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Friday, March 26, 2010
New Rule: You Can't Use "There Will Be No Cooperation for the Rest of the Year"...
Two months ago, conservative Fred Barnes wrote, "The health care bill is dead with not the slightest prospect of resurrection." Well, if it's dead, you just got your ass kicked by a zombie named Nancy Pelosi. Seriously, the last time a Democrat showed balls like that John Edwards' girlfriend was filming it. Make all the botox jokes and she-shops-too-much jokes you want, but this is the biggest political victory a woman has ever achieved in America. Yes, Nancy Pelosi likes nice clothes. So does Sarah Palin. The difference is Nancy Pelosi pays for hers.
But even before the Democrats got to take a single victory lap they were already being warned not to get used to the feeling, and not to get drunk with power. I disagree. All you Democrats: do a shot, and then do another. Get drunk on this feeling of not backing down and doing what you came to Washington to do.
Democrats should not listen to the people who are now saying they shouldn't attempt anything else big for a while because health care was such a bruising battle. Wrong -- because I learned something watching the lying bullies of the Right lose this one: when they're losing, they squeal like a pig. They kept saying things like, the bill was being "shoved down our throats" or the Democrats were "ramming it through." The bill was so big they couldn't take it all at once!
And I realized listening to this rhetoric that it reminded me of something: Tiger Woods' text messages to his mistress that were made public last week, where he said, and I quote, "I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you and make you sore. I want to hold you down and choke you while I fuck that ass that I own. Then I'm going to tell you to shut the fuck up while I slap your face and pull your hair for making noise." Unquote.
And this, I believe, perfectly represents the attitude Democrats should now have in their dealings with the Republican Party: "Shut the fuck up while I slap your face for making noise -- now pass a cap-and-trade law, you stupid bitch, and repeat after me: 'global warming is real!'"
The Democrats need to push the rest of their agenda while their boot is on the neck of the greedy, poisonous old reptile. Who cares if a cap-and-trade bill isn't popular, neither was health care. Your poll numbers may have descended a bit, but so did your testicles.
So don't stop: we need to regulate the banks, we need to overhaul immigration, we need to end corporate welfare including at the Pentagon, we need to bring troops home from... everywhere, we need to end the drug war, and we need to put terrorists and other human rights violators on trial in civilian courts, starting with Dick Cheney.
Democrats in America were put on earth to do one thing: drag the ignorant hillbilly half of this country into the next century, which in their case is the 19th -- and by passing health care, the Democrats saved their brand. A few months ago, Sarah Palin mockingly asked them, "How's that hopey-changey thing working out for ya?" Great, actually. Thanks for asking. And how's that whole Hooked on Phonics thing working out for you?
196 comments:
- Unknown said...
Re Episode 178: One of the BEST "New Rules" EVER!!!! Great job Bill...you're the best.
- March 26, 2010 at 11:22 PM
- Unknown said...
Well said!!! Amazing how many conservative "friends" left my Facebook page. "i'm taking my toys home!!!"
- March 27, 2010 at 1:22 AM
- Unknown said...
Well said. Bravo!
- March 27, 2010 at 4:24 AM
- Ratchet said...
Brutal! But absolutely hilarious! And so, so, spot on!
- March 27, 2010 at 6:14 AM
- Carole & George said...
Superb. My husband & I agree with all of it. These remarks should be forwarded to http://www.whitehouse.gov/
This season's shows have been marvelous. Bill's a genius. Thank you!
- March 27, 2010 at 6:35 AM
- mike m said...
Playing the populist role, Obama & Co. bash the insurance companies, but in fact the "reform" compels everyone to do business with them... The upshot is that this reform is a fraud. It leaves in place the government-created cartels and throws a few crumbs to people who are struggling -- but mostly by bolstering the insurance monopoly.
Health Care Reform: We're Being Fooled Again
This "reform" is nothing more than a giveaway to the large health insurance companies, just like Medicare D was a giveaway to the pharmaceutical companies. Wake the fuck up people. The government doesn't care about you, and will never do anything in your best interests.
Being a small business owner, and small business advocate, I've come to realize that most government regulations are not designed to "protect consumers", they are designed to protect the large monopolistic corporations from smaller, more efficient and innovative competition. It is small businesses which could best serve the needs of consumers, employees and tax payers, if it were not for government interference and intervention in the free market. Neither Republicans nor Democrats will ever truly support small businesses over large, publicly traded corporations, thus, will never truly serve the best interests of the general population. Our current system invokes favoritism over fairness. Try starting a small business, and you will see what I mean, and why most small businesses fail in the first 5 years.
First, you need to realize that there will never be a single payer system in this country. The government, neither Democrats nor Republicans, will ever pass any legislation that will destroy an entire industry and put that many people out of work.
You can't expect or demand that the government to do anything to restrict, or inhibit the growth of these large corporations, because it was government that not only allowed them to evolve and become what they are in the first place, but also encouraged and protected them. Nothing has changed.
A truly free market economy would never support the existence of large corporations. Limited liability of shareholders would not be tolerated. Shareholders would be held responsible for the decisions made by management. After all, it is shareholders who are responsible for voting the upper management team in place.
Intellectual property rights would not exist either. Pharmaceutical companies would never be allowed to invoke the government to enforce 10 year patents on drugs. Same for Monsanto's seed patents.
The banking cartels would be forced to do business fairly, and honestly, because there would be no Federal Reserve System to be the "lender of last resort", and bail them out when they become insolvent.
We are a group of libertarians who understand that historically the word "capitalism" has meant, not the free market, but crony capitalism; collusion between business and State at the expense of consumers/workers. Thus we refuse to use the word capitalism to describe what we favor: individual liberty in all respects and free, competitive markets. We believe that what we have today IS capitalism and we oppose it.
- March 27, 2010 at 7:10 AM
- Mitchell Robinson, Ph.D. said...
Great New Rules last night! So glad to find it posted here--want to save this for when I get depressed with the glacial pace of change!
- March 27, 2010 at 7:54 AM
- Anonymous said...
I find myself cringing at the subtle and not so subtle sexism in your routine..whether is Nancy Pelosi's 'balls' or some 'pussy', or tonights' over the top sexual sadism metaphor for the Republicans.. it's creepy. And offensive. You can do better.
- March 27, 2010 at 8:40 AM
- Unknown said...
Fuck'n A Tweety! Spot on Bill!
- March 27, 2010 at 10:35 AM
- maryannn said...
Bill...Thank you for the inspiration. I am going to use the word "hillbilly" as many times as I possibly can this week, and never in a polite manner.
- March 27, 2010 at 1:22 PM
- roy said...
Quite possibly the best New Rule and follow-up monologue you've ever done Bill! Tying together Tiger's text to how Obama should treat the Republicans was wickedly brilliant!
- March 27, 2010 at 2:21 PM
- wayner said...
As a Canadian, thank you for sticking it too those far-right hateful, ignorant, self-righteous, greedy, sanctimonious, poor-people-hating assholes. This is supposed to be a 'Christian' country who look out for the poor, yet the well-off middle class and rich vehemently oppose health care for the less well off one third of the country. Hope they all meet Jesus blocking their way through the pearly gates. I actually don't mind Stephen Harper in our country, he seems to be a reasonable conservative and he had better stay that way. But where do these hateful, nasty crazies come from; Palin, Limbaugh, etc. The French had the solution for the rich privileged elite; it was called the guillotine. But the U.S. should come up with a 5yr plan for balancing the budget and paying for health care, as painful as it might be; the Liberals had to do it here in Canada and the Democrats may have to do it there. Thank you, Bill for exposing the lies and bullshit. - Wayne
- March 27, 2010 at 3:44 PM
- Cringe said...
