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International Entrepreneurships
Getting Started
Welcome to the MC IE Group (0:26)
The MemberClouds Website
Private WhatsApp Group: - Closed
Private WhatsApp Groups 2019
Private Facebook Group
Welcome to the International Entrepreneurs Group
Our Slack Group
Big Picture Intro
What Will be Covered in this Course
Who Am I?
Who Are You? - Part 1
Improving Yourself
First Steps
Join us on Discord instead of WhatsApp
Our Twitch Channel
MCIE Forums
Intro to MCIE
Day 1 - Historical Background
Day 2 - Historical Background
Day 3 - Why I started I.E.
Day 4 - Intro to Innovation
Day 5 - The Master Plan
Day 6 - Tools and Resources
Day 7 - Behind the Scenes
Day 8 - Marketing!
Day 9 - Cryptocurrency and Digital Money
Day 9 - Part 2
Day 9 - Part 3
Q:`What do you want to get out of being in this group?
The International Business Model
2018 Podcasts
Day Zero - Overview of Changes to MCIE in 2018
Day 1 - Happy New Year - Day # 1 of 2018
Day 2 - What was biggest thing you learned this past year (2017)?
Day 3 - What stage of the Entrepreneur Journey are you at?
Day 4 - How do you plan to take your business to the next level?
Day 5 - What is your vision for your business?
Day 6 - What is the best business advice you have every gotten?
Day 7 - Why are you either an entrepreneur or want to be one?
Day 8 - Would you like me to continue doing a podcast a day or once a week?
Day 9 - What is the best way to reach your customer?
Day 10 - Podcast # 10
Jan 21st: Podcast #11
Jan. 22nd: Big Announcement
Day 25 - Let's Talk About Marketing
Day 30 - Why are you either an entrepreneur or want to be one?
Working Hard (11:04)
What's the Future of Work?
Time Management
Weekly Updates
[Weekly Update] Sept. 30: The Next 3 Years (7:41)
[Weekly Update] Oct. 8: Upcoming Changes (4:58)
[Weekly Update] Oct 15, 2017 - Update (4:51)
[Weekly Update] Oct 30, 2017 (8:28)
[Weekly Update] Nov. 25: What do you want to Learn or Teach?
[Weekly Update] Dec. 24: Merry Christmas
[Weekly Update] Dec. 23: It's Christmas Time (2:04)
[Weekly Update] Dec. 31: The "Last" Video of the Year? (4:40)
[Weekly Update] Jan. 1: Happy New Year
[Weekly Update] Jan. 2: The 2018 Daily Footprints Project! (4:38)
[Weekly Update] Jan. 5: MCIE 2018 Structure & Core Team (13:30)
[Weekly Updates] Jan. 7 (16:45)
[Weekly Updates] Jan. 14 (15:31)
[Weekly Updates] Jan. 21
[Weekly Updates] Jan.27: Interviews are coming in Feb. 2018 (6:54)
[Weekly Updates] Feb. 17: The Direction of MCIE (4:58)
[Weekly Updates] March 3: Upcoming Changes (5:11)
[Weekly Updates] March 17: Announcing New Courses (1:37)
How To Learn From Pressure and Stress
My Realities, Principles & Philosophy
MCIE 2.0 Pre-Launch Video
[Jan 3, 2018] The Entrepreneurs Show - Episode #1
[Jan 5, 2018] The Entrepreneurs Show - Episode #2
[Jan 5, 2018] The Entrepreneurs Show - Episode #2 - Part 2
[Jan 11, 2018] @ShamasArelius on being an Entrepreneur | #EntrepreneurshipShow 4
[Jan 14, 2019] AMA & FAQ's
Company Structures
Sole Proprietorships
S Corporations
Limited Liability Company (LLC)
Cryptocurrency - Digital Money of the Future
Where to Buy Bitcoin
What is Crypto?
Buy Litecoin
Start Staking
Learn More
Why You Should Buy Bitcoin!
What are your thoughts on Segwit2x?
In Canada?
IOTA vs. Bitcoin
New Crypto$ Online Course
Exchanges - Part 1
Exchanges - Part 2 -- Finance with a B
Exchanges - Part 3
Exchange #4 - Brand New!
On my way to a Crypto Currency Meet Up (9:49)
What mining Crypto look like ... (2:21)
Intro to Innovation
Innovation & Design
What is Innovation?
Innovating Google Maps
Intuition Is The Highest Form Of Intelligence
Inventions (7:08)
Are you looking for a partner in a innovative business idea?
Good Leaders Are Good Learners
Impostor Syndrome
Conscious Leadership
Checking out some good books on Leadership (3:35)
Fire Yourself!
What kind of Manager are you?
Are you Listening?
Support Us
Profound Ideation Inc.
Linkedin Recommendations
Keep Learning
The Sales+Tech Landscape
The Entrepreneur's Best Kept Secret!
Become a FaceBook Marketing Maestro!
Free Retro Vectors
Need Hosting?
Business Suite
Grow your Social Network
Best Recommended Online Web Hosts
25 Free Photoshop Image Processing Actions
Best FREE Team Collaboration Tool for Projects
FREE Interns
Working on your Business
Email Marketing
Why Video Marketing?
Mobile Website
Intro to Funnels
Benefits of Online Video Marketing
Getting Help
Questions you need to answer
What have you done with your life?
Do you ever feel uncomfortable when selling?
What do you think is the best way to charge a client for your work?
What are the characteristics that you think an entrepreneur must have?
What are the characteristics that you have that are suited in becoming an entrepreneur?
What do you think are some benefits of having your own business?
What is your main goal of being in this group?
Why do/did you want to start you own business?
Do you have any entrepreneurial tendencies ?
Are you an innovator?
Have you ever hired anyone?
Do you ever feel you might be in the wrong business?
Having trouble getting the attention of business owners?
How Do You Start Your Day Right?
How to find your perfect clients
Do you have the drive to push yourself everyday?
What are the bad habits that you are willing to change in order to be a better entrepreneur?
25/9/2017 - What are the sacrifices that you are willing to make for this entrepreneurial journey?
26/9/2017 - What do different entrepreneur that you know have in common?
27/9/2017 - Do you consider yourself as a problem solver?
28/9/2017 - Are there anyone else you know who is also in the same position as you when it comes to starting a business?
29/9/2017 - What are the capitals that you need to begin that business?
30/9/2017 - What are the resources that you have so far that you can use to start that business?
1/10/2017 - What do you want people to known you for?
2/10/2017 - Share the names of a few entrepreneurs you respect and follow. & Tell us why.
3/10/2017 - What are some special skills that you have that you can stand out from the rest of the crowd?
4/10/2017 - What do you know about starting a business so far?
5/10/2017 - Will you regret it if your Business fails?
6/10/2017 - How do you plan to do it when starting that business?
7/10/2017 - What is your first step?
