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Dangers of a Skinned Knee
A Momologue by Julie: I never realized until now just how serious a skinned knee could be.
"Last week, my 4-year-old daughter was crossing a street with a friend of mine when she slipped and skinned her knee. Of course, she began crying hysterically, and it was bleeding profusely, but I wasn't worried. After all, as the mother of two, I have survived what feels like hundreds of skinned knees and scraped elbows...so I just washed it off with a wet paper towel and slapped on a few Band-Aids, then sent her back on her way. Because I was at a friend's house, I skipped the peroxide, figuring it wouldn't do any damage. Boy, was I wrong.
A few days later, my daughter began complaining that her leg hurt. A lot. I told her it was probably just her skinned knee, and that it would feel better soon. But she kept complaining...and, that night, when I was putting on her pajamas, I noticed a nasty rash had developed around the skinned knee and was running up her leg. She had hundreds of red, pus-filled sores all over.
Like any Mom would, I freaked out. I ran straight to the computer and Googled "skinned knee rash" and was soon reading about MRSA, impetigo, and other scary-sounding infections. I called the on-call pediatrician and was told to bring my daughter in first thing in the morning. When my pediatrician saw her, she instantly diagnosed a skin infection, and prescribed 10 days of a strong antibiotic.
Thankfully, it looks like the infection is under control, but this got me wondering what I should do about skinned knees in the future. Obviously, my wet-paper-towel-and-Band-Aid remedy wasn't working; in fact, it had nearly sent my daughter to the emergency room! (The guilt I still feel over this is unbearable.) I called friend of Mom•Logic pediatrician Dr. Gwenn for advice, and she gave me the following three strategies for treating a skinned knee."
Boo-Boo Remedies by Dr. Gwenn:
1. Clean the knee well. "Soap and water with peroxide work best. Cleaners that come in squirt bottles are especially good for these purposes and help flush out wounds. The problem with skinned knees is the area often gets very dirty and can be hard to clean. And some areas can be skinned deeper than they appear. If you are not getting in all the folds well and cleaning all the dirt and gunk out, a deeper infection can set in. If a parent is at all uncomfortable cleaning a skinned knee, call the pediatrician. We do this all the time in our office—skinned knees can be tricky to clean and we're always happy to do it for you."
2. Flush it out. "Irrigation is the key to success, in my mind, for skinned knees. You want to really flush out all the dirt. Use lots of water. If, while cleaning, you notice a cut that needs suturing, seek care right away."
3. Be on the lookout for signs of infection. Pain in the knee, redness around the area, pus, fever, swelling, tenderness, and streaking from the wound up the leg are common signs that the knee is infected. If you notice any of these, seek medical attention immediately. An untreated infection in the knee is not good. The infection can spread systemically to any other place in the body, but locally it can cause an infection in the knee which is called a "septic joint" and is a medical emergency. Another big complication of an untreated infection is a bone infection called osteomylelitis—another emergency. Septic joints need to be drained in the operating room, and those kids end up on IV antibiotics for a while. For bone infections, you're looking at weeks of IV antibiotics—initially in the hospital, then at home. So, the bottom line is that this is a situation where a simple skin infection can become something very, very serious."
Julie concludes: "Thankfully, I caught my daughter's infection before it progressed this far, but I guarantee I will take better precautions in the future to make sure this never, ever happens again. I may not be able to prevent skinned knees, but I'll do my darndest to prevent another infection. And that's a promise."
Thank you so much for this, we are dealing with the same thing today!
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Peroxide can be the worst thing for any type of injury. It does have that satisfying bubbling action to make you think it's doing all kinds of good, but in actuality, peroxide kills the newly forming skin cells and causes things to heal a lot slower. It's best to stick with warm water and fragrance free, color free antibacterial soap (clear softsoap and gold dial are excellent). Keep it clean and dry and change the bandage as often as you need to. Once a good scab has formed that isn't cracking or bleeding when the knee/elbow is flexed, you don't really need a bandaid anymore.
Bactine spray works wonders. It cleans it…AND numbs it a little.
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The NBA season begins at home for both the Pistons and the Bulls this evening. Detroit welcomes Houston to the Palace of Auburn Hills, while Chicago entertains Sacramento at the United Center.
Football action on 1450 WHTC begins tomorrow night at 8 PM with the NFL contest between Kansas City and the Chargers in San Diego. It continues on Friday evening with the West Ottawa at Rockford state high school tournament game at 6:40 PM, with coverage also on WHTC.com. On Sunday, hear a NFL doubleheader, starting at 12 Noon with the Lions at Jacksonville, followed at 7:30 PM with Dallas at Atlanta. On 92.7 The Van and 927TheVan.com, there will be a pair of prep football playoff contests, with the Hamilton at Stevensville Lakeshore game on Friday night at 6:40 PM, and the Zeeland West at Grand Rapids Christian match up on Saturday afternoon at 2:10 PM.

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It has been a wonderful (if cold) few days with my colleagues as we looked at the different ways the Rheinland complex works with their community.
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Big thanks to my team members: Marti Powers, Randy Provencal and Katrin Satizabal. Thanks also to our outstanding hosts: Agnes Kujawa, Katja Conrad and Constantin von Hoensbroech, all of whom were wonderful. Both the company and that community is lucky to have each of them. Here's hoping we can return the favor and host them at Martinez! Until then, remember that it's all about social performance, and exhibiting behaviors as a business that make us a valued member of the communities we serve.
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1/31 7pm FREE! Anne Shefski "Body as Translation": Final Friday at the Garden.
Body As Translation, an evening of dance choreographed by Anne Shefski. In this small collection of work,dancers explore and translate poetry into movement, aiming to provide further illumination to beautiful words. Here's the facebook event!
Darrin Bradbury – Open Mic Headliner
Thursday 2/6: Free Show!8pm Showtime
Darrin Bradbury, along with his partner in crime, Cameron Carrus will be headlining our Thursday Open Mic! This quote is (almost) all you need to know: "It's quite possible that no living artist better illustrates man's affection for self-deprication better than Darrin Bradbury"
- Chris Rotolo (Speakimge.com) http://www.darrinbradbury.com/
Logan Vath Concert
Friday 2/7: $5 Doors at 7
Richmond based songwriter Logan Vath is coming to play. His thoughtful lyrics and soulful delivery are going to make for a fantastic night! Local support TBA. https://www.facebook.com/loganvath
Luray and Winterpills Concert
Saturday 2/8:$7. Doors at 7
Keep it in the family. Luray is the indie-banjo creation of Shannon Carey. With production help from brother Sean Carey (of S. Carey and Bon Iver), Luray's unique sound creates strange and lovely bedfellows of different genres. Banjos, vibes, pedal steel, and ambient vocals make up this bluegrass-trained songwriter's new and vibrant approach to making music. The end result is somewhere between Iron & Wine and Emmylou Harris. Luray has been featured on NPR's All Songs Considered, Daytrotter, WXPN, and Mountain Stage and has been reviewed by the Washington Post, CMT Edge, Acoustic Guitar Magazine, and Utne Reader.
