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Our Clear Series case is for iPhone. When you received the package, you will get a brand-new phone case and a magnetic charging cable.
【How to wear the case?】First, align the charging port of the phone case with the lighting port, and fit the bottom of the phone into the case. Second, press the other end of the phone down into the case. When you listen to music or having incoming calls, messages, or notifications, the case's back and round sides will flash with 7-color eye-catching light shows.
【How to turn the light on/off?】The sensor device on the back of the phone case is located 2.5cm up from the bottom, about a thumb's distance. Double-tap to turn it on/off.
【How to charge your phone?】Connect the data cable to the phone case interface. When the red light is flashing, the charging is successful.
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As the most economical energy-saving tech, LED consumes very little power. We have done research and testing on power consumption. During normal use of your phone to listen to music, answer calls, send text messages and watch social media, etc., in addition to the power used by the mobile phone itself, the power consumption of the LED phone case is at most 1%. No harm to your phone as well.
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Pharaoh's Dream. 1* After a lapse of two years, Pharaoh had a dream. He was standing by the Nile, 2when up out of the Nile came seven cows, fine-looking and fat; they grazed in the reed grass. 3Behind them seven other cows, poor-looking and gaunt, came up out of the Nile; and standing on the bank of the Nile beside the others, 4the poor-looking, gaunt cows devoured the seven fine-looking, fat cows. Then Pharaoh woke up.
5He fell asleep again and had another dream. He saw seven ears of grain, fat and healthy, growing on a single stalk. 6Behind them sprouted seven ears of grain, thin and scorched by the east wind; 7and the thin ears swallowed up the seven fat, healthy ears. Then Pharaoh woke up—it was a dream!
8Next morning his mind was agitated. So Pharaoh had all the magicians* and sages of Egypt summoned and recounted his dream to them; but there was no one to interpret it for him. 9Then the chief cupbearer said to Pharaoh: "Now I remember my negligence! 10Once, when Pharaoh was angry with his servants, he put me and the chief baker in custody in the house of the chief steward. 11Later, we both had dreams on the same night, and each of our dreams had its own meaning. 12There was a Hebrew youth with us, a slave of the chief steward; and when we told him our dreams, he interpreted them for us and explained for each of us the meaning of his dream.a 13Things turned out just as he had told us: I was restored to my post, but the other man was impaled."
14Pharaoh therefore had Joseph summoned, and they hurriedly brought him from the dungeon. After he shaved and changed his clothes, he came to Pharaoh.b 15Pharaoh then said to Joseph: "I had a dream but there was no one to interpret it. But I hear it said of you, 'If he hears a dream he can interpret it.'" 16"It is not I," Joseph replied to Pharaoh, "but God who will respond for the well-being of Pharaoh."c
17Then Pharaoh said to Joseph: "In my dream, I was standing on the bank of the Nile, 18when up from the Nile came seven cows, fat and well-formed; they grazed in the reed grass. 19Behind them came seven other cows, scrawny, most ill-formed and gaunt. Never have I seen such bad specimens as these in all the land of Egypt! 20The gaunt, bad cows devoured the first seven fat cows. 21But when they had consumed them, no one could tell that they had done so, because they looked as bad as before. Then I woke up. 22In another dream I saw seven ears of grain, full and healthy, growing on a single stalk. 23Behind them sprouted seven ears of grain, shriveled and thin and scorched by the east wind; 24and the seven thin ears swallowed up the seven healthy ears. I have spoken to the magicians, but there is no one to explain it to me."
25Joseph said to Pharaoh: "Pharaoh's dreams have the same meaning. God has made known to Pharaoh what he is about to do. 26The seven healthy cows are seven years, and the seven healthy ears are seven years—the same in each dream. 27The seven thin, bad cows that came up after them are seven years, as are the seven thin ears scorched by the east wind; they are seven years of famine. 28Things are just as I told Pharaoh: God has revealed to Pharaoh what he is about to do. 29Seven years of great abundance are now coming throughout the land of Egypt; 30but seven years of famine will rise up after them, when all the abundance will be forgotten in the land of Egypt. When the famine has exhausted the land, 31no trace of the abundance will be found in the land because of the famine that follows it, for it will be very severe. 32That Pharaoh had the same dream twice means that the matter has been confirmed by God and that God will soon bring it about.
33"Therefore, let Pharaoh seek out a discerning and wise man and put him in charge of the land of Egypt. 34Let Pharaoh act and appoint overseers for the land to organize it during the seven years of abundance. 35They should collect all the food of these coming good years, gathering the grain under Pharaoh's authority, for food in the cities, and they should guard it. 36This food will serve as a reserve for the country against the seven years of famine that will occur in the land of Egypt, so that the land may not perish in the famine."
37This advice pleased Pharaoh and all his servants.d 38"Could we find another like him," Pharaoh asked his servants, "a man so endowed with the spirit of God?" 39So Pharaoh said to Joseph: "Since God has made all this known to you, there is no one as discerning and wise as you are. 40You shall be in charge of my household, and all my people will obey your command. Only in respect to the throne will I outrank you."e 41Then Pharaoh said to Joseph, "Look, I put you in charge of the whole land of Egypt." 42With that, Pharaoh took off his signet ring* and put it on Joseph's finger. He dressed him in robes of fine linen and put a gold chain around his neck. 43He then had him ride in his second chariot, and they shouted "Abrek!"* before him.
Thus was Joseph installed over the whole land of Egypt. 44"I am Pharaoh," he told Joseph, "but without your approval no one shall lift hand or foot in all the land of Egypt." 45Pharaoh also bestowed the name of Zaphenath-paneah* on Joseph, and he gave him in marriage Asenath, the daughter of Potiphera, priest of Heliopolis. And Joseph went out over the land of Egypt. 46Joseph was thirty years old when he entered the service of Pharaoh, king of Egypt.
After Joseph left Pharaoh, he went throughout the land of Egypt. 47During the seven years of plenty, when the land produced abundant crops, 48he collected all the food of these years of plenty that the land of Egypt was enjoying and stored it in the cities, placing in each city the crops of the fields around it. 49Joseph collected grain like the sands of the sea, so much that at last he stopped measuring it, for it was beyond measure.
50Before the famine years set in, Joseph became the father of two sons, borne to him by Asenath, daughter of Potiphera, priest of Heliopolis.f 51Joseph named his firstborn Manasseh,* meaning, "God has made me forget entirely my troubles and my father's house"; 52and the second he named Ephraim,* meaning, "God has made me fruitful in the land of my affliction."