Alright, I'm here almost 3 years, came from Ireland in 2007 just prior to the collapse on the European end of the economic boom.
We were eating beans as it was back home, and I only took an interest in politics about five years ago mainly to understand how badly I was being shafted. I came here with 4 changes of clothes, my two daughters, husband, computers, 2K and a packet of Lyons teabags. We both had jobs and an apartment in less than a month and have never looked back.
I can't vote, but, as a tax paying, legal resident am proud of what's occurred here in the last year. Having gone from not having a pot to pee in on the other side of the Atlantic to now being considered middle class, I am proud and excited to contribute to the future wealth and HEALTH of America.
This country has been great to me, and I plan on paying it forward indiscriminately, to help make someone's living life easier. Regardless of your political affiliations, this administration is celebratory evidence of the principles this country was founded on, that alone is something to be proud of.
The infrastructure for dreams and achieving the impossible is well laid here, maybe, you just have to be from somewhere else, somewhere optionless to see it.
- March 27, 2010 at 9:53 PM
- Anonymous said...
Re: The Dems FINALLY kicking Repug ass rant. Fantastic! You really nailed them, so to speak. I hope you keep truth telling. Keep it coming!
- March 28, 2010 at 3:39 AM
- Ms. Mickey said...
Yesterday I was at the Monmouth County, NJ Democratic Convention in Red Bank NJ. About 10 years ago I became a Registered Democrat and always felt somewhat an "outsider" when it came to "the platform" as I've always had independent tendencies. Compared to the conventions in the past, this one was like a revival! Talk about energy! The room was psyched about the passage of healthcare,and shared the feeling with our Congressman Rush Holt (the Rocket Scientist) and Frank Pallone. At first I thought everyone had watched your "New Rules" Friday night. Anyway, I told both of our Congressman that they needed to watch Friday nights show, that you're comments were a revelation and energizing to our Representatives who did something right! Thanks Again!
- March 28, 2010 at 7:43 AM
- Sergio Tarrero said...
Bill, all I wanted to say is that you have ©2008 there on your main page. I recommend that this is updated to 2010. Many thanks for all you do, you're wonderful. Keep up the good fight!
- March 28, 2010 at 9:46 AM
- Anonymous said...
I loathe George Bush, Dick Chaney and Carl Rove (the anti-christ) but Bill,.....get REAL... where the fuck are we going to get the money to pay for this "REFORM"....It's a crock of shit....look at the Massachusetts healthcare experiment. Our premiums continue to rise and with LESS coverage! Meanwhile the insurance companies continue with record profits. More of the same just wrapped differently. You forgot to mention the sweetheart deal Obama gave to the drug companies. A mistake we, the tax paying people, will be paying for. That is only one example of the shit this "Bill" is full of. The Democrats are no better than the Republicans. Their "dam the torpedoes" attitude is no better than what the republicans had been doing. Washington stinks….regardless of ones political persuasion.
- March 28, 2010 at 12:25 PM
- joanne said...
The Best New Rules EVER!!!!
Thank you Bill... for saying all the things that we life-long Dems have been wanting to say to our elected representatives but haven't been able to articule properly. Thank you for being braver than us for saying them OUTLOUD and on national TV. Perhaps our chance has truly come ... Let's look into our future and work together to make certain that success will come our way. Let's not back down, yet again, but rather crush our holier-than-thou opponents with sheer dermination and the truisms that what we need in this country is health care for all, the cap-and-trade bill, immigration reform, all our troops home, environmental regulations to begin arresting global warming, corporate and bank regulations, etc., etc., etc. As an American, I am all for the American Dream, Democracy and Capitalism; but truly we need these ideals to pertain to the PEOPLE and what's in our best interest ... not to the corporation or the institution.
- March 28, 2010 at 3:46 PM
- some dood said...
I think we need Alan Grayson's public option to make this actual healthcare reform
- March 28, 2010 at 6:56 PM
- Linda said...
I love your "New Rule". You had me laughing and agreeing with you for the whole show. I am so tired of hearing the BS the Republicans are putting out everyday. Keep up the great work!
- March 28, 2010 at 6:59 PM
- Anonymous said...
What an ass!
I try to listen to hear the other side and you are all fools. Hypocrisy personified!
- March 28, 2010 at 8:05 PM
- StrangEye said...
Love the show.
While I don't follow this type of thinking it might be that some of the Obama "Antichrist" votes, that you mentioned on Real Time, originate in superstitious mathematical coincidences.
6x6x6 = 216
the 216th day of the year is August 4 (Obama's Birthday)
and there's also the odd publications like this one:
- March 28, 2010 at 10:43 PM
- Laura said...
Dear Bill,
Last year when I was house sitting for my parents I ran across the George Carlin tribute program on their DVR in which you were a speaker. It was a very liberal event and yes I cringed some, but mostly I laughed because you guys can be really funny. My initial response when you appeared was to fast forward past you (based on some then-recent attacks), but I decided to be brave and withstand your humor like a true American woman. You were funny, you obviously admired Mr. Carlin, and you were very much a liberal/progressive. That's O.K. We are who we are. In this country that usually means "American." I am a conservative woman and my dearest friend is liberal. I used to be liberal, but times change and so does the party and what the party stands for. There is so much hate on both sides of the political spectrum. I ironically hate it. I get angry when I read about the snarky way you depict conservatives, but I also know that conservativers are perfectly capeable of being snarky towards Progressives.
What I want to know is- Is there a point when a person goes to far? I will concede that George W. could have done a better job and that the Constitution was tested by his administration. At the same time, I don't think that all Conservative people should be labeled knuckle-dragers because we don't care for the way the Health Care Bill was passed. Washington isn't always right. Your side pointed that out on a regular basis and believe it or not, not all Conservatives were against you. I personally would fall out of favor with the RNC because of my beliefs about abortion. The RNC's mantra is "Less Government" right? So, When it comes to a womans "choice" to have an abortion or not, that should be no business of the Gov't. Pro Choice means a choice to choose (liberty) which should be a Conservative ideal, but it's not. If you have a personal reason (relegious or otherwise)not to have an abortion, that is your decision. It is not the right of the relegious to make decisions for the rest of the country. Do you still want me to go out and blank myself or am I making any since?
Mr. Maher,
You are a very clever comedian, who has succeeded in this country, but don't you ever wonder about that little niggling feeling in your heart of hearts that sounds a warning about saying what is in good taste and what isn't? Athiest and all, isn't there just a shred of common decency left in you brain? As a redneck, racist, neandrothol, I don't hate you for your vile envective, I don't even blame you for sentiments, I just have to wonder if you have any family members (still speaking to you) who dissagree with your viewpoints who are still willing to join your family at Passover? It's really late and my spelling sucks, but I'm having a really hard time understanding why the parties must sucumb to such hatred. It's not necessary.
Bill, I know you hate me and wish I would erode from some strange disease, but I don't wish the same for you. Come on people now, smile on your brother....
- March 29, 2010 at 1:13 AM
- Anonymous said...
Please do a parody or an other angel on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88
I thought is was a parody, but it's for real.
- March 29, 2010 at 2:27 AM
- Anonymous said...
This makes me want to cry (But I'll do it in the privacy of my room). You make me believe that America stills has people with common sense!
- March 29, 2010 at 6:32 AM
- Anonymous said...
maybe if they had written a healthcare bill that made sense it would be more popular. and maybe if the Dems were not so insistent on passing a poorly written bill they would be more popular. many of you ridicule the tea parties and the far right....can you not see that Bill Maher is the idiot on the opposite side of the spectrum? thank God (yes, I used the G word) a majority of our great country has the sense to stay in the center!
