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DENVER -- The opening months of Colorado's first-in-the-nation recreational marijuana industry have seen a rise in fiery explosions and injuries as pot users try to make the drug's intoxicating oil in crude home-based laboratories.
Since Jan. 1, when sales began, the state's only certified adult burn center has treated 10 people with serious injuries they suffered while making hash oil, compared with 11 in 2013 and one in 2012.
Law enforcement and fire officials, meanwhile, are grappling with how to respond, as the questionable legality of the process has made it difficult to punish amateur chemists. Some prosecutors are charging them with felonies, while others say hash oil production is protected under a provision of the new legal pot law.
"These today are the meth labs of the '90s. We have to change our thinking and what we're looking for," said police Sgt. Pat Long in Thornton, a Denver suburb where officers were puzzled by the city's first hash oil explosion in January.
More than a dozen explosions in the Denver area alone this year are being blamed on people cooking hash oil, reports CBS Denver.
The most recent case there was Monday morning. Investigators suspect a hash oil explosion was what caused a home to catch fire. No one was hurt, but the basement and first floor were seriously damaged.
"I was startled out of a dead sleep. I heard glass shattering," neighbor Joules Poolski told CBS Denver.
Hash oil is typically made by packing the castoff leaves and stems of pot plants into a pipe and pouring highly flammable butane through it. The concoction is heated to make the potent oil for far less than it would take to purchase it in stores.
The golden mixture can be up to 80 percent THC, marijuana's intoxicating chemical, and devotees say one or two drops can produce a more euphoric high than an entire joint. It can also be infused into baked goods or vaporized.
Without proper ventilation, butane fumes can linger. All it takes is a spark of static electricity to ignite a room.
Firefighters in the state have raced to at least 31 butane hash oil explosions this year, compared with 11 last year, according to the Rocky Mountain High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area, an agency that has only recently started tallying cases.
The data represents only reported and confirmed cases, and the actual number of explosions could be higher, said Kevin Wong, an intelligence analyst for the agency. "This is just the tip of the iceberg," Wong said.
The organization has started training police and firefighters on how to spot the signs of a hash oil explosion. After the Thornton blast, officers found a charred home littered with bottles of butane. They were perplexed, which highlighted the need for more training, Long said.
In recent years, there have been dozens of explosions and injuries in other states where residents can get access to the plant through medical marijuana systems, including California, Washington state and Oregon.
In Washington state, where home pot growing isn't allowed, officials were so concerned about the dangers of producing marijuana extracts for sale in state-licensed shops that they require licensed producers to have an expensive ventilation system.
Colorado marijuana businesses are allowed to manufacture hash oil using butane, but with strict rules. Colorado's pot laws allow adults 21 and over to grow up to six plants at home and cooks often use their own plants to affordably make hash oil in their kitchens or garages.
As a result, explosions have happened primarily on private property.
There were at least five blasts in one week alone last month. In one case, two children had to be rescued from their burning suburban Denver townhome after their father and his girlfriend caused a blast while making the extract.
In that case, authorities charged the homeowner with arson and child abuse, a common punishment for home cooks whose recipes ended in disaster. Denver, where at least eight explosions have occurred, banned home hash oil production under a portion of the building code that prohibits "creating an unsafe environment."
Arapahoe County District Attorney George Brauchler said his office has pursued felony charges against people simply for cooking hash oil at home five to 10 times so far this year.
But Brian Vicente, who helped write the pot law, said its statute allowing the processing of marijuana plants includes home hash oil production. The law is vague but as the issue has evolved, legislators should step in to find a balance, he said.
Vicente said the fires will decline as people realize the dangers and head to pot shops instead.
Each month, patents arrive at the University of Colorado Hospital's burn center with deep, painful burns, almost all of which require surgery, associate nurse manager Camy Boyle said.
But Wayne Winkler said though it remains cheaper to make the oil at home, he knows the damage such explosions can cause.
In 2012, he agreed to make hash oil as a favor for a friend, but after he made a batch, he saw the butane vapors ignite by an electric stove. The explosion left him with severe burn scars on his hands, arms, neck and face.
"It was the worst pain of my life," said Winkler, who nearly lost his home and family. "It wasn't worth the risk."


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It is sold in open-air markets and usually eaten with a glass of caldo de cana – a.k.a. garapa – which is sugarcane juice. It's delicious!
Some of us like to add a tablespoon of "vinagrete" - a kind of salsa made with tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and parsley – to our pastel before each bite:
It's easy to buy ready to use pastel dough, but since I wanted to share this food with my foreign readers I decided to make the dough from scratch, using a recipe from a dear friend of mine.
I was having a hard time trying to put into words a good description of pastel and my dear friend Valentina came to my rescue – she told me they're similar to wontons and can also be described as a cross between Chinese spring rolls and Indian Samosas.
It was really, really hard to roll the dough without a cylinder or a pasta machine – I used a rolling pin. I kept thinking about all the calories I was burning before even eating the pastéis… :)
In the end, the pastéis were delicious and totally worth the effort. ;)
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I forgot to write that sweet pastéis are even more delicious sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon after they're fried.
