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Reviews of Royal Livingstone Hotel
They do not necessarily represent the views of Expert Africa.
Go ahead, be a tourist!
We definitely stayed one night more than we should have -- but since I got a cold and my wife a stomach bug on arrival in Africa, it was very good that we had an extra day to recover.
The ambiance is wonderful, but basically it was more touristy than we wanted. The chef is good, but wildly overreaches his level of competence.
Strongly recommended for those who want to chill out at the start or end of an Africa trip.
Relaxing start to trip at Royal Livingstone
The first evening the staff had left lights on immediately outside our room and a lamp inside. When we return after dinner the room was full of insects. We call for service and they sprayed because of the volume of insects then literally swept out the room. On future nights the lights were left out to avoid the problem.
The price of wine was extortionate, a modest South African red which we can buy in England for less than £5 was $58 a btle.
Victoria Falls
Excellent position. Best breakfast buffet I have seen for a long time. Lovely pool and deck for sunset drinks although when they had a big function on our second evening there was no bar at the deck. Lack of staff?
The client relations staff have obviously never walked to the Falls. As the water on thh Zambian side was low, we asked about going to Zimbabwe but they were not sure whether we would be able to get visas and then get back easily.
We walked across the bridge, checked with the Zambian authorities they would let us back in, paid $55 each for a Zimbabwean visa walked to the park. saw the Falls and walked back with no problems.
The boat trip to Livingstone Island ( in dry season) is unmissable. It was one of the highlights of my husband's trip that he swam in the pool at the top of the Falls and looked over the edge.
We recommend the museum in Livingstone and particularly the section on David Livingstone, the colonial and post colonial era and lots of information about Zambia up to the present day.
We went to an African restauarant in town - can't remember name but will let you know - which had good food, lovely waitresses in national dress and an entertaining floor show.
Activities at the hotel are really what you make of them. There is a footpath from the hotel to the Falls on the Zambian side and I don't think enough people knew of its existence.
Extremely good service, wonderful location if slightly isolated.
Beautifully designed rooms. Food over elaborate. We ate at the Zambezi Sun for the 2nd two nights of our stay and their buffet was excellent. On our last morning at the Royal they did a buffet for breakfast which was perfect as you could choose what you wanted rather than eleborate concoctions.
The hotel arranged a taxi for us into Livingstone and he waited for us whilst we visited the museum which was particularly good.
Sipping G and Ts by the Zambezi
The service standards were excellent. The experience was a bit pseudo colonial though and might not be to everyone's taste. The rather persistent monkeys that come to take what they can from your dining table were a bit of a nuisance and the stone throwing monkey guards not very effective.
It felt like the hotel was a bit of an intrusion into nature but its location close to the Falls meant convenient access both morning and at sundown.
The spa facilities which offer massages on the edge of the Zambezi were a real treat as was afternoon tea. Skip lunch if you are going to indulge though.
Luxury retreat
A huge contrast as formal hotel and staff after the informalty of the camps- lovely to have a bath!!
At times the staff were quite rigid about what could occur- eg meal time bookings in the restaurant. other service was impeccable
Great luxury hotel just steps from the Falls
Much more luxurious than we expected which was a great start to our holiday - though not sure really what we expected! Good that all rooms have river views.
Standard of food and service excellent. Breakfast especially. Clear that the staff are all well trained and an obvious management presence throughout was much appreciated.
We visited the Falls morning, noon and evening so it was vital we could walk there easily. A hotel requiring a bus ride at set times would have been very frustrating.
Wine list was ridiculous - a comment already fed back to the hotel. Very overpriced ordinary French wines. $100 for something we can buy in the shops for £5.
One problem with this trip was too little exercise so it was a shame the pool (not heated) was so uninviting. It was a good size with a lovely view but remained empty.
One admin note - we were not given any info on our departure until too late. We rang at 5pm the day before as the departure time could have affected our evening plans. We were told the time then but it was not confirmed until 9pm that evening in a letter. Better communication called for.
A wonderful setting and so near the falls
The Royal Livingston was in a wonderful setting and only a short walk the to fabulous falls. It was a lovely finish to our holiday although I missed the bush. The Hotel was beautifully done and the rooms very nice.
The lay out of the fruits, cereal and meats etc at breakfast was a feast to the eyes, an amazing display. We were disapointed with the quality of the evening meals after being so spoilt at the camps.


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Barring further delays, practitioners should get a chance this week to read the long-awaited legal aid White Paper. Although the White Paper working party at the Lord Chancellor's Department has been disbanded, no team has been put in its place to consider a Bill. And if one is planned, it is being left rather late, unless a truncated version involving tinkering rather than wholesale reform is planned.
This is no time for complacency, however. The continued call for public spending cuts from the right wing of the Conservative Party remains a significant danger. A legal aid Bill could be used to pacify those calling for cuts to allow for pre-election tax giveaways.
The LCD's handling of the Family Law Bill could impact on a decision over legal aid reform in two ways. First, the Cabinet committee charged with allocating parliamentary time for legislation may decide the LCD has had its chance and should now keep silent in the pre-election period.
Second, some senior Tories still angry about the Family Law Bill may jump at the chance to get back at the Lord Chancellor and the legal profession.
Government departments tend to hate loose ends, including White Papers not followed sooner or later by an appropriate Bill. Former LCD minister Jonathan Evans MP made it clear before his departure for the Welsh Office that he was keen on a Bill this session. His successor, former Assistant Whip Gary Streeter MP, has yet to make any pronouncement.
However keen individual ministers and LCD officials are to bring forward a Bill, the decision ultimately lies elsewhere. Lord Mackay will be less able to influence the process as he pushed for parliamentary time for the Family Law Bill against the objections of Conservative Central Office. After the events of the past few months, Mackay is unlikely to command sufficient clout again in the course of this Parliament.
If a truncated Bill does appear a number of areas could be explored for political reasons, including tackling issues such as funding for cases brought by the rich or non-UK nationals, and the exclusion of the middle classes from legal aid because of the eligibility thresholds.
As with any legislation, there are winners and losers. The Government's approach, particularly in what could be an election year, is to listen to those who shout loudest.
However, the noise expected from angry practitioners, the Law Society, the Bar and, in some areas, advice agencies, will not necessarily deter the Government from bringing forward a Bill. Lawyers have never been and will never be flavour of the month.
Sooner or later, legal aid will be reformed. The question is not if but when, regardless of which party wins the next general election.
One basic question remains: if legal aid must be reformed and our legal system overhauled, how should it be done?
The legal profession must decide whether it should obstruct any changes, or bring forward constructive, far-reaching reform proposals of its own before someone at the LCD does it for them.
It is inevitable that some sort of battle will ensue. The Law Society's initial approach is to try to alter media perceptions of the legal aid system. This includes educating certain national newspapers about legal aid to stop them from running anti-legal aid campaigns, and educating the public about the cost of justice. If these targets are met, Parliament will follow.
When you watch MPs in Parliament it is evident that they form their opinions not from ministerial or House of Commons briefs, but from press clippings, prominently displayed on many legislators' knees in the course of debates.
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Will Forte Pumps The Brakes On MACGRUBER 2
Beaks here...
A couple of weeks ago, writer-director-heartthrob Jorma Taccone shocked and elated right-thinking cinephiles when he told ScreenCrush's Mike Sampson that he was developing MACGRUBER 2 with star Will Forte and co-writer John Solomon. Taccone was vague on details, but he did let slip that it would take place at Christmas as a nod to DIE HARD. A MACGRUBER sequel paying homage to the one of the greatest action films of all time? What's not to love about that?
Well, if you were to put that question to a studio exec, the answer would likely be two numbers: the estimated budget for the sequel and the total worldwide gross of the original. So when I asked Forte about the sequel at today's THAT'S MY BOY press conference, I was heartbroken but not terribly shocked to receive this response:
Will Forte: As for MACGRUBER 2, it's very much in the works. We're just... no, I'm kidding. Jorma mentioned it. He was really tired one morning giving an interview, and he said something stupid about it. Believe me, we would love... we had so much fun doing that. We're proud of it, and we jokingly talk about the sequel all the time. But I don't think anybody in their right mind would give us any money for it. If somebody gives us money for it--
Andy Samberg: I'll give you a thousand bucks right now.
