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Several families have been displaced after an early morning fire at a multifamily home in Harrison, New Jersey.
Faulty Flour Silo Turned North Jersey Woman's Home Into A Winter Wonderland
What looked like a winter wonderland was actually the result of a faulty pipe that leaked baking powder all over the woman's home.
Downed Wire Makes Mess Of Morning Commute For Metro-North New Haven Line Riders
Spokeswoman Marjorie Andres said service was suspended during Friday's morning rush due to a downed overhead catenary electric line lying across three tracks in Cos Cob, Conn.
Court: Red Bulls Must Pay $2.8M In Property Taxes
The New York Red Bulls have played at Red Bull Arena in Harrison since 2010. During that time, the town has sent the team a tax bill for about $1.5 million for the 2010 tax year and about $1.3 million for 2011.
Westchester Residents Fight Plans For Huge New Church On Busy Road
Residents of the Westchester County hamlet of Purchase have taken on a church's big plans to build a new sanctuary on several acres of land in the heart of a residential neighborhood.
Hundreds Attend Funeral For Harrison Mayor Raymond McDonough
Hundreds of mourners gathered Monday for the funeral of Harrison Mayor Raymond McDonough, who apparently suffered a massive heart attack on Wednesday afternoon.
Harrison, N.J. Mayor Dies Of Apparent Heart Attack At Town Hall
The lifelong Harrison resident had served on the Town Council for 17 years before becoming mayor in 1995. He was credited with spearheading the redevelopment of the 1.2-square-mile Hudson County town on the Passaic River.
Cops Hunting For Suspect After Wild Chase In Harrison
The incident was captured on a police cruiser's dashboard cam and began during an attempted traffic stop, CBS 2 reported.
It's County Vs. State Over Fallen Highway Sign In Harrison
A large road sign came down like a guillotine on Tuesday in Harrison and it's amazing that it didn't slice into a car and hurt someone.
Motorcyclist Dead, 2 Others Injured In Harrison, N.J., Crash
A motorcyclist was killed and two others were injured early Sunday, in a crash on a highway in Harrison, N.J.
5 Firefighters Hurt In Massive Blaze In Harrison
Five firefighters were hurt in a terrifying explosion and extra-alarm blaze in Harrison, N.J., Sunday afternoon.
Fire Rips Through Apartment Building In Harrison, N.J.
An extra-alarm fire sent residents fleeing in Harrison, N.J., Monday evening.
Democratic N.J. Mayor Endorses Christie For Reelection
The race for governor in New Jersey was officially underway this weekend, with Democratic state Sen. Barbara Buono kicking off her campaign, and incumbent Republican Gov. Chris Christie out meeting voters and collecting endorsements.
Anti-Semitic Vandalism Rattles Rye High School
Rye High School's stately stone facade evokes images of the Ivy League and people usually feel safe and protected in the upscale corner of Westchester County.
More Service To Resume On PATH, LIRR Train Lines
Nearly four weeks after Superstorm Sandy, PATH train service from New Jersey to Lower Manhattan will resume on Monday morning.


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A Birth certificate is a certificate issued by your country of birth to confirm and acknowledge the registration of your birth in that specific country.
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As our ancestors were not always very law abiding and despised the government
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until around 1800 and in most instances it will say "date of birth unknown". While
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Next, consult the index to the birth in the magisterial area in which it was registered. For a birth in Cape Town you might need to check places like Cape Town Central, Wynberg, Docks, Green Point, Sea Point, Woodstock, Observatory etc – all in separate registers. It varies, but as an example, Worcester has 62 Birth Registers dating back to 1895. There are about four years per register until 1933 and one register per year thereafter. For Worcester, the earliest reference number is 1/3/57/4/1 and it covers births from 1895 to June 1905.
Information contained in the birth registers
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Health Officials: Enterovirus Cases Confirmed In NY, NJ And Connecticut
Health officials have confirmed two cases in New Jersey and New York City of a respiratory illness that is caused by an uncommon virus.
Tri-State Area In The Grip Of More Hot And Humid Weather
The heat is expected to continue through Sunday. There's a chance for strong to severe thunderstorms on Sunday night or Monday.
Health Officials: Sandy Rebuilding Poses Mosquito Risk In NJ
The state Department of Health said the storm has left behind wet debris piles and depressions from fallen trees. Mosquitoes will breed in standing water.
N.J. Budget To Award Hospitals $675 Million For Charity Care
The state budget recently proposed by New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie would divide $675 million in charity care funds between New Jersey hospitals – roughly the same amount that was allocated during the current fiscal year.
New Jersey Offering Free Mental Health Counseling To Those Coping With Sandy
Gov. Chris Christie's administration announced state and federal emotional stress hotlines have been made available to New Jersey residents and relief workers.
Garden State's First Medical Marijuana License Given To Montclair Dispensary
Officials said Greenleaf Compassionate Care in Montclair has submitted all the necessary paperwork and cleared all the hurdles to open.
Health Officials: 1st Fungal Meningitis Case Reported In NJ
State health officials say a 70-year-old Cumberland County man is hospitalized with what is believed to be the illness. He received an injection of a steroid from one of the lots recalled by a specialty pharmacy in Massachusetts and tied to a meningitis outbreak.
NJ Health Officials ID Facilities In Meningitis Scare
Health Commissioner Mary O'Dowd said no cases have been uncovered in New Jersey, but in a statement said "This is an ongoing investigation and the full scope of the affected patients and facilities is not yet known."
NJ Patients Can Register For Medical Marijuana Starting Thursday
The announcement comes as the state's first legal dispensary, Greenleaf Compassion Center in Montclair, N.J., grows its first crop of legal pot for patients.


