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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
#132 Making Fun of Tragic Celebrity Deaths
One of the requirements for the day was that your team needed to be in costume. While most of the teams decided to be hilarious shit like, "Team Everyone Wear Red Shirts," we decided to push the envelope. We decided to be edgy. We decided to be bros. Our team name? "I Will Remember You." We were dead fucking celebrities.
While tame costumes such as DJ AM, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon drew laughs from the fucking bro-haters, we started to get some glares and shaking of heads when they spotted a bloodied Steve "Ground" McNair and his pal in an Angels t-shirt that read "Adenhart" across his back. For some reason people didn't like the fact that we were celebrating a 22 year old's recent death at the hands of a #23 drunken driver. But shit really hit the fan when Ginger Bro walked in dressed head to toe in spandex, a helmet, goggles, one of those saucer sleds tied around his neck, and just in case anyone still couldn't get it, a Georgian flag pinned to his chest. That's right – he was the fucking luger whose death at the Olympics earlier that week was immortalized by the magical powers of Youtube. As bitches kept coming up telling him that he was "fucked up," and that the luger had a family, he just gave them the motherfucking finger. True bros recognized his genius and gave him #13 high fives while telling him it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. They were fucking right. Bros realize that tragic deaths are hilarious, so you better fucking believe we're gonna make fun of them.
Society refers to it as "the line." Some fucking made up shit that determines whether something you say is hilarious or if it's "inappropriate" or flat out "appalling." While bro-haters stay as far as humanly fucking possible from "the line," bros realize there's only one reason for its existence – to fucking cross that shit. Nothing gets a bro's creative juices flowing more than a solid tragic celebrity death. It really doesn't get any better than trampling on some B-list celebrity's grave while the rest of the fucking world mourns them just because he was a fucking guest star on "Who's The Boss" back in the 80's. The minute Anna Nicole Smith died a couple years ago you better fucking believe I sent out an email entitled "Reunited at last" with a picture of that fucking 90 year old billionaire she was whoring herself out to.
Bros don't give a fuck about celebrity deaths. In fact, bros don't give a shit about celebrities period. While girls spend their days at work/in class reading up on the technique Kim Kardashian uses to shave her unibrow or what type of hat The Bachelorette wore to the fucking store, bros devote their time to much more important shit - like talking trash on #62 fantasy football league message boards. Seriously though, why the fuck do bro-haters care so much about a fucking celebrity death? Most likely it's because, unlike bros, they're lives are fucking meaningless so they have to live vicariously through whoever US magazine says is important. Anyways, here's a couple ways to pull off the best tragic celebrity death jokes and really piss off the fucking bro-haters in the process.
Exploit the Death-Induced Celebrities – Every once in awhile there'll be a news story about some horrific murder or death that wasn't technically a celebrity. Even though this person wasn't in some shitty movie back in the 90's or an heiress to a family fortune, society will still treat this death like the worst thing since the fucking passion of the Christ. 99.9% of the time this is because the person who died was young, white, female and pretty good-looking. Bros are smart as shit so they fucking realize what this type of death really means: comedy gold. While girls bought countless magazines with Natalie Holloway on the cover a couple years back, bros were busy honoring her death the only way they knew how - buying blond wigs and seaweed for their fucking #86 Halloween costumes.
The Sooner the Better – I always love it whenever I say some shit like, "Silly Chris Henry, It's 'Kiss the BABY' not 'Kiss the PAVEMENT'" like 10 minutes after he's reported as dead and people get all pissed off and say shit like, "Whoa, whoa, too soon man." Give me a fucking break. So you're telling me that it would be cool to make jokes about this celebrity's death in two weeks, but now the country is in such dire mourning that I'm out of line. Fuck that. Bros realize the closer to the celebrity's death, the funnier the fucking joke, so there's no point in waiting. Whenever there's a tragic celebrity death, bros immediately knock that shit out of the park like they're the fucking retarded kid at the end of Little League practice.