- March 29, 2010 at 6:36 AM
- Ryan J. Marietta ("pennsyltucky") said...
This is the kind of Sh*t that opponents of healthcare are forwarding around - I got this from a "friend" who used to live in an apartment upstairs from us and my wife stays in touch - everytime we make plans, I cringe because they are so evangelical...
The e-mail reads: "[Obama's] New Healthcare Bill will require a microchip in people to get healthcare. Don't believe me google it yourself. It's in Class II (Paragraph 1, Section B) of the bill. This is the mark of the beast that the Bible spoke of. Some of you may say its just for healthrecords but even if it is at first think how easily it c...ould be changed to stopping buying or selling with just a simple download from a satelite.It my already be built into the chip but they wouldnt tell us that. I know some of u think I am crazy but this is prophecy right out of the Bible and it is here! Jesus is coming Soon.For those of u not familiar with the Bible. Revelations 14: 16-17. He causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to recieve a mark in their right hand or forehead that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name. As I said Jesus is coming soon. Forward this and tell people not to get this microchip. The Bible says that all who recieve his mark are thrown into the lake of fire with the antichrist. You don't want it! Pass this on as the media is not telling us! Love in Christ," signed his name, but I left that off.
Oh, please, You've gotta comment on your show.
- March 29, 2010 at 6:49 AM
- ZenGrouch said...
"maybe if they had written a healthcare bill that made sense it would be more popular. and maybe if the Dems were not so insistent on passing a poorly written bill they would be more popular"...
How is it the right wingdings bring out the health care bill in a wheelbarrow, then claim that it's too long for one person to possibly read it...
...yet they can claim to know all of it's flaws, and be peeved that it's poorly written?
- March 29, 2010 at 9:52 AM
- some dood said...
take a look at the headline
"Lawyer questions healthcare law language"
and there's one of the things i have a problem with
- March 29, 2010 at 10:20 AM
- Jakob said...
Bill, you absolutely killed it! You're the best! Roberta
- March 29, 2010 at 10:41 AM
- Anonymous said...
Bill,you have a way with words & so does Tiger Woods.Pure genius using his text as a talking point for the Democrats.I like many Canadians have been shocked by the crazy right wing protests & ourtright hate.The video you showed last week of the man with Parkensons was really disturbing.I have seen this attitude from many of my conservative American friends.Health care is for free-loaders.How do you reach these kind of people who stand fast even as they see those around them going bankcrupt because they have gotten sick and have been fucked in the ass by insurance companies!!
- March 29, 2010 at 10:45 AM
- Twoiodiotsfishing said...
Bill........your loosing your gusto!! You need to have that sorry face Micheal Steel back on the show. The last time you caught him dead rights in a lie.......think of the fun you can have now!!
- March 29, 2010 at 3:57 PM
- Amartya said...
Dear Bill,
One of the best New Rules ever broadcasted. Thanks for making a point in the best way possible, with a laugh and wit as sharp as a dagger.
Keep it Real, like you've done all this while.
- March 29, 2010 at 10:21 PM
- Anonymous said...
THANK YOU! Perhaps listening to this show helped them man up and grow a pair!
- March 30, 2010 at 3:35 AM
- skwyz said...
Best New Rule ever!!! Thank you for giving voice to what all of us liberals would really like to say, and for doing it so well!
- March 30, 2010 at 7:53 AM
- Kate said...
LOVE IT!!! Bill, you're the best!
- March 30, 2010 at 10:18 AM
- Jim Phillips said...
Mr. Mahr,
I heard and read your comments. Tey are about what I would expect from a Liberal mouthpiece. Having heard these comments and your previous statements about the 9-11 terrorists, it is my opinion you aremas anti-American as it gets. Your socialistic pomposity and arrogance were well displayed. Laugh and ridicule as you choose for now, November is not that far away. I wonder if you will still be as smug should the Supreme Court rule your little rammed through "victory" unconstitutional.
- March 30, 2010 at 2:57 PM
- saluti said...
Cooperation ...??? What a great spin !!!... Cooperation between the Dems & Reps has never been better ... They're both on the same page as far as the American war machine is concerned . The mega billions that are being spent on armaments & wars would pay not only your healthcare & education programs but more than half of the world's as well ... What a sorry waste of energy & resources !!!
- March 30, 2010 at 8:37 PM
- ChazzDarvey said...
You are a tool Bill. Please kill yourself.
- March 30, 2010 at 10:19 PM
- some dood said...
- March 31, 2010 at 10:29 AM
- Unknown said...
- March 31, 2010 at 10:48 AM
- Friends of George Cushingberry said...
It's about time someone called them out on the GOP's racist bullshit. As for the teaparty movement, put a Y in front of the teaparty and you have a Whitey-Party with a few sprinkles of select Uncle Toms and Aunt Condelizzas to fake the diversity part of it.
Keep bringing it Bill!
- March 31, 2010 at 1:07 PM
- Anonymous said...
You call yourself a "comedian"? There is nothing funny about you or your comments. You are cruel and tasteless. From the looks of the comments on here, so are your "followers"!
- March 31, 2010 at 2:01 PM
- Festus said...
Bill..YOU SUCK...You attacked Mr. Obama only a few weeks ago for "not getting anything done". Obviously you were dead wrong. The President has proven your full of crap. Who the hell made you an authority on ANYTHING anyhow. Your a stupid, simple comic not qualified to question Mr. Obama...shut the muck up...you've proven that your dumber than RNC followers.
- March 31, 2010 at 7:17 PM
- Festus said...
Bill..YOU SUCK...You attacked Mr. Obama only a few weeks ago for "not getting anything done". Obviously you were dead wrong. The President has proven your full of crap. Who the hell made you an authority on ANYTHING anyhow. Your a stupid, simple comic not qualified to question Mr. Obama...shut the fuck up...you've proven that your dumber than the RNC followers.
- March 31, 2010 at 7:26 PM
- Anonymous said...
Bill Maher is nothing but another bleeding hart dumb ass liberal. Go ahead with your stupid ass opinions, just pay for all of it yourself you idiot. Why don't you just leave this country before you and yor stupid retarded friends destroy it any further!
- March 31, 2010 at 9:18 PM
- H. Fradenburgh said...
Enjoyed your show, however, you had the perfect opportunity to get a straight answer from the head of the teachers union and she tapped danced right around you. You should have tacked her toes to the floor. The teachers union was not created last week. They know darn good and well they have no procedures in place to police there own. Granted it is up to the local school boards to hire and fire and you were absolutly correct when you stated parents need to play a more active role in their childs education, however for way to long the teachers union has covered for the weak, lame and lazy in their ranks and it is ever apparant, that in the year 2010, with all their desire to do the best for the children that the union is woefully behind the power curve when it comes to maintaining standards for their rank and file.
- March 31, 2010 at 9:51 PM
- KaKeOd said...
When Bush tried to pass his plan for Iraq, the democratic legislature was using the same innuendo-packed arguments...he was ramming it down their throats...and I'm sure they were choking on it from both ends, too...Bush stood in front of his tele-prompter and said, "I will not stand by as peril draws closer and closer..." blah, blah, insert fear evoking statement here, blah...he and his posse have always used fear as the convincing factor. At least the democrats just bitch about the lack of bipartisanship as opposed to trying to cite Jesus and terrorists as a valid reason to pass an unreadable bill jam-packed with pork. Both parties are equally guilty of not playing fair, but I wish the republican party would pull their head out of their asses and do what's best for America.
