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Sunday, June 22, 2008
Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys
Sunday, June 22, 2008
This cake is so disturbing, I'm almost glad the picture doesn't include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they're also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.
And what kind of occasion calls for a "naked babies riding carrots" decor, anyway? No, wait, maybe I don't want to know...
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This may be the funniest caption
I have ever read. I am just glad I wasn't drinking milk at the time which would have spewed from my nose. - June 22, 2008 at 3:33 PM
- Ranavan said...
o.k I stumbled across your blog a couple of weeks ago and I just have to tell you how much you make me laugh - ALOT!!!
My husband and I are in the process of adopting internationally and it can be very stressful....now I can come to your blog and laugh my head off....it has been a great stress reliever....
Thank you! - June 22, 2008 at 11:29 PM
- Tora said...
I love you! This blog is hilarious ^ - July 7, 2008 at 6:27 PM
On the contrary, I think this cake is AWESOME and I am so making it for someone's birthday!
Carrot-riding mohawk babies, Happy Birthday!
Carrot-riding mohawk babies, Happy Thanksgiving!
Carrot-riding mohawk babies, Happy Arbor Day!
Fits every occasion! - July 8, 2008 at 2:15 AM
Are they riding those carrots or humping them?
- July 9, 2008 at 1:09 AM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
"perverted vegetable rodeo"...bahahahahaha! Just discovered your blog today...I'm only laughing until one of my cakes shows up.
- July 11, 2008 at 2:42 PM
- Allison Lawless said...
Just tripped across your blog, and absolutely love it! (Glad none of mine are in here!) This baby/carrot thing you've got here, is an absolute riot!!
- July 11, 2008 at 6:31 PM
I think the cake itself is from Costco...they make a carrot cake that looks an awful lot like that...so the purchaser just added the babies....wow, I'm speechless!
- July 17, 2008 at 8:29 AM
- Eva Whitley said...
I laughed for a solid 10 minutes, had to go into another room and do housework, in an attempt to stop laughing.
I haven't laughed this hard since SPY magazine was publishing on a regular basis. - July 20, 2008 at 2:27 PM
- Ben Ostrowsky said...
Boy, that takes me back... to the final scene in "Dr. Strangelove"!
- July 20, 2008 at 9:54 PM
Oh my friend gave me this link and I have had a blast looking and reading now! OK this cake has got to be the funniest one I have seen!
- July 22, 2008 at 2:10 AM
I'm ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
This blog is hysterical!
I LOVE IT! - July 22, 2008 at 7:07 PM
- MaryO said...
One of the funniest things I've ever seen! The commentary is HILARIOUS! I agree with the first poster - I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking milk - I would have done myself some harm. LOVE THE BLOG!
- July 22, 2008 at 10:47 PM
- Kristen said...
I laughed so hard I'm crying. I never knew carrot cake could be so funny.
- July 22, 2008 at 11:31 PM
- Katherine said...
I just found your blog today, and I love it. I cannot stop laughing at this caption. Unlike those lucky enough not to be drinking, I just had hot coffee come out of my nose. It burns, and yet, I can't stop laughing.
- July 23, 2008 at 12:48 AM
- Jessica said...
The best part? If there is in fact a similar cake at CostCo, I can add babies to it (which I already have because I find them hilarious to place on random cakes) and make this cake myself...so funny!
- July 23, 2008 at 1:12 AM
apparently, they're all 'BOY' babies!
- July 23, 2008 at 2:07 AM
Not to a kill-joy, but this is probably for Mardi-Gras. Although the baby should be hidden in the cake... Maybe its for the Blind!
- July 23, 2008 at 2:24 PM
I wet myself a little reading this...seriously, you should put a disclaimer on the site and advertise for Depends.
- July 23, 2008 at 4:42 PM
OMG! I was drinking coke when I saw this one. My nose is still stinging, so not fair! And I think that next time my friends ask me to make a carrot cake, I'll just lose it!
This is a fantastic site and my cheeks are so sore from laughing, keep up the chuckles. :0) - July 23, 2008 at 8:01 PM
- RJ said...
"What holiday?" you ask. Why of course it is in celebration of Aryan Baby Carrot-Humpers Day!
- July 24, 2008 at 1:46 AM
- Rocky said...
like they are training for when the carrots take over the world!
- July 24, 2008 at 3:25 PM
Omg, that's too funny!!!! Holy carrots, Baby! I am going to wake MY baby laughing this hard. Wow...so is this cake a play on words for baby carrots or something? Hilarious and random. Just how I like 'em.
- July 24, 2008 at 3:28 PM
- Unknown said...
Alright, apparently I'm not so stealthily reading blogs at work anymore, considering I just bust up laughing and everyone had to come over and see what I'm doing. Damnit. But SO worth it.