Remember that kid back in Kindergarten that would fucking cry at everything? Yeah, that's society. Just like when we were five years old, bros see these tears as a sign of weakness and you better fucking believe we're attacking that shit. With true American heroes (like Sean Taylor) dying every day, there's no reason to devote more than 2 seconds to even thinking about honoring some #119 midget with a catch phrase. While the rest of society mourns over some actress's car crash fatality, bros realize what it truly is: the perfect fucking punch line.
46 comments:
Sean Taylor was a fucking BRO. RIP ST21.
- September 1, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Some of your best work yet; I knew it as soon as I read the title. I hope you have an epic Labor Day Weekend post upcoming.
- September 1, 2010 at 11:59 AM
absolute scripture
- September 1, 2010 at 12:01 PM
I named my fantasy football team "Steve McNair's Purity Ring" this season.
- September 1, 2010 at 12:01 PM
I don't think DJ AM should be made fun of because of 1 very important reason: he was a fucking bro. Not only was he the focal point of many a rager, but he also DJed at places where people were constantly getting fucked up. Furthermore, after almost dying in a tragic plane crash he started using more. Talk about being grateful for being spared. I'll admit that it was bra-esque for him to do that gay reality show where he helped people sober up, buuuut he did die of a massive drug overdose anyway.
- September 1, 2010 at 12:03 PM
My fantasy football team name is "Steve Mcnair's Shotgun Offense" some bro hater from work said it was too soon. I told him to fuck off.
- September 1, 2010 at 12:06 PM
lets not forget Pat Tillman bros
- September 1, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Steve Irwin: Living like he died, with animals in his heart.
- September 1, 2010 at 1:16 PM
I wanna go out myself with a "tragic" death. Dying at age 70 from heart and liver related problems due to massive cirrhosis and having a heart attack from snorting brocaine while fucking some 25 year old slampiece doesn't sound like a bad way to go.
They honored that child ass ramming creature called Michael Jackson whose only contribution to the world was providing countless jokes. Billy Mays sold tons of shitty products and everyone knew who he was plus he died like a bro from too much booger sugar. That's the types of deaths that should get coverage.
Live ever. Die Never. - September 1, 2010 at 2:28 PM
Another good way to get a few laughs out of your bros is to draft people to you fantasy football roster who just recently died
- September 1, 2010 at 3:34 PM
great post once again. the bro-haters that make up the bulk of society think they need to have some kind of emotional attachment to any celebrities that die. fuck that.
- September 1, 2010 at 4:04 PM
My fantasy football team name this year is:
Chris Henrys Orphans
My bros fucking loved it, beat that... - September 1, 2010 at 4:05 PM
- Iceman said...
I think a michael jackson gary coleman duo will be hard to top for this year's halloween. I was Billy mays and it was the shiznit like bloody puppies on a chain around a vick jersey back in 08.
- September 1, 2010 at 4:05 PM
- Skinny Genes said...
hey brony montana, something tells me youre involved with a brotherhood of honorable men, courteous and cultured, who pledge throughout their lives to be generous compassionate and loyal comrades
- September 1, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Terri Schiavo takes the tomato...err cake when it comes to tragic jokes.
- September 1, 2010 at 7:51 PM
my fantasy team this year is "Car Surfing With Chris Henry"
Chay on. - September 1, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Free Weezy, DJ AM died in a plane crash- not bro.
- September 1, 2010 at 9:49 PM
hey dont make fun of pat tillman he was a true fucking american hero and a great reason to heckle shitty countries like france or the continent of africa. and steve irwin jokes are fucking funny but he was also a bro. jumping on crocodiles, venomous snakes, and other crazy shit is major bro points.
- September 1, 2010 at 9:56 PM
what about heath ledger? he died like a punk bitch. fucking actors, yea, he had some legit roles, like the brothers fucking grimm, and the joker, but he went out with an overdose. really? bitch move. steve irwin was a fucking bro. period.
- September 1, 2010 at 10:20 PM
NYB, you've done it again, my friend.