53When the seven years of abundance enjoyed by the land of Egypt came to an end, 54the seven years of famine set in, just as Joseph had said. Although there was famine in all the other countries, food was available throughout the land of Egypt.g 55When all the land of Egypt became hungry and the people cried to Pharaoh for food, Pharaoh said to all the Egyptians: "Go to Joseph and do whatever he tells you." 56When the famine had spread throughout the land, Joseph opened all the cities that had grain and rationed it to the Egyptians, since the famine had gripped the land of Egypt. 57Indeed, the whole world came to Egypt to Joseph to buy grain, for famine had gripped the whole world.
* [41:1–57] Joseph correctly interprets Pharaoh's dream and becomes second in command over all Egypt.
* [41:8] Magicians: one of the tasks of the "magicians" was interpreting dreams. The interpretation of dreams was a long-standing practice in Egypt. A manual of dream interpretation has been found, written in the early second millennium and re-published later in which typical dreams are given ("If a man sees himself in a dream…") followed by a judgment of "good" or "bad." Interpreters were still needed for dreams, however, and Pharaoh complains that none of his dream interpreters can interpret his unprecedented dream. The same term will be used of Pharaoh's magicians in Exodus.
* [41:42] Signet ring: a finger ring in which was set a stamp seal, different from the cylinder seal such as Judah wore; see note on 38:18. By receiving Pharaoh's signet ring, Joseph was made vizier of Egypt (v. 43); the vizier was known as "seal-bearer of the king of Lower Egypt." The gold chain was a symbol of high office in ancient Egypt.
* [41:43] Abrek: apparently a cry of homage, though the word's derivation and actual meaning are uncertain.
* [41:45] Zaphenath-paneah: a Hebrew transcription of an Egyptian name meaning "the god speaks and he (the newborn child) lives." Asenath: means "belonging to (the Egyptian goddess) Neith." Potiphera: means "he whom Ra (the Egyptian god) gave"; a shorter form of the same name was borne by Joseph's master (37:36). Heliopolis: in Hebrew, On, a city seven miles northeast of modern Cairo, site of the chief temple of the sun god; it is mentioned also in v. 50; 46:20; Ez 30:17.
* [41:51] Manasseh: an allusion to this name is in the Hebrew expression, nishshani, "he made me forget."
* [41:52] Ephraim: related to the Hebrew expression hiphrani, "(God) has made me fruitful." The name originally meant something like "fertile land."
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Received this today by email. It's been around for a few years, but definitely worth sharing, especially while Obama/Reid/Pelosi/Biden and their drones are out telling the "tax cuts for the rich" class warfare tales again.
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100...If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.
And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, " but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar too. It's unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!"
"That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics.
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For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible


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Living The Dream: Brockley to Dalston in 30 Minutes Or Less
Yes, it's true - BrockleyCentral was among the first lucky people to make the journey to Dalston Junction this morning on the newly-opened London Overground service.
It was a beautifully smooth ride, marred not at all by the fact that the train arrived 8 minutes late. And we greatly enjoyed the tea and cake afterwards at the Broca (which opened early to celebrate).
Here are some pictures from our adventure ...
Celebratory balloon entrance at Brockley Station
We have a service noticeboard, just like everyone else!
The sun shines on the first Overground train to arrive at Brockley
The first northbound train from Brockley Station
"The new Dalston Junction to West Croydon line is now open"
Approx 25 mins after leaving Brockley, we were in Dalston.
The lovely Overground roundel
The retro seat fabric


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Few things are more ripe for satire than reality television, especially of the competitive variety seen on shows like "Survivor" and "The Bachelor," and The Onion has boiled the format down to its essence with the web series "Sex House." Combining the strangers living together format of MTV's "The Real World," on which all subsequent reality TV shows can be blamed, with the competitive dating games of so many other trash TV staples, "Sex House" skewers the artificiality and coercion involved in creating so-called "reality" programming.
The series focuses on six strangers brought together in the seemingly posh house for the sole purpose of having sex with one another. Each of them is a conveniently pegged type: Jay (Boyd Harris) is described as a "bro," a "trim-seeker" and a "sex lover," and his personality would not be out of place on "Jersey Shore"; Jay's obvious female counterpart, Tara (Ashley Lobo), is a "sorority princess," "proud skank" and "maneater"; Erin (Fiona Robert), an 18-year-old virgin, is "naive," "clueless" "jailbait," while Alex (Lea Pascal) is an "alt-punk" "polysexual princess"; Derek (Chris Boykin) is the show's only gay guy, so he is described as a "sexually promiscuous" "flamboyant fireball," but the show's real wild card is Frank (Jesse Dabson), a 45-year-old "big daddy" who won a Tombstone pizza contest to get on the show.
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How to Tell Your Pet's Age From Its Teeth
Do you know your pet's age? If you adopted your furry friend, his or her age may be a mystery. Fortunately, a quick look in your pet's mouth can help you narrow down a general age range.
Puppies and Kittens
Incisors, the pointed teeth used to tear food into bite-size pieces, usually appear at two to four weeks of age for cats and four to six weeks for dogs. These teeth are only temporary and will be replaced with permanent incisors very soon. At three to four weeks, baby canine teeth appear in both dogs and cats. Canines are the fang-like teeth that appear in the top of the mouth. At four to six weeks, baby incisors and premolars will appear in dogs, and baby premolars will appear in cats. Premolars are located at the back of the upper and lower mouth and are used to grind food.
By the time your puppy or kitten is just two months old, all of his or her baby teeth will have erupted. During the next 10 months, the baby teeth will gradually be replaced with permanent incisors, canines, premolars, and molars. Don't be surprised if you find some of these baby teeth around your home. At age one, most puppies and kittens have white teeth with no signs of wear.
Adult Dogs and Cats
From age one to two, your cat or dog may begin to look a little yellow, and tartar may appear. Plaque turns into tartar, a hard brown deposit, when it remains on the teeth too long. Daily tooth brushing reduces plaque and prevents it from becoming tartar. Regular dental cleanings at the veterinarian's office will rid your pet's mouth of both plaque and tartar and reduce the risk of developing gum disease and tooth decay.
Tartar may continue to build up during the next several years, and you may notice that your pet's teeth have begun to show a little wear. Wear and gum disease are more common when your dog or cat is between the ages of five and 10. Elderly pets may eventually lose teeth due to tooth decay or gum disease, and their teeth may show considerable wear.
Determining age by the condition of the teeth isn't an exact science. Some breeds - like pugs, Yorkshire terriers, greyhounds, poodles and Maltese dogs - are more likely to experience dental disease or may lose baby teeth later than normal.