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Academy Award winner Rachel Weisz ("The Constant Gardener"), Academy Award¨ winner Adrien Brody ("The Pianist"), Mark Ruffalo ("Zodiac"), and Academy Award¨ nominee Rinko Kikuchi ("Babel") star in "The Brothers Bloom," a globe-trotting comedy about the last great adventure of the world's best con men.
Welcome to the world of "The Brothers Bloom," where deception is an art and nothing is as it seems. The brothers have perfected the art of swindling fortunes through years of fraternal teamwork. Now they've decided to take on one last spectacular jobÑluring a beautiful and eccentric heiress into an elaborate plot that takes them around the world.
For as long as they can remember, the Brothers Bloom have had only each other to depend on. From their childhood in a long series of gloomy foster homes to their highflying lives as international con artists, Stephen (Mark Ruffalo) and Bloom (Adrien Brody) have shared everything. Stephen brilliantly concocts intricate stories that the brothers live out, but he's still searching for the perfect con, the one where "everyone gets what they want." Meanwhile, Bloom yearns for "an unwritten life"Ña real adventure, one not dreamed up by his old brother.
Eager to retire, Bloom agrees to take part in one last grand scam. He insinuates himself into the life of Penelope (Rachel Wiesz), a bored, single New Jersey heiress. When a genuine romance begins to blossom between them, he is reluctant to exploit her naivetŽ, but Penelope has already taken the bait: She impulsively joins Bloom, Stephen and their "associate," a sexy Japanese explosives expert named Bang Bang (Rinko Kikuchi), on an ocean liner to Greece. Penelope is convinced she's happened upon the adventure of a lifetime and offers to bankroll a million dollar deal. As the quartet makes their way from Athens to Prague to Mexico to St. Petersburg, Penelope quickly becomes addicted to the illicit thrills. But as Stephen's elaborate web of deceit pulls tighter, Bloom begins to wonder if his brother has devised the most dangerous con of his life.
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After Sedrick Ellis told the Chicago Bears he was going to retire from the National Football League, the Chicago Bears wasted no time in finding his replacement.
They have agree'd to a deal with former Atlanta Falcon/Indianapolis Colt/Cincinnati Bengal defensive end Jamaal Anderson today. Anderson was the #8 overall pick of the Atlanta Falcons back in 2007, who was recently released by the Cincinnati Bengals on July 10th.
He has just 7.5 career sacks through 77 games, but Chicago Bears general manager Phil Emery must see those numbers from Anderson increasing. The former Bengal/Falcon only played in 2 games last season before having season-ending surgery to repair a quadriceps injury.
Being a durable performer for 4 seasons, he only managed to pick up 4 1/2 sacks, never developing into the pass rusher he was expected to become. The newly signed Chicago Bear recorded only 3 sacks in 15 games for the Indianapolis Colts in 2011, then moved onto the Bengals who released him this month.
The 28 year old defensive end should add some depth to the ends of this defensive line. Not sure if he will get a starting position, unless he is moved to the inside, because he has Julius Peppers and Shea McClellin ahead of him on the depth chart.
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Alexandra DuPont tells all there is to know about PLANET OF THE APES TV Show DVD!!!
Harry here... I just HAD to introduce Alexander DuPont's wondrous piece on the PLANET OF THE APES TV Show and give you the first image of Ms DuPont anywhere.... First read all the goody goodness she has in store for you, then behold the beauty that is... Ms DuPont!!! Oh and while you're at it, don't forget to visit DvDJournal.Com, where you can get lowdowns and highlights in the world that is DVDs!!!
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"Basically, we became 'The Fugitive.' Every week we were caught and we escaped. That's basically what each show was about.... We're constantly whacking some guy over the head with a stick or drop-kicking a guy in a monkey suit. We had apes falling out of trees all over the place.... I still get fan mail from all over the world."
A surprisingly well-preserved James Naughton,
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Yea, I have walked through the valley of the shadow of death.
Festoon me with garlands and flay the servants for I have, in a space of days, watched all 14 episodes of the 1974 "Planet of the Apes" TV series, collected in a four-DVD edition that streets Tuesday, Nov. 20.
I have now seen every conceivable expression that the late Roddy McDowall could create within the confines of his ape makeup. I have watched a dozen talented has-beens play chimp and orangutan prefects and gorilla sergeants. I have watched, dear Lord, 644 minutes of Glen-Larsen-TV-series-caliber cinematography.
I have seen astronauts exhibit skills and profess knowledge they had no business knowing. I have seen them maintain perfectly smooth faces and perfectly coiffed hair-don'ts without benefit of razors or blow-dryers.
A bit of history.
According to the 1998 Behind the Planet of the Apes documentary (included as part of Fox's Planet of the Apes: The Evolution box-set), producer Arthur P. Jacobs had considered bringing his cash cow to TV as early as 1971 but he was making too much money at the movies. After Battle for the Planet of the Apes was a modest hit and a TV broadcast of the original Apes scored for CBS, everyone was poised to move to the small screen.
When Jacobs suddenly died at age 51, the project went to 20th Century Fox, where writers Anthony Wilson and Art Wallace developed the series. The eventual production team included executive story consultant Howard Dimsdale and story consultants Ken Spears and Joe Ruby plus a roster of veteran (and to put it politely, "workmanlike") directors-for-hire.
And what did they come up with?
