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When I was at the farmers market on the weekend I came across some local summer peas and since I always enjoy fresh peas I picked some up right away. After too much good food over the long weekend I was looking for something a bit on the lighter side and since it was a weeknight I also wanted something quick and easy. Pastas are often my go to meals under these circumstances and it had been a while since I last did a carbonara pasta so I was thinking that a carbonara with peas would be just about right. A carbonara is a pasta that is dressed in a creamy egg based sauce along with bacon, romano cheese and a healthy dose of fresh ground black pepper. I often like to add seasonal ingredients to carbonara pastas like asparagus or zucchini and I figured that sweet peas would work wonderfully in the creamy and salty sauce. One of my favourite things about a carbonara pasta, other than tasting great, is that it literally comes together in less time than it takes to cook the noodles. This dish was definitely a great way to enjoy those summer peas!
Spaghetti alla Carbonara with Peas
Spaghetti served in a creamy egg based sauce with bacon, fresh summer peas and Pecorino Romano cheese.
- 1/2 pound pasta (gluten free for gluten free)
- 4 slices bacon, cut into 1/2 inch slices
- 2 egg yolks
- 2 tablespoons heavy cream
- 1/4 cup pecorino romano or parmigiano reggiano (parmesan), grated
- 1/2 cup peas (fresh or thawed frozen)
- pepper to taste
- 1 tablespoon mint, julienned
- Cook the pasta as directed on the package.
- Meanwhile cook the bacon in a pan until crispy and set it aside on paper towels to drain.
- Mix the egg yolks, heavy cream and pecorino romano in a large bowl.
- Drain the cooked pasta, reserving some of the water, and place the pasta back into the hot pan.
- Mix the peas and bacon into the egg mixture into the pasta, adding pasta water as needed, and season with pepper to taste.
- Serve garnished with grated pecorino romano and julienned mint.


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- Open the Mail app by clicking the Windows Start menu and choosing Mail.
- If this is the first time you've opened the Mail app, you'll see a Welcome page. Select Add account to get started.
- If you've used the Mail app before, tap the three dots at the bottom of the page to access Settings, and then choose Manage Accounts.
- Select Add account.
- Choose Exchange as the type of account you want to add.
- Enter the required information and click Sign in. For most accounts, this is your email address, password, and the account name. The account name is what you'll see in both the left pane of Mail for Windows 10 as well as the Manage Accounts pane.
- Click Done. Your data will start syncing as soon as your account is set up.

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Wynnewood Wedding Invitations
There is little else in this world that can compare to the binding of two people in love – there is so much beauty, love, and wonder involved in a wedding. From save the dates to your actual invitations, work with our professionals to choose designs that are as beautiful as your special day and as unique as your love. Give us a call or stop by our shop today and discuss the vision you have for your Wynnewood wedding invitations during your FREE quote and see what we can do for you!
It's your special day – make it your own
We can't control everything in our lives, but there are some things in life you should have a complete say in, including your Wynnewood wedding invitations. Talk with our designers to find your unique style, theme, and design, and let us bring your dreams into reality.
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Patient Forms
Upon entering our office, our receptionist will welcome you as a member of our family. We will request that you complete our patient forms located in the New Patient Center. This paperwork provides us with your health history and information on your condition.
Next, you will have a consultation with Dr. Thomas G. Lemire to discuss your health-related problems, concerns, and potential treatment options. This initial visit is designed for Dr. Thomas G. Lemire to learn more about you, your condition, and expectations to determine how chiropractic care can meet your goals.
After your consultation, Dr. Thomas G. Lemire will perform a complete chiropractic examination testing your reflexes and flexibility. Other standard neurological, orthopedic, postural, and physical tests will be performed as well. However, nothing will be done in our office without your consent.
X-Ray Studies
Depending on your specific condition, we may take X-rays as well. X-rays help us develop the most effective treatment plan for you, and alert us of any serious spinal conditions. Most people are amazed once they see their X-rays up close. In some cases, they can even identify their misalignments and degeneration themselves.
Report of Findings
Once the information is collected and examinations are performed, Dr. Thomas G. Lemire will give you a detailed report of all findings and answer any questions including:
- How can you help me?
- How often do I need to come in?
- What will my treatment cost?
After reviewing your health history, goals, and examining your spine and X-rays, Dr. Thomas G. Lemire will discuss recommendations and notify you if your condition requires care with other providers. Dr. Thomas G. Lemire will provide the best treatment and wellness program for your needs.
At the conclusion of this initial appointment, you can choose to experience your first treatment. This may include spinal adjustments, physical therapy, and/or soft tissue massage. Treatment is interactive, so you can express concerns about the different styles of treatment anytime.
Wellness Program
Prior to leaving, the doctor will suggest a wellness program to incorporate outside of treatment. If you are in pain when you first come into our office this may include: ice or heat application instructions, certain activities or positions to avoid, and at home exercises and/or stretches. If you desire, our wellness team will work with you also to create healthy habits and routines for your lifestyle. Every person is unique, therefore everyone requires a customized wellness plan. The purpose of our wellness program is for you to achieve good spinal alignment, have a healthy diet, exercise, and maintain a positive mental state.


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There's just something about Belgium. Maybe it's the friendly and welcoming people who, with three official languages, still find it easy to converse in English, the country's fourth - unofficial - language. Maybe it's the stunning architecture decorating the quaint cobblestone squares. Or perhaps it's the incredible cuisine found in the vast array of restaurants where each meal seems better than the last. Energetic and carefree, the overall mood in Belgium is infectious, calling all of us to live as Belgians and enjoy life to the full.
Well situated between France and Holland, the Kingdom of Belgium encompasses all the best that Europe has to offer in a small area. Within the span of one day you can take a romantic cruise down a canal in Bruges, hunt for diamonds in Antwerp, enjoy waffles on the beach in Ostend, frolic at a festival in Binche, get lost in a castle in Namur, discover antiques at an outdoor market in Liege, and explore a fine-art museum in Brussels. A dense train network connects all of Belgium and makes navigation simple and comfortable for travellers.
Often called the Essence of Europe, Belgium is both multicultural and multilingual. Flanders in the north, a flat region criss-crossed by canals, is proud of its medieval art cities of Antwerp, Bruges and Ghent. To the south in Wallonia, you will find the rolling hills of the Ardennes, countless castles, and the cities of Liège, Namur, and Tournai. The city of Brussels is one of the world'sgreat cosmopolitan capitals, home to both the European Union and NATO, as well as a wealth of international trade and finance companies.
Belgium's history has always been linked to both commercial and cultural exchange and much of its character is due to its role as the great meeting place of Western Europe. It would be difficult to name a European country which has not wanted to stake its claim in Belgium at one time or another. Traces of the Austrians, Spanish, French and Dutch can still be seen in its architecture andin the lifestyle of its people. You will see superb examples of art and architecture past and present - Romanesque, Gothic, Baroque and Art Nouveau.


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Our Word Scramble Maker will scramble words & letters for word scramble games.
A Word Scrambler is different than a Word Unscrambler and a Word Scramble Solver. It is the exact opposite, in fact. While you would use a word unscrambler to unscramble words; a word scrambler is used to scramble words for word scramble games.
Dictionary.com defines Scramble as
NOUN a disordered mixture of things. "the program produced a scramble of the letters of the alphabet"
This makes perfect sense!
Our word scrambler maker is unique. It allows you to create up to 100 different ways to scramble letters for any word. You can choose the starting and ending characters in order to completely customize the word search, crossword puzzle or any word scramble game you are making.
If you need to print a word scramble sheet, go to our word scramble maker.
This is a common question; it seems like it should be simple, but I will show a few examples of how tough it can be.
Example 1: Lets try manually scrambling these 4 letter words
Simple, right? Of course with 4 letters... how about longer words. like 8 letter? Here is another example
Example 2: Lets try manually scrambling these 8 letter words
The reason why this is more difficult is not only because the word is longer, but also because the mind can only do 4 things at once, according to this study.
That is why our word scramble generator is so great! All it takes is a few seconds to create your very own word scramble game.
Our Word Scramble Generator will help you quickly scramble words like GIAWERGN for your word scramble game, word search, crossword, etc. You can choose how many results and what the scrambled word should start with and/or end with. You can now create a printable word scramble.
