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The glorious Prophet Elijah (Hebrew: אליהו), also Elias (NT Greek Hλίας), is a prophet of the Hebrew Bible or Old Testament. His name has been variously translated as "whose God is the Lord," "God the Lord," "the strong Lord," "God of the Lord," "my God is the Lord," "the Lord is my God," and "my God is Jehovah." His feast day is celebrated on July 20.
Old Testament
Elijah is first introduced in 1 Kings 17:1 as delivering a message from God to Ahab, king of Israel. He is sometimes known as the "Tishbite," being from the town of Tishbe.
Having delivered his message to Ahab, he retired at the command of God to a hiding-place by the brook Cherith, beyond Jordan, where he was fed by ravens. When the brook dried up God sent him to the widow of Zarephath, a city of Zidon, from whose scanty store he was supported for the space of two years. During this period the widow's son died, and was restored to life by Elijah (1 Kings 17:2-24).
During these two years a famine prevailed in the land. At the close of this period of retirement and of preparation for his work, Elijah met Obadiah, one of Ahab's officers, whom he had sent out to seek for pasturage for the cattle, and bade him go and tell his master that Elijah was there. The king came and met Elijah, and reproached him as the "troubler of Israel." It was then proposed that sacrifices should be publicly offered, for the purpose of determining whether Baal or the Israelite God was the true God. This was done on Mount Carmel; the result was that a miracle took place convincing those watching that Baal was false and that the Israelite God was real. The prophets of Baal were then put to death by the order of Elijah.
Jezebel, enraged at the fate that had befallen her priests of Baal, threatened to put Elijah to death (1 Kings 19:1-13). He therefore fled in alarm to Beersheba, and went alone into the wilderness, and sat down in despondency under a juniper tree. As he slept, an angel touched him, and said unto him, "Arise and eat; because the journey is too great for thee." He arose and found a cake and a cruse of water. Having partaken of the provision, he went forward on his way for forty days to Horeb, where he took residence in a cave. Here God appeared to him and said, "What dost thou here, Elijah?" In answer to Elijah's despondent words God manifests to him his glory, and then directs him to return to Damascus and anoint Hazael king over the Arameans (Syria), Jehu king over Israel, and Elisha to be prophet in his room (1 Kings 19:13-21; compare 2 Kings 8:7-15; 9:1-10).
Some six years after this, he warned Ahab and Jezebel of the violent deaths they would die (1 Kings 21:19-24; 22:38). He also, four years afterwards, warned Ahaziah, who had succeeded his father Ahab, of his approaching death (2 Kings 1:1-16). During these intervals he probably withdrew to some quiet retirement, no one knew where. His interview with Ahaziah's messengers on the way to Ekron, and the account of the destruction of his captains with their fifties, suggest the idea that he may have been in retirement at this time on Mount Carmel. The Carmelites have a tradition that they were founded by Elijah at this time.
The time now drew near when he was to be taken up into heaven (2 Kings 2:1-12). He went down to Gilgal, where there was a school of prophets, and where his successor Elisha, whom he had anointed some years before, resided. Elisha was distraught by the thought of his master's leaving him, and refused to be parted from him. The two went on and came to Bethel and Jericho, and crossed the Jordan, the waters of which were "divided hither and thither" when smitten with Elijah's mantle. Upon arriving at the borders of Gilead, which Elijah had left many years before, it "came to pass as they still went on and talked" they were suddenly separated by a chariot and horses of fire; and "Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven," Elisha receiving his mantle, which fell from Elijah as he ascended.
Elijah's chosen successor was the prophet Elisha; Elijah designated Elisha as such by leaving his mantle with him (2 Kings 2:13-15), so that his wish for "a double portion" of the older prophet's spirit (2:9), an allusion to the preference shown the first-born son in the division of the father's estate (Deuteronomy 21:17), had been fulfilled.
New Testament references
Elijah is frequently mentioned in the New Testament. In John 1:25 the priests and Levites said to John the Baptist, "Why baptizest thou, if thou be not that Christ, nor Elias?" Paul (Romans 11:2) refers to an incident in his history to illustrate his argument that God had not cast away his people. (See also Luke 4:25; 9:54.)
Elijah was similar to John the Baptist in the sternness and power of his reproofs (Luke 9:8). According to Matthew 11:11, he was the Elijah that "must first come" (Matt. 11:11, 14). In John the Baptist one can see "the same connection with a wild and wilderness country; the same long retirement in the desert; the same sudden, startling entrance on his work (1 Kings 17:1; Luke 3:2); even the same dress, a hairy garment, and a leather girdle about the loins (2 Kings 1:8; Matt. 3:4)."
Also, Elijah's appearance in glory on Mount Tabor at the Transfiguration does not seem to have startled the disciples. They were "sore afraid," but not apparently surprised.
According to prophecies of the holy Fathers, God will send Elijah and Enoch before coming of the Antichrist to bear witness for Christ on the earth and to strengthen the faithful.
Elijah in local traditions
Aside from holding a special place in the devotions of Arab Christians, in many Slavic nations Elijah is sometimes referred to as Gromovik (literally "Thunderer"). This is partially due to local mythology, which compares Elijah's fiery chariot to that of Perun, the defunct Slavic god of storms, snows, and rains.