The concept they settled on was a pretty good one, actually: Two new astronauts family man Alan Virdon (played by Ron Harper) and smart-ass younger guy Pete Burke (James Naughton) crash-land on a future Earth where apes rule and humans are slaves. To bring back Roddy McDowall (who had emerged as the heart and soul of the Apes series), Wilson et. al. created the character of Galen a decidedly Cornelius-like, arched-eyebrow sissy who got all the best lines. Galen was forced to flee with the astronaut fugitives when he saved them from the treacherous gorilla General Urko (Mark Lenard) and Machiavellian orangutan Councilor Zaius (Booth Coleman).
Chronologically, the story was (sort of) set between Battle for the Planet of the Apes and the depressing apocalypse of the first two films allowing the series to adopt a jaunty-adventurish tone and feature speaking humans, who presumably evolve into mute morons over the next few hundred years.
Not a bad set of ideas. Which is why it is all the more painful to write that "Planet of the Apes" was for the most part an aggressively mediocre series (with sporadic flashes of goony fun and inspired acting) that got well and thoroughly creamed by the one-two punch of "Sanford and Son" and "Chico and the Man." The show premiered in September 1974; it was canceled that December with one episode, "The Liberator," never even getting a first-run U.S. broadcast.
What went wrong?
Well, the central problem is that the show has a real "watered-down" vibe.
The series doesn't dive into the "Apes" universe in any sort of detail; our heroes simply scratch the surface, moving from village to village along the northern-California coast. Even worse, the show dilutes the movies' delicious mix of social commentary, brutal violence, stagy histrionics and light sadomasochism. Even the cornerstone racial commentary is blunted: Where the movies adopted a pessimistic view of humanity eventually cloaking their apes in revolutionary fervor "Apes" TV is all about how Virden and Burke are smarter than (and morally superior to) those stupid, backwards monkeys. Every week, our astronaut heroes upstage ape society with 20th-century technological know-how, spreading revolutionary fervor and hope among the simple humans populating the countryside with Galen oohing and ahhing in approval all the while. It's a near-total inversion of previous "Apes" themes.
So is the show just totally worthless?
Oh, absolutely not. For one thing and this is the main reason I wanted to review these discs Roddy McDowall is eminently watchable as Galen. Hard-core Apes fans will probably want this edition just so they can have every conceivable permutation of McDowall's chimp performances. As I've written before, one of the chief joys of any Apes installment is watching him find new ways to emote within the constricting makeup; on the TV show, this pleasure is compounded because Galen frequently adopts new mannerisms and voices while traveling in disguise. And he's just exceptionally droll and funny throughout.
On a related note, there are also a few campy "parlor games" to be played with this series most notably trying to find the myriad in-jokes that seem to refer to Galen's/McDowall's, ahem, "alternate lifestyle." I've listed a few of the ones I found in the episode guide below. The show is a spotty feast of double entendres. It's also fun to (a) spot the human mouths plainly visible under the ape mouths, which happens more often in this series than I'd care to admit, and (b) point out the MacGuyver-like skills of our human heroes, who are the most holistically educated astronauts in history. (See the episode guide below for details.) Special "props" also to Lalo Schifrin's bombastic main theme, plus the discordant incidental music by Schifrin, Earle Hagen and Richard LaSalle.
How's the DVD edition?
Bare-bones, unsurprisingly. Picture quality varies wildly from near-mint to fleck-tastic.
The episode-by-episode breakdown.
(All "online plot abstracts" were lifted from the extremely helpful episode guide found at theforbidden-zone.com.)
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Episode 1: "Escape from Tomorrow"
Vital stats: Originally aired 13 Sep 1974
Online plot abstract: "Hurled eons into the future by a time warp, two astronauts become fugitives from a race of intelligent apes that have come to control Earth."
Plays like: A bloodless, made-for-TV remake of the 1968 original which is probably how it was meant to play, actually.
Strengths: The story gets rolling quickly the crash-landing and "Dear God, this is Earth" revelation and ape capture and tribunal farce and escape are vacuum-packed into in 48 minutes, with plenty of lurid action thrown in for good measure. And this is kind of a mixed compliment, but the series' central dichotomy is right there from the outset: Nearly every actor in an ape mask is expressive and passionate and extremely watchable (particularly McDowall and Mark Lenard, whose brutal literalism manages to be both scary and pathetic) while the humans are almost all terrible actors and/or look like they wandered in from either a Renaissance Faire or, in the case of our two leads, a particularly rustic episode of "Knot's Landing."
Weaknesses: Well, for one thing, the TV series makes itself utterly apocryphal in relation to the movie series during the first episode. One Mary "Mez" Downes has already addressed this issue online and addressed it rather well here. As Downes notes, "In the pilot episode, Virdon and Burke are shown a book that has in it a futuristic picture of New York City, circa 2503. But according to the movie timeline, mankind fell to the apes in the latter part of the 20th century, making such a [picture] impossible." I agree with her ultimate conclusion that "the TV series occurs in a different universe," and that, for lack of a better word, sucks.
Second, and most crucially, the pilot episode's overall vibe is that of a "Cliff's Notes" version of the 1968 original with Galen's becoming a militant hippie human-rights pacifist fugitive the only departure. Oh, and the moronic human who finds our heroes (Royal Deno) sports a fright wig that makes the ape masks look like Dian Fossey field studies in comparison.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Ability to adjust to terrifying, ape-addled surroundings without once shouting "It's a madhouse!" "You bastards!" or "Damn you all to helllll!!!"
2. "The Gladiators"
Vital stats: Originally aired 20 Sept 1974; directed by Don Weis
Online plot abstract: "The astronauts are captured in a village of humans ruled by an ape. Believing that men are violent-natured, the simian encourages them to participate in grisly sports similar to those of Ancient Rome."
