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Friday, April 10, 2009
Easter Potpourri
Friday, April 10, 2009
What, too philosophical? Ok, then what's with the sweet pastels combined with that eye-wrenching red and yellow combo? Dude, someone thought those bunny picks were actually helping.
You know what screams "Easter" to me? A couple of red, white and blue doughnuts. No, really. Look:
The Christmas-y red and green ones would have been too much of stretch, though. [nodding] Totally.
Here we have the inspiring tale of The Chick Who Took Down Four Bunny Bullies:
(I was about to start singing "Be kind to your web-footed friends" but then I realized chickens don't have webbed feet. Drat. Well, moving on...)
Humpty Dumpty was evidently going through his "punk" phase when he fell.
You know how you often hear about folks with amazing hidden talents working mundane jobs, like that cell phone salesman who sings opera? Yeah?
Uh, well, maybe this decorator sings opera.
And finally, this Easter Egg is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F:
Yes, I'm told that's an egg, although it looks more like a yellow volcano covered with green curly shoe laces. It also appears that a small tree fell on it. Uh, guys? Can we get some of those plastic bunny picks over here? We need to "Easter" this sucker up.
Thanks to Wreckporters Katrina S., Cynthia F., Jonah, Jennessa R., Michele E., & Camilla C.!
Psst, hey. You. Yeah, you. Seen a GOOD Easter cake? Then send it to me at Sunday Sweets [at] Cake Wrecks [dot] com. And do it fast, or else I might get, shall we say, disappointed. You wouldn't want that, now would you?
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Yikes! The color scheme on the first offends all of the sensibilities my artistic genes can muster (and I actually have some).
The punk-ty Humpty Dumpty is hilarious.
And please tell me I'm not the only one who initially read the decorated-by-an-opera-singer cookie cake as "Merry Easter."
P.S. I'd send you some good Easter cakes, but my local grocery store's bakery is serving up domes slathered in pastel frosting with bunny ears stuck in them. They're almost bad enough to be Wrecks but certainly not good enough to be Sunday Sweets. - April 10, 2009 at 9:28 AM
- Duke_of_Science said...
I think the last egg cake looks kinda like it's from a dinosaur or something. Maybe it's to remind us of Easter from "The Land of The Lost" (Growl!)
-Matt S. - April 10, 2009 at 9:30 AM
- Sharon said...
Are you sure those are bunnies? I see black and white flip-flops. o.O
The last 'cake' is either an alien pod or a barbecued cabbage:
http://www.bbqsource-forums.com/invboard/index.php?showtopic=2806 - April 10, 2009 at 9:35 AM
- Bilby P. Dalgyte said...
Ye gad what terrible colours... terrible! And for Jesus's Funeral and everything...
- April 10, 2009 at 9:35 AM
That last "egg" cake... it's an egg alright. A DINOSAUR egg! Did they have Easter back then? They ate tbe bunnies!
- April 10, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Maybe it's me, but the one with the cross and the surreal opera singer one look like giant cookies to me, not cakes and not even CCCs. Or is it the camera angle?
- April 10, 2009 at 9:36 AM
- Etiquette Bitch said...
i watched the opera singer clip, very cool. why am i so out of touch that i never see these things?
- April 10, 2009 at 9:37 AM
- Sharon said...
omg..I didn't even see it until now. The flipflops are rabbit feet, the black patches with a dollop on them are bunny butts.
I looked at those black cupcakes and thought they were patches of bare ground like a rabbit burrow or something. - April 10, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Oh My! That last one looks more like a Dinasour egg!
- April 10, 2009 at 9:46 AM
- Tabitha (From Single to Married) said...
wow, those aren't even edible!! :)
- April 10, 2009 at 9:51 AM
Dive in CC holes,
monochromatic hop-hops!
Easter chicks can kill! - April 10, 2009 at 9:53 AM
I think the last one is supposed to be a house. See the icing for the edges of the roof and a door? Maybe the Easter bunny is supposed to live there. I can't explain the spring of evergreen/holly leaves though. Maybe they thought, "WTF, it's a religious holiday too," and used up some old supplies.
- April 10, 2009 at 9:53 AM
- Boozy Tooth said...
