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FlexGet is a program aimed to automate downloading or processing content (torrents, podcasts, etc.) from different sources like RSS-feeds, html-pages, various sites and more.
Project description
FlexGet is a multipurpose automation tool for content like torrents, nzbs, podcasts, comics, series, movies, etc. It can use different kinds of sources like RSS-feeds, html pages, csv files, search engines and there are even plugins for sites that do not provide any kind of useful feeds.
Flexget uses a YAML based configuration file. The following example will look in the RSS feed in the link, will match any item that match the series names and download it:
tasks: tv_task: rss: http://example.com/torrents.xml series: - some series - another series download: /tvshows
There are numerous plugins that allow utilizing FlexGet in interesting ways and more are being added continuously.
FlexGet is extremely useful in conjunction with applications which have watch directory support or provide interface for external utilities like FlexGet. To get a sense of the many things that can be done with FlexGet you can take a look in our cookbook.
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BALTIMORE — U.S. District Judge Catherine C. Blake sentenced Patrick McLaughlin, 43, of Ocean City, today to 10 months in prison, followed by one year of supervised release, for failing to file individual income tax returns and failing to report employment tax withholdings.
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Monika D., I think we're gonna need a bigger umbrella. Oh, and "Tanks."
Monday, September 20, 2010
A Disaster of Biblical Proportions
Monday, September 20, 2010
Monika D., I think we're gonna need a bigger umbrella. Oh, and "Tanks."
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"Showers of Joe, Keven and Elise?" I can't even figure out what that was supposed to be. What could the person ordering the cake have possibly wanted to get this result? Or is this what they asked for? Aaaahhhh!! What does it mean????
- September 20, 2010 at 9:35 AM
- Andrew said...
I think I'll like it. It'll give me more to do later on in continuously checking the site.
- September 20, 2010 at 9:38 AM
- Tracy O said...
Wow! More than one a day! I'm so excited I can't even sit still! Would that be showers of wreckage?
- September 20, 2010 at 9:40 AM
I like it! Cake is entertaining at all times of the day! :)
- September 20, 2010 at 9:41 AM
- Unknown said...
I think it's great! Bring on the wreakage!!!!!
- September 20, 2010 at 9:42 AM
- Amanda Mac said...
Um... cocktail umbrellas? What kind of shower is this, exactly?
- September 20, 2010 at 9:44 AM
- The Miller Five said...
I like this idea! Bring it on!
- September 20, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Extra Wreckage? You spoil us, Jen!
- September 20, 2010 at 9:54 AM
- Jules AF said...
I'm confused by what this cake is supposed to be. WTF
- September 20, 2010 at 9:54 AM
I think that wreckreator needed a hearing aid...I'm thinking that should be "Showers of Joy" not Joe...I'm grasping at straws here...just hoping....
- September 20, 2010 at 9:54 AM
- Erin said...
I like it. I often crave an afternoon pick-me-up but by then, of course, I've already read the morning post and there's nothing left to pick me up.
Great idea, Jen and John. i'm also pretty excited that you're starting this two-a-day wreckiness on my BIRTHDAY! that is an awesome gift! - September 20, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Love the multiple posts! Yay!
- September 20, 2010 at 10:09 AM
- Alysa said...
Yay! You do realize that you are just feeding our addictions to Cake Wrecks!
- September 20, 2010 at 10:12 AM
- ARM said...
Love it! Variety is the spice of life with sprinkles.
- September 20, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Does anyone spell Kevin with two e's? Or is this another double whammy?
- September 20, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Hey, hey you! Hey, you, walking over my bridge! Don't you know that you have to pay a toll? I'm the toll troll! What do you mean "what will happen if I don't pay the toll?" I'll eat you, that's what! Didn't you pay attention to the goat story? Nevermind how it ended.
Anyway, when you get wherever you're going, tell Jen I'm real ticked off about the multiple postings. There's no internet access under my bridge, and internet cafe's are kinda pricey, so I can only get on once a day. I'm going to have to go all day knowing that there are terrible cakes with funny captions that I haven't read yet. Or maybe I should raise the toll... Hey! Hey, you! Come back here! Give me my money! I know your plate number! Expect a notice in the mail! - September 20, 2010 at 10:37 AM
- Minerva said...
I was under the bridge, waiting for the billy-goats, and noticed that you changed your format.
Just thought I'd comment all troll-like.
Actually, I like the format. - September 20, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Anonymous, I've seen Keven before. Not common, but that's probably the point. Donna, I hope you're right - Showers of Joy would make so much more sense!
Someone please tell me - is it just the camera angle, or is the cake really that lopsided? - September 20, 2010 at 10:43 AM
- Bakingdom said...
Trying to figure out this cake is giving my a headache. Plus, it's ugly.
I love the idea of multiple posts a day! I always want more wreckage!! Speaking of wreckage...I have a cake wreck of my own today. It's tragic. - September 20, 2010 at 10:43 AM
I get this cake!!! It's supposed to say, "Showers of Joy" but the order taker must hear with the same accent they speak with and this is how it came out.
I love it!
And also, don't mind the change.. change is good..bring on the wreckage!
Sandy - September 20, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Ahhhh, Showers of Joy makes sense! I was actually wondering if it was for a mom who had triplets - Joe, Keven and Elise? Even then, the showers part is odd. But when you make is Showers of Joy? Yep, I think that was it.
- September 20, 2010 at 10:54 AM
- zombiekim said...
I like it! One is never enough.
- September 20, 2010 at 10:56 AM
I couldn't be a troll if I tried. (so says my son) Even if I were able, I wouldn't be -- double or more on Cakewrecks a day is on the genius level of fun.
Working from home, I need all the interaction I can get.
I feel sorry for the troll under the bridge with no connection.
As to the cake... showers of Joy... triplets...?
My imagination swells, I can't attempt to interpret cakewrecks, I'd never get anything else done. The possibilities!! Exponential!!
wv - middo -- as asked for many times at the bakery, the inscription should be in the middo. - September 20, 2010 at 11:12 AM
- KB said...