Forte: There is going to be a MACGRUBER 2 then. Funded by Andy Samberg.
Samberg: On a flipcam.
After the press conference, Forte expressed his gratitude to everyone who's embraced the film, and suggested that there might be "one alternate universe in a series of parallel universes" where MACGRUBER 2 could get made. Unfortunately, I don't think we're living in that universe.
Personally, I'd suck Ryan Kavanaugh's dick, let him fuck me and fuck a random object in his Relativity Media office if he'd agree to finance MACGRUBER 2. Less humiliatingly, I'd also be willing to launch the mother of all Kickstarter campaigns. Whatever it takes to give the moviegoing public one more opportunity to fall in love with Forte's bemulleted action hero.
But seriously... Kavanaugh... just tell me what you want me to fuck.
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June 2, 2012, 6:49 p.m. CST
by geeko2000
June 2, 2012, 6:50 p.m. CST
I liked Macruber. Soooooo funny movie
by ajit maholtra
I like when he was having sex with the lady and making so much noise. Reminded me of when I used to spy on my Uncle having sex with his wife. He also made lots of noise.
June 2, 2012, 6:51 p.m. CST
We actually had an idea for a trilogy
by JettL93
part 2 would be a die hard spoof and part three would rip on a first blood part 2 type story The script for part 2 is about 70 percent done and if funding was to happen we could have the film up and filming by years end So if you want us to make another one then let universal know
June 2, 2012, 6:51 p.m. CST
I actually thought the first movie was highly underrated
by Last_of_the_Emurites
MacGruber had some of the most laugh-out-loud moments of any 'stupid' comedy I've seen in quite some time. On first viewing, it was mainly because I was expecting it to be the biggest turd in history (snobbishly because I listened to the critics and the box-office numbers during its initial run). I've seen the movie five times now, and it is now one of my most quoted movies, behind "Lethal Weapon 2" and "The Last Boy Scout."
June 2, 2012, 6:56 p.m. CST
I really liked MacGruber. I say go on with the kickstarter campaign.
by Chris
June 2, 2012, 6:57 p.m. CST
by Johnny Wrong
...fucking awful.
June 2, 2012, 6:57 p.m. CST
Kristen Wiig?
by rahtard
The first film came out before she became a super famous. If she were to agree to do it I'm sure a studio would fund it. But is she too big now, and is it beneath her? Throat ripping is so low brow as opposed to diarrhea.
June 2, 2012, 7:06 p.m. CST
by Series7
That's My Boy was fucking awesome. Most I've laughed at a Sandman movie since fucking Billy or Happy. SEAN ANDERS IS BACK BABY! Rent NBT or go fuck yourself.
June 2, 2012, 7:09 p.m. CST
Explain how this is possible when the first movie cost $10 million to make and
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
didn't even make that much at the box office. It was the definition of flop. Not all SNL sketches translate to movies. For every Blues Brothers and Wayne's World there's this, and It's Pat.
June 2, 2012, 7:15 p.m. CST
grammaton...Did It's Pat even go to theaters?
by adeceasedfan
Maybe I'm thinking of Stuart Saves His Family or whatever that was called.
June 2, 2012, 7:15 p.m. CST
It's pat was the problem of studio interferance
by JettL93
the original script we produced was epic and some say would have been the funniest comedy ever, but the studio got involved and cast and crew left the project so what we get now is so far from my original treatment
June 2, 2012, 7:16 p.m. CST
Hey Beaks...
by honestune
Since you'll be down there already, could you suck a dick for Remo Williams 2, Willow 2, and the rest of the Golden Compass trilogy?
June 2, 2012, 7:18 p.m. CST
MacGruber is a film that would have worked in the early 90s
by Ricardo
Back when SNL films were being made all the time.
June 2, 2012, 7:27 p.m. CST
Everyone who knocks this film I guarantee didn't see it
by Harrigan
It is absolutely hilarious and I force everyone I know to watch it.
June 2, 2012, 7:30 p.m. CST
jett, why are you wasting time working on MacGruber sequels when you could have been helping Ridley flesh out a better Prometheous script?
by Inexplicable_Nuclear_Balls
We were all counting on you.
June 2, 2012, 7:31 p.m. CST
series7, what's NBT?
by ajit maholtra
June 2, 2012, 7:34 p.m. CST
adeceasedfan, if it wasn't in theaters it at least went DTV, but
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
I too was thinking about Stuart Saves His Family as clunkers.
June 2, 2012, 7:37 p.m. CST
Wow, according to IMDB It's Pat was pulled from theaters after
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
one week, and uncredited work by the Farelly Brothers, and Quentin Tarrantino couldn't save it.
June 2, 2012, 7:39 p.m. CST
With a run time of only 77 minutes? What the hell?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
That's like a special edition of some tv show.
June 2, 2012, 7:40 p.m. CST
Beaks: I'll bring the celery
by Monty Cristo
I am behind this crowd funding idea.
June 2, 2012, 7:40 p.m. CST
MacGruber was funny as fuck.
by Ironhelix
People ragging on it likely never saw it, because I too was EXTREMELY apprehensive about it. However, there were a few scenes that were pure genius, and the rest was above average. Sure, it's fun to shit on the SNL movies, as most of them ARE shit, but this one was actually quite clever.
June 2, 2012, 7:46 p.m. CST
Loved MacGruber
by smackfu
The sex scenes almost did me in
June 2, 2012, 7:47 p.m. CST
When did the tide turn on this one?
by Toe Jam
Love Forte, and always liked the "SNL" bits, but the movie was fucking awful. With all the love it's getting in this thread, I might have to give it another chance at some point ... Of course, some fucking moron above was singing the praises of "That's My Boy," so maybe the thread is just rife with people with horrible senses of humor.
June 2, 2012, 7:49 p.m. CST
I cried laughing at this in theaters...
by UTexLex
MacGruber is by far the funniest comedy to come out in the past 5 years, trumping the likes of Step Brothers, Anchorman, Funny People, Pineapple Express, Horrible Bosses, et al. Just off the top of my head: "Putting together a team" and subsequently blowing them up, the apology scene with Piper, KFBR392 and MacGruber's Pad, the sex scene(s), the celery trick, and the list goes on and on. I really hope Forte gets leading status in more films. He's incredibly underrated and had some of the funniest SNL sketches of recent memory (look up his Hall & Oates duos with Fred Armisen or Jeff Montgomery...)
June 2, 2012, 7:55 p.m. CST
@Grammaton Cleric Binks, What is your point? How is what possible?
by JediRob
June 2, 2012, 7:59 p.m. CST
Commercials for That's My Boy look funny
by ajit maholtra
I like where Adam Sandler is drunk and shouting.
June 2, 2012, 7:59 p.m. CST
Ryan Kavanaugh called, Nordling...he wants to screw you for nine minutes in a tunnel, a la IRREVERSIBLE...
by BurnHollywood
...Or as you know it, the GREATEST MOVIE OF THE LAST DECADE.
June 2, 2012, 8 p.m. CST
Sorry, that's BEAKS, not Nordling...
by BurnHollywood
June 2, 2012, 8:01 p.m. CST
The "upper decker" tv trailers didn't help
by tangcameo
If that's the best joke you can put into the tv trailer, no wonder you got screwed at the box office.
June 2, 2012, 8:07 p.m. CST
How about a MacGruber Airwolf?
by tangcameo
MacGruber becomes the pilot of some highly advanced, nuclear-armed ice cream truck, or garbage truck, or speedboat. And there's some character with a Stringfellow Hawke-ish type name, preferably with Bum somewhere in it. And a cameo by Ernest Borgnine if he isn't dead yet.
June 2, 2012, 8:12 p.m. CST
I like to listen to the song Cinderella Man by Rush while masturbating to porn with the sound muted
by ajit maholtra
It works perfectly. Right after the bass solo my semmen shoots out.
June 2, 2012, 8:13 p.m. CST
Wow grammaton.Thx.
by adeceasedfan
June 2, 2012, 8:14 p.m. CST
by Fridge
Shut your butt.