Other Ways to Estimate Your Pet's Age
If you're not quite sure of your pet's age, paying attention to a few other signs may improve your estimate, such as:
- Coat Color. Just like people, some pets turn gray as they age. Some dogs or cats may become gray as young as five years old, depending on the breed, while others will only have a few gray hairs at age 10 or older.
- Physical Condition. Older dogs and cats are more likely to develop arthritis in their hips and legs as they get older. Although arthritis can also occur in younger pets, your cat or dog may be more likely to be a senior citizen if he or she walks stiffly (particularly first thing in the morning), limps, has difficulty jumping or managing stairs, no longer likes being touched or becomes tired easily.
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No matter what your pet's age, regular veterinary examinations are the key to ensuring your furry friend's good health. If it's time for pet's annual visit, or you're concerned about a health issue, contact us to schedule an appointment.
PetMD: How Old Is My Dog? 5 Tips for Determining Your Dog's Age
VetStreet: How Vets Determine a Puppy or Kitten's Age, 9/14,16


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Friday, October 30, 2009
Step One: Cut a Hole in the Pumpkin
Friday, October 30, 2009
Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"
Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.
- Related Wreckage: Drew's Birthday Wish
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- Unknown said...
I see a naked snowman trying to be modest...
- October 30, 2009 at 9:32 AM
- HorribleLicensePlates said...
Gives a whole new meaning to "pumpkin patch" ewwww
- October 30, 2009 at 9:33 AM
That pumpkin looks pretty surprised....
- October 30, 2009 at 9:36 AM
Almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. What a way to start a rainy, foggy, Friday.
You said soooooo much in such a few words. - October 30, 2009 at 9:38 AM
- Julie said...
Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when that picture came up.
AWESOME. - October 30, 2009 at 9:39 AM
- Sara R. said...
Oh dear... If not for the snowman head and the horribly placed pumpkin the skeleton would actually be pretty good!
- October 30, 2009 at 9:39 AM
Why does Mr. Bonehead have such a big neck ? I feel like he has two...oh, nevermind. - October 30, 2009 at 9:39 AM
All I could think was, boner. Sorry.
- October 30, 2009 at 9:40 AM
- joyce said...
And just think---if it does not sell, they can replace the pumpkin with an oreo cookie and they are ready for Snowman !
- October 30, 2009 at 9:42 AM
- Susan said...
The cake was funny enough on your own, but your caption took it to a whole other level. So hilarious!
- October 30, 2009 at 9:43 AM
Okay, now that is disturbing. And what's up with the big round neck? I think he swallowed a pumpkin at the same time as he seems to be "passing" a pumpkin. Awkward placement, for the win!
Am I the only one that started humming "D**** in a box" from SNL? - October 30, 2009 at 9:44 AM
DUH! I didn't see the title!
Well, glad to know I wasn't the only one. lol - October 30, 2009 at 9:45 AM
I'm thinking something along the lines of skeleton - boner....nah, nevermind!
Beth - October 30, 2009 at 9:45 AM
- Sheila Bennett said...
LOL - that pumpkin sure does look startled, doesn't he?
- October 30, 2009 at 9:45 AM
That pumpkin has a really surprised look on it's face...
- October 30, 2009 at 9:46 AM
- Receptionist Row said...
Looks like Mr. Bones has goiter problems as well. I blame having to concentrate so hard to keep that jack o'lantern afloat.
Happy Halloween! - October 30, 2009 at 9:49 AM
- Unknown said...
Why on earth does he have 2 heads???
- October 30, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Best. Title. Ever.
WV- talitte: the skeleton used his unmentionables talitte the jack o'lantern. - October 30, 2009 at 9:52 AM
- Miranda said...
surprise pumpkinsecks?
- October 30, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Wow. all the comments about the size of mr boner's neck, and nobody noticed that he's wearing a bow-tie!
I think the whole layout might actually be done on purpose by some sick twisted wreckerator out there. - October 30, 2009 at 9:53 AM
- MFonvielle said...
Not to mention the skeleton has some sort of glandular problem...
- October 30, 2009 at 9:56 AM
Wow. You have to wonder what is in the heads of the bakers...Are they just underpaid high school kids who are testing what they can get away with, or did someone really make that and not look at or think about the implications....
- October 30, 2009 at 9:56 AM
- dharmamama said...
Wow, I didn't realize goiters remained on the skeleton!
Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
WV: bagon
Bacon with a cold, of course - October 30, 2009 at 9:58 AM
- Unknown said...
I'll grant that it is kinda cute if you look at it with a totally innocent mind.
I do NOT have a totally innocent mind. >:D - October 30, 2009 at 10:01 AM
- zekesmom10 said...
Mr. Snowman/Skeleton seems to have a serious goiter problem.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:03 AM
- Cat said...
That wreckorator HAD to know what they were doing with this. They just HAD to. There is no other explanation I can come up with for it!
- October 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Wow...yeah just wow.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
- KathyM said...
Thanks for the laugh!
- October 30, 2009 at 10:05 AM
- Half Assed Kitchen said...
I'm glad you gave this guy a post of his own. He deserves it.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:06 AM
This is Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg's next SNL short. D**k in a Gourd.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:06 AM
- Leah K. said...
I'm not sure about that pumpkin, is that an Oh! face or an OOOOhh face?
- October 30, 2009 at 10:07 AM
I appreciate the less sexually-charged entries.
This is a low kind of humor... disappointing when you are capable of so much better. Don't go for the cheap laughs. - October 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM
- Megan said...
A holiday version for JT on SNL...
- October 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM
- Hildie said...
All I could see was that goiter. Ew.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:13 AM
- Terry Lee said...
poor pumpkin.
i mean, really.
there should be laws. - October 30, 2009 at 10:14 AM
- Unknown said...
Oh my . . . that's just bad.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:17 AM
- Julie Weaver said...
I guess Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake can make a new version for Halloween "____ in a Pumpkin"
- October 30, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Never mind the goiter, I don't think that what's implied to be behind the pumpkin remains with the skeleton, either! Sorry, guys.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Is that a pumpkin in your pants or are you just happy to see me? ;D
- October 30, 2009 at 10:27 AM
- Alex Getts — Art & Illustration said...
Immediately reminded me of Michael's costume on The Office last night!
- October 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM
- Jenniffer said...
Step 1: Cut a hole in the pumpkin
Step 2: Put your junk in that pumpkin
Step 3: Make her open the pumpkin
Happy Halloween folks! Can't wait to meet you in ATL Jen & John!