Stream three songs here: http://luraymusic.com/
Starting with their self-titled debut in 2005, Winterpills have built a vibrant career with their exquisite chamber-pop songs that The Washington Post called "densely packed but hugely evocative, tiny bombs of feeling and meaning… fiendishly melodic.", attracting fans from their native New England to the Netherlands and beyond. One of the most exciting bands to emerge from Northampton, Massachusetts in recent years, they play haunting, delicate, dynamic, room-hushingly beautiful music with shimmering melodies and aching lyrics. Fronted by singers Philip Price and Flora Reed, they harmonize closely, often and gorgeously. Winterpills have released 5 albums and are putting the finishes touches their 6th, Echolalia, a full-length covers-only album due out in early 2014. Their previous one, 2012′s All My Lovely Goners stretched well beyond the band's previous boundaries, while still embracing the hushed vocal harmonies and graceful chamber-pop sound the group has made its trademark. The album made MOJO's Top Ten Americana Albums of 2012, and Rolling Stone Magazine asked, "I don't know why Winterpills aren't one of the most cherished pop bands in the world: Their songs are mournful, slow-exploding and lyrically dazzling."


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Country music is what Nashville is famous for, but it's really gone super mainstream with a lot of big-name acts. But we really chose Nashville because everyone there has such a great attitude. It's small, but music is everywhere, in every fiber. For people who live there, music is not just their job, it's their passion.
What's the plan once you're there?
Three days of 'Eve'
Salt Lake City's New Year's Eve celebration takes place at nine venues around the city over three days. It includes everything from a room full of beach balls to musical performances to an art-centric scavenger hunt.
When » Sunday-Tuesday, Dec. 29-31
Cost » Three-day wristband is $15 for adults and $5 for youth 3-9. Children 2 and younger are free.
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See Beyond 5
The all-male band from Utah County will offer two final performances before moving to Nashville in mid-January.
When » Monday, Dec. 30, at 9 p.m.
Where » Salt Palace Convention Center. Part of Salt Lake City's end-of-the year Eve festivities.
Tickets » $15 for adults and $5 for youth 3-9. Children 2 and younger are admitted free, at eveslc.com
When » Saturday, Jan. 11, at 7 p.m.
Where » Early Light Academy, 11709 S. Vadania Drive (5115 West), South Jordan. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the South Jordan Community Theatre.
Tickets » $9; VIP tickets $20, includes front row seat, meet and greet before the concert
Details » www.southjordantheatre.com/beyond-5-in-concert-at-ela/
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Alien Defense Units to the Rescue
Okay, so as you know BF wasn't invited to be at BrickCon this year (boo hoo). Oh well….that gives us time to better prepare for the upcoming Alien Invasion (& other disasters) scheduled for 2012.
We recreated our own invasion scene in the front window and felt compelled to bring in some new blood to help our planet survive. Although these will be for sale on our website in the near future, we felt we'd give those waiting in line at BrickCon this Saturday a sneak peek. We will be randomly tagging the line throughout the day and handing out a few different packs. Will you be a Pilot? Infantry? Officer? Or perhaps end up with some used equipment? They will be given out at random to those in line and we will have limited quantities with us. We politely ask that you refrain from acting like a stooge by pestering our crew. Thanks; and hope to see you in Seattle this weekend!


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VirnetX refiles Apple patent complaint to ITC
Summary: Apple can no longer count how many suits it has on its chief executive's ten fingers. Another firm is refiling its patent suit against Cupertino due to a prior procedural error.
VirnetX is to refile its patent infringement case against Apple nearly a year after its initial bid to bar Apple products from sale in the U.S. failed.
The secure communications and collaboration firm, based in Nevada, said will complain again to the U.S. International Trade Commission, alleging Apple infringed a patent the firm claims to own.
U.S. Patent No. 8,051,181 establishes a secure connection between two computers over a network without the need for a user to enter encryption information, such as a password.
The Nevada-based firm said Apple has "engaged in unfair trade practices" by importing and selling products that allegedly infringe the patent, and wants the ITC to bar iPhones, iPads, iPods, and Macs from sale in the United States.
In 2011, VirnetX filed an appeal with the ITC to review the original case. The ITC terminated the investigation into the firm's allegations that Apple engaged in unfair trade practices by using the patent.
Last month, a judge said VirnetX may not own all the rights to the patent in question and therefore does not have the right to bring a case to the court.
"We will continue to defend against any unauthorized use of our intellectual property by all means available to us under the U.S. legal system, including in the ITC," VirnetX chief executive Kendall Larsen said in a statement.
VirnetX entered the spotlight in 2010 when it sued Microsoft over patents. The Redmond, WA.-based software giant eventually settled for $200 million in a case that claimed Microsoft infringed a virtual private networking patent, but filed a separate suit a day later with Windows 7 firmly in its crosshairs.
On Monday, Google-owned Motorola Mobility brought yet another patent suit to the ITC against Apple seeking a similar iPhone, iPad, and Mac computer ban. Seven patents are under dispute, including technologies that allow voice-activated 'intelligent' assistant Siri to work, along with location reminders and email notifications.
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Celtic music fills the air. The aroma of homemade food is heavenly. The Scone House in Grandview, Iowa has become the heart of the community.
Mary Cunningham has a love for old buildings. She and her husband Tim bought the home. The building used to be a girls' dormitory back in the 1800's. It was affiliated with Grandview Academy. The academy was the first training school for teachers, west of the Mississippi River.
Now, the former dormitory is a bed and breakfast, and a place where people come for wonderful food, fellowship, and music. Tim Cunningham plays the guitar. Shilo, Tim's son, is extremely talented on the violin. Mary Cunningham also occasionally gets in on the act when she is not in the kitchen preparing meals.
The Cunninghams had a dream to own a bed and breakfast. They purchased the former dormitory for 25 thousand dollars. It is the talk of the town. Mary says she had a feeling that a business was needed in this town of about 600 people.
Paul Stineman, a long time resident, says he was tickled pink when the Cunninghams decided to restore the historic building!
