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Fans of The Division that have been clammoring for new content are not going to be thrilled about this. According to reports on IGN, it seems that The Division's next DLC pack, Survival, has been delayed! And not only has it been delayed, but Ubisoft hasn't given us a new date when to expect it. And the bad news doesn't stop there. With Survival getting delayed, this also means that the third pack, Last Stand, will now be push from late 2016 into sometime in early 2017.
The original plan was to release Survival, the games second major expansion, in September alongside Update 1.4. Now the 1.4 update has slipped into an October release and will no longer be releasing with Survival. According to Ubisoft the delays will "enable us to strengthen the core experience before adding new content, but also continously improve it by allowing for more production time to ensure the quality of future updates as well." Ubisoft also said that the update will "focus entirely on bug fixing, game balancing, and other improvements."
After the update, loot drops will be "more relevant to the player," and various balancing will be done across gear sets, weapons, and player versus player combat in the dark zone. A complete overview of the patch will arrive on September 13th.
This is definitely what I don't want to hear coming from Ubisoft and Massive Entertainment. I am a huge fan of The Division and would love new content to play. However it is good to know that the publisher and developer are set on fixing the base game before piling more stuff on top of a broken foundation. Even though this is bad news at this point in time, it could be good news in the long run.
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the 4th of July of all relationships is about to set off fireworks, a different set of fireworks explode in the city.
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bouncing and it isn't even safe to sit and smooch in a parked car anymore, since Son of Sam Part II is playing at a parking lot near you!
While Michael juggles his vacation and his assignment as chief investigator of the mounting multiple homicides, a couple of local Long Island bullies are beating-up some of the Barrett boys on the beach.
If that isn't enough, FBI beauty, Emily Parker, is asked to team with Michael again. The sparks were flying high the last time the two lawmen occupied the same zip code and Michael's new feelings for Mary Catherine are tested.
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Chances are that if a Taurus man left you in the first place, he knew something you didn't.
Something in his mind was telling him that the relationship you two had together wouldn't work out. But is there a way to get your Taurus man back into your life? Even if he's ignoring you?
YES. It's possible. It worked for many other women in your situation. I won my Taurus man's heart back, too. Here's some of what you can do.
My name is Anna Kovach and I am a Relationship Astrologer. My step-by-step astrological guide, Taurus Man Secrets, has already helped thousands of women like you win the love of that special Taurus man in their life — and I hope it can do the same for you. You can learn more about my story here and how you too can create a deeper connection with your Taurus man.
OK, what next?
If you want him back, you need to tell him in the best way possible and drown out that voice inside his head saying no.
Taurus men are comforting, reliable, and family-oriented. There's no one way to get him back that will work for everyone or every circumstance, but these starter tips will definitely point you in the right direction.
1. Honesty pays with a Taurus
Be honest with your Taurus man. They'll appreciate you more for it and it'll probably clear the air a bit if you say what you mean. If something was happening in your relationship and you didn't speak on it, that could have been what drove you two apart.
Speak out on it and say everything you need to say. Listen to what he has to say too and work off of that. Honesty plays a big part in relationships with Taurus men. If you can't be honest with him, he'll know something's up and it won't be worth his time.
Honesty is a sacred thing to them that they prioritize in every situation. Being honest will only have positive outcomes. The reactions may be negative, but it's not worth it to keep secrets around a Taurus man because they will find it out eventually and it's better to tell him yourself than for him to find out from another source.
2. Compliments (always) work
Compliment him like he's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen because he should be. This could possibly be the love of your life and you need to show him how much you love him. Express into words how you feel about him and why you fell in love with him in the first place.
Speaking on that, it will spark your love and the love you shared when you first met and fell for each other.
Before anything bad happened, before you fell apart, the young love you had when you met will spark again and you have a small window to jump through to keep that feeling between you two. Give genuine compliments and don't belittle or tease him. The trueness of what you're saying will be the thing that keeps it going.
3. (A little) space may be all he needs
If your Taurus man is hurt, ultimately all you can give him is space. Taurus men aren't very social by nature, so they may ignore your calls and stay at home, or even go away for a few days just to clear their head.
Don't be worried if they don't talk to you after a few hours or days. They are sensitive people who need their space every now and again. If you really want to or need to reach them, give it some time and wait for them to reach out for you.
If or when they realize that they need you; that will be your time to shine. They are fairly emotional people, so be gentle with them. Kindness and honesty will get you to where you want to be.
4. You'll need a little determination
Taureans may be the nicest people out there in the world, but just because they love to please others doesn't mean they'll always put someone else in front of them. If you did them wrong, it'll take some time for the to forgive you. Don't give up trying, though.
If they are worth trying to get back, it is worth working for. Giving up on them after trying once and not succeeding will just tell them that you don't think they're worth it, that you don't think you're worth it yourself or that you don't really care enough to work harder to get them back.
Trying once and leaving won't work with reverse psychology on a Taurus man. They'll give up the exact moment you do because if you're not willing to make it work, why should they be putting all their effort into something you don't even want.
To get a Taurus man back, you're going to have to work for it. If they're worth it, it won't feel like work. BUT if you're serious about getting him back into your life…the first step is UNDERSTANDING HIM on a deeper level.
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Not going to repurchase. It's only what? three days? and I'm already halfway through the bottle. Plus 6 oz for approx. $10.00 doesn't sound like a steal to me. But will that stop me from trying the PBH gelatine goo that I've read about on the NC.com boards? Nope. I just recently discovered that the passion shine gel is marketed as a flexible/medium hold gel….something my hair doesn't much like on its own.
Today I washed with my bay rum bar (loving the spicy scent!), did an ACV rinse, rinsed out curls coconut sublime, scrunched excess water out, scrunched in two dimes of cj coffee coco, and a nickels worth each of lush the big tease mixed with pbh passion shine (x2). The result? Not a great hair day. Even my SO noted that it doesn't look as controlled as it usually does. My hair feels fluffy and there isn't a whole lot of holding action going on. I think the pbh flexible hold cancelled out the tough hold the lush usually has. On the plus side, my hair isn't horrible enough that it requires putting up in a messy bun, nor has it expanded into frizz city like it did the first time I used KMF upper management.
What I did notice with some surprise was when I lightly scrunched out the excess water after rinsing out the curls conditioner, my hair clumped up in a major way and the waves remained. Nice.
I'm still liking my sedusa and after diffusing today, I had no troubles at all taking my hair out.


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Islamophobia – anti-Muslim racism – is being described on much of the broadcast media as a form of "extremism" or of "hate crime".
But there is something distinct about Islamophobia. Not distinct in that it is in some way worse to be the victim of anti-Muslim violence compared with, say, anti-gay violence.
It is distinct in that Islamophobia has been central to the policy and legitimising ideology of the again expanding "war on terror" and of every major state and government in Europe and the US.
It operates in two ways. The first is open and direct, as when right wing politicians claim that Muslims as a whole somehow create an "extremism" or "tolerate extremism" or are incompatible with the "liberal values" which we are told underpin our societies.