WV: eczarita - margarita style drink made from pumpkins that have previously had holes cut in them. - October 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM
funny cake...but getting weary of the sexual connotation...seems like we're getting a lot of it lately :(
- October 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM
SAY, is that why the skelton has such a happy face?
- October 30, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Thank you for the biggest laugh I've had in weeks!
XD - October 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM
- Chelsea said...
This looks like some sick amalgamations of holidays. Snowman, skeleton and pumpkin? Christmas, Halloween and.... Thanksgiving? Yea, let's go with that...
WV: aembedp... I'm not even going to try... - October 30, 2009 at 10:41 AM
- Mike Brady said...
This isn't a wreck as much as it is metaphysical perfection.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:42 AM
- Molly said...
It also looks like he has a giant goiter...
- October 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM
- Colleen said...
OMG....that is great!!!!
- October 30, 2009 at 10:50 AM
- Unknown said...
What a cake. Haha
~Amy B-H - October 30, 2009 at 10:53 AM
That skeleton has a tragic case of Snowman Neck.
This is a blog. About bad cake decoration. If you want highbrow, go read some Balzac. - October 30, 2009 at 10:58 AM
- Saralukies said...
Okay, this entry, especially the title, had me laughing out loud for five minutes. One of my favorites.
- October 30, 2009 at 11:04 AM
The look on that pumpkin's face is priceless!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:05 AM
- Unknown said...
The title was enough to make me smile!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:05 AM
- katydid25 said...
its a skeleton with a snowman's head. I dont get what the wreckerator was trying to do here... but its a little PG13 to be for sale at a store like that! LOL lol i love how you said "it starteles the pumpkin" LMAO that was so funny. This is just rediculous. Whats with the extra ball underneath the poor snowmans head too? whats that for? i dont have a bone that looks like that underneath my skull..
Maybe he's got a GOITER - October 30, 2009 at 11:06 AM
I think this is hilarious - I saw the title first and thought "this is going to be good" and it was! I would totally buy this cake for my party just for the surprised looks everyone would give it!
wv: slystic - how the skeleton sneaks up on the pumpkin! - October 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM
- Trevor said...
This reminds me a video I saw once. However, being a family blog, I won't go there. :)
- October 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM
- Hungarican Chick said...
OMG, I just had to close my office door I'm laughing so hard.. The pumpkin's look of surprise...
ROFL - October 30, 2009 at 11:08 AM
- Kalani said...
I thought skeletons didn't have unmentionables.
- October 30, 2009 at 11:09 AM
(for those who are familiar with Veggitales!) POOR BOB THE TOMATO!!!!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:12 AM
I think maybe the decorator initially made the "neck" as the head, then realized there was no neck, got the bright idea to just make the first head the neck, add another head, and then presto, bingo! No one will ever know!...
And let's face it people, sex is pretty funny, and this website is far from lewd. If you can't bring yourself to sink to our level every so often, then you're missing out! :) - October 30, 2009 at 11:12 AM
- katydid25 said...
I also want to say thank you John for handling people who dont appreciate "sexual innuendos" so well. You said it perfectly. If it bothers you- then you may have to consider blogging elsewhere. THANK YOU JOHN! I LOVE CAKEWRECKS!!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:12 AM
- Danielle said...
- October 30, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Oh great, now I have to be embarrassed when I ask the pharmacist for a pumpkin!
^..^ - October 30, 2009 at 11:16 AM
- Melinda said...
So funny! I think I need to go find that SNL video.
- October 30, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Clearly he died of goiter . ..
- October 30, 2009 at 11:18 AM
hmmm it looks like mr skeleton has three "heads" lol one doesnt have a face though!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:20 AM
- Emily said...
One, cut a hole in a pumpkin! Two, put your coccyx in the pumpkin!
I love how the cake wrecker obviously made his head right on the shoulders and decided it didn't look right, so (s)he put a new head on top! - October 30, 2009 at 11:21 AM
- Kathy said...
This reminds me of Michael Scott's Halloween costume this year.
- October 30, 2009 at 11:25 AM
- MandyPants said...
Long-time reader, first-time commenter. ;)
First, the post title made me laugh out loud. Love it.
Second, it's so wrong.
I heart Cake Wrecks! - October 30, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Maybe the baker thought he needed an adam's apple, realized that it looked like a red bell pepper, so then covered it up with an overglazed Krispy Kreme donut...what? That sounds too complicated? Well, apparently so is cake decorating!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Good SNL reference ;)
Also your book got mentioned along with a few classic "wreck" pictures on WGN in Chicago this morning!! - October 30, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Maybe the decorator was inspired by this picture.
http://www.thedailygreen.com/green-homes/latest/recycled-halloween-costume-470708 - October 30, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Can a skeleton still...uh, do that?!? I sort of thought that would go away with all of the flesh, yanno? Good to know they can still get theirs!
Becky - October 30, 2009 at 11:39 AM
- Shannon said...
Ha ha ha!
The bow tie is a nice touch. Adds a bit of class...maybe he's a Chipendales skeleton? - October 30, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Sorry, my first link didn't show the right picture. Maybe the decorator was inspired by this picture.
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/great-pumpkin-lg.jpg - October 30, 2009 at 11:44 AM
- rae said...
Quite possibly the best title ever.
- October 30, 2009 at 11:46 AM
- Lindsay said...
i only just discovered "D*** in a Box" just yesterday. and when i saw your title before the rest of the post, i fell over laughing.
oh wow...thanks for a lovely start to a dreary-looking day. :D - October 30, 2009 at 11:49 AM
You had me at the title of this post!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:51 AM
- Miss B said...
At first all I saw was that goiter (sp?) on the skeleton's neck. Then I saw the pumpkin....too funny!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:54 AM
- rachaelwrites said...
Probably the Wreckerator just didn't know how to draw a pelvic bone. . .
- October 30, 2009 at 11:58 AM
- kare said...
best title EVER. It's honestly funnier than the picture! I think I just peed myself a little, reading the title and seeing the cake!
- October 30, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Adds new meaning to the term "boned".
- October 30, 2009 at 12:07 PM
I guess if you're a snowman, there's no better way to die than while getting some good ole fashioned pumpkin lovin'.
- October 30, 2009 at 12:08 PM
The SNL reference made me laugh out loud and forward the link to my husband, who is a huge fan of that skit! Awesome. Just awesome.
- October 30, 2009 at 12:16 PM
- K0dama said...
:snicker: I took one look at the thumbnail and thought, "oh no. She didn't ..."
This made my Halloween eve! - October 30, 2009 at 12:26 PM
- Cathy said...
I was gonna try to make a joke about bones & surprised pumpkins, but none were funnier than the picture....