Tks for reminding me, Freya!
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1 teaspoon salt
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Filling – you can use a huge number of flavors, such as cheese, ground beef, ham + cheese and tomato, hearts of palm. Sweet fillings are also possible: dulce de leche, guava paste, chocolate.
Use your imagination, the sky is the limit!
I made half filled with pizza cheese and dried oregano and the other half with hearts of palm cooked in olive oil with chopped onions – you can find a good recipe here, which I used to make bread boats. I added a pitted olive to each pastel, too.
Mix the flour, oil, cachaça and salt in a bowl. Add water, a little at a time, and work with your hands until you form a smooth dough – firm but not sticky.
Place them in a baking sheet, separating the layers with cling film or plastic:
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Every day, Cindy Fleischner lines up her crew of cuddly canines for breakfast. As the four other dogs eat, Cindy pulls Katy, her 12 year old Shepherd mix aside for a peanut butter treat. Katy is battling lymphoma and this treat hides her daily dose of chemotherapy drugs. Katy is not alone in this war. Canine cancer is one of the leading causes of dog deaths. Of the more than 100 million dogs in North America, about two in four will develop cancer and one in four will die from some form of this dreaded disease. In some purebred dogs, the percentages could be even higher.
Adopted from the Denver Dumb Friends League, Katy was no stranger to hospitals. As a licensed Therapy Dog, she spent many hours at a local hospital, bringing comfort and joy to patients.However, Fleishner began to notice that Katy, a normally sweet dog, became distracted and that something was not right. A physical examination found a growing mass on Katy's throat. Further testing and surgery would determine that the lump was thyroid cancer.
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I have fond memories of baking with my mother when I was growing up. Mom would make the most delicious homemade red velvet cake with the BEST butter cream icing every year for my birthday. (I still ask for it now, and I'll be 30 this year.) My mother is a Cake Wrecks reader. She forwards my (and Jen's) posts to her friends, and she is so super proud. So in honor of my remarkable mom - and the rest of you moms out there - I've scoured the web for cakes that remind me of her.
For the piles of stinky clothes you sorted and washed...
For all the loads of dishes...
(This cake is from a page in Jane Asher's Calendar of Cooking from 1995. It wouldn't be my choice to remind mom of the constant mess in the kitchen, but it's too hilarious not to include. "Happy Mother's Day, Mom! Say, the kitchen's pretty messy - would you mind?")
For all this and so much more, I just have to say thanks, Mom. I love you!
And for the rest of you moms out there: Happy Mother's Day! Here's hoping it's the sweetest one yet.
From John: Today's cakes are about Jen Dorsman's mom. And yup, they're a bit "Traditional." But that's who her mom is. If I had written this post, the cakes I would choose to represent my own mom would involve baseball and learning to fix things and becoming a gentleman. Because my mom had to be my dad as well. Just for today, let's look at the pretty cakes and remember that it's all about Moms and the many and varied roles they have played in our lives.


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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Creations That Might Possibly Be Representations of Turkeys
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
You know, Amanda S., I always wondered what Davy Jones would look like as a turkey. I'd say this has got to be spot on.
Kara S., please tell me this is a baby shower cake. (Orange pacifier? Woolly bonnet? It could work.)
Ashley J. has obviously found the "angry tree demigod" species of turkey. Forget Smokey the Bear: now HERE is a mascot that will make you put those campfires out.
And Melissa G. found a...a...hm. Right, you got me. What the heck is this?
Ah, the traditional "Snake in a Flamenco Dress" turkey - of course. But where are the castanets, Erin L.?
And lastly:
Sure, ok, he looks like a turtle whose shell is on fire - no problem. The thing I can't get past are those weird Aztec-looking symbols written on the left "pumpkin's" head. After a few moments squinting at them, I suddenly realized they are supposed to be words. Check it out; it's like one of those magic eye puzzles.
And don't look now, Lynz B., but I think those Twizzlers are supposed to be feet. Won't you join me in weeping for the future of cake art?
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- Hyla said...
LMAO Snakes and turtles!
~Hyla - November 26, 2008 at 9:21 AM
I think it says eat more beef
- November 26, 2008 at 9:21 AM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
Little known fact: Participants at the First Thanksgiving got a hold of some bad Peyote...this is what they saw.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:22 AM
The last cake maker seems to think they're not only awesome at cake decorating, but also a comedian. The left pumpkin says "eat more beef" if you squint really hard. They obviously think crazy pumpkins in illegible colors with flaming turtles are cuter than the Chick-Fil-A cows.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:22 AM
- Mare said...
My favorite has to be the turtle whose shell is on fire! Thanks for the laughs.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:23 AM
Is it just me, or it says "Eat more beef"?? How appropriate lol.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:23 AM
Unless I'm mistaken, those "Aztec symbols" say "eat more beef." Creepy.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:23 AM
- punkinmama said...
Truly tragic! I feel sorry for anyone who would even consider purchasing such monstrosities!