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New record from Migos & Guwop off the "Solid Foundation" Gangsta Grillz tape thats droppin on Super Bowl SundayTweet
New video from Gucci Mane and Migos from "The State Vs. Radric Davis II: Caged Bird Sings" droppin on ChristmasTweet
New leak from Guwop's upcoming album "The State vs. Radric Davis II: The Caged Bird Sings" which is due out Christmas dayTweet
New joint from Migos off Muzikfene's upcoming "Street Scholars" mixtapeTweet
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Conway, Kevin
Most widely held works by Kevin Conway
The war by Ken Burns ( Visual )
5 editions published between 2007 and 2008 in English and held by 2,557 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Tells the story of ordinary people in four quintessentially American towns - Waterbury, Connecticut; Mobile, Alabama; Sacramento, California; and Luverne, Minnesota - and examines the ways in which the Second World War touched the lives of every family on every street in every town in America
Gods and generals ( Visual )
11 editions published between 2003 and 2011 in English and held by 1,921 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Gods and Generals follows the rise and fall of legendary war hero "Stonewall Jackson". The prequel to the 1993 hit Gettysburg
Mark Twain by Ken Burns ( Visual )
5 editions published between 2001 and 2004 in English and held by 1,708 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Recounts Mark Twain's life told primarily through his own words. Includes interviews with Hal Holbrook, Arthur Miller, William Styron and many others
The Dust Bowl by Ken Burns ( Visual )
1 edition published in 2012 in English and held by 1,657 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Ken Burns documents the worst human-made ecological disaster in American history, when a frenzied wheat boom on the southern Plains, followed by a decade-long drought during the 1930s, nearly swept away the breadbasket of the nation. Vivid interviews, dramatic photographs, and seldom-seen movie footage bring to life incredible stories of human suffering and perseverance. Includes bonus features
Invincible ( Visual )
4 editions published between 2006 and 2007 in English and held by 1,575 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Vince Papale is a down-on-his-luck substitute teacher in Philadelphia who, at the age of 30, was out of work, abandoned by his wife, and biding time as a part-time bartender when he decides to answer an open call for tryouts on the Philadelphia Eagles NFL football team in 1976. Going with his gut instinct, new coach Dick Vermeil rewards Papale's diligent efforts with a place on the team
The scarlet letter ( Visual )
16 editions published between 1979 and 2003 in English and held by 1,472 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Nathaniel Hawthorne's novel brings to life the attitudes and passions of 17th century New England. Condemned by her Puritan fellows for having a child out of wedlock, Hester Prynne is forced to wear a scarlet letter
Horatio's drive America's first road trip by Ken Burns ( Visual )
5 editions published between 2003 and 2005 in English and held by 1,155 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Horatio Nelson Jackson, an eccentric Vermont doctor, drove from San Francisco to New York City, in 1903 to became the first person to drive an automobile across the continent - a feat never before accomplished. It would mark the beginning of a new era in America and the end of another. It took Lewis & Clark over two years to go from the Atlantic to the Pacific - Horatio went the opposite direction, by means of the "Horseless carriage", in less than 3 months
Looking for Richard by Al Pacino ( Visual )
18 editions published between 1996 and 2007 in English and Spanish and held by 951 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Shakespeare's gripping drama of power, lust and betrayal becomes accessible to a broader audience. The camera follows the cast and crew throughout rehearsals, eavesdropping on the behind-the-scenes process that goes into creating characters and mounting a production
A death in Belmont by Sebastian Junger ( Recording )
13 editions published between 2006 and 2009 in English and held by 839 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
In the spring of 1963, the quiet suburb of Belmont, Massachusetts, is rocked by a shocking sex murder that exactly fits the pattern of the Boston Strangler. Sensing a break in the case that has paralyzed the city of Boston, the police track down a black man, Roy Smith, who cleaned the victim's house that day and left a receipt with his name on the kitchen counter. Smith is hastily convicted of the Belmont murder, but the terror of the Strangler continues. On the day of the murder, Albert DeSalvo-- the man who would eventually confess in lurid detail to the Strangler's crimes-- is also in Belmont, working as a carpenter at the Jungers' home. In this spare, powerful narrative, Sebastian Junger chronicles three lives that collide-- and ultimately are destroyed-- in the vortex of one of the first and most controversial serial murder cases in America
Fire by Sebastian Junger ( Recording )
10 editions published between 2001 and 2005 in English and held by 787 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Junger brings his heart-pounding prose to bear on forest fires, terrorism, and war, in a collection of pieces that span a decade's worth of journalism. Junger's firsthand acounts of how people handle danger reveals both the awe and the terror evoked by desperate situations
Streets of Laredo by Larry McMurtry ( Visual )
6 editions published between 1996 and 2010 in English and held by 731 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
This sequel to Lonesome Dove pits legendary Texas Ranger Woodrow Call against his deadliest adversary ever
Black knight by Martin Lawrence ( Visual )
5 editions published in 2002 in English and Spanish and held by 567 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Jamal is an employee at Medieval World amusement park when he is magically transported back to 14th century England. Now he must do battle with an evil king, deadly assassins and really bad plumbing
Mark Twain original soundtrack recording by Mark Twain ( Recording )
1 edition published in 2001 in English and held by 567 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Thomas Eakins a motion portrait ( Visual )
6 editions published between 1984 and 2001 in English and held by 351 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Combines dramatic re-creation with documentary photographs, interviews, and archival footage to tell the story of Eakins's life
Prince Brat and the whipping boy ( Visual )
5 editions published between 1995 and 2009 in English and held by 346 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
A spoiled prince and an enterprising orphan are caught in a case of mistaken identity
Lathe of heaven ( Visual )
4 editions published in 2000 in English and held by 326 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
"George Orr is haunted by dreams that become reality. In a world where pollution has destroyed the ice caps and plagues rage unchecked, a psychiatrist sees Orr's power as a way for humanity to escape its bleak fate. But as each attempt to direct Orr's dreaming ends in failure, the doctor's obsession with playing God grows stronger."--Container
The quick and the dead by Sam Raimi ( Visual )
4 editions published between 2000 and 2009 in English and held by 323 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
A mysterious young woman rides into the lawless town of Redemption to settle and old score that has haunted her since she was a child
Two family house ( Visual )
9 editions published between 1999 and 2003 in English and held by 322 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Defying everything and everyone, including his wife, Buddy Visalo decides to follow his dream. When he meets a woman who truly believes in him, he must choose between the only life he's ever known and his desire for happiness
Gettysburg ( Visual )
8 editions published between 1994 and 2011 in English and held by 296 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Gettysburg: Civil War drama depicting the events and personal struggles of the Union and Confederate soldiers at the Battle of Gettysburg
Horatio's drive [America's first road trip] by Dayton Duncan ( Recording )
3 editions published between 2003 and 2008 in English and held by 228 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
Although the production and sale of automobiles did not fully take off in America until about 1914, Horatio Nelson Jackson, a 31-year-old doctor from Vermont, made a bet in 1903, when just 150 miles of paved roads even existed in the U.S., that he could take his car from California to New York. Here is the story of the unprecedented journey
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The famed NASCAR oval could be facing foreclosure.