- October 30, 2009 at 12:26 PM
- John Sperry said...
- October 30, 2009 at 12:28 PM
To those of you complaining about the sexual innuendo,
First, allow me to say that I am truly surprised that this is still an issue with some readers. Frankly, there has always been a certain amount of innuendo on Cake Wrecks which most folks find funny. I would understand if there was blatant obscenity, but Jen makes every effort to keep it understated and I am certain that no child would ever see anything other than a skeleton holding a pumpkin on today's post.
In addition, I have been told that it is used more frequently lately yet the last post that would be considered risque was more than two weeks ago.
Let me end with this: I don't like swearing. Because of this, I don't frequent sites where swearing is common. You should know by now that there will be the occasional innuendo used on this site. It has always been here. If it bothers you to the point where you can no longer visit the site, than I am truly sorry and wish you the best.
john - October 30, 2009 at 12:30 PM
- Tricia said...
That's not a wreck! That's just funny!!
- October 30, 2009 at 12:42 PM
- Etiquette Bitch said...
Obscene or silly? I can't decide. What I want to know is, how did the *jack* o'lantern get there in the first place???
- October 30, 2009 at 12:59 PM
- Christopher said...
Can't...get...that...song..out of my head.
Another amazing post, guys. Thanks! - October 30, 2009 at 1:01 PM
I don't even have a comment that hasn't already been made, but my WV is 'hookers'.
Awesome. - October 30, 2009 at 1:07 PM
wtf? holy CRAP!
- October 30, 2009 at 1:08 PM
- Bek said...
The wreckerator had to know what they were doing. I mean, how could you not? Really.
And I wonder if they were trying to create a skull shaped like this (http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/clip/skull.html) and just had some problems with the execution, hence snowman goiter head... - October 30, 2009 at 1:10 PM
- Faith said...
That. Is. Awesome.
As is the title to this post. ::golf claps:: Well done, Jen. Well done. - October 30, 2009 at 1:11 PM
I have to hope that this was deliberate, or else *again* I have to worry about the complete lack of awareness that these bakers seem to have! Or maybe this skeleton is part raccoon?
And I can't believe anyone would find this 'sexually charged' - it's about as sexually charged as the 'nudge nudge wink wink' Monty Python sketch from 1969 (ooer!). Keep it up, John and Jen! - October 30, 2009 at 1:14 PM
- DMackendrick said...
A new SNL skit perfect for Halloween? My *&%$ in a gourd?
- October 30, 2009 at 1:20 PM
- Sara Doane said...
oh. my. goodness.
- October 30, 2009 at 1:24 PM
- Mallory said...
am i the only one who got the title, lol. like justin said..."every single holiday a d*ck in a box" =)
- October 30, 2009 at 1:24 PM
- Dennis said...
At first I thought the skull, the goiter and the pumpkin were indicators that this was a CCC, but upon a second glance I see that it's a sheet cake!
- October 30, 2009 at 1:26 PM
- Hobbit said...
Yeah, this one was a spit take! :-)
And nice post, John. This is no raunchier than most other bogs, in fact my nephew has worse on his Bookmarks than this stuff.
And a lot of the time sex is just hilarious. - October 30, 2009 at 1:26 PM
- Kaolinmommy said...
Best obscure pop-culture referencing title Eh-ver.
- October 30, 2009 at 1:27 PM
What's with the two ... eh ... heads?
- October 30, 2009 at 1:29 PM
- lisadh said...
I think Mr. Skeleton interrupted. - October 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM
- nitza said...
The title of this post is BRILLIANT. Well done. Also.. what the heck is up with the skeleton's... mmm.. neck bone?
- October 30, 2009 at 1:33 PM
That skeleton looks entirely too happy about having a pumpkin placed in that area.
- October 30, 2009 at 1:35 PM
- Dennis said...
"Imogen said...
That skeleton has a tragic case of Snowman Neck.
This is a blog. About bad cake decoration. If you want highbrow, go read some Balzac."
Imogen, good job on taking the highbrow to the lowbrow. Alternative perverted pronunciation for the win! +12 internets for you! - October 30, 2009 at 1:40 PM
- Alisa Knits! said...
Honestly, I think the *pumpkin* looks entirely too happy to be appropriate.
- October 30, 2009 at 2:03 PM
- abi said...
Awesome post title. Jen, I bow to you.
And everybody else, obviously that's not a goiter - it's Spaceship Earth. - October 30, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Hahahaha! After I read the blog, the title made *perfect* sense! Jen, your humor is wickedly sharp.
Look forward to seeing you in Atlanta, barring, y'know... any unforeseen... Um... I'm not gonna even say it. - October 30, 2009 at 2:28 PM
no, i also thought of D*** in a Box from SNL....oh jen, the things you think and inspire:)
- October 30, 2009 at 2:31 PM
one heck of a prostate. although being a skeleton ...
- October 30, 2009 at 2:33 PM
LOL Tigerwolf and Shannon! And thanks, again, Jen and John!
- October 30, 2009 at 2:37 PM
- Lesa Pinker said...
While you focused on the oddly placed pumpkin, I was wondering why part of a snowman is sitting on top of a skeleton. So many ways to go with this wreck!
- October 30, 2009 at 2:46 PM
- Frigglesnitz said...
Ah, this skeleton is suffering from a case of "PPP": perfect pumpkin placement.
WV-chings Cha-chings! Goiter skeletons with modesty pumpkin cakes are money in the bank! - October 30, 2009 at 2:51 PM
- Unknown said...
(Insert every form of laughter mentioned in "I Love to Laugh")
- October 30, 2009 at 2:54 PM
- Little Lovables said...
hahah! This Soo reminds me of Micheal (from The Office's) Halloween costume last night.. oh my gosh
- October 30, 2009 at 2:59 PM
- lindalou said...
Saw the article in this week's People about your book. Way to go!!
- October 30, 2009 at 3:12 PM
WV: uncepil. Yeah, I think that fits. - October 30, 2009 at 3:13 PM
- Unknown said...
Oh my. That's all I can say. Oh my.
- October 30, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Personally, I think that pumpkin looks a little turned on. And what's with the skeleton's neck?
- October 30, 2009 at 3:51 PM
I don't remember that part of class where we learned about our other skull.
Nat - October 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM
What a great way to end a Friday. The smug, self-satisfied expression on the skeleton, and the too-perfect look of surprise on the pumpkin... I think the bar for wreckerators everywhere has just been raised. (I think that just about every week, yet every week, the wrecks keep coming in new, twisted, horrible forms.)
--kate - October 30, 2009 at 4:09 PM
- DnAMom said...