Holy Sugar Rush Batman! Are cake decorators really so swamped at Easter (or any time, really) that they can't even take the time to put on their glasses before glopping all that icing on to their "creations?"
This just reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode where she and Ethel were working in the candy factory and the conveyor belt kept wizzing by. It looks like Lucy and Ethel made these cakes. - April 10, 2009 at 9:55 AM
- joyce said...
sorry--we could search high and low and I am afraid we'd never spot a good Easter cake...
but, we will try...
I'd like to see an empty tomb cake, but I don't know that I'd want to eat and empty tomb cake because that would mean I was eating cake and icing that looked like rocks. - April 10, 2009 at 9:56 AM
- Dorci said...
Who'd a thunk it that a symbol of the sacrfice of Jesus would end up on a chocolate chip cookie flanked by pastel bunnies.
I'm quite sure that's not what He had in mind. - April 10, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Bunnies?! I thought the black and white "paws and tails" were supposed to be panda bear parts and you were going to explain that the baker was REALLY confused...
- April 10, 2009 at 10:03 AM
- Brossettelewis said...
The last one... that's a yellow house that was in the Arkansas tornado...hence the downed tree branches. Do you not read CNN?
Because of you I check the bakery every time I shop.:) - April 10, 2009 at 10:11 AM
- Valerie said...
OMG. Thank you so much for the daily laughs. (tears streaming down my face)
- April 10, 2009 at 10:13 AM
- Phoo-D said...
"Brought to you by the letters W, T, and F" I totally cracked up reading that. Hilarious!
- April 10, 2009 at 10:13 AM
- Treehouse Chef said...
The big yellow egg looks more like an easter bonnet or a Derby hat.
- April 10, 2009 at 10:15 AM
I wasn't going to comment, because these cakes are just so ... weird... odd... unsettling... funny... ,
but the wv was tweepo, which kind of says it all. - April 10, 2009 at 10:16 AM
- Half Assed Kitchen said...
A bunch of hot messes. Wow.
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com) - April 10, 2009 at 10:16 AM
- the ginabean said...
Well since these cakes are all truly horrible, I just HAVE to pick a favorite. I have 2 of them, actually.
First is the big yellow volcano/"egg." What's with all the big nasty vegetation strewn all around it? Makes me think of the jungle.
And my second favorite is the tough chick/dead bunnies cake. I mean, the bunny bums is hilarious in its own right, but that's not even the worst part of that cake. What the AYCH did the whole mess take place on? It's so...busy. So much going on on that cake it literally hurts my eyeballs.
This is all. - April 10, 2009 at 10:23 AM
- Patricia @ Lady with Books said...
I always wondered why Easter went from Christ's resurrection to bunnies and eggs. I have thoughts on this but I won't clutter your comment page with them. I wonder what the egg volcano will erupt with? And also: My eyes! Too much garish color! It burns!
- April 10, 2009 at 10:23 AM
The top one reminds me of Eddie Izzard's take on Easter and the convenient placement of holidays. "Yes the brown of the chocolate bunny, the brown of the cross...which was made of wood. No! It's a fertility celebration and everybody knows bunnies are for shagging."
Number 5 reminds me vaguely of the evil rabbit from Donnie Darko. And the last one...well I'm not sure what type of egg that is but I bet Hagrid would like it. :-P - April 10, 2009 at 10:24 AM
- Rory said...
Yes I read "Merry Easter" too.
- April 10, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Belt an aria,
or Elvis tune? That yellow
bunny's a hound dog. - April 10, 2009 at 10:25 AM
- Robyn Elfie said...
I'd lost my confidence and wasn't going to bake cakes this Easter till I saw today's blog. On my way to get supplies - if they can sell this crap then the cheery little cakes my friends get are just magnificent! That green thing is actually rather disgusting or maybe just the thought of little kids with dark green................oh never mind. More black coffee please?
- April 10, 2009 at 10:26 AM
- VeggieT said...
About that pink egg one.... it looked like they "whipped" that "topping" to death. :P
- April 10, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Just wanted to comment on the whole "why are bunnies and eggs for Easter?" thing. Easter was originally the spring equinox (Pagan holiday of Ostara) that the Christians took over (kind of like Christmas) in order to convert people easier. Ostara is all about re-birth and renewal of the earth, thus, eggs, and bunnies :P
- April 10, 2009 at 10:40 AM
- twinkle teaches said...