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Wella Invigo Nutri Enrich Deep Nourishing Mask 16.9 oz
You Save: $1.01 (3%)
Wella INVIGO Nutri-Enrich Deep Nourishing Mask
A moisturizing hair mask with Nutri-Enrich-Blend Oleic Acid and Panthenol provide moisture and nourishment for hair, while Vitamin E protects hair from further stress.
• With Goji Berry which is known to be extremely rich in vitamins, minerals and peptides.
• For dry or distressed hair of all types
How to use:
Apply to clean, damp hair. Leave for 5 minutes. Rinse out thoroughly.
Invigo products are designed to deliver invigorating moments of recharge either in salon or at home. With new ingredients, advanced technology, and vitamins, Invigo care blends offer a variety of benefits which can be tailored to your unique hair needs.
If you are not completely satisfied with a Brighton Beauty Supply purchase we would gladly accept returns of eligible (new, unused, and unmarked) products within 30 days of delivery. Brighton Beauty Supply does not offer exchanges at this time.
We encourage you to check your items upon receipt of the package to make sure you received exactly what you ordered. In rare cases items can be damaged in transit or your package can arrive open with missing items, please contact our customer support team as soon as possible.
All Claims Must Be Made Within 14 Days from receipt of the package. We will provide a pre-paid return label if a mistake was made on our end. If Return is made for any other reason (change of mind, dislike the color, ext.), the customer will be responsible for shipping the items back to our facility.
Items must be returned to us new, unused with all original boxes and seals attached. We ask you to use the original packaging or any other carton box to ship your items back to us. Shipping them in a plastic bag will damage the item(s) in transit and will not be accepted for a refund. Returns that do not meet our policy will be refused or sent back to you at your cost. Brighton Beauty Supply monitors return activity for abuse and reserves the right to limit returns in all instances. All returns are subject to validation and approval at Brighton Beauty Supply's discretion.
Use of Promotional Free Shipping Option
Brighton Beauty Supply offers promotional free shipping for orders exceeding a certain amount. Brighton Beauty Supply reserves the right to change promotional amounts anytime, without any notice. We encourage our customers to check the updated information on Brighton Beauty Supply homepage before placing any orders.
Returning Orders with Promotional Free Shipping
Customers returning any items back to our facility for a refund will be responsible for shipping fees, unless there was a mistake on our part. Customers are responsible for shipping the products with a reputable carrier and saving the tracking information as a proof of shipment. Upon receiving the package(s), our return department representatives will inspect all items returned for their eligibility. If all items meet our return policy, a refund will be issued back to the original payment method. Otherwise, we will contact the customer via email for further instruction.
PLEASE NOTE: If the total of the order becomes less than promotional free shipping amount after returning an item(s), the original shipping fee will be deducted from the refund. Customers can check the original shipping fee by putting desired items in the shopping basket and inserting their zip code. Our shipping fees vary depending on destination.
Non Returnable, Non Refundable Items
Due to Health and Hygiene Concerns, sales of Nail Polish, Clipper Blades, Hair Brushes, Nail Files, Skin Care Cosmetics, Make Up Brushes and ext. will be considered as Final Sale and Will Not be eligible for return.
Repeated Returns
We offer a flexible returns policy to make your online shopping experience even easier. We do monitor the number of returns made by customers and continued returns will be flagged and may, at our discretion, lead to the closure of your Brighton Beauty Supply account or future orders being refused.
Return Shipping Address
Please ship your items to the address below, including your order number.
Brighton Beauty Supply
Return Department (Order # space for order number)
419 Brighton Beach Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11235
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Modern ventilation units contain complex electronic systems and a variety of assorted parts. Because of this, in order to earn their certification, HVAC contractors must complete years of coursework and examinations. Here at Cool Bear, one of the top HVAC companies in Florida, we employ some of the most highly trained and experienced of these contractors in the state of Florida and are proud to serve the Hillsboro Beach, Florida area.
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In Florida, keeping your air conditioning system running smoothly is one of a homeowners highest priorities. And for a business, a malfunctioning air conditioner can easily drive away customers. There is no better option than Cool Bear in South Florida if you're looking for an air conditioning company.
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! fixed wrong client icons - to SS1900 [WiZaRd]
! fixed (wrong) disabled 7z controls [WiZaRd]
~ added .apk support [Tuxman]
! fixed possibly buffer overflow in statistics - to RejZoR [WiZaRd]
! switched "compatible" and "default" client icons [WiZaRd]
! fixed crash on automatic extraction - to satanius [WiZaRd]
> updated miniupnplib support to v1.8 (11/02/2013) [Tuxman/WiZaRd]
+ kMule will now offer to restart itself if necessary [WiZaRd]
! fixed minimule ratio icon when uploading only [WiZaRd]
~ renaming a shared file keeps the original file extension now [Tuxman]
! fixed a possible crash when trying to retrieve proxy settings from OS - to dylandog84 [WiZaRd]
~ added a couple of ED2KFileTypes [Tuxman/WiZaRd]
+ NeoLoader detection by David Xanatos [Tuxman]
~ avoid debug-related function overhead [Tuxman - original by YumeYao]
~ prevent detecting VBR .mp3 files as "fake" [WiZaRd]
+ added modicon.dll support [WiZaRd]
! fixed "apply" button in files options - to dylandog84 [WiZaRd]
+ added kMule ul/dl stats [WiZaRd]
+ added kMule client icon [WiZaRd]
~ replaced SevenZip++ by 7z console code to allow extraction of non-7z/zip archives [WiZaRd]
~ for bettter understanding, we changed "low id" to "firewalled" and "high id" to "open" [WiZaRd]
+ added button to proxy dialog to retrieve the OS proxy settings [WiZaRd]
! WINE compatibility [WiZaRd] - see bewlow!
* using kMule under WINE would work because newer WINE releases include a "fake" wmvcore.dll file which crashes kMule
* kMule will now try to detect WINE and skip the guilty code parts automatically
* if the detection fails OR if you installed a proper wmvcore.dll file and want to use it, you can add a "WineCompatibility=0/1" entry in the kMule.ini file
+ added button to edit kMule.ini to extended options page [WiZaRd]
~ changed splashscreen to splashscreenex [WiZaRd - original by TBH]
~ added ipfilter progress to splash [WiZaRd - original by JvA (X-Ray)]
+ added option to automatically extract supported archive files [Tuxman/WiZaRd]
~ unified messages & security tabs in options [WiZaRd]
~ removed shared dirs from options [WiZaRd]
* using the shared files tab offers way more functionality!
~ added "titanmule" to GPL breakers string list [WiZaRd]
! fixed possible crash when loading a new ipfilter while kMule was already running - to SS1900 [WiZaRd]
! fixed a minimule crash under Wine - to ]Axl[ [WiZaRd]
~ don't check for "already in use" ports when updating or UPnP has been disabled [WiZaRd]
! fixed handle leak in "share small files first" to RejZoR [WiZaRd]
! fixed MM issue that could sometimes crash kMule [WiZaRd]
~ changed MM animation to "blend" [WiZaRd]
- removed obsolete filedonkey search method [WiZaRd]
+ "customSearches" [WiZaRd]
* you can now customize additional web search methods via editing the customSearches.dat in your config dir
* see the abovementioned file for details and examples
+ ZZ (focused!) upload system [WiZaRd - original by ZZ]
+ improved lowID fairness [WiZaRd - by VQB]
+ Upload feedback [WiZaRd]
> reverted resizablelib to v1.3 to prevent GUI glitches
> adjusted miniupnplib so kMule can be run under WindowsXP again [WiZaRd]
+ preview indication is now done by showing the preview icon [WiZaRd]
* use "PreviewIndicatorMode" in the .ini to disable (0) the feature or use the old color mode (2) instead
+ added hashing progress indication to status bar [WiZaRd]
~ kMule now hashes the smallest file first to speed up file sharing [WiZaRd]
+ count block/success send && drop blocking sockets [WiZaRd - original by Xman?]