The second is not so direct.
In 2005, the British government of Tony Blair did not actually set out to fan anti-Muslim racism, in the way that last year the Tory party of David Cameron and Theresa May did in the London mayor campaign.
But when it was confronted by the very consequences of the war on terror that many people from MI5 to the anti-war movement had warned of – that it would increase the likelihood of terrorist attacks in Britain – it faced a choice.
It could accept that those consequences had indeed been predicted. But that would mean having to change the war policy, which was a product of the special relationship between Britain and the US, and of the big power interests of both states in the Middle East and the world following 9/11.
And it would have to accept that opponents of the disastrous "war on terror" had been right.
To do that would have spelled the immediate end of Tony Blair. And it would have probably meant that the kind of political surge we have now around Jeremy Corbyn would have happened then – over a decade ago – on an even bigger scale than it did.
It would also have called into question the underlying militarism of the British state, and deepened the social feeling for a radically new course.
So it could not do that. Nor have successive governments been able to. Because they hold those militarist and corporate power interests central.
So it had to come up with something else. It had to locate the 7/7 attacks in Britain as being in some way the fault of Muslim communities.
It did not set out to create a climate where Muslims would be attacked on the street.
But because it could not admit to the true explanation, it had to come up with a false one – and that is why it went further down the road of Islamophobic racism.
Instead of rationally trying to understand and break out of the cycle of war and terror, it maintained that cycle and tried to explain away terrorism as the product of irrational Muslims who in some way or another incubated terrorism.
And so there is a uniqueness to Islamophobia in Britain.
It is that British governments committed to imperialist interventions alongside the US must generate Islamophobia.
And once generated it becomes a political tool in its own right. It becomes more crafted – through policies and large state mechanisms such as the Prevent strategy.
It becomes used more directly – whether by the far right or by Tory politicians trying to win elections. And then there is an auction between the two.
It moves from the default, fake, racist justification of the failed war on terror to permeate the state and the political interventions of the right and – in much of Europe – large parts of the centre left as well.
It becomes cruder too. Tony Blair's career sums that up. Gone are his artful formulations of 2005 after the London bombing. Now he is as explicit as one of the far right Trump ideologues – there is a war of civilisation against an evil problem which he says is specific to Muslims and their culture.
And, as many of us warned 16 years ago, Islamophobia becomes the cutting edge for the growth of other forms of racism, also serving fundamentally as false ideologies to mask real problems – low pay = blame migrants.
We all want hate crimes investigated and perpetrators caught.
But Islamophobic racism is not just a hate crime – as when some thug attacks a woman wearing a hijab.
It is centrally driven by the state, defending corporate capitalist interests through militarism, war abroad and authoritarianism at home.
And in it we see why despite decades of anti-racism, racist ideology is continually refreshed in new forms and reinvigorated old ones by the capitalist system and state we live under.
That is why in uniting against Islamophobia and racist division we need movements and politics which oppose imperialism, war and capitalism – one of whose central ideological props is now anti-Muslim racism.


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What the EFF are we listening to? Britney Spears "Perfume" edition
December 10, 2013
Hello, my pets and pet-tetes or pet-tesses!
You can safely "ass"ume that today we will discuss the "Princess of Pop" Britney Spears' new jawn PERFUME.
Do we call the "Princess of Pop"? Is she the "Pop Princess"? I know that Michael Jackson was the "King of Pop" and Madonna was the "Queen of Pop", so Britney Spears could easily be their frightening off-spring. And by frightening, I don't mean that Spears herself is "frightening" and more so am referring to the vaginal intercourse act between Madonna and Michael Jackson to create Britney Spears is frightening.
I guess we can hope that Britney was a pop test tube baby, right? Artificial insemination pop child. That would be less frightening.
And, being a baby of cold and distant and unemotional science might explain why Britney has all these intimacy issues. You know? If you think about it. Being pop created in some pop lab and going through pop gestation in a pop petri dish. That's how test tube baby's are born, right? They just throw an egg or two down in a shallow bowl then shoot some jizz on it and let that simmer for about 9 months and there's a baby eventually? And that's the story of Britney Spears…
Now, that that is settled…
Britney Spears is 32, mother of 2, been in the game for two decades, and fuckable as ever.
While a grade A sex symbol for pretty much my entire career as a masturbator, Britney has had issues – many – with men and, apparently, Britney has not learned her lesson because her newest jingle is about dealing with another wandering dick in her life.
OR… is it she who has the wandering puss-say? That was _dharv's original interpretation of the song.
Either way, "Perfume" is teaching a horrendous lesson to girls everywhere and men as well. So, it's teaching everyone a terrible lesson. Because you're either a boy or a girl, and if you're both then you're not learning anything good either. So, just to be clear, Britney Spears is hurting everyone with this song. EVERYONE!
It's kind of catchy though. I mean most of these pop songs are. The first time I heard "Wrecking Ball" I hated it and, now, I'm 99% sure I'd sing it at karaoke. Not that I go to karaoke, but I guess whenever I'm in my car I'll sing it like I sing Lady Gaga's "Applause" or Afrojack's "I want you to take over control", which are my jams.
Anyway… here are the lyrics to this song that is pro-cheating on your significant other…
Do I imagine it, or do I see your stare?
Is there still longing there?
Oh I hate myself, and I feel crazy
Such a classic tale
Well, there's always going to be longing. I mean I stuff myself with dinner and I still LONG for dessert. We're never truly satiated, but I get that she's seeing extra longing like she's not enough. And, that line of thinking in and of itself is a blaming the victim mentality. Unless, Britney has gone abstinent to become a second time virgin or something. I mean I don't know what's happening in their bedroom. Is Britney not slanging her thang around enough? Is she slanging it and he's not into it? Because that's some crazy shit. If Britney was slanging it around like a healthy woman in a healthy relationship should then this is not her fault.
Let's also throw it out there that Britney Spears could be totally crazy and this guy isn't cheating. That's a very real possibility. I'm a Britney Spears fan, but it's not because of her rational thought.
And, it's totally a real possibility that she knows a cheater when she sees one because she's dealt with some shady ass men in her life.
Either way, the girl is at home and she's bugging da' fuck out. Not a good start…
Current girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, I'm trying to be cool
Am I being paranoid? Am I seeing things? Am I just insecure?
So, there's a specific chick that she thinks her man is diddling with his peener and it's the girl he was diddling with his peener. I'd say there's a 90% chance he's banging his ex-girlfriend if he's still in contact with her. I've known a few people who are friends with their ex, but not many. Usually that is trouble. That's a one way trip to troubs town, you know?! Anyway, there's still a chance Britney's crazy and his ex lives in Wyoming and no one really knows anyone who live in Wyoming, it's a place that solely exists for crazy recluses.
I want to believe
It's just you and me
Sometimes it feels like there's three of us in here, baby
That's what she said!
She's being metaphorical, but if she doesn't know whether or not there are 3 people in a relationship then that's some "Fight Club" ish.
