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Workers' compensation insurance coverage is required by law for many businesses. This state-mandated insurance program was designed to provide medical treatment and partial reimbursement of lost wages for workers injured on the job and to help protect employers against civil lawsuits filed by injured workers.
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Australian cyclist goes to court to fight ticket for cycling without a helmet.Cyclists have been fighting for their rights for more than a century. It has largely been an uphill battle but in some countries, like Denmark and the Netherlands, political lobbying has paid off and the bicycle is a main feature on the urban landscape. Much of the battle has been waged from the grassroots angle.In Australia there is a woman named Sue. She has always cycled and when Australia passed mandatory, all-ages bike helmet laws in the 1990's, Sue kept on cycling while many Australians parked their bikes in the garage. Despite the helmet laws, Sue continued to cycle without a helmet and she has never felt as though she needed one.It took the better part of 15 years before Sue was finally stopped by the Austalian police earlier this year and ticketed for not wearing a helmet. After the formalities, Sue struck up a conversation with the policemen: "One of the policemen expressed interest in why I wasn't wearing one. I mentioned I had done some research which had confirmed my view that helmets put me at risk. He was somewhat surprised, and so I continued that there was further information to show that there is a correlation between fat nations and helmet laws, and that in some parts of the US, much of Europe, the UK and Asia there were no such laws. I mentioned that now I had been issued with an infringement ticket I intended to take this matter to court.Both he and his mate were really startled at that, and he wished me goodluck in my quest and hoped I got somewhere with it. He admitted that he hadgiven up cycling when the legislation became enacted in the early 90s, and
that his bicycle had sat in his garage since that time."
Sue has recently had her preliminary day in court in Australia. Normally defending traffic violations is a speedy process but Sue's solicitor surprised the magistrate by asking to be served with a 'brief of evidence' from the prosecution on 'the grounds of necessity' in order to adjourn the case to a later date for a defended hearing. "The police prosecutor was not happy about this and raised the issue with the magistrate that the crime of 'not wearing a helmet' is one that is usually dealt with by way of an infringement notice, and that therefore, under section 187 of the Criminal Procedure Act 1986 (NSW), the prosecution does not necessarily have to serve a brief. Undeterred, the Magistrate informed the police prosecutor that the prosecution would have difficulties if a brief was not served.""So on Monday 28th September 2009 I am to appear again in the local court to defend my criminal action of riding a bicycle without a helmet. I am going to argue that my criminal act of riding my bicycle without a helmet was a question of necessity and therefore:- I should be excused if I can show that it was done in order to avoid consequences of risk of severe brain injury and/or death which could not otherwise be avoided, and which, if they had followed, would have inflicted upon me 'inevitable and irreparable evil'.- The act of me riding my bicycle without a helmet was no more than was reasonably necessary for the purpose, and that the 'evil inflicted' by the crime of not wearing a helmet was 'not disproportionate to the evil avoided by consequences' of risk of severe brain injury (R v Davidson [1969] VR 667).Alternatively, I am going to argue that my criminal act of riding my bicycle without a helmet was a question of self-defence and therefore:- I was entitled to take evasive steps which I believed were reasonably proportional to the threat of the risk of wearing a bicycle helmet (R v Viro (1978) CLR)
Plus I would like to raise the fact that by prosecuting cycling, which is beneficial to health, sedentary lifestyles have been encouraged which in turn have led to worse health outcomes and greater costs for the community. Undoubtedly, Australia has the worst public cycling participation rate in the world, and instead, has ignorantly embraced the greatest health risk of them all - inactivity. I truly believe that my beliefs are reasonably held as I perceive them and that my conduct was and is a question of my survival. Therefore I shall conclude that it was and is necessary for me to cycle and to cycle without a helmet in order to prevent severe brain injury and / or death.
It really is Sue versus Goliath and the odds for success in the court case may be slim but at the end of the day this is a woman with a bicycle fighting for her right to ride. Which is the very same battle that cyclists have been fighting for over 120 years.Placing focus on the folly of helmet laws and the scientific data that has showed that bicycle helmets can be dangerous and lead to brain injury is a bonus in a country where the press is reluctant to tackle the issue of helmet laws.
The recent study by Professor Piet de Jong that shows that Australia's helmet laws cost the country $519 million AUD each year have caused a stir around the world. The big numbers and the failed helmet laws serve a good purpose in the discussion of how promotion and legislation of helmets is destructive to cycling and public health.
But one woman with a bicycle in one local court room fighting for her right to ride as she sees fit is, for me, an inspiration to cyclists everywhere. And Copenhagenize.com wishes her the best of luck.For more Australian angles:
- www.cycle-helmets.com - Website that explores the Australian helmet laws, with focus on Western Australia.
- The British CTC has information on helmet laws here.
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Who Were the Big Winners at the Golden Globes?
The 69th annual Golden Globes were awarded Sunday night, with a kinder, gentler Ricky Gervais at the helm.
After last year's snark-fest, many thought Gervais would bring the controversy again, but with the exception of an isolated jab here and there, the incendiary moments were few.
And while the award presentations themselves brought some surprises, others hardly required a crystal ball — like perennial winner Meryl Streep taking home a record-breaking eighth trophy.
Here's a full recap of winners:
— Picture, Drama: 'The Descendants'
— Picture, Musical or Comedy: 'The Artist'
— Actor, Drama: George Clooney, 'The Descendants'
— Actress, Drama: Meryl Streep, 'The Iron Lady'
— Director: Martin Scorsese, 'Hugo'
— Actor, Musical or Comedy: Jean Dujardin, 'The Artist'
— Actress, Musical or Comedy: Michelle Williams, 'My Week With Marilyn'
— Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer, 'Beginners'
— Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer, 'The Help'
— Foreign Language: 'A Separation'
— Animated Film: 'The Adventures of Tintin'
— Screenplay: Woody Allen, 'Midnight in Paris'
— Original Score: Ludovic Bource, 'The Artist'
— Original Song: 'Masterpiece' (music and lyrics by Madonna, Julie Frost, Jimmy Harry), 'WE'
— Series, Drama: 'Homeland,' Showtime
— Series, Musical or Comedy: 'Modern Family,' ABC
— Actor, Drama: Kelsey Grammer, 'Boss'
— Actress, Drama: Claire Danes, 'Homeland'
— Actress, Musical or Comedy: Laura Dern, 'Enlightened'
— Actor, Musical or Comedy: Matt LeBlanc, 'Episodes'
— Miniseries or Movie: 'Downton Abbey (Masterpiece),' PBS
— Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Kate Winslet, 'Mildred Pierce'
— Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Idris Elba, 'Luther'
— Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Jessica Lange, 'American Horror Story'
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Are You Ready For Home Ownership?
