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Before Sen. Ted Cruz exited the Senate floor on Wednesday evening as the 16-day federal government shutdown was drawing to a close, the Texas Republican got one final dig in at the Obama administration. Cruz, a freshman lawmaker associated with the Tea Party movement, blocked the Senate from voting on the nomination of Tom Wheeler, a Democrat who is the White House's choice to be chairman of the Federal Communications Commission. The Senate had been scheduled to vote on Wheeler's nomination Wednesday.
Why did Cruz do this? Because he opposes the DISCLOSE Act, a bill that would require super PACS, corporations, unions and other outside groups to disclose to the Federal Elections Commission when they spend more than $10,000 to air political campaign ads. Democrats and public interest groups have been urging passage of the bill as a way to bring greater transparency to political ad funding, but many conservative groups and lawmakers oppose the legislation. In April, Cruz and other GOP senators wrote a letter to the FCC saying the bill raises "grave constitutional concerns for speech protected by the First Amendment."
With the bill stalled, some Democrats have suggested that the FCC might be able to use its existing authority over TV broadcasters to require such disclosures. Cruz does not believe the FCC has such authority, and during Wheeler's confirmation hearing in June before the Senate Commerce Committee, which oversees the FCC, Cruz pressed the nominee on his views about whether the agency possesses such authority. Wheeler dodged the question, saying he needed more time to study the issue. Cruz made it clear at the time that he was willing to hold up the nomination until he is satisfied.
"The Senator is holding the nominee until he gets answers to his questions regarding Mr. Wheeler's views on whether the FCC has the authority or intent to implement the requirements of the failed Congressional DISCLOSE Act," Sean Ruston, Sen. Cruz's communications director, said in a statement emailed to TIME. "Mr. Wheeler had previously declined to give specific answers, but as he's now expressed his readiness to revisit the Senator's questions, the Senator hopes to communicate with him soon."
(MORE: Tom Wheeler, Former Lobbyist and Obama Fundraiser, Tapped to Lead FCC)
Chris Lewis, vice president of government affairs at Public Knowledge, a D.C.-based public interest group, pointed out that it would be unusual for a FCC nominee to say how he or she would decide on an issue that hasn't even come up before the commission. Senate Democrats could force a vote on Wheeler's nomination, but that would require a 60-vote supermajority.
"In these situations, we'd hope the nominee and the senator would find a way to come to an understanding," said Lewis, who added that his group is not taking a position on the DISCLOSE Act one way or the other. "There are a lot of important issues that the FCC needs to work on, so the sooner that they are at full strength, the sooner they can address them."
The FCC, which currently only has three commissioners out of its full five-member commission, faces a host of important issues. The commission is currently weighing new media ownership rules and preparing for a complex wireless spectrum auction aimed at freeing up airwaves for consumer use. The FCC also faces a closely watched legal challenge over its authority to enforce the "Open Internet" rules that are at the basis of net neutrality, the idea that broadband providers shouldn't discriminate against rival services. In that lawsuit, telecom giant Verizon claims that the FCC overstepped its legal authority.
Wheeler is a well-regarded venture capitalist and former cable and wireless industry lobbyist, who was most recently managing director at D.C.-based firm Core Capital Partners. Wheeler is also a longtime Obama loyalist who spent six weeks in Iowa with his wife during Obama's first presidential campaign, where they worked the phones and knocked on doors for the candidate. Wheeler has also raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Obama, according to the Center For Responsive Politics.
Wheeler's confirmation has been highly anticipated ever since Obama announced his nomination in May. From D.C. to Silicon Valley, tech and telecom companies, public interest groups, and policy experts are eager to see what Wheeler does once he is confirmed.
"We have a lot of questions about what kind of FCC chairman Tom Wheeler is going to be," said Timothy Karr, senior director of strategy at Free Press, a D.C.-based public interest group. "But he has been nominated by the president and won the approval of the vast majority of the Senate. So it's time for Senator Cruz to stop holding the process hostage, and let Wheeler do his job. If Cruz doesn't like Wheeler, he should just vote against him. But it's time to put the full FCC back to work."


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BIG SUR, Calif. (AP) — California crews contended with hotter temperatures and lower humidity Thursday near scenic Big Sur where a wildfire has destroyed 34 homes and killed a bulldozer driver working to contain the massive blaze.
More than 3,000 firefighters working around the clock got a break from cooler conditions a day earlier, but forecasters said the rest of the week would bring weather in the upper 80s.
Another 10 outbuildings were gutted by the blaze that has charred 42 square miles (108 sq. kilometers) of dry brush. The fire in Monterey County was just 10 percent contained, the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection said.
Eight men who had been working on a marijuana field were rescued near the fire lines Tuesday after spending days wandering smoky trails with little water or food. No serious injuries were reported, sheriff's spokesman John Thornburg told the Monterey Herald. Authorities initially said the men had been hiking in the area.
The operator of a bulldozer was killed when it rolled over during the firefight. Another operator escaped injury when a second bulldozer rolled over and sustained minor damage, according to Cal Fire.
Battalion Chief Robert Fish said the operator was working in steep and difficult-to-access terrain when the accident occurred Tuesday. Fish did not have further details about the incident or the operator but said 60 bulldozers were being used.
The death occurred as firefighters worked in rugged terrain near coastal Highway 1 in an area that draws tourists from around the world for the dramatic vistas of ocean and mountains. The famous roadway remained open, but smoke and the threat of flames forced the closure of state parks near Big Sur.
At least 2,000 structures were threatened. The blaze could crest a ridge and make a run toward campgrounds, lodges and redwoods closer to the shore, officials said.
To the south, crews stopped the spread of a huge wildfire that destroyed 18 homes in mountains and canyons outside Los Angeles. The blaze that charred nearly 60 square miles (154 square kilometers) of dry brush near Santa Clarita was 65 percent contained Thursday, according to the fire command.
A stretch of the Metrolink commuter rail closed because of the fire was running again and some 20,000 people evacuated over the weekend returned home.
Firefighters were aided by light winds but contended with triple-digit temperatures.
California's power grid operator extended a call for voluntary electricity conservation through Thursday due to hot weather throughout the state.
Authorities found the burned body of Robert Bresnick in a car on Saturday and said the 67-year-old had refused to be evacuated.
Acting Gov. Tom Torlakson, substituting for Gov. Jerry Brown who is at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, declared a state of emergency for both fires. The move frees up funding and relaxes regulations to help with the firefight and recovery.

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Breaking barriers
BERKELEY, Calif. — Tali Weinberg walks along the rows of leafy green vegetables poking out of neatly raised beds of soil at Urban Adamah, a newly launched Jewish garden project in this university town.
"We're growing chard, kale, lettuce, summer squash, cucumbers, beans, basil, fennel, dill, tatsoi, broccoli, cabbage," she said, surveying the garden. Later in the summer, they will add peppers, tomatoes and eggplants.
Almost all of it will be donated to two local agencies that feed the poor: a low-income medical clinic and a neighboring church.
"We gave our first donation this morning," Weinberg said on June 27. "It felt really good to me to partner with a health clinic, because food is about medicine. They see a lot of people with health problems due to poor nutrition, a lot of heart conditions and diabetes. Sure, food is about celebration, but for many people it literally saves lives."
Urban Adamah is on the cutting edge of a fast-growing phenomenon. As general interest in food justice and healthy eating intersects with the longstanding Jewish commitment to tzedakah — particularly the commandment to care for the poor and needy — growing numbers of synagogues, Jewish schools, camps, community centers and freestanding Jewish farm projects are planting gardens and donating the produce. And they're doing so in conscious fulfillment of Jewish values.
The Jewish community has a long history of helping the hungry. That used to be centered mostly around holding canned-food drives, giving out free meals, running agencies that help the needy and engaging in political advocacy. But now Jewish groups are also maintaining food gardens and giving away the bounty, reflecting many people's desire for more hands-on involvement.
"Food justice is the cause of this generation," said agronomist Oran Hesterman, author of "Fair Food" and founder of the Fair Food Network, a nonprofit working to provide underserved populations access to healthy, sustainably grown food.
He noted that 8,000 farm-to-school programs now operate in the United States, up from just four in 2003. People want fresh produce and healthy food, he said, but in many low-income neighborhoods without supermarkets or farmers markets it simply is not available. These are called "food deserts."
"The No. 1 barrier is not knowledge, but access," he said.
That's what these Jewish gardens are trying to change.
Urban Adamah, built on the site of a former printing press on land used most recently as a parking lot, planted its first crops this spring and officially opened in mid-June.
Most of the work is done by a dozen post-college residential fellows who spend three months working the land and learning about farming and the Jewish values related to food and agriculture. The program was developed by Adam Berman, Urban Adamah's executive director, based on a similar program he created at the Isabella Freedman Jewish Retreat Center in Connecticut that produced a cadre of young Jewish farmers and farm educators now in charge of their own projects around the country. They include Kayam Farms in Reistertown, Md., and the Jewish Farm School at Eden Village Camp, N.Y.
In Denver, Ekar Farm was launched 20 months ago on unused land belonging to the Denver Academy of Torah, a Modern Orthodox day school. (Watch JTA's video on Ekar Farm.) Last year, the farm grew 8,000 pounds of produce and gave 6,500 pounds of it to the Jewish Family Service Food Pantry. The Ekar staff has helped other local synagogues start their own food gardens.
"It's a wonderful community activity," said Ekar's volunteer coordinator Aaron Ney. "Spending time in the field, turning the earth together, harvesting together, is a great way to get to know each other and build community."
As momentum builds, more and more synagogues, schools, camps and JCCs are getting into the act.
Rachel Cohen, sustainability program coordinator for the Religious Action Center of Reform Judaism, says all 13 Reform movement summer camps and more than 20 congregations are doing some kind of food justice work. Some of them are growing and donating food, or leaving the corners of their fields for the poor to come and take what they need — something the Torah instructs.