- July 24, 2008 at 5:47 PM
- Vieva said...
The last poster said she was afraid she'd wake up her baby.
Well, I woke up mine! :D Gods, I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Just found this blog today and I am DYING. (do they make a cake for that?) - July 24, 2008 at 9:25 PM
I'm planning a baby shower and I needed a theme.
Done and done! - July 25, 2008 at 3:43 AM
I've had to leave the room TWICE to keep from peeing myself! My cats are all, "The hell?! Mom's squeaking and falling over sideways - hmm, she must be watching Eddie Izzard again."
"Perverted vegetable rodeo"?! Please:
1. Write books
2. Be my friend? - July 25, 2008 at 1:48 PM
- Seoul Brother said...
I have no idea why all those little Chuck Liddells have carrots in the mount position, but if this is what the Iceman wants for his birthday, are you gonna argue with him?
- July 26, 2008 at 8:33 AM
- Sara said...
Yup, that is definitely a Costco carrot cake. You too can have this cake, just pick up a Costco carrot cake and grab 24 tiny naked babies from Dollar Giant!
- July 26, 2008 at 1:19 PM
- katespace said...
We can stop looking now; we have found our wedding cake.
Seriously though, I can't stop laughing at this. :D - July 28, 2008 at 12:04 AM
- Kaethe said...
For this you belong in the Blogger Hall of Fame.
Brilliant. - July 31, 2008 at 9:33 AM
If this blog displayed this as a video, I would hope that either Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" or Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" would be played in the background for this.
- August 1, 2008 at 3:30 PM
Yee-ha! Ride 'em cowbaby!
This is like some strange sci-fi cake - I can't stop laughing!
Love this site!!! I laughed until I turned purple. - August 5, 2008 at 5:23 PM
- Emily Katherine said...
Ohmygod. I just found your blog today and am now going by and reading your blogs.
I literally spit coke everywhere, and my nose is burning. And I have tears streaming down my face.
And then I decided to read the comments, and took a sip a coke, and ended up spewing it everywhere.
Keep up the awesome blog. <3 - August 5, 2008 at 8:30 PM
- Unknown said...
What is wrong with this cake? It will the talk of the town at the 12th Annual Perverted Vegetable Rodeo and Auction in October.
We would love to have you as our Master (or would it be Mistress?) of Ceremonies. Last year, Perez Hilton was Queen of Ceremonies and look how it launched his career...I bet you land a sweet job at the Food Network hosting your own show with a great commenting panel:
Mary Alice- "Ace of Cakes"
Chelsea Handler- "Chelsea Lately"
Kimjohannes-"30316"(hip Atlanta zip)
Michael K.- "dlisted.com"
Kathy Griffin- "My Life on the D LIST"
You Made My Day!! :-)
(cheered me up when I have been in bed with a viral throat infection for the past week) I have great pictures if anyone needs to make a cake that looks like infected tonsils! - August 6, 2008 at 3:34 PM
- JeanMarie Kleppick said...
I too laughed till tears ran down my face! But then, I looked at the picture again, and started wondering ... why aren't there naked mohawk babies on ALL the carrots? Are there seven for some significant reason? WTH? I can only hope that the originator of this cake will come forward to answer these (and other) burning questions.
Love your blog! - August 6, 2008 at 6:27 PM
- Jenny O said...
"Perverted vegetable rodeo" is the best phrase I've heard all day, or maybe ever.
- August 7, 2008 at 3:45 PM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, and the blog title is the second funniest.
I've just laughed until I cried. Literally - I've got tears in my eyes. - August 10, 2008 at 12:30 AM
Could it be someone's attempt at a Chinese New Year cake?
Chubby babys riding something symbolic [usually a boy with a fish or rooster] is a standard Chinese NY symbol. There are baby dolls like this - with the hand aloft gesture and stylized hair- available in the Chinatown supermarket nearest me.
Why carrots though, no idea.
Also apologies if this posts twice - August 10, 2008 at 2:14 AM
- Ronnica said...
Wow oh wow. DIsturbing.
- August 11, 2008 at 3:15 PM
I think it was for a brit milah, AKA a 'bris'!!
- August 11, 2008 at 11:37 PM
Between the image of the cake itself, the title, and comments such as
"Aryan Baby Carrot-Humpers Day!" and "perverted vegetable rodeo", I haven't laughed so hard since...
...the fireman cake?
I've been laughing an awful lot since discovering this blog. Keep up the good work. - August 13, 2008 at 7:37 AM
Why am I suddenly hearing an Austrian-accented voice in my head saying 'sometimes a carrot is just a carrot, but hoo boy! this is not one of them!'
Thanks for brightening my day...and no doubt a great many days to come! - August 13, 2008 at 8:50 PM
- MsCarolM said...
My sister sent me a link to your blog, and I've just shared it with my co-workers. These are some of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!