I think Keven and Elise are just celebrating their love of coffee. You know, "cup of Joe"?
- September 20, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Showers of Joe? Mmm, coffee! Maybe it's coffee cake under there?
Coffee-flavored frosting?
I can hope, right? - September 20, 2010 at 11:14 AM
I love the idea of multiple posts, that means all the more Wrecks on my birthday today!!!
(Oh, and Happy Birthday to you too Erin!) - September 20, 2010 at 11:19 AM
Multiple posts? Yes!!!
Now when my Sims 2 game crashes I can come here until I get over it. - September 20, 2010 at 11:40 AM
- Amber K said...
I do prefer the one post a day (as I know to check it every morning and don't worry about missing anything). But who could argue with more cake wrecks?
- September 20, 2010 at 11:49 AM
- Unknown said...
In every workplace there is a Joe, Keven and Elise; those people who believe in the old-fashioned concept of personal hygiene is best done once a month. Therefore, every month this office celebrates the fact that last Saturday night was the night that Joe, Keven and Elise had their ritual monthly shower ... together or alone, voluntary or involuntary, it matters not.
And, Garbitz the Troll, much appreciation in reminding me that I need to go online and pay toll to the Illinois tollway who thinks leaving tollbooths unattended between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. with a piece of paper to take with information about how to pay online is a good idea. - September 20, 2010 at 11:51 AM
- akgreentea said...
The wreckerator needs a hearing aid. I'd bet the cake was supposed to read "Showers of joy, heaven, and bliss"
- September 20, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Anything that gives me more wreckage is a good thing, especially when these tiny, single cake posts leave me lacking. Has anyone ever told you how awesome you are Jen? :D
- September 20, 2010 at 12:04 PM
I HATE IT!!!! How dare you ruin CakeWrecks by daring to run your blog in the way which best suits your humor, writing style, and available material! This is unacceptable, and I demand you change.
Just kidding. How can anyone hate more wrecks? I'm sure you get lots of random wrecks (like this one) that don't fit in naturally with your marathon theme posts (though you are very gifted at finding themes where no one else would.) This is a great way to make sure those little wrecks are shared with the world.
Keep up the good work!
--kate - September 20, 2010 at 12:12 PM
- Unknown said...
The other night, my DH was flipping channels and we caught the end of 'Final Destination 2'. In the very last scene this rather unfortunate chap exploded and...well, you get the idea. That said, what this cake implies is not appetizing in the least.
Or was this cake kicking off (or celebrating a completion of) bathroom remodels for Joe, Keven and Elise?
I have a feeling the world may never know. 0_o - September 20, 2010 at 12:12 PM
thank you for giving me the hint that it is supposed to be "Showers of Joy", I was really fretting there for a bit. I hate it when I don't get the joke. I love that I get to check for make wrecks throughout the day. Maybe you can surprise us with 3 posts a day once in a while just to keep us readers hoppin? I know, that's pretty greedy of me, but I can ask, right?
- September 20, 2010 at 12:14 PM
I don't like it, it's kinda inconvenient.
- September 20, 2010 at 12:27 PM
- Susan T-O said...
Anne, I was thinking along those lines myself, except I thought the last word was "peace."
Regarding the new posting method, it's too early to say for sure but I suspect it's going to make me get on the brainsucker even more often than I already do, just to see if there's been anything added. Just what I need, another excuse to waste time & avoid housework :-) - September 20, 2010 at 12:27 PM
- of sage and sepia said...
Yeah! Cake for breakfast - nice. Does it come with "showers of joe" as well?
- September 20, 2010 at 12:30 PM
- Agent Honeywell said...
Have to agree, I prefer checking once in the morning, otherwise I'll miss posts or waste time during the day.
Unless that's your point? Or scoring more hits? - September 20, 2010 at 12:43 PM
- Shadow Rider said...
Bonus for the Ghostbusters reference....
- September 20, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Jen, I swear I know you. I get almost all of your jokes before you even explain them (except for the married an axe murder reference, since I have not seen it). Anyway, keep up the great work!
And I think the cake was supposed to be a cake for three different co-workers having three separate weddings... or not. Maybe they are from California or something. And before anyone starts bashing me for that comment, I was born, raised, and live in sunny SoCal la-la-land. - September 20, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Yay, double the Wreckiness!!
The cake? Don't they know paper umbrells will not keep out showers of anything, let alone Kevens, etc. Much too flimsy!
You want trolls? Look at www.trolls.com for some wonderful trolls! No billy goats were harmed in their making. - September 20, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Hey guys,
Just so we're all on the same page, it's not about pageviews. In fact, I've added an extra post on the main page so you won't have to refresh the page each day to see the posts.
Jen just misses doing the punchy one liner posts and like someone said earlier, we've got a ton of cakes that don't fit into a five picture post.
So, think of it this way; if you check tomorrow morning, you'll see the two posts you missed today and tomorrow's post. No biggie.
Thanks for being awesome guys and Wreck On!
john - September 20, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Doesn't it scare you that some of these decorators actually drive?
Scary. - September 20, 2010 at 1:02 PM
Oh the mental image that popped into my brain when I read that cake was terrible xD
I've got a short attention span when it comes to the Internet, so I definitely approve of more shorter posts :) - September 20, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Someone want to explain to me how "Showers of Joy" would make more sense? The "Showers of Joy, Heaven, and Bliss/Peace" thinkers I can almost get behind. But the question is still regarding showers. Why showers? Is this some religious thing that I don't *get*?
I fully support more posts. YAY MORE POSTS! The all caps is to emphasise how excited I am :)
<3 Meg B. - September 20, 2010 at 1:53 PM
- Elise said...
Good lord.
My name is Elise. My husband's name is Kevin. I got sent home from nursing school clinicals today for barfing first thing in the morning.
I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF PARANOIA NOW - September 20, 2010 at 2:25 PM
- CookieMonster said...
