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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Wrecktopia of Cornucopias
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Not bad, not bad - although my teeth are hurting just looking at that ginormous mound of icing, Kat K. Still, there was skill involved in the execution, and here on Wrecks - as in life - we do our best to focus purely on surface beauty. So, moving on.
Hm, we seem to be veering into "ice cream cone filled with flowers" territory, Jana. Still, not horrendous. Next?
Hey, Jessica H., are we sure this is for Thanksgiving? 'Cuz that looks like a burlap Christmas stocking.
Ack! Shiny poo pile! Keep moving, K.R.! Keep moving!
Ah, this is better. A nice, comfy shag rug. Although, what's that on the side?
Oh heck no, Jill S., they did NOT just ice all over the sides of those paper wrappers, did they? Well, there went the whole "Cupcake-cakes aren't as messy" argument. Plus, with those candy corns and green squigglies and all, it looks like someone upchucked over the edge. Yelch.
Of course, you could go to the other extreme:
Jaime L., these cupcakes aren't all iced together into one solid mass, which means two things:
1) By my definition, it's not *technically* a cupcake cake - maybe more like a "cupcake mosaic". A really lazy mosaic, sure, but still not as evil as a CCC.
2) By anyone's definition, it's not *technically* decorated. A scattering of plastic flotsam does not a decorated cake make.
And speaking of cupcake cakes: some of you took me to task yesterday for failing to point out the CCCs in the Fall Fumbles line up. And yet, when I DO hold up those wrecktastic creations for the derision they are so rightly due, others of you complain that I'm harping on CCCs too much. It's like my own personal Kobayashi Maru, honestly. Anyway, rest assured, dear readers, that my left eye continues to twitch uncontrollably with every CCC posting whether I point out its inherent structural deformity or not.
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- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
Jen, the only thing I would take you to task for is not celebrating ginormous mounds of icing. That's the only thing positive I can find in some of these wrecks.
word verification: scressep...that's the sound my belly makes after eating a ginormous mound of icing, but so worth it. - November 25, 2008 at 9:05 AM
- grimmjak said...
I'm impressed that you managed to work in a good Star Trek reference during a discussion of cakes.
I'm not impressed, however, with the cakes.
I couldn't possibly bring myself to eat any of that vomity poo. - November 25, 2008 at 9:08 AM
That last one looks like a rear view of Carmen Miranda!
Monique D. - November 25, 2008 at 9:18 AM
It's a good thing you told us these were cornucopias....other than the first one...I never would have guessed.
- November 25, 2008 at 9:20 AM
- Unknown said...
I have finally cleared up the mystery of where these wrecktastic decorators come from. They are obviously kindergartners re-assigned a new life in the witness protection program. My 5- and 7-year-old daughters clued me in when they looked at the cakes and asked, "What makes that one a wreck? It looks like our art project last week". And now we know where our tax dollars are going...
Baffled Mommy - November 25, 2008 at 9:20 AM
- Christine said...
Thank you for ensuring I will not suffer any weight gain this holiday, since looking at those poor cornucopias drowning in their own icing has rendered me completely nauseated. Excellent examples of wrecks, though.
- November 25, 2008 at 9:21 AM
- Craig said...
Wait a minute. Kobyashi Maru? And recently we had both Douglas Adams and Doctor Who references. Jen, are you...a geek? (and I ask that in the most positive way possible)
- November 25, 2008 at 9:21 AM
- HorribleLicensePlates said...
Mounds of poo galore!
- November 25, 2008 at 9:28 AM
I think they need a whole separate class at Wilton: how NOT to make brown icing look like a pile of poop.
And why on earth would you frost the sides of paper wrappers? I remember when I was a kid I had a few classmates that were so over excited by cupcakes that they'd eat them wrappers and all. Maybe the decorator was just trying to make them more palatable. :-P - November 25, 2008 at 9:30 AM
- Etiquette Bitch said...
ugh! i declare a ban on all cccs.
my first thought on CW2 was "harpsichord."
happy thanksgiving, all! - November 25, 2008 at 9:33 AM
Hmmm...cornucopias...I like the name, but that's about it. They almost always look cheap with plastic fruits and greenery from whatever craft store the owner bought them at 25 years ago...Since I don't like them in the first place, I can't objectively judge these wrecks...so I've come to the conclusion that these should be rated on how many identifiable edibles are represented. So...here we go...