So I wait for you to call
And I try to act natural
Have you been thinking 'bout her or about me?
And while I wait I put on my perfume,
Yeah, I want it all over you
I'm gonna mark my territory
Uhhhhh… you what?
You put on your perfume? While, he's out possibly banging another broad (or man broad), you're just washing yourself down with Chanel No. 5? And, you're doing this, so that he will smell of your perfume when he's out sticking his dill pickle into other chick's sesame seed buns?
That is a TERRIBLE idea.
First, waste of perfume. Perfume is expensive. And, a $100 some odd bottle should last you awhile.
Second, it's probably cancer inducing huffing all that perfume.
Third, it's not a solution at all for curbing a cheating man.
Fourth, if you want to "mark" your territory then truly mark it and spray the man with your piss.
That's right. Piss on the dude! He's fucking cheating on you. Fucking piss on him. Piss on him and tell him, "That's what you get, dickhead" or "this is me marking you, you fucking dickhead idiot" and then fucking piss all over him.
I'll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells my perfume
I'll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells my perfume
I hide it well, hope you can't tell but I hope she smells my perfume
I hide it well, hope you can't tell but I hope she smells my perfume
And by perfume, Britney Spears should mean her piss.
Maybe when he's out fucking around on you, Britney, you should be grilling up some asparagus with some lemon pepper zest and work on your vaginal aim, so when he walks through the door you shoot a braided stream of golden stank urine into his retina. FUCKING TAKE THAT, YOU FUCK!
Because spritzing yourself with a floral perfume you picked up the other day from Macys AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT.
I wanna fill the room when she's in it with you
Please don't forget me
Do I imagine it, or catch these moments?
I know you got history
Man, fuck that bitch. And by bitch, I mean the ROYAL BITCH as in the bitch you're dating who is cheating on you and the bitch he's cheating on you with.
Oh, you don't want him to forget you? Guess who never gets forgotten, the girlfriend who pisses in her man's face for cheating on her! That's who never gets forgotten. He'll never forget that. He'll wish he could forget you using your vag as a super soaker and pot shotting him in his ocular cavities with your piss. He'll totally forget you if you're just spraying perfume on yourself while he's out blowing loads in some skank ho. FUCK THIS DUDE! Fucking piss on him already! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR! PISS ON HIM!
Seriously, are we even pretending that Britney Spears in not capable of pissing… literally pee out of her puss… on a guy? Do you remember her shaving her head and attacking K-Fed's care with an umbrella? That was a great moment. I like the intensity and I like the commitment, but the gameplan was weak balls. Piss is the new gameplan. Piss is the winner's gameplan.
But I'm your girlfriend, now I'm your girlfriend trying to be cool
I hope I'm paranoid, that I'm just seeing things, that I'm just insecure
Honestly, you should find out if he's really cheating on you before you piss on him.
That's going to be difficult to justify or recover from if you wrongly piss on a non-cheater. I mean who knows what's actually going on. He's going out to lunch with his ex-girlfriend? Maybe she's in trouble and needs some advice or maybe she works at a lucrative law firm and she can get her ex-boyfriend a job because she's a modern woman who isn't still invested in her ex at all or maybe your boyfriend is actually conning the shit out of his ex to only fucking ruin her life even more because that's how your bf rolls. He's got issues with grudges and he's not satisfied with his ex having a happy life. I don't know.
Maybe your boyfriend has an evil twin and you know nothing about it because it's a family secret and you're only going to find out about it once you're married. Who knows anymore?!
I want to believe
It's just you and me
Sometimes it feels like there's three of us in here, baby
Maybe you should make it four. Add another dude into the mix. I don't know. Do you.
So I, wait for you to call
And I try to act natural
Have you been thinking 'bout her or about me?
And while I wait I put on my perfume,
Yeah, I want it all over you
I'm gonna mark my territory
It's just a terrible terrible message to girls and boys alike.
Let's say this is a heterosexual relationship as the song says, but this really works for anyone, but we'll stick to that with the girl being the one cheated on…
For girls, it's teaching chicks that getting cheated on isn't that big of a deal.
Seriously?! That's not a good message. You've got a guy cheating on you and you're only means of solving it is to spray yourself with perfume, so that when he continues to cheat on you that the other girl might notice the smell of your perfume while your boyfriend is balls deep in her. That's not a fucking solution. That's fucking stupid.
Instead, break up with the dude or piss on him or piss on him and break up with him or tell one of your platonic guy friends who would absolutely love to get balls deep in you and he'll go beat your boyfriend up with a baseball bat or something. There are limitless options. Go find the chick he's cheating on you with and set fire to her car. I don't know. Use your imagination. Make sure that whatever you do, you hurt your boyfriend in some way. He's the real issue. You can attack the other girl too for good measure, but don't let him get away without you scarring him physically, mentally, or both. You know? Just have fun with it.
For boys, it's teaching dudes it's OK to cheat because that's what guys do and nothing happens to cheaters even if you're caught.
Hey dudes, don't cheat.
So I, wait for you to call
And I try to act natural
Have you been thinking 'bout her or about me?
And while I wait I put on my perfume,
Yeah, I want it all over you
I'm gonna mark my territory
Get a 32ounce Slurpee, drink it down, piss on him.
Also, I guess you don't have to piss on him. I guess you could just drink the 32 ounce beverage of choice, pee it back into the cup, and then wait for him to get home and throw it on him. I'd suggest keeping it on the stove a low until he shows up, so that it still has that hotness that it has when exiting your peehole.
I'll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells my perfume
I'll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells my perfume
I hide it well, hope you can't tell but I hope she smells my perfume
I hide it well, hope you can't tell but I hope she smells my perfume
Perfume is piss or nothing at all.


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NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Florida State leading scorer Terance Mann is expected to miss the No. 9-seeded Seminoles' second-round NCAA tournament game Sunday night against No. 1 seed Xavier as he deals with what is believed to be a groin strain, according to coach Leonard Hamilton.
Mann, who is averaging 13.2 points and 5.7 rebounds this season, suffered the injury during Friday's win over No. 8 seed Missouri Tigers.
Hamilton said Mann had undergone multiple MRIs to see "where he is."
"I think he has a groin strain," Hamilton said Saturday. "He was quite sore last night. I don't expect him to play, unless the doctor comes and tells me something different. But we have to wait and see."
Hamilton said Mann had been bothered by the injury prior to the tournament.
"If you noticed last night, there was several kids that slipped on the floor," Hamilton said. "Obviously, I hope that's not the case when we play tomorrow night, but [Mann] did take a ... slide, and it was very painful, and we just thought that he was not at the level that we could utilize him for the remainder of the game."


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What books did you read as a boy? Did you have particular authors or genres you pulled on in this novel? I saw mention of the background story of Bedtime Story in the Globe and Mail and of a long-lost author who you Googled, but other influences?