- November 26, 2008 at 9:24 AM
- Beth said...
Well, the 4th one down is clearly some sacrifice to the sun gods to bring us good weather on Thanksgiving. Those feathers, you see, are the rays
- November 26, 2008 at 9:27 AM
The one you were confused about? Obviously some sort of sun with a strange solar flare. And yes after much squinting I DID see words...well letters anyway.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:27 AM
- Jan Andrea said...
"Eat... more... beef"
I have a turkey wreck sitting in my camera, but it's on a cookie. Is that okay for cake wrecks? - November 26, 2008 at 9:27 AM
- Susan said...
Aw Jen - you're just stuck in the old ways. These cakes are the future, man. Art doesn't have to be real - it just has to make you feel. Unfortunately, this art makes me feel kinda icky.
And I think Chik-Fil-A has someone to sue with the last cake. Aren't they the ones with the 'Eat More Beef' campaign? That's what the little sign says on the left. - November 26, 2008 at 9:27 AM
- Lina said...
Does that say Eat More Beet? LOL. I can't believe how horrible these turkeys are... I never knew beaks could be so difficult to make on a cake!
- November 26, 2008 at 9:27 AM
- Dan Guerrero said...
I'm fairly certain it says "Eat More Beef" on the sign above the pumpkin on the left. Pretty comical, but awful handwriting. And shouldn't the turkey be saying it, not a pumpkin?
- November 26, 2008 at 9:28 AM
My five year old says the first one looks like a "squid turkey" lol.
Melissa - November 26, 2008 at 9:28 AM
- Heidi said...
OK...that last one is just plain scary. :)
- November 26, 2008 at 9:29 AM
Once I realized you meant Davy Jone from Pirates of the Caribbean and not Davy Jones from the Monkees, it made sense. Your comment that is, not the cake.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:30 AM
- ad said...
The icing! The icing!
Oh, the carnage! - November 26, 2008 at 9:31 AM
My vote goes to cake 4 for looking most like a turkey...the rest are weird space creatures.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:32 AM
- Craig said...
I thought the "angry tree demi-god" was a spider.
And do the words on the pumpkin's head say "EAT MORE BEE"? Aren't they disappearing fast enough without encouraging us to eat them? - November 26, 2008 at 9:32 AM
- Kelli said...
Yes, a turtle who demands you "Eat More Beef" (or Beff). Looks like someone is ripping off Chick-Fil-A. But who eats that much turtle?
- November 26, 2008 at 9:32 AM
I think the pumpkin is saying "eat more beef," which makes me sad and giggly at the same time.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:33 AM
- Amanda said...
"tree demi-god" - that's great!!
My kids had the same reaction as I did to cake #4: "It looks like it's made out of corn cobs!"
And I'm getting Earthworm Jim feelings on cake #5. :D - November 26, 2008 at 9:36 AM
Words fail me, but "Eat More Beef" is not the caption I'd put to the last turkey (and I mean that in the sense of a dud).
- November 26, 2008 at 9:36 AM
The little pumkin says "Eat More Beef"....First time commenter, I love your blog, it always starts my day off right!
- November 26, 2008 at 9:37 AM
- Breeda said...
Does the Aztec thingy say "Eat More Beef"? And that is one nasty turkey neck!
Happy Thanksgiving! - November 26, 2008 at 9:37 AM
- Amy McMean said...
I weep for cake art.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:37 AM
Thank goodness the sticker lets us know that it is indeed a "turkey variety pullapart" cake. I don't know why anyone would be confused by that. And why would the pumpkin be concerned about us eating beef rather than sugar turkeys? Is beef made of squash?
- November 26, 2008 at 9:39 AM
Why do crazy deformed pumpkins care if we eat more beef? I think the unidentifiable one is in fact sporting tentacles. Cthulu fhtagn!
- November 26, 2008 at 9:39 AM
- HorribleLicensePlates said...
Twizzlers = Spider turkey
Awesome. - November 26, 2008 at 9:40 AM
Number Four, Well that's the incredibly rare Octoturkey!!! The Octoturkey is seen in November slinking around grocery store bakeries, leaving a trail of buttercream frosting. On-lookers scream as it scales and mounts the lobster tank, where it devours the defenseless rubberband clawed creatures in seconds. When the beast's appetite is quieted, it returns to its plastic cave to sleep off the meal.
And THAT'S why your cake sometimes smells like seafood. - November 26, 2008 at 9:41 AM
OK, geek flag flying now... but do you not think that the first wreck looks an awful lot like the new dalek hybrid in the Dr Who episode in Manhatten? (maybe a bit more rasta though, haha)
http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c228/tennant05/evo/114.jpg - November 26, 2008 at 9:42 AM
- sophanne said...
Is it Sunday yet?
- November 26, 2008 at 9:42 AM
- Unknown said...
Jen, love the wreckitude. Keep it coming, you make mornings at work far nicer! I've got some ideas about what some of those cakes are maybe supposed to be...