Plays like: Spartacus with "Star Trek" fight scenes, only far, far sillier.
Strengths: Groovy, cheesy fight scenes in abundance. And hey there's the "Beastmaster" himself, Marc Singer, as the pacifist son of a champion gladiator (John Hoyt, who bears an uncanny resemblance to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and wears an absolutely hilarious wrestling-singlet getup in the arena).
Weaknesses: A problem with the early episodes of this series manifests itself here: You really can't tell Virdon and Burke apart, other than that one's blonde and one's brunette.
Double entendre(s): A marvelous scene where Galen, in disguise, visits the old bachelor chimp (William Smith) who runs the gladiator arena. "To ... companionship," they toast, after which the older man tells Galen, "You must stay the night, of course."
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Burke proves an expert at melee combat particularly at Captain Kirk-style backward-roll-flips of opponents (in one fight, he performs this move twice in 15 seconds).
3. "The Trap"
Vital stats: Originally aired 27 Sep 1974
Online plot abstract: "Burke and his arch enemy, the gorilla soldier Urko, must work together to survive when an earthquake traps them in the ancient ruins of a subway station."
Plays like: James Franciscus' discovery of the New York subway in Beneath the Planet of the Apes and/or Sylvester Stallone's disaster flick Daylight.
Strengths: Mark Lenard is a riot as the gorilla general who just ... won't ... accept ... the truth about Earth's past. He absolutely overwhelms Naughton in their tense, violent scenes together, particularly after he finds a poster of a gorilla in a human zoo.
Weaknesses: The way we're dropped into a wrecked human city (i.e., a studio backlot with boulders strewn about) without explanation; the silly barrage of "futuristic" subway signs that Burke shows Urko in the ancient BART tunnel advertising such "futuristic" products as meals-in-a-pill and E-Z organ replacement.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Ability to create rudimentary pulley system; gift for repeatedly talking gorillas out of murdering them.
4. "The Good Seeds"
Vital stats: Originally aired Oct 1974
Online plot abstract: "Galen and the astronauts seek shelter at the farm of a peasant ape whose son believes that the humans have put a curse on their one precious possession a cow. "
Plays like: "Little House on the Ape Prairie."
Strengths: Well, I don't know if these are "strengths," persay, but there are some fascinatingly offensive moments to break the tedium including Burke doing a "yes, massa" impression while working for an ape child and, even weirder, an ape farmer doing a whiteface "minstrel show"-style impression of a human for the benefit of some visiting gorillas, who laugh hysterically. Yeesh. (I'm not condoning these gags, mind you I'm just saying they snap you out of the stupor you've been lulled into by the surrounding Farmer-Ted crap.)
Weaknesses: What other than the fact that, four episodes into this series, the central conflict involves a pregnant cow, complete with creepy stock footage of a just-birthed calf? Well, try these howler bits of dialogue on for size:
Burke: "You're Iron Man oh, excuse me, Iron Ape."
Astronaut: "Galen's tail's draggin'." Galen: "Chimps do not have tails!"
Ape farmer: "There's a smell about you." Burke: "Nobody's perfect."
Double entendre(s): Galen being hit upon by the farmer's daughter, to his great consternation.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Advanced soil-tilling techniques; ability to deliver calves, build windmills, rail fences, working compasses
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5. "The Legacy"
Vital stats: Originally aired 11 Oct 1974; written by Robert Hammer, directed by Bernard McEveety
Online plot abstract: "In a ruined city, the astronauts find a filmed message from scientists of their own era. If they can elude gorilla pursuers long enough to repair the ancient projector, the film will tell them why their world was destroyed."
Plays like: "Return of the Archons Lite."
Strengths: The scientist in the filmed message is wearing one of the tunics worn by the bomb-worshipping mutants in Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Also, the matte painting of the ruined city Oakland, as it turns out is exceptionally well-done.
Weaknesses: Well, again, we're courting material totally in conflict with established Apes mythology. In fact, the series is already contradicting itself: One human tells Virdon she lived on a farm, even though we learned in the last episode that humans don't farm and isn't this the exact same studio backlot we visited in Episode 3? If so, why does Virdon say he's so glad to see a city for the first time? This sort of sloppiness pervades the series throughout.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Ability to create, from scratch, working battery for futuristic projection system.
6. "Tomorrow's Tide"
Vital stats: Originally aired 18 Oct 1974; written by Robert W. Lenski, directed by Don McDougall
Online plot abstract: "When the astronauts are captured in a fishing village employing human slave labor, they must prove their worth as fishermen or be sacrificed to the gods of the sea." i.e., to sharks.
Plays like: Some yawner of a documentary about tribal fishing culture.
Strengths: The legendary Roscoe Lee Browne as the fishing-village chief. One of the series' best guest-star chimps by a long shot.
Weaknesses: The way the episode begins with a jaunty, "Baywatch"-style intro featuring our heroes jogging by the sea; the aggressively blow-dried fisherman slaves; the silly oversize fish emblem pinned to Browne's ape costume, making him look like a 40ish woman at the mall; hilariously fake shark fin and stock shark footage; far too many shirtless shots of Ron Harper, who obviously enjoys a good steak.
Double entendre(s): The astronauts and Galen angrily promising "to discuss this owner/slave" ruse they have going at a later date.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Ability to hold breath for extended period while swimming under burning lake; hand-crafting of working nets that revolutionize apes' fishing culture.
7. "The Surgeon"
Vital stats: Originally aired 25 Oct 1974; written by Barry Oringer, directed by Arnold Laven
Online plot abstract: "After Virdon is seriously injured in an escape from gorilla soldiers, Galen enlists the reluctant aid of a chimpanzee surgeon who was once his sweetheart."