June 2, 2012, 8:14 p.m. CST
by ShogunMaster
..who would you suck for a Black Dynamite 2? That's the sequel I'm dying to see.
June 2, 2012, 8:16 p.m. CST
I Also Cried laughing In The Theater
by Crow3711
I literally thought I was gonna pass out I couldn't breathe. Truly the funniest, most under rated and CRIMINALLY under seen comedies ever. Preposterously funny
June 2, 2012, 8:26 p.m. CST
I forgot about the notepad
by smackfu
his obsession with the guy in the BMW was awesome
June 2, 2012, 8:33 p.m. CST
Garbage film that should be the gravestone for the garbage, obvious, ironic humor that SNL has been using to keep itself afloat, unfunnily, for years now.
by kevred
Everything SNL has generated for more than a decade now is absolute trash. Just lazy pop-culture regurgitation and lazy tawdriness with a crowd of unfunny people. I know some people would disagree. But it's the most pale, feeble shadow of what it used to be, and that's sad.
June 2, 2012, 8:36 p.m. CST
by Joelseph01
June 2, 2012, 8:39 p.m. CST
by vadakinX
Of all the movies you pretend to work on, why oh why would you want to pretend to have worked on MacGruber? Have you no standards man? I insist that on the next The Dark Knight Rises talkback, you pretend to have written the final draft in order to restore credibility to your noble fake profession.
June 2, 2012, 8:45 p.m. CST
First one didn't work.
by Charlie
Felt like a first draft or outline. With jokes and good stuff still to be put in to flesh it out. It was just very paper thin on everything. It's like they sat around a table for a couple hours and worked out a rough outline and idea and then just shot that.
June 2, 2012, 8:58 p.m. CST
Listen you cunths...
by BosskBalls
the original was a steaming pile of shit.
June 2, 2012, 9:11 p.m. CST
Funny when people bash it due to the SNL skits
by Harrigan
When the movie is completely different. And the people that did see it and didn't find it funny - I hope someone sneezes into your mouth.
June 2, 2012, 9:15 p.m. CST
Sorry, I saw it and didn't care for it
by theBigE
I guess I'll disagree with those who loved it, but the jokes were too few and far between to make me like MacGruber. I was really hoping to like it too, but I actually fell asleep 2/3 of the way through it. Reminds me of "Hot Rod," it has some hilarious moments, but the whole thing overall didn't mesh. Maybe I'm too old to like MacGruber. I'm over 40, and my favorite comedies of the past 20 years include Dumb & Dumber and Borat.
June 2, 2012, 9:16 p.m. CST
I thought it was fucking stupid.....
by kanye west
Then I actually watched it and thought it was hilarious. That said you can only milk a one note joke so long. Once is enough.
June 2, 2012, 9:20 p.m. CST
by Harrigan
What you just said made zero sense.
June 2, 2012, 9:21 p.m. CST
Thanks to all the five talkbackers above, I will not be renting MacGruber tonight. Was THIS close.
by CodeName
June 2, 2012, 9:24 p.m. CST
Glad internet comments z
by Harrigan
June 2, 2012, 9:24 p.m. CST
Dictate your choices
by Harrigan
June 2, 2012, 9:25 p.m. CST
Instead of renting Macgruber, codename will cry himself to sleep
by ajit maholtra
June 2, 2012, 9:29 p.m. CST
by MJDeViant
It was a pretty damn good movie IMO. It's definitely one of the better SNL movies (which, yeah, doesn't say a whole lot I guess). It's kind of like Hot Rod. It is stupid but then you find yourself watching it again and then you like it. Except for I didn't know what to think of Hot Rod. I already loved Forte's MacGruber from SNL. Also, IMO, The Brothers Solomon is underrated. Not like it is some prize of my collection (got it for $3!!!) but it is pretty funny. Now, I am a fan of Forte and Arnett, so it was probably a given, but it is not bad to watch every once in awhile. MacGruber, IMO, would make a great 30 minute Adult Swim show with the likes of Children's Hospital and Eagleheart.
June 2, 2012, 10:27 p.m. CST
by CodeName
How did you know? Give me some good curry recipes, please.
June 2, 2012, 10:28 p.m. CST
@grammaton cleric binks
by The Dwayne
Office Space didn't do well in the box office either but it's still one of the greatest SNL skits movies ever made.
June 2, 2012, 10:28 p.m. CST
that movie was like cop-out level bad
by jsfithaca
it shouldve been good, all the actors in it are good, but boy was it awful. you would like this beaks
June 2, 2012, 10:29 p.m. CST
codename, here is a good curry recipe for you
by ajit maholtra
Put some curry powder on your pennis, and then you will have curry shrimp. Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.
June 2, 2012, 10:30 p.m. CST
Jett, how do you get a script "70% done"?
by Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Please, tell me! I would love to hear the explanation!
June 2, 2012, 10:31 p.m. CST
jesus, Macgruber was fucking awful! As bad, if not worse than all those Scary, Epic, Date etc Movies
by FreeBeer
June 2, 2012, 10:32 p.m. CST
by CodeName
Thanks for the pennies.
June 2, 2012, 10:48 p.m. CST
By the way, ajit_maholtra
by CodeName
My childhood heroes were Sanjay Dutt, Amitabh Bachchan, and Kumar Gaurav. Wish AICN would cover these folks.
June 2, 2012, 10:50 p.m. CST
First, a 'Ladies Man' sequel please.
by ThulsaBoom
June 2, 2012, 10:51 p.m. CST
Maybe even 'A Night at the Roxbury Too.'
by ThulsaBoom
June 2, 2012, 10:52 p.m. CST
'Wayne's World 3: Mike Meyers was free'
by ThulsaBoom
June 2, 2012, 10:55 p.m. CST
by ajit maholtra
Thats cool dude. Then youre A okay. We can be buddies.
June 2, 2012, 11:32 p.m. CST
This movie is much funnier the second time...
by MST3KPIMP
honestly, if you didn't get it the first time it will most likely click if you give it another chance.
June 2, 2012, 11:33 p.m. CST
The first movie sucked donkey dick
by Cobb05
It had too big of a budget, the casting was all wrong and Will Forte will never be able to open a movie. Ryan Phillippe is a horrible actor. His role really should've been played by a more intimidating actor. I don't believe he could kick anyone's ass. And let's face it, Val Kilmer's best days are behind him. With the exception of Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang he hasn't been in anything good since Tombstone. Again, you needed a better villain. Jean Claude Van Damm would've been way bette. And the movie would've worked better with a smaller budget. Yes, it was anbig budget action spoof, but it would've worked better with a smaller budget. Also it wouldn't have had to make as much. And Will Forte, who i think is very hit or miss as an actor. Most of his stuff is horrible, but he has done a few decent things that shows he's not a total retard. But he will never be someone who can open a movie. It's just never going to happen. I also think Andy Samberg is in the same boat. Their comedy styles are very perticular, but they want to make studio movies, which doesn't work out because they don't appeal to broad audiences. Hot Rod was a small comedy and still didn't do well. I just don't see them as leads. They are supporting actors at best in a studio movie.
June 2, 2012, 11:40 p.m. CST
I really enjoyed the first one. Laughed a lot.
by Jaka
But I watched it with a group of people and NONE of them laughed. Oops. In fact, all but one of them hated it. The one who didn't hate it gave a vague, "it just wasn't what I was expecting". I think it will always be a limited, divided audience for that type of comedy. HELLS YEAH I'd like to see a sequel. But I'm not sure it would make any more than the first one, so they'd have to make it on the EXTREME cheap. <p> Also, I agree that I think some people might enjoy it more the second time around, once they know what they're in for.
