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Monday, September 22, 2014
Mary Burke Can't Be Trusted
Posted by Mary at 9/22/2014 12:00:00 AM
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"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
Posted by Mary at 9/22/2014 12:00:00 AM
Labels: Democrats, Election 2016, Leftists, Mary Burke, Wisconsin
SHARE:"Everything has changed, everything has changed in the last few years. Conservatives used to take it, and we're not taking it anymore."
--ANDREW BREITBART"The only thing [Trump's] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's c--k holster."
"[Ivanka Trump] Your father is a racist birther. Steve Bannon an anti-Semitic opportunist. You and your husband are enabling hatred. F--- your shoes."
"Melania [Trump] is a hooker."
"And my job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt."
"We have to, at the DNC, provide training. We have to teach them how to communicate, how to be sensitive, and how to shut their mouths if they're white.""And to our detractors that insist that this march will never add up to anything: F--- you! F---you!
"Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House."--MADONNA
"Barron Trump looks like a very handsome date-rapist-to-be."
"Barron [Trump] will be this country's first homeschool shooter."
"Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners, and if we kick 'em all out, you'll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts."
"There's a billion to one chance we're living in base reality."
[That means we're almost positively living in a simulation, like a video game.]
"When I would deny that there was a significant racist component in some of the politics on our side, it was because the people I hung out with were certainly not. When suddenly, this rock is turned over, there is this—'Oh shit, did I not see that?'"
"In any other scenario, Hillary Clinton's lying about her emails, and her pay-for-play relationship with the Clinton Foundation would be disqualifying issues. The only reason they're not disqualifying is because Donald Trump is a fundamentally more repellent, dishonest figure."
"I made a mistake in recalling the events of twelve years ago... I said I was traveling in an aircraft that was hit by RPG fire. I was instead in a following aircraft."
"I'm here to tell you if you elect me governor of this state, I will end the civil war."
"I would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012. I might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, had an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done."
"Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now, do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?"
"The death of Andrew Breitbart disproves the adage that only the good die young."
"The National Institute of Health has said that it is a danger to women's health and safety of their families that for 30 years to be exposed to the prospects of pregnancy."
"[Tea Party Republicans] have acted like terrorists."
"Why did- Couldn't the President have said at that moment, way back in December of last year, 'no game playing. No hostage-taking. No terrorizing this country with the debt ceiling. I'm not going to negotiate with you guys. You can't play it that way.' Could he have done that?"
"[T]he tea-party Hobbits could return to Middle Earth having defeated Mordor."
"I remember distinctly an image of--we were sitting on his couches, and I was looking at [Obama's] pant leg and his perfectly creased pant, and I'm thinking, a) he's going to be president and b) he'll be a very good president."
"I feel like calling her back and smackin' her around."
"The picture was of me, and I sent it."
"[I]f you go back to the year 2000, when we had an obvious disaster and - and saw that our voting process needed refinement, and we did that in the America Votes Act and made sure that we could iron out those kinks, now you have the Republicans, who want to literally drag us all the way back to Jim Crow laws and literally - and very transparently - block access to the polls to voters who are more likely to vote Democratic candidates than Republican candidates. And it's nothing short of that blatant."
"This is probably one of the worst times we've seen because the numbers of people elected to Congress. I went through this as co-chair of the arts caucus. In '94 people were elected simply to come here to kill the National Endowment for the Arts. Now they're here to kill women."
"The protesters have proven today that they're not going away. It was a pretty rough night last night. You can imagine if people said, well, we just can't fight the power. Instead, this morning, they came by tens, by hundreds, by thousands. By midday today, it was easily more than 10,000, perhaps as many as 15,000 people on the square here in Madison. Not organized by anyone, just grassroots citizens who came out just like the Minutemen in 1776."
"They're sitting on the money, they're using it for their own -- they're putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with your life, with that money. We've allowed them to take that. That's not theirs, that's a national resource, that's ours. We all have this -- we all benefit from this or we all suffer as a result of not having it. I think we need to go back to taxing these people at the proper rates."
"Why don't we just raise the taxes and let these folks have their collective bargaining, have their union representation and go back to their jobs? Raise the taxes on the wealthy."
"In 1933, [Hitler] abolished unions and that's what our Governor [Scott Walker] is doing today."
--LENA TAYLOR, Democrat State Senator
"So I would urge my Republican colleagues, no matter how strongly they feel -- you know, we have three branches of government. We have a House. We have a Senate. We have a president. And all three of us are going to have to come together and give some, but it is playing with fire to risk the shutting down of the government."
"Well, when you start off with the Preamble of the Constitution, you talk about the pursuit of happiness."
"I'm Rebecca Kleefisch. I performed fellatio on all the talk show hosts in Milwaukee. And they endorsed me and that's how I became lieutenant governor."
"Do you think this Constitution-loving is getting out of hand? I mean, is it a nod to the Tea Party?"
"We can't just leave it up to the parents."
"[Military leaders] tell us that childhood obesity isn't just a public health issue; they tell us that it is not just an economic threat -- it is a national security threat as well."
"Actually, I did not take part in [the assassination of Sarah Palin]. I led it."
"[The repeal of ObamaCare is] a kind of creeping genocide."
"[Obama] has to realize that Mitch McConnell has virtually said so that politically he wants to cut out his heart and throw his liver to the dogs."
"And the instructions are not to improvise a comedy sketch, but to elect a group of unqualified, unstable individuals who will do what they are told, in exchange for money and power, and march this nation as far backward as they can get, backward to Jim Crow, or backward to the breadlines of the '30s, or backward to hanging union organizers, or backward to the trusts and the robber barons.
"Result: the Tea Party. Vote backward, vote Tea Party. And if you are somehow indifferent to what is planned for next Tuesday, it is nothing short of an attempted use of democracy to end this democracy."--KEITH "Reagan's dead and he was a lousy President" OLBERMANN
"I gotta wonder when people are gonna start wearing uniforms. I mean they've got an army out there in Alaska of militia people. You've got these guys going around acting like street thugs. I mean it isn't far from what we saw in the thirties, where all of a sudden, political parties started showing up in uniform."
"[Sharron Angle] is a moron on top of being evil... I'd like to see her do this ad in the South Bronx. Come here, bitch. Come to New York and do it. I'm not praying for her. She's going to hell. She's going to hell, this bitch."
"So people have been hurting and I understand that. And it doesn't give them comfort or solace for me to tell them, you know, but for me, we'd be in a worldwide depression."
"And to play Dick Cheney, all I had to do was find my Dick Cheney. And you can find all the villainy in the world in your own heart, and that's what an actor's job is. I always say to kids, inside you is Hitler and Jesus. And you got to find the appropriate person and bring them out."
"Because I live in the District of Columbia which is so predominantly Democratic, I am a registered Democrat. But I am an avowed neutral. And to put that into practice, I take my young daughter into the voting booth and she votes for me. She's now 14. We've been doing this since she was about age 4. She's now quite informed."
"Sarah Palin's an idiot. Come on. This is a remarkably, stunningly, jaw-droppingly incompetent and mean woman."
"The Democrats may have moved into the center, but the Republicans have moved into a mental institution."
"Perhaps the greatest threat of all is the undermining of our Constitution and the systematic attack against the inalienable rights of the citizens of this nation, rights that are guaranteed by our Constitution. At the vanguard of this insidious attack is the Tea Party. This band of misguided citizens is moving perilously close to achieving villainous ends."
"[Christine O'Donnell is] a witch who doesn't masturbate."
"Ah, the Tea Party, the nativist bed-wetters who somehow control our national dialogue. Yes, I call them the Pee Party, Jay, because they're always peeing in their pants about something. They're just, they're afraid of a mosque being built in New York. They're afraid of guns. You know, they think Obama, who like every other pussy Democrat has never said a single word about gun control, but they are very sure that he and his Negro army are coming after their guns. You know what? If you think that he's coming after your guns, you need to get out of your chat room and have your house tested for lead. He's not coming after your guns or your Bible or your fishing pole or your chewing tobacco."
"That's a trade-off society is making because of very, very high medical costs, and a lack of willingness to say, you know, is spending a million dollars on that last three months of life for that patient, would it be better not to lay off those ten teachers and to make that trade-off in medical costs. But that;s called the 'Death Panel' and you're not supposed to have that discussion."
"NOT the 'whiteman's bitch'"
"[If Rush Limbaugh suffered a heart attack in my presence, I would] laugh loudly like a maniac and watch his eyes bug out. I never knew I had this much hate in me. But he deserves it."
