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When was the last time you sent an e-mail you wouldn't want to see posted on the Smoking Gun? A message about your finances? A complaint about the way that friend was behaving last night? A sweet nothing to a new someone? An angry rant about … well, you get the point. It hasn't been long. Most people do this every week, if not every day, and not because they are conniving. Some things should just be private. Now the Bush family — the one with two living Presidents and lifetime Secret Service protection — has a message for you: be worried.
(PHOTOS: Presidents in Profile: 20 Portraits from the White House Archives)
A hacker by the name of Guccifer has apparently hacked into several Bush family AOL accounts, pilfered private photos and messages and posted them online. The Smoking Gun, pursuant to their mission, republished it all. The stolen goods include a private letter from George W. Bush to his family about planning the funeral of his father. They include private correspondence from the Fox News journalist Brit Hume on the "silver linings" in the 2012 election. They include a Jeb Bush e-mail about how George H.W. Bush "helped restore" Bill Clinton's "sordid reputation." There is more. You can read about it off site. You can also look at the PG-rated pictures that George W. Bush apparently painted of himself bathing.
There is a criminal investigation. This guy may get caught, just like the guy who hacked Scarlett Johansson's cell phone got caught. But that will be little consolation. (And it was little consolation to all those members of Congress in recent years who found their private R-rated photos trending on Google.) The fact is that the digital age makes us all unduly vulnerable. As Katy Steinmetz recently wrote for TIME, your digital records will outlive you and may cause your family problems. The permanence of online utterances — a delight to prosecutors, Facebook and snoops — is a bane for the rest of us.
(MORE: Resurrecting W.: Why George Bush Still Matters in 2012)
Which is why you should channel the titillation you feel right now at the chance to see a painting of a former President in the bath, and take some time to read Businessweek's new cover story about Snapchat, the not-so-new online social network that is based around photos that self-destruct 10 seconds after you look at them. It's not a complete solution, but it is the beginning of one. Technology has created an enormous burden on all of us. Over time, more companies will move into this space, selling not just a way for us to connect to one another — a technology that long ago left novelty and became a commodity — but a way for us to better protect our connections by eliminating their trail. (Facebook already has a Snapchat mimic called Poke.) There is no good reason that e-mails you wrote three years ago should be so hard to delete or still be living on the servers of your friends' e-mail clients. There is no good reason that you still don't understand your Facebook privacy settings. There is a market out there for improvement.


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Nucla residents have access to a network of supportive food pantries that offer a lifeline of assistance. Our comprehensive guide connects you with these pantries, providing detailed information on their locations, hours of operation, eligibility requirements, and the range of services they offer.
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Small business owners are not exempt from the risk of a cyberattack. The loss of customer data is a financial disaster, and with cyber incursions becoming more common, and hitting even the largest companies, from banks to retails to online giants with extensive security, it is well worth ensuring your business has adequate cyber insurance.
The Costs of a Cyber Breach
The financial losses a business will experience after a cyber attack are extensive, and include:
- Legal costs
- The cost of a forensic investigation to identify who was affected by the breach
- Potential fines and penalties
- Credit monitoring for affected customers
Cyber Insurance and Exclusions
Every cyber insurance policy is different – and the differences are found in the small print. Your policy has exclusions that must be fully understood. A full audit of your cyber insurance is a critical aspect of ensuring your business is fully protected. Your business cyber insurance does not cover the losses associated with stolen intellectual property or copyrights.
An insurer may deny a claim if it is found that the policy owner failed to safeguard business data. Most of these policies exclude the losses related to wars, invasions, or insurrections, which are very unlikely events, thankfully. Exclusions for "prior acts" mean that if your business had a breach before the policy was in effect, it is not covered. This poses a problem, as some cyber breaches are not discovered for months after the fact. Always keep your cyber insurance current, and do not allow any lapse, for this reason alone.
Types of Data Breaches Affecting Businesses in the USA
- Confidentiality Breaches: These attacks involve an outside individual gaining access to private business and client information by accident. When this occurs, the affected patient, customer, or client can file a legal claim against the business to seek compensation for revealing private information.
- Availability breaches: This type of breach is typically associated with ransomware, when huge blocks of data may be lost or destroyed, even if the ransom is paid.
- Stolen information: An employee may access client information on a home device or phone, which opens the door for bad actors to gain access to client data, which they then sell to others involved in criminal activity.
- Confidential data breach: An individual, either within the business or outside the business, gains access to private information and steals it from the business. These breaches may not be noticed for many months, as the individual may work within the company and did not leave a visible trail.
After a Cyber Attack, Will Fines be Assessed?
When a business has been the victim of a cyberattack, credit card companies may assess fines. Your cyber insurance policy will have limits and deductibles, which should be carefully reviewed. The losses to a business from a cyber breach can be so expensive that an uncovered business may have to close.
Get Help When Choosing Your Business Cyber Insurance
The best way to protect your business from the losses of a cyber breach is to work closely with a local agent to select the ideal policy for your business. If you feel your current policy may not provide the coverage you need, your agent can check the market to identify the policy that best suits your business, provides the best coverage, and has the lowest rates.
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All good things come to an end! SinglesAroundMe® (SAM) the last free dating app of the top tier of players in mobile dating will soon introduce a pay for use / freemium model around enhanced services. SinglesAroundMe is the social discovery dating app pioneer that transformed the industry away from traditional Internet dating to vicinity based dating on a smart phone.
"Since our initial launch in 2010 our focus has been on user adoption and market penetration. Now that we have a strong global user base and have facilitated millions of connections and plenty of marriages, we know that SAM offers great value and plenty of depth for our users. We will continue to offer our core services for free, allowing users to meet nearby singles, however, users will be asked to pay for some enhanced services," said Christopher Klotz, CEO of SinglesAroundMe.
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The tissue that lines the uterus is called the endometrium. Normally, if a woman doesn't get pregnant, this tissue is shed each month during her period. In endometriosis, tissue that looks and acts like endometrial tissue implants outside the uterus. Each month, this misplaced tissue responds to the hormonal changes of the menstrual cycle. It builds up, breaks down, and bleeds. But the blood has nowhere to go. This causes surrounding tissue to become inflamed or swollen. It can also cause scar tissue, chronic pain, and heavy periods.