- August 14, 2008 at 4:12 PM
Wow, this has to be the best cake of them all. I love how the babies have their fists raise. Truly a gem.
- August 14, 2008 at 7:19 PM
OMG! I think you can officially start a collection of comments that involve people almost spewing beverages because of the insane hilarity of cakes and captions. I'm in my cube (looking at your blog is a very serious part of my daily work), taking a sip of my frappuchino, when--all of a sudden--I decide it would be a great idea to click on "Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys." Little did I know what lay in store. Seconds later, I'm simultaneously choking on my beverage, trying not to laugh out loud, and tears are streaming down my face. This is one of the most genious entries ever. I'm also convinced that the rigorous symetry of the cake has to have some significant meaning. Maybe so that the cake can be sliced and EVERYONE can have their own little piece of "Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys"?
- August 15, 2008 at 1:50 PM
- Sue KuKu said...
What a great phrase to memorize: Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys". I will be trying to work that into casual conversation now.
As Dave Berry used to say, that would be a great name for a band! - August 15, 2008 at 3:11 PM
"Why am I suddenly hearing an Austrian-accented voice in my head saying 'sometimes a carrot is just a carrot, but hoo boy! this is not one of them!'"
Twister, your comment made me laugh so so much. - August 16, 2008 at 10:20 AM
I've actually laughed so hard that I'm now crying...thanks!
- August 16, 2008 at 3:19 PM
OMG! I am laughing so hard right now! Even though the picture is funny by itself, the caption and your wit make it even better! I couldn't even read it to my husband I was laughing (& crying) so hard!
- August 17, 2008 at 10:07 PM
- Unknown said...
OMG! This has got to be my favorite of the posts. Looking at this one alone (well, it's really reading the captions) makes me instantly start crying with laughter. Hilarious.
- August 17, 2008 at 10:26 PM
- Mom O Matic said...
I have to disagree as I think this cake is just f'king fantastic.
- August 20, 2008 at 12:42 AM
OMG...I just want to let everyone know Dr Pepper burns coming out the nose also...Im so glad I found this blog!! Thanks for the 440 am giggles
- August 20, 2008 at 5:38 AM
ROFLMTO!!! I only needed to glance at that photo and I burst out laughing! Then I looked at it properly and went apopleptic! (Is that even a word?) And the caption! It keeps going through my head like one crazy word! Oh, no! Here it is again - Nakedmohawkbabycarrotjockeys! Aaaahhahahahahahaha!
What really makes this one gold for me is the style of photo, all down at the mohawk-baby level, up close and personal. You can see how the naked mohawk-babies have been squished into their little carrot saddles. Priceless. Whoo boy. - August 20, 2008 at 7:18 AM
This, pun intended, takes the cake. How creative must one be to come up with the idea of carrot riding mohawk sporting nekkid plastic babies??? Was the mom to be like a carrot farmer or something. And why the cheap out of only buying 7 carrot riding mohawk sporting nekkid plastic babies? This is so weird in so many ways!
- August 20, 2008 at 3:00 PM
This may be the funniest cake I have ever seen... I've got to find those little plastic babies to put on my next cake.
There is a small spelling error in your post, though... "occasion" should have two C's and one S. - August 20, 2008 at 6:49 PM
I am practically CHOKING from laughing so hard! I can't breathe and tears are streaming down my face!! My coworkers must be wondering what's wrong with me. Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed that hard in a loooooong time. Freaking fabulous.
- August 21, 2008 at 10:02 AM
- Unknown said...
Cake? Oh. I thought this was a still from the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies.
- August 22, 2008 at 11:38 AM
- Liz said...
This is what you call someone in charge of a baby shower forgot to order the cake... so they went to costco, the only one available was a carrot cake and they threw some babies on there... they look as though they are bullriding!
- August 22, 2008 at 5:17 PM
oh holy jeebus. i about lost it. i'm so disturbed. this is like a bad 80s japanese music video gone even wronger than originally intended. whyyyyyy? i.just.don't.get.it. carrots? babies?
*breathe* - August 23, 2008 at 6:25 PM
I think I get it. Both the babies and the carrots represent newness; the harvest, celebration. It is only fitting that they should be paired in what looks to be the ultimate Easter/Spring joyful cake of happybabyness. Harrah!
I need to stop smoking stuff before reading this blog. - August 25, 2008 at 8:44 PM
- Pademelon said...
Don't you see people? It's not necessarily SEVEN babies, though that's how many are shown...It's a Naked Mohawk Baby on every other carrot! It's a pattern!!!
Best cake ever AND BEST BLOG EVER!
_Steph - August 30, 2008 at 10:29 PM
- Linn said...
Hi- I really like it! really funny and entertaining. I will make it point to stop by! thanks
- August 31, 2008 at 12:37 PM
This should absolutely be for a bris (Jewish circumcision ceremony)!