Okay, number 1: It's Turkthulu, a lesser-known creature of Lovecraft's. Seriously, it looks like icing on a board. I'm assuming it's a dreaded CCC. {shudder} Moving on...
Number 2: apparently someone forgot that we don't use the egg-shaped pan for this holiday.
Number 3: you nailed that spot-on. But at least it has sprinkles. =)
Number 4: That's gotta be a spider. 8 legs, weird design on the back, yeah, spider. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Number 5: I'm with you - snake in a dress. Which only begs the question, "Why?!" But, of course, so do the rest of these.
Okay, hoping you (and the rest of the American readers) have a happy Turkey day! (And to the non-Americans, well, hope you at least have a good weekend =) ). - November 26, 2008 at 9:42 AM
I think the 4th one may be the spider cake from Halloween gone radioactive.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:43 AM
Yet another demonstration on how we put poo on a cake but the lines are pretty straight so I have to give a little credit.(referring to first cake)
- November 26, 2008 at 9:44 AM
- Ms.Scartastic said...
Some of these are really scary! The words above the left pumpkin are "Eat More Beef" LOL
- November 26, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Oh- did it ever take me awhile to make out the words on the pumpkins head. Why, 'eat more beef', of course! What a creative marking for a pumpkin head!
www.thesouthernfamily.blogspot.com - November 26, 2008 at 9:44 AM
The Aztec pumpkin headdress says "Eat More Beef." Hmm. Clever.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Mr. Hankey, The Thanksgiving Poo! Finally, he's in cake form.
eeewww. - November 26, 2008 at 9:45 AM
- Candy said...
The pumpkin says "eat more beef" - so long as it isn't a beef cake. Ewwww.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:46 AM
I think the guy on the left is saying "Eat More Beef"
- November 26, 2008 at 9:46 AM
The little pumpkin is so happy!...Is he really telling us to eat more beef?
I guess that's in the best interest of the turkey/turtle (turkle?) but it's like a Chick-fil-a ad gone awry. Maybe that's the point? - November 26, 2008 at 9:46 AM
- sues2u2 said...
All that my 6 yr old could say as she peered over my shoulder was, OH! I think that says it all.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:47 AM
- Weims319 said...
So the sign on the pumpkin says "Eat More Beef". Uh huh.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:47 AM
The last cake, it would appear that something inappropriate somehow got eyes!....use your imagination. Oh wait...you don't have to.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:47 AM
The Market Pantry cake is supposed to be a Native American god of harvest: the stylized turkey head surrounded by various colors of maize, representing the fall feast of plenty.
... Yep, that's it. - November 26, 2008 at 9:48 AM
- Angie McCullagh said...
That demigod cake is so sorry I kind of want to take it home with me.
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com) - November 26, 2008 at 9:49 AM
- Monique in TX said...
I *think* the sign on the Aztec pumpkin god's head says "Eat More Beef." But it could also be "kill me now, and end this." It's hard to tell...
Monique in TX - November 26, 2008 at 9:50 AM
The weird Aztec words say "Eat more beef"
I thought the last turkey looked like someone's portrayal of extreme animal cruelty, setting the poor turkey aflame before it's even been slaughtered. But a turtle with it's shell on fire is much funnier. - November 26, 2008 at 9:50 AM
The Aztec puzzle says "Eat More Beef"
Wow those are classic wrecks! - November 26, 2008 at 9:51 AM
People get paid to make this stuff?? What a life!
I bet these so-called decorators brag to their friends like "Yeah man, I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but I just pile some frosting here, throw a cookie there, and collect my paycheck on Friday. It's awesome,dude!"
These are just hilariously scary :) - November 26, 2008 at 9:52 AM
- anadandy said...
My guess on that 4th one is Shelob from LotR - wearing legwarmers.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:53 AM
- V. Nicharico said...
I'm not even sure what to say to those other than that they give new meaning to the word "horrendous"...
- November 26, 2008 at 9:53 AM
- Grandma J said...
Well of course, the pumpkin is telling us to "eat more beef". Who would want to eat this monstrosity?
- November 26, 2008 at 9:54 AM
- Meagan , Brian, Sydney and Jonas! said...
That one that you don't know what it is- That's Denis Rodman.
- November 26, 2008 at 9:56 AM
- Unknown said...
And my family wonders why I hate turkey.:op
~Amy B - November 26, 2008 at 9:58 AM
- Christin said...
I read it as "EAT MORE BEER."
Which, ya know. Is hilarious. :-D - November 26, 2008 at 10:05 AM
- SammieRockes said...
"Eat more Beef" haha, really? wow. I can't believe thats what the Aztecs wanted us to know.
- November 26, 2008 at 10:06 AM
- Kat said...
Poor Chick-filet. So many knock off's just can't compare to the original.
When are you going to have a modern art classification for cakes? That would help some of the wreck-i-nesss :)Happy Turkey Day y'all. May your turkeys look normal and taste good :) - November 26, 2008 at 10:11 AM
- Jezebel said...
