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Hellboy Might Need a Handyman
I can imagine that Tampa Bay Rays rookie Jeremy Hellickson will have a special carpentry project to complete in the near future. I can definitely imagine a particular DIY (do-it-yourself) project to be penciled in bold letters on the Hellboy's off-season "Honey-Do" list.
I can visualize him now peering over expansive pile of timber with the same intensity and commitment he showed 29 times during 2011 as he took the mound. Bet he is even wearing a Rays game day cap on his head, with a pencil fashioned behind his ear. Just like sheriff Brody needed a "Bigger boat", Hellboy is definitely going to be in the market for a trophy case addition soon.
Recently Tampa Bay Rays rookie starter Jeremy Hellickson got the fantastic news back home in Des Moines, Iowa that he had been selected as the 2011 Baseball America M L B Rookie of the Year. Joining the ranks of Baseball America past R O Y winners such as Cardinals 1B Albert Pujols (2001), Diamondbacks SP Brandon Webb (2003), Tigers SP Justin Verlander (2006), Brewers OF Ryan Braun (2007), Tigers, Cubs C Geovany Soto (2008) and Giants C Buster Posey (2010).
Major League Baseball and the Baseball Writers Association of America (B B W A A) will not officially announce their respective National League or American League Rookie of the Year Award winners until November 14th but history is definitely tilted Hellboy's way as 8 out of the last 11 M L B seasons, the Baseball America R O Y selection also heard his name announced as their respective league's R O Y award winner in mid-November.
Hellboy also ended the National League's 4-year grip on the award and Hellickson became not only the first pitcher to stake claim to the award, but also the first American League player to win the honor since Detroit Tigers rookie SP Justin Verlander back in 2006. This same Baseball America MLB Rookie of the Year honor eluded former Rays standouts Rocco Baldelli, Carl Crawford, Joe Kennedy, Rolando Arroyo, plus current stars 3B Evan Longoria and SP David Price. Interesting enough, former Rays 3B/DH Eric Hinske (2002) and SP Hideo Nomo (1995) won the same award, but not as Rays.
Amazing that Hellickson in his first full MLB season posted a .210 opponents batting average, which ranked 3rd in the MLB behind possible Cy Young candidates Verlander and Los Angeles Dodger hurler Clayton Kershaw. Didn't hurt that the young Rays starter saved his best for later in the 2011 season as Hellboy bolstered a 2.64 ERA from the All-Star break to the end of the 2011 season, plus garnered a coveted American League Divisional Series pitching assignment.
Hellickson is definitely another reason to feel optimistic coming into the Spring of 2012 when he will not only have another year under his belt, but possibly possess even a few more tweaks to his pitching arsenal. With that in mind, maybe there should be a tweak to Hellickson's DIY project plans, possibly re-configuring his carpentry plans to include an addition to his home. Got a feeling this is the first wave of many shiny pieces of MLB acknowledgment that Hellboy will receive in his career.
If you need help Jeremy, I am pretty good with a tape measure and a circular saw.
Re-casting Possible for the Rays "Young Guns"?
It always amazes me when people make posters like this. It is creative, very well thought out in the ways of design, but the content sometimes makes a lot to be desired. It is not that I do not consider the Tampa Bay Rays pitchers that this artist selected for his poster to not be "Young Guns", I just think a couple of pitchers who also made an 2011 appearance missed the photo cut.
Gazing at the poster several images of 2011 came rushing back to me, which several being possible final curtain calls for a few Rays. Some showed their magic in 2011, while some may have shown a bit of a bad slide, possibly signing their own visas for exit from the Rays universe. Still it is wild that this one photo to the right was presented on the first day Rays pitchers' and catchers reported in Port Charlotte, Florida, and one person presented on the poster was not even among those assembled.
Rays phenom Matt Moore did not even report until the Rays minor league player's strolled into the Southwest Florida community, but won a spot on the poster. It would be futile to not consider this southpaw a future staple in the Rays rotation, possibly making his next appearance after May 2012. Still it shows the defining depth and promise of the Rays hurlers that a guy not even selected for a Major League Spring Invite makes such a prominent figure on the poster.
But there is something that is bothering me about this poster. Something that today might not seem relevant, but could make the whole idea of the poster moot possibly even before the 2012 Spring thaw. I consider the duo of "Alex's", Torres and Cobb to have a prominent place in the Rays plans coming into 2012, possibly making their Opening Day debuts this season for the Rays.
That immediately raises the question on who I truly think might be airbrushed off this poster, possibly wearing different colors as the mid-February date approaches. The first pitcher that might get a new MLB address for 2012 could be right-hander Jeff Niemann. It is nothing personal, Niemann has shown great signs of brilliance on the mound, it is just that his risk factors in regard to injury setbacks and his up and down productivity make him a suitable pitcher to find another home for 2012.
Some people might be amazed that the "Tall Texan" has made 83 career starts for the Rays, but most of us are transfixed on his last 2011 start, in Fenway Park where Niemann was matched up against Red Sox hurler Jon Lester and Neumann posted up his 11th victory of the season. Niemann posted a 8-2 record on the road this season in his 12 starts, pushing him into the top 5 road records in the major leagues, including winning 8 of his last 9 road decisions.
Usually that kind of pitcher would not even be on the cusp of trade chatter, but the Rays have a bevy of pitchers trying to break through the barrier between the Triple-A Durham Bulls and a place on the Rays 25-man roster. 2012 might be the season where the Rays get significantly younger, and Niemann may only be the first to mosey into the Florida sunset. Niemann has had a good enough career and 2011 season to possibly get the Rays an up-grade in a few needed areas for 2012. I would put him at the top of the Rays list of available players come the Hot Stove season, and a pitcher more than a few teams covet.
The second member of the Rays current "Young Guns" who might need to worry is also Niemann's hunting and fishing buddy Wade Davis. Even though he might have signed a salary respectable contract before the 2011 season, that could be a great tasty morsel to a struggling team with limited payroll looking for a viable starter with MLB experience. I guess I put Davis on this list because I consider the two "Alex's" to have more up-side for the Rays in the near future than Davis, this is not about his present record or his injury in 2011.
Still, Davis is another Rays pitcher who has some valuable MLB abilities and could come at a respectable trade cost to another team. Worst thing here is that Davis would be a marked man in 2012 no matter what in reality. With the firm possibility that Moore will spend at least a few months in Durham before possibly making another visit to the Rays roster, Davis looks like a man firmly on unstable ground with no lifeline within reaching distance.
Even after posting a 8 inning, 2-hit start against the Toronto Blue Jays on September 25th, Davis might not have done enough to have teams kicking his tires this offseason. Davis won his last 7 starts of the season at Tropicana Field plus Davis posted double digit win totals over his first 2 Rays seasons, but it might not be enough to let WD-40 squeak by with a 2012 spot in the rotation. Davis may be in the same row boat as Niemann right now with financial numbers and the possibility of younger starters beating on the Rays doors being the catalyst for a trade, not his abilities.
Most would think I would have selected James Shields as one of the "poster boys" to be in the most jeopardy for 2012. If you thought that, you would not be totally wrong. Shields will possibly be dealt by the Rays, but it seems more logical for him to be separated from this team by the end of July, not this off season. With Moore, Torres and Cobb all having limited game experience, having a starting trio of David Price, Shields and Jeremy Hellickson to start 2012 makes the Rays an instant contender.
