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Florovsky was born in Odessa as the fourth child of a priest. Inspired by the erudite environment in which he grew up, he learned English, German, French, Latin, Greek, and Hebrew while still a schoolboy. At eighteen, he started to study philosophy and history. After his first graduation, he taught for three years at high schools in Odessa and then made his full graduation including the licensia docendi at all universities in the Russian empire. In 1919, he began to teach at the University of Odessa, but his family was forced to leave Russia in 1920. The young Florovsky realized at that time that there would be no return for him, because Marxism did not accept the history and philosophy he taught. Florovsky thus became part of the great emigration of the Russian intelligentsia, which also included Maria (Skobtsova), Nikolai Berdyaev, Sergei Bulgakov, Nicholas Lossky, Alexander Schmemann, and John Meyendorff, the latter two of whom later followed Florovsky as Dean of Saint Vladimir's Orthodox Theological Seminary.In the 1920s, he had a close personal and vocational friendship with Berdyaev. The two became somewhat more distanced in later years, largely through Berdyaev not understanding Florovsky's entering Holy Orders, and also through Florovsky's critical attitude towards Berdyaev's philosophy of religion in Ways of Russian Theology.
In 1925, Florovsky was appointed professor for patristics at the St. Sergius Orthodox Theological Institute in Paris. In this subject, he found his real vocation. Patristics became for him the benchmark for Orthodox theology and exegesis, as well as a source for many of his contributions and critiques of the ecumenical movement. Despite not having earned an academic degree in theology (apart from several honorary degrees he was awarded later), Florovsky would spend the rest of his life teaching at theological institutions.
In 1932, Florovsky was ordained to the priesthood. During the 1930s, he undertook extensive researches in European libraries and wrote his most important works in the area of patristics as well as his magnum opus, Ways of Russian Theology. In this massive work, he questioned the Western influences of scholasticism, pietism, and idealism on Russian theology and called for a re-evaluation of Russian theology in the light of patristic writings. The work was received with either enthusiam or condemnation—there was no neutral attitude to it among Russian emigrés. Among the critics were Bulgakov, the head of the St. Sergius Institute and prominent exponent of the Russian theological tradition of the 19th century, as well as Berdyaev, exponent of the religious renaissance of the 20th century.
In 1949, Florovsky moved to New York City to take a position as Dean of St. Vladimir's Seminary. Florovsky's oversight of the development of the theological curriculum led to the Board of Regents of the University of the State of New York granting the Seminary an Absolute Charter in 1953. In 1955 Florovsky was asked by his synod overseers to "lay down the deanship." 1 He thereafter taught at Harvard Divinity School (1956-1964), teaching patristics and Russian religious thought, and later at Princeton (1964-1972), teaching Slavic languages and literatures. He died in 1979.
- Collected Works, Volume 1: Bible, Church, Tradition (1972) ISBN 0913124028
- Collected Works, Volume 2: Christianity and Culture (1974)
- Collected Works, Volume 3: Creation and Redemption (1976)
- Collected Works, Volume 4: Aspects of Church History (1975) ISBN 0913124109
- Collected Works, Volume 5: Ways of Russian Theology, Part I (1979) ISBN 0913124281
- Collected Works, Volume 6: Ways of Russian Theology, Part II (1987) ISBN 3905238063
- Collected Works, Volume 7: Eastern Fathers of the Fourth Century (1987)
- Collected Works, Volume 8: Byzantine Fathers of the Fifth Century (1987) ISBN 390523808X
- Collected Works, Volume 9: Byzantine Fathers of the Sixth to Eight Centuries (1987)
- Collected Works, Volume 10: Byzantine Ascetic and Spiritual Fathers (1987)
- Collected Works, Volume 11: Theology and Literature (1989)
- Collected Works, Volume 12: Philosophy (1989)
- Collected Works, Volume 13: Ecumenism I: A Doctrinal Approach (1989)
- Collected Works, Volume 14: Ecumenism II: An Historical Approach (1989)
The dates recorded above are the dates of publication in the collected works, not the date of original publications. The series of Florovsky's collected works was published by Nordland Publishing Co., but has been out of print for some years.