Making fun of celebrity deaths is fucking awesome, because most of them die of total weak-ass bro-hating causes like cancer and shit. Real bros go out with a fucking bang.
Like James Dean, who died in a fiery car crash while bro-ing his balls off at like 100 mph in a droptop Porsche down a California highway. That's fucking bro.
Or Hunter S. Thompson, who got royally wasted at his ranch on whiskey, brocaine, and like 15 different psychedelic drugs and then blew his head off with a shotgun while listening to awesome tunes at full volume. That's bro as shit.
Me and my bros at the office had a $100 pool going to see who could come up with the best joke about the deaths of Billy Mays, Farah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze, and Michael Jackson, since they all happened the same week.
The winner:
"They say celebrities always die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to give you the fourth one for free."
Of course, we later found out that the bro stole this joke from a couple different comedy websites that posted it first, but we still gave him the money because we all know that stealing shit is totally bro.
And for all the bro-haters who ask why we think it's funny to make fun of dead celebrities:
Why? 'Cause FUCK EM, that's why!
Bros: 4
Dead Celebrities: 0
Bro Life, bitches. - September 2, 2010 at 12:05 AM
My fantasy team name is, "Chris Henry's Lambeau Leap."
- September 2, 2010 at 7:33 AM
fuck DJ AM. steve irwin was a much bigger bro.
also, lil wayne sucks massive dick - September 2, 2010 at 10:38 AM
What is this amateur hour? Team "No more pick-up games for Chris Henry". Done.
- September 2, 2010 at 10:59 AM
Let us not forget David Carradine... Lived as an ultimate kung fu bro... But then killed himself via autoerotic asphyxiation. Does that make it a bra move since he was found dead literally wearing a bra?
- September 2, 2010 at 1:01 PM
genius NYB. saw this for the first time when i was fucked up last night and laughed so hard i woke my housemates.
- September 2, 2010 at 2:42 PM
Named my fantasy team "Steve McNair's shotgun offense."If that doesnt say fuck you to loser celebrity lovers than idk what does
- September 2, 2010 at 5:01 PM
@Skinny Genes. I checked out your twitter and we may have met before.
"If it is to be its up to me" and "no more bad days". Yep I was there too. - September 2, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Pat Tillman and Sean Taylor are true bros
- September 3, 2010 at 11:31 AM
Sean Taylor=Bro
DJ AM=GDI - September 3, 2010 at 1:12 PM
I about swallowed my dip I was laughing so hard at the retard/little league reference.
I've learned over the years, that a clutch way to instantly burn all bridges with the females you're around and ultimately make them cry, is rip on princess diana being dead. These slam pieces were like 4 years old when it happened but due to their abilities to universally sync their periods, they always go estrogen overdose when you make fun of her. Bros are the shit. - September 3, 2010 at 1:25 PM
How can you guys forget one of America's great fallen bros, Ron Goldman..He went out after taking OJ's wife to poundtown.
- September 3, 2010 at 2:02 PM
Truth about Pat Tillman. Read Where Men Win Glory. Story of a true American
- September 3, 2010 at 4:46 PM
- Buzz Killington said...
Bro.J. Simpson killed his cheating slampiece and bro-hater Ron Goldman and got away with it. That is bro. Being a waiter and feeding on O.J.'s leftovers is not
- September 3, 2010 at 4:55 PM
i always point out funny shit about that stuff, for instance Natalie Holoway was murdered by "Joran Van Der Sloot" which is the same name as the Swedish baker man from Family Guy with the funny voice. which is hilarious
- September 3, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Just as long as we never make fun of Chris Farley, he was a serious hoss.
- September 4, 2010 at 7:35 AM
Never forget right after Gary Coleman died my Bro updated his facebook status to "I guess Gary Coleman had a different stroke" ftw! Even my mom laughed at that one
- September 4, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Fantasy football team name- OJ Simpson's Marriage Counseling.