8/10/2017 - Are you on planning doing this business as sole proprietorship or partnership?
9/10/2017 - What would you plan on outsourcing, if anything?
10/10/2017 - Will you be able to handle the pressure when going through tough times?
11/10/2017 - What are the resources that you need to start your online or offline business?
12/10/2017 - What are the things that you need to manage in a business?
Have you ever started a Business?
14/10/2017 - What kind of business would you be looking to start, Online or Offline?
15/10/2017 - What are your short term business plans?
16/10/2017 - What are your long term business plans?
17/10/2017 - What is your niche?
18/10/2017 - What are your budgets for this business?
19/10/2017 - How are you planning to expand your social network?
20/10/2017 - Do you have the patient to wait before your business becomes successful?
21/10/2017 - Do you think this is the right time for you to start this business?
22/10/2017 - What do you do if you don't have enough capital to start that business
23/10/2017 - How are you planning driving traffic to your business?
24/10/2017 - Are there any demands for your business?
25/10/2017 - What are the biggest challenges that you are facing right now?
26/10/2017 - What's stopping you from starting that business? (if there is any)
27/10/2017 - How are you planning to market your business?
28/10/2017 - What are the resources that you can get to help growing your business?
30/10/2017 - Do you think your business scalable? How do you think you can grow your business?
31/10/2017 - Do you see yourself doing it in 5 years?
1/11/2017 - How well do you think your business will work?
2/11/2017 - Who do you think would be willing to pay for your service?
3/11/2017 - How are you planning to providing value to your clients?
4/11/2017 - How are you planning on telling your clients that they need to rely on your services?
5/11/2017 - How much money will your start-up cost?
6/11/2017 - What is the best way to reach your customer?
7/11/2017 - What can you learn from the successful entrepreneur?
8/11/2017 - What impact do you think your business can make to this world?
9/11/2017 - Will you still start your business if money is not an issue?
10/11/2017 - What are the things that you are willing to sacrifice in order to make this business work?
11/11/2017 - How serious are you in starting your business?
12/11/2017 - What is your routine going to be like once your business takes off?
13/11/2017 - What do you want your dream life to look like?
14/11/2017 - What are the companies that you know have failed?
15/11/2017 - What is your favourite social media platform?
16/11/2017 - Are you starting this business to make money or to do what you love?
17/11/2017 - What are your gifts, talents, strengths, and skills?
18/11/2017 - Tell us about your passions and hobbies
19/11/2017 - What have you, do or will you bring to our team?
20/11/2017 - How much cash will you have at risk when starting your business?
21/11/2017 - Do you currently have other obligations that will prevent you from giving the business 100 percent?
22/11/2017 - Would there be a much better time for you to start a business other than now?
23/11/2017 - What are your alternatives if you don't start a business now?
24/11/2017 - What are the chances of your success?
25/11/2017 - If your business doesn't work out, how easily will you be able to pick yourself up and move along to the next endeavour?
26/11/2017 - Suppose your business provides less income than you expected. How long should you stick with it?
27/11/2017 - Are you looking at starting a business from a position of relative strength?
28/11/2017 - Are you afraid of starting a Business? Why or why not?
29/11/2017 - Do you have a great idea upon which to start a business?
30/11/2017 - What Is your Unique Selling Proposition?
1/12/2017 - What's your New Year Resolution?
[2-12-17] Who is the most stupid?
Are you stuck?
How do you know when it's time to go in a different direction?
Jan.1: What three things you are curious to know more about?
Jan.2: What was biggest thing you learned this past year (2017)?
Jan.3: What stage of the Entrepreneur Journey are you at?
Jan.4: How do you plan to take your business to the next level?
Jan.5 - What is your vision for your business?
Jan.6: What is the best business advice you have every gotten?
Jan.7 - Why are you either an entrepreneur or want to be one?
Jan.8: Would you like me to continue doing a podcast a day or once a week?
Jan.9: What is the best way to reach your customer?
Jan.10: In what ways does your business 'Give Back' to the community?
Jan.11: What was one of the most interesting things you have learned in the last 2-5 years?
Jan.12: What was one of your most challenging moments? Why?
Jan.13: What are some personal side projects you are working on this year? How did it benefit your work / life or the World?
Jan.14: What advice would you offer someone else who is starting to be an entrepreneur?
Jan.15: What is your main goal for being in this group?
Jan.16: What do you want to get out of it
Jan.17: When all everything is falling apart, where or from whom do you seek for help?
Jan.18: What do you think are the most important or crucial things you have done or need to do to grow your business?
Jan.19: Have you read any good books recently about Entrepreneurship or business development? Please share the name and author.
Jan.20: What have been some of your failures, and what have you learned from them?
Jan.21: What can we (I / MCIE) do to for you?
Jan.22: What is your passion?
Jan 23: If you had the chance to start your career / businesss over again, what would you do differently?
Jan 24: How do you usually generate new ideas?
Jan.25: When things get tough, what do you do?
Jan.26: Who would like to be interviewed in Feb. 2018
Jan.27: What has been your most satisfying moment in business?
Jan.28: What Factors Do You Consider Most Often When Planning for the Future?
Jan.29: What have you tried and failed?
Jan.30: If I could master one skill in 2018, what would it be? Why?
What are some of the most efficient way of promoting a brand?
Personal Branding
Case Studies
Instagram Trends
Holographic SEO (14:52)
Auto Repair Video
FREE Book - 108 Proven Split Test that Works!
Real Estate Mastermind Plan - Part 1
Real Estate Mastermind Plan - Part 2
DARPA, NIH, Oxford "human superfuel"
[FREE Resource] The Ultimate YouTube SEO Cheat-Sheet
"What" is the Wrong Question
You need to decide
Rethinking Marketing!
Do you have Funnels?
What Do You Really Want To Learn? (5:27)
What is your Category?
How to Network with others at Local Events
Why Networking in Person is Important (6:38)
Wanna to learn to use Linkedin for Business, Sales and Marketing?
Web Design & Development
Learn Web Design
Make your Own Website
Web Development (5:25)
Learn Coding
Thoughts on AngularJS
What should you learn before programming?
Weekly Webinars
Are you a speaker or want to be?
Being Social
Social Media - Table of Contents
Google Hangouts
Social Media - Part 1
Social Media - Part 2
Our Network of Groups
International Mastermind Group (Original)
The Canada Mastermind Group
Slack Group
FaceBook Group
YouTube Channel
WhatsApp Group
Our Telegram IM
Improve Yourself
Need a Job?
Read as many books as you can!
Plan or Plan to Fail
Introduction to Improving Yourself!
Q: When all everything is falling apart, where do you seek for help?
(FREE Book) How to Build an Online Empire from Scratch | Expert Secrets!
Learn More by Being a Teacher
Don't expect things for free (21:41)
What was the best advice you've ever received?