"Orthodoxy is summoned to witness. Now more than ever the Christian West stands before divergent prospects, a living question addressed also to the Orthodox world… The 'old polemical theology' has long ago lost its inner connection with any reality. Such theology was an academic discipline, and was always elaborated according to the same western 'textbooks.' A historiosophical exegesis of the western religious tragedy must become the new 'polemical theology.' But this tragedy must be reendured and relived, precisely as one's own, and its potential catharsis must be demonstrated in the fullness of the experience of the Church and patristic tradition. In this newly sought Orthodox synthesis, the centuries-old experience of the Catholic West must be studied and diagnosed by Orthodox theology with greater care and sympathy than has been the case up to now… The Orthodox theologian must also offer his own testimony to this world—a testimony arising from the inner memory of the Church—and resolve the question with his historical findings."
- Ways of Russian Theology II, pp. 302-304
- 1 Andrew Blane, ed., George Florovsky--Russian Intellectual and Orthodox Churchman (Crestwood, NY: St Vladimir's Seminary Press, 1993), pp.109ff.
- Some material taken from Wikipedia:Georges Florovsky
External links
- Harvard Divinity School Faculty Writings File: Georges Florovsky
- Princeton University Library: George Florovsky Papers
- St. Vladimir's Seminary Library: The Fr. Georges Florovsky Papers
- The Collected Works of Fr. Georges Florovsky: A partial list of links to works published on the web
- Lewis Shaw, Georges Florovsky's Model of Orthodox Ecclesiology
- Bishop Chrysostomos of Etna, Protopresybter Georges Florovsky
- John S. Romanides, F. Georges Florovsky, the theologian in service of the church in ecumenical dialogue Lecture at St. Vladimir's Seminary 23 May 1980
- Harvard Divinity School Faculty Writings File: Georges Florovsky
- Princeton University Library: George Florovsky Papers
- Nikolai Berdyaev, Ortodoksia and Humanness, 1937, Critique of Florovsky's Ways of the Russian Theology
- Free PDFs of some of Georges Florovsky's writings More: [1], [2], [3], [4]


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Listed below is the information available for this servicemen who served in 550 Squadron.
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Saturday, August 9, 2008
Ode to Irony
Saturday, August 9, 2008
This is poetry in frosting, folks. In fact, I think I feel a Haiku coming on…
Sweet tasting mistakes,
Such standards for our children:
Weep for our future.
Thanks to Monique R., one of my dedicated "Wreckporters", for the pic.
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- Helen Ann said...
Uh, yeah...This is indeed the state of modern public education. Ironically it is the "standards" that have so mutilated the quality of education. Often times a teacher's creativity is squelched by having to adhere to the almighty standards. This begins in preschool. Let us not only weep, but pray for the future...
Oh...hey, where did that soapbox come from??? Sorry folks! - August 9, 2008 at 11:27 AM
I think those mutant starfish looking things are suppose to be hibiscus flowers...
I'm also scared that they couldn't even get graders correct. I assume it should be that anyway instead of 6th Grades. - August 9, 2008 at 11:44 AM
scary cupcake cake
ugly airbrush, mithspelled words
hope the cake tastes good
;) Wendy - August 9, 2008 at 11:57 AM
- Eddus said...
One of the best haiku I have ever read. I would love it on a cake.
- August 9, 2008 at 11:57 AM
- LuLu said...
Just have to say I love your posts! Funnier every day,
- August 9, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Maybe this decorator charges by the letter, and although the kids collected dimes to pay for the cake they still came up a few letters short???
- August 9, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Wow- poor spelling, not very attractive beach, and what on earth is with the two ginormous flowers? Oh, wait- this must the the alien planet that the teacher is wishing her students were on! What other explanation is there? Where else can you find flowers floating on sand that are the size of palm trees? I keep looking back at the picture, expecting the flowers to have grown even more until they take over the cake!
