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Download LMC 8.4 Camera For Samsung S23 Ultra and enjoy great camera image results with advanced AI software support.
In this article, you will find the LMC 8.4 APK for Samsung S23 Ultra which helps to enhance the overall camera quality and offers performance.
The combination of all these features makes for an amazing phone photography experience and you will find that you are getting high quality detailed results.
There is no doubt that Samsung has some of the best phones with great cameras, but we all must have experienced sooner or later that your Samsung S23 Ultra often has quality issues, especially in low light.
However, getting around this problem is easy when you have LMC 8.4 available. Very few technical experts are familiar with the LMC 8.4 camera. Maybe you have heard about it but don't know much about it so scroll down and know the complete details.
The LMC 8.4 Samsung S23 Ultra download link is here, But it will take you very little time to know everything about it. Just go through the article!
What is LMC 8.4 APK or LMC8.4 GCam?
Many of you may be aware of Google Camera or it may be that only a few people know about it.
Google Camera was launched in 2014 as the stock camera for Google Nexus phones. It came with ahead-of-its-time features like HDR+, Night Sight Mode, Portrait, etc. along with several flawless modes.
Significantly, photography lovers are dominated by Google's Nexus and Pixel phones, which continues even today. The number of smartphone manufacturers has increased over the years but except for phones with flagship features, none have a phone with Google camera quality.
Although some enthusiastic software developers have made the Google Camera compatible with Android devices, known as GCam ports, finding an ideal GCam port is quite difficult.
If you get the perfect one then you can enhance the color, contrast, and saturation of photos through advanced AI algorithms. There are continuous complaints about the crash of the second Gaqam port.
On the other hand, due to frequent complaints of crashes and compatibility issues with GCam port, the developer developed another version of Google Camera named LMC 8.4 which can be easily downloaded on any Android phone and has all the same features.
This is the basic Google Camera but after loading the LMC configuration file you get full control over the camera which gives you the best quality clear and detailed picture.
Google Camera Vs Samsung S23 Ultra Stock Camera
There is no doubt that the stock camera on many Samsung phone models is great. Here you have a camera app with a variety of features, filters, and modes that allow users to make drastic changes to the quality of the camera.
However, some Samsung S23 Ultra users are not satisfied with the image results. They have experienced some glitches and poor quality in the background, which ultimately worsened the overall user experience.
Some people are under the delusion that just because they have a phone with more megapixels, doesn't mean the photos they will be taking will be of the highest quality. Although it mostly depends on how effective the camera software is.
We have seen that in the last few years, companies have cheated users in the name of more megapixels but this is not the case with Samsung S23 Ultra.
The Google Pixel 7 and 7 Pro only have a standard camera lens that is still capable of delivering great detail with good contrast and vibrant colors thanks to the Google Camera software.
Although Samsung is a big brand, it does not provide better camera results in low light. This is why we recommend the LMC 8.4 APK for Samsung S23 Ultra, which gives it more value than the stock camera app.
That's why many Samsung users are constantly trying out LMC 8.4 GCam as it offers great control over camera settings and achieves remarkable results without losing anything.
Recommended LMC 8.4 Version for Samsung S23 Ultra
There are not many developers like GCam Port, which requires you to go through hours and many websites to find the right camera app.
LMC 8.4 Camera is developed by Hasli and has many versions or updates but Samsung has developed a special version that works only with Samsung and downloading any other version may cause problems.
Don't worry just move slowly. To stay updated with all the information about LMC 8.4 download on Samsung, we have provided you with all the information in one place. Go to the section below and download LMC 8.4 APK for Samsung.
Download LMC8.4 APK For Samsung S23 Ultra
We have already told you that the LMC camera works perfectly on all Android phones, but it is specially designed for Samsung phones, R-13 and R-14, which have a separate version for Samsung Android phones. Although this version is out of date, this is not the case with the latest versions.
We highly recommend downloading the latest LMC 8.4 Camera Mod for Samsung S23 Ultra. However, you may want to load the LMC config file to get all the features.
File Name | LMC8.4 APK |
Latest Version | 8.4 |
Requires | Android 4.1 or Above |
Developer | Hasli |
Last Updated | 1 day ago |
How To Download LMC 8.4 Camera For Samsung S23 Ultra
To download LMC Camera APK on your Samsung S23 Ultra device, you can follow these steps;
- Find the download button.
- Click on the download button to start the download process.
How to Install LMC 8.4 APK For Samsung S23 Ultra?
Once the LMC 8.4 APK file is downloaded, you will get a .apk format package. If you have installed this app from the Play Store, the entire installation process is easy.
The APK file installation on the Android process is completely different, follow our simple steps to get started.
- Open the phone, find the File Manager, and open it.
- Go to the downloads folder.
- Find the LMC8.4 APK file and press on it to Install.
- Give necessary permissions for installing APK if required.
- Wait for the installation to complete.
- All done, Open the app to start clicking images.
Kudos! You have completed the process and now it's time to get high-quality images with the help of those amazing features.
Note: Although it will not happen but installing LMC 8.4 on Samsung S23 Ultra will give it an error and it will stop working. In that case, we suggest that you can jump on next section.
You have successfully installed the app but the app is not opening, follow our guide to fix everything.
Go to the phone Settings.
Click on Apps and notification.
Find the LM8.4 Camera app and open it.
Click on Storage and Cache → Clear Storage and Clear Cache.
Hope everything went well, If this process is not working for you then it might be an installation failure, follow the process.
- Start by deleting the LMC8.4 app installed on your phone.
- Update your phone with the latest Android version, if available.
- Download the latest LMC8.4 Camera and install it.
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Enable LMC 8.4 XML Config Files on Samsung S23 Ultra
LMC 8.4 XML file works excellently with Samsung S23 Ultra, it usually gives more control over camera settings for better photo results.
The process is very simple but it will be difficult in the beginning so just follow these very simple steps to enable LMC 8.4 XML file…
- Download LMC8.4 config files
- Extract the LMC 8.4 XML file into Samsung's root directory.