Endometriosis is a main cause of infertility in women. This can happen if the tissue implants in the ovaries or fallopian tubes. Tissue can also implant on other organs in the pelvis and, in some cases, outside the pelvis.
The cause of endometriosis is not clear. It may be that during a woman's period, some of the tissue backs up through the fallopian tubes into the belly. These cells can implant in the pelvis or be transported through the bloodstream or lymphatics to other parts of the body. Another theory suggests genes are to blame resulting in cells transforming into endometrial tissue. Current research is also looking at the role of the immune system.
Any woman may develop endometriosis, but the following women seem to be at an increased risk for the disease:
Women who have a mother, sister, or daughter with the disease
Women who gave birth for the first time after age 30
White women
Women with an abnormal uterus
Each woman may experience symptoms differently, but these are the most common symptoms:
Pain and cramps that may be felt in the belly or lower back during your period
Pain during sex
Abnormal or heavy menstrual flow
Painful urination during your periods
Painful bowel movements during your periods
Other digestive problems, such as diarrhea, constipation, or nausea
The amount of pain a woman has isn't always related to the severity of the disease. Some women with severe disease may have no pain. Other women with a milder form of the disease may have severe pain or other symptoms.
First, your healthcare provider will review your health history. You will also have a physical exam and a pelvic exam.
A laparoscopy is done to diagnose endometriosis. This uses a thin tube with a lens and a light at the end. It's inserted into an incision in the abdominal wall to see into the pelvic area. The healthcare provider can often find the locations, extent, and size of the misplaced tissue.
Other tests may include:
Biopsy. For this test, a small tissue sample is removed from the body and looked at.
Ultrasound. This imaging test uses high-frequency sound waves to create an image of the organs.
CT scan. This is an imaging test that uses X-rays and a computer to make detailed images of the body. A CT scan shows details of the bones, muscles, fat, and organs. It can find problems that may not show up on an ordinary X-ray.
MRI. This imaging test uses a large magnet, radio waves, and a computer to make detailed images of organs or tissue.
Your healthcare provider will consider your age, overall health, symptoms and other factors when advising what treatment is best for you. Whether you hope to become pregnant will also play a role in your choices.
Treatment choices include medicine, surgery, or both. If symptoms are mild, you may only need pain medicine. In other cases, hormone-based medicine, such as birth control pills, will stop ovulation and slow endometriosis.
Several choices can be used to remove the implants. Healthcare providers may be able to remove abnormal tissue growths using a laparoscope. In other cases, open surgery is needed. Surgery to remove the uterus (hysterectomy) is also a choice.
Endometriosis can make it very hard or impossible for a woman to get pregnant. Sometimes surgery can help. But, in a few cases, women may remain infertile.
Simple steps that can help ease the pain of endometriosis include:
Rest, relaxation, and meditation
Warm baths
Prevent constipation
Regular exercise
Use of hot water bottle or heating pad on your belly
Endometriosis is common in women during the years they can have children.
It causes tissue that looks and acts like endometrial tissue to implant outside the uterus.
Treatment may include medicine, surgery, or both.
It can make it very hard or impossible for a woman to get pregnant.
Tips to help you get the most from a visit to your healthcare provider:
Know the reason for your visit and what you want to happen.
Before your visit, write down questions you want answered.
Bring someone with you to help you ask questions and remember what your provider tells you.
At the visit, write down the name of a new diagnosis, and any new medicines, treatments, or tests. Also write down any new instructions your provider gives you.
Know why a new medicine or treatment is prescribed, and how it will help you. Also know what the side effects are.
Ask if your condition can be treated in other ways.
Know why a test or procedure is recommended and what the results could mean.
Know what to expect if you do not take the medicine or have the test or procedure.
If you have a follow-up appointment, write down the date, time, and purpose for that visit.
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Make an AppointmentThe mouth is often considered a window to the rest of the body because many other illnesses first present themselves as changes within the mouth. For example, advanced gum disease can cause tooth loss and other serious issues such as oral cancer, which claims the lives of 7,500 people every year. As a result, a comprehensive oral exam is recommended each time you visit a new practice to serve as a benchmark of your overall health.
What to Expect During a Dental Exam
During an examination, your dentist will perform a visual examination as well as a more detailed dental examination using one or more X-rays to detect:
- New cavities
- Weaknesses in previously placed crowns, fillings, and bridgework
- Gum or bone recession
- Tooth wear due to abnormal bite, bruxism, or TMJ
Your dentist will also perform a visual and digital examination of lymph nodes throughout the face and neck, looking for any abnormalities, pain or flexibility within the nodes that could be markers for disease. Likewise, a similar examination of your lips, gums, tongue, and other internal mouth surfaces will be conducted.
During the examination you may expect the following:
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- The removal of any stains or deposits on your teeth
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The comprehensive dental exam is designed to set a baseline of your health and to catch any early signs of serious illness that may otherwise be undetected. The American Dental Association recommends getting one at least twice a year. Doing so is instrumental for avoiding pain, tooth loss, and expensive restorative dentistry procedures. Your dentist will be on the lookout for signs and symptoms of the following illnesses which can be detected during a comprehensive oral evaluation:
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
Syfy Sacrilege
Thursday, December 3, 2009
- Related Wreckage: Star Wars Weekend
205 comments | Post a Comment
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 205 Newer› Newest»- Goodbread said...
Im just going to go with "Look honey, the Storm Trooper and Bobafett are just shooting at the Enterprise... *nervous laughter*"
- December 3, 2009 at 9:36 AM
- Katy said...
I was shaking my head before I'd even read the description!
- December 3, 2009 at 9:39 AM
- Taylor@MyOlderBrothers said...
This reminds me of The Office episode where Jim tells Andy about Battlestar Gallactica just to bug Dwight.
"Story's kinda bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor." - December 3, 2009 at 9:40 AM
- Kristin said...
I love them both but THEY.SHOULD.NOT.MIX!!!