Shields 2012 salary would be a huge reason for his departure, but he also showed this season he has the drive and ability to still be a top flight pitcher and a value commodity for the Rays to start 2012. By the end of July, with free agency possibly on the horizon, the Rays might be more likely to trade Shields while his value is high to a contender outside the American League.
The poster is another reminder of the deep and promising rotation the Rays should be able to push up against their Major League Baseball adversaries for the next 5-8 years. Every one of these pitchers have the abilities and the skills to dominate and take a win from the clutches of any team, at any time. It is a rare and unique thing for the Rays to have such depth, but it is also a tragedy that some of their pitchers may ultimately experience their career peaks not wearing a Rays uniform.
It's Fight or Flight time Rays
I really can't fathom this sometimes the Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde offensive personalities of this Tampa Bay Rays offense. It is almost as if this team gets pushed into a quasi-schizophrenic monotone existence almost bordering on the surrealistic imagery usually associated with a Salvador Dali painting. It is a confusing unfolding dramatic battle somewhere within this team's own soul between their powerful nature and their anemic second cousin.
This Rays offense have plunged themselves into this same kind of topsy-turvy tailspin so many times this season, and at the most inappropriate times that it almost sends me screaming into the dark Florida night. There has to be a simple and logical reason for this faltering of the wood meeting white rawhide ball. Their simply has to be a finite swirling solution for this repetitive Rays offense malaise.
Is their offensive woes so complex we, the Rays Republic have collectively questioned the real and unreal visions in front of us. Do we need to do a vocal stadium-wide therapy session, submit to a group discount electroshock, or possibly take a dose of our own self prescribed mental toughness medications. Why can't the answer be as simple as just buckling down to the reality that the Rays sometimes just fall back into old habits, even with all their best intentions.
Since the Rays pushed 9 runs across Home Plate in Arlington, Texas this team somehow found their path back into that darkened region where average pitchers toss lightning bolts like Ranger co-owner Nolan Ryan. Swinging strikeouts, hitting the ball weakly and not taking advantages of mistakes by the Texas hurlers is the symptoms of this failing aliment. If these Rays want to again play another game, they have to resolve this issue before 2 pm today, or begin their packing for the off season.
Since the American League Divisional Series format began in 1995, 36 teams have fallen behind 2-1. Of those 36, 7 American League teams have come back to win the series in 5 games. Also working against the Rays is the realistic fact that even though 7 teams climbed the post season deficit and got into the winning groove, no American League squad has accomplished this since 2003 ALDS when Boston trailed the Oakland A's, then came back to win Game 4 and Game 5 to secure their destiny towards their eventual World Series journey.
The step up by the Rays has to be now since they have now lost 4 consecutive post season contests in Tropicana Field, all against Texas in the ALDS. ( 3 in 2010, 1 so far in 2011). The Rays are a dismal 5-7 all-time under the dome in the post season. Maybe it is a good thing the Rays play under a off-white dome. That way they can not see the dark clouds assembling outside and fight until the last swing or pitch.
Texas is starting to become the Rays kryptonite in the post season. In their combined 8 meetings in ALDS play over the past two seasons, the Rays are 3-1 with 26 runs and 21 extra-base hits in 4 games at Arlington and in their 4 games at the Trop, they are 0-4 with 5 runs and 6 extra-base hits. The Rays have to call upon the Home Run Tiki Gods who have been at the forefront of their 19 Home Runs in their last 8 games. It is the highest HR output by this team since June 9-17. 2009 when they hammered an identical 19 in a middle of the season spurt.
Right now this Rays squad has to truly embrace their 2011 mantra of "Finding Another Way" to grab hold tight and force a possible Game 5 situation. The opportunities will not simply appear like magic for the Rays. Their Game 5 road will be littered with few defining challenges.
Game 4 has to be the final test to see just how resilient the Rays can be with their back firmly against the wall. Falling towards a 2-1 series deficit is not a joyous and vibrant situation, it tends to feed more on the impending darkness, surging towards the cliffs edge then the high-fives of celebration and acknowledgment of success.
Every pitch, every swing, every single motion in this game by the Rays will be examined, defined and held up for criticism if they fail. Success breeds a short memory for misdeeds A napping offense will get the Rays only a tee time on a Tampa Bay area golf course instead of a return visit to Arlington, Texas for a potential Game 5.
To put it mildly, it is "Put up (runs) or shut down ( for the season)" time for the Rays. No more second chances to get back into the rhythm, any stumble, falter and the dark cloud will ascend quickly above the Trop, possibly hastening an end to the Rays 2011 season. Rays need to shake off the darkness today, this club has to thrust towards the sunshine, the light the essence that got this team to this stage. If not, the end will come swift and hard even if we do not want to admit it. I personally am not ready to begin the off season. Go get yourself some glory Rays.
Rays May Need a Half Dozen to Help Shields
Sure yesterday's one-sided victory in Game 1 of the American League Divisional Series was tremendous, but I am one of those cautious Rays Republic members. Maybe it is the pure fact we have seen so many of these games where the Tampa Bay Rays awaken from a offensive slumber and post amazing numbers on the board, then as if someone spiked their Gatorade with sleeping pills, they fall silent again.
Not in my mind is the true fact this Rays club has outscored their adversaries 17-0 over the last 14 innings. I want to believe the Rays have finally found an answer to the mundane offensive woes of the regular season, and that their bats will not again go silent. It is my biggest concern heading into ALDS Game 2. Considering the Rays gave Rays starter James Shields only 104 runs in his 33 starts (3.15 per start) and produced a 21-12 record.
Tonight has to be different for the Rays have a legitimate chance at gaining a 2-0 advantage with the ALDS heading back to Tropicana Field for Game 3 on Monday at 5:07 pm. Also you have to take into consideration the simple fact that this start by Shields tonight will be the third time he has faced this same Rangers offense in the last 30 days.
Shields has done his job over the past two previous starts throwing 8 shutout innings on August 31st for a 4-1 victory, then producing 5-1 win while throwing his 11th complete game back on September 5th in Tropicana Field. Shields can be the "Ranger killer" this team desperately needs tonight. Shields has compiled a career regular season mark of 5-2 with a 3.05 ERA against the Rangers, but is 2-2 with a 3.72 ERA in his 4 career starts in the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington.
So as you can see by those career stats, the Rays have to spot Shields at least 6 runs to effectively be in position to take both of the road games in Texas. Maybe I am a little leery and want 6 runs because of f Shields 2010 ALDS performance at the Trop against Texas when he only threw 68 pitches, but surrendered 4 runs over 4.1 innings in that 6-0 Rangers victory.
On any given day posting that kind of offensive number has been a bit tricky for the Rays. Since the All Star break, the Rays have scored 6 or more runs on 22 occasions including 8 times during September. It is not as if I do not believe the Rays have finally found their groove, or that their offensive flusters are behind them, but getting off to a quick lead, giving Shields a comfort level to not have to be perfect could be the keystone to the Rays putting the Rangers into a quick hole in this ALDS.
Combine Shields improvements on the hill in the latter parts of 2011 going 7-3 with a 2.43 ERA over his last 11 starts. Definitely Shields has the stuff right now to keep the Rays close in this key match-up, but any implosion, any crack in his arsenal and those 6 runs could be the catalyst between a 2 game cushion or back to square one with a 1-1 series record. Best thing that could happen to Shields is that Home Plate Umpire Kerwin Danley like his pitch location and gives him some of those change-ups on the corners.