"It's becoming increasingly integrated into how we think about food justice in general," Cohen said.
Temple Shalom, a Reform congregation in Aberdeen, N.J., started Gan Tikvah, the "garden of hope," in January 2010. Partnering with Conservative Temple Beth Ahm, volunteers broke ground that May, harvested their first crop in the summer and eventually donated 400 pounds of vegetables to the Matawan United Methodist Church to be consumed by the poor.
Organizer Lenore Robinson says it's the first time the three institutions have worked together. "We've created a real community that we never had before," she said.
In Chicago's Hyde Park neighborhood, KAM Isaiah Israel Congregation planted its first food garden in 2009 and now grows organic produce on 2,500 square feet of what used to be the synagogue lawn. Last year, they delivered more than 1,200 pounds of food to two soup kitchens and a shelter for women and children.
This spring, the synagogue's social justice committee used a grant from One Chicago, One Nation, a community organizing group, to plant a 1,000 square-foot garden at a nearby church in this largely impoverished neighborhood, says committee chair Robert Nevel. A second garden at another church will follow, and the synagogue is developing a model to help other shuls set up their own urban gardens.
"To be able to say we harvested and donated more than 1,200 pounds of food last year is a lot different than me going around the South Side and talking about the lack of food access," Nevel said. "And to help them establish food gardens to grow their own food is a powerful thing."
The phenomenon is still new, but it's answering a need expressed by the emergency food system itself, said Mia Hubbard, grants director for Mazon, a national Jewish nonprofit dedicated to alleviating hunger.
Until recently, she said, agencies focused mainly on getting food into people's mouths. But over the past five years, as awareness of childhood obesity and the connection between nutrition and health care costs has grown, food banks and soup kitchens have been paying more attention to the nutritional aspects of the food they give out.
"There's been a significant interest in and commitment to increasing the availability of healthy food," Hubbard said.
Some will no longer accept donations of soda pop or sugary cereals. But getting enough fresh produce isn't always easy, according to Hubbard.
Last November, the Jewish Community Centers of North America launched JCC Grows, a campaign to get every center and JCC camp to grow its own food garden, and to donate a portion of their produce to the hungry.
Barbara Lerman-Golomb, social responsibility consultant for the JCC Assocation, says a recent survey showed 25 JCCs have their own on-site gardens, and more than half give away at least some of what they grow.
But these gardens and other food programs didn't all crop up this past year, she says. "Many of them were already in place," she told JTA. "Our program is a way to synthesize what they're doing, provide resources, and be part of a larger greater good as a partner of the USDA's People's Garden Initiative and First Lady Michelle Obama's Let's Move effort."
The cumulative impact of these initiatives may still be small, said Hubbard, but they're heading in the right direction.
"What the Jewish community is doing is part of a much larger effort," she said. "But to see Jewish institutions contribute in this way is very exciting."


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The weather has turned cold, deeply cold, the sort of cold that chills you to your bones. Every year it sort of sneaks up on me, one day it's 75 and sunny, the next I'm staring out the window and flakes of snow start falling from the sky.
Winter is magical, isn't it? It's all stark landscapes, bare branches, which are beautiful in their own right, but when that snow falls, everything changes. A winter wonderland, indeed.
What I love most about the change of seasons is the change in the kitchen. Out goes the salads and light fare and in comes the soups and breads, best eaten bowl in hand. Heavier, richer, it's what I enjoy the most.
Tonight we whipped up some tasty soup and along with it I made up this jalapeno and cheddar cornbread. It's so delicious and would be perfect with lots of soups and stews!
3/4 cup of all purpose flour
3/4 cup of yellow cornmeal
1 tsp. salt
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1/4 cup of butter, melted
1 large egg
1 1/4 cup of buttermilk
oil, for greasing your pan
1/2 cup cheddar cheese, optional
1/4 cup diced jalapenos, optional
Turn on your oven to 400 to preheat.
Grease in the inside of a cast iron pan (or cake pan), place in the oven for about 15 minutes, just so it gets hot. Be sure to not let the oil burn.
In a large bowl, combine flour, cornmeal, salt, baking powder and baking soda.
In another bowl, combine butter, egg and buttermilk.
Pour milk mixture into the flour mixture, along with cheese and jalapenos, if using. Stir lightly, only til just combined. Don't overwork the batter. If there are a few lumps, that's fine!
Remove pan from over, carefully. Pour batter into the pan, return to oven. Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until a tester inserted in the middle comes out clean.


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I always thought I was just a worrier I'd feel keyed up and unable to relax. At times it would come and go and at times it would be constant. It could go on for days. I'd worry about what I was going to fix for a dinner party, or what would be a great present for somebody. I just couldn't let something go.
I'd have terrible sleeping problems. There were times I'd wake up wired in the morning or in the middle of the night. I had trouble concentrating, even reading the newspaper or a novel. Sometimes I'd feel a little lightheaded. My heart would race or pound. And that would make me worry more.
Generalised Anxiety Disorder (GAD) is much more than the normal anxiety people experience day to day. ICs chronic and exaggerated worry and tension, even though nothing seems to provoke it. Having this disorder means always anticipating disaster, often worrying excessively about health, money, family, or work. Even though sometimes the source of the worry is hard to pinpoint. Simply the thought of getting through the day provokes anxiety.
People with GAD can't seem to shake their concerns, even though they usually realise that their anxiety is more intense than the situation warrants. People with GAD also seem unable to relax. They often have trouble falling or staying asleep. Their worries are accompanied by physical symptoms, especially trembling, twitching, muscle tension, headaches, irritability, sweating, or hot flashes. They may feel light-hearted or out of breath. They may feel nauseated or have to go to the bathroom frequently. Or they might feel as though they have a lump in the throat.
Many individuals with GAD startle more easily than other people. They tend to feet tired, have trouble concentrating, and sometimes suffer depression, too.
Usually the impairment associated with GAD is mild and people with the disorder don't feel too restricted in social settings or on the job. Unlike many other anxiety disorders, people with GAD don't characteristically avoid certain situations as a result of their disorder. However, if severe, GAD can be very debilitating, making it difficult to carry out even the most ordinary daily activities.
GAD comes on gradually and most often hits people in childhood or adolescence, but can begin in adulthood, too. It's more common in women than in men and often occurs in relatives of affected persons. It's diagnosed when someone spends at least 6 months worrying excessively about a number of everyday problems.
Having GAD means always anticipating disaster, often worrying excessively about health, money, family, or work. Worries are often accompanied by physical, symptoms like trembling, muscle tension and nausea.
In general, the symptoms of GAD seem to diminish with age. Successful treatment may include the use of anti-depressants and benzodiazepines. Also useful are cognitive-behavioural therapy, relaxation techniques, and biofeedback to control muscle tension.
Treatment for Anxiety Disorders
Many people with anxiety disorders can be helped with treatment. Therapy for anxiety disorders often involves medication or specific forms of psychotherapy
Medications, although not cures, can be very effective at relieving anxiety symptoms. Today, thanks to research, there are more medications available than ever before to treat anxiety disorders. So if one drug is not successful, there are usually others to try. In addition, new medications to treat anxiety symptoms are under development.
For most of the medications that are prescribed to treat anxiety disorders, the doctor usually starts the patient on a low dose and gradually increases it to the full dose. Every medication has side effects, but they usually become tolerated or diminish with time. If side effects become a problem, the doctor may advise the patient to stop taking the medication and to wait a week - or longer for certain drugs - before trying another one. When treatment is near an end, the doctor will taper the dosage gradually.
Research has also shown that behavioural therapy and cognitive-behavioural therapy can be effective for treating several of the anxiety disorders.
Behavioural therapy focuses on changing specific actions and uses several techniques to decrease or stop unwanted behaviour. For example, one technique trains patients in diaphragmatic breathing, a special breathing exercise involving slow, deep breaths to reduce anxiety. This is necessary because people who are anxious often hyperventilate, taking rapid shallow breaths that can trigger rapid heartbeat, lightheadedness, and other symptoms. Another technique - exposure therapy - gradually exposes patients to what frightens them and helps them cope with their fears.
Like behavioural therapy, cognitive-behavioural therapy teaches patients to react differently to the situations and bodily sensations that trigger panic attacks and other anxiety symptoms. However, patients also learn to understand how their thinking patterns contribute to their symptoms and how to change their thoughts so that symptoms are less likely to occur. This awareness of thinking patterns is combined with exposure and other behavioural techniques to help people confront their feared situations. For example, someone who becomes light-headed during a panic attack and fears he is going to die can be helped with the following approach used in cognitive-behavioural therapy. The therapist asks him to spin in a circle until he becomes dizzy. When he becomes alarmed and starts thinking "I'm going to die", he learns to replace that thought with a more appropriate one, such as "It's just a little dizziness-I can handle it."
How to get help for Anxiety Disorders
If you, or someone you know, has symptoms of anxiety, a visit to a general practitioner is usually the best place to start. A-doctor can help you determine if the symptoms are due to an anxiety disorder, some other medical condition, or both. Most often, the next step to getting treatment for an anxiety disorder is referral to a psychiatrist or psychologist.
Among the professionals who can help are psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers, and counsellors. However, it's best to look for a professional who has? In cognitive- behavioural therapy and who is open to the use of medications, should they be needed.
Psychologists, social workers, and counsellors sometimes work closely with a psychiatrist or other doctor, who will prescribe medications when they are required. For some people, group therapy or self-help groups are a helpful part of treatment. Many people do best with a combination of these therapies.
When you're looking for a GP, psychiatrist or psychologist, it's important to inquire about what kinds of therapy he or she generally uses or whether medications are available. It's important that you feel comfortable with the therapy. If this is not the case, seek help elsewhere. However, if you've been taking medication, it's important not to quit certain drugs abruptly, but to taper them off under the supervision of your physician. Be sure to ask your physician about how to stop a medication.