The last one is freaky! I feel like grabbing my son's plastic dinosaurs and smashing the volcano with them! LOL :)
tina - April 10, 2009 at 10:46 AM
- Unknown said...
oh! oh! I think the last one is covered in palm fronds! It's a religious thing! I get it!
-karen - April 10, 2009 at 10:51 AM
oh, before anyone else spots it: a typo! i believe you want to say it "perfectLY"!
- April 10, 2009 at 11:03 AM
- LaurenH said...
Ha ha! All the questionable symbols and such reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan bit.
"What are we going to do for Easter?"
"How about eggs?"
"But what does that have to do with Easter?"
"All right, we'll hide 'em."
"But I still don't get what that has to do with Jesus!"
"Don't worry, there's a bunny." - April 10, 2009 at 11:07 AM
- betty-NZ said...
Those are such a scream. As for the bunny and the cross, I have my own explanation:
http://bettysnzblog.blogspot.com/ - April 10, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Okay, as a cake decorator that actually sings opera (at least that's what my degree says) I have to say that I would NEVER do that to a cake! My DH can do better than these and has no training at all! Most of us singers have more sense, and artistic talent, than to put something like that out on display.
- April 10, 2009 at 11:11 AM
- Kami said...
I think that first one is supposed to be a Communist Easter cake. That's the only excuse I can come up with for those hideous colors.
Oh, I also see your first commenter wasn't the first one to read "Merry Easter". You know your penmanship's bad when "Merry" and "Happy" look the same. - April 10, 2009 at 11:11 AM
- Skye said...
The last one looks like an old moldy sombrero... or maybe the yellow hat from Curious George? I definitely see a hat hidden in some kind of vegetation.
- April 10, 2009 at 11:20 AM
but I do believe it's "be kind to your fine-feathered friends"... which would work for a chick. - April 10, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Umm, read a lot of the comments about that lamb smoking cakes... May I remind people that Easter and Passover are from two separate religions and so a cake with a "Happy Easter" sign is not likely to be in celebration of Passover? Unless that was part of the Wreckiness...
- April 10, 2009 at 11:25 AM
- Glory von Hathor said...
I can't quite explain it, but the Opera Singer Bunny Wreck just has this feel to it like a child's drawing of rudie bits they've only seen in other people's cartoons of rudie bits.
Like, Ew, and bless you for your total biological ineptitude. - April 10, 2009 at 11:26 AM
- Katie R said...
You mean that last one isn't a pineapple?
- April 10, 2009 at 11:28 AM
- Nicci said...
hahahaha! Nothing says Easter like an ugly cake!
www.actionshotrevolution.blogspot.com - April 10, 2009 at 11:30 AM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
Hey, look at that...I laughed so hard at your commentary, I laid an egg.
- April 10, 2009 at 11:39 AM
- R2P2 said...
Surely that last one is in honor of some paleontologist's birthday. I'm pretty sure it's a replica of a fossilized dinosaur egg. Good golly.
- April 10, 2009 at 11:41 AM
- melydia said...
The fifth one is so messy that it could just as easily say "merry" as "happy". In fact, at first I thought it said "Merry Easter".
- April 10, 2009 at 11:42 AM
- Kerry said...
Since nobody else has, I guess I'll have to complete the lyric:
"...'cause that duck might be somebody's brooooooother!" - April 10, 2009 at 11:46 AM
- Pink said...
Why is that green CCC arranged into the shape of a four-leaf clover? *rubs her eyes* Maybe I'm seeing things.
- April 10, 2009 at 11:56 AM
The-Chick-Who-Took-Down-Four-Bunny-Bullies Cake looks like a reworked shamrock cake.
A green cake in the shape of a four-leafed clover is a pretty cool idea. Reworking it into an Easter cake ... not so much. - April 10, 2009 at 12:06 PM
- Little Scarf Girl said...
Humpty Dumpty looks like he was supposed to be a watermelon! LOL
- April 10, 2009 at 12:16 PM
- sendingtheclowns said...
Well, what do you EXPECT those rabbits to do BUT dive headlong down into their rabbit holes? Good grief--they obviously spotted a potential customer approaching (GASP!) and--well, would YOU wanna be seen posing on that heap of...of...???...what looks like an explosion at a confetti factory?