Totally cool with some hilarious shorter posts along with the gut-busting longer ones.
I would like to think that they meant to put "Showers of Blessings" and then the intended receivers names...like a baby shower...but then I see cocktail umbrellas...so...I give up. - September 20, 2010 at 3:08 PM
On "Biblical Proportions," last Sunday my Pastor told of a wedding cake wreck and I immediately thought of this site. Instead of writing 1 John 4:17-18, a verse talking about love, the wreckerator wrote John 4:17-18, which says "The woman answered him, "I have no husband." Jesus said to her, "You are right in saying. 'I have no husband'; for you have had five husbands, and the one you have now is not your husband." I can only imagine that reception!
- September 20, 2010 at 3:18 PM
"Showers of Joy, Kevin and Elise"... maybe?????
- September 20, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Finally a cake celebrating apparently adequate and improved hygiene! Hopefully soon they'll be making cakes for pumping gas properly, and for stopping completely at a stop sign.
- September 20, 2010 at 3:34 PM
- Nancy said...
My doc says I need more wreckage in my diet anyway. At least I THINK that's what he said....
"Troll? Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is grunt and point," said Fred Weasley. - September 20, 2010 at 3:35 PM
I have to say, my morning routine is to crack open my laptop with my bowl of Froot Loops at the table and open up 5 tabs and read the news, look at the arrests for the previous day, and look at Cake Wrecks. I do it all at once, and it gives me a good start to my day. I don't mind the multiple small posts, but I have no idea when they're going to be posted, so I just sit around like a loser checking the site over and over again. I like my cake in heaping forkfuls!
Jessica - September 20, 2010 at 4:04 PM
- Corri Goates said...
I agree...I think it's for Keven and Elise's shower. Makes more sense...but since I had a shower of joe (coffee) this morning when my bus driver floored it I guess they both work :-)
And I love the new format...It means when I check on my break at work there will be laughter more times a day! - September 20, 2010 at 4:26 PM
"comment all troll-like"
You crack me up; I'm going to use that one. - September 20, 2010 at 5:21 PM
My guess is that this was done by a Jonas Brothers fan. (or a mom of tweenagers.) They are lucky it doesn't read Showers of Joe, Kevin and Nick.
- September 20, 2010 at 5:22 PM
It's just a cold sore. This was obviously done by someone who doesn't get them. Those suckers hurt! Although I do think that cake would help me get over cold sores faster, or at least lessen the pain.
- September 20, 2010 at 5:24 PM
LMAO!! Troll-like?! :)
Love the multiple post idea! You know we will be holding you to it though, right? - September 20, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Well, to be honest I like reading all of my cakey goodness all at once. I like seeing the wacky progression of each crazy concoction!
- September 20, 2010 at 5:51 PM
I think the person placing the order said "I have to get the cake for the showers of Joe (Jo - Joanne?), Keven and Elise" meaning 3 cakes for 3 separate showers to be held that weekend, for 3 of her friends. Who don't even know one another.
This is the cake she got. She didn't know which shower to take it to. - September 20, 2010 at 5:51 PM
I have a poster at my desk that ends with "And remember, as you grind your way through life, you're never alone when you've got Joe."
So go ahead and pass me another cake.
And sometimes an umbrella is just an umbrella - September 20, 2010 at 7:05 PM
- Trevor said...
I like doing the smaller posts. you're bound to get some classics that really can't be categorized with other, so I think this is a great way to still allow us to see them, along with some great little one-liners.
- September 20, 2010 at 7:44 PM
- Daisy Bateman said...
I like the new format, and would only add the suggestion that you add more posts to the front page, so lazy people like me have to click less if we show up late. Because everyone knows the world has to bow to the demands of the lazy. And demanding.
Or you can just ignore me. I'll keep coming here anyway. - September 20, 2010 at 10:18 PM
- babyblue1217 said...
I LOVE the multiple postings... Like appetizers, only better...um... SWEETER!
- September 20, 2010 at 10:19 PM
- jillb-ilslp said...
At least the color of the cake isn't...um...er...gold..en. *sorry*
And anytime you want to spoil us with more wreckage and hilarity, feel free!!! Wee! Oh - tacky? I mean, Yay! - September 20, 2010 at 10:24 PM
I love the lots of postings! More wrecks for me to die laughing over.. especially this one. Are those three hurricanes coming to get the person that wrecked this cake? Lol if so I would run..
- September 21, 2010 at 12:15 AM
I love all your posts, short, long, one-a-day, many-a-day, etc. Just keep them coming.
Thanks for providing the smiles I need on rough days. - September 21, 2010 at 3:35 AM
- BADKarma! said...
Just remember: It's true. This man has no... Uh... Nevermind...
- September 21, 2010 at 10:24 PM
- H to the izzo said...
I love that you linked to that Ghostbusters clip. It was on TV last week, and it's one of those movies I watch EVERY TIME it comes on.
- October 1, 2010 at 2:22 PM
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The Light from the TV Shows: A Chat with Julian Jarrold (HBO's "The Girl")
Given how much media attention has been drawn by the upcoming Alfred Hitchcock biopic starring Anthony Hopkins, it's no wonder that some may see HBO's upcoming movie, "The Girl," which debuts on Oct. 20, to be a pretender to the throne. In fact, they're both perfectly viable entities in their own right, each covering a different aspect of the director's career. Hopkins will be playing Hitchcock as he's in the throes of making "Psycho," whereas "The Girl" finds Toby Jones's version of Hitch as he's obsessing over Tippi Hedren (played by Sienna Miller) during the filming of "The Birds" and "Marnie." Bullz-Eye caught up with Julian Jarrold, director of "The Girl," just before a panel for the film at the summer Television Critics Association press tour, during which time he chatted not only about his look into the darker side of Hitchcock but also some of the other films and television efforts he's tackled in his career to date.
Bullz-Eye: How did "The Girl" land in your lap? Or did you go looking for "The Girl"?