P.S...some of the comments on here are so stupid and irrational, they're positively comical..thanks for the great laugh. Now go back to your regular Tuesday night hobbies; Bible reading and masturbation.
- March 31, 2010 at 10:02 PM
- Anonymous said...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Bloody peasant!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
- March 31, 2010 at 10:21 PM
- Anonymous said...
please comment on this Bill:
- April 1, 2010 at 6:37 AM
- Anonymous said...
Terrific New Rules segment this week! Bill, have you heard of the military "Jesus Rifles" story...it would make a great piece for you.
- April 1, 2010 at 11:21 AM
- Really?????? said...
Please put LL Cool J on your show. Fox tried to use an old interview of his (from 2008) to use on Sarah Palin's new show- what a lame attempt to show you care about black's. They don't give a damn and I guess they thought LL Cool J was dumb enough to be used. SMH....
Check out Fox's response to LL calling them out on their foul reporting, "...it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others, we are cutting his interview from the special and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career."
Fox makes me sick to my stomach.
- April 1, 2010 at 1:27 PM
- Anonymous said...
Just saw you on the Tonight Show - you aqre the only guest ever to make Jay Leno seem funny by coparison...great job. -M. Hatch
- April 1, 2010 at 1:32 PM
- Anonymous said...
Don't mind me while I gloat. Its a great thing when a president actually fulfills a campaign promise. Its also a great thing to watch 2 legged wolves lose. A few more campaign promises and we will bounce this conspiratorial clusterfuck out of bounds.
"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men." - President Woodrow Wilson
"Whoever controls the volume of money in our country is absolute master of all industry and commerce. When you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled, one way or another, by a few powerful men at the top, you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate." - President James Garfield
"Hey Garfield, weren't you president for only like 4 months?" - A very cool Canadian student
"Well, I was killed shortly after making that comment." - President James Garfield (parenthetically hypothecated due to his unfortunate proof of the illicit cartel)
"Usury once in control will wreck any nation" - Canadian Prime Minister William King
So now that you know what globalization really means, what we need a goddamn education, not the current brainwashing orchestrated by our mortal enemies. Parents need to take more responsibility for the garbage being instilled into their children.
Everyone should stop paying their mortgages, car payments and credit cards until the government negotiates a fair deal with rigid terms to dump the Federal Reserve/international banking cartel and start printing our own currency. Exactly as Jackson did and Lincoln did before he was assassinated & Kennedy started doing before he was assassinated. This was JFK's legacy, not the new world order of 33rd degree free mason LBJ.
A challenge? The alternative is a wrecked nation. Hide President Obama for this & the next term so we can do this. Ask yourself, who really benefits from term limits? Excluding Dieboldt & Jeb Bush, an unpopular president votes themselves out of office but one who serves the public well is obstructed from completing major improvements. The anonymous people behind the Federal Reserve have murdered at least 1 president, thats an act of war. I think they'll back off if we start rounding them up in Guantanamo, pending their executions for state crimes and high treason. They are easy to find, just follow the money.
Maybe President Obama can take care of this after he gets us out of the 2 Gulf Wars & beats down the phony BS about Iran. If Iran really wanted nukes they would buy them from Israel, seeing how Israel wants them to have nukes more than anyone in the world.
As the crusaders just keep fucking things up, maybe we need a Muslim President to smooth over our business dealings with the Arab nations. You know, the guys who hold the rights to the oil. If I can live with right wing nutters I can deal with Muslims. They are quite polite and reasonable; COULD BE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SOBER.
- April 1, 2010 at 5:45 PM
- Anonymous said...
If you read that rant, care to guess how the dotcom boomed & busted and the USA lost its #1 IT ranking due to inadequate foresight, planning and investment by the selfish irresponsible morons who accepted responsibility to run it?
- April 1, 2010 at 5:53 PM
- Anonymous said...
Don't Neil Bush slip away either. If you don't remember, Google does...
- April 1, 2010 at 6:37 PM
- Anonymous said...
Bill, as usual, this 'new rule' is great. as are your shows. However, as you've said many times, "those who need to watch, won't". Well that's everyone's loss.
At any rate, just came across an older clip and wondered if you had seen it? It's called "The Money Masters". Here's the url. Keep up the struggle. Hopefully you'll get through to some of the hillbilly elite.
- April 2, 2010 at 6:40 AM
- Anonymous said...
The Catholics really need to check their story. I thought Jesus was the King of the Jews and the Pope is supposed to be His Representative on Earth, not the International Criminal Godfather, Saint Protector and Provider of Child Molesters and shanda fur de goyim. Lets not wait for the do nothing God of all creation to do nothing, lets revoke their diplomatic immunity, impose sanctions and send an expeditionary force to Vatican City. Are we the good guys, or the lackeys of imperialist running dogs?
At least we can sell off some of that priceless treasure on ebay and dish it to the poor, as the real Fisherman intended.
- April 2, 2010 at 8:14 PM
- sosa said...
Ok I want to know why you bring these amazing women on to your show and then let the macho self agrandazing males fake the spotlight. Why not intervene and let these key women folk take some glory. Let's get this right.
- April 2, 2010 at 10:38 PM
- Anonymous said...
I just saw an anti-recreational drug poster knock off of Da Vinci's of Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden, only Eve is passing a joint to Adam instead of an apple. They were smiling and making eyes, all blissful. I have a feeling this campaign is going to backfire. Just like when the ADA dentists copied the original... eat an apple save your teef, my ass!
- April 3, 2010 at 1:55 AM
- Festus said...
Bill...You S-U-C-K The President R-O-C-K-S
- April 3, 2010 at 4:42 PM
- Anonymous said...
Bill, saw you last night in Santa Rosa CA...I laughed alot but really, do you get paid $50,000a shot for saying theh F... word over and over and over again, then grab your crotch for the hell of it! come on, you bright, your articulate surely you have a larger vocabulary and they have powder for jock itch..... call emnem! I think you missed the demographic of your fans...most of us don't where our pants off our buts, or for the most part chew gum...step it up, you are better than that.
- April 3, 2010 at 5:37 PM
- A.T. said...
I think bill maher is soooo wussy in what he did to ray comfort. WUSSY-- That was just wrong.
bill Wussy Maher
- April 3, 2010 at 8:17 PM
- Beaver Cleaver said...
All the little children are going to Heaven and so is the Pope. He will receive his reward, a better palace than the poorer one he has here. But God is a just God, so each day forever and ever the Pope will awaken in his ostentatious palace. Then the little children will poke out his eyes, rack him until he is cripple, put his feet to the fire until the flesh falls off and the bones are burnt black, then burn him alive at the stake. All just a day's work in the Magic Kingdom.
Diamonds and rust, karma or bust, I'm going where George Carlin is and Bill Maher is going. Heaven? Full of child molesters, Nazis, flagellants, usurious bankers, mormons, willful idiots, children, sadists, yuppies, prudes, cops and others with rigid moral certitude. That sounds pretty hellish to me, hope you enjoy that eternity. In Hell, we get all the KFC and hardcore recreational drugs with no fatality penalty.
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom's always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Big Balls, AC/DC
- April 4, 2010 at 5:12 AM
- Cleaver's Beaver said...
The MIC-Illuminati should come out of the closet as the biggest narcoterrorists in America, legalize ALL drugs and do away with income tax. Then they can sell their products out in the open as it is in a free society and the consumers will have money to buy them. The best part is we will finally get something for our money and they will still get all the money and obliterate all life. They are going to anyway, they may as well cut us in on the lecherous perversion & primo shit!