Remember, though, that when you find a health-care professional you're satisfied with, the two of you are working as a team. Together you will be able to develop a plan to treat your anxiety disorder that may involve medication, behavioural therapy, or cognitive-behavioural therapy, as appropriate. Treatments for anxiety disorders, however, may not start working instantly your doctor or therapist may ask you to follow a specific treatment plan for several weeks to determine whether it's working.


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For the second year in a row, I spent only cash for all of my Christmas shopping, yet somehow this year I had a harder time covering it all and I even cut back on how much I spent. It seemed as if other things in life really hit us harder this year including all the everyday expenses plus large raises in college tuition for our second daughter. So then came Christmas, and though I am just about done, I am heading out today, early, for the last few items for stockings and some gift cards. I needed to wait until payday like I am sure so many others have.
When I was younger I would just charge everything I didn't have cash for and then cry when the bills piled in. I would over spend and buy way too much for the kids. These past years we have changed our thinking and spend much more carefully. Even though it is hard to always stretch the cash, it is so good to know I will wake up on Dec. 26th knowing I will not have Christmas to still pay for in the New Year. We have cut who we exchange with each year but the list is cut as far as I WANT to go. I still love to give gifts and if we can afford it, then I like to do it.
The kids gifts are mostly practical. No Ipads or anything fancy, Mostly new coats and clothes and of course some toys for Q. If our girls want something like a computer or expensive electronic they have to save for it. We can give them the amount of cash we would spend normally and they can add other gift money or savings to buy it themselves. This is nothing new for us but just what we have always done as we have four kids and never budgeted that much for a single gift. I think this has worked well as the kids have all of their original game boys and ipods that they have bought mostly themselves. You know the old adage, you will take better care of what you spend your own money on. Now don't get me wrong. If I could, I would love to give them these types of gifts, but like I said our budget never allowed for it so this is what we have come up with for our house.
Here is what I did that worked to help pay cash for Christmas but also improvements I need to make:
1) I bought gift cards I knew I would need throughout the year.
2) I have a gift savings account but clearly I need to budget more into it each month.
3) Purchase more gifts earlier in the year.
4) Budget more for those end of year expenses that always hit and I act like I am surprised. You know how that goes right?
My husband and I have committed that after the holidays we are going to develop a new written budget. Together at the table hammering it out. We have some specific goals we want to meet and I don't have much faith that the gov't is going to solve our fiscal problems. I see higher taxes in our future. We want to be prepared for this as best we can. Our expenses are not going down but up, as incomes stay stagnant. Some things are changing for us, and college expenses are rising but we need to prepare for the coming changes the government is going to hand us all next year.
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Did you hear it? On Monday night at approximately 11:20 p.m., reports of a loud boom flooded police stations and social media sites alike.
Sources from the Warwick Police Department said they …
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Did you hear it? On Monday night at approximately 11:20 p.m., reports of a loud boom flooded police stations and social media sites alike.
Sources from the Warwick Police Department said they received nearly 100 phone calls reporting a loud noise that some thought was an explosion. Some residents called to say it shook their homes.
On the other side of Narragansett Bay in Barrington, residents also reported the noise, and a few said a flash of light accompanied it.
The calls prompted an initial police and fire search of the areas, and then marine crews took to the waters between Conimicut and Bullocks Point to search for the source of the sound. Senior Chief Jamey Kinney, from the southeast sector of the Unite States Coast Guard, said one of their boats from Castle Hill joined four other local boats to comb Narragansett.
Initially, the Coast Guard made calls to T.F. Green to see if they had any missing planes, but the FAA confirmed all was status quo. They also reached out to National Grid to see if any transformers had exploded, but they, too, confirmed all was well. The Coast Guard then tossed around the idea that the noise could have been a vessel in distress, but Kinney said their foray into the waters was more as a precautionary measure.
"It's better to respond earlier," said Kinney.
But there was no vessel, and after combing the waters for an hour and 50 minutes the Coast Guard returned their team to shore empty-handed.
To add to the mystery, residents further reported a low, droning, humming noise coming from the water that began about an hour or so after the initial boom was heard, about the same time crews took to the water to comb for a source.
Some on social media said the hum sounded like a distress signal, while others said it didn't sound like anything they'd heard coming from the bay before. One person said it sounded like it could be a tugboat. But Kinney said the source of the hum is just as mysterious as whatever caused the initial boom.
However, the Coast Guard did determine that the strange flashing light reported in Barrington came from a lighthouse.
Locally, reports of the boom came from local neighborhoods like Buttonwoods, Hoxsie, Conimicut, Lakewood, Edgewood, Warwick Neck, Gaspee and Governor Francis Farms. Other media outlets have reported that the noise was heard as far away as Somerset, Mass. Yet, there were still some residents of those communities that missed the boom altogether.
Though Kinney said, "strange stuff happens all the time," he has never heard of mysterious boom like this in this area.
Still, according to some reports, this isn't the first time Rhode Island has dealt with such a mystery. Another loud noise reverberated through the Narragansett Bay area in August 1998 around 9:30 p.m. Yet again, officials could not find the source.
Rhode Island isn't the only place that's been mystified by such inexplicable noises, since they're fairly common throughout other areas of the country. In March, residents of Clintonville, a town in Wisconsin, reported a series of mysteries booms night after night. Residents said they were consistently being awoken from their sleep by the sounds. Still, officials had a tricky time pinpointing the source. Finally, the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) recorded a 1.5 magnitude earthquake and said the noises were consistent with the ground's trembling. ABC, who was among several national news stations to document Clintonville's strange plight, concluded that the mystery was solved by the USGS diagnosis.
The USGS website did not indicate any seismic activity in New England at the time of Monday night's boom, though there was a small earthquake in Maine on Tuesday morning, well after reports of the noise.
With no concrete source identified, people began crafting their own explanations for the strange sound they heard. Those on Facebook came up with these ideas: some thought the noise could have been a small bomb, a gas explosion or a transformer, but police and fire searches quickly ruled out those possibilities. Others suggested it was a meteorite crashing to Earth, but no landing sites have been found, and there were no reports of the water being disrupted by a space rock. Then there were a slew of commentators who suggested an unidentified flying object or aliens caused the noise.
One of the more colorful suggestions came from Jason Oneppo who shared this: "It was aliens there [sic] space ship ripped a whole in the space time continuum when they stepped on their breaks to avoid a squirrel while traveling at the speed of light."
And it looks as if we'll never be able to disprove Oneppo's theory, since Kinney said the investigation into the source of the boom has concluded.
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I have heard two more "concussions" today. Is there any kind of explanation yet? This is not the first time we have heard these in the Springfield area.
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A Home Equity Conversion Mortgage (HECM) is the formal name of the federally-administered loan that many commonly refer to as the 'reverse mortgage' loan. The Home Equity Conversion Mortgage is administered by H.U.D. (The Department of Housing & Urban Development) and may help qualified homeowners 62 and older enhance their cash flow during retirement. In addition to the HECM, private jumbo reverse mortgages for higher-valued properties are offered by some lenders may be available in your area. Private jumbo reverse mortgages are not insured by the FHA.
To become eligible for a reverse mortgage, you must be at least 62 years old and own your home. You must have enough equity in the house to pay off any outstanding balances, and your home must be occupied as your principal residence. Minimal income and credit standards must also be met.
Imagine living in your home without a traditional monthly mortgage payment *, or instead enjoying monthly loan proceeds from the years you've invested in your home. A reverse mortgage is a unique mortgage designed for homeowners 62 and older. You may enjoy access to part of the value of your home and the freedom and comfort of the home you've known for so many years. It's your home, now you can put it to work for you.
Reverse mortgage borrowers retain ownership and title to their home*. It's yours just as it was before, but now you may benefit from the equity that's been building in your home for years. In addition, HECM (Home Equity Conversion Mortgage) reverse mortgage loans give you peace of mind since it is insured by the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) if your home and property are the only assets that secure the loan. In order to retain the home when the reverse mortgage becomes due, the heirs may choose to keep the home by paying the current outstanding loan balance or 95% of the home's appraised value, less customary closing costs and real estate commissions.
After you get a reverse mortgage on your primary residence, repayment is not due until the home is sold, the last borrower passes away or permanently leaves the home*. Borrowers also must keep the home in good condition, pay property taxes and keep homeowner's insurance coverage to avoid the loan becoming due and payable.
As a protection, all those seeking a reverse mortgage are required to obtain counseling (from an independent HUD-approved third-party counselor) prior to incurring any costs associated with the loan (other than the counseling fee). While proceeds from a reverse mortgage are not subject to personal income taxation, borrowers should seek tax advice on how proceeds may affect government needs-based programs such as Medicaid and Medi-Cal.
- A Reverse mortgage is a specialized loan for homeowners 62 and older.
- A reverse mortgage allows older homeowners to access a portion of the value of their home.
- Borrowers maintain title and ownership of their home*.
- Proceeds from a reverse mortgage are not subject to personal income taxation, but borrowers should seek tax advice on how proceeds may affect government needs-based programs such as Medicaid and Medi-Cal.
- It is not a government grant, but a loan that is repaid in the future when the home is sold or the last borrower dies or permanently leaves their residence.
- A reverse mortgage is eligible only for the borrower's primary or principal residence.
- HUD counseling (from an independent HUD-approved third-party counselor) is required prior to the borrower incurring any costs associated with the loan.
- A reverse mortgage loan is secured by a mortgage on the home and failure to comply with loan terms could result in foreclosure.
* There are some circumstances that will cause the loan to mature and the balance to become due and payable.
* Borrower is still responsible for paying property taxes, homeowner's insurance and maintaining the property to HUD standards. Failure to do so could make the loan due and payable.
* Credit is subject to age, income standards, credit history, and property qualifications.
* Program rates, fees, terms, and conditions are not available in all states and subject to change.
* Borrowers should seek professional tax advice regarding reverse mortgage proceeds.


