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The House That Jack Built 155 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller The House That Jack Built tell story about " The story follows Jack, a highly intelligent serial killer over the course of 12 years and depicts the murders that truly develop Jack as a serial killer." The House That Jack Built directed by: Director: Lars von Trier | Stars: Matt Dillon, Bruno Ganz, Uma Thurman, Siobhan Fallon Hogan The House That Jack Built FULL MOVIE Watch Online Free Download
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BlacKkKlansman 128 min | Biography, Comedy, Crime BlacKkKlansman tell story about " Ron Stallworth, an African-American police officer from Colorado, successfully managed to infiltrate the local Ku Klux Klan and became the head of the local chapter." BlacKkKlansman directed by: Director: Spike Lee | Stars: John David Washington, Laura Harrier, Adam Driver, Topher Grace Black Klansman Movie Poster Insert 14x36
Terminal 95 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller Terminal tell story about " In the dark heart of a sprawling, anonymous city, TERMINAL follows the twisting tales of two assassins carrying out a sinister mission, a teacher battling a fatal illness, an enigmatic ... See full summary » " Terminal directed by: Director: Vaughn Stein | Stars: Margot Robbie, Simon Pegg, Dexter Fletcher, Mike Myers ∣℗ Free Streaming Terminal Movie Online | Full Movie Terminal terminal movie, terminal movie 2017, terminal movie online, terminal movie cast, terminal movie trailer, terminal movie 2016, terminal movies mac, terminal movie release date, terminal movie true story, terminal movie country, #movie #online #tv #fullmovie #video # #film #Terminal
Under the Silver Lake R | 139 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama Under the Silver Lake tell story about " A man becomes obsessed with the strange circumstances of a billionaire mogul's murder and the kidnapping of a girl." Under the Silver Lake directed by: Director: David Robert Mitchell | Stars: Riley Keough, Jimmi Simpson, Topher Grace, Sydney Sweeney It Follows Director Has a New Movie Coming This Summer -- Under the Silver Lake, the follow up to director David Robert Mitchell It Follows, is set to arrive this June. -- http://movieweb.com/under-the-silver-lake-movie-release-date-director-david-robert-mitchell/
The Little Mermaid PG | 94 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy | Completed The Little Mermaid tell story about " A young reporter and his niece discover a beautiful and enchanting creature they believe to be the real little mermaid." The Little Mermaid directed by: Directors: Blake Harris, Chris Bouchard | Stars: Gina Gershon, Jared Sandler, William Moseley, Poppy Drayton Little Mermaid watercolor tattoo COLOR idea. Ariel The Little Mermaid zitieren KUNSTDRUCK von SubjectArt auf Etsy
Fahrenheit 451 TV-14 | 100 min | Drama, Sci-Fi Fahrenheit 451 tell story about " In a terrifying care-free future, a young man, Guy Montag, whose job as a fireman is to burn all books, questions his actions after meeting a young girl...and begins to rebel against society." Fahrenheit 451 directed by: Director: Ramin Bahrani | Stars: Michael B. Jordan, Aaron Davis, Cindy Katz, Michael Shannon MP892. "Fahrenheit 451" French Movie Poster by Guy Gerard Noel (François Truffaut 1966) / #Movieposter
Adrift PG-13 | Action, Adventure, Drama | Completed Adrift tell story about " Based on the true story of survival, a young couple's chance encounter leads them first to love, and then on the adventure of a lifetime as they face one of the most catastrophic hurricanes in recorded history." Adrift directed by: Director: Baltasar Kormákur | Stars: Shailene Woodley, Sam Claflin, Grace Palmer, Jeffrey Thomas "It's much harder to sit without an idea and push out into nothingness than it is to go through the regular, known motions. But if you can move through the initial shock of being adrift, slowly forms will begin to appear in the fog." Click on the pic to read more). © 2016 Toko-pa Turner |Artwork by Mi-Kyung Choi #dreamworkwithtokopa
Robin Hood PG-13 | Action, Adventure, Biography | Completed Robin Hood tell story about " A war-hardened Crusader and his Moorish commander mount an audacious revolt against the corrupt English crown in a thrilling action-adventure packed with gritty battlefield exploits, mind-blowing fight choreography, and a timeless romance." Robin Hood directed by: Director: Otto Bathurst | Stars: Taron Egerton, Jamie Dornan, Ben Mendelsohn, Paul Anderson Robin Hood (2010) When Robin happens upon the dying Robert of Loxley, he promises to return the man's sword to his family in this big-budget twist on the classic tale. There, Robin assumes Robert's identity; romances his widow; and draws the ire of the town sheriff. Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Matthew Macfadye...TS action
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Sicario: Day of the Soldado R | 122 min | Action, Crime, Drama | Completed Sicario: Day of the Soldado tell story about " The drug war on the US-Mexico border has escalated as the cartels have begun trafficking terrorists across the US border. To fight the war, federal agent Matt Graver re-teams with the mercurial Alejandro." Sicario: Day of the Soldado directed by: Director: Stefano Sollima | Stars: Josh Brolin, Benicio Del Toro, Isabela Moner, Catherine Keener Watch Sicario 2: Soldado Full Movie, Watch Sicario 2: Soldado Full Movie Online, Sicario 2: Soldado Full Movie, Sicario 2: Soldado Movie Online, Sicario 2: Soldado HD Movie, Sicario 2: Soldado Leaked, Sicario 2: Soldado Stream
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Skyscraper PG-13 | Action, Crime, Drama | Completed Skyscraper tell story about " FBI Hostage Rescue Team leader and U.S. war veteran Will Sawyer, who now assesses security for skyscrapers. On assignment in Hong Kong he finds the tallest, safest building in the world ... See full summary » " Skyscraper directed by: Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber | Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Pablo Schreiber, Neve Campbell, Noah Taylor Skyscraper Movie Poster - Social News XYZ
Everybody Knows 132 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller Everybody Knows tell story about " Laura, a Spanish woman living in Buenos Aires, returns to her hometown outside Madrid with her two children to attend her sister's wedding. However, the trip is upset by unexpected events that bring secrets into the open." Everybody Knows directed by: Director: Asghar Farhadi | Stars: Penélope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Bárbara Lennie, Ricardo Darín The series is so big that the don't need to put the movie title on there
102 Not Out PG | 102 min | Comedy, Drama 102 Not Out tell story about " 102 Not Out is a 2018 comedy-drama film, with legendary actor Amitabh Bachchan playing a 102-year-old wanting to break the oldest-man-alive record. Another Bollywood legend Rishi Kapoor plays his sad and grumpy 75-year-old son." 102 Not Out directed by: Director: Umesh Shukla | Stars: Amitabh Bachchan, Rishi Kapoor, Jimit Trivedi, Dharmendra Gohil Can't stop watching this
Mary Queen of Scots Biography, Drama, History | Post-production Mary Queen of Scots tell story about " Mary Stuart's attempt to overthrow her cousin Elizabeth I, Queen of England, finds her condemned to years of imprisonment before facing execution." Mary Queen of Scots directed by: Director: Josie Rourke | Stars: Margot Robbie, Saoirse Ronan, Gemma Chan, David Tennant Diese 15 Outfits wurden in "Reign" getragen - und hier findest du sie! Wir sprechen allerdings nicht, dass du sie dir leisten kannst! :D 15 Outfits Worn On "Reign" And Where To Find Them / Mary Queen of Scots / Königin von Schottland / TV Show Fashion / TV SHows Fashion / Serien Mode / Fernsehserien Mode / TV Show Style #tvoutfits #movieoutfits | Stylefeed
The Honor List PG-13 | 103 min | Drama The Honor List tell story about " A story of four friends and a bucket list." The Honor List directed by: Director: Elissa Down | Stars: Meghan Rienks, Sasha Pieterse, Karrueche Tran, Arden Cho Family Blending Ritual, as Performed by Secular Officiant Frank Harlan (Seattle) Like that one best with 4.1 portion of the vows including the kids
The Wild Pear Tree 188 min | Drama The Wild Pear Tree tell story about " An aspiring writer returns to his native village, where his father's debts catch up to him." The Wild Pear Tree directed by: Director: Nuri Bilge Ceylan | Stars: Dogu Demirkol, Murat Cemcir, Bennu Yildirimlar, Akin Aksu
Destination Wedding R | 90 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance | Completed Destination Wedding tell story about " The story of two miserable and unpleasant wedding guests, Lindsay and Frank, who develop a mutual affection despite themselves." Destination Wedding directed by: Director: Victor Levin | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, Dj Dallenbach A Destination Wedding is a LOVELY way to make a memory that lasts a lifetime. We're celebrating couples and love all month long with four original June Weddings movies on Hallmark Channel. Be our guest!