The loss of freedom in America presented by Jello Biafra in Canada, 2006. Great stuff!
Now, I have easter eggs to find & a chocolate bunny to lick all over. How pagan is that?
- April 4, 2010 at 5:22 AM
- Anonymous said...
The big one hit California and Baja California Easter Sunday, 2010. Churches were leveled everywhere killing millions of the faithful, including Pat Robertson. Millions of atheists were enjoying nature playing golf, surfing, hiking and skiiing. They appear to have not noticed the catastrophe. When told what had happened, one atheist observed, "I guess their God was angry at them. Glad thats over!"
- April 4, 2010 at 4:37 PM
- hfstaple said...
Dear Bill,
I am one of your biggest fans on the political and religious front, but I wish you would please stop getting Amy Holmes on your show. She is a phony. Her mother is my first cousin (although we have never met). I saw her on an interview on youtube where she described herself as having a single mother, how they had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and how her mother had to scrub floors to put her through Princeton. Just what the Republicans think all blacks can and should do, but I will assure you that her mother (who is white) was not single; she was married to her biological father who was from Zambia. Her mother left her biological father when Amy was about 4 and returned the U.S. where she shortly remarried Amy's stepfather, a white man as well. She had a very white, upper middle class upbringing. There was no "pulling oneself up by one's bootstrings". Her parents and grandparents were quite comfortable. Even though Amy got scholarships to several really good colleges, she insisted on going to Princeton (where she didn't get a scholarship). Her mother did have to come out of retirement and take a job managing a restaurant to help pay her way through Princeton. Her mother might have had to mop the floor at the restaurant a few times, but she certainly wasn't on her hands and knees scrubbing floors in rich white people's homes. My point is that she is trying to come off as a black girl from the hood and despite all odds made it to the top. That is exactly how conservatives would like her to come off as, since they have a severe shortage of genuine black women from the hood from fatherless families who made it to the top, never taking government help bc they scrubbed floors on their hands and knees. I'm not saying there aren't such women, but they tend to be Democrats though bc they have compassion for the people they grew up with. Amy Holmes is DEFINITELY not one of them. I'm sure she has faced discrimination, but she had it easier than most whites growing up, and I think it's really disingenuous of her to act like she had it so rough. If you don't believe me because this is anonymous, feel free to contact me personally: firstname.lastname@example.com.
I don't mean to sound catty talking badly about a family member (even though we've never met because they grew up in Seattle and I grew up in Louisiana) It's just that I'm a fervent Democrat and can't stand to see a conservative misrepresenting herself to serve the conservative cause, and I'm in a position to know the truth.
Helen Stapleton
- April 5, 2010 at 7:54 AM
- Anonymous said...
Bill you should look at this:
KFC new heart failure w/o bun
I found it in the business section. It should have been in the health section, definitely not food.
- April 5, 2010 at 2:15 PM
- some dood said...
- April 5, 2010 at 9:13 PM
- Anonymous said...
Just think,
If it wasn't for term limits W's cronies would have stolen another election - you thought W masterminded that? and we'd be in WW3, as Herr Rove tried so desperately to start, and is probably still plotting.
The pouty way W acted as he left office, that boy didn't learn a thing. No remorse, no accountability, he's looney tunes.
Reminds me a lot of Sarah Palin.
In the 70s Don Rumsfield was the lobbyist who got the poison/artificial sweetener Aspartame on the market. Aspartame has been proven to cause birth defects and cancer. It also screws up your brain chemistry and makes you dumber. Sarah being on the diet kola diet, anyone care to compute the odds what caused Trigs' retardation? Wrong! God did it because Sarah is the Chosen One.
If Don Rumsfield was a Democrat she'd be suing his ass and slandering Democrats. But no, she just keeps denying it.
Ever feel like a lab rat? Wrong! the Christian rightwing corporate criminals are not experimenting, they are just polluting and destroying. Its what they do. I hope that God fella identifies that gene sequence and makes a lethal virus for them.
He better do it quick.
- April 6, 2010 at 6:42 AM
- Anonymous said...
McCain + Palin, Rise of the Post Turtle II
Senile: Relating to or exhibiting memory loss or mental impairment associated with aging.
or, is it
Revenge: To inflict harm in return for, as an injury, insult, etc.; to exact satisfaction for, under a sense of injury; to avenge; -- followed either by the wrong received, or by the person or thing wronged, as the object, or by the reciprocal pronoun as direct object, and a preposition before the wrong done or the wrongdoer.
or possibly
Heroism: heroic conduct especially as exhibited in fulfilling a high purpose or attaining a noble end.
- April 6, 2010 at 8:23 PM
- Anonymous said...
Today in the news it is reported that the allegations of covering for his some already convicted child raping sodomites on groups with anti-Catholic agenda.
I remember seeing photos of both Presidents George Bush, the Worst and the Last sucking on his Assholiness's fingers. The symbolism was not lost on me then, hope you all gag too.
It does explain alot though.
- April 6, 2010 at 11:12 PM
- Anonymous said...
Priests aren't villians because a few are child molesters. They are all villains because without exception they enslave and live off people, deluding children with terrible lies in order to manipulate & exploit them all their lives.
Organized religion is the ultimate corporate wet dream. Full payment required up front, no preview. They don't have to deliver on the marketing hype, nothing at all. Tax exempt status!!! Ah, ah ahhhh! I'm cumming all over my bible! oooo... impossible concntration.
- April 8, 2010 at 1:22 PM
- Unknown said...
I REALLY REALLY like the direction you're heading in when you list the other things that need to be done in this country.
I think you ought to run for President! You might piss off more people than Ralph Nader!
- April 8, 2010 at 2:54 PM
- DEADHEAD4LIFE! said...
I belive we both think the same way on every issue religion, pot and other recreationals keep up the great wort George Carlin has passed you the torch,man!
- April 8, 2010 at 9:00 PM
- Unknown said...
Blogs are so informative where we get lots of information on any topic. Nice job keep it up!!
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- April 9, 2010 at 12:30 AM
- Anonymous said...
I believe that the United States political system can be most accurately described as feudal. The gluttony of the last 30 years matches that of the military-religious dictators of Europe 600-1000 years ago, even including the geographic hotspots. Figures, some of the most deluded hawks claim ancestry to this period. George Bushs' crappy military crimes are exactly in this vein, he stacks up last among the dumb military strategists of the 11th century.
Brought to you by the free market capitalism that enabled Andrew Carnegie to leave a wealth of libraries for me to outsmart illiterate W.
- April 9, 2010 at 9:11 AM
- Anonymous said...
Sweet Jesus that was good Bill!
- April 9, 2010 at 9:13 AM
- Anonymous said...
Sarah Palin is poison on the campaign trail. I bet the Republicans are too dumb and cowardly to give her the boot. Even if they do she can sue on rounds of discrimination against the handicapped.
- April 9, 2010 at 10:36 AM
- Anonymous said...
Hi Bill
Hear you about the sonar & whales. Currently there has been a dying off of whales in a major nursery off southern Argentina/Chile, the vast majority of which are infants. The ELF & energy waves the navies use is making the whales deaf & unable to hunt by echo location. It is documented that due to human noise pollution in the oceans and in the presence of these sources whales have change their calling patterns.
If you want to be really offended by these idiots look up Operation Teacup. In the 50s the Navy experimented with nuclear shell ordinances 200 miles off San Diego. They tested (canon fired) nuclear shells. You're swimming in it for 20,000 years, my friend. Sucks, huh?
- April 9, 2010 at 11:45 AM
- Sara Kazilbash said...