- Open LMC Camera, double click on the blank area near the shutter area you will see a popup window.
- Select the config file from the LMC8.4 folder.
- Restart the phone, all done.
Related Article: In-depth Guide on LMC 8.4 XML Cofig file
How to Use the LMC 8.4 App on Samsung S23 Ultra?
To use the LMC 8.4 GCam app on Samsung S23 Ultra start with download and then install. Now load the XML config file so that the LMC8.4 app gives you more control and features.
Although LMC 8.4's default camera also produces good photos, it is recommended to import XML files for configuration if you want more control.
Now you have the complete setup of the app, it's time to try out this extraordinary app, open it up and capture some photos, then check what you get. I believe that the LMC 8.4 camera is no less than a treasure for photography lovers.
However, we know that getting the best out of it will require some practice so that you can understand which features work how.
Apart from this, it has a wide range of features like HDR+, Night Sight, Portrait, AR Stickers, Wide-Angle, Astrophotography, etc.
Benefits Of Using LMC8.4 APK on Samsung S23 Ultra
- Capabilities with all Android phones.
- Not touch to get the perfect Camera version.
- The number of advanced features such as those that use AI technology.
- Exceptional image results with the Night Mode feature.
- Get unique color and contrast in each short.
- A dedicated library of AR elements to pass the time with fun.
- Deep details in normal shots with proper saturation.
- Get all features after loading XML files.
- The app crashes from time to time.
Which LMC8.4 version should I use for Samsung S23 Ultra?
There is no thumb rule to choose the best LMC8.4 version, download another version to work stable if the app crashes, and whether it is an older/newer version. All versions are compatible with any Android phone.
Can't install LMC8.4 APK on Samsung S23 Ultra (App Not Installed)?
There is no big issue, here are some common reasons.
1) You might have preinstalled LMC8.4 on Samsung S23 Ultra.
2) Corrupt file downloaded.
3) The phone is not updated latest Android version.
Is LMC8.4 App Crashing on Samsung S23 Ultra?
Although rare, common causes include your phone's hardware not supporting it, the version being designed for a different phone, the LMC8.4 app being corrupted, and using the wrong settings.
Is Google Camera App Crashing After Taking Pictures on Samsung S23 Ultra?
Yes, it can happen, it is common for the camera app to keep crashing on the Samsung S23 Ultra. There are some echoes here.
1) If you haven't disabled Motion Photo from Settings.
2) Depending on the phone hardware, processing fails, and the app crashes.
3) The LMC8.4 version may not be compatible with your Samsung S23 Ultra phone.
Can't View Photos/Videos From Inside LMC8.4 on Samsung S23 Ultra.
Photos and videos are stored in the stock Gallery app by default, which makes it possible that Photos view is blocking the Photo Motion features.
To avoid such a problem you need to download the Google Photos app and set it as the default gallery.
How to use Astrophotography on Samsung S23 Ultra?
Astrophotography completely depends on the phone hardware having night vision, aka night mode, or you will load this feature in LMC 8.4 using the config file.
To capture photos with this, your phone needs to be stable, even if you use a tripod.
We hope you have read all the sections thoroughly, Now you are ready to download LMC 8.4 APK for Samsung S23 Ultra to get started smoothly.
Now you must have understood that the LMC 8.4 APK is the mod of Google Camera which has all the features to capture incredible images after downloading LMC 8.4 Camera For Samsung S23 Ultra.
Meanwhile, if you have any questions about the LMC 8.4 Samsung S23 Ultra, you can ask us in the comment section, and we will answer as soon as possible.
Happy Snapping!


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The Confederate Graves Survey Archive of the Texas Division, Sons of Confederate Veterans consists of surveys of cemeteries throughout Texas, and portions of Oklahoma and New Mexico. The surveys document the interment of Confederate States of America military veterans. United States of America (Union) veterans, as well as able-bodied men at the time of the Civil War, are also documented. 13 boxes entitled "Grave Surveys" contain grave surveys listed county-by-county, 3 boxes of "Unit Files" list surveyed individuals by their military unit. Finally, 17 boxes contain "Veteran Files" that document each veteran by name in "last name, first name, middle initial" format. An index that cross-references each of the collection series (Grave Surveys, Unit Files, and Veteran Files) is included, as are institutions to surveyors on how and what to document while conducting surveys.
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William Byrne in Washougal, WA
2023-02-17 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara Painting, Artemio, and his crew are outstanding. They just completed painting the interior of East Woods Church using 3 colors and did an excellent and professional job. Metal exterior doors were also painted requiring another color and special direct-to-metal paint. The job was completed ahead of time, communication was easy and responsive, and we couldn't be happier. The job required ladders and a scissor lift to reach 25-foot ceilings. Exposed rafters in the ceiling required lots of detailed work.
The cut lines between paint colors and all the handwork are amazing. Words can't describe how pleased we are with this job. I'd recommend Yaskara Painting in a heartbeat if you're looking for any paint jobs."Peggy in Vancouver, WA
2022-10-14 -
★★★★★ - "We couldn't have asked for a better experience! When we came home each day, their paint was put away, and we weren't tripping over paint supplies. The crew was kind, worked very hard, and even finished early! We will absolutely use them again."
Ann Kemnitzer in Oregon City, OR
2020-12-14 -
★★★★★ - "A highly professional team did a great job on our home. They pressure washed, taped, and masked the windows, painted and cleaned up in a way that left us confident in the quality of their work. Highly recommend Yaskara Painting Co."
Terry Ogan, Clatskanie, Or.
2020-09-10 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio was great to work with, he provided us with great service at a fair price with quality materials. His crew was friendly, efficient, and used great attention to detail. Very happy with how everything turned out."
Jason in Vancouver, WA
2020-06-01 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his crew of Yaskara Painting were beyond great. After getting seven bids, theirs was the most price competitive and the painting job was superb, even where intricate painting was involved. The painters arrived on time and were very polite and professional. Cleanup was complete with zero mess."