Looks like he has a goiter...among other things.
WV: barecot
Mr. Skeleton was barecot when the kids came to visit. - October 30, 2009 at 4:13 PM
I think there was nothing sexual implied in this creation... the baker just had NO idea what a pelvis looks like so s/he thought, 'hey a pumpkin would fit there!' I mean, look at the neck. An obvious biology class fail.
- October 30, 2009 at 4:22 PM
- Rosie said...
Wow!! where do they find the decorators? that's hilarious. LOL
- October 30, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Trying to stop laughing long enough to type....
John-Hubby, great post. I agree whole-heartedly! I adore well done risque humor and y'all are *champions* of it. I've never seen this blog go what I would consider "over the line."
Though I suppose everyone's got a slightly different idea of what's over and what isn't. And that's fine. Still, at the end of the day it's J&J's blog and J&J's call on what's appropriate. I, for one, hope y'all never change your style--it's indelibly YOUR STYLE and it's certainly what *I'm* here for! - October 30, 2009 at 4:24 PM
- Anonymous, for now said...
I have to admit, while sexually toned comments may annoy some, I think this is HILARIOUS! There is little else that can be said about this cake when taking the pumkpins placement and expression into account. I lean ooooooooh face, but thats just me. Course it's hard for me to assume I know whats happening in the pumpkins mind.
Keep up the good work wreckies! - October 30, 2009 at 4:36 PM
- CaroleM said...
LOL!! It is now at the point where if I break out laughing, my husband assumes I'm looking at Cake Wrecks. You're awesome.
- October 30, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Haha I didn't even see the title at first. This may cause a whole new disturbing trend in Halloween costumes...
- October 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM
- BellyButtonFluff said...
But why has he got two heads, or at least a giant tumourous bone for a neck?
- October 30, 2009 at 6:13 PM
- Erika said...
WHOA, at first glance I thought this was a CCC! I mean, that would have at least been understandable, if not forgivable.
But... it's not! *boggles* - October 30, 2009 at 6:25 PM
- Unknown said...
And why is the skeleton's neck so thick? - October 30, 2009 at 6:27 PM
HAHAHA! Cut a hole in a box! I mean a pumpkin! A pumpkin!
Thanks, Jen!
-Julie - October 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM
10 points to the first reader to turn in the Thanksgiving edition: snowman/skeleton throws over the pumpkin for a turkey. Or do you already have one of those ready to go, Jen?
- October 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Absolutely priceless.
- October 30, 2009 at 6:41 PM
- manchester fat acceptance said...
SNL reference = WIN!
- October 30, 2009 at 7:06 PM
OK, that is just wrong on so many levels... either the Wreckerator wasn't thinking or needs to get their brain out of the gutter pronto!
- October 30, 2009 at 7:46 PM
- Garden Lily said...
Okay, I could be wrong, but I'm starting to think that people are decorating cakes specifically for your Cake Wrecks site....
- October 30, 2009 at 8:23 PM
I've never seen a skeleton with a goiter problem before. He needs more iodine in his diet.
- October 30, 2009 at 8:38 PM
OMG! I laughed so hard I swallowed my gum. So hilarious, and the title....so perfect. Now I have that song in my head. LOL!
- October 30, 2009 at 9:04 PM
- akgreentea said...
This has to be deliberate. I wouldn't be shocked if some wreckorator was trying to see what they could get pass the censors. This is off the same level as the infamous fireman cake. You can see how dirty it is, but you're afraid to say anything in case you're the only one in the room with a dirty mind. Very, very funny.
- October 30, 2009 at 10:01 PM
- Mellodee said...
Never saw a skeleton with a goiter before!!!
- October 30, 2009 at 10:04 PM
I just had to post because of my awesome WV.
reashock: where that pumpkin got his surprise!
MC from NZ - October 30, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Ha! If you ignore the top skeleton head and look at the neck as the head, it makes the skeleton look like he's bending forward to really "go" for it!
- October 31, 2009 at 12:09 AM
- Hayley said...
Intentional cake wreck surely LOL
- October 31, 2009 at 7:26 AM
- Monica said...
My favorite part is that he has a snowman face. If it doesn't sell, they can just cover him with more white icing and sell him as a "winter" treat.
- October 31, 2009 at 7:33 AM
- Tasha said...
I mean, he's not even pretending to hold the pumpkin in place.
- October 31, 2009 at 8:13 AM
The pumpkin looks "pleasantly" surprised...
- October 31, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Don't listen to the party poopers, this was hysterical! You never become low-brow Jen, you just call 'em like you see 'em! Once again you made my day.
- October 31, 2009 at 11:17 AM
People need to lay off the criticism of the entries here. Do you not get it? JEN AND JOHN DO NOT MAKE THESE CAKES. They just comment on them. If you don't like the site, don't look at it.
- October 31, 2009 at 12:47 PM
The title of this post just made me day.
- October 31, 2009 at 12:49 PM
- Abby said...
I think they had a Reno 911 episode exactly like this, except replacing the skeleton with a hillbilly.
- October 31, 2009 at 12:58 PM
I would totally have bought that Happy Birthday cake for my mother (who has a Halloween birthday).
Sure she'd disown me, but it would be worth it. :) - October 31, 2009 at 1:29 PM
- Kelly said...
Someone in the bakery has been watching too much SNL. But the look on that poor pumpkin's face . . .
- October 31, 2009 at 2:35 PM
- Nikki said...
I think someone wrote a song about that didn't they? Its my d&#* in a pumpkin. Oh no wait, that was a box... :)
- October 31, 2009 at 6:34 PM
The commentary made a good wreck 100x funnier.
Also, snowman head? How hard is a skull? - October 31, 2009 at 10:16 PM
Cake Wrecks was mentioned on BBC America's Graham Norton show....I was exceited to day the least.
- November 1, 2009 at 1:36 AM
For those of you who have seen Fletch, I can just hear the pumpkin singing "Moon river.."
- November 1, 2009 at 1:45 AM
- Amanda | Glittericity said...
The title of the post said it all xDDD And the expression on the pumpkin's face really makes it!
- November 1, 2009 at 11:48 AM
- Lindsey@pickyeatings said...
Simply amazing.
- November 2, 2009 at 9:27 AM
- Melissa (& Billy) said...
*shakes head*
There are no words. - November 2, 2009 at 12:44 PM
- Kameron said...
It's hard to pretend I'm working when I read the title of the post, look down at the picture and bust out laughing!
- November 2, 2009 at 2:07 PM
- Mia D. said...
I laughed so hard at the happy skeleton posing with his pumpkin that I cried. No joke.