> updated libpng to v1.5.12
> updated miniupnplib support to v1.7 (30/08/2012)
> update resizeablelib to v1.4 alpha
~ removed more (now obsolete) server stat code
+ USS Status Pane [WiZaRd, by Eulero]
* http://forum.emule-project.net/index.php?showtopic=150006
~ improved compatibility of kMule when run under WINE [WiZaRd]
~ new connection state icons [WiZaRd]
+ the hidden pref entry "SpamFilterMode" can now be used to configure the spam filter feature [WiZaRd]
* 0 = disabled, 1 = colored, 2 = autosort, 3 = filtered (not implemented, yet)
+ Startup Flood Prevention [WiZaRd]
+ autoHL [WiZaRd]
! fixed loss of some pref settings between restarts [WiZaRd]
! clear chat message field when closing the particular tab [Tuxman]
~ main dialog is hidden after shutdown is initiated to avoid confusion [WiZaRd]
! fixed problem with ratio smilies not showing up in some cases [WiZaRd]
+ prevent sharing of known partial files [WiZaRd]
* right now this filters "ForbiddenFileFilters" in our .ini file if "RemoveForbiddenFiles" is enabled
+ session ratio (1:3) [WiZaRd]
* please upload as much as you can to help the network!
+ ratio info & indicator added to MiniMule [WiZaRd]
based upon eMule v0.50a
> updated libpng to v1.5.10
> updated zlib to v1.2.7
> updated CryptoPP to v5.6.1
> updated miniupnplib support to v1.7 (24/05/2012)
- mobilemule [WiZaRd]
- kademlia wnd [WiZaRd]
- server support [WiZaRd]
- IRC [WiZaRd]
- Search Related Files [Tuxman]
~ kad always enabled [WiZaRd]
~ transfer full chunks always enabled [WiZaRd]
~ SUI always enabled [WiZaRd]
+ modder credits [WiZaRd]
~ protocol obfuscation always supported [WiZaRd]
! http downloads were aborting too early (http://forum.emule-project.net/index.php?showtopic=155048) [WiZaRd]
~ code formatting [Tuxman]
+ IntelliFlush [WiZaRd]
* automatic flushing on chunk completion
* filebuffer timelimit default: 15min.
* filebuffer size: 0.5-20MB
~ splashscreen and app icons [WiZaRd]
~ client version: "ed2k Loader" [WiZaRd]
+ modversion [WiZaRd]
~ spam filter always enabled [WiZaRd]
+ AntiFake [WiZaRd, parts from Netfinitys' FakeAlyzer]
+ Kad Term Cleanup [WiZaRd]
~ simplified DL progress [WiZaRd]
~ detect VLC automatically [WiZaRd]
- scheduler [WiZaRd]
~ credit system always enabled [Tuxman]
~ notifications and proxy settings are only visible when "extended controls" is enabled
- web interface [WiZaRd]
- sound/mail/speech notifications and built-in popups [Tuxman]
+ Snarl support [Tuxman]
* replaces built-in notifier system
* visit http://snarl.fullphat.net/ for download and information
~ connection wizard integrated into first start assistant [WiZaRd]
- connection wizard removed from prefs [WiZaRd]
~ search file colors changed [WiZaRd]
+ ICS by enkeyDev [WiZaRd]
* ICS replaces default chunk selection and cannot be deactivated
+ AntiHideOS by netfinity [WiZaRd]
- "tooltip delay" option [Tuxman]
+ ClientAnalyzer [WiZaRd]
+ Small File Slot [WiZaRd]
+ Queue Size Fix [WiZaRd]
- Peercache [WiZaRd]
- Connect Button [WiZaRd]
+ ModVersion Display in ListCtrls [WiZaRd]
+ searchCatch by SLUGFILLER [Tuxman]
~ message captchas always enabled [WiZaRd]
~ automatically select an alternative port if port is in use [WiZaRd]
+ PowerShare [WiZaRd]
+ Intelligent SoTN [WiZaRd]
+ Payback First [WiZaRd]
+ SharedView Ed2kType [WiZaRd, parts by Avi3k]
~ reserve at least max(10MB, 5% of HD) for ed2k Loader [WiZaRd]
- removed nonsense "OK" button from networkinfo dialog [WiZaRd]
- perflog [WiZaRd]
+ endgame improvement [WiZaRd]
~ use "optimal" tempdir for preview backup creation [WiZaRd]
~ minor cleanup in the Proxy settings [Tuxman]
! fixed 2 memleaks in official KAD code [WiZaRd]
+ autoupdate system [WiZaRd]
+ ipfilter autoupdate [WiZaRd]
~ ipfilters now filter Kad contacts on-the-fly [WiZaRd]
* i.e. we check all known contacts on ipfilter update and delete filtered ones
- removed support for 4 and 8 bit desktop colors [WiZaRd]
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Valentine's Day is the time to express your love and appreciation to those you care about most. But it's also a great opportunity to take the time to pamper yourself — so why not start with your eyes?
Practice these 10 healthy lifestyle habits to help protect your eye health and vision.
1. Be Mindful of the Food You Eat
Fill your plate with fresh fruits and veggies, lean proteins and whole grains. A well-balanced diet is good for your body and can lower your risk of eye disease.
Studies show that foods high in vitamins A, C, E, Omega-3, lutein and zeaxanthin are especially beneficial for promoting eye health.
2. Drink Plenty of Water
Drinking at least eight 8-ounce glasses of water each day will keep your body hydrated and your eyes moist — which is essential for preventing dry eye syndrome. To add some flavor to your water, try adding a splash of lemon juice or swap some of those glasses of water for an herbal tea or other non-caffeinated beverage. Caffeinated drinks have a dehydrating effect, so try to limit your coffee consumption as much as possible.
3. Exercise Regularly
Exercise is widely known for its physical and mental health benefits, but studies show that it can also lower your risk of serious eye conditions and diseases. Cardio exercise in particular has been shown to lower eye pressure and improve blood flow to the retina and optic nerve at the back of the eye. So grab your gym bag and get moving!
4. Don't Smoke
If you've been thinking about quitting, there's no better time than now. Smoking tobacco significantly raises your risk of developing sight-threatening eye diseases like diabetic retinopathy, cataracts and age-related macular degeneration (AMD), and can also lead to their early development.
Smoking also robs the body of the essential vitamins and minerals it needs to maintain eye health, and contains around 7,000 chemicals that can lead to eye irritation and dry eye.
5. Practice Good Makeup Hygiene
While wearing makeup can accentuate your eyes and make you feel more beautiful, it's important to note that if not used properly, certain makeup products can adversely affect eye health.
To keep your eyes and vision healthy, make sure to:
- Clean your brushes and applicators regularly
- Toss any expired products, or eye makeup you've used during an eye infection
- Only apply makeup to the outer margin of your eyelids
- Remove your makeup before going to bed
- Never share makeup or use in-store testers
Following these safety tips will help to lower your risk of eye infections and other serious complications.
6. Wear Sunglasses
Studies show that prolonged UV exposure can damage the eyes and lead to the development of sight-threatening eye conditions, like cataracts, macular degeneration and glaucoma, in the future.
Purchase a pair of stylish sunglasses with 100% UV protection and wear them any time you venture outdoors — the sun's UV rays can penetrate the clouds and reflect off of snow, sand, water and pavement. So keep a pair of sunglasses next to your front door and a spare pair in your bag or car to ensure you have UV protection wherever you go.
7. Prevent Eye Injuries
About 90% of vision loss from eye injuries can be prevented by wearing the right eye protection.
Protective eyewear like sports goggles or glasses with polycarbonate lenses are designed with sturdy materials that are less likely to break or shatter while you play sports, and can protect your eyes from small particles that fly in the air when you mow the lawn or engage in DIY projects.
8. Learn First Aid for Eye Injuries
Let's be real, accidents can happen even if we take all the right measures to protect ourselves. But knowing what to do in case of an unexpected eye injury can potentially save you or someone you love from permanent eye damage or vision loss.
Note: Any type of eye injury should be taken seriously, and promptly examined by an eye doctor.
9. Avoid Digital Eye Strain
Prolonged screen time can cause eye strain, dry eyes, blurry vision and headaches — and lead to a condition called digital eye strain, also known as computer vision syndrome.
Avoid symptoms of digital eye strain by limiting screen time as much as possible. If prolonged screen time is unavoidable, practice the 20-20-20 rule: set an alarm on your phone as a reminder to take breaks every 20 minutes to focus on an image at least 20 feet away, for at least 20 seconds.