The offensive firestorm on Friday night is not typical of the Rays who have only scored 9+ runs in 6 contests since the All Star break, but 3 of those came in the month of September. Leaving nothing to chance, if the Rays do produce 6 runs in this key contest, Tampa Bay will fly home for the day off at home with a 2-0 ALDS series lead, with David Price and Jeremy Hellickson set to take the mound under the dome.
This game might be a great indicator of how this Rays versus Rangers series might play out. It could seem a bit premature to consider Game 2 to be a key moment in this 5-game series, but taking 2 at an opponents ballpark heading back into Tropicana Field where the Rays went 11-3 with 3 extra inning victories in the month of September would be a pretty tough mountain to climb for the Rangers.
But it all starts tonight. I wonder which Rays machine will show up? The one that seems to score at will racking up runs like a video game, or the club that seems a slight bit off missing by inches of getting that key hit. As always, pitching will set the tone, but if the Rays get off to a quick start, it will do wonders in silencing that rowdy Texas crowd….That could end up being music to Shields ears.
If You Don't Believe Now, Better Check Your Pulse
Words would just ruin the moment. Here is a photo essay of complied photos from the great AP photographers Mike Carlson / Chris O'Meara and Getty Images Photog J. Meric on the field and deep within the bowels of Tropicana Field tonight. .
Last, but not least, the Home Run trot that began the celebration!
How Can You Not Love "Hellboy"
His nickname will stick with him for the next 20 years. It seems that once you get a powerful and though provoking moniker like his, you are stuck with it for your entire career. Still not sure if there is a hidden story, or a mystery reason for this to stick so firmly to this young hurler, but the names does seem to fit him like a glove.
I have heard the legends, the stories of intrigue and power from his minor league past. Even saw a few hints of it in 2010 when he finally got to scuff the dirt on a real Major League mound. From that first moment on his name has been etched in our souls, our hearts and our prays. For some reason we all think the future encircles the young gun they call "Hellboy".
His minor league rap sheet reads like a introduction to greatness. Who else has gotten the glowing endorsement of his home state's Governor as then-Iowa Governor Chet Culver told the media last August: "The Rays organization will be better off for having this mature, focused and decent young man. His demeanor isn't surprising at all to Iowans who have grown up with Midwestern values and unrivaled work ethics. Jeremy (Hellickson) is the epitome of Iowa".
I guess you are starting to see that all who seemed to witness, play against or even play behind are admirers of this product of the farming community of Des Moines who somehow missed everyone other M L B scout's radar before the Rays finally plucked him off the vine in the him Fourth Round back in 2005. Want to become more of a fan of "Hellboy". I have to warn you, he is addictive.
How can you yell, scream or even hassle a guy who gave his Gold Medal from the 2004 World Youth Championship held in baseball-crazed Taiwan to his great-grandmother (Louise Abbas) Even more amazing, it seems the Midas touch is alive and well in the Hellickson bloodline, Abbas won her own Gold Medal at the Iowa games in bowling in the 75-and-up division.
Want more Hellickson goodness? How about he became the first pitcher in the modern era of baseball ( since 1920) to pitch 6-plus innings allowing 3 hits or fewer in each of his first 3 M L B starts. Need more coaxing, Hellboy posted 18 strikeouts over those 20 innings with a stealthy .136 opponents batting average. Starting to see some pitching goodness oozing from his seams.
Still not convinced? How about the pure fact Hellickson made a unheard of clean sweep of the Baseball America and USA Today Minor League Player of the Year award. Hoisted up as the Minor League Pitcher of the Year by The Sporting News and was the pitching rich International League Pitcher of the Year.
Still not enough to make you a believer? Hellboy also won a spot as an International League All-Star, Baseball America Minor League All-Star and a Topps Triple-A All-Star. To say a M L B All-Star selection is not within each soon is a understatement. All while going a combined 16-3 with a 2.69 ERA and 156 K's in 31 games (25 starts).
With the Trade Deadline looming and a good chance Rays stalwart Shields might not be in the Rays uniform for much longer, Hellickson is definitely a candidate to possibly move up to maybe the third starter slot coming into the Spring of 2012. Sky, Heaven and that other place are definitely within his grasp even this season.
Some might discount his 9-7 record, but underneath all of that Hellickson is third on this Rays squad in innings pitched (110.2), is closing in on 100 K's this season ( currently 75), plus is currently tied with Price for the Rays wins crown. All from a guy most people thought had number 5 pitcher stuff, but Hellboy has not only rose to the occasion, he has been almost money in key situations in 2011.
Talk about coming through in a pressure situation, Tuesday Hellickson took the mound after an unprecedented 15 days of rest since his last start. All Hellboy did was go out and put on a beautiful performance against the New York Yankees going 7 innings, tying his career high in strikeouts ( 7, 8/10/10 @ Detroit) and post a "W" while opposing a former Cy Young winner (Bartolo Colon).
All aisles in Tropicana Field lead to you wanting to see this young gun become one of those who you whisper about when he walks by you either at the ballpark or in public. Hellickson is on his way to that plateau, and I hope he keeps that "Hellboy" tag, for some reason it really does fit the feisty confident kid…..
I could definitely see "Hellboy" as the perfect guy to hoist up and produce a 2012 Rays Superhero figurine. Heck, could be the best promotional item since the Carlos Pena toothbrush holder……Maybe better! Maybe we can get Hulk Hogan to cut a Rays promo: What's you gonna do Brother when Hellboy Mania runs rampant on you!"
Has a nice ring to it.
Rays Reject Yankees Doubleheader Game Request
Before 2007, there might have been minimal discussions before the Tampa Bay Rays buckled down and ultimately decided to partake in a day/night doubleheader this Saturday with their bitter rival, the New York Yankees. In a move that shocked some within the Yankees organization, the Rays did an about face and rejected every intention and submission to "play two" for any reason on Saturday.
People forget that the Stuart Sternberg and Rays Vice-President of Baseball Operations Andrew Friedman have evolved this same Rays laughingstock into a more refined and calculated risk management based organization that does due diligence on every single minute detail. Such a double dose of baseball taxes an already tired and walking wounded Rays club heading into the All-Star break. It also put into play a few sinister and equally positive scenarios that could favor the Rays.
By vetoing a doubleheader, even in the traditional sense, the Rays can by-pass young hurler Jeremy Hellickson and instead position top pitchers David Price and James Shields to take the hill in the last 2 contests before the break. By sending their best arms into the fray, the Rays can possibly with 2 victories pull close to the Yankees, plus give themselves a great emotional cushion heading into the second half of the season.
Evan Longoria, one of the Rays who has seen more than his share of nagging pains this first half summed it up to the New York Times : " As for as both teams go, it's not real smart for us to play a doubleheader. It stretches guys out. It doesn't give an opportunity for a couple of teams to rest those who are banged up and just play one game, and then another one."
Sure the departure from usual Major League Baseball fiscal logic to get the games done might seemed a bit biased to the Rays side at this moment, but it actually might play into the Yankees court come September. With a proposed make-up date of Thursday, September 22, 2011, the Rays will already be in town after completing a 2-game set against the Bronx Bombers.
Lost in all the impending current drama plus pomp and circumstance surrounding Yankee Captain Derek Jeter's "Quest for 3,000" is the fact the Yankees right now have their own "walking wounded situations. We all know of the recent plight of Jeter, but the Yankees Bullpen is currently not up to snuff with the revolving injury bug hitting from set-up guys to their closer.
The Rays might actually be giving the Yankees a hidden break by letting them "get healthy" instead of pushing their Bullpen through multiple game situations. With their late inning executioner Mariano Rivera watching from the bench, it would be the perfect time for the Rays to possibly "steal one" from the Yankees, but that is also not this new Rays regime's style.