- December 3, 2009 at 9:40 AM
- Half Assed Kitchen said...
Proud to say that I have no idea what you're talking about. :)
- December 3, 2009 at 9:41 AM
"A long time ago in a galaxy where no man has boldly gone before!"
P.S. "Live long and use the Force." - December 3, 2009 at 9:41 AM
- Crackerjen said...
I really like how they iced over the word TREK and wrote in WARS.
That is Klassy (with a K).
I enjoyed your Ghostbusters reference too! - December 3, 2009 at 9:41 AM
- Unknown said...
Unless it's parody, of course:
Not that this one is. - December 3, 2009 at 9:42 AM
At least they said thank you. (Where are the lawyers when you need them?)
- December 3, 2009 at 9:44 AM
- Naomi Zikmund-Fisher said...
Extra points for throwing in a 3rd movie on top of the two already pictured!
Zuuuul - December 3, 2009 at 9:47 AM
- Mary said...
Sad, sad, sad...my Star Wars lovin' son would have my head if I tried to pass that cake to him. These bakers needed the force -
- December 3, 2009 at 9:47 AM
- Gary said...
Star Trek Wars?
I think a whole new series is a-bornin'. - December 3, 2009 at 9:49 AM
- S said...
Oh, just no.
- December 3, 2009 at 9:56 AM
Wow, that's just offensive!
- December 3, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Tigerwolf for the win! LOL!
- December 3, 2009 at 9:57 AM
- Unknown said...
The best part is that they COVERED UP the "Trek" part of the "Star Trek" sign with a poorly written "Wars." ::sigh::
At least they didn't try to create a poop Bobafett monster? - December 3, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Big, big facepalm.
- December 3, 2009 at 9:58 AM
There should really be a pop culture course administered for grocery store bakers. I mean, honestly. This is grade school level material.
:) - December 3, 2009 at 10:02 AM
- Olivia said...
Awww, that reminds me of when I was in high school, my mom made a cake with action figures: Darth Vader fighting Gambit from X-Men.
She had Gambit stabbing Vader with his own light saber.
It was the best cake ever. :,) - December 3, 2009 at 10:02 AM
- PinkCupcakeArts said...
The only thing that comes to mind is 'Oh NO They Didn't!?!?!??!?!'
That is just plain wrong on so many levels. - December 3, 2009 at 10:02 AM
- Viewtiful_Justin said...
OUCH! That hurts my brain. I think I'm crying a bit. Oh. Make it stop.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:02 AM
- Dallanterial said...
I love the Thank You sticker on the plastic cover. It makes everything better.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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- December 3, 2009 at 10:04 AM
- Erin said...
sheesh. not only is that a basic rule of sci-fi. that's pretty basic sci-fi - star trek and star wars. I mean really? They really can't tell them apart?
- December 3, 2009 at 10:05 AM
- Unknown said...
Sacrilege is calling it SyFy ;P
- December 3, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Eh, Star Wars, Star Trek. What's the difference?
- December 3, 2009 at 10:08 AM
I am sooo very offended by this, they never mix. What was this baker thinking?!
- December 3, 2009 at 10:10 AM
- M M said...
I have to share this with my friends, if only because they will either break down crying or the major logic error of this wreck will make their brain shut down.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:12 AM
it's sad that i had to read the comments to figure out what the heck the reference was....
- December 3, 2009 at 10:15 AM
- Lisa said...
Wow, I'm just a casual fan of each and yet I'm completely offended.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:19 AM
- Holly Denghel said...
Haha, the perfect cake for a sci fi convention!!
- December 3, 2009 at 10:23 AM
Did they think just because it was for a 7 year old they could just cover the trek with wars and he wouldn't notice? My 5 year old and his friend both dressed up as Obi one (no idea how to spell that I'm not nearly as into this as they are) for Halloween and then told everyone how to tell they were from different movies. The kid WILL notice!
- December 3, 2009 at 10:24 AM
- jen bryner said...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHY???? WHO???? and...WHY???
- December 3, 2009 at 10:26 AM
- Sabrina said...
That is unbelievable. I would cry if that were my child's cake.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Tigerwolf: "A long time ago in a galaxy where no man has boldly gone before!"
Hahahaha, that is brilliant. Jen should "borrow" that and edit the post LOL.
My husband would have a coronary seeing that, if ever I mix up the names (I always correct myself, but wars may slip out when I mean trek) he just says "Ummm, EXCUSE ME?!?!" .....
...Which kind of makes me want to replicate this cake for him April 1st... - December 3, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Wow you can hardly tell they wrote over trek!
- December 3, 2009 at 10:31 AM
- mark p said...
Whoever did this should be bound and gagged, and brought before two large groups of rabid Star Trek and Star Wars fans, all of whom have been issued aluminum baseball bats.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:31 AM
How come the last 'S' looks strangely like a 'T'?
- December 3, 2009 at 10:31 AM
I'm surprised the cake is still there. I mean, usually if you combine matter and antimatter you get an explosion large enough to wipe out planets...
- December 3, 2009 at 10:34 AM
*giggle,giggle, snort*
crossing streams
*giggle, giggle, snort*
if my Trekkie hubby saw this I think he'd have a fit! - December 3, 2009 at 10:37 AM
- Terry Lee said...
it reminds me of george costanza's (seinfeld) worlds colliding.
"if relationship george walks through that door, he will kill independent george! a george divided against itself, cannot stand!" ~ george costanza - December 3, 2009 at 10:43 AM
"What? it's a spaceship. Do you really think anyone is going to care?"
- December 3, 2009 at 10:43 AM
- JanTink said...
It's like your food...touching...ewwww.....!!! - December 3, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Wow. I was going to give the wrecker the benefit of the doubt at first, for being ignorant of mixing the two. But then I saw the icing of Wars added over Trek...
*shakes head sadly* - December 3, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Well, heck, they both begin with "star" and both keep geeks enthralled and away from anything as strenuous as social interaction of discourse. Both have created megabucks for convention halls and vendors.
Why not have a combined cake celebrating the fleeceing of the nerds?