Plays like: "ER" by way of "The Flintstones."
Strengths: The following absolutely priceless bit of dialogue: "She killed him with her evil blood!"
Weaknesses: Incredibly silly ape-hospital imagery, including "Swiss Family Robinson"-ish medical equipment and actors in ape masks with surgical masks pulled over their prosthetic noses and mouths (making them look like nothing so much as Chewbacca attempting a bank heist).
Double entendre(s): Galen talking about his old girlfriend Dr. Kira: "Things didn't work out, but we're still the best of friends.... I happen to be an expert in feminine psychology."
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Working knowledge of anatomy, blood transfusions; ability to infiltrate the private library of Central City's most powerful leader undetected.
8. "The Deception"
Vital stats: Originally aired 01 Nov 1974; written by Anthony Lawrence with Ken Spears and David Ruby; directed by Don McDougall
Online plot abstract: "While hunting a band of murderous ape dragoons [i.e., ape Klansmen devoted to killing humans and burning their houses down], Burke inadvertently wins the heart of a blind female chimpanzee, who is unaware that he is human."
Plays like: "Birth of a Nation" with a politically correct moral.
Strengths: Considerable. Given the writing credits and overall quality of this episode it's a quantum jump over every other episode save "The Tyrant" and maybe "The Liberator" I'd wager this was the script the producers used to sell the series to the network. This is what "Apes" TV should have been.
There's a hell of a lot going on here a broad racial allegory with the ape Klansmen, a compounding mistaken-identity tragedy with the blind ape girl Fauna (Jane Actman), a fabulously cheesy/brutal bit of hand-to-hand combat between Virdon and a gorilla, and a murder mystery. A scene where Fauna touches Galen's face thinking it's Pete's is terribly, terribly moving. Seriously. To its great credit (and against my will, given the series' overall production value), this episode actually made me start to care about Alan Virdon and Pete Burke a spout of goodwill that lasted for the remaining six episodes.
Weaknesses: Very few. The mystery itself is pretty easy to figure out, and there is the following bit of dialogue: "I never knew there was so much ham in an ape."
Double entendre(s): "Ham in an ape"?
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): None. This episode is really a fairly credible piece of writing.
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9. "The Horse Race"
Vital stats: Originally aired 08 Oct 1974; written by David P. Lewis and Booker Bradshaw; directed by Jack Starrett
Online plot abstract: "In exchange for a condemned human's freedom, Virdon agrees to ride a chimpanzee prefect's horse in a match race, only to learn his opponent is Urko. "
Plays like: A Kabuki version of The Black Stallion.
Strengths: Meegan King, who plays embattled young horse-racer Gregar, boasts an uncanny facial and vocal resemblance to John Amplas, star of George A. Romero's 1977 vampire cult classic Martin. Also, the climactic horse-race sequence is fairly complex and well-put-together.
Weaknesses: King does not share Amplas' acting ability. Also, somewhere around this episode, the astronauts don't even make much of an effort to hide anymore, and the human characters stop acting devolved and/or stupid, which sort of undermines the show's initial thematic point.
Double entendre(s): One of the astronauts says, "Galen's our friend," to which Gregar mysteriously replies, "I'd like him to be more." Also, Galen is asked why he so enjoys pretending he's the astronauts' "master."
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Championship-caliber horse-racing; "Horse Whisperer"-like ability to tame wild stallions.
10. "The Interrogation"
Vital stats: Originally aired 15 Nov 1974; written by Richard Collins; directed by Alf Kjellin
Online plot abstract: "Captured by simian pursuers, Burke faces two equally menacing possibilities. The gorilla Urko wants to kill him, and the orangutan ruler Zaius wants to use him in a brainwashing experiment."
Plays like: "Midnight Express: The G-Rated Stage Adaptation."
Strengths: Beverly Garland, who plays Wanda, the chimp who decides to mercilessly apply to Burke what she's learned from a human book on brainwashing. Also, the interrogation itself is actually pretty nasty, and backed by a soundtrack of discordant bells and drumbeats that makes it feel like something out of "The Prisoner."
Weaknesses: The following, absolutely retarded bit of dialogue as General Urko tries to grasp the concept of brainwashing: "How can you wash the brain if you don't take it out of the skull?!"
Double entendre(s): Galen dresses up as a woman to sneak back into Central City.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Ability to never grow beards despite obvious lack of basic toiletries.
11. "The Tyrant"
Vital stats: Originally aired 22 Nov 1974; written by Walter Black, directed by Ralph Senensky
Online plot abstract: "The fugitives are trying to foil the plans of a tyrannical ape, who is using bribery to gain total control over a district of human farmers."
Plays like: 'The Apefather."
Strengths: This is another pretty good episode not coincidentally because it puts a rare laser-focus on ape culture instead of the drab human mannequins populating the series. As the corrupt gorilla prefect Aboro, Percy Rodriguez is treacherous, angry, bombastic and bitter and delicious fun to watch, particularly during a Godfather-like scenery-chew with Galen, who's disguised as one of Zaius' corrupt henchmen. Also, we touch lightly on ape-on-ape racism: "Our kind fills these positions of prefect!" shouts Galen.
Weaknesses: The human farmer and his son whose plight kicks off the episode are completely discarded 15 minutes in. Actually, that's not such a bad thing.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Ability to sew convincing official collar for Galen; saint-like ability to put aside concerns over fugitive status long enough to save General Urko's life.