So as you Yankee fans are cursing out Rays Manager Joe Maddon and the Rays organization this weekend over possibly ruining the Jeter parade, remember it was the Rays who also used their pitching to delay Alex Rodriguez's march to 500.
With the Rays refusing a day/night doubleheader, it ups the ante that Jeter will have to get his cherished hits in the next 2 contests against the Rays best pitchers. In hindsight, Jeter would possibly want to get it against 2 of the better hurlers in his division than wait until going into Rogers Centre against the Toronto Blue Jays after the break. By the way, after the Jays, the Yankees come into Tropicana Field.
This Rays franchise has grown a lot since the days of being the AL East doormat, and possibly this is another firm example of the type of team/organization this has become since former owner/founder Vince Namoli and ousted G M Chuck LaMar left the building. I actually think it was a stroke of subtle brilliance, and I give credit to Maddon and Rays Vice President of Baseball Operations Andrew Friedman.
Most M L B Clubs might have accepted the day/night duo of games without incident, but the Rays challenged the process and rejected the norm. Soon enough we will find out if the cards played in the Rays favor, or the Yankees.
But possibly the always thinking Maddon hit the real situation square on the head when he told the New York Times : "Where we are at right now, if I had my druthers about it, we would choose later. At this point in the first half guys are run down. I like the idea you have expanded rosters in September."
Spoken like a true rebel to the norm….and I like it!
Rays Machine Churning and Burning Right Now
"Over 162 games, if my big guys are
hitting and we get even halfway decent pitching, we'll beat their (
our opponents) brains out."
The above quote might seem more in
place possibly coming out of the mouth of someone within the Tampa
Bay Rays organization after the the solid efforts during Thursday's
day/night double bubble victory tour against the hapless Minnesota
Twins. But it was not a quote from anyone within the Rays.
This quote was spoken loud and clear by
the late Cincinnati Reds Manager Sparky Anderson back when his "Big
Red Machine" was still churning on 4 economical cylinders. But the
quote did have pertinent reference points to the Rays dismantling of
the Twins.
For some reason the outdoor confines of
the Twin's Target Field seemed more welcoming to the style of play by
the visitors over the last three games. For some reason the usually
consistent Twins pitching staff turned into Batting Practice pitchers
at times, while at other resembled a mire shell of themselves.
Some say the Rays were inhospitable
house guests as the two teams concluded their seasonal series with
the Rays knocking the breath of out the chests of the Twins in all
three contests. Heroes emerged for the Rays, pitching became a rising
star for this squad.
Anderson is so right, when all
cylinders are churning and both ends of the Rays machine is
producing, it is a glorious time to boast about the Rays. From this
series special moments like Johnny Damon extending his new Rays April
hitting streak record to 16 games. Damon had a 15-game streak last
season when he was with the Tigers. Matt Joyce, who is daily finding
more confidence and swagger went 4 for 8 and saw his average rise
from .290 to .313 during the twin bill.
Rays starters Jeremy Hellickson and
Jeff Niemann never seemed under duress or in any significant danger
of losing their contests at any point with each going past the 6.1
inning mark while both securing wins for their efforts. Before the
double-dipper, the Rays starters had gone 11 games still standing on
the mound during the 7th inning. The team had collectively
tossed a 2.67 ERA up, and held their opponents to a .215 batting
Niemann especially had me at hello last
night tossing some of the best baseball of his career and held the
Twins hitless until the bottom of the 7th when Tampa
native Denard Span who was facing a 3-2 count sent a ball into
shallow leftfield out of the reach of both OF Sam Fuld and SS Elliot
Johnson. Neimann ended up surrendering his only other hit of the game
on an RBI single by Twins 1B Justin Morneau. Great to see Jeffery the
Giraffe finally show why we all like his downhill pitching style
At no point in either of these games
did the Rays pitching staff have any significant threats or run
producing explosions to duplicate the Rays sudden offensive
bombardment. In three games the Rays posted 29 runs to the Twins 6
runs. It wasn't a case of the Rays going against the Twins at their
low point, it was the Twins error to be playing the Rays as their
offense awoke and decided to thrust its might.
But you can not discount the
significant and tremendous role uber utility man extraordinare Ben
Zobrist provided in this series. Zobrist who had been struggling a
bit at the plate at times with consistency has now hit 6 Home Runs in
his last 12 games. Finally Zobrist is materializing back into the
"Zorilla" of 2008 that we need right now to lead this club
We all know Worldwide about his Rays
record 8 RBI eruption in the day game of the double douse y, but
overall Zobrist went from 31st in the RBI Leaders list to
Numero Uno in a lightning flash. Zorilla eclipsed the previous Rays
RBI record of 7 RBI's held by Carlos Pena, and was the first
explosion of it's type since Blue Jay Adam Lind back on August 2009
when he posted 8 RBIs on the Texas Rangers.
Lost in all the big numbers is the fact
Zobrist is now riding a 3-game hitting streak himself and boosted his
own batting average from .203 to .258 at the end of the night. Along
the way in this back-to-back series of game Zobrist produced a solid
7 for 10 stream along with 5 runs scored and a staggering 10 RBIs.
Suddenly Google searches for "Zorilla" have gone through the
That is the same mechanics that helped
build the "Big Red Machine" into MLB prominence before most of
this Rays squad other than Damon ( 1973 ) or relief pitchers Kyle
Farnsworth (1976 ) and Joel Peralta (1976 ) were even born.
Suddenly this Rays team is posing some
problems for those people who wanted to believe that so much team
composition and transition would eliminate the Rays from any chances
of competing, but still the Ray keep pushing wins across the board.
Great teams have to gain their sturdy basic roots somewhere, possibly
this is the Rays chance to thrust them deep and solidify their team
structure and confidence.
This Spring there was great worry among
the Rays Republic about this team and their inherent structure and a
possible backslide in talent and abilities. Suddenly that same
worrisome thought process is being erased by the bats of Damon,
Zobrist, Joyce and the consistency of this all under-30 pitching
I think I am just going to sit back a
bit more this short home stand and relax as this Rays team shows not
only me, but all of the Rays Republic and MLB that not only was
Anderson right with his quote, but we have nothing to worry
about….this team is out of hibernation and hungry for wins. Wonder
if the Los Angeles Angels are nervous yet about playing the red hot
Garza Chatter is Stoking the Rays Hot Stove Fire
Chris O'Meara/AP
In the waning moments of the 2010 Major League Baseball Winter Meeting there is an increasing chilly wind whistling around the ornate columns of the Disney Swan and Dolphin Resort. Within the sound swirling through the colorfully decorated corridors, the name heard on the cusp of the wind is that of Rays starting pitcher Matt Garza. The Rays front office has more than let it be known that they will listen to offers and discuss their young budding star, and possibly provide him as additional luggage for some lucky GM before they hit the tarmac off Sand Lake Road.
But more than a few will balk at the attached price tag, while others will try and haggle and possibly snatch the young pitcher but he will not come as a bargain basement item. Garza can easily be thrust up into the top three pitchers made available during the Winter Meetings joining fellow starters Cliff Lee and the Royals Zack Greinke as the 1-2-3 combo of pitcher currently wetting the lips of fellow MLB GM's. With Lee basically pigeon-holed to the top tier of moneymakers like the Yankees, Nats and Rangers, that leave right-handers Greinke and Garza as top dollar showpieces.
