text:
Note:If you want to help out with the character lists, go here.
Following SpongeBob SquarePants characters are made for specific stories during the show.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy characters
- Starfishman - Appears in the Creature from the Krusty Krab video game. He defeated the Giant Plankton and saved Bikini Bottom. He has a variety of costumes that he will change into extremely fast after he uses an attack.
- Dirty Bubble - A giant dirt bubble who is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's number one nemesis and SpongeBob's favorite villain. He enjoys making his enemies eat dirt. When he first appeared, he tried to capture the heroes, who attempt to ditch SpongeBob. He successfully captured the two, before SpongeBob accidentally pops him with a pencil while attempting to get his autograph. The only way how to destroy the dirty bubble is to pop him with something sharp. Later, in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V," Dirty Bubble somehow returns. In the episode, Man Ray has teamed up with him to form an organization called E.V.I.L. (Every Villain Is Lemons). When Barnacle Boy tires of Mermaid Man treating him like a little kid, he joins the two, and commits crimes. In the end, Barnacle Boy returns to the good side, leaving Man Ray and Dirty Bubble disappointed. He is a champion at paddleball, as seen in "Have You Seen This Snail?" He was also shown in Back to the Past when Barnacle Boy showed SpongeBob and Patrick the dirty bubble wand. He blew the wand and popped the Dirty Bubble. His name might be derived from an episode in an old TV show called "The Wild Wild West" with an episode being named "Night of the Deadly Bubble." The Dirty Bubble was originally voiced by Charles Nelson Reilly and later voiced by Tom Kenny.
- Man Ray - Man Ray was first mentioned in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy by SpongeBob when he's trying to get Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to come out of retirement. He later appears in person in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III," where SpongeBob and Patrick released him from frozen tartar sauce. When he discovers that he has a tickle belt, Man Ray tricks the duo to teach him kindness. After the class, Man Ray grabs the Aqua Glove and the Cosmic Ray from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arsenal to take over Bikini Bottom. When he discovers that he has become good, he quits villainy. However, the episode that he appears after the one he decides to become a nice headless man, he's evil again. He even used a flashlight to actually see two fish kiss. Then, he got arrested the next day after the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy became friends again. His head is made up of his mask/shoulder pads combo and is headless underneath that. Later, in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V", he becomes evil again (and somehow recovers his head), and brings back the Dirty Bubble and they team up with Barnacle Boy (who became evil) to form E.V.I.L. In the end, Barnacle Boy becomes good again, leaving Man Ray with Dirty Bubble in the middle of a long-winded story. In Bad Guy Club for Villains, he called Dirty Bubble Dirty. Additionally, even though he took off the Tickle Belt in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III, he's shown wearing it in later episodes. In "Back to the Past", he took revenge. all old B Though it may be an Anti-Tickle Belt which allows him to continue to be evil. In Shuffleboarding (when's he good) it is acknowledged that he had a friend called Mable who went to high school with him. Man Ray also took her to the prom. He may be a parody of the Aquaman villain Black Manta. His name seems to be derived from the DC comics character Man-Bat and the American artist Man Ray, or the manta ray. Man Ray's original design was not of what he has been featured. In "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy," his original design is that of an actual manta ray as described of an episode SpongeBob recalls of him. John Rhys-Davies and Bob Joles voice Man Ray.
- Atomic Flounder - A retired villain from 1952 who can blast hot radioactive beams from his mouth. Capable of third-degree burns from his beams, he wears a radioactive suit and speaks with a Kennedy-esque New England accent. He is voiced by Carlos Alazraqui. Also seen in "The Bad Guy Club for Villains" voiced by Dee Bradley Baker. In this appearance, Atomic Flounder was lavender and his eyes are like aliens, and he has a tail. Just a thing used for box fights. Barnacle Boy said he could snap just like this. It is also known that he has an atomic touch so if he touches you you'll become atomic and the only way to reverse this is to make him touch you again. He is the only villain who is retired and who had aged. Also unlike the other villains and heroes on the show, he is seen in plain clothes.
- Jumbo Shrimp - Seen in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II." He is once referred to (perhaps mistakenly, or in reference to a different villain) as "The Killer Shrimp" by the Dirty Bubble. Also seen in "The Bad Guy Club for Villains" in a redesigned appearance and voiced by Dee Bradley Baker.
- Kelp Thing - Seen in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI - The Motion Picture." Kelp Thing is a humanoid, possibly human, covered with seaweed. He doesn't appear to have superpowers and parks illegally, prompting Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to tow his car. In SpongeBob's Mermaid Man movie, he is represented by a piece of seaweed with goggle eyes who 'torments' Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy by waving up and down on a string. Possibly a parody of DC's Swamp Thing or Marvel's Man-Thing.
- Sneaky Hermit - A super hermit crab who plans to rule the world by means of sneakiness. He steals buildings in a sneaky fashion. His weakness is pepper. Seen in Lights, Camera, PANTS!. In the New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode in that game, he called Man Ray, Moron Ray, and the Dirty Bubble, the Dopey Bubble.
- Snorelonn - Mentioned in Nickelodeon Magazine, in the special SpongeBob issue. His evil plan is to wake everyone up with loud snoring noises. SpongeBob and Patrick were playing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and said that Squidward was Snorelonn. He was possibly made up by SpongeBob and Patrick when they were playing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
- Prawn - He threw Mermaid Man's red clothes in the laundry with his white clothes. Like Man Ray, he was unfrozen by SpongeBob in the frozen tartar sauce in Battle for Bikini Bottom. He is voiced by Mr. Lawrence.
- Reflecto - Squidward was mistaken for Reflecto when SpongeBob and Patrick were playing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Reflecto uses mirrors in his evil schemes, and if he is ever cut off from sunlight, he loses his power. He was most likely made up by SpongeBob and Patrick when they were playing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, mainly because SpongeBob refers to Reflecto as his "arch enemy." Reflecto might be real, because in SuperSponge, Barnacle Boy tells SpongeBob that "Reflecto has nothing on you."
- Sinister Slug - Seen as a cardboard cut out with darker green skin, eyes on antennae and yellow eyes with red pupils in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II." He was also featured in The Lost Episode in "The Bad Guy Club for Villains" in a redesigned appearance as a green slug with red eyes, sharp teeth, lived in the sewers and voiced by Mr. Lawrence.
- Dr. Octofish - Barnacle Boy used his paddleball of fury to break this villain's concentration. Mentioned in Lights, Camera, Pants! Possibly the villain at the beginning of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. "Doctor Octofish" is a possible parody of Doctor Octopus from Spider-Man.
- The Moth - This villain appeared in "Night Light." He is a parody of The Firefly. Voiced by Mark Hamill. There was also a villain in the first episode who appeared on the show; he took a lollipop from a child, but was defeated with a whirlpool.
- Drippy Bros. Studios - Created a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie, only they used actors and not the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. It may be a parody of Warner Bros. Studios
International Justice League of Super Acquaintances
The I.J.L.S.A. (International Justice League of Super Acquaintances) is a team of superheroes, who are aligned with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. They were first mentioned in the episode Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V. In "The Bad Guy Club for Villains," SpongeBob and Patrick watch the Lost Episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. In it, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy call their friends in what was then known as the "International Justice Lodge of Super Acquaintances," comprised of The Quickster, Captain Magma, The Elastic Waistband, Miss Appear, and The Pi-Right Ponderer. The villains were unfamiliar with these superheroes, and so it can be certain that the name was later changed to the "International Justice League of Super Acquaintances," in which The Quickster joined up, and The Pi-Right Ponderer was never seen again.
Members of the I.J.L.S.A. include:
- The Quickster Who has the ability to run really...quick. He is a parody of the Flash and Quicksilver. SpongeBob SquarePants once portrayed him.
- Captain Magma - who has a volcano on the top of his head from which he can shoot lava by yelling, "Krakatoa!" (the name of a volcano). A parody of the Human Torch or Firestorm from the JLA. He was once portrayed by Squidward Tentacles. His name was changed to Professor Magma in the episode The Bad Guy Club for Villains.
- The Elastic Waistband - who has the ability to bend his body into fantastic shapes and forms. This hero is a parody of Plastic Man, Elongated Man both from the JLA or Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four. He was once portrayed by Patrick Star. His costume is a similar design to 18-Volt of WarioWare, Inc..
- Miss Appear - who has the ability to become invisible. A parody of Invisible Woman, part of the Fantastic Four. She was once portrayed by Sandy Cheeks. In "The Bad Guy Club for Villains", she resembles Wonder Woman.
- Pi-Right Ponderer - an early member of the group, who was known for giving advice but doesn't fight much.
Characters from other eras
Basic Prehistoric Era
These characters appeared in "SB-129":
- Primitive Sponge - SpongeGar's ancestor. He has fangs from his upper jaw, a low brow, and a brown loincloth. He is one of the first jellyfishers.
- Primitive Starfish - Patar's ancestor. He has fangs from his lower jaw, a low brow and a green loincloth. He is one of the first jellyfishers.
Advanced Prehistoric Era
These characters appeared in "Ugh." They have the physical characteristics of a Neanderthal, and have one protuberant, square tooth. They all seem to have a tendency to refer to themselves in third person:
- SpongeGar - SpongeBob's ancestor, who looks like SpongeBob but with somewhat different clothes and with a five o'clock shadow. He has one buck tooth and hairy hands.
- Gary - Gary's ancestor, before Leech. SpongeGar's pet. About fifty times the size of modern Gary. It is believed that his name is Tobanga Gary, but Tobanga is a BC-esque form of "come on." As heard in Ugh "Tobanga Gary! (Gary does not come) GARY! Tobanga!"
- Patar - Patrick's ancestor. He has a large jaw and Neanderthal-like brow.
- Squog - Squidward's ancestor, before Squidly. He hates SpongeGar and Patar and takes advantage of them.
- Krab - A possible ancestor of Mr. Krabs, before King Krabs. They run around saying "Money, money, money." One was killed when SpongeGar squashed it. Later in the episode, various of them appear when a rock is lifted.
Prehistoric Era Animals/creatures
- Alarm Fish: Several large prehistoric fish that wakes up SpongeGar in the beginning of "Ugh" They make the same loud alarm as his descendant's clock makes. They look like the still-living Prehistoric fish, the Coelacanth, excluding the large size. They appear in the Advanced Prehistoric Era along with SpongeGar & others in "Ugh."
- Primitive Jellyfish: Although they do not appear in SB-129, Ugh, or anywhere else in the SpongeBob Media, however, a smaller-than-normal pink jellyfish made a short appearance in SB-129, in which Squidward goes back in time and invents jellyfishing to Primitive SpongeBob and Patrick (because they will not stop torturing themselves with the jellyfish). This could be the earliest jellyfish discovery in the series, but earlier when Squidward first goes to the past, an ancient shellfish that looks like the jellyfish swims in the distance for a short time. This could be the True ancestor of the jellyfish. It could have evolved into the present day jellyfish, but it's uncertain. The early (Shellfish) jellyfish looks very close to a true extinct shellfish, the Ammonite. The Critter appears in the first scenes of prehistoric Bikini Bottom in SB-129. It also appears to the beginning of Ugh.
Medieval Era
These characters appeared in "Dunces and Dragons":
- Squidly - Squidward's 7th great grandfather. King Krabs' court jester, who curses his 7th great grandson to never be able to play the clarinet properly.
- King Krabs - Mr. Krabs' and Pearl's ancestor, the king of Bikini Bottomshire.
- Princess Pearl - Mr. Krabs' and Pearl's ancestor, the daughter of King Krabs. She was taken to Planktonamor's castle until Patrick, SpongeBob, Medieval Sandy, and Squidly rescue her.
- Lord Planktonamor - Plankton's ancestor, an evil wizard. He is the rival of King Krabs.
- The Dark Knight - An ancestor of Sandy's. Originally a servant of the evil Planktonamor, she turns good after being spared by SpongeBob after defeat. Unlike her descendant, she does not need an air helmet to survive underwater; no explanation for this ability is ever given, but considering Planktonamor's magic, this ability could be magical. She is referred to as Medieval Sandy. Played by SpongeBob.
- Karen - A crystal ball similar to the recent day Karen. It is common misconception to believe current-day Karen is her ancestor, but as this Karen is a crystal ball, and current day Karen is a Security computer (the security feature was found out in "Friend or Foe") they could not be ancestors, and as she was Planktonamor's wife, it could be that only King Krabs and Princess Pearl are the ancestors.
- Blacksmith - The smithy that made SpongeBob and Patrick's armor. He resembles the Tattletale Strangler, from "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler."
- Medieval Prison Guard - May be a direct ancestor of Tom. Arrested Squidly for telling a bad joke in his song toward King Krabs, and SpongeBob and Patrick innocently, because everyone thought it was witchcraft.
- Sluggo the Leech- Gary's ancestor, a leech that is shown in one scene, without a shell and sharp teeth.
- Dragon Jellyfish - A giant, jellyfish-like monster with ten long tentacles, a pink/purplish red body, a long snake-like tail with a spade on it and sharp dorsal fins like sharks. He is indestructible and able to shoot a fiery, electrical lava-like substance. He enjoys eating Krabby Patties.
Mid 20th century
- Mr. Stinky - A wealthy fish who owned the only eating establishment in Bikini Bottom that served burgers before Mr. Krabs and Plankton came along and during their childhood. Seen in "Friend or Foe?" Voiced by Thomas F. Wilson.
- Old Man Jenkins - Mr. Krabs' neighbor who died after eating a contaminated burger. He could be a relative to the modern Old Man Jenkins and Farmer/Parasol/ and Cannonball Jenkins.
- Johnny & other classmates - Krabs and Plankton's classmates in Elementary School.
41st century
These characters appeared in "SB-129":
- SpongeTron - SpongeBob's descendant, works at the Krusty Krab which is still operating two millennia later.
- SpongeTron's clones, each representing all 486 letters of the future English alphabet. They enjoy Jellyfishing. Shown on screen are:
- SpongeTron X
- SpongeTron Y
- SpongeTron Z
- PatTron - Patrick's descendant. He is two-headed and likes jellyfishing just like his ancestor, Patrick.
- Chrome Spray Painter - a fish who works in 41st century Bikini Bottom to spray chrome on to objects that are not chrome. He rides in a chrome vehicle.
51st century
- (Alien) Cyborgs - appeared in the episode "SpongeHenge." They observed SpongeBob's Statues.
Video Game Characters
The SpongeBob Movie (video game)
- Phone Repairman - A fish that is fixing SpongeBob's telephone until SpongeBob says hi to him and he jumps because he very high strung. SpongeBob later scares him off using his alarm clock. He later appears in front of the Krusty Krab and with the Patty Wagon.
- Iron Dogfish - A creature that you encounter in the final level. In the hints from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, it describes it as "how can a dog live underwater."
Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
- Rusty Scupper: A character seen in Jellyfish Fields hosting a contest on who can catch 100 Jellyfish. He is later seen in Goo Lagoon working at the pier.
Operation Krabby Patty
Right Side
- Robo-Krabs - A robot that Plankton used to steal the Krabby Patty Formula. Also seen when SpongeBob goes undercover to see why Plankton (Krabs) hadn't tried to steal the secret recipe.
- Sea Ants - Operated Robo-Krabs. when it was time to bring Krabby Patties to Plankton, they went in the opposite direction.
- Ghost Pirates - Helped The Flying Dutchman steal Mr. Krabs' money, SpongeBob got rid of them by shooting bubbles at them.
Wrong Side
- Mobster Sea Ants - Plankton asked them to help SpongeBob collect Krabby Patties, they were supposed to bring them to The Chum Bucket but they brought them to SpongeBob's house instead.
- Fed-Oh Guy - A delivery guy who delivered one of SpongeBob's clues.
- Willie the Anchovy - A celebrity, and one of Squidward's disguises.
- Tape Recorder - A tape recorder that helped Plankton with his plan, he insulted Plankton also.
- Pirates - These guys were stealing Mr. Krabs' money, SpongeBob got rid of them by shooting bubbles at them.
Employee of the Month
Characters with Jobs
- Craig the Lifeguard- A green, skinny fish that is the lifeguard in Goo Lagoon, in episodes such as Sand Castles in the Sand
- Big Mac the Bartender - A big, muscular fish that serves as the bartender of The Rusty Anchor. His name is a pun on the McDonald's burger.
- Eugene the Cashier - A blue fish with eyeglasses who works at the Barg'N-Mart.
- Frederique the Waiter - A lobster with a mustache that serves as the waiter of Sublime Seafoods. He thinks Bikini Bottom is a despicable place.
- Gary Gulper - A gulper eel that serves as the weatherman of WSEA TV.
- Lisa the Coat Check Girl - A fish that serves as the coat check person of Sublime Seafoods.
- Jojo the Repairman - An orange fish that serves as a repairman.
- Marlin the Weather Wizard - A blue marlin that controls the weather.
- Marty the Bus Driver - A fish that drives buses.
- Nelson - A green fish with sunglasses that owns Sardine's Sundries.
- Ray - A brown ray that owns Ray's Tanning Salon.
- Shapiro the Maitre'd - A shrimp that serves as the maitre'd of Sublime Seafoods.
- Stella - A gray fish that works at the Diner.
- Timmy - A pink fish that works at the Mezzanine.
- Tony the Bouncer - A small, green fish that serves as the bouncer of Sublime Seafoods.
- Information Lady - An orange fish with one eye that works at Rock Bottom Bus Station.
- Tiffany the Receptionist - A purple fish with one eye that serves as the receptionist of WSEA TV. She is Information Lady's sister.
Characters on the Street
- Dame Mackerel - A fish from the English Channel. Has delicate skin that she cannot get into the sun.
- Fish In Baggy Clothes - A fish that got Mr. Krabs's Clothes.
- Leonard - A blue Anchovy with a red shirt. He has a lot of twin brothers, Petro and Ryan being two of them. He is SpongeBob's Acquaintance.
- Petro - A blue anchovy with a red shirt. He has a lot of twin brothers, Leonard and Ryan being two of them.
- Ryan - A blue anchovy with a red shirt. He has a lot of twin brothers, Leonard and Petro being two of them.
Residents of Waverly Hills
- Carlton Ritts - A fish that lives in a golden mansion. He has a tree that grows golden coconuts. His name spoofs Ritz Carlto.
- Cowfish Craig - A cowfish that lives in a shack. He is a friend of Sandy.
Battle for Bikini Bottom
- Robo-Sandy - A giant robot that looks like Sandy; Patrick thought it was a giraffe. It served as the first boss in the game. SpongeBob and Patrick managed to defeat the Robo-Sandy by pressing the button of "BOOM."
- Robo-Patrick - A giant robot that looks like Patrick, it has ice breath and a giant ice cream cone made of hot goo. It served as the second boss in the game. SpongeBob and Sandy managed to destroy the Robo-Patrick by kicking the robot's back with "Kick Me Here!" (although that SpongeBob thinking that may be a "self-destruct") and rescue Squidward.
- Robo-SpongeBob - A giant robot that looks like SpongeBob, it's worse than the Patrick and Sandy Robots combined. It served as the third and final boss in the game. SpongeBob has managed to defeat Robo-SpongeBob by destroying nine glowing-light. However, Robo-Plankton has revived the robot by giving him big muscles. Later, Robo-SpongeBob was finally destroyed when SpongeBob has destroyed all the fuses inside of it.
- Robo-Plankton - A robot that looks like Plankton, he's the main villain of the game.
- Robo-Squidward - A robot that looks like Squidward, he appears in the game boy advance version of the game. It's worse than SpongeBob and Plankton robots combined.
Lights, Camera, Pants!
- Gill Hammerstein - The director of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy special.
- Sneaky Hermit - The main villain of the game. The winner of the game will be selected as Sneaky Hermit for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy special.
Creature from the Krusty Krab
- Rick and Dale - Two announcers for the racing levels.
- Starfish Man - Patrick's alter ego in the game. His arch enemy is Dreaded Patrick. And he defeated the Giant Plankton.
- Dreaded Patrick - Starfish Man/Tuxedo Patrick's arch enemy. Even though he was able to defeat Starfish Man by sending him into space, Dreaded Patrick was caught by a ring-shaped piece of which falls to Earth which trapping him.
- Phone Guy - Some guy who calls Starfish Man to give him advice on how to save Bikini Bottom
- and defeat Dreaded Patrick.
- Chief and his "pretty, pretty" wife - A chief who runs a village inside an Alaskan Bull Worm, his wife is an ironing board.
- Villagers - Villagers who live inside the Alaskan Bull Worm.
- Patty U.F.O. - A U.F.O. shaped like a Krabby Patty. However, Starfish Man was finally destroying the Patty U.F.O. in space before Starfish Man goes back to the Bikini Bottom.
- Aliens - Aliens who help Patrick in the space level.
- Giant Plankton - Plankton's alter ego in the game. He is Starfish Man/Pirate Patrick's arch enemy. Later, during the fight against Starfish Man, he has finally defeated Giant Plankton by shrinking him using Shrinkifier Ray, causing Plankton to be reverted to normal size.
- Giant Krabby Patty - The main antagonist of the game.
SpongeBob's Atlantis SquarePantis
- Lord Royal Highness (L.R.H.) is the king of Atlantis. He appears in "Atlantis SquarePantis."
- Bus Robot - a robotic servant that gives advice and compliments on accomplishing tasks and after someone finishes a song. He looks like a cylindrical computer on wheels and has a hologram on the top of his computer that reveals a blue amulet-shaped holo-screen when needed.
- Atlanteans - L.R.H. isn't the only one that lives in Atlantis. Normal Atlanteans live there, too. The only known of the jobs they do are artists, scientists, and guards.
Film characters
- King Neptune - The king of the sea, different than King Neptune in the show. He has an important role in the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. He believes that Eugene H. Krabs has stolen his crown, sold it to Clay until the end after he has discovered that Sheldon J. Plankton stole it right before or after the Goofy Goober Rock. He is never seen again after that.
- Princess Mindy - King Neptune's mermaid daughter, she urges her father to rule with compassion. Her voice was provided by Scarlett Johansson. Mindy the Mermaid is very optimistic. She asked her dad (King Neptune) to stop being so selfish. A spoof of Ariel who is King Triton's daughter in The Little Mermaid. Patrick Star has a crush on Mindy.
- Cyclops - The evil diver who took SpongeBob and Patrick to a gift shop to sell them as novelties.
- David Hasselhoff - The actor from Baywatch who helps SpongeBob and Patrick make it back to the Bikini Bottom in time in the Movie.
- Dennis The Hitman - The cold-blooded predator hired by Plankton to get rid of SpongeBob and Patrick. The license plate on his motorcycle reads "I-KILL-U" and on the sole of his boot it says "Your Head Here." Has Dennis stitched on the back of his leather jacket. He is tough enough to force a mustache to grow upon himself. Voiced by Alec Baldwin, but loosely based on Dennis Hooper's character from Easy Rider.
- Goofy Goober - A large goofy sea peanut, and mascot of "Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat" where SpongeBob drowns his sorrows in after failing to get the manager's job at The Krusty Krab 2. "Goofy Goober's" is a spoof of "Chuck E. Cheese's" and Goober brand combination peanut butter and jelly stripes. A Goofy Goober back scratcher was seen in the episode Chimps Ahoy.
- "The Bubble-Blowing Double Baby" - Two brown conjoined twins seen in the Thug Tug. They were beaten up after singing the "Goofy Goober Theme Song."
- Ice-cream lady - Actually a bump on a monster's (actually a frogfish) tongue disguised to look like an old lady. The monster uses her to lure unsuspecting prey. SpongeBob got his hands stuck on a "fake" ice cream bowl and was nearly devoured by the beast. The monster also has a cat-shaped bump as well. Her voice was provided by Sirena Irwin.
- Royal Crown Polisher - Polishes Neptune's crown. He was almost sentenced to 20 years in the Dungeon for touching Neptune's crown but was saved by Mindy.
- Squire - Neptune's Squire
- Goofy Goober Clock - Clock that presents the Goofy Goober Peanut guy
- Waiter - Waiter at the Goofy Goober. Does not like his job.
- Clay - The guy who sold Neptune's crown to Shell City. His voice is heard on Mr. Krab's answering machine. Actually Sheldon J. Plankton in disguise.
- Floyd and Lloyd - Gas station employees who insulted SpongeBob, Patrick, and Dennis.
- Trench Monsters - Live in the giant trench that SpongeBob and Patrick had to cross in the Movie. Tried to eat SpongeBob and Patrick until they proved their "manliness", later followed SpongeBob and Patrick, but later got offended at SpongeBob's remark about "hideous monsters."
- Alexander Clam Bell - Clam that was made to look like Alexander Graham Bell in Shell City.
- Pirates - The crew of a pirate ship that went treasure hunting for tickets to the SpongeBob SquarePants movie at the start of the film and ending credits.
- The people at the movie theater - The people already at their seats and the employees.


