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Fourth Annual Spring Book Sale
Got a spare couple of bucks? Stock up on a year's worth of reading! Fort Mason Center and Friends of the San Francisco Public Library are hosting one of the city's largest book sales this week. Some 250,000 books ranging from classic prose to contemporary reads can be purchased for just a few bucks: $3 hard-covers, $2 paperbacks, and $1 DVDs, CDs, and books on tape. Dig through thousands of new and used books and you'll find some truly awesome treasures. Imagine the wise words of Tolstoy, poignant social commentary of Austen, and lively stories by Twain, all under one roof. Surely you can scavenge for a copy of the Twilight series too, if that's your thing. (Laura B. Childs)
Through April 20, 10am-6pm, free
Fort Mason Center, Festival Pavilion
2 Marina Blvd., SF
(415) 345 7500
The 1975
It's not often that high school bands make it much further than senior prom, but the four members of The 1975 met when they were just hitting puberty. Ten years later, the British foursome released its self-titled album that debuted at the top of the UK Albums Chart — ahead of Nine Inch Nails' comeback album nonetheless. The band struggled for years to find a label that understood its unique sound and identity. Self-proclaimed fans of '80s pop and experimental music, The 1975 combines musical influences spanning several generations, resulting in an alternative rock sound with honeyed vocals, synth-pop beats, and gritty lyrics about modern youth. (Childs)
8pm, $25
The Fillmore
1805 Geary Blvd., SF
(415) 346 6000
William Friedkin's thriller Sorcerer (1977) is a classic example of a movie that was sneered at upon its release — it had a troubled production with a runaway budget, and the bad fortune to open opposite eternal crowd-pleaser Star Wars — but is now considered a bona fide cult classic. This Georges Arnaud adaptation (previously tapped by Henri-Georges Clouzot for 1953's The Wages of Fear) follows a group of reckless ne'er-do-wells (including 1970s icon Roy Scheider) as they truck nitroglycerine across perilous South American backroads. Here's your chance to catch it on the Castro's huge screen in digitally-remastered form — and yep, that includes Tangerine Dream's memorable score. (Cheryl Eddy)
7pm, $11
Castro Theatre
429 Castro, SF
Queens of the Stone Age
This isn't exactly a great moment for straight-up hard rock, so it's a particularly good time for a fresh flurry of activity from Palm Desert's finest. Like Clockwork, QOTSA's first new disc since 2007 — a period marked by one former member's death and leader Josh Homme's near-miss after a botched operation, among other things — has been considered one of their best, coming complete with contributions from frequent collaborators Dave Grohl and Mark Lanegan, as well as guests including Trent Reznor and the unlikely Elton John. Who knows who might show up for this latest tour, which features yet another new incarnation of the core band lineup. For stylistic and gender contrast, trance-ier LA psych-rock quartet Warpaint open. (Dennis Harvey)
7:30pm, $45
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
99 Grove, SF
(415) 974-4060
An Evening With Bob Saget
Alamo Square's famous Painted Ladies may be the most well-known Full House relic San Francisco has to offer, but for one magical evening, they might just be upstaged — by the unpredictable, sleazy, somehow both repellent and strangely alluring comedic stylings of Danny Tanner himself, aka Bob Saget. It's been years since the comedian shed his family-friendly veneer, so if you haven't seen him since he was narrating stupid pet tricks on America's Funniest Home Videos, don't expect too many heartwarming, PG-rated anecdotes — a point he apparently delights in driving home: The book he's promoting on this tour is called Dirty Daddy: The Chronicles of a Family Man Turned Filthy Comedian. Nothing like adults-only night at the JCC. (Emma Silvers)
7pm, $25-$35
JCC of San Francisco
3200 California St, SF
Tankcrimes Brainsqueeze
How's your head, hesher? Finally recovered from October 2010 and the first Tankcrimes Brainsqueeze? Get ready to sacrifice your skull yet again, for Oakland's Tankcrimes Records is back with another round of mind-melting (the press release actually says "face-raping") music. And since this weekend includes the High Holy Day of 4/20, anything can and will happen — and you won't remember any of it. Tonight and tomorrow at the Oakland Metro, bands include Ghoul, Cannabis Corpse, and Final Conflict (Fri/18), and Municipal Waste, Negative Approach, and Fucked Up (Sat/19). Sun/20, head to Eli's Mile High Club for a show headlined by the almighty Brainoil. Nice knowing ya! (Cheryl Eddy)
7pm, $24
Oakland Metro
630 Third St, Oakl.
UnderCover Presents: Graceland
Nearly three decades after its release, there's no denying the influence of Paul Simon's most widely-loved album, a work that brought the sounds of South Africa to audiences around the world — and influence is what UnderCover is all about. For the past five years, the collective has been curating ambitious shows in which local musicians celebrate a classic album by re-interpreting, arranging, and performing it live — one song per artist — in a showcase of some of the Bay Area's best talent. This rendition, featuring a diverse lineup of John Vanderslice, Diana Gameros, Afrofunk Experience, DRMS, Bill Baird, the Pacific Boychoir, and many others, got Paul Simon fans almost too excited: Its debut weekend, at the JCC, sold out, so organizers added tonight's East Bay encore. Lucky for you. (Emma Silvers)
7pm, $26
Freight & Salvage
2020 Addison St, Berk.
(510) 644-2020
You lose some, you gain some. With RAWdance relocating the 15th incarnation of their Concept series, the dancers don't have to worry about hitting their head on the ceiling, or knocking over a viewer in a misjudged stride. Audience members, for their part, may no longer have to move the chairs for different seating arrangements but then with RAWdance you never know. The change to Joe Goode's Annex allows for aerial dancing, a popular discipline in these parts, and you may even find a parking space. Performing this time will be Flyaway Productions, Christian Burns, Risa Jaroslow & Dancers, Erik Wagner / Crawl Space, Lindsey Renee Derry / L I n s d a n s, and RAWdance. Most importantly, the free popcorn will still be on the menu. (Rita Felciano)
April 18, 8pm; April 19, 3pm and 8pm, pay what you can
Joe Goode Annex
401 Alabama St, SF
(415) 686-0728
Liberating Legacies
Pillars of the queer community Celeste Chan and KB Boyce bring their latest Queer Rebels production, Liberating Legacies, to a free, all ages platform. It's easy to praise popular media for its increase in queer representation, but queer and trans people of color are still often absent from the arts and entertainment that is most accessible. As ever, Queer Rebels are striving to shine the spotlight on those underrepresented artists and stories. Liberating Legacies will feature performers young and old, locally and internationally known, with a variety of talents including music, poetry, film and more. From globally known blues singer Earl Thomas, to Bay Area favorites and Queer Rebels alumni Jezebel Delilah X, Joshua Merchant, and Star Amerasu, Liberating Legacies stands to be a powerful gathering of talent. (Kirstie Haruta)
2pm, free
San Francisco Public Library, Koret Auditorium
100 Larkin, SF
(415) 581-3500
Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics 40th Anniversary Party
Forty years ago, two poets founded The Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics as part of Chögyam Tungpa Ribpoche's 100-year experiment. Allen Ginsberg and Anne Waldman envisioned a school dedicated to cultivating an innovative and contemplative approach to literary writing. The Jack Kerouac School is part of the Buddhist-inspired Naropa University, nestled deep in the Rocky Mountains, and the school's name and curriculum pay tribute to the iconic novelist and poet best known as the face of the Beat Generation. So of course City Lights is throwing a party for the experimental college's 40th birthday! The independent bookstore will host an evening of readings by JKS faculty and other special guests.