"You want freedom, you going to have to kill some crackers. You going to have to kill some of their babies."
"If this was Texas, which is the state that, that is directly on the border with Mexico, and they were calling for a measure like this, saying that they had a major issue with, you know, with undocumented people flooding their borders, I would say I would have to look twice at this. "But this is a state that is a ways removed from the border. And, um, it just, it doesn't make sense to me that when you google this subject, if you put in 'Arizona S.B. 1070,' that you see a picture of the governor of Arizona meeting with President Obama in May of 2010. If you have direct linkage to the president, there are already National Guard troops on the border in Arizona."
"Tell [the Jews] to get the hell out of Palestine. Remember, these people are occupied and it's their land. It's not German. It's not Poland. [The Jews] can go home. Poland. Germany."
"After the last eight years, it's good to have a president that knows what a library is."
--PAUL McCARTNEY
"By the way, I just want to point out I'm wearing my splash shield because I was told I was going to be in the splash zone (during Harry Smith's colonoscopy on live TV)."
"And that Word is, we have to give voice to what that means in terms of public policy that would be in keeping with the values of the Word."
"Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance or that people could start a business and be entrepreneurial and take risk, but not job loss because of a child with asthma or someone in the family is bipolar—you name it, any condition — is job-locking."
"Back in World War II, we viewed the Japanese as 'yellow, slant-eyed dogs' that believed in different gods. They were out to kill us because our way of living was different. We, in turn, wanted to annihilate them because they were different. Does that sound familiar, by any chance, to what's going on today?"
"The 'White Right' is trying to set Barack up to be assassinated.... Here are Christians praying for God to kill Barack Obama."
"I refuse to accept the notion that the United States of America is not going to lead the world economically throughout the 20th Century."
"Obama's critics keep blasting him for Chicago-style politics. So, fine. Channel your inner Al Capone and go gangsta against your foes. Let 'em know that if they aren't with you, they are against you, and will pay the price."
"Martha Coakley is running to fill the rest of Ted Kennedy's term, and her opponent is a far-right tea-bagger Republican."
"I tell you what, if I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times. I don't know if they'd let me or not, but I'd try to. Yeah, that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. 'Cause that's exactly what they are."
"We also see how revved up the tea baggers are at the thought of hijacking health care reform and every chance we have at making progress in Washington."
"A few years ago, this guy (Obama) would have been getting us coffee."
"I didn't realize I had written a column defending Roman Polanski and minimized his crime - are you sure it was me? I mean, I? There is, apparently, more to this crime than it would seem, and it may sound like a hollow defense, but in Hollywood I am not sure a 13-year-old is really a 13-year-old."
"Joe Wilson yelled 'You lie!' at a president who didn't. But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!"
"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game... During the 7th inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
"I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life."
"We all considered sexual abuse of minors as a moral evil, but had no understanding of its criminal nature."
--REMBERT WEAKLAND, Archbishop of Milwaukee 1977- 2002
"You know, you might want to look into this, [President Obama], because I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight."
"Rush Limbaugh -- 'I hope the country fails.' I hope his kidneys fail."
"[Obama] told me I did a great job. The first lady said the same thing. I got a 'well done' from the president, I'm on cloud nine."
"Americans are looking for more government in their life, not less."
"[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country."
"I wouldn't want [gay marriage] to go to the United States Supreme Court now because that homophobe Antonin Scalia has too many votes on this current court."
"Going forward, my mind will be open to every solution -- except one. We should not -- we must not -- and I will not -- raise taxes."
--JIM DOYLE, Liar
"He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist."
"You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F--- you."
"Should I be worried about being a slave and being returned to slavery?"
"I also believe that America is the greatest sin against God."
"Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are seriously mistaken. Today the reason for the Zionist regime's existence is questioned, and this regime is on its way to annihilation."
"We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."
"Look, [Mitt] Romney comes from a religion founded by a criminal who was anti-American, pro-slavery, and a rapist. And he comes from that lineage and says, 'I respect this religion fully.'"
"Mexico does not end at its borders... Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico."
"The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say, 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that told me it's not a problem.' If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant."
"Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers."
"Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?"
"Shut the f--- up! Shut up if you can't take a joke [about President Bush]!"
"Right, oh, yeah, Happy 9/11! Celebrate the day, right?"
--JAMES BROLIN, Mr. Barbra Streisand
"I think President Bush very well may have signed an authorization for the 9/11 attacks."
--KEVIN BARRETT, UW-MADISON Lecturer
"I said what I said. I am not guilty."
"Terri will not be starved to death. Her nutrition and hydration will be taken away."
"On the eve of the election last month my wife Judith and I were driving home late in the afternoon and turned on the radio for the traffic and weather. What we instantly got was a freak show of political pornography: lies, distortions, and half-truths -- half-truths being perhaps the blackest of all lies. "
"I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for."
"The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy.' They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win."
"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs."
"F---ing retarded."
"[Republicans] can go f--- themselves!"
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
"And let me tell you something -- for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change. And I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction and just not feeling so alone in my frustration and disappointment."
"If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor, makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor."
"If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill."
"[F]or most of my lifetime, the United States was such a dominant economic power, we were such a large market, our industry, our technology, our manufacturing was so significant that we always met the rest of the world economically on our terms. And now, because of the incredible rise of India and China and Brazil and other countries, the United States remains the largest economic and the largest market but there's real competition out there. And that's potentially healthy. It makes -- Michelle was saying earlier I like tough questions because it keeps me on my toes. Well, this will keep America on its toes."
"If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna PUNISH OUR ENEMIES and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder and that's why I think it's so important that people focus on voting on November 2."
"We don't mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but THEY GOTTA SIT IN BACK."
"We can absorb a terrorist attack. We'll do everything we can to prevent it, but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever... we absorbed it and we are stronger."
"We are the ones we've been waiting for."
"We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers so I know whose ass to kick."
"We're not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you're providing a good product or you're providing good service. We don't want people to stop fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow the economy."
"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."
"It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower, and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled into them. And that ends up costing us significantly in terms of both blood and treasure."
"But I -- I think that the most important thing for the public to understand is, we're not handling any of these cases any different than the Bush administration handled them all through 9/11."
"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy CORPSE-MAN Christian [sic] Brossard. And lying on a gurney aboard the USNS Comfort, a woman asked Christopher: 'Where do you come from? What country? After my operation,' she said, 'I will pray for that country.' And in Creole, CORPSE-MAN Brossard responded, 'Etazini.' The United States of America."
"I hear that Dr. Joe Medicine Crow was around, and so I want to give a shout-out to that Congressional Medal of Honor winner. It's good to see you."
"We are God's partners in matters of life and death."
"[T]he Cambridge police acted stupidly."
"I am going to teach [my daughters] first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby."
"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings, and INEFFICIENCIES to our health care system."
"Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."
"In a word, freedom is ever new. It is a challenge held out to each generation, and it must constantly be won over for the cause of good.... [A] democracy without values can lose its very soul."
"When freedom does not have a purpose, when it does not wish to know anything about the rule of law engraved in the hearts of men and women, when it does not listen to the voice of conscience, it turns against humanity and society."
"We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop."
"To promote choice for its own sake is more akin to self-indulgence than self-determination. It is the philosophy of a pre-schooler in a candy shop."
"The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people."
"The house we hope to build is not for my generation but for yours. It is your future that matters. And I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were a statement, not an apology."
"Liberalism is the philosophy of the stupid."
"We are Warriors forever."
"I know how much you're supposed to enjoy every sandwich, you know."


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You might think that listing your house is the only option when you decide it's time to sell. However, more and more people are opting for a direct sale instead of hiring an agent. You have options when selling your New Jersey house. Find out what listing your house is really costing you when selling in New Jersey!
To be blunt, not every house does well on the MLS. Some properties will require major expenditures and dedicated time and effort in order to sell. Some studies have shown, that is costs over $15,000 to sell your house with an agent! Before you choose to hire a New Jersey agent, make sure you understand what it is really costing you to sell your house.
Agent commissions are typically around 6% of the final sale price. Sometimes this fee is worth it, but remember, this amount will be taken from your final sale price at the closing table. Just like that, you'll be down a few thousand dollars.