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Enhancing digital certificate security
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MSFT is pushing update
Microsoft Security Advisory 2798897
Fraudulent Digital Certificates Could Allow Spoofing
http://technet.microsoft.com/security/advisory/2798897 -
Its a good example of how the best security pracitces we have still go terribly wrong at times.
Daniel Wozniak -
Why does plus.google.com use a *.google.com cert? Seems like extremely poor decision by the plus team and Google Online Security to allow use of a domain wild card cert. In fact, why does a *.google.com cert exist? If you think, nothing wrong with the practice then is plus the only product/service to use a wild card cert?
That's why we should finally switch to TLSA RRs, which only make sense with DNSSEC.
If you, fellow readers, administrate a DNS service at your company, get DNSSEC set up. TLSA or CAA afterwards is trivial. Chrome already verifies it, Mozilla has plans to do so (also a nice introduction): https://wiki.mozilla.org/Security/DNSSEC-TLS-details#Embedding_Certificate_Information_in_DNS -
@Sebastian, yes, let's put registrars and NICs in charge instead... no, thanks!
The conclusion of the post notes that Google "may also decide to take additional action after further discussion and careful consideration," which to me hints that the Chrome team, as others, are likely considering whether to continue including TURKTRUST root. While I fully appreciate the ramifications of the breach, I would inveigh upon the community to take time to consider subsequent actions. Unfortunately, due to banking embargoes against sanctioned states, there are very few CAs that accept customers from Iran and Syria. TRUSTTRUST and ipsCA (not trusted) are likely the primary CAs for these audiences. Unfortunately if this CA is removed, it is likely that the decision will push many sites into the national, not-trusted and completely compromised CA ParsSign.
Diginotar CA is gone after what happened. I hope the same will happen to TURKTRUST.
As a Turkish citizen, I agree that Turktrust should be condemned. However, previously and duly issued certificates should not be revoked, it is not fair for the merchants who may not (and in all likelihood do not) understand what is going on. That said, I'd like to reiterate that I agree with Google's decision.
@Google: Can you tell us, *how* did you find this out?
Google should ASAP improve the extensions' API to allow extensions like SSL observatory and Convergence to be created for Chrome. Firefox had the proper API for years and I am really thinking of switching back to Firefox because of Chrome's crippled API.
In other words if you actually care about user privacy, give the users tools to make stuff to protect their privacy as *they* see fit. -
Locksmith: Google probably do NOT use a *.google.com certificate.
The issue here is that SOMEONE ELSE managed to create one (and one that was TRUSTED) and use it for a man-in-the-middle attack against Google. -
@Nephilim My understanding is that Chrome knows who the issuers of the real Google certificates are, so that it can immediately identify a fraudulent certificate.
@Paul B:
Google uses *.google.com certs a lot. With quite a lot of Subject Alternative Names.
An example of *.google.com certs for various hosts collected just by browsing (note that some repeat, they are shared for multiple google services).
Another count from an observatory (those are all unique certs, most of which, if not all, belonging really to google):
select count(id) from ee_certs where subject like '%CN=*.google.com%' and not_after >= '2013-01-01';
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Please scope the CAs already. I don't need turktrust or any of its intermediaries signing for anything but *.tr!
so still intermediate CA are issuing such kind of digital certification. If this is happening then how actual digital certificate can be redeem with the parent CA.
It seems the time is right for DANE (RFC6698), so I hope it will be incorporated in Chrome and other browsers some day soon.
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Believe it or not, you can usually rent an apartment or house for much less than the cost of buying it – especially if you live in a larger city. And if you want to be right downtown, renting is almost always more affordable than owning a condo (and you get a lot more living space, as well, as downtown apartments are usually much larger than downtown condos).
As well, apartment renters don't have to come up with the thousands of dollars in down payments, closing costs and fees for things such as building inspections, legal counsel, land transfer taxes and insurance.
And this doesn't even factor in the cost of borrowing – in the first five years of ownership, most mortgage payments are applied only to the interest, not the capital. This is money that you won't get back when you sell your home (and you'll still have all the hassles and extra costs of putting your house on the market).
Getting a big tax break is supposed to be one of the greatest advantages of owning a home – but you can't always rely on getting this break. If your annual mortgage interest payment, plus any other deductions you are entitled to, isn't greater than your standard tax deductions, you will not receive any tax benefit from owning a house.
If you rent an apartment, however, you'll always receive some form of tax relief, as a large portion of your rent is tax deductible every year.
Renting provides an enormous amount of flexibility. You can pack up and leave immediately at the end of your lease (which can be monthly or yearly, whatever best suits your lifestyle) – there's no waiting to sell and no agonizing about the housing market before you move. For many people, the freedom to live where you want and when you want is a huge benefit that simply cannot be overlooked.
For homeowners, the stakes are enormously high should their finances crumble. When they can't pay the mortgage, the lender has great leverage – the house and all the equity invested in it could be in jeopardy. That's not to say there aren't consequences if a tenant can't pay the rent – but the financial devastation that comes with losing your home is far greater than being evicted from your apartment.
In addition, there are several social service programs that are run by all levels of government to help people in need pay their rent so they won't be evicted. Are the banks as lenient or supportive when it comes time to pay the mortgage?
Ultimately, making the decision to either rent an apartment or buy a home involves much more than simply comparing rental rates, mortgage payments, lease lengths and tax breaks. It's a combination of all of the personal circumstances happening in your life – both now and several years down the road.


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Widmer Brothers Announces Summer Seasonals
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Widmer Brothers Brewing has released three limited release beers for summer, each offering an uncommon take on a traditional beer style. Citra Blonde Summer Brew, Marionberry Hibiscus Gose, and the latest in the brewery's Rotator IPA series, Hopside Down India Pale Lager (IPL) are now available in select markets across the country.
These three beers, together with Widmer Brothers' new year-round release Alchemy Ale and the brewery's signature Hefeweizen, offer a broad spectrum of flavors, ingredients and styles, and are great choices for a range of summertime beer drinking occasions.
"We have been brewing seasonal and limited-release beers for a long time, and this year's summer lineup is among the best we've ever had," said Kurt Widmer, co-founder of Widmer Brothers Brewing. "Citra Blonde, Hopside Down, and our Marionberry Hibiscus Gose are three delicious and exciting beers, all different in their own way, and are the perfect complement to the warm summer months."
Widmer Brothers will also include part of this great lineup in the brewery's "Brothers' Best" variety pack for the summer. Beginning in May, the variety pack will feature Hopside Down IPL and Citra Blonde Summer Brew, along with Alchemy Ale and Hefe.
The seasonal releases will all be available nationally from now through August, allowing craft beer drinkers to enjoy these beers while the sun is shining at backyard barbeques, long days at the park, or afternoons watching baseball.
Please visit www.widmerbrothers.com for more information.
About Citra Blonde Summer Brew
410Citra hops lend their name to this interpretation of a golden ale. But that's not all they bring to the party. Their striking citrus aroma and thirst-quenching flavor are the perfect pairing for soft malt notes. Together they create a beer that's full in flavor and uniquely refreshing.
Malts: Pale, Caramel 10L
Hops: Alchemy, Citra
Original Gravity: 10.1
About Hopside Down India Pale Lager
We're turning things deliciously upside down with an aggressively hopped, cold-fermented brew that brings together the clean, crisp finish of a lager with the hoppy aroma and character of an IPA. Prost to turning convention on its head!
Malts: Pale, Caramel 10L
Hops: Alchemy, Cascade
Original Gravity: 15.0
About Marionberry Hibiscus Gose
Gose is a traditional cloudy wheat beer that balances tart and slightly salty flavors with a soft malt background. Our unique take uses a healthy dose of Oregon-grown Marionberries as well as dried hibiscus flowers for a tart, floral profile with clove & coriander flavors to round it out. Prost! or Goseanna!
Malts: Pale and Wheat
Hops: Alchemy
Original Gravity: 12.6
About Widmer Brothers Brewing
What started as a dream for two ordinary brothers who just loved beer has now become a reality for two ordinary brothers who still just love beer. Kurt and Rob Widmer helped lead the Pacific Northwest craft beer movement in 1984 when, in their 20s, they dreamed of brewing unique interpretations of traditional beer styles. In 1986, Widmer Brothers Brewing introduced the first American-style Hefeweizen; today, the unfiltered cloudy beer is the company's signature brew and one of the best-selling wheat beers in the country. Based in Portland, Ore., the brewery currently brews a variety of beers including Alchemy Ale, the Rotator IPA series, Pitch Black IPA, Nelson Imperial IPA, a high-end Brothers' Reserve Series and a full seasonal lineup. For more information about Widmer Brothers Brewing, visit www.widmerbrothers.com.


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So, officials at Charter Oak High School have decided to reprint and replace pages of the yearbook that include racially offensive names and numerous errors.
It also came to light that teachers and students may have known that Black Student Union members had fake names such as "Tay Tay Shaniqua," "Crisphy Nanos" and "Laquan White" in the yearbook before they were distributed.
Here is the beginning of my story that ran today:
COVINA – Students and teachers at Charter Oak High School may have known that racially offensive names were printed in the yearbook before all of the books were distributed, officials said Wednesday.
School Board President Joseph Probst said students may have alerted a teacher of the error when the first round of books was distributed to seniors.
"Some people discovered the error first and they didn't react as fast as they could have," Probst said. "They weren't sensitive to it and we need to make sure people are being responsible."
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Monday, June 1, 2009
#24 Birth Control Not Involving Condoms
The Pill – One of the most bittersweet things a random girl says during foreplay is "Do you have a condom?" Sure, you're gonna get laid, but it would be nice if you could just raw dog it. I'm thinking of implementing a new technique during foreplay and beating the girl to the punch by asking, "Are you on birth control?" Granted most girls are on birth control, but still require wearing a condom because "they don't know where you've been." Listen, sweetheart, since I just met you tonight, chances are you've been a lot worse places that I have and I'm fine with it. And last I checked, birth control is not that cheap, so by making bros wear condoms you are just wasting money. Also, bros will agree that we'll even take further steps to avoid the remaining 1% chance of pregnancy.