I just want to commend you for your excellent movie 'Religulous', which I just watch thirty minutes ago.
I am young Shiite girl, and with everything you said about homosexuality, people allowed to go to heaven, and freedom of speech... I agree with it all! Yes, I do believe that there is nothing wrong with homosexuality. I believe that there are no 'infidels' (in fact, my best friends in high school were Buddhist and Catholic). I also think that it is quite strange that Islam has the concept of freedom of speech, but many people state that if Prophet Muhammad is 'insulted', then the 'insultee' should be killed.
I am quite at odds with my parents, since it is normally said that we Shias are lucky to be who we are, because we are the 'best'. I mention just the tip of my 'doubt list', and it is taken quite seriously. Sheesh.
The movie was hilarious and thought-provoking, and the ending was very very true. We shouldn't let fundamentalists control religion, and we shouldn't tell people that they are going to hell just because of their doubts or of their different beliefs.
By the way, I think that the president of Iran is a bastard for saying that the Holocaust didn't exist, or that Israel should 'disappear'. That is a whole nation! What is going on between Israel and Palestine is all politics and bullshit, and the organizations who claim that it is Muslims' duty to exterminate Jews/Israelis are dumbasses.
Ah well, hopefully this email shall reach you. Can I get an email back from you too? :) I don't get your HBO show here in the UAE, but I'd like to find a way to watch it.
Yours sincerely,
- April 9, 2010 at 4:28 PM
- Dana Meador said...
You keep asking your panel "how fucked are we" and getting nothing but shrugs and lame assurances that we aren't. I'd love it if you'd have a guest that actually tells the truth about how fucked we really are and what people who don't own their own private islands should be doing about it. (see www.wealthshift.org)
- April 10, 2010 at 10:20 AM
- Anonymous said...
Mr. Maher,
This is the only way that I hoped to get what is a real human story reflected in your Showtime speical about Religion. My own history is way beyond most religions. The murder of my sister in 2002 was my turning point. I am still conflicted and think I most likely will always be to some extent. However, the real story is not the history of religion but the experience of it and where it has left some like me, who started asking the questions you posed and find no real answers. If I were to believe in God, I want to do it with having made my own decision. My story is long, but one which I would like to share with you. I am a nobody to you, but my story and my sister whose murder was ploted and carried out by a preacher and his wife should be told. This will truly blow you away. B Tallent Louisville, KY 502-216-7585
- April 10, 2010 at 4:57 PM
- Anonymous said...
You are brutally amazing. True words.
- April 11, 2010 at 7:48 PM
- Anonymous said...
If you are maintaining this wall, this defensive tower in the Castle Rational, You are going to answer personally the plea for justice of B Tallent, whether it pays or not.
Hey bud, you're rich through your accomplishments. Congrats, now turn your efforts to uplift you community. Failure to do so will result in totalitarianism, the monkey room at the zoo.
Did I stutter? Am I not 5 by 5 clear? Or are you just a screen hogging asshole?
At least find out what injustice was done to
B Tallent Louisville, KY 502-216-7585
You can be their Uncle Bill, or you can be a shriveled up old dick sitting in a jacuzzi with your creepy money whoring friends, its yor call.
If they are crooked, you'll get at the least a story to tell & redeem your comedic cupons.
B Tallent Louisville, KY 502-2
Please help: be more decent than the monkeys.
- April 13, 2010 at 1:49 AM
- Anonymous said...
Dude, dude dude,
dude dude?
Derek Zoolander has charity for the children of Haiti.
Thats the fictional character Derek Zoolander, has a real charity, with a straight for the children of Haiti and their moms.
Put up, TV persona. I call.
- April 13, 2010 at 1:55 AM
- Anonymous said...
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- April 13, 2010 at 2:00 AM
- Anonymous said...
It was banned and never released in Malasia You figure it out. In the meantime, pony up and do some good. I promise, you'll learn alot about the mostly avoidable painful human condition.
You want to control a brain, use tv. You want to free a mind, use the web.
Watch this!
- April 13, 2010 at 2:11 AM
- Anonymous said...
You call yourself a libertarian, then why the fuck did you vote for MORE government?
- April 14, 2010 at 4:52 AM
- Anonymous said...
fix that duh-scriminated linkage:
Enjoy, brothers! You should read what the so called conservative James Watt said during the reagulon admin, he's fucking insane! The so called leaders are doing too much coke, too much cock and ignoring the Brown Act!
Are we clear?
- April 14, 2010 at 4:57 AM
- Anonymous said...
A law to prohibit secret meetings of official bodies, save under the most exceptional circumstances, should not be necessary. Public officers above all other persons should be imbued with the truth that their business is the public's business and they should be the last to tolerate any attempt to keep the people from being fully informed as to what is going on in official agencies. Unfortunately, however, that is not always the case. Instances are many in which officials have contrived, deliberately and shamefully, to operate in a vacuum of secrecy.
Included in the verbage of the Brown Act is thay political animals will not take money dor favors during their term in office. Makes too much sense, huh? Get a directory of the congress, thats who is violating this rule. I want my 20 grand per Learjet trip back, bitch! I want to know every detail how a public servant made 300 million dollars. I want the Clintons in Cheney's private prison!
Fuck you, you are all pussies!
- April 14, 2010 at 5:03 AM
- Haley in SC said...
Hey Bill! just wanted to write what I hope is a quick comment. I just finished watching "Religulous" and I had some thoughts. Sorry its to your blog here but I didn't know any other way to contact you? ANYWAY! As to a lot of the questions you brought to the table in the docu, I have had some of the same questions. A lot of it seems like hoopla, and I blame people misusing God as they're example and reason for things. I completely believe that the Bible is a book of truth but I also see your point that a lot of it seems to contradict what we know to be true. Maybe the problem is that we are only seeing it from a small, human standpoint? Evolution is undeniable; but the Bible references multiple times that God is not constrained to time, time is manmade. Therefore, I take a lot of what it says to be theoretical. I don't see any problem with believing in evolution as the way God created the world. Another major point you make is to that God says he is love, yet many times wars are waged in his name. I believe that God's term of love is much different from our recent "washed up" definition of love. I think God wants what is best for our lives and his rules aren't set to make us unhappy and bored with our lives, they're there to keep us from making mistakes or from learning things the hard way. I really hate that the examples of so call Christians are the only ones you've met because they evidently are either very immature in their faith or are not in the faith at all. I hope the best for you! I think you're HILAROUS and I love to hear a lot of your comments. I just pray that God will someone into your life that is a normal person (like me) who is a christian (like me) who sees the world and faith as something that don't have to be in two different categories. They exist harmoniously :) Good luck with everything!
- April 14, 2010 at 4:05 PM
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- April 14, 2010 at 8:17 PM
- Unknown said...
This is the CEO of Massey Energy, the company who's mine killed 25 people last week:
If you can't watch the video, he says: "As someone who has overseen the mining of more coal than anyone else in the history of Central Appalachia, I know that the safety and health of coal miners is my most important job. I don't need Washington politicians to tell me that, and neither do you. But I also know—I also know that Washington and state politicians have no idea how to improve miner safety. The very idea that they care more about coal miner safety than we do is as silly as global warming."
- April 15, 2010 at 4:17 PM
- Unknown said...
OMFG! As my Prius drove by a crowd of Tea Nazi Protesters, I was blasted with comments as faggot, and my fav "go back to France!" I noticed that amongst the pale face polo shirt wearing crowd, not a single black person, I'm sure there was a little Powell hiding in this midst but honestly, these people are just glorified red necks, racist Americans that cannot see past the concept OF PROGRESSIVE CHANGE!!!!!! Jesus ZOMBIE CHRIST!! what has happened to America, Bill I love you, help me before I really do move to fucking France!