June 2, 2012, 11:41 p.m. CST
Please make this happen
by technotranceporter
MacGrubber is so damned funny. I may have watched it ten times by now. I will watch the sequel 20 times. No shit. Will Forte, if you are reading this I will fuck your ghost body in a graveyard if you make this movie. I may have to get in a good throat rip, but as long as no one steals my Blapunkt then all will be well. And if you didn't like this movie than you are stupid. Really, really stupid. As a matter of fact, you're so stupid that when people ask you if you have seen MacGrubber, and you say "Yeah, I hated it. It was fucking lame.", they are thinking to themselves, That guy is really fucking stupid. MacGrubber is awesome. On a side note, it's not anywhere near as good as 'Small Wonder'
June 2, 2012, 11:42 p.m. CST
by technotranceporter
I can hear the song now
June 2, 2012, 11:42 p.m. CST
MacGruber was hilarious
by smudgewhat
The problem was that it was based on a skit that was actually not that great on SNL. But the movie went way out on a limb. Ghost sex, throat ripping, homosexual tendencies, the human shield. C'mon it was fun.
June 2, 2012, 11:52 p.m. CST
No parody that I have ever seen nails the 80's like MacGruber did.
by Ironhelix
The fucking dialogue, the music. The goddamned opening montage where he's playing the saxophone while backlit with godrays? Holy Jesus how can people not appreciate some of the funny shit they threw in there? The fucking "growling cougar" sound effect over the explosions?! The Blaupunkt? C'mon! I went to high school with people who acted just like that. Minus the throat-ripping, of course.
June 2, 2012, 11:57 p.m. CST
Team America puts McGruber to shame
by Cobb05
Better on every level. And better acting by puppets.
June 3, 2012, 12:01 a.m. CST
Isn't this what kickstarter was made for?
by INWOsuxRED
Best sex scene ever in the first one.
June 3, 2012, 12:59 a.m. CST
It did make a profit...someone tell Will Forte.
by starbuck2907
gross: +$ 9,500,000 dvd: + 4,600,000 budget: - 10,000,000 ------------------------------ profit: $4,100,000 Where do the figures come from? $8.5 million domestic (boxofficemojo) $1 million international (google seached it, and wikipedia has it) 5 day dvd sales from www.the-numbers.com. These figures do not count royalties from on-demand rental services, streaming services, or dvd sales beyond the first 5 days. So, if those are considered as well, the movie likely made a 50% ish return on investment. The Chronicles of Riddick, Futurama, and several other films/tv shows have seen sequels based on the power of their dvd sales and life after they leave the theater. Someone should tell Will Forte, that overall, the film was quite profitable. Greenlighting a sequel with Christin Wig co-starring again should be a no-brainer, especially now that the "brand" is established to a lot more movie-goers.
June 3, 2012, 1:04 a.m. CST
you forget marketing starbuck
by Cobb05
They probably spent 10-20 million on marketing. There goes your profit and that's why there won't be a sequel.
June 3, 2012, 1:07 a.m. CST
Nah, most films aren't profitable until they've made at least twice their budget
by Jaka
Sometimes they have to make more than that. Theaters get a cut of that box office money. Advertising costs aren't included in that budget. It costs money to print all the reels of film. Distribution costs aren't included in the budget. That's just what it cost to make the film - sets, locations, actors, crew people, craft services, etc. It also costs money to produce the packaging for the dvds and blu-rays. You can rest assured that the first film, even with that small budget, did not see a profit.
June 3, 2012, 2:52 a.m. CST
Since the success of Bridesmaids I think SNL films will draw bigger audiences - and the first MacGruber was actually quite good
by slayme
one of the most under-rated SNL films ever. I would LOVE to see a MacGruber too - even at a smaller budget.
June 3, 2012, 2:54 a.m. CST
MacGruber 2 even
by slayme
put "too" in there for some reason. Late night, but yeah, the first MacGruber DID make a profit, even if it wasn't a big one.
June 3, 2012, 3:36 a.m. CST
I'm Gonna shoot.... Ugh!Oooh!Eeee!
by DutchRudder
Thank you, that is all.
June 3, 2012, 3:37 a.m. CST
Macgruber was funny and underrated. So fuck you.
by DutchRudder
Again, that is all.
June 3, 2012, 4:14 a.m. CST
I totally forgot the sex scene with Wiig. That was aces. Totally troubling MacGruber orgasm
by smudgewhat
We laughed our asses off.
June 3, 2012, 6:10 a.m. CST
Best SNL movie
by PlayerHater_of_the_year
since Waynes World.
June 3, 2012, 6:51 a.m. CST
MacGruber, honest to god, made me laugh a lot.
by V'Shael
I normally hate those SNL type, let's make a character 3 minute sketch into a movie things. But this one defied expectations. I loved it.
June 3, 2012, 7:31 a.m. CST
One of the worst films I've ever seen.
by Mono
Hate to be "that guy." I like liking things. But I don't know how I could have disliked the first Magruber movie any more. I like the actors. I like the filmmakers. I like the source material. I thought I was going to like it... But instead it was torturously unfunny. Like, this is one of the movies running perpetually in the 20-screen in Hell, level of awfulness. Just my two cents though. If you guys enjoyed it, that's great. But I sure as hell wouldn't greenlight part 2 if I were a studio exec. No sir. No way.
June 3, 2012, 8:04 a.m. CST
MacGruber was awesome. The throat ripping and everything, so many amazing amazing jokes. It was very well written. Would love a sequel
by happybunni
But I'm well aware a lot of people hated it :( A lot of stupid people!
June 3, 2012, 8:09 a.m. CST
Funny shit all over mcgruber. The human shield scene is ludicrous level.
by UltraTron
June 3, 2012, 8:28 a.m. CST
I'd never heard of MacGruber until I caught it on TV..
by papabendi
But after a shakey start it had me crying with laughter. The sex scenes were comedy gold. It's a shame it bombed state side because that killed the film in the rest of the world who don't get SNL. There was no product recognition to help sell it. A riff on DH2 would be perfect.
June 3, 2012, 8:39 a.m. CST
MacGruber is AWESOME
by ufoclub1977
I finally saw it on cable and found it to be hilarious and a decent throwback to the classics like Airplane and Top Secret. FAiLS: Naked Gun, Superhero movie... etc TEPID and overrated in spite of popularity: Wedding Crashers, Bridesmaids UNDERRATED: MacGruber, Crazy Stupid Love
June 3, 2012, 8:41 a.m. CST
Funny movie!
by IamHERE
I think all the people who watched it had no reference to the jokes in the movie. His radio and the fact he drove a cherry red miata and thought it was exotic was hilarious. The sex scenes made me cry, even the one with the ghost. celery in the ass scene was funny. It was amazing but the movie had a high number of laughs in it.
June 3, 2012, 8:58 a.m. CST
Capone Certainly Must Be Disappointed To Read This
by Graphix67
He pimped the living hell out of the original P.O.S. and AICN blitzed their website with non-stop promos and banners. Otherwise, it's nice to read that one less Saturday Night Live 2-minute long sketch will not be making a return-engagement anytime soon.
June 3, 2012, 9:25 a.m. CST
by Harrigan
You even see the movie?
June 3, 2012, 9:25 a.m. CST
That movie sucked anyway.
by Jason Bartlett
June 3, 2012, 9:50 a.m. CST
The first one was garbage, most of those jokes had already been and better in Hot Shots Part Deux, don't encourage them.
by _ISITIN3D_
Also Mr Forte does good work with Tim and Eric, so I guess he's alright. But McGruber was shite.
June 3, 2012, 10:47 a.m. CST
Survey says: RIP Richard Dawson
by Blanket-Man
Wonder if he'll get an obit on here? Not exactly a geek-centric resume, but Hogan's Heroes was great, and playing the anti-Richard-Dawson in Running Man might warrant a note here. While his Family Feud is what most folks remember, I grew up laughing hysterically at him as the "bottom row middle" celeb on Match Game. That crew seemed to be having SO much fun every episode.
June 3, 2012, 11:10 a.m. CST
Touch and Go
by Mark Leffler
Any movie that uses ELP's "Touch and Go" in a team recruiting montage displays pure genius. (By the way, that was Emerson Lake and Powell, for those who are keeping track). I probably watch MacGruber once every few weeks or so and still laugh out loud and pick up something new each time. "The game has changed!" "But the players are the same!!!"
June 3, 2012, 11:27 a.m. CST
Richard Dawson was still alive?
by Jaka
Seriously? Weird. I had no clue.