text:
The Crosse: The crosse (lacrosse stick) is made of wood, laminated wood or synthetic material, with a shaped net pocket at the end. The crosse must be an overall length of 40 - 42 inches for attackmen and midfielders, or 52 - 72 inches for defensemen. At the U11 level, the length of the cross may be 37 - 42 inches or 47 - 53 inches. At the U9 level, the length of the crosse shall be 37 - 42 inches. The head of the crosse must be 6.5 - 10 inches wide, except a goalie's crosse which may be 10 - 12 inches wide. The pocket of a crosse shall be deemed illegal if the top surface of a lacrosse ball, when placed in the head of the crosse, is below the bottom edge of the side wall.
The Ball: The ball must be made of solid rubber and can be white, yellow or orange. The ball is 7.75 - 8 inches in circumference and 5 - 5.25 ounces.
The Helmet: A protective helmet, equipped with face mask, chin pad and a cupped four point chin strap fastened to all four hookups, must be worn by all men's players. All helmets and face masks must be NOCSAE (National Operating Committee on Standards for Athletic Equipment) approved.
The Mouthpiece: The mouthpiece must be a highly visible color and is mandatory.
The Glove: All players are required to wear protective gloves. The cutting or altering of gloves is prohibited.
Protective Equipment: All players, with the exception of the goalkeeper, must wear shoulder pads. Arm pads and rib pads are also strongly recommended and often required, as are athletic supporters and protective cups for all players. The goalkeeper is required to wear a throat protector and chest protector, in addition to a helmet, mouthpiece and gloves.
New Privacy Policy