- April 15, 2010 at 6:51 PM
- Brian said...
42 years ago Americans as a whole WERE much more humane and democratic. From Ball State to UCLA, people honestly cared. Then the angry bullies started killing the leaders of our once great nation. Fear, war and profittering were the mainstay of American politics and business. As you stated in your Chris Mathews interview where you mentioned that democrats moved to the middle and right-wingers moved to rubber rooms.
Now we have another great leader and the bullies are frightened.
- April 15, 2010 at 6:59 PM
- DEADHEAD4LIFE! said...
Did you know that they found yet another giant mass of micoscopis bits of plastic in the Atlatic ocean in addition to the one in the Pacific ? Also Bill Section 8 housing is decent housing at 30%of avg rent ,it's a gov't program for folks who are disabled ect (not as you once thought an a show long ago) as a Lobbyist for Medical Marijauna here in N.Y. thank you for your open and heartfelt support for the cause! and Religion is total bullshit too!!
- April 15, 2010 at 10:11 PM
- Bobby said...
The Democrats refused to cooperate with the people the first half of the year and they won't the second half. How is this a new rule?
- April 17, 2010 at 7:45 PM
- Anonymous said...
You say that it is wrong for doctors to write illegible prescriptions or priests to speak in Latin because you can't understand. Then you make fun people who complain about 3000 page bills or a tax code well educated people can't understand. You claim to be a Libertarian yet you down grade republicans and praise democrats on your show, real republicans are libertarians not liberal democrats. You want the government out of your personal business, but the government needs to parent everyone else. You are a so called atheist who believes the Zionists do no wrong. Israel is not worth one American life! Let the rest of the world fix their own problems. I am a libertarian and an atheist I am not a racist but I did not vote for our president and neither is every one who did not vote our president. Why don't you have people like John Stossel, Drew Cary, or Peter Schiff the man who saw the crash coming even though you say no one did? I think you are a conceited hypocrite you are not the smartest person in the world!
- April 17, 2010 at 9:32 PM
- some dood said...
i think bill is mad at blogga
- April 17, 2010 at 10:23 PM
- Anonymous said...
Bill - I can't see a way to email you or your staff directly, so I'll have to say it here (re April 16, 2010 show); re Goldman Sachs SEC charge -- it's NOT complicated. Please don't dismiss it as such on your show. Have someone like Felix Salmon of Reuters jon (he explains this stuff beautifully). It's actually a really simpled charge - if it goes to a jury, one thing GS will certainly do is try and MAKE it complicated, and snow them.
- April 18, 2010 at 11:29 AM
- Anonymous said...
Hi Bill
Since Orly Hates and Rupert Murdoch's fake news story tellers are no longer allowed to Tea Bag in public, its your turn. No worries, just serve Thorazine in the punch and play country music for 1-2 hours before you present. They may not be as responsive as your usual audience, but they won't blow your ass away either.
- April 18, 2010 at 12:09 PM
- Anonymous said...
Bill I watched your documentry religous and it seems you like to interview people that have more emotional beliefs then actual bible based knoledge of the scriptures. I think your way of selling doubt and negativity is not entertaining. Its obvious your way of making a living is calling people out politically or otherwise.Your work in way only proves that this system of things will never work.
I challenge you to read a publication " what does the bible really Teach" www.jw.org you download it for free no charge
- April 18, 2010 at 2:23 PM
- Anonymous said...
I think you are a very funny man. Thats what your job is..to be funny..so I don't take you seriously. Keep us laughing....maybe you should run for president...ha ha hah ROFL ha ha ha...jeese what a dip!
- April 18, 2010 at 2:30 PM
- kiee1 said...
World Tea Company We as a company are angry at the U.S.A as we here the call for more tea , we send it,Why does no one want our tea ? Also we saw on CNN baggers wanting jobs? We had tripled production sent the Tea to the USA . I find nobody who wants to bag tea , no one who drinks it .Lipton already bags ample tea for the USA . So America again rips us off the tea glut is a very real problem . Next year we plant herbal tea and opium . Shame on you USA you asked for tea Yet you want herbal our opium . Make up your minds! If you want tea drink it if not quick the party no Tea no party. Kiee1@world tea company
- April 19, 2010 at 7:12 PM
- Anonymous said...
There will be no cooperation as long as ignorent rednecks in right to work states are allowed to make cars Sen Shelbey ignorent himself continues the redneck brand
- April 19, 2010 at 7:31 PM
- BRP said...
I watched the religion show on Showtime. I guess I'm troubled by the fact that you did not seem to talk to anyone who could speak intelligently about the faith (Christianity). And I will be honest...if I had to be taught by the kind of people that you interviewed I would be very skeptical too. Have you considered going to the campus of Dallas Theological Seminary or Trinity Evangelical Divinity School or Southern Seminary in Kentucky...Places where there are people who can really speak to some of the issues that you raise. I'll pray for you buddy. I think you are right on in that man has certainly corrupted the faith, but one just because man has "done a number" on Christianity, does not change the truth of Christianity. When I was a kid, I hated history...seemed like I could never get all those names and dates right. I couldn't remember the names of the presidents, I couldn't remember the battles of the civil. I just had all my history wrong. But it didn't matter how much I messed up the history lesson, it didn't change the fact that the events really did happen. My errors did not change the truth, and so I had to re-read and study and learn so that I could recite it correctly. It's the same with the scriptures...Just cause PEOPLE get it wrong, or parts of it wrong, does it change the scriptures themselves.
- April 19, 2010 at 8:46 PM
- DEADHEAD4LIFE! said...
Right on Bill !
- April 20, 2010 at 12:10 PM
- Ellen said...
Well done. Yeah, one of the best new rules.
But WHY are you defending cap and trade laws? That is the wrong way to go about it.
There's a good short video on the subject here...
- April 21, 2010 at 3:29 PM
- Brian Bollinger said...
Mr. Maher,
I would like to say I resent being called a racist and member of the Ku Klux Klan based on the sole fact I agree with political views of the Tea Party movement. I respect your right to form your own opinion on key issues within our government in fact I served this country to protect that right. It is wrong to used such hateful terms without basis.
- April 22, 2010 at 5:27 PM
- Anonymous said...
I like Jesse Ventura's views. You always have great guests!
- April 22, 2010 at 6:09 PM
- Bard Elron Hu said...
Hey Bill
We bought Alaska from Russia, now lets sell it to China. Heres why:
1. To pay off the national debt
2. To Balance trade deficit - we can outsource our oil professionals to China
3. To say good-bye to Todd & Sarah!
- April 22, 2010 at 6:26 PM
- Anonymous said...
I would like to suggest that the tagline 'tea party', which denotes a ritual performed by materially insulated snobs with breathing difficulties resulting from universally having silver spoons removed from their inbred sinus cavities and hopefuls wishing to breed this defect out, indicates exactly how far behind the times aforementioned hillbillies actually are.
I am sure Bill Maher has already spilled his bong laughing over this but if you haven't seen the esteemed Keith Olberman presenting James' Thurber's Fables For Modern Times, dig this:
Keith Olberman Presents Thurber's Fables For Modern Times
For you noids & the color blind, thats:
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Rock on!
- April 22, 2010 at 10:34 PM
- Anonymous said...
I have a dream!
I have a dream, that one day I will be allowed to drive my biodiesel bus on fragrant hemp oil, and throw away junk mail and phone books that are printed on annually harvested hemp paper, instead of pristine old forest clear cut by fucking redneck assholes that can't be restored in 10 inbred generations.