Troparion (Tone 4)
- An angel in the flesh and the cornerstone of the prophets,
- the second forerunner of the coming of Christ,
- Glorious Elijah sent grace from on high to Elisha,
- to dispel diseases and to cleanse lepers.
- Therefore, he pours forth healings on those who honor him.
Kontakion (Tone 2)
- Prophet Elijah of great renown,
- seer of the mighty mighty works of God,
- by your command you held back the rain!
- Pray for us to the only Lover of mankind!
External links
- Holy, Glorious Prophet Elijah (OCA)
- The Glorious Prophet Elias (Elijah) (GOARCH)
- Augustine of Hippo. Chapter 29.—Of the Coming of Elias Before the Judgment, that the Jews May Be Converted to Christ by His Preaching and Explanation of Scripture. In: CITY OF GOD. Book XX, Chapter 29. NPNF1-02.
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I'm Michel Martin and this is TELL ME MORE from NPR News. Coming up, we'll hear from a doctor who's worked with the poorest of the poor in San Francisco, opened up insights into health care for everybody. We'll hear from the author of "God's Hotel" in a few minutes.
But, first, on the other side of the country, New Yorkers flocked to a city council hearing yesterday about proposals to change an increasingly controversial policing strategy there. You might have heard about it. It's called Stop and Frisk and it allows police there to stop, question and search people if officers suspect they're carrying weapons or drugs.
Now, city officials, including the mayor, have defended the policy for years, saying it is, in part, responsible for a dramatic drop in the city's crime rate, but civil rights leaders and others who work with youth say the method has created a demeaning, even hostile, environment for young black and Latino men that resembles marshal law.
Last year, New York City police stopped and frisked more than 685,000 times. The New York Civil Liberties Union says 87 percent of those searches involved blacks and Latinos.
We're joined now by two guests who say the numbers really don't tell the story of what it's like to be a young black or Latino man living in the city and the effect that this has on their lives. Now, I do think it's important to tell you we reached out to the mayor's office, the New York Police Department and the City Law Department repeatedly. They have not responded to our requests for comment.
Having said that, Eddie Martinez is a filmmaker and co-producer of a short New York Times documentary called "The Scars of Stop-and-Frisk." Also with us is Tyquan Brehon. Tyquan was featured in the documentary and they're both with us now.
Welcome and thank you both for joining us.
TYQUAN BREHON: Thanks for having us.
EDDIE MARTINEZ: Yeah, thank you.
MARTIN: Let me start with you, Eddie. What made you want to make this film?
MARTINEZ: Well, my co-producer on this film, Julie Dressner, approached me because we had this opportunity to work with Open Society Institute. The numbers tell a particular story, but we realized that they were missing out on a really huge part of the issue, which is the human impact of this policy.
The disproportionate number of people who are affected by this policy are young black and Latino men and we wanted to let people in on what that was like, you know, what it might be like to be a young black man, a young Latino man being chronically stopped.
MARTIN: And when you say chronically, you really mean that. You mean - for example, Tyquan, you say in the film that you've been stopped at least 60 or 70 times and, sometimes, four or five times in a month?
BREHON: Yes.
MARTIN: Talk a little bit more about that, if you would. Like, typically, what would happen?
BREHON: Like, I'll be walking down a block and cops - they'll - first, they'll just sit there and watch you. They'll creep really slow. You'll keep looking back because you're like, there's a car following me. Like, the first thing, you get scared. Then they just pull you over and they ask you a bunch of questions. They frisk you. They'll check your pockets. They're searching. They're like...
MARTIN: They put their hands in your pockets?
BREHON: Yes.
MARTIN: And things like that?
BREHON: Yeah.
MARTIN: Edwin, have you ever been stopped?
MARTINEZ: I've never been stopped in this - under this policy. I'm also older. I'm in my 30s and this policy is relatively new, so much that, when I was Tyquan's age, this policy didn't exist, so I had other run-ins with the police and other issues growing up in the Bronx with police, but not specifically under this policy.
MARTIN: Tyquan, could you just talk a little bit more about how it makes you feel?
BREHON: When you're stopped, you feel violated because, like, you got somebody you don't know and they'll touch you and nobody wants somebody else rubbing up against them. You also - it's embarrassing because they do it in front of everybody, so it's like you're put on display. It's kind of scary, too, like your heart's beating. Like, the adrenaline pumps really fast because you're not - you got somebody against you that has power over you and you can't really do nothing.
MARTIN: One of the points that the film makes, Eddie, is that this actually affected Tyquan's willingness to go to school. Tyquan, I want to ask you about that. Why did it make you not want to go to school? I mean, Eddie, I want to ask you if you've heard that from other people whom you talked to. So, Tyquan first.
BREHON: Well, it made me not want to go to school because, when you go outside, you see cops everywhere and the school that I went to - it was over-policed. There was a lot of cops in there and it was like, after a while, you're outside and then you're in school. You're constantly around cops. You want to break from it, so I got to the point where I was just like, I don't want to be next to cops at all, so the only place I knew where there wasn't no cops was in my home.