Howard and Susan Skaug in Lake Oswego, OR
2019-10-09 -
★★★★★ - "The crew was efficient and did a great job painting our entire home! They used quality paint and were great on price."
Crystal in Vancouver, WA
2019-09-11 -
★★★★★ - "Arterio and his contractors were on time, professional, answered all questions, and provided advice. The painting was perfect and the price competitive. We highly recommend them."
Ginny Ann & John Nichols in Vancouver, WA
2019-08-27 -
★★★★★ - "We had our home painted by the Yaskara Painting team. They were so professional, paid attention to detail and went above and beyond to finish and please us with our project. I would highly recommend this company, the team works together so happily you can tell they like working with each other."
Terry in Vancouver, WA
2019-08-26 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara Painting went above and beyond when painting our house and very difficult hardwood deck...The deck was especially difficult and the extra effort they put into it is really appreciated....I would highly recommend these folks"
Bob Mcmillin in Oregon City, OR
2019-02-14 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his team did a fantastic job of painting our home! Artemio was very quick to respond to my call and scheduled time to see us that same day! He is very knowledgeable about paints and gave some excellent recommendations on the use of our accent color. Our home was painted within 2 weeks of our initial contact with him. We love it and would highly recommend their services! Quality, professionalism, timeliness, and very nice staff!"
Pat & Deb in Vancouver, WA
2018-09-24 -
★★★★★ - "They were able to get the whole house painted quickly and well."
Eve in Portland, OR
2018-06-18 -
★★★★★ - "We are so pleased with the results!! Our house and deck look great!
It was a pleasure working with Artemio and his crew. We highly recommend them for all your painting needs."Barbara in Portland, OR
2018-06-11 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio's crew did such a perfect job on our house, detached garage, and large barn, that we asked him to do our daughter's house. Once again, the painters were thorough, used top-notch materials, and were amazingly quick in evaluating, estimating, painting, and cleaning up. They cheerfully accomodated some unique situations and we love their work. I recommend them highly."
Kim Worrall in Rainier, OR
2018-05-25 -
★★★★★ - "Did a wonderful job on our 2 story home. Great people went above and beyond."
Julie Zemp in Kelso, WA
2018-05-14 -
★★★★★ - "Very impressed. Jose came to our house at the time that was stated. He was the only painter on this job. We have a normal size ranch style house. Jose finished the job same day. He kept me informed of what he was doing and said he was going to stay and finish it today. I thought he was crazy, but he did it. Twelve hours later, he told me he was done and cleaned everything up. There was no mess just a brand new looking house. AWESOME JOB. I would hire them again."
Teresa in Forest Grove, OR
2018-04-23 -
★★★★★ - "They just finished painting my house and did a great job. The crew was friendly (thx Jose) and answered any questions I had. Artemio communicated with me throughout the process as necessary. Would & will recommend them to anyone I know looking to get their house painted."
Dennis B. in Beaverton, OR
2018-04-23 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara painters were timely, efficient, professional, very detailed, and their work was excellent. I am particularly happy with their cleanliness while working. I would hire them again for another project and highly recommend their service."
Eric Grell in Woodland, WA
2018-04-23 -
★★★★★ - "The painters did excellent work and they were very friendly. Detail oriented and answered any questions we had. The price was reasonable and the quality of work was great! We plan on using them again the next time we need our house painted."
Kevin Newell in Woodland, WA
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his crew just finished the interior of my new house in La Center. This is the 4th house I've had them paint for me, the 3rd interior. I've had them paint the exterior of 2 different homes and will have them back again to paint the exterior of the new house when it's time to do it. I have happily recommended them to several of my friends and they've been delighted with the level of quality and service Artemio provides.
I prefer deep colors with strong contrasts and white ceilings and trims. They have consistently done this with crisp clean lines and perfect details. In the new house, they had a lot of bad DIY to overcome, including repainting the kitchen cabinets. It looks spectacular. I trust Artemio and his crew to do the very best in any job they take on."Barbara MacLachlan in La Center, WA
2024-07-08 -
★★★★★ - "I had Artemio's team remove wallpaper, texture and paint the living room, dining room, and kitchen. I couldn't ask for a better job, they were exceptional! They arrived on schedule and completed the job on time. The crew was very polite, and so quiet that I hardly knew they were there. They left the house in better shape than when they arrived. I will definitely use them for future work."
Susan Vaday in Portland, OR
2024-05-02 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara painted the outside of our home. They were cautious of our property and professional and thorough with their work. I would highly recommend them."
Clyde Saylor in Portland, OR
2023-07-31 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara Painting and Artemio and his crew did an outstanding job on the interior of our church (ceilings and walls). Our church has 25' foot ceilings with exposed rafters which required a scissor lift and tall ladders. There were many things to paint around but the edging and cut lines were excellent. It is simply a beautiful, expert job using 3 colors of evolution Miller paint. The crew was professional, communication was outstanding, and they were neat and tidy. The building remained in use on Sundays, so the project had to be phased. They worked with us and accommodated every request. I would recommend Yaskara Painting to anyone in a heartbeat!"
Peggy in Vancouver, WA
2022-10-13 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara owner, Artemio Morga and his crew painted the interior of our 3,100 sq ft home and didn't miss a thing. His crew was very friendly, professional, fast, and very easy to work with. Any questions my wife or I had or something that needed to be addressed were done on the spot. He and his crew kept up to date with progress or any possible problems that they needed to address, of which there were a few. His daughter, Yaskara even comes out to lend a hand when needed. His price to do this was very reasonable, so much that we hired him to paint some of the interior of the house we were in the process of selling. I'm now on his books to paint the whole exterior of our house next month. Yea, he's that good! I highly recommend Yaskara Painting!"
Luciano Campagnolo in Vancouver, WA
2022-07-28 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his team are fantastic! Efficient, clean, and respectful of our space while painting the inside and outside of my house."
