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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Think They're Organic? [smirk]
Thursday, January 15, 2009
This is your brain:
This is your brain slurping spaghetti and trimmed with white icing:
(Ok, maybe not. I'm told it's supposed to be a kidney.)
I'm not sure this next one is professional, but I didn't have the heart to cut it:
And this last one is reeeallly gross, so don't scroll down unless you have a LOT of intestinal fortitude.
I mean it, now, this sucker is GROSS.
What, you still wanna see it? Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you!
[averting eyes] I would say something clever here, but I have to go vomit now. Won't you excuse me?
Maren A., Louise F., & Monique R., my diet plan thanks you.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 246 Newer› Newest»- Chelle said...
- January 15, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Wow! Are these yummy looking...even cannibals needs a cake.
BTW- update on the Hitler family cake...
http://krmg.com/blogs/the_krmg_morning_news_blog/2009/01/adolph-hitler-removed-from-nj.html - January 15, 2009 at 9:38 AM
- Donna M. said...
Wow...who in their right mind would order an intestinal tract cake? "Congrats on your gastric bypass" I suppose.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:39 AM
- Zitny Clan said...
who, who on earth could EAT this stuff? With the last one, I just imagine the smell of rotting meat! EWWW! Lord help us all....
word verification: yescri
"Yes dear, go ahead and cri now. I know it looked horrific!" - January 15, 2009 at 9:39 AM
I expect that last cake to squirm and pulsate. Nasty! And I wonder how the decorator got it to gleam like that.
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com) - January 15, 2009 at 9:41 AM
- four little blessings said...
Flashbacks to Gross Anatomy class. Yuck!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:41 AM
- Unknown said...
The color of the heart was beautiful and it seemed so realistic. FOR A MODEL not for FOOD. Ew.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:41 AM
- Bibi said...
$20 says none of those cakes ever got eaten.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:43 AM
- WakeGrace said...
oh. my. god. i seriously gasped out loud in class.... *raises hand* my i be excused?! im going to..*runs*
my only question ok..i actually have two.
WHYYYYYYYYY??!! - January 15, 2009 at 9:43 AM
That brain is definitely food for thought, perhaps only for thought.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:44 AM
- HorribleLicensePlates said...
I would totally eat a kidney. I will pass on that last one though. I think its the shiny-ness of the organs that are bothering the most on that one.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:44 AM
- Pink Sith said...
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
WV= quams. I have a few quams with the spelling of my word verification - January 15, 2009 at 9:45 AM
- Bryssy said...
That is too sick! Who thinks of these things?
- January 15, 2009 at 9:45 AM
- HorribleLicensePlates said...
Errr, I meant that kidney, not a real one.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww I think that for the last one, it's the shiny effect that get to me.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:45 AM
- Faith said...
Those cakes are awesome! The kidney one is kind of a wreck just because they didn't try that hard but the rest are perfect. Each clearly took a lot of time and effort by the decorator and they did a brilliant job on accuracy.
As a researcher, I'd be thrilled to have any one of those at a staff party! Even the last one! I used to work in digestive diseases. Everyone would think it was a total hoot!!! - January 15, 2009 at 9:46 AM
- Donna said...
And really, who could eat any of those without gagging? - January 15, 2009 at 9:46 AM
- Miranda said...
OHGOD OHGOD I splorfed all my coffee into my keyboard and went through a stack of napkins and a pack of Wet Ones cleaning it up and my cubicle smells like coffee now.
Dang, y'all...these morgue cakes are terrifying!!! @___@ - January 15, 2009 at 9:46 AM
- Amber said...
Just one question, why???? I think the intestine cake has to be the most disgusting cake I have ever seen!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:47 AM
Wow! And, I thought face cakes were bad.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:47 AM
- Rebecca said...
Oh dear. I think I'd rather eat the baby butt cake.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:50 AM
seems like every high school biology teachers dream cake. wow.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:51 AM
- AsylumTanya said...
I must say that I was compelled to scroll down and look at the last cake. The only thing that would have made that cake worse is some fondant "skin" hanging off the edges a la autopsy style. YUCK!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:51 AM
That brain is gross, but I can't stop looking at it! Ugh!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:51 AM
- Nicole said...
I wonder how many people actually have an appetite for cake after seeing these? I'm mildly nauseated, personally... Blech!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:52 AM
- Julie said...
The SHINY on the intestines might just be a bit too much.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:52 AM
So what's with the heart? It looks like it's had a bit of an infarct there with the darker colored area on the bottom (I'm guessing dead tissue?) So is this a cardiologist's cake or is it a "Congratulations on Surviving your Heart Attack Now We're Going to Stuff You With Buttercream" cake?
I also wish I could see the ugly one (let me clarify...the last ugly one) better. Is that a tourniquet on the lung? Is that even the lung? *scratches her head*
These cakes look like a cruel joke the folks in Pathology would play on me.
Incidentally Jen, this may be a good lead in to your funeral cakes since these are obviously the autopsy cakes. - January 15, 2009 at 9:53 AM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
Wait a minute...I've seen that last one somewhere before. Oh, wait! It was here!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:53 AM
- Morgi said...
I like the kidney cake!
I really had to hunt to find a kidney-shaped cookie cutter... I eventually found one being sold as a jelly bean. - January 15, 2009 at 9:54 AM
People actually ate these?!?!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:54 AM
- *~*Lis*~* said...
well now - there goes my appetite
- January 15, 2009 at 9:55 AM
- Unknown said...
The first brain looks like it's got some kind of worms. Awesome in an autopsy sort of way.
The kidney? Hmm...for your fave Nephrologist?
The last one..A & P Lab end of year party! Yep.
Okay, okay, so I like the macabre.
~Amy B. - January 15, 2009 at 9:55 AM
I wonder when anyone even needed organ-themed cakes?
- January 15, 2009 at 9:56 AM
- Boozy Tooth said...
I don't understand the controversy here... What's the problem with a disemboweled body cake? Doesn't it just put a fine point on loving from the insdide out?
- January 15, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Its way too early in the morning to be lookin at glistening organ cakes. Eck!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:57 AM
What is WRONG with these people!!!!!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Oh my gosh! I can't believe they made that last one all glossy and...wait...I mean...I can't believe they MADE that one at all!!!!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:58 AM
- Kristin said...
Why oh why would anyone destroy perfectly good frosting and cake by making those?
- January 15, 2009 at 9:59 AM
Ewwwww!!!! Hehehe! Those are pretty bad...fyi: I never never never want a cake of my insides! hehe!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:00 AM
- Mrs. Schaeffer said...
In Cake Wreck fashion...
O N B E E L E A V I B i L E ! - January 15, 2009 at 10:01 AM
- Sarah - Kala said...
What is the matter with people?!?
- January 15, 2009 at 10:01 AM
- The Fiskeaux Family said...
I'm only commenting to be first (-ish, if someone beats me). I navigated away to look at the poll, and this was up when I came back!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Hmmm. Kinda makes you wonder if a cake looking so realistic isn't just a bit over-rated. And hey!! I thought our brain was made of GRAY matter, not ground-beef-that's-been-sitting-in-the-fridge-for-four-days "pink".......I've heard of kidney pie, but kidney CAKE???? As for the cake with, er, intestinal fortitude, this too shall pass........
- January 15, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Maybe this is what medical students do when they run out of cadavers.....
- January 15, 2009 at 10:03 AM
- Mari said...