10. Visit Your Eye Doctor
Regular eye exams are crucial when it comes to maintaining your eye health. With an eye exam, your eye doctor can identify early signs of sight-threatening eye diseases and conditions — enabling earlier treatment and increasing your chances for optimal results.
From all of us at Ideal Eye Team in Central Texas, we wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!
What's the difference between an eye exam and vision screening?
Vision screenings are basic tests of visual acuity, generally conducted by a school nurse or pediatrician. These screenings can't identify many vision conditions that impact learning or work performance, and are unable to detect ocular health problems.
A comprehensive eye exam, which is performed by an eye doctor, includes tests for visual acuity and functional vision, as well as close examination of the inner and outer structures of the eye.
How often do I need to have an eye exam?
According to the American Optometric Association (AOA), it is important to have your eyes examined every one to two years, depending on your age, whether or not you wear glasses or contacts, your family history of eye disease, and your ocular health to date. Annual eye exams help your eye doctor monitor your eye health and easily identify any changes in your vision.


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1999 Land Rover Defender 90 Wolf Winter Water (REMUS Package)
Imperial War Museum, Cambridgeshire
Sale Date(s)
Venue Address
Come to the auction venue to collect your new pride and joy or send your preferred shipper to collect on your behalf until 1pm the day following the sale.
Alternatively, our partners are on hand to help arrange safe transportation.
Motorcars - E.M Rogers, 01604 755511
Motorcycles - Moving Motorcycles, 01933 448555
We can also provide secure storage with our transport partners for both short and long-term.
Important Information
Buyer's commission for our physical venue auctions are as follows:
12.5% - Motorcars (subject to a minimum of £250)
15% - Motorcycles, Scooters, Registration Plates & Automobilia (subject to minimum of £100)
An additional 1% surcharge applies to online bidders
All fees are subject to VAT
Terms & Conditions
These conditions apply to all sales held by H&H Classics Limited in England and Wales to the exclusion of all other Terms and Conditions and no alteration or modification to these Conditions will be binding on H&H Classics Limited unless accepted in writing by them.
Your attention is specifically drawn to the "Notes for Intending Purchasers" published in the front of the catalogue.
In these Terms and Conditions the following words and expressions shall unless the context otherwise requires have the following meanings:
Auctioneer means H&H Classics Limited whose Registered Office is at 8 Eastway, Sale, Cheshire UK M33 4DX; company number 02852199 and Auctioneer means its representative who actually conducts the sale.
Bidders Registration Form means the form to be completed by each bidder pursuant to Condition 12.5.
The Buyer is the only person whose bid is accepted by the Auctioneer to conclude the contract for the purchase of a Lot.
Buyer's Commission shall have the meaning given in Condition 14.
Catalogue includes any advertisement, brochure, estimate, price list and other publication generated or published by or on behalf of the Auctioneer in relation to a sale.
Contract means the contract formed pursuant to these Conditions between any of the Seller, the Buyer and the Auctioneer.
Entry Form means the form to be completed by the Seller as to each separate Lot pursuant to Condition 1.1.
Estimated Value means the value given by the Seller in the Entry Form as the Estimated Value of the vehicle and if more than one value is given, the higher of those values.
Expenses in relation to a Lot means the Auctioneer's charges and expenses for illustrations, special advertising, packing, freight, transport, storage and any other charges and expenses of that Lot (other than the commission) plus VAT on any of them.
The charges for uplifting an item, either sold or unsold, into storage, with charges, are as follows:
Motor Cars
Uplift - From £185
Storage - £10 per day for the first fourteen days or part thereof and £30 per week or part thereof thereafter (subject to change without notice).
Uplift - From £100
Storage - £5 per day for the first fourteen days or part thereof and £12 per week or part thereof thereafter (subject to change without notice).
Uplift - £20
Storage - £3 per day for the first fourteen days or part thereof and £8 per week of part thereof thereafter (subject to change without notice).
Charges for these items are determined by size and weight:
'A' - the standard charge and will not be marked in the sales catalogue - £8 uplift and £1 per day storage (subject to change without notice).
'B' - larger items and marked * in the sales catalogue - £20 uplift, £2 per day storage (subject to change without notice).
'C' - the largest items marked ** in the sales catalogue - £50 uplift, £5 per day storage (subject to change without notice).
'R' - items needing to be 'Referred' for individual quotations marked 'R' in the sales catalogue (subject to change without notice).
Hammer Price means the price in £ sterling at which a Lot is knocked down by the Auctioneer to the Buyer at the fall of the hammer.
Lot means any item or items consigned with a view to its or their sale at auction.
Premises means the place at which the Auctioneer are conducting that particular sale.
Reserve means the minimum Hammer Price (if any) agreed between the Auctioneer and the Seller at which the Lot may be sold.
The Sale means the auction sale in respect of which the Lot is consigned for sale.
Sale Proceeds means the net amount payable by the Auctioneer to the Seller being the Hammer Price less the sum of the commission, the expenses, the entry fee (if not already paid) and the VAT chargeable on any of them.
Seller means the person who offers the Lot for sale whether or not he is the true owner.
Seller's Commission means commission payable by the Seller pursuant to Condition 6.
Stated rates means the usual rates of Commission, Entry Fees and any other charges for the time being plus the VAT chargeable on any of them. The current rates are as follows:
Motor Cars
ONLINE ONLY AUCTIONS - 5% to the Buyer, 5% to the Seller (minimum £250 to both parties)
PHYSICAL AUCTIONS - 12.5% to the Buyer, 5% to the Seller (minimum £250 to both parties)
Entry Fee - From £100 for a standard catalogue entry
Motorcycles / Scooters / Bicycles
ONLINE ONLY AUCTIONS - 5% to the Buyer, 5% to the Seller (minimum £50 to both parties)
PHYSICAL AUCTIONS - 15% to the Buyer, 10% to the Seller (minimum £50 to both parties)
Entry Fee - From £50 for a standard catalogue entry
Registration Numbers
ONLINE ONLY AUCTIONS - 15% to the Buyer, 15% to the Seller (minimum £50 to both parties)
PHYSICAL AUCTIONS - 15% to the Buyer, 15% to the Seller (minimum £50 to both parties)
Entry Fee - From £50 for a standard catalogue entry
Total Amount Due means the Hammer Price in respect of the Lot sold plus the Buyer's commission and additional charges and expenses due from a defaulting Buyer under these Conditions plus VAT chargeable on any of them expressed in £ sterling.
Payment can be made by bank transfer using our bank account details as follows:
Nat West, 23 Sankey Street, Warrington, Cheshire WA1 1XH
Account Name: H&H Classics Client Account
Account No: 58868984
Sort Code: 01-09-17
Usual Charges means the total of the Commissions, Entry Fees and any other reasonable costs and expenses plus VAT payable thereon.
VAT means UK Value Added Tax at the prevailing rate from time to time.
Vehicles includes, where appropriate, incomplete vehicles.
1.1 An Entry Form in respect of each Lot must be completed fully and accurately, with an honest description of the Lot, signed and dated by the Seller and accompanied by the Entry Fee, when the Lot is entered. The Auctioneer may at any time ratify an incomplete form.
1.2 Any documentation pertaining to the Lot must be sent with the Entry Form to the Auctioneer's office, or in any event delivered with the Lot to the Premises. The Contract between the Seller and the Auctioneer will be formed when the Auctioneer receives a signed Entry Form for the Lot, whether by hand, post, fax, email or by any other means, and whether or not the Entry Fee for that Lot has been paid, and whether or not the Form has been signed by the Auctioneer.
1.3 All relevant matters pertaining to the Lot such as a financial encumbrance, serious accident damage or other factors affecting value which are known to the Seller must be stated on the Entry Form. If a sale is lost because of the failure of the Seller to disclose to the Auctioneer all information which may reasonably be expected to affect the provenance, title, value or any other aspect of the Lot, the Auctioneer will charge and the Seller must pay the stated rates (both to Seller and Buyer) plus VAT.
1.4 If the Seller wishes to retain the registration number of a Lot, it is the Seller's responsibility to notify the Auctioneer in writing on the Entry Form. It is the Seller's responsibility to take all necessary steps to ensure that the current registration number is retained and a new number allocated prior to the Lot being sold. If the Seller does not do so, the Auctioneer shall not be responsible for any loss or damage whatsoever and howsoever arising out of the Seller's loss of the right to the registration number following the sale of the Lot.