Burning 148 min | Drama, Mystery Burning tell story about " Jong-soo, a part-time worker, bumps into Hae-mi while delivering, who used to live in the same neighborhood. Hae-mi asks him to look after her cat while she's on a trip to Africa. When ... See full summary » " Burning directed by: Director: Chang-dong Lee | Stars: Ah-in Yoo, Steven Yeun, Jong-seo Jeon, Joong-ok Lee This could be a quote except I don't remember it
Arctic 97 min | Drama Arctic tell story about " A man stranded in the Arctic is finally about to receive his long awaited rescue. However, after a tragic accident, his opportunity is lost. He must then decide whether to remain in the ... See full summary » " Arctic directed by: Director: Joe Penna | Stars: Mads Mikkelsen, Maria Thelma Smáradóttir Watch Arctic Justice: Thunder Squad (2018) Full Movie Online HD Free Animation
Cold War 84 min | Drama, Romance Cold War tell story about " A passionate love story between two people of different backgrounds and temperaments, who are fatally mismatched, set against the background of the Cold War in the 1950s in Poland, Berlin, Yugoslavia and Paris." Cold War directed by: Director: Pawel Pawlikowski | Stars: Joanna Kulig, Tomasz Kot, Borys Szyc, Agata Kulesza Zimna wojna (2018) Full Movie Free
Christopher Robin PG | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | Completed Christopher Robin tell story about " A working-class family man, Christopher Robin, encounters his childhood friend Winnie-the-Pooh, who helps him to rediscover the joys of life." Christopher Robin directed by: Director: Marc Forster | Stars: Hayley Atwell, Ewan McGregor, Toby Jones, Jim Cummings my first danisnotonfire fanart (i did try)
211 R | Action, Drama, History | Completed 211 tell story about " Bank heist movie in the vein of "End of Watch" meets "Black Hawk Down"." 211 directed by: Director: York Alec Shackleton | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Dwayne Cameron Leider nicht sehr scharf
White Boy Rick Crime, Drama | Post-production White Boy Rick tell story about " The story of teenager Richard Wershe Jr., who became an undercover informant for the FBI during the 1980s and was ultimately arrested for drug-trafficking and sentenced to life in prison." White Boy Rick directed by: Director: Yann Demange | Stars: Jennifer Jason Leigh, Matthew McConaughey, Eddie Marsan, Brian Tyree Henry White Boy Rick (2018) ~ Visit to watch Full Movie
Alpha PG-13 | Action, Drama, Thriller | Completed Alpha tell story about " A story of survival set 20,000 years ago during the last Ice Age." Alpha directed by: Director: Albert Hughes | Stars: Kodi Smit-McPhee, Leonor Varela, Natassia Malthe, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson this us just AWSOME it was on the main vk page bu i think its sourced somewhere it orognated on da atrt
Dogman 102 min | Drama Dogman tell story about " Marcello, a small and gentle dog groomer, finds himself involved in a dangerous relationship of subjugation with Simone, a former violent boxer who terrorizes the entire neighborhood. In an... See full summary » " Dogman directed by: Director: Matteo Garrone | Stars: Marcello Fonte, Edoardo Pesce, Nunzia Schiano, Adamo Dionisi Dogma (Kevin Smith)
Billionaire Boys Club 100 min | Biography, Drama, Thriller | Post-production Billionaire Boys Club tell story about " A group of wealthy boys in Los Angeles during the early 1980s establish a 'get-rich-quick' scam that turns deadly." Billionaire Boys Club directed by: Director: James Cox | Stars: Taron Egerton, Emma Roberts, Kevin Spacey, Cary Elwes Billionaire Boys Club (2017)
Girls of the Sun 115 min | Drama, War Girls of the Sun tell story about " A Kurdish female battalion prepares to take back their town from extremists." Girls of the Sun directed by: Director: Eva Husson | Stars: Golshifteh Farahani, Emmanuelle Bercot, Evin Ahmad, Erol Afsin NY TIMES ART BEATS CULTURE AT LARGE/ ART & DESIGN BOOKS DANCE MOVIES MUSIC TELEVISION THEATER VIDEO & GAMES.
Three Seconds Crime, Drama | Post-production Three Seconds tell story about " An ex-convict working undercover intentionally gets himself incarcerated again in order to infiltrate the mob at a maximum security prison." Three Seconds directed by: Director: Andrea Di Stefano | Stars: Ana de Armas, Joel Kinnaman, Rosamund Pike, Clive Owen Only Sherlock will emerge, splattered with blood, dead bodies lying on the floor of the elevator, and he will say, "That was tedious."<-- I'm pretty sure Tony could fix the elevator in like three seconds flat. <--- love these comments
Capernaum 120 min | Drama Capernaum tell story about " A politically-charged fable, featuring mostly non-professional actors, about a child who launches a lawsuit against his parents." Capernaum directed by: Director: Nadine Labaki | Stars: Kawthar Al Haddad, Boluwatife Treasure Bankole, Nadine Labaki, Zain Al Rafeea Cannes: Sony Pictures Classics Buys Nadine Labakis Capernaum In Advance of Competition Premiere
Dog Days PG | Drama | Completed Dog Days tell story about " Dog Days follows a group of interconnected people in Los Angeles who are brought together by their lovable canine counterparts." Dog Days directed by: Director: Ken Marino | Stars: Nina Dobrev, Lauren Lapkus, Eva Longoria, Vanessa Hudgens School is out and Greg is ready for the days of summer, when all his plans go wrong. What on earth is he going to do all summer?
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Angel Face 108 min | Drama Angel Face tell story about " One day, Marlene suddenly chooses to abandon her daughter for a man she has just met during yet another night of excess. Elli must confront her mother's demons to get her back." Angel Face directed by: Director: Vanessa Filho | Stars: Marion Cotillard, Ayline Aksoy-Etaix, Alban Lenoir, Amélie Daure I love their friendship!
The Little Stranger Drama, Horror, Mystery | Post-production The Little Stranger tell story about " THE LITTLE STRANGER tells the story of Dr Faraday, the son of a housemaid, who has built a life of quiet respectability as a country doctor. During the long hot summer of 1947, he is called... See full summary » " The Little Stranger directed by: Director: Lenny Abrahamson | Stars: Domhnall Gleeson, Ruth Wilson, Charlotte Rampling, Will Poulter
Sanju Biography, Drama | Post-production Sanju tell story about " A biopic of the controversial life of actor Sanjay Dutt: his film career, jail sentence and personal life." Sanju directed by: Director: Rajkumar Hirani | Stars: Ranbir Kapoor, Sonam Kapoor, Paresh Rawal, Manisha Koirala Padmavat 2017 Full Movie Free Download HD Cam. #Padmavat2017, #fullmovie , #free , #download , #HDCam , #hindi , #movies , #movie , #bollywood , #indian , #film , #entertainment , #ESubs, #FullHD, #DvDrip, #HDRip, #HDtv, #Mkv, #Mp4, #Bluray, #360p, #720p, #deepikapadukone , #ranveersingh , #ShahidKapoor, #2018 , #drama , #history , #romance .