The first one is nice...I mean red=apple, orange = orange or a very mini pumpkin, the grapes are obvious...but what does the yellow equal? Bananas? Peppers? If this thing is made to scale (rriiight) then those are either the tiniest bananas on the planet or the largest grapes. B+
The second one...not quite as good...Are those flowers or fruits? But I give props for trying to make it look like something other than a blob of icing. So...you get a B-
The third...hmmm...blobs of color does not a fruit make, so I think you're going to have to take a C
The fourth one...oh, dear....what in the world is that yellow circle-like object with the brown stripes supposed to represent? I'm pretty sure I've never seen a fruit or a veggie I'm willing to eat that looks like that...purple grape-eque blobs...and the poo basket....I'm afraid you get a D
Number 5....what in the world were you thinking? candy corn? neither a fruit nor a veggie...blobs of orange and yellow, squiggles of green and purple...AND A CCC...oh dear...D- for you.
The last....You FAIL...simply because plastic, irridescent, shiny fruit is neither edible nor attractive...not to mention the CCC issue....so big fat F for you!
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen...tune in next time for Judge that Cake Wreck!
~Bonnie B~ - November 25, 2008 at 9:34 AM
"A scattering of plastic flotsam" is henceforth how I will describe LA.
Word verification: stomina...one's ability to sustain interest in packing the car for a long Thanksgiving road trip. - November 25, 2008 at 9:36 AM
Ah, Yes.
Can you say "Star Trek Shrine?"
Geek On! - November 25, 2008 at 9:37 AM
- Angie McCullagh said...
The stocking: sure it's for Thanksgiving. See the leaves?
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com) - November 25, 2008 at 9:42 AM
- searching_for_something said...
Nice, just want I wanted to look at, Shiny poo as I was eating breakfast! Umm
- November 25, 2008 at 9:48 AM
- Amanda said...
I second the notion that, besides the first example, I would not have known what these were supposed to be without assistance.
And I have to say it.....a cornucopia CAKE? That old horn of plenty is supposed to be overflowing with fruits and vegetables and grains and other wholesome things. So...let's re-create that with mounds and mounds of frosting, shall we? No dear, I don't need to eat my green beans today. You see, I already had some buttercream-version carrots and peas, so I'm good on that ol' food pyramid. - November 25, 2008 at 9:50 AM
Let me just do an Accu-Chek here and... Oh dear God! Straight frosting! There's not enough insulin in the world to counteract the first wreck. And yes, I think those are supposed to be bananas. They're quite in season in the middle of FALL dontchaknow.
Glovat: matching your gloves to your cravat. - November 25, 2008 at 9:51 AM
#2 looks like a coffin with flowers at the top of it..... We come here to morn the death of true cake decorating.
#3 looks like the tornado that took Dorothy and Toto to Oz. You have the Scarecrow at the top left corner and you can almost make out what could be construed as the yellow brick road and flower city.
Just not right. - November 25, 2008 at 10:00 AM
The worst part of the last Wreck is that the plastic junk SPANS the spaces between the CC. So one would fight over who gets the shiny leaf. Or not.
Again, this proves CCC negate any supposed advantage in "ease of serving."
CCC: they are more than evil; they defy principles of coherent cake theory. - November 25, 2008 at 10:06 AM
- Cake for Breakfast said...
I have way less of a problem with the individually iced, non-CCC, covered in plastic fruit that is the last wreck than those that come before it. I mean, holy wrecky wreckerson! A bunch of brown and a smidgen of color does not a cornucopia make!
- November 25, 2008 at 10:22 AM
- Isabella said...