Julian Jarrold: No, it was sent to me ages ago, and…it was a little bit more based around the making "The Birds" and "Marnie," but obviously it was still an exploration of this relationship. The writer (Gwyneth Hughes) had done quite a lot of research and come over here and met Jim Brown, the assistant director, and Rita Riggs (wardrobe supervisor), and Tippi, obviously. So he'd kind of pieced together this sort of fascinating script, and I loved Hitchcock, but I didn't know this at all, so it was a bit of a shock, actually, to read it. [Laughs.] I knew he was odd, but I didn't know he was that odd. Yeah, it totally changed my view of Hitchcock. Actually, what was fascinating was…I knew "The Birds" and "Marnie" and "Vertigo," and they're strange films. You kind of wonder where they're coming from. And then finding out about this story, you certainly go, "Ah, I see where he was coming from…and where his personal obsessions are and his attitude to women and everything." So it sort of illuminated all that. Which was very interesting.
BE: Tippi Hedren is here at the TCA tour, so presumably she's supportive of the film, but how interactive was she you were making it? Did you speak with her in advance?
JJ: Well, no. I mean, she obviously spoke at length with the writer, and Sienna met her. But she didn't come on set. I think she read the script. It's obviously difficult when someone's making a film like this. How do you compute that? Because it's 90 minutes revolving around her life. But she said she saw it recently, and she seemed to love it. She saw it with her kids, Melanie (Griffith) and everybody, and it seemed to go down okay. But it's difficult. It must be a painful, difficult thing to look at. You know, she had such a complex relationship with Hitchcock. It was daunting, because you mustn't judge that. I wanted to show the sunny side of the relationship, where there was a sort of optimism at the beginning and he was such a fantastic teacher, but then how it changed and darkened and was abusive, really.
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I am having a choppy time, not physically but mentally. I always knew I was weird but then I thought everyone was in some way or other so that actually made me normal. Once I knew about hormones I was intelligent enough to assign my weirdness to them of course but the hubby thinks that is just taking advantage of the poor things. What does that have to do with blogging you might ask, nothing but it is just that there are days my interests take a dip and I don't even want to open Blogger and so you don't see me around. I still cook and eat though because that keeps me happy. Strange thing is I even take pics of all that food and not even download them. Real world friends (unaware of my blog persona) who happen to peek at them on my camera are convinced I am the weirdest.
Anyway, have you had days when you want go out and eat not because you want to eat something fancy or exotic but just because you are tired to whip up a simple homely meal and that is what you want to eat when you go out. You want to have a decent Indian every day meal and that does not mean a cream laden orange hued paneer butter masala paired with naan and a thick menacing Kali Dhaal. There is nothing wrong with these dishes and they have perfect right to be on the menu card but you go to an Indian restaurant (not a South Indian or Udupi restaurant) in one of USA's 50 states and chances are you will only see variations of this on the menu.
Why can't they serve phulkas I ask you, why should it always be Naan or Tandoori Roti ? And why can't they have simple earthly dishes like alu-methi, bhindi bhaji, a simple toor dal flavored with garlic and red chillies along side the rich cousins? Am I the only one who wants to eat these stuff even if I am eating out or there is a market untapped? As it is there is no Bengali restaurant that I can hog at and there aren't Indian ones that serve simple North Indian meals either, what is wrong with restaurateurs, I say.
Also the South Indian restaurants serve Thali with side dishes which I do not know the names of but taste like something you would have at a normal South Indian home too. Am I right? Are those dishes same as the ones you would cook for a weekly meal or are they typical special dishes too?
Disgusted with the restaurants and deciding to fend for myself I put the bunch of methi leaves from my Indian Grocery store to good use. I made a Aloo Methi ki Sabji and also added some of the methi leaves to my Dal. Served them with Brown rice cooked in water flavored with Cloves and Cardamom.
My Aloo Methi recipe is from here with some slight changes.
Finely pluck (a tedious job) and the wash about a bunch of methi or fenugreek leaves. Then chop them up. Peel and cut about 3 potatoes into small cubes. In a Kadhai/Frying Pan heat the ghee/oil. Temper with 1 tsp cumin seeds followed by half a clove of garlic finely chopped. Add the potatoes, salt, ¼ tsp turmeric powder, 3-4 green chilies and cook till the potatoes are cooked. Keep on stirring it so the potatoes do not get brown. After the potatoes are cooked add the methi (fenugreek) leaves and stir. The leaves will wilt in a couple of minutes. Add about ¼ tsp of Red Chilli Powder and ½ tsp of Kasuri Methi. Stir and cook for about 5-6 minutes. Serve hot.
I made a Red Masoor Dal exactly like my previous recipe here. After frying the onions and tomatoes I added the plucked and chopped methi leaves, sautéed for a couple of minutes and continued with the rest of the steps.
The Brown Rice, was hated by the husband unless it was a Fried rice he made or the Khichdi, but I am not the one to let go. So to make this rice I boil almost 3 times the water and flavor the water with a pinch of salt, Cardamom, Cloves and Bay Leaves. Cook the rice and drain the excess water. Now he likes the taste he says even if so at gun point.
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It's no secret the United States is drowning in stuff. Recently, the LA Times reported the average American home has over 300,000 items in it. In fact, the fastest growing real estate segment in the nation is storage facilities, with over 50,000 nationwide just to store our extra stuff. Birthdays, anniversaries, holidays or just for fun, what do we do? Buy more stuff to celebrate.
Presents are wonderful, but sometimes material gifts can get a little exhausting. If you're tired of all the stuff this holiday season, fear not. Gifts can be more than material items. Check out these gifts to give that are about more than just stuff.
Give an Experience
Studies have consistently shown giving experiences rather than material items can be much more fulfilling for the receiver. Experiences like a trip, an adventure or even just going to see a movie together can leave the receiver with something to cherish forever as a memory, rather than something which can fade and fall apart.