RJW: When I was a kid, I adored the Madeleine L'Engle books - Wrinkle in Time and Wind in the Door. A Swiftly Tilting Planet came later. I loved the John Bellairs horror novels, starting with The House with a Clock in Its Walls — I think a lot of who I am as a writer came out of those. I liked the series books, especially the Alfred Hitchcock and The Three Investigators books. My first adult books were similar—Ian Fleming's James Bond books at the high end, the trashy Executioner and Nick Carter series at the low. And of course Stephen King. Of course.
I was twelve when I stole and read The World According to Garp. It changed my life. To my mind, that's the last book of my childhood, and the first book of my adulthood.
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Taipei, Taiwan – December 14th, 2007 – TUL Corporation – a leading manufacturer of ATI graphics cards today announced the PowerColor HD 3870 512MB SCS3 silence edition; the best performing noiseless graphic card for HD 3870 series. While running passively, this model maintains the original specifications with core engine of 775MHz core, 2252MHz effective memory speed, 512MB GDDR4 and 320 stream processing unit; it also built-in HDMI with 5.1 surround audio, support Microsoft® DirectX® 10.1, PCI Express 2.0, and ATI CrossFire X technology. This silent cooling solution expects to launch on January 2008.
In order to satisfy every gamer, PowerColor provides a truly silent solution- HD3870 512MB SCS3 edition, with specially design cooling system, to meet everyone's expectation in the market. This extraordinarily designed model has a core clock speed of 775MHz, and effective memory speed running at 2252MHz, provided the same exciting gaming performance as the standard version.
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Word Economic Forum 2003
O'Reilly Threatens Dissenters
Bill O'Reilly Loses It
Reactions to War
The 14 Characteristics of Fascism
George W. Bush's Resume
Operation Iraqi Freedom: By The Numbers
O'Reilly Threatens Dissenters
'You Will be Considered Enemies of the State'
'You Will be Spotlighted'
Joins Cheney Campaign of 'Anti-Patriotism' Intimidation
Bill O'Reilly - 02/26:
"Once the war against Saddam Hussein begins,
we expect every American to support our military,
and if you can't do that, just
shut up
Americans, and indeed our foreign allies who actively work against
our military once the war is underway,
will be considered enemies of the state by me
Just fair
warning to you, Barbra Streisand and
others who see the world as you do
I don't want to demonize anyone, but anyone
who hurts this country in a time like this, well.
Let's just say
you will be spotlighted
Talking points invites all points of view and believes vigorous
debate strengthens the country, but once decisions have been
made and lives are on the line,
must be factored in."
-- Bill O'Reilly
Finally, the bait and switch. O'Reilly tells
that you must not only support American
troops but support the Iraq policies of "
the government
" - Which means, of course, the policies,
methods, and timetable of the unelected fraud who occupies the White House as a result
of successfully fighting to crush democracy in America:
"This does not give
the government
carte blanche to do anything,
but it does give
the government the benefit of the doubt
at least until that
benefit is proven wrong as it was in Vietnam."
No it doesn't, you unAmerican loudmouth.
And how, pray tell, can government policy be "proven wrong" when Americans
have been denied their freedom of speech? O'Reilly doesn't tell his freshly frothed fans.
He doesn't have to - they're Moron-American sheep who won't ask.
But those patriots who believe the longer troops remain in Iraq the greater the risk
them and to American civilians
as a result of
an energized al Qaeda, winning new,
insane, willing, suicidal recruits by the day
are not only
to assert political pressure
on the American government but
morally obligated
to speak out against that government policy.
No one
is obligated to support policy that they believe risks the lives of
American servicemen and ensures additional
mass murders of thousands more
American civilians
at the hands of terrorists.
This is only the beginning. You'll be seeing a lot more of O'Reilly's brand of
intimidation from many, many other media whores (as well as Tom DeLay
and Ari Fleischer, who not so subtly smeared CBS and Dan Rather today
as pro-Saddam peddlers of pro-Iraq propaganda).
The phrase "Enemy of the State" is not usually used by Americans, now is it?
But, it certainly has a familiar ring to it. Where
we heard it before??
The Kulaks Are the Enemy of the State
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-- Adolph Hitler.
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(09-10-2010, 06:46 PM)yaholic Wrote: How long are you collecting donations for? I'll defiantly throw something in on Wednesday when I get paid.
Just sorta open-ended. I figure whenever it just sorta trickles out and people stop.
(09-10-2010, 07:27 PM)MANTHOL Wrote: Sent. This better not go toward your alcoholism Peezy.
You's a good man. Are we friends on Facebook? Because I just made a post on there about wanting to get drunk tonight.


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Our empathy is biological and inherited. Dogs also have empathy, as dog owners know. Without empathy, dogs could not have lived in packs, and female dogs would not have cared for their young. Humans deprived of empathy we call psychopaths. Among hunter-gatherers they did not long survive. The community in which they lived drove them out or killed them. Let's be kind to Ayn Rand and consider her as among those with empathy.
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"Do we teach the French how to stomp a grape?" the legendary jazz entrepreneur and alumnus of the Mound City Blue Blowers, Eddie Condon, once asked indignantly.
What exercised Condon was that the French, who did not invent jazz, were acting as if they had given birth to jazz appreciation and jazz criticism. But the fact is that the French pretty much did. The first really substantial survey in print of jazz, a book called "Le Jazz Hot," was written by a 22-year-old Frenchman named Hugues Panassie and published in 1934.
It has been an irony, as old and durable as jazz itself, that the one truly home-born American art-form has found its warmest understanding outside the country, and particularly in France.
Paris has been a home away from home for many an American jazz great, of whom the master of the clarinet and the soprano sax, Sidney Bechet, is the perfect symbol. To this day, and even if they choose not to live abroad, American jazz players, who have some difficulty finding enough work to pay the rent here at home, tour all of Europe--and Japan, too--playing to throngs.


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Business Cpt - Create Your Own Business
Manraaj & Mike
1. The Business
We have chosen a business that sells mainly shoes, but we also sell hats, watches, chains, bands and sweat t-shirts 2. Form of business ownership
(a) We chose a Franchise, franchising is the practice of using another firm's successful business model. It seemed the best fit for a shoe store. (b) Our major qualities would most likely be our customer satisfaction due to the fact that our employees will be kind in personality terms. (c) The skills we lack would most likely be our ownership skills due to the fact that this will be our first business we opened. 3. Products
(a) Product Table
(b) We used modern day pricing that are at popular stores such as footlocker, sportchek, etc. (c) The price tag will be a shoe with the logo and a price tag on it. 4. Store Image and Personality
Some of the major things we will do to attract customers and create an image will be; playing hit songs until closing, special sales every now and then, new releases the next day, good pay for employees. 5. Target Market
Our target market will range from 13-25 year olds due to the fact this is a shoe store made for teens and adults. Since we will sports equipment sports teams will order from us.