Or a parade float sponsored by the Green Dye Union?
As for that *decorator* who may or may not sing opera; he'd best be trotting out his hidden talents pretty soon or he'll be singing for his supper. Maybe they'll make him eat what he ruins? (He'd get aawwful sick of cake...)
>^~~^< - April 10, 2009 at 12:17 PM
- StuffCooksWant said...
Oh, the last one.... looks like a pre-historic dinosaur egg in the woods.
- April 10, 2009 at 12:19 PM
- joyce said...
Would peeps in scenes be cake-wreck-good-enough for Sunday?
probably not. Oh, well, I tried. - April 10, 2009 at 12:24 PM
- GoodDog said...
I love all the Easter posts.
Yesterday my status on facebook said I was baking bread and my Jewish friends pointed out that that was torture as Passover had begun. So like any good Catholic I spent today in Penance making chocolate covered macaroons, but it got me thinking -- are there any confused bakers out there that made Happy Passover cakes ? - April 10, 2009 at 12:42 PM
- Bibi said...
Nothing says the redemtion of the Lord quite like the giant cookie cakes. "So let's see, we'll start the ham, go to church and pick up a cookie as big as a pizza. VOILA, Easter!"
- April 10, 2009 at 12:52 PM
Upon enlarging the photo of the killer chick/bunny massacre cake, I noticed they used alot of the sugary shaped sprinkles. I personally LOVE those! (I call them crunchies!! Ya know...'cause they are kinda hard and crunchy?!) I would totally eat a slab of that sucker soley for the crunchies. I could even manage a piece of the dead bunny fannies with the tails that come to a point! That one is the only edible one of the bunch, though.
- April 10, 2009 at 1:02 PM
You are on fire today!!!!
"And finally, this Easter Egg is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F:"
LOVE it!!!!!
-Jax - April 10, 2009 at 1:16 PM
- jengersnap said...
No way. Are those REALLY bunny bums on that one cake?
Oh, and Jurassic Park called. They want their dino egg back. - April 10, 2009 at 1:17 PM
- Unknown said...
What's with the Haz-Mat yellow? Gag.
Super rabbit KO's Easter Bunnies..next on Fox News!
~Amy B. - April 10, 2009 at 1:17 PM
Ok so I thought the bunnies on the Chicky cake were bunny paw prints not actually bunnies because a couple of them would have three ears if they are bunnies :P
BTW Love this it's my laugh everyday Thankyou - April 10, 2009 at 1:30 PM
The right leg on that humpty cake reminds me of once when we were watching ultimate fighting and one guy broke his leg and it bent in half backwards between his knee and his ankle. Shudder.
- April 10, 2009 at 2:26 PM
- ksaldria said...
I actually have #3 in a cupcake book but this representation looks more like a graveyard with little egg-shaped tombstones.
- April 10, 2009 at 2:51 PM
The last cake definitely was stolen from a xenomorph's lair.
- April 10, 2009 at 2:51 PM
- arbed said...
Another second take on the happy/merry easter here.
My first thought on the greenery in the last pic was they were trying to imitate a crown of thorns. You know. The crown of thorns on the eggs that the easter bunny leaves for bad children. - April 10, 2009 at 3:07 PM
- Butterfly Petals said...
My three-year-old is looking over my should while I look at this. She pointed and said "look Mama cake." Then she must be confused because she said "Oh it's beautiful cake for a wedding!" I hope not.
- April 10, 2009 at 3:13 PM
I'm disappointed in you, dear Master CakeWrecker: that last one is obviously a dragon egg. The... plant?... is to symbolize its being found in the wild. No domesticated eggs for our kiddies!
- April 10, 2009 at 3:31 PM
- Rebecca said...
Yeah, I have to agree with the other posters about the "letters W, T and F" line -- that's probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this website! Awesome! :)
- April 10, 2009 at 4:04 PM
The last one has HOLLY LEAVES on it! Maybe the decorator thought the box in the back said "holy" leaves?
- April 10, 2009 at 4:07 PM
The third cake looked like a bunny graveyard, with pastel tombstones and black patches of newly-dug earth.