But polite, anyhow. "Thank you"! - December 3, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Where's Jean-Luc Skywalker?
- December 3, 2009 at 10:48 AM
I sentence this decorator to the agonizer booth!
- December 3, 2009 at 10:49 AM
I am not a really hard-core scifi fan, but even I kind of want to boycott this bakery. This isn't just a serious lack of attention to details-- it's more like a blatant disregard for them.
That's probably not even the right name on the birthday boy's cake, and he's probably turning eight or nine. - December 3, 2009 at 10:49 AM
This cake is leaving a bad taste in my mouth, and I haven't even gone anywhere near icing that color today.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:52 AM
- LeftWingLock said...
No. Just...no.
Although if it means that bakeries are low on plastic flotsam, have to use whatever odds/ends are left, and their budgets don't allow them to restock...it may be a good thing.
In disguise. A seriously bad disguise. - December 3, 2009 at 10:56 AM
That's not funny; that's offensive.
- December 3, 2009 at 11:05 AM
- Unknown said...
That's blasphemy!!!
- December 3, 2009 at 11:05 AM
That is just WRONG!
Lovin' your Ghostbusters reference, however. You rock, Jen!
(Heh heh, I can't help but chuckle at how they manually piped "Wars" over the "Trek"...amateurs!) - December 3, 2009 at 11:09 AM
- Layla said...
Wow, that was wrong on so many levels. I am not a huge fan of either, but I know that Star Trek and Star Wars don't mix.
- December 3, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Crossing out Trek and writing in Wars ... hhhmmmmm ... copyright violation by bakery? Probably not but ... just wondering. Any thoughts?
- December 3, 2009 at 11:15 AM
- Deanna said...
I'm SO offended!
- December 3, 2009 at 11:19 AM
- Andygirl said...
Holy sacriligde, Batman!
- December 3, 2009 at 11:22 AM
- Beverly Lynn said...
What, those don't all go together? :0)
- December 3, 2009 at 11:22 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I want to smash this cake. SMASH IT!
(I too like them both but like you say, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!) - December 3, 2009 at 11:22 AM
- Jaye said...
I'm not going to lie, I'm a nerd. I like Star Trek more than Star Wars, and my fiance is the opposite. Both are good, but they are different and kind of like oil and water. I wonder what the recipient of the cake thought seeing that one. And to the iced-over Star Trek, baaaad cake decorator...
WV: nable
Just 'cause they're 'nable to do that doesn't mean they should :-). - December 3, 2009 at 11:29 AM
- Heidi D said...
I love the don't cross the streams. :)
I don't know if it's blogger, or the way the photo was put on, but I can't click on the picture without my computer trying to save it.
I usually click on them to blow them up. I can't see the detail on the cake, so I don't know what was mixed together. I will assume it's the typical Star Wars/Trek.
I am the queen of the run-on sentence. :) - December 3, 2009 at 11:31 AM
- S3XinthePantry said...
well you put all differnt kinds of sports on a sports cakes...if it makes a little kid happy I say go for it!
- December 3, 2009 at 11:31 AM
- Stephanie McGee said...
We've hit a new low in geeky cakedom...*shakes head and walks away*
- December 3, 2009 at 11:37 AM
- Goof said...
I'm a LONG time Trekkie and I like Star Wars too. Of course. I think its cute/funny but yeah, its just so wrong lol.
I want that toy Enterprise so I can put it on my own Birthday cake next year. :D But where can I find one?
((((HUGS)))) for all. - December 3, 2009 at 11:38 AM
- Jennifer said...
"Taylor@MyOlderBrothers said...
This reminds me of The Office episode where Jim tells Andy about Battlestar Gallactica just to bug Dwight.
"Story's kinda bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.""
Oh my goodness - this is totally what popped into my head too!
So sad that they iced over the TREK and wrote WARS.
So wrong on so many levels. - December 3, 2009 at 11:46 AM
- ww said...
Maybe the bakers just wanted to answer the age old question -- "Which would win: the Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon?"
- December 3, 2009 at 11:50 AM
- Kelly H said...
- December 3, 2009 at 11:52 AM
I might cry...
- December 3, 2009 at 12:01 PM
- Stephanie said...
This wreck makes my head hurt and my heart sad.
- December 3, 2009 at 12:09 PM
- Christina Ragusin said...
Just opened this and I gasped in horror and my jaw dropped to the floor. This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on your site.
- December 3, 2009 at 12:11 PM
- Lisa said...
So I don't get it. I ask my husband and he explains it to me. I say, "So it's like if Barbie married G.I. Joe?" He says, "No, more like if G.I. Joe married Optimus Prime." And so I still don't get it.
- December 3, 2009 at 12:13 PM
- Kerri said...
Wow. I can't even count the number of ways this is so messed up.
And I'm a devout Trekki AND Star Wars fan! - December 3, 2009 at 12:18 PM
- LutherLiz said...
- December 3, 2009 at 12:20 PM
Ouch. My son would totally Force-choke that decorator.
WV: colerr- StarWars is so much colerr than StarTrek. So there.
;-) - December 3, 2009 at 12:21 PM
- Gal220 said...
- December 3, 2009 at 12:37 PM
- TheWantonSeedStitch said...
- December 3, 2009 at 12:44 PM
- Hungarican Chick said...
OMG!!!!! This terrible, terrible mistake could possibly cause a tear in the space-time continuum!
- December 3, 2009 at 12:49 PM
- Joshua.Akins said...
This is speculation on my part, but this cake looks to me as though it was done as an inside joke. This "correction" looks very intentional. Perhaps it was ordered way for a sci-fi friend who takes their sci-fi seriously? If that's the case, then the wreckerator did a great job.
- December 3, 2009 at 12:55 PM
This is clearly SyFy blasphemy. Shame on the baker!
- December 3, 2009 at 12:55 PM
I guess I would not be one to decorate this cake. I do not know the difference and who each character is. But writing over words is a little sad.
- December 3, 2009 at 1:00 PM
To boldly go where no Jedi has gone before!
- December 3, 2009 at 1:06 PM
- jengersnap said...