6. Naming your store
Our store name is Kicks Canada ™
7. CSR Plan
Our store will be socially responsible in the sense that all our shoe boxes will be made up of recycled cardboard boxes. We will use fair labor policies and won't use child labor made shoes. We will provide a safe workplace environment because we will give our employees on the job training and we will give them occasional breaks. We will be truthful in advertising by not lying about our prices. 8. Store Logo
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(b) Gold background with purple lettering
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10. Financing
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If the online predictions are any indication, the selection committee might have some difficulty figuring out how to deal with Colorado in determining the NCAA Tournament bracket after the Buffaloes' unexpected march to the Pac-12 tournament title and automatic bid.
Check out the many guesses across the Internet, and you'll see Colorado being given anywhere from a No. 9 to a No. 13 seed in the 68-team field. CU will find out its seeding, opening opponent and initial destination sometime after the NCAA Selection Show begins at 4 p.m. MDT on CBS.
Two sites actually have made the same prediction for the Buffaloes, assigning them a No. 13 seed, playing in Albuquerque, N.M., against Georgetown, a No. 4 seed. Another puts CU into a first-round matchup at Portland, Ore.
Almost every source also has Colorado State in the tournament as an at-large team, probably with something in the range of a No. 11 seed.
Let the Madness begin, and this time the University of Colorado will join the party.
Colorado wrapped up a stunning sweep of four wins in the four days, holding off Arizona for a 53-51 victory on Saturday to capture the Pacific 12 Conference basketball tournament title. That gives CU the league's automatic berth into the NCAA Tournament.
Colorado, now 23-11, did not have a realistic chance to make the NCAA field any other way, with an RPI rating in the 70s nationally and a strength-of-schedule rank of even worse. But the Buffs defeated Utah, Oregon and California to make the championship game, then out-battled Arizona from start to finish.
CU only led by two points at halftime, but built that edge to 10 points in the first five minutes of the second half, which turned out to be the pivotal portion of the game. But the Buffs finally began showing fatigue in the closing minutes, as the Wildcats closed the gap from 50-38 to 51-47.
But the capper came inside the final minute when CU guard Carlon Brown drove to the basket for a thunderous dunk. That turned out to be the difference after a few mistakes allowed Arizona to actually have the last possession with a chance to tie or win. But the Colorado defense clamped down, and an off-balance shot in the final seconds didn't have a chance.
Colorado now must wait until Sunday afternoon to learn where it will fit in the NCAA bracket, probably as a seed in the No. 11-12 range. But that won't be as bad as a year ago, when the Buffs thought they would make the NCAA field with an at-large berth, only to be left out when the selections came.
Being seeded that low probably won't guarantee Colorado a chance of playing close to home, though there is one possibility with the nearest site for the first two NCAA rounds in Albuquerque, N.M.


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When you try on a piece of clothing, most often you find yourself twisting to get a view of what the outfit looks like from the back. However, the DelayMirror, created by ComQi in collaboration with John Paul Bichard from Creative Advisor Group, may change this particularly annoying part of the shopping experience by actually showing you what you look like from the rear.
The DelayMirror is not really a mirror but a video screen that works on a continual three-second delay. When you stand in front of it, it tapes you, and then shows you the recording three seconds later. So, if you do a little spin or stand for a few seconds with your back to the screen, you'll get a view of what your back looks like.
A device like the DelayMirror is definitely an advantage when it comes shopping since being able to see how you look from every possible angle could sway you in what you decide to buy as well as help you make a more informed purchase.
Reverse Reflection Devices
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The DelayMirror Gives You a View of Your Back
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Dear P.S. 198 families,
We are planning a Student Talent Show on the evening of Wednesday, April 20, 2016 at the P.S. 198 Auditorium. The Show will feature singers, dancers, magicians, comedians, and other performers from the PS198 student body. It will be a fun event for our students to show off their talents and to build their confidence. Moreover, the show can help us raise money for our school to support our enrichment programs and to fund for our teacher's professional development programs.
We are looking for students to help us design the program cover for the talent show. The PTA general membership will select a design from all submissions in the March PTA meeting. The designer of the selected submission will receive a pizza lunch for their class!
If your child is interested in participating in the design effort, please email the design to the PTA at firstname.lastname@example.com or drop it off at the PTA office with your child's name and class by February 29, 2016. For more details about the show, please see below. Thank you for your interest!
We are also looking for volunteers to help us with planning the event, making the programs, obtaining financial sponsorship, selling tickets/concessions and organizing backstage. If you are interested in helping us, please contact the PTA at firstname.lastname@example.com.
Talent Show Details
Event: PS 198 Student Talent Show
Event Description: The Talent Show features singers, dancers, magicians, comedians, and other performers from the PS 198 student body.
Date: Wednesday April 20, 2016
Location: PS 198 Auditorium
Contestants: All PS 198 students from Pre-K to 5th grade. All participants will receive small prizes. The class with most participants will get a pizza lunch for the entire class.


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Downshire Primary School recently organised a 'Shack Attack' event to raise vital funds to support the work of Habitat for Humanity Northern Ireland.
Pupils were sponsored to build shacks from recycled materials which helped create an understanding about the challenges of living in poor housing.
The event was organised as part of Downshire Primary's year-long support for Habitat NI as their charity partner.
Shacks were creatively designed with materials such as pallets, plastic and paper. The entire school got involved with everyone dressed in green to show their support of Habitat.
To date more than £5,000 has been raised which will make a big difference to families in need. Habitat works to improve living conditions in communities in Northern Ireland and around the world.
John Knaggs, Principal of Downshire Primary School, said: "We were delighted to support Habitat as they work to bring safe homes to more people around the world. Our pupils really engaged with Shack Attack; they raised funds and learned a lot from the experience."
Jenny Williams, Chief Executive of Habitat NI, said: "It's a shocking statistic that one in four people in our world do not have a safe place to call home.
"Safe shelter saves lives and thanks to this generous support more families will be healthier and children will do better in school."


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BERLIN (Reuters) - Germany coach Joachim Loew refused to call his side that beat England 1-0 at Wembley on Tuesday a reserve team despite eight changes and the way they controlled the friendly proved him right.
It was clear the 53-year-old was eager to experiment ahead of next year's World Cup in Brazil, resting the likes of captain Philipp Lahm and goalkeeper Manuel Neuer following Friday's 1-1 draw in Italy.
He now looks to have a large number of players battle-ready and on call when he decides on his squad for June's tournament.
"I think the team had a good performance after eight changes from the Italy game so I am quite satisfied," Loew, whose team cruised to the World Cup with nine wins and a draw in the qualifiers, told reporters.
"We have only one preparation game left (against Chile) and we know what the sticking points are so we will address them."
There could be two or three more friendlies next year but officials said plans would be finalized after next month's draw.
"I go to the World Cup draw with a mix of excitement and curiosity, waiting to discover who we are playing and where, and it's the same with the players," Loew added.
As part of his experiments, Roman Weidenfeller became the oldest German goalkeeper to make an international debut at the age of 33 and Loew was full of praise for the Borussia Dortmund player, consistently overlooked in recent years.
"We wanted to see how he gelled in training, how he worked with the other players and he is very good, mature and self-confident and athletically outstanding," said Loew. "We don't have to decide yet about our goalkeepers."