I have a dream, that the 1st carbon tax penalties will be paid by the marketing scum who pump 20 pounds of junk mail through my trash every month, requiring an entire recycling industry to gather it and burning it as should have been done in the first place.
I have a dream, that political criminals and embezzlers of the public coffers will be prosecuted to a greater extent than poor people who can't pay their taxes + penalties and interest. I have a dream that the Clintons and Bushs will be brought to trial and all the surviving witnesses will testify.
Ok, maybe thats a bit much to ask, but maybe the 1st 2?
- April 23, 2010 at 1:45 PM
- Anonymous said...
Where's the Pope with a miracle when you need him? whats the price for this forgiveness?
Boy Scouts ordered to pay $18.5M in sex abuse case
- April 23, 2010 at 9:11 PM
- Anonymous said...
You look goofy in your tea party hat. These tools have taken street theater back to the Flintstones, not even aware they are being pranked. No one is going to take them seriously, especially while their organizers lurk in the shadows like the criminal thugs they are.
Marshal McLuhan could not have given a better example: the medium is the message. The media is under lockdown, yet this circus is being televised? Hmm. And oh what an unfocused, cranky, bloated message it is: America has PMS! Kicking the Bush 'its 1955 in America and everything is fine" Matrix.
"They find it harder to locate their external enemies than to grapple with their internal conditions. Their seemingly impersonal defeat has spun a personally tragic plot and they are betrayed by what is false within them."
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Hang on to the hat though, you might need a disguise to escape Bedrock if the mob attains a critical mass of petulant tantrum.
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I want to know how America got this stupid. It's still hard to believe every day when I wake up. Expose the Political Structure for what it truly is: a 50's style, small town football rivalry between Team A (GOP) and Team B (DNC). Our social and Political progress remains in sisiphian back and forth as the two teams throw the ball back and forth. We're like neurotic animals in a zoo., watching our history go by, uninvolved, but bellowing all the way to the grave.
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Hey, you, Shit for Brains! If your lord is all about "vengence" why isn't he doing something about all the bad shit doing down in his name, like priests fucking little boys in the name of Jesus?
Those kids were probably praying to Jesus, while priests were ripping their assholes to shreds.
Oh, yeah, your lord is one tough motherfucker, all "I'll get your ass later bitch! Oh, I'd do it now, but I'm busy with some other really important shit, like giving babies in Africa AIDS."
Take your holy "vengence" and shove it up your butt hole, ya' ignorant fuck!
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Hey, you, Shit for Brains! If your lord is all about "vengence" why isn't he doing something about all the bad shit doing down in his name, like priests fucking little boys in the name of Jesus?
Those kids were probably praying to Jesus, while priests were ripping their assholes to shreds.
Oh, yeah, your lord is one tough motherfucker, all "I'll get your ass later bitch! Oh, I'd do it now, but I'm busy with some other really important shit, like giving babies in Africa AIDS."
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Wow, thats a harsh indictment. Good thing its not based on fact.
Here is George Carlin's explanation:
I want to know how America got this stupid
But personally, it is my firsthand experience that American intelligence went underground when the government declared war on the kids, and the "activists" who were steering them toward the truth. Carlin is right, but not about the role of school. You see, while the the academic scores obviously vary directly proportional to income, the bell curve for intelligence tests is the same regardless of economic circumstance: the lower classes hid their intelligence. So, when you hear some elite dimwit ask where the lost generation went, know that they are the only ones for whom it is lost.
As in all cultures facing oppression, the best of the best joined the CIA or took their brains underground. You've just been feeling the yuppies and their herds of sheeple, shall we say the mediocre and the wannabes?
In truth intelligent Americans of limited economic means were driven out of the political/public sphere during the late 60s and the academic sphere in the 70s. I can prove it, but this is not the forum for that. This doesn't mean that they do not exist, it means they aren't allowed to participate. Consider in the US we went from over 50 corporations controlling media outlets in 1983 to only 5 today; I'd like to recommend to every NSA or CIA spook who has a heart that they quit and run like Hell.
Just like the rest of us.
I suggest you turn off the TV for a few months, then maybe a year. It will clear your head and get you back in touch with the people around you. The single most valuable asset in the world has always been time, still is. Take yours back: drop out. Chances are, you'll find us.
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I hope justice is done too, but I don't expect it to happen spontaneously. As for the LORD I've met his cocksucking child molesting child abusing representatives and they are the first ones I want to see justice done to.
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I recommend using translate.google.com to flame his ass in both languages; think of him as Santa Claus. Btw google can't translate Latin yet - which should have been done to deal with the lieu before they became what it is, and their support of oriental languages is also lacking. Considering the vital relevance of both in the modern world I'd like to question who owns them...
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Naked (1988)
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it
And as things fell apart
Nobody paid much attention
You got it, you got it
5. Paradise
by John Prine
John Prine (1971)
Then the coal company came with the world's largest shovel
And they tortured the timber and stripped all the land
Well, they dug for their coal till the land was forsaken
Then they wrote it all down as the progress of man
4. Fake Plastic Trees
by Radiohead
The Bends (1995)
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
3. Big Yellow Taxi
by Joni Mitchell
Ladies of the Canyon (1970)
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
2. Society
by Eddie Vedder and Jerry Hannan
Into the Wild motion picture soundtrack (2007)
It's a mystery to me
We have a greed with which we have agreed
And you think you have to want more than you need
Until you have it all you won't be free
1. Imagine
by John Lennon
Imagine (1971)
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
Bonus Track: Corporation Day
by Dan O'Neill, CASSE Director of European Operations

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I was trying to write a simple program to find the largest out of the three given numbers. But when I try to compile it gives first error at the bold line. Could you please correct it?
By the way, is there any way that I could check it for all the errors before I try to compile it? e.g. When I tried to compile the program the compiler (Dev-C++) highlighted only the bold line, so I don't know (I'm sure there are!) if there are errors in other lines too. If I had known this I would have also boldfaced those lines too. Do you get what I'm trying to ask?
Please help me. Thanks a lot.
Code:#include <iostream> #include <conio> using namespace std; int main() { float a, b, c; cout << "Enter the three numbers" << endl; cout << "Enter a = " << endl; cin >> a; cout << "Enter b = "; cin >> b; cout << "Enter c= " << endl; cin >> c; if (a > b)&&(c < b) cout << "a is the largest" << endl; if (b > a)&&( a < c) cout << "b is the largest" << endl; else cout << "c is the largest" << endl; getch(); }


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A traditional country dish, using the yellow-white runner beans (see photo below). Again, an easy to prepare and nutritious recipe.
1 kg beef – the soft part cut in portions
1 kg yellow-white runner beans
1 large onion grated
4 medium potatoes sliced
300g fresh ripe tomatoes pureed
2 cloves garlic crushed
2 tablespoons chopped parsley
130 ml olive oil
Salt and pepper
Cut off the ends of the runner beans and make sure to remove any threads along the sides of the beans.
In a heavy-bottomed pan, fry the portions of beef in the olive oil on both sides, just enough for them to colour.
Add the grated onion and garlic and fry for another 3 minutes.
Add the tomato puree and enough warm water to cover the beef.
Let it simmer for 1 hour or until the beef is cooked.
Add the beans and the potatoes and stir well.
Simmer for 30 minutes until the beans and the potatoes are tender.
Add the parsley, salt and pepper and boil for 5 minutes.
The mixture should remain with the oil and very little other liquid, if not, continue simmering without the lid on the pan for a little longer.
If you've tried this recipe please rate it!
Eat and Enjoy!