For children especially, giving experiences as gifts and sharing family time together has been proven to increase bonding within the family. This leads to fewer behavioral problems, a stronger sense of identity and higher academic success. This holiday season, mix up the usual gift giving by going ice skating together, taking a trip or checking out some local attractions.
Give to a Charity
Sometimes, giving back to those in need can mean more than giving unneeded stuff. This holiday season, try giving gifts to others in the names of those you love close to you. Find a worthwhile cause which means a lot to the person you love, and consider making a donation in their name. Not only will it mean the world to your friend or family, but it will mean everything to a struggling neighbor in your community.
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The best way to someone's heart is through their stomach. Material gifts can fall apart, but delicious food will always be worthwhile when it's devoured. Try baking a homemade dessert, tasty recipe or hot cocoa mix for the chilly winter months. Not only will the receiver love the tasty treat, but it will you show you care through your extra effort to make something delicious, rather than just spending money.
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Nothing is more valuable than time, and this holiday season, you can show just that by giving your time to those who need it most. Whether it's reading more books with your children, volunteering at a local shelter or sharing a long talk with your elderly relatives, take time to give time and watch the results. Not only will those receiving of your time and attention feel valued, but you too will have a more joyful and love-filled holiday season.
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This giving season, give more than just stuff to your friends and family. Give the gifts of experiences, charitable giving, delicious food, your time or something handmade.
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
You Too Can Prevent Random Quotation Marking
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
And for more fantastic quotation mark snafoos, check out the "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks. Good stuff.
Thanks to Carrie Z. for sending this in!
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- Covered In Crafts said...
I'm in *LOVE* with this blog. I'm linking to you!! So fun!!
- July 22, 2008 at 8:58 PM
- Crumbs said...
In Spanish, quotes are used to underline words.
I live in Miami and it both cracks me up and drives me crazy. - July 22, 2008 at 9:44 PM
My cousin sent me this blog today and I've gone through all of the old posts just because:
a) You are one funny girl
b) I love cake
c) I love people who make fun of people making cake.
Even though I'm supposed to be studying, I'm happy to diverge my time for this blog. Well done! - July 22, 2008 at 11:03 PM
I just found your blog through reddit, and I love it, it's fantastic! I'm subscribing.
My favorite cake is the one with babies riding carrots. - July 23, 2008 at 12:24 AM
- Dr Zibbs said...
Great blog! Love it.
- July 23, 2008 at 10:33 AM
I think it's people trying to put emphasis on the word. .....in a very very dumb, grammatically incorrect, and confusing way.
I'll remember what crumbs said and try to feel a bit more lenient to people who speak Spanish as a primary language. But that's not the case in many "" errors. - July 23, 2008 at 2:26 PM
LOL your blog is amazing. the attention to detail and commentary on day to day items is great. props for making my day funnier.
- July 23, 2008 at 2:50 PM
- Lindsey Duncan said...
I was a bundle of stress yesterday when someone linked to this blog. Needed the laughs SO badly -- thanks!
- July 23, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Wow, Anber..., I'm amazed. That's ridiculous. I once applied as a cake decorator with no experience. I now know why I didn't get that job. I'm glad I didn't get it. Very relieved.
- July 23, 2008 at 3:01 PM
Oh, that's awesome!! Ha!
- July 23, 2008 at 3:20 PM
got one for you:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52702311@N00/113803423/ - July 23, 2008 at 3:58 PM
Ahah, this blog is wonderful!
Thank you for collecting all those images and stories and sharing them with us.
Now I know why I prefer cakes without decorations :) - July 23, 2008 at 3:59 PM
- Vicki said...
Great site !!! so amazingly funny. And even funnier the "2nd" time.
- July 23, 2008 at 4:12 PM
- Rachael M. said...
This is like, "the" best blog I've ever found.
I am "doubled over" with laughter here.
I am "so linking" to you from my blog so that my friends can also enjoy the hilarity. - July 23, 2008 at 4:54 PM
- Debby said...
I just found your site today and my face hurts from laughing. This is the best and uour comments are perfect! Thanks!
- July 23, 2008 at 5:06 PM
OMG - this is too funny! My mother is a professional cake decorator and I love flipping through her old books from the 60's and 70's, they are just too much!
- July 23, 2008 at 5:07 PM
- Davina said...
That is hilarious! Poor Anber though...
- July 23, 2008 at 6:26 PM
This is a great blog!
Here's another one for you. I'm a big Bon Jovi fan, but this creeps me out. Who wants the piece with the chest hair?
Sarah - July 23, 2008 at 6:37 PM
While it is funny to consider for English speakers, quotation marks are punctuation marks for emphasis (similar to underline/bold/itatlics).
Instead of the decorator being "ignorant, redneck, uneducated" or "very very dumb" perhaps the writers of these comments are a bit too judgemental and utterly uninformed (ignorant and uneducated, even). - July 23, 2008 at 8:36 PM
- Vintage Indie said...
OMG to funny!
- July 24, 2008 at 3:39 PM
You like the "quotation" "marks"? Then it's also time to head over to the the Red Pen Brigade!!!
- July 24, 2008 at 5:24 PM
- The Courteous Chihuahua said...
The quotation marks are to let us know the real message is: Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!
- July 25, 2008 at 10:38 AM
- e.marie said...
Just had to chime in that actual quotes in frosting can be amusing, too, such as when my boss left for another company a few months back. He'd worked with us for several years, and upon hearing he was leaving a woman in my building said--in complete seriousness, without any idea that it wasn't very flattering--"I'm so sorry to hear that...I was just beginning to like you!" What were we to do but put "So long, Bill! We were just beginning to like you," on a cake for his party? : )
- July 25, 2008 at 11:52 PM
- Ronnica said...
Thanks for pointing this out...I HATE when people use the quotes like that!
- July 29, 2008 at 5:16 PM
- omeomi said...