Beam me up, Chewbacca.
- December 3, 2009 at 1:07 PM
- Hobbit said...
Oh! Too much force!
Bonus for the Ghostbuster's reference, Jen! :-) - December 3, 2009 at 1:09 PM
did the wreckerator not think that the spaceship from a "Star Trek" decoration would probably be a
"Star Trek" ship and not a "Star Wars" ship? and that people wouldn't know the difference? oh the horror!
tigerwolf: i am rotfl at your comment! - December 3, 2009 at 1:17 PM
- Becky said...
I think the comments are just as funny as the cake...
hahahaha - December 3, 2009 at 1:28 PM
- Phyrra said...
Oh my god. That hurts to look at.
- December 3, 2009 at 1:28 PM
- Dani said...
I had to laugh at today's entry because of a recent discussion on a board I frequent about who would win in a war between Star Fleet and the Empire.
This is definitely wrong on many levels ... especially the covering of Trek to make Wars. - December 3, 2009 at 1:37 PM
I can't get that song from Eddie and the Cruisers out of my head, "On the Daaark Siiiide, oh, yeaaahhh..."
I think that's where this cake came from. Or where the baker's gone over to. - December 3, 2009 at 1:38 PM
That "Thank You" is like putting a band-aid on my broken heart. :(
- December 3, 2009 at 1:40 PM
- lisadh said...
Speaking as a mom who had to find a Star Wars cake for her 9-yr old son this year, I know what happened.
There are NO cake kits for Star Wars available.
Some sort of copyright thing with Lucas. And thanks to the latest (and awesome) Star Trek, there ARE kits for that series.
They should have done what I did: have the baker do that "spacey" background, come up with your own "Force" message, and plop on your own appropriate figurines.
Done and my son loved it!
With not a single sci-fi fan offended!
wv: annommo
"Annommo, they di'int cross those streams!" - December 3, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a cake decorator!!
Han shoulda shot the decorator instead of Greedo!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - December 3, 2009 at 1:44 PM
I don't get it. D:
- December 3, 2009 at 1:49 PM
- Culinarychiq said...
Wow, that is a MAJOR faux pas! You NEVER mix Star Wars with Star Trek, Trekkies and Star Wars geeks have gotten pretty violent and nasty over less! LOL Did the caterer or baker need security or police escort to get out of the building?:-P
- December 3, 2009 at 1:55 PM
- Melissa (& Billy) said...
That's all. Just 0_0
...because there are no words... - December 3, 2009 at 2:00 PM
To amp up the anxiety among the geeks even more, I'd add a "Lost In Space" Robot voicing his trademark "Warning! Warning! Danger! Danger!"
- December 3, 2009 at 2:02 PM
- K.Lee said...
If you mix Star Wars and Star Trek you get....
Muahahaha!!!!!! (OK, maybe I need to practice my evil laugh more.) - December 3, 2009 at 2:03 PM
- Unknown said...
Points for Ghostbusters reference, too.
- December 3, 2009 at 2:04 PM
- Melissa (& Billy) said...
It just occurred to me: This is a fanfiction cake. I am VERY VERY SURE that there is fanfic of Star Wars vs. Star Trek...and oh no, now I've done it. I shouldn't have said anything because now I'd love to see what people would come up with.
I'm also very sure that there are some stories that would be better than the cake...and vice versa.
(am a fanficcer myself ;P )
WV: Bedianon:
After going through the wormhole, Kirk stood up and looked around. "Mr. Spock, where are we?"
The Vulcan took out his tricorder. "It appears we are on a planet known as Bedianon."
A pair of robots--one tall and golden, one short and blue--crested the sandy rise in the distance, and Kirk gestured to them. "Maybe they can tell us more," he said, and he and his Science Officer set out...
=P - December 3, 2009 at 2:07 PM
way to funny!
- December 3, 2009 at 2:10 PM
- Red Wolf said...
The best part about this cake is that if you combine the names "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" you get....
"Star Wrek"
:D - December 3, 2009 at 2:16 PM
What, no Tardis?
- December 3, 2009 at 2:16 PM
- ericajoanne said...
I could have forgiven it if the "trek" on the plastic oval wasn't covered up. Talk about rubbing salt in the wound. I cried a little.
- December 3, 2009 at 2:16 PM
I forwarded this picture to a friend who simply responded with
"Abomination!" - December 3, 2009 at 2:23 PM
- Dan Lewis said...
My eyes are bleeding.
- December 3, 2009 at 2:24 PM
- Cyndi said...
I would love some backstory on this. It just can't be intentional - even the most spacey (ha, see what I did there?) decorator would realize something was up when they covered the second half of the Star Trek logo...right?
Right? - December 3, 2009 at 2:44 PM
- Bek said...
Wow. Big time Star Wreck - and I'm not even a huge fan of either.
It really made me laugh though to see your title. Does it annoy anyone else that SciFi has gone all hip and become SyFy...? I thought we knew how to spell here, folks.
Anyway, back to enjoying the wreckage. Can't wait to show my husband this one later. (Jean-Luc was the foremost ornament every year on their family tree) - December 3, 2009 at 2:44 PM
- Little Lovables said...
wow! considering that extreme Trekkie fans wrote death threats to the actor Malcolm McDowell whose character killed Captain Kirk... I can only imagine the demise this cake will meet
- December 3, 2009 at 2:47 PM
- Little Lovables said...
"this cake is just not logical"
- December 3, 2009 at 2:48 PM
- suz said...
I think somewhere, a Trekkie just died. Oh the horror.
- December 3, 2009 at 2:48 PM
just divide by zero, why don't you.
- December 3, 2009 at 2:52 PM
- Luvin' Ewe said...
Better hope that Paramount and Lucas don't get find that wreckerator- they'll BOTH sue....
- December 3, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Well... I read the words as "Star Wart" ... Maybe that explains something.
- December 3, 2009 at 3:20 PM
- Unknown said...
Maybe in a galaxy far, far away.... the crew of the star ship Enterprise encountered THE FORCE!!
- December 3, 2009 at 3:23 PM
- Green said...