2.1 The Auctioneer shall have absolute discretion whether or not to accept any Lot for sale and shall be entitled to select the auction place, date, catalogue placement and photographs for the Lot.
2.2 The Seller gives the Auctioneer full and absolute right to photograph and illustrate any Lot placed in its hands for sale, and to use such photographs and illustrations as are provided by the Seller at any time at its absolute discretion (whether or not in connection with the Sale), with indemnity against copyright infringement.
2.3 The Seller is wholly responsible for the factual accuracy of, and for any judgments or opinions expressed in, the catalogue description of each Lot entered by him, and for any error, misstatement or omission of information in that description. Whether the description has been prepared by the Auctioneer or the Seller, a copy of the typed text will be provided to the Seller within a reasonable time prior to the Auction, and unless the Seller reacts with comments or changes prior to the Auction, the Auctioneer may treat that description as accepted by the Seller.
3.1 The Seller warrants to the Auctioneer and to the Buyer either that he is the true owner of the Lot or that he is duly authorised to sell the Lot by the true owner, and is able to transfer or procure transfer of good and marketable title to the Lot free from a third party claims or encumbrances.
3.2 In the event of an unsettled hire purchase, finance agreement or any other charge or lien affecting the Lot, the Auctioneer reserves the right to settle the amount due of such charges not exceeding the Sale Proceeds and if the Sale Proceeds are less than the charges outstanding the Seller will be responsible for the settlement of the balance forthwith. There will be a charge of £75 plus VAT for this service.
3.3 Each Lot, in the condition as described on the Entry Form, and with all keys, spare or extra items and documents shall be delivered to the Premises at the expense of the Seller. The Seller of a Lot not held by the Auctioneer at the Premises or under its control warrants and undertakes to the Auctioneer that the Lot will be made available and in a deliverable state at the time stated by the Auctioneer.
3.4 The Seller shall indemnify both the Auctioneer, its Employees and Agents, and the Buyer separately, against all payments, costs, expenses, demands, or any loss or damage whatsoever and wheresoever incurred or suffered by any of them in respect of any breach of these Conditions on the part of the Seller.
4.1 The Seller shall be entitled, prior to the sale to place a Reserve on any Lot, this being the minimum Hammer Price at which the Auctioneer is authorised to sell that Lot and to make its usual charges. A Reserve once placed by the Seller shall not be changed without the consent of the Auctioneer.
4.2 The Auctioneer may, at its option, sell the Lot at a Hammer Price below the Reserve but in any such case the Sale Proceeds to which the Seller is entitled shall be the same as if the sale had been at Reserve.
4.3 Where no Reserve has been placed on the Lot the Auctioneer shall in no way be liable should the Lot be purchased for a price below the lowest estimated selling price. In any event, any written or oral estimate of likely selling price given by the Auctioneer is an expression of opinion only and may not be relied upon by the Seller nor give rise to any claim.
4.4 If a Reserve is placed by the Seller in a currency other than Pounds Sterling, such a Reserve shall be calculated and converted into Sterling at the spot rate of exchange quoted to the Auctioneer by the National Westminster Bank Plc at close of business on the last banking day prior to the date of the Sale. The certificate in writing of the Auctioneer as to such rate shall be conclusive.
4.5 Where a Reserve has been placed, only the Auctioneer may bid on that Lot on behalf of the Seller. Should the Seller buy in his own Lot, the Seller must pay to the Auctioneer its stated rates (both Seller and Buyer) before the Lot is removed.
5.1 The Seller may by notice to the Auctioneer withdraw the Lot from the Auction. If the Seller does so he shall be liable to pay the Auctioneer the stated rate of the Seller's and Buyer's commission calculated on the estimated value of the Lot that the Auctioneer would have received had the Lot been sold for the estimated value. For the purposes of this clause the estimated value shall be the higher of:-
(a) the Seller's estimate of value as previously notified to the Auctioneer or if more than one figure the highest figure or if none;
(b) the value estimated in the catalogue or if more than one figure is given the highest figure, or if none,
(c) the Auctioneer's reasonable estimate of its value;
(d) plus VAT on such fee in either case and expenses;
5.2 In the event that the Seller withdraws the Lot from the Auction the Seller shall arrange for the collection/removal of the Lot at his own expense within 2 working days after the date of withdrawal provided that the Seller may not collect the Lot unless or until any withdrawal fee payable under Conditions 5.1 shall have been paid in full and any storage charges have been met by the Seller.
6. The Seller authorises the Auctioneer to deduct from the Hammer Price commission at the Stated Rate subject to the relevant minimum commission for each Lot, plus Expenses and VAT on both. The Seller acknowledges the Auctioneer's right to charge and retain the Buyer's Premium also in accordance with Condition 14.
7. The Seller of a Lot which is a road going means of transport warrants and undertakes to the Auctioneer that, as at the date of the Sale, either:
(a) the Lot will be VAT paid in the EU and registered in the UK, will be lawfully usable on the public road, complying with the provisions of current Road Traffic Legislation and all relevant regulations made thereunder and any statutory modifications thereof, and there is or will be in force an MOT Certificate required in relation to such use; or (alternatively)
(b) the Seller has notified the Auctioneer that the Lot does not or will not meet these requirements, and cannot legally be used on the road.
8. The Seller hereby agrees to indemnify the Auctioneer, its Agents and Employees against any and all claims, liability or damage and all related costs and expenses arising out of the proper execution by the Auctioneer of their obligations to the Seller under these Conditions, and in particular against any liability or claim which may be incurred by the Auctioneer as a result of any defect in the Lot, whether proving dangerous to human life or health or otherwise giving rise to a claim against the Auctioneer, or as a result of any default by the Seller or any breach of any of the warranties or undertakings herein by the Seller.
9.1 Where any Lot fails to sell, the Auctioneer shall notify the Seller accordingly. The Seller shall make arrangements either for the Auctioneer to re-offer that Lot for sale, or forthwith to collect the Lot and to pay the Expenses. If such arrangements are not made:
(a) by 1pm on the day following the date of the Sale, the Seller shall be responsible for the costs of any removal, storage and other expenses related to that Lot;
(b) within 3 months after formal notification by the Auctioneer to the Seller, the Auctioneer shall have the right (pursuant to the Torts (Interference with Goods) Act 1977 or any legislation that re-enacts or replaces it) to sell the Lot by private treaty or at public auction without reserve and to deduct from the Hammer Price or price received any sum owing to the Auctioneer including (without limitation) removal, storage and insurance expenses, the Expenses of both auctions, Commission at the Stated Rate on the sale and all other reasonable expenses, before remitting the balance to the Seller; or if he cannot be traced, placing it in a bank account in the name of the Auctioneer on behalf of the Seller.
9.2 If the Seller later sells the Lot as a result of its exposure at the auction the Auctioneer will be entitled to their normal commission. In any event the Auctioneer will be entitled to try and effect a sale as the Seller's agent within 14 days after the date of the auction (that time limit does not apply to a sale by the Seller). If the Auctioneer does so sell the Lot, they will also be entitled to their normal commission.
10.1 Where a Lot is sold, the Auctioneer shall initiate payment, by bank transfer, of the Sale Proceeds to the Seller 14 days after the Auctioneers have received in cleared funds the Total Amount Due from the Buyer. Should no bank details be provided by the seller, the Auctioneer will effect payment by sending its cheque, drawn in favour of the Seller, 14 days after receipt of cleared funds, by first class mail at the Seller's risk.
10.2 If before the Total Amount Due is paid by the Buyer (whether or not because the Auctioneer has given credit terms to the Buyer) the Auctioneer pays to the Seller an amount equal to the net Sale Proceeds, title in the Lot shall pass from the Seller to the Auctioneer.
10.3 In the case of overseas Sellers, the Sale Proceeds will be paid to the Seller either in Sterling or in such other currency available to the Auctioneer as may have been agreed in writing between the Seller and the Auctioneer before the date of the Sale. The Auctioneer shall calculate the rate of exchange for the Sale Proceeds by reference to the spot rate of exchange quoted by the National Westminster Bank Plc at close of business on the date of the Sale, whichever is more favourable to the auctioneer.