Administrative Costs
Many times, you will be faced with administrative costs such as reimbursements for things like flyers, listing fees, and open house catering. Every agent is different. Before you sign a listing agreement, make sure you are aware of all it covers. Agents should hold up to their end of the deal as well.
It's typically recommended that you have your [market_ city] house professionally cleaned before putting it on the market. If you are not replacing the carpets, you will want those professionally cleaned as well. You will need to keep up with the cleaning while the home is listed. There are often last minute showings and people looking to drop in to see the house.
Staging & Storage
Hopefully, many people will be coming to see the house. Usually, this can be arranged with your agent to occur when you are at work or away from the home during the day. With so many people in and out of the house, many sellers will opt to get a head start on packing by boxing up their personal items and putting them in storage until the house sells. By keeping only your necessities at the house, it won't ever appear messy or cluttered. You can also opt to have a professional come in and stage the house.
Repairs And Upgrades
Depending on the condition of the house, these expenses could be small or end up setting you back thousands. As any homeowner knows, sometimes when you find one thing that needs repairing, it can lead to 10 more. And once your potential buyer has they home inspection done, they will likely want to negotiate repairs with you as well. You are under no obligation to make all of the repairs, however, if you want to sell the house, you might want to consider some negotiation.
If your house is way out of date compared to other properties on the market, you will want to refresh some things to make it current. You can have a big impact with small improvements such as new flooring, painting, and fixtures. As with the repairs, these costs can snowball too. There might be a few trips to home depot in your future!
Before listing, you might consider reseeding the lawn, planting some flowers along the driveway, or having your trees professionally trimmed. All of this adds to the curb appeal and overall appearance of the house. You'll need to keep up with it while it is listed by regularly mowing, weeding and sweeping. Depending on your neighborhood and available time, you might hire a professional landscaping company to keep things in order each while the house is on the market.
Monthly Responsibilities
Like it or not, every day that you continue owning the property, it is costing you money. This is why flippers aim to sell as quickly as possible, they don't want to hold on to the property longer than you have to. You will have to pay monthly utilities, taxes, insurance, likely a mortgage and costs for monthly maintenance. When you think of all the little things your house needs over time, the bills can add up pretty quick.
As you can see, the costs to sell a New Jersey house using an agent can add up quickly. Some properties will cost more than other to prepare for the MLS. In order to save time and money, you can choose to sell your New Jersey house to Infinia Realty. We will not require any repairs nor charge you any commissions. Before you call an agent, find out what we can do for you!

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Showoff crashes brand new Dodge Viper
Slut turns down dick because it STINKS!
Weight throw fail
Slut shoves a 3ft dildo up her shitpipe and slowly pushes it out.
Asshole family blow up their dog with fireworks!
Pornstar quits her job during gangbang scene.
Bad trip on salvia.
Rally car nearly lands on spectator.
Upskirt at the bus station.
Short distance running collision
Sicko gets caught jerking while driving his car on the highway. WTF!
Drunk girl gets destroyed by 2 assholes.
Dude crushed by car in garage.
What to do if you don't have a brancard at hand.
Bigger is always better. The size of this dick wil make you cry out of jealousy.
Kinky couple have wild sex on trampoline outdoors.
Hot bikini babe kicks unsuspected reporter in the nuts.
Actor's hand gets blown off by grenade on the set.
Mother interrupts daughter while sucking dick on webcam.
Holy shit! I've never seen a girl get her ass fucked like this. Fucking awesome.
Forklift accident brings down whole warehouse.
Drunk dude stuffs beer bottle up drunk partygirl's ass.
Fatty falls through ice. No one wants to help him get out.
College girl arrested for sucking dick in public!
Tarzan doll fail.
Tropical babe with the biggest tits you've ever seen
Bitch breaks dick out of revenge
Army tank vs. sissy car.
Dancing dude gets nearly struck by lightning.
Martini bottle inserted in pussy.
Stranded whale explodes a huge load of sperm over crowd.
Teen's poker night ends up in a scandalous orgy.
Farting and shitting yak spoils live news report.
Outdoor blowjob and facial in the snow.
Unconscious dude gets humped by dog.
Slut sucks dick clean straight from another slut's asshole.
Bum has a half head. WTF!
Overdeveloped teen flashing enormous funbags on webcam
Woman fails hilariously at parallel parking.
Hottie recieves a massive facial!
She sucks dick good!
Young busty latina gets covered in cum
Sicko Pierces his balls like a voodoo doll!
Sliding girl falls hard on her head
Skater eats tarmac.
How to park you car inside a shopping mall.
Glory hole blooper
Modern warfare 2 freakout.
European teen sucks dick on a train
Adorable teen gets her pussy plowed deeply
Rope swing fail
Hot college girl on webcam.
Wedding day destroyed by pole dancer.
Carmen Electra leaked sextape!
Chearleader brutally hit in the face by soccerball.
Girl owned by boomerang.
World's fattest slip n slide.
Car gets stuck on train track.
Overdeveloped teen playing with her enormous funbags on webcam.
oops, wrong hole...
Dog plays Tony Hawk Wii game on skateboard.
I love your tongue piercing on my dick, girl!
Insane bitch smashes her boyfriend's xbox
Hottie fucks a total stranger in public
Black dude turns into a retard in 1 brutal punch.
She sounds like Donald Duck.
Pumpkin explodes in kid's face during thanksgiving celebration.
Sexy ebony gets destroyed by big white cock.
Little boy knocked out by massive tits.
2 Hot sluts get their asses and pussies fucked by 1 lucky cock.
Real Russian locker room spycam.
Forklift stunt gone wrong.
Skater show how to destroy your nuts.
Sluts make fun of a small dick.
Whitney Houston mistakes music award for penis.
Drunk college chick have wild lesbian sex in the middle of a party. WOW!
Teen amateur gets fucked in her ass. It hurts, but luckily it only lasts for 25 seconds.
Dumb girl owned by mirror
Super tight teen pussy plowed deeply
Moron is lip syncing with the mic upside down during television show.
Bitch gets her face blasted by a massive cumshot.
Have you ever seen a whale exercise?
The first time always hurts a bit.
Cop passed out drunk in his vehicle.
Big booty bitch makes chair collapse in sexy dance attempt. LOL!
Gigantic white ass gets plowed by skinny black guy.
Muslima sucking dick for some extra household money
Bridesmaid wipes out in attempt to catch the bouquet
Hillarious prank on pizza delivery guy.
Bad tasting cumshot makes girl puke.
Reveal of new Ford Fiesta fail
Too much cock for pornstar to handle
2 delicious asses and 1 jizzing cock. WOW! what a lucky bastard!
Dogs have 3sums too
MOM has some magical titties.
Dog catches a huge fish
Horse farts in dude's face during interview.
MILF never had a negro cock this big before.
Big ass slut banged by monstercock.
Great christmas prank to pull off this year.
Too many cocks for poor girl
Smart dog has a brilliant solution to prevent cold feet.
They both wish you a merry christmas!
Skater falls through roof of utility house.
Dumb sledding stunt results in beautiful faceplant.
POV flexible hottie fucked hard on amateur sextape.
How football players get motivated by their coach
This cat comes from another planet.
Lucky bastard has an insane 3sum with stunning babes!
Bystander throws bicycle to thieves on scooter.
Lesbian teens having a foursome.
This bitch got some issues!
Maniac nails lady's tits to a wooden board.
Pussy cushion.
Stupid kid electrocutes his nipple.
Giant ship crashes in haven.
Filling her eyes with jizz.
Annoying green men piss off ice hockey player.
Drugged wife facialized in her sleep
Horse throws 4 kids off his back.
Tough guy punched through television screen.
Tight virgin asshole destroyed by a monstrous black cock.
Nerd freaks out over losing game
Did she say "nigger"?!
Cop slammed by tree
New: The PENIS LOCK!
329 lbs deadlift pass out
Fast bastard recieves a blowjob while taking a crap.
Angry customer trashes McDonalds restaurant.
What you're mom does when you're at school.
Walrus pleasures himself. LOL!
Bungee jump prank. Haha, you thought you were gonna die!
Tiny ass destroyed by 'THE MONSTER'!
Epic karate kick fail
Idiot owned by seesaw.
Wrong hole porn blooper.
Little girl tossed in the air by merry go round.
Dashcam records overtaking car starting to slide on icy road.
Kid owned by a giant snowball.
Sweet bitchslap on live tv.
Fat bitch fucked at pig farm.
Cute girl owned by trampoline
Sexy kitty on webcam.