I've got to say the first one looks like the tale to Jabba the Hut...or maybe I've just been watching too much Star Wars.
- November 25, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Geez, I kind of wish people would stop buying these, so the bad cake decorators would be fired or go out of business, but then we wouldn't get to see these fabulous pictures!
- November 25, 2008 at 10:25 AM
I know I will be taken to task for saying this but ... I like the last one.
*hides* - November 25, 2008 at 10:27 AM
- Linda Mooney said...
#3 and 4 look more like brown tornadoes.
As for trying to figure out which "fruit" and "vegetable" the colorful stuff is supposed to represent... - November 25, 2008 at 10:30 AM
- Garret said...
Bonnie B, great recap!
- November 25, 2008 at 10:34 AM
- Lulubelle B said...
Kobyashi Maru? Reprogram the computer...or rewrite the rules of the game. If you say CCCs deserve special scorn, make it so.
Happy Thanksgiving. LL&P. - November 25, 2008 at 10:42 AM
- Unknown said...
Yech! That top "cake" is just way, way too much icing. Sugar rush deluxe!
~Amy B. - November 25, 2008 at 10:50 AM
- Carrie P said...
You totally lulled us into a false sense of security by starting with two halfway decent cakes, then Wham! Shiny poo pile.
Also, Star Trek reference FTW! - November 25, 2008 at 10:53 AM
- Tara MacDonald said...
The last CCC looks like they all shifted to one side in the "box" :) Or the poor little cupcakes were desperately trying to run away from the "decorator" with the plastic thinga-ma-bobs!
- November 25, 2008 at 11:00 AM
- Cindy said...
The first one makes me think that you could make an interesting and perfectly edible cornucopia dessert by making the horn itself from chocolate meringue.
Or you could just go straight for the tooth decay and sugar overload by using copious amounts of chocolate icing. - November 25, 2008 at 11:04 AM
- Kat said...
You've convinced me--cupcake cakes are evil.
- November 25, 2008 at 11:05 AM
Ahem...as a student of medical terminology
That first Cornucopia, looks like a diverticulated intestine, or the sliced off piece of the brain from someone with alzheimers. Not making fun of those folks or anything, but that is what it looks like to me.
Also it looks like the genitalia of some animal on Fear Factor from a few years ago. - November 25, 2008 at 11:07 AM
- Kristen said...
10 points for the Star Trek reference!
- November 25, 2008 at 11:19 AM
- Cheron said...
You have vindicated my existance! :) I'm a geeky grandmom who also likes to bake, pun, and hang out on teh Internets.
Now as for those cakes...that first one made my blood sugar pop just looking at it. The poo cake was just too much.
Word verification: autono ... the sound of terror at having to drive 200 miles on the day before Thanksgiving. - November 25, 2008 at 11:21 AM
- Deborah Godin said...
They all look just a little too, um, alimentary for me. Except maybe the top one, which looks more deflated than extcreted. Think I'll pass on dessert and have a second helping of the chipped beef instead...
- November 25, 2008 at 11:25 AM
- Unknown said...
I have NOTHING to say about the Wreckacopias. There just isn't anything TO say. I did however want to thank you for the extra 20 pounds of cake layer I've put on since discovering your site. See, I have this SLIGHT love affair with Cake. More so the frosting, but they seem to go hand in hand, so I've learned to accept the sponge with the goodness. But I digress. I have a hard time refraining from eating cake when mentioned. SOOO, seeings how I can't seem to go a DAY without checking your sight, I've been FORCED to eat my weight in cake. Thanks Jen. And here I thought you were here for the greater good.
Excuse me while I go in search of the frosting cornucopia. - November 25, 2008 at 11:27 AM
- Kitty Fantastic said...
Oh that crazed cupcake cornucopia at the bottom. I could NOT get a good pic of that before the store people started following me suspiciously.
- November 25, 2008 at 11:37 AM
- Brilliantpants said...
Kobayashi Maru? I knew there was a reason I liked you. I mean, besides bringing the funny on these unfortunate cakes.