MARTIN: And, Eddie, what about you? Had you heard this from other people?
MARTINEZ: Yeah. I mean, I think it's a really common experience. You know, it's so common that it's an accepted reality of being a young man of color in the city and, you know, I think that while the police in schools is a totally different kind of issue if you're thinking about it as far as policy. I think, when you're living it, you don't really draw the lines in that way. You know, if you - when you leave your house, if you're seeing police at every sort of stage of your day, then that's all you really know.
You know, in the video, we kind of showed a lot of visuals of Tyquan walking because it's the thing that you do in New York. New Yorkers walk more than they do anything else and that's when it happens. It happens during these normal, typical, everyday routine times.
That can have a really detrimental effect on your psychology, if you're just doing normal things and, as a kid, you feel like you're being punished for it, in a way.
MARTIN: Tyquan, do you and your friends talk about this? Did you ever talk about this or did you ever talk about this with your parents, for example, about how you felt about this?
BREHON: I've talked about it with my parents, but it never came out so much as it came out when I talked about it with a teacher from my previous high school. That's when everything came out.
MARTIN: Why do you think you never talked to your parents about it?
BREHON: Well, when you talk to your parents, like, the first thing they ask is, like, what are you doing that's making the cops, like, come after you? So it's like, what are you doing? And then, why are you always getting stopped? And they don't know, like, the true story, so it's like you can't sit and actually have a conversation.
MARTIN: You know, that's interesting. I'm wondering, Eddie, do you think that there might be a generational issue around this, that the parents of a lot of these kids don't see it as being a problem?
MARTINEZ: If you're a mother, I could presume that you think the way it was back when you were growing up is that, basically, if you were running with the right crowd, the cops kind of wouldn't mess with you, which is kind of like how it was when I was growing up.
But, now, that - you're not protected from that and I think blaming the young people being stopped or anyone being stopped is - it's dangerous because it further supports criminalizing people for just living their lives.
MARTIN: There are people who will say, you know what? That's unfortunate, but the city is safer as a result of this policy. I mean, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg continues to defend this tactic. So what about that? You know, Eddie, I could not help but notice that, when this documentary has been posted on the New York Times site for a little bit of time now, there are a number of people who say this. They say - here's one. I'll read this one. It's from somebody who posts as Bronx mom and she - I hope - I assume it's a she - writes, Stop-and-Frisks protect little black children, too. The idea is to get rid of the crime and this is an effective way of dealing with it. Tough police tactics have cleaned up New York City dramatically and made it a safer and better place to live for most of its citizens. Even the small drug busts keep the larger population safe.
What about that? I want to ask each of you. Tyquan, what do you think about that?
BREHON: What's safe about a child who's scared to go outside because he's scared he might get stopped? I'm a - like, I've never, never had drugs on me, never carried a weapon before, but I'm still scared to go outside because I know there's cops out there. Like, how is that safer?
MARTIN: Eddie, what do you think?
MARTINEZ: You know, I agree. I think that it's more complex than what the policy states and the people who advocate for the policy, but there's a lot of people who say that crime rates were dropping before the policy was put into place.
But, even if it does stop some crimes, you know, I always - I think, at what cost? And I think that larger impact of how it affects actual people - it's why we made the video. It's why we, you know, worked with Tyquan to tell the story.
You know, it's not also just about people being stopped. There's also the police officers who are real individuals and there's this disconnect in that moment when these people should really be on the same page, doing the same thing. Everybody wants to live in a safe neighborhood, but I think the way it's happening is the people who are being affected, the communities - it's happening to them. Policing is happening to them and a lot of them are being made to feel unsafe.
MARTIN: I understand the whole purpose of this documentary is to try to make this real for people who aren't living it, but can you think of an analogy for somebody who really thinks it has nothing to do with them that might make this point? Why should they care?
MARTINEZ: You know, this sounds kind of strangely patriotic, but we're a country that's founded on due process and ideals of freedom because then, when those values are infringed upon, then we have the duty to step up and to speak our minds about it.
MARTIN: Tyquan, what would you want people to most understand about your experience and the things that have happened to you or from the documentary, if they see it? What would you want most people - what would you most hope people would take away from hearing you?
BREHON: I hope that people that heard my story - I hope that inspires them to actually step up and say something. A lot of people don't step up and say something because they're scared. They don't think there's nothing you can do, but I did the documentary to get people to actually step up and tell their stories. If we all come together, we can make change.
MARTIN: Tyquan Brehon was featured in the documentary, "The Scars of Stop-and-Frisk." That documentary was co-produced by Edwin Martinez. He's a filmmaker. They were both kind enough to join us from our bureau in New York.
Tyquan, Eddie, thank you so much for speaking with us.
BREHON: You're welcome.
MARTINEZ: Thank you.
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Efforts by the National Security Agency to track potential suspects and find connections between them have led the agency to collate its reams of data with information drawn from sources that include GPS locators and Facebook profiles, according to The New York Times. The newspaper cites documents provided by Edward Snowden, the former NSA contract worker, as well as interview with officials.
"The agency can augment the communications data with material from public, commercial and other sources, including bank codes, insurance information, Facebook profiles, passenger manifests, voter registration rolls and GPS location information," the newspaper says, "as well as property records and unspecified tax data, according to the documents."