Donna S in Battle Ground, WA
2022-05-31 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his crew are amazing! They did a great job painting my interior walls and trim! I am also scheduled to have the outside of my house painted in the spring. Very professional, reasonably priced, and adjusts to changes (my last-minute changes)! Highly recommend Yaskara Painting!"
Donna in Battle Ground, WA
2022-02-03 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his crew did a beautiful job painting our old tired wood kitchen cabinets. They look fabulous. They started the job on schedule and finished very quickly. We couldn't be happier. Call them. You won't be disappointed."
Jerry & Donna Lund, Ridgefield WA
2021-06-04 -
★★★★★ - "I can actually say I love my house color now, and the guys that came out did an amazing job! They were professional and very friendly, not to mention hard workers. I will suggest Yaskara Painting to anyone I know looking to get painting done."
Tamara Talavera
2021-04-22 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his crew were fantastic! Always on time, thorough and clean. Very responsive to every question or request. I couldn't be happier with the transformation on my old dingy oak cabinets to the bright new white look. Thank you, Artemio, Rene' and Juaqin!!!"
Paul Roscoe
2021-03-22 -
★★★★★ - "We had our kitchen cabinets painted inside and out. The uppers white and lowers a grey tone. They do an exceptional job of covering traffic areas, masking and Isolating areas from dust and overspray. The staff are very courteous and do quality work at an affordable price. We also had them come back and texture a wall, same quality work. They put up a wall of plastic sheeting to minimize over-spray. I highly recommend Yaskara Painting LLC."
Ken Uyesugi
2021-03-18 -
★★★★★ - "I am so happy with the completion of my painting project. Artemio is very knowledgeable about his craft of interior painting. His crew always arrived on time and went right to work. They were so cooperative with each other and so polite. They always answered my questions and kept me informed as they progressed through the cabinet, door, trim, and wall painting."
Theresa Ryan
2021-03-15 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his crew transformed our dated oak kitchen cabinets to look brand new.They also painted the kitchen walls and we're so happy with their work. We highly recommend them!"
Rob and Elizabeth in Vancouver, WA
2020-11-24 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara just finished our 2 story home and did a beautiful job! Very professional, polite, and fast! Highly recommend these guys!"
Jenny in Tigard, OR
2020-07-31 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara Painting is phenomenal!! We had them repaint the outside of our home, shop and shed last spring. They did such a great job we had them come back and repaint the whole inside of our home. They are friendly, reliable, respectful, trustworthy, fair, I could go on and on about them. If anything came up they were quick to come out and fix it. Artemio responds quickly and I just can't say enough about him and his company!"
April in Battleground, WA
2020-06-15 -
★★★★★ - "We just had the exterior of our house painted by Yaskara Painting and we are so pleased. They did an amazing job, were friendly and listened to our suggestions. I highly recommend Yaskara for any of your painting needs!"
Melanie in Ridgefield, WA
2019-06-17 -
★★★★★ - "In January, we had Yaskara Painting come in and paint our old honey oak base trim, window trim, cabinets, and doors white, along with painting various rooms in our house. They did a beautiful job. We had considered doing it ourselves, but we are SO glad we hired Artemio and his team. Now that we know all that went into it and imagining the results we would not have compared to Yaskara's results...so, so glad we didn't do it ourselves.
They were great to work with, very nice guys, and got the job done in a fairly short amount of time. We had received bids from multiple companies and read many reviews, and based on their bid and great reviews chose them. Almost 2 months later...still so happy we did!"Mona in Vancouver, WA
2019-02-20 -
★★★★★ - "Artemio and his team painted the exterior, a small bath and interior walls in our house in Kalama. We cannot say enough good things about their timeliness, professionalism and attention to the smallest details in preparing, painting and cleaning up afterward. We are thrilled with the results and will definitely use them again."
Jim and Judy in Kalama, WA
2019-01-16 -
★★★★★ - "We recently had six new interior wood doors, door jams, & baseboards installed in our 1923 English Tudor style Portland home. Tried for weeks to find a contractor who would stain and seal the new wood with no luck. Found Yaskara through Home Advisor and I am so glad I did. Yaskara did a wonderful job blending the stain on the new wood with the rest of the wood in the house. Thank you Artemio, Jose, Steve and Jose #2. You were all a pleasure to work with and the quality of the work is fantastic."
Jayne in Portland, OR
2018-09-25 -
★★★★★ - "I recommend these guys. My house looks great, all the people I spoke with (Steve and Artemio) were friendly and respectful, and quick to respond to questions). The team of 2 who worked on my house, were fantastic and did fine, detailed quick work, I believe they were Jose and Sergio. Excellent company, will use again."
Joe in Portland, OR
2018-07-23 -
★★★★★ - "Working with Artemio and his crew exceeded my expectations. We had a large 5,000 SQ ft home "Cape Cod Style" with a lot of detail. We hired Yaskara to paint the exterior of our home. Their expertise, attention to detail and professionalism was awesome! They worked hard, finished on-time and the finished result was excellent. I would highly recommend Yaskara Painting!"
Jim Parker in Camas, WA
2018-06-14 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara did a beautiful job on my master bedroom! Eddie and Jose arrived on time and worked so quickly: I couldn't believe it when they were finished already at only 3:30! They painted carefully and even dealt with a shower wall that was very difficult. It looks fabulous! The price was great: I would definitely hire them again!"
Diane in Portland, OR
2018-06-14 -
★★★★★ - "Had my family room painted. The painter did a great job and was very conscientious. They were easy to work with and prompt in getting back to me, and came when they said they would"
Patty windon
2018-05-14 -
★★★★★ - "So easy to work with and very conscientious. I would recommend them to anyone."