- September 6, 2010 at 11:56 AM
I was doing a fantasy football draft with my bro's this weekend, we were crushing brews and talking shit and I got the first pick and got all serious and said "With the first pick in the 2010 Fantasy Draft, I select Steve McNair" My bro's loved it and one responded "I think he's a real sleeper pick."
- September 6, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Not exactly on-topic, but I just discovered that there is actually a town named Pound, in Wisconsin.
Bro-tastic. - September 7, 2010 at 2:45 AM
my fantasy team is Sean Taylor Can't Defend the Shotgun. definitely not too soon. its just funny as shit bro
- September 8, 2010 at 10:01 AM
A week after Heath Ledger died, we were having practice and one of the bros on our team missed a tackle. Another bro, sitting on the sidelines yells out, "You're as good as tackling as Heath Ledger is at living!" Too soon? I think not.
- September 10, 2010 at 3:38 PM
just realized my dad is a bro. a week or two after chris henry had died we were out driving and saw a Ford F150 and my dad was like "Wonder if thats the Chris Henry Special Edition." Classic.
- September 13, 2010 at 6:22 PM
My fantasy football team, chris benoits family Christmas
- September 14, 2010 at 8:00 PM
the second it was out gary coleman was on his death bed, the jokes started flying among my bros. he hadn't even checked out yet and already i had like 20 texts with jokes about him.
bros can sniff out celebrity deaths before they even happen
IH - September 16, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Breaking news: Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley found dead in his home of an apparent suicide.
I've already changed the name of my fantasy team to "OMG, They Killed Kenny!" - September 20, 2010 at 10:18 PM
This column inspired my new Halloween costume: BRO-ammar Gadaffi
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Baked Japanese Chicken Katsu Curry with Sugar Snap Pea Salad |
Yokoso (Welcome)!!! We have been travelling on a virtual culinary journey with Joan of FOODalogue for her Culinary Tour 2011. Joan has been travelling virtually wherever her imagination takes us. How about meeting her in any one of her itinerary stops and presenting your interpretation of the cuisine from that destination? Who wouldn't enjoy taking a journey around the world even if it is from the comfort of your favourite armchair?? We have already met up in Panama where we feasted on traditional dishes and visited the markets, caught our own salmon and alien looking King Crab in Alaska, and traversed the spice markets of Turkey. Next on our stop is…
If you were asked to think of one Japanese food, what would come to mind? Sushi, raw fish, tempura, tofu? That's what I would think of as well. With Japanese restaurants and Sushi bars popping up all over the world these days Japanese food is no longer considered mysterious. In fact, more and more we are recognizing Japanese food as one of the healthier cuisines. L'il Burnt Toast, the future dietitian, insists on eating sushi like it was going out of style!!!! The traditional Japanese diet is impressively low in cholesterol, fat, and calories, and high in fiber. No wonder residents of Japan have the highest longevity rate.
When it comes to describing Japanese cuisine in a few words, "natural" and "harmony" best fits the description. Many devotees of Japanese food speak of the importance of clean flavours and simplicity. Whatever dish you make, never disguise the natural flavour of the ingredients. Food must be in harmony with nature and the surroundings. Japanese food is refined and elegant, its preparation and presentation honed over the centuries so its flavours are pure and delicate. The cuisine is all about seasonal ingredients, visual presentation, and authentic flavours. Japanese cuisine has developed over the past 2,000 years with strong influences from both China and Korea. But it is only in the last 300-400 years that all the influences have come together to form what nowadays can be described as Japanese cuisine.
What's a trip to Japan without a culinary tour with Intrepid for their Taste of Japan Tour. Spend 2 weeks visiting the famous Tsukiji Fish Market, feasting on mountain views and traditional cuisine in Takayama, touring a 600-year-old market, combining Zen meditation with great food in Koya-san, challenging your taste buds with fugu pufferfish, experiencing Osaka's neon nightlife, and designing and devouring your own okonomiyaki in Hiroshima.