- November 25, 2008 at 11:37 AM
- E.A.D. said...
You got me at "burlap Christmas stocking." And all that icing - sugar high anyone?
Word verification: congent - what cakes #2 5 aren't. - November 25, 2008 at 11:52 AM
- The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...
This is why you eat pie at Thanksgiving, not cake. Is there such thing as a Pie Wreck? No.
- November 25, 2008 at 12:12 PM
"My own personal Kobayashi Maru"...I love it. And I think by now it should just GO WITHOUT SAYING that if it's a CCC, it's almost automatically a wreck, and the structure isn't worth mentioning, no?
- November 25, 2008 at 12:36 PM
- kerry said...
the second one looks a little like a coffin to me.
- November 25, 2008 at 12:36 PM
- utaduta said...
that last one i saw yesterday at sams club!! i had no idea what it was!! ahh, a horn of plenty... ahhhh...??
- November 25, 2008 at 12:39 PM
- Scritzy said...
When I saw the second cake, my first thought was "funeral flowers." As in, lying on the grave so long the stems had died.
Though I would take a large spoon to the icing mound on the first one and have myself one heck of a sugar rush! - November 25, 2008 at 1:03 PM
- Kanani said...
Those all look like one lactose intolerant nightmare! - November 25, 2008 at 1:04 PM
- Mari said...
I suppose the people who buy these wrecks are just desperate to not show up empty handed?
- November 25, 2008 at 1:07 PM
- Midnight Wizard said...
You know, looking at the last one, I would totally love to see some of the same principles (the spiral icing, the cupcakes, the non-uniform shaping) applied to a reimagining of Van Gogh's "Starry Night." Done by someone who was not mentally deranged, I mean.
- November 25, 2008 at 1:10 PM
What's up with the pigmy bananas on the first cornucopia?
-Dee - November 25, 2008 at 1:10 PM
- Sra said...
I was waiting for you to say cornucupcakia, but you never did. Is that not a good wordplay?
- November 25, 2008 at 1:19 PM
- Trevor said...
While the first one has a ton of icing indeed, i'm not sure it's really wreck worthy. However, as we work our way down the page... *shudder* You know, I made the mistake of making choclate icing for cupcakes and was told it looked like poo. That was the last time I'll be doing that. I think i'll just turn them black next time.
- November 25, 2008 at 1:43 PM
- Ms Ashley said...
I can't tell if that first cake has Bananas or Corn... I'm thinking it should be corn...
- November 25, 2008 at 2:00 PM
- Robin said...
@Jen: "It's like my own personal Kobayashi Maru, honestly."
I love you, man. :*)
Whatever those purple things are supposed to be in the third picture, they look an awful lot like lilacs to me. Which aren't even an autumn flower. Ugh.
@Cake for Breakfast: Are you by any chance a fan of The Inside? Or is that an old-school Bill Cosby reference? - November 25, 2008 at 2:35 PM
- James Blog said...
Whoua ! I'm very impressed by deserts. Expectially cone-shaped.
It give me some idea for my next cooking. - November 25, 2008 at 2:47 PM
I already love this blog, but the scifi references you toss in make me adore it even more.
- November 25, 2008 at 3:01 PM
- Keiko said...
sometimes I wonder what happens in some people's brains.
then, I have to clean out my brain because i realized someone thought of those... - November 25, 2008 at 3:56 PM
I keep seeing the last cornucopia cc everywhere! I couldn't figure out what it was. I thought maybe it was a CC that shifted during transition! Now I get it. Yikes. I'm sad I do.
- November 25, 2008 at 3:58 PM
Um, wow. . .I totally just got back from the store where I SAW boxes and boxes of replicas of that last wreck. I gasped and said to my bf "That's the cupcake creation I saw on cakewrecks this morning!!!" Hehehe!
Word verification: crateran. . .the currant state of our economy according to some politicians. - November 25, 2008 at 4:33 PM
I think the first one looks like a giant colon. I don't like it.