The "opera singer" bunny's chin reminds me of the episode of South Park where the boys attatch fake testicles to Butters's chin and claim he has "chinballitis." - April 10, 2009 at 4:10 PM
- Tanzie said...
"brought to you by the letters "W", "T" and "F"...classic!!
- April 10, 2009 at 4:32 PM
in defense of a really-cute-but-poorly-executed idea, the burrowing bunnies are from a cupcake decorating cookbook. the picture here looks NOTHING like the picture in the book. this one looks like they frosted the cupcakes with moss.
- April 10, 2009 at 4:58 PM
- Cindy in GA said...
That last one reminds me of another wreck: "Joe Vs. the Volcano."
- April 10, 2009 at 5:09 PM
The last one is absolutely Audrey II.
Please, whatever you do... don't feed the plants. - April 10, 2009 at 5:28 PM
You know what screams Easter? Bleeding donuts! They scream pretty loud, too.
- April 10, 2009 at 5:32 PM
- NYCGirl said...
Re: the third one: Bunnies...or headless pandas?
http://leastlikelytoblog.wordpress.com - April 10, 2009 at 6:09 PM
- falcon said...
I don't think that Humpty Dumpty is going through a "Punk" phase, but rather a "Lunatic" one.
Come to think of it, I saw a woman in the Haight dressed like that once... - April 10, 2009 at 8:27 PM
- Marita said...
Those colour choices on the cakes are just plain scary.
Choice Magazine had an interesting article about additives in cakes here in Australia:
Wonder how many of those additives would be avoided by not using such garish icing. - April 10, 2009 at 8:45 PM
- fuzzandfuzzlet said...
The leaves on the last cake look like Holly leaves with the red berries picked off.
- April 10, 2009 at 9:24 PM
- Queen Of Relationships said...
The last cake totally looks like an "Egg Plant" hahha
- April 10, 2009 at 10:16 PM
The leaves/vines on the last cake look like the creepy vines in the movie "Ruins".
- April 10, 2009 at 10:43 PM
- April 10, 2009 at 11:04 PM
does anyone else think the first one looks like the cross is farting?
- April 10, 2009 at 11:52 PM
- Momma Dana said...
this is the funniest blog I think I've ever seen...i cried so hard laughing...
- April 11, 2009 at 12:17 AM
Cake Wreck 3 (the one with the bunny bums/pandas/holes) is from a book called "Hello, Cupcake!: Irresistebly Playful Creations Anyone Can Make" Howewver, in the naming of the book, they made one mistake: not everyone apparently can make them. I think plastic eggs and chicks are part of the problem.
- April 11, 2009 at 1:09 AM
- Unknown said...
Sheesh...I'm sorry but cookie "cakes" are just wrong. They might (might!) even be worse than cupcake cakes. At least with CCC's you actually get CAKE underneath it all!! Not only are they ugly but for all those calories you don't get any cake! Ugly, identity challenged, non-cake cookies... so VERY wrong...
- April 11, 2009 at 1:22 AM
- Jenn said...
The scary thing was that the punk Humpty Dumpty came in many colors... the pink caught my eye first, but I do remember Yellow and Orange...
I'm just plain tickled pink (haha) that one of my cakes got picked! :) - April 11, 2009 at 1:32 AM
- Charles said...
We don't eat cakes on Easter Sunday. Im a christian that don't like to celebrate easter by having fun.
Reviews - April 11, 2009 at 6:28 AM
- sendingtheclowns said...
"Julianne said...
does anyone else think the first one looks like the cross is farting?"
* * * * * * *
Heh heh...yeah, it does sort of! But in cartoons they usually show "stinky" as ~~~wavy~~~ vertical lines hovering over.
I was thinking that maybe a couple of chickens had tried to dive into a (oh-so-popular) rabbit hole, but didn't quite make it.
Word of the minute: "tarcali."
"I wouldn't dare walk through a tarcali alone these days." - April 11, 2009 at 9:18 AM
- Vickie said...
You, my friend, take humor to a new level. No matter what kind of day I'm having, I can stop in and laugh so hard I hurt. In a world where there is so much sorrow, we need more people like you. The cakes are awful, but you rock!!!
- April 11, 2009 at 9:47 AM
- ellernock said...
Aggh, I missed the easter posts while in Holland!