Carrie B. - August 9, 2008 at 1:00 PM
- Amanda said...
You know, besides the spelling errors, this is a fairly well executed cupcake-cake.
- August 9, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Ah, Penis Palms. Brings back such memories of middle school.....
- August 9, 2008 at 1:10 PM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
Maybe it was written by one of the fifth graders...
- August 9, 2008 at 1:36 PM
It used to make me shudder to read the handouts and flyers my kids would bring home from grade school. The grammar and syntax and punctuation errors were abundant, the wrong words that spell checker couldn't catch were many.
Happily, the number of such errors decreased when they progressed to middle and high school. - August 9, 2008 at 1:46 PM
- Lutheran Lucciola said...
The island of wrecked cakes....
- August 9, 2008 at 2:01 PM
- brenda said...
i love it! my friend just e-mailed me your blog link and it felt nice to just sit back and have a good laugh this morning. as a mother of two - most of my laughs are at myself as i realize my total inability at doing anything right... but these posts help me realize there are people out there worse than me. and that just makes me smile. :)
- August 9, 2008 at 2:03 PM
As a sixth grade teacher, I love this cake! It really reflects a teacher's state of mind on that last day of school.
- August 9, 2008 at 2:29 PM
- Avoluv said...
To think what kind of an education those poor sixth graders went through if their teacher (for I assume authorities ordered this cake) can't even spell 'Farewell' right, or do something if the cake decorator mis-spells it...
- August 9, 2008 at 2:47 PM
Apparently, it was the last grade that the decorator made it through.
- August 9, 2008 at 3:05 PM
- spottheblogger said...
Is this the latest trend in cakes - to put a bunch of cupcakes together and frost them as if it were a cake? A way to heap even MORE frosting on a small portion of cake? I haven't seen this in person, and wondered if it was a regional thing.
- August 9, 2008 at 3:09 PM
Is this a cake you give to someone when their 6th grade education is somehow revoked?
Or does it mean "Congratulations, now you're smart enough never to work for these cheap idiots!"?
The cake is messed up because the cake shop owner would rather have an automatically opening and closing trunk in his new Mercedes than pay for cake decorators who can actually spell. - August 9, 2008 at 4:24 PM
OMG - as a comment to your entire blog, I'll tell you I haven't been laughing this hard for quite a while. Hilarious! Thank you for some great entertainment - if I remember I'll let people know about you on my own blog! :)
- August 9, 2008 at 4:39 PM
On the plus side, it's a very pretty cake! And hey, teaching opportunity!
"Write down your corrections for the text on this cake. Whoever fixes all mistakes first gets the first piece." - August 9, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Yikes! As a teacher, it would take all of my power not to correct the cake somehow...
- August 9, 2008 at 5:38 PM
- joyce said...
Oh, I like the idea of a "teaching opportunity" !!! That is a great idea. Wish I had thought of that when I misspelled stuff on the marquee when my boys were in elementary. I wrote: "Congrations Spelling Bee Champ, Stephen A."
- August 9, 2008 at 6:27 PM
Oh my, this is all just too funny! I love it!
http://blueoverture.blogspot.com - August 9, 2008 at 6:47 PM
It could be the grammar question of the day... fix this sentence...
They still let people bring sweets into school? Last I checked, they were banned at my old elementary and middle schools. I'm for it, but I would miss the occasional cupcake in the kid's shoes. - August 9, 2008 at 6:59 PM
- MaryO said...
OMG. The future of our country. LOL !!!!!!!!!!
At first I thought it said "Farvel" and what the heck are those green thingies springing up at the base of the penis-palm trees?
Never mind. I like the sky and sand effect.