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Fishbowl California 83 min | Comedy, Drama Fishbowl California tell story about " A man struggling to find purpose in life is enlightened by a drunk ailing widow." Fishbowl California directed by: Director: Michael A. MacRae | Stars: Katrina Bowden, Kate Flannery, Quinton Aaron, Richard Riehle Fishbowl California
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City of Lies R | Biography, Crime, Drama | Completed City of Lies tell story about " The murders of Tupac Shakur and Notorious BIG spark an investigation." City of Lies directed by: Director: Brad Furman | Stars: Johnny Depp, Forest Whitaker, Toby Huss, Dayton Callie 15 Great New York Times Magazine Features From the Past 15 Years
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Life Itself R | Drama, Romance | Completed Life Itself tell story about " The lives of people from New York to Spain intersect over the course of different generations." Life Itself directed by: Director: Dan Fogelman | Stars: Olivia Cooke, Samuel L. Jackson, Annette Bening, Olivia Wilde Features: -Great for all ages. -Can be mounted to a wall or door, or stand by itself. -Solid corrugated cardboard construction. Theme: -Character. Mount Type: -Stand-up. Life Stage: -Adult/Child


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CUT-PRICE international air travel, an increasingly globalised job market and the lure of greener pastures are tempting more Australians to leave our shores for good.
The number of people leaving permanently increased by 18 per cent in the five years to 2010, the latest snapshot of social trends by the Australian Bureau of Statistics shows.
But the number who tick the permanent departure box on their passenger cards is not as high as the number who actually stay away.
''Each year, many Australians plan to leave the country permanently but most return to Australia within a year of their departure,'' the bureau reported. In 2010 of the 84,000 Australian residents who said they were departing permanently, only 17,000 (20 per cent) spent 12 months or more overseas.
Fewer people left for good in 2005, 2008 and 2009 but more left in 2010. About 75 people in every 100,000 who left in 2010 did not return.
They were more likely to be women, aged between 20 and 39, often with young children and not born in Australia. Of the 17,000 who left permanently, 61 per cent were born overseas with the highest numbers coming from New Zealand and Britain.
Plain old homesickness or ''lack of satisfactory employment'' were possible reasons, the bureau's report said.
''Younger migrants may return to their country of birth because they are needed by their family,'' it said.
''Conversely, over the long term, migrants may return after successful employment and increased wealth, for retirement, family formation and dissolution, or when conditions have improved.''
But the number of permanent arrivals remains considerably higher than departures.
The report also highlighted the shrinking number of farmers, which was a problem given the growing food demands of countries such as China.
Despite Australians' enduring love affair with the idea of life on the land, the number of those listing farmer as occupation dropped by 40 per cent in the 30 years to 2011.
''The number of farmers in Australia has been declining for many decades as small farmers sell up to large-scale farming operations and fewer young people take over family farms,'' the bureau found. There were 19,700 fewer farmers in Australia in 2011 than in 2006.
Between 1981 and 2011 the number declined by 106,200, an average of 294 fewer farmers every month. Those who remained on the land were generally older than other workers, with an average age of 53 compared with 40 for people in other jobs, the bureau found.


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There's a stretch of beach in the small Jamaican fishing village of Treasure Beach where booths sell poetry books right alongside jerk chicken, and local villagers mix with international literati. On a weekend in late May, some 2,000 people sit entranced as author and poet Fred D'Aguiar reads them his work from a bamboo lectern.
This is Calabash, a three-day international literary festival that celebrates language with a distinctly Caribbean twist. And while everyone knows Jamaica as a mecca of music, the birthplace of Bob Marley and reggae, this decade-old event is putting the island on the art world's map for something else.
"There's the ocean going; there's wonderful music; and then there are writers reading their work," says festival co-founder and writer Kwame Dawes. "People from all walks of life come to the festival, to a beautiful setting, to a setting in which the word is valued and the book is valued."
Dawes — who was born in Ghana and raised in Jamaica — started the festival a dozen years ago with writer Colin Channer and film producer Justine Henzell. He says the festival has two goals.
"First of all, we intend to make the festival have a Jamaican vibe and spirit — that is ease, comfort, calm, but also innovation," he says. "But secondly to have a spirit that is almost Scandinavian in the sense of meticulous care for detail, proper timing and efficiency, an intense level of professionalism."
That recipe has attracted hundreds of blockbuster writers from around the world. Junot Diaz, Colson Whitehead and Derek Walcott have all forgone their usual fees to read at Calabash, a free event. This year, poet and writer Kevin Young discovered that no other lit fest is quite like it.
"Nothing compares to Calabash," Young says. "Just the setting alone, being outside and reading, there [are] very few places that are like that, and they certainly don't have the sea crashing behind you. But they also don't have that kind of vibe where you see people there all day, eating, there with families — it really has a kind of community vibe and also almost a pilgrimage vibe."
A List Of Ingredients
The first essential Calabash ingredient is location: Treasure Beach is a rural, un-touristy slice of Jamaica where there are no all-inclusive vacation packages or umbrella drinks. The boutique hotel where the event take place, Jake's, is a cluster of whimsical cottages strewn across six rocky acres. It's owned by the family of Calabash co-founder Justine Henzell, whose father, Perry Henzell, directed the 1973 classic Jamaican film The Harder They Come. Justine Henzell says the hotel helps set the tone for the festival.
"You walk in here — the colors, the buildings ... the shells in the wall, the bottles in the wall, the quirky shapes of the buildings and the furniture and the way even the garden is laid out — it just makes you realize that you're in a different head space," she says.
The festival's second essential ingredient is the range of readers it brings in, all hand-picked by Kwame Dawes.
"We want to mix race; we want to mix nationalities; we want to mix gender; we want to mix sexual orientation," Dawes says. "We want to constantly show range and show complexity and show diversity."
Then there's the crowd. Here's how Ethiopian novelist Maaza Mengiste, who read from her novel Beneath the Lion's Gaze, describes it: "The audience here has been a different kind of audience than I've ever read for. They are absolutely engaged. ... They're laughing; they feel with you when you're onstage — you can feel that energy, and it was great."
And last but, in Jamaica, certainly not least, the final critical ingredient is music. Calabash features nightly reggae concerts and DJ sets, and concludes with a world-class acoustic performance. Dawes says any literary event in the birthplace of reggae has to showcase that legacy.
Raising The Bar For Lit Fests
This year's Calabash festival may be over, but it's really a year-round thing. The Calabash International Literary Festival Trust stages writing workshops in Jamaica and also publishes Caribbean literature, mostly via Brooklyn-based Akashic Books. Henzell explains that Calabash's ultimate mission is to cultivate local literary talent.
"There are poets who talk about Calabash and say that what they wrote is either 'B.C.' — before Calabash started — or 'A.C.,' " she says, "because the fact that they were able to hear poets from all over the world reading their work made them understand what incredible poetry is. And it was giving them a chance to say, 'OK, my poem is good, but it's not great yet.' "
And in much the same way, the Jamaican festival has also raised the bar for lit fests in general — attend one Calabash and you may never see those other wine-and-cheese shindigs in the same way again.
I'm Melissa Block. Jamaica is known for its music. It's the birthplace of Bob Marley and reggae. An event held each summer for the past decade has also put the island on the map for another art form, literature.
Baz Dreisinger reports on an unusual festival that celebrates language with a distinctly Caribbean twist.
BAZ DREISINGER, BYLINE: Picture a small fishing village - the beach, the rum, the rastas, the tourists and the international literati. Now, imagine everything coming to a standstill at the sound of this.
FRED D'AGUIAR: Crimes of the sea pressed by light. This morning sky, white of stars, chop off my shirt planning sun.
DREISINGER: Fred D'Aguiar's spare verses about cricket fields in Diana(ph) shared the stage with Victor LaValle's comedic oh-so-detailed musings on an American men's room.
VICTOR LAVALLE: I open my mouth to breathe, but the (unintelligible) filth and its corrupted soul haunted me.
DREISINGER: Welcome to Calabash, a three-day international literary festival with a vibe all its own.
DREISINGER: Calabash was founded a dozen years ago by writer Colin Channer, producer Justine Henzell and Ghana-born, Jamaica-bred author, Kwame Dawes.