After squinting at the magic-eye-Aztec-symbols pumpkin for a few minutes, I was quite positive that it said "Get more beer". Then I came and read other people's comments. They claim it says "Eat more beef". It makes just the most miniscule amount of sense more, but I like my version better.
- November 26, 2008 at 10:12 AM
You forgot to mention that the 4th photo is a Cup Cake Cake. In fact the label says it's a "24 Ct Turkey Variety Pullapart Cupcakes"
It looks like another animal wandered too close to the electrified fence. - November 26, 2008 at 10:12 AM
- RooManda said...
This round of wreckiness takes the cake, but that last one...Why on Earth would a pumpkin say 'Eat More Beef'? Some cake decorators should have their creative licenses revoked!
- November 26, 2008 at 10:15 AM
positive thing about all that brown icing? looks the same going in as going out. i'm just sayin'...
- November 26, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Hilarious! Thanks for the much needed laughs today!
- November 26, 2008 at 10:36 AM
- loisgroat said...
And to think that just last week I had the errant thought, "Someday this will have to end. She will run out of bad cakes and witty comments. This can not go on forever." I was wrong. You are Queen. May you reign forever.
PS: The computer ate my first comment. I hope this does not end up as a duplicate. - November 26, 2008 at 10:37 AM
The first one looks kinda like a flower made of poo if you squint. The third one with the tree demigod has amazing sprinkle placement. I'm surprised no one has said anything about the 4th one-the snake in a dress- looking like a certain member of male anatomy...
word verification: ingulin, you might need a shot of ingulin if you eat all that frosting. - November 26, 2008 at 10:39 AM
- joyce said...
I vote for snake in the flamenco dance dress. It is the most wreckaliciousnessly cake in our contestants today.
- November 26, 2008 at 10:41 AM
- Schmei said...
#4 is obviously a buffalo in a feathered headdress, celebrating America's native heritage during this Thanksgiving season.
Wait... it's NOT? Because that's what I saw... - November 26, 2008 at 10:43 AM
I think the "snake in a flamenco dress" is a turkey who mated with a peacock.
- November 26, 2008 at 10:46 AM
- Shawna said...
Being the die-hard Monkees fan I am (no, I'm not kidding) I was at first trying to find a likeness of Davy Jones the singer, but I wasn't getting too far. :) Of course, Davy Jones from Pirates, now that I can see. Thanks for the awesome wrecks! Excuse me, I think Daydream Believer is on....
- November 26, 2008 at 10:47 AM
- Rebecca said...
All hail the angry tree demigod!
- November 26, 2008 at 10:53 AM
- Meredith said...
"Ah, the traditional "Snake in a Flamenco Dress" turkey - of course"
If I'd had coffee in my mouth, I would've spit it out. Hahahah. - November 26, 2008 at 10:58 AM
- The Lili Effect said...
#4 is quite obviously a kindergartener's "Hand tracing" version of a thanksgiving turkey tail...
Designed by the six-fingered, two-thumbed man... the relatively unknown brother of Count Rugen who was a considerably less evil cake designer... but who contributed to his brother's treatise on the subject of "Pain" by carefully recording the responses to his Wrecks.
"I'm not a turkey, I'm your cake!" - November 26, 2008 at 11:04 AM
- Mari said...
I love the "angry tree"!
- November 26, 2008 at 11:17 AM
- Jamie said...
Does that say 'Eat More Beets'? Oh, wait... I suppose it has something more to do with cows than Dwight Shrute. Stil...
This post totally got me busted for laughing at work. The angry tree demigod and snake in a flamenco dress killed me ded. - November 26, 2008 at 11:18 AM
- Cake for Breakfast said...
hahahaha! "Snake in a Flamenco Dress"! Classic. As always Jen, these wouldn't be nearly as funny without your wit. I'm grateful for CakeWrecks this year! Happy Thanksgiving.
- November 26, 2008 at 11:22 AM
- Lisa said...
Hey, has anyone pointed out yet that the pumpkin says "Eat more beef"?
Just checking. - November 26, 2008 at 11:23 AM
- The Chubby One said...
Maybe the twislers are there to hold up the massive body...like bride cables in a way.
I don't know, I'm trying to help it out and it's just not working. - November 26, 2008 at 11:31 AM
@ cake #1
Ia! Ia! Turkey fhtagn! - November 26, 2008 at 11:36 AM
I thought the pumpkin said "eat more beer" until I read the other comments. Beef makes more sense, although drinking more beer might make the wreck look more reasonable...
The snake in the flamenco dress cracked me up! - November 26, 2008 at 11:40 AM
- k_sra said...
This is what happens when you ask a nation who have never seen a live turkey to interpret a live turkey in baked goods. *sigh*
- November 26, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Just found your blog (from Katie) and these cakes are just too sad! I have been doing cakes for over 12 years and I am glad to say they (even my worst ones) look nothing like these!
- November 26, 2008 at 11:58 AM
hmmm. I come from a cattle ranching family, so 'Eat More Beef' is a popular sentiment at our Thanksgivings.