subset: commoncrawl


text:
13 Best Haircuts for Curly Hair
Put down the flat iron. Follow these expert tips for getting a great curly haircut that will work for — not against — your waves
Step 1: Apply a mousse at the roots for some added volume, (try Joico JoiWhip Firm Hold Design Foam, $16.99) and scrunch some into the length of your strands to help accentuate texture and waves. Blow-dry hair using a diffuser.
Step 2: To accentuate curls, once your hair is dry, take 1-inch sections of hair and wrap around a 1-inch curling iron, alternating directions as you work your way around your head. If you curl too tight (we're talking Shirley Temple tight), lightly tug on the end of the section to create a looser curl. Continue to do this until you've curled your whole head.
Step 3: Once your whole head is successfully curled, lightly spritz some texture spray onto your strands, and separate curls using your fingers for that playful, messy look.
Image via Imaxtree
SEE NEXT PAGE: Best Haircuts for Curly Hair: Voluminous Mane
Older comments
I have to find my diffuser..
by talecon Sunday, April 14, 2013 at 06:01PM Report as inappropriate
Love it... very helpful
by Candice11 Sunday, March 17, 2013 at 01:00AM Report as inappropriate
by aishak55 Saturday, January 26, 2013 at 07:40PM Report as inappropriate
Most of these women don't even have curly hair...it's just wavy or has obviously been heat styled and isn't naturally curly. The cuts are good suggestions though.
by amber.flute Thursday, January 10, 2013 at 03:31PM Report as inappropriate
Great advice. My hair's a mix of curly and wavy, as well as medium and coarse textures. It can be complicated, but once I learned how to style it, it's become my best asset!
by luckygal79 Monday, December 31, 2012 at 01:24PM Report as inappropriate
Thanks for the tips. I have wavy hair and love it.
by toddfan Sunday, December 30, 2012 at 03:25PM Report as inappropriate
My daughter has a challenge with her curley hair.
by EricaC123 Thursday, December 27, 2012 at 01:41PM Report as inappropriate
The women in photos do not do their hair. Stylists have told me it is hard for most people to to blow dry hair to make it look great. Ones has curly hair and to do it straight takes her long time. Wonder what they look like on their days off. When their hair is not professionally styled.
by geewhiz44 Monday, December 24, 2012 at 08:23PM Report as inappropriate
Thanks for tips for us Curly Girls.
by Sari Wednesday, October 17, 2012 at 11:24AM Report as inappropriate
I love AnnaLynne McCord's hair. I have curly/wavy hair and my hair is in layers. It gives volume and it's more manageable
by yestfl Tuesday, October 16, 2012 at 09:27AM Report as inappropriate


text:
The Central Connecticut women's soccer team fell by a score of 1-0 in the 85th minute to the visiting Army Black Knights on Friday in New Britain, CT. With the loss, the Blue Devils drop to 0-5-0 on the season, Army improves to 3-3-1.
Central kicked off the match boasting a strong defense over the Black Knights. Despite Army racking up five corner kicks in the first half alone, compared to one for the Blue Devils, CCSU rendered the squad scoreless.
The Blue Devils posted five shots in the first half including one 35 minutes in from senior Rachel Cerrone that landed on goal. Freshman Christiana Solomou followed it up with an attempt that went wide less than a minute later. Three saves by Army's freshman goalie Jordan Cassalia prevented a CCSU lead despite the close calls.
Entering the second half scoreless, both teams attempted to gain the lead, however, play remained even until the 85th minute when Army's Katie Holder landed a shot from the right corner of the box into the top of the net. The goal gave the Black Knights the lead with less than five minutes to play. Central was unable to overcome the deficit.
CCSU was outshot by the Black Knights 13-10. The Blue Devils registered four shots on goal compared to five for Army. Senior Nikola Deiter spent all 90 minutes between the posts and tallied four saves on the day, equal to Army goalie Cassalia's four.
The Blue Devils are back in action on Sunday hosting Siena beginning at 1 p.m. Fans can watch the game live and for free by visiting www.NECFrontRow.com.


text:
I am challenging myself to ride year round. Gear isn't an issue..have that covered. I'm worried more about the bike. I rode in today (high 20's) and when I went out again about 4 hours later my battery had definetly lost some juice and it's fairly new. I have a Yuasa tender and where I work we have a warehouse that I can slip the bike into. Mainly this got me thinking....is there some kind of chart as to how much battery efficiancy you lose per hour as your bike sits outside in certain temps?
I realize upper twenties isn't THAT cold. I'm thinking more about a couple months from now when we hit single digits or lower.
Also, can you use a tender too much (such as plugging in every night)?