Owning a home may be your dream, but in order for the purchase to be the happy and satisfying experience it was meant to be, you need to ensure that you are financially and mentally prepared for the responsibilities that come with it.
Some people have a notion that home ownership is like renting, but with the power to have pets and paint the walls whatever color you like. However, while these privileges are available to homeowners in most municipalities, they come with the responsibilities of a mortgage, taxes and home maintenance. Preparing for home ownership requires you to take critical stock of your finances and your expectations.
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Questions for Prospective Homeowners
Are you ready to buy?
Owning your own home is about more than just being able to decorate any way you like; it's about being prepared to maintain your home over the years, realizing that part of your income and time will go towards repairs and maintenance. It's about being willing to take the risks of home ownership with a realistic expectation of the rewards.
How much can you afford?
It can be discouraging to find that your salary won't stretch as far as the home you want to own. However, sacrificing a huge part of your income just to pay the mortgage can very quickly make home ownership a burden rather than a point of pride. It's better to buy a modest home now and look at purchasing your "dream home" in a few years.
What is your debt-to-income ratio?
This is something that lenders take very seriously. Your overall debt should not be more than 40% of your income, and your housing debt should not be more than 32%. What 32% of your income will buy depends on where you want to live. In rural or downtrodden areas for example, it can buy a very comfortable residence and ample acreage. In highly sought-after urban areas however, it may not even buy a 400 square foot bachelor suite.
What do you want?
Do you like the idea of cleaning your own gutters? Do you shudder at the thought of lawn care? Would you rather just pay a fee every month and have everything done for you? Would obeying rules about when you can have your garbage cans out bother you, or do you want to live in a neighborhood where everything is 'just so'? The answers to these questions can help you narrow down the search for the right type of property for you.
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You need a good agent who will work hard for you. Our real estate team is dedicated to helping you find the right home, at the best price. We want you to find the home that will make you happy and successful in real estate ownership.
When you hire us to help you buy your first home, we want to know what you want and how much you can afford. Then we'll find a way to merge these two priorities and find a residence that you'll enjoy owning.
Keep your objectives in mind when visiting a home. Sometimes the idea of owning a home can overwhelm your practical sense, so keep your feelings in check. Keep a list handy of the features that you need and want in a home, and judge each home by the list instead of by details that could distract you from your goal. When you're alone with your agent, you can go over the pros and cons of each home. We can help you stay on track while still keeping our eyes out for a great property.
Engage the services of a good real estate lawyer. We can recommend several lawyers in the area who might be a good fit for you. Interview them to ensure that you get someone you can work with. The legalities of transferring land ownership can be dodgy, and a lawyer can be your best defense against future legal troubles. A good lawyer can charge several hundred to over a thousand dollars for their services, but the thousands of dollars saved in legal fees later on makes this a good expense.
Make the offer. This can be a maze of "buyer", "seller", "chattels", "deposit", and "completion". We'll be happy to prepare the paperwork and go through it with you before submitting it. Remember, the seller may reject or counter your offer, so even at this late date, avoid setting your heart on the home you hope to own. You'll probably have to write a deposit check to the seller's broker that proves the seriousness of your offer.
Get all necessary inspections done. A home inspector will check for signs of harmful materials like asbestos, lead paint and mold. They'll also check for evidence of pests, faulty wiring and leaks. This is a crucial part of the home purchase. Not getting an inspection done means that you could be stuck in a home with a bad case of black mold and no recourse other than to pay for its removal. Inspections will cost a few hundred dollars, but again, this is more than worth it in the end. There are several inspectors in the area that we'd be happy to recommend.
Do a final walkthrough before closing the deal. We'd be happy to do this with you to make sure that everything agreed upon is completed prior to the final signing.
From the first interview that determines your requirements to the moment that you receive the keys, we can help you with the complicated process of buying a home. Don't hesitate to contact us to find out more about how we can make the home buying process easier!
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
There's a Fly on My Cake!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
"Of course, I wanted the cake to be very special and couldn't think of anything else to put on it aside from a bat fly." [I feel like we're missing something here.]
"So, I picked out Carl's very favorite microptics print [Who doesn't have a favorite microptics print?] and took it to the bakery to see if they could replicate the image on a cake in frosting. "At the bakery, I decided to cut to the chase, so I pulled the picture out first thing in order to make sure they could transfer it. The bakers were stunned into a profound silence as they stared at the photo. I opened my mouth to explain, but a little voice in my head said, 'No no, don't. It's funnier this way.' "When they finally tore their eyes away to look up at me, I smiled and said, 'So. You guys are the experts, let me know what you think. I was thinking of a blue border, but I'm not sure about the decorations. Balloons, do you you think, or flowers?' "The manager of the bakery didn't really answer my question, just silently filled out the order form and wrote 'balloons.'"
Y'all ready to see this thing now? Here 'tis:
"When I got the cake, I was tickled to see that they had attached frosting balloon strings to the hind leg, the wing and somewhere near the head. I suppose they weren't sure how a microscopic insect might choose to hold a balloon." [Well, that makes about 75,000 of us.]
Let me just say that this cake has given me a whole new appreciation for grocery store bakers. Thanks for letting me borrow your story, Steph!
Note from john (the hubby of Jen): Several of you have noted that this isn't a "wreck" in the strictest sense of the word, to which I say, true that. It is, however, a fun cake story. And it's Saturday. Go with it. Peace out, yo.