What was the worst advice you've ever received?
Let's Make Some Money
Are you 21?
BTC investments - Step 1
Bitcoin Moon #1
LTC Moon
Make Money "Watching" Videos
10 ways to start Making Money!
10 hot startups ideas
Accept Credit Cards & Payments From Your Phone
Wanna Freelance Remotely?
Bitcoin Faucet
Exploring Scientific Advertising
What skills do you wish you had when you started out?
Never Give Up!
Get Help
Growth Hacking
Drones & the Future (12:42)
Let's Talk about the Future! (8:17)
Don't be a solopreneur! (6:46)
The Machine Learning and Artificial Intelligence Bundle
Could you start a Company in Canada?
Should you move to Canada?
The Transition
Running on own Business
Being An Entrepreneur (15:32)
Being Self-Employed
Books you should read (3:05)
The #1 Skill of an Entrepreneur
Is E-Commerce A Fad?
Is E-Commerce A Fad? - Part 2
Updates + Q & A's (Saturday Aug. 22, 2015)
Starting Your Online Business
Intro to this mini-course
1. What is Internet Marketing? (6:45)
2. Starting With Solid Foundations (10:26)
3. Introducing Content Marketing (9:38)
4. A Basic Introduction to Social Media Marketing (10:52)
5. An Introduction to SEO Part 1 (7:12)
6. An Introduction to SEO Part 2 (4:38)
7. An Introduction to PPC (5:28)
What's Next
Creating Your Own Information Products
Create Your Own Product: (Contest + Online Course) (4:59)
Future Courses we are working on
Facebook Marketing Maestro
More Tools and Resources From Profound Ideation Inc.
[Courses] Instagram Stories -- Coming Soon
Daily Check-in's (2:36)
Online Courses
I'm going to make more podcasts
Amazon's Big Bet On AR/VR is called Sumerian
[Courses] MCIE 2.0 -- Coming Soon
The New Business Model
Change Your Thoughts & the World
Vision & Mission (9:23)
Health & Fitness (0:24)
What surprised you the most about your entrepreneurial journey?
[Big Data] Business & Industry
Exploring Data Science
Simplified Data Preparation
Open Data's Global Impact
Comment on the value of a university education in this day and age!
What is the Future of Education?
Health & Fitness
Earn your favourite points. Make healthy lifestyle choices.
Sweat for Coins
New Online Course
Welcome to MCIE 2.0
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Last May I was given the great privilege to write a sidebar in Christian Crumlish and Erin Malone's fabulous new book, Designing Social Interfaces. The topic I was asked to write about is "onboarding"—designing welcoming experiences for new users by easing them in. You might have seen a couple blog posts that I've previously written about how Plurk and Yahoo! Shine handled the onboarding process.
The authors have given me the permission to republish the sidebar here in full. I hope you enjoy it and find it valuable. I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments.
When you're done reading, do yourself a favor and buy a copy of Designing Social Interfaces. It's a must-have for anyone involved in designing and developing social products and services.
What is onboarding, and why is it important?
Most companies think that getting people to sign up is the ultimate challenge, but what about getting them oriented to your site and actually using it? That process of helping people get started is called onboarding, and it's crucial that you give it the attention it deserves.
When left to their own devices in a new space without any sense of direction or purpose, many users can feel lost, overwhelmed, and confused about what they're supposed to be doing there. The user might have arrived at your site from a link in an article, an organic search result, or on the recommendation of a friend. In essence, the user is taking a leap of faith that she will be able to achieve something on your site, and it's your responsibility to shake her hand and show her the ropes when she gets there.
They say you don't get a second chance to make a first impression, and on the Web it's truer than ever. If you don't capture the attention of new visitors from the moment they arrive and guide them on their initial journey through the site, they won't learn that the benefit you provide outweighs the cost—their time and effort to participate—and as a result, won't stick around very long. Worse, they'll tell their friends not to bother visiting, either.
Onboarding is the process by which you can help users overcome the cold-start problem—a blank profile, an unfamiliar interface, a general feeling of "what the heck do I do next?" Many websites force users to start from square one and build up content (and value) over time. Social apps in particular are prone to this because so much of their usefulness is derived from person-to-person interaction and user-generated content.
The term onboarding comes from the field of human resources and the common practice of new hire orientation. In that context, the steps in the process are often referred to as accommodate, assimilate, and accelerate—all of which apply quite nicely to how new users ought to be treated in order to bring them into the fold.
Accommodating your users means giving them the tools they want and need to use your site to their benefit. Assimilating means helping the user to absorb the culture of the site and, in a sense, come to resemble the existing users. And accelerating generally applies to delivering on the value proposition better and faster.
Oftentimes, the true value of your product or service becomes apparent only after significant use—perhaps because the user needs a sizable social network to really reap the benefits, or because continued activity on the site ultimately leads to something, like better recommendations. But don't make the mistake of assuming that your users will stick with you that long. You need to help them get there as quickly and painlessly as possible in order to make your case.
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One of the best and most often-cited examples of an onboarding process is on Tumblr.com. Tumblr proudly calls itself the easiest way to blog and goes to great lengths to prove its point. The sign-up process itself is dead simple—just a single form to provide an email address, password, and desired URL. Once the user confirms her credentials by logging in, she is presented with the main interface and blogging tool, but most of the page is dimly lit. Her attention is directed to the toolbar, and a large bubble tells her exactly what to do next: "Create your first post!" In actuality, there are a dozen things she could do from here, but the guide is making a decision for her. By limiting the user's focus, Tumblr ensures that she is significantly less overwhelmed by the options at this point, while simultaneously being trained on the primary purpose of the product—to create content.
As the user mouses over each of the post options, only the subtitle changes: "try writing about something you did today;" "try linking to a cool website you like." The language is clear and concise, the value inherent to the directive, and the user begins to conceptualize the variety of things she can achieve with the product despite the very simple interaction that is required.
At any point in the process the user can "x-out"—close the large bubble and exit to the main interface—without further interruption, but the copy and visualizations are compelling enough to urge her forward.
Once the user posts something, the next step in the onboarding process is to customize the blog. Now everything on the screen is dim except for the location of the Customize link. Not only is the user being taught about the ability to customize, she's also learning where to access the functionality later on when she needs it again. Now that the user knows how to post content and customize her blog, the last step in the onboarding process is to "Follow some cool people!" One of the biggest differentiators for Tumblr is its highly active community, but until a new user is connected to several other bloggers, she might not truly comprehend its magnitude. Tumblr overcomes this by encouraging users to find their friends early on, in a variety of methods. A user can scan for contacts in an existing email address book, or follow people under Staff Picks, Music, or Art and Artists. By observing the usage patterns of these popular and highly active users, new users will most quickly understand how to use Tumblr to their advantage, nearly guaranteeing more frequent use of the site.