KWAME DAWES: Calabash focuses on two things. First of all, we intend to make the festival have a Jamaican vibe and spirit - that is ease, comfort, calm, but also innovation. But, secondly, to have a spirit that is almost Scandinavian in a sense of meticulous care for detail and intense level of professionalism.
DREISINGER: No so-called island time at this fest. Things begin and end according to schedule, but this year, poet and writer Kevin Young discovered that no amount of professionalism can tamper with the - OK, I'll say it - laid back (unintelligible) feel of Calabash.
KEVIN YOUNG: You see people there all day, eating. They're with families. It really has a kind of community vibe and also almost a pilgrimage vibe.
DREISINGER: They make that pilgrimage to Treasure Beach, a rural, untouristy slice of Jamaica's south coast. The event is staged at Jake's, a boutique hotel owned by the family of Calabash producer Justine Henzell, whose father Perry directed the 1973 classic Jamaican film, "The Harder They Come."
UNIDENTIFIED MAN: (Singing) So as sure as the sun will shine, I'm going to get my share now of what's mine.
DREISINGER: Justine Henzell points to the hotel, actually a cluster of whimsical cottages strewn across six rocky acres.
JUSTINE HENZELL: You walk in here. The colors, the buildings are painted, the shelves and the wall. It just makes you realize that you're in a different head space.
DREISINGER: Authors jump at the chance to share in that head space every year. In exchange for hotel and airfare, the likes of Junot Diaz, Colson Whitehead and Sonia Sanchez forego their usual fees to read at Calabash. In turn, the event is free and open to the public, but writers, don't bother sending your resumes. Kwame Dawes handpicks the lineup and there's a waiting list.
DAWES: Sometimes you want to mix race, we want to mix nationalities, we want to mix gender, we want to mix sexual orientation. We want to constantly show range and show complexity and show diversity.
MAAZA MENGISTE: There was the biggest parade moving through my street. The skies explode with ticker tape. Strangers kiss on every corner. Their kisses will make me live forever. This is how she makes me feel, like honey, like honey and trombones.
DREISINGER: Then there's the crowd.
DREISINGER: Ethiopian novelist Maaza Mengiste read from her debut, "Beneath the Lion's Gaze," for some 2,000 listeners.
MENGISTE: The audience here has been a different kind of audience than I've ever read for. They are absolutely engaged and they're laughing. They feel with you when you're on stage. You can feel that energy and it was great.
DREISINGER: And last, but in Jamaica, certainly not least, is the final crucial ingredient, music.
DREISINGER: Calabash features reggae concerts and DJ sets and concludes with a world class acoustic performance.
DREISINGER: Calabash only just concluded, but it's really a year round thing. The Calabash International Literary Festival Trust stages writing workshops in Jamaica and also publishes, mostly by a Brooklyn-based Akashic Press, Caribbean literature.
Justine Henzell explains that Calabash's mission is to cultivate literary talent from across the islands.
HENZELL: There are poets who talk about Calabash and say that what they wrote is either BC, before Calabash started, or AC because the fact that they were able to hear poets from all over the world reading their work made them understand what incredible poetry is and it was giving them a chance to say, OK. That poem is good, but it's not great yet.
DREISINGER: And, in the same way, the Jamaican festival has ultimately raised the bar for lit fests everywhere. After all, wouldn't you prefer a Red Stripe on the beach with Derek Walcott to wine and cheese with the tweed and ascot set?
For NPR News, I'm Baz Dreisinger. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright National Public Radio.


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WASHINGTON -- The US Environmental Protection Agency on Thursday held its ground on the federal mandate for using renewable motor fuels, proposing to boost a requirement for next-generation fuel even after it lost a recent court case throwing out last year's requirement.
The agency said it intended to require US refiners and fuel importers to use a total of 16.55 billion gallons of renewable fuel during 2013, up 8.9% compared to 15.2 billion gallons last year. As in previous years, the lion's share of that mandate is expected to be met with ethanol made from Midwestern corn.
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I've had a great response to the OC wrestlers in the wrestling thread, so I started a thread devoted to these hunks.
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Haha you beat me to starting an OC Wrestling thread.
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Have always loved these two. Would love to have a threeway with them. Nice bulge
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I'm sure most of you have heard the uproar by now...Blah, blah, blah....While introducing California Attorney General Ms. Harris President Obama talked about how Brilliant she was then he decided to throw in personal comments which is usually his down fall..
She also happens to be by far the best looking attorney general in the country,
I feel he should've kept it to himself but we're men 24/7 and that will never change..Some of you guys that frequent this forum CRINGE when JayQueer & I talk about the appearances of Political personalites..This is a Porn site so the setting is beyond appropriate...You should never register on a Porn site if you're weak when it comes to shock & awe...We're NOT women we're Grown Men..
Now when I'm at work I only compliment Female co-workers that I have a long-term relationship with. We know each other very well. I've complimented Male co-workers without thinking twice because we're Men and it's never taken as a come-on...Obama is close friends with General Harris and felt he could go there. The Fundraiser setting & who he is does not equal a PASS by the General public.
Obama knows everyone is holding on to his every word. He thinks long sometimes so he thought about it before he said it and still said it...He apoligized to General Harris earlier today. Now he knows to keep his mouth shut when complimenting women in Public...
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Letter from a Buckeye Fan
Date: Sunday, October 29, 12:53 PM
From: joshua wyrick email@example.com
To: michiganzone
Subject: Michigan
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My hate goes deeper than anyone can imagine for michigan. I hate their coach. I hate that stupid banner. I hate their stadium. I hate their players. I hate that gay helmet. I hate the maze rage (learn to rhyme by the way). I hate Bo. I hate your "tradition". I hate Rumeul Robinson. I hate that Mike Hart gets 4.1 ypc and Pittman gets 6.0 ypc, but Hart is "better". I hate your half national championship. I hate bob uefer. I hate the gay florescent yellow pants. I hate the fans that can't name a single player other than talking about tom brady's nfl career. I hate the underground fishbowl (I needed to state that fact again because I hate it so much). I hate Crysler arena and how ghetto it is. I hate michigans campus, which consists of run down frat houses and brick buildings falling apart used as classrooms. I hate Fielding Yost. I hate Gerald Ford. I hate Chris Sabo. I hate the new away uniforms with yellow stripes on it. I hate the "fab" 5. I hate the band uniforms (I didn't know every fall Saturday was queer day in the band section). I hate John Navarre and his biggest butt in football history. I hate the cowbell in the Michigan crowd. I hate the fight song. I hate Mario Manningham. I hate Shawn Crable. I hate Prescott Burgess. I hate the marshmallow throwers in the endzone corner. I hate Desmond Howard. I hate the small tunnel going under the stadium for the players. I hate the pressbox that looks like a giant sideways skyscraper built in 1920 and never fixed up. I hate the bathrooms at the big house. I hate the 6 inch seats. I hate the fat ushers. I hate the University of Michigan
Uh...wow. Thanks for your "thoughts," Joshua. And, hey, good to see you've put college football in proper perspective in your life. Best of luck with that English degree.
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We do hate Desmond Howard. And not just for the Heisman.
At the Texas-Ohio State game at Columbus, he went to the top of Ohio Stadium and sang "Hail to the Victors." Who does that at the UT-OSU game? If it was UM-OSU, maybe I could understand. But literally, that served ZERO purpose except to piss off the home crowd for no good reason.
But to the rest, I think that Mr. Wyrick needs a Prozac. Or something stronger.
P.S. Can you post a positive Buckeye email just for balance?
- November 01, 2006 12:47 AM
Eric forgot the most important point.....Fuck Michigan
- November 01, 2006 1:23 AM
- TitleIX said...
proof positive that buckeyes are morons...
sheez, if ya can't spell or conjugate at least be practical and use the freakin' spell check!?
anybody find his Facebook or MySpace page yet???
- November 01, 2006 1:33 AM
- Sports on a Schtick said...
Give the dude a break. He was probably in the library typing with one hand.