The alleged practice is part of a broad attempt to use mountains of data to track and find connections among potential suspects. It could, for instance, determine patterns of behavior or determine when two people were in the same location or traveled together.
An NSA spokeswoman tells the Times, "All data queries must include a foreign intelligence justification, period."
But citing an internal NSA memo from 2011, the Times reports that the "large-scale graph analysis" of metadata like that described in the documents can be done without verifying the "foreignness" of every e-mail address or phone number.
The newspaper also cites NSA documents that describe a catch-all database called Mainway, into which a large number of phone numbers, e-mail addresses and other data flow.
"An internal N.S.A. bulletin, for example, noted that in 2011 Mainway was taking in 700 million phone records per day," the Times reports. "In August 2011, it began receiving an additional 1.1 billion cellphone records daily from an unnamed American service provider," according to the report."
The allegations about the NSA program comes days after four senators introduced legislation that targets the NSA's practice of collecting Americans' phone records in bulk, as the Two-Way reported Wednesday.
After the Times report emerged Saturday, the American Civil Liberties Union responded by questioning the agency's rationale for its surveillance in the U.S.
"This report confirms what whistleblowers have been saying for years: the NSA has been monitoring virtually every aspect of Americans' lives – their communications, their associations, even their locations," ACLU Deputy Legal Director Jameel Jaffer said of the actions described in the Times report. "The NSA apparently believes it can conduct this surveillance because 30 years ago the Supreme Court upheld the government's warrantless collection of basic information about a criminal suspect's telephone calls over the course of a single day."
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Monday, December 15, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Well, let's see:
Uh, this looks like someone was going for a dinosaur-skin rug, but forgot to skin the dino first. He's kind of straddling the lines between alligator, lizard, and dinosaur, too. And what's going on with the back end?
Yikes! Are we sure there's actually a cupcake in there, Ian T.?
Next there's Jacqueline S.'s Nessie:
Actually, since there's two of them, maybe it should be Nestor & Nessie. Looove the shoestring necks and Nessie's pig snout, but those candles are just cruel. Not sure I want to get into the debate over whether the Loch Ness Monster is a dinosaur, either. Next!
Hey, look: someone decorated a block of floral foam with an "after-the-meteor-hit" vignette! The petrified dinosaur skeletons and the still-burning remains of the local vegetation are spot-on. We may not know the occasion, Gwen F., but at least Greg - whoever he is - is being greeted really enthusiastically. (Which is kind of ironic, given the whole death-and-destruction theme.)
So anyway, those are the remains of dinosaurs - do we have any with their skin still on?
What the heck... is that someone's small intestine draped over the side?!? And how much of that is actually cake, Shani H.? It looks like solid plastic.
Um, I don't think this is worthy of being called Cake Rex, either, but get a load of the itty bitty dino-arms sticking out next to the head. Kinda reminds me of my all-time favorite Dinosaur clip:
I've watched that about 8 times in a row now, and that arm-waving action still cracks me up.
Well, that concludes today's search for the ultimate Cake Rex. I'll just keep looking, then, shall I?
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I LOVE that clip about the little arms :o) It's nice to know that I am not the only person who giggles every time I see the clip...
But, that green dino-thing is quite scary - it made my teeth ache just looking at all of that frosting! - December 15, 2008 at 9:41 AM
I sent you a half dead dino with it's tongue out on 12/3...he's for sure worthy of being a cake wreck
- December 15, 2008 at 9:43 AM
I was about to comment on how the first cake so closely resembles a pile of green poo, but in that back end shot I see the poo is actually off to the left there. (what else could that glob of icing be?)
They obviously missed the previously mentioned "how NOT to make icing look like poo" class. - December 15, 2008 at 9:44 AM
- Zitny Clan said...
Oh, that first one looks like it's covered with green witch fingers! And that frosting will definitely be nasty on it's way out, if ya know what I mean! ;)
- December 15, 2008 at 9:47 AM
- An Apron Straitjacket said...
That was nice of them to at least include the dinosaur-skin rug's knocked out teeth next to his face.
- December 15, 2008 at 9:50 AM
The first dinobyte today....I am not sure the decorator has ever heard of frosting the cake as opposed to covering it with green for lack of a better term turds. This is especially true on the back end.
- December 15, 2008 at 9:55 AM
The first is an armadillo. A very sick armadillo...
The video clip is exactly how my brother describes me: A big head and tiny arms!
The rest are... um. Yeah.
WV- reacno. A non-reaction. - December 15, 2008 at 9:57 AM
- Angie McCullagh said...
Despite the misplaced pooper, I kind of like that first one.
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com) - December 15, 2008 at 10:01 AM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
Leslie, I was basically going to say the same thing you did, but then I got to thinking...maybe that's actually what they were going for??? That's what the big hole on the back of the dino and a strategically placed pile of poo-esque icing tells me. Plus, the look on his face is what my puppy looks like after he's had an accident.
- December 15, 2008 at 10:02 AM
- Eternal Lizdom said...
In the last pic... does anyone know what the little yellow sign says on the right side of the cake?
- December 15, 2008 at 10:05 AM
- Hi Kooky said...