June 3, 2012, 11:31 a.m. CST
There's one sure fire way to get funding for this
by DarthRandalNC
June 3, 2012, 11:34 a.m. CST
Yeah, I am starting to think that the people who didn't like MacGruber probably haven't seen any of the material it referenced.
by Ironhelix
Also, I went to high school with retards that would spend an hour explaining the virtues of Blaupunkt stereos, so this shit was funny to me. Probably COMPLETELY lost on a lot of people though.
June 3, 2012, 11:47 a.m. CST
So awful I had to turn it off and send it back to Netflix halfway through
by rev_skarekroe
The only movie I've ever rented from there that was that terrible. I understand what they were parodying and I was expecting something along the lines of The Naked Gun or Hot Shots. But those movies had some brains behind them. Mcgruber Instead it was just unfunny garbage.
June 3, 2012, 11:50 a.m. CST
RiP Richard Dawson. Killian was the best.
by DarthBlart
June 3, 2012, 12:33 p.m. CST
RIP Richard Dawson
by Dkev00
Since I'm 42, I literally grew up with this guy. God speed my friend.
June 3, 2012, 12:37 p.m. CST
Cpl Newkirk has finally escaped
by Arcadian Del Sol
Godspeed to a wonderful man.
June 3, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST
Like many others, I too was apprehensive about Macgruber
by Lucky13
But man... I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard from a movie. The license plate obsession, his assembled team getting blown up, and his obsession with ripping Cunth's dick off and shoving it down his throat... Then the ending, where Cunth laughs cause there's no longer a dick to be ripped, so Mac just shoots him off a cliff and pisses on his corpse... my god, I was laughing hysterically. My wife was sitting with her sister in another room while I watched the movie (I thought it was gonna be horrible, so I wasn't gonna bother the wife with it), and they thought I was going insane. Damn good movie, who cares if its 'dumb humor'. It made me laugh out loud, in a major way, and there are not many movies that can lay that claim. Maybe Tommy Boy was the last one before this?
June 3, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST
im one of the biggest supported of macgruber and i never would of even expected a sequel, this is non news entirely
by Daniel
June 3, 2012, 2:50 p.m. CST
am I wrong here, but didn't the first one fail miserably at the box office
by maxcherry
June 3, 2012, 2:56 p.m. CST
SNL fell off like 15 years ago, just kill the show…..
by maxcherry
all they do now is try to do the same kind of skits that were done 20 to 30 years ago on SNL and skits that only comedic theatre class goers would find funny. And for pete's sake stop the "it's live from new york" bit, it's old drop it for a while. And stop the host from doing a standup routine at the beginning of the show, 90% of SNL hosts can't do a standup routine.
June 3, 2012, 3:24 p.m. CST
Dredd is coming September 21
by coolfan123
Prepare to be judged.... http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/8400166/1024/various/Judge-Dredd-film-poster---version-2bcd.jpg
June 3, 2012, 3:45 p.m. CST
Lesser movies have gotten sequels.
by Matt Litchliter
Maybe the studios are more skiddish on giving an R-rated comedy more money as they would say a family film. I just find it hard to believe that studios are thinking in depth about their projects and what they do greenlight...all of a sudden.
June 3, 2012, 4:53 p.m. CST
It was a horrible piece of shit...
by Melanie Griffiths Sour Patch
...and Forte is one of the least funny "comic" actors I've seen. If he didn't get cast on SNL because Lorne liked his "look" he'd be lucky to be teaching improv classes to community theater types. And it didn't make a profit. The box office keeps 50-60% of the take so the studio is lucky to recoup 1/2 of what it makes there.
June 3, 2012, 4:55 p.m. CST
MacGruber was a huge bomb I am surprised anyone would make a sequel
by Rob0729
If I remember correctly the movie under $10 million worldwide and wasn't a DVD/Bluray sensation like say Austin Powers or Anchormen were (both had modest box offices and exploded on home video). They had to beg and plead to do an Anchorman 2 and McGruber will get a sequel? Considering the SNL sketch was an one-joke concept that got old after the first sketch, the movie was surprising better than I expected. I didn't think it was great, but I expected garbage and I got a few laughs.
June 3, 2012, 5:10 p.m. CST
All 22 of the people who saw MacGruber posted in this talkback
by Hesiod2k7
Seriously, the movie sucked. The recent crappy three stooges movie made 6 times the money. This reminds me of all the fools who want to reboot Buckaroo Bonzai.
June 3, 2012, 5:21 p.m. CST
hesiod2007, what movies do you find funny?
by ajit maholtra
June 3, 2012, 6:07 p.m. CST
MacGruber was AWFUL
by Curious_Jorge
I forget at what part I turned it off. It may have been the scene where he stuck the celery stalk in his ass. I just couldn't take the awfulness any more.
June 3, 2012, 6:48 p.m. CST
by poop
when I was watching this pile of shit. I can't even fathom how anyone could think this shitass cock-hole of a movie was in any way funny. I'm ashamed I contributed to the box office return.
June 3, 2012, 6:52 p.m. CST
Everyone who says they hate Macruber list your top 10 comedy movies
by ajit maholtra
Naked men should not throw stones in glass houses or else everyone will see their lulla.
June 3, 2012, 6:58 p.m. CST
no no no no NO NO NO!!!! Leave well enough alone. Who the hell would greenlight this??
by peter
June 3, 2012, 7:36 p.m. CST
Both Anchorman and Pineapple Express are fucking gold
by poop
compared to this shit. I love me some Wiig, but god DAMN this movie was ass. And no, not "ASS - The Movie" funny. Just fucking unfunny. It was like a shitballs rip-off Team America, which was actually funny.
June 3, 2012, 8:27 p.m. CST
McGruber Sucked Post-Distraction Celery
by HongKongCavalier
Top Ten (in no particular) Blazing Saddles Young Frankenstein Airplane Beerfest Raising Arizona The Hangover Office Space Monty Python and The Holy Grail 40 Year Old Virgin Anchorman ... McGruber isn't even in the same conversation
June 3, 2012, 9:14 p.m. CST
Powers Booth FTW
by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours
He really stole the show this summer. Look out for that fucking guy, he's gonna be BIG one day.
June 3, 2012, 9:21 p.m. CST
Hong Kong Cavalier
by ajit maholtra
That's mostly a good list, except for Raising Arizona and Monthy Python and the Holy Grail. Raising Arizona is a nice movie, but not very funny. And Holy Grail is terrible. Weird British men saying Nee nee nee one hundred times in a row is not funny.
June 3, 2012, 9:25 p.m. CST
And I've never seen Beer Fest but its directed by Jay Chandresekar from Broken Lizard and all his movies are terrible
by ajit maholtra
June 3, 2012, 9:31 p.m. CST
I'm so glad don't know any of you
by Harrigan
If you hate this movie and I met you on the streets of Chicago I would break your clavicle.
June 3, 2012, 9:52 p.m. CST
by Behemoth
Those of you who get that reference ... you are of my tribe.
June 3, 2012, 10 p.m. CST
My top 10
by theBigE
I thought MacGruber was very inconsistent as well, and am not a fan. My top 10 comedies that I can immediately think of (out of order - and all after 1975, I know there are classics but I can't think of them off the top of my head) Borat Dumb & Dumber Airplane Naked Gun 2.5 (liked it better than the first) Raising Arizona Monty Pthyon & Holy Grail Austin Powers Anchorman Ferris Bueller's Day Off Christmas Vacation
June 3, 2012, 10:23 p.m. CST
Thebige, your list is very similar to Hong Kong Cavalier
by ajit maholtra
And while it is a decent list, neither of you listed Ghostbusters or a single Bill Murray movie, so you both fail.
June 3, 2012, 10:37 p.m. CST
this crap shouldn't even be mentioned as a comedy film, it's torture porn
by Melanie Griffiths Sour Patch
This piece of shit film shouldn't make anyone's top 1000 list of great comedies. If you think Forte's garbage compares to any of the films listed below you should officially give up on life since you've already checked out. Stripes Caddyshack Anchorman Step Brothers Slap Shot The Big Lebowski Animal House Raising Arizona Waiting For Guffman This is Spinal Tap Planes Trains & Automobiles Blazing Saddles Groundhog Day Ghostbusters Ferris Bueller
June 3, 2012, 10:42 p.m. CST
Anybody who judges Holy Grail as "not a good movie" doesn't get to judge any more movies...
by Jaka
...or anybodies opinions of movies, or pretty much fucking anything. That movie is the definition of funny.