- November 2, 2009 at 7:17 PM
- Alexis Ceule said...
John and Jen, I look forward to the sexual innuendos. Keep 'em coming. (no pun).
Alexis (Socialology) - November 3, 2009 at 12:10 PM
- Haiku Joy said...
My other pet peeve!
gets it in the butt. - November 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Aaaaah! I had totally forgotten about the "First, cut a hole in a melon" website until I saw this. My husband and I have spent the last ten minutes laughing our butts off. "Next, put it in the microwave."
- November 8, 2009 at 11:08 PM
I see a snowman and a pumpkin on legs.
Lol. =0) - November 16, 2009 at 5:29 PM
- Rosemary Wessel said...
LOVE the title!!
This one was obviously from a naughty bakery. - June 24, 2010 at 1:01 PM
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Section 18
Revelation to Joseph Smith the Prophet, Oliver Cowdery, and David Whitmer, given at Fayette, New York, June 1829. According to the Prophet, this revelation made known "the calling of twelve apostles in these last days, and also instructions relative to building up the Church."
1–5, Scriptures show how to build up the Church; 6–8, The world is ripening in iniquity; 9–16, The worth of souls is great; 17–25, To gain salvation, men must take upon themselves the name of Christ; 26–36, The calling and mission of the Twelve are revealed; 37–39, Oliver Cowdery and David Whitmer are to search out the Twelve; 40–47, To gain salvation, men must repent, be baptized, and keep the commandments.
1 Now, behold, because of the thing which you, my servant Oliver Cowdery, have desired to know of me, I give unto you these words:
2 Behold, I have manifested unto you, by my Spirit in many instances, that the things which you have written are true; wherefore you know that they are true.
3 And if you know that they are true, behold, I give unto you a commandment, that you rely upon the things which are written;
4 For in them are all things written concerning the foundation of my church, my gospel, and my rock.
5 Wherefore, if you shall build up my church, upon the foundation of my gospel and my rock, the gates of hell shall not prevail against you.
6 Behold, the world is ripening in iniquity; and it must needs be that the children of men are stirred up unto repentance, both the Gentiles and also the house of Israel.
7 Wherefore, as thou hast been baptized by the hands of my servant Joseph Smith, Jun., according to that which I have commanded him, he hath fulfilled the thing which I commanded him.
8 And now, marvel not that I have called him unto mine own purpose, which purpose is known in me; wherefore, if he shall be diligent in keeping my commandments he shall be blessed unto eternal life; and his name is Joseph.
9 And now, Oliver Cowdery, I speak unto you, and also unto David Whitmer, by the way of commandment; for, behold, I command all men everywhere to repent, and I speak unto you, even as unto Paul mine apostle, for you are called even with that same calling with which he was called.
10 Remember the worth of souls is great in the sight of God;
11 For, behold, the Lord your Redeemer suffered death in the flesh; wherefore he suffered the pain of all men, that all men might repent and come unto him.
12 And he hath risen again from the dead, that he might bring all men unto him, on conditions of repentance.
13 And how great is his joy in the soul that repenteth!
14 Wherefore, you are called to cry repentance unto this people.
15 And if it so be that you should labor all your days in crying repentance unto this people, and bring, save it be one soul unto me, how great shall be your joy with him in the kingdom of my Father!
16 And now, if your joy will be great with one soul that you have brought unto me into the kingdom of my Father, how great will be your joy if you should bring many souls unto me!
17 Behold, you have my gospel before you, and my rock, and my salvation.
18 Ask the Father in my name in faith, believing that you shall receive, and you shall have the Holy Ghost, which manifesteth all things which are expedient unto the children of men.
19 And if you have not faith, hope, and charity, you can do nothing.
20 Contend against no church, save it be the church of the devil.
21 Take upon you the name of Christ, and speak the truth in soberness.
22 And as many as repent and are baptized in my name, which is Jesus Christ, and endure to the end, the same shall be saved.
23 Behold, Jesus Christ is the name which is given of the Father, and there is none other name given whereby man can be saved;
24 Wherefore, all men must take upon them the name which is given of the Father, for in that name shall they be called at the last day;
25 Wherefore, if they know not the name by which they are called, they cannot have place in the kingdom of my Father.
26 And now, behold, there are others who are called to declare my gospel, both unto Gentile and unto Jew;
27 Yea, even twelve; and the Twelve shall be my disciples, and they shall take upon them my name; and the Twelve are they who shall desire to take upon them my name with full purpose of heart.
28 And if they desire to take upon them my name with full purpose of heart, they are called to go into all the world to preach my gospel unto every creature.
29 And they are they who are ordained of me to baptize in my name, according to that which is written;
30 And you have that which is written before you; wherefore, you must perform it according to the words which are written.
31 And now I speak unto you, the Twelve—Behold, my grace is sufficient for you; you must walk uprightly before me and sin not.
32 And, behold, you are they who are ordained of me to ordain priests and teachers; to declare my gospel, according to the power of the Holy Ghost which is in you, and according to the callings and gifts of God unto men;
33 And I, Jesus Christ, your Lord and your God, have spoken it.
34 These words are not of men nor of man, but of me; wherefore, you shall testify they are of me and not of man;
35 For it is my voice which speaketh them unto you; for they are given by my Spirit unto you, and by my power you can read them one to another; and save it were by my power you could not have them;
36 Wherefore, you can testify that you have heard my voice, and know my words.
37 And now, behold, I give unto you, Oliver Cowdery, and also unto David Whitmer, that you shall search out the Twelve, who shall have the desires of which I have spoken;
38 And by their desires and their works you shall know them.
39 And when you have found them you shall show these things unto them.
40 And you shall fall down and worship the Father in my name.
41 And you must preach unto the world, saying: You must repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ;
42 For all men must repent and be baptized, and not only men, but women, and children who have arrived at the years of accountability.
43 And now, after that you have received this, you must keep my commandments in all things;
44 And by your hands I will work a marvelous work among the children of men, unto the convincing of many of their sins, that they may come unto repentance, and that they may come unto the kingdom of my Father.
45 Wherefore, the blessings which I give unto you are above all things.
46 And after that you have received this, if you keep not my commandments you cannot be saved in the kingdom of my Father.