5pm, free
City Lights Bookstore
261 Columbus, SF
(415) 362 8193
David Crosby
If you missed rock icon David Crosby's February shows at Great American Music Hall, don't worry — he did too. Touring in support of Croz, his first solo album in more than 20 years, Crosby suffered tour-interruptus: emergency cardiac catheterization on Feb. 14. Crosby's bona fides include founding membership in the Byrds and, of course, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, both gigs earned him entry to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. His medical resume is also packed: liver transplant (1994, paid for by Phil Collins), alcohol and drug addictions, and type 2 diabetes, in addition to his recent "life-saving" heart procedures. But the legendary 72-year-old singer seems to have more lives than an alley full of cats. Back on the road, Crosby has said, "It seems I am once again a very lucky man." (Kyle Patrick O'Brien)
8pm, $60
Great American Music Hall
859 O'Farrell St, SF
(415) 885-0750
The Men
Calling all people who read Michael Azerrad's Our Band Could Be Your Life: Scenes from the American Indie Underground, 1981-1991 and loved it: The Men are coming to San Francisco. Playing alongside '80s SST worshippers Gun Outfit and sludgy rockers CCR Headcleaner, the band is unquestionably influenced by the likes of Meat Puppets and Husker Du at times. But as The Men have progressed more in recent years, they have become a quintessential rock band, taking nods to Neil Young and Big Star (the cover of their latest album, Tomorrow's Hits, even appears to be an homage to Alex Chilton's most widely known band). That said, if you would like to see if the spirit of aggressive indie rock is alive and well — this is the event for you. (Erin Dage)
With Gun Outfit, CCR Headcleaner
8pm, $12 Rickshaw Stop
155 Fell, SF
(415) 861-2011
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I think we've just about enough of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" as the three part reunion special came to a close last night. It wouldn't be right if we didn't start off discussing Kim and Big Poppa's relationship because no one can seem to forget the fact that Big Poppa was still legally married while dating Kim. Kim attempts to explain that Big Poppa was in the middle of a divorce while she and him were dating, and all of a sudden Cynthia gains a backbone and fires shots at Kim calling her a "whore", a "mistress" and saying that "it wasn't right" to date a married man. The girls go back and forth until Marlo chimes in and changes the subject to Kandi and her new relationship. Kandi is asked if she took offense when Marlo called Kandi a sugar mama. Kandi laughed it off saying that she thought it was funny. She also said, "I don't give a damn if I have to take care of every m****f****r in this building," which apparently was humorous to Marlo as she continued to egg Kandi on, asking her if her new man had a job and how much money he made. Shame on you Kandi for letting Marlo's antics get under your skin, but she definitely stood by her man, telling the girls that he makes a lot of money and drives a Ranger Rover (two points for you Kandi!) Kandi then fires back at Marlo, calling her an escort. Not sure what Marlo's problem is with Kandi all of a sudden, but I guess she needs anything to keep her place on the cast right?
Of course, the infamous trip to South Africa is brought up again, and the girls talk about how their experience was an eye opener and helped them realize how fortunate they are to live the lives they do. This moment doesn't last long however, as the girls go into to who is the leader of the smalls (Kim) and who is the leader of the talls (Nene). All of the girls deny the fact that Kim and Nene are the leaders of their "groups" but one thing everyone can agree on is that Cynthia changes whenever she is around Nene. Although Cynthia is the only one who denies this, everyone else (even Marlo) thinks it's true.
Marlo admits to being upset about not being invited to Sheree's friend's dinner party in Africa, and doesn't seem to understand why a gay host wouldn't want to have a fun, label wearing, beautiful black woman at his dinner party. SMH
We were then taken down memory lane when Sheree's past confrontations aired (including my personal favorite; "who gon' check me boo?"). We saw Sheree come a long way from the first season when she and Nene ganged up on Kim and pulled her wig outside of a restaurant, till now when Sheree and Kim are BFF's and Nene is doing her own thing. The girls had a brief discussion about their 10-plus year friendship that is now down the drain, and you couldn't help but to think that they might actually deep down miss each other's company, especially when Kim and Nene were asked to say one nice thing about each other and they both said the other one was fun.
Nene began to talk about her accomplishments and her acting role on the show,"Glee". She believed that the other girls' were haters and didn't celebrate her success, but the other girls explained that that wasn't the case and they were happy that she was doing well, despite their differences. Nene then revealed that she is the one that brought Sheree and Kim on to the show in the first place and had to convince producers to allow Kim and Sheree to join the cast since Kim is a white female and Sheree was just too boring.
Kim agrees that Nene brought her on the show, and is thankful because it led her to her husband and her son, KJ. Sheree, on the other hand, refuses to give Nene credit for bringing her on the show, which really doesn't matter too much anymore since Sheree won't be returning next season anyway.
Finally, the reunion comes to an end and what did we solve? Absolutely nothing.
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Usually freediving events are held in warm and sunny locations like Dean's Blue Hole in the Bahamas, but not Asikkala on the Rocks. It's held every March in Finland and involves plunging through a hole in a sheet of ice and diving down into the biting waters beneath. Pure madness, you think? "Not at all," says organizer Antero Joki, Finland's top freediver. "It's a spiritual feeling. It's not about how deep you go, it's about the feeling." Here're four reasons to give ice freediving a go.
Feeling brave? Jump in in your swimsuit. © Pekka Tuuri
The thrill of the cold
Despite what you might think, diving in frigid water doesn't feel terrible once you get past the initial shock. "It's actually thrilling," Antero says. "Every time someone overcomes their fear of the cold and goes for it, they come out of the water smiling. Of course you can feel the coldness through your wetsuit, but it's not bad. You can stay in only for half an hour, but that's enough to enjoy this incredible underwater experience."
"Every time someone overcomes their fear of the cold and goes for it, they come out of the water smiling."
© Pekka Tuuri
The underwater ambience
"It's hard to describe this; you have to experience it for yourself," Antero says. "There's total silence. There's this twilight light and the ice creates a shadow theater. You can see shadows of the people moving on the surface of the ice. And even though it's cold, it feels cozy."
It teaches relaxation
"It's always a maximum of 4°C below 10 m so it's always cold and it's always dark," Antero says. "But when you learn to relax in a cold and dark water it means when you freedive in warm water it's so much easier to be relaxed."
© Pekka Tuuri
The Finnish saunas
Before plunging through the ice, Asikkala on the Rocks participants relax in saunas to prepare themselves and then again afterwards to warm up. "The combination of warmth and cold is good for body and mind," Antero says. "It's a very relaxing atmosphere."
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Apple Sends iTunes Customers on One Infinite Loop
An apparent glitch with the iTunes Store left some customers stuck in a loop Sunday while trying to make new app purchases or downloads.
For just over an hour, customers were presented with a request to agree to a new set of terms and conditions and would be repeatedly presented with the screen even after clicking that they agreed.
The issue prompted a wave of frustration on Twitter, the most easily accessible place to vent frustrations these days.
The bug appears to now be resolved. An Apple representative did not immediately have a comment on the matter.


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Frankito19 -For disobeying orders.--Vecanoi (talk) 20:11, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
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Plin188, PRReborn Guess who's back?--NinjaSheik 02:52, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Lol! --Ilnarutoanime 14:09, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
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184.108.40.206 - Added vulgar words in Susanoo's article. akz! (talk | Images) 10:54, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
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126.96.36.199 - Joshbl56 02:40, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
126.96.36.199 It's been a while. This anon vandals Jiraiya's page 4 times. --Ilnarutoanime 11:13, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
188.8.131.52 This user is insulting Cerez365 and other users in Iwa med-nin page, and saying unnecessary stuff. --Ilnarutoanime 10:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
220.127.116.11, 220.127.116.11, 220.127.116.11, 18.104.22.168, 188.8.131.52, 184.108.40.206, 22.214.171.124, Giratina ghost dragon--Cerez365™ 21:42, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
18.104.22.168 This user is causing an edit war on Tobi article. --KiumaruHamachi (talk) 05:00, November 11, 2011 (UTC)KiumaruHamachi
126.96.36.199, 188.8.131.52--Cerez365™ 12:11, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Six Paths of Pain until next chapter is released.--Cerez365™ 16:32, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
- :File:Akane.JPG, File:Agari.JPG, File:Tsuzumi Sarugaku.JPG and maybe their infoboxes along with Infobox:Ahiko and Infobox:Kisame Hoshigaki. I spoke to the user but I don't think they speak english.--Cerez365™ 12:37, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Can you go ahead and please remove the protection from the Path's article or add the Sage as a user. The earlier revert session was a simple misunderstanding.--Cerez365™ 16:29, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Infobox:Madara Uchiha might need to be protected too until stuff gets sorted.--Cerez365™ 14:37, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Ah it's fine, but I might ask that you protect Obito Uchiha's page as well. Due to recent edits and what'll probably happen in the future.--Cerez365™ 04:04, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
- A little longer for Madara's article o.o--Cerez365™ 14:48, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
- Flight Technique needs to be protected so people stop speculating about it being an application of the Light-Weight Rock Technique. It looks like a revert war is starting because of it, though it might be too early to tell. Ryne 91 (talk) 08:28, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Could you (or any other Sysop reading this) unlock the Spider article or just add the Takigakure Bandit's contract with them to it. Either one's fine.--Cerez365™ 15:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Infobox:Mei Terumī. Senseless war being waged.--Cerez365™ 17:42, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Hi there, it's my again. I have a question about Henge no Jutsu (Transform or something like that). Can ninjas transform themselves into birds and fly? It's kinda strange how they all are moving so slow on the missions, and they aren't using this technique. Hope you have a time to answer. :I ^^
Homunkulus7 (talk) 15:15, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, Jacce-san, for blocking that creep Hawkara! And for reverting his/her's edit on userpage! I know I can always count on you!--NinjaSheik 19:13, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
You're so sweet! ^__^--NinjaSheik 19:19, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the link.--NinjaSheik 19:42, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you for helping me!--NinjaSheik 19:59, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Tee-hee! It seems like I'm thanking you a lot today, Jacce-senpai! ~__^--NinjaSheik 20:07, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
I'm glad that the Narutopedia have users like you keep it safe from troublemakers!--NinjaSheik 20:15, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Block
I think you have missed 2-3 times. But that's fine. ^_^ --Ilnarutoanime 19:36, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
The Sha no Sho clearly show that the masked one is the second Kazekage and not the first. I don't care what the picture shows, who said that they're in the correct order? Also, this could be a past mistake that Kishimoto corrected later, like Jūkenhō and Jūkenpō. Seelentau 愛議 16:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
- Yeah, and it would be even more logical to put them into correct order in the Databook. Ask ShounenSuki about it, let's see what he's to say. Seelentau 愛議 16:19, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
- It seems Seelentau was right. The Third Databook really does claim the masked man is the Second Kazekage and the bald man is the First. Somewhere there's a mistake, and I'm more willing to believe it's the databook that's correct. Maybe the kazekage will get summoned so this situation can be cleared up. —ShounenSuki (talk | contribs | translations) 17:20, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
That range block
I think it might be time to reactivate it. Your thoughts? Omnibender - Talk - Contributions 23:25, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Eyooo~ :D
How are youuuu~ it's been too long! I've been busy doing everything else XD Might get more active here now! Me sees you're still the Block meister with that Block headline on top and all :D Hey, I was looking through the (still tiny, yay!) candidates for deletion pictures, and I came across this one. I haven't watched the anime for a long time, so I don't know the filler characters (I can only presume that's where he's from). Could you fill me/it in? Thanks~ ~Hakinu (talk | contribs) 22:48, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Edit: Phail detected. 23:44, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
- Ohhh. Didn't recognize him. Thanks :3 Wow, omnibender has become sysop now? When's my turn dimmit! (jk) ~Hakinu (talk | contribs) 08:19, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
i think narutos skill sats should go up since he is really powerful he iz more powerful then sakura and kakashi—This unsigned comment was made by Giodude411 (talk • contribs) .
