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As Ka'Deem Carey prepares to defend his 2012 rushing title, he'll have one less off-field situation lingering over his shoulder.
According to the Arizona Daily Star, all charges related to a domestic violence incident involving the Arizona running back and his pregnant girlfriend have been dropped. In December, Carey was charged with misdemeanor assault and disorderly conduct as well as being slapped with an order of protection.
"A key witness for the prosecution is unavailable , and even if the witness were available, there is no substantial likelihood that a judge would convict Mr. Carey," a statement from the city of Tucson read in explaining the charges being dropped.
Carey, who participated in spring practice this year, led the nation in rushing in 2012 with a school-record 1,929 yards. His 23 touchdowns were also a school record.

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Fwank blazed trails for LGBTQXYZ members of Congress
Sad news swept the lavender side of the blogosphere this week after Bawney Fwank–America's only left-handed, gay, Jewish congressman–announced that he will not seek reelection. After sixteen terms, the affable representative from Newton is calling it quits, citing drastic geographical changes to his district as the reason.
Fwank was one of the nation's first openly gay congressmen, and as such he spent most of his career under siege by the forces of intolerance. I chronicled some of his "scandals" in a previous post, so I'll just briefly summarize them here. Let's just say that his boyfriends keep getting him in trouble.
1. Rep. Fwank sought out male prostitute Steven Gobie in the pages of DC's most famous gay newspaper, The Washington Blade. He paid the male prostitute eighty dollars for sex, then had Gobie move in with him because he felt a lot of sympathy for the troubled gigolo, and certainly not because he wanted a younger man with a "hot bottom" to service him after long days on Capitol Hill. As it turns out, Gobie continued to run his prostitution ring out of Bawney's apartment, completely unbeknownst to Mr. Fwank! He was blindsided when he learned that his apartment was being used as a homosexual brothel. The lying, ungrateful Steven Gobie insists that Bawney knew everything, which is just silly.
"He knew exactly what I was doing. It was pretty obvious. If he had to come home early [from work], he would call home to be sure the coast was clear . . . . He was living vicariously through me. He said it was kind of a thrill, and if he had been 20 years younger he might be doing the same thing."
2. Congressman Fwank later wrote letters on Gobie's behalf to the help him get out of a slew of parking tickets. He used his official letterhead to testify to Gobie's good character. He also wrote to the Virginia probation authorities, asking them to take it easy on his boyfriend. Gobie had been found guilty of possession of cocaine, oral sodomy in public, and production of obscene material involving a minor. Big whoop. So he snorts coke, sucks cock in public places, and makes kiddie porn as a hobby. That describes half the gay men I know.
3. And besides all of that, Fwank oversaw the Fannie and Freddie crisis, which was all George Bush's fault. And Tom DeLay's. Besides the fact that he had appointed his boyfriend, Herb Moses, to oversee the corporation and then blocked any effort to investigate the clusterfuck of epic proportions, Fwank got to write the financial reform bill that fixed the situation. Everything's fixed now, m'kay? You can thank him later.
By my count, there have been twelve openly gay members of Congress. Some of them only became open about it when they were caught piddling the pages or whatever, but hey I'm just glad that they're out. I know what it's like to live a lie. No one should have to do it. Let's take a look at some prominent cock-smugglers on Capitol Hill.
Rep. Robert Bauman (R-Maryland)
Bob Bauman was a conservative Republican who was caught soliciting sex from a sixteen year old male prostitute in 1980. Shame on him! Not for soliciting sex from a sixteen year old male prostitute, of course. Who hasn't done that? Shame on him for being a conservative Republican. He's a HYPOCRITE and that's the worst thing you can possibly be. There is nothing wrong with soliciting sex from sixteen year old male prostitutes. There's something wrong with speaking out against "immorality".
He later copped to being an alcoholic and went to court-ordered treatment for his addiction. So apparently he checked into rehab just to get out of trouble, which everybody seems to be doing these days. After he completed his course on alcoholism, he was let go without any punishment but unfortunately lost the 1980 election. Oddly enough, the homophobic voters of his district didn't like a peter puffer representing them in congress, or at least not a peter puffer who paid children for sex.
Robert Bauman letter wrote a non-fiction book, "The Gentleman from Maryland: The Conscience of a Gay Conservative".
Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho)
Craig denies to this day that he's a cum guzzler but no one in their right mind believes him. As you may remember, Craig was arrested in men's bathroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport by an undercover vice detective, Sgt. Dave Karsnia, who had no idea at the time that the guy who fell into his trap was a US Senator. The spot was well known for cruising–that is, homosexual men knew that this was the place to go for some anonymous sex in the stall. The detective had only been sitting in the stall for thirteen minutes when along came Craig who, according to Karsnia, started creeping around, attempting to gaze into the crack of the door. He then chose the stall to the detective's left. The detective's police report describes the incident:
"At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. … The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area. Craig then proceeded to swipe his left hand under the stall divider several times, with the palm of his hand facing upward."
Ha! He knows all the signals. Sounds like he's done this before. I know a few spots on the Cape where Mr. Craig would have a ball.
So then the cop flashed his badge under the stall. He ordered Craig out of the men's room and had him arrested. Craig initially declined to cooperate, asking again to see the detective's badge. After his arrest, Craig presented the detective with a business card identifying himself as a US Senator as some kind of get out of jail free card. Craig said that he was worried about missing his flight.
Of course, Senator Craig has vehemently denied that he's gay or that he cruises for sexual trysts in the bathrooms of airports. He's not into that, supposedly. Unfortunately for the senator, other men keep coming forward and confessing to sexual encounters with him. One man recalls giving Craig a hummer in a bathroom stall at Washington's Union Station. Another man claims that Craig tried the old waving-the-hand-under-the-stall trick with him at the Denver airport.
Eight gay men later came forward and claimed to have had sex with Craig or been propositioned by Craig. One of them, Mike Jones, was a male prostitute–the same male prostitute who got Ted Haggard in so much trouble. Mr. Jones claims that Senator Craig paid him for his services. Another was a College Republican at a gathering of Republicans in Coeur D'Alene when he met Craig in 1981. He says that Craig propositioned him.
Oddly enough, Senator Craig was also a congressman when the Congressional page scandal broke in 1982. Although no one had accused Craig of any monkey business with the pages, his office issued a denial. Kind of like a guilty conscience.
It wasn't me! I didn't do it!
Rep. Mark Foley (R-Florida)
We first learned of Foley's sexual orientation after it was discovered that he was writing illicit emails and instant messages to congressional pages. Oddly enough, he resigned over the whole scandal, then came out of the closet.
I must say, I was perplexed about the whole thing for days. My own congressman, Rep. Gerry Studds was caught plying the male pages with booze and then buttfucking them and he didn't step down. Hell no. He stuck it out for another six terms! The people of our district resoundingly voted for him time and time again. So why would a congressman resign over such a small peccadillo as dirty IM's to sixteen year old boys?
And then it came to me–he's a Republican! I was immediately up in arms over the whole thing. This Foley character is a sick-o! Now, granted Foley wasn't the most conservative of all Republicans. He was pro-choice, he voted against an amendment that would have narrowly defined marriage as between one man and one woman, he voted for gay adoptions in Washington, DC, and he was endorsed by the Log Cabin Republicans. But he still had an "R" after his name.
In one message, Foley asked the page how long his penis was. When he said it was seven and a half inches, Foley responded:
"Get a ruler and measure it for me."
After resigning, he returned to Florida, divorced his wife, and took a male lover. Again, I'm perplexed. This guy can't really be gay because he's a pedophile and pedophiles are definitely not gay. But then I realized that he only sent dirty IM's to children while he was in the District of Columbia, and the age of consent in DC is sixteen, which makes the pages fair game for anal sex and propositions thereto. In Florida, he never touches the boys because the age of consent in Florida is eighteen, not sixteen. He never even feels attracted to sixteen year old boys when he's in Florida, only when he's in DC. So he's a gay man there too. Heaven knows that gay men never sink their schlongs into anything under the legal age. If they did, they're automatically kicked out of the gay club.
Rep. Jon Hinson (R-Mississippi)
Jon Hinson was first arrested before he was a congressman at Arlington National Cemetery for committing an obscene act. The whole thing was much ado about nothing. All he did was flash an undercover cop at the Iwo Jima Memorial. He's a dickwaiver, so what? Obviously, he was just being himself. I bet he was just born that way. After all, if being a dickwaver was a choice, who in their right mind would choose it? No one. Exactly. So it's not a choice. When he pulled out his dick at a sacred memorial and waved it at an undercover police officer he was being true to himself. He later blamed it on alcoholism, which seems to be the catch-all excuse for all sorts of perversions. Good for him.
Hinson managed to keep his arrest a secret while running for office in Mississippi, which as we all know, is a very backwards state so steeped in Christian intolerance that it would never elect a sexual deviant to Congress. Being a dickwaiver is perilous enough, but being a homosexual dickwaiver is even worse. It must be hard living in such a restrictive environment.