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Awesome. Just...awesome. :)
- October 24, 2009 at 9:42 AM
Perfect sprinkles... :)
- October 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM
Kudos to the grocery store bakery! That one could have been a real disaster. Now if you would excuse me, I would like a slice of thorax please...
- October 24, 2009 at 9:47 AM
This is just weird! But hey, at least the colours of the balloons match the fly!
- October 24, 2009 at 9:48 AM
- Sunshine Mom said...
too funny! the bakers have a great sense of humor
- October 24, 2009 at 9:51 AM
- J said...
From the next picture it looks like they work in a field museum. Maybe that helps explain things, maybe lol.
- October 24, 2009 at 9:54 AM
- Jan Holt said...
Soooooo loving this cake on every level. Makes me want a bat fly cake too.
- October 24, 2009 at 9:57 AM
- 3xEMonkey said...
I have never been so interested in a backstory since Death to Smoochy. Why a bat fly? Why any insect at all? Why so large? ... And I love the detail on the balloon strings. That's my favorite part.
- October 24, 2009 at 10:05 AM
- Sharon said...
Isn't that a camel cricket?
That poor bakery, lol. Shame there wasn't a hidden camera to capture the expression on their faces when the order was brought to them.
But they rallied to the challenge. /cheer - October 24, 2009 at 10:07 AM
this is just seriously awesome. :)
- October 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
- Gal220 said...
As a person that worked a whole summer in a bug lab in north Texas, I'd say these folks work in a museum or a university :) Entomologists get really enthusiastic about their work!!
I think an Odonata Anisoptera would have been prettier (dragonfly). - October 24, 2009 at 10:14 AM
- Kate said...
Mmmmmm, I call the thorax!
- October 24, 2009 at 10:25 AM
- Christine said...
The fact that she PLANNED it to be weird and hilarious makes it totally awesome! Almost funnier than if she hadn't planned it that way :)
♥ xtine
http://www.stuffbyxtine.com - October 24, 2009 at 10:37 AM
- Tabitha said...
That is one of the best cakes I have seen on here-so weird, so detailed, so numbingly gross you just want to take a bite...lol
- October 24, 2009 at 10:39 AM
- Cyndi said...
I can't decide whether this should be a wreck or a Sunday Sweet. Either way, it's hilariously AWESOME!
- October 24, 2009 at 10:50 AM
I don't know. That might have been a Sunday Sweet to me. LOL.
- October 24, 2009 at 10:55 AM
- Mama G said...
The batfly looks like it would be crunchy. Was it crunchy? Eeeeeww!
- October 24, 2009 at 10:58 AM
- Half Assed Kitchen said...
The picture cutting off at the elbow is a nice touch. It is called an elbow on insects, isn't it?
- October 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM
- Joel Polowin said...
- October 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Not horrific, but definitely amusing. :)
- October 24, 2009 at 11:09 AM
- Llora Jean said...
Clearly Carl is an entomologist! (they study bugs) =)
- October 24, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Went into the wreck with eyes wide open- love it.
- October 24, 2009 at 11:30 AM
- EveryoneInside said...
That was awesome that the bakery totally accepted her idea and even had a sense of humor. What a great story!
- October 24, 2009 at 11:48 AM
- Unknown said...
That is awesome--and I agree Jen, this restores my faith that at least some grocery store bakers are awesome!
- October 24, 2009 at 11:51 AM
- A Paperback Writer said...
The most impressive thing to me is that these bakers actually knew to put a comma before the direct address!!! Wow! I believe that is the very first time I have every seen a comma placed in the correct spot for a direct address on a cake featured on this blog (even on the Sunday cakes, the "good" ones, the bakers don't seem to know much about basic punctuation).
I am truly impressed today -- even if I had no idea this insect existed, with or without the balloons. :) - October 24, 2009 at 11:56 AM
- daemon said...
Agreed. I just can't decide if it's a wreck or a sweet. I suppose that lies in the eyes of the beholder.
- October 24, 2009 at 12:00 PM
- Sparky said...
Surprisingly well made considering the order. Just remember all you cake decorators out there, just because your cake is up here doesn't mean you're bad at your job (or even that you messed up)!
I would however like to know what makes that...thing...appropriate for a farewell cake. An inside joke, surely, but one that will boggle my mind for an unnecessarily long time if I'm never filled in. - October 24, 2009 at 12:25 PM
I don't know that I'd call this a Wreck, exactly - more like "Bakers make the best of a bad situation and very kindly don't send the smirking customer packing."
That being said, it's hysterical and definitely earned its place here! Thank goodness for food-coloring inkjet copiers! I want one for when I turn 50! - October 24, 2009 at 12:30 PM
- Karen said...
Hey, the balloons don't even look like sperm! That's a step in the right direction!
- October 24, 2009 at 12:40 PM
I'm not only impressed by the accuracy of the punctuation, but, going by the images I turned up online, I'd have to say they got a pret-ty decent representation of a bat fly.
- October 24, 2009 at 12:48 PM
- Crazy People I've Worked With said...
Great job on the cake - altho a bit unappetizing...
- October 24, 2009 at 12:56 PM
- Debbie Barr said...
Very nice. :D
- October 24, 2009 at 12:58 PM
- boy spike said...
Surprisingly, it was accomplished with little wreckiness on the part of the bakers. The dead bug looks realistic, and the balloons don't look like sperm. The only wreckiness is from the order itself.
- October 24, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Very cool. I don't think a weird cake is necessarily a wreck--this is quite specifically tuned for a particular recipient and works quite well in that context. Trust me, scientists tend to be very into their work.
- October 24, 2009 at 1:09 PM
- Betsy said...
Definitely not a wreck! The customer is 100% to blame for this bizarre and unappetizing cake that they INEXPLICABLY requested. The bakers/decorators were just following the directions given.
- October 24, 2009 at 1:20 PM
- NinjaMickey said...
I love you guys! My job sucks (maybe I should apply at the grocery store bakery). Inevitably find my way to CakeWrecks for cheering up. You never fail to please! Gracias!