Wow, that heart is amazing, and just in time for Valentine's Day!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:03 AM
that heart is actually quite... beautiful.
but it makes me dry heave a little.
I'M SO CONFUUUUSED!!! - January 15, 2009 at 10:04 AM
- Lisa Deon said...
Okay, and the baker really expected someone to eat that last thing?
Bleh!!! - January 15, 2009 at 10:05 AM
- beckiwithani said...
Ha! That's actually very good workmanship, especially the heart...
My sister made a coconut-filled chocolate brain for her husband. The previous year, she made brain cookies. Yes, there is a story behind it.... - January 15, 2009 at 10:05 AM
- tracey (aka rainbowmummy) said...
Given that you are told to remove the black vein from prawns (as it's not a vein its an intestine) I would have thought the same rule applied for cakes.
Ewe, lets hope there is no chocolate frosting in there, eeeeww. - January 15, 2009 at 10:06 AM
- Tracy O said...
Ok, as a medical researcher in digestive diseases, it's not gross to me (I've seen so much worse), but they are eerily accurate and definitely weird...
For some reason on that last one, I keep focusing on that white icing shell border at the bottom and want to say - Gee, that looks out of place there....
Tracy O - January 15, 2009 at 10:07 AM
- Herbee said...
Why? Why, why, why, why, WHY would you order a cake like any of those?? *stunned*
word ver: defact
Defact is, these are just plain disgusting! - January 15, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Oh dear, you've asked for it now. This thoracic cavity is the most disgusting inner anatomy cake I've ever seen. http://www.theyrecoming.com/extras/pumpkinfest03/
Really, don't look at it before breakfast. Not a professional cake, but a stunning subversion of virtuosity. - January 15, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Why?? WHY?!?
- January 15, 2009 at 10:13 AM
- M said...
If this is the way to celebrate a transplant or achieving doctor-hood, COUNT ME OUT.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:15 AM
- ilovebabyquilts said...
I just can't get over how intricate the folds are on that brain cake! They are so perfect, and all different. Gorgeous! Although I think the hemispheres are not joined in the middle until you get down to the corpus callosum.
I wish you could enlarge the intestine cake! I'm not easily grossed out.
I knew that was a kidney right on sight. I'm doing pretty good! - January 15, 2009 at 10:16 AM
First of all I have to say eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Now that I got that off my chest, I do think the first one, while bizarre, is at least well done. As for the others, the only thing that comes to mind is WTF? I guess nothing says party quite like a internal organ cake - lol.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:16 AM
- Anna said...
the first brain is cool but the rest of the organs make me want to gag! - January 15, 2009 at 10:18 AM
- Ream O Rama said...
Umm, I am completely at a loss for words with that last one....are those intestines???
- January 15, 2009 at 10:18 AM
I stand corrected. There really IS something worse than the kitty litter cakes. Barf.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:18 AM
- Unknown said...
The brain is adorable, but the last one is begging to be reproduced in seafood. (Like snack cake sushi, only in reverse.)
- January 15, 2009 at 10:18 AM
I actually like the heart cake. It's not so much a wreck. Very intricately done.
Ree - January 15, 2009 at 10:18 AM
- Grandma Cebe said...
Please tell me that these wrecks are actually models for Anatomy 101. I can't think of any other reason someone would want one of these. Yuck!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:19 AM
- Alisa @ A stitch in between said...
Whoa, the heart one kind of looks like a half-dead octopus.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:19 AM
- January 15, 2009 at 10:20 AM
- ME! said...
Why is the brain bleeding its gray matter onto the board? Gross...
- January 15, 2009 at 10:20 AM
- Robin said...
I swear there are maggots in those intestines!but i (heart) the heart cake. It's awsome!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:20 AM
They are actually really well done, but I sure don't know why you'd want to eat them!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Gross or not, I think they're all very well-rendered. Although a Sunday Sweets of "internal organs" probably wasn't coming up any time soon...
I worked in a lab with surgeons for years. You'd be surprised what they can stomach during lunchtime conversation! - January 15, 2009 at 10:22 AM
- Amy.mangos said...
As a biology/neurology student, I can totally see people cutting that brain cake: "And once we've removed the temporal lobes- here's a slice for you, Jen- we can get a better view of the... oh, wait, it's all white cake textured. That DOES make it hard to identify the corpus callossum! Well, at least we have a nice frosting replica of the upper medulla..."
And the heart is pretty awesome! I've eaten chicken hearts, so I guess a cake heart doesn't bother me so much. In fact, it looks rather tasty!
The other organs, however, I'm not so fond of. - January 15, 2009 at 10:29 AM
- Mella said...
ok a kidney should be kidney shaped
And a question about the last cake .What is that black/dark thing which is draped over the liver - January 15, 2009 at 10:29 AM
The only thing that would make the intestines cake worse is to see some ice cream melting on the top of it.....
- January 15, 2009 at 10:31 AM
- Reformed Supermom said...
OMG....the abdominal cavity has me LMAO! :D
Rebecca - January 15, 2009 at 10:35 AM
- amyd said...
I'm assuming that these cakes were for events involving medical professionals...but after looking at actual internal organs all day long who on earth would want to eat a cake-simile of one?
- January 15, 2009 at 10:35 AM
The brain was enough to make me sick. I hate the squiggly ickiness of brains. And the tangle of nerve endings at the bottom? Come on. That is goshdang DISGUSTING. Now i have to go find and eat a delicious cake to put this out of my mind.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:38 AM
- Kate said...
ugh, I feel the dry heaves coming...
- January 15, 2009 at 10:39 AM
- Meg said...
You should visit the Body Worlds exhibits and then you'd be amazed and completely gleeful to get an abdominal cake!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:43 AM
- KimboSue said...
There are just some occasions that DO NOT require a cake!
- January 15, 2009 at 10:44 AM
- WILLOW TREE said...
Dear God Why?
- January 15, 2009 at 10:50 AM
I would eat the intestine cake.
(SSC cannibalism... om nom nom.) - January 15, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Registered nurse here. I love these cakes. Any other heath professionals out there? Notice that the heart cake has dark icing on the apex, indicating ischemia & an MI? Maybe it was made for a cardiologist.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:02 AM
- Willow said...
Those are just teh awesum!
- January 15, 2009 at 11:02 AM
I actually like these cakes for the most part. The brain cake is pretty impressive, but I could do without the weird squigglies. The digestive system cake is also notable, but the "Congrats Drew" message throws off the overall effect. I haven't checked, but I don't think I have a strip going diagonal on my liver.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:02 AM
- Willow said...
They don't call it gross anatomy for nuttin'! LOL! (And I can think of a ton of people who would order these cakes - interns, residents, anyone in medical or nursing school, etc....um...me?)
- January 15, 2009 at 11:03 AM
- joyce said...
I hesitate to ask what pathologist cakes look like. I would not want to give anyone ideas. If they do show up---can we save them for Halloween? Thanks.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:06 AM
- Robert said...
I think these are some of the best cakes that have been featured on the site. Methinks they may have been ordered for horror and/or med-school related festivities. That intestine cake screams zombie party. The heart might come from a Poe-themed festivity. The kidney may even be connected to a dedicated Joyce fan for Bloomsday. A to the brain, kidney, and intestines; A+ to the gorgeous heart.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM
I just threw up a little bit.
WV: retter - the noise you will make when you look at these cakes. - January 15, 2009 at 11:11 AM
- The Cheap-Arse Film Critic said...