I have looked at everything, and every link, associated with this site. It is sooooo funny, and your descriptions only add to the hilarity. I can't even figure out which cake is my favorite. But about this particular cake, my thought is the person who took the cake order is not the same person that decorated the cake. The decorator couldn't read the writing on the order and couldn't decide whether the name was aMber or aNber, so decided to go with something in the middle.
- July 31, 2008 at 6:22 PM
- CanCan said...
Oh man! This one made me "crack up"!
- August 2, 2008 at 9:40 AM
- Enchanted Droppings said...
OMG hilarious. I could not stop laughing.
- August 3, 2008 at 9:20 PM
- Rockin' Rooster said...
Maybe... just maybe it was supposed to be ABNER...
I have yet to meet an Abner. - August 19, 2008 at 5:50 PM
- Unknown said...
I'd just like to point out that snafoo is incorrect; SNAFU is an acronym for Situation Normal, All F'd Up.
- October 1, 2008 at 8:45 AM
- Dani said...
Auuuughhh!! The random quotation marks are my pet peeve!
Also, awesome work on the blog. I've been reading for an hr straight now! - November 17, 2008 at 2:58 AM
- Haiku Joy said...
Lost your cap. Stuck bronze feather
in your cake instead. - July 13, 2011 at 5:56 PM
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Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
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- "Will have you laughing so hard you'll forget to eat!"— Washington Post
- "a hilarious winner" — The Oregonian
- "a fantastically gut-busting book"— NPR
- "It's all here, each wreck a disaster of hilarity." — BookPage.com
- "Hysterically funny!"— Epinions.com
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- "Yates' sharp humor makes the funny even funnier." — The Dallas Morning News
- "an amazing laugh-out-loud book"— The Book Triblog
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This is WEEKEND EDITION from NPR News. I'm Scott Simon. I'm going to be on vacation for a couple of weeks and after today's show. You know what I'm going to miss? Our crew here and the chance to say: Time for sports.
SIMON: Thirty home runs, more than 90 runs batted in. That's great stats for a season, but Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers has done that before the All-Star break. NPR's Tom Goldman joins us to talk about baseball, more baseball and a few things that otherwise might have slipped from view. Morning, Tom.
TOM GOLDMAN, BYLINE: Hello.
SIMON: Now he was the - a Triple Crown winner last year, which is usually considered a career season. Miguel Cabrera is having arguably even a better season. I think it's time we pay this man some homage.
GOLDMAN: Let's. The record, you know, that he set Thursday - 30 home runs, 90 RBIs - by the All-Star break. Last night, in fact, he drove in a run for his 95th RBI. If he keeps going like this after the All-Star break, he will blow away those stats that earned him the rare Triple Crown last season with home runs, batting average and RBIs.
And interestingly, Scott, Baltimore's Chris Davis is practically matching Cabrera in home runs...
SIMON: He's having a great season. Yup.
GOLDMAN: ...and RBIs. And if he keeps it up it could be an amazing competition in the second half of the season.
SIMON: And let me just say this with respect for Miguel Cabrera, he doesn't look like he's using steroids, if you catch my drift.
GOLDMAN: I catch your drift. No allegations, you know, nothing kind of - no evidence of any kind toward. Right now just kind of admiration for what he's doing for second year in a row.
SIMON: Only Joe DiMaggio began his baseball career with more panache than Yasiel Puig of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
GOLDMAN: Or you.
SIMON: So...
SIMON: Thanks for remembering. So why is Senor Puig not on the National League All-Star team?
GOLDMAN: Because fans voted Atlanta's Freddy Freeman into the last spot rather than Puig. We have an almost presidential-like race this last week, both players exhorting fans to get out to vote. But Freeman ultimately won probably because he had a great first half of the season compared to Puig's electrifying five weeks, and also Puig took some PR hits this week.
Opponents were calling him arrogant and he's having kind of a tough start with the sports media in this country. But that should get ironed out and a good chance that Yasiel will end up in a lot of All-Star games in the future.
SIMON: Things are a little easier when you play in Cuba where they have a state-owned media. You don't have to worry about these difficult sports writer types. Any surprises on the American League team?
GOLDMAN: Well, tremendous story, you know, lost in the Freeman versus Puig race, is the selection of the final member of the American League All-Star team, Toronto relief pitcher Steve Delabar. A little over two years ago, he was substitute teaching, finishing up a college degree, doing some baseball coaching.
His playing career that never got higher than Class A minor league ball appeared to be over because he broke his elbow pitching in 2009. But through an amazing series of events he got a shot at the bigs, he made it, and how he's on the All-Star team. A friend who's set up Delabar's workout in front of a Major League scout calls it the greatest story in the history of Major League Baseball.
SIMON: And the movie, the movie of the week, I'm sure. World Cup of Softball has opened.
GOLDMAN: Yeah. Let's give women's softball a mention since the IOC dumped it from the Olympic Games after 2008, which is a shame. It's one of the most exciting team sports at the Games. The World Cup of Softball going on right now in Oklahoma City. The USA beat Australia last night. The Americans are 2-0 and have a big game today versus Japan, championship game tomorrow.
Finally, the Tour de Steroids been over in France. This is a bicycle race, right? And, and their checked within an inch of their lives.
Yeah. The 100th edition of the Tour going on and heading into today's fourteenth stage, your race leader was Chris Froome of Great Britain. He finished second last year, doing very well. No doping scandals at this year's Tour so far. The sport, at this level, obviously have had a lot of bad publicity to overcome. A clean race this year would certainly help the cause.
SIMON: NPR's sports correspondent Tom Goldman. Thanks so much for being with us.
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Data are generated using the RepeatMasker -s flag. Additional flags may be used for certain organisms. Repeats are soft-masked. Alignments may extend through repeats, but are not permitted to initiate in them. See the FAQ for more information.
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Smit AFA, Hubley R, Green P. RepeatMasker Open-3.0. http://www.repeatmasker.org. 1996-2010.