The little guy is cute in the first photo, but: green poo. Poo, poo, poo.
When I first looked at the destructo cake, I thought, "Wow, they're going for detailed realism. They've got some herbivores dining on... orange and red peppers." Then I noticed the herbivores were actually just skeletal remains. That one makes me laugh. - December 15, 2008 at 10:05 AM
- Unknown said...
Maybe Greg! is a big ol' Ross Gellar...and he really like dino skeletor...maybe...
- December 15, 2008 at 10:14 AM
- Shay said...
Intestines, bwahahahahaaa
- December 15, 2008 at 10:15 AM
- Boozy Tooth said...
Love the gallery, Jen. But the first dino is actually an asparagus monster. It's obvious hon. Get with it.
- December 15, 2008 at 10:19 AM
The second one is kind of cute in a way. But still... what situation calls for a cross-eyed dinosaur cake? The mind! It boggles!
- December 15, 2008 at 10:20 AM
- Unknown said...
Ummm....I really have no comment. Just a horror-struck expression as I shake my head over these wrecks.
Amy B - December 15, 2008 at 10:26 AM
- Trevor said...
The first cake is supposed to be a Fat Buddy. Mike Terry created those (and even showed them off at the ICES convention this past year). I'll try to find a picture in my files of the real one so you have a "missed mark" to compare it to.
- December 15, 2008 at 10:26 AM
- Cloth by Kim said...
For the first one my son said that it's a "Munion Spider" (whatever that is). After looking at several pictures he said, "Why did they do that?"
I didn't have an answer for him - December 15, 2008 at 10:27 AM
- queenb said...
the green thing...is it foam around his mouth or knocked out teeth? that is truly monsterous...I think he might be as close Rex-worthy as you're going to get. Shiny rows of green poo? Priceless...
~Bonnie B~ - December 15, 2008 at 10:27 AM
- pednurse said...
At least that last one says "For Display Only"----no one will suffer for the eating of it! LOL
- December 15, 2008 at 10:30 AM
- Das Mutter said...
Everytime I see that swirly frosting made from the huge circle tip I don't know the number of, I want to throw up in my mouth a little. It just seems it can't look like anything BUT what it looks like! And as I type this, I must add the irony of the "word verification" which is showing, "HEINI". There you have it.
- December 15, 2008 at 10:32 AM
- Mari said...
That first one looks like a drunken 'baker' tried to make something out of Dr. Seuss! Thanks for posting, you're really helping my diet : )
- December 15, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Awesome! That green "cake" is particularly horrifying! I'm all for icing, but it looks like nothing but icing. Please tell me that no one ate it! They'll have green teeth for a week!
- December 15, 2008 at 10:38 AM
I believe that would be the large intestine, or colon, actually. Not that that really improves the situation.
- December 15, 2008 at 10:40 AM
The plastic-looking dino - there is a sign at the lower right of the cake that says "for display only." ??
- December 15, 2008 at 10:41 AM
- Ream O Rama said...
Y'all don't think that first one looks like a green armadillo?
And the T Rex looked more like "T Rex head on a platter" to me. - December 15, 2008 at 10:44 AM
- Bet said...
Yes, the pile of poo in the first pic is amazing. And is that milk in a Corona bottle?
- December 15, 2008 at 10:45 AM
- hots4hobbits said...
HAHA my mom and I went to see Meet the Robinsons JUST for that dino!!! :)
- December 15, 2008 at 10:46 AM
- Kimberly said...
the last guy looks like he's being sucked into the primordial ooze... yuck!
- December 15, 2008 at 10:59 AM
That is the BEST clip ever!! That first "cake"... oooh the green poo... And check the weird lizard 'tocks on that thing!!
- December 15, 2008 at 11:06 AM
- Eve said...
The first two were actually very adorable. The last couple were just plain SCARY! Why were the dino's dead?... On a cake? Creepy!
- December 15, 2008 at 11:06 AM
"What the heck... is that someone's small intestine draped over the side?!?"
Thank you for putting Monday back on better ground--I laughed out loud (loudly and for a long time) at this question. - December 15, 2008 at 11:14 AM
I don't know, that green glob of a cake up top is the worst thing I've seen in a while.
- December 15, 2008 at 11:26 AM
- HorribleLicensePlates said...
Is the rest of that plastic dinosaur IN the cake? Disturbing.
Oh, and I love the "little arms" clip too! - December 15, 2008 at 11:29 AM
That first cake looks like an Armadillo to me. Well, you know, if Armadillos were green :D.
I love too that the cake decorators have just given up on decorating and just chucked inedible plastic on the cakes instead :). - December 15, 2008 at 11:33 AM
- Laura ~Peach~ said...
love the video clip I had to buy the movie after seeing it on the comercials and it is hysterical...
that first wreck reminds me of ... do you recall that tube of stinky plastic stuff with the straw that you globbed it on the straw then were to blow it up like a balloon? well it looks alot like it... or a really sick critter laid some nastys... EWWWWWWWWWWW - December 15, 2008 at 11:37 AM
- milkyway said...