I think this is one of the scariest cakes you've had.. a vision of the future - be afraid - be very afraid!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) - August 9, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Actually it's not a badly-executed cake. The airbrushing and palm trees are decent. Yellow should've been used under the brown to get a more sandy effect, and the mutant hibiscus should've been a different color (hot pink, for instance), but other than that...
Ye Gods. How do people get away with such basic spelling mistakes? Doesn't a manager notice these things before a cake is given to a customer?
Re the "cupcake cake" -- it's a fairly new trend, the premise being that it's easier for everyone to get his/her own cupcake rather than wrestle with knives and uneven slices. This particular design is one of the nicer ones I've seen. - August 10, 2008 at 12:45 AM
I feel sorry for the parents of the children who got the cupcakes directly underneath the flowers. That is A LOT of sugar!
- August 10, 2008 at 9:24 AM
- fatboybakes said...
found your site by chance. hilarious. but isn't it DISCRETION, not DESCRETION?
- August 10, 2008 at 10:31 AM
- Waffle said...
This is the best blog in the world ever. Actually, it might be the best THING in the world ever. My stomach hurts from laughing. Thank you so much for existing.
- August 10, 2008 at 12:07 PM
- Jen said...
It took me a minute to figure out where I'd even USED the word "discretion" - lol. You of course are correct, sir: good catch. Thanks! - August 10, 2008 at 12:38 PM
- Edie Dykeman said...
Just discovered this site the other night and I still have not stopped laughing. I sent it on to my family and friends. Keep up the fantastic work!
- August 10, 2008 at 12:43 PM
- Dea said...
Not only is this an annoying cupcake cake, and a mis-spelled/improper grammar cake - it's a bad color cake, and an over-zealous airbrusher cake! I think this would be called a quad-fecta, yes?
- August 10, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Cupcakes and cupcake cakes are the new "hot" cake--they're in every food magazine now! I got two last year for my DH's birthday (we are sans a "real" bakery here). They were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Spiderman themed, haha--when I went to pick it up, the decorator was like, "Are these for your son?"...and I was like, "No, my 25 year old husband..." :p
- August 10, 2008 at 6:48 PM
I make this cake at work!
Of course, I am also capable of spelling basic words, like "farewell."
And yes, I do make the large mutant flowers on it (in yellow), because that's the design template the company gives us to follow. Unless the customer specifies, that's what's in the picture and that's what we have to make. - August 10, 2008 at 10:35 PM
This post reminded me of this site. - August 11, 2008 at 12:57 AM
Did the cake decorator give you a spelling lesson? :p Just kidding! Love the blog, keep it up!!!
- August 11, 2008 at 1:01 AM
- HeatherPride said...
your haiku is flippin hysterical!
- August 11, 2008 at 10:25 AM
- Angela said...
I think the cake decorator needs to repeat the 6th grade until they can spell.
- August 11, 2008 at 11:24 AM
- Josi said...
So the fact that I had to read it three times before I realized the mistakes says a little too much about me, doesn't it? So funny.
- August 11, 2008 at 12:23 PM
- Geo said...
Your haiku is actually pretty wonderful.
- August 11, 2008 at 2:15 PM
- Ronnica said...
Do the students get extra credit if they point out the mistake?
I'm hungry...I'd settle for a farewel cupcake! - August 11, 2008 at 2:58 PM
- *Amber* aka Suzy SINsation said...
Another FHOTDer - and I'm already hooked! Great stuff!
- August 11, 2008 at 3:15 PM
- Dea said...
JOSI - no, no - you're SMARTER for having a brain that automatically corrected what your eyes saw.....stick with that story! LOL!
- August 11, 2008 at 3:46 PM
I just don't get the idea behind making cupcakes look like a giant cake. I'd much rather bake one large cake (and wash one single pan) than have to bake with a bunch of little cupcakes (and wash numerous muffin tins).
- August 11, 2008 at 5:53 PM
- Dea said...
Sly - I *THINK* it's to make cutting the cake easier. Basically, we're all supposedly so lazy, we just want to pull the cake apart, forget having to bust out the knife! LOL!
