sorts for all of our battles' surprising outcomes.