Winebox in microwave explosion.
Frontflip off rooftop goes not according plan.
Giant billboard gets hacked with porn.
Best stairdown EVER
Giant spider attacks brave dad!
Redneck mating ritual. She actually got pregnant from that wierd dance.
Predictable bicycle faceplant.
My girlfriend sucked my cock while driving on the highway.
Captain crashes boat to shore and is sent flying.
Russian teacher sharked by pupil
Nasty bitch gets fisted while being on her period.
Truck crashes into pedestrian bridge, killing a few.
Double amputee boner fail. OMG!
Ultra lazy window washer.
Insane sledging behind a train.
Deserted tropical Islands make girls horny.
Writing a letter on Salvia.
Cinnemon (swapped by cayenne pepper) eating challenge prank on 2 hot babes.
Dude nearly sucks dick in a gangbang accident. NOOOOOOO!
Perhaps the most delicious set of tits you've ever seen.
Buttered shower floor prank results in massive faceplant.
Turkish hottie filmed fucking with cellphone camera
Toy car vs pocketbike results in beautiful collision.
Psychopath slams his cock with a hammer.
3rd World dentist.
You won't believe what this dude can do with a parashute...
Painful bottle in ass insertion.
Arab slut caught cheating in building hallway.
Hammer tossing fail. Gravity is a bitch!
Black girl recieves a monstrous facial from an endless source of cum
The ultimate burnout fail
Schoolgirl gets her ass plugged
Grampa has a sick balloon popping hobby
Insane truckdriver crosses heavy flooded streets
Dumb grannies get stuck in a traffic jam too.
Prostitute is disapointed in sex with customer.
Bubblebutt Ebony girlfriend gets assfucked by white cock
Reindeer rapes lady.
Double redneck faceplant.
Metal up that pussy!
Backflip from table FAIL!
Taste my pee! It's delicious
Girl is very happy with her new Nokia.
Tiny guy fucking gigantic fat bitch!
Girl eats dirt in failed greek jump.
2 Cocks, 1 asshole.
Too much torture for hottie.
Upright walking 3 legged bear.
Downhill rollerblade stunt results in brutal faceplant.
Extreme bellydancing.
Overdeveloped teen riding dick on amateur sextape
Pussy sneeze...
The lamest burnout you've ever seen!
Never slap a black ho in the face!
Dude slaps himself with his dislocated arms!
Crackhead escapes death by bus.
Scare hair porn you wish you never saw.
Carbide indoor experiment ends in brutal explosion.
Sucking dick makes slut burb.
This type of arm wrestling is for real men!
Oil change fail.
Nasty slut squirts beer from her asshole on everybody in the room.
Big funbags tittyjob.
Office dude walks into glass wall.
Slut is hungry for a big cock
Kid destroys nuts on pole.
Frustrated guard destroys computer.
Awesome new cock milking position.
Vagina flashing prank in public chatroom.
Lesbian pussy eating orgy. WOW!
Failed suicide jump from tiny building. The dude probably broke an ankle.
Fat American webcam granny tries to invite anyone to her private online show.
Jump through door window fail
Dude, your cum tastes like shit.
Bikini girl faceplant.
Chimp pissing in own mouth.
Fat girl clapping without hands.
Man waxing his Ferrari
Tiny Asian chick playing with a huge cock.
Skank forgot to wipe her ass before joining orgy.
Moron steering his car with a wrench.
Greedy MOM wants them all.
Too much BHPs
Girl on bicycle fail.
Bubble butt bouncing on huge white cock
Anal waterpipe weed smoking experiment. One very sick way to get stoned...
How not to hoist a crashed car.
Sick things happened at this wild college party.
Super soaker pussy makes a big mess.
Fat black bitch with gelatine tits plowed by long dong.
Nasty tasting cumload makes Asian hooker puke.
Truck is unable to pass borderline
6 Beers in 10 seconds
Perfect titted teen.
Drunk moron vs fence.
Incredible hot teen flashing amazing body on webcam video.
"Call my parents"
Snail lives inside pussy.
Skinny girl takes a long dong
Sicko hammering nails into his cock!
Jumping over table results in simultaneous faceplant.
U.S. Marine owned by mini fridge.
The biggest ass in the world!
Free punch hurts more than expected.
Nipples as big as pizzas
Tortoise bite dog's testicles. WTF!
Grandpa + skateboard + halfpipe = FAIL!
Teen girlfriend wanking boyfriend's cock.
Fatty recieves brutal kick in the balls from dude jumping from swingset.
Little slut tames big cock.
The best natural tits I've ever seen. WOW!
Mother cracks spine in pool jump fail
Fantastic showboating WIN.
Dad owned by swingset at playground
Super soaker cunt!
Blindfolded girlfriend sucking dick like a mongol.
How to fix a broken bus door...
PIMP: Saudi billionaire throws an endless amount of money on strippers.
Hottest EMO chick making an awesome sextape.
Spider kid goes boom
Busty babe gets pounded at nudist beach.
Best cry ever recorded.
Gorgeous blonde tittyfucked and facefucked
Coffee cup explode on webcam chick.
2 Women try to park in the same spot.
Anorexic couple having sex.
Girl answers boyfriends phonecall while she sucks another guys cock.
Acrobatic girl gets fucked in the most bizarre positions.
Wasted hipsters fuck in backseat of cab, while the driver is talking to them! :-O
Guy pukes on girl's breasts & makes her vomit too.
Lesbo busted cheating on her girlfriend by cum dripping out of her pussy.
Girls laugh at guys tiny penis.
Douchebag snaps and beats the shit out of his girlfriend.
Little asian girl tries kongfu fighting... ON GUYS BALLS!
The Pump-N-Dump! German chick angry because dude takes a dump while she was sucking him off.
Tiny man fucking gigantic bitch
Holy fuck! This girl has grown some tits in the last year.
Cheap slut tries to swallow 50 cumshots.
Girl gets fucked while she's being drowned. Now this is one seriously fucked up fetish!
POV amateur anal
Dolphin smells between girl's legs.
Amateur sucks dick as big as a baby's arm.
Drunk chicks fall overboard
Inflatable nutsack. WTF!
Busty Asian amateur tittyfucked
Drunk bitch gives herself a golden shower.
Russian bastard assault 2 drunk chicks on a train.
A cumshot surprise that nearly costs her an eye.
Amazing tablecloth pulling stunt. The guy is my hero!
Deer attacks fat guy
Flexible amateur fucked in crazy positions.
Ghetto bitch blowjob
Kid slips in front of an uncoming train.
Brutal merry go round accident.
If your GF offers you the 'Hoover Special'... Just say NO!
Drift fail
Short celebration for rally winner.
Extremely big cumload in the face of a 4-eyed nerdy girl.
Gimme back my wedding ring!
Amazing armless snooker player.
Slut dies in penis attack
Brave dude pisses off the Russian police
Look of terror in monstercock deep throat.
Bukkake is on her menu
Pouring gas in a flame gone wrong
Girl shoves cock deep down her throat
Black monster ripps white pussy to shreds!
Ozzy Osbourne scaring the crap out of fans.
Ghost haunts 11yo boy.
Ever wondered what santa claus is up to during spring?
For some extra money she will fuck disabled men too...
Little girl owned by dog.
Teen humiliated and thrown in the trash.
Mother of the years takes her baby to a streetfight.
Teens caught fucking in school's toilet
Suprise paintball nutshot. hey what are friends for?!
Shotgun recoil takes out skinhead's teeth.
Anal webcam show FAIL.
Bachelorette recieves unwanted facial from stripper.
Fisting brought to a whole new level with the help of a drill.
Idiot causes his van to sink in very dumb stunt.
Definitely the smallest penis in the world.
Farting is his talent...
Overly excited nerd gets laid too.
The career ender if you are a porn actor.
How NOT to demolish a building...
Punching bag fail.
Stupid stunt at playground results in headache.
College girl dormroom sextape.
College hottie gets her tight pussy totally destroyed
Cool owl can transform in 3 modes.
Psycho bitch sets herself and ex-boyfriend on fire!
Rope swing fails twice as painful.
Fat biatch gets her bellybutton and armpits fucked!
Parasite worm pops out of ass during webcam performance.
Idiot breaks beer bottle on his girlfriend's head!
Sexy slut tries out new toys together with her friends.
Pornstar breaks his cock! Oh my gawd, NO!
Grampa wheelie fail
Awesome double blowjob by 2 sluts!