Dear Star "Wars" cake,
I hate you with more fervor than I hated the wedding cake yesterday. I want to murder you, you blasphemous lump of frosting covered manure.
A concerned Wreck-watcher. - December 3, 2009 at 3:32 PM
- ksaldria said...
It's like if a million fanboys cried out and were suddenly silenced.
- December 3, 2009 at 3:32 PM
- bookbug said...
*head asplode*
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO.
Wow. On so many levels, wow. - December 3, 2009 at 3:36 PM
This is a great opportunity to mention that my 5-year-olds, and myself, were tickled pick by your Ghostbusters reference in your book.
"I think it can hear you, Ray." :rofl: My kids like to act that scene out. - December 3, 2009 at 3:41 PM
The real phantom menace is that cake decorator!
- December 3, 2009 at 3:45 PM
- Jennifer said...
I always thought that Star Trek and Star Wars were of the same series of movies. It wasn't until my early 20s that I found out I was wrong. Needless to say, I've never seen any of any of the movies.
- December 3, 2009 at 3:51 PM
- queenb said...
WOW...Round of applause to everyone today...The wreck is wreckilicious, but the comments are just stellar...you guys all crack me up! Wish I could come up with something clever to add, but I'm too busy snickering at all the fabulous comments!
~Bonnie B ;) - December 3, 2009 at 3:56 PM
- Poofleia said...
**insert wookiee yell of agony hear** - December 3, 2009 at 4:15 PM
I was hoping for a Star Wars wreck as I have an upcoming birthday and Jen delivers. Thanks Jen! This just makes my day.
- December 3, 2009 at 4:42 PM
- Amy said...
This is hysterical. You know the kid was all, "Dude, I'm not eating this because the Star Trek and Star Wars don't exist in the same space-time continuum and if I or anyone else eats that the worlds will collide and we'll all be zapped into anti-matter." Cuz you know, you have to be INTO that kind of stuff to have that kind of cake and if you were, that's how you would talk.
- December 3, 2009 at 5:07 PM
Well, at least the frosting won't make for stained lips and funky poo.
Oh, wait.
Becky - December 3, 2009 at 5:09 PM
But Cap'n I canna change the laws of cake decorating!
Beam me up Chewwie - December 3, 2009 at 5:12 PM
To continue the movie reference...
"I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought"
Wow, that's just so bad. - December 3, 2009 at 5:22 PM
- Margee said...
This makes me weep for humanity. So, so very wrong :,( - December 3, 2009 at 5:33 PM
- waves hand at customers -
This is not the cake you're looking for. Move along. Move along.
The last words of Obi-Wan McCoy:
"Dammit Luke, I'm dead!" - December 3, 2009 at 5:36 PM
- quichepup said...
This is so, so wrong.
Instead of The Office I thought about Fanboys. There's one scene where the guys, a bunch of Star Wars fans, go to the future birthplace of James T. Kirk and cause trouble. A riot starts when 1 Trekker insults Han Solo and, y'all have to see the movie.
There was a disturbance in the Force and a ship full of Tribbles screamed when this cake was made. - December 3, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Ignoratolerance, thy name is Star trekkywars...
- December 3, 2009 at 5:51 PM
- Gary said...
I find it ... interesting ... that more readers of this site seem to be more offended by combining Stars Trek and Wars than were offended by any of the cakes featuring cannibalism, dismemberment, display of dissected human organs, genitalia, huge piles of excrement, dead babies, mutilated animals, diseased feet, swastikas, shotgun shells ... you name it. At least we've got our priorities straight.
- December 3, 2009 at 6:17 PM
- Ruth of fat loss for idiots said...
Yes finally a cake with style. Love it, love it, love it!
- December 3, 2009 at 6:21 PM
- Fanboy Wife said...
Why is it called "Syfy" anyway? Is it Syience Fyction?
- December 3, 2009 at 6:52 PM
- Steph83 said...
Yes, one might even call this a StarWrek...
- December 3, 2009 at 6:56 PM
- Serena said...
I am so sorry you had to witness that. It's really heart breaking.
- December 3, 2009 at 6:56 PM
- Little Luxuries said...
I object to the implication that this cake has anything to do with the Syfy cable channel; it has way too much science-fiction related stuff on it. Where are the dragons, medieval adventurers, serial killers, man-eating critters and ghost-hunters? ;)
- December 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM
That is wrong. Just so wrong. My husband said he's surprised that bakery hasn't had it's windows busted out with 20-sided dice ROFL
- December 3, 2009 at 7:07 PM
- Lynette said...
Shouldn't the Thank You sticker read I'm Sorry? Or are they thanking the family for not dumping the cake on the decorator's head? :) I mean really, if you don't have the stuff to do it right, just admit it.
- December 3, 2009 at 9:26 PM
As a Star Wars, and Star Trek fan... I have this, and this alone to say: DEAR GOD WHYYYYYYYY?????
On a side note, I have never felt those two aspects of my personality cringe at the same time, at the same thing, and yet both yell "You're ruining it!" to the other side. - December 3, 2009 at 10:12 PM
- Unknown said...
jeez, they even put figures from 3 different Star Wars movies. Boba Fett wasn't even born when Qui-Gon Jinn was alive. The clone troopers didn't show up till the 2nd movie! *aneurysm*
- December 3, 2009 at 10:32 PM
- Unknown said...
My first Cake Wrecked comment. All I can say is Oh.......my.......Picard.
- December 3, 2009 at 10:34 PM
- Kristin aka Trekkie Gal said...
Must....keep...calm...and try to understand that there are people in the world who have no understanding of Star Trek and Star Wars. But but but...I just CAN'T comprehend it!!!!! ;)
- December 4, 2009 at 12:05 AM
- archersangel said...
they should've left the enterporse thing off of it & wrote the title on there. major fail.
- December 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM
This reminds me of the time my friend said to me "Let the force be with you" while saluting me with the Vulcan hand gesture.
- December 4, 2009 at 12:24 AM
- Lali (aka Redfroggy) said...
Oh goodness... I just figured out why the Star & Wars were different colors. *shakes head*
Call me slow but it was 6am and I hadn't been to bed when I looked at this the last time.