Like all other cuisines, Japanese food is a product of modern culture. For this challenge I bring to the table Chicken Katsu Curry, the traditional Japanese dish served since the late 19th century which was originally inspired by Western cooking. It is not one of the refined dishes I have been mentioning but there is harmony in flavours. It has enjoyed phenomenal success in recent years, with more and more people worldwide flocking to their local eateries to order this wickedly wonderful taste of Japan. What makes it stand out from other curries is that the meat is breaded and fried before having a luxurious silky curry sauce slathered all over it. It's a family-friendly dish that doesn't have to be unhealthy – just bake it in the oven instead of deep-frying to cut down on the oil and fat. I served my Chicken Katsu with some steamed Jasmine rice and a sugar snap pea salad. What I loved about this recipe is that I had all of the ingredients in my cupboards already! And as for the salad very refreshing, a great foile for this dish.
Before eating, say "Itadakimasu!" (ee-tah-dah-kee-mahss) which literally means "I humbly receive" and when you're done, say 'Gochisousama deshita!" (Goch-sou-sah-mah-desh-tah) which kind of means "thank you for the meal". I also ate every grain of rice rather than be been considered impolite, but hey this was too good to leave on my plate!!!!
**Baked Chicken Katsu Curry**
For the chicken
100g flour, seasoned with lots of salt and pepper
2 large free-range egg, beaten lightly
300g Japanese panko breadcrumbs
2 skinless/boneless chicken breasts
For the curry sauce
1 tablespoon groundnut or vegetable oil
1 onion, peeled and chopped
5 whole garlic cloves, peeled
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
2 tablespoons flour
1 tablespoon medium curry powder
600ml chicken stock
2 teaspoons honey
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 bay leaf
half a teaspoon garam masala
Preheat oven or toaster oven to 400 F.
To Make the Chicken: Firstly you will want to check the thickness of the chicken. If it's too thick at one end you will need to "butterfly" it by cutting the under edge of the fillets from the centre towards the outside, being careful not to cut it off completely, and then flatten it out. (Alternatively use a meat mallet to pound your breast into an even thickness). This is important so that the cutlet cooks evenly throughout! Pat the breasts dry with a paper towel. Season on both sides with salt and pepper.
Set out two plates (with raised edges if you have them as all this can get a bit messy) and one bowl. Fill one plate with 100g of plain flour which has been well seasoned with salt and pepper, the other with 300g of Japanese panko breadcrumbs (letting a baguette go stale and then grating it works brilliantly too). Finally beat your eggs into a bowl.
One fillet at a time, place the chicken into the flour coating every visible part and crevasse of the meat, next move it to the egg bowl and gently drop it in, again coating it fully. Allow any excess egg to drip off before moving it to the breadcrumbs, covering it as much as possible with the panko. At this point you may be thinking that your cutlet is looking a bit undercoated. That's because it is… One coating never seems to cut it.
So here is the trick to getting that "Perfect Chicken Katsu" DOUBLE COAT IT! This simply means double dipping and repeating a dip into the egg and then panko crumbs to form a proper layer of breadcrumbs which will not only be more tasty but will also help in the cooking process.
Place the breaded chicken onto a pan and bake for 20 minutes until cooked through (if poked with a sharp knife, juices should run clear). If you want the top to brown more, turn on the broiler for the last minute.
To make the sauce: Heat the oil in a small pan. Add the onion and garlic and sauté for 2 minutes, then throw in the carrots and sweat slowly for 10 minutes with the lid on, giving the odd stir, until softened and starting to caramelise. Stir in the flour and curry powder and cook for a minute. Slowly pour in the stock until combined (do this gradually to avoid getting lumps). Add the honey, soy sauce and bay leaf and bring to the boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for 20 minutes, so the sauce thickens but is still of pouring consistency. Add the garam masala, then pass the sauce through a sieve (unless you prefer a chunky sauce).
When chicken is ready, let rest for 1 minute, then cut into slices. Drizzle with sauce and serve.