The cakes themselves, especially the Angry Tree Demi-god are going to give me nightmares. - November 26, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Ok, so it may be gross, but Melissa G.'s submission (I can't make myself call it a turkey) looks like it surrounded by gnawed on corn-cobs, some of them have just been dyed....
- November 26, 2008 at 12:06 PM
- Karen Bodkin said...
Ha ha ha ha....we went turkey for you today too Jen!
- November 26, 2008 at 12:07 PM
- Chic Runner said...
I never ever knew there could be so many wrecks. I can't believe people actually try to sell these things. I wait for the day when I to can become an offical wreckporter!
- November 26, 2008 at 12:13 PM
- Kaytee said...
I vote that the fourth cake is actually a Halloween cake. In keeping with the scarecrow/chewbacca that we saw a few days ago, this one is chewbacca dressed up as the Mayan sun god (Quetzalcoatl?). Really, it's only problem is that the baker made it 1 month late!
- November 26, 2008 at 12:23 PM
- Elena said...
oooh! A Turkopus!
~Elena - November 26, 2008 at 12:47 PM
- Natalie said...
I kept trying to think of what it was that I could say to describe each one, and you got it spot on. Way to go, Jen, for reading my mind!
- November 26, 2008 at 12:55 PM
- Jess said...
Hmmm...I think the Aztec symbols say drink more beer. Maybe if you drink more beer, the cake looks more like a turkey! Those are all wrecktastic!!
word verification - likaff -- when you laugh at a joke because you like the person, but the joke wasn't really very funny - November 26, 2008 at 1:03 PM
- Scritzy said...
The first Easter Island pumpkin says, "Eat More Beef."
The second has a sign behind it that says, "Gobble, Gobble."
Isn't that a mixed message?
And the first cake definitely belongs in Davy Jones' locker.
Word verification: chare. Chare a Thanksgiving Turkey Cake with your family this holiday season! - November 26, 2008 at 1:03 PM
- Ms Ashley said...
lol at the Snake! It could double as the Lochness Monster!
- November 26, 2008 at 1:04 PM
- Amanda said...
yay your posted my turkey!!!
and yeah davey jones....
they were so bad looking!!!
hahahhaaaaa!!!! - November 26, 2008 at 1:13 PM
- Holly said...
Clearly Melissa G's cake is Dalek Sec
- November 26, 2008 at 1:15 PM
- Gilsner said...
Ha ha ha, it says 'eat more beef'! Too funny! Because pumpkins (and cakes!) have feelings... I could see if the turkey were saying it, but pumpkin hair?!? Odd, indeed!
- November 26, 2008 at 1:18 PM
It does say "eat more beef"......sheesh...........how clever can they be?
- November 26, 2008 at 1:20 PM
I saw many Mr. Hanky's with funky headdresses....
- November 26, 2008 at 1:49 PM
I read EAT MORE BEEF. and oh my gosh, I was ROLLING reading through these today! I love the angry demigod. The whole T-day set has been awesome! Thank you!
--Jessie - November 26, 2008 at 1:52 PM
- Chris Casey said...
Can I only comment that I think the first picture at the top of your post makes me hink of the NBC Peacock, if it had taken a hit of acid?
- November 26, 2008 at 1:56 PM
Uh...Does that say "eat more beef"?
- November 26, 2008 at 2:00 PM
- H. L. Dyer said...
The fourth one looks suspiciously like the everlasting gobstopper from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
There's a picture here, if you want to see for yourself
So this cake is a...
wait for it...
EVERLASTING GOBBLESTOPPER!! - November 26, 2008 at 2:05 PM
Oh my gosh...this is the funniest thing I've seen in a looong time!! I practically spit on my computer screen. XDDD I love the 'angry tree demi-god'!!
- November 26, 2008 at 2:11 PM
- Jenn said...
Ok the snake cake worries me a little. I think he..she?..it? is going to crawl away any minute now.
And I admit I too thought of Davy Jones the Monkee...but he *if* he was a turkey, he may well look like that, who knows??
We'd have to see it dance to be sure.... - November 26, 2008 at 2:17 PM
- Katie K said...
I think the core issue here is that most people have never seen a real turkey (I mean, outside of the freezer bin in the meat section) so it's no wonder their anatomy is a little less than accurate.
And I prefer to think the little pumpkin wants you to "get more beer" - November 26, 2008 at 3:15 PM
- Quinn said...
Personally, I don't think eating more bees is the answer.
To anything.
Ouchie. - November 26, 2008 at 3:15 PM
The Aztec looking symbols spell "Eat More Beef." No charge for translation. : )
- November 26, 2008 at 3:29 PM
- Sabrina said...
Eat More Beef. That's what that pumpkin is saying.
Whaaaaaaaa??? - November 26, 2008 at 3:33 PM
I think the pumpkin says "EAT MORE BEE(F)". I mean, is there beef in that cake?
- November 26, 2008 at 3:43 PM
- Unknown said...
the third one down...it's Mr. Hanky dressed as a Vegas Showgirl for halloween...that's a feathered headdress behind him. Umm...Yeah, that's what I'm going with.