12. "The Cure"
Vital stats: Originally aired 29 Nov 1974; written by Edward J. Lasko, directed by Bernard McEveety
Online plot abstract: "When an outbreak of malaria sweeps through a village of humans, the astronauts must convince a suspicious chimpanzee doctor to accept their superior methods of fighting the disease."
Plays like: "Outbreak," only with humans in the Rhesus-monkey role.
Strengths: A scene in which our heroes have a rare fractious moment; McDowall is devastating as he scolds Virdon for revealing his true identity to a human villager he's fairly obviously been using for cheap, ships-pass-in-the-night sex.
Weaknesses: Dear Lord, the human villager Virdon's fairly obviously been using for cheap, ships-pass-in-the-night sex is played by Sondra Locke.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Complete knowledge of symptoms of, cause of and cure for malaria, including name of tree producing malaria-battling quinine (which, conveniently, grows just up the hill in northern California).
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13. "The Liberator"
Vital stats: No first-run airdate in the United States; written by Executive Story Consultant Howard Dimsdale, directed by Arnold Laven
Online plot abstract: "The astronauts get captured by a group of humans who turn over fellow humans to the gorillas as slaves."
Plays like: Amistad as filtered through the Ron Ely "Tarzan" TV series.
Strengths: This is one of the series' three fairly decent episodes, along with "The Deception" and "The Tyrant." As in "The Deception," this one tackles racial issues in the vein of classic "Apes," with a disadvantaged minority selling out its own kind for the sake of convenience. There's also a creepy scene where a runaway slave is bloodlessly "sacrificed" by a mask-wearing village elder launching a genuinely compelling mystery re: the secrets of a poisonous temple.
Weaknesses: As a carmel-skinned human villager, Jennifer Ashley manages the rare feat of being the worst guest actor in the entire "Apes" series (other than maybe Royal Dano in his fright wig).
Double entendre(s): Burke mentions the pleasures of native girls who are "round in all the right places." Galen, perplexed, replies, "Round natives?" The astronauts laugh off his complete ignorance about females with a hearty, "Oh, Galen, you're such a square!"
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Construction of makeshift gas masks using ground charcoal and wet cloth.
14. "Up Above the World So High"
Vital stats: Originally aired 06 Dec 1974; written by S. Bar-David and Arthur Browne, Jr., directed by "Classic Trek" and "Six Million Dollar Man" vet John Meredyth Lucas
Online plot abstract: "Galen's flight on a hang glider highlights this story about the fugitives' attempts to help a human who is determined to learn the secret of flying."
Plays like: The Wright Brothers re-enacting the ultralight-chase sequence from Howard the Duck.
Strengths: The lovely coastal scenery; Joanna Barnes as Carsia, an ape-on-ape racist who wants to use the flying machine to bomb Central City and seize power for the chimps.
Weaknesses: All scenes depicting flight, which are shot in1970s-TV fashion. You know that long-shot-of-a-stuntman, closeup-of-an-actor-shot-from-below-against-a-blue-sky technique? The one TV directors used for any scene where the lead characters were in a helicopter?) Also weak: a hideously unfunny denouement where Galen is seasick as our heroes sneak off in a raft. This lame moment is, I'm afraid, his last onscreen appearance in ape makeup. Pity.
Utterly preposterous expertise demonstrated by astronaut(s): Construction of aerodynamically sound hang-glider from rudimentary materials; precise grinding of crystal into perfectly smooth and fully functional magnifying glass.
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Also on Disc Four: A Planet of the Apes "Cross Trailer" promoting all five original films, plus the theatrical trailer for Tim Burton's 2001 version a movie I still enjoyed less than the TV series, by the way.
That is all. In fact, it's more than I personally ever wanted to know.
Alexandra DuPont
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Nov. 18, 2001, 11:53 p.m. CST
Dr. Zaius has a beer and cheets on his wife....
by TheGr81SLASH
I had completely forgotten that there was ever a TV show. I may rent these out and give it a try sometime. hmmm.
Nov. 19, 2001, 12:01 a.m. CST
Are we forgetting a better ape ....
by islander
When are we going to see a special deluxe realy cool King Kong (1933). That is the ultimate Ape show.
Nov. 19, 2001, 12:22 a.m. CST
by RogueScribner
The word is spelled C-H-E-A-T!!! The bad spelling must stop now!!!==================================BTW, I never even knew there was a TV show. I only saw the original PLANET OF THE APES and its "reimagining". The original was okay and though I am a huge fan of Tim Burton, I found the "reimagining" a bit lackluster, if not a little confusing. Cool ape makeup, though. L8r
Nov. 19, 2001, 12:37 a.m. CST
Islander, regarding the KING KONG DVD...
by Joey Stylez
...it is due to be released NEXT YEAR! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Warner Bros. will release this classic(quite possibly the greatest film ever made) during the Fall of next year. At least that's the sceduled date of release. It's reported to receive the same 2-disc treatment that CITIZEN KANE just got. Belive me, I was happy mofo when I read that news last month. Go to thedigitalbits.com and check it out for yourself. Better believe I'll be the first one in Miami to buy that DVD when it comes out.--------------"Have you ever heard of...KONG?"
Nov. 19, 2001, 1:07 a.m. CST
Alexandra...what about...
by Roj Blake
Jackie Earle Haley? I know he co-stars in one of these episodes. How can you not mention Kelly Leak from The Bad News Bears? Moocher from Breaking Away? And Big Dave from Losin' It?
Nov. 19, 2001, 1:14 a.m. CST
"Blah Blah Blah Has A Beer And Cheats On His Wife. . ."
by Cowblaster
Nov. 19, 2001, 1:15 a.m. CST
What Does That Even Mean?
by Cowblaster
I wanna know. What's so damn special about it? Shit, it's like "All Your Base" all over again. . .