That being said, the Rays would love to keep someone of Garza's ability and future potential, but the market sometimes dictates the flow and impending exit visa of a player like Garza. And he has gained the most possible trade inquiries instead of fellow starter James Shields. If you melt Garza's last three season together you get the persona of a highly competitive hurler with an extremely emotional passion for the game. With a projected arbitration guesstimate of $ 5.5 million for 2011, he would be a financially viable option.
One of the possible negatives surrounding Garza might be the return the Rays would expect to pluck Garza from the Rays roster. Even with the aspect of a reduction the Rays payroll with sending Garza to another team, the Rays will want more than a single player in return. And that can be a defining factor that could quickly eliminate more than a few MLB teams from even calling about the right-hander.
But a crafty GM who knows about the Rays impending fiscal binds combined with the stark reality that the Rays might need to pursue a trade with one of their pitchers before the 2011 season to unblock the path of top prospect Jeremy Hellickson who has shown he is ready for full-time MLB duty. After an impressive September, Hellickson is not guaranteed a rotation slot or even a roster spot for the Rays in 2011, but am impressive Spring could force the Rays into a snap judgment pitching decision.
Maybe it is time for all of us within the Rays Republic to accept that even with Garza's increased proficiency on the mound, maybe he has reached his ultimate zenith in trade value. That by trading him at his highest level, Garza will bring a healthy player return that will fundamentally secure the Rays next level of player development. With the Rays currently having up to 6 open slots in their bullpen for 2011, using Garza to gain some impending relief depth might be the best playable card in the Rays deck of cards.
Most in the Rays Republic might want the team to shop fellow starter James Shields instead of Garza, but Shields is coming off a sub-par 2010 season and needs to reestablish his value in the trade market before the Rays dangle him on a line. Garza has also received the most nibbles by prospective MLB teams, and could provide some internal team control since he is a Super-two arbitration eligible player and a prospective team could control him longer before Garza would hit the free agency trail. But then again, posting a No-hitter automatically has more than a few mouths watering around the league.
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It is that classic "Dang if you do, Dang if you don't" scenario that even putting Garza out there to entice the rest of the league could come back to bite the Rays in the end. We have seen recently that the Rays are trying to get the most in return for anyone they consider "tradable". With recent Jason Bartlett trade rumors falling by the wayside, it is becoming evident that the Rays value quantity as well as quality in their trade talks. Some teams might want to strike while the Rays iron is hot in the coals and steal Garza away, but that will not happen.
The Rays do not have to trade Garza or any other player currently on their roster to afford them. But the underlying aspect of possibly getting two or three players under contract for the same $ 5.5 million might entice the Rays to trade Garza a little less in return right now. But the deal will still be on the Rays terms, and will involve the players they as either future keystones or possible 2011 foundations rocks to rebuilding the franchise's current weak spots. The Rays have never been a club that will thrust up the K-mart blue light and proclaim a special low cost price for one of their players. It is not known yet if the Rays will pull the trigger on a trade of any of their players during the Winter Meetings or before the team again begin to assemble this February.
The cool Florida winds are still blowing through the Resort lobby, but somewhere beyond our eyesight I can still feel the warmth of the Rays taking calls and making inquires trying to find those special pieces of cordwood to stoke their Hot Stove fires.
Rays Sonnanstine Always Seems to Endure
Tampa Bay Rays starter/reliever Andy Sonnanstine might not be the guy you first envisioned when you thought who might be the "last man standing" when the Rays begin their systematic Winter dissection of their 2010 bullpen. When you think of lasting elements in regards to the Rays Bullpen, honestly Sonnanstine was not the first name that crossed my mind. But he has been fighting that type of thinking his entire life as well as his professional career.
In a pre-2010 MLB season Rays Index Trade Pool contest, 3 out of 12 Rays Internet bloggers thought Sonnanstine would be the Rays top trade target during the season . I, can honestly tell you I was one of the trio who thought Sonny's career might be outside the Rays circle of trust by this juncture of the Hot Stove season. Plenty of times I thought the Rays "sixth starter" would be dealt away to give himself a chance to again sustain a starting role instead of being pigeonholed into a long reliever role.
There are so many previously unseen twists and turns within starter/reliever/jack-of-all pitching trades Sonnanstine that you can see why he has survived to the end. Sonny is a proverbial human "onion" with so many multiple layers and talents within his overall skill set besides just throwing a round white sphere at a moderate velocity. Did you know that the Ohio native once actually worked as a pheasant hunt guide at the Hill and Dale Hunt Club in Medina, Ohio as well as being a great clay target shooter?
Then you peel away another layer of the onion to find out that the quiet Sonnanstine was also once a school janitor during his High School days.
His Rays career might have never materialized if former Rays owner Vince Namoli had not witnessed Sonnanstine's magic as the tall lanky right-hander handcuff Namiloi's 5th ranked Norte Dame Fightin' Irish baseball squad in a 2-1 upset in the opening round of the South Bend Regional of the NCAA Baseball Championship.
Did you know that Sonnanstine during his red-shirt Freshman year helped the Golden Flash defeat the number one ranked Georgia Tech squad sending them to their first loss of that season and posting the first win of Sonnanstine's collegiate career. Even to this date, two of Kent State's biggest baseball victories have Sonnanstine listed as the winning pitcher.
Recently another layer of the Sonny onion has been exposed as Sonnanstine will be inducted into the New England Collegiate Baseball League (NECBL) Hall of Fame for his play during 2002 and 2003 with Sanford Mainers. Sonny will be joined by former 2004 Rays RP Mark Malaska along with current MLB players Chris Iannetta (C, Rockies), Andre Either (OF, Dodgers), former MLB Commissioner Fay Vincent and Joe Consentino in a ceremony held on November 6, 2010 in Sanford, Maine.
"Ever since I can remember, I've loved baseball," Sonnanstine wrote in 2005 on attheyard.com, an online journal for professional baseball players. At the time, he was pitching for the Rays former Class-A affiliate, the Charleston Riverdogs. "I think I was four or so when I first picked up a baseball, and since then I've had a dream of becoming a Major League pitcher. Making that dream come true has been the biggest priority of my life".
More and more you dig into the onion that is the life of this Rays player, the more interesting and intriguing experiences you seem to uncover. The fact that Sonnanstine does an off season Wii fitness program might not be too exciting or surprising to most people, but it is not the usual baseball themed regime, but a Yoga-based program to help with his overall flexibility and stamina while spending his off the field time with his faithful canine companion Murphy at his St. Pete Beach home.
We all immediately got to see a first sliver of the comedy side of Sonny's onion during a Rays road trip in 2009 when the Rays pitcher organized a covert team wide prank on Rays rookie reliever Dale Thayer to have a little fun with Thayer's 1970's style facial hair. At a predetermined time during the game, the entire Rays bench and the bullpen both systematically pulled out a bushy moustache substitute and applied it to their face in homage to Thayer. It was a quick look into the creative mind of Sonny.
During the 2010 season, The Rays fans all got to collectively see more of Sonny's inherent artistic talents as he was the main conspirator in the changing daily facades to the Rays upcoming promotional giveaway images plastered on the Tropicana Field Rightfield just beyond the Rays bullpen. His daily transformation of both the David Price and Matt Garza figures were always well received and recorded for their sheer attention to detail and overall humorous intent.