The one with the head sticking out makes me think of the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios... anyone been there? It's fairly fun, but there's one part where you are on the boat going under a pipe, and all of a sudden the pipe bursts open above you and the massive dinosaur head comes down on top of you.
I love the pun possibilities. Totally Rex-tastic. :) - December 15, 2008 at 11:41 AM
- Elizabeth Staley said...
I think that first one would be a great mascot! Hooray for Rex! :)
- December 15, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Love the video clip!! But I feel sorry for ALL the cake recipients of today's posts.
Word verification: scropow - the noise a punch makes in a graphic novel scene. - December 15, 2008 at 11:51 AM
I think I'm going to poo green just from looking at that thing.
- December 15, 2008 at 11:56 AM
- April said...
Oh good I'm not the only adult that laughs my head off at that clip no matter how many times I see it.
I think the green poo-somewhat-resembling-a-flattened-dino cake is definitely a Cake Rex. - December 15, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Courteous Chihuahua....you know you're right. I don't know how I missed the gaping sphincter staring me in the face.
I never thought I'd use those words when referring to a cake though. I think a little piece of my childlike innocence just died. - December 15, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Earlier this year I was at a party with one of that last cake. The ratio of frosting to cake on that thing is so dangerously close to 1:1 that you might as well think of it as a giant CCC.
For those playing the home game, only the middle of the top is plastic and motion-sensor-activated dinosaur. - December 15, 2008 at 12:12 PM
are you sure the yellow sign says, "for display only" or
"to display UGLY"? - December 15, 2008 at 12:16 PM
- Craig said...
You can include me in both the group that thinks the first dino design is a little scatological and the group that cracks up at the tiny arms clip.
- December 15, 2008 at 12:20 PM
- Mella said...
I don't want to know how my uhm toilette left overs look after having eaten the green one
- December 15, 2008 at 12:21 PM
That is my absolute favorite clip from the entire movie. The movie is awesome enough but that makes me giggle all the time. Plus the "I'm just not sure this plan was well thought out." Hee!
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Dana - December 15, 2008 at 12:21 PM
- MonkeyPunk said...
Maybe it isn't an enthusiastic greeting. Maybe Greg is responsible for the mayhem we see.
- December 15, 2008 at 12:22 PM
- Kel said...
These two posts have ADORABLE winter cakes. The penguins are so cute :)
http://cookingismypassion.blogspot.com/2008/11/delectable-cake-elves.html - December 15, 2008 at 12:27 PM
I've been a lurker for a while and never posted, but now I must. That first green... dinosaur... thing looks like it was made out of asparagus. Dinosparagus. Bleh. Bleh! BLEH!
-Redgryphon - December 15, 2008 at 12:45 PM
- Liz Fraser said...
The Nessie and Nestor cakes are CUTE! - if a little befuddling...
That big head and little arms thing makes me crack up every time! - December 15, 2008 at 12:51 PM
- Karlise said...
The first one looks like an armadillo to me. A spiky armadillo...not a dino.
- December 15, 2008 at 12:55 PM
I like them all! The first one is a cartoon. I suspect the after-the-meteor one really was intended to be that way, and there are bones near the guts of the latest meal of the last one - that's too big to be even a proto-human gut. Perfect for, say, an eight-year-old boy.
- December 15, 2008 at 1:00 PM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
"I don't know how I missed the gaping sphincter staring me in the face."
My personal goal for today: See how many times I can work that sentence into a conversation. - December 15, 2008 at 1:05 PM
- stewbert said...
That is my absolute favorite part of that movie. I giggle, too. :)
- December 15, 2008 at 1:29 PM
- The Chic Cakery said...
Not to mention that Nestor is doing his best Groucho Marx impression. Yeesh...
- December 15, 2008 at 1:40 PM
the ground on the GREG! cake looks like vomit.
- December 15, 2008 at 1:51 PM
"And is that milk in a Corona bottle?"
I think those Corona bottles are salt and pepper.
Word verification: forkines. I don't want to stick my fork-ines into these cakes! I would lose it in the mounds of green frosting! - December 15, 2008 at 2:13 PM
- Licketysplit said...
Greg's cake is AWESOME. Maybe it's due to all the something something I did in college, but I would love to have that cake.
But yeah, I could do that at home with the help of a 2-year-old. And now I'm going to have to. - December 15, 2008 at 2:18 PM
The green poo cake is bad enough but why is it so shiny? That makes it much worse.
- December 15, 2008 at 2:32 PM
- misa said...
In the first cake whether or not they intended for the poo hole to be off center, at least they were smart enough to place the poo pile in the proper place. An "F" for Cake Decorating, but an "A" in Poo Trajectory!
- December 15, 2008 at 3:02 PM
- Mandi said...
Is that first one Alf's recluse green-poo cousin?
qnofharts.blogspot.com - December 15, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Ugh, that first dino cake reminds me of what I cleaned out of my kid's diaper last night.
- December 15, 2008 at 3:20 PM
I'm with Alix on this one: That first one is SO obviously a green asparagus monster. Someone's mom is clearly an evil genius intent on forcing her child to eat his asparagus, even if it is made out of frosting and will inevitably turn his poo green and rot out half of his teeth.