10.4 If the Auctioneer receives notice of any dispute related to a sold Lot before the Sale Proceeds have been remitted to the Seller, the Auctioneer may withhold payment from the Seller until it thinks fit or until the Dispute is resolved, whichever is earlier.
10.5 The Auctioneer retains the right to withhold partial or total payment for any Lot if items committed to the Sale by the Seller and sold as part of the Lot, including any relevant documents, have not been delivered by the Seller.
10.6 The Seller shall maintain their insurance of the Lot until they are in receipt of the Sale Proceeds
11.1 If the Buyer fails to pay the Auctioneer the total Amount due within 21 days after the Sale, the Auctioneer will notify the Seller and take the Seller's instructions as to the appropriate course of action. So far as in the Auctioneer's opinion it is practicable, the Auctioneer will at the Seller's expense assist the Seller to recover the Total Amount Due from the Buyer, but the Auctioneer shall be under no obligation to institute proceedings in its own name.
11.2 If circumstances outside the Auctioneer's control do not permit the Auctioneer to take instructions from the Seller, the Seller hereby authorises the Auctioneer, at the Seller's expense, to agree special terms for payment of the total Amount Due; to remove, store and insure the Lot sold; to settle claims made against the Buyer or the Seller on such terms as the Auctioneer shall in its absolute discretion think fit; to take such steps as are necessary to collect the monies due by the Buyer to the Seller; and if necessary to rescind the sale and refund money to the Buyer.
12.1 Any motor vehicle is sold as a collector's item and not as a means of transport. Buyers are specifically warned that any vehicle sold as such may well have had parts replaced and paint renewed or be made up of parts from other vehicles the condition of which may be difficult to establish. The Auctioneer has to rely on information as to the date, condition and authenticity provided by the Seller and does not provide its own description, and does not and cannot undertake its own inspection of vehicles or other Lot and it is the responsibility of the Buyer to ensure that the Lot conforms to the description in the catalogue. The Auctioneer cannot check or verify the authenticity of the chassis or VIN number under which a vehicle is offered, but relies on the Seller's description. Buyers should take particular care to verify in advance the authenticity of a vehicle that is claimed to have important racing, rallying or 'ex-works' history as it was common in period for a competition vehicle of a single identity to have more than one chassis, body or other mechanical components. This may have happened several times, both in a vehicle's 'works' career and thereafter in private owner hands. Sometimes 'works' vehicles were fitted with different registration plates, so that a vehicle could meet a particular event's start date deadline. These historical factors may lead to there being in existence multiple and competing claimants to the same vehicle identity.
12.2 The Buyer shall be the person making the highest bid at or over Reserve (if any) that is accepted by the Auctioneer, and the Contract shall be concluded at the fall of the hammer. The Auctioneer shall have the absolute discretion to settle any dispute related to bidding at the Sale. All sales are deemed not to be sales in the course of a business, unless notified to the contrary.
12.3 Every bidder shall be deemed to act as a principal unless the Auctioneer has, prior to the auction date, acknowledged (either by acceptance of the Bidder's Registration Form which discloses the true principal, or otherwise in writing) that the bidder is acting as agent on behalf of a disclosed principal.
12.4 The Auctioneer may in its absolute discretion refuse to accept any bid, advance the bidding as it may decide, withdraw or divide any Lot, combine any two or more Lots, and in the case of dispute may put up any Lot for auction again.
12.5 A prospective bidder should register his intention to bid for a Lot by completing fully and signing a Bidder's Registration Form prior to executing his bid. If this has not been completed before the fall of the hammer, the Buyer shall forthwith complete the Bidder's Registration Form. The Bidder shall also provide photographic identification. Failure to do so shall not invalidate the sale, unless the Auctioneer, in its absolute discretion, so decides.
12.6 Any bid which fails to reach the Reserve may be submitted by the Auctioneer to the Seller and if the Seller accepts that bid, the Lot will be deemed to have been sold to the Buyer at the sum bid at the fall of the hammer and the normal Terms and Conditions will apply to that sale.
13.1 Where a Lot is illustrated by a photograph, in the case of a vehicle with a registration number visible, that number will not be transferred with the vehicle to the Buyer unless the registration particulars appear in the written part of the description and the transfer has been authorised by the Seller. If the vehicle is sold to the Buyer before the formalities of the allocation of a different registration number to that vehicle are completed with the DVLA, the Buyer accepts that he will take all steps necessary to co-operate with either the Seller or the Auctioneer to have the number re-transferred to the Seller or as may be, and will take no steps to register the vehicle with the number in his name.
13.2 Whilst the interests of prospective Buyers are best served by personal attendance at the Sale, the Auctioneers will if so instructed execute bids on their behalf. Neither the Auctioneer nor its Employees or Agents will be responsible for any error or default in doing so or in failing altogether to do so. Where the Auctioneer executes bids on behalf of an absent bidder, each Lot will be bought as cheaply as is allowed by other bids and any relevant Reserve.
14. The Buyer shall pay to the Auctioneer in respect of each Lot the Buyer's Commission calculated on the Hammer Price at the stated rates as set out above.
15. Where a Lot is described in the Catalogue or announced at the time of Sale as being subject to VAT on import, VAT will be payable in addition to the Hammer Price (which VAT may or may not be refundable by HM Customs & Excise on proof of export).
16.1 Upon the sale of a Lot, the Buyer shall:
16.2 Unless he has already done so, complete a Bidder's Registration Form as in Condition 12.5 above;
16.3 Pay to the Auctioneer the total amount due, at latest by midday on the day after the Sale, notwithstanding that where the Buyer wishes to export the Lot, an export licence may be required which must be obtained by the Buyer at his own cost;
16.4 Accept that any payments received by the Auctioneer from a Buyer may be applied by the Auctioneer towards any sums owing from that Buyer to the Auctioneer on any account whatsoever, without regard to any directions of the Buyer or his agent, whether express or implied.
17.1 Until the total amount due has been received by the Auctioneer:
(a) title in a Lot shall not pass to the Buyer but the risk shall;
(b) no Lot may be taken away by or on behalf of the Buyer.
17.2 The Buyer shall be responsible for any removal, storage and insurance charges and any other Expenses on any Lot not paid for and taken away from the by 1pm on the day following the day of the sale.
17.3 If the Lot remains under the vendor's control for any reason, either at their property or a third-party one, then the Buyer must remove it within ten days of the sale. Failure to do so will result in the Lot being uplifted to secure storage at the Buyer's expense.
18.1 If a Buyer fails either to pay for or to take away any Lot, the Auctioneer may without further notice to the Buyer, at its discretion and without prejudice to any other rights or remedies it may have, exercise one or more of the following rights or remedies, as may be relevant, in relation to any and all remedies for non-payment that the Auctioneer may choose to exercise. The Buyer will pay to the Auctioneer all legal and other costs borne by it on a full indemnity basis.
18.2 To charge interest at a rate not exceeding 3% per month over Natwest Bank's base rate on so much of the total amount due as remains unpaid after the date and time referred to in condition 16.3 for the first two months. After that period of time to charge interest at a rate not exceeding 1.75% per month over Natwest Bank's base rate on so much of the total amount due as remains unpaid after the date and time referred to in condition 16.3.
18.3 To issue proceedings against the Buyer for payment of the total amount due and/or for damages for breach of contract. If the Seller decides to sell the Lot elsewhere, the Auctioneer may proceed against the Buyer for the Commission which it would have earned both from the Seller and the Buyer together with VAT on both had the Buyer paid for the Lot in accordance with these Conditions.
18.4 To rescind the sale of that or any other Lots sold to the same Buyer at this or any other Sale, in respect of which title has not passed.
18.5 To resell the Lot or cause it to be resold by public or private sale, such that any deficiency in the total amount due resulting from such resale (after giving credit for any payment) together with the full costs incurred in connection with the Lots shall be paid to the Auctioneer by the Buyer; any surplus in excess of the Sale Proceeds of that resale shall belong to the Seller.
18.6 To store the Lot at the sole expense of the Buyer and to release the Lot only after payment in full of the total amount due, together with the accrued cost of the removal, storage and insurance and all other expenses incurred in connection with the Lot.