BTW, read the FAQ and hence the entire Epcot encounter and golly gee whiz. SPACESHIP EARTH FTW!! :D Your cake was outstanding too! - December 4, 2009 at 12:41 AM
- Caroline B said...
Oh dear. I do hope that didn't wreck some child's birthday - every small boy I know gets irate if you talk about their current obsession and GET IT WROOONG...some big boys too.
To Anonymous:
"This is not the cake you're looking for. Move along. Move along."
Brilliant - you made me laugh out loud this morning! - December 4, 2009 at 1:53 AM
- cadylee said...
- December 4, 2009 at 2:01 AM
Oh no!!! Now that the streams have crossed we have a journey that begins where everything ends. Save me V.I.N.C.E.N.T.! Save me!!!
- December 4, 2009 at 3:26 AM
I'm not a huge fan of sci-fi, but even I know that Star Trek and Star Wars are two totally different things and not interchangeable. Sheesh. :P
- December 4, 2009 at 6:41 AM
- Megan Clake said...
Words fail me... Can one make any more mistakes on a Star Wars cake?
WV: Riette - Someone should read the riette act to that baker. - December 4, 2009 at 7:36 AM
Fun, and a true wreck, figures totaly out of scale with the ship,and mixing 2 franchises. LOL and they get married and follow Mr Spocks childcare book?
- December 4, 2009 at 8:56 AM
Ouch, that's just painful.
Enjoyed the Ghostbusters reference, though! - December 4, 2009 at 9:43 AM
As I like neither, I shall laugh hystrically into my hot tea. :3
- December 4, 2009 at 9:43 AM
having it "SyFy" instead of SciFi in the post title is sacrilege all on its own.
- December 4, 2009 at 9:52 AM
- Michelle said...
I think I had a brain aneurysm.
The Enterprise, my beloved Enterprise, does NOT belong next to Obi-Wan. Doesn't work that way. - December 4, 2009 at 10:56 AM
- Unknown said...
What, kid didn't like Stargate as well? Could have thrown in some Starfire too. I mean, come on! So many Star----s to go around!!
Honestly though, if they asked for a Star Trek / Star Wars cross over cake, it was never going to end well unless the baker just out right refused. :P - December 4, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Egad! Where'd the post for today go??? (3rd)
- December 4, 2009 at 2:28 PM
or the 4th... today is the 4th. *sigh*
- December 4, 2009 at 2:29 PM
Peoples, it's "syfy" just to be funny! And also, the SciFi channel apparently changed their name to SyFy, cause we're too stupid to know it's spelled SciFi? Check out SyFi.com. Or even SciFi.com; it'll reroute you to SyFy.com.
Ahhh, thanks SyFy channel for dumbing it down for all!
Kaaren - December 4, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Um, where did Friday's post go?
I hit refresh, and it's gone... - December 4, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Today's (12/4) post go bye-bye? Please don't tell me it got pulled because some infinitessimal portion of the CW audience got somehow offended by it - that would make me sad.
Word verification:
sestiv: a combination of sexy & festive.
Example: "My boyfriend is dressed very sestively for the Christmas party, although I don't know if the box on the front of his parts is really workplace-appropriate." - December 4, 2009 at 3:07 PM
This is relevant to this post's interests!
:) - December 4, 2009 at 3:08 PM
what happened to the cake for 4th??
- December 4, 2009 at 3:16 PM
I just saw today's post was gone too! Are we going crazy?
- December 4, 2009 at 3:20 PM
- Beenznrice Illustration and Graphic Design said...
similar fail at Failblog: http://failblog.org/2009/12/04/star-trek-fail/
- December 4, 2009 at 4:01 PM
166 entries for this one photo..wow, the Trekkies are coming out of the woodwork! Well done, Jen!
- December 4, 2009 at 4:18 PM
- Elizabeth C. said...
No cake today!?!
WV: futherdl
I'm made futherdl by the lack of cake. No relief from this boredom! - December 4, 2009 at 4:18 PM
Greetings from Finland - love CW and have even used it in my lessons! I hope the 'Euro'-cake didn't get exterminated because someone got upset... And even worse if they weren't even from here! Many of us actually have a sense of humour, contrary to belief :D.
- December 4, 2009 at 4:19 PM
- UnitOfForce said...
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw today's earlier post. I thought I was hallucinating (still a firm possibility, but now a group hallucination! Have more fun with your friends!!!).
- December 4, 2009 at 4:26 PM
Cake Wrecks was just referenced (sadly not by name, but still) on "Have I Got News For You" on the BBC. I'm sure if you keep an eye on Youtube it'll crop up shortly, or else it will definitely be on BBC Iplayer for UK Cake Wrecks fans~
- December 4, 2009 at 4:33 PM
I've just watched Have I Got News For You, which is a weekly panel show in the UK where comedians make fun of the week's events, and... They mentioned Cake Wrecks! The host mentioned "a blog devoted to cakes that are unintentionally sad, silly, creepy or inappropriate" and they showed a picture of The Cake That Started It All! I just thought I'd tell you. :)
- December 4, 2009 at 4:35 PM
You know what this cake needs? Star Bug from Red Dwarf!
- December 4, 2009 at 4:42 PM
- Kate said...
That's hilarious.
But then I went "OMG ARE THOSE SCREWS" and I had to look at them closely and then wipe my forhead and say "Phew, no, they're just gray birthday candles." - December 4, 2009 at 4:50 PM
- Malisa Twelves said...
Seriously... what were they thinking????
- December 4, 2009 at 5:07 PM
- Spocko said...
I think this is just great and it is a very clever "mash up" that all the kids are doing these days.
More Mash Ups!
Battle Star Galactica and V.
"The Lizards are Cylons!"
V and FlashForward
"The FBI is infiltrated with are Lizard Cylons!"
FlashForward and Lost
"The FBI agent in FlashForward is that woman in V!"
V and Senerity
"One of Lizard Cylons infiltrating the FBI is the Browncoat Wash!"
I think we should see more of it. I think the underlying cakes should be combo flavors.