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Jurka J. Repbase Update: a database and an electronic journal of repetitive elements. Trends Genet. 2000 Sep;16(9):418-420. PMID: 10973072
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Smit AF. Interspersed repeats and other mementos of transposable elements in mammalian genomes. Curr Opin Genet Dev. 1999 Dec;9(6):657-63. PMID: 10607616
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Even though many people confuse the two services, there's major strategic differences between standard pest control and wild animal control in Phelan. Since most homes are usually invaded by small creatures and insects, most homeowners call for a pest exterminator.
However, in order to operate a successful wild animal control and removal service, it requires extensive knowledge and experience with all kinds of different mammals and reptiles from the animal kingdom. When we refer to wild animal control and removal, we are speaking specifically about animal management and removal skills, which are very different from conventional pest control jobs.
Professional Wild Animal Removal Services In Phelan
Insects as pests can easily be dealt with insecticides from chemical laboratories, whereas prohibiting a possum from rummaging through your trash bin cannot be done by a mere spray of a pesticide. As humans progress and evolve constantly throughout the years, animals also move in their own quick pace as they meddle with other environmental spaces inhabited by humans.
In answering the question, "What is wild animal control in California and wild animal removal," this may reflect the presence of an animal that is living in urban habitats. Some widely known examples are pigeons and rats.
In dumpsters, raccoons are often seen fumbling through trash in search for food, whereas smaller mammals such as squirrels live on trees to propagate their kind. However as science declares evolution, some mammals have also learned their way of living inside building establishments and human homes. If you've found a dead animal in your home, it's vital that you call a professional to take care of the dead animal removal.
While inside, they are free to destroy furniture and other human possessions. These animals nibble on wood and make uncomfortable noises that make it hard for many people to sleep at night. Since most come from non-sanitized habitats, the chances of getting viruses and germs spread throughout the area present a high risk for humans.
Although most animals come in different sizes, it is often the smallest ones who do the most damage in every home. It is always best that you know how to contact the nearest wild animal control and removal office in your town.
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When the spring and summer months finally arrive, several species of wild animals come out of hibernation or hiding for the season. This is when home owners start to notice signs of pest problems and wild animal presence on their properties.
Although warmer weather brings on a whole new arena of wild animal invasion and pest control problems, winter time is also a season to consider when it comes to home and property protection. It's also very important to watch out for dead animals, as you may need dead animal removal.
The truth is, there are various species of wildlife that can still pose a threat to our properties in the fall and winter months. It is recommended to learn how to animal-proof your property and inspect your home for animal invasion; such as bats, raccoons, squirrels, opossums, skunks, and even snakes.
Continue reading to catch up on some helpful winter pest control tips for home and property protection from wildlife.
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One of the best approaches to home protection from wild animals is preventative maintenance. There are so many things that attract raccoons, bats, and other pests to a home or backyard. If you have a bird infestation in your home, then you may also need to consider bird removal.
For example, food and shelter are the number one reasons wild animals invade our areas. They need a place to feed, breed, and hibernate that is far away from harsh weather or cold temperatures.
Our attics, crawl spaces, garages, outdoor sheds, roofs, basements, and patios are perfect hideaways for wildlife. Thousands of dollars in home damages and endless stress can be a result of animal infestations such as these. In order to thwart these types of pests from coming to your property, certain preventative measures must be considered and implemented. This includes:
- Do Not Leave Dog or Cat Food Outside
- Remove or Lock Up Garbage Cans
- Take Out Trash Morning of Trash Day
- Make Sure Home is Sealed Tight (i.e. loose roof shingles, cracks in siding, etc.)
- Remove Bird Feeders and Squirrel Feeders
- Lock Doggie Doors at Night
- Call a Professional wild animal control Company for an Interior Inspection
Winter wild animal control can be manageable if these strategies and preventative maintenance are implemented regularly. It is especially important for home owners that live near wooded areas to take these preventative maintenance tips seriously.
Raccoons, squirrels, bats, and other wildlife are smarter than we think when it comes to finding clever ways into our homes and properties. They can cause an extreme amount of mess and damage that may or may not be covered in your home owner's insurance policy. During spring and summer time, it's important to consider bird removal if you have problems with birds in your home.
It is vital to stop animal intrusions before they begin. As soon as you are aware wild animals are visiting your property, call an wild animal control specialist for advice and possible service.
If you believe there may already be raccoons or bats in the attic, have a licensed wild animal control company facilitate an inspection and map out an extraction plan that is safe and will not harm wildlife.
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Document Freedom Day from Brussels to Taiwan: Open Standards celebrated in 30 countries
In 30 countries around the world, activists are celebrating Open Standards on today's Document Freedom Day, an annual campaign to promote Open Standards. More than 50 groups are hosting events around the world, from Brussels to Nicaragua to Nepal.
Open Standards are crucial to ensure that different computer systems can work together, and that users can access documents regardless of the computing platform or device they use. They are the foundation of the Internet and the World Wide Web.
"Markets for digital products such as audiobooks and cloud documents have grown dramatically. Open Standards let users break free from vendor lock-in and corporate control," said Sam Tuke, Campaign Manager at the Free Software Foundation Europe.
This year the campaign focuses on web-streaming technologies. "In 2012 trail-blazing Open Standards advocates introduced thousands of people to better standards" said Erik Albers, Community Manager. "This time, we are encouraging people to switch to HTML5 technologies".
The campaign calls on websites to replace Flash with Open Standards-based HTML5 technologies. Activists are reporting Flash-dependent web pages and donating to educational packs including blacked-out "Flash Player required" glasses, illustrating the exclusive and inaccessible nature of closed formats for media streaming.
Document Freedom Day 2013 is facilitated by the Free Software Foundation Europe, and supported by campaign sponsors Google and openSUSE.


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Atmospheric modeling of high- and low-frequency methane observations: Importance of interannually varying transport." Journal of Geophysical Research: Atmospheres 110, no. D10 (2005): D10303.