text:
We spent some time last night figuring out when you should go ahead and friend your parents on Facebook, but did you? And what about your brother, your sister, your aunt, your in-laws... where do you draw the line?
This coming from someone who has more Facebook interactions with his future father-in-law than with anyone in his immediate family. Which reminds me: please keep it clean on my wall.
[Flowchart via Cool Material]


text:
Photographer's Note
~ Flight Of Freedom ~
After seeing their flight, it is the first feeling which came in my mind. They are free, so, they can F~L~I~G~H~T...
They are Lesser Whistling Ducks...
The Lesser Whistling Duck (Dendrocygna javanica), also
known as Indian Whistling Duck or Lesser Whistling Teal, is a species of whistling duck that breeds in the Indian Subcontinent and Southeast Asia.
~ Enjoy Their Flight ~
Critiques | Translate
mrichat (1755) 2014-01-03 1:40
Great Capture Dada,
The birds are very much clear.each bird have their unique wings positions,great manage of light as the background seems enough brighter.sundor hoyeche.
Happy New Year..
papagolf21 (151131) 2014-01-03 3:26
Bonjour, cher Subhendu,
J'aime beaucoup cette prise de vue. Félicitations pour cette réussite.
Les détails et le rendu sont excellents.
Meilleurs voeux 2014.
snunney (130967) 2014-01-03 3:48
Hello Subhendu,
A fine capture of these ducks in flight. They are very nicely lit and stand out beautifully from the background. Very good rendering of the colours and detail in the plumage.
Subhogen (4067) 2014-01-03 4:04
Hello Subhendu,
I like your balanced and symmetrical composition to shoot the lesser whistling ducks. 2 of them are horizontally aligned and 2 almost vertically, 2 with their wings down and 2 with their wings up. The red spots on their wings have also come out well. Thanks for sharing a balanced view of these ducks.
jemaflor (132674) 2014-01-03 4:53
Hi S,
Excellent capture, these birds flying are well placed in your photo, perfect sharpness and dynamic result, I like too the soft light to give pleasant colors.
Sergiom (117241) 2014-01-03 5:31
Bonjour Subhendu,
J'aime beaucoup la grande qualité de cette photographie animalière. Étonnant de voir les couleurs ressortir aussi bien sur les ailes des oiseaux. Le cadrage qui laisse de l'espace à leur regard est bien fait.
timecapturer (49288) 2014-01-03 5:44
Hi Subhendu
like this, you have captured these four ducks perfectly, with each in a different mode of flight. Wonderful!
Happy 2014 and enjoy the first weekend of the New Year - B.
danos (110395) 2014-01-03 7:12
Hi Subhendu,
nice the view of the four Lesse ducks as flight over the watre.I like the perfect portrait of the birds as the excellent presentation of them.
I wish you a Happy and Prosperous New Year,Danos
aleXundar (1256) 2014-01-03 10:20
Hello Subhendu,
What a marvel it is! The colorful wings are great to watch. The most attractive aspect is the contrast in colors of the birds and the background. A great execution as usual.
nikkitta (17070) 2014-01-03 10:53
Namaste Subhendu,
Well done, they give what they have a sense of freedom, well composed, plenty of space and great contrast with the blurred BG
Great detail of the wings 2 up and 2 down!
Best wishes for 2014
ourania (51103) 2014-01-03 12:51
Hello Subhendu,
a superb capture of these four whistling ducks in flight. You made the most of this lucky encounter and captured their fine symmetrical arrangement with excellent sharpness and timing. I like very much how they stand out in this soft, blurry but comprehensible environment. The sense of movement is mesmerizing. Congratulations and thank you!
All the best, have a lovely weekend,
jjcordier (79299) 2014-01-03 22:24
Très beau "vol en patrouille" avec une parfaite netteté des oiseaux bien placés dans la composition.
jhm (199977) 2014-01-04 0:39
Hello Subhendu,
Wonderful the first and last geese the same wing pose, the two geese in middle also the same pose of wings, almost symmetry.
Composition and presentation make these picture attractive.
Very well done, TFS.
Have a nice weekend,
Photo Information
- Copyright: Subhendu Bagchi (subhendu_bagchi) (26091)
- Genre: Places
- Medium: Color
- Date Taken: 2013-12-27
- Categories: Nature, Decisive Moment
- Camera: Nikon D5100, AF-S VR-NIKKOR70-300 f/4.5-5.6G IF-ED
- Exposure: f/5.6, 1/2500 seconds
- More Photo Info: view
- Photo Version: Original Version
- Theme(s): BIRDS [view contributor(s)]
- Date Submitted: 2014-01-03 1:37


text:
- How we help
- Who we help
- Find a solution
- Insights & education
- Find an advisor
- About us
Contributing to your Retirement Savings Plan (RRSP) and the resultant tax savings is only the first step towards maximizing your RRSP's growth. This section will introduce you to strategies that can help maximize your RRSP:
The vast majority of Canadians make their contributions at the end of the tax year. By making your RRSP contribution either at the beginning of the year—early 2006 for the 2006 tax year, instead of early 2007—or by making regular monthly contributions, you will build a significantly larger RRSP. This is due to the additional years of compound growth that result from making your contribution sooner rather than later.
One of the most effective methods of income splitting between spouses is achieved by contributing to a spousal RRSP. The objective of this strategy is to provide both spouses with similar incomes and similar income tax rates in retirement. Before setting up a spousal RRSP, a couple should estimate their expected retirement incomes. If one spouse is likely to have a significantly lower retirement income, then spousal RRSP contributions should be considered.
When a spousal RRSP contribution is made, the spouse making the contribution will claim the contribution on their tax return, while the contribution will be deposited in the other spouse's RRSP.
While borrowing to invest outside your RRSP may provide you with a tax-deductible interest expense, borrowing to make an RRSP contribution will not. Deciding whether or not to borrow is complicated by the fact that you can carry forward your unused contribution limit to a future year when cash may be available. While carrying forward your contribution will avoid borrowing costs, tax-deferred growth must be forfeited. In general, if you expect to be able to repay an RRSP loan within one year, this strategy should prove advantageous. Use your tax savings from the contribution to help repay your RRSP loan.
While it is advisable to make your RRSP contribution each year, you can choose to delay claiming the tax deduction until a future tax year. If your income tends to fluctuate from year to year it may be beneficial to defer the tax deduction to a future year when your income, and thus your tax rate, will be significantly higher. While this strategy delays the tax savings, your contribution is growing tax-deferred.
To illustrate the benefit of this strategy, let's assume that your current marginal tax rate is 25% but you expect your income will rise next year, increasing your tax rate to 40%. If you made a $10,000 contribution this year and claimed the deduction, you will save $2,500 in tax, while waiting until next year would yield a $4,000 tax savings.
If you are like many Canadians, you strive to save as much as possible within your RSP each year. The question that must be asked is, "Will it be enough?" Before you can answer this question you must determine your desired retirement lifestyle. Determining this objective will allow you to set a savings target for your RSP. Setting this target is the only way you can gauge your progress and determine when enough is truly enough.
As a rule of thumb, for every $10,000 in before-tax retirement income, you must accumulate $150,000 in RSP assets by the year of retirement. This assumes that your life expectancy once retired is 25 years, that your income increases at a rate of 3% per year to keep pace with inflation and an 8% growth rate on your investments.


text:
Even though Jon and Kate Plus 8 returned to TLC Monday night, the viewers did not return. The ratings have declined tremendously since the 1 month long hiatus.
According to USmagazine, the return of Jon & Kate Plus 8 brought in less than half the audience of the show's previous episode.
The first half hour of Monday's show showed Kate and the kids vacationing while Jon supervised their kitchen renovation, the second hour showed Kate camping with the kids without Jon. Both episodes drew 3.9 and 4.1 million viewers respectively.
The May 25 premiere brought about 9.8 million viewers so this is a significant drop. It may be time for TLC to pull the plug on this show.


text:
Since Aptera may be getting too big for that whole Progressive Automotive X Prize thing after moving on to bigger and better things like being starring in Star Trek, Aptera is starting a newsletter of sorts so you can keep up as the car during it's rise to fame, and production. As such they've release this 'better know an Aptera Type 1' introduction video which touches on some of the details of this futuristic car. One of the funniest items has to be the air conditioning and how it runs all the time. Talk about cool and environmental friendly. Wait, what? [Aptera via OhGizmo!]
More from Jalopnik
Rob Emslie
@iamverb: It'd be funny if the tail wiggled back and forth while you drove it. Well, funny until you passed that elementary school got all those dirty looks from the moms.


text:
CORD's Albums
Songs for Your Season (2007)
|ECEG store
Who You Know (2006)
|ECEG store
CORD's Music Videos
CORD's Reviews
"With his slow drawing of every syllable, frontman Cord Carpenter seems to challenge The Wallflowers' Jakob Dylan to a singoff. While most bands that replicate the past fail due to unoriginality, CORD, with their expressive lyrics and simple beats, creates a new space. Heartache and bitterness never sounded so good." Hyperactive Music Magazine
"When I don't like a CD, I can tell you about a million reasons why it didn't impress me. But when I adore a CD, like Seguin-based band CORD's self-titled EP, I am usually so smitten that I'm at a loss for words. Though reminiscent of current vocalists like Jason Wade (Lifehouse), Cord Carpenter, the band's namesake and lead vocalist, has a memorably distinctive melodic growl. The music itself is in the same vein as pop rock powerhouse like Creed and Collective Soul, but less grandiose, and like Matchbox Twenty, but more inspired." INSITE Magazine
"CORD is one of the most original sounding bands I have heard in some time. They have a UK tone with an American rock swagger. They are solid, energetic musicians with a desire to actually make it out of the pool and into the "A" lineup with acts that all have that certain something that will carry them far beyond the Texas bar rounds." Gypsy Wind Ent.
CORD's Bio
When you hear a front-man like Cord Carpenter sing of his trials and tribulations you can't help but recognize each emotion that aided to the songwriting -- something thought provoking, honest and pure. Carpenter's musical journey began in 2001 in a small college town in central Texas, and grew to CORD being dubbed "one of the top 5 homegrown rock bands of Austin" by 101X KROX for the last 3 years.
While Carpenter's southern-influenced songwriting is often compared to the likes of Jakob Dylan (Wallflowers), Chris Martin (Coldplay), and Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), his inspirations span the gamut from Jackson Browne to Neil Young, The Who to Iain Anderson, and Bruce Hornsby to Johnny Cash. CORD surrounds this songwriting with the rhythm section's smooth but intense low-end flow of bassist Todd Meador and drummer Johnny Villarreal. The sultry experimental guitar of Robert Garcia tops off the sound with just enough flavor to help guide the listener back to Carpenter's yearning vocals.
In 2005, after years of establishing themselves with multiple EPs, CORD released their first full-length album 'Who You Know' to a sold out crowd at the world famous Stubb's in Austin, Texas. With radio play hits like Make It and This Time pushing the release, CORD toured the south extensively, gaining friends, fans and industry respect. Dubbed "one of the top 5 homegrown rock bands of Austin" by 101X KROX, CORD have put themselves on the Texas Rock-n-Roll map. CORD's sound and message reached the eyes and ears of Daniel Duerr, president of Emerald City Entertainment Group in Santa Cruz, California. In August 2007, Emerald City released their second full-length release, 'Songs For your Season' featuring organist/keyboardist Rami Jaffee (Wallflowers, Foo Fighters).