And by "colon" I mean intestine, not punctuation. - November 25, 2008 at 4:59 PM
- Jess said...
This make me want to run to my grocery store just to see if they have any Wreckocopias on display. Maybe tomorrow. They had those bandaged smiley faces at Halloween, so I bet they have something good this week, too.
Is there an example of brown icing NOT looking like poo anywhere? I kind of imagine not. - November 25, 2008 at 5:12 PM
"Is there an example of brown icing NOT looking like poo anywhere? I kind of imagine not."
lol-Ok, in my video it started out looking like poo but I think it turned out alright :)
-SeriousCakes :D - November 25, 2008 at 7:20 PM
- Jen L. said...
Horn o' Plenties gross me out. These did not help my aversion. ;)
- November 25, 2008 at 7:29 PM
- Shay said...
Thanks for the Trekkie laughs :P - November 25, 2008 at 7:54 PM
Yo Jen - Geeks rule! And funny geeks rule the geeks. You're bringing the funny, the sci-fi AND the sweet? Your hubby's one lucky humanoid.
:-) - November 25, 2008 at 7:59 PM
- Jen said...
I can NOT believe my OWN husband outed me from the Geek closet here. I was doing that just fine on my own, Sweetie - and hey, no disparaging the Trek Shrine!
;) - November 25, 2008 at 8:29 PM
I had never heard of cupcake cakes until this blog! My horizons have been broadened. ;)
- November 25, 2008 at 8:46 PM
- Eyeglasses & Endzones said...
OMGosh!! I can barely make it through your blog without having to make a potty break! Seriously. Best Idea for a BLOG! Who has not been horrendously murdered by some insane baker telling you that is what you ordered....I just love that you make me laugh and I am now a STALKER of this blog for sure! BRILLIANT!!!!
- November 25, 2008 at 10:21 PM
- Jenn said...
I recently came in contact with my first CCC. I mean that I was offered a cupcake from as opposed to staring at in disbelief in a bakery somewhere.
The amount of icing slopped between each cupcake was amazing. The final cupcake had so much icing down the sides, the girl taking it took about 5 mintues before she figured out how to pick it up. Eating it...I shoulda had a camera on me.:) - November 25, 2008 at 10:24 PM
- Red Wolf said...
The sad thing is, my parents used to have a shag rug that looked like that...but with a beige stripe in the middle.
I think most of those look more like dirty tornados than cornucopias. - November 26, 2008 at 12:04 AM
This lot was so funny I nearly snorted hot tea out my nose. That would have been a good story... 'Well, I was looking at these photos of cakes...'
- November 26, 2008 at 1:24 AM
- Aviatrix said...
The last one is sort of refreshing after the others, but I never would guess it was a cornucopia if it weren't for the context. I like that it doesn't try to be more than a group of cupcakes.
- November 26, 2008 at 2:46 AM
- Ro said...
Boy am I glad I don't live in America - I don't think I could handle these Thanksgiving cakes!
And I do like the Star Trek reference: word verification 'enedshat' ... SHATner perhaps? - November 26, 2008 at 3:47 AM
- James said...
Wow! Those are pretty sad ... when did CCC become popular? It's like one day we they were not here and the next day, like some kind of horrible zombie invasion, they were everywhere!
- November 26, 2008 at 6:54 AM
Ok, the ice cream cone with flowers? My four year old just said, "WOW, a TRIANGLE with icing!"
- November 26, 2008 at 7:53 AM
- raiuchka said...
Most of them are just missing Taz!
- November 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM
- Suzanne Dargie said...
I could go on and on about how horrible these cakes look, but I figured I'll just tell you about my experience with a CCC. It was about a month ago at a birthday for my twin nieces, and our stepmother bought one of those cakes. She said it was called a "pull cake". There was WAY too much icing and not enough cake. People are getting ripped off big time when they buy these!
- November 26, 2008 at 5:46 PM
I like the first one, as long as I don't have to eat it.
- November 26, 2008 at 8:13 PM
Fug is fug.