2018-05-14 -
★★★★★ - "We hired Yaskara after seeing the work they had done on a relative's house, and we were not disappointed. We had them paint the inside and outside. Not only was the work done quickly and professionally, we received much appreciated guidance concerning paint colors and paint types. All of the workers were friendly and considerate. Besides filling all the old nail and anchor holes in our drywall, they were able to repair several areas that were significantly damaged. We were also able to get some small repairs arranged for the siding on the outside of the house. It's like we have a brand-new home now. We are very happy."
Ken Helms in Kelso, WA
2018-04-23 -
★★★★★ - "Yaskara painters were timely, efficient, professional, very detailed, and their work was excellent. I am particularly happy with their cleanliness while working. And even after the project all things were left in good order. I would hire them again for another project and highly recommend their service. Thank you Yaskara"
Jennifer Duncan in Portland, OR
★★★★★ - "Quick response when called for bid, came out just a day or two later! We got a few other bids and these guys came in at a great price! Fast, hard, nice workers!"
Anonymous in Vancouver, WA
★★★★★ - "Perfect job & better than expected. Very responsive and more than willing to go the extra mile to make everything right. We highly recommend them."
Carol B in Vancouver, WA
★★★★★ - "We requested a couple of quotes via online websites. Yaskara Painting responded promptly, gave us an appointment time when a walk-around for an estimate could be done, and showed up promptly at the scheduled time. I made a mistake regarding the full work that needed to be done, but it was not a problem for Artemio to come back out, and again he was here right when he said he would be. The work was completed expeditiously, and I have to say that this was one of the best customer service experiences I've had. They matched the various colors needed from painted exteriors that were 20+ years old. Everything looks great! Artemio and his crew did what they said they'd do when they said they'd do it. Everyone I interacted with was polite and friendly. I'd easily choose Yaskara Painting for my next job, and I'd recommend them wholeheartedly to everyone."
Jim in Vancouver, WA
★★★★★ - "Yaskara painting did a wonderful job painting my 3-story house. They were prompt and efficient, yet thorough and detail oriented with trim work. Artemio's price was also very reasonable compared to the other bids we received. Finally, I appreciated the color consultant from Sherwin Williams who helping me pick out a beautiful color combination for the house."
Sarah Magnano in Portland, OR
★★★★★ - "This is the second full house exterior paint job done for us by Artemio and his crew. They are professional and work quickly. The paint job is great, and the team pays attention to detail. I have read the other review and they are true. We will call on them again. We are very happy to recommend them!"
S Davidson, 9/2016 in Ridgefield, WA
★★★★★ - "Yaskara did an excellent job painting my house, so much so, I had them also paint the deck. They had it completed within two weeks of first contacting them for an estimate. Would highly recommend and will likely use them again in the future. The guys were all very courteous and accommodating."
Denise Armstrong
2015-07-16 -
★★★★★ - "Very impressed with Yaskara painting and the owner Artemis. Artemis met me on short notice on a Saturday. He looked at what I wanted and gave me a price right there on the spot. Artemis gave me an option on when he could do my house and said it would be done in two days. He started the next day and by Monday afternoon the entire paint job was done. When we went in to look at the job, Artemis looked the place over with me and fix any spots that did not look right at that time. I am very happy with the job he and his crew did. I could not recommend a more professional and honest contractor. He comes with the highest recommendation I can give."
David Wright
2015-05-05 -
★★★★★ - "After trying to paint our heavily textured ceiling by myself.....I gave up and called Yaskara! They did a wonderful job on our ceilings and our family room walls. They were fast, courteous, professional and reasonably priced! I am thinking about all the other rooms in the house I would like to have done! Thank you so much!"
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Friday, February 26, 2010
Clean-Up on Aisle 12
Friday, February 26, 2010
When Steve S.'s coworker received a transfer to a different branch, the store decided to get the coworker a going-away cake. The inscription was your typical "You make our store better!" kind of thing.
Now, normally this wouldn't be a problem, no matter how badly the Wreckerator mangles the inscription.
But then, normally the company in question is NOT BJ's Wholesale Club.
Which, naturally, someone chose to abbreviate.
I would like to point out that Steve submitted this Wreck because "better" looks like "bitter" - and he thought that was funnily appropriate. And it is, but clearly Steve's mind did not go to the gutter where the rest of ours are. (More's the pity.)
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- Jules AF said...
hahahahahaha I love it.
- February 26, 2010 at 9:30 AM
- Julia Spencer said...
That only makes it funnier! :) HA!
- February 26, 2010 at 9:32 AM
- I Figured I'd Say It First... Sarcastically said...
Okay, I'll go first...
How dare you corrupt everyone's minds! This is disgusting and vulgar and MY KIDS READ THIS WITH ME! I am boycotting this site now! And you think for one minute that Blah Blah Blah! - February 26, 2010 at 9:34 AM
If BJ's are "Bitter" without him, what exactly are they with him?
- February 26, 2010 at 9:37 AM
- Cassie said...
- February 26, 2010 at 9:39 AM
- Tigerwolf said...
I can't get past the brown roses. Maybe that was some sort of subtle message, too? Oh, dear…
WV: mukedro.
"I mukedro sis on dis caik!"
"What? Don't talk with your mouth full!" - February 26, 2010 at 9:46 AM
- jess said...
Missing where my mind went, makes it even funnier!! LOL
- February 26, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Perhaps Steve's mind DID go into the gutter with ours, but took it one step further.
Ew. - February 26, 2010 at 9:50 AM
- Terry Lee said...
hi-larious title, jen! ;-)
anyway, personally, i think it should say (assuming we're going with what they wrote): bj's is better with you! bj's is a company name (singular).
but i'm just a blow-hard when it comes to grammar. heh heh - February 26, 2010 at 9:52 AM
- Kelli said...
And of course BJs shouldn't be possessive.
- February 26, 2010 at 9:53 AM
- The Shitty Astrologer said...
Ha! It's a don't ask don't tell cake...just eat it and shut up!
- February 26, 2010 at 9:54 AM
- Nathan said...
The lesson here: subject/verb agreement matters!