47 Behold, I, Jesus Christ, your Lord and your God, and your Redeemer, by the power of my Spirit have spoken it. Amen.


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Polls show that the majority of Americans oppose recent US wars and Wall Street bailouts, yet most remain passive and appear resigned to powerlessness. Many Americans have lost confidence that genuine democracy is possible, and Get Up Stand Up explains how major US institutions have created fatalism. When such fatalism and defeatism sets in, truths about economic injustices and lost liberties are not enough to set people free something else is required. For democratic movements to get off the ground, individuals must recover self-respect, and a people must regain collective confidence that they can succeed at eliminating top-down controls. Get Up, Stand Up describes how anti-elitists can unite and recover dignity, confidence, and the energy to wrest power away from the ruling corporate-government partnership (the "corporatocracy"). Get Up, Stand Up details those strategies and tactics that oppressed peoples have successfully employed to gain power. As you read Bruce Levine's rousing Get Up, Stand Up, inevitably you will be reminded of Thomas Paine's Common Sense, which served as a rallying cry for the colonialists to take action against their British rulers. Today, Levine argues, Americans are ruled by a tyrannical "corporatocracy" i.e. government by big business and for big business and his analysis of why the American people remain so passive in the face of such tyranny is smart, lucid, and passionate. Readers will also find, in his proposals for how the "people" today can stand up and "do battle" with the corporatocracy, a stirring call for action that surely needs to be heard." Robert Whitaker, author of Anatomy of an Epidemic and Mad in America


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Roseville Tax Law Attorney
The fear of adulting—this is what young people are scared of the most. This is because it requires so much of your time and your pocket. One will not merely spend on their basic necessities, but also to spare a portion of their money to pay their taxes which all people will face eventually when they grow up. However, not only are young people having a hard time dealing with taxes but also every taxpayer in the world.
Tax is defined as a compulsory financial charge imposed upon a taxpayer in a certain state, which is coherent with certain laws. Tax law is a body of rules which stipulates the process of tax payments to local, state, and federal authorities and may vary from one state to another.
As a taxpayer, you should know your rights while also abiding by the tax laws. Hence, having an understanding of the Roseville tax laws gives you composure when looking for assistance and counsel regarding taxation matters.
Having a tax law attorney by your side comes in handy when, for instance, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) makes a mistake. A case like this happens; thus, you have the right to appeal to them for assessment to trace what went wrong. You should also learn to connect and communicate with the IRS personnel, but doing so can be difficult. Additionally, the response you might get may not be what you're expecting.
When in doubt, it is wise to contact a tax lawyer to aid your query. Our firm, Defense Tax Partners, offers first-class attorneys with expertise in tax law. You are guaranteed an absolute high-quality service at a reasonable price.
You may contact Defense Tax Partners at (312) 964-8355 for a free initial consultation now.
Roseville Tax Laws
Along with the knowledge of your rights as a taxpayer, you should also be able to recognize tax laws existing in your area. As mentioned earlier, tax laws are unique in every state, as well as their corresponding offense and charges.
Being familiar with the following Roseville tax laws gives you an upper hand in managing your tax affairs:
Consumer Tax Law
Consumer tax is typically high for goods or services considered unessential such as cigarettes and liquor. The consumer tax law in Roseville sets a rather high tax rate on cigarettes.
The objective of the consumer sales tax is directed at a person's expenditure rather than a person's earning. Consumer taxes in Roseville are flat percent, unlike in income tax. This denotes that everyone equally pays the same percentage regardless of how much they spend. There are various tax percentages depending on the sale or item taxed on the other hand.
These are the two general forms of consumer taxes in Roseville, IL: sales tax and excise tax. The former charges 6.25% for sales within the state. It applies to most consumer sales in the state with some exceptions such as movie tickets, food purchased at grocery stores, food sold at student cafeterias, some Internet sales, newspapers, and sales by nonprofit organizations. Cities and counties may have their own sales tax on top of the Roseville state sales tax.
Excise tax, on the other hand, is a tax on a specific item that is used to either discourage purchase or use of an item or to help pay for expenses that are associated with it. The said tax can be a flat rate per item or can be a percentage of the price, like a sales tax. The state imposes the aforementioned tax in addition to their revenue raising.
The specific consumer taxes in Roseville include cigarettes, gambling, liquor, and gasoline tax.
Personal Income Tax Law
Roseville tax laws levy a 5% personal income tax on its residents in addition to federal income taxes. It requires individuals, trusts, and estates within the state to pay the desired amount on all taxable net income.
An additional personal property replacement tax of 2.5% of net income is charged on certain partnerships, trusts, and corporations. Earnings of more than $1 million in taxable income are levied an additional 3% tax on that income.
Earned and unearned income are allowed to be taxed under the basic tax law, both by the state and the federal government. Salary, wages, tips, commissions, bonuses, unemployment benefits, and sick pays are under earned income. Unearned income, on the other hand, includes dividends, profits from asset sales, interest, business and farm income, royalties, gambling winnings, rent income, and alimony.
When Do You Need a Tax Lawyer?
Typically, clients seek tax law attorneys to provide them further knowledge and elaboration on specific tax laws. You can also tap them to advise you about methods to avoid paying unnecessary taxes, while still staying within the bounds of the law. Additionally, you can seek their assistance in filing state and federal income tax returns online, which most states do.
Tax laws in every state constantly change, so it is better to have a tax law attorney to update you now and then regarding your tax situations. A tax lawyer can also help you formulate estate-planning strategies to help you stay below the exemption threshold and avoid a significant portion of your estate going to the IRS.
They are also useful when starting up a business since any business setup will have tax ramifications. Tax lawyers in the business can advise you about the structure and tax treatment of your company, assist you with contracts, tax treatment, and other legal matters. Most of all, tax lawyers are invaluable when facing legal issues against the IRS because they are the most knowledgeable and experienced in the field of concern and can support your case.
Top Roseville Tax Law Attorneys
Dealing with your payments alone is such a taxing task to do. How much more if you are facing some issues and concerns regarding your tax affairs? In that case, a tax law attorney is the most reliable person to run to.
Here at Defense Tax Partners, our tax law attorneys are experts in the field of Roseville tax laws with specializations ranging from corporate tax to executive compensation and benefits, including ERISA pension funding and administration. Working with our top tax lawyers guarantees you excellent and favorable results. We will guide and assist you with our utmost best.
For many years of operation, we entrust you to our professional and upright tax lawyers who have been offering services regarded highly by their former clients. Rest assured that your hard-earned money will not go to waste when working with us.
Reach Us
When you feel confused over your tax managements or have noticed an anomaly in your tax affairs, immediately take action on it by investigating it with the help of a tax law expert. Contact the support of a tax law attorney to rub your fear away. Nothing is more fearful than seeing a portion of your hard-earned money getting mishandled by the IRS.
Call Defense Tax Partners at (312) 964-8355 for a free initial consultation with our skilled Roseville tax law attorney now.


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