Fireworks rocket launched from mouth results in burned face.
Boobjob overkill
Fitness can be fainful for some...
Hot college girl gives an amazing blowjob.
Beachbabe doesn't feel ashamed to touch herself on nudist beach.
Lucky dude gets his cock spoiled by 2 hot teens
Rap battle fail
Drunk collegebabes violate their only male roommate. lucky him!
Ebony chick pleasured by big white dick.
Extreme limbo dancing WIN!
Drunk moron wipes out in his own piss
3 of the slutiest teens ever sharing 1 very lucky cock.
Sleeping girl gives boyfriend a handjob without knowing.
Roof walking FAIL
Awesome college orgy after class.
Cockpit view of an intense race car crash.
Drunk granny flashes pussy in front of local boys.
Girlfriend sucking boyfriend's cock in the bathroom.
German soccer fan falls from convertible during celebration.
Latina needs both hands to tame this black monster
Dolphin accidentally jumps out of basin.
How to annoy you sleeping grampa.
Dude shares his drunk girlfriend with his best friend.
Lucky guy has his cock shared by 2 hot babes!
Teen takes huge cumshot in the face outdoors.
Airhorn wakeup prank makes fat kid cry
She hates rimjobs...
The amateur queen of deepthroating.
Unmannered goat spits reporter in the face.
Turtle with skateboard modification is a lot faster.
Nasty stripper PWNS her audience.
File cabinet dominos
French girlfriend loves anal sex!
Audi R8 made from paper
Dude gets puked in the face!
Look MOM, no hands!
Proof that girls eat their boogers too.
Overdeveloped teen on webcam!
Fat kid on bicycle goes down stairs head first.
Busty ebony banged by massive white cock!
Bulldozer on frozen lake cracks through ice.
Pilot pretends to faint!
1st Time pornstar erection fail.
Insane waterslide jump!
God has sended him 2 bi-sexual roommates.
Clumse reporter ruins ice sculpture
I'm gonna cum in your sweet face now!
I cheated on my girlfriend with her hottest friend!
The best amateur sex on a boat you've ever seen
Chick gets an orgasm during bungee ball ride.
Suicidal parkour jump at kids playground.
Teenie giving her 1st handjob.
Trying out her new moped FAIL!
Teen hottie takes nerdy boy's virginity!
Idiot lets lizzard bite his tongue!
Ass pissing (diarrea) in a bath tub.
I always go to this nudist beach because of all the kinky babes. WOW!
Russian loser breaks glass bottle with his head.
blowjob in the park makes her BARF!
Big titted hottie teasing my cock!
Wife disgusts messy facial cumshot. LOL!
Cute girl turns demonic on chatroulette.
College dude lucks out with his 2 hot roommates!
Huge dong up her tight virgin asshole makes her scream!
Kinky sex at the playground.
Kinky chick sucking midget's balls.
My girlfriend loves my cum on her face. Lucky me!
Dude trying to elbow a table smashes his face.
Milf gets her armpits fucked by 2 dudes.
Schoolgirl sucks dick in school's parkinlot.
Kid pulls off an amazing sandrail wheelie.
Unicycle self castration.
MILF uses her huge utters to work a lucky cock.
Hillarious burnout fail.
Acrobat wannabe fail.
Fairground Attraction FAIL
Shake it baby!
Awesome blowjob makes guy cum in her mouth TWICE!
Hot chick gets her ass whipped with a weed whacker.
Pink falls off stage
Sweet plastic wrap stunt on wife
Amateur face fucking
College initiation gone way too far.
Nerdy girls love facials too...
Making a goal with his penis. The guy is my hero!
Striptease makes dude cum in his pants.
mountainbike ramp stunt fail.
Young cute gives a perfect blowjob
The biggest glass dildo ever inserted into a cunt.
Her tight ass was begging for my big cock!
Biker collide brutally in drag race. WTF!
Dorm room wall flip gone bad.
We hacked this cute blonde's webcam.
Slut dancing on office chair gets owned!
Drinking milk till they must puke. +o(
Legendary self inflicted ball buster.
Amateur dealing with a big messy facial.
Dildo war. That's pretty gay!
Drunk chicks go mad on cock after a boozed night!
Police woman owned while riding motorcycle indoors.
Truck driver gets launched out of cabin.
Very painful tail whip fail.
Cute brunette gets totally destroyed by 2 massive cocks!
Impressive 'hole 2 hole'
Prank sleeping dad with powder thrown in the face.
Wicked scooter stunts done by Indian guy.
Kinky babe gives massive cock a good suck.
Losing bet = dick slap in the face!
Pull that thong!
Human tower collapses.
Orgasm at 15,000 ft.
Totally drunk chick caught on public restroom security cam.
DIY castration.
Catwalk model falls through hole in stage.
awesome position: dude cums on her tits while she sucks his balls!
How they tune cars in Russia.
Escaped chimp smashes windscreen of police car.
Incredibly lucky college boy fucks 2 stunning classmates.
Catwalk model falls through hole in the runway
The donkey dick.
Slim ebony chick destroyed by huge white cock.
Catwalk model fall through hole in the runway.
Monstrous cock doesn't have mercy for tight little asshole.
Me & my buddy destroyed the girl next door.
Grenade backfire punch in the stomach
Race car goes too fast for screaming whimp!
Drunk moron snaps back on table.
Kinky sex on railway track.
Cute teen nailed by creepy old guy.
Drunk college girl banged by 2 frat boys.
Razor scooter ramp stunt ends bad.
Wicked driving skills with excavator.
Amazing 180 degree endo on motorcycle.
Cellphone video: Drunk teen banged on toilet during party.
fat guy rope swing fail
Ultra hot pizza prank on girlfriend.
Rascist chick get blindfolded and tricked into sucking black cock!
Watermelon shot off head with sniper rifle.
Filthy bitch pukes on herself while I cum on her face.
Horny horse makes a big scene throwing off girl.
Girl crying over own squirt into her face.
Today is my lucky day!
Dancing girl chrashes through glass table
Chicken fucks chick!
Crazy party chicks go with us to our hotel room so we could have one big orgy.
I've never seen a teen so hungry for a cock!
Slut gets stuck in a tuble dryer
Epic hurdle race.
Unexpected creampie in the asshole.
Van loses wheel on the highway.
What's that on the backseat of that car?
Big titted MILF finally has her big black dream come true.
Woman's epic parking fail.
Innocent card game turns into wild orgy!
It doesn't get any faster than this Ferrari roller coaster.
Strippers from hell will destroy any future wife for life.
Car loses wheels in epic drifting fail.
Homemade glory hole made from cardboard box.
Having a bad day?
Monkey exposes ass during interview!
Big titted slut squeezes cock in between her gigantic funbags.
Lucky bastard fucks 2 stunning blonde babes.
Play punch on wife gone wrong.
Naughty teen and her new toy.
Semi truck crashes brutally into line of cars waiting for toll booth.
Drunk chicks go wild on stripper during party.
Prepare to get your face freezed, girl!
Chick nailed in the face by gun recoil.
Sleeping on the bus will cause a headache
Drunk guy pole dancing fail.
Naughty teens having lesbian orgy on webcam.
Security officer falls down stairs on a bike. A well deserved faceplant! :-P
Girlfriend goes wild on boyfriend's huge dong.
Lizzard takes revenge on sadistic kid.
Midget nympho craving big cock.
Fence jump faceplant.
I found this amazing sextape of my ex-girlfriend.
Kinky blonde deep throats on boyfriend's cock.
Salsa dance dog!
Weightlifting gone very wrong!
Girl knocked out cold in play fight fail.
Teen BBF sharing a lucky cock!
Huge orgy in a club's VIP room.
Young cutie struggling with meatie cock.
Girl on bicycle + ramp = FAIL!
Little red riding hood brutally fucked by big bad wolf!
Tree cutting ladder accident
Couple makes awesome sextape in the bathroom.
Horrific skull bounce leaves skater retarded!
Big tittyfucking in the backyard.
Dubstep parrot has got some awesome moves!
MILF takes huge load of sperm in the face
Rally car getw wrapped around a tree.
Annoying street performer attacked by pissed of dude.
Public wanker cums in girl's hair in a subway train.
Dancing chick faceplants hard during live TV show.
Mother drops girl on the train track seconds before a train comes.
Young hottie gets her tight virgin asshole stretched.
How not to remove a wheel clamp...