- August 12, 2008 at 10:45 AM
- Elizabeth Bonura said...
Have to comment on the "topper"... You did post a work in progress which is not cake btw but polymer clay. It is not life-size but only 12" tall and it was for a sweet 16 birthday. If you'd like to see the finished product on the cake go to http://www.weddingsculptures.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=83&Itemid=2 or http://www.flickr.com/photos/elizabethbonura/2557536664/in/set-72157602286723682/
~Elizabeth (yes, I did sculpt both of the portraits... out of CLAY) htp://www.weddingsculptures.com - August 15, 2008 at 2:05 PM
This is what you present to the kids as proof that you need to stay in school. If you drop out.. you could end up doing something like this!
- August 16, 2008 at 2:35 AM
Hey, that cake was at our church! You can see it here: http://sandyssayings.typepad.com/sandys_sayings/2008/05/another-cake-is.html#comments
- August 21, 2008 at 4:27 AM
- Zack said...
Oh my gosh, I actually LAUGHED at that one! Not that the other cake wrecks aren't funny, but that was the first one scrolling down your first page that make me emit vocalizations. LOL!
I love the way things work. - August 26, 2008 at 6:56 AM
Richard Mitchell, brilliant commentator on education said it thusly:
"Minimum competency testing will ensure precisely that."
Be very careful what you wish for.
-mo - September 7, 2008 at 12:46 PM
i like this CCC... in concept. The postage stamp like framing inherent in all CCCs works well on a farewell cake.
The spelling errors and the mutant starfish (which i'm consistently seeing as maple leaves, despite the palm tree background for some reason)kind of detract in this particular case though. - January 27, 2010 at 9:46 AM
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PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: You know, given the importance of sports in our society, for an individual who's excelled at the highest levels in one of the major sports to go ahead and say, this is who I am, I'm proud of it. I'm still a great competitor. I'm still 7-foot tall and can bang with Shaq and, you know, deliver a hard foul. And, you know, for - I think a lot of young people out there who, you know, are, you know, gay or lesbian who are struggling with these issues; to see a role model like that who's unafraid, I think it's a great thing.
CONAN: So athletes, coaches, we want to hear from you. What changes now in your locker room on your team? Give us a call, 800-989-8255. Email us: firstname.lastname@example.com.
We've already got one email. This is from Kate: I listen to talk radio almost exclusively, and change it up quite a bit to hear difference perspectives and topics. Today, almost all topics are evolving around the coming out of the gay NBA player. I'm beyond tired of this topic in general, and cannot comprehend the fact that there are people that still judge the value or quality of a person based on their sexual preference.
Well, in The New Yorker, it was Ian Crouch who wrote us - posted a story where he said it was a big deal. In a way, this kind of coming out on the cover of a national magazine seems anachronistic. It was, like many forms of social evolution, somehow unimaginable until it happened and then, a moment later, one wonders how it took this long. But for years, male pro sports seemed to be one of the great holdouts against progress, a place where big-money machismo ruled over the variations of human sexuality. Locker rooms were said to be dangerous places, and silence was the only option. This was a common trope, perhaps even perpetuated out of a kind of ignorance.
Its repetition even started to rub some athletes the wrong way. In 2011, Charles Barkley, a man known for his common sense but never for his tact, said plainly, he was sure that every player has played with gay guys; and went on: It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say oh, no guy can come out as a team sport. These guys would go crazy. First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play.
Let's get a caller in. This is Dylan, and Dylan is on the line with us from Boise.
DYLAN: Hi. How are you doing? I love the show, by the way.
CONAN: Thank you very much.