Other variations on onboarding
Onboarding can sidestep the sign-up process entirely. TripIt, a travel itinerary and planner site, allows users to simply forward the site a recent travel confirmation email and TripIt takes care of the rest. By sucking in all of this content automatically, TripIt removes any effort new users have to put into the first-time experience and can almost immediately present the site's value. They do have a sign-up process (just an email and password), but it is not required to see their tools in action. This strikingly reduces the barrier to entry and is still rare enough to make a user sit up and take notice.
When it originally launched last year, Yahoo!'s Shine, a website for women, had an interesting take on first-time use. Though it is no longer live, Shine's onboarding process wasn't directed at recent registrants, but instead was directed at first-time visitors to the site to help orient them to its variety of features. On a user's first visit, a "Welcome to Shine" layer appeared in the center of the page. It said, "Shine features the best writers and bloggers in women's publishing. Plus, connect with likeminded women, share stories and more. Take a ten-second tour to see more."
By clicking the single call to action, a Continue button, the user was moved all around the page, with the browser auto-scrolling accordingly. It was a three-step process that also used the familiar bubble pointing at the functionality on the page with a short description of its purpose. It highlighted access to Yahoo! Mail in the sidebar, a recent activity stream of user-submitted content, and a quick-access headline list at the very bottom of the page. In the last bubble was a Get Started link that ended the onboarding process and scrolled the user all the way back up to the top of the page.
Suffice it to say, there are a variety of ways to handle a new user orientation. The user's mindset and the site's business goals, brand identity, and value proposition must all be taken into account. After all, this is the first impression, and you know what they say about those.


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What are ergonomics?
Ergonomics is the study and practice of improving the way people move and function within their daily life. Emphasis is placed on maximizing efficiency and safety through the use of certain tools or body mechanic strategies, and identifying how certain factors may be contributing to injury. The term ergonomics comes from the Greek language and roughly translates to "fitting a job to the person."
Physical therapists are trained in ergonomics teaching as a means to help people with injury prevention and resolution. Both the tools used in your home or workplace (everything from your chair to your car to your computer to industry-specific machinery), as well as the way you use these tools are subject to study and modification. Your physical therapist can determine if these tools and your workplace requirements or home responsibilities are physically suited to you, and if not, what can be done about it.
Why are ergonomics so important in the workplace?
According to the Occupational Health & Safety Administration (OSHA), companies in the United States spend at least $170 billion annually on occupational injuries. Fortunately, OSHA also points out that businesses can reduce their injury and illness costs by up to 40% by implementing certain health and safety systems, including proper ergonomics training.
So, what kind of injuries are we talking about? The typical American employee may face any of the following musculoskeletal injuries, which are common in the workplace:
- Cervical strain and pain (including a new phenomenon called "text neck")
- TMJ dysfunction and tension headaches
- Carpal tunnel syndrome (median nerve entrapment at the wrist)
- Tendonitis (inflammation in tendons)
- Rotator cuff strains and tears
- Medial or lateral epicondylitis (golfer's or tennis elbow, respectively)
- Trigger finger
- Back pain caused by injuries to the muscles, joints, or discs
Of course, it's not possible to completely eliminate one's risk for sustaining one of the above injuries. However, it's important to note that poor posture, excessive sedentary behavior, and improper workspace setup all contribute to the incidence of such conditions.
In other words, fixing your ergonomics at work can drastically decrease your risk of sustaining an injury that may cost you in terms of medical bills, lost wages, and decreased productivity!
Of course, ergonomics is not just for the workplace. In truth, everyone in your household needs to have a healthy awareness of good ergonomics in their daily lives, while doing everything from using their smartphone to driving to playing sports.
What should I expect during an ergonomics evaluation with my physical therapist?
Simply treating the signs and symptoms of an injury won't necessarily prevent the injury from recurring again and again, at least not until the factors leading to the issue are identified and addressed. This is why an ergonomics evaluation is so critical for both symptom resolution and injury prevention.
Here's what you can expect when you come to our physical therapy clinic for an assessment:
One of our physical therapists will thoroughly evaluate your body, your current and past medical history, and your home and/or work environment. We'll ask you about the set-up of your desk or office, the type of tools and equipment you use, the expectations and demands of your job, and a summary of your typical day. While it's great to see you in your actual environment, we can also simulate or recreate certain tasks or set-ups in order to get a clearer idea of the nature of your work and your general capacity for performing such work.
Based on all this information, we'll be able to educate you on certain strategies that can help you manage your health better in your environment. When it comes to ergonomics, our focus is on improving posture, energy efficiency, and body mechanics (the way you move), as well as making necessary adjustments, modifications, and changes to reduce and prevent further pain and injury. We may recommend adjusting the position of your computer monitor, for example, or teach you how to implement a more frequent rest break policy so that you're not sitting at your desk all day. We may also recommend specialized devices or equipment modifications, such as splints or wrist supports, that can help you perform your typical work duties with greater physical safety and comfort.
In addition to ergonomics training, we'll likely provide you with other physical therapy services to address your symptoms, including therapeutic exercises, joint mobilizations, and modalities such as electrical stimulation or cryotherapy.


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Boone Titanium Ring - Tree Bark with 2 Accents
These are the fonts that can be engraved in your ring. The fonts are scaleable, so they can be made larger or smaller to fit. A good rule of thumb is to keep the number of characters to around 32 or fewer. Smaller rings will have less room, so fewer letters will be more readable. The same goes for tension set rings, where there will not be as much room for an inscription due to the stone gap. Wide rings will have the option of engraving on more than one line. Some rings, such as Helixx, have geometry which is difficult to engrave, but may be possible if the number of characters is kept very small.
Titanium Rings Studio Guarantee
Titanium Rings Studio offers a 30 day refund policy for you, which we feel addresses issues that may arise while you are considering purchasing from us online. We understand that in order to fully appreciate our handcrafted quality jewelry, you need to experience it first hand. Our intention is to support you, the customer, in any way possible so that you are comfortable while selecting from our quality, handcrafted designs.
PLEASE NOTE: This refund is not available for rings with stone settings or for rings that are custom designs as they are labor intensive and the materials are costly. For returned rings with engravings, there is a 20% restocking fee and for rings with precious metal inlays, there is a 35% restocking fee.
Design Flaw Replacement
Our titanium rings are guaranteed for life! If a design should ever fail, it will be replaced at no charge to you. Any error on our part will be corrected at no charge to you. We will handle shipping costs for these returns.
Not as Pictured
If you receive a ring that does not look like the ring pictured on our site, you may return or exchange it. Please keep in mind that we will not take a ring that shows wear or that has been damaged in any way while in your possession. Also, remember that changing the width on some styles considerably alters the appearance of the ring.
