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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)


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Born to Be a Blogger: The Brunei Times Feature
First of all I am truly humbled by this. When the writer, Izam contacted me about it, I was pleasantly surprised and didn't quite believe it. Thank you Izam for making me sound good and The Brunei Times for letting me to tell my story.
Personally, I don't think I'm much of a blogger anymore. It's micro-blogging for me now and heavily into social networking. Together with my SocMed gang - @ranoadidas, @anakbrunei, @emmagoodegg @pablo_bakes & @maurina - we try to promote positive ways in using the social network platforms for awareness on current social issues locally or internationally.
We organized the first Brunei social media conference, Brunei Online with the help of Asia Inc Forum. Hopefully, next year we can do a much bigger one, with more participants and well known experts in social media. So, stay tuned!
I must say I'm lucky that part of my job now involves social networking too. It's not an easy job but definitely an interesting if not a stressful one at times. I love the interaction and I'm constantly learning the trend and behavior of our local social media scene.
In closing, I would like to thank those who've been visiting all my blogs all this while. I'm truly flattered by your support. I do hope I can keep y'all entertained and informed in many more ways than one in the future to come :)
Link of the article online here.

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IARU Global Summer Programme
The IARU Global Summer Programme (GSP) offers a learning experience for students at one of 10 leading research universities. It provides intensive, residential summer courses to students from IARU member universities. GSP courses are typically aimed at undergraduates, although some courses make it clear that they welcome graduate students as well.
Details on how to apply will be advertised in the Study Abroad section of the Student Gateway when available: IARU Global Summer Programme
IARU Global Cross-Disciplinary TournamentThe Global Cross-Disciplinary Tournament (GXT) is "a student driven initiative to foster cross disciplinary inquiry among students. The GXT is a competition where small cross-disciplinary teams of undergraduates are paired across universities." Details on how to apply will be advertised here and on the Student Gateway when available. More information can be found here: IARU Global Tournament
LERU BRIGHT Students' Conference The BRIGHT Students' Conference is the annual gathering of students from member universities of the League of European Research Universities (LERU). The conference aims to provide an environment in which excellent students, as field specialists and stakeholders of the Europe of tomorrow, can focus on themes crucial to their education and cultural development.
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October 7th, 2011
That's Hong Kong U, you see in the picture, at least the part where old meets new, or the colony of Great Britain meets the new China. I visited the campus and the thriving city it is nestled in for the first time a few weeks ago. I was fortunate enough to be part of a Strategic Leaders Global Summit, a gathering of about 35 deans and senior admin types from a dozen countries. Four deans from Canada were invited, and so how could I possibly not attend? The event was organized by the Washington-based Council of Graduate Schools (CGS) and Hong Kong U. This was the 5th Summit, and my first participating in it. Every year another university somewhere in the world co-hosts the event with CGS. It started out as a modest proposal and has now turned into a high-level gathering, a benchmark of global cooperation and a model of best collaborative practice.
Yes, the trip was fantastic and I am still dreaming about the spectacularly yummy food, but it was definitely a working session. We all had to submit papers well in advance of the Summit, and these were in turn circulated so that we could all discuss and question each other about the topic at hand.
What do 12 nations have in common? We all turned our attention to "Career Outcomes for Graduate Students: Tracking and Building Pathways," the Summit theme. Consider who was represented: Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, Egypt, France, Germany, Hungary, India, South Africa, South Korea, United States. It is always interesting to acknowledge some of the glaring differences between us—from chopsticks to forks, from developed to developing economies, from communism to capitalism–but it is way more reassuring to note the greater amount of similarities. With the possible exception of France, none of us is even remotely good at tracking career outcomes for our graduate students. Exit surveys really don't cut it, since what we all require is a longitudinal study some five-ten years following the completion of graduate programs. What are our students doing by then? How many jobs will they have had in the decade following graduation?
The academic market seems no better or looser in any of the countries mentioned above. Almost every higher ed institution on the planet is dealing with the retirement situation—that is, too many faculty hanging around past their shelf dates, taking up space, salaries, and all necessary resources, thereby inhibiting new hires. PhDs are currently entering the academy at about the rate of 30-35%. We need to know where the other 65-70% are working, what they are making, if they are happy, and how they are contributing to society at large. So much of what we do know is anecdotal. How do we get departments and programs to track more rigorously? I will be asking this question of our own units here very shortly at our annual graduate officer information session.
Tracking is a key challenge.