- October 24, 2009 at 1:45 PM
- Gwen said...
Veterinarians love cakes like this too! It's awesome!
- October 24, 2009 at 1:51 PM
- sendingtheclowns said...
John, don't feel that you need explain "browsing around the internets the other day looking for bug cakes." Personally, I do that every chance I get, as do countless others, I'll be bound.
This one is superlative.
I was a bit surprised to find out that there was such a thing as a Batfly; at first I'd assumed that you were talking about a fly ON a bat. Which does happen, sadly enough.
Learn something new every now and again, eh?
Oh, and I find the Batfly's feet interesting in that they look like tiny high heels, or horse hooves.
And maybe try interbugnets next time. - October 24, 2009 at 1:52 PM
- Unknown said...
This cake is so rad!
- October 24, 2009 at 2:06 PM
- Nobody said...
The decorators deserve a Medal of Cakery Honor--the cake is absolutely brilliant!
Maybe there's a blog sub-category needed for bakeries that do their noble best on weird orders made by difficult customers (not that there's anything wrong with insects or the people who love them...some of my best friends are bugs...:-)).
Hari-Kari Cake Wrecks?
Suicide Frosting Missions?
The Few, The Proud, The Decorines? - October 24, 2009 at 2:12 PM
- Unknown said...
I want this cake for my sweet sixteen in January. :)
- October 24, 2009 at 2:34 PM
To any newcomers & others who need reminding, look at the home page definition of what makes a wreck:
"it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons."
I LOVE this cake and find it highly amusing with both the original story and Jen's commentary. Yes, the subject is a bit odd/wrecky, but that is part of the fun behind it.
Kudos to the bakery for a great job! Wreck on!
-WM - October 24, 2009 at 2:35 PM
ohhhhhh!!!!!!! that picture makes me cry!!!!
- October 24, 2009 at 3:14 PM
- Green said...
I was also under the impression that wrecks weren't always cakes done unwell but cakes that had unusual decoration that might make the cake seem undesirable.
And I'd say a microscopic bug blown to thousands of times its own size smacked on my cake like a fly on a windshield might affect my appetite.
The balloons help.
That being said, fantastic job!
word verification: zariner, like a mariner but zanier. - October 24, 2009 at 3:25 PM
- Unknown said...
Having worked in a grocery store bakery, I can only imagine what kind of conversations happened amongst workers after she left. I bet they told everyone they could about the "Crazy insect cake lady"...then again, who wouldn't gossip about such a thing?
- October 24, 2009 at 3:59 PM
- Sook said...
ha ja it makes me laugh! :)
- October 24, 2009 at 4:25 PM
- Tiff said...
This cake is too funny!
And I must thank you for giving me the heebie geebies for the next 5 years, because I googled images of a bat fly... - October 24, 2009 at 4:45 PM
- Jedijson said...
If you combine the fact that this is a cake of a balloon-strewn bug with the fact that she was also in charge of getting the booze, this is one HA-LARIOUS cake! I mean, it looks to me like this party "animal" tied on a few too many. He got seriously guano-faced, and so he's going to have one serious hang-over in the morning.
- October 24, 2009 at 4:46 PM
- The Dreamstress said...
Maybe they are Fatcat and Fishface fans?
I think it is awesome that there is now a batfly cake to go with the batfly puppets - as long as it isn't guano flavoured! - October 24, 2009 at 5:37 PM
- lorileelott said...
Being the stick in the mud that I am, may I point out that this is just one of those photocakes (picture printed on edible paper) that you were making fun of a few days ago. I guess since it is a picture of a fly instead of a company logo or coat of arms makes it acceptable. Good job on the balloons though.
- October 24, 2009 at 5:53 PM
I'm honestly confused. What are you upset about? This is just a cake story that I thought was funny.
john - October 24, 2009 at 6:18 PM
- archersangel said...
i looked up "bat fly" http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/55703/bat-fly & don't get why someone ould want that on a b-day cake.
good story though. - October 24, 2009 at 6:30 PM
- Unknown said...
I grew up in "Deep South" southern Mississippi (insert degree of accent) and have squashed many a cockroach. Now, in Mississippi, cockroaches aren't tiny little things, but are majorly BIG bugs that can FLY! My least favorite part of doing such a thing was how they sounded when you stepped on them . . . CRUNCH (as Mama G said) with WHITE "STUFF" coming out of them.
Now, this cake, almost all white, would just conjure up nightmares for me. Would that bug go CRUNCH and would white frosting ooze out?
EEK! (Running off in fright with hands waving in the air!)
WV: wherm . . . might have been better if a wherm had been used instead of a crunchy-looking bug! - October 24, 2009 at 7:01 PM
- Gary said...
This is definitely NOT a wreck! It's very, very cool, and definitely deserves a space on Cake Wrecks just for its coolness.
Thank you for showing it to us. - October 24, 2009 at 7:28 PM
- K0dama said...
I love that they attached the balloons so festively to the little guy!
- October 24, 2009 at 8:45 PM
- Keeslermom said...
A Picture! Why didn't I think of that 3 weeks ago when trying to figure out how to make a hissing cockroach birthday cake! Genius!
- October 24, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Ummm...I don't get it.
- October 24, 2009 at 11:42 PM
I look for bug cakes too. I showed these to my sons and husband with the hope that one of them will **take the hint** and get me something like this just once.
(the second one on this page)
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beach-wedding-themes.com/images/MintDragonflyCake.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.beach-wedding-themes.com/dragonfly-wedding.html&usg=__3z79DyEKyZFz0AjZKy48Yur2ffo=&h=411&w=299&sz=26&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=3gD04IZEiB0luM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmost%2Bbeautiful %2Bdragonfly%2Bcake%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1 - October 25, 2009 at 2:12 AM
- Pirate Alice said...
It's not just A Field Museum they work at it is THE Field Museum, in Chicago. The Field Museum of Natural History. The bug makes a sort of sense that way.