Any ring that was mis-sized due to customer error or local jeweler error will not be handled by this policy. Customers are responsible for sizing. All ordered rings are sized to your exact specifications. Please take your time with sizing. When in doubt, ORDER A RING SIZER from us. If the mis-sized ring is our mistake, we will be happy to make corrections at no cost to you. For more on sizing, refer to our sizing page .
Prong Settings
Though we offer the best craftsmanship possible for all styles of titanium rings, please be aware that any prong set ring, whether made of titanium or any softer metal, does require lifetime maintenance. One of the best qualities of titanium is it's durability, yet this is a quality of the metal itself and not of the prong setting design. We will happily repair/maintain these rings for you as needed over the years, just as any jeweler would take care of a custom designed engagement ring. Stones should be checked regularly, usually every three years. It is recommended these rings be worn for special occasions rather than everyday.
I remember, as a child, watching my grandmother take out her jewelry every Saturday to polish and prepare it for church on Sunday. And during the week, these precious pieces were kept safe in her jewelry box. This is how any prong set ring should be treated.
30 Day Warranty Specifications
- All returns or alterations must be ordered within 30 days of delivery.
- Please be aware that any rings returned that have been altered in any way by the customer will not be accepted. We are happy to exchange or refund any rings returned in original condition.
- For rings with engravings, there will be a 20% restocking fee.
- This warranty does not cover stone sets or custom designs. We are unable to accept returns or exchanges on stone set or custom designed rings.
- Custom ordered precious stones, or stones sent by the customer are not covered by this warranty. These should be covered by your insurance policy.
- When returning a ring, please use appropriate packaging (box) and ship insured for full value and in good condition. Be sure to include contact information with a note indicating your wishes.
- All stone set and inlaid rings are shipped to you in excellent condition. We can not be held responsible for any mistreatment of the titanium ring, inlaid material, or inset stone following delivery to the customer. This warranty is void if there is evidence of unusual or abusive treatment of the ring. PLEASE NOTE: Our prong settings are high quality and we will guarantee the setting for one year. If the setting fails following that year, we will work with you to replace the setting for a fee that covers our shipping and materials.
- Any stone set rings ordered without the stones are not returnable
- We will remake a ring at 35% of the original cost of the ring only during the 30 day after purchase period. After that we do offer a 10% discount to returning customers.
- For further instructions pertaining to shipping, please see our shipping and returns page.


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UFC Lightweight Champion Frankie Edgar checks in with his first of three blogs leading up to his UFC 125 title defense against Gray Maynard
We're getting closer to the fight with Gray Maynard on January 1st, and just finished up another good week in camp. I got back on Sunday from Ricardo Almeida's fight in Montreal and got right back into things on Monday. I went up to Phil Nurse's in the city in the morning, and then I went over to Renzo's and took John Danaher's class, and Renzo was there as well. Then I shot over to Toms River and finished with strength and conditioning. That's what a typical day is like in camp - I'm always on the road. The city's the farthest I go, though I still go up to Hamilton to Ricardo's academy, which is like an hour away.
It was nice to break up camp a little bit with Ricardo's fight, and he beat a tough guy in TJ Grant at UFC 124. I think Ricardo has fought his last three fights two or three weeks before my fights and I like it. I like the fact that I get to go and take the whole UFC event in without having to fight. It kinda gets me prepared for what's to come.
And as far as breaking camp to work his corner, that's just how we roll. I know he's gonna be in the corner for me and he's my teammate, so we sacrifice for each other. When he sacrifices for me, that's the least I could do for him. It's funny, but I had people asking me, 'you're the champ, why are you carrying someone else's gear?' But I'm real. I feel like I'm a working class fighter, and that's what a working class guy would do. And it's the least I can do – if anything, I feel honored to carry his stuff from the cage because I know he would do it for me.
While in Montreal I got to see the commercial for my fight on the big screen, and when they called me the best lightweight in the world, it was great to hear that and to finally get that recognition. It definitely adds a little pressure to the next fight for sure, but you have to use that pressure as motivation more than anything. Ever since the second fight with BJ, I feel like I'm getting a little more love, and I'm enjoying it, but as long as my family and teammates treat me the same, then it's all good no matter what happens.
You can't get too caught up in what people are saying though, because I've got a big fight in front of me. And I can't really look at it as revenge; I'm just looking at this as my next fight, and I need to defend my belt against a tough opponent. It just so happens that he beat me and a win would be a perk of the job.
Our first fight was almost three years ago, and I watch it a little bit, but I think we're two different fighters. I watch more of Gray's recent stuff, but I've definitely sat down with my team and reviewed it somewhat.
One thing a lot of people don't remember from around that fight is that I was the first person from the Jersey shore on MTV because they had me on 'True Life' even before the Situation and Snooki made it big. A lot of people ask me about 'The Jersey Shore,' and the first season I didn't watch too much, but the second season I started watching it, and it's pretty entertaining. I literally live over the bridge from where they film it and that's not acting – there are people like that.
But back to the first fight with Gray. They were filming the 'True Life' episode for MTV and I was getting married ten days after the fight, but I'm not a big excuse guy. He was just better than me that night. If anything, I would blame the loss on my technical skills at the time or my gameplan, stuff like that. And when it came to the altitude in Colorado that night, I thought I felt fine. It was definitely one of my fights where I didn't have the same energy levels, but I wouldn't say it was the altitude. When things aren't going your way, sometime you feel a little more tired than normal.
That was a long time ago though and we've both gotten better, so I think this is going to be a great fight on January 1st. Christmas is coming up on Saturday, but it's still time to work, so this week I'll go hard, and I go hard right until I get into Vegas. My body's always pretty healthy, so I don't really tone it down too much and being that I don't really have to cut weight, my body doesn't take too much of a beating. But before you ask, that doesn't mean I'm leaving the lightweight division anytime soon. There are definitely enough challenges at '55 for me and being that the WEC got acquired by the UFC, there are a lot of interesting opportunities ahead for me, so we'll see what happens.
Happy Holidays to everyone and thanks for the support. I'll see you back here on fight week.
For more information on Frankie Edgar, follow him on Twitter @FrankieEdgar
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In the following chapters you will find information about how your personal data are treated. Your data may be collected during your navigation on our website or as a consequence of the services that we provide you. In order to take advantage of all the services offered by our website, it is necessary for us to collect and treat your personal data. The treatment of your personal data may consist in collecting, organising, storing, analysing, interpreting, modifying, selecting, comparing, using, connecting, blocking, communicating, cancelling and destructing data. The treatment of your personal data follows the principles of lawfulness and correctness, in compliance with the current law and EU Regulation 2016/679 of the European Parliament and Council. With this privacy notice, we like to inform you about the data we collect, why the collection is necessary, and also of your rights in connection with the treatment of your data.
Owner of the Treatment
The Owner of the Treatment of your personal data on this website site is Michael Deltedesco, with legal offices at "The Mittermoar", Unterdorfweg/Paese di Sotto 17, Albeins/Albes, 39042 Brixen/Bressanone, Italy, VAT ID 02740990219.