And that clip from Meet the Robinsons? The arm wiggle is made of 100% pure, unfiltered win-sauce. - December 15, 2008 at 3:32 PM
Eek!! There's more icing than cake on that first one!!! Sugar rush anybody?
- December 15, 2008 at 3:35 PM
- meowsqueak said...
Of course, "after the meteor hits" would make it a meteorite... ;)
- December 15, 2008 at 3:38 PM
- Katy said...
LOL I love the dinosaur clip! That's one of my favorite things about that movie! :D
- December 15, 2008 at 3:40 PM
- Jennifer Good said...
Meet The Robinsons is the best movie ever and I'm not just saying that because I am one.
That first dino looked like green poo. - December 15, 2008 at 4:24 PM
- accidental altruist said...
my nearly 14 year old dughter does that dinosaur bit all the time. Now I've seen the original! yay.
- December 15, 2008 at 4:37 PM
Oddly the first one said Alf or anteater to me not dinosaur. I'm sure its just me..................
- December 15, 2008 at 4:40 PM
- Trini said...
I usually am a full time lurker, but I just had to add my appreciation for that "small arms" clip. Whenever I need a laugh, I beg the BF to say that line (complete with flapping hands). I usually end up on the floor I giggle so hard :)
I find Greg!'s cake to be the worst of this bunch, the exclamation point is just soo sad. - December 15, 2008 at 4:44 PM
I've heard of primordial soup, but not primordial frosting.
- December 15, 2008 at 5:52 PM
- Cake for Breakfast said...
I'm so happy you included the Meet The Robinsons clip. My husband and I use that line all the time when one of us does something we clearly didn't think through..."Aw honey - that was a little arms plan."
Sarah! - December 15, 2008 at 6:17 PM
to katie:
the shininess of the poo indicates
"freshness" - December 15, 2008 at 6:34 PM
- Ekio Locatiare said...
Ha ha haahahah ^-^ I saw that last one in my local grocery (Its a shame really, theres this great little bakery installed in there with all these gorgeous cakes and goodies and right down the counter from them is the normal baker...with that dino sticking out on top of the case.)
I saw it and pointed it out to my husband, who promptly said, "No, you can not use my phone to take a picture for the Cake Wrecks blog." lol, he's caught on to me already! - December 15, 2008 at 7:39 PM
First one looks like it was "decorated" by a flock of Canada geese...which have amazingly fast "transit times" Maybe you've heard the expression...?
- December 15, 2008 at 7:44 PM
- Shoshanah Marohn said...
I have a cousin Greg who should be getting out of jail about now... At least, it's that time of year...
- December 15, 2008 at 9:46 PM
That is my FAVORITE clip from a commercial EVER! I seriously used to stop fast forwarding through commercials just to watch it :)
- December 15, 2008 at 10:39 PM
- hamburke said...
That's my favorite clip - I think EVER!
- December 15, 2008 at 10:47 PM
- Feisty Irish Wench said...
Oh yay! another round of sugary goodness that creates technicolor um...waste.
- December 15, 2008 at 11:07 PM
That clip from "Meet The Robinsons" makes me laugh every.single.time. I come to your site about every day anyway, but I may be bookmarking this post just for that! Love it!
- December 16, 2008 at 1:18 AM
I work at a kids birthday party place, and i see the 2nd and the 4th cake ALL the time. I kind of wonder about the fourth one at times. The lava doesnt always turn out well
- December 16, 2008 at 2:39 AM
- Shaun Krisher said...
it's not a wreck, but I just needed to make sure you were aware of dinosaur comics: qwantz.org - December 16, 2008 at 7:56 AM
- davor said...
Don't worry about Nessie - there's no debate about it. While there were plenty of big, scary aquatic reptiles back in the day, none of them were dinosaurs. Of course, I do consider penguins to be actual dinosaurs, so they have learned to swim in the last 65 million years... I'll stop. Sorry.
- December 16, 2008 at 8:51 AM
- Lisa Chin said...
I think that first one should be classified as a FROSTING wreck instead of a CAKE wreck!
- December 16, 2008 at 11:21 AM
- Becca said...
OOO That last cake we actually had for my 6yr old's birthday party.
Wanna see how it's "Supposed" to look (other than whoever tried to pipe my kids name on the side needs to learn how to space things out a bit)
And only the dino and the thing the dino sits on is plastic (and the trees) everything else is cake! (and the dino roars so that's bonus!) - December 16, 2008 at 4:59 PM
It does make you wonder how T-Rex got it's reputation as a ferocious dinosaur with such tiny tiny arms.
The clip cracks me up completely. It makes me giggle as much as the clip from "Bolt" when the hamster is asked by the dog if he's ready for action, and the hamster gives his neck a crack and whispers huskily: "I'll get my ball". Because every miscreant out their is terrified of a hamster in a plastic ball. I know I'd be! Oh wait, I am a Cake Wreck Miscreant! - December 16, 2008 at 5:41 PM
- Kristen said...
That clip from Meet the Robinsons is what got me to see that movie. I crack up every single time over that part. :)
- December 16, 2008 at 7:22 PM
- Bedlam said...
Im so amazed at the talent put in these cakes.
- December 16, 2008 at 10:56 PM
- Andrea said...