Congressman Hinson's political career came crashing down in 1981 when he was caught in the men's room with a male librarian from the Library of Congress. Yeah, he was gargling balls. Well, I can't say for sure who was gargling whose balls, but it sounds like a lot of fun. Hook-ups in the men's bathrooms are pretty common in the gay subculture. Just take a ride around Provincetown and drop by the public men's washrooms. I guarantee you'll find glory holes in half the stalls! I should know, I drilled a good number of them. Seriously though, visit any gay website and you'll find message boards that post details of when and where to go if you'd like some anonymous bathroom stall blowjobs. Hinson just happened to very knowledgeable about the bathroom stall scene on capitol hill.
Hinson later became a gay rights warrior, fighting for homos in the military. We know how much he respects and honors the military. That's why he chose a veterans' memorial to expose himself. I'm glad Hinson was on our side because he's exactly the type of guy we need in the movement–a dick-waiving former congressman who resigned after hooking up with another dude in a Capitol Hill men's room.
Oh yeah, and he died of AIDS. I wonder how he contracted that?
Rep. Jim Kolbe (R-Arizona)
Kolbe's only crime is copious concern for the youngsters on the House floor. Yes, Congressman Kolby adores congressional pages, the male ones in particular. And for that, he was shamed into retirement.
The Arizona congressman is known to have taken a personal interest in the pages, mentoring them, and even throwing parties for them at his Washington home. Supervisors of the page program described Rep. Kolbe as a "problem member" because he spent an inordinate amount of time with pages, taking them to dinner and sporting events during their off time. Another "problem member" was Kolbe's friend, Mark Foley. Kolbe also extended to some of the pages a standing invitation to stay overnight in his home if they were ever in the Washington area. He really cares about kids, okay?
A former page who spoke on condition of anonymity complained to the House ethics committee that he was "uncomfortable with a particular social encounter" that happened while they were alone and involved physical contact. Kolbe denied wrongdoing.
Kolbe may best be remembered for his camping trips he took with his staff and pages. On one such trip down the Grand Canyon in 1996, Kolbe appeared to be showering one seventeen year old former page with attention. One participant said he was "creeped out by it" [Foley's attention to the former page]. He also said that there was "fawning, petting and touching" on the teenager's arms, shoulders and back by Kolbe.
But don't worry! The lucky kid in question–the object of the congressman's petting–said that he had "a blast" on the trip. I would have had a blast too! I can only imagine how exciting it must be for a young man to spend a whole week in the wilderness with an older gay man who keeps touching him. I bet Kolbe even visited the boy in his tent. Just innocent fun, of course. The page in question didn't elaborate much on that.
"I don't want to get into the details. I just don't want to get into this… because I might possibly be considered for a job in the administration."
I know Kolbe didn't do anything inappropriate while he was on a camping trip because Kolbe is gay. But if this guy Kolbe was piddling a seventeen year old on a camping trip in Arizona, that would be child molesting because Arizonans are a bunch of prudes and they set their age of consent at eighteen. Considering the fact that Kolbe is gay, and certainly not a child molester, it would be a physical impossibility for him to get off on boning a seventeen year old. At least in Arizona.
Kolbe was later accused of knowing all about his good friend Mark Foley's indecent instant messaging as far back as 2000. Kolbe claims that he reported the messages and then left it alone, satisfied that it had been resolved. And I believe him. Sadly, he resigned at the same time as Foley.
Rep. Gerry Studds (D-Massachusetts)
I am pleased to say that this gentleman was my congressman for many years. I voted for him every time I saw his name on the ballot and I displayed his campaign sign on my lawn proudly. I think I may have had a hook-up with him in the sand dunes down by the beach, although it may have been a guy who just happened to look a lot like Studds. I look back fondly on that memory, hoping against hope that it really was Studds.
Gerry Studds is best known for being a gay rights warrior. But besides that, he's best known for bringing male congressional pages back to his home, getting them drunk on vodka and cranberry juice, and then buttfucking them until his heart's content. But don't worry–it was all totally consensual. You see, the age of consent in DC–as well as in Massachusetts–is sixteen. The pages he was bending over were all at least sixteen, so everything's okay. The fact that he was an authority figure in their lives has no relevance, nor does the fact that he purposely clouded their judgement with alcohol. The boys all said they had a great time with Uncle Gerry and everything was consensual.
As I always say–what two consenting adults do in their bedroom is their business. Or, you know, a consenting adult and a minor who happens to be over sixteen and also happens to be drunk in the presence of an adult authority figure. It's all cool.