For more information, please contact us using the following addresses:
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"The Mittermoar" treat your data for the following purposes:
Type of treatment
Your personal data are treated manually, but also electronically, mainly through the use of automated processes, depending on the objectives. In this case, we specifically use databases and computerised platforms that may be managed by both us and third parties. Each type of treatment guarantees the respect and the confidentiality of the data treated. We store such data and general information in the database and in the servers as logfiles. In order to provide you with a unique navigation experience, we need to collect some technical data that are necessary for the correct operation of the website:
The legal basis for this type of treatment is article 6 of the GDPR. By accessing the website, computerised systems and management software automatically and indirectly collect and/or manage this number of data and information.
At first, the collection of these data in anonymous format is static. However, later on the data are treated to ensure a high level of protection and safety for any data that we collect.
Period of data conservation
In compliance with current laws, the owner of the treatment has defined different periods of data conservation depending on their usage:
Use of cookies
In order to constantly improve the navigation of our website, our company uses cookies. Cookies are text files containing data, which during the navigation to a website are stored in the visitor's computer through the browser. The storage of these data is necessary for the access recognition. You can delete any cookies stored in your computer at any time through the settings of your browser, or even set the browser so that cookies are no longer stored in the future. Should you decide on the latter, we cannot ensure that you will be able to use our website normally, and some services and functionalities may no longer be available. More information on cookies and their usage is available in the dedicated section.
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Should you decide to contact us using the contact form on our website, you will be asked to enter some personal data. This enables us to process your query. This is also the reason why the corresponding fields of the contact form are marked with an asterisk, or in any another way, as mandatory fields. The entering of personal or sensitive data other than those marked as mandatory will be at your discretion. Failure to enter, even in part, the mandatory information marked with an asterisk or similar character may result in the impossibility for us to answer your requests or deliver the requested services. The forwarding of requests using the contact form constitutes your implicit acceptance of the treatment of your personal data. The data that you transmit are treated and stored for a period of time strictly necessary for the processing of your request.
Profiling is any type of automated personal data processing activity that consists in using the information to assess, analyse and predict certain aspects of a natural person. For this type of marketing activities we signed agreements with third parties.
Collaboration with third parties
When we work with our suppliers and use third-party services, we make sure that they are contractually obliged to apply the same privacy/safety standards that we apply, and that such standards are also followed. Such third parties, who act as owners of the treatment of the personal data, guarantee that the data received are not stored and used for purposes other than the contractually agreed. Within the framework of these technical agreements, the mail addresses made available to them are encrypted using technologies such as "hashing", so that any other parties are unable to obtain the original addresses.
It may happen that we need to transfer your data to third parties in Non-European Countries (EEC). The EEC (European Economic Area) consists of the countries of the European Union, plus Switzerland, Iceland, Lichtenstein and Norway. These countries guarantee the same safety standards for the treatment of personal data. This transfer of the data may be necessary if the servers (meaning the physical locations where the data are stored) or if the premises of our suppliers are in countries outside the EEC area. Should we be forced to transfer your data to a country outside the European Economic Area (EEC), it is our responsibility to ensure that they are treated with appropriate safety standards.
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In principle, the personal data are not forwarded. Only in some specific cases, personal data may be disclosed to the following suppliers:
User rights
The affected person's rights may be exercised by the same, and/or by a named person, by sending a written request with acknowledgement of receipt or e-mail to the owner of the treatment, Michael Deltedesco at the operational address of the company "The Mittermoar", Unterdorfweg/Paese di Sotto 17, Albeins/Albes, 39042 Brixen/Bressanone, Italy, The affected person has the right to obtain a copy of the data in our possession, which will be made available in accordance with the terms of current regulations.
In specific cases, we do reserve the right to store some information for legal purposes (for example in case of suspected fraud, or breach of the general terms and conditions). Should you believe that your rights have been violated, you can contact the relevant data protection authorities or take legal action.
Below we are summarizing the rights of an affected person:
Place of the data treatment
The treatment of the personal data that you have transmitted is mainly happening within our working structures, in the departments where the individual responsible for such treatment is located. The agreed contractual activities will only take place in an EU or EEC country.
Any transfers, in part or in full, of the contracted services to a different country shall be subjected to the approval of the customer, and can only take place if the data guarantee and safety conditions do agree with art. 44 and subsequent of the GDPR.
For further information, please contact us at the addresses indicated in the "Copyright" section.
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Use of Google AdWords, Google Tag Manager and Remarketing
This website uses cookies for remarketing campaigns, with the objective of addressing visitors with advertising campaigns later on. The affected person has the possibility to disable these types of cookies by visiting the following link: https://adssettings.google.com/?hl=gb.
Google Fonts
This website uses Web Fonts to ensure the correct display of the graphic content made available by Google. When loading our website, your browser also loads the necessary fonts in the Cache area of the browser itself, so that graphic content is displayed correctly.
In order to do so, the browser needs to connect to the Google server, which will then receive the information that your IP address has loaded our website. The use of Web Fonts by Google ensures a clean and visually enjoyable navigation experience. This represents a legitimate interest also according art. 6, paragraph 1, letter f) of the GDPR. Further information on the use of Web Fonts is available at the following link: https://developers.google.com/fonts/faq , or can be found in the privacy notice of Google itself at https://www.google.com/policies/privacy/.
This website uses WhatsApp-Sharing-Button by WhatsApp Inc., 1601 Willow Road, Menlo Park, California 94025 USA ("WhatsApp"). However, this function is only active when visitors click a the specific button. By clicking the button, users can quickly and easily forward the content of our website to their WhatsApp contacts. When clicked, WhatsApp-Sharing-Button simply sends a link. There is no collection of personal data. In specific, there is no collaboration or exchange of data with WhatsApp. Only when the button is clicked, WhatsApp gets to know the website where the link has been sent from. More information on the privacy is available at the following link: www.whatsapp.com/legal/.
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We treat personal data collected on the website using computerised processes. Personal data are protected by Secure Socket Layer (SSL) encryption. This technology protects the user from the risk of unintentional disclosure of personal data when using an unprotected connection.
The user is notified when accessing a protected connection by a padlock icon. By clicking the padlock icon, the user can then make sure that the SSL certificate is valid and up to date.
Encrypted payment transactions
If there is an obligation to provide us with your payment details after the conclusion of a chargeable contract (e.g. your account number) this data is required for payment processing. Payment transactions via the common means of payment (Visa/MasterCard, direct debit) are made via an encrypted SSL/TLS connection.
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This website uses Google Maps owned by Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, USA.
Using Google Maps simplifies locating the places of your interest.
To use Google Maps, it is necessary to save your IP address. This information is transferred to the Google servers located in the USA. We do not have any impact on Google's data treatment.