That brain one...
... there are no words. - January 15, 2009 at 11:12 AM
- harmzie said...
I agree with Faith (& rare others) that these are great! I'd eat them, because when you cut it up & put it on a plate, it just looks like a piece of cake.
The whole intestinal cavity, in my opinion, was made wrecky by adding the cutesy ribbon & bows at the top left. Just do your writing on the stomach! - January 15, 2009 at 11:13 AM
- kerry said...
i've never much liked cake to begin with, but that last one... *gag*
- January 15, 2009 at 11:13 AM
I am a big fan...HUGE fan of Halloween, and I love Halloween-themed baked goods. But even I have the rule: if it's not APPETIZING don't make it! No one wants to eat stuff that looks gross.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Let me guess--the heart one is for Hannibal Lector's Valentine's Day party, right?
---Blue Jean
Word Verification="Upragi", the sound you make when you see these cakes and your breakfast decides to revisit you. - January 15, 2009 at 11:16 AM
- Unknown said...
Weird... I don't think my kidney wears lace. I'll have to ask.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:22 AM
- Heather said...
New t-shirt idea! Use photo number one with the caption, "This is your brain on cake wrecks."
- January 15, 2009 at 11:23 AM
- Melanie S said...
I must be a bit crazy. I quite like the heart. :) Yeah, I'm messed up in the head.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:24 AM
Those dangly bits at the bottom of the brain probably represent what would happen if you ripped the brain off the spinal cors- it's just a bunch of nerves.
Except for the kidney, all of them looked amazingly realistic. I could see them at retirement parties for a neurologist/brain surgeon, nephrologist, cardio-thoriac surgeon and GI docs retirement parties, respectively. - January 15, 2009 at 11:24 AM
Wait, what? These are CAKES? Are the decorators insane? Oh wait, that's the whole point of this blog.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Hee hee, I adore these and would eat them all! I can imagine some wonderful parties for crazy students with these, and I would totally have been one of those students in high school/college.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:33 AM
- Her. said...
Can someone please explain why in the HAIL someone would think intestines would make a good cake? Nasty.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:33 AM
Why do people think its a good idea to make cakes out of your insides? There is a reason we can't see them, lets keep it that way.
- January 15, 2009 at 11:34 AM
OMG...ewww...just EWWW!!!
There's a chocolate place in town that does a realistic model of a heart; they even consulted with a nearby hospital when creating it...but it's chocolate (dark, milk, or white), not colored to look real
they say you are what you eat...
wv: dipterm - someone who flunked midterms at cake school - January 15, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Oh, come on - you'll post these, but you won't post my thoracic cavity cake? (http://www.theyrecoming.com/extras/pumpkinfest03/) No fair! I admit I'm not a professional, but you admit that the heart might not be either!
And for all you doubters out there, I have served cakes just as gross as these (maybe grosser - mine ususally bleed when you cut them) to numerous people on numerous occasions, and only once did anyone refuse to eat them. He was a 4-year-old boy who was expecting a cupcake and could not be persuaded that the miniature human heart that we served him actually was a cupcake. His 2-year-old brother, however, devoured his heart cupcake with glee, after first breaking off the aorta and drinking the raspberry blood within.
I will admit that my cordial cherry eyeballs (http://www.theyrecoming.com/extras/zombiefest/index2.php) do occasionally meet with some resistance. - January 15, 2009 at 11:41 AM
- Cheron said...
Oh my. Just ... Oh My. I can almost see the brain (there are brain-shaped jello molds available), but the last one?
Word verification: puces. I nearly puces when I saw that last cake. - January 15, 2009 at 11:44 AM
- Leslie said...
If you really want a gross cake...
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/mmmm_gutsy_a_thorax_cake.php - January 15, 2009 at 11:47 AM
- Laura ~Peach~ said...
those are pretty cool.... I could see having those in an anatomy class ... excellent cakes!
- January 15, 2009 at 11:48 AM
- Hyena Overlord said...
Excellent work on the cakes. The only one I'd eat would be the brain. The sheen on the others kinda puts me off.
Good to hear that those kids are out of the house. Their parents need a smack with the clue bat.
wvotd wingles: "they used the Wingles technique to add a sheen to the G.I. tract cake." - January 15, 2009 at 11:50 AM
I'm actually kinda digging the Anatomy cakes. Maybe it's because I plan to be a nurse once I get into school, but I thnk these are mostly well done. That heart one especially is nicely made. I never thought anyone would ever make organ-themed cakes, but hey. The Internet has Rule 34, why can't cakes?
- January 15, 2009 at 11:50 AM
- Angela said...
- January 15, 2009 at 11:50 AM
- Hunnybee said...
The only one I have issues with is the last one. Why does it look like bugs are crawling over it?
- January 15, 2009 at 11:52 AM
- Jackierella said...
Another RN here, and I agree these are great for a hospital party or a fellow staff member birthday. The ribbon on the intestine cake is inappropriately placed, and should be moved off the organ entirely, it is taking away from the masterpiece of the human anatomy!
- January 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM
- Kathryn H said...
Is it just me, or does anyone else imagine they are smelling formaldehyde?
- January 15, 2009 at 12:07 PM
- Bedlam said...
these are great, perfect for medical parties.
- January 15, 2009 at 12:10 PM
My stomach is churning...
Im just... speechless. - January 15, 2009 at 12:13 PM
I guess if you can't bear for your cake creation to be eaten - this is the route you go? Or maybe they're made for research professionals who like the idea of celebrating birthdays in the lab - but know cake is not the healthiest thing to eat...
- January 15, 2009 at 12:16 PM
- Charly said...
Wooow. Unbelievable! It adds a whole new dimension to feeling guilty when you eat cake! Do you feel like you are eating someone? Eeeew! P.S. The "why I aorta..." was HILARIOUS! I laughed out loud.
- January 15, 2009 at 12:20 PM
- Charly said...
P.S. My husbands says the heart is a 'heart attack'...regarding the black part at the bottom. So, someone made a Heart Attack cake??? Congratulations on your Heart Attack???
- January 15, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Cut me off a piece of that bowel! Yum. Human tripe!!!
- January 15, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Is the white icing on the kidney supposed to be mold?
WV: "beelywow"--amazing in the manner of bees. - January 15, 2009 at 12:25 PM
- little gator said...
Someday I'll send you photos of the brain cake I made. - January 15, 2009 at 12:26 PM
- Kathy said...
That is SOOOO nasty! I was eating when I stopped by! Sick, sick, SICK!!
- January 15, 2009 at 12:37 PM
The brain is not supposed to have wiggly parts at the back.
The second pic is definitely a very flat kidney.
The intestines look very unhealthy. - January 15, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Let's hope that intestine cake isn't chocolate--who'd want to cut into an intestine, find it filled with brown material, and then eat that brown material? Blech.
- January 15, 2009 at 12:51 PM
- Unknown said...
"Seven Pounds" in cake form?
- January 15, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Whoa! I need a warning before I see a gross blog post like this!
I happened to read this while eating raw hamburger meat for breakfast. Thanks a lot. - January 15, 2009 at 1:07 PM
pooping brain, that is.
- January 15, 2009 at 1:12 PM
Wow! That heart cake reminds me of a patient I had this week who had blown out her apex (due to an MI [heart attack]) just like that cake represents. Spooky!
Plapple - January 15, 2009 at 1:14 PM
- Jamie said...