Loew also deployed the Bender twins, Lars and Sven, in a holding midfield role with regular starters Sami Khedira out for six months and Bastian Schweinsteiger undergoing yet another ankle injury that will see him come back in the new year.
The coach is fully aware of the expectations placed on his team. With their last title dating back to 1996 and Loew now boasting arguably the most talented side in decades, he knows only a final appearance will do for success-starved German fans.
His past two semi-final appearances and one final spot in his three tournaments in charge speak volumes for his team's consistency but he has yet to take the big step that will earn him and his side an international trophy.
"I think we can go away from 2013 very satisfied. We showed determination in the crunch qualification games and we ended with an away win over an England team who hadn't lost two in a row at home for a long time and didn't lose to France, Brazil and Spain," he said.
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Origin of spreader
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The coating on the drum is controlled or regulated by a spreader.All About Coffee
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The other method, called the spreader method, was more intricate.America's Munitions 1917-1918
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The size of the loop is determined by the width of the mesh stick or spreader (No. 2).The Tinguian
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It can be broadcasted by hand if a spreader is not available, and mixed with the surface soil while in a powdered state.
a machine or device used for scattering bulk materials, esp manure or fertilizer, over a relatively wide area
a device for keeping apart or spacing parallel objects, such as electric wires
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The laminar, axisymmetric, submerged jet issuing from a plane, infinite wall perpendicular to the jet axis is considered at very large distance from the nozzle. Based on previous results of an asymptotic analysis, an approximate analytical solution for the complete flow field is obtained. The structure of the far field is discussed by considering various regions the size of which depends strongly on the Reynolds number. The main region is a toroidal eddy in which both inertial and viscous forces are of importance. Closer to the nozzle there is a slender jet flow with slowly varying momentum flux together with a self-similar viscous outer flow. At larger distances, the flow resembles the creeping flow due to point sources of momentum and mass, with the former decaying more rapidly than the latter as infinity is approached. Analytical predictions of the location of the eddy center compare favorably with experimental and numerical results.
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Monday, October 17, 2016
Mini treat bags
These mini treat bags are for my two sons and their nephew and nieces, they are going to love it!! I decorated the bags with the Lawn Fawn stampset "Happy Howloween" and "Stitched Square Stackables".
For each dog I did some masking technique.
I watercolored the cute dogs with "Zig Clean": mustard, brown, light brown, beige, dark brown, mid brown, oatmeal, carmine red, wine red, light green, may green, turquoise green, light blue, yellow and pink.
The lawn trimmings are: "candy corn", "peppermint", "aquamarine", "lemon" and "lime".
The paws are stamped with lawn fawndamentals "doe". And the message is stamped with Simon Says Stamp "lipstick red".
And I put glossy accents on some of the accessories.
Featured on Lawn Fawn blogspot fawny-flickr-friday
Flickr photo "mini treat bags"
I am entering these mini treat bags in the Challenge #106 ~ Halloween
And in the Simon Says Stamp Monday Challenge
And in the Simon Says Stamp Wednesday Challenge
And in Virginia's View
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13th May 2014
Right, in this update I think I have pretty much completed the scribing and riveting on the SHAR! I say "think" because to be honest, I've been fettling this fuselage for so long that I can no longer remember my name or which 17th century political party I am the leader of…
I decided to give myself a little holiday on this kit, and instead of engraving lines and curves I thought it might be fun to put on a knotted hankie and go on a hole drilling spree.
It seems that the SHAR has intakes. A lot of intakes. In fact if it had any more intakes of one variety or another it would fall apart due to consisting mainly of intakes. It has the main "Elephant Ear" intakes at the front. These are surrounded by lots of little square auxiliary intakes. Then there's the NACA ducts on the side of the fuselage behind the auxiliary intakes. Just in case things aren't getting intakey enough, there is a little intake at each wing root and then moving backwards even the vertical stabiliser has an intake at its base!
First one to be tackled was the intake at the base of the vertical stabiliser… Here it is looking rather blanked off…
And here again, looking like an intake!
I drilled out a hole in the centre of the area to be removed with a small drill in a pin chuck, the rest of the meat was removed using mini needle files…
Moving forward you can see here that the wing root is a decidedly intake free zone.
Not any more, a quick hole drilling session and the intake count has risen by two.
(There is also one on the other side).
Well, I enjoyed that – but all good things come to and end. Back to the scribing…
Here's the tail section (starboard side) after re-scribing and riveting.
On the very bottom of the tail (underneath) you might be able to see some lines that have been filled with Mr Surfacer (dark grey lines). This was caused by me trying to work when tired, causing me to try and cut corners.
One thing I find with scribing is that unless you're scribing on a nice flat surface i.e. a wing surface, it's worth taking your time to get the scribing guide or template lined up and securely fixed before scribing.
Here I had tried to manually hold a straight edge against the edge of the lower fin, and it moved before I started the scribe.
Next time around I took a little more time to set myself up and used a bit of white tack and masking tape to hold the straight edge in place.
And the port side scribing…
The riveting has been done with an MDC tool – #1 for the small rivets and #4 for the larger ones.
All the rivets were done freehand as I find the riveting templates are fine for flat surfaces, but for curved and small areas freehand is the way to go.
Here's the port side nose area fully re-scribed and riveted (in and around panels).
I also did some freehand riveting on the canopy frame with the #0 MDC tool.
The existing raised detail around the nose cone has been left in place as this is raised detail on the real thing.
Port side detail behind the auxiliary intakes…
The NACA duct (the almost triangular recess to the right of the auxiliary intakes) was carved out freehand using a 1mm Trumpeter chisel – a great bit of kit!
The riveting inside the panels was again done freehand. The easiest way to do this is to place a rivet in each corner of the panel, and then put a rivet in the centre of each edge. Then put rivets between the rivets and you end up with them being (fairly) evenly spaced. (I hope that makes sense – feel free to shout if not) 🙂
And finally for this update a view of the canopy after a bit of riveting. I don't know how well this will show after painting so it's a bit of an experiment at this stage.
Next update – might involve paint of some kind…
In the meantime I'm just going to sit here and rock backwards and forwards.


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Local darts ace Richie Parkin found winning form last week when he captured the Whale Hill Open crown.
Playing in his first event of the Teesside Darts campaign, Parkin saw off Shaun Jowers in the final of the competition by a 4-2 scoreline.
It was a welcome boost for the Whitby man, who is eagerly eyeing an assault on the Welsh Open later this month.
"I usually struggle in the first round of competitions, but I started this one with a 13-darter," he said.
"This is my first competition of the Teesside Darts ranking events, so to win it was a good achievement.
"I won it with a 114 finish, so that was nice as well.
"I've been getting some good practice in recently because the likes of Mike Russell and Andy Atkinson have been upping their games to beat me, it is a struggle around the town at the moment."
Parkin has already booked off the weekend of May 14 and 15 for the Welsh event at Prestatyn Sands and says he is feeling confident about his chances.