Shippuden Home
Hey. I don't want us to become friends or anything. I just wanna tell ya that I made a siet for Naruto and I want to get more members. It's really cool so join it. The address is: http://shippudenhome.webs.com—This unsigned comment was made by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs) .
Madara Uchiha
Please give evidence of why are you reverting my edits on the Madara Uchiha article. ):< PitfulRevenge (talk) 16:14, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
I understand what you're trying to say. I said he is the main antagonist because of what he did during the Nine Tail's attack on the Hidden Leaf Village, and is responsible for why the Akatsuki took a more active role in Part II. I know about the series too, so don't run your damn mouth at me... O:< PitfulRevenge (talk) 16:35, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
I know Madara is one of the antagonists, but he is the MAIN one. The others are different from him so why can't you understand my intentions and theories? You silly bastard. PitfulRevenge (talk) 16:38, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
Jacce-senpai, I need your help with something! PitifulRevenge is stalking me! He went to the Danny Phantom Wiki, a wiki I don't even go to anymore, just to insult me! Look at this.
He's out of control. And I want him off my back. What do you think I should do? I need help here!
EDIT: Okay, that's it! That Pitiful Revenge is coming to all the wiki I go to, and stalking me and leaving me crude messages. My KH Wiki one, only and new! Jacce-san, I don't think it's a good idea if he ever comes back at all. In the end results, is what you choose. I won't make you do anything you don't think is right, I had to tell you--NinjaSheik 22:10, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
You can call me all sorts of names all you want just like that bitch NinjaSheik...But why the fuck is your ass helping her get me banned from Wikia forever? PitfulRevenge2 (talk) 16:31, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
u should get banned from the internet forever you pitiful excuss for a person. stop stalking her you weirdo.—This unsigned comment was made by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs) .
Uhm I'm not sure what happened but earlier today I was editing Might Guy's article and I got a warning message that said what I was doing was consistent with vandalism and something about profanity as well as I'd lose my "auto-confirmed user" status. So I scoured the page and found no profanities and tried again. So I just checked some semi-protected pages and apparently now I have been de-listed as an auto-confirmed user. Help?--Cerez365™ 15:02, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
Oh ok, i'll let him know though. Thanks much--Cerez365™ 15:39, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
Hi erm im Hawkara and i have once editied the magnet release to incorperate that the gold dust technique seems to be linked to it but fishboy osmthing keeps deletign it and i dont knwo how to report it and dotn want to keep editing it as i dotn want to get blocked or anything can you please help as you know a lot about the release and stuff ??—This unsigned comment was made by Hawkara (talk • contribs) .
Re: Removing Content
Honestly, I have no idea what's happening :s All I did was add this image to the articles.--Cerez365™ 14:24, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Hanzo Water Release.
Hey bro, isn't there something missing on hanzo's page (jutsu).
THANKYOU08:38, July 10, 2011 (UTC)Small brother (talk)
Re: Hanzo Water Release 2
really? it wasn't the water clone techqniue? bro.
THANKYOU18:31, July 10, 2011 (UTC)~
Re: Hanzo Water Release 3
oh, is that so?
then okay, thank you so much, bro.
THANKYOU21:54, July 10, 2011 (UTC)~~
Shame on you
Jacce, it has come to my attention through an automatic message written by yourself and delivered to my talk page automatically... Bad, bad! How dare you say 'Believe it!' and acknowledge Datebyo's massacre of the Naruto anime! (Including their start of that ridiculous fan-subbing!) Naruto has NEVER, EVER said 'believe it'! Not in the Japanese anime, Japanese manga or english translated manga! Bad, bad! Foreborn (talk) 06:35, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
The above statement was aimed as a jest, I hope you gathered that. ;) However taking it as a serious subject, the manga english adaption found a way around Dattebayo, the anime should have done the same. But I guess that's too much to ask from those morons and their talentless voice actors... Foreborn (talk) 07:37, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Browse Jutsu
Contacted staff months ago. SimAnt 04:29, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Re: V2
Yeah... it's me. I had to change my name and use create another account to be able to edit the Naruto Fanon Wiki. I couldn't do it as "Kai Maciel" because my hotmail account never recieved the confirmation code they needed. I so I had to create another one, with a new name, and a new email as well. I hope it's not against the rules of this wiki... sometimes I forget that "V2" is logged in and I just edit. --Kai Maciel (talk) 15:48, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Hi Jacce....
Introduce my name is Shinobi of Konoha 07 I have recently joined the Naruto Wiki Actually I already know that Naruto Wiki is a site that contains about Naruto Animation. Starting from the origins of the story until the character Naruto Anime Naruto itself. And I believe all of what is written here.
My purpose to discuss ending Naruto Shippuden Yokubo Sakebe o! is simply to want to know the original lyrics of the song itself. That I discussed earlier is the result of the way I listen to the song ^ _ ^
All I ask, when the original lyrics of the songs from Yokubo o Sakebe! will be released?
I hope you can answer it Nice to meet you ..... ^ _ ^—This unsigned comment was made by Shinobi Konoha 07 (talk • contribs) .
Oh ... okay. I'll wait for the actual lyric here ^ _ ^
Jacce, I always look forward to news or articles related to Animation Naruto here.
Thank you for your concern, Jacce ^_^ --Shinobi Konoha 07 (talk) 16:55, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Seals
I'm not sure if there is a setting for speed in the wikia gallery slideshow, but i'll look into it. SimAnt 03:36, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Asuma's affinity
They only ever say that Asuma 'holds' the Wind nature. They never specify if it's his affinity. Come to think of it, do they ever even use the word 'affinity' in the manga? —ShounenSuki (talk | contribs | translations) 15:41, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
Can you delete this and this? I thought we don't do pages that redirect to images. —Fmakck (Images | contribs) 08:57, July 28, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Killer B edit
You got a point. However, since it says on the Three-Tails' article that it was extracted from Yagura, he died when it was. If he had survived it like Kushina, it probably would have been said before his revival. Chiyo also said when they were after Gaara to get him back, that the two previous jinchuriki of the One-Tail died when it was extracted from them, therefore Yagura probably died when the Three-Tails was extracted from him.—This unsigned comment was made by The Fox King (talk • contribs) .
You may be right. I'm not saying I am, I was just showing a little confidence is all. Sorry if I offended you.
Re: Hurricane Thunderclap
They say the name of the technique. —ShounenSuki (talk | contribs | translations) 19:06, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
why you stay protecting this page?—This unsigned comment was made by Bezerraivys (talk • contribs) .
Recent "new editors"
For a while now, I have noticed that some new editors have a few resemblances. They all make poor quality edits, some upload bad quality images, and all of them have the same style of image uploaded as their avatar, usually showing a person, though with some pixelation. Have you noticed? Omnibender - Talk - Contributions 21:12, August 10, 2011 (UTC)
hi. —This unsigned comment was made by Jaykidsosick (talk • contribs) .