Ok, I have to admit: my friends and I occasionally hold zombie-themed parties (zombie games, zombie movies, zombie drinks), and if I could make a brain cake like that, I would do it in a heartbeat. A cold, undead heartbeat.
But those intestines are just gross. - January 15, 2009 at 1:18 PM
- Bailey's Leaf said...
Dare I ask, what is making the intestines glisten?
- January 15, 2009 at 1:19 PM
I'm so glad no one bought me a similar cake when I had my gall bladder removed.
- January 15, 2009 at 1:22 PM
- Ghost Rider said...
Ewww the shiney organs are the worst. Who thought that was a good idea?
- January 15, 2009 at 1:25 PM
Wow. These are awesome. I now have ideas for when my brother graduates from med school and my other brother graduates from nursing school. Sweet! ;)
- January 15, 2009 at 1:29 PM
My 4 year old said "is that food? eew, gross.."
- January 15, 2009 at 1:31 PM
- stewbert said...
- January 15, 2009 at 1:31 PM
- Teagan Blackthorne said...
My son is going to love it when I show him those.
- January 15, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Who would order a cake like these? Totally unappetizing!
- January 15, 2009 at 1:32 PM
- eli said...
I'm clearly in the minority here, but I don't think these are wrecks at all. They're all (except the kidney) expertly executed. After all, you can't hold the decorator responsible for a customer requesting a gross subject matter.
- January 15, 2009 at 1:34 PM
- Lizzy Leigh said...
I sent this to my friend who's a med student, and my niece who is a surgeon. They loved it!
- January 15, 2009 at 1:46 PM
- Mad Izatie said...
I can handle the brain and heart cakes (I think they're pretty awesome!) but the kidney is abit icky. As for the intestines? EWWWW I don't want to imagine what's the filling if I take a bite. GROSS.
- January 15, 2009 at 1:48 PM
- Michelle said...
to cake # 1: is that brain poop?
to cake # 4: what ARE those little red things?!?! tumors? parasites? leeches? little hemorrhages that might burst in your face as you cut the cake?
I'm pretty sure only a coroner could eat these cakes without wincing... - January 15, 2009 at 1:49 PM
- Cute Things in Paint said...
i think that second cake is actually a manta ray with an infection...
- January 15, 2009 at 1:51 PM
- Unknown said...
I'm a pathologist and deal with this all day. What a treat to see it celebrated! I'm impressed with the anatomical correctness of it (except the brain). Oh, and that's not a lung, that's the liver.. in the last one, Leslie. So they might not be appropriate for everyone's christmas party, but are these really wrecks?
- January 15, 2009 at 1:58 PM
- WM said...
OMG! Big EW, big ICK...I guess there really IS a cake for everything. Just EWWWWW
FYI for Jen: There was an article about Sugar, Butter, Flour Bakery in the SF Bay Area newspaper San Jose Mercury, AND...included in the sidebar was: "The opposite of Ace(of Cakes): Gallery of hilariously bad professional cakes, http://cakeswrecks.blogspot.com"
Way to go!!!
WV: ungsivel... These were very ungsivel designs. - January 15, 2009 at 1:59 PM
I kinda like 'em.
- January 15, 2009 at 2:01 PM
- Babes in Thriftland said...
I just want to say that I have seen a real brin before and it doesn't look like that at all! If we are going for realistic here people, at least do it right.
- January 15, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Omg that is ddddiiiissssguuuussstttiiinnnggggg! get my point?
ugh! - January 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Cool. Now I know what to get for George Romero's next birthday. (Just be glad that we're not making cakes for John Waters or Peter Jackson.)
- January 15, 2009 at 2:05 PM
- Dani said...
Well to give them credit they were pretty well done but why.....just why?
- January 15, 2009 at 2:13 PM
- Das Mutter said...
Um, why?
- January 15, 2009 at 2:23 PM
- The Rambler said...
I've never commented before but that last picture has forced me to say...
Who orders a cake like that AND then eats it? (Shudder)
Off to vomit in my mouth again. - January 15, 2009 at 2:37 PM
- Scritzy said...
I thought my nausea had eased up ... and now it's baaaaaaaaaaack ...
Word verification: bedum. These cakes bedum.
Unless you're a forensic pathologist. - January 15, 2009 at 2:49 PM
The Tin Man and the Scarecrow need to check out these bakeries!
Seriously, The brain and the heart ROCK! That's some skill right there I tell ya! - January 15, 2009 at 2:49 PM
- Betsey Langan said...
I wouldn't call these "wrecks" - I think they're (mostly) gorgeously executed. The exception is the kidney - it's a little flat and malformed looking. The abdominal cavity only weirded me out because it's too *square*. Well, that and the banner draped over the liver...
(Then again, I'm an MD, so I suspect I *am* the target audience here... - January 15, 2009 at 2:54 PM
- Tori G. said...
*looks at intestinal cake*
Are those...Are those sparkles covering it? - January 15, 2009 at 3:10 PM
- Brianna T said...
New CakeWrecks theme: Odd Concept Done Well. We've had a lot of those lately.
- January 15, 2009 at 3:16 PM
Eww. I've made cakes for bachelorette parties, but it was always the outsides of bodies, not the insides. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
- January 15, 2009 at 3:17 PM
- Abi said...
Kidney... ovary... eh - it's all cake. Don't think I'd eat it either way. Ick!
- January 15, 2009 at 3:22 PM
is there GLITTER on the intestinal cake? Seriously.. Well I guess if you go all the way to make a cake that looks like that.. edible glitter is another way to make it look realistic..
the first brain looked really good.. Maybe a birthday cake for that smart alek would thinks they know everything? - January 15, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Enough with Hitler Children!
Mmm. hot, grilled old-fashion sausages; fried liver, onions and mushrooms; blatwurst; breaded, deep-fried hearts & giblets; brain pate; soysauce & marrow on toast ... Where'd I put my turn-of-the century cookbooks again?
Oh, this is human? Nevermind.
Okay. So I'm one of those ghouls. These are great. - January 15, 2009 at 3:35 PM
- Thistledew Farm said...
- January 15, 2009 at 3:35 PM
The heart cake looks like it is having an aneurysm.
- January 15, 2009 at 3:41 PM
OK, those cakes are just totally cool...but then, I'm just a big geek.
I'm assuming the black part on the base of the heart is from an infarct? (That's a heart attack, for the lay folks).
I want one of those for my next birthday! I love anatomy and physiology. - January 15, 2009 at 3:57 PM
The intestine cake reminded me an awful lot of the hot dog cake a few posts back. Mind you, I use the term cake loosely in both instances.
- January 15, 2009 at 4:07 PM
How about a thoratic cavity cake, complete with instructions:
http://www.theyrecoming.com/extras/pumpkinfest03/ - January 15, 2009 at 4:18 PM
- Emily said...
- January 15, 2009 at 4:25 PM
- Bdubba said...
but you did not have the human thorax cake seen here....
Word verification: dowired
How you feel after drinking too much Mt. Dew. - January 15, 2009 at 4:27 PM
I've taken anatomy class, and I have to say, those are pretty good.
Disturbing, but good. - January 15, 2009 at 4:33 PM
- Velvetgirlgjqs said...
I'm the first!! Nurses Unite! These all had to be for Nurses in training - Doctors are GOD, so they don't need the help!!!! This site is the greatest!! Keep Wrecking!!!