The ONLY reason that there are a lot of CCCs on this blog is that CCCs have a FAR higher likelihood of being fugly.
Babe, you are doing great work. This blog is one of the highlights of my day. You're brilliant and wonderful and I'm thankful. :D - November 26, 2008 at 9:23 PM
- sendingtheclowns said...
I was thinking that one of them (#2 in the "cornucopia" section) looks like something that would be laid out with the, er, deceased.
And just below that one, seemingly, could be a leg 'o lamb cake...or a brown tornado.
Either way.
-sendingtheclowns - November 28, 2008 at 1:20 AM
- Kate said...
Jen, might I just say, how very much I appreciate all the sci-fi references? I was already delighted to see the oh-so-Wrecktastic Daleks and Cassandra from "Doctor Who," but the reference to your "own personal Kobayashi Maru" had me cracking up. Now, work in some "Stargate" references (I wouldn't be surprised if some decorator, somewhere, has tried to make a CCC that looked like the stargate) and I will...well, utterly adore this blog above all else is already being done. I'll think of something.
- November 28, 2008 at 1:41 AM
I have to share... We were showing the turkey wrecks to my mom, and of course she thought they were bad, although some were "cute."
Then we scrolled down to the cornucopias, and she looked at the burlap stocking one and said, "Now THAT one looks like a turkey!"
Alex - November 28, 2008 at 5:50 PM
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- Kashmir Knitter said...
I love you for properly referencing Kobayashi Maru.
- January 7, 2009 at 8:11 PM
- Leslie@leserleeslovesandhobbies said...
I saw that last "cornucopia" at my local Sam's Club. I had no clue what it was until my DH told me. Even now, I still struggle to see it as a cornucopia.
- January 20, 2009 at 4:13 PM
- telecomladyj said...
I absolutely LOVE!! that I just discovered your website today and already have run across 2 sci-fi references- Star Trek and Star Wars.
You rock =)
If you tell me you can actually BEAT the Kobayashi Maru in bad-ass Kirk style, you will be my new hero. ha! - April 2, 2009 at 1:15 PM
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Helen P., I get the feeling that "mum" really minds her 'c's and 'u's.
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amature night at the bakery.....
- April 18, 2009 at 9:34 AM
- Persnickety Ticker said...
It's like word search for dummies!!
- April 18, 2009 at 9:36 AM
- sendingtheclowns said...
Wow-you're right!
I stared at it long enough, and a message DID appear!
It read:
"For headache: 2 tablets every 4-6 hours as needed." - April 18, 2009 at 9:38 AM
I like it.
- April 18, 2009 at 9:43 AM
- Pink said...
Whoa son!
That can't possibly be professional?! It makes me seasick. - April 18, 2009 at 9:49 AM
- Oats said...
Looks like it said Happy Birth and then they smashed in Day allll teeny tiny.
- April 18, 2009 at 9:59 AM
- Zhoen said...
Not to mention the mold and mildew color scheme. Oh, look, the termites seem to be sending us a message in code.
- April 18, 2009 at 10:04 AM
- Bilby P. Dalgyte said...
What an odd cake. Poor mother... lol
- April 18, 2009 at 10:08 AM
- VeggieT said...
Cool! The Message appeared! It says "Happy Mum Birth dye! or maybe not....
- April 18, 2009 at 10:08 AM
- Rory said...
Is it just me or did they turn one of their "c"s into a D for birthday??
- April 18, 2009 at 10:09 AM
- very married said...
sadly, this is what a lot of my doodles look like...
- April 18, 2009 at 10:18 AM
- sendingtheclowns said...
Here's a fun Activity to try:
Copy the picture, and then flip it upside-down.
NOW look at it.
Whole different ball game, that.
I see one of those flourescent ceiling light fixtures...and there are numerous dead bugs, and oddly, some pieces of green Twizzlers, or moldy Cheetos, stuck in it.
What do YOU see?
=^(.)(.)^= - April 18, 2009 at 10:45 AM
- Heartfruit said...