Serves 2
**Sugar Snap Pea Salad**
2 cups sugar snap peas, (8 ounces), trimmed
2 tablespoons white-wine vinegar
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 teaspoon salt, or to taste
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1 bunch scallions, trimmed and thinly sliced on the diagonal
1/2 large red bell pepper, cut into 1 1/2-inch-long slivers
Cook peas in lightly salted boiling water in a medium saucepan until tender-crisp, 2 to 3 minutes. Drain and rinse under cold running water.
Whisk vinegar, oil, salt and pepper in a large bowl. Add scallions, bell pepper and the peas; toss to coat. Serve within 1 hour.
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Dear Word Detective: I am a sometimes math teacher. Occasionally, even a mathematics teacher. As such, I follow the latest and greatest on my subject and am troubled by the increasing use of the word "maths." I know you usually look backward to enlighten us on words, but here we see a trend unfolding forward. (And to my ears, it's a disturbing trend.) Could you explain why "math" now needs to be plural? None of my (younger) maths (?) colleagues are as interested in words as I am and so they shrug off the question. — Bill.
Kids these days, eh? I was never very good at math until a moment in, I believe, tenth grade, when a very gifted math teacher was explaining a trigonometry problem to me. Suddenly, I got it; everything became marvelously clear and I realized with a thrill that I had finally grasped the underlying beauty and grandeur of mathematics. Unfortunately, I was wrong. I promptly forgot everything I had just learned and went on to relentlessly flunk math until they let me give up. To this day I am not allowed to play with my own checkbook.
So I admire folks who genuinely "get it" and have mastered the numerical arts of algebra, trigonometry, geometry, necromancy and so on that constitute the field of knowledge known today as "mathematics." The word "mathematics" itself, the source of all this "maths" business, comes from the Greek "manthanein," meaning "to learn," which is also related to our modern English words "memory" and "mind." When "mathematics" entered the English language from French in the 14th century (in the form "mathematic"), it actually included any field that involved numerical calculation (astronomy, physics, etc.), and the broad scope of its Greek roots lives on in the English word "polymath," meaning a person of expertise in many fields.
"Math" as a colloquial short form of "mathematics" first appeared in print quite a while ago, in 1847, although that "math" sported a period ("It rained so that we had a math. lesson indoors.") and was thus clearly a simple informal abbreviation. "Math" unadorned appeared by the 1870s. "Maths" is a bit newer, first appearing in print in 1911.
There is no difference, however, between "math" and "maths" apart from that "s" on the end of "maths." Occasionally you'll hear arguments that "maths" is more proper because it's short for "mathematics" and thus should be plural. But although the field we call "mathematics" includes multiple disciplines (such as geometry, calculus, etc.), "mathematics" is a collective noun (as is "physics," etc.), so it's considered singular. You can tell that from how "mathematics" is treated grammatically: we say "My favorite subject is mathematics," not "… are mathematics." The form "mathematics" actually represents what was a common practice, about the time of the first appearance of "mathematic," of using the plural form of a name of a field of study as a singular noun, as in the case of "acoustics," "physics," "linguistics" and many others. Terms that came into English earlier, such as "arithmetic," didn't get that "s."
The only truly relevant difference between "math" and "maths" is usage. "Maths" is commonly used in Great Britain, while "math" is standard in the US. I'm afraid that your cohorts' sudden affection for "maths," unless they studied in Britain, may be another case of Anglophiliac posturing by Americans. It's the same sort of affectation that leads PBS addicts to speak of "the telly" and that gave us the now-omnipresent Brit invention "gone missing" on the news. But while "gone missing" arguably fills a real gap in the American vocabulary (it certainly beats the hyper-dramatic "disappeared"), "maths" on this side of the Atlantic strikes me as silly and vaguely pathetic. But you're right; it does seem to be spreading. One participant in an online discussion of the "math vs. maths" question I came across reported having recently heard Garrison Keillor say "Do the maths" on his radio show. If Keillor actually did say it, I'm really, really hoping that he was joking.


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