The data treatment is regulated by art. 6 (1) (f) GDPR.
Please find further information reading Google's privacy policy: https://policies.google.com/privacy?hl=en-GB


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Alrighty gals and momma's! When you take a time out from all that organizing, to replenish those dry fingers and toes, today's giveaway will make them feel like a brand spankin' new gazillion bucks! And what's better is that it will be done completely naturally! And it's no joke, when I find something that is safe and natural and works wonders, cartwheels are done!
I was recently introduced to Ava Anderson hand and body lotion and now I don't go a day without lathering my skin to keep it looking and feeling great. And I feel amazing using it because I know it doesn't contain any harmful chemicals, which not only makes it safe for me, but I also adore that I can use it on my handsome threesome!
Ava Anderson Non-Toxic is the first line of personal care products that offers a safe solution for the entire family. All of the products are free of harmful chemicals. Ava products contain no PEGs, no phthalates, no parabens, no SLS, no 1,4 dioxane, no "fragrance". Check out their TOXIC! page on my pal, Carolyn's, website {www.AvaAndersonNonToxic.com/
The hand and body lotion not only protects your skin from harmful chemicals but it also protects our environment. Ava's hand and body lotion delivers gentle and meaningful hydration and moisturization to the skin. You will notice an immediate improvement, which continues over time and leaves hands and skin powdery soft, not greasy.
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- Please ensure I have your email or blog address so I have a way to contact you when you win!
- Giveaway is open to U.S. residents only.
- Giveaway is open from Tuesday, June 7th through 9:00 p.m. central time Monday, June 13th and the winner will be announced right here on Tuesday, June 14th!
- Leave a comment stating, "I Don't Heart Harsh Chemicals!"
- For a second entry, visit Carolyn's Online Ava Anderson Website, and leave a comment here letting me know what other products catch your eye. Do you heart the toxic free hand sanitizer? How about the Pretty in Pink blush, for that sun kissed summer look? Speaking of summer, maybe some sun protection for your skin?
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Time to Par-Tay
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
'Cuz it a gril!
This cake takes itself not only for the spelling and grammar errors, but for its cringe-inducing color choices and script execution. Bravo!
Thanks to Erin A. for the photo!
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- Tora said...
Can't believe they misspelled GRIL!
That's brilliant that is. Well done! - June 6, 2008 at 5:42 AM
- July 23, 2008 at 3:14 AM
There's an old Laurie Anderson comment, "I saw a sign in the bathroom at the library. It was in red magic marker and it read 'I LIKE GRILS' in messy longhand. Underneath, in neatly penciled caps was, 'YOU MEAN GIRLS, DON'T YOU?' Below that in the same red magic marker was, "NO, I MEAN GRILS!"
- July 23, 2008 at 11:38 AM
- David Oddness said...
great blog, but you should avoid making grammatical mistakes in a post about grammatical mistakes (it's?!). just sayin'.
- July 23, 2008 at 12:20 PM
- Jen said...
DANG IT!! [sigh]
Thanks, David - you found my weak point. Seriously, you readers have me quaking in my boots every time I hit "post". Still, you're keepin' me honest, so it's a good thing.
(I did just use "it's" correctly, this time, right?) - July 23, 2008 at 12:43 PM
- Cassie said...
I think you owe me a keyboard and some coffee for posting this.
Also, that hurt coming out of my nose like that, so I may ask for additional compensation for pain and suffering.
And more pain and suffering for having to look at that cake. - July 23, 2008 at 5:14 PM
FWIW, this cake almost certainly came from an asian bakery. The fruit is the giveaway. So the decorater most likely spoke little english. You found Engrish on a cake!
- July 23, 2008 at 10:42 PM
"There's an old Laurie Anderson comment, "I saw a sign in the bathroom at the library. It was in red magic marker and it read 'I LIKE GRILS' in messy longhand. Underneath, in neatly penciled caps was, 'YOU MEAN GIRLS, DON'T YOU?' Below that in the same red magic marker was, "NO, I MEAN GRILS!""
I heard the punchline as "What's wrong with us grils?" (written by someone not the original author).
I'd be quite worried if I found out I was having a "gril", though.... - July 23, 2008 at 11:22 PM
- Celestial Soldier said...
The shadowing on the letters of this one makes me thing that it's photoshopped. Icing doesn't make that big of a shadow, does it?
- July 24, 2008 at 11:32 AM
haha,i actually first thought those were sushi around the edge of the cake ^^ hiromix
- July 24, 2008 at 1:11 PM
And they missed putting a piece of fruit on that lonely dollop of frosting.
- July 25, 2008 at 3:49 PM
- Ticia said...
My brother could have ordered that cake. He called me and my sisters GRILS for years!
- July 25, 2008 at 10:06 PM
- Kristin said...
At first I thought it said Ha Gril, like: "Ha!, I told you it was going to be a girl!" That would have been amusing.
- July 28, 2008 at 4:19 PM
- Right As Rain Creations said...
It looks like someone bought a cake, some icing in a tube, and a pack of those sugar decoration thingies.
Also, Jen, your use of "its" in the original post was correct. :) - July 30, 2008 at 4:23 PM
- die Frau said...
Yikes. That's about all I can write about that cake.
Jen, as an English teacher I can assure you that you did use "its" correctly. "It's" = "it is".
Yes, I'm a grammar geek. - July 30, 2008 at 5:43 PM
- Jen said...
Just to clear things up, folks: I actually went back and corrected my initial spelling error after David pointed it out. So it was wrong, but now it's not. (Note correct usage of "it's".)
:) - July 30, 2008 at 11:10 PM
I just hope that the person who ordered this cake didn't write "It a Gril" in the first place!
Great blog! - August 2, 2008 at 12:19 AM
- Unknown said...
You know they named their little bundle of joy after some cheap bottle/box of wine they drank before she was conceived.
Par-tay + cheap wine = It a Gril named "Riunite" (do they still make that wine?) pronounced "Ree-u-nee-tee"
Par-tay on Cake Wrecker! - August 6, 2008 at 4:15 PM
- Maddie said...
I envision free flowing Hpnotiq and lots of 40s at that baby party.
Also,I LOVE YOUR BLOG! Totally hilarious. Well done! - August 7, 2008 at 3:39 PM
Such a pity, too — if not for the terrible writing, I'd have been drooling over a cake like that. Yum.
- August 8, 2008 at 6:57 PM
Ah, I remember what it was like when we had dad's first grill party. Of course, we got the cake from a Vietnamese Bakery, so boy does this bring back the memories! ^_~
- August 16, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Thankfully I wasn't drinking anything when I got to this picture. Why am I picturing Ollie Williams from Family Guy working at a bakery?
- August 16, 2008 at 8:01 PM
"This cake takes itself" is brilliant.