- November 01, 2006 2:29 AM
- Eric said...
I hate to add on to an already unnecessary and childish post but if you would have used the spell check you'd have noticed that you didn't actually ask a question so the ? after your first "statement" should not be there.
Not all Buckeyes are morons.
Go Bucks!
- November 01, 2006 3:05 AM
No, not Fuck Michigan.
Boo Michigan.
We're gonna kick your ass Michigan.
Hell, even I don't mind Ann Arbor is a Whore that much.
But, Fuck Michigan = Classless response. And personally, working with the Sportsmanship Council at Ohio State, I don't want to hear that shit.
My friends worked really fucking hard to improve or at least acknowledge fan behavior, and I don't want the Michigan game to fuck it all up.
Excuse the rant. But if you're going to the game (that means you too Michigan fans), the perception of my soon-to-be M.E. degree will be on the line based on every fan's behavior. So for me, if nothing else, think about that.
And enjoy the greatest rivalry in sports.
- November 01, 2006 3:11 AM
eric s.,
You are in way over your head.
WAY over your head.
Everyone watch this video, and remember that we had two losses going into that game.
- November 01, 2006 7:08 AM
eric s-
Have you ever thought that it was not Desmond that went up to the top of the shoe to sing the fight song that college gameday sent him up there? They did a bit on hail to the victors that day & sent him up there to sing it. Also, do you think he wanted to sing it with that loser Nick Lachey?
Thanks for shaming that crazy buckeye, but lay off Desmond & that gameday bit from last year. Enjoy that they have been at 3 of your games this year & I am sure one more.
- November 01, 2006 7:26 AM
That was some video.
Do you think that a 10 cent can deposit might make a difference in Ohio? There must have been $20,000 laying around in that parking lot!
- November 01, 2006 8:17 AM
Joshua Wyrick,
grow the fuck up. Were you sodomized as a child by your father every time Michigan beat Ohio State? Is that where the hate comes from? Seek Counseling.
- November 01, 2006 8:22 AM
- MGOBLUE94 said...
Jeremy -
WOW - I was there that day and that video does capture what I saw as well. Very strong video and would have to agree that shows how TRUE $uckeye fans are on game day.
- November 01, 2006 8:24 AM
Yeah... I'm in the band in that video, you can see me among the trombones briefly. It was bad that day, but I guess I didn't realize how subhuman that class of people is. They are on a different echelon of existence.
Eric S., you won't make a difference, and I'll still consider you one of them for associating with that team when I get urinated on and batteries thrown at my head.
I'm going with a few friends this year, and we were all gung-ho about wearing our maize and blue to the game, until we saw that video.
- November 01, 2006 8:28 AM
- MGoBlue93 said...
eric s. 9:47 sez:
"P.S. Can you post a positive Buckeye email just for balance?"
HA... trick question!
- November 01, 2006 9:34 AM
This injustice cannot stand! Many bad things have been said about John Navarre (crowned fields, batted passes etc) but there is no way he has "the biggest ass in football history". He doesn't even have the biggest ass of
QB's. Go now, look up Jared Lorenze.
- November 01, 2006 9:36 AM
Wow, doesn't he hate Charles Woodson and Braylon Edwards too?
Joshua...what a pear-shaped loser.
When you manage to stick out as one of the most idiotic nutsack fans amongst a group of nutsack fans with single digit IQs, then that's really saying something.
- November 01, 2006 10:08 AM
Awwww, someone's upset about being rejected from UofM!
- November 01, 2006 10:12 AM
Anon 4:26 -
Fair enough. He still sucks, but I'll concede the argument to College Gameday. But Corso still has a baby arm.
Jeremy -
I've seen the video. But be fair - the entire fanbase shouldn't be paired with some shitty fans. My friend got jumped at the Michigan game last year and got his nose broken...by a fan. Not the Michigan fanbase. Just one (well, a few) shitty fans. There is a difference. But your point is taken.
- November 01, 2006 10:29 AM
- Scott Boswell said...
Is that Ugly Kid Joe?
- November 01, 2006 10:35 AM
- Andy said...
Sorry for the lengthy post, but we need to analyze this (my comments bolded or linked inside parenthesis):
My hate goes deeper than anyone can imagine for michigan (really ?). I hate their coach (funny, Most Buckeye fans I know love Coach Carr, much like I loved John Cooper). I hate that stupid banner. (Did you play on the '73 Buckeyes?) I hate their stadium (perhaps green turf make you nervous). I hate their players (they are rather large aren't they?). I hate that gay helmet (you are right, the coors light silver bullet look is much better). I hate the maze rage (learn to rhyme by the way) (is it the yellow shirts?). I hate Bo (that is funny, because Woody loved him). I hate your "tradition" (winning is a horrible thing). I hate Rumeul Robinson (Ohio guy who delivered a ncaa basketball title, something not seen at OSU since 1960). I hate that Mike Hart gets 4.1 ypc and Pittman gets 6.0 ypc, but Hart is "better" (the "better" measurement is tricky; take pittman away from the bucks and they still are great; take hart away from the wolves and they are not so great). I hate your half national championship (me too, the coaches that gave tom osborne his retirement present should be ashamed). I hate bob uefer (the man is a saint). I hate the gay florescent yellow pants (I have heard a lot of buckeye fans made the same comment, what is the fascination with the pants?). I hate the fans that can't name a single player other than talking about tom brady's nfl career (most Michigan fans I know admit that they liked Henson over Brady when they were in A2). I hate the underground fishbowl (I needed to state that fact again because I hate it so much) (I am confused. Are you talking about the stadium or the fishbowl? 2 separate things.) I hate Crysler arena and how ghetto it is (you are right, it is in a terrible neighborhood). I hate michigans campus, which consists of run down frat houses (buckeye fraternities are nicer?) and brick buildings falling apart used as classrooms (I too am disappointed that we actually use the buildings as classrooms). I hate Fielding Yost (it must be the 4 straight national championships). I hate Gerald Ford (democrat?). I hate Chris Sabo (his championship contribution for the Ohio based Cincinnati Reds was sad). I hate the new away uniforms with yellow stripes on it (Nike has some great stuff in mind for you all soon). I hate the "fab" 5 (your incoming freshman basketball team will make them look like chior boys when all is said and done). I hate the band uniforms (I didn't know every fall Saturday was queer day in the band section) (Outside of Texas A&M all band uniforms are bad, but I do prefer the salvation army look of the TBDBITL). I hate John Navarre and his biggest butt in football history (don't forget the slow feet and bolts on the side of his neck, plus the 2003 game). I hate the cowbell in the Michigan crowd (Hang on Sloopy is better). I hate the fight song (universally accepted as the greatest fight song in america). I hate Mario Manningham (Ohio guy). I hate Shawn Crable (Ohio guy). I hate Prescott Burgess (Ohio guy). I hate the marshmallow throwers in the endzone corner (not as cool as urine or feces throwers at the shoe?). I hate Desmond Howard (Ohio guy, see 1992 game). I hate the small tunnel going under the stadium for the players (no room for drug sniffing dogs?). I hate the pressbox that looks like a giant sideways skyscraper built in 1920 and never fixed up (after all the above, I am not sure why that would bother you, but OK whatever). I hate the bathrooms at the big house (you would rather piss while standing at your seat?). I hate the 6 inch seats (me too, people were much smaller back in the day). I hate the fat ushers (and cheerleaders). I hate the University of Michigan (that is good because you would not have gotten admitted anyway).
- November 01, 2006 10:53 AM
Andy with the lengthy reply-
WOW!!! That was an AWESOME post! I enjoyed reading every word. You are great, my friend!!
- November 01, 2006 11:02 AM
AWESOME! I'm so excited to finally see that my English professor at tOSU is finally getting published.....
What tool. This is the same guy that'll puke on himself and pass out before halftime. He'll probably fall over and knock over the space heater in his trailer too.
If he finds his way to campus, beware. He'll be the one flinging doo everywhere. Figuratively and literally.