June 3, 2012, 10:43 p.m. CST
I'm sorry, you said "terrible"
by Jaka
I was in such shock that I misquoted you. Holy Grail is "terrible".... get the fuck outta here! Even people who don't like comedies, don't like Monty Python and don't like the fucking British understand that that movie is pure genius.
June 3, 2012, 10:45 p.m. CST
melanie griffith listed 4 Bill Murray movies so she gets some extra points
by ajit maholtra
But why is everyone listing Raising Arizona? That movie is not funny at all. It's a really nice movie about a couple trying to steal a baby to make a family, but it's very sad movie. Here's my List: Ghostbusters Anchorman Kingpin Ace Ventura: Pet Detective The Party The Jerk This is Spinal Tap Beverly Hill Cop Billy Madison Borat
June 3, 2012, 10:47 p.m. CST
jaka, anyone who says that they cant judge movies because they dont like Holy Grail probably likes the smell of their own farts
by ajit maholtra
jaka puts his right hand over his anus when he farts and makes it like a cup, then he puts the cup over his nose and releases the fart and says, mmmmmmmm. Then he says Nee Nee Nee Nee!
June 3, 2012, 11:02 p.m. CST
Hands down HOT ROD was one of the best
by Muldoon
comedies I've ever had the pleasure of watching over and over. Dear Universe, more please. Seriously Lonely Island is 99% pure genius and 1% "Still better than anything else out there." Given the massive amount of talent involved - I felt kind of let down with MacGruber (though it could absolutely be because I was expecting a different movie) - If anything's for certain it's that whatever Jorma, Akiva, or Andy put out there - I'll be there opening day. They're a gaggle of stupid awesome and on a completely different level than most of the comedies out there. Not a shocker M2 is pretty much a no-go.
June 3, 2012, 11:41 p.m. CST
ajit_maholtra - And my farts STILL smell better..
by Jaka
...than your STANK ASS taste in movies. Nee, nee, nee, to the mother fuckin' nee!
June 3, 2012, 11:51 p.m. CST
Where's your top ten list jaka?
by ajit maholtra
Back up your farts with words.
June 3, 2012, 11:57 p.m. CST
I was thinking about it...
by Jaka
...have to see what I come up with. I'll give it a shot before this thing drifts too far down the page. <p> Just so we're clear, though, I am just hyperbolically giving you a hard time. I think you're nuts for publicly stating that Holy Grail is a "terrible movie", but everybody is entitled to their own opinion... even if it's wrong. Heh. Now I must away! I'm about to watch the season finale of Game Of Thrones.
June 4, 2012, 12:31 a.m. CST
Fuck SNL skits turning into movies.
by Queefer Sutherland
Will that trend EVER go away? They already milk characters on the show, THEN they have to subject us to a movie?!?!?! It's like telling the same joke over and over again, and jokes don't get funnier with each telling, folks. Bite me, bitches.
June 4, 2012, 4:10 a.m. CST
Herc mentioned he was expecting a different kind of movie with MacGruber.
by V'Shael
And I think that's where the marketing failed. MacGruber is not a straight forward spoof movie or one like Airplane where every one is in a comedy. It's more like the Brady Bunch Movie. Where only some of the characters are in a comedy. Everyone else isn't.
June 4, 2012, 4:10 a.m. CST
Gah, not Herc, muldoon. (Said Herc out of force of habit)
by V'Shael
June 4, 2012, 7:42 a.m. CST
Macgruber and Zoolander
by Dranem
I swear those 2 movies make me feel like some hipster elitist of comedy movies. I remember begging my friends to see them and being the only one who loved them at the theater, and now they claim "they liked it all along". I don't know, I guess I'm just on the stupid comedy wavelength in my brain a lot quicker than some people. Its nice to see a lot in this talkback are, too!
June 4, 2012, 9:06 a.m. CST
I didn't see MacGruber....but really don't think I have to
by Jaster Mareel
I saw most of the SNL skits. Every single time I thought=......why don they keep doing these retarded things?= If the movie was supposed to be a comedy, they probably should have put something remotely humorous in the trailer. Since they didn't do that, it bombed through the fucking floor. Wanna know how bad it did? It didn't even get it's $10M budget back...WORLDWIDE! And that doesn't count the $35M or so for advertising and prints! Plus the studio only gets 55% of ticket sales anyway so it RE_HE_HE_HEALY fucking bombed. Beaks, stop using this film as an excuse to suck dick on the corner. You do it because you like it.
June 4, 2012, 9:38 a.m. CST
@ajit_maholtra, some more for my list
by theBigE
I just listed my favorite comedy films off the top of my head, but if I were to add some more, they would be: There's Something about Mary Planes, Trains, and Automobiles What About Bob? (favorite Murray flick) Fletch The Blues Brothers (best SNL flick ever) Ghostbusters and BHC (I guess I viewed them more as Sci-fi and Action, but they are definitely top comedies) Young Frankenstein / Blazing Saddles - take your pick Talledega Nights: the Legend of Ricky Bobby
June 4, 2012, 10:51 a.m. CST
by Darth Busey
June 4, 2012, 10:52 a.m. CST
by Darth Busey
June 4, 2012, 10:55 a.m. CST
"McGruber Sucked Post-Distraction Celery" UMM, NO. YOU MUST HAVE MISSED THE MCGRUBER/VICKI LOVE SCENE. TO BE TOPPED ONLY BY...THE MCGRUBER CEMETARY SCENE 5 MINUTES LATER.
by Darth Busey
June 4, 2012, 10:58 a.m. CST
by Darth Busey
June 4, 2012, 11:18 a.m. CST
by aexmachine
that sequel idea sounds awesome.
June 4, 2012, 11:38 a.m. CST
McGruber is HILARIOUS!!!!! Make another plz!!!
by Bigdada
Before you knock it, watch it, it's very funny. and to anyone that doesn't love it, "FUCK YOU DUUUUUDE!!!"
June 4, 2012, 12:25 p.m. CST
Everyday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 lb python in your jeans.
by Tikidonkeypunch
You and your dick comments. It's fun to say them. It's fun to hear them. That's why I say them. And that's why I listen.
June 4, 2012, 1:10 p.m. CST
AGAIN, if this film had anything REMOTELY AMUSING, they should have put it in the trailer?
by Jaster Mareel
If you're selling a comedy, why do you want people to look at their watches and roll their eyes when viewing the trailer? Nope, there was NOTHING funny in that film, I'm willing to bet a lot on that.
June 4, 2012, 3:10 p.m. CST
MacGruber was an awful, AWFUL movie.
by Vince Ricardo
I knew, before I rented it, that it would be an over-the-top, "stupid" comedy, but MacGruber was far worse than even my lowest of expectations. I got a chuckle out of the SNL skit (the first couple of times they did it) and I like Kristen Wiig, Wil Forte (at least on SNL) and Val Kilmer, but this flick was a steaming pile. I kept thinking "it has to get better," but it never did. Ugh. How embarrassing. They're not making a sequel? How on EARTH is that news? It's not news, it's just common sense.
June 4, 2012, 4:42 p.m. CST
Will Forte... psht...
by Triple_J_72
Can you say "one trick pony?" I knew you could.
June 4, 2012, 5:38 p.m. CST
PLz god, smite the McGruber unbelievers.
by Bigdada
Thank you, Bigdada.
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Forget about having your sister's temper-tantrum-throwing five year old son as the ring bearer. You've got your loyal, dedicated doggie to do the job. You know, that obedient, furry pal who cuddles at your feet every night in bed? Yes! Have your pet walk down the aisle on your big day! The trend is vastly growing and therefore, many attire options, as well as training classes are available for you and your pup to get ready for the big day.