- February 26, 2010 at 9:56 AM
The biggest problem is that the decorator wrote are rather than is. Perhaps BJ's had a sense of humor when ordering?
- February 26, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Metallic and salty too....
Or so I hear. ;) - February 26, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Haha...this is the funniest one in a long time.
- February 26, 2010 at 10:09 AM
- Unknown said...
- February 26, 2010 at 10:09 AM
To me it looks more like "BJ's a _fitter_ with YOU!"
wv:chipsyph, considering the topic, not going there... - February 26, 2010 at 10:15 AM
- Half Assed Kitchen said...
Aww, they're better with you too.
- February 26, 2010 at 10:16 AM
This takes me back...You know, maybe had I given her a cake like this, things wouldn't have gone sour in our relationship.
The More You Know(tm). - February 26, 2010 at 10:20 AM
- Joseph said...
The "are" is in error, but the apostrophe in "BJ's" is a proper part of the company's name.
- February 26, 2010 at 10:26 AM
- Alex Getts — Art & Illustration said...
It's the Michael Scott sexual harassment cake all over again!
- February 26, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Related Wreckage: Marcus and the New Job
ahhh, no.
related wreckage should be:
Costco, China, fireman, hose. - February 26, 2010 at 10:33 AM
- Garage Sale Guru said...
We all have to admit the fact that we all thought the same thing when we read it... well, yup, dirty minds thing alike!
- February 26, 2010 at 10:38 AM
presumably, the party-makers would have put an order into BJ's BAKERY dept. for this lovely cake. The fact that THEY screwed it up makes it even more priceless!
-moochmom - February 26, 2010 at 10:39 AM
- Brandy said...
Oh, I think "bitter" fits right into the gutter.
- February 26, 2010 at 10:46 AM
I guess my mind isn't in the gutter...I have no idea what you're talking about.
em - February 26, 2010 at 11:01 AM
- Neil (SM) said...
Yeah, you wouldn't say "McDonald's are better with you," right? It would be "McDonald's is better with you." Yes, the apostrophe is correct--it's part of the store's name, "B.J.'s Wholesale Club."
So, if it were about the store it would have said "B.J.'s is better with you." Since they used "are," it's pretty obvious where their mind was! - February 26, 2010 at 11:01 AM
- The Baking Pixie said...
I'm sorry, but what adult in their right mind (or maybe not) can look at that cake and say " This will do. Makes complete sense to me!!". My mind immediately went into the gutter, came back out, and then crashed into it again. Love your site by the way.
- February 26, 2010 at 11:02 AM
There's a BJ's opening up a block away, and now I'm going to snicker every time I pass it because of this cake. Ah, yes, I'm mature...
- February 26, 2010 at 11:07 AM
- Melissa (& Billy) said...
Just when I think nothing will ever surprise me again...
...something like this happens.
0_o - February 26, 2010 at 11:46 AM
I was going to read all the comments, but I don't think it will do my mind any good. Funny one Jen! I'll leave it at that.
- February 26, 2010 at 12:04 PM
I was absolutely clueless so I thought I would read the comments to see if that would help... thanks to Terry Lee I found the gutter in question.
My problem was I am at work so my kids(all adults) weren't nearby to translate for me! - February 26, 2010 at 12:08 PM
- Kami said...
All I can think is, "Good luck in China!"
- February 26, 2010 at 12:11 PM
- dharmamama said...
The tag "questionable taste" made me laugh even more than the cake itself.
Poor guy (or his partner!) - though I've heard what you eat can affect the bitterness. - February 26, 2010 at 12:11 PM
- dharmamama said...
OK, the "questionable taste" tag *and* the electrolux ad made laugh!
- February 26, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Maybe the co-worker was very "popular" and the cake said exactly what it was supposed to say. Did we ever consider that?
- February 26, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Hahaha! That is too funny! I heart Cake Wrecks
- February 26, 2010 at 12:38 PM
- Siouxzr said...
Whenever anyone mentions shopping at BJ's I have to suppress a snicker. Thanks for making it, that much harder to do.
- February 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh GOD! I can't stop laughing....tears forming....OMG!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
- February 26, 2010 at 1:06 PM
- arensb said...
Maybe you should have saved this one for Steak and BJ Day on Mar. 14.
- February 26, 2010 at 1:16 PM
- lisadh said...
OMG! That is too freakin' hilarious!
Great submittal!
And I am in Austin, so I will see what I can do about attending the cake show. Thanks for the reminder! - February 26, 2010 at 1:27 PM
Steve's co-worker is transferring between two stores, so I guess that sort of justifies the use of "are." Still, I hope this doesn't become a company slogan or something, bitter or otherwise.
And I'm guessing that in order to work there in the first place, you have to prove that you can't think of any jokes to make about the name of the place. That leaves most of us out, it would seem...
ROFL - February 26, 2010 at 1:44 PM
Thanks for using the word "unsavory" in your warning today-- nice!
I wonder if the wreckorator really did know what they're doing on this one-- it would be hard to not mess with someone who obviously didn't see the potential for dirty jokes here! Even the most innocent comments are making me giggle today. I'll work on being mature about life tomorrow...
wv: quite-- Wait, that's really a word. I don't know what to think! - February 26, 2010 at 1:52 PM
ahahahaha!!*breath* oh my goodness!
o.o I honestly wouldn't mind getting a cake like that. It's a compliment!!!
(but maybe not from work)
XD - February 26, 2010 at 2:10 PM
- Onyx said...
Trying hard not to laugh out loud in a quiet class
- February 26, 2010 at 2:15 PM
Ha ha, even if the word is "better" or "bitter" it still sounds dirty to me!
- February 26, 2010 at 2:22 PM
- Unknown said...
Should I feel embarrassed or proud that my husband had to explain this one to me?
- February 26, 2010 at 2:51 PM
It has taken some time to work out what you Americans are sniggering about........well really, how extremely uncouth........we are not amused............snort, giggle,guffaw!!!
- February 26, 2010 at 3:19 PM
- Drop the Deuce said...