Love the cake, wish I knew what bakery in Chicago made that I'd order my next one from there. - October 25, 2009 at 2:30 AM
A little creative Googling turns up Carl's homepage and the 100,000 specimens of Bat Flies at the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago (75% of known world species represented!). Which I guess is an explanation. Sort of.
- October 25, 2009 at 4:21 AM
In defense of this as a photocake, rather than just being a rectangular transfer slapped on to the cake, the bakers either carefully cut around the edges or did a superlative job matching the background to the frosting.
- Eli - October 25, 2009 at 8:51 AM
- Momof4 said...
So well executed. Hard to believe it's from a grocery store bakery.
In addition to a photo-realistic fly, they managed to create icing balloons that look like balloons instead of sperm. Imagine that. - October 25, 2009 at 10:54 AM
- Unknown said...
OMG! I love it!
Amy B-H - October 25, 2009 at 1:44 PM
Carl is an amazing guy who does pretty neat research and also put tarantulas and giant hissing cockroaches on my kids . . . . and I can imagine he must have thought this was the coolest cake ever. Carl can make horrifying bugs seem pretty cool . . . he got me to hold a tarantula, although my wife passed.
He's off on a trip involving insects somewhere or other at the moment, but I hope Steph showed him this or at least sends him a link when he gets back. He'll get a kick out of this. - October 25, 2009 at 2:25 PM
- Haiku Joy said...
"I don't know why she
swallowed the batfly. Perhaps
her poo will be dyed. . ."
Now everybody sing! - October 25, 2009 at 2:34 PM
- *star.mama* said...
While I agree that the overall idea is awesome and funny, at least to Carl and Steph. The edible image could have been cropped better. Other than that, kudos grocery store decorator! You did an excellent job with the request made of you.
- October 25, 2009 at 3:53 PM
- Victoria S said...
John, you use a trackball? That. Is. Awesome. I feel less alone! I'm surrounded by mouse-users who can't stand using my computer since it means having to use my trackball.
- October 25, 2009 at 11:30 PM
I was at this going away party and I ate this cake. Oddly enough none of us thought it was weird at the time. But that's what happens when you work in a museum.
- October 26, 2009 at 1:43 PM
- CRUSTY MOM-E said...
I think it's a wreck, because it has a long, err,..johnoptic leg.
- October 26, 2009 at 9:01 PM
- CRUSTY MOM-E said...
the balloon strings remind me of--gag-pinworms or tapeworms..
One crusty mom-E - October 26, 2009 at 9:03 PM
- Aviatrix said...
I'm pleased to see a feature here on what could be considered a wreck from the baker's point of view. I'd like to see more posts on the wrecky things that customers want.
- October 26, 2009 at 11:12 PM
It looks like the poor fly needs balloons to stay up!
- October 27, 2009 at 5:27 PM
- Aimee said...
LOL I just laughed loud enough in the airport to make nearly the entire waiting plane party look in my direction.
- October 28, 2009 at 11:41 PM
What I like about this wreck is that it seems as though the "Carl" of the sentiment just might be the fly...
- November 1, 2009 at 5:32 PM
Lemme essplain... no. is too much. Too much funny. and too much awesome.
lisagems - March 16, 2010 at 9:34 PM
With the Bug looking dead, and then saying 'We'll miss you Carl', one could wonder if they are wishing him well at his new job or is this a cake for the wake?
- May 17, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Thanks for making me disturb everyone in this library by obnoxiously laughing my butt off.
- March 30, 2011 at 1:46 PM
- SabrinaTheArizonaDesertRose said...
Is that the fly's leg or is it just 'glad to see us?' lol just sayin'
- April 14, 2011 at 6:56 PM
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G1. Please read the following terms and conditions carefully as they are a legal binding contract between you (the Bidder) and Wears Auctioneering Inc. To register and bid in this auction you must agree to these terms and are bound by them as a bidder.
G2. All items are sold AS IS, WHERE IS, with NO WARRANTY expressed or implied. It is the responsibility of the buyer to determine the condition of the items and bid accordingly. All items must be considered used or previously owned. Even if labeled as new in box, we cannot guarantee the item will be in full retail condition. Place your bids accordingly and read all descriptions and Terms prior to placing your bids. No refunds will be issued.
G3. Items may appear to be grouped in a photo. Do not assume a lot consists of more than one item simply because they are connected or pictured together. Please inspect the written information and read the descriptions carefully. You are bidding on the described item not the photograph, occasionally the wrong photo may be displayed. Contact our office if you are unclear as to what is included in a lot.
G4. Once you place and confirm a bid through our bidding platform, you cannot remove or lower a bid. No bids will be removed once they have been placed.
G5. Due diligence is the responsibility of you (the Bidder). All sales are final. When the bidding ends on our website and you are the high bidder, you than assume complete responsibility for care of each purchase at time of sale.
G6. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone bidding, buying, selling and/or at pick up.
G7. The most recent correspondence with buyers via email or our website take precedence over written material and any prior verbal statements.
G8. The auction company is not responsible for accidents, thefts, errors or omissions.
G9. The auctioneer reserves the right to add or remove items from the auction; split or combine lots; add minimum bids or reserve prices. The auctioneer reserves the right to cancel, suspend, extend or reschedule an individual item and or auction event or to make changes to the auction closing times or inspection or removal times.
G10. Items used in photos for displaying and or containing items such as crates, totes, step blocks, back drops, etc. are not part of the selling lot unless specifically listed in the description.
When you register to bid with Wears Auctioneering and Marknet Alliance, you must create a bidding profile. This profile contains your personal information – you can always view and edit your profile by logging into our website. It is your responsibility to ensure that all the information on that profile is VALID and CURRENT. We rely on that information to contact you and process payment. Address, Phone, Billing, Credit Card and Email information are particularly important! If you need help logging in or resetting information in your profile, contact our office.
In order to register to bid in any online auction, you must have a valid email address. It is YOUR responsibility to ensure that your particular server accepts emails from our server. We use email as our primary method of communication and you will not receive any other method of bidding, registering, or invoice confirmation from our office, so make sure your emails are working. ALWAYS contact our office if you are not receiving proper emails from our company – we can help troubleshoot, but your server may not receive emails as consistently as others.