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The main airport that serves the city of Hannover is the Hanover/Langenhagen International Airport (HAJ). The airport is situated 11 km north of downtown Hanover and is the eighth largest airport in Germany. The airport is open 24 hours a day. There are very few flights between 11 pm and 4 am.
Hannover is packed with many fine buildings and museums where the tourists can spend some quality time and at the same time acquire knowledge about the culture of the city. The Sovereign Residence of Herrenhausen Museum and Lower Saxony State Museum are museums you can visit. One of Hannover's greatest attractions is the Royal Gardens of Herrenhausen.
Georgengarten, Berggarten and Grosser Garten - are few gardens where you can drop in for spending some time in tranquility. Hannover Zoo with its farm animals is another place of attraction. The Hanover Fair and CEBIT held at the city's new conference center are two important fairs. Hildesheim is famous for its UNESCO-Cultural Heritage Cathedrals. The Pelizaus Museum here has an important section on ancient Egypt's history. Neues Rathaus, the new town hall and Maschsee Lake are other attractions of the city. For a cultural night out you can visit the Nieder Sachsische Stadtstheater. The Basil restaurant is one of the best restaurants, where you can enjoy the modern cuisine. Marktkirche (a 14th century church), Kreuzkirche (Church of the Holy Cross), Leineschloss (Castle on the river Leine) and Christuskirche (Christ Church) are other places of attraction. You can also visit Hamelin, a town famous for the folktale of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.
The FIFA 2006 Soccer World Cup is round the corner and the city is ready to entertain visiting fans with its reconstructed Hannover FIFA World Cup Stadium. The stadium has a gross capacity of 44,652. It was reconstructed with special features like roof-mounted lighting system.
There are numerous hotels offering quality service where you can check in during your stay in Hannover. Kastens Hotel Luisenhof located near the Hauptbahnhof in the center of the city is one of the best hotels in Hannover. You can stay in Hotel Amadeus for an unforgettable experience. Fora Hannover is located near the city center and offers excellent facilities. Konigshof am Funkturm is a family-run business hotel. An interesting feature of the hotel is its art exhibitions. If you are looking for a hotel near the airport, the Airport Congress Hotel will be appropriate for you. Park Inn Hannover is ideal for both business and holiday travelers as it is conveniently located near the motorways (A2, A7, A37). The Copthorne Hotel Hannover is another hotel offering the highest standards of service.
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Open Enrollment enables Arizona students to attend public schools outside their attendance area. In accordance with state law, the District has established an open enrollment policy and implemented an open enrollment program without charging tuition for non-resident students and resident transfer students. Open Enrollment packets are available at all schools, the District Office and online.
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|Date of birth:January 27, 1968
|Place of birth: Pensacola, Florida
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|NFL Draft: 1991 / Round: 2 / Pick: 30
|Debuted in 1991
|Last played in 1997
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Reginald Roosevelt Johnson[1] is a former professional American football player who played tight end for seven seasons for the Denver Broncos (1991–1993),[2] the Green Bay Packers (1994, 1997),[3] the Philadelphia Eagles (1995),[4] and the Kansas City Chiefs (1996).[5]
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In architecture, a cloister is an enclosed courtyard or garden surrounded by a covered walkway with buildings on the outside, and an open colonnade facing in. Cloisters are usually part of a church or monastery; originally they were used primarily as places of quiet meditation or study. This pattern is named for Venice's Basilica di Santa Maria Gloriosa dei Frari and its cloister. Though locals call the cloister I Frari, I prefer the name Gloriosa for this pattern.
Knit Gloriosa and Isola from the same yarn for a unique and cozy sweater set.
Pattern is knit flat from the hem to shoulders, then is seamed, and the collar and button bands are added.
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16 sts and 24 rows to 4 inches (10 cm) in stockinette stitch with larger needles, blocked
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A visit from the lactation consultant
We've made a lot of progress establishing breastfeeding since last week. On Friday, I decided that I needed help to resolve the latching issues I was experiencing, and so, based on a number of online recommendations, I called Catriona McCarthy.
Catriona, who runs TheMilkyWay.ie, is an IBCLC (International Board Certified Lactation Consultant), and she offers home visits to help with breastfeeding issues.
I explained the problems I was having, including the fact that latching was causing me "exquisite pain"! She advised that I stop using the lanolin and Multi-Mam compresses with immediate effect and instead use breast milk on my nipple after a feed and allow it to air-dry. I was worried about the crack scabbing over if I did that, but Catriona explained that it needed to in order to speed the healing.
So that's what I did for the weekend. As it happened, Little Woman hit her two week growth spurt during that time as well. And yet despite the constant feeding (every 45 minutes to 2 hours!), I found the pain decreasing rather than increasing. By the time Catriona called me yesterday to arrange a time for today's appointment, my left side was virtually pain-free and my right side was much improved. I decided to go ahead with the home consultation anyway.
We arranged a time for the visit to coincide with a feed. I had to guesstimate this time because I'm feeding on demand so there are no definite feed times. I've been tracking the feeds on my phone using an app called Total Baby, however, so I was able to see that we average 2.5 hours between feeds at the moment, and pick a time based on that.
When she arrived Catriona quickly set me at ease, and we got chatting about my previous breastfeeding experience with Little Man, my birth and hospital experience with Little Woman, and the problems I'm experiencing now. She weighed Little Woman, and I was delighted to note that she is now 3.35kg, well up on her birthweight of 3.1kg. Then Catriona talked me through the Rebecca Glover latching and attachment technique. Immediately, I found it easier to get Little Woman to latch. I wasn't sure it would continue like that, but I'm happy to report that in the four or five feeds we've had since Caitriona left, I've had a similar experience for all of them.
As well as helping me with the latch, Caitriona observed the feed. She quickly diagnosed that I have an overactive letdown, which makes it very difficult for baby to deal with the flow of milk at the beginning of a feed. I had suspected as much on Little Man – he often choked on the milk when it would start to flow. Of course oversupply was an issue with him too.
So we discussed strategies for dealing with both the oversupply and the overactive letdown, including block feeding for a number of feeds in a row. Catriona warned me that because the letdown is so strong, I may potentially have a very windy baby on my hands in a few weeks time. She also warned me to try to avoid pumping because it would make both the oversupply and the letdown issues worse. If I need to express milk in future, I'll try hand expressing.
The rest of our session was spent discussing strategies for common first year issues, including teething and getting baby to sleep in her cot or in the pram. It was really interesting and very helpful.
It's still less than 24 hours since her visit, so I'm not sure how we'll get on implementing all of Catriona's advice. So far so good though. And I can say that I found the visit gave me a great confidence boost and knowing now that I have someone I can call on for feeding advice at any time in the future is invaluable to me.
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Great to hear the support is there and glad problems are being resolved. Many congrats on your beautiful baby
So glad you had a helpful consultation. And well done on getting this far, really pleased things are improving.
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Hurray for lactation consultants! I had some great visits and phone calls with some lactation consultants the first time around. I feel a bit more at ease knowing they're there if I need them this time too. Glad things are going so much better!
Sounds great! So happy to hear how well it's going, and that you were able to call on such a great resource.
I think I read somewhere that one thing you could try for oversupply is nursing lying on your back. Gravity slows down the flow, apparently. Might be tough to get the baby to latch on that way until she can hold her head up, mind you!
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At first blush G-Shock's next time piece appears to be your garden variety time keeper. But wait, with further examination, and patience, you'll discover that it's much more than that. Okay, so it's not the first watch to accomplish this feat, but it features Bluetooth, allowing you to pair the watch with your phone. What's the point? Aside from alerting you of incoming calls, emails and text messages, it will sync with your phone's time.
Oddly enough, this watch will use Bluetooth 4.0, which is apparentely so power efficient that it allows for a two year battery life on a standard watch battery, you know, the ones that look like a fat US quarter.
We've seen comparable watches like this in the past, but never before from a company that has such a long track history with time. We're also hearing that it will include a vibrate/alarm function to help you locate your smartphone, or perhaps even vice versa, enabling you to locate the watch.