Pulling out – All you bro-haters out there are probably saying pulling out never works, well you know who says it does? That's right, science. Bitch. Seriously, pulling out is the shit, not only do you get to raw dog it, but you also get to act like every bro's favorite porn star, Peter North. Sure it's nice just to stay inside, but being able to "paint the canvas" can be a lot of fun. Bros also like yelling out catch phrases like "YAHTZEE" or "WHAMMY" when they unleash the hounds. Not only does it let the girl know that she's done a good job, but its also pretty fucking hilarious. As much fun as pulling out is, it's still not full proof. Say for some odd reason the bro is not sober during the sesh. This is not too common, it only happens roughly 98% of the time. There is the chance that the bro forgets hes not wearing a dome piece or is just "slow on the draw." Relax, bros and girls, you're still covered.
Morning After Pill – This is one of those things where you just want to be REALLY sure after all the other precautions you've taken. Unfortunately, I can't say I've ever been part of a night of passion that has led to the awkward trip to CVS to pick up the "murder pill" but I know people who have and they are true bros. Another positive thing about this pill is that it is readily available, and some quality institutions (James Madison University) even allow students to use their flex dollars from their meal plan to pay for the pill. So after this, girls are probably saying, "Why did I ever make him wear protection?" Just wait, there's more.
Abortion – Bros typically come from an upper-middle class to upper class upbringing where they were taught conservative values, thus they are inherently pro-life. That is until the slampiece you hooked up with like 2 months ago and never talked to again messages you on facebook that you have to talk. You meet up with her at the local coffee shop and she's obviously rattled. Then she drops the bomb, "I'm pregnant." You're a bro, but you are still a respectable human being and although you are visibly devastated you tell her, "What ever you choose, I'll stand behind you." What this really means is, "You better be getting a fucking abortion!" Honestly, the biggest bro-hater of all time is a baby. This means your bro life is over, and I wouldn't wish that on my least favorite bro. Also, causing an abortion gives you some serious bro points.
So, as you can see, condoms are an unnecessary tool and I want to make an announcement that much like women burned their bras back in the '70's I will be organizing a condom burning protest to take place at some point this summer. Please let me know if you can attend.
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156 comments:
pull-out is legit. it worked for my bro and i for a good 4 years......either that or one of is sterile.
however, it is not advisable for all those premature ejaculators out there ;) - June 1, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Hell no if a bro gets herpes it's pretty much the end of his bro life too. Much worse, AIDS. I'd rather the condom than AIDS
- June 1, 2009 at 4:02 PM
- Ned's Younger Brother said...
Last time I checked rich white straight males aka bros are immune to AIDS. Get your facts straight bro-hater!
- June 1, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Actually... You're fuckin right
My bad for being a d-bag bro-hater - June 1, 2009 at 4:20 PM
premature ejaculation is harsh. i choose to believe my sperm are just faster than other guys
- June 1, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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- June 1, 2009 at 7:12 PM
After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for "Expecting Mothers"...I thought it was a good joke, she started to cry.
- June 1, 2009 at 7:56 PM
- Unknown said...
i hate pulling out, the best is when she thinks you are gonna pull out and you finish right inside her. there's always an awkward pause followed by the 'wait, did you just cum inside me?' the tone of her voice, coupled with the look on her face always makes me crack up. im glad i live on the second floor, because if a bra ever gives me the 'pregnancy' speech at my apt, i know i can always just push her down the stairs if the 'pregnancy' speech ever turns into the 'baby names' speech
- June 1, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Nothing like a good pull out and then you just throw some ropes all over her face! It is completely classic and also makes for a great story the next day.
- June 8, 2009 at 7:45 PM
all my flex dollars r gone at james madison univesity cause of dat pill, delta chi til i die
- July 20, 2009 at 2:47 PM
On a side note: Pulling out can be made fun. For instance, if you're banging the girl doggy-style, you pull out just before cumming, spit on her back, cum in your hand, when she turns you hurl the seeds from your loin in her face while chanting "Spiderman, Spiderman!".
- July 23, 2009 at 11:18 AM
I think we all know pulling out is much easier said than done. Thats why all of you bros out there should ALWAYS have a back up plan in case the girl you slammed somehow makes a mistake and gets herself pregnant. In college, I was lucky enough to live pretty close to an abortion clinic, called the "Ashby Abortion Clinic." It was a gnarly flight of cement stairs that lead down to one of the Ashby Apartment parking lots. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BROS
- July 23, 2009 at 7:47 PM
After a wild night with a bra I made a bro of mine come with me to CVS to get the pill. While I was waiting in line he went and grabbed diapers and threw them at me from across the store yelling "if that shit doesnt work you are going to be needing these"....not funny
- July 27, 2009 at 2:56 PM
After drinking my face off with cranberry and vodka all day at Seaworld, me, my fellow bro and our two bras make the 2-hour trip home up I-95 in separate cars. I'm wasted, but I insist to drive home for one simple reason: roadhead. So as soon as we get on the highway the bra gets to it, but i'm so drunk after a half hour i can't finish with just roadhead, the bra has a small mouth and i'm just not feeling it. so i say, "hey, let's fuck", and being the tiny bra that she is she climbs on top of me and rides me while i'm driving plastered on the interstate. straight bro-status.
- July 27, 2009 at 4:05 PM
This year at college I was fucking this slam piece rawdogg, and when I was about to "unleash the hounds" I asked the slam piece where I should explode. She told me her stomach. But when I pulled out and went I intentionally aimed at her face. Your probably wondering if I was successful or not right? well to answer your question, the title bro-emperor was bestowed upon me that same night.
- August 6, 2009 at 9:24 PM
pulling out is the shit, slam's do not expect you to load on them so it is even more priceless. especially because then they have to clean your mess up. i cannot help but laugh thinking about what she is thinking in the moment when the load is in the air about to land on her chest.
- August 11, 2009 at 7:50 PM
im a huge fan of the morning after pill after deciding not to pull out(and its a decision bc tru bros dont premature ejac). when the girl gets upset about it and says "im already on the pill" i say "look, we both know that we dont want to know each other for the rest of our lives". She realizes then that im a fucking bro and dont give a fuck about her. I usually get the "i got it" text the day.
P.S. It helps to know where the nearest planned pregnancy is so you can give them directions, cause bras cant use the internet unless its to shop - September 10, 2009 at 1:36 PM
best form of contraceptive: anal
- September 27, 2009 at 1:36 AM
- Abe Broman, The Sausage King of Chicago said...
Only sailors use condoms
- October 9, 2009 at 1:30 PM
I use the stay and pray. It's bro as shit.
- October 20, 2009 at 6:33 PM
I keep a collection of Plan B in my sock drawer. if there is ever any question, i crush that shit up in a big glass of OJ for her the next morning. This alleviates any future contact with the whore slampiece and puts your mind at ease.
- October 21, 2009 at 3:35 PM
those kids in that band greek stuff love condoms when they have discovery channel specials on Saturday nights in their dorms senior year. pull n' go greatest. if you're doing real good pull the i'm hungry after and have her get you in her slampiece lexus from daddy and drive you to McD's for your post game breakfast special. bro-king gets it on daddy too.
- October 22, 2009 at 12:59 AM
Eggs over Easy: crush a morning after pill into an egg fry it then say "here babe i made you breakfast....to go"
- October 22, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Abortions Tickle
- October 28, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Its spray and pray, not stay and pray.
- Skeeter Pan - October 29, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Push and pray is more like it.
- October 29, 2009 at 11:54 PM
hahah. wow. im a girl and this all this shit is hilarious. a girl shouldnt be dumb. if i were a guy i would take FULL advantage of the slut i was fucking. bitches who give it up like that deserve it. respect yourself. guys have all the power and that makes it way more fun. condoms = no fun. a random is a random and it stays that way. fuck for fun because it is fun :). if that bitch gets PG than she needs to deal with it, she souldnt be a fucking slut. dont spread your legs if you want to blame a guy for the consequences. sluts are sluts. but you have to agree that there is a girl out there for every guy and when that guy meets her he can change but until then...GUYS should fuck whoever, whenever because if I could and not be a skank, i would!!! i wish i were a guy for that matter only!!! fuck on bros!!!
- October 31, 2009 at 4:29 PM
Dude, a baby is the biggest bro of all time. they get to suck on bras cans all day, then throw up on her afterward and when the get too messed up they piss themselves and there are no repercussions.
- November 1, 2009 at 4:13 PM
all bros know hot girls don't have stds
- November 1, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Condoms are for teenagers.
- November 2, 2009 at 1:45 AM
Forget pulling out, just unload in a bra's ass, nuff said.
- November 2, 2009 at 11:17 AM
You are all pigs if you ask me
- November 3, 2009 at 4:58 PM
this is gross. women are not bras. and why can guys have sex with numerous girls and be heros however if a girl does she is a slut?
- November 4, 2009 at 1:54 AM
- Brovado said...
because bras are fucking retards.
PS. show me your tits. - November 5, 2009 at 1:13 AM
I bet that slam piece is your garden-variety wildebeast.
Seriously, show us your tits... - November 5, 2009 at 5:10 PM
hahaha fucking retards. don't be silly, wrap you're willies! and just try not to get aids.
- November 6, 2009 at 3:12 AM
this website should be called bros love this site. bros are the shit
- November 8, 2009 at 7:22 PM
k i went to this party with my bra and hit up the fridge to snake some classy natty, then post up for about 30 mins and realize a cop is chillin in the drive. get my bra hit the ford up cruzie to my house and realize the rents are home. fuck... but thats why they bought a tree house ha. throw in the dog get the nut toss a dip in and and go pass out while she drives her ass home.
- November 10, 2009 at 8:28 PM
Random question, I pepper spray random bro haters on the street. Is this legal?