18.7 To retain that or any other Lot sold to the Buyer at the same or any other auction and to release the same only after payment of the total amount due.
18.8 To apply by way of set-off any Sale Proceeds of any Lot then due or at any time thereafter becoming due to the Buyer towards settlement of the total amount due and expenses and the Auctioneer shall be entitled to a lien on any property of the Buyer which is in the Auctioneer's possession for any purpose.
18.9 To reject or ignore any bids made by or on behalf of the defaulting Buyer at any future sales or insist upon a cash deposit before accepting any bids in future.
19.1 All Lots are offered as seen with all faults and defects without any guarantee or warranty attaching thereto as to condition, roadworthiness or otherwise and with all faults and defects whether apparent upon examination or not.
19.2 In any event, neither the Seller nor the Auctioneer shall be liable for any indirect or consequential loss whatsoever, and the maximum liability of the Auctioneer together with its Employees and Agents, in the event of any claim against them arising from the sale of any Lot shall be limited to the Hammer Price plus Buyer's Premium in respect of that Lot.
20. The Auctioneer in all respects acts and will be treated as agent for the Seller (except where the Auctioneer is expressly stated to be selling as principal), and is not responsible for any default by the Seller or the Buyer to the other party.
21. The Auctioneer will not accept any liability for damage sustained to a Lot that is attributable to members of the public or non-Auctioneer operatives during the Sale or any removable items left within lots during the same period. Any claims for damage and / or lost items must be submitted to the Auctioneer in writing no later than 3 working days after the date of the Sale and include a valid quote for repair or replacement and digital photographs where applicable.
22. The Auctioneer shall be under no liability for any injury, damage or loss sustained by any person while on the Auctioneers premises (including any premises where a sale may be conducted or where a Lot, or a part of a Lot, may be on view from time to time) except for death or personal injury caused by the negligence of the Auctioneers or its employees and agents in the course of their duties to the Auctioneers.
23. The Auctioneer shall have the right, at its sole discretion, without assigning any reason, to refuse any person admission to its Premises or attendance at any of its Sales, or to view any Lot.
24. The Auctioneer shall keep and use any data relating to the Buyer and the Seller in accordance with the provisions of all relevant data protection legislation. The Buyer and the Seller consent to such data being kept and used for appropriate purposes, including informing the Buyer and the Seller of any offers or other matters of interest from time to time.
25. The copyright in all written matter and illustrations relating to Lots shall remain at all times the absolute property of the Auctioneer, and any person wishing to use such materials, or any part of them, shall require the prior written consent of the Auctioneer.
26. If any Condition or part of a condition in these Terms shall be held to be invalid or unenforceable, the validity or enforceability of the remaining Conditions will not thereby be affected.
27. These Conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with English Law. All transactions to which these Conditions apply and all matters connected therewith shall also be governed by English Law. Each of the Auctioneer, the Seller, the Buyer and any bidder hereby submits to non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.


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Giving Wrecks a Bad Name
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As an atheist, I have requested that the last cake be served at my funeral.
- May 24, 2011 at 9:36 AM
From now on before I shoot someone (in video games of course ) I will say good by bitchie go to the worm infested nothingnes of the 7th cake !
- May 24, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Ha Ha. Such nice penmanship and flowers on some of those too.
WV: ingsted
All happily ingsted those wreckified cakes. Looks bad, but tastes good (hopefully).
cc - May 24, 2011 at 9:44 AM
- Donna said...
They asked for "nothing" and obviously received it in abundance! Great customer service!
wv:vangiona - lady parts - May 24, 2011 at 9:50 AM
@ donna - yeah for the rocky horror reference!
WV: homigh: OMG phonetically with an accent - May 24, 2011 at 9:57 AM
- Christina Wilsdon said...
Actually, I think Angus got lucky with Ingus...I was quite sure they were going to leave the G out of that name....
- May 24, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Ha! Good SNL reference... one of my favorite Christopher Walken skits :)
- May 24, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Looks like a couple of good ol' fashioned Freudian slips... I wonder what the Wreckerators for the "Chubby" and "Booby" cakes were thinking about...
- May 24, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Given the plops of poop-like frosting on Turdi's cake, not to mention what could be fecal spray on the left of the cake, well, maybe this really is for Turdi.....
wv-arsta: a cake decorator who specializes in this type of decoration - May 24, 2011 at 10:49 AM
- Nina Suluh said...
I was never so embarassed in my LIFE than the time we went to the Red Lobster in Atlanta, GA when I was a teenager. My maiden name is "FUSCO". Please to not the relative positions of the "S" and the "C". When our name hadn't been called after 45 minutes of waiting and some extremely uncomfortable stares by the hostesses, I was the one relegated to the task of finding out just what the wait was all about. Can you guess why they didn't call our name over the loudspeaker? Anyone? Bueller?
Because they had written it down FU*C*S*O. And they were afraid to try and pronounce it.
I'm so glad my last name is Suluh. Because that's a HARD one to screw up. Unless you're a travel agent in the post 9/11 world and you enter it as "Sul*A*h". Which is why I tell people "Like the dude on Star Trek. SULU. SOO LOO".
The girl who is suck a Trek Geek that she married Suluh.
wv: adamm
Mispronouncing and misspelling my last names has been adamm problem my whole life. - May 24, 2011 at 10:54 AM
- Lidi Di said...
The booby cake... is that cupcake...on a cake?
- May 24, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Tee Hee Happy Birthday Chubby.... NICE!!!!
WV: sleuts, the heavier version of a slut *shrugs shoulders* - May 24, 2011 at 11:02 AM
- Erin Knightley said...
LMAO - One of the greatest SNL skits of all time :) Like someone else said - changing the 'a' to 'i' is MUCH better than forgetting the 'g'!
- May 24, 2011 at 11:20 AM
My parents, in an excess of giddiness at their first child AND having watched far too many Flintstones cartoons, used to call me "Grand Royal Purple Pooh-Bah". However, for most of my life, they shortened that to "Pooh-Bah", "Pooh-Bear" (getting their cartoons mixed up), or just "Pooh". Even as a grown woman, I STILL answer to this. I shudder to think what these people would do with such a nickname.
- May 24, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Colonel Ingus!?! Love it, glad I had finished my coffee for the morning!
wv: ringie...my ears are a little ringie after all that turdi icing - May 24, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Ahehehe good god some people are dumb
- May 24, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Macgyver's first name is Angus. Does that outweigh the risks and general non-coolness of the name? 'Cause I think it might...
- May 24, 2011 at 11:26 AM
The flowers are so and writing are well done. Someone is very talented.
- May 24, 2011 at 11:38 AM
- Adorably Dead said...
Nothing still gets me. :p
- May 24, 2011 at 11:39 AM
- Sticker Printing said...
mmmmmmmmmmmmm...seems like birthday cakes with a loads of chocolate and crunch.
- May 24, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Ritchie's cake scares me. :-S
*whispering* with all those squiggly lines and shaky writing, it looks a little crazy. And the way it's saying "Good Bye", it's just creepy....
Andrea - May 24, 2011 at 12:05 PM
- mizdarlin said...
Not that Turdl isn't a fabulous wrekkie, but it is just possibly a misspelling of the name Trudl, a rather Germanic version of N. American "Trudy"....or not...
- May 24, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Make me laugh! omg ... too funny!
Got milk??? hahahahahahahahahaha - May 24, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Please someone tell me what WV: (random misspelled word) refers to! Please and spanks you! :-)
- May 24, 2011 at 1:48 PM
- Blessed Rain said...
Loved how the "Turdi" cake has the little balls of poo on it!
I mean WOW it really got the "point" across! - May 24, 2011 at 1:52 PM
- Connie Moreno said...
That was pretty damn funny!!!
- May 24, 2011 at 1:53 PM
@ ninja dude - very appropriate and funny.
I'm starting to wonder if these cakes aren't being made intentionally. If not, I apologize to bitchie and booby if I hurt their feelings.
:) - May 24, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Hahaha!! Colonel Angus - One of the greatest SNL skits of all time! 10 points for Jen!