Go Buckeyes
- November 01, 2006 11:10 AM
- harry hasselhoff said...
Hey Joshua Wyrick and all "hate filled" Buckeyes:
A) Joshua, you have way too much hate for an 11 year-old
B) It's a football game, and nothing in a game is worth hating. I hate Osama bin Laden and I hate murderers, but I don't hate O-State. I don't care for O-State, but I also don't care to put orange juice in my cereal like I did that one time I was half asleep.
That said, O-State does suck.
- November 01, 2006 11:13 AM
Nice proofing. I meant "what a tool"
- November 01, 2006 11:13 AM
- Kraut said...
I hate the fact that I may never see a Michigan-OSU game in Columbus because I'd prefer to keep by body and my car in tact.
I hate the fact that the only thing anyone focuses on in Columbus is OSU football.
I hate the fact that kids in Columbus grow up thinking that saying, "Fuck Michigan," throwing batteries at the Michigan band, and flipping off anything to do with Michigan are all acceptable forms of behavior.
I hate the fact that OSU chicks are hotter than Michigan chicks.
I hate the fact that Michigan stadium is so damn quiet and that somehow keys are supposed to help.
But I still love the Michigan-OSU game because no one knows who will win, and the players on the field are always far classier than OSU fans.
- November 01, 2006 11:34 AM
I think it's funny that somebody who's mascot is literally a NUT can be so hatefull against the team that has more class in it's big toe than he does altogether!
DUDE, your mascot is a nut!
- November 01, 2006 11:43 AM
- Trevor Pitt said...
Man, Joshua is so right. I hate fat ushers. It's like an epidemic! Someome needs to eliminate Trans-Fat in every stadium. Schwoo, glad someone's so in touch with America's values. It's tough living up to that "Ohio is the microcosm of America" title we've gotten in recent years. And now The Daily Show is even pounding it home this whole week (which I must say is kinda' fun).
How can anyone hate Chris Sabo?! That's Spuds for Christ'sake! Without his 90's antics I'd have no World Series to ever reflect on! And I even like Chris Perry, as long as he stays healthy.
And if you guys notice, Joshua didn't mention that he hates Michigan's key jinglers. Hard on marshmallows, soft on keys?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stoke the couch, the fire's dying down and it's supposed to be a cold one tonight.
PS: And for the record, I don't hate Michigan, I LOVE BEATING THEM!
- November 01, 2006 11:43 AM
Is it a collective "big toe" or is there actually a Big Maize and Blue Toe?
Who's = who is
It's = It is
(just messing with you.)
Go Bucks (we're nuts!)
- November 01, 2006 11:56 AM
- Andy said...
- November 01, 2006 12:03 PM
- surrounded in columbus said...
what i always find odd are the "gay" references to michigan fans.
columbus has w/out a doubt one of the largest gay populations between the coasts (i think i'm supposed to insert the Seinfeld "not that there's anything wrong w/ that" here). the city is known for its tolerance and encouragement of alternative lifestyles and has a number of noted (perhaps famous) cultural events, including an absolutely hilarious parade every year that's as wild as anything this side of SF or mardi gras.
all that said, the continued "gay" deragatory comments from columbus/tosu residents and fans towards michigan is just mystifying given the city's cultural make up.
- November 01, 2006 12:05 PM
Anonymous, it's a collective big toe....
Thanks for the english lesson though! It's been a while since I have been "schooled". Chalk it up to being in a rush to post and get back to work.
- November 01, 2006 12:23 PM
I hate the fact the OSU fans are class-less pieces of shit.
It's a football game that you have nothing to do with moron. I respect Ohio State football. They have a great program. I want Michigan to win of course and reading posts like this I want Michigan to destroy them. It's a great rivalry played by great players who are coached by great coaches. The only thing I hate is the fact that Ohio State fans seem to be for the most part like you. Move on with your life and find something else to hate, like maybe yourself nut-lover!
Go Blue!
- November 01, 2006 12:25 PM
- MGoBlue93 said...
How can anyone hate Michigan so much... given U of M historically has more Ohio players on the roster than any other state? Especially during the Cooper era.
But then again you know what folks say... if you cannot get into college you can always go to ohio state.
- November 01, 2006 12:37 PM
Anonymous said...
I hate the fact the OSU fans are class-less pieces of shit.
Wow, way to class the whole discussion up a notch
- November 01, 2006 12:46 PM
- CaliGirl said...
WOW! What an angry human being. Furthermore, what an ignorant human being. I am afraid to be within 20 miles of him come November 18th (imagine should his beloved Bucks fail him).
I do realize there are classy tOSU fans out there (thanks for posting), it is such a shame fans like this ruin it for EVERY team. It's a game people! Enjoy the greatest rivalry...no need to be in therapy or have to take anger management classes for it.
I agree with Andy, Penalty Kill and Kevin Krause, all well put and my thoughts exactly...so I won't even add.
All I can say is, WOW! What an angry human being.
Go Blue!
- November 01, 2006 12:57 PM
- Trevor Pitt said...
Anonymous 9:25 said...
"I hate the fact the OSU fans are class-less pieces of shit."
Which definition of "class" were you going for here?
A) elegance in dress or behavior
B) a league ranked by quality
C) a body of students who are taught together
D) people having the same social or economic status
E) a collection of things sharing a common attribute
I'll assume defintion E, because you're claiming we're all "pieces of shit." Then again it could be D. You might be using "shit" as a metaphor in regards to social behavior amongst OSU fans. The "pieces of shit" must represent individuals who act in congruence with "shit" as a social norm. But, I could be over analyzing all of this crap.
- November 01, 2006 1:05 PM
ya think?
- November 01, 2006 1:15 PM
- Andy said...
I wonder if the Bellevue High School band has cool uniforms ?
read on
Welcome to the internet Mr. Wyrick.
- November 01, 2006 1:23 PM
- Yost said...
You rock! HELL of a find.
- November 01, 2006 1:36 PM
- Andy said...
My pleasure. Just trying to be part of the team like Jerome Jackson...
- November 01, 2006 1:38 PM
Wow. OWNED!
I was going to talk about Anon 9:25's "Class-less pieces of shit" comment but I think I'm done now.
Andy, can I just call you Scoop?
- November 01, 2006 1:43 PM
- Andy said...
Oh it just gets better and better
Bellevue isn't actually in Belmont County -- but the photo is too good to not be him.
- November 01, 2006 1:53 PM
- Yost said...
Eric S.,
Tried to email you back but for some reason it won't go through. Email me again if you see this.
- November 01, 2006 2:24 PM
- IC said...
What on Earth is Todd Drado doing to that poor turkey?
- November 01, 2006 3:11 PM
It's what we call "Stuffing the Turkey" Don't tell me you all don't do that too. I'm serious. Please don't tell me.
- November 01, 2006 3:16 PM
- Andy said...
I only hope that the guys from the Salvation Army (read: TDBDITL) can score Josh and his fellow Athletic "pep" band mates some better uniforms this holiday season. The nike wind breaker is a bad look at the women's volleyball games.
That is enough. I quit.
- November 01, 2006 4:47 PM
- Trevor Pitt said...
Oh sorry mgoblue84, I didn't realize sarcasm was something people can't detect up North. I'm pretty sure being a smart ass isn't just an Ohio thing. Next time I'll use emoticons or those fancy asterisks that the kids use to get their message across.
- November 01, 2006 5:02 PM
Joshua needs to seek clarity and heed the teachings of Jesus and Jim Tressel.
Love thy neighbor and hate will destroy you are two valuable lessons to learn in life.
Trick Magnet
- November 01, 2006 5:20 PM
Hello all, this is Josh Wyrick. I see you've been having fun with my post. No, I didn't write it. It was written by some other Buckeye fan on an OSU fan forum. I sent it here as a joke, looks like you've all been hving some fun with it.....I guess that was kind of the intention. (I've never been to your campus...so there's no way I'd even know about half of the stuff mentioned in the email)
It's obvious now you know a lot about me. Andy, you are correct in saying that Bellevue is not in Belmont County. It's actually in Huron, Sansusky, Erie, and Seneca Counties. By the way, athletic band plays at more than just volleyball games. We do hockey, basketball, baseball, soccer....etc. Best part about it: we follow the hockey team, and both mens and womens basketball if they make the NCAA tourneys. So if the Bucks ever make the final four, I might be there for free.