- November 13, 2009 at 1:11 PM
Gotta go with the Lion King. Pull out, bust in your hand. Then tap her on her shoulder so she turns around. Then rub your thumb across her face and say "Simba!" bitches never expect it and if it gets in their hair, even better.
- November 25, 2009 at 4:14 PM
last nite mah bra had a kid, took the kid sold him for 10 grand and bought a used mustang. bro king
- November 28, 2009 at 4:55 PM
So i come back from college for thanksgiving so obviously i'm gonna get fucked up with my best bros from college. this girl we were friends with from high school decides to have a bunch of people over, so of course my friend has some bros over to pregame, we finish a couple thirties and a few handles and head over to this sluts house. we tap the keg because obviously the dumb bras dont know how. after playin some ruit and crushing the keg, i see the slut i used to fuck back in high school. she may have gained her freshmen 15 but i was lookin for a guaranteed nut. took her to the back room, fucked her raw dog busted inside of her because she said she was on the pill. talked to her this morning, said she wasnt on the pill,PLAN B- i punched her in the stomache and handed her a hanger. problem solved.
- November 28, 2009 at 9:35 PM
bros like ball rubs
- December 6, 2009 at 3:52 PM
JMU = Greatness
- December 6, 2009 at 11:49 PM
- Brobi-Wan Kenobi said...
I thought it was awesome that when i read this post, there was ad for birth control at the bottom.
fuck yeah - December 7, 2009 at 7:01 AM
Im partial to the Rocky style. No pull out, no condom, no BC.
You wake up the next morning and drill her in the pelvic area. She wakes up instantly, then you say "You shoulds SEEN the size of that spider?!"
You come out looking like a hero for keeping her safe, and your friends can also avoid Babies R Us for your holiday shopping. - December 7, 2009 at 3:43 PM
- Sefirot said...
umm wow this is all great advice on how to make sure an STD spreads to the most people possible. By the time symptoms show up, you have already passed the STD on to tons of other people. Congratulations bros, thank you for disseminating horrible viruses for which most have no cure. Enjoy
- December 10, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Hey Anonymous. If a key (bro) opens tons of different locks, it's a master key (bro-king). If a lock is opened by many keys, it's just a really shitty lock (slampile). Does that answer your question?
- December 11, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Just wanted to thank you for mentioning my great school of JMU. I had a friend use her flex to buy said morning after pill. My girls and I love this site/you. Let us know if you every come to JMU and we will make sure you have a damn good time
- Love from the girls in the Wayland Dorm - December 13, 2009 at 2:03 AM
if your a true bro you're impervious to STDS.
- December 16, 2009 at 4:43 PM
1. You are a fucking bro hater and a fag
2. Bros are in fact impervious to STDS because bros are the shit and are too fucking bro to bang chicks with STDs
3. You dont ever need to worry about STDs because you have only busted your nut to the image of your Warcraft character - December 18, 2009 at 2:11 AM
Anytime I'm asked if I have a condom, i simply reply I'm a devout catholic and they are the devil's barrier. as the added bonus i get to pull out and give her my best cum shot...once you've seen a girls cumface you've seen her soul
- December 20, 2009 at 5:33 PM
so i was fucking this bra and i ended up splashin her on the face with my ropes and then threw her out of my room half naked while i threw in a dip..........king bro status
- December 24, 2009 at 1:49 AM
Raw dawg every day, no pull out. Purchased season passes to a local amusement park for me and hole. We would stop by every other day and ride this bumpy ass old roller coaster. She named it the "MAP Coaster", short for morning after pill. Keeper.
- December 24, 2009 at 10:37 AM
babies are fuckin bro haters
- December 31, 2009 at 12:40 AM
yeah, I am pretty sure only black people and meth users get AIDS, thus bros are in the clear. and the only STDs we really can get are mostly curable with some antibiotics or some shit
- December 31, 2009 at 1:54 PM
I'm a bro that's 16 years old. I once had a chick suck on my balls with pops rocks in her mouth, then I busted in her mouth, she spit my swims into a glass of water, than drank that shit. Fuckin nice as shit and every bro should experience it
- January 2, 2010 at 2:41 AM
- Laxwell M said...
I've been fucking a bitch for 2 years without a condom and never pulled out..Condoms suck..lets be honest..they feel like shit and no true bro would compromise the way that feels.
- January 2, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Abortion is never acceptable except in two cases:
1. To protect the life of the mother
2. If the baby is the child of guidos, hipsters, or any other kind of douchebags, because in that case the baby is better off dead than being raised by those kinds of people - January 9, 2010 at 4:46 PM
IUD's all the way baby
- January 16, 2010 at 5:19 PM
the funniest thing ive ever read
- January 19, 2010 at 9:26 PM
I was hitting this slam up and she said don't nut inside of me and i said ok but i still did...there fore i have king bros status chea
- January 20, 2010 at 7:49 PM
To all those skanks out there who are asking "Why can a guy hit up a bunch of girls and be a hero, when girls do it and are skanks?"
Lemme simplify it for you a bit:
If a key opens a bunch of locks, its called a Master Key, and it's pretty sweet. But if a lock gets opened by a bunch of keys, then thats a shitty fucking lock.
Bronalogy 101 - January 22, 2010 at 12:11 PM
for anonymous who said "this is gross. women are not bras. and why can guys have sex with numerous girls and be heros however if a girl does she is a slut?"
My answer: A key that can open any lock is a master key. A lock that any key can open is a shitty lock - January 22, 2010 at 7:25 PM
Dude, real bros come up with their own posts.
- January 23, 2010 at 12:24 PM
- Brodigalities said...
at delta chi ride or die: First of all, Delta Chi is one of the most pussy fraternities at JMU. Those (I truely cannot all them bros) have never touched a slam piece in their life. But I went to jmu, that thing about the flex dollars is true.
- January 31, 2010 at 9:47 AM
welp, i have a story.
i'm a bra. and i had a few handles of vodka with my best bra friends. we roadtripped to dc to help our one bra get laid by some jawn from home. at the end of the night i ended up in bed with one bro, and we started fucking, then he legit pulled out midfuck to get a condom. me, being blacked out, decided to let him know what a douche move that was, so he told me to go fuck his roommate. obviously he didn't realize who he was fucking (or not) so i stood up, said "on to the next one", and climbed in bed with his roommate. so "all bros hate condoms"- half true. - January 31, 2010 at 3:25 PM
this bro was obviously soft. a true bro would have slayed this #96 out of towner. too bad he didn't even offer to munch your box.
- February 2, 2010 at 2:51 PM
Peter North is a true bro. Straight up man enough to do gay porn for years as Matt Ramsey. That fucker is my idol.
- February 9, 2010 at 8:09 AM
pulling out doesnt work sometimes, cause my friend got dis girl pregnant, now she haz baby
- February 11, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Woah woah woah, pump the brakes bra. To the bra with the slutbag story of traveling to a bros frat-like house just to fuck:
#1 - How nasty looking are you bras that you have to roadtrip it to find bros who will still dip in there? Drunk, horny slampieces are usually high-ranked commodities for bros (we can practice new moves, and generally un-accepted maneuvers on you), unless you are so nasty that you can't find a bro to slamm it.
#2 - The douche move was on your part for being so slutty that you confirm it yourself on the spot: "obviously he didn't realize who he was fucking (or not), so i stood up, said "on to the next one..."
Maybe he DID know who he was fucking therefore decided catching ALL of the many stds that your nasty box hold was not worth the raw dog fuck.
You sound like a bunch of good practice bras, or too-long virginity breakers. But please, if a bro WANTS to use a condom [take that as an insult and...] let him, we don't want to take any chances of keeping more of you in the gene-pool. - February 14, 2010 at 4:04 PM
Some bro hater just said girlfriend......
- February 15, 2010 at 12:37 AM
Is this some kind of site for retarded people?
- February 18, 2010 at 8:34 PM
as a girl im pretty ok wit this cus its true fucking wit a condom SUCKS. but i take care of myself and make sure im on the pill. but if anything is to go worng all i want is for the bro to buy the morning after pill. thats my only request
- February 18, 2010 at 11:31 PM
- February 20, 2010 at 2:47 AM
hands down the best type of brotraceptive is a doritos bag, u can't go wrong with nacho cheesier bros
- February 23, 2010 at 7:56 PM
no true bros make the girl buy the morning after pill after nutting in her after she asked you not to... done it many of times
- March 15, 2010 at 2:44 AM
how about some fuckin STDS from the man whore you may be having sex with......thats why condoms are the best invention ever retarrrrrrrrd
- March 15, 2010 at 11:24 PM
I'm 22 and slammed not a bra but a true woman probably twice my age who not only squirted everywhere but also I managed to pull out, get the condom off in one swift move, and nut all over her tits and face while shouting "Blastoissse!!!" ala SuperSmash Bros.
- March 16, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Notches: 200+
Condomes: 0 - March 17, 2010 at 1:11 PM
Use condoms if the lady wants you to, pigs.
Btw, are half of you under the age of 15? Let's be mature you dirty fucks. - March 23, 2010 at 9:18 PM
- ol' dirty BROstard said...
hey, a true bro doesnt wear a condom cause a slam piece tells him to, bras are inferior to bros. they should be so lucky to my genetically perfect nut busted in them
- March 24, 2010 at 12:26 PM
bros, back me up here. check this shit out all these bro-wanna be's and slampigs infecting the internet with no idea what a real bro is. something must be done about this.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090315225103AAcN5lR - March 29, 2010 at 10:36 PM
You "bros" are all sad, pathetic, sexist pigs whose heads are up your assholes and you're probably afraid of women. Why else would you act like such asses? Get over the insecurity and stick with your right hand until you're ready to be decent to anyone else. Bros finish last.
- April 9, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Oh look, a gathering of self-righteous, misogynistic pigs!
- April 10, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Coming onto this site and posting about how terrible bros are... silly sluts, you fell right into the trap. It is SO satisfying to see you vent your frustrations on the internet. Thank you for the laughs.