Four-time champ returns to action at Las Vegas Motor Speedway
Johnny Sauter will start from pole position.
Unclear whether driver Ron Hornaday can continue.
Employees are told to return to work.
Co-owner Harry Scott vows to try to keep teams on the track.
Race winner Brad Keselowski, former champion Ron Hornaday Jr. and rising star Cole Custer fail height requirements.
A Team Penske affiliated driver drove a Ford to victory in each of the three national touring NASCAR series competing at Bristol.
Truck debut set for 18-year-old Calgary native at MoSport.
Rain delays truck race at Bristol.
Joe Gibbs Racing unveils its driver lineup for 2015.
Ryan Blaney is all smiles this weekend at Michigan International Speedway. And as he should be.
Wood Brothers announce Team Penske partnership which will include technical alliance and development driver Ryan Blaney.
Tagliani is going to tackle a new challenge; NASCAR's Camping World Truck Series.
Number 17 and number 6 trucks hit with penalties.
NASCAR decided to park Tyler Reddick after an incident at the end of the Truck race this past weekend.
John Wes Townley is being forced to sit out the Truck race and Clint Bowyer has been selected to take his place.
Sources say Blaney will run a limited Sprint Cup schedule as part of a technical alliance between Team Penske and Wood Brothers Racing.
The 2014 class gathered Wednesday at the GoPro Motorplex.
The truck, which Erik Jones won with at Iowa, was deemed too low in post-race technical inspection.
Hornaday wants to win, not ready to ride
Custer, 16, becomes youngest polesitter on NASCAR's top tours
Adjustments made to only dirt-track race on the schedule
K&N Pro Series standout Moffitt hopes previous success at Dover pays off this weekend
Camping World will be sticking around as the title sponsor of the Camping World Truck Series for at least another eight years.
No. 31, No. 54, and No. 98 – have been assessed a P3 level penalty for violating Section 20B-12.5 (D) (offset front hubs found in post-race inspection) of the 2014 NASCAR rule book.
NASCAR plans to run the truck race at approximately 5:30 p.m. Sunday, as soon as possible after the conclusion of the STP 500 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race.
A dream come true for the French-born Michel Disdier.
Toyota drivers have combined for 263 total wins -- 63 in the NSCS, 88 in the NNS and 112 in the NCWTS -- during the manufacturer's first ten years of NASCAR competition.
Hornaday to Drive No. 30 Rheem Comfort Products Chevrolet Silverado at Daytona International Speedway.
The young talent joins an establish team for the Truck season.
Truex to Pilot No. 32 Bass Pro Shops Chevrolet Silverado in 2014 season opener.
Burton will race ThorSport's No. 13 Toyotas in two events a week apart during Speedweeks 2014, Feb. 13-23, at Daytona International Speedway.
The French driver will compete in the Truck series.
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For years, federal banking regulators at the Office of Comptroller of the Currency (OCC), the Office of Thrift Supervision (OTS) and the Federal Reserve helped the nation's largest banks wage war on the U.S. middle class. But President Barack Obama wants to change all that with a new regulator that answers exclusively to consumers, not bank balance sheets. AlterNet economics editor Zach Carter discussed the proposal to establish a Consumer Financial Protection Agency (CFPA) with the woman who came up with the idea, Harvard University Law School Professor Elizabeth Warren. After defending the American middle class for decades, Warren currently chairs the Congressional Oversight Panel for the Troubled Asset Relief Program.
Zach Carter: How did the existing federal bank regulators facilitate today's economic crisis, and how can a CFPA help?
Elizabeth Warren: The big arc of the story is that 30 years ago we had laws that put some basic fairness into the consumer credit market. Over time, the large financial institutions captured the regulators who were supposed to be the cops on the beat to enforce those laws. They also pumped hundreds of millions of dollars into Washington to make sure that no new cops were put on the beat. Without good laws, the industry started selling ever-more-deceptive products, and their friendly regulators looked the other way.
For example, when a dispute arose between a consumer and a bank, the regulator consistently chose the side of the banks. This was particularly true with the OCC.
ZC: The federal regulators even joined the bank lobby to file lawsuits, didn't they?
EW: They filed lawsuits to protect the banks because the banks needed the help of the government against those big, tough customers. Right? So, they kept pushing more and more deceptive products, and they ultimately destabilized not just the American family, but the entire American economy. Once the economy crashed, the industry demanded bailouts from the taxpayer. So now we're writing the final chapter of this story. And the final chapter is about who is in control moving forward. Will the banks continue to select their own regulators and write their own rules? Or will there be someone in Washington who wants to look out for consumers and who will be accountable to them?
ZC: So the regulators go from being cops, or enforcement agencies, to being something very close to lobbyists and advocates for the banking industry, particularly the large banks.
EW: They went from being cops to being the lookout driver. They stand out in front while the banks fleece their customers. And time and again, the regulators believed it was their job to defend and support the banks against customers.
ZC: The bank lobby has made the CFPA their top target since President Obama rolled out the proposal for it back in June. What are the banks so afraid of?
EW: That's right. In fact, I think their language was that they intended to "kill" it. The new agency would put an honest cop back on the beat. That's all. And that's what's so amazing. Think about this. The agency wouldn't have much more power than the Fed or the OCC currently has over credit cards, home mortgages and other consumer loans. The difference is that the consumer agency would be an honest cop. It would be an agency headed by someone who cares about consumers and who would be accountable to the people if consumers were being taken advantage of.
ZC: So what are the crucial provisions that need to be passed?
EW: Independence is at the heart of the proposal. It's not that we need some specific new rule, it's that we need an independent agency to write and enforce the rules that cares about consumers, not just bank profits.
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Everyone knows the transaction where the board sided with John Sculley and Steve left Apple (AAPL). Steve sold all of his Apple stock, kept one share, and founded NeXT. Typical Steve maneuver. When I was still at Sun Microsystems, I visited him at NeXT—we did a bunch of deals with him. He was exactly the same way he was at Apple: strongly opinionated, knew what he was doing. He was so passionate about object-oriented programming. He had this extraordinary depth. I have a PhD in this area, and he was so charismatic he could convince me of things I didn't actually believe.