Grrrr Problems
Hi, Your good with all the techy things with this website so anyways. I was trying to post like something to my profile like 'NARUTO ROCKS!' or somethng, but it wouldn't let me saying i was breaking the rules. and i couldn't do that because i hadn't made hardly any contributions. That fact is true. but surely i should be able to put 1 comment on my own profile? Help please . . . --;P (talk) 16:29, August 16, 2011 (UTC)
Madara picture
Hey man I just uploaded a picture of Madara Uhiha's face and was hoping you could publish it on the narutopedia page under the madara section..... Get back to me when you can an have a great day....—This unsigned comment was made by Richard Martel (talk • contribs) .
Shippuden Charachters
Can you put 2 pictures to the characters who play in both Episode and Shippuden. One from episode of course and one from Shippuden?—This unsigned comment was made by Uchiha JasonFR (talk • contribs) .
kurenai/demonic illusion false suroundings technique
i just got done whatching the kurama clan arc and while i was waching it i noticed that after kurenai used the genjutsu: flower petal escape technique shre used from what i saw the demonic illusion false suroundings technique to hide herself as a tree. now it my not be the case but could you check it for me? 188.8.131.52 (talk) 05:15, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
tayuya's revolt of the demon world
What exactly does this jutsu do. I mean like does it teer out a persons chakra or soul or what i dont get it. and i know it pulls out a persons physical energy but what is it's effect like does it make a person unable to move that part of their body or use chakra from that part. Would you please explain this for me.22.214.171.124 (talk) 02:27, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks a million.126.96.36.199 (talk) 07:10, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Block
Yeah !! =) --Ilnarutoanime 16:08, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Trivia for valley of the end
on the page the valley of the end do you you think we should put up a trivia saying during the end naruto stood under the statue of the first hokage and sasuke stood under the statue of madara if you dont belive me look at the episode were naruto and sasuke clash rasengan vs chidori.—This unsigned comment was made by Fizzyman4life (talk • contribs) .
second mizukage's mirage jutsu
i'm sorry for bothering you but could you explain to me to mizukage's mirage technique, like does it make a mirage of the mizukage or does it make the mizukage himself a mirage. and does the mist/steam released from the clam surround the area to make the mirage or what.?184.108.40.206 (talk) 22:51, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Human Path
Hey there, I noticed you undid my revision to this article. I just thought since all the other Path's articles show, either in text or through an image, how and who defeated them it wouldn't hurt to have the info on the Human Path's article. You disagree with this? Thanks. Kusuri (talk) 04:54, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
- I see... Though I just also noticed that in older revisions the Human path article also had a "destroyed" image (like most of the other Paths) up until "01:53, August 4, 2011" when Kaidou removed it. Just for nitpicking/consistency's sake I suggest the other Path's articles to also have theirs removed or this one's re-added? Well whichever you think's best I guess, you're an admin I'm just a regular visitor. But as it is in my opinion it doesn't feel consistent if you get what I mean. Thanks for answering. Kusuri (talk) 08:32, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Madara and THE WOOD RELEASE TECHNIQUES??!!!!
hello sir, we all understand that madara possesses Hashirama's DNA and presumably injected it into his body(through Madara's use of Izanagi) should we add wood release into madara's nature type?—This unsigned comment was made by Sasori35 (talk • contribs) .
Jiraiya in anime-fillers
Hi there, I was wondering whether to put a section in Jiraiya's article for his role in the part 1 anime-fillers. He appeared in Naruto episode 177 Please, Mr. Postman which he served as one of the main characters and also in Departure conversing with Kakashi and taking Naruto away for his training. Thanks --DmithriM (talk) 12:32, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
hey..can you change the filename of this to something else. I uploaded it in a hurry, without checking the filename. akz! (talk) 15:07, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
- hmm...changing it to "Sasuke's Susanoo ultimate ninja impact" would be better. akz! (talk) 15:17, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
New info
can u make new info about naruto—This unsigned comment was made by Jessegabbott (talk • contribs) .
it say i dont have promiseion to edit—This unsigned comment was made by Jessegabbott (talk • contribs) .
k—This unsigned comment was made by Jessegabbott (talk • contribs) .
hi what can i make—This unsigned comment was made by Jessegabbott (talk • contribs) .
SHUTTUP LA SPAMMER—This unsigned comment was made by Lim Song Yi (talk • contribs) .
Hey the changes that I made were removed in Naruto Uzumaki.Why is that so since the information given by me was correct.Also how to show the image og eternal mangekyo sharingan of sasuke uchiha in Infobox?—This unsigned comment was made by Pspranits (talk • contribs) .
ok thanks
hi jacce the Great Toad Sage had a prediction naruto will fight a young man with powerful eyes and it looks like naruto and sasuke's final battle is comeing. is The Great Toad Sage fortune comeing true or not? leave a message on my talk page--Teddybearlover (talk) 04:47, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
I am very new to my account and i just needed to ask one question. How do you sign your suggestion on the talk pages—This unsigned comment was made by Cda081799 (talk • contribs) .
Hey I hope you remember me from talking on the Uchiha Clan page. I have a some questions, one I have made a fanon for Danny Phantom as I need to figure out how to make a infobox? I have others, but I need to do some things first before then. I have a book out and I would love to make a wikia for it, but I need to find out how to be allow to do that first. Well get back to me later ok have a good day. Hopemon (talk) 15:45, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Qoutes Policy
(Sighs heavily), people here understand Qoutes the wrong way around, recommend you to discuss that with the admins. X29 13:37 September 10 2011.
why was my edit reverted .For any special purposes or anything else.—This unsigned comment was made by Muneeb1996 (talk • contribs) .
Madara's picture
Hi Jacce! Are you all right? Thanks for giving me the opportunity to be a member of this wonderful team, who struggle and strive to do a perfect job! Could you do me a favor? Post my picture, the Madara, on his web page? I was trying to do this, but could not. If you can put it as the main photo, even better! =) Hugs and thanks again.—This unsigned comment was made by Uchiha Fabius (talk • contribs) .
That's right! I understand how politics works to post pictures. I'm sure I'll have so much fun here! I apologize for my English is not so good! Thank's guys!—This unsigned comment was made by Uchiha Fabius (talk • contribs) .
Jacce, you might think the Kuromaru page i recently edited i never changed anything, you're wrong, i put a space after the coma (,)!—This unsigned comment was made by Rishal21 (talk • contribs) .
About that recent harassment of yours, I'm wondering, my pictures have a fair use rationale, they've got quite a high quality, etc..., well they meet the requirements, so what do you got against them ? I'm only improving this gallery which I think is confusing, it misses some of Susano'o forms and it is not clear. So unless you've got something against accuracy or improvement, you better stop deleting what I've improved. Vdbigbang (talk) 10:23, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
A favor, translate a video.
long time no see (actually talk hehe).
i just have some exams in my universty, but it's okay.
hey big bro, can you do me a favor?
if not its okay
if yes, then i just want you to translate this video to japanese (like: omaiwa), english and arabic. can you?
if you cant, is there anyone can translate it?
No-its okay. Yes-thanks so much. [2] [3]
THANKYOU18:28, September 21, 2011 (UTC)Small brother (talk) 05:47, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
Re2: A favor, translate video
Ok, Thanks
THANKYOU19:07, September 21, 2011 (UTC)Small brother (talk)
I need this Template for my Naruto Character NovaBlade (talk) 17:47, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
NovaBlade (talk) 19:53, September 23, 2011 (UTC)The Naruto Fanon 1NovaBlade (talk) 19:53, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
A question?
bro, can i ask you a question? about something? about a character on tekken 6? THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 18:13, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
RE:2 A question?
Oh ok
then lets see big bro
Leo Kliesen the germany character is a boy or a girl?
and what's your guess?
for my guess, leo is actullay a boy, right?
and is there something called a "half-grandson"?
how it is hard questions, right? Hehe THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 18:33, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
oh you're really impressive
thats why you are my bro hehehe
ok seems its not hard questions, ok glad that you said he's a boy thankyou for this, and about half-grandson, you really give me a useful information. But im still confused about this, the reason is lars and jinpachi, what the relation between the two half-grandson or a grandson? and sorry if i disturbed you. THANKYOU Small brother (talk) 08:44, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, thankyou so much THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 15:19, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Lars family.