This is the first time I feel really sorry for a blowup sex doll!
Bag bondage. Sick fetish almost leaves hot girl dead.
Fucking all kinds of sex dolls.
Girl RAPED by alien tentacles. Caution: This is fucked up shit!
Arabs showing some insane driving skills.
Kinky youngsters fucking in the hood of a police car.
BMX chick thinks she can fly.
Teen showing her amazing gigantic hooters on webcam.
Taking the stairs with a crappy car is cool!
POV: Girlfriend fucked and filled up!
My girlfriend got me the best birtday present EVER!
First time anal is quite painful for young college girl.
Male stripper has the time of his life in a room full of cock-hungry chicks.
Girl can't stop laughing while grampa tries to fuck her.
Kitesurfer gets brutally slammed into rocks.
Pink dildo machine stretches slut's asshole.
A 3sum any straight guy would kill for!
Hooker blows nigga with erection trouble
The hottest amateur 3sum EVER!
Dude got his face stung by hornets.
Tied up slut gets totally destroyed in hardcore gangbang!
Big black cock stretches her pussy beyond repair.
Drunk man eats napkin.
Slut gets all her holes plugged in brutal gangbang.
Milf takes monstercock deep down her throat.
2 Sluts sharing a big cock.
Justin Bieber shot and killed!
Hot girl inserts a big chunk of SHIT in her pussy.
Girl next door sucking dick and recieving facial.
Militairy air drop fail.
Lucky bastard nailing 2 hot slut in hotel bathroom.
3 Teens swapping 1 cock from mouth to mouth.
Perfect 10 hottie banged by ugly guy!
Alligator bites trainer's hand
Unbelievably flexible hottie gives an amazing blowjob!
Big tits require a big cock!
Young Arab chick fucked by dirty uncle.
The most moronic fork-lift handler you've ever seen.
2 Hotties going down on lucky guy.
The small, the big & the huge. This must be the weirdest 3sum ever!
There is nothing like an afterschool blowjob.
Extremely deep anal fisting. Skank fists other skank's ass so deep she can tickle her tonsils!
Nettle pussy torture.
MILF gets swarmed by wanking zombies at nude beach.
Her body is NO temple...
Facial makes her cry
Too thick for slut's asshole.
Striptease girl gets SET ON FIRE.
Circumcision the African way.
Public sex fantasy of young couple spoiled by wanking grandpa
Orgasm sounds like a formula 1 race car.
Pornstars on a diet...
Her twat smells extra fishy today!
Snapping rubber band pussy torture
Gigantic pussy lips. Kebab anyone???
The "pussy whipping" lapdance.
Chick laughs at small penis during handjob.
Deep throat fail
Big giant swolen pussylips squirting
Playin with piss & needles...
Fucking the shit out of her... LITERALLY!
Double penetration FAIL.
Mom and daughter suffer anorexia.
Pornstar totally loses it after bitchslap.
Fat old pig fucks tight 18 year old pussy.
Tiny black guy fucks huge fat white woman.
Sluts make fun of poor guy's small penis.
Poor girl fucked extremely rough by some frustrated psychopath.
Most pathetic sex position ever!
High heel cock torture gone horribly wrong!
Happy horse sex!
How to piss of a pornstar...
First time fuck for teen boy during rock concert.
The monster gape!
Ass to ass!
Fat ass bitch crushing skinny boyfriend
The last thing you'd ever do to your penis!
Nasty hairy cunt gets licked by pervert
Public wanker cums over sunbathing chick on nudist beach.
The nut cracker.
Rimjob fail.
MOM & daughter porn gone bad!
Chick masturbating while driving 60 MPH!
Muscular bitch gives blowjob to tiny man
Bitches laughing at fat guys tiny penis!
Porn actress passes out after taking GHB.
Cameraman gives cheap ugly whores the worst insults ever!
Girl on the phone with customer service while she's getting fucked.
32yo virgin gets his 1st blowjob!
Her asshole has pussy lips! WTF!
Public wanker surprises girl on nudist beach
Hotel cleaning maid loves to watch guy wank and cum.
The cunt trumpet
Bitch beats up guy over cumshot
Fake cumshot fail!
Stuffing the turkey.
Cock too big for any woman.
Rafael Nadal gets a blowjob from ball girls in public!
Virgin ass starts to bleed!
Chick forced to swallow LIVE WORMS till she must puke.
Anal lovin' skank slips fart like a bassline.
Dude with biggest balls ever gets a blowjob.
Filthy bitch pees in department store.
Teenagers busted having sex in schools toilet.
Bitch pulls nasty prank on her friend in supermarket.
Saturday 9th January 2021 12:33 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: sexy videos | Rated: sfw
Young girl showing her tiny pussy. Wow she must feel tight!
Thursday 7th January 2021 12:13 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: pictures | Rated: sfw
Driving the car with her big natural airbags out. Wow!
Thursday 7th January 2021 12:12 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: sexy videos | Rated: sfw
Girl showing off busts her pussy.
Wednesday 2nd December 2020 23:22 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: funny videos | Rated: sfw
Friendzoned to the max... LOL!
Monday 19th October 2020 19:33 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: funny videos | Rated: sfw
Nothing to do with porn, just an awesome techno liveset by SHAWNECY, a talented dj residing in the small island Ibiza. Ps. Tomorrow we bring you new nasty videos again!
Tuesday 25th August 2020 22:56 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: cool videos | Rated: sfw
Girl shows perfect control of pussy lips when lifting weights.
Friday 31st July 2020 17:17 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: funny videos | Rated: sfw
Racist couple wearing shocking mouth mask at Walmart.
Friday 31st July 2020 17:17 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: shocking videos | Rated: sfw
Karma hits show-off instantly.
Thursday 9th July 2020 13:32 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: funny videos | Rated: sfw
Sadistic bike girl runs over drunk guys face multiple times. Wow that looked dangerous running over his neck like that.
Wednesday 24th June 2020 20:35 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: shocking videos | Rated: sfw
Masochistic bike girl runs over drunk guys face multiple times. WTF?!
Wednesday 24th June 2020 20:34 | Posted by Pauluzzz Category: shocking videos | Rated: sfw
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Sizzling Rice with Shrimp in Chili-Garlic and Tomato Sauce - Outdoor Wednesday
When you look outside and see a scene like this, it's time to head into the kitchen to make this specialty that hails from Shanghai. It comes with a story of its own. I can't vouch for its veracity, but I do love its moral. As told to me, the cook of a wealthy merchant was dragged from bed one night to prepare a meal for his drunken master. The cook, enraged by the indignity, stirred fiercely hot chili sauce into leftovers, and then to make his revenge complete, scraped the rice crust from the bottom of an unwashed rice pot into hot oil. The sizzle made when the sauce hit the rice and its sweet-spicy taste so delighted the merchant, that he declared the dish a masterpiece and richly rewarded the cook.
This is a bit of a bother to make. If you live outside a major city chances are you'll have to make your own rice cakes. Its not hard to do, but it does require time. A true rice cake is the crust that forms at the bottom of a rice pot or cooker. It is scraped from the bottom and then refrigerated until it can be used for other purposes. When deep fried, the cakes are called sizzling rice because they sizzle on contact with other hot liquids. Until a few months ago, I was able to buy the cakes at my Asian markets. I no longer have that option, so I had to learn how to make them. Here's the first of today's recipes. You will need the rice cakes to proceed with the Shrimp in Chili-Garlic and Tomato Sauce.
Sizzling Rice
1-3/4 cups medium grain white or sushi rice
2-1/2 cups water
1) Place rice and water into a medium saucepan with a heavy bottom. Cover pan and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to lowest possible setting. Cook, covered, for 12 minutes. Remove from heat. Do not remove cover. Let sit for 10 minutes.
2) Meanwhile, preheat oven to 200 degrees F. Lightly spray a 9x 13-inch baking pan with oil or non-stick cooking spray. Set aside.
3) Spread rice over bottom of prepared pan. Pat down as best you can. Place pan in the oven and leave to dry overnight. Remove from oven. Let cool. Break into to 2 to 4-inch pieces. Your rice squares will bare no resemblance to their commercial counterparts. Not to worry! Set aside if using immediately or store in an airtight container. Yield: about 12 pieces.