Maybe it's a pineapple filling cake. They are supposed to make BJs better too.
- February 26, 2010 at 3:20 PM
- heather said...
Every BJs I've ever been to has their own bakery... they MADE this cake! LOL!
Also, I was driving down the street with my 2 young sons in the car and overheard this:
"Where's BJs?"
"Thar she blows"
I almost wrecked my car... - February 26, 2010 at 3:22 PM
- Frau Hiwi said...
Damn, sometimes I wish to be a native english speaker. It took me a 10 Minutes of endless browsing through the comment section to figure it out.
I feel like a fool but have laughed about it anyway.
Love it ;) - February 26, 2010 at 3:26 PM
- Tatersmama said...
Hahahahaha! I LOVE this! Poor Steve sure is naive though, isn't he?
Oh where's my darn tissues when I need them?
word veri: deturier.
If you work at BJ's and transfer to another store, let this be a deturier to you too! - February 26, 2010 at 5:16 PM
XD I love it c:
- February 26, 2010 at 5:18 PM
A "BJ" cake?
I wouldn't touch the icing on that cake with a 10-foot pole.
(insert additional dirty jokes here) - February 26, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Melissbaker1 - I'm with you. I had no idea.
- February 26, 2010 at 6:35 PM
- angie and tyler said...
Maybe BJ's IS better with you?
- February 26, 2010 at 6:36 PM
- Mellodee said...
My mind goes into the gutter just as easily as anyone else's, but thinking this one is a gutter-wreck is way off the mark. "BJ's" is the name of the place they work. If you keep that in mind then this is obviously not a mistake or a poor abbreviation or even close to a "dirty word". The only questionable thing on this cake is the "are" vs. "is" quandry. BJ is NOT all that common an abbreviation for the gutter thing. As far as I'm concerned the cakes are usually bad enough or funny enough on their own. I don't think every wreck is just one step away from X-rated!! I have been noticing more and more lately that sometimes you push things a bit too far in a search for the snide or titillating joke. That's a label this cake does not deserve. After all, as someone once said (it might even have been Freud),
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - February 26, 2010 at 8:01 PM
- Gary said...
Are you sure this wasn't an intentional pun?
I'm sure people who work at a place called "BJ's" know lots of jokes about the name of the store.
Of course, the real problem is that the wreckorator wrote "are" instead of "Epcot." - February 26, 2010 at 10:20 PM
I did not get it and had to read the comments to ge the joke....
- February 26, 2010 at 10:22 PM
My visa check card number was recently stolen. The first fraudulent charge was for $130 in BJs...gift cards...
- February 26, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Oh man.. cannot stop the hysterical laughter. My husband was reading over my shoulder and nearly choked on a cookie he was eating. Serves us right for looking while eating lol.
- February 27, 2010 at 12:23 AM
- Lola Cutter Hensel said...
It's only 2:06 AM, and this just made my day.
- February 27, 2010 at 2:06 AM
@ Mellodee--
I have to disagree that this is not a common abbreviation. I have known of this term for over 20 years, which would put the first time I knew of it back in junior high, if not before, and for the record, I am not even the most fast-living of people. It was ruled out as consideration for my children's initials, in fact, for their own sakes in junior high one day. It's the same reason that no one names their child Richard anymore, either. That's just being proactive. ;) - February 27, 2010 at 3:43 AM
Maybe the one who ordered the cake was an ex-girlfriend or "buddy"--"better" if the cake ordered and cake recipient were on good terms, "bitter" if not. The cake is either a secret message if they're on good terms, or an insult if not, considering most of us are going to read it the way we read it.
- February 27, 2010 at 8:43 AM
Terry-Lee, you are totally right. That's what I thought. the fact they screwed up the verb is what makes this so much funnier and suggestive.
- February 27, 2010 at 8:45 AM
- Mary Kirkland said...
That is funny as heck! I wonder what the other epople seeing this cake thought....lol
- February 27, 2010 at 9:10 AM
It actually took me a few minutes to figure out what you were talking about! I guess that the joke whooshed over my head.
For the record, I just thought that you were making fun of the grammar or something. - February 27, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Thank goodness for Gary.
I can't believe there is so much conversation about grammar.
It is cake. And it is funny. - February 27, 2010 at 11:15 AM
- papawow said...
Holy smokes, that's too funny!
- February 27, 2010 at 12:38 PM
What's the big deal - it's the name of the store ;)
- February 27, 2010 at 1:35 PM
- Michele T Myers said...
I think all of the talk about grammar makes it that much funnier.
Heather's post, at 2/26 11:02 a.m.: "My mind immediately went into the gutter, came back out, and then crashed into it again," describes this cake wreck perfectly. - February 27, 2010 at 1:58 PM
My mind went where everyone else's did. Love this site.
- February 27, 2010 at 2:11 PM
I just didn't get it at first!
I thought about it for a while.
Then started laughing.
And for the lady boycotting this site .....come on,,,,,you'll be back and you know it!
this is one cake...and it wasn't meant to be nasty on purpose....isn't this the whole idea of cake wrecks anyway??? - February 27, 2010 at 2:18 PM
- M M said...
Ten bucks says the decorator was giggling so much that it's why the word "better" looks like "bitter" I know I would be.
- February 27, 2010 at 2:18 PM
fake. good idea though.
- February 27, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Ha Ha. I thought the same thing as Anonymous. The cake was made in the BJ's bakery.
I used to shop at BJ's for Gas, where they had extra long hoses at the pump.
Sarah - February 27, 2010 at 2:20 PM
those insulted have dirty minds....
i just didn't get it for the longest time...i never would have thot that till i saw people getting mad - February 27, 2010 at 2:21 PM
Yeah, that it a VERY common term for a specific "act." And I'm a total prude, so get with it people!
Funny, funny cake. - February 27, 2010 at 2:22 PM
One of the best! Definitely worth a LOL!