A buyer's premium will be added to each purchase. Buyer's premium is 10% unless stated otherwise: if you bid $100.00, at checkout you will be charged $110.00 (before tax). Each and every time you place a bid, you are required to confirm and agree to the total bid price of your initial bid plus buyer's premium.
A1. The closing time of the auction will be listed within the auction information page of our website. Once bidding closes, items you have won become your responsibility – make note of closing times!
A2. Our auctions feature EXTENDED BIDDING. If a bid is placed on a lot within the last FIVE minutes of the auction, bidding will extend on that lot for FIVE minutes past the closing time. That lot will remain open until there are no bids on that item during the extended time period. This only affects lots that receive a bid during the last FIVE minutes of the auction. Any lot not bid on in the last five minutes will close as scheduled. Example: If you are participating in an auction that closes at 6:00 PM and you place a bid at 5:55, that lot will extend until 6:05 p.m. and will keep extending in FIVE minute increments at time a new bid is placed. It will stop extending when no bid has been placed during the extended time period.
A3. There are occasions when we have an EXTEND ONE/EXTEND ALL auction. In this case, if any single lot receives a bid in the last FIVE minutes, ALL LOTS in the auction will extend in FIVE minute increments.
A4. Our auctions offer MAXIMUM BIDDING. This means that you can bid a higher number than the next "Asking Bid". You can place a max bid at any time in the place bid space by simply entering the highest number you want to bid. When you place a MAX BID, the current bid price will only go to the next increment, or one increment over someone else's max bid if one has been placed. The computer will bid for you in the pre-determined auction increments up to your highest dollar entered only if someone else bids against you to raise your bid to that dollar amount.
A5. When someone has already entered a MAX BID on an item you are bidding on, the system will automatically bid for you until you are the current high Bidder or you reach your MAX BID. If you have reached your MAX BID and are still not the current high Bidder, the system will give you the opportunity to enter another MAX BID.
A6. Bids will be placed in the order that they are received. If TWO buyers enter a MAX BID of the same dollar amount, the buyer who entered his/her MAX BID FIRST will be the bidder that is in at that price. If you bid a certain amount and see that the bid is indeed that amount, but you are not the 'Winning Bidder', that means that someone else had a max bid of that amount and so their bid was placed into the system ahead of yours. The best way to know if you are out is to check your email as you should get an email every time you are outbid.
A7. You may request out bid notices when registering for your online bidding account. You can choose to have them sent to your email, cell phone via text message or both. If you are not able to be around a computer/ mobile device during the closing of the auction or receive and/or read your outbid notices, we HIGHLY RECOMMEND you utilize the max bidding feature. Please remember, you can always raise your max bid, but you CANNOT lower it.
A8. Wears Auctioneering is not responsible for internet malfunctions, loss of connection or system glitches that may prevent you from placing last minute bids, or receiving notices from our company. Don't wait until the last minute to bid; if the system is busy, your bids may not process within the last seconds of an auction closing.
P1. Payment for all purchases is due immediately at the conclusion of the auction unless specifically outlined otherwise.
P2. A Valid credit card is required for bidding approval. We accept Visa, MasterCard, and Discover. No other payment method will be allowed unless it is specifically stated on our website. Currency: USD only
P3. If charges are declined by the credit card processor a non-sufficient funds charge of $25.00 will be charged each time processing is denied. The buyer will be notified of NSF transaction through e-mail and be given 24 hours to contact Wears Auctioneering with an alternative payment method.
P4. Wears Auctioneering will charge Purchase price, Buyer's Premium charges and any applicable handling fees to the credit card that you have recorded in your profile up to $1500.
P5. Any invoice over $1,500.00 will require wire transfer. Credit Card will not be accepted for invoices over $1500.
P6. Payment for any titled item, such as autos, boats, trailers and some ATVs, will require a wire transfer of funds in full before being released to the buyer.
P7. If purchases are not settled within 24 hours of the close of the auction, they are considered in default. Upon default, the Bidder's privileges may be suspended on Wears Auctioneering Inc. as well as MarkNet Alliance auctions. Bidding privileges may be reinstated when default has been satisfied. Subsequent defaults may result in bidding privileges being blocked or denied. Such action may be taken at the sole discretion of Wears Auctioneering, Inc and/or Marknet Alliance.
P8. Payment in full is required before receiving your invoice itemizing your purchases and fees.
P9. No credit card charge backs will be allowed. NO refunds will be given.
I1. Once you've paid, Wears Auctioneering will send you an invoice via email with confirmation of items won, the purchase total, and applicable fees.
I2. If you do NOT receive an invoice, you can find the invoice in your profile on our website. You may also contact our office to resend the invoice. It is your responsibility to ensure you have your invoice before pickup time.
I3. If you were bidding on an item and think you have the winning bid, but did not receive an invoice. Please read "Viewing Past Auctions, Winning Bids & Invoice" section of these terms.
L1. Winning bidders need to pickup their items at the time they sign up for via Sign Up Genius, and pickup must be completed within the designated pickup timeframe.
L2. Specific times that are listed for pickup are the strict start and end times, per contractual agreement with the seller. We will not facilitate pickup BEFORE the start time. All buyers are expected to be FINISHED removing their items by the time the pickup is scheduled to end. You need to arrive on time to pack and remove all your item(s) within the stated pick-up times. We may assess a charge to any buyer that requires our staff to stay longer than the scheduled time.
L3. If you are unable to pick up at the agreed to terms, you must send a representative to pick up for you or forfeit your items.
L4. Information on the exact address of the pick-up location will be relayed to winning bidders via link on your paid invoice. Our office will not assume responsibility for emails that do not arrive at your server.
L5. Items may only be removed upon receipt of payment in full. Buyers must check in and present their paid invoice to a Wears Auctioneering representative prior to loading items.
L6. Any item(s) Wears Auctioneering Inc. or the seller has to remove from sale site due to the buyer missing pickup time or abandoning part of a purchase may be subject to additional service fees.