- November 26, 2008 at 4:10 PM
I'm glad you included the link. I'm so old that when you said "Davy Jones" I conjured a picture of the Monkees, and thought he doesn't look like an exploding turkey.
- November 26, 2008 at 4:52 PM
- Kookaburra said...
Ia! Ia! Turkeythulhu ftaghn!
- November 26, 2008 at 4:58 PM
- Aviatrix said...
They're all very sad as professional cakes, but the last one, with the Twizzler feet would be a lauded showstopper if someone's niece decorated it like that at home for the family dinner.
Everyone would proclaim it adorable and say that she was so clever. They might even say "It looks almost like a professional cake." But anyone who said, "You'd never know it wasn't a professional cake" would be a regular Cake Wrecks reader. - November 26, 2008 at 5:11 PM
Re the first one - just how many hangy-down neck thingys does that turkey have??
- November 26, 2008 at 5:36 PM
- Suzanne Dargie said...
What a terrible waste of Twizzlers, making them into that "turkey" cake's feet.
I REALLY like the "angry tree demigod"...it's SO cute.....as a tree, not a turkey. - November 26, 2008 at 5:39 PM
- joyce said...
At the Tom Thumb grocery store today I regret I was without my camera, and there, lo and behold was a turkey cupcake wreck that resembled the NBC peacock in all its glory.
- November 26, 2008 at 6:24 PM
- Red Wolf said...
Is that pumpkin telling us to "Eat More Bees"?
I think the "what the heck is that" cake is a sun gone supernova. With a nosebleed. - November 26, 2008 at 6:37 PM
- Bri said...
What [!!!] is going on with number 3/tree?
I mean, seriously, it's like a stick figure turkey; nobody tried on that one.
How do these things get put into those cozy plastic cases and put on a shelf with a price tag?
Word verification: aggionh, as in "Oh the AGONY!"
Brianna firstname.lastname@example.com
http://briannamccarthy.blogspot.com - November 26, 2008 at 6:56 PM
The unknown cake is clearly a rare tropical fish, which pacific cultures consume instead of turkeys on Thanksgiving. Or something.
- November 26, 2008 at 7:30 PM
"And I prefer to think the little pumpkin wants you to 'get more beer'"
Yeah, because maybe if you get enough beer, the cake might actually start looking like a turkey. - November 26, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! I'm feeling pretty "thankful" right now that I'll be having plain ole pumpkin pie and not a mad tree demi-god at the table this year! Har-har-har!
- November 26, 2008 at 7:48 PM
- Das Mutter said...
I think the last turkey says, Eat More Beef. Funny ha ha.
- November 26, 2008 at 8:01 PM
- Kath said...
oh my, this blog is the best. I keep forgetting these are professional cakes! What is the world coming to?
- November 26, 2008 at 8:19 PM
I too read "Eat more beef", until I looked closer and realized I couldn't see any "f" and my mind was just filling it in. So yeah, I agree with Craig: it says "Eat more bee."
- November 26, 2008 at 9:12 PM
"Eat more beef" LOL.
Awful and therefore hilarious as always.
-Deb - November 26, 2008 at 10:18 PM
- Melissa said...
The great thing is the unknown cake (which also bears a certain resemblance to Mr. Hanky in real life) is still in the store. At least noone has taken that wreck home!
- November 26, 2008 at 10:31 PM
- Cara said...
I showed these to my three year old and he said they were a "Turkey, another turkey, a leaf, an octopus, a snake, and another turkey."
- November 26, 2008 at 10:35 PM
- Hyena Overlord said...
Oh kay...we have two squashed spiders, a chocolate lobster on a cookie, a rasta ccc wreck and a turtle with coloured barnacles. Weird...and I can't wait for the Christmas cakes.
wvotd..obaggr.."I'm all obarr'd with the uglines of these cakes" - November 26, 2008 at 10:47 PM
I think it is hilarious that people don't get your humor and actually answer your rhetorical questions.
Thanks though for always pointing out the horrific details that I might miss.
And thanks for the best post ever. - November 26, 2008 at 11:16 PM
- Brokemom said...
You just made me realize that I really want a cake of a turtle with his shell on fire.
- November 26, 2008 at 11:37 PM
That last 'turkey' has a dodgy shaped head/neck...rather 'poo' shaped...! LOL
- November 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
- Bronwidge said...
it says eat more beef!
- November 27, 2008 at 12:27 AM
The first wrect looks like the predator and I guess one of the other ones could be the alien.
- November 27, 2008 at 1:38 AM
Ok is it just me or is the first turkey "cake" picture missing something? Oh wait here is a thought...could it be the cake? From that angle, it looks like there is only icing and no cake. Can somebody please tell me that I am only seeing things!!
- November 27, 2008 at 2:26 AM
i love those cute pumpkins with the little headdresses!!
- November 27, 2008 at 3:02 AM
Ashley J's turkey looks like roadkill!
- November 27, 2008 at 3:13 AM
- Pesky Settler said...