GJQS! - January 15, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Wrong. Just wrong. Just very, very, wrong.
- January 15, 2009 at 4:54 PM
- little gator said...
Barbara Jo-the tinyurl I posted was to your thorax cake.
- January 15, 2009 at 4:57 PM
- Unknown said...
Aw but the end of the large intestine has a lovely smiley face on it! Like a snake!
Kat - January 15, 2009 at 5:03 PM
I would eat any of these, and I'd buy one for an office party to if I was a surgeon or med student. They were done very well, and people who deal with these real organs all of the time would not find them revolting.
It'd be funn to cut them up also. - January 15, 2009 at 5:16 PM
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I cracked up at "splorfed".... did you coin that term, and may I use it? - January 15, 2009 at 5:25 PM
- the ginabean said...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW! Who could actually make oneself take a bite out of any of these? Especially the last one? (It looks like it was cut fresh from a human body, all wet with bodily fluids and all. EW!)
- January 15, 2009 at 5:39 PM
- sendingtheclowns said...
The kidney cake looks like a giant whoopee cushion to me!
The heart one looks like an engine block with those fancy, hot-rod style, colored manifold thingies coming out of it; neither is something I'd want to consume, have under my hood OR in my chest cavity.
=^--^= - January 15, 2009 at 5:56 PM
- Liz said...
I'm impressed and slightly disturbed by these...impressed because they look enough like the real thing to be identifiable, and disturbed because I can't imagine what occasion might call for a giant internal organ cake.
I have to agree with the other posters who pointed out that the kidney is too flat, although I am impressed with the addition of the renal artery & ureter, out of proportion though they may be...btw, I manage a nephrology practice. :) - January 15, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Jen, I'm impressed that you had the, er, guts... to include that one [G].
- January 15, 2009 at 6:50 PM
Damn, I would love to have a cake like these.
- January 15, 2009 at 7:04 PM
- jo said...
These cakes are perfect for nurses who think nothing of sitting at the table & talk 'work' stuff - vomit, bowel movements, snot etc, etc wouldn't bat an eyelid & appreciate the work/detail involved.
- January 15, 2009 at 7:15 PM
- Sanitoid said...
Nurses would totally be all about those cakes. I love them!
- January 15, 2009 at 7:17 PM
- Brigid Keely said...
Wow, those cakes are really awesome! I would totally eat them.
Barbara Jo, your cakely efforts are off the wall amazing. WOW! - January 15, 2009 at 7:20 PM
- Zhoen said...
Great brain.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:03 PM
- Zombie Edward said...
I like the brain cake with the exception of the squiddly things at the bottom.
- January 15, 2009 at 8:07 PM
- BurntCupcake said...
Those intestines really do not look cakey at all! The top with the lungs etc looks like cake but those intestines look like sausages!
A closer look is definitely needed. - January 15, 2009 at 8:22 PM
- E.A.D. said...
I wasn´t even sure of what the kidney cake was supposed to be at first! It didn´t look quite like a brain to me.
How can I put this delicately? The intestinal one....the large intestine looks like someone botched a whole bunch of circumsions and then a cannibal stole the parts and made them into a necklace. Wow.
WV: dosess - I will need three dosses of beer after seeing these cakes! - January 15, 2009 at 8:51 PM
Some of them look downright pitiful, but the heart and first brain looked great, imo.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:03 PM
What does the colon one say? Congratulations? (Or congradulatons?)
- January 15, 2009 at 9:03 PM
- K said...
ewwww.. The first one actually looks pretty neat, but the others are just plain gross
- January 15, 2009 at 9:16 PM
Wow. Those are great. The heart in particular is really nicely done, and I love the concepts...though I'm not sure I'd want to eat the intestine cake. Eep.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:22 PM
I think it's time to remember what criteria a cake must meet in order to be considered a "wreck." "A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons."
So...Yeah. These all work. *shudder*
WV: cobblept: adept at cobbling together strange decorations and calling it good. As in, those mohawk baby carrot jockeys sure were put together by a cobblept. - January 15, 2009 at 9:26 PM
- Kel said...
I'm not queasy, but thinking about eating that made me sick.
- January 15, 2009 at 9:38 PM
- Handsome Anderson said...
These cakes belong in that Body World exhibition of traveling preserved body bits. I am fasinated yet it gives me a headache. I want one!
- January 15, 2009 at 9:55 PM
- Procrastinateher said...
Oooh reminds me of a cake I may or may not have tried to send you the link to, which has a few organs in a white chocolate ribcage. Can't remember it now, don't think it was professional. But it sure was interesting... if you like to pretend you're a cannibal by making cakes look like people parts, I guess.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:05 PM
- cygirlkat said...
Perversely impressive....
WV: exessen. I can't think of a better post to have had that one. - January 15, 2009 at 10:31 PM
- punxxi said...
the brain and the heart are totally awesome...me love em long time, but then, i worked in e.r and o.r. for a million years. hospital people would love those cakes...even the intestines! yumyum num nummmy
- January 15, 2009 at 10:31 PM
- robyn said...
I dunno...being an OR nurse, I think they're kindof cool. And there would be good opportunities to have a cake like that--passing one's board exam, having an organ transplant, etc.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Personally, I don't find these to be gross at all, but amazing instead. Of course, I'm in school to become a doctor, so maybe I'm just really into things like that.
- January 15, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Mmmm, brains...
- January 15, 2009 at 11:00 PM
- Amy said...
Ack! And people actually ATE these???
Sickos... - January 15, 2009 at 11:07 PM
- tottergirl said...
That last one is really cool!
- January 15, 2009 at 11:08 PM
Disgusting. Ok, WHY would anyone want such a cake (any of them) and WHY make them? Yuk. That last one - gee, a cake for science class or what?
- January 15, 2009 at 11:43 PM
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ROME, Italy – In the largest-ever meeting of its kind, INTERPOL has brought together close to 100 Justice, Home Affairs and Security Ministers from around the globe to focus on criminal violence issues ranging from human trafficking to terrorist activities.
The Ministerial meeting, which opened today and marks the beginning of the four-day (5 – 8 November) 81st INTERPOL General Assembly with the theme 'Challenges for Police Facing Contemporary Violence', will serve as a forum for more than 1,000 delegates from some 170 countries to identify viable strategies to effectively prevent, repress and respond to the changing modes of contemporary criminal violence.
The ministers will look at critical questions including what factors have led to the expansion and aggravation of criminal violence, what skills and strategies can better prepare their countries to combat violent crime, whether existing legal frameworks meet law enforcement's needs and what partnerships or cooperative efforts can sustainably counter criminal violence today.
In her opening remarks, Italian Minister of Interior Annamaria Cancellieri said that combating crime was a very complex issue, with states limited by national jurisdictions while criminals are not.
"Crime can expand beyond national borders and identify opportunities to escape law enforcement, and that is why international cooperation is required. In this respect, INTERPOL as a relentless driver of international police cooperation is the one and only means to defend citizens from criminal threats which countries cannot achieve alone," said Minister Cancellieri.
To this end, the Italian Minister called on the international community to help 'step up' international police cooperation and help INTERPOL expand its operations so that all police officers have access to its global services against transnational crime.
INTERPOL President Khoo Boon Hui said the Ministerial meeting would provide a platform for greater global cooperation and action against transnational criminal violence at a time when it was expanding and profiting from developments in technology and economic instability.