One of the commonly shared observations at the Summit was the need to change the mindset of current faculty, especially supervisors who simply must stop labeling their own students as losers if they do not get academic jobs. Further, we all agreed that we really need to build professional pathway conversations directly into our programs, and not assume that students will somehow pick up the necessary information along the way to getting their degrees. We exchanged some creative ways of doing this, by providing workshops, bringing in successful workplace PhDs, and so on.
By the end of the Summit we had drafted a set of principles with the aim of cementing our consensus and ultimately circulating the message far and wide to senior administrators and graduate programs everywhere. These are currently being formatted and I will make sure to post them once they harden into final form.
Naturally, I returned from the Summit a bit jet lagged, but also well stimulated by the rapidly developed camaraderie, the opportunity to meet so many smart and charming leaders of graduate programs, and the chance to do a little exploring of the gorgeously bustling city of Hong Kong itself. Anyone who has been there knows immediately what I liked about it. Urban planning is obviously at the top of the game. Hong Kong is and is not like the rest of the China, not yet, anyway. Some nine plus million people inhabit a set of islands comprising the city, and one navigates back and forth between them by every conceivable method of transportation. The subway, the bridges, boats, buses, and streetcars are clean, efficient, and amazingly cheap. The famously wide open Victoria Harbour is ringed with magnificently designed hi rises, almost all of which display a pyrotechnical LED display every evening. The ferry that shuttles you from one island to the other usually stops at 8pm nightly mid way in the South China Sea to allow travelers to gawk at the emerging lightshow as the sun goes down. I don't think I have ever witnessed such a ritual celebration of urban life as this.
Of course, for a Canadian it doesn't hurt to walk through the incredibly hot and heavy air of a Hong Kong evening in October, the skies thick with moisture. That's why they call the climate tropical. I suppose it would make you a bit claustrophobic after a while, but for a visitor the soft winds felt like silk and the thick air was delicious to amble through.
I'll be back.
Dr. Noreen Golfman is Professor of English and Dean of Graduate Studies. Her post secondary education included study at McGill, University of Alberta, and University of Western Ontario. She has been teaching and writing in the areas of Canadian literature and film studies for most of her career. She is the president of the Canadian Federation of Humanities and Social Sciences, founding director of the annual St. John's International Women's Film Festival, and director of the MUN Cinema Series. Dr. Golfman's blog 'Postcards From the Edge' will be updated every Thursday.


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BARACK Obama will attend climate-change talks in Copenhagen next month with no domestic US laws in place to back his position, after Senate leaders confirmed yesterday that debate on legislation would be delayed until next year.
The decision to put off debate on a climate-change bill that has already passed the US House of Representatives reflects a lack of time after congress has been sidetracked for weeks on far-reaching health reforms.
But the delay until March - a blow to the US President's domestic agenda - is also an indication of the lack of support among US politicians for pushing hard to curb carbon emissions at a time of economic uncertainty and high unemployment.
The US postponement is likely to be used by the federal opposition in Australia to argue against the Rudd government going it alone with a climate-change bill when US intentions remain unclear.
Senator Harry Reid, the Democrat majority leader, confirmed yesterday that the Senate would not debate a climate-change bill until March next year.
"We are going to try to do that sometime in the spring," he said.
The added difficulty for pushing the bill into next year is that the debate will run closer to mid-term congressional elections, when it will be more difficult to win support from senators facing voters whose jobs in carbon-emitting industries could be lost.
Legislation to be debated in the US Senate calls for a 20 per cent reduction in greenhouse gases by 2020. The house bill, which passed in late June and is expected to be revised in the Senate, sought a 17 per cent cut in 2005 carbon-emission levels by 2020.
Under a cap-and-trade proposal, many polluting industries could buy permits, but most initial permits would be free.
The US Senate's position comes just a day after Mr Obama had revived hopes of reaching a binding agreement in Copenhagen next month in a deal with China to aim for a new accord on climate change with immediate operational effect.
Following talks with Chinese President Hu Jintao, Mr Obama hopes that an agreement in Copenhagen can "rally the world around a solution to our climate challenge".
The prospect of climate-change legislation passing in the US Senate has been dimming for months after congress focused on another key part of Mr Obama's domestic political agenda: a healthcare bill to cut soaring costs and provide cover to millions of uninsured Americans.
A White House spokesman told The Wall Street Journal that Mr Obama was working with congress to have climate-change legislation passed as quickly as possible.
"This is an economic opportunity for the nation that will create millions of clean-energy jobs while reducing our dangerous dependence on foreign oil," he said.
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"Caution is in order for those going out onto the ice, especially on the large lakes," said Fish and Game Lt. James Goss. "Don't let the cold temperatures fool you - some areas that have traditionally been safe for ice anglers and other outdoor recreationists are not safe this year. We are urging people to check the ice thickness for yourself before you go out onto any frozen waterbody."