That would be a turkopus.. or maybe an octokey... no more fighting over drumsticks! You've got 8!
- November 27, 2008 at 3:20 AM
LOL - The snake in the flamenco dress is the best!
Keep up the good work!
Nechama - November 27, 2008 at 3:56 AM
- Laura/Notepad said...
#4 - turkey octopus! watch out they'll take over the world !
- November 27, 2008 at 8:17 AM
- Unknown said...
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- November 27, 2008 at 9:30 AM
the cookie turkey looks like he's clutching his heart from a heart attack...that or he's choking on the cranberries - guess that's one way to go...
- November 27, 2008 at 9:40 AM
- Unknown said...
To "Cake for Breakfast" - I love your name. I sell the majority of my cakes on Saturdays. If one doesn't get picked up , or if I have an extra that didn't get sold, then I donate it to a children's charity called the Ronald McDonald House. It's for the family's of children with cancer who are from out of time and need an place to stay for an extended period of town while their child is receiving treatment in the hospital. Whenever I drop off a cake to them I get greeted by children who are having "cake for breakfast" usually in the shape of a popular character. It brings such a smile to their face and mine!!! :D
- November 27, 2008 at 2:52 PM
Aww. Those are horrible.
Try this one.
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/l_c1c83620f7814804a7a15431de68c953.jpg - November 28, 2008 at 1:54 AM
- ern said...
ick. i think i'll pass on any cake that says the word "beef" anywhere on it.
- November 28, 2008 at 3:39 AM
- SilverRain said...
I am admittedly late on the comment, but I had to say this: My two-year-old daughter was watching the turkeys scroll by. She was actually pretty good at pegging most of them as turkeys, but she called them "Turkey Monsters!"
- November 28, 2008 at 4:14 PM
The "What the heck is this?" cake is clearly Snuffleupagus http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Snuffleupagus
wearing the very popular 'Statue of Liberty' crown. Now that is how you celebrate Thanksgiving! - November 28, 2008 at 5:06 PM
- beloved30 said...
The neck of that last one looks more like a turd!
- November 28, 2008 at 6:25 PM
- Unknown said...
Okay--look a Melissa G's again--I have a suspicious feeling that was last months spider cake re-done. Do you see the EIGHT feather/legs???
- December 1, 2008 at 11:32 AM
- IrreverendAmy said...
I laughed so hard, I woke up my daughter two rooms away. If I'm up all night now, it's your fault for being so damn funny.
- December 2, 2008 at 3:34 AM
- Fifty K said...
Wow, those are great!!
- December 3, 2008 at 9:54 PM
- Darlene! said...
What the heck was that last one supposed to be. The first one was trying to be a peacock, I think.
- December 19, 2008 at 12:09 AM
This is a Turkey cake!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a212/Isolder74/TurkeyActivistFront.jpg - September 21, 2009 at 5:43 PM
That snake in a flamenco dress! I couldn't stop laughing. And since when does a turkey have a peacock tail, even if they are both gallinaceous (chicken-like) species?
- October 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Shannon Givens
I can't get over how the writing on top of the little pumpkin head in the last picture says " eat more beef".It took me a minute to see it also. When I finally read it I thought to myself " WHY"? - October 15, 2009 at 8:40 PM
- Unknown said...
eat more beef! Someone's treading on the edges of copyright infringement *laugh* and as for the "angry tree demigod" am i the only one who has been staring at the fireman cake for too long? (Or maybe its just that i've been going through this site since about 5pm and its about 9pm now?) with the way the sprinkles are layed out it reminds me of a leg-less vegas show girl!
- November 22, 2009 at 10:14 PM
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Unless a hi-ab delivery has been booked at additional cost, it is the customer's responsibility to offload with suitable equipment on the day of delivery and a failed delivery may result in additional charges.
We recommend installers and/or plant hire & materials to install such as excavators, aggregates etc are not booked until you are in receipt of the goods. Tanks Direct cannot be held responsible for costs incurred due to unforeseen delays, please see our terms for more details.
HIAB delivery will be required if you need the tank offloaded from the delivery vehicle. The driver will unload the tank from the vehicle to ground level, however this service is not to place the tank in situ, this will need to be arranged separately.
If you have any questions regarding your delivery, please contact the Sales Team on 01643 703358.
Returns Information
Please note - Certain items may not be returnable, for example those made to order or for sanitary reasons. Please check the product page for more information.
Customers may return items within 14 calendar days (as per our Terms & Conditions) - refer to section 7. **
All Items must be returned unused, refunds cannot be issued for used or previously installed items.
Please be aware that returning a tank can be complicated and expensive, so please check that you are ordering the correct item (we suggest checking the dimensions very carefully).
If you wish to return goods, please complete the form on this page to provide further information.
Once your request is approved, a valid Returns Authorisation Number (RAN) will be issued to initiate the returns process along with information on how & where to return your order along with any costs involved.
Please DO NOT return any goods without this authorisation. Goods cannot be accepted without this.
Returns are not accepted at our Minehead Office, please wait until we contact you before returning any goods.