- September 4, 2008 at 1:23 AM
Mr T approves of this cake wreck I pity da fool who doesn't love carrot cake with mohawk baby jockies.
Seriously tho I think I snorted laughing at this omfg soooooooooooooo funny. - September 5, 2008 at 2:38 AM
- Hirayuki said...
I just came across this blog from The Consumerist and am making my way (teary-eyed from crying) through the whole thing. This? Oh, this is now my new desktop wallpaper.
- September 9, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Holy Beta Carotene Batman! It's the Travis Bickle Baby Carrot Brigade arriving in full force. Beware the Marauding Mohawked Munchkins!
- September 10, 2008 at 5:56 AM
- Caitlin said...
Maybe they're ttc? Heh.
- September 10, 2008 at 11:36 AM
- Taylor said...
OK, I'm only drinking water and it didn't come out my nose. I laughed so hard it came out, well, I, er... leaked!
Jen, you are absolutely hilarious and so are all the comments. I'm sending this out in my daily email blast tomorrow. Goes out to about 1,700 foodies who know that nothin' goes better with carrots than mohawk wearin', fist raisin', rodeo lovin', naked, plastic Aryan infants on their way to a Bris!
Love it. Thanks for the fodder for my email blast. - September 11, 2008 at 10:39 AM
- Missy said...
You crack me UP! I have forwarded your blog to many friends with a warning not to have any liquid in their mouth so they don't SPEW!
Whenever I need a good laugh...I just come take a peek! FUNNY!! - September 11, 2008 at 6:20 PM
- Terri said...
But why...? WHY must the babies have mohawks???
LOL!! I just found your blog this morning (via the Sexual Harrasment cake), and I love it. It's a SCREAM!
Terri - September 27, 2008 at 1:01 AM
Haha, this looks like something out of an 80's music video... I want a cake like this for my next birthday.
- September 28, 2008 at 1:54 PM
- Rachael said...
- October 2, 2008 at 12:30 PM
- Amber said...
I love your blog & read it all the time for a good laugh. The first time I found it my 3 year old saw this and said, "Mommy, why are the babies riding carrots?" I could only say, "I have no idea!"
- October 2, 2008 at 11:44 PM
- Aaron of Minneapolis said...
Not only is this is probably the most ridiculous cake design I've ever seen, it (along with the caption) also provoked the longest laugh I've had in a long time! :-) Too good!
- October 5, 2008 at 12:31 AM
Clearly this was for the opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympics. :)
- October 5, 2008 at 11:15 AM
- Dominique said...
Another inappropriate baby shower cake? What better way to say "I hope you have multiple punk babies with unhealthy addictions to phallic foodstuffs".
- October 6, 2008 at 12:58 PM
- Aaron of Minneapolis said...
I know I already commented, but I have a second-hand comment: I posted a link to this cake at a forum, and someone there said it looked like a cheesy '80s punk rock album cover. :-) (I tend to agree.)
- October 9, 2008 at 3:09 AM
I think this is a Sandra Lee, Semi Homemade, recipe that didn't make the tablescape...
- October 18, 2008 at 12:25 PM
oh.. my.. god..
The babies in question here, are actually supposed to be used in King Cakes, these are done leading up to Fat Teusday, during mardi-gras, etc.
Obviously, this bakery(I can only assume) had too many babies left over and viola!
Love the blog!
Keep the wreck rolling!! - October 18, 2008 at 5:18 PM
- Spinner said...
Where can I find those babies? A quick search online found nothing but actually CUTE babies--I need the NMBCJs to be authentic for my friend Mike's cake.
- October 20, 2008 at 9:55 PM
I just thought ya know when kids blow out the candles in a cake and then they like to lick the iceing off the cake?Just imagine how they have to clean off those baby clones.
I really love that photo thought it was funny.^^ - November 1, 2008 at 8:24 PM
- Meesh said...
I was doing fine until this one. For some reason this one elicited the painful, choking, can't catch my breath, tears streaming down my face laughter reaction.
Thank you. - November 9, 2008 at 3:30 PM
- Lou said...
definitely one of the weirdest cakes I have ever seen...LOL
- November 12, 2008 at 10:39 PM
So it's not often I get to read a blog with the phrase "perveted vegetable rodeo" in it. Fabulous blog I've nearly died reading it.
- December 1, 2008 at 12:40 AM
- Samantha said...
I've been browsing for a while, but this is definitely my favorite post.
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard...or maybe it's from all that frosting.
Keep up the good work!
-Samantha K. - December 3, 2008 at 11:58 PM
- Christa said...
Yes I'd like to order a "pre-sliced" carrot cake. Oh and since it's for a baby shower could you put little babies on some of the slices? THANKS! I'll pick it up on Saturday!