Because of the unpredictable ice conditions, it is not advisable to drive vehicles onto the ice, Goss said.
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WASHINGTON — The Justice Department says it has reached an agreement to allow the merger of US Airways and American Airlines.
The settlement reached Tuesday would require approval by a federal judge in Washington. It would require American and US Airways to give up takeoff and landing rights or slots at Reagan National and New York's LaGuardia Airport and gates at airports in Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami, and two gates at Dallas Love Field to low-cost carriers to offset the impact of the merger.
After operations are scaled back, the combined company expects to operate 44 fewer daily departures at Washington Reagan National Airport and 12 fewer daily departures at New York LaGuardia Airport than the approximately 290 daily DCA departures and 175 daily LGA departures that American and US Airways operate currently, according to an American Airlines press release.
In August, the government sued to block the merger, saying it would restrict competition and drive up prices for consumers on hundreds of routes around the country.
Attorney General Eric Holder said the agreement would ensure more competition on nonstop and connecting routes throughout the country. The department called the slot and gate divestitures at key airports "groundbreaking."
"This is an important day for our customers, our people and our financial stakeholders," said Tom Horton, chairman, president and CEO of AMR, and incoming chairman of the board of the combined company in a statement. "This agreement allows us to take the final steps in creating the new American Airlines. With a renewed spirit, we are about to create the world's leading airline that will offer, along with our oneworld partners, a comprehensive global network and service by the best people in the business."
The Association of Professional Flight Attendants applauded the deal, saying it was the "culmination of well over a year of hard work."
"This is fantastic news not only for all the employees of the new American, but for consumers and the industry," said APFA President Laura Glading. "I want to thank our flight attendants for stepping up and making the case for this merger. Clearly, our voices were heard at the Justice Department. There is strength in unity."
"[W]e are thankful to our employees, who throughout this process continued to believe in a better future as one airline and who voiced their support passionately and consistently," said incoming CEO of the combined airline Doug Parker.
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If I had a dollar for every jagoff on 224 who drives a huge, 15 MPG SUV by himself, well then I could buy the LA Dodgers.
The gas prices aren't that high . Crack dealers in Youngstown are still justa cruzin with those big cars sporting fancy wheels . This may be the time for the rest of us to go Amish and get a buggy . . .. Plenty of vacant lots abound to pasture the horses . . ..
What does Al Gore drive?
Global warming continues to be the hottest (excuse me) topic in letters to the editor at the Idaho Statesman. Richard Renstrom of Caldwell wrote this one published in today's paper:
I live in a 1,500-square-foot home. Al Gore lives in a 10,000-square-foot home. My electric bill is $26 per month. Al Gore's bill is $1,200. My electricity comes from non-carbon hydro power. Gore's comes from a coal-fired power plant. I drive a 40 mpg Toyota Camry. Gore drives a 10 mpg Ford Expedition.
I do not own a swimming pool. Al Gore spends $500 a month on natural gas to heat his swimming pool.
I haven't been on an airplane in 40 years. Gore regularly flies on a plane that consumes 10,000 gallons of fossil fuel to get him from coast to coast. I walk 1,500 miles each year. From the looks of Gore's waistline, he doesn't walk at all.
Sorry to say but more American drilling will not bring the prices down. As long as oil and gas are on the stock market, traders will manipulate prices to their benefit. Government needs to place caps on the people who trade. Why are traders who have no ties to oil processing allowed to buy and sell oil on the electronic market?
The only countries on this planet with stable oil and gas prices have nationalized their oil and gas industries.


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This test measures the amount of human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) in your urine.
When you get pregnant, your body makes HCG. In a healthy pregnancy, the amount of HCG in the blood increases a lot over a short time, usually doubling every two days. HCG can be found in your urine two to three days after it can be measured in your blood. This is often about the same time that you notice a missed period.
Except for very early in a pregnancy, this test can show if you are pregnant within days of a missed period.
You may have this test to find out whether you are pregnant. This test is much like home pregnancy tests, which also measure the amount of HCG in your urine.
You may need this test to help plan your pregnancy care or as part of an exam to figure out the cause of symptoms you've been having.
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HCG blood tests
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Results are given in milli-international units per milliliter (mIU/mL). A positive result is usually more than 20 mIU/mL of HCG, meaning that you are pregnant.
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This recipe was great, and I usually don't like grits. I used some hot breakfast sausage and Swiss cheese I had on hand. It was very flavorful and the poached egg was a nice touch. I'm terrible at poaching eggs, but piling all of the broken egg chunks on top was still delicious!