One of the things about Steve is, he was always in the realm of possibility. There was a set of assumptions that Steve would make that were never crazy. They were just ahead of me.
Steve and I were talking about children one time, and he said the problem with children is that they carry your heart with them. The exact phrase was, "It's your heart running around outside your body." That's a Steve Jobs quote. He had a level of perception about feelings and emotions that was far beyond anything I've met in my entire life. His legacy will last for many years, through people he's trained and people he's influenced. But what death means is you can't call—you can't call him. It's a loss. I'll miss talking to him.
Jonathan Schwartz (former CEO, Sun Microsystems) - http://jonathanischwartz.wordpress.com/2011/10/06/eitherwayyoureright/
Perhaps I'm biased by age or experience, but I don't think my social graph is the only one to see Steve as a gravitational force. Every startup aspires to be an Apple of their field.
And every CEO I know aspires to so effectively captivate their audience -and their shareholders (and board).
For Silicon Valley, he has, in many ways, been the star around which we all orbit. His absence is disorienting. I can't think of a better way of describing it.
Rest in peace, Steve, thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
Steve Wolfram (CEO, Mathematica) - http://blog.stephenwolfram.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-a-few-memories/
At the time, all sorts of people were telling me that I needed to put quotes on the back cover of the book. So I asked Steve Jobs if he'd give me one. Various questions came back. But eventually Steve said, "Isaac Newton didn't have back-cover quotes; why do you want them?" And that's how, at the last minute, the back cover of A New Kind of Science ended up with just a simple and elegant array of pictures. Another contribution from Steve Jobs, that I notice every time I look at my big book.
In my life, I have had the good fortune to interact with all sorts of talented people. To me, Steve Jobs stands out most for his clarity of thought. Over and over again he took complex situations, understood their essence, and used that understanding to make a bold definitive move, often in a completely unexpected direction.
Richard Branson - http://www.virgin.com/richard-branson/blog/remembering-steve-jobs
Woke this morning to hear the sad news that Steve Jobs has lost his battle with cancer. He was a truly great businessman but more than that he was an inspiration to young people, entrepreneurs, inventors, designers, early adopters, budding musicians, and people with disabilities who discovered with Apple's devices a way to engage with the world.
So many people drew courage from Steve and related to his life story: adoptees, college drop-outs, struggling entrepreneurs, ousted business leaders figuring out how to make a difference in the world, and people fighting debilitating illness. We have all been there in some way and can see a bit of ourselves in his personal and professional successes and struggles.
He inspired with his direct message "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life…have the courage to follow your heart and intuition." And yet, despite all his success - he never forgot what was really important in life and was a much loved family man. My thoughts are with Laurene and his family. He will be sorely missed.
Sergey Brin - https://plus.google.com/109813896768294978296/posts/dwmWyNSoXTh
From the earliest days of Google, whenever Larry and I sought inspiration for vision and leadership, we needed to look no farther than Cupertino. Steve, your passion for excellence is felt by anyone who has ever touched an Apple product (including the macbook I am writing this on right now). And I have witnessed it in person the few times we have met.
On behalf of all of us at Google and more broadly in technology, you will be missed very much. My condolences to family, friends, and colleagues at Apple.
Larry Page - https://plus.google.com/106189723444098348646/posts
I am very, very sad to hear the news about Steve. He was a great man with incredible achievements and amazing brilliance. He always seemed to be able to say in very few words what you actually should have been thinking before you thought it. His focus on the user experience above all else has always been an inspiration to me. He was very kind to reach out to me as I became CEO of Google and spend time offering his advice and knowledge even though he was not at all well. My thoughts and Google's are with his family and the whole Apple family.
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Rock Of Love Week 9 - Vegas, Baby, or "In a city of douchebags, the balding rocker is king"
It's all sorts of time for everyone's favorite satchel of H2O and wine gone bad - Bret "Douchebag" Michaels! How will the whores handle the whore capital of the world? Like whores. What'd you think they were gonna do, invent time travel or cure cancer? They're whores!
On with the show.
First off, a glossary of the whores that are left:
Bret Michaels: Douchey, Douchebag, and all form of the word "Douche."
Heather: Stripper Showmytits, varying forms of Grandma, Old Lady, etc.
Lacey: Red Sonja
Jes: Punky Brewster.
Brandi M. (or BB as they call her): Sturgess. Also a porn queen if you like that sort of in-bred, white trash biker queen look. (NSFW)
- Secondly, a prediction - Sturgess The Cock-Slurping Professional gets the boot, and for saying something nasty about Old Grandma Hardcore (my apologies to the actual Old Grandma Hardcore, who is hardcore for a whole different reason).
- We open with the recap, which is all about Sturgess at first, so my prediction feels right. Then we see Old Stripper and her tat, plus Sam leaving. It was maybe 45 seconds, and 30 seconds of it was about Brandi…
- It's another glorious day at the Douche Residence, and Red Cuntya has decided that Sturgess is the next to go. Good for you guys. Good for Brandi. Jokes about her profession aside, since I really don't have anything against sex workers at all, she's kind of cool and doesn't deserve to be saddled with this pathetic, needy guy. Either Lacey or Heather deserve every minute of Bret Michaels that they get.
- Big John shows up with another douchey poem. At this point we're treated to close-ups of the ladies early in the morning. I ask you, given the choice, would you prefer to look at this across the breakfast table?
Or perhaps you'd rather not regurgitate your Eggo and you'd like to look at this instead.
Yeah. Easy choice there. Lacey looks like Michael Vick fought her in a six-round tournament last night - and she lost. Anyway, the poem…
Good morning to my final four
Pack your bags it's time to tour
I've got a gig in the city of sin
but when we get back someone goes home again.
Doesn't anyone on this show know what meter is?
- Douchey is standing outside a big (free) Gibson-sponsored tour bus. He couldn't ask for maybe one Poison logo on it? :) It's pretty stylin' inside, as these luxury rolling hotels usually are. We're also treated to Douchebag playing for the ladies, as if to remind them that at one time, he, used to be somebody, be somebody too...but we're also treated to one of his fucking douchebag confessionals where he smarmily informs us that he needs to "gauge how these girls are gonna deal with the whole rock & roll experience." Dude? Everyone on that bus except for Jes - and I'm not too sure about her - has fucked dudes further up the list than you. Settle down, champ.
Anyway, they're going to a live show. I assume a solo show.