DYLAN: Yeah. I just wanted to say, I heard your question about how perception might change. And I've had been on a collegiate swim team with gay men, several gay men. It made absolutely no difference. We showered together. We did all the things that normal sports teams do. We bonded outside of the sport, and I just - I was close to these people, but them being gay in no way changed the sport or my opinion of them. And I think if perception of the few change, then that reflects more on the public perception of somebody being gay than Jason Collins. I mean, he is an extremely brave man for doing what he did, and I think he did it in such a big way because he's so much in the public eye, that if he were to do it in any other way, it would have leaked out and fully gotten spread as a huge news story. I mean, I applaud the man.
CONAN: And yes, for younger athletes like yourself, this is no big deal that people are out openly. And a team sports, though, is a little different than swimming.
DYLAN: It is. Team sports are a little different. I played soccer as well. And though I can't actually say that - because this is back in high school, and I don't know if any of my teammates were gay. But even if they had been - and I hope this is a feeling that is coming up in the younger generation - that being gay or straight really doesn't matter to who you are as a person. It's all performance-based. If he's a good player, I want to play with him, and I want to learn from him - gay or straight.
CONAN: As you probably know better than I, though, for example in the European soccer leagues, there's a lot of homophobia. There are homophobic chants that are popular among some of the crowds there.
DYLAN: I don't understand that at all. I have never experienced anything like that in sports, and - you know, I'll grant you, again, that I played not so popular sports as far as major American sports go. But I just - I really see there being no difference in somebody's sexual preference ,when it comes to playing on the field or getting in the pool. I mean, you're there to play a sport. You're there to get better and to learn from the people around you. And there should be no personal interaction in that.
CONAN: All right. Well, thanks very much for the call.
DYLAN: All right. Thank you very much for having me, Neal.
CONAN: And this is from the New York Daily News and columnist Marcus Hayes [POST-BROADCAST CORRECTION: Hayes is a columnist for the Philadelphia Daily News], who writes: The impact of Collins' declaration has been overstated. He is nobody. Anonymous. Magic Johnson accelerated the HIV and AIDS conversation because he grew the NBA. The same would not have happened had Terry Teagle contracted the virus. The NBA season is over for Collins and his Washington Wizards. He will face no fallout in any arena in the near future, maybe never.
Collins is a 34-year-old free agent with negligible value. There is a real chance no team signs him up next season. As it stands, Collins' news was less incredible than inevitable. Such is the reality of enlightenment. Had Collins been moved to come out at, say, 24, with a decade of employment ahead, the depth of his bravery would be breathtaking. Even Collins acknowledges this. Even so, it is - instead, he writes, it is only admirable. And in this day, it is unremarkable.
Let's get another caller in. And this is Frank, and Frank's on the line with us from Ridgeland in South Carolina.
FRANK: Yes, sir.
CONAN: Go ahead, please.
FRANK: Appreciate your show.
CONAN: Thank you.
FRANK: As far as this affecting the sport, I don't think that it does. But I do they feel they should have their own locker room.
CONAN: They should have their own locker room.
FRANK: Yes, sir.
CONAN: Did you play team sports?
FRANK: I did.
CONAN: And what - which one was that?
FRANK: Football.
CONAN: And why do you think they should have their own locker room?
FRANK: I wouldn't feel comfortable with them in the locker room with me.
CONAN: Don't you think it would kind of disrupt the whole idea of team?
FRANK: Well, if you want to put it that way, then they're disrupting the whole idea of team.
CONAN: So they shouldn't play?
FRANK: No, I didn't say that. I just think that they should have their own locker room.
CONAN: Their own locker room.
FRANK: I wouldn't feel comfortable showering next to them.
CONAN: And do you think it's different in football than in basketball?
FRANK: No, not really.
CONAN: OK. Thanks very much for the call, Frank.
FRANK: All right. Thank you, sir.
CONAN: So long. There was Chris Broussard, the NBA analyst on ESPN, on an edition of "Outside the Lines," where he described homosexuality as an open rebellion to God. If you're openly living that type of lifestyle, Broussard said, the Bible says you know them by their fruits. It says that, you know, it's a sin. Broussard said that during a segment, also included gay ESPN columnist Liz - LZ Granderson rather. And if you're living openly in unrepentant sin, whatever it may be, not just homosexuality, adultery, fornication, pre-marital sex between homosexuals, whatever it may be, I believe that's walking in open rebellion to God and to Jesus Christ. So I would not characterize that person as a Christian because I don't think the Bible would characterize them as a Christian.