Hey bro, wouldn't it best if we add a family relative on lars infobox, i already added them. THANKYOU Small brother (talk) 18:05, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
2nd mizukages steaming danger tyranny clone
how does the clone not fall apart when it's punched open, like when gaara placed his sand mixed gold into it. it surley entered the clone and since the clone is full of free moving water and vapor how could it not fall apart. i think that this should be mentioned on it's page. something like "even when attacked the clone pulls itself back together or something". what do you say about this.18.104.22.168 (talk) 00:23, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
Facebook wiki change
when or if this facebook change is made to the wikia does it mean you have to have a facebook acount to edit pages or is it just with talk pages like for a user such as the page i'm placeing my question for you on?22.214.171.124 (talk) 01:50, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
Yin-Yang Release
For some reason I can't see the yin-yang release icon on any page. Not sure if I am the only one but it is kind of weird. Joshbl56 (talk) 13:55, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Talk page
Thanks for the advice, Jacce. I'll do that soon. Romance Girl (talk) 08:59, October 9, 2011 (UTC)Romance Girl
hey Jacce,when I logged in first time here, you send me welcome msg.After that I edited the stat table by mistake, you send me "don't vandalise this page",though I correct my fault,you keep sending me the same message,Why?Naruto no Kyubi (talk) 12:45, October 10, 2011 (UTC)Naruto no Kyubi
I hv observed that you help the other new members by sending msgs regarding how to access the site,plz help me how to edit the topicsNaruto no Kyubi (talk) 12:45, October 10, 2011 (UTC)Naruto no Kyubi
I mean to say, what is procedure to edit the discussions? being a new user I can't understand what to do? if I want to delete some messages,then how does it come to the point that I vandalise the page or policy break?even I have seen that you & other old users have also 15-20000 msgs,but in talk page they all are not present.Naruto no Kyubi (talk) 15:33, October 10, 2011 (UTC)Naruto no Kyubi
hey Jacce,is this image a real picturen or fake(just an art),please clear it to me. Will it post in wikia?Naruto no Kyubi (talk) 14:47, October 12, 2011 (UTC)Naruto no Kyubi
Madara lock down.
I think the article, Madara Uchiha should be locked from editing for now or until the next chapter. People are not reading his talk page and a edit war is more than likely coming.Umishiru (talk) 03:49, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Darui Infobox Image
I did read the Image Policy. What is wrong with the Darui pic I uploaded for the infobox? If anything it is a better and more accurate depiction of Darui than the one currently used. So please explain why you keep removing the pic I uploaded. Darui is a favourite character of mine that's why I am insisting. But if you really want to help me out here, be more specific as to why I cannot post said image. Thank you. Iyineda (talk) 12:33, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
I'd been dealing with that user for like a half hour. Thanks for banning him. :) Skitts (talk) 08:48, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Re: Chōjūrō = Sensor?
In chapter 473 page 11, when Mei Terumī talks to Ao about why "he" almost beheaded himself, Chōjūrō makes a comment about finding Ao in time. In the translated version I read he said: "Even with my well honed sensory skills...", so I was wondering if it means that Chōjūrō is a sensor as well? Jacce | Talk | Contributions 07:22, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
No, Chōjūrō isn't a sensor. He actually says, "Although senpai is a sensing type, you were still worried whether help would arrive in time?" (「感知タイプの先輩でもさすがに助けが間に合うか不安でした?」, "Kanchi taipu no senpai demo sasuga ni tasuke ga ma ni au ka fuan deshita?") —ShounenSuki (talk | contribs | translations) 15:10, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
sorry about that
sorry i know now :) —This unsigned comment was made by Raikiri48 (talk • contribs) .
hi ,I cn't open my wikia acnt, when I hv given my password wikia can't accept it,also I can't show my user name in wikia home page.what can I do?18.104.22.168 (talk) 12:21, October 27, 2011 (UTC)Naruto no Kyubi
hello ,I am the old Naruto no Kyubi,since I can't access my old acnt,I hv opened my new accnt.Please help me to how could I post images in Wikia.Naruto no Kyubi1 (talk) 13:35, October 28, 2011 (UTC)Naruto no Kyubi1
My Edo tensei edit
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/23677185/3 here's my proof
3 Favor/Ques.
Hi, bro
First, thankyou for the arabic translate.
Now can i ask you 3 questions, please?
Sorry for disturbing
THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 16:27, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
What? for disturbing you. Oh i'm so sorry THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 17:21, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah I know i just joke, i tricked you hehe.
Ok never mind, here the 3 ques:
1.What happened to Yuuki Onozawa and is he alive? oh, and do you like/love him? i want your opinion.
2.This child [4] a boy or girl and what are the list episodes does this child appears in?
3.This video [5], do you know what the soundtrack name at 0:58?
That's only and i will wait your answers ^_^ .
THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 17:49, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you very very much, but didn't you missed the 2nd ques, the second part? THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 09:13, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
No, no i didn't mean yuuki, i mean the child on the 2nd ques, and sorry for confusing you. THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 11:25, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
No no big bro, the yellow-haired child isn't on the same anime as yuuki, i already know the anime of the yellow-haired child, but i don't know which episodes does he appear in. again, sorry for confusing. THANKYOUSmall brother (talk) 14:33, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
Flying Thunder God Technique
hey, since you have locked Flying Thunder God Technique article, so I cannot add some images, so can you add File:Flying Thunder God Technique2.png, File:Seal For The Flying Thunder God Technique.PNG, File:Minato vs Iwa-nin.png, File:Flying Thunder God Technique3.png in the infobox of the image, also remove the previous image because it doesn't show much about Minato's speed and I think these images will show his speed. akz! (talk | Images) 16:33, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
i am asking u a question
can itachi defeat madara—This unsigned comment was made by Kabutomaru (talk • contribs) .
im hounored thanks (Kabutomaru (talk) 06:48, November 3, 2011 (UTC))
Yin chakra
On the Naruto Uzumaki page I added yin chakra as a nature but it was removed, But I don't understand why because nine-tails chakra mode uses yin chakra + when he trys to make the tailed beast bomb he uses black and white chakra = one of yin or yang white and the other black.—This unsigned comment was made by Visoredkid (talk • contribs) .


text:
The Boy Scouts of America's announcement that it is considering ending its ban on openly gay Scout leaders and members is a move that would honor the organization's values and put the group on a new path.
That would be a welcome change for the Scouts, which had fought all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court for the right to prohibit gays from its ranks.
The Scouts won that case, which was decided in 2000, but the victory cost them dearly. The group found itself owning and defending a hard-fought position that the general public was evolving away from.
Hope was in the air when the group conducted a two-year review of its policy on gays, but that was dashed when just last summer, the BSA said it would continue to bar gays.
At the time, we acknowledged the group's legal right to do so, but said the policy reflected " a dated intolerance."
It seems now, however, that declining membership and pressure from outside institutions are pushing the Scouts once more to considering opening the door to gays. Several major corporations have dropped or postponed donations to the 102-year-old organization over its anti-gay policies.
A statement posted on the Boy Scouts' website said the organization is considering removing the national rule on the sexual orientation of members, and allowing local Scouting branches to make decisions on how to handle the issue.
"The policy change under discussion would allow the religious, civic, or educational organizations that oversee and deliver Scouting to determine how to address this issue," the statement said.
If that policy were to be adopted, it probably wouldn't be an unqualified victory for gay rights since the local affiliates would set policy.
Of the 110,000 BSA units, almost 70 percent are chartered by religious organizations, which had varying responses to the proposed change. Some supported it, but others, including the conservative Southern Baptist Convention, did not.
But such a change still would represent progress.
And we would hope that the same pressures coming to bear on the national organization would encourage local groups to have tolerant attitudes and adopt membership rules that honor the dignity of all people.
The Scouts are proud, and rightfully so, of the organization's values, which spell out how the BSA sees itself as a " melting pot" and makes a point of accepting members "from all walks of life, all types of family units, faiths, and racial and ethnic groups."
We cannot fathom how excluding gays and lesbians from membership or leadership roles could be reconciled with such a noble statement of inclusion.


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Amazing work fellas but there's another task you can add for DLC weapons so they have different reactions in the weapons.meta file <NmShotTuningSet>Automatic</NmShotTuningSet> Controls the "Automatic" Tuning in the physicstask.ymt file so you can make one for revolvers so you can get Red Dead reactions without messing up the other guns reactions05. září 2017
@YeAreGods Appreciate ya just been busy with work but it's almost complete guys09. srpen 2017
@Stiusso In the weapon files the weapons are different when edited in physicstask this is the one for a sniper rifle for example <NmShotTuningSet>Sniper</NmShotTuningSet> I'm basically rewriting these in basic format like in GTA IV
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Silicon Valley's newest CEOs aren't just super rich — they're also coated in Kevlar.
Armed with a special class of voting stock that gives them added power, today's tech CEOs — including Andrew Mason of Groupon, Mark Pincus of Zynga and Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook— are virtually bulletproof when it comes to their critics.
Even the most vulnerable CEOs based on poor share performance are proving immune to investor discontent.
Take Groupon CEO Mason. Investors sent shares down as much as 10 percent yesterday when they learned that he was staying on despite an 85 percent plunge in the stock price since the company went public a year ago.
Signs that at least one director was lobbying for change at a regular board meeting on Thursday raised hopes that Mason would be replaced by a more seasoned exec.
Then reality set in, sending the shares down 8.7 percent, to close at $4.14 yesterday.
"Mason will be almost impossible to remove despite his terrible performance," said Sam Hamadeh, CEO of PrivCo, an investment research firm.