"Dino-Mite?" Dino-might not!
- December 17, 2008 at 12:48 AM
- Michelle said...
I've been watching that clip and giggling over the arm waving too. I love little silly things like that.
My husband also believes the glob of icing on the green frightful mess is a pile o' poo. Awesome. - December 17, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Oh god, that's a sad excuse for a dinocake.
If you want the ultimate Rex Cake, try here: http://www.mikesamazingcakes.com/
Easy way to find it is Gallery --> Special Event Cakes --> Second row down, far right. Rawr. - December 18, 2008 at 12:52 AM
- Dani said...
the first one looks like poo. extrodinarily shiny and green poo.
- December 18, 2008 at 3:46 AM
- showbaby673 ~ LIZ said...
i had no idea about the dinosaur vid...i about spit out my coffee on that one....someone should've WARNED me!!!!!! lol
- December 18, 2008 at 12:31 PM
- Darlene! said...
Those are funny! As for that first two with the totally green dinosaur done in loops or something, I sure hope that's cake. It looks like something else I've seen in the toilet only bright green.
- December 19, 2008 at 12:00 AM
- Darlene! said...
And, what's up with the "intestines" in that one photo?
- December 19, 2008 at 12:01 AM
- D.B. Echo said...
I just saw the draped intestine/peekaboo dinosaur cake in a local bakery. The most frightening thing was the price tag: $49.99! Man, did I pick the wrong major in college!
Werd Verification word: floos - December 19, 2008 at 12:48 PM
not to worry, i cracked up at that clip before i even clicked on play! i never saw the movie but that was my favorite part of the trailer.
- December 19, 2008 at 3:54 PM
- Jen Vesper said...
I love the big head little arms dino as well...in fact...I just made a Cake Rex the other day based on him. *grin* But I would like to think mine was better than these! LOL
- December 20, 2008 at 8:41 PM
- Katie said...
The clip about the little arms cracks me up. I cannot stop laughing on it. And btw I just discovered this blog and I love it. It is too funny.
- December 23, 2008 at 6:55 PM
- Chedder Fish said...
That's my favorite clip too- I say it all the time hehe.
- December 24, 2008 at 9:01 AM
- karlamagne said...
I saw the T-rex-with-intestine-cake at a local grocery store tonight. Apparently, that's not intestine - it's lava, flowing from a volcano. I don't remember lava looking like intestines, but, hey, I learn something new every day :-D
- February 1, 2009 at 12:12 AM
We carry the intestine-Rex cake at our bakery. It's one of our displays. I think every store in the chain has the rex-cake as a default display.
Ours looks exactly the same. This is how it's supposed to look. And it doesn't matter which store you go to, the Rex display--along with the rest of the displays for this particular chain--is never made by any of the decorators in the department. Our displays are mailed to us in boxes. Not only is this exactly how it should look, this is exactly what the company wants the customer to see.
The Rex, BTW, has a battery powered motion-sensor, and the actual plastic is about three inches by four inches. The rest of it is cake and frosting. They just switched the batteries out on our display. It jumps out at every fly/customer/dust laden breeze that goes past. It also has sound.
I think I'm going to kill it.
For the record, our display cakes scare me. I've worked here for a year. Not only are the cakes never changed, EVER, but today one of our decorators got bored and decided to touch the displays up with the airbrush. Because, you know, the frosting looked kinda faded. And dusty. And not very appatizing. Now they look very bright and very clean, and they're still the same damn cakes.
However, I don't think we can switch the displays out, or add to them. Two months ago they shipped us a new display cake. Somebody screwed up the icing getting it out. Nobody fixed it. It just went out with smushed icing. Our manager has better standards than that, and so does our lead decorator. They wouldn't put it out smushed if we were allowed to fix it ourselves. The only thing I can think of is that the displays are some kind of special non-food...stuff that fits in with health code. I have never asked. I'm not one of the decorators (thank. God.) and after the fourth month of seeing the same faded cakes on the stand, I decided I didn't want to know. - April 16, 2009 at 11:36 AM
AHHH!!! Nessie DOES have a pig snout... but it appears that it's not connected to a head. Maybe some sick, Jack the Ripper decided to cut off her head and neck, tying the snout to torso with a piece of pink hemp.
And while we're talking about hemp, I've never seen a hollow, green, dinosaur that can poop GREEN wiry hemp in the same shape as itself.
Word Verification: Destie. A cross between despicable and plea: aka, it's so despicable that you plea for it to PLEASE PLEASE GO AWAY. - May 21, 2009 at 8:15 PM
This reminds me the cake I had on my 6th birthday. My birthday is around Christmas time so it's only natural that the cake maintain a Christmas theme by featuring the appropriate colors (green and red... which I have always thought look rather blah together... that and red and pink) along with a Santa figurine. This was no ordinary cake however... due to my curiosity/obsession with dinosaurs at the time, I INSISTED that dinosaurs be present atop the cake as well, along with a volcano and palm trees. Let me tell you, that cake was the bomb diggity. That is the only cake I really remember from any of my past birthdays. If I find a picture I will send it in. It's a keeper. Keep in mind, this cake was designed by a creative 6 year-old, instead of a baker.
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