Ironically, the happy is nicely done... too bad they wrecked everything else on the cake.
- April 18, 2009 at 11:19 AM
- Dr. Julie said...
Optical illusion on a cake? That would be cool, actually...
- April 18, 2009 at 11:26 AM
- Rebekah said...
I think it's cool.
- April 18, 2009 at 11:30 AM
- Jayme Q said...
Oy. Headache city with that one! Poor Mum.
- April 18, 2009 at 11:37 AM
- Amelia Antwiler said...
Seriously, my first thought was
"WTF??" and Green Icing?? I thought that only happened in peter pan....
In initials, of course, there are children present. - April 18, 2009 at 11:39 AM
- Athena said...
Fortunately, the herd of green caterpillars are on the job, herding those pesky wild c's and u's onto the top of cake, lest they escape and take over the entire bakery.
- April 18, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Mum must be on a diet. Hence the green cutworms forming the border. Yuck.
- April 18, 2009 at 11:46 AM
I can actually see, sort of, what they were going for here. I could, had it been done in a way that looked more profess, actually have liked it. Hmm....
- April 18, 2009 at 12:07 PM
- green said...
To the decorator's credit, this actually isn't a wreck.
This cake, quite unfortunately, contracted a nasty case of ringworm during its time roaming the forest the night before.
C? There's an explanation for everything. - April 18, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Poor Mum is apparently colorblind too as those colors are pretty fugly together.
- April 18, 2009 at 12:55 PM
- StuffCooksWant said...
Tragic for mum...
- April 18, 2009 at 1:24 PM
- Unknown said...
That makes me dizzy.
Wow. Just, wow.
~Amy B. - April 18, 2009 at 1:30 PM
- Batbrat said...
I love how the message starts out fun and pretty:
"Happy B..."
then after realizing there was not enough room, had an obvious struggle with
By then it was too hell with the "MUM" part, which was scrawled carelessly. Then the whole mess had to be covered with camouflage. - April 18, 2009 at 1:40 PM
- WM said...
Okay...so it's sorta Op Art without the vibrant color, or clever design, or...well, maybe not not
- April 18, 2009 at 1:49 PM
- the ginabean said...
it's weird but i don't hate it :)
- April 18, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Wait, does that object in the background read "Dud"? Best to avoid any bakery that actively promotes its wares as such, ya know.
- April 18, 2009 at 1:59 PM
- jackie31337 said...
I don't know why, but looking at all that green icing, I kind of expect it to taste like spinach.
- April 18, 2009 at 2:23 PM
- jackie31337 said...
Just had to add my WV:
ratinis: this season's trendy cocktail (you don't want to know the ingredients).
Even after a few ratinis, this cake doesn't look edible. - April 18, 2009 at 2:26 PM
- Scritzy said...
It looks like a "word verification" threw up on the cake.
- April 18, 2009 at 2:35 PM
It allll could have been avoided had they simply turned the cake.
- April 18, 2009 at 3:18 PM
- R2P2 said...
Perhaps she is an editor and its a slew of punctuation marks...wishing her happy birthday?
- April 18, 2009 at 3:40 PM
- Pipkin said...
I think the wreckorator was studying ancient cultures:
It's very Byzantine with all those stars and crescents on the border.
Cernonnus, the horned god, perhaps? I'm sure I can pick that name out. Very earthy colors too, very celticy. Except for those crescents and stars.
And the mad hoof-prints/worm castings all over the surface are just puzzling. I keep straining to see words there...ununun my head hurts! - April 18, 2009 at 4:27 PM
The border design looks kinda like a bunch of fermatas to me, but that's all I've got. Kind of a shame the middle bit's so bad, the edging's pretty nice!
- April 18, 2009 at 6:09 PM
- joyce said...
I'm glad I am not the only one with green twizzlers on the mind. but, do they make green twizzlers?
wv: askical: I'll ask and Jen and John's brilliant commenters will tell me. - April 18, 2009 at 7:04 PM
- AKGeekGirl said...