- February 27, 2010 at 2:42 PM
I can't even imagine when or where Mellodee went to Jr. High School if BJ is not a common abbreviation (for something other than a store)for her.
I am not proud to admit it, but I think that cake is funny whether it says "better" or "bitter." The subject-verb agreement is just the icing on the cake. - February 27, 2010 at 2:56 PM
@ Mellodee:
...until it's a cigar at BJ's. - February 27, 2010 at 3:16 PM
whoever wrote this:
I Figured I'd Say It First... Sarcastically said...
Okay, I'll go first...
"""How dare you corrupt everyone's minds! This is disgusting and vulgar and MY KIDS READ THIS WITH ME! I am boycotting this site now! And you think for one minute that Blah Blah Blah!"""
I'm shocked! how does your KIDS even know what BJ stands for??? other then names, which it didn't for you information.. Get your kids and your mind out of the gutter....ugh! - February 27, 2010 at 3:49 PM
- KimberlyQ said...
I guess congratulations are in order for Steve. Now everyone know. ;) HAHA!
- February 27, 2010 at 4:00 PM
I feel sorry for the people who don't get it. Well, really, I feel sorry for their husbands : ) Awesome cake...
- February 27, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Anonymous @ 2:18,
that comment was written by "I figured I'd say it first... Sarcastically". Hopefully you were being sarcastic too, because she definitely was.
btw, I totally took forever to figure this cake out :P. - February 27, 2010 at 4:51 PM
- Fignie said...
I'm not sure what's funnier ... the wreck itself ... or all the comments after!!
Yes, my mind went "there" ... And laughed!!! - February 27, 2010 at 4:59 PM
Um, I think Steve's mind DID go to the gutter. I mean, have you ever had experience with a BJ? Bitter indeed. *shudder* Unless your man's been eating a lotta fresh fruit. That does seem to help...
- February 27, 2010 at 5:05 PM
- Alexia said...
@ Anonymous
February 27, 2010 3:49 PM
Dude they were being Sarcastic. Because they knew SOMEONE was going to get all prudish about it.
btw: it was soooo funny.
WV: conshes. I can't do it. lol too funny. - February 27, 2010 at 5:14 PM
Check out this cake wreck/fail:
Spelling fail!
-Madison - February 27, 2010 at 6:42 PM
- Jewelry Classes with Lauren LeClair said...
Growing up behind a BJ's store, I thought I had heard all the jokes.
This one takes the cake.
Er, no pun intended. - February 27, 2010 at 9:58 PM
As a public school teacher in suburban America, I'm sorry to tell all you parents out there that if your child is in the 6th grade or above, they probably know what this term implies. Your denial of this is where the trouble really starts. Talk to your children, please!
- February 28, 2010 at 2:51 AM
- kimbalaya said...
My husband's first response (following his hysterical laughter) was "I hope it's not Bavarian cream-filled!"
- February 28, 2010 at 1:57 PM
Actually, if you re-read Jen's post she says that the company in question is NOT BJ's Wholesale. The baker took it upon themselves to abbreviate the company's name...whatever that was.
- March 2, 2010 at 3:24 PM
In all honesty...I don't get it... Could someone please explain...
Oh wait...I just read the comments...now I get it...ew... - March 2, 2010 at 10:13 PM
- kim said...
This was the funniest thing ever! Thanks for posting. I still can't stop laughing! HA, HA, HA!!!!
- March 2, 2010 at 11:22 PM
- Damon Hynes said...
A real hummer-dinger of a cake.
- March 5, 2010 at 8:13 PM
Wow, Joseph Pentangelo, your penchant for grammatical perfection must make you the life of every party! While you are absolutely correct in your assessment, you apparently fail to appreciate the humor of it. Correct papers some other time...lighten up and LAUGH a little, it was funny!
- March 16, 2010 at 4:42 AM
- Laurie said...
Yeah, I think Steve's mind *did* go to the gutter on this one...anyone that's ever been a "giver" (so to speak) can attest that they are indeed quite (ahem) bitter. Now, if they ARE better with Steve, well, YAY Steve! What's your secret? I need to tell my hubby asap! (I really am a giver at heart, but if we can fix that bitter problem, I'll be a much happier wife!):P
- March 16, 2010 at 5:09 AM
The baker must have done this on purpose. First, BJs is not possessive. Second, if they were thinking clean, then they would have at least said IS instead of ARE...
- May 3, 2010 at 5:27 PM
At first I missed the gutter where everyone's minds landed in until I found out by reading previous post that 'BJs' can be an abbreviation for 'BlowJobs' oopsie!
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Where's the book?
We don't have any copies of Cake Wrecks for sale here, autographed or otherwise. We decided the shipping and handling costs would be too high to make it worth your while. So instead, buy your copies locally or online and then order personalized bookplates: it's cheaper, easier, and I think even looks a bit nicer.
Ordering Info
Payments must be made through Paypal, which accepts all major credit cards. Sorry, but that means no checks or MOs or barter-based chickens.
We ship everything first class USPS, and will do our best to have your package in the mail within 2 days of your order.
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- Sunday Sweets: Alice in Wonderland
- Clean-Up on Aisle 12
- World's Worst Pictionary Players
- It's In There
- The Literal Letter of the Law
- Wrecking By the Book
- Seussical Sweets
- Otherwise Engaged
- Wacked Out Wrecks
- Cakes Only A Mother Could Love
- Sports Sense
- Seeing Star Wars
- Valentines' Sweets
- Rockin' Wrectators
- ...But the Words Get in the Way
- TMI Valentines
- From the Bottom of My...Bottom
- Conditions Froggy
- European!
- Cool Character Sweets
- Happy Wending!
- Recycled Wrecks
- What's That Spell?
- Holy Smokes!
- They'll NEVER Notice


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Nothing beats the comfort and durability of these shirts! Having a casual cotton t-shirt is always great to have around during games, practices, casual outings, and
much more!
• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Double-needle sleeves and hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Ash 99/1 cotton/poly