Sizzling Rice with Shrimp in Chili-Garlic and Tomato Sauce
2 tablespoons vegetable oil + oil for deep frying
2 teaspoons dark toasted sesame oil
1/2 cup finely chopped yellow onion
1 (8-oz.) can sliced water chestnuts, drained and rinsed in cold water
1/4 cup red bell pepper, cut in 1/4-inch dice
1-1/2 tablespoons peeled and finely julienned fresh ginger
1 pinch red pepper flakes
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 pound shrimp, peeled and deveined
1 cup frozen peas and diced carrots, thawed
1/3 cup tomato ketchup
2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 tablespoon cider vinegar
2 teaspoons garlic-chili sauce
1 to 2 teaspoons sugar
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1 cup chicken or fish stock
Salt and pepper to taste
Garnish: 2 tablespoons sliced green onion tops
1) Preheat a deep-fryer to 375 degrees F.
2) Heat a wok or high-sided frying pan over high heat. Add vegetable and sesame oil. When it shimmers, add onion, water chestnuts, bell pepper, ginger, pepper flakes and garlic. Stir-fry until crisp tender, about 1-1/2 minutes. Remove vegetables from wok.
3) Return wok to high heat. When oil shimmers, add shrimp and stir-fry just until firm and shrimp are beginning to turn pink. Add peas and carrots and stir-fry 1 minute longer. Add reserved vegetables, ketchup, soy sauce, vinegar, garlic-chili sauce and sugar and stir just until combined, about 30 seconds. Mix cornstarch with stock. Pour into pan and cook, stirring slowly, until sauce thickens. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Remove from heat but keep warm.
4) Add rice cakes to hot oil and fry until golden and crisp. Rice cakes will poof a bit as they cook. Use a slotted spoon to lift and drain them from the oil. Quickly place cakes in one large or individual serving bowls. At the table, pour shrimp mixture over hot rice and listen to it sizzle. Top immediately with green onion tops and serve. Yield: 4 to 6 servings.
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48 comments :
- Lisa @ Fern Creek Cottage said...
What a great story! It looks like a delicious dish! Seems whenever I make rice it sticks to the bottom of the pot. That's cool that there is actually a recipe where you want it to do that!
- January 13, 2010 at 1:18 AM
- Rinkly Rimes said...
When I saw your very chilly photo I thought maybe you intended to eat outdoors!
Your Word Verification is 'TRANCE'. Is that what you go off into when you're cooking? - January 13, 2010 at 1:56 AM
- theUngourmet said...
This looks divine! I went with my son and his class on a field trip today to the Chinese Botanical Gardens, the House of Louie for lunch, and then to on to the Portland Art Museum for their China Exhibit. My son loved it! One of his favorite parts of the day was lunch. He asked me tonight when we could order Chinese Take Out. He's so cute! I should make him this instead!
- January 13, 2010 at 1:57 AM
- Maggie said...
The scenery here looks a lot like your photo, log fires have been keeping our chills away but this fab sounding dish could do the trick too.
Have a great OW.
Maggie - January 13, 2010 at 2:59 AM
- Jamie said...
An amazing dish and I wish I had your patience to prepare it. It looks so flavordul and delicious besides being a combination of two of my favorite things: Asian cooking and shrimp. Beautiful! And if I looked out my window and saw that fairytale landscape I'd cry with joy!
- January 13, 2010 at 4:27 AM
- MaryMoh said...
Thanks for showing how to make sizzling rice. Looks interesting. This is such a gorgeous dish....just mouth-watering!
- January 13, 2010 at 5:02 AM
- ♥Sugar♥Plum♥Fairy♥ said...
Thats so sweet-love reading all ur sweet stories-and this looks utterly elciciously fantastic....
- January 13, 2010 at 5:23 AM
- ♥Sugar♥Plum♥Fairy♥ said...
Thats so sweet-love reading all ur sweet stories-and this looks utterly elciciously fantastic....
- January 13, 2010 at 5:24 AM
- Kat said...
This looks and sounds delicious. What a perfect dish for cold weather. And I love the story! Kathy
- January 13, 2010 at 6:27 AM
- GratefulPrayerThankfulHeart said...
Interesting story and delicious looking recipe sure to warm you up on a snowy day!
- January 13, 2010 at 6:44 AM
- Sam Hoffer / My Carolina Kitchen said...
Very interesting story and I'm cold just by looking out your window. I enjoyed knowing about rice cakes. Very good post Mary.
Sam - January 13, 2010 at 7:00 AM
- Donna-FFW said...
What a beautiful snowy scene.. and the most perfect dish to accompany such!
- January 13, 2010 at 7:17 AM
- Amy said...
I love the story that goes with this recipe. Priceless. It does look wonderful!!! Thank you Mary.
- January 13, 2010 at 7:54 AM
- T.W. Barritt at Culinary Types said...
That is a wise story, and a great reminder at the start of a new day. And the Sizzling Rice looks smokin!
- January 13, 2010 at 7:57 AM
- Shellbelle said...
I love ordering Sizzling Rice Soup, for the sound and the taste. This looks like a perfect meal to make on a cold day when the kitchen needs warming up and so does my belly.
Mary, thanks for the advice on substituting pork in your chili recipe from yesterday. - January 13, 2010 at 8:18 AM
- Valerie Harrison (bellini) said...
This sounds like a great recipe for anytime of the year.
- January 13, 2010 at 8:40 AM
- George Gaston said...
Mary, that is a beautiful view from inside ~ glad I don't have to go out and shovel. But, I like you, would stay in and cook.
Great story and glad the master's cook was rewarded for his efforts, because no one likes to be awakened from their sleep.
The Shrimp-Chili-Tomato recipe is wonderful. Great balance of spice! - January 13, 2010 at 8:59 AM
- Lea Ann said...
- January 13, 2010 at 9:01 AM
- La Table De Nana said...
The scene caught my eye:) Then the dish..I just read about the crusty rice..2 in a row..very interesting and I bet wonderful!
- January 13, 2010 at 9:05 AM
- D said...
Mary, beautiful photo with the Doug fir border and a pergola which welcomes!
You simply keep my taste buds active! This recipe sounds delicious, but I just got the chuck roast yesterday in order to make the chili. I'll never be able to keep up. ;) lol - January 13, 2010 at 9:12 AM
- Foley said...
Sounds wonderful but I doubt if I could make my own rice cakes! I can just smell it cooking...anything shrimp is a winner!!
Loved the story that went along with the dish!!! - January 13, 2010 at 9:13 AM
- Cathy said...
What a wonderful dish, Mary. The rice cakes look like they are easy to make, and the shrimp mixture over the top...fantastic. Can't wait to try this.
- January 13, 2010 at 9:14 AM
- Kathleen said...
Great story and recipe! Thanks, Mary!
- January 13, 2010 at 9:24 AM
- The Cooking Photographer said...
Ohh yum! This had to be awesome!
- January 13, 2010 at 11:23 AM
- Chef E said...
The flavors ring out in my head, and I love to learn new things like the rice cake info! This is going on my 'to do' list!
- January 13, 2010 at 11:50 AM
- Inspired by eRecipeCards said...
a very funny story... i can picture cooking in anger. But when i do, nothing this good comes out...
saving this recipe - January 13, 2010 at 12:29 PM
- Chubskulit Rose said...
I can't live without rice and this is a very unique recipe for me. Thanks Mary!
Icicles for Outdoor Wednesday - January 13, 2010 at 12:58 PM
- Light and Voices said...
Shrimp is delicious! This recipe sounds interesting to try. Neat story behind the recipe.
Joyce M - January 13, 2010 at 1:18 PM
- noble pig said...
Wasn't the snow beautiful! This dish is too. Your rice turned out great!
- January 13, 2010 at 1:57 PM
- Katherine Roberts Aucoin said...
My rice eating family would love the sizzling rice along with the Shanghai Shrimp!
Wonderful story too! - January 13, 2010 at 2:27 PM
- The Blonde Duck said...
I'm only fearless around hippos, I'm afraid.
- January 13, 2010 at 2:32 PM
- Ms.Daisy said...
I love the snowy scene outside your window...how lovely it is (especially when we can be warm and snug inside!) The story of how this recipe came to be is a great one. Thanks for posting.
~Jean - January 13, 2010 at 3:04 PM
- Dayle ~ A Collection of Days said...
Sounds yummy.
- January 13, 2010 at 3:07 PM
- NKP said...
That does sound yummy.. and labour intensive.. maybe I will just come to your house!
- January 13, 2010 at 3:21 PM
- Juliana said...