Little did most of us know that Sonnanstine actually had a bit of an MLB pedigree before the Rays drafted him out of Kent State. It seems that the Ohio natives great uncle on his mother's side was former Cleveland Indian Third Baseman Ken Keltner who New York Yankee fans still curse as the guy who made two great defensive plays to end Joe DiMaggio's 52-game hitting streak back on July 17,1941.
Sonnanstine also got to live a moment of Rays irony on September 1, 2010 when he was optioned because of a mysterious right foot contusion to the same short season Hudson Valley Renegades ( love it) club where he began his Rays career. The same franchise that once presented Sonny with their Pitcher of the Year award back in 2004.
The Rays resident ping pong champion who was once referred to in the past as a "poor man's Greg Maddux" has again defeated the odds and remains standing tall. During so many of the Rays previous seasons, the Rays right-hander has been the focus of countless trade rumors and opinions, but has always seemed to survive the cut and stay firmly planted within the Rays fold.
But the most defined peel of Sonny's onion might be in his mental preparation and overall athletic ability that has even made Rays Manager Joe Maddon secure with a line-up card error. Back on May 17,2009 during a home start against the Cleveland Indians, an error on the game line-up card posted both Evan Longoria and Ben Zobrist playing Third Base.
The mistake eliminated the Designated Hitter position from the Rays batting order and thrust Sonny into the third slot in the Rays line-up Sonnanstine rose to the occasion for his Rays teammates by going 1-for-3 with an RBI double, plus picked up the pitching win to add a double dose of misery to the Indians, who were Sonnanstine's favorite team as a child growing up in Ohio.
Sonnanstine's first trip in 2010 to the disabled list for a right hamstring injury threw the door wide open for the Rays to recall Rays top prospect Jeremy Hellickson to make his MLB debut against the Minnesota Twins on August 19th. Even with an injury, Sonny finds a way to help the Rays win games.
Maybe the guy who once spent his college years in a dormitory room at Kent State just beyond the statue that still bears the bullet hole from the Kent State Massacre (May, 4,1970) surely knows a thing or two about surviving, even in the Major Leagues.
Some people might be surprised to learn that Sonny is double-jointed in his right elbow, or about his in-game superstition of throwing numerous pieces of bubble gum to the masses in Section 140 of Tropicana Field during Rays home games. The recent Rays Bullpen purge is quickly turning into huge question mark for the Rays. Possibly Sonnanstine has the right stuff to remain and provide more than just an onion slice of consistency for the Rays Bullpen heading into 2011.


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By Jeannette Catsoulis
In 2000, protesters successfully forced the abandonment of production on Deepa Mehta's Water, the planned third part of her Elements trilogy (following Fire and Earth). To Western eyes, Mehta's depiction of the forced ostracization of widows in 1930s India seems like a great lost human rights violation—a terrific, necessary story dying to be told. Of course, given that this situation still continues, to the eyes of her countrymen the situation looked vastly different. Five years later, the mild-mannered, deceptively slight Mehta returned to her script for Water, choosing to shoot in Sri Lanka instead…
Reverse Shot: The British are barely mentioned in the film. How do you see them in relation to the treatment of the widows? Were they aware? Did they care?
DM: They didn't care because it didn't affect them. Women in the society were so marginalized, and had so little power to affect British rule, they were paid no attention to. They were aware of the situation of course, and also used the widows for sex [At one point in the film, Narayan's friend says "The gentry here have an unnatural concern for widows"]. But one of the rules they passed was to outlaw child marriage, and there was a lot of pressure on them to pass that law. But as the priest says in the film, "In India we tend to ignore laws that don't benefit us."
RS: How prevalent are ashrams today?
DM: They still exist, all over, but there's now a lot of grassroots activism to give widows skills to make them economically independent and give them choices. However the practice is so deeply ingrained, and based on texts that have been so mixed up with the moral code of behavior, that to get rid of it—or even to question it —will take a long time.
Nowadays a lot of the younger widows do get remarried; but in certain classes of society it's very difficult not to be ostracized, even if you live at home. Even outside the ashram, widows are still marginalized, because they're considered inauspicious.
RS: Your film shows quite clearly how economic imperatives bleed into the interpretation of religious texts.
DM: A lot of it is about excluding widows from inheriting their husband's money and land. With the widow in an ashram, the wealth stays with the husband's family. So it's more expedient to get rid of the widow, to tell her it's her moral duty to live as an ascetic for the rest of her life.
RS: You have opportunities in the film to be more didactic—such as in the conversations between Narayan and his friend—but you soft-pedal the verbal politics and keep Gandhi in the background.
DM: That was a very conscious choice—I like pulling back! It's about making people as real and as human as possible, whatever their politics; and if you want to make them real, they can't be on platforms giving lectures. I didn't want Narayan on a soapbox giving speeches. Also, everybody has their own take on Gandhi—some people love him, some are disgusted by him, and I wanted that balance.
Basically we tried to adopt a lyrical appraoch to upheaval; you can feel it, but you're not overpowered by it.
RS: The character of Shakuntula moves gradually to the forefront until she becomes more important than the lovers. Was that your intention all along?
DM: Absolutely. I write as a director, in complete detail, we didn't have the luxury of time for improvisation. For me, Shakuntula was always the backbone of the film, and it's a question of how slowly you realize she has been all along. Her central conflict, between her conscience and her faith, is the nucleus of the film.
RS: After the fundamentalist violence, did you ever consider abandoning the project?
DM: Not even for a second. I just knew it had to happen at the right time, a time when I no longer had anger about what had happened, particularly with a story this fragile. My anger would have distorted the film and changed the story I wanted to tell.
RS: The cinematography is a perfect match for the story.
DM: Gilles is one of the rare cinematographers who actually understands the emotional center of a scene; it isn't about his camera, it's not about showcasing his work, it's always about the characters. For him, there's no camera movement unless the characters dictate it. We had no cranes, no huge tracking shots, or any of the handheld stuff that's really popular right now. I wanted a stillness to the compositions and Gilles gave it to me. He only had 2 days to switch over from, I think, shooting Bee Season in DC; but he knew me and the script really well from 5 years ago. I have this great love affair with my British crew.
RS: You said at Toronto, after the screening of Water, "I feel I could retire." Do you still feel that way?
DM: [laughs.] Well, I've changed my mind! I did feel that way, it had been such a long journey, and after the response at Toronto I thought, I can retire now. But I've just finished a script for a new film, called Exclusion. It's based on a historical incident that happened between Canada and India in 1914. A group of Indian dissidents—375 men and 2 women—were being persecuted by the British, and they hired a cargo ship to seek refuge in Canada. They sailed from India to Hong Kong, then to Yokohama, then anchored in Vancouver harbor. The Canadian government wouldn't let them in because they were scared of a brown invasion, so what ensued was a 2-month legal battle. The Indians—who were not even allowed onshore—pooled their resources and hired this brilliant British lawyer who will be played in the film by Terence Stamp. They lost the court battle, had to be sent back to India, and when they disembarked the British opened fire, killing about 90 and wounding 140. One man escaped and went back to Canada and assassinated the immigration lawyer who was primarily responsible for what happened.
WWI broke out, so it was one of those incidents that got lost in history; but for me it's such an important exploration of the social economics that lead to racism. The whole story just fascinates me.