L7. Buyers who do not pick up their item(s), or leave any items behind, at the specified pick-up time may be subject to additional service fees. Ownership of those items will return to the seller and the buyer will forfeit any and all rights to the item including payments and refunds.
L8. You MUST bring your own packing materials, moving equipment, and adequate manpower to safely and properly remove your items during the specified pick up time. We will not wait for your additional help to arrive if it is outside the pickup times. Also, you may be asked to wait at the end of the line if you are not prepared to move or load your items in a timely manner, we reserve the right to help those buyers who came prepared first. This policy is designed to keep pickups speedy and efficient. We need our buyers to come prepared out of fairness to other buyers and to our seller.
L9. Wears Auctioneering Inc reserves the right to refuse load out and pick up of item(s) purchased, if at their sole discretion or at the discretion of contracted seller, they deem such load out may cause damage physically to the item or the sellers property or if it risks the safety of anyone or anything a the load out site.
L10. Wears Auctioneering reserves the right to charge a fee to any buyers that do not bring adequate help, requiring our staff to help move items for a buyer.
L11. The buyer will be responsible for the ANY damage that occurs to an individual item, or the pickup location during the removal of an item(s).
S1. Please be aware that these terms are GENERAL INFORMATION for all auction listings and special terms can apply. When such Special Terms apply we do our best to outline those in an Information lot at the beginning of the auction catalog.
S2. In most cases we can accommodate shipping requests. However there will be times, due to size of item(s) Quantity of Item(s), staff availability etc that you may need to make arrangements with a Third party shipper. That is why, if you plan to purchase an item and NEED it shipped that you contact our office prior to bidding and no later than the close of the auction to see if we can accommodate your request. THANK YOU! Our office number is 319-624-3779. Calling is generally the best option to be sure we are all on the same page.
S3. Shipping charges will appear as a separate charge after purchases are packed and ready for shipping. We will attempt to combine items into as few parcels as reasonably possible to reduce the shipping costs. Wears Auctioneering cannot estimate shipping costs and until items are boxed for shipping we will not know the cost of shipping. We charge what the carrier charges us with NO markup. All purchases will be shipped to the buyers via USPS or UPS Ground, FedEx etc. depending on size of parcel (we reserve the right to select the shipper). If you would prefer to make your own shipping arrangements and send us a label for your item(s) simply contact us and let us know.
Our handling fee is calculated as 50% of the cost to ship. Handing for items requiring loading and transport to our facility may incur a $25 fee.
If we send your purchases in a Flat Rate USPS Box for $6 your handling will be $3. If it ships UPS for $20 then handling will be $10 plus a $25 fee for transporting your item to our facility.
Most parcels ship with limited insurance. If the standard insurance coverage from the carrier (USPS, UPS etc) is higher than the invoiced value of the items being shipped, we will not purchase additional insurance. If the item(s) being shipped exceed the standard insurance value offered by the shipper additional insurance will be purchased and charged to you on your invoice. If you purchase an item and feel that it is valued higher than the invoiced purchase price you will need to call our office and request additional insurance coverage along with the amount you would like your shipment insured for.
If a buyer violates the contact/terms agreed to, we may access the following additional charges:
Pick up NO SHOW, Leaving Lot OR Partial Lot behind $25.00 / Lot Plus forfeiture of item
Load out assistance $25.00/Lot Staff IS NOT for hire to help. This charge is initiated if YOU fail to bring adequate help.
Bringing Lot back to Office for pick up. $25.00/Lot This service is NOT available for large items.
Not completing Pick up Process within the proper timeframe $30/ First Half hour $30.00/Hr After first Half hour
Arrange Special Pick up Time w/Staff outside of time outlined in TERMS $30/Hr Clock starts when staff leaves office until return to office Per Staff member
Viewing Past Auctions, Winning Bids & Invoices:
You can always view past auctions, winning bids and invoices through our website. To view past auctions, click on the auction results tab at the bottom of the home page. Within any past auction, you can always see the high bid and bidder by viewing the individual lot information. If you log into your profile, you can click the invoices tab to view all your past invoices from Wears Auctioneering. This is a great resource if your invoice email did not come through! You can also click on MY ITEMS and view all the individual items you have ever won through our website. It is the bidder's responsibility to ALWAYS know what items they have won. We have done our best to provide you with the above information and resources. We ask that you be a responsible bidder and access these resources as needed.
Special Terms of Sale:
1. All property is sold AS-IS Where-Is, and ALL SALES ARE FINAL. It is the Bidders responsibility to determine condition, age, genuineness, value or any other determinative factor. Wears Auctioneering Inc. may attempt to describe the merchandise in advertising and on the Internet, but makes no representations. In no event shall Wears Auctioneering Inc. be held responsible for having made or implied any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. Bidder shall be the sole judge of value. Some items may be listed as NIB New in Box. Every effort will be made to ensure that each item stays in the same condition that it was photographed in. However, all property is sold AS-IS, and ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
2. It is the Bidders responsibility to determine condition, age, genuineness, value or any other determinative factor. Wears Auctioneering Inc. shall endeavor to describe in detail each item and any pertinent information about it. Wears Auctioneering Inc. will not be responsible for any errors or omissions in the description of the merchandise unless it is a material and intentional misrepresentation of the item itself. Bidder agrees that everything is sold as is and that they may not return any item they purchase.
3. Wears Auctioneering Inc. is providing Internet bidding as a service to Bidders. Bidders acknowledge and understand that this service may or may not function correctly the day of the auction close. Under no circumstances shall Bidders have any kind of claim against Wears Auctioneering Inc. or anyone else if the Internet service fails to work correctly before or during the Online Auction. Wears Auctioneering Inc. will not be responsible for any missed bids from any source. Internet Bidders who desire to make certain their bid is acknowledged, should use the max bid feature and leave their maximum bid 24 hours before the auction. Wears Auctioneering Inc. reserves the right to withdraw or re-catalog items in this auction.