- April 16, 2010 at 2:58 PM
you spelled 'abrotion' wrong
- April 17, 2010 at 10:08 AM
whoever said a doritos bag is a bro thing to use needs to get off this site and go back to the fucking projects they live in. Dorito's bag, really?
- April 21, 2010 at 5:35 PM
- April 23, 2010 at 11:05 AM
You forgot #1 preferred method of all bros around the globe!!! Anal!!! How could you forget that?
- April 30, 2010 at 1:22 PM
- Unknown said...
wow. you couldn't be more wrong. pulling out doesn't work. and none of these options talk about STD/STI prevention. your rules are completely uneducated and irresponsible.
- May 3, 2010 at 5:41 PM
- Brovado said...
sounds like you have a little bro running around which is not why i'm going to say 'show me your tits' as they're probably saggy with fried egg mom nipples. gross.
Slampiece trucking
we pull out. - May 3, 2010 at 9:52 PM
- NightsInBROdanthe said...
jenny-you're a dumb bitch/bro-hater. pulling out is 100% effective. you probably just do it wrong because you're a bro-hater and all.. and bros dont worry about STDs/STIs because bros are immune to that shit. now do us all a favor and go back to the kitchen to make some sandwiches
- May 3, 2010 at 11:31 PM
I made 3 different slam pieces get the mornin after last semester, the consequence of being too shitfaced to even consider pulling out. Do you think I paid? Hell no. I just waited for the "its taken care of" text the following day. The best part is for one of these bitches i was completely blacked out--my roommate in the frat castle overheard our convo after i blew my load. Apparently she was freakin out that she wasnt on the pill while i just sat there and laughed. No memory of this. Dumb sluts.
- May 10, 2010 at 3:35 PM
Wow, this is horribly degrading and you all should be ashamed of yourselves. Women, you should bite the head off of any bro penis and spit it in his face. srsly. You shouldn't have to go thru that crap like abortion and ruin your life so some tool can get his nut
- May 12, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Check this out! ahhahhahaha lmao
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Punching-Tickets-being-a-conductor/129039297106848 - May 21, 2010 at 5:38 PM
you cant get pregnant in the ass
- May 30, 2010 at 1:55 PM
i know it may sound unorthodox to the bro style of life BUT ive been going steady with a hole for a while now... and that means i got her to go on the pill, no more condoms.. best of all, just gain her trust and then now shes all like "where do you wanna nut?" she lets me toss ropes anywhere i want on her, and i mean anywhere - June 5, 2010 at 8:07 PM
What's this 'hot chicks don't have STDs' logic based on? You think that if she's that fine, she has more self-respect than the kind of chicks you think of as 'sluts' based on their ethnicity, drug preference or looks?
Well...if she's fucking YOU, what makes you think the girl wouldn't fuck someone else? Are you that full of yourselves that you think you're the only dick she's ever had? Girls who are 'hot' tend to be exactly the ones who use sex to get what they want in life and thus are less likely to have developed other options. These are precisely the girls most likely to leave you with herpes. (And you can't just take 'antibiotics, or some shit' for that. You get that forever. )
And don't let her fool you by looking or acting 'virginal'. They have figured out that dumb guys get attracted to the notion of being the only dick that a girl ever had in her, they teach each other how to appear virginal and how to not say things that will give their game away. The hotter she is, the more wary you ought to be. Sorry guys, that's just life. - June 12, 2010 at 5:13 AM
Wow... I'm not sure whether to laugh or be repulsed.
This site is so funny/horrible. - June 18, 2010 at 12:35 AM
A bra once asked my bro "Why is it Bros can go around slaying as many bitches as they want and its awesome... but as soon as a bra fucks a bunch of dudes she's a whore?"
His reply: "A key that can open lots of different locks is called a master key; a lock that's opened by a bunch of keys is just a shitty fuckin lock." - June 21, 2010 at 5:40 PM
These were pretty humorous to read hahha, granted the majority of them were probably fiction
- July 7, 2010 at 1:31 AM
- Cali-Bro said...
2 questions:
1) How much bro cred does one earn for banging a mail order Russian bride? (note: the bro in question did not order the Russian slampiece)
2) How much bro cred is earned for receiving a Ballcuzi or Ballkuzee? (note: the slampiece used for this endeavor was not a girlfriend. Also, if you have never heard of this amazing feat, you're bro cred can and should be questioned.) - August 10, 2010 at 10:39 PM
just use a condom. it's not that bad and you still get off. besides- most chicks don't want your nasty 'raw dog' up there anyway.
and JMU is the greatest school in the nation. hands down. - August 14, 2010 at 3:28 AM
there was a study about swingers and it turns out the people who fuck the most, have NO STDs and use condoms all the time. so for all you "bros" out there talking about how you would never use a condom, it's probably because no woman would ever fuck you in the first place.
- August 23, 2010 at 4:16 PM
What's with all the bro haters?
First of all, you have all failed to acknowledge that bros are inherently the smartest people on the planet, and will never be wrong.
Second of all, why the fuck would anyone want to use a condom? And why does our desire to raw dog mean we've never fucked anyone?
There is nothing better than the skin to skin feeling as you enter the slampiece in question. Condoms are like raincoats. Uncomfortable raincoats. - August 25, 2010 at 2:32 AM
I was bangin this slampiece raw dog in the front seat of her car at Lake Havasu on spring break. When it was time to unleash the hounds, I pulled out and sprayed in her door panel. Got out the car and dipped out..... Cadillac BROugham!!!! Chea !
- August 28, 2010 at 11:03 PM
The best form of birth control: Use a fake name. Last night i convinced these two slammers my name was Jared or some shit cuz I knew i'd be gettin it in. Works like a charm every time.
- September 5, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Hahaha hell yea, gotta agree w my bro above....use a fake name and a fake phone number if she asks for it. Pump the bitch full of my baby juice and if she ends up prego i dont hear about it. Nothin better than unleashing in a hot slam peice.
- September 15, 2010 at 6:40 PM
You 'bros' need to grow up and take responsibility for what you do. It won't kill you to use a condom when you want it. Pull-out works if you get
lucky. God. You guys are the ones that giveurge actual good guys a bad name. Sick, irresponsible, selfish perverts. You disgust me. - September 22, 2010 at 6:50 PM
^Shut the fuck up, bro-hater.
Bros bang however they feel like it, whenever they feel like it. And chicks let us do it bareback because they get off on the feeling of having a true bro-load in their snatch. You're just bitter because slampieces recognize you as the cuddle-bitch that you are and never give you any of that sweet 'tang.
That hot brunette from campus that you've been dying to profess your love to but can't work up the courage to ask out? Yeah, I already took her to pound town twice last week and probably will again this weekend. I don't even know her name - she's listed in my phone as "36C, Swallows". My entire Bro crew will have hit that snizz multiple times before you so much as get to first base.
While you're listening to your John Mayer albums and jerking off to her Facebook profile, I'm rawdogging her ass six ways from sunday, and then leaving to go back to the party before she's even done getting dressed. You think she's offended? Well, probably - but she'll still be back for another round because slampieces love Bro pole.
What are you even doing here? The page is called "Bros Like This Site", not "Emo Bitches Like This Site". GTFO of here, pussy.
Bro life. - September 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM
I Totally agree with the above bro.
I am confused on why all these bro-haters come to this site to post their shitty bro hatting comments I only raw dog it condoms are for homos. In fact I am going to dedicate this weekend to all the bro-haters who are just upset because they don't make condoms small enough to fit there bro-hater tic-tac sized cocks and slay as many slampieces as humanly possible and i am def gonna throw the fake name and number. since it is the best form of birth control out there. - September 23, 2010 at 1:59 PM
This all seems very complicated...just jam it in little miss prom queens ass and the problem goes away.
Funny thing is, she may try to stop it, but will try to hunt your ass down (no pun intended) for another good reaming between the cheeks. - October 2, 2010 at 7:36 PM
I agree, once she has had it around back, she will beg for more... hello DP!
- October 12, 2010 at 5:00 PM
you all are disgusting human beings. like, fucking disgusting. hope you all burn in hell.
- October 19, 2010 at 2:17 PM
what the fuck is with all these bro haters? you people are so oblivious to the realities of the world. First: as bros are the smartest beings in existance. we are never wrong. Second: We are immune to all forms of STDs and STIs, so stop posting that shit. Third, the bitches that we are fucking are too stupid to be worth anything in life, other than to suck our dicks and make us sandwiches, because they are, in fact, bitches. you bro haters just dont understand. you can go write a hole some sappy love song, she'll pretend to be happy, but then she comes to my place and fucks me while making me a fucking sandwich. and condoms? condoms are for the fucking weak. she gets prego, thats her fault for not taking precautions, like the pill. honestly, all you bro haters do is provide amusement for us bros who actually know which end is up in this world. that end is usually your bitches ass, where we just dropped an unprotected load. suck it. bros are the fucking best.
- October 20, 2010 at 1:02 PM
I'm not down with hating anybody, but I'm gonna be labeled a bro-hater for this. I say this with the deepest concern for your health and safety. If you ignore the need for condoms and hook up with as many "bras" as you damn well please, somewhere along the line you will most likely have a searing pain or disgusting wart population take over you dick. If you know the girl is clean, these strategies should work out alright for you. But for a one night stand, everything about this article will lead to a shriveled, pock-marked dick. Good luck getting head after that. Peace bros
- October 29, 2010 at 10:40 PM
- Brovado said...
dick bags are for losers. my the ice be in you, anonymous bro hater.
- October 30, 2010 at 7:22 PM
So me and my bro were tagging these two bras in our separate rooms when I bro came in and made me write the name of his slampiece in marker on his arm so he could remember her name. Needless to say I just wrote SLUT. Bros will be bros.