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"This Great Expectations is an absorbing addition to the roster of Dickens films that continues our 21st-century fascination with the worlds created by a 19th-century storyteller." - Mary Houlihan, Chicago Sun-Times
"It's an oft-told tale, but director Mike Newell's handsome version of Charles Dickens' epic novel is marked by strong performances, well-developed characters and gorgeous cinematography." – Claudia Puig, USA Today
In this stunning adaptation of Charles Dickens' classic novel, young orphan Pip (Jeremy Irvine, War Horse) is given a chance to rise from his humble beginnings thanks to a mysterious benefactor. Moving through London's class-ridden world as a gentleman, Pip uses his new found position to pursue the beautiful Estella (Holliday Grainger), a spoiled heiress he's loved since childhood. Yet the shocking truth behind his great fortune will have devastating consequences for everything he holds dear. The high caliber ensemble cast also includes Helena Bonham Carter (The King's Speech) as Miss Havisham, Ralph Fiennes (The English Patient) as the convict Magwitch and Robbie Coltrane (Harry Potter) as Jaggers. While there have been several memorable film version of Dicken's enduring tale (including David Lean's 1946 adaptation and Alfonso Cuaron's modern-day update from 1998 starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Ethan Hawke), director Mike Newell (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Four Weddings and a Funeral) puts his own stamp on the material by taking a satisfyingly classical approach, crafting a fast paced, handsomely photographed and superbly acted adaptation of this timeless gem of English literature. (Dir. by Mike Newell, 2013, UK, 128 mins., Rated PG-13, Freestyle Releasing) Digital
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
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Never quite as funny as it wants to be, Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa still offers viewers the timeless pleasures of seeing an old man get his privates stuck in a vending machine.
Average Rating: 5.6/10
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Never quite as funny as it wants to be, Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa still offers viewers the timeless pleasures of seeing an old man get his privates stuck in a vending machine.
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86 year-old Irving Zisman is on a journey across America with the most unlikely companion, his 8 year-old Grandson Billy in "Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa." This October, the signature Jackass character Irving Zisman (Johnny Knoxville) and Billy (Jackson Nicoll) will take movie audiences along for the most insane hidden camera road trip ever captured on camera. Along the way Irving will introduce the young and impressionable Billy to people, places and situations that give new meaning to the
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The wrongs pile up, and there's a clear object of satire. That feels new for the Jackass experience: a target that isn't a crotch. I'd like to see Irv try to strike again with braver gags.
Onlookers occasionally glance into the camera, a pretty good sign that people are hip to these prankster movies now and just play along.
It's been 11 years since Jackass: The Movie, and three since Jackass 3D, although it feels a lot longer than that.
Like the lime-green bingo dabber contents Irving drinks down to the horror of his seatmates, it's an acquired taste.
It's not really a movie. It's Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass crew faking out real people into believing he's 86-year-old Irving Zisman, an old fart bag traveling cross-country.
Sometimes joy buzzers - and pratfalls, and funny costumes - are really all you need for a laugh or two. Or even a three-star comedy.
An unfunny 'comedy' full of cheap crudity and punches down at targets who don't deserve it. For some movies there should be hazard pay.
Bad Grandpa's biggest, most eyebrow-rising surprise may very well be the fact that we actually grow to care about him and Billy by the final reel
Stuffs male jackassery into a paper-thin pi�ata of a contrived plot, then blindly bashes us over the head, again and again, with a stick marked 'SEE WHAT AN OLD MAN AND A YOUNG BOY CAN GET AWAY WITH!'
...ultimately just another misguided effort from Knoxville and his band of pranksters.
Less violent and less mean-spirited than Jackass, Bad Grandpa is a funny little diversion and that's about it, but that's okay.
Lewd, crude, tasteless...It's when Irving dresses Billy up as a girl in a kids beauty pageant that things get crazy. It's one of those moments, folks, where the angels of good taste and decorum desert you and you find yourself laughing like an idiot.
In this sporadically hilarious off-colour comedy, stupid, misogynistic America is skewered by a paradoxical creation: an actor young and reckless enough to raise hell and a character old enough to know better.
You'll cough out some second-hand chuckles reliving the moment Irving Pic-ass-o'ed the wall.
Bad Grandpa is to Jackass what Borat is to Ali G. The gag is far less about Irving and his grandson; it's relishing in how they antagonise and perplex their unwilling support cast. It's juvenile, it's ridiculous but I laughed, a lot.
'Bad Grandpa' made me laugh more than it didn't, but I still missed the antics by the rest of the 'Jackass' gang in this R-rated road trip.
I can't imagine anyone going into this film expecting Mrs. Doubtfire...
There is something really unsettling and weird about this, and I'm not talking about when the kid does a hilariously wrong striptease to Warrant's Cherry Pie at a beauty pageant.
As hit and miss as it can be cruel, but with an "odd couple" eight decades apart at its heart it's likely to hit a few sweet spots for eager consumers of Borat-influenced comedy.
In 92 minutes I laughed twice. Once at the sight of Knoxville's geriatric being folded on a faulty bed and once on learning that Spike Jonze was part of the brain trust responsible for the alleged screenplay.
After a time, the characters start to bond with one another and form a genuinely likeable team.
It's sporadically hilarious, with some inspired gags and deranged pranks, but for a Jackass movie, this is oddly gentle and sometimes even sentimental.
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I have to defend why I even watched this film: it was nominated for Best Makeup, and I watch all the nominated films if I can.
First, it's just not funny. It's mean. A man exposing his sagging balls to a group of women, trying to ship a child in a box, or entering his grandson in drag in a beauty pageant all fail to garner any laughs. In fact, people treated others disrespectfully shouldn't be entertaining.
Second and more importantly, this is not satire. It's a practical joke put to film. Practical jokes can be funny between friends, but I don't want to be friends with Johnny Knoxville; he's not friendly. However, this genre, prank films, can be excellent satire like Borat and Bruno. Both are very funny and substantive satires about American society and prejudice. Borat, the character, disarms people, allowing their racism, sexism, and social norm-slavery to come to the fore. Bad Grandpa doesn't even approach these goals.
Overall, I hope this is the last Johnny Knoxville film the Academy chooses to recognize because I don't think I can sit through another one.
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- Billy: Grandpa! Were have you been?
- Billy: Grandpa, you sharted!
- Irving Zisman: You're a pretty little girl you hear me!
- Billy: I'm gonna call you cinnamon.
- Irving Zisman: I'm 86 years old!
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Light and refreshing, this easy apple-and-gorgonzola salad is a terrific mix of sweet, tart, salty, and savory flavors.
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- Calories: 179
- Fat: 9g
- Saturated fat: 2g
- Monounsaturated fat: 4g
- Polyunsaturated fat: 3g
- Protein: 4g
- Carbohydrate: 22g
- Fiber: 4g
- Cholesterol: 10mg
- Iron: 1mg
- Sodium: 162mg
- Calcium: 107mg
- 1/4 cup maple syrup
- 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
- 2 tablespoons lime juice
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
- 8 cups bagged prewashed European mixed salad greens
- 2 large sliced Red Delicious apples
- 1/4 cup crumbled Gorgonzola cheese
- 2 tablespoons chopped pecans
- 1. Combine first 5 ingredients (through pepper), stirring well with a whisk.
- 2. Combine greens and apple in a large bowl. Drizzle with dressing; toss gently to coat. Sprinkle salad with Gorgonzola cheese and pecans.
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In January 2007 Marlene and I will be hosting a ten-day tour to Israel. When I was with Wood Kroll at Back to the Bible last month, he told me that he has been to Israel at least once every year since 1964. When I asked what tour operator he recommended, he immediately replied, "Maranatha Tours in Phoenix." After talking with a variety of tour operators, we became convinced that Maranatha would help us plan the very best tour possible. We will be staying in deluxe hotels every night. The price quoted is all-inclusive for airfare, hotels and meals plus tips and taxes. You can fly from Chicago, Atlanta or New York. We will depart on January 17 and return on January 26. January is an ideal time to visit Israel because the crowds are smaller, and the prices are a bit lower. Here is the cover of the tour brochure:
You can view the entire brochure online in Part 1, Part 2 , Part 3 and Part 4. You can also read the invitation letter plus comments by members of our previous tours.