"In a world where borders can be the best weapon in the hands of criminals, we now see countries worldwide choose cooperation across continents, languages and cultures to better identify and counter security threats," said Mr Khoo.
INTERPOL Secretary General Ronald K. Noble outlined the operational challenges presented by contemporary violence and experienced by many INTERPOL member countries.
"While our strategies have immensely evolved over time, the threats we face today remain formidable because criminal violence constantly changes shape. The changing nature of criminal violence is exacerbated because an extremely violent event today in one country can easily and quickly be felt in other countries, with violence spreading like wildfire," said Mr Noble.
In this respect the Ministerial gathering heard that the global intensity, speed and frequency of today's criminal violence was 'unprecedented', with every year an estimated 500,000 people dying as a result of lethal violence and nine out of 10 of these deaths resulting from crime and terrorism, not conflicts.
"It is violence that cannot be contained by traditional means, and which brought us all into a new era. It is therefore time for us to share experiences and ideas for how to respond to these new challenges in repelling or reducing criminal violence within our member countries," said the INTERPOL Chief.
"We will take your experience, your insights and share them with all of our 190 member countries and their police services. We know that the police will have an important role to play in any solution developed by you. For its part, INTERPOL will develop new tools and services, as we support your police and law enforcement authorities in the field around the clock."
"We will work with you to build their capacity through training and enhance their infrastructure to make sure they are always connected in real time with each other – and to ensure that whenever criminal violence will strike or will threaten your population, they won't be alone against it," Secretary General Noble told the Ministers.
A joint Ministerial declaration will be issued at the conclusion of the day's meeting to identify a course of action which can be adapted to the unique security situations of cities, nations and regions, supported by greater shared intelligence and increased use of INTERPOL'S global tools and services.


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Leather vest - suede-finish lambskin with drip-proof exterior and dust-resistant interior. Unlined garment makes for a light, appealing construction - front patch pockets with flap - button-up front - toggle adjustment on back half-belt - KA/NOA logo horn buttons - inner triple utility pocket. Refined, elegant vest - soft and light - adapts to stylish outfits worn over a shirt or sweater with light wool, linen or cotton trousers. Made in Italy.
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Superlight suede-finish lambskin - drip-proof exterior and dust-resistant interior - fluid sophisticated. during the final stages to ensure superb shine in the finished shoe. Leather sourced from specialized Italian tanneries.
We offer a couple of different options for shipping depending on where you want the order to be delivered. In general, we ship with Swiss Post, DHL or FedEx. On the cart page, you will find a shipping rate calculator that you can use to calculate the exact shipping fees for your order.
Taxes & Duties
Please note, for orders outside of Switzerland, taxes and duties may be due on reception of your order. This depends on the regulations in your country. These orders will be sold free of Swiss taxes.
Returns & Exchanges
We want your experience with KA/NOA to be memorable, easy and a continued one. Therefore we will be very happy to help you make your selection (in order to choose the style and sizes do not hesitate to email or call us) and of course, we accept also returns or exchanges.
We are a human-size company and we are here to help and satisfy your needs, including when you need to return purchased goods.
We are very proud of our quality and products, but we are not immune to mistakes, therefore if an item appears to be damaged upon delivery, please request a return or exchange within 14 days from the date your order is received.
To request a return or exchange please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.com specifying the reasons for the return (damaged or return) and just post the package to our attention.
We only accept returns or exchanges of damaged items purchased from kanoaitalia.com.
Obviously, Items must be unused, unwashed and in their original condition (including packaging, labels and hanger if any) and we expect you to be fair with us.
Once your return is received and inspected, we will notify you if your return is accepted or declined.
If your return is accepted, your refund will be processed and applied to the original method of payment.
Note that refunds can take up to 7-10 business days to appear on your bank account due to varying processing times between financial organizations.
Shipping Fees
Shipping fees are non-refundable except in case of a defect product (obviously we will reimburse the total shipping costs in this case). The original shipping fee will be deducted from your refund.
Do not wash. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Iron low temperature, max 100°. Dry cleaning with any solvent except betrachlorethylene.


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100% medical grade TPE Material
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Steel Skeleton with Movable Joints
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Material: Medical grade TPE
Full Chest: 93 cm / 36.6 in
Lower Chest: 71 cm / 28 in
Waist: 85 cm / 33.5 in
Hips: 98 cm / 38.6 in
Weight: 24 kg / 52.9 lbs
Vagina depth: 17 cm / 6.7 in
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Anal depth: 17 cm / 6.7 in
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PopTorso Offers Free Shipping Service WorldWide! At PopTorso, we strive to provide you with with the best convenient shipping options. But due to domestic import laws in different couries, we DO NOT SHIP to the following destinations: Islamic countries, India, African countries, Brazil, and Moldova.
Once your order is shipped, you will receive an email from us. In this email, there is the tracking information for your packages as well as the logistics website in which you can trace your order at. You can check your package delivery time at any time on your order details page.
Sex Doll Torso Delivery Time (2 Parts)
Part 1: Factory Direct Shipping Delivery Time
Default In Stock Sex Doll Fast Shipping
All default factory in stock sex torso are direct shipped from our factory. If you order a default sex doll torso without customization functions, the estimated delivery time for the default standard product is 7 working days. We understand that receiving your order as quickly as possible is important to you, so we will strive our best to deliver it to you even faster.
Customized Sex Doll Delivery Time
*At present, all customized orders are temporarily produced directly by our factory and will be completed in 1 week. The estimated delivery time for your product depends on various factors such as production and shipping. After production, it usually takes about 2 weeks for the package to reach you. The delivery time in sum from completing production to receiving the package is approximately 3 weeks.
Part 2: Warehouse In-stock Sex Doll Delivery Time
The delivery time for your order consists of two parts:
Order processing time: We process all orders within 24-48 hours on weekdays. After processing, orders are shipped within 48-72 hours on weekdays.
*Please note that weekends and holidays are not considered business days.
Shipping time: The shipping time is approximately 3-5 business days.
NOTE*: If you would like to pick up your package at a FedEx/UPS store, please specify your local FedEx/UPS store address when placing your order. If you need to drop it off at a FedEx/UPS store because you're out of home for some reason, please let us know your local FedEx/UPS store address before it is shipped.
PopTorso Partnered with FedEx and UPS to Ensure Timely Delivery
By working with these reputable logistics companies, PopTorso can guarantee the quality and reliability of our delivery services. We understand that timely delivery is crucial for customer satisfaction, and our partnership with UPS and FedEx allows us to meet and exceed our customers' expectations.
Customs Duties and Taxes
In some countries, import taxes might be required at delivery. It usually around $100, depending on the doll. The buyer is responsible for import taxes and fees. We will provide the assistance you need during this process. So, you don't have to worry too much, relax, it's not a big deal.
NOTE*: Customers in the US do not need to pay any import taxes and fees. But, if you choose a torso sex doll in stock from a cross-border warehouse, for example: a Canadian customer chooses a sex doll from a US warehouse, you will need to pay some fees, and the specific fees are determined according to international tariff laws. If both sides belong to the same EU country, you do not need to pay any additional fees.
Here are some of the countries in Europe that do not have to pay customs duties: United Kingdom, Netherlands, Germany, France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Poland, Slovenia, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Croatia, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Austria, Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Hungary, Greece, Portugal, Italy, and Spain.
Some tariff-free countries or regions in Asia: Japan, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia, Philippines, Vietnam, Myanmar, and Cambodia.