It still gets me every time! - December 7, 2008 at 12:17 PM
I have just laughed my way through the cake picture and comments.You should write a book!
I now have the perfect Happy 40th Anniversary gift ever! My husband's humor is already the best. With this he will be armed for the next 40 years...Thank you for the "gift that keeps on giving"! - December 8, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Boring person here:
my guess is, a Chinese baby shower
with good-luck symbols for a male
infant. - December 8, 2008 at 3:14 PM
- Katie said...
Wow, this is the funniest caption I've read. Ever. I was eating a cinnamon bun with icing at the time I read it and it exploded all over the screen.
- December 20, 2008 at 4:51 PM
If there ever were something that you truly appreciated, this is it...
It's life changing really... For all future cake-needing occasions, I will, at random, pick two 'things' at random, and combine them into such a masterpiece as this one is.
For example, and to make it un-biased, and thus, potentially, hopefully, almost as funny... http://watchout4snakes.com/creativitytools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx
And, the first two that seem to fit the 'things' category will be it.
My first two: boat & cat
And to honor this cake, I'll always, at a 45 degree angle, have the larger, riding the smaller, en masse.
It is a cake revolution. - December 23, 2008 at 1:14 AM
It's a vegan punk fertility cake.
- December 24, 2008 at 5:55 AM
- Sr. Mina, BSP said...
I can think of what happened. Its just speculation, of course.
"I want a carrot cake with babies on it."
*arrives at home from the bakery, takes the box into the kitchen, puts the box onto the counter, and lifts the lid*
What in leaping jackalopes is this!?
Hence, yet another misinterpreted order. - January 6, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I know what occasion calls for naked babies riding on carrots, the BEST day of the year: January 26: Ellen DeGeneres' birthday
- January 17, 2009 at 3:24 PM
I just discovered this hilarious blog today, courtesy of the National Post newspaper. I have a bunch of those little plastic babies too!! Only they have little angel wings and glow in the dark. I think they are supposed to hang from a Christmas tree. Would they ever look great glowing in the dark while riding these sugar carrots on top of a cake .....
- January 17, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Oh dear god.....
V. disturbing indeed....
Carrot cake is going to be forever ruined for me.
XD - January 18, 2009 at 2:14 PM
I see 11 babies and it is a pattern duh
- January 23, 2009 at 8:44 PM
The babies' hair looks like a variety of pubic hair "styles". From the rather dated, boomer style triangle (a moot point perhaps, as they're all busy loosing those triangles to the ravages of age) to the "runway". No bald/ "Brazilian" babies in sight, though. ?
A caveat to those whom might be "offended":
Babies and ladies'pubic regions/ love 'n marriage/ horse 'n carriage.....
like that. you get it. - January 28, 2009 at 10:22 AM
- JoolzGirl said...
This is a total scream. So glad I stumbled across you.
I've made some shocker cakes in my time and am glad that (I hope) there is no photographic evidence! - January 29, 2009 at 3:15 AM
- mary kathleen waldner said...
after screams from 3 teens, I didn't think I would ever laugh again...until CW came along. food dye has taken on a whole new meaning. please, don't ever go away.
MaryKathleen - January 30, 2009 at 1:01 AM
- Old Lady on the Blog said...
Someone is watching too much "Wheel of Fortune" -- it's a "Before & After" puzzle.
The cake -- is a Baby Carrot Cake. - January 31, 2009 at 12:18 AM
I thought EVERYONE knew that babies come from the vegetable patch! Clearly this is a cake meant for some lady who has used miracle-gro on hers.
- March 2, 2009 at 9:45 AM
My face is numb from laughing so hard at this cake and the comments. "perverted vegetable rodeo" bwahahaha. That's amazing.
- March 7, 2009 at 2:22 AM
What is this for Ron Jeremy's grandson? The baby recipient of this cake has some serious shoes to fill.. if you know what I mean!
P.S. stumbled across your blog and it's to die for!! - March 20, 2009 at 2:05 PM
- Natasha said...
You have me laughing so hysterically I'm crying Jen! Thank you for your blog. And BTW, I absolutely LOVE this cake and your caption is priceless! (Natasha in CA)
- March 29, 2009 at 1:50 PM
- Jedimom said...
Ok, my husband comes home from work with this site I just have to see-I'm like, WTH, I am trying to make dinner for 2 kids, already 6:30 pm on a school night, yatta yatta...so my computer geek hubbie (IT guy for his company) goes into my living room, turns on the Linux machine he has connected to our 50" HD plasma tv, and puts this cake on the screen. I hear, from the kitchen, my two girls in hysterical laughter, calling, "Mommy, you have to see this!" Can you possibly imagine the look on my face when I see HD Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys four feet across???? Needless to say, dinner was late, and we had the best dinner conversation EVER, trying to figure out that insanely funny cake! My kids were convinced that it had to be something from one of the many sci-fi shows we watch-my 11 year old thinks she saw Capt Kirk fight them once-or maybe Mr Spock was crying over them-picture it: Mr Spock, hands on cake, face screwed up in concentration as he mind-melds with the cake...."Ohhh, the agony!! The agony!!!".....Thank you for providing me with a new place to go to to lighten up my day-who cares what the economy is doing--this will absolutely take your mind off of it!