- May 24, 2011 at 2:03 PM
My cat's name was Cubby... I guess this is why kitties don't celebrate with cake.
wv: peadis- man parts! - May 24, 2011 at 2:10 PM
@ mizdarlin - I thought the point was that someone had misspelled "Trudi" with most unfortunate (except for us Wreck lovers) consequences . . .
And speaking of that cake, your warnings are a little too late: my brand new neice has been saddled with the name Trudi. At least it's a middle name, or that poor girl would be facing being called "Turdi" from second grade through middle school. If only this post had been up a week ago! - May 24, 2011 at 2:18 PM
- Greg said...
At least "Angus" didn't have the "g" dropped....
- May 24, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. The literally out-loud laugh.
wv: digno
I digno you named your little girl Turdi! - May 24, 2011 at 3:13 PM
- Nina said...
Haaa!! How funny these are!
- May 24, 2011 at 3:14 PM
- Beverly Diehl said...
@ Anon: "Please someone tell me what WV: (random misspelled word) refers to! Please and spanks you! :-)"
WV is for Word Verify, the funky little words we have to type in to comment. People are using 'em to be cute/witty.
WV: materiss - When talking about a Wreck, what materiss how much it makes you laugh. Today, lots. - May 24, 2011 at 3:15 PM
@ Anonymous, wv is word verification. It's the little code word you have to type in to prove that you are human when you comment.
wv: munthri.
A munthri two ago, I didn't know what wv was, either. - May 24, 2011 at 3:24 PM
- Gary said...
- May 24, 2011 at 4:00 PM
- Gary said...
This must be Trudi's turdief birfday.
- May 24, 2011 at 4:01 PM
- Emily said...
This reminds me of the whole "Ashlynn" somehow became "Asslynn" debacle.
- May 24, 2011 at 4:02 PM
LOLOLOL @ Colonel Ingus. I love Rachel Dratch.
- May 24, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Oh, I'm so sending today's post to my aunt Trudi! (Yes, I'm evil).
As for "Richie", "Cubby", and "Bobby" I'm wondering... was that a true accident, or was this another case of "innocently" hinting (as with Jenn marring Troy the other week). This may explain why Cubby's cake is only a lame cookie. So if he chows down on the whole thing, it's not as caloric as eating a big slab cake!
And if honey bunny's hubby's horny, that cake makes perfect sense ;)
PS Empress Nina... I can totally relate. Pretty much anyone who's Mother Tongue is English can't pronounce (or spell) my name. The worst mis-spelling was when they got just one letter right (the "l")! - May 24, 2011 at 4:03 PM
- Sharyn said...
@ninja dude 12, you made my day. I NEED a "Go to the worm infested nothingness of the 7th cake!" t-shirt.
- May 24, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Anonymous- As to WV... for the first few months, I thought it was some hillbilly thing, the way they spelled and pronounced things in West Virginia. It was nice to catch on.
- May 24, 2011 at 4:22 PM
- Micalah said...
Such a great post (as always)! Made me almost pee my pants!
- May 24, 2011 at 4:43 PM
I have a similar cake mishap from my childhood.
It was my sister's birthday. Her name is Brett.
What was on the cake?
Happy Birthday Brat! - May 24, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Love the got milk line!!!!
- May 24, 2011 at 7:12 PM
- Babsiegirl said...
Kudos for the Colonel Ingus reference!
- May 24, 2011 at 7:26 PM
- Betty's Batter Shop said...
This totally made my day, thanks!!
- May 24, 2011 at 7:36 PM
- Betty's Batter Shop said...
This post completely made my day. Especially that "Ingus" comment.
- May 24, 2011 at 7:37 PM
As we ponder a name for our child I will now see if it can result in a cake wreck!!
- May 24, 2011 at 8:53 PM
I love a random SNL reference.
- May 24, 2011 at 9:37 PM
The Booby cake would have been so easy to fix too, just a little stem to turn that second o into a b... It must take talent to produce such a wreck.
- May 24, 2011 at 9:55 PM
- KatzenMama said...
I wasn't "getting" the Ingus joke. I thought, "huh, what's so wrong with Ingus? It's much better than Anus, right?" And what's with the Colonel bit? But then I read the comment in my best Mississippi accent. And I was shocked, I tell you, shocked by you Jenn! And I used to think you were such a refined young woman. ;-) LOL!
wv: barpt
I almost barpt when I saw the last cake. - May 24, 2011 at 10:13 PM
- Jennifer said...
Angus' cake could have been worse... the "decorator" could have just omitted the 'g'.
- May 24, 2011 at 10:56 PM
- Craig said...
Additional evidence that some names are really self-fulfilling prophecies: "Happy Birthday, Chubby -- have a heavily-frosted giant cookie!"
'Happy Birthday Ingus' also celebrates the coming History Channel premier of 'Lava Road Truckers.' "Those ice road guys are girlie-men compared to us!"
I'm getting a strong hint of intentionality in the 'mis-spelling' of Ritchie's cake.
'Booby' seems to have been the recipient of a radically new take on the cupcake cake. Are those Frosted Flakes?
Poor Turdi. Ya wanna know what someone really thinks of you, just let 'em order your birthday cake. Know what I'm sayin'? That has to be in the running for 'most actively disgusting cake yet' because it's almost good, yet has problems. What on Mars happened on the left side?!
Not sure if it helps or not that I went directly to 'Boney Maroney' on the next one.
Finally, nothing. With worms. Oh joy. - May 24, 2011 at 11:10 PM
At Bitchie I was hooting.
At Got Milk I laughed so hard I scared the dog.
At Turdi I nearly tripped over the dog trying to race to the bathroom to pee.
I came back and saw Honey Boney and nearly woke the neighbors I was nearly screaming with laughter.
(wipes tears from eyes)
Bless you!!!
-Barbara Anne
P.S. you warn us we should just lug our computers into the bathroom?? - May 24, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Oh poor Ritchie, to be done in by an overwrought "R".
WV: imycle
Who was the imycle who decorated these wrecks? - May 24, 2011 at 11:28 PM
HAHA! Reminds me of the Office when Micheal's GF Jan had the baby, and they spelled it wrong-Astird!
-C-squared! - May 24, 2011 at 11:43 PM
These men are nihilists... there's nothing to be afraid of.
- May 24, 2011 at 11:53 PM
Oh my goodness! I thought that honey boney cake was pretty til I saw the writing lol. At least you could read it. Poor booby or bobby..not a good thing. I sure wouldn't have bought that or the turdi cake. Sheesh and I thought my name would be hard for them to spell..
- May 25, 2011 at 12:17 AM
- amyandtenaya said...
lol at the happy birthday booby one, the kids asked me what i was laughing at so i told them, nothing
- May 25, 2011 at 3:38 AM
Please please can someone tell me what the 'wv' thing is all about??
- May 25, 2011 at 4:12 AM
You said poor Angus but I was expecting a MUCH worse name than Ingus! Thank goodness they remembered the 'g'!
- May 25, 2011 at 7:14 AM
- Mel said...
ahh Colin Firths greatest performance.
- May 25, 2011 at 9:29 AM
- Wee Tait Cakes said...
I literally laughed out loud at some of these - particularly Trudi lol.
- May 25, 2011 at 10:41 AM
- Michael Lange Optometrist said...
Well I'm sure most of these are meant to be jokes...
- May 25, 2011 at 12:33 PM
- Hisham Soliman said...
"bye bye bitchie" ahhh my favorite
- May 25, 2011 at 12:34 PM
- Amity said...
LOVE the SNL reference on cake #2!
- May 25, 2011 at 4:00 PM
second cake... happy birthday INGUS. ingus means SNOT in the malay language, here in south east asia. lovely, just lovely. fiery snot, anyone?
- May 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM
:) 69 comments (although this is 70...)
- May 26, 2011 at 9:06 PM
- Kaija said...
The sad thing is that that "honey boney" cake wouldn't be a wreck if it weren't for that. It's actually quite nice.
- May 26, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Ahhhh! Thank you, thank you ALL of you for the word verify explanation! Being in the know really amplifies the hilarity! :)
WV: ingsts - Them there decorators must have a lot of ingsts built up in order to slaughter those cakes that way. - May 27, 2011 at 1:46 PM
- Toni said...
Richie's cake made me laugh out loud! Too funny!
- May 28, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Colonel Ingus. BWA HA HA HA!
- May 30, 2011 at 2:10 AM
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