Oh! My mom used to make this dish, but I never attempted :-) Yours look fabulous...indeed great for the kind of weather that you are experiencing...love the pictures :-)
- January 13, 2010 at 6:04 PM
- Katy ~ said...
Beautiful snowy scene; it looks like a postcard.
And what a great story to go with that delicious recipe! - January 13, 2010 at 7:43 PM
- Claudia said...
I love recipes that come with stories - don't they all?Somewhere? Love rice cakes and sizzling rice and spicy shrimp - so this is a delicious keeper.
- January 13, 2010 at 8:40 PM
- DailyChef said...
I love both sizzling rice and shrimp! Plus I keep on finding recipes with shrimp in them...I think it's a sign to stop being lazy and go buy some :)
- January 13, 2010 at 9:08 PM
- Mary Bergfeld said...
Juliana and Dayle, welcome to One Perfect Bite. I hope you both will become regular readers.
- January 13, 2010 at 10:15 PM
- KathyB. said...
Oh this looks soooooooooo good, and I just knew there had to be something to do with the crusty rice on the bottom of my rice cooker besides feed it to my dogs. I will be making this so soon and my husband and i laughed at your story of this recipe's origin!
- January 13, 2010 at 10:53 PM
- Deb in Hawaii said...
What a wonderful looking dish--I love the sizzling rice!
- January 14, 2010 at 4:45 AM
- My Little Space said...
The shrimp dish looks awesome and about that sizzling rice... that is one of the Chinese traditional recipe. After giving birth mothers are encourage to take it for belly warming.
- January 14, 2010 at 9:26 AM
- My Slice of Heaven said...
Your dish looks delicious! I don't see snow when I look out the window today, just lots of cold rain.
- January 14, 2010 at 2:25 PM
- JG said...
The Shrimp dish looks so good! A tasty meal on a chilly evening. That is an interesting background story.
- January 14, 2010 at 5:59 PM
- Fifi Flowers said...
YUM! I wish you were my neighbor!
- January 14, 2010 at 11:34 PM
- Lori said...
Okay so I have to ask, what happened with the rice cakes at your Asian market? Curious minds want to know.
I know that I would love this dish. When I make fried rice I love scraping the stuck rice and eating it. A little treat for the chef. Certain perks involved in cooking like the oyster on the turkey. ha ha - January 15, 2010 at 3:11 PM
- Mary Bergfeld said...
Lori, I think in a response to the economy they simply stopped stocking them. The shelves in the store are emptier than they were in the past. I think they are trying to control inventory.
- January 15, 2010 at 3:25 PM
- free online adventure games said...
I love the sweet, sour and spicy sauce that Chinese food is so known for, and I think this must be a lovely recipe to create that! I think the dish might be good even with plain rice.
- January 17, 2010 at 10:53 PM


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a. It is a $180,000 millstone.
b. It has taught that student to think like a lawyer.
Even assuming that (b) is actually quite valuable independent of the ability to practice law, this defense of legal education has one teeny tiny little flaw: Students don't learn to "think like a lawyer" in their third year of law school. They basically don't learn anything at all. So let me recast that. What purpose does the third year of legal education serve for a student who will never work as a lawyer?
a. It is a $60,000 millstone.
b. Uh.
It occurs to me that current law students are hardly powerless. They are just taken for granted. We assume that they'll mostly return for 2L and 3L because mostly they have. If half of the 3Ls who felt hopeless about their future walked away from their final semester, 95% of the law schools in this country would be on their knees this January.
So...my question is this: Why don't they make like rational economic actors and get out?
Forgive me for beating a decayed horse, but I still don't think anyone has really given a satisfactory answer to this question:
What difference will it make if the focus is on the reporting and not the easy money for loans? Law schools are NEVER going to be unable to fill 250 1L seats each year because there are more than enough folks who think they're going to be the exception to whatever negative numbers are out there.
The optimistic take on this issue is that we have here is a classic information problem, and that if potential law students, or even as in the professor's example current ones, understood their actual situation the problem would be in large part solved by market correction: applications to law school would plummet, and various schools would have to shrink, cut tuition, or simply close. Let's call this the Rational Actor model.
Is it just that then everyone will feel better because they can then truly point the finger at the students/graduates and say "you have no excuse--you should have known better..."?
It's still going to be the same number of un/under-employed JDs. It's still going to be the same amount of loans/debt that needs to be forgiven at some point (death or discharge...whichever). The law schools are still going to get the same amount of tuition, which is going to continue to increase along with everything else, and education in particular.
Take a look at any of the school statistics on their ABA sheets. No matter how good the advice is to drop out after 1L or 2L, almost nobody is doing it.
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An acquaintance of mine, a professor at a top business school, thinks state-run lotteries are just wonderful because they function as a tax that people pay voluntarily. (In the typical state lottery half the revenues from ticket purchases are distributed in winnings while the other half are kept by the state). Now if one considers a lottery ticket an investment buying tickets would appear to make no sense, as the expected long-term return on investment is negative 50%. Of course all human behavior can be modeled in "rational" economic terms if one simply makes enough assumptions, and the obvious assumption to make here is that playing the lottery is not investment but rather consumption: people get positive utility from the mere act of gambling, without regard to whether gambling is otherwise negative sum to them, so voila, conceptual problem solved.
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(3) A lot of law students, and especially prospective law students, engage in magical thinking. For irrational reasons they believe the odds don't apply to them: They "believe" in themselves to the point where they dismiss the assumption that having typical qualifications for a student at Law School X means that the most likely outcome for them is that for a typical student at Law School X. Here, I suspect the self-esteem movement among parents and educators has done a certain amount of intellectual and emotional damage, as has the classic American Horatio Alger/Protestant Work Ethic message that the normal predictions that can be made on the basis of your life circumstances won't end up applying to you if you just work harder than everyone else. (A commenter reminds me that irrational attitudes toward sunk costs play a significant role as well: that one has invested a lot of money in a bad investment isn't supposed to be a reason to keep throwing good money after bad, but few people are wholly immune to this type of thinking).
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A spokeswoman said she could not say whether any of the locations in Rowan County will close.
The company "is working to finalize the store closure plan and will disclose information on impacted locations at the appropriate time," she said in an email.
The chain said the store closings and job cuts should reduce annual operating expenses by $40 million to $45 million, starting with the fiscal third quarter. Family Dollar Stores Inc. currently has more than 8,100 stores in 46 states.
The job cuts and store closings are estimated to result in an approximately $85 million to $95 million restructuring charge during fiscal 2014's second half.
The Matthews, N.C., company also said it will slow new store openings beginning in fiscal 2015 to bolster its return on investment. It now anticipates opening 350 to 400 new stores. In fiscal 2014 it had about 525 new stores.
The announcement came as Family Dollar reported its profit and revenue declined in the fiscal second quarter, which was hampered by bad winter weather.
Chairman and CEO Howard Levine said in a statement that the poor weather led to numerous store closings, disrupted merchandise deliveries and higher-than-expected utility and store maintenance expenses.
The quarter that ended March 1 included the critical holiday shopping season, which Levine said was "challenged" because shoppers had tighter financial constraints and rivals were more promotional.
Family Dollar reported that its net income dropped to $90.9 million, or 80 cents per share, from $140.1 million, or $1.21 per share, a year earlier. Revenue fell to $2.72 billion from $2.89 billion. Analysts surveyed by FactSet expected earnings of 90 cents per share on revenue of $2.77 billion.
Last year's quarter included one extra week.
Family Dollar said it believes the bad winter weather hurt its earnings by at least 5 cents per share.
Sales at stores open at least a year, a key gauge of a retailer's health, declined 3.8 percent. This figure excludes results from stores recently opened or closed.
Levine said the company's quarterly performance was below its expectations and that it's started a review of the business to increase operational efficiencies and boost its financial performance. Levine said the price cuts, store closings and job eliminations are part of actions it is taking immediately to lift its performance during the review.
Looking ahead, Family Dollar anticipates third-quarter adjusted earnings of 85 cents to 95 cents per share. Fourth-quarter adjusted earnings are expected in a range of 75 cents to 85 cents per share. Fiscal 2014 adjusted earnings are predicted between $3.05 and $3.25 per share.
Wall Street is calling for third-quarter earnings of 98 cents per share, fourth-quarter earnings of 84 cents per share and full-year earnings of $3.38 per share.
Shares of Family Dollar rose 48 cents to $59.55 in morning trading Thursday.


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