- It's at the Red Rock, whoever owns that place is fucking brilliant. They are on like, every third reality show. The ladies get a kick-ass suite while RockStarMan "has" to run off to soundcheck. Yeah. I'm sure. John lays out the deal: everyone hangs at the show, they all come back to the room for dinner and drinks, then Bret decides who was good enough to keep. The other three have to go. So I predict that Heather gets to swallow some sweaty rock nuts later…
- Sturgess is all "After I get a couple vodka and energy drinks in me." You really think that's gonna go well? Cause, like, I don't. The Whores are plotting against Brandi and Brandi is trying to plot against Heather. Punky is gonna try not to get totally wasted. Red Cuntya says that she and Grandma have a plan.
- So the concert is a total put-on for the reality show...obviously. It's a "free fan appreciation concert." In other words, Bret had the sucker that runs his personal fan club email all the other suckers that still pay to be members and told them to come to Vegas for a free show.
- The show starts, and it sucks. There's a fucking surprise. I think Bret's "band" is made of people that couldn't make the cut to be in Pose'in (warning: loud audio). The song is just terrible. It makes me think that Bret really is writing these douche-tastic poems every week.
- Aww...poor Jes. Confessional tells us that she's "mesmerized" by him. Oh well. She's young. She'll grow out of it.
- Douche's new album is called "Freedom of Sound." I bet it took over a month to think that up. Some rejected titles:
Holy Fuck, I Really Need CC
I'm A Little Douchebag
And Baby, Pay Attention To Me
Remember Me? I Used To Be In Poison
Can Someone Call Bobby? My Bass Player Sucks.
I suppose "Freedom of Sound" was the best choice, although I'm partial to "Holy Fuck, I Really Need CC." Then they play "Driven." I can't put my finger on it but the song is SUCH a ripoff of two things that are right at the tip of my tongue. Like a rock version of "The Way You Do The Things You Do" and something else...something with a line like "I like the way that you walk" or something like that. Anyway, it sucks. The more I hear, the more it's just a fucking ripoff of "The Way You Do The Things You Do" in structure and even melody. You can actually sing "The Way You Do The Things You Do" right over the top of the song. Fucking. Pathetic. Of course, we get the treat of "Every Rose." FUCK YOU, BRET MICHAELS. You are making me hate Poison. You are making me hate myself. Because I was a big fan. Douche Michaels is going to drive me to anti-depressants.
- Heather can't want to get backstage and
lick the sweat off his nuts give him kisses. The ladies proceed to get totally trashed before dinner. Jes: "They just started grabbing bottles and...chugging." The band members are goading them into over-drinking. Lacey is trying to keep up. Oh Jesus...these cliches are drinking Jager. Could they be bigger cliches?
Sturgess: "So I'm chugging and I'm chugging and I'm chugging, and I'm so fucking wasted." Not real bright either...Also, Grandma is staying a bit out of it just like Jes.
- Band leaves. Red Cuntya is on the floor. Literally. Commercial.
- Back, and we're treated to even more sloppy slutdrunk ridiculousness from Red Cuntya. Red and Sturgess are getting into some weird kind of drunkfight, and then Cuntya pours booze over Brandi's head. She's as drunk as I have ever seen a person who could still talk. It's about to go off. Lacey is pushing really hard, "defending" Heather against some imagined slight from Brandi. John comes in and is yelling at Red Cuntya...it's great. "Lacey shut the fuck up and let's go." As drunk as she is, she kowtows to him like he's her daddy. Lacey's being half-carried upstairs by John. Off to see Bret!
- As we go, Sturgess drop a bomb on Grandma ShowMyTits:
Brandi: "She threw you under the bus earlier."
Heather: "Whatever. What the fuck did you say? Tell me right to my..."
Brandi: "You think I'm lying?"
heather: "No, tell me what the fuck she said."
Brandi: "She was like, I don't give a fuck what I have to do, I am going to fucking get him. Fuck every bitch."
Stripper Grandma ain't happy.
- Up in the suite (I assume), and Red Cuntya is on the bar, yelling at the bartender not to give "the fake bitches nothin'." It's...just...a spectacle. Bret Michaels is a douchebag, sure, but he's not gonna put up with this shit. Jes is about to throw down..."Get off. The bar." "Or what?" "You have no respect or class for Bret's hotel room." Punky, she has no respect or class for anything, ever. She's a bitch, a cunt, a prime example of a horrible person.
The fight goes on. "Or what...or what..." She falls into the bartender as she called Heather a bitch. And at that exact moment, Douchey walks in.
- The ladies are escorted to the dinner table. The drunk bitches cannot shut the hell up. Douche is trying to get control. At the same time, Jes is trying to calm Lacey down...why I don't know, but she;s showing some decency here. "Lacey, stop. You're in Bret's house now, stop disrespecting him. please stop." She's actually trying to say it aside, under her breath...I really don't think it's a play for the camera or Bret. She's really trying to get Lacey to knock it off.
It's easier to her wet cats in an electrified room than it is to get a drunk person to shut up. This doesn't work at all.
- Bret's pissed. He tells everyone to shut up. Red Cuntya has some kind of break with reality. She's so drunk that she throws up at Jes' feet. Jes, against all that is smart for her on this show, fucking helps the cunt! I'd have let her choke on her own vomit. Or at least rubbed her face in it or something. They take her to a bedroom. Bret: "I can say that clearly, Lacey can't handle this lifestyle and everything that goes with it." Ya think? Welcome to the real Lacey, Bret. You dumb fuck.
You know what Lacey is? She's a lion cub trying to eat a whole gazelle. Red, you ain't good enough. Period.
- Back at dinner, Heather is trying to get Brandi to eat oysters. It's literally making Sturgess want to puke. Grandma slurps down the slimy messes like...well...to be honest I just got a little confused.
See, Brandi is a self-professed blow job queen, as well as a professional cocksucker. I've never had oysters or jizz in my mouth, but you can't tell me oysters are worse than a hot load of man yogurt. I don't get it. You'd think she'd be knockin' em back like Jello shots.
Oh my god....she pukes in her mouth behind a napkin while at the table. and a little bit spurts out the top. Oh that was classic. Commercial.
- Back...and Jes is taking care of Brandi now. You know what sucks? Heather is gonna get this shit on lockdown, and Douchebag isn't even going to notice that it's in Jes' nature to help without thinking first...because he's a shallow douchebag.
Yeah, I know, I should be more creative in how I insult him, but for fuck's sake, what else can you say? That his depth could be measured in microns? That he's about as intelligent as lichen? What would be the point? The douche overrides it all.
- Damn...Sturgess just drunkenly professed her love for Douche. "As I was pulling Brandi's head out of the toilet, from her puking, she turned to me and said something that's probably one of the most touching moments of my life..." Jesus H. Macy...what a fucking douchebag.