Well, it looks like this will be the biggest UM/OSU game in my lifetime (and arguably in history), and I'll be there.
Josh Wyrick
- November 01, 2006 5:57 PM
So -- is that you with the turkey ?
- November 01, 2006 6:15 PM
Nothing is with me and the turkey we are just friends. I had to shoot him for the photo because he told me Michigan was going to win this year. I just can't wait to climb the clocktower on Nov. 18th.
Go Buckeyes!
- November 01, 2006 6:22 PM
You know, I tend to be rather fond of my name, and then jackasses like that have to go and get the same one. Henceforth I will now be posting as Parm, lest anyoe confuse the two of us.
- November 01, 2006 6:51 PM
Being from Columbus and responding to the gay issue posted...The OTHER paper here in C-bus had a cover story not to long ago that read "Why is Columbus so Gay?" Just thought it was funny. Go Bucks!
- November 01, 2006 7:32 PM
- bobmurph said...
I've been to Columbus for the M/OSU game only once, in 2000. As much as I'd like to go again this year to experience in person what is potentially the biggest M/OSU game in my lifetime, after my year 2000 experience I doubt I will ever travel to Columbus again. It's so transparent when Buckeye fans rant about how classless M fans are and how dirty Ann Arbor is. What a joke. That video is an PERFECT EXAMPLE of what tOSU is like. How could anyone be proud of such a shithole? I know there are many good OSU fans who are ashamed of the filth around the 'Shoe and the classless OSU fans and students, but they're either far outnumbered and much less visible than the fans who give OSU a bad name. Obviously, every school has "good" fans and "bad" fans, but it's ridiculous to even suggest that Michigan has worse fans (more bad fans) than OSU...any unbiased person who has been to both venues would attest to that.
My cousin and I joke that if we went to the game this year we would buy a full size Michigan helmet and some pads to protect from batteries and violent attacks from jackass OSU fans.
To the Bucks fan who thinks Ann Arbor is filty and M fans are as classless as tOSU fans, why don't you break out your video camera for the '07 game in A2 and TRY to make a video that compares to the one of Columbus on '02.
- November 01, 2006 7:49 PM
Looks like he stirred up a hornet's nest. Go Buckeyes! Beat Michagain! (<-- spelled wrong on purpose :)
- November 01, 2006 7:59 PM
Whats funny is that I just read through the thing again...and I don't even know who half of the people mentioned are.
Josh Wyrick
- November 01, 2006 8:28 PM
The post below is from young Joshua Wyrick in a post on a Yahoo bulletin board.
Re: [Hartpence2005] Whats Up?
Gable, My original comment wasn't meant to be trash talk. I don't even play football. I actually thought that you guys must have had a home playoff game somewhere in the past. I'm in our band, which is without a doubt the best in this area. I have preformed in 41 halftime shows so far in my high school career, and 41 times we have blown the other band away. After this year we will be 43-0 (including three playoff games) in my high school career. We also did the pregame show for the Browns vs. Jets game in '04.
Now that doesn't mean I don't care about football. I care about the Redmen just the same as I do for my Buckeyes and Browns. I'm completely content with the fact that during my high school career the Redmen won two NOL (Northern Ohio League) titles and went to the playoffs twice. They could still get a NOL title this year if they win out.
So Gable, I hope you guys go deep into the playoffs, so that you can enjoy your senior year as much as I am enjoying mine.
Oh and if you want to talk trash...... The Bellevue Redmen made it to the playoffs numerous times in the past 15 years and hold a 23-8-3 overall record against the Clyde Fliers.
Hard feelings aside, good luck in the playoffs.
Josh Wyrick
P.S. Did you go to tower driving academy in may of '03? If so we were in the same class.
And good luck to everyone else in football, band, and any other activity coming up.
- November 02, 2006 8:43 PM
Another post from our little friend. Unfortunately it doesnt sound like he will be able to dot the i.
Joshua Wyrick
The Ohio State University
Major: Undecided
I won't be able to be in the marching band, no woodwinds :(
But I can still play in the pep bands for basketball, hockey, volleyball, and basically every other sport OSU has, as well as parades, Cedar Point opening day, and the spring football game! So if OSU's basketball team goes far in the NCAA tourney next year (Men's or Women's), odds are I'll be in the pep band that travels with them.
On Sunday (apr. 23rd) I went to the Shoe (in the band center) for an informational meeting about OSU bands. We got to play OSU fight songs with members of the marching band as well as sit and eat our dinner in the lower deck of the stadium. We even had a surprise guest drop in and talk to us, Jim Tressle. I was like 15 ft. from him!
It was an amazing day.
Josh Wyrick
(the electric company guy)
- November 02, 2006 8:51 PM
And your point is....
Josh Wyrick
- November 03, 2006 9:59 AM


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Okay I fucking LOVE rugby players, so this thread will be dedicated to stories about my experiences on a rugby team.
Here are some hunky players if you want people to fantasize over!!!
Sorry if this first story doesn't include much sexual content but it's a prelude of things to come!
I was the new guy on a rugby team over in Europe, recently having graduated from college and excited to live in a new part of the world. I had played the sport in college but it ended badly. My senior year I was outed as gay and faced much harrassment from my teammates, both during practice and off the field. I was even cornered in the locker room by a few of my teammates and threatened. I feared for my physical safety, but nothing happened fortunately.
As a result of my experiences back in the States, I felt very reluctent to be out to my new teammates. It was very hard to do, so I mostly avoided too much contact with them. I would go to practice and then leave without showering and never went out with members of my team as a whole. It was hard, but I didn't want to take the risk of getting beaten up or worse.
There were two guys whom I had become close to. Their names were Stefan and Antonio. They were great guys. We would go out to bars and talk about the team, our families, and life in general. One night at the bar I got a little too drunk and started to talk about what happened when I was in college. I started to cry as I talked about it.
Stefan put his hand on my shoulder, "Don't worry, nothing of the sort will happen here", he assured me.
"Yah. Remember Gareth Thomas is out, so it's not as big of a deal anymore", Antonio added.
It felt great to hear those words, though I still had my guard up and wondered if what they said was really true.
A couple nights later the three of us were hanging out at Stefan's parent's home (they had a huge house in the country and were out of town) and having some drinks. After a couple of sips I started to feel faint. I began closing my eyes and tilting my head back.
"We don't have much time", I heard Antonio say.
I was too weak to fight back, but I saw them coming towards me on the sofa. When they stood over me, Stefan began to take my shirt off. At that point I blacked out.
I awoke still on the sofa to feel something over my head, which felt like a pillowcase. After realizing that I was stripped of all my clothes except for a jockstrap and my hands and feet were tied with plastic ties, I began to freak out. Sweat began to pour down my face and my heart was racing a mile a minute.
"What the fuck guys?! I fucking trusted you!!!", I shouted at Stefan and Antonio, not knowing if they even heard me or were even around. Tears began to well up in my eyes from fear. So many thoughts popped into my head of what could happen to me. I might've been big and strong, but they were both bigger, and could probably kill me if they wanted to. I then heard footsteps coming towards me. A gentle touch was felt on my shoulder.
"Steve, don't worry. We're not going to hurt you. We want to help you out", Stefan said. I felt another hand on my other shoulder.
"Yes, you deserve to feel welcome on this team", Antoino added.
"What did you give me?", I asked.
"Just a mild sedative. Completely harmless, even with alcholol. You've only been out for 2 hours", Stefan replied.
I felt Antonio move down to my feet. He cut the tie off of them. Without warning they both lifted me up by my arms, still keeping my hands tied behind my back though. As they slowly pulled me along I felt my body brush against their bare skin. They were both naked too! I wondered what they hell was going to happen, but at the same time I felt safe with them.