Corporate governance experts said Groupon's ownership structure solidifies power in the hands of Mason and his co-founders, Eric Lefkofsky and Brad Keywell.
The three own less than half of Zynga's shares, but because they have super-voting powers, they control 50 percent of the votes.
That type of corporate structure hass been put in place by a number of Groupon's peers to ensure that founders keep power long after their startups go public.
Zynga CEO Pincus also holds a special class of shares. He, too, has come under fire for his management as Zynga struggles to migrate its popular desktop games to mobile devices.
Yesterday, Zynga Vice President Roy Sehgal and Steve Schreck, a general manager, became the latest execs to head for the door in the wake of Zynga's sagging stock price.
Perhaps no one has more dictatorial power than Facebook's Zuckerberg, whose undisputed control over the company drew criticism even before it went public in May.
At Groupon, Mason defended his position, saying he remained the right person to lead the company. "If I ever thought I wasn't the right guy for the job, I would fire myself," he told Business Insider's Ignition conference in New York.
Ultimately, it seems Mason and his partners are the only ones who can force change.
The tech world is used to running up against founders who won't relinquish power. Microsoft's bid to buy Yahoo! for $45 billion — more than twice what the company is worth today — was blocked by Yahoo! co-founder Jerry Yang, much to the dismay of shareholders. Still, Yang's grip wasn't nearly as tight as what the newest tech CEOs have engineered.
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Appeal brought on 18 September 2019 by Italmobiliare SpA and Others against the judgment of the General Court (Seventh Chamber) delivered on 11 July 2019 in Case T-523/15 Italmobiliare SpA and Others v Commission
(Case C-694/19P)
Language of the case: Italian
Appellants: Italmobiliare SpA, Sirap-Gema SpA, Sirap France SAS, Petruzalek GmbH, Petruzalek Kft., Petruzalek sro, Petruzalek sro (represented by: F. Moretti, avvocatessa)
Other party to the proceedings: European Commission
Form of order sought
The appellants claim that the Court should:
set aside the judgment of the General Court in full or in part and, consequently, cancel or reduce the fines imposed on the appellants; or
in the alternative, redetermine the fines, in the exercise of its unlimited jurisdiction, with all the consequences that that may have on the validity of the decision.
In any event, order the Commission to pay the costs of the present proceedings and of those at first instance.
Pleas in law and main arguments
In support of the action, the appellants rely on four grounds of appeal.
First ground of appeal: infringement of Article 101 TFEU, misapplication or failure to apply the relevant case-law principles relating to the presumption of parental liability, misuse of power, failure to state reasons, infringement of fundamental rights by the General Court in relation to the attribution of liability to Italmobiliare for the alleged misconduct. The appellants claim in particular that, in any event, such an application of the presumption infringes the principle of legal certainty, the principle that penalties must be specific to the offender and the principle of presumption of innocence laid down in Article 6(2) and Article 7 of the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR) and Articles 48 and 49 of the Charter of Fundamental Rights of the European Union, the right to property laid down in Article 1 of the Additional Protocol to the ECHR, Article 14 of the ECHR and Articles 17 and 21 of the Nice Charter, as well as the principles of non-discrimination and equal treatment.
Second ground of appeal: infringement and/or misinterpretation and misapplication of the Leniency Notice by the General Court; unlawful grant of immunity to another undertaking and existence of the appellants' direct interest in its annulment.
Third ground of appeal: infringement of law and/or infringement of essential procedural requirements by the General Court in that it wrongly considered the fines to be proportionate and adequate.
Fourth ground of appeal: the appellants ask the Court of Justice to exercise its unlimited jurisdiction in accordance with Article 31 of Regulation No 1/2003 1 and redetermine the fines with all the consequences that that may have on the decision.


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Morning Musume
"Once, my top lip was so swollen they had to tuck it in and superglue it to my gums so the fans could understand my Engrish..."
"Alright! Asian chicks! Giggity-giggity!"
"It just started as 5 left overs from a vocalist audition, I didn't know they'd be this successful"
- 1 Morning Musume
- 1.1 The Sex!Project Begins
- 1.2 First Time(If BJ's don't count) Era
- 1.3 Morning After Era
- 1.4 3some Paradise Era
- 1.5 4th Child-Birth Era
- 1.6 No. 5 (Counting Backwards in the Kama-Sutra) Era
- 1.7 Loved Me 6 Times (In One Night) Era
- 1.8 Rainbow 7 (Gay Pride Edition) Era
- 1.9 8 HOURS OF SEX Era
- 1.10 Platinum 9 Dildo Era
- 1.11 10 My Muff Era
- 1.12 More to come
- 1.13 Other Information Not Yet Categorized
- 1.14 Singles and Albums Not Yet Mentioned
Morning Musume[edit]
Morning Musume(モーニング娘。, Mōningu Musume) is the lead group of Tsunku's Sex!Project. In the dark ages before the line separating the sex and music industries was non-existent, this army of big eyed Japanese lesbians, sometimes referred to as the common pedophile's wet dream, terrorized the oricon charts as well as several popular Japanese television programs. Because of their subtlety(compared to the overpowering sexuality of the j-artists of today, anyway), the group was able to climb the charts and gradually contribute to the all-consuming melodic orgy that is modern day j-pop. In the World War II era, Kamikaze pilots thought that once they had died for their cause, Buddha would award them with eternal heaven and 1,000 virgins. Later scholars realized these scripts were misinterpreted and it was determined that it was referring to the combined 37 generations of Morning Musume.
The Sex!Project Begins[edit]
The original incarnation of Morning Musume, beginning back in the year 1904, started with six young girls (Michiyo Heike, Yuko Nakazawa, Natsumi Abe, Kaori Iida, Asuka Fukuda, and Aya Ishiguro) being torn from their families, with the false promise that they would be made into geisha, and were instead forced into a beauty contest led by Tsunku, with the winner receiving fame and fortune as a j-pop starlet.
After Michiyo beat them to a life of luxury, the five remaining girls were cursed to a life of sex and drug addiction. To escape being thrown on the streets and of course, to earn money, they were challenged to sell themselves to at least 50,000 people in five days. They did it in four. Due to their success, they were granted a record deal and their whoring was later covered up and portrayed through the media as a challenge to sell 50,000 copies of their single We Love Seed.
First Time(If BJ's don't count) Era[edit]
After their true debut single, Morning Glory, three more girls (Kei Yasuda, Mari Yaguchi, and Sayaka Ichii) were kidnapped and forced into Tsunku's twisted world of bubblegum pop and sexploitation, and here on began a series of additions and "graduations" (or in other words when the girls brought up enough courage to come clean with their story-they were allowed to leave the brothel with an out of court settlement) some did not want to leave and were okay with becoming solo artists/hookers or joining other units of groups such as Solvent Gumi and Heroin Gumi, Coccainpopo, Ecchimoni, Skinnymoni and Pedomoni. Tsunku also created other Sex!Project groups such as Cathouse Musume, Busting Nuts Musume, Hooter Kinenbi, T and A Bomber, Berryz Sexshop, *W-hore as well as those by former Morning Musume members such as 2-Way, Li-bi-do, Nympho Natsumi, and Gropmattou. But we're getting ahead of ourselves.....
With the total number of girls an even eight, Tsunku quickly herded them into the studio, which was more like a veal farm with recording equipment. Several members of PETA once attempted to make a documentary of the twisted, inhumane recording process, but were denied access to the studio. They decided not to persist and instead turned their focus to splashing red paint on Ayumi Hamasaki's fur coat shortly after she finished shooting the video for Bold & Delicious (They were never seen again afterwards, believed to have been devoured whole by the insane, mousy-voiced diva.)
With the release of their single Red Light District came the simultaneous sexual releases of millions of perverted Japanese businessmen who bought the single just for the CD booklet, which displayed the eight girls in different positions, including on top of each other.
Kleenex sales in Japan more than doubled with the release of their first album First Time(If BJ's Don't Count), Whose tracks included GOOD PORKING Yume no Fuck We Love Seed, Morning Glory, and Red Light District among others.
Morning After Era[edit]
Daite: Hold it in me! and Memory: Less from Being Beaten was their next two singles and was sadly the last for member Asuka Fukuda, who was unable to stop crying during a photoshoot (distraught over the fact that she and the 4 previous girls had to pose nude for the CD cover of We Love Seed) and was led back to Tsunku's office. None of the girls ever saw her again. Though Tsunku states she simply "quit to focus on her studies" there are many who fear Asuka Fukuda met a far more tragic fate, some believe at the hands of Tsunku himself.
A Rape in Broad Daylight in Midsummer was released shortly after Fukuda's mysterious disappearance, followed by FURA-TSUNKU. This created a tsunami of jizz that inundate Tokyo, caused by all the salary men of Japan when they simultaneously fapped to the hypnotic music. Morning After, their second album, was finally released with the cover featuring the girls swimming in the same jizz created by all the salary men. It featured Daite: Hold it in me!, Memory Less from Being Beaten, A Rape in Broad Daylight in Midsummer, FURA-TSUNKU and others.