I'll have to send some posthumous pics of the creepy bunny breads for next year. - April 12, 2009 at 2:09 PM
- momofthree said...
I think the last one is supposed to be Jesus's tomb. It appears to have the palm fronds around it, which are symbolic for Easter.
- April 13, 2009 at 12:23 PM
- Melissa (& Billy) said...
Whoa. 0_o It just got worse and worse the more I scrolled down the page!
- April 13, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Hasn't anyone seen the first "Alien" movie? That last one is definitely an Alien pod just waiting to pop open and suck your face! I wouldn't dare go near it with a knife!
- April 14, 2009 at 3:45 AM
I would make the whippedtopping/humptydumpty cake just for the sheer goofiness that it conveys. At least it's funny looking, but in a cute way.
- April 14, 2009 at 1:14 PM
- Liza said...
"And finally, this Easter Egg is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F"
Thanks, I just spit soda all over my desk and my co-workers are looking at me like I am a lunatic. Note to self: do NOT read Cake Wrecks at work anymore, LOL - April 14, 2009 at 2:48 PM
The third rabbit looks like he has breasts. With a "leaking" issue.
- March 19, 2010 at 2:54 AM
Omg! I love you guys!!!:D I love Love LOVE that you say (exactly) what we are all thinking! Thank you! Love the site! Very VERY clever and HILARIOUS!!!;)
- March 30, 2010 at 11:59 PM
- Sarah said...
I read this blog about a few months ago and I'm listening to NPR and they're interviewing the blogger of "Cake Wrecks"! Needless to say I was very excited and logged on and viewed almost all of the wrecked cake pictures. These pictures are just a huge mass of disaster! Couldn't stop laughing.
Sarah - January 22, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I read it as Merry Easter too. I had to go back and squint at it a bit after reading your post.
CatTrampoline - June 9, 2011 at 3:21 PM
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Blah, And Then Even Worse
34 comments:
- Tim said...
Sounded like quite a finish, bears and all. Thanks for the report, hope you get your mojo back quickly!
- June 26, 2011 at 9:21 PM
- Spud said...
Bad luck Geoff, save it for UTMB.
- June 26, 2011 at 9:37 PM
- Anthony Waller said...
Was following closely from Israel.
Sorry to hear that you had a tough day. In your pre-race interview you said that you had a hard and relatively fast training run a week before the race. Do you think the lack of a (longer) taper could have been part of the reason?
Looking forward to seeing you run strong at UTMB. - June 26, 2011 at 10:47 PM
- Brian said...
Can't win them all. At least now the media created streak-monkey is off your back, even if you didn't think about it much yourself. Take a short rest, get feeling right, then show those European boys how its done at UTMB.
- June 27, 2011 at 1:47 AM
- TonyP said...
Sorry to hear about this, Geoff. Your attitude about it is stellar...you will surely draw from this experience to make yourself a stronger runner going forward. Best of luck at UTMB!
- June 27, 2011 at 2:45 AM
- Nemo Camino said...
Don't worry you will learn from this experience.
Hope you will be all right to run the utmb.
I'd like to say to you that following your running adventures inspire me a lot. - June 27, 2011 at 3:04 AM
- James Brennan said...
Geoff, kudos to you for cheering runners on and hanging out at the finish. When I have a bad day it takes 48 hours to lick my wounds and just to get out of bed at a normal hour. You were at the finish line on the video feed getting peppered with questions and answering people sincerely and cheering on runners. You are an example of what makes ultras awesome, you are 100% Authentic. Next year, Im trying that Alaska camp. James
- June 27, 2011 at 5:11 AM
- Agiofws said...
I just assume it wasn't your good day... Save it for the Utmb GOOD luck you...
- June 27, 2011 at 5:16 AM
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- June 27, 2011 at 5:31 AM
- Thad Sweet said...
I agree with many people Geoff that the attitude you displayed is what makes you a true professional. To be able to cheer on others in the face of your own personal disappointments says much about you as a person. Keep your head up!
- June 27, 2011 at 5:33 AM
- Barry Bliss said...
Yesterday I watched the pre race interviews with you and Killian on youtube, and the difference was obvious.
You basically said that you had not tapered in a way that would enable you to run well, and you hinted that you mentioned being tired---too tired, too close to the race--due to running as if no race was approaching.