Oh, and thank you for the perfect idea of a cake to bring to the inlaws for Easter-they will never ask us to bring dessert again!!! - April 3, 2009 at 12:24 AM
- Tonibelle said...
OK, it's almost a year, what the heck is the story here??? Who's cake was this and why???
- April 13, 2009 at 11:25 PM
- Sharon said...
I love the cake, but I'm not sure about the T-Shirts - specifically, the "it's all fun and games..." and "Wreck On" taglines.
It's a Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey. It doesn't need a reason. Does it need need a caption? Surely, like "I want sprinkles", it speaks for itself?
Like Michelangelo's David, it is such a powerful work of art that it could surely go unadorned? Surely, it needs nothing more than its own name to grace it:
Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey.
Actually, this was just a long winded way to suggest a T-Shirt variation. - April 24, 2009 at 12:52 AM
lol! i have to admitt it's funny but i mean not trying to ruin the laughs , but for what acassion exactly would you need a little mohawk baby humping a carrot it makes no since! like how many everyday people go up to a person and are like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY I GOT YOU A CAKE ITS A HUMPING A CARROT MOHAWK BABY HOPE YOU INJOY IT!" name one person and my case is closed :)
- May 4, 2009 at 9:49 PM
- KelliSue Kolz said...
Imagine the look on the new mother to be's face when her baby shower cake was carrot, as she had asked for.
But it was topped with naked mohawk babies. OY.
The tears.. the drama. The photography. LOL.
www.kellikolz.blogspot.com - May 6, 2009 at 9:52 AM
- Unknown said...
Oh my god!!! That one might be worse than the Santa Claus caterpillar monstrosity.
Side note: I should stop reading your blog during class: everyone looks at me weird when I'm failing to suppress uproarious laughter. - May 6, 2009 at 8:08 PM
i think them raising their fists makes them look more like they're saying YEEHAW.
- May 13, 2009 at 1:22 AM
"Perverted Vegetable Rodeo" -- a great name for a rock band!
- June 4, 2009 at 7:52 AM
- KBL said...
This is one of the funniest damn things I've seen on this site...naked babies with mohawks riding carrots. It had to happen.
- June 5, 2009 at 5:32 PM
- David Edward said...
maybe carrots are good for your eyes, and for soothing diaper rash?
- June 7, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Naked Mohawk-baby Carrot Jockeys would be a great name for a band.
- June 11, 2009 at 10:35 PM
my best friend showed me this link and i just had to check this out!!!
and it was so funny that i knocked the cat sitting in my lap to the floor!!
im so gona email this link to all my friends!!! - June 23, 2009 at 8:52 PM
- Valerie said...
I have been gasping for breath between now-hoarse laughs and squeals for ten minutes at this point. I am wiping tears from my eyes between sentences. When I first read the caption, I actually peed my pants. I am going to follow your blog forever, and recommend it to anyone I know who needs to laugh until they pee - which is just about anyone.
- June 24, 2009 at 3:38 AM
- isitme? said...
my god, this made me laugh SO HARD.
As does everything on the site.
You guys are awesome. - June 27, 2009 at 1:55 AM
- Snuva said...
Breaking News: Naked Baby Carrot Jockeys have been sighted Down Under!
My work friends know there is nothing that makes me laugh out loud/wheeze except Cake Wrecks. So to amuse me (and I imagine to they could witness me laughing so hard I cried) this is what I was confronted with when I came into work this morning. Available in gluten-free or non-gluten free versions. http://www.flickr.com/photos/cragg-ohlsson/3669975994/ - June 29, 2009 at 1:02 AM
I just cried.... and peed myself. At the same time.
I have just spent the past 4 hours reading this blog and I can't stop!!!
Thank you for Cake Wrecks!!! - July 17, 2009 at 4:55 AM
- Missie said...
My 13yo son just said the following about this cake and I quote: "Eww. They're sitting on carrots naked. With their nakedness. Who would want to put that in their mouths? If that's how people have fun these days by making us eat carrots with naked babies on them, then that is just wrong. Eww."
my word verif: comar. I would have to be in a comar to eat a piece of this cake. - July 23, 2009 at 11:30 PM
Don't read this blog while in the Library.
this is so funny! Maybe the cake was for Nadya Suleman's (the woman who had 8 babies)baby shower. - August 1, 2009 at 4:47 PM
Some reservations have anti-diabetes campaigns nowadays which include "eat your vegetables," but that still wouldn't explain the cake part.