Note: Due to distance, $200 will be charged for the package to Hawaii and Alaska regions.
Privacy is Our Priority: Discreet Shipping to Protect Your Information:
At our company, we understand the importance of keeping your privacy intact. That's why we take great care to ensure that all our sex dolls are shipped in packaging that is entirely covert.
When your order is delivered, you can rest assured that it will arrive in a plain, unbranded brown box. The contents of the package will remain unknown to the handler or courier, protecting your confidentiality every step of the way.
How to Track Your Order?
We will send you the tracking number for your package through email. Please note that the package may not be updated for 1-3 days on the way to the courier company. If it has not been updated for a long time, don't hesitate to contact us at email@example.com.
Track your order through the link below:
Still Not Receiving Your Order?
If you have not received your package even though the delivery status on the official website of the courier company says it has been delivered, don't hesitate to contact the courier company and notify us immediately.
Upon receiving your package, please check the package carefully for any damage. If the outer box is open or the product packaging is damaged, take photos or videos immediately and make a claim to the courier company. If necessary, we will assist you in making a claim.
If you receive the wrong product, please provide photographic evidence to the courier company for claim. Once we confirm the mistake, we will arrange a reissued product for you.
If you need to return your product, please get in touch with us at firstname.lastname@example.com via email.
Please do not reject or return the product directly. Also, note that the shipping address on the packaging box cannot be used directly for return or exchange. After checking the situation, we will arrange a return or exchange for you. Please ensure that the internal plastic packaging of the doll is unopened.
Finally, we do not deliver to P.O. boxes. To ensure your package arrives successfully, please provide a physical street address as your shipping address.
How Do I Change My Delivery Address?
Please contact us as soon as you realize you need to change the delivery address as once it is shipped we cannot change the address. Contact Customer Service Phone: (+1)2512615384 ( or email to email@example.com) Immediately!
Christmas & New Year's Day Warm Tips:
The Christmas and New Year's Day holiday arrangements for the US warehouse are as follows:
Christmas: From December 23rd to December 26th (Saturday to Tuesday), the US warehouse will be closed for 4 days;
New Year's Day: From December 30th to January 1st (Saturday to Monday), the US warehouse will be closed for 3 days;
During the holidays, there will be no door-to-door logistics, and orders will be postponed to the first working day after the holidays. Please arrange your order plan in advance.
During the holidays and a few days after the holidays, there are always logistics delays, please be informed!
Poptorso is committed to providing customers with high quality sex doll torsos. Every order is thoroughly inspected, tested and photographed before leaving the factory. Any item designed to come into contact with any body part or liquid is non-returnable and not for resale. This is for the health, safety and peace of mind of our customers. Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used and therefore cannot be returned.
With limited exceptions, we do not offer prepaid return labels; you are responsible for the shipping costs of your return.
Returns and Refunds
When you receive your order, be sure to inspect the product carefully to ensure it is in good condition. If you find any defects or damage, please do not use it and send us pictures or videos within 24 hours. Products that have already been used, even if the order is incorrect, will not be processed.
We do not offer refunds or returns for any reason other than the product arriving damaged.
Items must be returned within 30 days of delivery date. Our policies are valid for 30 days. Unfortunately, if 30 days have passed since your purchase, we are unable to provide you with a return or exchange. You must contact us at email@example.com to let us know about the issue. When sending information about a defect via email, please have the following information ready: your order number, your name, and the nature of the defect. Please return the item in its original packaging to the address we provide you within 7 days of issuance of the RMA. Returns without original packaging will not be accepted, so please retain all packaging within the 30 day return period. Any items returned must contain all original parts and packaging, batteries (if applicable), cords, controllers, blank warranty cards, instructions, etc. If you have additional questions or issues, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.com.
Warm reminder: The product does not support returns or exchanges without reason!
Item must be unworn and have original tags attached.
We are not responsible for any return packages that may be lost or stolen in transit.
When sending your return, please retain your proof of postage and/or return tracking number.
Returns will be processed within 5-7 business days after your item is delivered to us.
Damaged, defective or incorrect items must be reported within 7 days of delivery.
30 days return, one year warranty
Customers can contact us within 30 days of receiving the item. If you receive a defective or damaged item, the wrong size, or the wrong product, please contact us immediately at email@example.com.
How to reach us
Contact us and describe the problem in detail, including the reason for the return, as well as your order number and SKU product number. For items that are defective, incorrect, or not as described, please send us a clear picture or video of the problem.
Our solution:
1. Responsibilities of POPTORSO:
If our company is responsible for the issue, we will allow the item to be returned to our warehouse for a refund or exchange.
Once the item is received, we will refund the full price of the original product and shipping charges or resend a replacement free of charge at our expense. Use this solution only if Poptorso.com is responsible for shipping the wrong item.
2. Customer Responsibilities
Incorrect order (item size) or unwanted items, within 7 days of receipt of goods.
We can also allow returns if the customer wants to return the item for their own reasons. In this case, the customer will be responsible for the following two parts:
Shipping costs both ways (to and from our warehouse)
20% of the total order value. (Platform payment transaction fees, labor commissions and service fees)
Customers need to provide us with the shipping tracking number and proof of payment, and we will arrange a refund immediately upon receipt of these.
Satisfaction guaranteed
Your satisfaction is our top priority!
If you are not satisfied with your order, please contact us within 30 days of receiving the product to request a return. Our customer service team will provide you with an RMA form and our return address. All return shipping costs are at the customer's expense.
Additional Notes About Warranty
All returns must first be approved by our customer service team; if approved, you will be issued an RMA form. Returns without an RMA form will not be accepted.
All returned items must be in new condition, unused, unworn, with all original tags and their original packaging.
If the customer requests a refund, we will refund the original product cost upon receipt of the returned item. All shipping charges and original shipping charges for returns are non-refundable.
We do not accept returns on any discounted items unless the customer received the wrong item or the item is defective.
Compensation time frame
For returned items or exchange items, we will allow 3-6 business days after we receive your item to process resolution.
Please contact our Contact Us for further assistance. We will do our best to assist you and respond to all messages within 48 hours.
If you have any questions, please contact us at (+1)2512615384 or firstname.lastname@example.com for assistance.
US Warehouse Return Address:
Address I: 2125 Gateway Blvd, Hebron Kentucky 41048 US
Address 2: 18501 Arenth Ave, City of Industry California 91748 US
Note: Different brands of sex dolls have different return addresses. If you cannot confirm the specific warehouse return address of the sex doll torso, please contact our customer service team at email@example.com for confirmation!
Poptorso guarantees a superior quality torso sex dolls experience and provides resources to ensure it is easy to maintain. This guide offers essential tips for tending to your sex doll torso:
Essential for Sex Doll Torso Accessories Maintaining Your Sex Torso Doll:
- Sex Doll Tunnel Cleaning Kit
- Mild liquid Soap or Sulfate-free Soap
- Soft Sponge or Soft Cloth (micro-fiber)
- Sex Doll Renewal Powder
- Sex Doll Absorbent Stick
- Dry Soft Towel or Cloth
How to Clean Your Realistic Sex dolls Torso?
Poptorso recognizes the hassle and difficulty of keeping an item clean. This is why all our products employ TPE, silicone or Ultra-Soft silicone materials, giving you the benefit of an easy-to-clean product. To ensure your Poptorso Sex Torso is properly sanitized, follow these cleaning steps:
Prior to cleaning, remove any pointed items from your hands to avoid causing damage to the sex doll torsos.