- "Dinner is like the Titanic. It is unsalvagable." He then decides - against everything I believed to be true about His Douchiness - that he should reward Punky for being caring and looking out for these bitches all night. I'm stunned that he noticed. Old Stripper Grandma can't figure it why Bret would pick Punky...and I doubt anyone watching is surprised that she doesn't get it.
Uhh...one weird thing is that Heather ate everything in sight and took everyone's leftovers too. I guess you gotta keep your energy up on the poles, eh?
- Back to Douche and Jes, hanging out on a balcony. I feel so bad for this kid. I want to climb through the TV and cast a spell of protection over her with +25 Anti-Douche. DickBag McDoucherack is all "We got to learn each other...inside and out." OH NO! Did he fuck her? Aww that's nasty! Poor Jes. I hope she douches with anti-bacterial hand gel.
- The next day. The drunken ladies are out of it. Brandi's saying that Bret is not for her...and they cut it with her saying that she loves him from last night. So maybe this is what will get her eliminated and not anything nasty about Bret's true love, Stripper Dumbass Grandma Old Chick. Grandma is all "I know he is it. I've known that for awhile now." And you deserve him, honey. Mazeltov!
- Back at the temporary Castle Douche and it looks like Punky spent the night being the sheath to Douchebag's Excalibur. Fucking gross. Her confessional confirms it. She's closer to him "physically" and "sexually." Now *I* want to vomit. He sends Punky back to LA and he's gonna spend time with the rest of the whores.
- Here comes a poem from Douche.
Mornin' my ragin ladies
you really tore it up last night
so today I set up something awesome
to get you feelin' right.
Is it three plane tickets back to Chicago and the promise that you'll never talk to them again? Because that's the only gift I can think of that could help them...that and a lifetime prescription for Valtrex.
- They meet Bret by the pool. It's a spa day. Grandma and Bret go get hot stone rubdowns together. Stripper ShowMyTits is laying out her "heart" (such as it is) to him, shit about merging their lives, and his reply is "We have a lot of good times ahead...and a lot of good food we haven't eaten yet." Wow. He's a comedian too? He's the Michael Richards of Rock & Roll...way to say something inappropriate at the wrong moment, dude.
Stripper decides not to tell Bret what Sturgess said. "I'll let Lacey do it." While Sturgess is in the room with Bret, Stripper is totally feeding Red Cuntya all this shit about Brandi to fire her up to tell Douche all about everything. Nicely played, Grandma. Meanwhile, Bret clearly knows something is up with Brandi...I think the producers fed him the video...he's leading her, and not being very fucking subtle about it. She's not saying a word about what she said to the other girls...instead she tries to flip the script and is all "I wonder if I'm good enough for you..." Horse. Shit. Say it...say "Bret Michaels is not the one for me," shake his hand and go back to amateurfacials.com.
Confessional: "What I said this morning about Bret not being the one was not what I meant." Bulllllllllll-shit, sister. It was exactly what you meant, you just don't want to leave this paying gig yet.
- As douche walks Sturgess out they meet Grandma and Cunty, who immediately start to call Brandi out. "Did you talk to him about what you said you were gonna talk to him about?" Brandi lies and says yes. Bad move. It might not backfire this week, but if Lacey can convince him that you lied...he'll remember. And Red is certainly gonna try. She lays it all out for Douche, and he's like "That's the opposite of what she said." Heh...somehow this results in Douche saying to her "You are a little...malicious, and I need to watch you more." Could it be? Could he be seeing her for what she really is? A crazy, evil bag of talentless shit? Commercial.
- Aaaannnnnd we're back. Douche is sending one back to LA and keeping two in Vegas. He sends Red Cuntya and Stripper up to rooms and is going to send Sturgess back to LA. Confessional from Cuntyflap McCunterson: "I'm starting to feel a little bit worried about what might be going on in Bret's mind about me...I don't want Bret to think that I'm crazy, because I'm not." If you have to keep telling everyone you aren't crazy, odds are - to quote another rock madman, you're fucking crazy, oh child.
- Big John takes the remaining two ladies to see Douche. Again, Snatchface Cuntbagerson is trying to convince us that she's not crazy in her confessional. Obsessed much?
- Douchey meets them by the pool with a rose each. Hey. That's The Bachelor's move, dick. DOUCHEMOVE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
- They sit down to dinner. He starts asking them questions. "Why do you think we would work?" Heather gives a fairly thoughtful answer about having matching souls, etc. Lacey's thrilled. Then, because he has to keep slipping in references to his fame and shit, he tells Stripper Grandma that "Every Rose" is about a stripper that broke his heart, so she makes him nervous, blah blah blah.
FUCKING HELL. "Every Rose" is about a god-damned stripper? is there any fucking part of being a Poison fan that this ass isn't out to ruin for me?
Anyway, Douche then says maybe the douchiest piece of douche philosophy he's ever uttered on this show…
"Here's the thing with Heather. And I call it 'pole emotions,' right? And by 'pole emotions' I mean can I get her off of that pole and get her onto my pole. It's a big, big thought goin' through my mind right now."
And it's also a very lonely thought, you complete fucking douchebag. I'm starting to feel bad for Heather, even though she's half a cunt too. She's saying all this emotional shit, staring deep into his eyes, and he's just trying to figure out how he can hit some strange while keeping her from doing the same.
Heather: "I know he got his heart broke from a dancer, but that was like, 20 years ago. It's like, get over it."
- Red Cuntya cuts off the conversation to try to direct it toward herself. Uh-oh! The alliance may be crumbling. She's pitching for a solo date, and Heather's like "But we have the best bond." Which is probably true. Red asks Bret if he sees them together. He responds with some shit about her manipulativeness, and she goes right the hell off on a left turn about her mom dying, and here come the tears. Jesus...it's so blatantly manipulating right now it's almost sad to watch...if I weren't laughing so much.
That's right, I'm laughing about her dead mother, and she deserves it. The best part is Heather tried to step in and say "Maybe we shouldn't talk about it." Instead of listening, Lacey gets a little louder and repeats herself, just in case Bret missed the first performance.
Let me tell you, he swallows it hook, line and sinker. "This is the kind of stuff, so we don't fool ourselves." What the effin eff? She's fah-fah-foolin your dumb ass right fucking now! Jesus. That's some impressive shit right there. Maybe her pussy sweats special Bret pheromones or something. She gets the solo date. He sends Heather packin' and Heather says the alliance is over.
- Back at the temporary Douche Castle, Cunty and Douche seem to be chatting away, but not in any way that feels like a romantic connection at all. She's selling herself like an old salesman begging for the Glengarry leads. Fuck you, Cunty. Douching is for closers.