Studds never faced any penalty for his activities with the pages, other than censure by the House of Representatives. At the time that his censure was being read aloud in the house chamber, Studds turned his back on the proceedings in a symbolic gesture. The message was clear–this whole thing is a kangaroo court.
And it was! All he did was have sex with some of the male pages. Big deal. And then these right-wing Christianofascist homophobes had to go make a federal case about it. Geez. Can the man have some privacy or what?
Studds ended up coming out of this whole thing smelling like a rose. Not only did he refuse to resign, he continued his career in politics. Studds was reelected six times after the revelation that he was a child predator! That's right, we don't care about stuff like that here in P-Town. Feel free to boff the pages if you want, just as long as you vote for marriage equality and gays in the military and stuff like that.
There is now a marine sanctuary named after Gerry Studds off the coast of Massachusetts. I sometimes look out at that stretch of water and think nostalgically about ol' Gerry and his fondness for boys. I think about my missed opportunity to be a page on his staff. Oh what fun it would have been! We miss you, Gerry.
As you can see, Bawney Fwank really paved the way for homos in congress. And there's so much to be proud of too-dick-waiving, sex acts in public restrooms, underage sex, gay prostitution. It's all there! We owe you a debt of gratitude, Mr. Fwank.


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Lew Rockwell Blog
Jan 25, 2013
We have some new entries for our list of Sheriffs Defying the Unconstitutional and Lawless Theft of Our Guns — Or Who Are At Least Saying They Do.
Vanessa Cole contributes this article on "Charleston County [S.C.] Sheriff Al Cannon." He "vowed Thursday to ignore any proposed gun-control measures he deems unconstitutional, joining a growing chorus of lawmen across the nation opposed to new firearm restrictions. In his opinion, Cannon said, those demanding harsher gun laws are 'taking advantage of broken hearts' to push their agenda and restrict 'a vital right' in the wake of the shooting massacre in Newtown, Conn."
If I don't move to Texas, I may have to head for South Carolina: our next two reports originate there as well. "Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wrightsaid he doesn't think the government should tell people what they can and cannot have." Hmmm. Including heroin, Sheriff Wright? How about privately minted coins? Several thousand Oxycodone pills no doctor has prescribed? An incandescent light bulb or a toilet that requires only one flush? But I digress. "'I'm not going to confiscate weapons from people that are law-abiding citizens. I'm not doing it and I don't care what kind of orders come down,' Wright said." In a separate story, Sheriff Wright urged serfs to arm themselves after an unofficial rapist attacked a woman in a local park. No word on whether the louse was moonlighting for the TSA.
The sheriff's advice to take arms against criminals raises an intriguing corollary. We know from common sense and academic studies that more guns mean less crime, to paraphrase John Lott's memorable title. We've generally, tacitly confined that adage to crimes from private assailants. But it also works against the ones who leech off our taxes as they lord it over us. When those thugs, murderers, thieves, and liars know we can shoot back…well, it reduces the number and severity of their atrocities against us. It's no accident that as Leviathan's licensing, registration, regulation, restriction, prohibition, and all-around meddling with our weapons have increased, so have its depredations on us.
Update: Utah's on the bandwagon, too. Joe Mangum sends this article about the warning they issued Obummer.
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When Yahoo! Sports reported last December that Oregon's bid for a summary disposition with the NCAA failed, it was believed that the Ducks would face a hearing in front of the Committee on Infractions at some point in the spring. The exact date, though, wasn't clear.
According to Sports Illustrated's Thayer Evans, the hearing took place in Dallas last Friday. Among those in attendance was former head coach Chip Kelly, now with the Philadelphia Eagles, who maintained that Willie Lyles' scouting service was used "the same way other schools do." A decision on any possible sanctions is said to come within the next 60 to 90 days, per Evans.
The reported date of the hearing would make sense given the timeframe previously given by Yahoo!, but Oregon has been consistent with an elaborate "no comment" statement issued later Wednesday afternoon:
"Regardless of when or where the hearing occurs, review is ongoing until the NCAA Committee in Infractions issues its final report," the statement reads via the Eugene Register-Guard. "The integrity of the process and our continued full cooperation with the NCAA prohibits us from publicly discussing the specifics of this matter."
Last week, documents released through freedom of information requests revealed the NCAA and Oregon agreed that "major violations" occurred under Kelly regarding the program's use of Lyles' scouting service. However, the documents stated there was "no finding of lack of institutional control and no finding of unethical conduct." Though UO's summary disposition fell through and therefore its contents are not necessarily binding, it's believed any sanctions against the Ducks could be less severe than originally imagined as a result of that statement.