text:
In this age of email and text messages, a handwritten note can mean so much. Give your correspondence a personal touch with my "Papa Giraffe" note cards featuring the good natured patriarch of my imaginary giraffe family - you're going to love using this handmade stationery!
I've used the highest quality inks and papers to create my artistic note cards, so your recipient can treasure your warm words for many years to come. These beautiful cards come in packages of one, four, or eight, and with an option of Kraft or Ivory card stock, making them a lovely gift for a friend.
~ Handmade
~ Available in quantities of 1, 4, or 8 cards (quantity discount available)
~ A2 sized, 4.25" x 5.5" note card and envelope
~ Note card is made of high quality, 80 lb Ivory or Kraft card stock
~ Image is printed with archival quality ink and paper
~ Image is hand mounted to the front of each note card
~ Each cards is signed and numbered as an art print on the back of the card.
If you have any questions, please contact us. We are happy to help!


text:
OCEAN CITY – Thousands of visitors in bikinis could be marching along the north end of Ocean City's beach this summer if a proposed bikini parade comes to fruition.
As proposed, the idea behind it would be to break the current Guinness World Record while simultaneously enhancing tourism for the northern part of the resort.
According to Councilman Brent Ashley, bikini parades have been conducted around the world at such locales as San Diego, Las Vegas, Cayman Islands, Gold Coast of Australia, and just last week in Panama City Beach where a Guinness World Record was set with 450 parade participants.
Ashley said that he and fellow Councilman Joe Hall have presented the concept to the newly formed North Ocean City Business Alliance, which would be charged with carrying out the idea.
In honor of the year, Ashley said the idea is to have 2,012 participants in the parade and have a representative from Guinness World Records present in order to certify the record breaking moment.
Though the event is only in its planning stages, there has even been some thought about inviting celebrities, local or national, to join the parade or judge.
Ashley added history shows that bikini parades have been used as a marketing tool for other destinations and have received worldwide attention.
"It is really a big thing, it is basically a world-class event because it has been done in other countries and it is all done in good fun," he said. "It would promote tourism tremendously. If we have 2,000 participants, we are going to have who knows how many people watching it."
Greene Turtle North owner Steve Pappas, one of the founders of the alliance, has been handed the reins in organizing the event.
Pappas said Monday that the parade route will be from the Clarion Hotel on 101st Street to the Carousel Hotel on 117th Street. A small fee will be charged to participate, which will be donated to a selected charity.
"We are not out to make money out of it," Pappas said. "It is not going to be a for-profit event for us. We are hoping it attracts visitors and people who want to see the parade."
Along with the participation of other businesses in the area, the event could be promoted as a weekend event. Pappas said the best time to hold the bikini parade would be toward the end of the season to help keep establishments busy as the town starts to empty out.
"I have been in Ocean City for 35 years and that has always been the slower time of the year for us," he said. "It is the last few weeks in August because kids go back to school earlier and earlier each year."
Pappas is no stranger when it comes to creating events to keep the busy summer season going. It was 21 years ago that he began a lacrosse tournament in Ocean City on the third weekend in August. Since that time, the tournament has grown from having four teams participate to 120 and is the second largest lacrosse tournament in the country.
"So we did something pretty good and we did it at a great time period because it generated some money for the businesses, all of the businesses," he said.
The bikini parade comes along with a list of other events the North Ocean City Business Alliance is proposing to draw more attention to the north end of town.
"The North Ocean City Business Alliance is not just for north Ocean City, it is to create tourism and special events in Ocean City," Pappas said. "Special events are mostly towards the south end of town … we are trying to bring some things up north because north Ocean City has a lot to offer and we want to let people know that."
The bikini parade is being considered a family event as all ages are invited to participate and prizes will be offered for the various age groups. Other destinations have had participants as young as three years old up to 80.
As far as Ocean City maintaining its family oriented image, there are no concerns among the two elected officials who proposed the concept.
"I don't see it as being an issue," Ashley said. "The bikinis are on the beach anyway. This is all for charity, this is not anything wild … we are all about selling fantasy and fun here, and this fits right into that."
Joe Hall agreed that bikinis are nothing new in Ocean City.
"I don't see our family image being tarnished by the parade," he said. "I actually think it is part of Ocean City's heritage. The goal is to bring vitality to the community through a fun event, and that is the goal of all special events."


text:
A perfect party starts with the perfect invitation! We'll carefully typeset your DIY printable invitation using your party details, making sure that it looks just as good as the sample. Then, we'll email your one-of-a-kind invitation ASAP.
Explanation of File Types
Your file will not be editable. It will come pre-personalized and ready to print.
Where to Find Envelopes
Use A7 envelopes for 5x7 size.
Use A4 envelopes for 4x6 size.


text:
- Font:
- +
- -
WASHINGTON — Potential presidential rivals John McCain and Barack Obama are joining with newly independent Sen. Joe Lieberman on a plan they say would reduce annual global-warming gases by two-thirds by mid-century.
Their bill, announced Friday, is intended to cut the heat-trapping emissions by 2 percent a year. It is sure to produce a contentious debate on climate control in the new Democratic-run Congress and draw strong opposition from the White House and industry.
Sens. McCain, R-Ariz., Obama, D-Ill., and Lieberman, the Connecticut independent, are calling for mandatory caps on greenhouse emissions for power plants, industry and oil refineries. Their plan would require releases of heat-trapping gases to return to 2004 levels by 2012 and to 1990 levels by 2020.
Carbon dioxide, produced from the burning of fossil fuels, is the primary greenhouse gas. U.S. emissions of this gas have increased an average of about 1 percent year since 1990.
Under the proposed legislation, greenhouse gas emissions would be cut from 6,100 metric tons of carbon equivalent in 2004 to about 2,100 metric tons in 2050, according to a fact sheet describing the legislation.
More modest alternative
As a compromise, the chairman of the Energy and Natural Resources Committee is preparing a more modest bill that would slow the growth of greenhouse gases. Under the proposal by Sen. Jeff Bingaman, D-N.M., annual emissions would continue to increase until 2030 and then perhaps decline.
McCain and Lieberman offered a climate bill two years ago, as did Bingaman. The McCain-Lieberman legislation was defeated in the GOP-controlled Senate; Bingaman withdrew his after it became clear he lacked the votes for passage.
Since then, lawmakers have become increasingly convinced that Congress must do something to address the threat of global warming.
Scientific evidence has pointed to a warming of Earth because of pollution, and 2006 was reported as the warmest on record in the United States, according to the National Climatic Data Center.
"With each passing year, the consequences of federal inaction on reducing greenhouse gas emissions become more devastating for our children and grandchildren, and the range of solutions grows smaller," Obama said in a statement Thursday.
Bingaman, however, said he was looking for a compromise with better prospects for approval.
"I am committed to developing bipartisan climate change legislation that can pass the Congress this year," Bingaman said.
Bush approach
President Bush has opposed regulating carbon dioxide, contending it would cost too much and hurt economic growth. He has turned to a plan of technology and voluntary emissions reductions through increased energy conservation and use of nonfossil fuels by industry. Those measures are well on their way to slowing the growth of greenhouse gases, the administration says.
That is not enough, however, for Obama, McCain and Lieberman.
Lieberman insisted their bill "solves the global warming problem without weakening the nation's economic position or imposing hardship on its citizens." Their plan would rely heavily on the development of new technologies and market-based techniques to diminish the cost of emissions reductions, he said.
To keep costs in check, businesses could buy emissions "credits" from other companies that have exceeded their reduction targets and could use other methods to avoid the most costly cutbacks, according to a draft of the bill obtained Thursday by The Associated Press.
"This sets the stage for the new Congress and the 2008 presidential race" on the issue of climate change, said Larry Schweiger, president of the National Wildlife Federation.
Cost analysis
An analysis released Thursday by the Energy Information Administration concludes that the mandatory "cap-and-trade" approach advocated by Bingaman would have a modest effect on household energy costs and little overall cost to the economy.
The agency estimated that under Bingaman's plan, consumers' electricity bills in 2030 probably would be about 11 percent higher than what they otherwise would have been. Households would pay an additional $41 to $58 a year for energy in 2020 and an additional $118 to $136 in 2030.
But the EIA estimated that while the growth of emissions would slow, the actual amount of heat-trapping pollution would be 24 percent greater in 2030 than in 2004 because of the growth in energy use.
The EIA did not examine the measure coming from Lieberman, McCain and Obama.
© 2013 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.


text:
Fry's was founded as a Silicon Valley
retail electronics store in 1985 to
provide a one-stop-shopping
environment for the hi-tech professional.
Shopping Assistance
Privacy & Legal Notices
Fry's Electronics Contest Information
Keep an eye on this page for new contests as well as updates on past contests!
Current Active Contests
Past Contests


text:
True Blood - Very Short BTS Set Video, Report and Photos
True Blood - Season 4 - Teaser Video
True Blood - Season 4 - Minor Spoiler
Spoiler anzeigen
Source: True-Blood.net
True Blood - Season 4 - Teaser Video
True Blood - Season 4 - Minor Spoiler
Joe Manganiello and Todd Lowe put in an appearance at the HBO Globes party and Joe's talkin'! He tells E!Online that "if season three was the season of the werewolf, then season four is 'the season of the witch'". OK, so that's not so new news, but what Todd said next certainly is. "There's a new presence in Terry and Arlene's (Carrie Preston) life." We asked if this new presence were a baby or a monster, and Manganiello teased, "Both! Have you seen "The Fly"? It's like that."
LG angelinchains
Dieser Beitrag wurde bereits 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von angelinchains ()


text:
Saturday, March 7, 2020 - 11:00 am
Find dinosaurs and unicorns at Storytime! We're reading two adorable rhyming stories followed by fun activities – join us!
Location:Barnes & Noble- Portage
6134 South Westnedge Ave
Portage, MI 49002
Contact:Cost: Free
Event Website: Click to Visit
Organizer: Barnes & Noble
Organization: Barnes & Noble
Organizer Phone: 269-324-1433
Organizer Email: Not Provided
Download the event to your event calendar:Save to your iCal or
Read Next
We do our best at Kalamazoo Kids to provide accurate, useful information about events and activities. This information (such as times and locations) is gathered from user submissions, press releases, local newspapers, signs around town and word of mouth. We do our best to confirm details before they are posted here. Sometimes details change or we are given inaccurate information. Whenever possible, we link our write-ups to the source in which our information came from and strongly urge you to confirm details before you go. Kalamazoo Kids is in no way responsible for any problems that occur while participating in activities listed on the site, in the newsletter or on Facebook.