After we stopped I heard a familiar voice.
"Kneel down", the voice commanded.
I recognized it immediatly as Hanz, our team captain. I obeyed as Stefan and Antonio lightly pressed down on my shoulders. Suddenly the pillowcase was removed from my head and I couldn't believe my eyes. My entire team was in the foyer, and they were all wearing nothing but jockstraps. My attention quickly was directed back to Hanz as he stood right in front of me holding a glass with what looked like black paint.
"Steve, we understand what happened to you in your past. We want you to feel welcome with us, and not be afraid to be yourself. You are a valued member of this team and we care about your well being", Hanz said with sincirity. He then dipped his finger into the paint and began to rub it on my chest.
"This is a Celtic symbol for brotherhood. Know that we think of you as a brother, a teammate, and a friend", Hanz stated as he finished. He then dipped his finger in the paint a second time and rubbed it across my forehead.
"It's done!", Hanz shouted enthusiastically. Before I could even smile I was lifted up by Stefan and Antonio and my jockstrap was pulled down to the floor. I noticed that my teammates were doing to same thing. They all came towards me, stark naked, and patted me on the shoulder and cheek, officially welcoming me onto the team.
I looked back into the crowd and saw Stefan and Antonio, standing and smiling at me.
"Thank you", I mouthed, nearly hold back tears of happiness. My fears were all gone after that point, and it set things up for even greater adventures down the road!


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Kudos to Dante Lauretta and Adam Showman, both of whom were promoted to Full Professor (from Associate Professor with Tenure), beginning with the 2012-2013 academic year. Kudos, also, to Peter Smith, who was granted tenure (from Full Professor). Our congratulations to Dante, Adam, and Peter!
LPL at the Tucson Festival of Books
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New Faculty Member: Isamu Matsuyama
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Fall 2011 GTA Excellence Award
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Deluxe Studio in the heart of South Beach, Miami
Size305 ft²
Floor No.(with elevator)
- Air conditioning
- Elevator in building
- Towels
- Internet/WiFi
- Kitchen
Accommodation summary
Studio amenities include free high speed internet access, LCD Digital white cable TV, individual temp control A/C with remote, mini-fridge, microwave, coffee maker, phone, hairdryer, sony clock/radio, blackout curtains, 2 portable beach chairs with canopy to take to the beach, iron and ironing board. Your studio comes with 1 queen bed, your own private bathroom/shower, 4 fresh clean towels, linen, liquid hand soap, dial soap and shampoo gel all in one for cleansing the entire body/hair. During your stay nobody will be cleaning your studio unless if you wish to have cleaning service there is an extra charge of $45 per day(optional). The studio I own (305 sq ft) is in a condo- hotel, situated on the corner 2nd floor on the back side of the building. Also on the same 2nd floor (front-side) of the building there is a 1500 sq ft balcony that you share with the other guests/tenants of the building. Upon arrival at the hotel front desk you must present a photo id and the front desk is open 24 hours and there is no smoking allowed inside the studio. At least one person must be 21 years or over to check-in according to Florida law. A minimum of 5 nights stay is required unless if you wish to stay a shorter time the cost of the room per night will be a little more. Please note my studio does NOT have a stove neither a hot plate.
From Miami Int'l Airport it costs about $33 for a taxi, if you are travelling alone you can take the blue super shuttle (shared van) for $22 per person. If you really want to save costs you can take 2 buses costing less than $3 to get to the studio.
There is NO free parking available. There are public garages, private garage, metered parking and valet service available. Valet service is currently $27 per day. The garages range from $18-$20 per day..subject to change.
House rulesPlease no drugs, no smoking in the studio, excess drinking, no loud noise and respect your fellow hotel guests.
Strictly NO smoking inside the studio. There is a $100 fine if the studio smells of smoke.
$100 refundable security deposit, due upon accepted booking, paid via PayPal or credit card.
Exit cleaning fee is included during your stay. Optional daily cleaning can be requested via messaging for a fee.
• Your credit card will be charged if household wares/items are removed from the room or the bed linen and towels are stained and cannot be used again.
• We are not responsible for the loss of personal belongings or valuables of guests.
• We are not responsible for any accidents, injuries or illness that occurs while on the premises or its facilities.
I encourage you to have fun...fun..fun..
Welcome to your new home away from home!!!
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Reviews of this property
Wir hatten einen sehr netten Kontakt mit herrn Abdel. Er ist sehr hilfsbereit und wir haben sehr gute Informationen bekommen. Vom Appartement waren wir weitgehend enttäuscht.... Im Herzen von South Beach stimmt. Es ist alles gut erreichbar... Dementsprechend ist es aber nicht entsprechend der Beschreibung ruhig. .. Die Fenster vom Appartement lassen sich nicht öffnen, so daß man ohne Frischluft auskommen muß... Die Klimaanlage geht direkt aufs Bett.. Erkältung vorprogrammiert...Die Fenster waren seit Monaten nicht geputzt. Man konnte draußen kaum was erkennen...Für 10 Tage ohne Frischluft nicht zumutbar... Ansonsten ist im Appartement alles ein bischen in die Jahre gekommen. Von Deluxe leider weit entfernt.... Kühlschrank macht laute Geräusche. Wir haben ihn Nachts immer ausgestellt. Bettwäsche zum wechseln wäre auch nett gewesen..Ansonsten ausreichend Handtücher vorhanden.
+ Small but nice, everything clean + great location 5min walk to Beach + beach chairs + modern air conditioning -Is not really something to complain about! Room is integrated into the hotel, initially somewhat unusual but not bad ... to be recommended in any case to the travel budget to spare !!
+klein aber fein, alles sauber +super Lage 5min Fußweg zum Beach+Strandstühle +moderne Klimaanlage -gibt nicht wirklich was zu meckern! Zimmer ist in ein Hotel integriert, anfangs etwas ungewöhnlich aber nicht weiter schlimm...auf jeden Fall zu empfehlen um das Reisebudget zu schonen!!
Great value, location very good. Studios very practical. Would I book again immediately!
Super Preis-Leistung, Lage sehr gut. Studios sehr zweckmässig. Würde ich sofort wieder buchen!
The stay in Miami in Abdel's studio was great! the check-in and out is very convenient. The apartment is very clean with AC and TV. The bed is very The stay in Miami in Abdel's studio was great! the check-in and out is very convenient. The apartment is very clean with AC and TV. The bed is very comfortable and big enough for couple. It is seriously couple of minute walking from the beach and great located near by many shops. The public (payed) garage is two streets further.
We had great time and spent wonderfull week in Miami. and big enough for couple. It is seriously couple of minute walking from the beach and great located near by many shops. The public (payed) garage is two streets further.
We had great time and spent wonderful week in Miami in this studio.
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From the very beginning a nice communication. Everything went ok, starts with taxi pick up at the airport and also check out. (on Time) We got a warm and harty welcome from the greeter.
> Abdel thanks to have rented the apartment to us.
In general everything was ok. The size, the bathroom, the kitchenette, Venti and Clima Controll worked well.
And the balcony is great.
It is also well centralized located in Bavaro. (El Dorado Apartment Village - at Avenida Alemania - Corner Espacio Turquesa-Playa Turquesa-)
(unfortunately the Wimdu GPS and map show the wrong location, but thankfully it isn´t located there, otherwise you would be to far away from Bavaro live and locals)
GREAT location, great apartment for a great price. Thanks Abdel! everybody who talks bad about this room dont know south beach at all and should get a room at LOEWS for 500$/night :)
Our stay in Abdel's studio in Miami Beach was good. It was clean, comfortable and close to Ocean Drive and all the Hotspots in South Beach. We spent a great time there.
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The rise of a profession within a profession: the development of the architectural technology discipline within the profession of architecture. Barrett, Niels (The Robert Gordon University Scott Sutherland School of Architecture and Built Environment, 2011-03)This thesis investigates the emergence of a new specialisation within the profession of architecture, namely that of the architectural technologist. The main original contributions from the research concern a deep ...