Assuming the COI is already in the process of formulating its decision, of course.


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text: In The Rum Diary, Johnny Depp takes another stab at playing a substance-abusing Hunter S. Thompson character. He's pretty damn good at it by this point — it seems Depp has mastered the art of the likable drunkard. This time around, Depp plays Paul Kemp, a journalist who travels to Puerto Rico in hopes of doing some hard-hitting journalism. What he finds, however, is rampant corruption and a bunch of newspapermen who enjoy shots more than they enjoy scoops. Being a friend of Captain Morgan himself, Kemp joins in the merriment, but continues his reporting pursuits as well. Needless to say, things go awry — the film is based on a novel by famously intoxicated gonzo journalist Thompson, after all. We won't spoil it, but suffice to say Kemp goes after his man (Sanderson, played by Aaron Eckhart) and almost gets more than he can handle (including the girl, played by Amber Heard). What's amazing about watching Rum Diary, based on a script that director Bruce Robinson reportedly resumed drinking to write, isn't the shenanigans that ensue; it's that Depp has found yet another way to play a boozer. From his previous Thompson character — Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas — to Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, he has portrayed a series of addled characters, each one wholly unique. But Depp hasn't cornered the market on the loveable lushes of cinema. Actors from Tom Hanks to Mickey Rourke have tackled a boozy boss or a drinker-with-writing-problems character at some point in their lives. To get a handle on cinema's best drunkards, we've compiled a list of our favorites in the gallery above. (An honorable mention that didn't make the list: Giovanni Ribisi's turn as Moburg in The Rum Diary, for which he deserves major kudos, and probably a bottle of rum.) The Rum Diary, rated R for language, brief drug use and sexuality, hits theaters Friday. Thanks to AMC's Filmcritic.com and Booze Movies. Above: Paul Kemp in The Rum Diary This Depp performance is just the latest sauced insouciant the actor has brought to life.Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own (1992) Only a guy as well liked as Tom Hanks could pull off this role. He's cruel to his ballplayers and signs baseballs for kids with, "Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan." He sobers up by the end of the film, but not before uttering one of the most-quoted movie lines ever: "There's no crying in baseball!"Willie T. Soke in Bad Santa (2003) Drunks in bars are one thing. Drunks ruining Christmas for tons of shopping-center children is something else entirely. But that's what Billy Bob Thornton does with abandon in this Grinch-with-a-bottle film. Watch it sometime after New Year's.Brian Flanagan in Cocktail (1988) Remember when Tom Cruise was this guy? Getting up on the bar with a bottle of Jim Beam to give that "last barman poet" speech, instead of getting on Oprah's couch to bounce all over the place? He really made us want a drink.John Blutarsky in Animal House (1978) Every kid who attended college has the image of John Belushi downing a bottle of Jack Daniel's in this film permanently emblazoned in their minds. His performance should've served as a warning against binge-drinking, but honestly it was just too funny to take that seriously.Ben Sanderson in Leaving Las Vegas (1995) Don't let the trailer fool you: Nicolas Cage's portrayal of Ben Sanderson in this film does not make going to Las Vegas to drink oneself to death look fun. It does, miraculously, make it look heartfelt.Miles in Sideways (2004) There are so many things to love about Paul Giamatti's performance as not-quite-successful-writer Miles in this buddy film set in California's wine country. But really, what the world at large has to thank wine-connoisseur Miles for is his strict "No Merlot" policy.Bob McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983) This film is less about two men's quest for brewskis than it is about hearing Rick Moranis do his Canadian accent, eh? The quest for beers is pretty good too, though.The Dude in The Big Lebowski (1998) OK, so the Dude was also kind of a stoner, but his love of white Russians still puts him in prime position for this list. Besides, this cult classic has such a brilliant performance from Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey Lebowski that we might've let it slide even if he barely touched a drink.Henry Chinaski in Barfly (1987) Mickey Rourke's performance in Barfly is to Charles Bukowski what Johnny Depp's performance in The Rum Diary is to Hunter S. Thompson. They're homages to the great, drunken authors (Bukowski wrote the screenplay for Barfly, Thompson wrote the novel The Rum Diary). And they're also imitations of the writer's personalities. Down to the last drop.See Also:- Gallery: The Long, Sick History of Virus MoviesLike Clockwork: 40 Years of Ice-Cold PsychopathsJohn Landis Explores Evolution of Monsters in the Movies