Pigs in a Poke
Photo: Johnny Autry; Styling: Cindy Barr
For a side salad, combine 6 cups torn escarole, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice, 1 slice crumbled bacon, and 1 ounce shaved Parmigiano-Reggiano.
Yield: Serves 4
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Amount per serving
- Calories: 365
- Fat: 13.9g
- Saturated fat: 6.8g
- Monounsaturated fat: 4.1g
- Polyunsaturated fat: 1g
- Protein: 19.2g
- Carbohydrate: 37.5g
- Fiber: 2.1g
- Cholesterol: 216mg
- Iron: 2.6mg
- Sodium: 595mg
- Calcium: 317mg
- 1 1/2 teaspoons butter
- 1 ounce andouille sausage, diced
- 3 cups 2% reduced-fat milk
- 1/2 teaspoon salt, divided
- 1 cup uncooked stone-ground grits
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, divided
- 1.5 ounces Gouda cheese, shredded (about 1/3 cup)
- 8 cups water
- 2 tablespoons white vinegar
- 4 large eggs
- 2 teaspoons chopped fresh parsley
- 1. Melt butter in a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Add sausage; sauté 3 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in 3 cups milk and 1/4 teaspoon salt; bring to a boil. Add grits; reduce heat, and simmer for 20 minutes or until tender, stirring frequently. Remove from heat; stir in 1/4 teaspoon pepper and cheese.
- 2. Bring 8 cups water and vinegar to a simmer in a large saucepan. Crack each egg into a small bowl. Gently slide eggs into water; cook 3 minutes or until whites are just set. Remove eggs from water with a slotted spoon.
- 3. Divide grits evenly among 4 bowls. Top each serving with 1 poached egg; sprinkle eggs evenly with remaining 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon pepper, and parsley.
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The Fort Worth Brahmas beat the Allen Americans 6-1, but who cares.
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Eminem Storms Out of MTV Movie Awards
People.com: Eminem returned to the spotlight Sunday, spitting the lyrics of his name-dropping singles "We Made You" and "Crack A Bottle" from his hit album Relapse at the MTV Movie Awards. But not long after his performance, he stormed away from his seat in the auditorium when Sacha Baron Cohen, dressed as his flamboyant character Brüno in angel wings and a barely-visible thong, descended on wires and landed face down in the rapper's lap.
Bodyguards pounced and Eminem's entourage made its exit in what was the most outrageous moment of a night of filled with irreverence. Other examples: host Andy Samberg spoofing box office hits like Slumdog Millionaire (which was nominated six times but came up empty handed) and Star Trek, Amy Poehler accepting the Golden Popcorn trophy for the best "WTF moment" and Forest Whitaker singing an operatic rendition of Samberg's Emmy Award winning song "D- in a Box."
But the night belonged to the film sensation Twilight, which picked up five awards, including the top prize for best movie.
After Shia LaBeouf handed out the best fight award to its stars Robert Pattinson and Cam Gigandet for their tussle in the vampire movie, Pattinson also picked up the award for the best breakthrough performance by a male. Later, he and costar Kristen Stewart teased the crowd by nearly reenacting the kiss between their characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan while accepting the award for best buss.
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Other winners included High School Musical 3: Senior Year's Ashley Tisdale, who won in the female breakthrough performance category while her costar Zac Efron won for best male performance. Jim Carey won for best comedic performance for his role in Yes Man and Heath Ledger was posthumously honored for his legendary performance in The Dark Knight.
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Efron, Kiefer Sutherland and Triumph the Insult Dog presented former MTV Movie Awards host Ben Stiller with the MTV Generation Award, honoring the actor for a career of "selling out box offices without selling out."
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So Eminem can make fun of who ever he wants in his songs, but the minute he gets Bruno's b@lls in face he can't take it. What a loser.
How does a job seeker stand out from a crowd of millions in the current competitive market? Charismatic author and economy survivor William Uter has self-published an appropriate solution: The Career Value Book.
What makes this book different? The Career Value Book provides unique instructions of how to develop visual portfolios to help job seekers stand out and get offers. The job market is very competitive because of the high demand and low supply of employment opportunities. Applicants must try something new to avoid being overlooked. Uter explains this effective approach in The Career Value Book that shares his insight and experiences to assist other job seekers to:
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What happened to Eminem was way different then words of a song. If I went and shoved my package in someones face, I would be arrested an charged with sexual harassment. Probably register as a sexual offender. I was disgusted with what I saw. Not a fan of of Eminem but he needs to file a police report.
yea tht was pretty gross. I can't tell if it was planned or not, but Eminem looked pissed! I would be too…that Sacha guy needs to tone it down.