- August 8, 2009 at 5:33 PM
- mterree said...
This is obviously the shower cake for Dr. Strangelove's wife and she is having octuplets!
Maybe it was for Octomom? - August 11, 2009 at 3:56 AM
- Mary Connealy said...
I'll bet it's carrot cake.
Still unpleasant, but that's what the carrot means. :) - September 2, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Maybe the customer ordered a baby carraige cake and it turned out to be a baby carrot cake.
- September 2, 2009 at 8:02 PM
- SweetDreams said...
When I have a baby, I am going to ask for a 3D cake for my shower. A carved carrot with a naked baby riding on it. Just for you Jen. :D
- September 12, 2009 at 4:24 PM
LOL! My friends treated me to a re-creation of this one tonight! OHMYWORD!!! TOO fun!
- September 17, 2009 at 12:29 AM
- Angela said...
I was doing okay with the Carrot Jockeys until I read somebody's suggestion that "Ride of the Valkyries" be playing. Then I lost it!
Angela, Piano Lady - September 23, 2009 at 11:30 PM
This remains my favorite cake-wreck of all time! I'm glad the naked mohawk baby carrot jockeys appear in your header now too!
- September 26, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Kubrick anyone?
These are obviously young trainees for the riding on the A-Bomb brigade! - September 29, 2009 at 6:23 PM
i dont see the problem here, its a really funny cake that, obviousley, was ment to be funny anyway. congrats to the cook from me!!!
- September 30, 2009 at 6:19 AM
- Christy said...
This is making me laugh so hard right now!
- October 7, 2009 at 3:30 AM
No, seriously... what was the occasion?
- October 7, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Cake, Cookie & Candy Making > Babies
These babies make a good party favor at a baby shower. Put them in treat bags, on cakes, cupcakes and much more. Use them for other craft projects as well.
$1.99 for 16
Think it is a bit scary that the naked mohawk babies are sold specifically to put on cakes - October 8, 2009 at 11:13 AM
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I just found this page and am laughing so hard I am crying. I too can't imagine the occasion that calls for this cake - but I am making one the next time someone asks for a carrot cake at a babyshower! - October 14, 2009 at 9:06 PM
OMG! Hilarious!! Okay, after I wiped the tears from my eyes, I began to wonder "what was the original motivation for this cake?" My best guess, is that this is the visual representation of some young lady's nightmare of being pregnant with her mohawked, carrot farming boyfriend's baby. Just a hypothesis... lol :) - Frank
- October 15, 2009 at 6:12 PM
I will have to admit...I actually rather like this cake. Surreal. And rather well executed. Makes me think of Archie McPhee stuff. Mock me if you must, but I like it.
To help redeem myself, I have nearly had an aneurism or two laughing at some other cakes and captions. - October 16, 2009 at 1:19 PM
No matter how many times I look at this, I still crack up laughing! And since the naked mohawk baby carrot jockeys have now made it into the site's header...
- October 16, 2009 at 3:07 PM
- Mandy said...
I saw your book at B&N this weekend, and I'm so glad I decided to check out your site!
This cake coupled with all of the comments has kept me giggling for several minutes now. My husband just walked by, and I showed it to him, and while trying to explain I burst out into full-on peels of laughter. I final just gave up.
Please, keep up the good work! - October 19, 2009 at 10:56 PM
I wish I had the decorations to recreate this, this week. I'm making a double batch of my somewhat famous, heart-attack inducing carrot cake (more fat by weight than flour, but trust me, it's good).
- October 20, 2009 at 1:13 AM
I know!! It's for a bris!!! - October 21, 2009 at 11:25 PM
- Tracey A. Jones said...
This is so my desktop background now. Thanks for the high res version!
- October 22, 2009 at 6:50 PM
- cb said...
I believe this is a congratulatory Vegan Vasectomy Cake.
- October 22, 2009 at 11:52 PM
I think it's really quite "adorable"
- October 26, 2009 at 12:05 AM
- A Matter of Wedding Photography said...
That is beyond weird. However it's the upraised hand that makes it for me!
- November 5, 2009 at 10:43 AM
A baby shower for a couple who breed like rabbits?
- November 14, 2009 at 9:31 PM
This is clearly in honor of the veterans of infant vegetable wars. And in proper infant vegetable war veteran style, the inside of the cake is made out of a root vegetable. What kind? It's part of the surprise! Of course, the mohawks are totally random. Everybody knows that they had mullets.
- November 21, 2009 at 3:19 PM
I kept saying "naked Mohawk babies riding carrots" out loud, faster and faster, to see if there was any hidden message, a Beatles song, you name it. No such luck! I pray it doesn't haunt my dreams...