- November 4, 2010 at 1:39 PM
if you fuck a slut and she's okay with your not using a condom, I hate to break it to you but it probably means she's ok with other bros fucking her w/o one, and that she has at least a few STDs. condoms suck but they're way better than making a bro come with you down to the student health center only to find out the bitch gave you gonnahorea just cuz you didn't wanna wear one.
- November 8, 2010 at 12:39 AM
this is literally the dumbest thing ever. all these bros are going to spend their lives getting wasted and hooking up and they won't get good jobs and get rich
- December 11, 2010 at 1:32 PM
causing an abortion gives you some serious bro points.
nice, classy remark, "bro"
seems y'all are college "bros" - unfortch do not appear to be knowledge hos!!
stupid children will have more stupid children
WRAP YOUR BATS, STUPID BROS! - December 11, 2010 at 7:36 PM
I've caused more abortions than Octomom has kids. I could have probably fielded a little league baseball team with all my unborn children.
Abortion, or should I say, aBROtion, is bro as fuck.
Even slampieces are down with using abortion as birth control. One chick I banged in college never used the pill. When I asked her why, this is what she told me:
"Abortion is actually cheaper. Birth control ends up costing about $350 a year with insurance. The PP clinic near campus does an abortion for $240. Statistically, you'll get knocked up about once a year banging without contraception, so you'll save a little over $100 annually by going au naturale. That's a lot of beer money."
^This chick was chill as fuck. A true slampiece. - December 11, 2010 at 8:40 PM
there's nothing wrong with premature ejaculation - you still have your fun and you get to sleep quicker!
- December 15, 2010 at 4:37 PM
This is site is giving men such horrible advice it should honestly be shut down. Drugging the girl without her knowing? Wow "bro" you are pretty sweet. Fucking grow a pair and use a rubber. The pull out method is great but seeing that all you "bros" can't handle your shit, it causes a risk. Go ahead and keep fucking unprotected but once you get an std, don't say know one never warned you. Please all you bros out there make yourselves un-anonymous so us "bras" can make sure to stay far....FAR away. Thank you.
- January 13, 2011 at 2:59 PM
wish we could use our flex dollars for the abrotion
- January 21, 2011 at 2:45 AM
never pull out, never surrender.
- January 25, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Agree with some of the above posters. The best form of birth control is giving a fake name and number. If she ends up preggo, whatever. Not like I have to deal with it. Planned Parenthood can take care of that shit.
Once I'm out the door, for all purposes the slampiece no longer exists. The Pound Town Express doesn't do return trips - it's strictly a one-way ride, and I've got a lot of other stops to make. - February 17, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Has anyone on this site ever *actually* had sex? lol. fucktards.
- March 5, 2011 at 11:52 AM
lol @ bras posting here and fronting like they think it's sweet to be dissed for being sluts and etc to get bros to like them.
- March 6, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Whoa whoa whoa. Bro comin thru.
For any girl here, tits or STFU.
Remember kids, bros are smart, and that bitch aint getting mah money!
Always use the wrap! - March 24, 2011 at 6:30 AM
You left anal off the list.
- April 1, 2011 at 3:38 AM
- Benjamin said...
whoa bros..... i hate to be the fuckin downer and all.... but take it from a 19 yr old father of twins.... pulling out doesnt work lmao next thing u know ur bro life means joining the marine corps. USE A CONDOM.
-semper fidelis - May 5, 2011 at 4:09 AM
BROS= the most unintelligent, self loathing, hegemonic people on this earth. not to mention the blatant racism of this exclusive group. EVERY BRO IS BULLSHIT. I don't know who you "bros" think you are that you can treat girls this way, but I can tell you one thing. The way you live, if it hasn't already, will make you uglier then you are now and the way you treat women will make you lonely for the rest of your life. P.S. as a girl, I know that "bros" use tricks like this. we aren't naive, you aren't pulling new shit with us, NEWS FLASH: WE KNOW. and we don't care because just as much as you want to be with us we don't want to have to look at your ass face all day.
- May 5, 2011 at 1:41 PM
^Shut the fuck up, slamcunt. The time you spent typing that pathetic feminazi bullshit is time that could have been spent doing something useful, like sucking dick or making a sandwich. Take your top off and get back in the goddamn kitchen. And then go upstairs to the bedroom and bend over - I like to fuck after my afternoon meal.
- May 5, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Yeah, have to disagree NYB; when I attended Purdue University I roomed with a guy that slammed so much pussy even the ROTC guys were pissed. However, he slammed without a condom once; now he has herpes. Dude dropped out of college and joined the navy because of all the drugs/alcohol. From experience it looks like his days of nailing pussy are over; because whenever one goes to Gurnee Mills out of Chicago those Navy Guys never score guaranteed. They walk around acting like they own the place; but women only put out for guys that got jobs/money. Not badmouthing the military; but seriously bitches like money.Stay in school slam that shit safely!
- May 18, 2011 at 10:49 AM
i'm pretty sure not all blacks get Aids, just sluts/gays/druggies and Africans. you know trashy people; and Asian sluts are the MOST vulnerable to stds. look it up
- July 1, 2011 at 1:40 AM
- Jsk Bro said...
rawdog her
- July 26, 2011 at 10:54 PM
As an Arizona SAE Bro I've nailed more than my fair share of "respectable" chicks without cramming my impeccable shaft into that latex shit. Going into my senior year these "educated" women know that its probably not the worst thing in the world if I get them pregnant...if you really think about it, they're the ones that benefit in the long run: the baby of their dreams and a future full of sandwich making, laundry doing and country club chilling. I hope all of you fellow bros out there enjoy the upcoming fall semester. Brohaters suck a dick and thanks for making me look so good.
- August 5, 2011 at 4:08 PM
wow this all makes sence, now i can follow this advice for next time!
- August 29, 2011 at 1:43 PM
I really hope that no girl is stupid enough to have sex with yall.
- September 16, 2011 at 4:52 PM
- amw375 said...
^ must be a token sorority fat chick
- October 18, 2011 at 7:29 PM
i'm a bra, and there's nothing better than taking a couple ropes to the tummy, or the back (as long as proper clean up is offered)
and as far as getting the permission to rawdog goes, persistence is key. usually only the INITIAL answer is a 'no.' but when a bro uses persistence and particularly hot foreplay, a 'yes' is sure to follow. - October 20, 2011 at 3:25 PM
hahahaha blastoise. thats a good one i gotta use that. theres nothing like a good old fashioned byaaaaaaah tho.
- October 20, 2011 at 11:02 PM
The bros I hang with definitely don't consider condoms expensive and birth control is vey cheap.
- November 9, 2011 at 1:21 AM
Hey bro-haters,
Guess what? Chicks do bang us because we're attractive alpha males. You say you want the whiny little bitch kind of guy, but sucks to be him because time and time again he's not the guy you go home with. So you're being hypocritical. Don't hate on us for that.
And the only situation a bro can have a "girlfriend" is one where your bitch can party and drink like one of the boys, likes anal, and lets you sleep with anyone else you want (and is open to threesomes). A girlfriend like mine I would consider acceptable. The only chick I actually enjoy keeping company with. What say the rest of the bros on this? - December 1, 2011 at 11:19 AM
how about this story, no bullshit here. I needed to assure myself everything was ok after a night of banging. I text the girl and tell her im at work and i really need her to go buy the pill (I could have easily done it on my lunch break but didnt feel like going through the awkward purchase). So she agrees to do so with some resistance. I make her text me a picture of the actual pills with the box and a receipt confirming the purchase. Never paid her back either, I truly felt like a bro in that moment.
- December 6, 2011 at 4:37 PM
The pill has a dark side. It makes women more attracted to effeminate men because the hormones in the pill make them less alpha-seeking (bro) by tricking the bras body into thinking it's preggers: wanting a more nuturing pussified mate. Look that shit up and learn to pull out.
- December 27, 2011 at 12:29 AM
I'm a girl but I really agree with the bros on here.
Our main job as girls or bras is to please our man as best we can, and if sex without condom is better then we should be happy to be fucked without condoms by a bro. a man should be able to demand satisfaction from his bra whenever, wherever he desires. and as a bra i really respect and understand that.
i am on birth control and i always let bros fuck me without condoms. my bf always says that a man's cum should be sacred to a girl, so if he cums inside me or on my face i should thank him. i also make sure to swallow every drop of his cum :)
if something goes wrong i get the morning after pill myself. it shouldn't be a bro's job to take care of these small things. after all he took the time out of his busy day to fuck me, i could at least do my part and not trouble him. if i get pregnant, i will ask the bro for permission, if he says i can get an abortion then i would. - January 18, 2012 at 12:23 PM
"Anonymous said...
this is gross. women are not bras. and why can guys have sex with numerous girls and be heros however if a girl does she is a slut?
November 4, 2009 1:54 AM"
The best way for a true bro to answer this question is like this:
-A girl's pussy is like a lock and a guy's dick is like a key. Now if a key can open many locks its called a master key. However, if a lock is opened by many keys then its a pretty shitty lock. - February 8, 2012 at 1:44 AM
- SexyAndSmart said...
Ight, so, imma chick, and well. 99% of these work. If you're going to fuck, then do it! Don't stress it. Her issues, she can fix it. I've probably ever taken the day after pill once. You puke just as bad as a light weight after a party. Fuck that. Just deal with being covered in cum, it makes it fun. (;
- February 28, 2012 at 10:45 PM
a) am I the only one who thinks the random "bras" commenting are trying a little too hard to seem cool?
b) enough with the master key, you're not irginal anymore - March 11, 2012 at 4:54 PM
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- March 16, 2012 at 2:13 AM
This is the best form of non-condom birth control bros:
yeeeeaaah - July 1, 2012 at 10:17 PM
I used to refuse to wear condoms until I realized that even Biggie Smalls wore them. That man spoke the truth.
- August 5, 2012 at 1:00 AM
- Daidy said...
birth control pills do not protect over SDT !!!!
condoms do ! - November 23, 2013 at 4:19 PM