Nov. 19, 2001, 2:12 a.m. CST
About this whole "cheets" thing
by Toby O Notoby
It's an inside joke about one of the worst reviews ever written on this site. (It was for Batman, Year One and turned out to be fake, btw.) The semi-literate who wrote it put the sentence "Gordon has a beer and cheets [sic] on his wife" in between every single paragraph of the review. Search it out if you can, it's quite amusing. They used to say that an infinite amount of monkeys banging away on an infinite amount of keyboards would eventually produce Shakespear. The Internet has since proven this wrong.
Nov. 19, 2001, 3:02 a.m. CST
smurf porn?
by wilko185
is that really what the gif in the corner shows Harry searching for? oh well...Miss duPont is one of the few writers on this site worth reading no matter the subject. Entertaining and well written as always (but "persay"? Really...)
Nov. 19, 2001, 4:38 a.m. CST
Why no review for the DVD of the new film? Which is frickin'
by darthflagg
I've spent all weekend exploring the 2 disc set of Burton's "reimagining" and there's still stuff I haven't watched yet. Even if you hated the movie, for some strange reason, the DVD is worth checking out. I'd like to see a review from Moriarty.
Nov. 19, 2001, 8:29 a.m. CST
Alexandra will surely go to heaven. . .
by RenoNevada2000
. . . As she has certainly served her time in hell. Sitting through the entire craptacular series over the space of a few days? Woman you are made of stern, strong stuff. I salute you.
Nov. 19, 2001, 9:15 a.m. CST
Does it contain an apology?
by Sofa King
I know it's a DVD of the series, but I think it would be nice if they included an apology for the movie- especially that stupid ending.
Nov. 19, 2001, 3:38 p.m. CST
Tim's effort was actually more like a remake of the TV serie
by Horus
...crossed with some of the shoddy feel of Battle for the POTA.Helena Boneham Carter's character , was more or less Galen , rather than Zira.Wahlburg , had all the blandness of Verden and Burke combined and Tim Roth's crazy chimp general , was just Urko {with a bit of Zaius thrown in}*get me the spaceman*.It also suffered from the same fatal flaw..having the humans speak.The moment the humans are upgraded from the level of dumb animals .to just slaves ..the whole scenario is softened.It goes from a hopeless, nightmarish world , where humans are hunted and used in scientific experiments , to some sort of Sparticus set up.Where a few choice words and a bit of understanding has apes and humans living in harmony.It just robs the whole set up of any power.I can remember a lot of the tv series and it was pretty poor stuff.The make- up was shite!It did have one really cool thing though...the image in the opening credits , of a gorilla holding his rifle up against a sunset...that was awesome.Other than that the series was weak with a capital *W*.Visually for some bizarre reason...it looks like Dukes of Hazzard..with the same bits of sand and groups of trees!Tims film was also a big dissapointment , he should steer well clear of , sci fi subject matter from now on. Could the opening scenes on the space station have been any more bland and anonymous??
Nov. 20, 2001, 1:39 p.m. CST
POTA on TV
by Bad Guy
I remember watching this on TV because I was and am a fan of the movies, but never thinking it was all that compared to the film series. A few episodes stand out in my mind, specifically the one where they're trapped in the subway. Overall, the series was pretty much, just a watered down version of the film series. Lower budget, cheesier makeup, etc. I might rent this out of nostalgia, but that's about it. And where are the extras? My advice? Go buy the excellent two-disc documentary, "Behind The POTA", hosted by late ape actor, Roddy Macdowell. Everything you would ever want to know about "Apes" is on there, including stuff about the TV show and animated series. Besides, the Burton version is out on a two-disc, special edition DVD today. I got mine, go get yours. Rule the planet, baby! Peace.
Nov. 20, 2001, 9:28 p.m. CST
bailey TV!
by jeff bailey
Another great review. And I agree that I wish all the reviews on here were as succinct, clever, well researched, and funny. 70's TV is hilarious ain't it? I'm just shocked none of these shows featured quicksand. Also, I don't care how much you guys think "CHEETS" is played out. It never fails to amuse me. I love how inside the joke is. How many people actually even know what it is! It's part of what makes us a community. Even people who hate it!
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A support network is so important for breast cancer survivors and sufferers, not to mention the people who love them. So it's a huge shame that the backlash from Susan G. Komen Foundation's disastrous (since-reversed) decision to stop funding Planned Parenthood seems to be affecting its (usually) extremely popular "Race for the Cure" events. Nationwide, participation has dropped significantly from last year: By 30 percent in both Central Indiana and Southern Arizona and 15 percent in Southwest Florida, to give a few examples.
I'm not surprised, and I don't blame people for dropping out. But this is tremendously sad for the women's health community. Never mind the fact that because of the economy, more people are without health insurance and desperately in need of free breast cancer services than ever.
Race for the Cure has been a unifying, healing event for families and friends. A tradition. Moms, dads, kids, grandparents ... everybody and anybody is welcome to run. What a huge loss it would be if these races slowed to a stop!
I'm sure a large number of former Komen supporters will transplant their funds and efforts to other major charities like the National Breast Cancer Foundation and the American Cancer Society, but will that make up for the serious amounts of money Race for the Cure is -- or was -- known for raising?
And what, if anything, will make up for the support and connection Race for the Cure represents to so many?
Are you planning to participate in Race for the Cure this year?
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Good, I am glad fewer people will have this chance. There is nothing unifying or healing about this race. It is a ridiculous display of wealth and power by a group that has done next to nothing for those who need it. I did not and would not have taken ONE THIN DIME from Komen, had they actually offered, instead of stepping up their requests for donations from me AFTER my dx two years ago.