- December 3, 2009 at 3:43 AM
- Unknown said...
i laughed so hard for a ridiculous amount of time when i saw this... i almost peed myself and feel off my stool simultaneously.
this made my day. thank you!! i want this cake for my birthday. - December 3, 2009 at 6:30 PM
My choir teacher showed me this blog and I absolutely love it. It makes me laugh so much!
- December 15, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Sometimes the mystery is better left unknown, but this appears to be as some posters above noted, a baby shower cake improvising traditional Asian New Year's imagery...gone horribly and hilariously awry.
The baby riding an orange carp in the New Year's panels (bottom row, 2nd from the right) is posed like the mohawked carrot jockeys on the cake with the arms upraised with one straight up and the other out perpendicularly. The carp's tail fans out similarly to the carrot's green top. The magpies, the chubbiness of the baby, and the fish are auspicious emblems of a new year.
Someone gave my sister-in-law a carrot cake for her birthday recently. We were disappointed that there where no naked baby mohawked carrot jockeys on it. - December 29, 2009 at 7:46 AM
- Unknown said...
I was wondering what to request for my 46th birthday. I will look no further.
Thank you for your sparkly blog! - December 31, 2009 at 6:57 PM
My guess would be that it is one of those premade carrot cakes with the carrot decor to say what it is exactly. Someone got lazy at a baby shower and thought "Oh! I know how to make it perfect for a baby shower! Put these little plastic mohawk babies on some of the carrots! It will be so cute!" Whoever it was cheated and should be shot. ;)
- January 24, 2010 at 11:03 PM
- Totabella said...
I love this blog!! You have made my day!! I have laughed so hard that I cannot even finish all of your pages yet!! What a wonderful treat to look forward too! Your captions turn it from funny to hysterically funny! Thanks for quality laughter!!!
- February 3, 2010 at 10:02 PM
- Totabella said...
didn't mean to be anonymous, just punched the send button too fast!
- February 3, 2010 at 10:03 PM
- Maria said...
I love the archives!! Your blog is always guaranteed to make me laugh since discovering it a little while ago. THANK YOU for keeping some easy links like "the classics" around for newcomers like me. Friggin hilarious!
- February 16, 2010 at 1:33 AM
- The Whiz Kid Forte said...
Not that's what I call a carrot cake!!!
- March 8, 2010 at 8:56 PM
- SnowFoxCreations said...
They're alien babies, riding into the earth's cities on their flying rocket-carrots, ready to take over our world. And force us to drink carrot juice! We must fight back against this orange menace! D:
- April 6, 2010 at 1:43 AM
looks like something from The Wall, Mel Brooks-style.
This website is such a great mood lifter!
Michelle - April 13, 2010 at 3:15 PM
- Lady-Light said...
Holy baloney, they're still commenting on this post!
I forgot how I even came across your blog, which of course you know is insane (you definitely have found a niche here).
All I can say is, thank G-d I don't bake--because they'd all turn out like these... - May 3, 2010 at 12:51 PM
- Carolina Plano said...
Baby Carrots. That is my guess for the explanation of this cake.
It's my favourite cake in the world. - June 20, 2010 at 12:59 AM
- Madeline said...
Naked Babies are bad ENOUGH, but riding on carrots! GROSS
I : ) Cake Wrecks! - August 15, 2010 at 1:38 PM
maybe they just needed a quick baby shower cake and this was the best they could do! i love it!!!
- October 5, 2010 at 1:58 PM
- Cupcakes Lady said...
hahaha Who? What? Why?..would you make this????? lol This is so funny! xx
- October 7, 2010 at 1:33 PM
- Asylum said...
This HAS to be the best cake wreck in the history of history. in 30 years it will probably still make people spew milk out their noses with laughter! I know it will for me
- December 2, 2010 at 7:27 PM
- Hearing Aids said...
Superb blog post, I have book marked this internet site so ideally I'll see much more on this subject in the foreseeable future!
- January 19, 2011 at 5:59 AM
- JG said...
you know i always thought that this was a made horror cake topic. wow - it is real!
- January 22, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I saw your book on the Graham Norton Show so had to look up more Cake wrecks. Love it!
- February 11, 2011 at 7:46 AM
Makes you wonder what the baker was thinking...
- June 28, 2011 at 5:09 PM
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Doctors and other health professionals use a person's pain as a clue in figuring out what is wrong. The first question you will probably be asked is: "how much pain do you have?" or "how much does it hurt?" Often a nurse will show you some pictures of faces with smiles or tears so that you can choose the one that matches how you feel. This will help your doctor or nurse know how much you hurt.
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They ask these questions because they want what you want: for the pain to go away! If pain doesn't go away on its own, often a doctor can suggest medicine or other treatments that will make you feel better until it does.
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