Chocolate and Vanilla. or
V for Vanilla and L for Lost. - December 4, 2009 at 5:08 PM
- Lulubelle B said...
FAIL Blog also had a Trek/Wars mash up today:
http://failblog.org/2009/12/04/star-trek-fail/ - December 4, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Somewhere a child weeps.....
- December 4, 2009 at 5:38 PM
- Lori said...
Even my 4yo would know that these are from totally different universes...
- December 4, 2009 at 5:40 PM
where is the december 4th post? Yuo didnt get anouhter nazi cake did u? I hope every thing is ok and nothing bad happened to either of you. Just curious.
- December 4, 2009 at 5:47 PM
- Anna said...
Are you guys ok, there is no new post for today! (Syfy still up)
I hope you are both well!
Take care :) - December 4, 2009 at 5:57 PM
- Em said...
will someone please at least tell me what was in friday's post so that i'll know and not be forever curious? i always miss the posts that get deleted! stupid time zone difference.
- December 4, 2009 at 6:13 PM
- Lybertygirl said...
What Happend to today's post??? must have been a doosy - sorry I missed it.
- December 4, 2009 at 6:25 PM
- Unknown said...
What, were they reading FailBlog?
http://failblog.org/2009/12/04/star-trek-fail/ - December 4, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Not about the cake, but I just thought you'd like to know that you got a mention on 'Have I Got News For You' (a long running BBC current affairs comedy) on BBC1 tonight! :D
- December 4, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Some friends and I once dressed as Star Wars characters to go see the premier of a Star Trek movie. That was an excellent way to piss of a bunch of other nerds. We nearly had our butts handed to us.
Good times. - December 4, 2009 at 8:00 PM
- Jon-Michael said...
That is the science fiction version of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and it's a dessert!
- December 4, 2009 at 11:51 PM
- Michael R. said...
(as Darth Vader) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
- December 5, 2009 at 12:46 AM
- NZ_Jackie said...
Dude! not cool!!!
NZJ - December 5, 2009 at 1:03 AM
Eegads, what have they done? XD I've seen that cake in my local Wal-Mart, sans Star Wars figures and that...classy...correction. It came out as a small children's party cake with the plastic enterprise and stand serving as the main decoration and an (admittedly unappetizing) airbrushed starry backdrop. But no Star Wars figures, and while it did rely on the plastic spaceship, it looked a sight better than this...thing.
- December 5, 2009 at 1:22 AM
So many comments to reply to and so little time!
suz said...
I think somewhere, a Trekkie just died. Oh the horror.
Ya, and he was wearing a red shirt!
Lisa T. - you poor deprived child.
Amy - you are so right!
This was just too much to bear! Not enough OMGs or head shakes in the world.
WV: presten
as in "This is so wrong, my hands are presten to my eyes to stop the pain!" - December 5, 2009 at 8:44 AM
- MissRon said...
Oh no they didn't! *cries* As a Trekkie I have a hard enough time trying to make people understand that Darth Vader did not try to destroy the Enterprise without cake people making it worse! Hehehe.
I actually laughed out loud for 10 minutes. I think I scared my fish.......... - December 5, 2009 at 8:50 AM
May the Farce be with you, always.
...a wretched pile of icing and inanity.
There's a Jedi on the starboard stern,
Starboard stern, starboard stern,
There's a Jedi on the starboard stern,
Scrape 'em off, Jim!
Cake Wreckin', across the multiverse,
On the Starship Enterprise along with George's work.
Cake Wreckin', across the multiverse,
You know you cannot cross the streams,
It only makes it worse! - December 5, 2009 at 1:13 PM
Reminds me of this Star Trek Fail and subsequent Win I found the other day.
http://fuckyeahdrmccoy.tumblr.com/post/261494121/gigglemonsteremmy-epic-fail-epic-win-lmao - December 5, 2009 at 1:35 PM
Ok, I know they shouldn't mix, but do any of you Trekkies realize that R2D2 really IS in the new Star Trek movie? For real.
So, if George Lucas can get in on it, and have fun with Trek, why can't this cake?
Granted, the wreckers should have used their brains. - December 5, 2009 at 10:15 PM
Thats one seriously misshapen Millennium Falcon.
- December 5, 2009 at 10:44 PM
- L. Shepherd said...
This is THE most offensive cake I've ever seen. Seriously. If someone tried to sell me that I would smash it to the floor and stomp on it.
- December 6, 2009 at 1:56 AM
to Miki: So I am not the only one to have that song running through my head for the last two days!?!?! Wahoo!
For those of you who don't know this song it's by The Firm, called "Star Trekkin'" Look it up, listen, and laugh!
"It's worse than that, it's physics Jim!"
Andrea in Ohio - December 6, 2009 at 11:27 AM
- John Sperry said...
Almost as wrong as the fact that they started spelling sci-fi: "syfy" to try and make science fiction more trendy and universally appealing. Really!?
- December 6, 2009 at 5:20 PM
- Unknown said...
My husband simply stared at this one in mute horror...
Rene - December 6, 2009 at 7:54 PM
- dee said...
a cake full of decorative ewoks would have been better than this.
- December 7, 2009 at 12:59 AM
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About the organization
The PA was first established in 1957, and has been an affiliated organization of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) since 1969. As of the year 2002, there are approximately 300 PA members from all over the world.
The PA is a private, non-profit, 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization, governed by Bylaws and with nine elected Directors. The PA is a non-adjudicating organization and endorses no ideologies or beliefs other than the value of rigorous scientific and scholarly inquiry.
The Parapsychological Association is an international professional organization of scientists and scholars engaged in the study of psi (or 'psychic') experiences, such as telepathy, clairvoyance, psychokinesis, psychic healing, and precognition. First established in 1957, the PA has been an affiliated organization of the American Association for the Advancement of Science since 1969.
The mission of the PA is to:
As a non-profit, non-adjudicating organization, the PA endorses no ideologies or beliefs other than the value of rigorous scientific and scholarly inquiry. There is a level of membership for everyone interested in the scientific and scholarly advancement of parapsychology. Join or donate today.