- Utilize a tunnel washer tool to apply a mixture of mild soap and clean water to the openings of the sex doll. Apply the solution of mild soap and clean water to the external material of the sex torso doll.
- Gently scrub the exterior of the torso sex doll with hands and rinse with clean water.
- Fill the tunnel washer with freshly distilled water and ensure that all cavities are properly rinsed of all particulate matter.
- Gently clean the area with a soft cloth or sponge to remove excess moisture.
- Insert an absorbent rod into the doll's openings. Gently push the doll's sides together to help the rod absorb water inside. Carefully remove the rod once the interior is dry.
- For optimal skin dryness and softness, apply baby powder to the doll after wiping it off with a clean cloth. Lightly brush the powder over the skin using a soft brush.
Poptorso Deluxe Sex Doll Care Kit provides comprehensive cleaning supplies for your torso sex dolls, ensuring they remain in pristine condition. This kit includes everything you need to give your sex torso dolls the best care.
How to Take Care of Your Torso Sex Dolls?
Poptorso has selected silicone & TPE sex dolls for their ease of maintenance. Our unique silicone production methods ensure dolls with lower oil content, making maintenance a breeze. Here are a few tips for a simple cleaning plan:
- If your sex doll appears to be oily, consider applying a light dusting of baby powder, flour, or corn starch to the surface.
- Apply a light dusting of powder using a powder brush for best results.
Prolonged storage of the sex torso doll requires extra care; clean it thoroughly and make sure it is completely dry before applying renewal powder.
What Methods Can be Used to Eliminate Stains or Coloration?
Organic silicon and TPE sex torso dolls are usually not easy to reflect pigmentation. However, if paint or other cosmetics are used to paint paint, it may be stained. During use, wearing dark clothes for your sex dolls is also safe. However, it is important to take off black clothes. If sexual dolls are stored in dark clothes for a long time, it is more likely to change color.
These guidelines provide instruction tips:
- Put on gloves prior to using the Sex Doll Stain Remover.
- Using a clean cloth or gloves to protect your hands, evenly spread onto the stained area the necessary amount of sex doll stain remover or apply a thick layer if the stain is set in.
- Typically, stains can be eliminated within 24 hours. After successful stain removal, clean the area to prevent discoloration of the material.
- Timely action is essential when it comes to treating a stain, as if it seeps into the material of the sex doll too deeply, it may be impossible to be eliminated.
- If left in a stained area longer than 48 hours, the skin tone may lighten in that area.
Sex Doll Torso Storage
Store your sex doll torsos in a cool, dry location. We recommend maintaining the product's original packaging for easy storage when not in use and to ensure your privacy is respected.
Other options for storage:
- Closets that can be locked
- Under the bed
- Traveling bags
- Garment bags
- Your basement
Storage and Handling Warnings:
- Storing sex dolls in direct sunlight should be avoided, as it can lead to discoloration.
- To mitigate bacterial growth, our sex doll torso should not be placed in damp places, such as bathrooms.
- Avoid keeping the chest and buttocks in contact with the floor for extended periods of time, as this can lead to discomfort.
Maintenance Warnings!!
- It is recommended to refrain from using abrasive soaps or any harsh cleaning agents.
- Rough or pointy surfaces can cause abrasions on your sex doll.
- Excessive stress can compromise the skin and bones.
- Avoid products with alcohol-based ingredients, as these can be drying*.
- It is recommended that you seek technical assistance when using any solvent.
- It is not recommended to utilize silicone-based lubricants/products.
- Do not tightly pack or wear dark clothing on your sex dolls, as this can cause discoloration.
Contact our Technology Support Team for more technical information: email@example.com.
What are sex doll torsos?
The sex doll torso is a lightweight, lifelike sex doll, made from safe medical grade TPE or silicone materials and weighing between 0-30kg. Featuring realistic genitals and breasts, and additional sex doll heads for added realism, it's perfect for experiencing vaginal, anal, breast, and oral sex, with textured internal passages realistically stimulating the penis. Let you enjoy the ultimate pleasure every day.
In addition, you also can experience a brand new kind of pleasure with the Male Sex Doll Torso in POPTORSO. These Male Torso Sex Dolls feature a lifelike dildo, its realistic shape and size penetrate the anal and fill it with intense stimulation that can be further enhanced with the motion of the body rocking. Enjoy a whole new level of self-pleasure with these unique female masturbation torso sex dolls.
Is Poptorso.com legit? Is POPTORSO a scam or legit?
Yes. POPTORSO is an online shop for legit high-quality sex doll torsos and not a scam. In this regard, POPTORSO promises that all sex doll torsos are authentic. Since 2019, POPTORSO has established partnerships with many of the most well-known doll brands and become their main certified distributors, such as Tantaly, Yeloly, Qita, Irontech, Sanhui, etc.
When you buy Sex doll torsos of all brands in our store, you will also receive a card with a security code. You can verify the authenticity by entering the verification code on the official website of the corresponding brand. We are not only an online reality doll torsos store, but also a top sex doll torsos manufacturer.
Since 2015, we have been in the sex doll industry for more than 8 years. To ensure fast shipment to customers, we have seven warehouses overseas. We are confident in fulfilling our commitment to you. We are committed to building long-term relationships with our customers, not just quick sales. Our online store is also registered and verified with WordPress. We offer secure payment options and SSL encryption on our website. We avoid fraud and ensure your privacy.
How to clean a sex doll torso?
Sex doll torso in general can be pretty burdensome to clean. The absence of removable inner sleeves, as well as the fact they are made from porous TPE, makes clean torso sex dolls particularly tricky. Firstly, flush warm water and sex toy cleaner into the orifices to remove any leftover lubricant and bacteria. To fully dry we recommend using a moisture remover such as an absorbent stick to fully remove any liquid. Finally, give the rest of the doll a thorough rub down with an antibacterial cloth. Always refer to the manufacturer's instructions to be safe.
Porous materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, and Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of sex doll torsos, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these torso sex dolls with mild soapy water and dry them gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your dolls are completely dry before storing them.
Non-propous materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel, and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your sex doll torso contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel sex doll torsos without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilization.
If your sex doll torso contains electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them, and always check the instructions provided with the sex doll torso. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.


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An estate that's as comfortable on muddy fields as it is on city streets, the Outback refresh for 2018 further enhances a practical, capable car that's brilliantly safe on the road. Stylish, spacious and refined, Outback takes you further. New Outback boasts an array of updates including an upgraded interior and infotainment system (with DAB radio and Apple CarPlay™ and Android Auto™ functionality); front and side view monitors to minimise blind spots and make tight manoeuvres easier than ever; and LED steering responsive headlights.
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X-Mode with Hill Descent Control makes climbing and descending steep, extreme terrain in the Outback controlled, calm and worry-free. When activated, X-Mode with Hill Descent Control takes command of the engine, transmission, Symmetrical All-Wheel Drive, brakes, and other components to provide the best traction and grip in difficult conditions. Hill Descent Control moderates speed and braking for you when going downhill, allowing you to concentrate on steering.
Subaru's advanced driver assist technology which offers Outback drivers a second pair of eyes. A high-resolution two camera system detects and interprets the environment, accurately tracking things like vehicles, motorcycles, bicycles and pedestrians.


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