3some Paradise Era[edit]
Getting on the Kuu's Bad Side[edit]
Many releases(Both musical and sexual) later, Tsunku held another "talent search" for the third generation. Japan bitch demon goddess Koda Kumi (who had been roused from her thousand years of dormancy in Mount Fuji by the massive sexual energy generated by the girls' whoring) and one other girl entered the "contest" (He'd plan to put the winner to sleep with ether, drag her lifeless to his van, bound and gag the poor victim, and drive her to the veal farm..er..studio). Unfortunately, Kumi's sluttiness and sexuality is too overpowering for the group(Tsunku originally meant for the girl's lewdness to be downplayed to an extent), and she was rejected in favor of Maki Goto.
Kumi was quoted as saying, "You'll see! You'll all see! You little bitches aren't gonna be on top forever, and when you take the fall, I'm going to single-handedly bring sexy back to j-pop!"
Goto responded, saying "Good luck finding a hand that isn't already giving a handjob..."
In response to this, it is rumored that Kumi cursed Goto so that she would forever remain in Kumi's shadow, forever striving to be sexier, forever failing, and then cackled, disappearing with a puff of black smoke. Goto denies the rumors, of course.
Breaking in the Gocchin[edit]
The next single (and Maki Goto's first) was TSUNKU MACHINE, which stood at #1 on the Oricon Chart. Sadly, it was also the last song for Aya Ishiguro, who graduated for Morning Musume and Sex!Project (came clean), only to be doomed to marry J-rocker Shinya Yamada (her name is now Aya Yamada), being a stepford housewife, making babies, designing clothes, and writing books complaining how she made the mistake of leaving Morning Musume (and Sex!Project), just to get knocked up by a J-rocker and shoddy parenting.
Shortly after, 3some Paradise was released, featuring TSUNKU MACHINE (which is Aya's last song), Right After The Anal, and the hit single Perverts Love Our Site.
4th Child-Birth Era[edit]
After the release of their 3rd album 3some Paradise, Tsunku abducted four more girls, which included a set of lesbians, and two lolis, (Hitomi Yoshizawa, Rika Ishikawa, Ai Kago, and Nozomi Tsuji) as filler for his Sex!Project, bringing up the total to 11. It wasn't easy, since it required all four members Sharam Q (including Tsunku himself) to drag Yoshizawa kicking and screaming to the back of the minivan. After the release of Horny Tsunku Bedding, Sayaka Ichii somehow later escaped captivity through the air conditioning ducts and later joined an resistance J-pop group CUBIC-CROSS. He then quelled Sayaka's uprising and CUBIC-CROSS broke up a year after her escape. Shortly after, Fuck Suru no Da! was released, followed by I Wank.
Bye Bye to Yuuchan[edit]
After the release of her last single with Morning Musume, the 1970s porn music styled More Engrish 21, the leader (actually, head prostitute) Yuko Nakazawa "graduated" from Morning Musume and has now gone solo (both as a J-pop artist and a hooker), as well as the new leader of Sex!Project after Michiyo left. Kaori Iida and Kei Yasuda jointly became the
head mistresses leaders. Nakazawa still remains with Sex!Project untill the MILF Club escape, making singles such as GET ALONG WITH YOU(in bed), The Salaryman's Wife, Tokyo Blowjob, DO MY BEST(to pleasure him), Gently Fondling, Husband(What I'll Never Have), etc.
The Grokkies[edit]
Tsunku felt the need to expand Morning Musume (and his now famous brothel), so 200 days and the release of the successful 12th single, The Penisu!, later, he lured four more hapless victims (Ai Takahashi, Asami Konno, Makoto Ogawa, and Risa Niigaki) into his makeshift studio\brothel. Now numbering 13, they was then forced to record 'Mr Tsunku ~Ai no Big Cock~', with Hitomi Yoshizawa, Maki Goto, and Natsumi Abe having gender-bending roles in the song.
Soon after the release of We Survived The Beating which stood at #1 on the Oricon charts for eight days straight, their 4th album, 4th Child-Birth, was finally released, which featured the previous song, plus The Penisu!, Mr Tsunku ~Ai no Big Cock~, More Engrish 21, and others.
No. 5 (Counting Backwards in the Kama-Sutra) Era[edit]
Soon after the release of their 15th single, Do me! Now, Maki Goto "graduated" from Morning Musume in 2002, only to remain in Sex!Project for another five years. As a Sex!Project soloist hooker, she churned out singles such as Uwasa no SEXY PIMP, I Want to Hold Your Cock And Wank, SOME BOYS! GROPE, Yaruki! I'm Easy, Daite yo! Please Do Me, and Glass no Dildo. In the meantime, Morning Musume released three new singles, Cock ni Arousal, Morning Musume Hot-Horny Orgy Island, and Yes Porking Girls, which was supposed to be a promotional song for some dildo-shaped biscuit candy.
Shortly after, their 5th album, No. 5 (Counting Backwards in the Kama-Sutra), was released, witch feature such song as Do me! Now, Cock ni Arousal and Yes Porking Girls. To replace Goto, Tsunku soon kidnapped three more girls (Eri Kamei, Sayumi Michishige, and Reina Tanaka). He also added one of his solo hookers, Miki Fujimoto, to the group, bringing the total up to 16.
Loved Me 6 Times (In One Night) Era[edit]
After the addition of the 6th Generation, Kei Yasuda "graduated" from Morning Musume some time after the release of her last two singles, Cock ni Arousal and AS FOR ONE GAY (Pride Edition), and Tsunku made Kaori Iida a full time
headmistress leader. While Tsunku says it's because Yasuda wanted to start a solo career, many think it was because she was too ugly, and after 5 years, Tsunku got tired of looking at her. Yasuda is still in Sex!Project, however, untill the MILF Club escape. The next single (and first for the 6th generation members) is Soap Sex, debuted at no. 2 on the Oricon charts.
A few months later, after the release of her last two singles with Morning Musume, Go Girl ~Tsunku no Victory~ and Molestation: IT'S ALRIGHT!, Natsumi Abe "graduated", and left Kaori Iida as the last remaining original member. Abe is still in Sex!Project as a successful solo hooker untill the MILF Club escape, putting out singles such as 22sai no Kogal, Koi no Pussy, Sweet Honeypot, and Koi no Telephone SEX. In August, after the release of their two last singles with Morning Musume, Tsunku ~My Dear Pimp~ and The Story of Orgasmic Girls, Ai Kago and Nozomi Tsuji "graduated" and formed a new Sex!Project lesbian duo, called W, which became famous for songs such as Koi no Vagina, Lesbokiss, Koi no Fuck, Lust no Imi o Oshiete, and Miss Love Titties. Kago has since been fired from Sex!Project for smoking, but some say it was for infecting Tsuji with a nasty case of syphilis. She is now trying to become an
pornstar actress, and Tsuji (who is still in Sex!Project untill the MILF Club escape) got herself knocked up by Ultraman.
After the release of their 24th single, Tears That Won't Stop(after the bad touch), their 6th album, Loved Me 6 Times (In One Night), was released. it featured songs such as Tears That Won't Stop(after the bad touch), Tsunku ~MY DEAR PIMP~ and The Story of Orgasmic Girls.
Rainbow 7 (Gay Pride Edition) Era[edit]
After nearly 8 years, and the release of her last single, The Manjuice!!!, Kaori Iida "graduated" from Morning Musume, and Mari Yaguchi replaced her as the group's leader, although she would resign soon after, when she was caught dating, which is against Morning Musume's rules (They're not allowed to actually fall in love with their johns) and Tsunku made Hitomi Yoshizawa the new leader (head prostitute) but not before their twenty-sixth (and last for Yaguchi and Rika Ishikawa) single, Osaka Lovely Orgy. Untill the MILF Club escape, Yaguchi still participates in Sex!Project events, although she is known for making a fast getaway when Tsunku is in a 50m radius. Iida, too, is still in Sex!Project, untill the MILF Club escape, only to get knocked up by a member of one of Tsunku's male groups, 7House.
A few days later, Tsunku raided a middle school, and kidnapped one of the most talented singers ever, Koharu Kusumi to replace Rika Ishikawa who "graduated" just 6 days later. Ishikawa still remains in Sex!Project untill the MILF Club escape, forming a threesome lesbian group called V-u-den, with Erika Miyoshi and Yui Okada. For four years the three have recored songs such as Jizz no Nukegara, All By Myself (With a Dildo), Man Cream to My Pudding, Busty Girl Paradise, and their final song, Nanni mo Iwazu ni I LOVE TO FUCK YOU.