"I'll be up against the best players in the BDO like Glen Durrant, Martin Adams and Scott Waites, so it should be a great weekend," he added.
"I think about 800 players have entered it, but I'll be looking to get to the last 64 to boost my ranking points.
"That is my big aim over the next year or so, to push on with ranking events so I can have a go at the World Championships.
"My confidence is sky high at the moment, I just hope I can continue my winning form."
Parkin is always looking for sponsorship to help with travelling expenses. To help out give him a call on 07930 065985.


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How much does IncomeFlex Target cost?
In addition to investment management fees, activating the IncomeFlex Target guarantee also triggers an annual 1% guarantee fee. This fee will reduce the fund's investment return and is reflected in the Market Value on a daily basis.
When does this fee take effect?
When the guarantee is activated.
Can money be transferred in and out of the target date funds?
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Can participants change their mind and cancel the IncomeFlex Target guarantee?
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Is there a way to also provide income to a participant's spouse?
Yes, married participants can elect the Spousal Benefit. This allows for the surviving spouse to continue receiving guaranteed lifetime income for the remainder of his/her life.
How much guaranteed income can participants withdraw each year?
The amount will be determined at "Lock In" based on the chart below:
*Age at "Lock In" Benefit for Participant Benefit for Participant & Spouse 55-64 4.25% 3.75% 65-69 5.00% 4.50% 70+ 5.57% 5.25%
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A spirit guide or guardian angel is a spirit that helps us on our journey through life. You know the results of our decisions. Spirit guides can give us warnings and may be responsible for strange coincidences that seem to protect us from harm. A leader is often taught by the Socratic method, rather than direct information. Spirit guides and guardian angels are not cosmic babysitter. They are no substitute for the Ultimate Divine. These units are here to help us learn, but the burden of the decision is always on us.
The spiritual experience of the vision of your Holy Guardian Angel is connected to the sphere of Malkuth in the Kabbalistic Tree of Life. This is the sphere of the element of earth and represents our plane of existence. Malkuth is a mirror image of the tip of the Tree of Life, Kether. Kether is the highest form of divinity. The best analogy for the way Kether and Malkuth are united in the way all the shades of light that knows how to make together, and make all the shades of black pigment mixed. Malkuth is the black color.
We need the help of our Spirit Guide, the paths to advancement into higher spheres, as Kether on the Tree of Life. However, it is only in Travel on the way in Malkuth, that we are able to reach the insight into our guardian angel. As we begin to Malkuth, it is difficult to understand how we dare to the elementary level, a moment to leave and come back.
In order to understand this mystery, we must at the symbolism surrounding the 32nd Looking away, and the balls are left, Yesod and Malkuth. The 32th Path on the tree of life is connected with the Universe card of the Tarot, the perfection and completion of both the divine and provides material plane. Yesod is the sphere of the Foundation. The celestial body associated with it is the moon. Astrologically, the moon controls our emotions and unconscious habits. Cosmologists believe that the moon was created when a Mars sized object hit the Earth. The earth was still in a melted phase, and a large dollop of liquid rock poured out of the Earth's moon formed. Proximity of the moon and the relative size of the earth, are important components to life as possible here. It is rare to see planets with moons like ours, the right distance from the sun. The information about the moon's creation is a kind of a literal interpretation of what happens to our minds. Conflicts (Mars) cause to break our spirit into space. It is grounded only by coming down from our emotions and unconscious habits that we have enough to listen, understand and trust our Holy Guardian Angel Messages. Remember the moon meaning, we must never lose sight of our emotions, and try to understand our unconscious.
This balance between the spheres is the secret of our first step toward enlightenment. Our Spirit guide us along our way.


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WEATHER: Prettiest day in weeks. 85-ish and not-that-humid.
MILES THIS WEEK: Very few.
WHERE TO: Around.
MOOD: Nervous.
Tomorrow I fly to the great Midwest to take part, once again, in Grandma's Marathon, a grand northern Minnesota tradition. And so C. and I will trek to the great north woods and make the annual Two-Harbors-to-Duluth journey.
But first, we have to go to the pre-race expo.
The pre-race expo is a magical place, a place full of joy and informative talks about pre-race nutrition and amazing discounts on name-brand running gear. It's an all-out running geekfest, where elites and novices alike come together to celebrate one of mankind's greatest and oldest pastimes.
At least, this is what I'm told. I am not of the appreciative mindset when it comes to the expo. I come from the school of thought that believes that running expos are tools of the massive capitalist-swine, running-industrial complex that weasels money away from nice, hardworking runner people, compelling them to spend bajillions on overpriced clothing, stupid nutritional products, and 5K funruns that always manage to be in Virginia Beach. Pre-race expos, in this school of thought, are necessary evils, gauntlets of salespeople and annoying clipboard-holders to fight through so that you can get your packet, get your number, and run awaaaayyyy before anyone can try to get you to buy some sort of new go-juice made with acai.
But people always seem to love the damn things, so let's try to get behind it. So. Put on your big-girl skivvies and singlet and get ready for an attitude adjustment, as we turn you from an uptight doucheface into a nice, friendly, expo-loving
drone sweetheart.
What not to do: Many of us, myself included, are fans of the get-in, get-out, quit-messing-about school of thought. We are the people who get out of our cars with confirmation cards already dutifully held in-hand. We are the ones who run up and down the escalators (come on, people — the escalator IS NOT A RIDE) at the '70s-era convention centers where race expos are invariably held. We are the ones who stride purposefully into the pre-race expo, powerwalk past the stringy hordes with their adoring familial hangers-on, and know that they see us and will remember us at the start line as we line up with the 2:40 pacers, and they will say, "That was that LADY from the expo who blew past us on the escalator, and I knew right THEN AND THERE that she would blow our freaking minds out of our EARS today. What a runner!" And so we thrust our confirmation cards in the faces of the nice volun- "I AM NUMBER 9482 I AM READY TO RUN," we say.
"Oh, well, let me seeeeeeee……." say the volunteers as they flip through their file folders of race bibs.
"AM I IN THERE PLEASE SAY I AM I HAVE A CONFIRMATION CARD HERE" we say.
"Oh, sure," say the nice volunteers, who are understandably not accustomed to apparently meth-addicted runner types, but who chalk it up to us just being from out of town, probably from Out East somewhere. This is totally justified. We should probably take a chill pill and…
Instead, try: Stopping to smell the roses. By which I mean taking a few free samples that the nice spokesperson people offer you. Take some Powerbars, some Gu packets, some of whatever 20-calorie-"healthy"-beer-water-nonsense they are hawking, a few shot blocks, and bask in the joy that is free food. Accept a Luna bar from the nice people at the Luna booth and open it and smell the chocolate-almond goodness, but then note that it is "the whole nutrition bar for women." "What in the sweet merciful sh*t is this?" you shriek at the nice samples lady.
"I-i-it's a berry-chocolate-antioxidant-goodness bar to restore balance and s-s-sanity to your crazy, womanly life!" says the startled, sort of nervous sample lady.