If you can take it, then don't dish it. Quit being a bit** Eminem.
There was no surprise on Eminem's part. It was all planned. From the b@lls to the storming out.
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If you are a professional photographer or serious amateur looking to reproduce your work at large sizes and with extremely high quality, the Epson Stylus Pro 3800 Standard Model is a great printer.
Lightroom, Aperture cautions with Leopard
Both Adobe and Apple note some issues with their image management programs and Leopard, particularly with Time Machine.
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A List Apart survey looks at Web designers
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Gonna quote something from Wowhead here that was much more conclusive than my research was.
"Regeneration has become more useful in Cataclysm.
Currently, it appears that Health Regeneration has been standardized to one percent of maximum HP every two seconds, regardless of your Spirit, when out of combat and zilch when in combat. Trolls, however, regenerate 1.1% of their HP every two seconds out of combat and 0.11% of their maximum HP every two seconds in combat.
Ultimately, a Troll regenerates 0.055% of their HP every second in combat. This may not sound tremendous at first glance, but over the course of a five minute fight it means a Troll has the potential to regenerate 16.5% of their total HP (modified downward by how much time they spend at maximum HP). Given a source of steady, constant damage, it wouldn't be unfair to claim regeneration could easily increase your total HP by 15% over five minutes. If a fight lasts six minutes, that number rises to nearly 20%.
A huge mark in favor of Troll Tanks."


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The Aquaport, which is open from May 29 through September 7, contains all the classic elements of a day of summery family fun. Keep wee ones safe and happy in an 8,000-square-foot family-fun pool full of bubblers, sprinklers, and fountains; relax on a 750-foot-long lazy river for hazy flotation that would put Samuel Clemens to shame; and delight fun-deprived ossicles on six colorful slides of varying length and intensity. Thrill-seeking teenagers and tall children enjoy the extreme bowl, a striped tube that sends riders straight down an enclosed slide and into a funnel-shaped bowl that swirls the intrepid traveler around like a lima bean in a kitchen-sink strainer before depositing him or her into a pool below. More-traditional fun-seekers relish rapids slides on inner tubes and the 50-foot-long racer slides.
The instructors at YogaSource strive to make yoga accessible to everyone, regardless of age or ability. To meet that goal, they offer eleven types of classes split between two studios, which are kept at different temperatures to accommodate those who prefer to stay calm and cool during practice, as well as those who like to sweat as they stretch. Yoga basics and intro to Hatha classes lead newcomers from pose to pose to build a foundation for future practice, and may incorporate props such as straps, blocks, and donuts that dangle just out of reach. Advanced options include power Vinyasa, where students flow through rigorous poses in 90-degree temperatures believed to help increase flexibility and promote detoxification, as well as the open-level class—known as The Practice—in which instructors and students attempt handstands and other challenging feats.
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Start The Music, Light The Lights: Disney's New Muppets Show Debuts Today!
My inner Statler and Waldorf are pleased.
Thank God it's
Flailday Friday, and not just because the weekend is nigh! Today marks the debut of the new Disney Drive-On With the Muppets original series, which will release two new episodes every Friday from now until "a limited time." You can check out the show's musical trailer above, as well as a clip from the first episode below.


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Councilwoman Madonna Flood will dedicate new playground equipment at Blue Lick Elementary School during a ceremony at 10 a.m. Tuesday at the school, 9801 Blue Lick Road.
Councilwoman Flood, D-24, appropriated $4,900 from her district's Neighborhood Development Fund for mulch and installation of the equipment.
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"Envenom Mettle" - Eluvium
I'm not sure how much more excited this man (or blog) can get for Eluvium's Nightmare double album. Just typing those words unleashes even more dopamine in my brian (I think that makes sense, but it's been a while since my last psychology class). Already we have another new track from the album, which was premiered by Stereogum but discovered by me via Eluvium's tweet.
Closing Nightmare's first disc with some noisy help from Explosion in the Sky's Mark T. Smith, "Envenom Mettle" provides a fairly different flavor (with similar tone) than "Don't Get Any Closer." A piece with rather stark shifts from movement to movement, it's easy to imagine the alternating pounding march, ambient drone, skyscraping end-of-movie crest, and soft outro absolutely, perfectly crushing listeners at the end of that first disc. "And we're supposed to survive another disc of this?" we'll ask.
We'll have to wait until May 14th to see if it plays out with the resonance and emotional depth I suspect, when the album will come out via Temporary Residence Ltd.
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