Marlene and I invite you to join us for this trip of a lifetime. You will see Bethlehem, Jerusalem, Capernaum, Caesarea, Tiberias, Nazareth, Jericho, and much more. We will sail on the Sea of Galilee where the Son of God calmed the storm, walk along the Via Dolorosa on our way to Calvary, and stand on the Hill of Megiddo--the place known as Armageddon in the Book of Revelation. We will take a boat ride on the Sea of Galilee, worship at the Garden Tomb, and walk through the walled city of Old Jerusalem. Now picture yourself, Bible in hand, reliving those life-changing moments at the very spots where they occurred! I will be teaching the Word all along the way.
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Gotham Magazine features Dr. Irwin Smigel and the Professional Whitening System as a way to achieve a celebrity smile
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Achieve a sparking smile on par with those of Kelly Ripa. Kristen Bell, and Ivana Trump-all clients of Supersmile creator Dr. Irwin Smigel.
There's no doubt that true confidence comes from within-but a dazzling smile certainly doesn't hurt. Dr. Irwin Smigel, founder and president of the American Society for Dental Aesthetics launched his Supersmile Professional Whitening System for that very reason: to boost self assurance and personal pride.
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The two-part system ($75), comprised of toothpaste and a whitening accelerator, uses a form of calcium peroxide that safely and gently dissolves the protein pellicle, where stains and plaque attach themselves. "The two together on a dry brush for two minutes, two times a day, will bring your teeth to their optimum whiteness," Smigel says. "And they'll stay that way". The system works on natural teeth, bonding, veneers, crowns, and even dentures.
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Doing the Right Thing Week: A University Exploration of Ethics
Sept. 30 - Oct. 4
Day #5 (Oct. 4) - Dr. Scott Rae - Doing the Right Thing at the Beginning of Life - University of California Irvine
Dr. Scott Rae, Professor and Chair of Philosophy of Religion and Ethics at Biola University and author of 6 books, will devote this session to an exploration of ethical issues around the beginning of life. We will address important questions of who belongs in the human community, the rights that belong to embryos, fetuses, newborns and pregnant women, and the role of technology in shaping the discussion.
Our society has determined that life is to be valued on a sliding scale and all too often that value is determined in line with our desires and not the needs of the life in question. With abortion and euthanasia readily accepted how are we to approach this issue? Is placing an absolute value on human life possible and reasonable?
A question/answer session will follow the presentation.
This event will also be available live as an online video stream to indivduals and groups around the world.
"Ethics Week 2013" is a nation wide university initiative to focus on a discussion of the foundation of morality, how do we determine what is right and wrong, and what it means to live ethically. These are questions that every college student, indeed every person on the planet, must grapple with as the answers affect government, society, our families, and ourselves.
5 Universities, 5 Nights, 5 Big Questions
This national series and dialogue is being sponsored by Ratio Christi, The Chuck Colson Center for Christian Worldview, and the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF).
In conjunction with Doing the Right Thing Week the ADF is sponsoring FREE2DISAGREE, a campaign for free speech on campus. As a student at a public college or university, do you have the opportunity to express your beliefs or viewpoint? What if the prevailing sentiment on campus is against you? Would you be free to disagree with your peers? Your professors? Doing the Right Thing Week will challenge what you think--in a good way. Free2Disagree will challenge you to speak up. Agree or disagree, robust discussion is worth the effort. And if you ever find yourself unfairly censored or punished for expressing your views on campus, check out www.SpeakUpMovement.org/University
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NICK HOGAN Is Engaged
Nick Hogan…haven't heard that name in a long while…has popped the question to his girlfriend of three years, Breana Tiesi. Which is something of a big deal since any whisper on grapevine about the Hogans of late.
This bit of news from the latest Hollywood gossip is quite a refreshing change of pace from:
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By Heeju Hwang
The look of pain on Nabintu's face illustrates the horror of what she went through more clearly than words can tell. . She fled with her children, the youngest only a year old. They trekked 150 kms to Kikungwa, a village in the neighbouring province of Maniema, where 72,500 survivors of violence in Shabunda had already sought refuge.
But, even in Kinkungwa, her troubles were not over. A widow without resources, Nabintu realised that the health of her children had dramatically deteriorated in the course of their terrible flight through the bush.
"I was looking at them, remembering this horrible night, thinking of the fate of my husband, of our long journey, of the belongings I'd left behind," she says, tears rolling over her face. "What misfortune!"
Once enrolled in a WFP nutrition rehabilitation centre, however, Nabintu's's children recovered quickly.
"Look at me! Look at my five children! See how we've suffered", she implores. "Without this programme, I could have lost them all."
Nabintu soon started getting support through a local WFP Food for Work programme involving the production of soya seeds. The family that hosts her and the children gave her access to a small plot to cultivate vegetables and she is now able to feed her children.
In recent months, tens of thousands of people have suffered violence, rape and murder at the hands of various armed groups in Shabunda territory. These gangs are now operating with virtual impunity throughout much of the area, preying on defenceless civilians while international attention has been focussed on the M23 rebellion in the area.
In recent months, as many as 160,000 people are estimated to have fled North Kivu and South Kivu to Maniema, a zone already affected by severe food insecurity. Despite the huge logistical challenges of reaching the area, WFP continues to run a supplementary feeding programme there to help reduce the high levels of malnutrition among young children and among pregnant women and nursing mothers. The displaced continue to arrive in Maniema's Pangi and Punia territories.
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Amusing Ourselves to Death
How We've Self-Inflicted Tyranny
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While I agree with you about the dangers of "amusing ourselves to death" I think it's rather foolish to think that's a bigger problem than an out of control government. Facebook, Twitter, and TV networks don't have flying death robots and a civilian kill list, our government does. When a cop kicks your door in and shoots your dog at 3AM it won't be because your Xbox sent him.
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Your comment about "Liking" something being the extent of our activism brought to mind an amusing episode.
I read Andy Borowitz on Facebook, not because I share most of his liberal views (I don't), but because he is often quite funny. A year or two ago, he took a jab at the people who were using Joseph Kony as their profile pictures. Borowitz basically ridiculed all of those people for thinking that this was an even remotely significant action. He was deluged by upset fans who insisted that this was, in fact, a meaningful thing to do.


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Invader Zim Fun Fact!!!
The original name for Zim's ship was to be the "Spoot Cruiser" but the phrase spoot had already been made big in "The Angry Beavers" (also it was the same voice actor), so they made it the "Voot Cruiser" instead.
Invader Zim Fun Fact!!!
Four completed, unaired episodes were left hanging in the balance when Nickelodeon canceled the show. Those episodes are titled
"Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"
"Mortos Der Soulstealer/ZIM Eats Waffles"
"The Frycook What Came From All That Space"
"Vindicated!/The Voting of the Doomed"
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Brooklyn Volunteer Lawyer's Project, Brooklyn, N.Y.
Duke University Management Company (DUMAC), Durham, N.C.
Great Lakes and St. Lawrence Cities Initiative, Chicago
New York Legal Aid Society, New York (3 students)
Criminal Appeals Bureau
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