Are you going to focus on UTB in a more complete way than you did WS?
I could be wrong, but I believe you are at least as strong of a runner as Killian, but he rested properly and you didn't.
I am just throwing it out there.
Take care.
Barry - June 27, 2011 at 5:35 AM
- Sara Montgomery said...
Sorry it wasn't your day, Geoff. I just watched the video on youtube of Kilian's last mile, and was so impressed to see you there giving him a high-five before he got on the track. The fact he came to a dead stop when he saw you, wow. Great respect shown by both of you, nice to see.
And yeah, unbelievable race by Ellie!!!! The women's race was awesome. - June 27, 2011 at 5:36 AM
- Geoff said...
i may have in fact not tapered enough, but i'm certain there was more going on than that. I only ran 19 miles total in the 5 days before the race. Typically if I run that little in 5 days I at least feel fresh for several hours. saturday i only felt fresh for a few minutes.
but, yeah, you can be certain i will take a much more focused approach to utmb. utmb has been my focus race for this season ever since last year's race was ended. - June 27, 2011 at 6:55 AM
- slowrunner said...
wow mr roes - you are human! just another example of how incredibly generous and down-to-earth you are. run your beautiful trails and regenerate your spirit! you will be back!
big hugs my friend . . . - June 27, 2011 at 7:05 AM
- eric said...
ech, oh well, a bad day. i'm sure you probably wish it didn't happen on such a stage, but the cards have been played. probably smarts more than you're willing to admit to us... even super-human runners who do it for the love of it like to compete ad win. but you'll bounce back, i'm sure... just glad to hear you aren't injured. it's kind of nerve wracking following that sort of race online!
onward! - June 27, 2011 at 7:21 AM
- William said...
Tough day Geoff, but I'm sure UTMB will be a different story. Best of luck in your preparation.
- June 27, 2011 at 7:28 AM
- sado said...
Ultimately this experience will make you stronger. Best of luck, I will be rooting for you at the UTMB.
- June 27, 2011 at 7:42 AM
- Mike Place said...
Seeing you at the finish line congratulating runners and cheering them on was the classiest thing I've witnessed in a long while. The sport is lucky to have you, Geoff. Well done.
- June 27, 2011 at 8:02 AM
- Hone said...
You know your body better than anyone else but I have felt the exact same way that you have described at a few races I have run. I think (in my cases) that I have shown up to the races slightly dehydrated and that has spelled disaster for me from the start.
Also let me know if you ever find out who Cloud is. I might not be the best runner but I can scrap with the best of them. I will personally track him down and (in front of his entire family) beat his ass. - June 27, 2011 at 8:49 AM
- John said...
Sorry to hear that your race didn't go as planned. That being said your attitude towards this is absolutely stellar. Good luck with the prep for UTMB. Rest, recharge the batteries and then get ready for the rematch! I'll be following along with most everybody else I'm sure.
- June 27, 2011 at 10:07 AM
- Barry Bliss said...
I hear you, brother.
Good luck with everything.
Barry - June 27, 2011 at 10:10 AM
- Jay said...
I'm all in with that second paragragh that Hone left!
- June 27, 2011 at 10:47 AM
- alligator said...
I'll be rooting for you when UTMB comes around! Good luck!
- June 27, 2011 at 12:10 PM
- Bill said...
You always hope the days when things just won't fall into place happen on a non-race day but if you run enough of them, your number is bound to come up. Just a nasty bump in the road. Great effort Geoff. I'm betting UTMB will be a different story.
- June 27, 2011 at 12:30 PM
- Thomas Bussiere said...
It is what I love about the 100M distance - You never know if finishing is an option (winning in your case). Use this as fuel and focus on UTMB.
- June 27, 2011 at 12:53 PM
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- June 27, 2011 at 1:55 PM
- George Volpão said...
Buenas Geoff!
I aprecciate a lot your running history. There is "days" and "days". DnF's are part of the sport, you know it, of course. Be sure that, after all of this, here in Brazil the trail running community aprecciate even more your job. And we'll be with you at UTMB, really.
Goog report! Have a nice recovery! - June 27, 2011 at 2:09 PM
- Trevor said...