Let's see if we go next to - this is Courtney, and Courtney is on the line with us from Louisville.
COURTNEY: Hi.
CONAN: Go ahead, please.
COURTNEY: I'm a middle school teacher, and I have a bunch of 14-year-old boys who worship basketball players, especially pro basketball players. And I'm really glad to use this as a teaching opportunity to be like, look, you can be gay and do anything you want. So much of the stereotypes that they see of gay men are, you know, the effeminate stereotype. And so now I can point to this and be like it really doesn't have any effect on what you do with your life.
CONAN: So this is going to be important for you.
COURTNEY: I think so. Absolutely. I mean, they're 14-year-old boys. They worship these guys.
CONAN: Thanks very much for the call, Courtney.
COURTNEY: Thank you.
CONAN: Good luck with the team.
COURTNEY: Thanks.
CONAN: Along the same lines, it was Cyd Zeigler writing about Jason Collins as a role model, in USA Today Sports - I grew up in a basketball household on a healthy diet of Celtics-Lakers championship series. My dad was a local hero, able to hit his elbow on the rim at a time when dunking was against the rules. I was supposed to follow in his footsteps, but on the first day of basketball tryouts in junior high school, I had an all-consuming feeling I just didn't belong. There's no doubt in my mind that being gay, just struggling with my sexuality and being teased for it by the other boys, kept me off the basketball court. Like many LGBT youth, I opted for individual sports - track and field and cross-country instead.
Thanks to Collins, the young ones in pee-wee football today won't know a world without an openly gay, male, pro athlete. The teens in youth basketball, just starting to understand their own sexuality, will forever have someone to look up to, someone who looks like them. The young gay men playing college baseball today got a shot in the arm. They now know the sports world is ready for them.
Let's see if we go next to - this is Jay, and Jay is on the line with us from Fayetteville in Arkansas.
JAY: Yes. Thank you for your show. I like this show a lot.
CONAN: Thank you.
JAY: I just wanted to say that if anything, all the major sports should be happy about this because it's opening up a whole new TV demographic for them, and if anything, it's going to raise the ratings because now the gays and bisexuals and lesbians have someone to root for. They have someone to relate to in the sport even more now.
CONAN: And...
JAY: And - yup?
CONAN: Did you play sports?
JAY: Yes, I did. I wrestled and I played football.
CONAN: And - well, we had a caller earlier who's a football player - former football player - said he would be very uncomfortable, that they should have their own locker room.
JAY: I think that's discriminatory. I don't agree with him at all. No, that's wrong because first off, they're playing a sport. They're your teammates. They're not looking to find a boyfriend or a girlfriend. They're out there to play a sport, just like you. They probably already have a boyfriend or girlfriend. So why be so homophobic about it?
CONAN: Thanks very much for the call, Jay.
JAY: Thank you.
CONAN: So long. Here's - this is from Jay Brian Louder, posted Monday in - where is it? - Slate.com, who says he heard this as a mixed message. To start, Collins makes the classic maneuver of exempting himself from the dreaded label, gay label - I'm never sure what that means - and then spends most multiple paragraphs telling us how butch and eager to foul he is. At this point, I'm waiting for it, and Collins delivers. I go against the gay stereotype, which is why I think a lot of players will be shocked that guy is gay. Oh, yes, the good old gay stereotype, you know, sissies and femme swishy types that make the sporty ones look bad.
But lucky for us, Collins makes clear that he will be as tough and masculine and professional as he has always been because he's not going to suddenly become that kind of gay. Sigh. I really want to like Collins, to celebrate the lifting of what I know is a terrible burden for him. But I just can't get with it when his self-reinvention is predicated on the denigration of a whole swath of the community he now hopes to pride march with.