text:
Is it just me or do you see visualstudio.microsoft.com vs community?
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16
Let's see if anyone sees the problem with this question that Cengage wrote.Bill takes the commuter train to work every day. During the morning commute, a train arrives every 25 min. If Bill arrives at the station at a random time for the morning commute, what is the probability that he will have to wait at least 5 min for a train?
plz stop using the word random without a distribution k thx
As much as I'd like to find some reason to chide you for being a stickler, I hate hate hate the ****ty (corporate) textbooks foisted on our students. It's a goddamn crime that we're letting bigcorps feed them glossy **** that forever mucks up their impression of what could have been a simple and straightforward exposition if the author had respected the reader's intelligence _just a little bit_.
But noooo, our high school students get to read all flavors of the **** rainbow of "topic X for people who actually don't want to be forced to think about topic X right now, thxkbye"
Last edited by Reverend Jones; 03-04-2019 at 12:56 PM.
I love teaching math when words like "discrete" pop up and I have only a couple minutes to explain to calculus students what discrete means.
"Well, it's like finite, but not finite, it can be infinite, but infinite where everything is far apart, kind of."
So you're teaching freshman or non-majors, because you're literally talking about trying to compensate for them apparently struggling to cope with the need to remember the definition of a word.
BTW, this isn't a nitpick. We teach multiple distribution functions, and it's not obvious from the physical layout of the problem that it means a uniform distribution. I mean, if you think about it, people usually wake up at the same time each day and leave around the same time, so you're probably looking more at a normal distribution than a uniform one ~in reality~, not in magic word problem land.
To simply say "uniform distribution" clears up any potential confusion so it should be mentioned.
I also think you might be doing it wrong (sorry). Without knowing the context of what you're trying to tell them, I would just make an analogy with bags of beans versus glasses of water.
Yo its like when youre keeping your side chick a secret from your other side chick
It was brought up because I'm teaching continuous probability, but to elucidate why we define things the way we do, I show examples from discrete probability where things tend to be more intuitive.
Originally Posted by Reverend Jones
Then I guess you can start to make them wonder, if matter isn't continuous, is spacetime?? (Maybe this is the fastest route to bootstrap 1st graders into quantum gravity)
AFAIU regular lattice spacetimes have been ruled out, but discrete spacetimes haven't (although absence of evidence is not evidence of absence). It's worth noting too that if we do find evidence of discrete space time, it might only be 'effectively' discrete at the GCD of discontinuous motions through continuous space. Same thing applies elsewhere. Perhaps the universe permits arbitrary continuous values for electric charges, but it doesn't provide us any way to create them.
As beings stuck inside this universe, studying the universe using the stuff of the universe, it's pretty likely that humans will never know for sure what the universe REALLY is.
Gramps told me it was made `o tiny `lil strings
the universe is a Node.js program posted to hacker news
Obviously it is a simple cellular automaton.
btw these conversations are banned in the hottub
Games will eventually be indistinguishable from reality!
I got through about 2 minutes of that rich idiot stammering his way through a Kurzweilian misappropriation of probability before realizing that he doesn't give one **** about the metaphysical argument about simulation, it's just atheist techie prosperity gospel: "the world is a video game because being born into wealth is capitalism's developer console, and the only way I can rationalize my own success is if everybody I exploit is a literal NPC"
**** Elon Musk.
Also, if the universe is a simulation, it's not a ****in' video game. It's probably iterative simulated annealing on a high degree weighted graph.
I'll never in my life grasp what people even mean by "the universe is a simulation". It's like a categorical error. The universe is just itself, if anything we just discover its laws and principles are much weirder than anyone anticipated.
It seems like Elon Musk and the primary simulation proponent Nick Bostrum (who Elon Musk seems to be paraphrasing) lie in the same argument: that computer simulation will get so advanced it will be indistinguishable from reality (or, at the least, that it can be). Rofl. Sure once you take this as a given, you can get weird results. But I don't think this claim holds up to any scrutiny.
So they think computers will be able to simulate chemistry? That you can create chemicals nobody has ever seen before and performs experiments which accurately show the results nobody has ever seen before? That it will accurately simulate quantum physics? That it will accurately simulate brain activity?
In doing this we've supposed a computer system exists which contains all possible knowable information about the universe. Because that's what's supposed by it being indistinguishable. Moreover.. this finite system can replicate the entire universe it's in, and moreover that simulated universe has to be capable of running the simulation itself, giving you the potential for unbounded nested simulations.
Okay, right. This is the problem I have with these kinds of thought experiments. The counterfactual of "computer programs indistinguishable from reality" is far-fetched and absurd on inspection. You're getting a GIGO result.
Last edited by Reid; 03-05-2019 at 10:16 AM.
The weird thing about all of these arguments is that they're often phrased as though a universe like ours is simulating a universe like ours. Once you state it like this, I believe it just falls apart and is basically silly. I guess people really like it because then they can imagine cool video games, but I don't think a thing is possible.
What I believe is accurate is that our universe can simulate a deficient version of our universe. But this is obvious. And if you suppose that then, our universe is the simulation of a universe with laws governing it of a much different nature than ours, beyond comprehension, then what's really been said is "God exists". Which is a fine thing to believe, but if you presuppose a "universe with fundamental laws different from ours", you've described a universe which we can't say anything about but a bit of header information.
If this is the case, then whoever designed such a program spent a hell of a lot of time trying to trick us, because if all they wanted to do was make it into a dream-like experience where we are terrorized away from thinking too hard, they could have been a lot lazier and saved a lot of CPU cycles.
Last edited by Reverend Jones; 03-05-2019 at 11:49 AM.
I also think the appeal of the simulation idea comes down to just how mysterious reality actually is.
You see, humans are pretty hardwired to view the world as physical objects which are rigid and have extent. This is confirmed to some degree by infant studies. Infants love to see causation. It's why they love mobiles. They've done studies where they show causation to an infant and then purposefully break it to see how they react. In specific, they show infants videos of balls colliding. Pool balls running into each other. Eventually they replace it with a CG video of one ball rolling into the other, but instead of transferring motion it just stops.
The infants seem to be upset by this video. Infants are constantly developing a causal understanding of the universe which seems predisposed towards classical physical understandings, object permanence, etc.
The issue is that the frontiers of many sciences have pushed to where the idea of physical bodies with extent breaks down. Quantum physics completely throws in the face the notion of physical rigid bodies interacting. It's a completely baffling, strange set of laws that we only comprehend in a rudimentary sense.
Since it's so strange, people seem to have an urge to deny its reality. I genuinely think this is why people start buying into "simulation" arguments. There's a gut feeling that this strangeness can't be real and reality must be something actually simpler, and all we're witnessing is the mistakes of a simulation.
I don't think so. I think reality itself is just far weirder than we're really capable of cognizing. Which is scary and cool.
Honestly, I think it's just pseudo-profound click bait. I mean, you might be able to conduct a few interesting thought experiments with it, but mostly it's just meaningless and unverifiable speculation. I guess what really annoys me is when people want to assume it's "probably" true and that it somehow arbitrarily justifies some attitude that they want to have.
I mean, if you really want to feel wierded out do some reading and thinking about what consciousness is and how it (maybe) works.
And you're right, just pick up any text on the issue by an author and read their argument. Nick Bostrom's argument is interesting per se, even if I think the premises are too shaky to have any serious concern.
For real though: when will people learn that counterfactuals tell you very little? What isn't the case is not very handy to think about.
So, I presented my students with the phrase "a random number" and I asked why, given their newfound knowledge of distribution/density functions, why this statement is meaningless without context of some function.
Lol, none of them had an answer. Looks like y'all were right about that.
I explained that typically when people ask for a random number between 1 and 10 or whatever, what they mean is a random number with a uniform distribution, and helped work through a version of Cengage's ****ty problem so that they could see what I'm referring to. I think they understood the importance after I made my little stink of it and clarified how the problem is ambiguous.
I didn't have time to go into why there's no uniform distribution on the integers, but that would have been a good example time permitting.
Pick a random number between 1 and infinity!
One of my favorite parts of teaching calculus is when students are fine with everything about a concept except for the most rudimentary ideas. We gave them an equation where we said a probability density function f(x)=ax^2+bx has expected value 0.6 (0,6 for the communists), find a and b. They were able to set up and solve the integral just fine, but then had one equation with two variables.
They were like whaaat do I do? So I said, "Think really hard back to 8th grade, you have one equation and two unknowns. What do you need to solve for two unknowns?" After a bit of mental rummaging, they realized they need two equations. They were quick to pick up on that f(x) being a PDF means its integral should be one, so they had their two equations and two unknowns. Then they couldn't figure out how to find where two lines intersect..
I swear, something about the middle school brain is a mushy pit where no math sticks. It's interesting how few people end up remembering these kinds of elementary ideas when they're clearly capable of it.
TBH it's probably doesn't help that the caliber of middle school math teachers has to be pretty low. I have no evidence, but this feels like one of those claims that feels so right it has to be true.
Fun fact: the discovery of logarithms only predates the discovery of calculus by about 60 years.
What sort of sicko adds autcompleting parentheses to their environment? I don't get people who overuse "features"
Lisp programmers?
Lisp programmers would also probably call the syntax of your language an overused feature.
"Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon"


text:
Top Cases often make the everyday life of a scooterist much easier! They provide secure storage space, in addition to the often cramped and undersized helmet compartment beneath the seat. They are ideal for stowing your weekly haul of groceries on the way back from the supermarket, or the crash helmet belonging to your pillion while shopping. The run of the mill black plastic versions often look completely out of place on your otherwise superbly styled scooter.
Luckily, PIAGGIO also produce their own water resistant colour coordinated top cases to match the colours of the scooters they manufacture. We have them available to fit the Vespa LX/LXV/S/Primavera/Sprint 50-150cc range of models (32 L volume) and also for the Vespa GTS/GTS Super/GTV/GT 60/GT/GT L Vespa models (36 L volume).
All of these PIAGGIO top cases possess, of course, the original "Vespa" logo incorporated into their design along with a reliable locking system including two keys. These particular designs also accept either an open or a full face helmet easily.
Conclusion: Ideal for increasing your scooters secure cargo capacity.
SIP-TIP : To ensure you order the correctly colour matched top case the colour code for your scooter can be found on the plate where its frame number is located.
Vespa GTS Super Top-case 2014 : This updated version of the PIAGGIO top-case no longer includes the reflector units as part of its new look. The package has all fastenings and an adapter bracket included, enabling attachment to an original PIAGGIO luggage carrier (#623977MO), which is available separately. A cushioned back-rest , for the pillion passenger, is also included in the delivery. This item comes unmounted and its colour matches that of the standard saddle. The back-rests from the older top cases can´t be mounted. This top-case system can also be fitted to your scooter using a luggage rack (#FA0014) or the FACO luggage carrier part no FA01565C.
OEM Numbers (for the purpose of comparison)