- August 17, 2008 at 4:39 PM
Oh my god, hahaha. I'm surpised you didn't write down in your blog post the awkward way the cherry-like and banana-like things at the edges are arranged.
- August 22, 2008 at 2:49 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I have laughed so hard at the "Engrish" comment, that there is no longer any makeup on my right eye. I consider that a good day!
Thanks for this site - August 25, 2008 at 12:13 PM
- Jennifer Good said...
I'm going to waste the rest of my afternoon on this site, so thank you for that. =P :)
- September 4, 2008 at 3:09 PM
- Bri said...
You have an AMAZING blog!
I doubled over reading your opening to this post. Super blog! - September 4, 2008 at 3:15 PM
- Earthseed Detroit said...
This cake is for the Webbers!! Proud parents of a baby grill...c'mon. We forget, we are not the only ones here people!!
so, yea IT A GRIL!!! - September 6, 2008 at 9:34 AM
- VLP said...
Wow!!! LOL
Some of these cakes are obviously NOT professionally made...unless bakers are hiring those with a 4th grade edumacation these days.
LOL - September 23, 2008 at 4:51 PM
- Cha said...
Nope, not photoshopped. I love it!
- October 4, 2008 at 10:09 PM
- MommaHolly said...
That brings back memories. My baby shower cake read,
They forgot to cross their "T's" - October 5, 2008 at 12:19 AM
Did they mean for the boarder to look like sushi?!?
- October 29, 2008 at 4:55 PM
- Bri said...
I keep coming back here :) Even on Facebook.
This wreck wins so throughly.
--Brianna McCarthy @ Passion.Fruit
http://briannamccarthy.blogspot.com - November 11, 2008 at 11:30 AM
- Erin | Better Than Doing Laundry said...
No photoshop on this puppy - I can testify to that! This was the cake for my friend's baby shower. I just about died laughing when I saw the cake - the family didn't even notice it! The bakers are from San Salvador - the English language isn't their specialty, but their cakes are delicious. This cake had vanilla and chocolate layers separated by strawberry and pineapple fillings, wrapped in whipped cream and a layer of chocolate and decorated with glazed strawberries and pineapples. It was delicious - bad spelling and all. By the way, the new parents named their little girl "Philomena". Can you imagine them trying to put that on the cake?
- November 14, 2008 at 7:56 PM
My wife and I have been reading this blog daily since July. To this day, I can't mention grilling anything without hearing "IT A GRIL!" happily yelled at me.
Thanks for that. - November 15, 2008 at 9:24 AM
- Crazy Larry said...
Yep I know this is six months later and you'll never see it, but heck yeah Eeyore! Nice Laurie Anderson reference! : )
Tabio: Fabio's cat. - January 8, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Just wanted to clear something up with grammar. It's is a contraction of it is. (it's in the garage) Its is a plural form. (its colors were poorly chosen) So, when I read the original post, you did use the correct form the first time. Try this site: http://www.stormloader.com/garyes/its/#top
- January 19, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Hey Anonymous (1/19/09),
If you'd taken the time to read through *all* the comments (rather than just the first four), you'd have discovered that Jen made her own comment (7/30/08) explaining that she had accidentally used "it's" instead of "its" originally, and then went back and corrected it after David alerted her. - March 5, 2009 at 4:37 PM
They seem to have run out of fruits for that one spot near the top there, see where there's an empty spot between those strawberries?
Either that, or they just forgot about it. -shrug- - March 20, 2009 at 9:41 PM
I would love to say I cant believe someone misspelled "girl" but my aunt did it on a sign when my sister came home from the hospital. lol.
- April 25, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Dyslexia has no place in the cake business.
- May 20, 2009 at 1:42 AM
God - this still makes me laugh a year later. I know what is coming, but I can't help getting giggly. I really think it is the exclamation point.
- July 2, 2009 at 11:10 AM
IT a gril. Love this blog, gets funnier every day.
- July 11, 2009 at 10:59 AM
- Labhrain said...
Jen, your grammar was perfectly fine! "Its" was used correctly in the caption. David, you need to double check the grammar rules before you chastise people for breaking them. ;)
Its = possessive. It's = It is.
And I just love these pictures. I'm a cake decorator too, although not for a living, and I just can't imagine how the bakers could live with themselves after turning these things in! I've had one disaster (road construction on the way to the reception made the bottom layer rip in two) but thankfully the bride was very young and didn't notice the imperfections! :) Besides, she'd asked for a bright pink cake with white trim & cinderella decorations; I still don't know how you're supposed to make something like that look attractive! - August 1, 2009 at 4:36 PM
- Paul said...
We moved several years ago and had a moving company come in and do all the packing for us. When we got to our new home and they movers started unloading the boxes to our children's rooms, we had to designate to them which room was the "The Boy Room" and which was the "The Gril Room". We still to this day jokingly call our son "The Boy" and our daughter is "The Gril".
- August 7, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Doesn't this remind any of you of the hot-dog-on-a-poo wave cake? except the icing's darker and instead of hotdogs its fruit
- August 10, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Dear David,
Maybe you should make sure you know your grammar before trying to teach it to someone else and looking like a bigger ass.
ITS is a possessive pronoun usually meaning ownership
IT'S means it is as in a compound word
Write that down. - September 6, 2009 at 2:41 AM
- Merbie said...
Why does it have to be from an asian shop? You can get cakes with fruit on them anywhere. that looks like it could've come form my local Safeway. It just looks like a store-bought cake that someone wrote on at home, or someone, not a cake decorator, wrote on it at the store.
- September 29, 2009 at 4:19 AM
- Erin | Better Than Doing Laundry said...
Hi Meredith - it was actually from a San Salvadorian bakery, not an Asian bakery. They are a hidden treasure in the DC area. Great cakes at a low price...but you may have to sacrifice spelling :-D. All I can say is, you won't find this cake at a Safeway!
- Erin (photo owner) - October 3, 2009 at 6:01 PM
The icon behind the cake suggests it's an Orthodox (Christian) family - Greek? Russian? Other? Babies are often given an icon (blessed with holy water) that they then have all through their life. (As I understand it, not being Orthodox myself, but I've seen it done.)
Not sure what that means or doesn't mean for the cake, though! - October 9, 2009 at 2:38 AM
I have never commented on here before but I just want to say that in this electronic age there is actually a way to erase a mistake and leave no markings behind to indicate that you have corrected an error. But the worst part of these "its" not "it's" comments is that people don't take the time to read. Read...read...Oh yeah! Reading...I have homework to do but since I found this blog 2 weeks ago I have been working my way back from the beginning to the end. I refuse to do my homework until I see every page. :D Thanks Jen! :P
- October 25, 2009 at 1:38 PM
- Cupcakes Lady said...
Yeh, I thought it was sushi around the edge for a moment as well. Dumb founding cake. x
- October 7, 2010 at 12:45 PM
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