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Cessna 208B Caravan, Alliance, Neb., Feb. 8, 2007–The Caravan pilot's descent below minimum descent altitude on a nonprecision approach caused this crash, according to the NTSB. A contributing factor was a low ceiling (reported weather was 1.25 miles visibility and a 200-foot overcast in mist). The cargo flight was dispatched to an airport with a precision instrument approach but the pilot flew to his usual airport, which had a VOR and an NDB approach (out of service). The instruments were nevertheless set for the NDB approach. The Suburban Air Freight Caravan hit a pole and a building on approach, and the sole-occupant pilot was seriously injured. He told investigators that he did not remember the accident
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Not unlike the guys at the festival, the girls left very little to the imagination. The standard Coachella uniform seems to be a combo of crop tops, short shorts, maxi skirts and bikinis (oh, and a LOT of killer sunnies). These are some of our favorite looks we've spotted on the festival grounds during Weekend One!


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Super Mario Brothers 3 for NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) was first released on February 12, 1990 in North America. The game was directed by Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka, and the music composed by Koji Kondo.
This installment in the Super Mario series introduces a few new features including a new map screen, minigames, plus new power-ups and enemies. It features the first appearance of Bowser's children, the Koopalings who act as bosses of the first seven worlds, with Bowser the boss of the final eighth. The game was first seen to the American public during the NES-themed movie 'The Wizard' starring a young Fred Savage.
All seven of the kings had their magic wands stolen by the Koopalings who then turned them into different types of animals. The goal of the game is for Mario and Luigi to rescue the seven kings of the seven worlds which neighbor the Mushroom Kingdom, eventually destroy Bowser and save the princess. The game is divided into 8 worlds, named Grass Land, Desert Land, Water Land, Giant Land, Sky Land, Ice Land, Pipe Land and Dark Land. Each level in the world has a characteristic of the world it is located in.
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Finish the whole game and watch the ending. Now start a new game. and you should have 28 P-Wings.
Infinite 1-Ups
First make sure you have a racoon suit from Level 1-1. Now after you start World 1-2, climb the first hill. Stay there while the Goombas just keep coming out of the pipe. Wait for as many as you can to come on the screen. Now jump on one of the Goombas and hold the jump button to get mazimum height. Once you reach Mario's peak height, continue swinging your racoon tail for a slow landing. Make sure you land on another Goomba and repeat.
28 P-Wings
Finish the whole game and watch the ending. Now start a new game. and you should have 28 P-Wings.
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Get through an airship and defeat the boss as a frog, Hammer Mario or Tannooki, and you'll receive a letter from the King that will read different.
Warp Whistles
Whiste 1 Location: World 1-3
Find the white block near the end of level 3 and duck on the top of it for about 5 seconds. You will fall behind the blocks. Now proceed to the goal, and keep running. You will find a Mushroom house with a Whistle.
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World 1 Fortress After you get a racoon suit, fly up between the lava pit and the wall. Keep flying up and hold down right. Eventually you will come to a door. Push up and go through it and the second whistle awaits.
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World 2 Hammer Brother Get the Hammer from one of the Hammer Brothers here and use it to destroy the rock at the upper right corner of the World 2 Map. Then engage the hammer brother on the other side. You should get a chest with a Warp Whistle.
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If you get enough coins in a certain course, you can get a White Mushroom House!
A White Mushroom House in worlds 1,3,5,7 have P WingsA White Mushroom House in worlds 2,4,6 have Anchors
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Every once in a while there comes a game that is so good that it sets the standard of what amazing games should be like. Super Mario Bros. 3 is that game. It introduced many new elements to the Mario franchise which made it even more exciting then the previous Mario games. It introduced eight new larger worlds, each world with its own theme and many levels. It also introduced new Mario moves. In the past, Mario was limited to only a couple of ways to defeat enemies but this game has many more. It's the type of game that you can pick up any time and never get bored with.
Super Mario Brothers 3 sports some of the best graphics seen on the NES. In 1990 it was hard to find a better looking game on a Nintendo. Because it was released towards the end of the NES lifespan, the graphics are pushed just about as far as the NES would let them be. The overworld screen has some simple but nice, elegant animation. The levels have more detail over the previous Mario games. They also have some nice textures in the background and foreground.
As far as the story goes, nothing too new here. Mario goes off to save the Princess and defeat Bowser. The new twist to the story is that at the end of each level one of the Koopa kids awaits. Each Koopa kid has stolen the Kings magic wand and turned him into an animal. This game introduces a ton of new enemies too. A lot of the old ones are back but he new bigger enemies are what really stand out.
Like on the previous Mario games, the controls are solid. With new character abilities comes new controls. This is the first game where Mario is given the ability to fly so Nintendo had to work that into the NES' two-button controller and they did it well. The select button also comes into play more as it's used to select power cards on the world map screen.
Overall I'd say Super Mario Bros. 3 gets a perfect 10/10 score. It's really difficult to rate a game this high because you can't give that score without saying the game is perfect. But with this game I have to say it really is perfect. It's built on a formula that works which gives it an advantage right away but when you throw in all the new features, graphics, enemies and power-ups you have a real winner.


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The community is coming together to feed local firefighters after two of their own were lost fighting a fire on Sunday.
Jamie Armstrong organized a plan to feed the entire Toledo Fire Department for a week. So far thousands of people have signed up to provide food.
Jamie says, "There's still about seven stations that have nobody signed up for them. So we'd like people to get the word out."
Armstrong says it's the least she can do to help those who risk their lives every single day.
You can check out Feed Our Toledo Firefighters on Facebook by clicking here.
Local restaurants have also been busy delivering hot meals to help out. Shawn's Irish Tavern on Heatherdowns donated pizza and hot wings to the nearby fire station on Airport Highway.
The staff says offering warm meals is its way of showing the community's support during the firefighters' time of grief.
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Don't worry -- she showed off her vocal prowess too, but it's really the photos that we wanted to share.
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This picture is stunning, reminds me of a real life Syd Brak "Forget Me Not" (see below). Pink has come a long way in her music career and now Pink brings her edgy style to the makeup world as the new face of CoverGirl. She'll be joining a list of accomplished amazing women like Ellen Degeneres, Queen Latifah, Drew Barrymore, Tyra Banks, Niki Taylor and more!


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membase web config not working
Hi all,
I am new to membase, and trying to set it up on OSX. First of all, I was able to successfully compile everything by using this page: http://wiki.membase.org/display/membase/Building+on+OSX+from+source
I am also able to run ns_server/start.sh, with the output available at: http://pastebin.com/5tvGGKr5
Unfortunately, when I point my browser to http://localhost:8091, I get a page that looks like: http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~sltu/webconsole.png
I do not see any options for setup. I'm also not able to do anything via telnet:
stephentu@stephentuMBP15:~$ telnet localhost 11211 Trying ::1... Connected to localhost. Escape character is '^]'. Connection closed by foreign host.
Am I missing something here? Is there a way to do the setup via the CLI? Sorry for the n00bness here.
If it helps, an output from uname:
stephentu@stephentuMBP15:~$ uname -a Darwin stephentuMBP15.local 10.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 10.6.0: Wed Nov 10 18:13:17 PST 2010; root:xnu-1504.9.26~3/RELEASE_I386 i386
Steve, thanks for reaching out, sorry you're having issues. What version of source are you building against?
Also, I believe I've seen this issue before and it was caused by a lack of 'sprockets'. Can you confirm that you were able to successfully run 'gem install sockets'? If not, please run it again, clean and re-make the source.
There is a way to setup the server via the CLI: http://wiki.membase.org/display/membase/Membase+Command-line+Interface, but I suspect you're having larger issues that we need to resolve before the server is fully functional for you.
Let me know if that helps or we can dig deeper into it.
Thanks for the prompt reply, I appreciate the helpful support. I managed to figure out the problem. This one's my fault- when I did make initially I forgot to install all the dependencies, so the make process error'd half way through, at which point I went in and installed the dependencies and ran make again. Unfortunately, this does not have the same effect as starting from scratch w/ all the dependencies, and thus resulted in the problem I had.
A simple make clean and then make did the trick. Apologies for not trying this before creating noise on the forums. Now that this is sorted out, I'm looking forward to playing around with membase!