We're talking about the history made yesterday by Jason Collins, who came out as gay. He's the first male professional athlete in a team sport to do so. You're listening to TALK OF THE NATION, from NPR News. Let's get Steven on the line, Steven with us from Austin.
STEVEN: Hi. Yes. I actually was an athlete in high school, and came out at the age of 15. I quickly quit because all of the other players would call me names. At one point, they would say gay people shoot like skeet, all sorts of things. So after that, I quit. I then quit school because my truck was defaced. So just having someone out there who is pro, just makes me feel good because it's a career path that I possibly would've wanted to go down, if I could have.
CONAN: And can you tell us when that was, Steven?
STEVEN: About 2003.
CONAN: So not all that long ago.
STEVEN: No. Not at all that long ago. Lots of change in the last four years.
CONAN: Lots of change in the last four years. Well, that was 10 years ago. Do you think it would be different today?
STEVEN: I don't know. I think kids today - period - are a little bit more carefree about that. However, I do live in Texas, which - as most people know - is a very Christian, homophobic state. So I don't know if like, my high school experience would've been different. But I do hope that no one else has to go through something like that.
CONAN: Let's hope so. Thank you very much for the call, Steven.
STEVEN: All right. Thank you.
CONAN: It was Frank Bruni in The New York Times who wrote about some of the same things. I'm skipping to about halfway through his piece - I know that some conversation in the days to come, perhaps not public discussion but certain private grumbling, will included questions about why Collins has to rock the boat, why the news media is paying such lavish heed to him, and why gays and lesbians in general make such a fuss of things. I know this from my inbox, where some readers routinely tell me they'd be less bothered by homosexuals if we would just please shut up about it. Many of us want to, and will.
And then Bruni lists a lot of conditions after which they think will, including the kind of discrimination we just heard about from Steven in Austin, Texas, on the phone. And he includes this: when an athlete like Collins can be honest about himself without he and his co-author having to stress that he's a guy's guy, a godly man, someone who stayed mum about himself before now precisely so he wouldn't disrupt his teams or upset his teammates, someone who's inhabited locker rooms for 12 seasons, already without incident.
And let's see if we go to Mike, and Mike's on the line with us from Philadelphia. And we just lost Mike. I apologize for that. Let's see if we can go next to - instead, Pete. And Pete's on the line from San Francisco.
PETE: Hi.
CONAN: Hi. Go ahead, please.
PETE: Yeah. I enjoy the show. I'm a gay man in San Francisco, and I was an athlete. I was a good athlete and I find - sort of the whole "out" thing to be a nonissue. We are just who are. We're born that way. We feel that way.
CONAN: I hear what you're saying. But why has it taken so long for a male athlete, professional athlete, to do this?
PETE: Well, for one thing, I don't really see that it was necessary to do that. I mean, being gay is only crucial to someone else that you are in a relationship with, or having a sexual relationship. Otherwise, being gay means nothing to anyone else - none of anyone's business, really.
CONAN: So it's a private matter and should be kept private.
PETE: I mean, it should be as private as it is with straight people. But I really feel that I don't see any bravery in this. I just see it as a way for a guy to - who has a pretty poor career to get himself in the spotlight for a little while. Maybe it'll get him a reality talk show or reality show of some type, or something like that. But I just feel there's too much emphasis put on it. And it is true that a lot of gay people need to chill out a little bit and not make such an issue about things, and maybe the rest of the world will go along with it a little better.
CONAN: All right. Well, thanks for the call.
PETE: All right. Thank you.
CONAN: And thanks to everybody who called and wrote. We're sorry we didn't have the time to get to all of your comments. Tomorrow, Ken Rudin will be here with the Political Junkie and guest host John Donvan. I'll be back again with you on Thursday. It's the TALK OF THE NATION, from NPR News. I'm Neal Conan in Washington. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.


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