Prancing around in pink t-shirts that say save the tatas (my surgery did nothing of the sort), or "these are fake, my real boobs tried to kill me" (mine didn't , one just had a few bad cells in it) is humiliating and stupid. People who have dealt with this issue need to be encouraged to get their old lives back (it's possible, I've done it), NOT to create this new pink, plastic junk filled identity encouraged by the Komen Kulture. We don't need people doing more races, they need to take that time and get their lives back...go on vacations, garden, have time with their families...NOT waste more time giving Komen more money it is just going to squander!


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TREASURE COAST -- Members of the Treasure Coast Youth Symphony are orchestrating a food drive as part of Orchestras Feeding America, a national initiative where America's symphony orchestras help collect food for their local communities.
TCYS musicians are asking concertgoers to bring non-perishable food donations to TCYS concerts on Nov. 4 at the Waxlax Center in Vero Beach, Nov. 11 at the Lyric Theatre in Stuart, and Nov. 12 at the Eissey Campus Theatre in Palm Beach Gardens.
Food collected at each concert venue will be donated to local food banks.
"This is a great way to help combat hunger in our local community," said Shannon Murphy, a sophomore at South Fork High School and TCYS clarinetist. "Our fall musical program, Fantasies and Fairy Tales, will be uplifting for our audience, while our food drive hopes to lift the spirits of those most in need in our community."
According to the Treasure Coast Food Bank, more than 100,000 people along the Treasure Coast face hunger each and every week. With budget cuts to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, also known as food stamps, scheduled to begin Nov. 1, the need in the community will increase.
South Fork High School sophomore Vicki Li, a TCYS flutist, who joins Murphy in spearheading the project, says that "despite the wealth in our community, there are many residents at or below the poverty level who struggle daily to keep up with the basics."
To support the musicians' food drive, donations can be dropped in collection bins at any of the Treasure Coast Youth Symphony performances of Fantasies and Fairy Tales. All concerts begin at 7 p.m. Concert tickets can be purchased at each venue, although anyone may contribute to the food drive.
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The 75th Anniversary of The Swanee Quintet
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The Bell Auditorium Augusta, Ga. 30901
Starring Shirley Caesar, Lee Williams & The Spiritual QC's, The Canton Spirituals, Doc McKenzie & The Gospel Hi-Lites, The Sensational Nightingales, Tommy Ellison's Five Singing Stars, The Gospel Legends, Claude "Deuce" Harris and Trey McLaughlin & The Sounds od Zamar.
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Orleans Six Band
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Friday, December 5th | 7:30pm
The Etherredge Center for Fine and Performing Arts / 471 University Parkway / Aiken, SC 29801
The Orleans Six is regarded by fans and musicians alike as one of the hardest swinging bands in New Orleans, accompanied by two of the best traditional jazz and swing dancers from New Orleans. Ben Polcer (trumpet/vocals) and Bruce Brackman (clarinet) had been playing across the street from each other in traditional jazz bands in New Orleans for years. Wanting to collaborate for some time, they found a night of the week where they could finally play music together. Their mission was simple, to round up the best traditional jazz players in New Orleans and play jazz the way it was meant to be played, with tons of fire and to get people dancing.
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Westobou Festival Presents Amos Lee
Date(s): 10/3/2014
Friday, October 3rd | 5pm
Old ARC, 540 Telfair Street, Augusta, GA 30901
Amos Lee will be headlining along with Allen Stone, Patrick Davis & The Ramblin' Fevers.
Since releasing his debut album 10 years ago, Amos Lee has continued to garner critical acclaim while putting on live shows that keep fans coming back for more. He has toured with legendary artists like Bob Dylan and Paul Simon, and collaborated with Norah Jones and Lucinda Williams.
Allen Stone, is a Washington state native and a self-proclaimed "hippie with soul." Stone has been most often described as an R&B and soul artist.
Singer-songwriter, Patrick Davis, has built a following in Augusta over the years. Davis' near constant writing, playing and recording schedule has garnered hit songs, ever growing crowds and musical collaborations with industry heavyweights such as Jimmy Buffett, Lady Antebellum, Pat Green, Darius Rucker, and Jewel, among others.
The Ramblin' Fevers is a southern folk band from Augusta, Georgia. The band is comprised of three Augusta natives who share a love for simple melodies, complex harmonies, and honest lyrics.
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Aliens Vs. Vampires! 'I Am Number Four' Director Thinks The Bloodsuckers Are 'Wearing Out'
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"I Am Number Four" director D.J. Caruso thinks the sun is setting on Hollywood's love affair with vampires.
"Aliens have always been around," the "Disturbia" director told MTV News. "Vampires: They're wearing out."
Timothy Olyphant, who plays Alex Pettyfer's mentor in the teen alien movie, agreed with his director.
"I didn't notice aliens kind of going in and out of fashion," the actor explained. "Where vampires kind of come and go, aliens, in general, it's a broader palette, so they've been around."
Does the "I Am Number Four" team actually believe aliens exist?
"There's got to be something out there — one way or another," Alex told MTV News.
His director agreed, adding, "I think there's something else out there. I can't imagine that God's just allowing this one planet to function; I think he's got a bunch of experiments floating around."
"I Am Number Four" is in theaters now.
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When the Maryland Firearm Safety Act goes into effect tomorrow, it will close a gaping hole in our gun violence prevention efforts by requiring firearm purchasers to provide their fingerprints to law enforcement. In the five other states where this policy is already in place, rates of gun-related deaths are among the nation's lowest.
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