text:
Next Launching Events of ROMED2 and ROMACT
Council of Europe and European Commission joint programme ROMACT will be implemented in several pilot municipalities in Bulgaria and Romania
Following the first national launching meeting of the ROMACT programme together with the new phase of ROMED2, which took place in Budapest with over 100 national and international players, four other official launching events will be held in Albena, Bulgaria on 14 October, in Bucharest, Romania on 15 October, in Kosice, Slovakia on 5 November, a date is still to be set for the launching of ROMACT and ROMED2 in Italy . Several officials from the European Commission, Council of Europe, Open Society Foundations, as well as the representatives of the governments involved in the programme will be taking the floor during the opening session.
The ROMACT project, aimed at improving the capacity of cities and regions in developing and implementing projects for the inclusion of Roma, is an initiative of the Council of Europe and the European Commission in the framework of the European Alliance of Cities and Regions for Roma Inclusion. The project will be implemented in Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania, Slovakia and Italy jointly with the ROMED2 Programme – a follow up on the successful training of Roma mediators, implemented by the Council of Europe and the European Commission since January 2011. ROMACT complements the ROMED2 Programme in boosting participation of Roma communities in democratic governance through mediation and thus producing a real change in their everyday life.


text:
This is actually one of the outfit I wore when I was in Bali last week –minus the cardigan. I put on this comfy cardi from Gowigasa to add some color pop to my neutral outfit. I really just love how vibrant the colors are. 🙂
For shoes I went with these casual, suede ankle boots from Forever21 which is the same shoes that I wore here. They are also one of my everyday-shoes. So comfortable and the color can match just about anything, love them!
And for accessories, I wore this turban that I bought from a store called "Somewhere" in Seminyak, Bali. What I love the most about turban is it can add so much volume to the crown area of your hair. From flat to fab! ♥
|Dang, my hair has gotten so long. I guess it's about time to cut it shorter. The last time I had a hair cut was almost a year ago!
|Two women wearing turban(s)! lol


text:
Editor's Note: Entrepreneur Richard Branson regularly shares his business experience and advice with readers. Ask him a question and your query might be the inspiration for a future column. (photo: virgin.com)
Q: When you got started in business, did you have any clue about how to structure a corporation, allocate assets, and so on? Do you learn these things along the way? Was there anyone who advised you on this? And if so, how far along your business adventure did you require that advice? — Jamie Alleyne, Dominica
Launching a business is essentially an adventure in problem-solving. This is why I rarely quote experts in this column, and why I strongly emphasize hiring the right people, rather than just looking for people with the right qualifications: because every problem is a little different, and applying generalized solutions — especially by rote — is not a good idea. A great problem solver is usually open to new ideas, innately curious and good at working with others. Above all, terrific listening skills are essential.
When my friends and I started up the first Virgin businesses, we didn't know anything about building a company. At our mail-order record venture, everyone received a wage of 20 pounds per week (I think we were all still in our teens). It was a truly flat organization, and as we worked, each of us discovered by trial and error what he was good at, what areas he should focus on, and how to work with the other members of our group.
Back then, because there were no companies like the Virgin Group, my friends and I didn't have an example to imitate — and even if there had been, we certainly had no idea of what the future held for our enterprises. But as our businesses grew and grew, I began to delegate responsibilities — there was simply no better way to get things done well — and this became the blueprint for the structure that has served the Virgin Group ever since. The CEOs and their teams lead the various Virgin businesses independently, while the management group and I focus on the company's future.
One of the reasons my friends and I were successful early on was because we always asked a lot of questions. I was willing to listen to anyone who could help, and over the years many people volunteered their advice. Two of the most influential were my mother, who taught me to see every day as an opportunity to achieve something new, and Sir Freddie Laker, the founder of Laker Airways, who advised me to put myself forward as the face of the Virgin brand.
Jamie's questions point to one of the fundamental challenges that entrepreneurs face during a business's first years: When you're trying to solve problems that come up, you need to find the right people to give you advice — and you may not even know who to ask. You may have trouble getting access to:
Professional resources: Starting a company can be chaotic, and many entrepreneurs are faced with choices about how to handle legal matters, accounting problems and other areas in which they do not have any expertise, and they have to hire professionals. Choosing these advisers well is essential, but this is difficult to do without recommendations from others.
Experience: When you need to make hard decisions, being able to discuss your ideas with entrepreneurs and business leaders who have solved similar problems can make all the difference.
Markets: Once your business plan is in place, your goods or services must be made available to potential buyers. New entrepreneurs often underestimate the difficulty of this crucial step. How will you connect with retailers and persuade them to stock your product? How will you reach people in the target market for your services? A business network might be key.
Experienced business leaders in your industry have the advantage when they run into similar problems, because their business networks are probably already well established — they or someone on their team will usually know who to talk to. But if you are just entering a field, you may need help to access local and international business communities, as well as peer and industry networks.
We at the Virgin Group are well aware of this problem, having entered so many new industries ourselves over the years. This is one of the reasons we set up the Branson Centers for Entrepreneurship in Johannesburg and Montego Bay, Jamaica, where beginning entrepreneurs can help each other and begin building connections.
There is no quick and easy solution, except to start reaching out. As you work, look for answers wherever you can, continually building your network: your team members, business acquaintances, online forums — you can also ask me!
This brings to mind a talk I gave in Greece about 20 years ago. There was a man in the audience who kept asking me excellent questions; he must have asked at least half the questions that came up that day, and he listened intently to my answers. I took note of his name because I was sure that he had the drive to succeed. And sure enough, Stelios Haji-Ioannou became the founder of easyJet. That brand has expanded from airlines to hotels, and he is now one of our competitors. (Maybe I should have kept quiet?)
The author is an Entrepreneur contributor. The opinions expressed are those of the writer.


text:
Butterfly Seating Cards
The half-silhouettes of these cards make the butterflies seem as if they are fluttering over the table. To make seating cards like Laura's, choose a decorative stamp (the design should have a relatively smooth outer edge) and ink pads in a variety of colors. For the card, Laura started with cards that are approximately 3" across and 6" high.
Tools and Materials
Rubber stamps
Ink pads
3-by-6-inch cards (or similar size)
Bone folder
Craft knife
Butterfly Cards How-To
Ink the stamp and press it to the paper so most of the design extends above the halfway point of the card. Once the ink is dry, use a fine-tipped craft knife to cut around the design above the halfway point. Use the straightedge to guide the bone folder as you score the card across the middle, between the two long sides, around the butterfly; this will mark the fold line and give you a clean, neat fold.
When the card is folded, the butterfly will pop up. Fold the top half of the card backward away from the design, folding along the scored line. Use the bone folder to sharpen the crease of the fold. Write the guest's name and table number on the front.


text:
|In stock:
|Item code:
|Buy 6 for £10.99 each and save 8%
This barista quality thermometer clips directly onto the frothing jug. Marked in both Centigrade and Fahrenheit. Features an indicator on the face when the ideal temperature is reached.
Can be used to check food & liquid temperature. Complete with blank protective sleeve.
The Barista Milk Frothing Thermometer is the perfect accessory for baristas seeking to make the best possible coffee. The Barista Milk Frothing Thermometer is a fantastic choice for hotels, cafes and restaurants. With the Barista Milk Frothing Thermometer you'll never need to worry about reaching the ideal temperature again.