Weeks later Morning Musume released their twenty-sixth (and first for Kusumi) single, Sexy Impotence, which stood at number 2 on the Oricon charts for the first week, followed by Sexual Intuition 2 ~The Penis We Let Slip Was Huge~. Their 7th album, Rainbow 7 (Gay Pride Edition) was released. It featured The Manjuice!!!, Osaka lovely orgy, Sexy Impotence and Sexual Intuition 2 ~The Penis We Let Slip Was Huge~, as well as their 3rd version of The Story of Orgasmic Girls.
8 HOURS OF SEX Era[edit]
In January, Tsunku made Kanna Arihara, the only lesbian Sex!Pro Egg, the newest member of his team, who later escaped. The following summer, after the release of their last two singles, SEXY GIRLS ~Bishoujo no JAILBEITO~ and Fellatio! ~FELLATIO IS GOOD!~, Asami Konno and Makoto Ogawa "graduated" from Morning Musume and Sex!Project to enter college. Unfortunately for Konno, she was tracked down, and dragged back to Sex!Project. Ogawa supposedly has plans of returning, although really, she told that she had moved to Jupiter, and changed her name to Oscar Wilde.
However, after hours of getting slapped and raped by Tsunku and fellow members of Sharam Q, Konno reviled that Ogawa moved to New Zealand with no intentions of coming back, and that the move to Jupiter was a clever ruse. He then send his two fellow members, Hatake and Taisei, there to search for her. And after two years of staking out and talking to people, the two snatched Ogawa on her way to class and forced her on a plane back to Japan where she was forced back to Sex!Project.
In the winter, shortly after the release of SEXY GIRLS ~Bishoujo no JAILBEITO~, a search for new members was started. Tsunku promised fans that more than one girl would be chosen this time. On December 10, Tsunku once again, raided a middle school, and kidnapped Aika Mitsui. We're Going To Be NUDE~YES!~ was released shortly afterwards, followed by Wanking Along (To All Our Videos). Little known to the angry fans who were promised more than one new members, Tsunku dispatched his fellow Sharam Q members to China, where they would abduct two unsuspecting girls, Li Chun and Qian Lin. To hide their whereabouts from the Chinese government, Tsunku change their names to Junjun and Linlin.
Later, after the realease of her last single, Enjo Kosai Twilight, Hitomi Yoshizawa "graduated" from Morning Musume, and Miki Fujimoto was named leader. 28 day later, Fujimoto was forced to resign as leader because, like Mari Yaguchi, she too was caught dating (she got all kinds of bad advice from Yaguchi), and Ai Takahashi was named leader. Both Yoshizawa and Fujimoto are still in Sex!Project untill the MILF Club escape, with Yoshizawa the captain of the Sex!Project soccer team, the Gatas Brilhantes S.P., and Fujimoto forming a xxx homoerotic lesbian duo, GAM (Gay Aya and Miki), with another existing Sex!Project solo hooker, Aya Matsuura.
In March of 2007, their 8th album, 8 HOURS OF SEX, was released. It featured songs such as We're Going To Be NUDE~YES!~, Wanking Along (To All Our Videos), Fellatio! ~FELLATIO IS GOOD!~, and SEXY GIRLS ~Bishoujo no JAILBEITO~.
Platinum 9 Dildo Era[edit]
Escape of the MILF Club[edit]
Some time after the release of Morning Musume's 37th single, Pussy Keibu, Tsunku came to the conclusion that all 21 MILF Club members where getting too old to turn tricks anymore and begin getting married and having kids. Therefore they was no longer profitable as both prostitutes and singers. Rather that to let them loose where they can reveal the location of his brothel to the police, Tsunku plans to have them all executed. However, his plans was foiled when Yuko Nakazawa found escape plans hidden in Maki Goto's floor mat. In the early morning hours of February 1, 2009, the MILF Club members escaped the brothel by crawling through air ducts and onto the roof, where Hitomi Yoshizawa and Asami Konno took out a one of the guards. then they all climbed down the building to ground level, where they escaped in vans driven by Nozomi Tsuji's and Kaori Iida's husbands.
Shortly after sunrise, one of Tsunku's henchmen entered the bedroom the girls are all sharing, only to find out that the MILF Club members are missing. Tsunku then made a deal with them, promising not to force them to prostitute anymore and to not harm the remaining Sex!Project members if they don't go to the police. He then made Ai Takahashi the new leader of Sex!Project.
I Might Cum-Oh! was released a month after the MILF Club escape. A month after that, Morning Musume's ninth album, Platinum 9 Dildo was released witch features Resonant Moan, I Might Cum-Oh!, Onna ni Lust Are, Chikan, and Enjo Kosai Twilight.
10 My Muff Era[edit]
More to come[edit]
- Request for a Berryz Sexshop article*
Other Information Not Yet Categorized[edit]
In April 1972 the group began broadcasting pornography to help Japanese working men with their Morning Glory, the show was thus titled Sex!Sex with the famous S!P ;) (Sex!Project [Wink]) as it's logo. This further increased risk of sexually transmitted diseases and the girls popularity. By this time they had also given birth to numerous sons (who were sent to Johnny's Entertainment) and daughters who were all born to Tsunku and forced to live the same life as their mothers forming such groups as Sex!Project Kids, B-ait, and Cherryz Popping.
A massive amount of merchandise was through special photo books, pornographic calendars/posters/playing cards not to mention the Reina Tanaka love doll and the famous undressing Maki Goto fountain pen which was strictly limited to one copy, currently owned by Kim Jong Il in his private collection along with Kwon BoA.
Singles and Albums Not Yet Mentioned[edit]
From First Time(If BJs Don't Count):
- Yume no Fuck
- We Love Seed
- Morning Glory
- Red Light District
- Door to the Pearly Gate
From Morning After album:
- Memory Less from Being Beaten
- Never Forget (the Johns)
- Stripclub Spotlight
- Who's Your Daddy?
- Sex Toys
- Daite: BONE ON ME
- Suki De Penisu x5
- Otome no Private Parts
- Ah Oooo Oh Ah Ohhh!!
- Perverts Love Our Site (hidden track)
From 3some Paradise album:
- Perverts Love Our Site
- Right After The Anal
- Fuck Suru No Da!
- Harajuku Love Hotel 6:00 Shuugou" (Meeting at Harajuku Love Hotel at 6:00)
- Why (You Came On My Face)
- ... I love (to fuck) you!
From Best! Sex Ever Vol. 1 album:
- Daite Hold it in me!
- Miserable Summer Compensated Dating
- Say Yeah! ~Motto Sexual Intercourse Night~
- A rape in broad daylight in midsummer
- Fuck Suru no Da!
From 4th Child-Birth album:
- The Penisu!
- Mr Tsunku ~Ai no Big Cock~
- We Survived The Beating
- More Engrish 21
- The two on the train (having sex)
- Sex Partner
- I Wank
- Hajimete no Rock Concert Groping
From No. 5(Counting Backwards in the Kama-Sutra) album:
- Horny Tsunku Bedding
- Cock ni Arousal
- Do me! Now
- Yes Porking Girls
- Sugoi Seikou
From Best! Sex Ever Vol. 2(Ok so I was wrong..) album:
- Morning Musume Hot-Horny Orgy Island
- Soap Sex
- AS FOR ONE GAY(Pride Edition)
- Molestation: IT'S ALRIGHT!
- Go Girl ~Tsunku no Victory~
From Loved Me 6 Times (In One Night) album:
- Tears That Won't Stop(after the bad touch)
- Tsunku ~MY DEAR PIMP~
- Urine Iru to Semen Tea
- Help!! He's Beating Me!!
- Seikouyoku (Sexual desire)
- Libido ~Sex At Times~
- Orgasm
- The Story of Orgasmic Girls 2
From Rainbow 7 (Gay Pride Edition) album:
- Osaka lovely orgy
- Rainbow Pink Thingie
- Sexy Impotence
- Sexual Intuition 2 ~The Penis We Let Slip Was Huge~
- The Story of Moaning Girls
From 8 HOURS OF SEX album
- We're Going To Be NUDE~YES!~
- Wanking Along (To All Our Videos)
- Fellatio! ~FELLATIO IS GOOD!~
- SEXY GIRLS ~Bishoujo no JAILBEITO~
From Platinum 9 Dildo album
- Resonant Moan
- Enjo Kosai Twilight
- I Might Cum-Oh!
- Onna ni Lust Are
- Chikan
From 10 My Muff album
- Eroguro Princess
- Why Slutty Women Stand Out
- Pimp Ren'ai
- Helpless Man Chaser
- Seishun Erection
From All of Coccainpopo album
- Muff
- Lust Kiss
- Coccainpopo
- Otome Penis ni Kando
From Zenbu Pedomoni album
- Puritti Shitti X'Mas!
- BABY! Koi ni KNOCK UP!
Heroin Gumi[edit]
- Ai no Sono ~Touch My Breasts!~


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