"I do not need this gender-specific nutritional bullcrap!" you yell. "I am a hardcore machine of running might! I will take down any competitor who stands in my way and loot their bodies for gel packets and painkillers!"
"…do you want a peanut butter-chocolate one?" says sample lady, but now you have a full head of steam.
"I shall lay waste to allllll y-chromosome-wielding bastards in this room, by God!" you yell, now turning to face the broader convention center audience.
The sample lady lays down her tray and backs away slowly.
By now, you have torn open a Gu packet and are daubing it, warpaint-style, on your cheeks as you remove your clothing to reveal a bright-pink running getup. "Bring me a worthy challenger who wants to grapple with his destiny!" you demand, greasing yourself up with a stick of Bodyglide and adopting a Greco-Roman style wrestling pose and–
Oh my God. You aren't good at this enjoying-the-expo thing at all. Let's move on to food.
Instead of: Skipping the pre-race spaghetti carbo-load dinner, which is probably a waste of money, because you can get noodles for–what–like $1 at the store and a jar of sauce for like $2, all of which you can eat quietly in your hotel room while you do visualization exercises and IT-band rollouts as you listen to the Gladiator score at full blast. And while, yeah, the sauce is cold and the noodles are crunchy and uncooked, the brittle carby deliciousness tastes like victory, dammit. And the distinct lack-of-tastiness works out perfectly, because it means that you don't really want that much and will thus not be spaghetti-logged tomorrow morning, which is good, because you will need full lung-and-gut capacity tomorrow morning, when you approach the start line, turn to the sweet-looking marathon couple next to you, and yell, "ALL ABOARD THE PAAAAAAAINNNNN TRAAAAAAIIIINNNNN." Attagirl. Classy attitude.
Perhaps let's try: Actually going to the dinner. Take a seat at a table and meet your
competition nooooo, they are not your competition — they are your compatriots in masochism marathoning fun. Make friends. Share war stories. Sit and silently judge listen as fellow runners eat and talk about their experiences and how they can apply to your life and oh my GOD why is that guy getting fourths on his spaghetti? And putting cheese on it? Cheese, for the love of God! Does he WANT to explode all over Minnesota Route 61 at mile 19? Does he WANT the drunk frat boys in front of the brewhouse pointing and taking Blackberry photos as he writhes in lower-abdominal woe on the street? Pshaw. He doesn't have the heart of a champion. He is making a mockery of your sport. You must destroy him. And so, daubing spaghetti sauce, warpaint-style, on your cheeks, you–
Aaaaaagh you've done it again. Dear God. Let's get you some horse tranquilizers and sit you down a while.
OK fine. Let's talk about: the race booths — the people who see you walk by and politely beckon you over to see if you have a minute, perhaps, because THERE IS A 10-K NEXT WEEKEND IN REHOBOTH BEACH and also this REALLY NEATO 7-K SHAMROCK RACE IN SAVANNAH IN MARCH and MUD RUNS! YOU KIDS LIKE MUD RUNS, RIGHT!
OK, look, people, you want to say. There is a Shamrock 4-K/9-K/11.423-K in every city in America. There is a Twilight 5-K in Newport News every damn weekend. There is a Rock 'n' Roll Marathon every five g.d. minutes. Your race isn't special.
You could say that. But we've established already that you're kind of a jerk. You're kind of "that guy" of the running expo. Which is pretty bad, amiright?
So now, instead, perhaps you could: Listen to the good race-sign-up people. They just want to give you new and fun outlets for you to showcase your God-given talent!
"WANT TO RUN OUR 14-K IN MUNCIE?" says the lady, thrusting a clipboard in your Gu-and-spaghetti-sauce-smeared face.
"Huh," you say. "Yeah, I suppose."
She is clearly taken aback a bit that someone is actually taking an interest. "Oh," she says. "Oh. Oh GREAT!" Now she's excited, and she starts to open up to you. "Running is great, isn't it?" she says.
You scribble on the form and nod. "Yeah, sure is," you say, noting that this lady really does seem rather sweet.
"It really helps me relieve my stress, you know? And it makes me feel so alive! And sometimes when I hit mile 15 or so, I feel like I am just open to all of the love and joy in the universe!"
You look up. She's like some sort of wonderful running guru shaman person, here to guide you to the light.
"I feel like we're all part of one great web of energy and wonder, and that for a moment, maybe the world isn't such a hurtful, terrifying place."
Your eyes begin to tear up.
"I just love the Muncie 14-K!" says the placid, enlightened runnerlady. "A few years ago, I was recovering from a really bad–"
"What's your best time?" you demand, unable to control yourself.
There is a pause.
Ohhhhhh you idiot. You just had to get competitive. Her smile slips. She knows what you're about. You had been fooled! This chick is all BUSINESS. She narrows her eyes and cocks her head. "Why, what's YOURS, stupidface?"
<cue Western soundtrack>
You each grab a Bic pen from her clipboard and draw crude warpaint-like patterns onto your cheeks.
"Why don't you go eat some more pasta?"
"How about a Luna Bar, princess?"
"I'm going to powerbomb you right into that Adidas display."
"Try it, Clydesdale."
And with that, it is ONNNNNNN.
There is, of course, a moral here. I mean, yeah, you could sit back and enjoy expos like the rest of the crowd. You could. But then, there comes a moment — and usually, this is the moment in between the Muncie-14-K lady's killer half nelson and you administering a 45-second-long headlock, in which you manage to steer her into some guy carrying like 3 gallons of Michelob-Nasty-Low-Calorie-Beer-Flavored-Beverage — there is a golden moment in which you remember why you like racing.
Because you sort of like being that cocky a-hole. God bless you, you fantastic jerkface. Good luck at Grandma's.


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Most of us believe that on the fourth Thursday in November, everybody in the United States sits down to the same dinner. It isn't true--and nobody knows this better than Ian Dengler, a food historian who has devoted much of his life to asking people what they eat on Thanksgiving.
"After you've asked a few hundred people," Dengler says, "it all starts to fall into a pattern and make sense. When I ask people what their family eats for Thanksgiving, 95% begin by saying, 'Turkey.' If they don't, it's significant and usually tells me that I'm dealing with a very special region or group. But the thing to remember is that people keep what they really think is themselves hidden underneath the turkey."
Dengler has perfected the art of seeing through the turkey. In fact, he now does this so well that he sometimes seems psychic. I once watched him amaze a woman he'd just met by telling her not only what city she was from--based on her description of her family's Thanksgiving dinners--but also that her mother felt she had married beneath her. "How do you know?" she cried. "It's absolutely true!"
"It was the cranberry ice," he replied. "You said that your mother always served it in fancy silver goblets--and that nobody ever ate it. Clearly it was a holdover from her own childhood Thanksgiving dinner--I guessed that those goblets were family heirlooms. I wondered why nobody ate it. And then, listening to you talk about the rest of the meal, I began to realize that the cranberry ice was completely out of place. I suspected that nobody ate it because it didn't belong--and most of the people in your family resented the fact that it was there. So I just put two and two together."


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