text:
The Professionals Network Organization (TPNO) honored twelve community champions at the Third Annual Women's History Month Unsung Heroes Awards cocktail party at trendy H20 on Waterside Plaza and 25th Street in Manhattan, on Friday, March 28th.
It was a chance to meet new business professionals and reunite with peers while celebrating the achievements of outstanding women for their hard work and dedication to the community.
13-year-old Zykeya McLeod, garnered a huge ovation from The Professionals and esteemed guests for authoring the compelling book, "An Inner Child Speaks," and for being the successful co-owner of the publishing company, Zy Iman Publishing. Zykeya wrote "An Inner Child Speaks," to be a voice for and to help support abused and neglected children. Zykeya was accompanied by her proud mom, family members and friends who are very supportive of her efforts.
This year's honorees included Nicole Ryan of News 12 Brooklyn who received The Professionals' Excellence in Media and TV Journalism Award; Jasmine Sanders of WBLS received The Professionals' Excellence in Media Broadcastiing Award; Nyree Dixon, Principal PS 12, Brooklyn received the Professionals' Unsung Hero Award, Yolanda Holmes, AKA, Professionals' Organization Recognition Award; Jasmin Miller, COO of The Professionals Network Organization received The Professionals Special Appreciation Award; Pam Pickens of Black Diamonds received the Chairman's Leadership Circle Award; Michelle Mitchell, Founder of The Phenomenal Women Group received the Chairman's Leadership Circle Award; Erma Winslow received The Professionals' Unsung Hero Award; Connie DeLaigle, Port Authority of NY & NJ, received the Chairman's Entrepreneurial Leadership Award; Atchudta Barkr, owner of Sisters' Community Hardware Store received the Chairman's Leadership Circle Award; Kim Hardy, Deputy Commissioner of HPD received the Chairman's Civic Leadership Award and Lobbyist, Tyquana Henderson received The Professionals' Rising Star Award.
From Mayor Bloomberg's office, Patricia Gatling, Commissioner on Human Rights and from Mayor of Newark, New Jersey, Cory Booker's office, Communications Officer, Lupe Todd, attended the beautifully catered event. Phenomenal Woman, Madaline Smith, the toast of Bed Stuy, a strong community activist who is best known, however, for Madeline's Pet Boutique -- Bed-Stuy's mecca for the latest in pet fashions, also attended the gala. On June 7th, Madeline will be presenting her 2nd annual pet fashion show in Fulton Park in Bedford Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. The pet show, entitled, Bed Stuy Pet-Stuy is becoming a favorite and anticipated event in the community. Also present, among so many esteemed guests, were Francisco J. Acosta, Chairman of the Brooklyn Chamber of Commerce's Seminar Committee and Executive Vice President of Internal Business Consulting, Connie DeLaigle [Honoree], Affirmative Action/EEO Coordinator and Minority Business Developer for the Port Authority of New York & New Jersey's tenant construction contracts at JFK International and LaGuardia Airports, Esther L. Gadpaille of Lord & Gadpaille, LLC, Lobbyist, Tyquana Henderson, Jon Parks, Partner, Blue Financial, Carl O Gray, President & CEO of The Netlinkz Group, Cassandra Hill, Jet Blue Coorindator MWBE Compliance, officers from Merrill Lynch were present, Cordenia Paige, Author of Blogger's Delight Vol. 1 (Love and Redemption) http://www.i-lit.com/ , Tammay Morton of The Phenomenal Women Group, Michelle Travis, Director of Public Relations for The Phenomenal Women Group, Brenda Jeanne Wyche, President of The Phenomenal Women Group, New York Chapter and Managing Editor of Harlem Business News, many local "Phenoms" came out to celebrate Michelle Michelle, Founder of The Phenomenal Women Group's Chairman Leadership Circle Award.
The evening wrapped up in the VIP room with an unprecedented affair entitled, "VIP 'Access to Capital' Boardroom Backroom Deals." Hosted by this reporter, on behalf of The Black Star News and the Money Makers Club for Start-Ups and Emerging Small Business, the meeting featured financial heavy, Jon Parks of Blue Financial, who shared insight on small business empowerment through corporate credit to a full house. Personal credit specialist, Des Sealy gave an informative presentation to the group, as well.
It was a spectacular evening of elegance, joy, empowerment and rewards as The Professionals Network Organization exceeded themselves once again.
The Professionals Network Organization's Third Annual Women's History Month Unsung Hero Awards was sponsored by State Farm Insurance.
Zykeya McLeod wrote "An Inner Child Speaks," to be a voice for and to help support abused and neglected children. To learn more and to purchase Zykeya's book, visit www.ucanspeakup.com . Illustrations by Jenny Gonzalez.
Brenda Jeanne Wyche is Managing Editor for Harlem Business News. If you have a solution, contact email@example.com . Maybe we'll talk.
To subscribe to or advertise in New York's leading Pan African weekly investigative newspaper, please call (212) 481-7745 or send a note to firstname.lastname@example.com
Also visit out sister publications Harlem Business News www.harlembusinessnews.com and The Groove music magazine at www.thegroovemag.com
"Speaking Truth To Empower."
I think you have "Filtered HTML" turned on here. If you switch to "Full HTML," it will probably...
Black Star News has been producing stellar investigative journalism since 1997, including focusing on police brutality and other abuses targeting marginalized communities. We have broken several major stories. We welcome news tips to email@example.com and email@example.com
We need your advertising support to produce strong journalism, especially during periods of economic instability, so please contact firstname.lastname@example.com for advertising rates and long term packages.
Black Star News has been producing stellar investigative journalism since 1997, including focusing on police brutality and other abuses targeting marginalized communities. We have broken several major stories. We welcome news tips to firstname.lastname@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.com
We need your advertising support to produce strong journalism, especially during periods of economic instability, so please contact email@example.com for advertising rates and long term packages.
All content is copyright Black Star News © 2011. All rights reserved.


text:
| 14.4°C Belfast
Almost half of Britons do not "prioritise" finding the best energy deal despite the potential for saving money, a survey for regulator Ofgem has found.
The poll found 33% of consumers are concerned about their energy bills but 43% do not make shopping around for a better deal a priority.
Almost half of British bill payers (45%) said they do not feel they could save much money and one in four (24%) said they thought shopping around for energy would be too much "hassle".
Previous studies have found more than half of Britons (53%) say they are confused about energy tariffs.
But the regulator is launching the Be An Energy Shopper campaign in an effort to encourage consumers to take advantage of recent reforms to create a "simpler, clearer and fairer" energy market.
The campaign includes a consumer guide on the goenergyshopping.co.uk website to help people find the best energy tariff.
Ofgem chief executive Dermot Nolan said: "We shop and compare prices for many things in life, yet we often don't think to do the same when it comes to our energy bills, even when we could be saving around £200.
"Previously, people found it difficult to compare tariffs and the process too time consuming but the recent reforms have changed things for the better.
"With the introduction of Be An Energy Shopper it has never been easier to go energy shopping and get a better deal on your gas and electricity."
Energy Secretary Ed Davey said: "Making the switch is easier than ever before, and the Be An Energy Shopper campaign gives consumers practical advice on how to shop around and get the best deal for their energy use.
"Having made the switch myself, I would encourage anyone who hasn't already done so to check whether their current supplier is giving them the best deal - and if it isn't, switch.
"We're working to make the energy market work better for consumers. We've trebled the number of suppliers since 2010, made people's bills easier to understand, reduced the complexity of tariffs and promoted competition through initiatives such as collective switching. We want consumers to get the benefits of more competition."
:: ICM surveyed 5,084 adults online and by telephone between February 28 and March 9.


text:
at CAMC Women and Children's Medical Staff Office Building
CAMC Women and Children's Medical Staff Office Building is directly attached to CAMC Women and Children's Hospital in Charleston, West Virginia. The WVUPC Obstetrics and Gynecology, WVUPC Pediatric Specialists, and The Fertility Center all operate in this facility.
Appointments: 304-388-2863
Visit the Fertility Center Web Page for more Information:
The Fertility Center at Charleston Area Medical Center is a program dedicated in providing quality reproductive health care services. Our staff places a priority in assisting couples achieve their ultimate dream of having a child. Many possible causes may contribute to infertility. The two most common reasons are ovarian dysfunction and male infertility. An evaluation and workup is completed to determine a diagnosis; then an individualized plan is created for each couple to address their particular infertility needs. We provide highly advanced technological services to meet the needs of couples with infertility problems throughout West Virginia.
The physicians and staff at the Fertility Center combine caring expertise and technology to assist in male and female infertility issues. With more than 50 years of combined experience in reproductive medicine, our physicians have helped establish many fertility centers and pioneered many procedures to help couples become families.
Support for couples
The focus at the Fertility Center is to get patients pregnant with the least expensive, least invasive method possible. The majority of patients will likely get pregnant before going to In-Vitro Fertilization, but must be willing to do their part with compliance and following what they are instructed to do. Physicians and staff recognize that all patients have different situations that apply to them, so they will work to figure out the best option for every patient they see.
Getting started
Patients will sit down with the Fertility Center team in an initial appointment to discuss their situation. During this initial visit, the team will suggest the recommended treatment method and answer any questions patients may have.
About Us
Contact Us
Patients and Visitors
Health Professionals
Education and Research
Pay My Bill Online
My WVU Chart
WVU Physicians of Charleston
WVUPC Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Copyright and Disclaimer Information
Website Content Manager
About Us
Contact Us
Patients and Visitors
Health Professionals
Education and Research
Pay My Bill Online
My WVU Chart


text:
StarlightCascade Observatory Radio Jove Radio Telescope
This page was generated at: Sat Aug 20 19:05:20 EDT 2011
RadioJove Radio telescope
is an automated, 20.1MHz radio telescope located near Yarker (outside of Kingston) Ontario Canada.
This page contains the last 24 images of hourly data from the Radio Jove Telescope and the Skypipe data collection software.
1mb animated GIF image of the last 24 images


text:
title: Misha, Reclining On A Yellow Cloth, Her Right Hand Resting On Her Stomach
size: 11x15 in.
medium: watercolor, pencil, gouache
price: $200.00
Posted by Unknown at 10:00 AM
Labels: $200.00, 11x15 inches, 140lb WC paper, female nude, gouache, Misha, Nude of the Day, pencil, watercolor
|If you want to recieve daily updates in your email
subscribe to the Nude of the Day feed.
Also available in your RSS reader of choice.
get an extra 20% off your order!


text:
PRINCESS ANNE, MD - (Oct. 1, 2013) - For nearly a decade, La Merced, a Salisbury-based nonprofit organization, has provided specialized medical services and supplies to the poor-mainly children in Nicaragua. This past January when the team went on its annual mission trip to Managua, UMES volunteers went along.
UMES President Juliette B. Bell, left, and La Merced President Dr. Vincent Perrotta and his wife, Tina, the organization's executive director, sign an agreement to work together to seek and provide medical and supporting services for the people of Nicaragua. Joining them are UMES representatives Dr. Nicholas Blanchard, dean of the School of Pharmacy and Health Professions and Dr. Veronique Diriker, director of development.
The university and the nonprofit, sealed their commitment to work together to seek grants and other external support for medical and supporting projects that would benefit the people of Nicaragua in an formal agreement signed Sept. 24. Both entities also will recruit volunteers, Veronique Diriker, UMES' director of development and project manager for the memorandum of understanding, said.
"We are honored to work with UMES," said Dr. Vincent Perrotta, La Merced's president.
"La Merced's partnership with UMES will undoubtedly elevate La Merced to the next level. Through the university's creative consciousness, La Merced will embark on new, exciting endeavors never envisioned by her current leaders."
UMES benefits as well.
"By collaborating with La Merced, together we are providing humanitarian aid to a group of people in need of assistance, and providing hands-on experience in a unique setting for students in our School of Pharmacy and Health Professions," UMES President Juliette B. Bell, said.
And a difference is being made.
"The progress we have made is huge," said Tina Perrotta, Vincent Perrotta's wife and the organization's executive director. The first trip, she said, consisted of sending one physician to treat 25 patients. Last year, there were over 500 along with 30 volunteers from other walks of life, who assisted over 1,000 patients in one week. Those helped were mostly children in need of plastic and reconstructive surgery, dentistry, orthopedic surgery, otolaryngology and primary care.
The care is provided through the Roberto Clemente Clinic and the Mascota and Roberto Calderon Orthopedic hospitals.
"The biggest progress we have seen is in collaborating with physicians in Managua so that they can continue when we're not there," Tina Perrotta, said. "We work with them all year teaching them new techniques, especially in plastics, hip and knee replacement, pain management and other medical procedures."
Diriker, who went on the medical mission earlier this year, saw first-hand what a difference can be made.
"La Merced healthcare providers repaired faces, bones and hands, but also mended dignity, quality of life and long lost dreams. The people of Nicaragua gave us hope in humanity, softened our hearts and lifted our spirits. The mission is a medical and cultural exchange and we are most grateful to the Perrottas for making UMES part of the team."
Gail Stephens, assistant director, Office of Public Relations, 410-651-7580, firstname.lastname@example.com