"Estimation of atmospheric methane emissions between 1996 and 2001 using a three-dimensional global chemical transport model." Journal of Geophysical Research: Atmospheres 111, no. D10 (2006): D10307.
"Towards robust regional estimates of CO₂ sources and sinks using atmospheric transport models." Nature 415, no. 6872 (2002): 626-630.
"TransCom 3 CO 2 inversion intercomparison: 1. Annual mean control results and sensitivity to transport and prior flux information." Tellus B 55, no. 2 (2003).
"TransCom 3 CO 2 inversion intercomparison: 2. Sensitivity of annual mean results to data choices." Tellus B 55, no. 2 (2003).


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Mr. Speaker, today I am introducing the Belarus Democracy Act of 2003, which is intended to help promote democratic development, human rights and the rule of law in the Republic of Belarus , as well as encourage the consolidation and strengthening of Belarus' sovereignty and independence. I am joined by Congressmen HOYER, HOEFFEL and Congresswoman Slaughter, as original cosponsors.
When measured against other European countries, the state of human rights in Belarus is abysmal–it has the worst record of any European state.
Through an illegitimate 1996 referendum, Alexander Lukashenka usurped power, while suppressing the duly-elected legislature and the judiciary. His regime has repeatedly violated basic freedoms of speech, expression, assembly, association and religion. The democratic opposition, nongovernmental organizations and independent media have all faced harassment. Just within the last few months, we have seen a number of events reflecting the negative trend line: the passage of a repressive law on religion which bans religious activity by groups not registered with the government and forbids most religious meetings on private property; the bulldozing of a newly-built church; the incarceration of leading independent journalists; and the continued harassment, as well as physical attacks on the political opposition, independent media and non-governmental organizations–in short, anyone who, through their promotion of democracy , would stand in the way of the Belarusian dictator. Moreover, we have seen no progress on the investigation of the disappearances of political opponents–perhaps not surprisingly, as credible evidence points at the involvement of the Lukashenka regime in their murders. Furthermore, growing evidence also indicates Belarus has been supplying military training and weapons to Iraq, in violation of UN sanctions.
Despite efforts by the U.S. Government, non-govermental organizations, the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) and other European organizations, the regime of Alexander Lukashenka continues its hold onto power with impunity and to the detriment of the Belarusian people.
One of the primary purposes of this bill is to demonstrate U.S. support for those struggling to promote democracy and respect for human rights in Belarus despite the formidable pressures they face from the anti-democratic regime. The bill authorizes increases in assistance for democracy building activities such as support for non-governmental organizations, independent media including radio and television broadcasting to Belarus , and international exchanges. The bill also encourages free and fair parliamentary elections, conducted in a manner consistent with international standards–in sharp contrast to recent parliamentary and presidential elections in Belarus which flaunted democratic standards. As a result of these elections, Belarus has the distinction of lacking legitimate presidential [Page: E242] GPO's PDF and parliamentary leadership, which contributes to that country's self-imposed isolation.
In addition, this bill would impose sanctions against the Lukashenka regime, and deny highranking officials of the regime entry into the United States. Strategic exports to the Belarusian Government would be prohibited, as well as U.S. Government financing, except for humanitarian goods and agricultural or medical products. The U.S. Executive Directors of the international financial institutions would be encouraged to vote against financial assistance to the Government of Belarus except for loans and assistance that serve humanitarian needs.
The bill would require reports from the President concerning the sale or delivery of weapons or weapons-related technologies from Belarus to rogue states.
Mr. Speaker, finally, it is my hope that this bill would help put an end to the pattern of clear, gross and uncorrected violations of OSCE commitments by the Lukashenka regime and will serve as a catalyst to facilitate Belaras' integration into democratic Europe in which democratic principles and human rights are respected and the rule of law is paramount. The Belarusian people deserve our support as they work to overcome the legacy of the past and develop a genuinely independent, democratic country based on the rule of law and democratic institutions.


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With summer coming up, sellers are wondering what's the best way to sell their house in the summer and if there are tricks and tips they can use to sell this season. In this blog post, you'll read 5 hot summer home selling tips in Atlanta Metro…
Summer will be here soon enough (or maybe by the time you're reading this it's already here!) Well, if you're planning to sell your house this summer then you'll want to know these 5 hot summer home selling tips in Atlanta Metro!
5 Hot Summer Home Selling Tips In Atlanta Metro
Tip #1. Run The Air Conditioner And A Fan
People buy houses that they feel comfortable in because they picture themselves owning and relaxing in that house. And during a hot summer day, there's nothing that says "comfort" like a cool home.
Run the air conditioner and some fans. The air conditioner cools off the house and the fans help to circulate the cool air and avoid any warm spots or stale air from building up.
Tip #2. Power Wash The Outside Walls
During the winter and spring, the exterior walls of your home can attract a lot of grime and dust, which dulls your home. Spend a bit of money and an afternoon power washing the outside walls of your home to really help make your home look clean and fresh – it will surely stand out from all the other houses on the street!
Tip #3. Add Flowers
Flowers are an inexpensive way to add a pop of color to your home. Buy flowers to plant around the outside of your home, and bring a beautiful bouquet of flowers into your home as well for a splash of color and interest.
Don't be afraid to add lots of flowers to the garden bed and pathway!
Tip #4. Invest In A Lush Lawn
As soon as possible, start seeding, fertilizing, and watering your lawn. Don't be afraid to over-seed it in order to get even more grass growing as thick as possible!
A beautiful, vibrant lawn can really stand out when it's cared for, and that will help to add to the perceived value of the home.
Tip #5. Set The Stage
People buy houses because they see themselves in the home. That means helping people see themselves in the home! For that reason, consider setting the stage so they can feel like they are already there enjoying it.
Bring the barbecue and patio furniture close together. Set the table. Have some fresh lemonade and glasses on the counter. Create a friendly, livable atmosphere!
If you want to sell your home this summer, use these 5 hot summer home selling tips in Atlanta Metro to help you make your home even more attractive to buyers.


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