Geoff, thanks for the recap. We all have bad races...it actually makes you more human to all of us :)
You going to the finish and congratulating Kilian and the other runners was truly powerful....other professional athletes should take notice (i.e. basketball, football, etc).
Best of luck at UTMB. - June 27, 2011 at 2:16 PM
- Tina said...
You truly represent ultra running and excellent sportsmanship! Geoff, you have such a great attitude... great to hear that you went for a post run and did some sorting out, mind clearing. Personally, I don't think your relaxed attitude about WS had anything to do with it (unlike what Cloud said). I've done my very best in lot's of things when I was the most relaxed... some people are just that way. :)
Sounds like you were simply still ran down from the bug you had a week ago.
You and Anton Krupicka are two of the most inspirational runners to me! When I get too technical and start to forget "why I run," I read or watch something about either of you and I'm reminded to get my perspective back.
Continue training by listening to your body and inner self, that is surely the best way.
Recover well, and may you excel at UTMB!! - June 27, 2011 at 2:54 PM
- Nathan Jackson said...
Come back strong for UTMB, Geoff. Everybody has off days. Except for Cloud, whose days are filled only with sunshine, happiness and PRs.
- June 27, 2011 at 3:02 PM
- Andyedwards said...
are Geoff i really feel for you there. sorry to hear about that. you are such an inspiration. you should be proud of your life so far. times like these are what make the good times so good.
- June 27, 2011 at 3:08 PM
- Jon Allen said...
Sorry to hear, Geoff. Sometimes it happens. Good luck at UTMB.
- June 27, 2011 at 5:38 PM
- fabrice said...
Bonjour from Chamonix, sometime it is just not your day and maybe better there than at the UTMB.... The Mt blanc is really looking like the World Championship of the 100 other than Anton not been there everyone will be. I am sure you are going to kick some AHHHH :-)
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- You are asked to connect USB cable between Samsung CLX-8380 and computer cable. Important to notice: Just does it after you read an instruction to do so. Don't do it before you see the instruction.
- Wait awhile until the computer or PC detect the Samsung CLX-8380 printer and continue the process.
- Don't forget to input all the values to the wizard until you finish the installment process.
- The last thing to do is trying the printer. Try to print something to check whether the printer is working or not. If it is not, you can reinstall by following the steps above. Just make sure that you have done all the steps.
How to Check If Printer is Connected to Computer or Not
Before using Samsung CLX-8380 printer, it is a must to make sure that the printer is connected to the computer. The list below is the steps to check whether the printer is connected to the computer or not.
- The first thing to do is restarting all the devices such as your computer or PC, printer, and the router.
- When everything is back to normal, just go to the printer control panel.
- Now start to print the Wireless Network Test report.
- This action triggers printing process and you will get the report in a printing paper. If it is successful, it means your Samsung CLX-8380 printer is connected to the computer.
- You are ready to use Samsung CLX-8380 printer to print various types of files.
How to Check If Printer is Working or Not
It is also important to make sure that your Samsung CLX-8380 printer is working or not before printing something. So, here is the way to see whether your printer is working or not. Printing a test page is one of the solutions.
- Press the power button first to turn on the printer and connect it to the computer.
- Load papers into the Samsung CLX-8380 printer.
- Click Window button and select the Control Panel.
- Continue the process by clicking the View Devices and Printers and right click your printer.
- Find the Select Properties and click it.
- Click the print test page and it is working, the printer will print the page automatically.
There is also a case that it doesn't working because troubleshooting issue. You may check it first by following the steps bellow:
- Try to check it by opening the Samsung CLX-8380 printer and checking the paper jam. Remove it and try to print it again.
- Try to check the ink level because there is a possibility that the printer is running out of ink. You can replace the empty cartridge and install a new one.
- Try to check all the cables and make sure that they are connected properly.
- Try to update the printer's driver. You just need to click the start button and select All Programs.
It can be concluded that the issues are appeared because of the system or the ink. It is important for you to check it first. In fact, Samsung CLX-8380 printer is a great printer which helps you to print documents and photos beautifully. You don't need to worry if you are running out of ink because Samsung CLX-8380 ink / toner cartridge is easy to find along with affordable price. So, if you want to use your new Samsung CLX-8380 printer right away, just make sure to download the compatible Samsung CLX-8380 software.


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