Are they horseshoes? Is that what it is? And it's green because of grass, or something? Maybe that's it. Otherwise, I really wanna know what they were trying to accomplish because they sure as heck didn't manage it!
- April 18, 2009 at 8:31 PM
- Unknown said...
Whoa. This reminds me of the time my sister caught a whole jarful of wee black tadpoles, and overnight a raccoon tipped them over onto the front steps. We woke up to find sad little commas all over the concrete.
- April 18, 2009 at 11:22 PM
Another vote of confidence for the cake [waves hand]. I think it's cool. Yeah, the spacing on the words could be better, but who says every cake has to have 3.5 roses and be in only pastel colors with frou-frou patterns.
- April 18, 2009 at 11:36 PM
- sendingtheclowns said...
joyce said...
"...do they make green twizzlers?"
Yes, in fact, they do! They are "sour green apple" in flavor. I haven't eaten any, though, as I prefer the black ones.
I've also seen orange, purple, and yellow ones, as well as the standard reds.
One could weave them all together and come up with plaid-ish, edible potholders.
Something to keep in mind when summer vacation things-to-do-with-the-kiddies ideas are running low...=^ee^= - April 19, 2009 at 12:33 AM
I actually think that cake is really cute. Look at the green border, it matches the "comma" markings on the white part of the cake-- I think this was an inside-joke more than a wreck! I will admit the border and color scheme is a little rough, but I like the effect. :)
- April 19, 2009 at 4:12 AM
Eyebrow piercings!
- April 19, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Perhaps it's an attempt at cornelli work? Although pepole who do that badly usually do squiggles or Ms rather than Us.
- April 19, 2009 at 1:23 PM
- Melissa (& Billy) said...
Cute idea, despite the eyestrain, even (I guess Mum is a fan of wordsearch puzzles?). I'd say it's about a six out of ten.
But I agree--if this is a professional job, then...um. 0_o
WV: Relyosed: to have little hope of a good outcome. "Someone relyosed this cake up." - April 20, 2009 at 12:21 PM
I think it is fun. Cool cake.
- April 20, 2009 at 6:20 PM
- Andréanne Hudon Le. said...
its like a fiddleheads birthday cake!!!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2490284120_e5ee1daf7b.jpg - April 20, 2009 at 11:06 PM
This cake looks actually nice, in an interestingly odd, almost artistic way. It has a certain Calligraffiti-esque je-ne-sais-quoi-lity, if you know what I mean.
- April 28, 2009 at 2:56 AM
- Victor G.-H. said...
I don't know what they must've been thinking, other than that I think they were slightly inspired by the "Falker Satherhood" video: "It's like a word journey!" XD
wv retstor: We need to retstor this cake, it's gotten moldy. XD - May 24, 2010 at 9:05 PM
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That capped an unpredictable week in which Boehner pivoted away from comprehensive deficit reduction talks with Obama to an aborted attempt to push legislation through the House that retained existing tax levels except above $1 million. Anti-tax Republicans rebelled at raising rates on million-dollar earners, and Boehner backpedaled and canceled the planned vote.
Without congressional action, current tax rates will expire on Dec. 31, resulting in a $536 billion tax increase over a decade that would touch nearly all Americans. In addition, the military and other federal departments would have to begin absorbing about $110 billion in spending cuts.
Failure to avoid the "fiscal cliff" doesn't necessarily mean tax increases and spending cuts would become permanent, since the new Congress could pass legislation cancelling them retroactively after it begins its work next year.
But gridlock through the end of the year would mark a sour beginning to a two-year extension of divided government that resulted from last month's elections in which Obama won a new term and Republicans retained their majority in the House.
The tax issue in particular has been Obama's first test of muscle after his re-election in November. He ran for a new term calling for higher taxes on the wealthy, and postelection public opinion polls show continued support for his position.
Boehner's decision to support higher rates on million-dollar earners marked a significant break with long-standing GOP orthodoxy, but the resistance among his rank and file so far has trumped him as well as any mandate the president claims.


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