4. The Bidder is responsible for knowing which item is being bid on. If the Bidder is unsure, they should inquire or not bid. When becoming the winning Bidder at auction, you have affected a contract and will be expected to pay for items in which you were evidenced to be the successful Bidder. Auctioneer will not honor a mistake.
5. The Auctioneer reserves the right to accept bids in any increment he feels is in the best interest of his client, the Seller. The Auctioneer reserves the right to reject the bidding of any person whose conduct, actions, or adverse comments he feels is not in the best interest of the Seller.
6. Purchaser does hereby indemnify and hold harmless Auctioneer and Seller from any and all damages, claims or liabilities from injuries to persons or property of any type whatsoever caused during the sale or by the removal of items purchased. Purchaser assumes all risk and liability whatsoever resulting from the use of the item(s) sold hereunder; and shall defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Auctioneer and Seller from any liability.
7. If the foregoing conditions or any other applicable conditions are not complied with, in addition to other remedies available to Auctioneer and Seller by law, including without limitation, the right to hold the purchaser liable for the bid price, the Auctioneer, at their option may (1) resell the property publicly or privately, with purchaser being liable for the payment of any deficiency plus all costs incurred, or (2) cancel the sale, retaining liquidated damages on all payments made by purchaser, Auctioneer commission and all other incidental damages will be charged.
8. Information in brochures, catalogs and other advertisements are from sources believed to be reliable; however prospective purchasers are urged to inspect the inventory or property to satisfy themselves as to condition, model, manufacturer, year, features, mileage, survey, acres, etc. Neither the Auctioneer nor our client make any guarantees and are not responsible for listing or advertising inaccuracies or discrepancies.
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Usually I only showcase cakey homages to this blog, but Sarah Jane J.'s recreation of the famous cake from Hyperbole and a Half was simply too good not to share:
Next, from our very own J Rose - the genius who brought you that playable dress-a-wreck program - here is yours truly, dressed as a Hogwarts student, and getting a Howler from an irate wizard for making fun of cauldron cakes:
And because I like to remind the world that I am, in fact, a stellar role model for children, here's a sampling of artwork made entirely with child labor:
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Freehand Florals Wallpaper - Coral
Need to know how many panels to order? Enter your measurements below to calculate how much wallpaper you'll need!
Our wallpaper is printed on individual panels that are 24 inches wide. Tip: Make sure to measure generously by rounding up your measurements!
Accent Wall Example: Measure the width of your wall from one side to the other and make a note of the total inches across. This is your width. Then measure the height of your wall from the floor to the ceiling and note the total inches.
Powder Bath Example: Using the same technique as above, measure the width of all adjacent walls (ie: Wall 1, Wall 2, Wall 3, Wall 4, etc). Once you have the width of each wall, add those measurements together to get your total room width in inches. Then measure the height of your wall from the floor to the ceiling and note the total inches.
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Bring a splash of natural beauty to your walls with this stunning Freehand Florals Wallpaper in Coral. With its soft coral background and florals in neutral grays, creams, and tans, this wallpaper will turn your walls into a literal work of art.
View the entire Onesweetorange x Ayara collection here.
Whether you're leaning toward our luxury removable "peel and stick" wallpaper or keeping it classic with traditional wallpaper, Ayara offers a variety of materials to fit your project needs. Just click the "Types of Wallpaper" dropdown menu on this page to discover our selection of wallpapers and choose the perfect one for your home!
Still aren't sure how many panels you need to order? Find tips for measuring your space here before adding your panels to cart. Oh—and don't forget to add your application tool, too!
Don't want to install our wallpaper yourself? We offer installation in select areas. Click here to see if installation is available where you live.
Order a sample first!
Order a sample first!
We recommend ordering a sample first to see the colors and design in person. Make sure to order your sample in the wallpaper material you plan on using as colors can print differently on different materials.
Buy one sample for $7 or 3 samples for $18 when you use code BUNDLE at checkout.
Types of Wallpaper
Types of Wallpaper
Ayara offers luxury peel and stick wallpaper and traditional wallpaper to our customers. Both are incredible products that serve different purposes. We'll outline the differences in our materials below:
Luxury Peel & Stick Wallpaper
- Easy application
- Great for renters + DIYers
- No prepping each panel before install
- Breathable, woven material won't trap air bubbles
- Can stay up for as long as you'd like
- Great for low-traffic areas
- Clean with a soft cloth
- Easy to switch out when you're ready for a change
- Fast, damage-free removal
- Luxury, textured finish
Traditional (Unpasted) Wallpaper
- Professional installation or some experience recommended
- Paste and panel prep required (booking, double cutting)
- Easy to adjust panels during installation
- Paste ensures the most permanent application
- Seamless finish
- High durability
- Great for low and high traffic areas
- Clean with gentle soap and cloth
- Luxury, textured finish
How many panels do I need?
How many panels do I need?
Great question! Each panel is designed to be 24 inches wide and is custom printed to the height you need - 4 feet, 6 feet, 8 feet, 9 feet, 10 feet, or 12 feet tall.
We make ordering wallpaper easy with our wallpaper calculator!
All you need to do is...
1. Measure the width and height of the walls you're wanting to cover (measure in inches). Add 4 inches to your final width and 4 inches to your final height to accommodate trimming.
2. Click the WALLPAPER CALCULATOR button on this page.
3. Enter your measurements to see how many panels you need. The wallpaper calculator selects the correct panel size and quantity so all you have to do is select your material and click add to cart!
(Hint: If you're ordering for the first time, you'll want to sign up for emails and SMS to get a discount code for your order!)
Still have questions about how many panels you need to order? Click here for a more in-depth guide.
Shipping Times
Shipping Times
Since all wallpaper products are custom printed just for you, please allow 7-10 business days before your order ships. Please note that the same turnaround time applies for pickup orders.
Need your order sooner? Check out our Expedite Add-On here for expedited processing and shipping options.
Return Policy
Return Policy
Since our wallpapers are custom printed and made-to-order, we do not offer refunds or returns on our wallpaper. We encourage you to order a sample first and double-check your measurements before finalizing your purchase!
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