- Oh fuck. There's a trail of rose petals leading to the bed. Could he be a bigger douche? The curtain closes and we fade out to an external shot of the hotel. You know what? I kind of hope he fucked her in the pooper and took pictures. I mean, I am sure he probably porked Jes too, and that makes me sad, but I kind of hope he just used Lacey's rectum as a jizz sock without stretching it first. I can't think of a nicer girl to have it happen to her.
- Next day. Same scene at the door just like with Jes. Christ. So slimy. As she walks away...I swear I see a bit of an awkwardness to the walk. Here's to hoping she needed a tampon up the backside.
- Back to the LA house for elimination. Commercial.
- Elimination time. Jes isn't worried. Brandi is pretending like she cares. Lacey is talking only about the other girls. Heather is nervous. Douche is dressed like a normal human...bandanna excluded of course.
- First pass goes to Jes. He feels a lot closer to her now. Like, internally. Next is Lacey, and he claims he really likes her a lot. What a moron. Down to Heather and Brandi. He's giving Heather a speech about how they have to figure out why she's really here. Then he tells Brandi that her drunken "I love you" really sold him. That's completely backwards. Bret Michaels is a stupid douchebag. He's got these two girls mixed up. It's Heather who actually seems to give two shits...even if it is just her ticket out of the clubs, she;s willing to totally throw herself into being his. brandi could give a flying fuck one way or the other.
Heather just flat out starts telling Bret that Brandi lied. I think this is the first time they've spoken back at him (from the little elimination stage) during eliminations...Brandi defends herself, admits to saying she didn't want to waste anyone's time, but still doesn't fully admit to what she said, which was "Bret Michaels is not for me." Douche asks Sturgess "Do you want to stay in this house, with me?" She actually says she can't let her guard down...Brandi just threw in the towel! Douchebag is stunned. He's also fucking pissed…
"Here's what really, really fucking pisses me off...you could've told me this a long time ago."
Hey, where's John? He's not in the shot. Here's why I ask...I think Bret was about to eliminate Heather. I think John was holding Brandi's pass. He has to either go get Heather's pass or have it handed to him…
I am positive that Bret was gonna dump the girl that got his freaking name tattooed on her neck. Let me get this straight. He's livid at Brandi for not telling him she wasn't into him earlier...but he let Stripper Grandma get his name tattooed on her neck when he's not sure he's into her? Maybe a "Hey, before you permanently ink my name on the back of your neck, I'm not entirely sure I want to marry a stripper" would have been fucking appropriate? Maybe?
Selfish...just a selfish douche. Makes what he did at the tattoo parlor even MORE douchey. The worst part is, it's not out of malice. It's because he's so fucking self-involved that he can't see past himself at all.
Anyway, as Brandi hugs Bret goodbye, John follows her out and slips whatever he's carrying into his pocket as he walks up the stairs. Because he doesn't have Heather's pass!
- The camera follows John following Brandi all the way to the door. Then a cut and he's miraculously back at Bret's side with a pass pressed to his chest. I'm tellin' you, Bret was gonna eliminate Heather. That's *fucked* up! Of course, it's kind of funny too...eventually he giver Heather her pass like that was always the plan. Too funny. They toast, and we're out. Well, except for one thing:
"Bret's Brew?" Oh my god...so corny. Looks like some stickers over cans of MGD. Nothin' but the best!
- Scenes from the next: We meet the parents of the girls that are left. Shit hits the fan and the ladies and the parents go nuts...and Bret is praying for Big John? Heather apparently throws it down with Red in front of her dad. Sweet! So much drama. So little depth!
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#1 Posted by Drumwaster on 09/10 at 03:32 AM -
That his depth could be measured in microns?
He's about as deep as a shadow at high noon. Conversely, if the girls were any stupider, they would have to water them twice a week.
Not to kvetch, bubeleh, but that should be either two words (Mazel Tov) or drop the 'e' (Mazltov). Just being a mensch, nu? ;-)
#2 Posted by jo-jo on 09/10 at 07:39 AM -
"Here's the thing with Heather. And I call it 'pole emotions,' right? And by 'pole emotions' I mean can I get her off of that pole and get her onto my pole. It's a big, big thought goin' through my mind right now."
yeah, that was the line of the night ;)
also, we noticed that the pass around heather's neck was totally turned around. without a DOUBT he was going to eliminate her, that's why he was so BOO HOO hurt by brandi.
#3 Posted by gcanter on 09/10 at 08:26 AM -
Fuck you, Cunty. Douching is for closers.
Best line ever.
#4 Posted by Buzzion on 09/10 at 11:25 AM -
Glad I'm not the only one who thought brett sucked on stage. All I could think is that a local band from my home county has more stage presence and better lyrical talent than him.
#5 Posted by jo-jo on 09/10 at 11:55 AM -
buzzion: i'm quite confused. your comment seems to indicate that there may be people out there who think he DIDN'T suck, and i simply cannot grasp that concept ;)
#6 Posted by Buzzion on 09/10 at 12:04 PM -
Well you know, everyone has their questionable music tastes. I could probably list bands I like that would make you go "God why do you like them, they suck." And I could do the same for you.
So there's bound to be someone out there that thought douchebag sounded good.
#7 Posted by Drumwaster on 09/10 at 01:47 PM -
If it weren't for former fans with a sense of schadenfreude, I don't think that anyone would be watching this show, either.
I mean, what's next? Rock of Love with Gary Glitter, where all of his songs sound exactly like snippets of "Rock & Roll, Part 2"? Maybe a prepubescent schoolgirl contest on a tour bus driving around a parking lot?
#8 Posted by Wes on 09/10 at 02:20 PM -
As bad as this show is, I'm going to be disappointed when this show's over. The highlight of my Monday morning is getting to work and reading the rundown on the show.
Love your work Jim.
#9 Posted by artmonkey on 09/10 at 05:30 PM -
Okay, here's something that's bound to be telling about me…
Every time I see Jes doing anything at all to put herself closer to La Douche' Grande', I get angry.
No no… I mean angry. Like, "put a bloody, fist-shaped hole in the plaster wall" angry.
I'm angry at her, for doing something so contrary to her obvious intelligence (the girl ain't dumb.), and completely at odds with her apparent sense of integrity and class, as to make any attempt to do anything other than make a road-runner-like contrail in any direction leading away from MisterMassengill.
She is just so clearly out of his league that it's almost painful to watch her lower herself by even being there.
...or maybe I've just got waaaayyyy too much time on my hands.
In any event… I'm a little freaked right now after seeing those attached pics of Jes and Cuntya.
See, thing is… first look at firecrotch's pic, and I'd have sworn it was my Jen.
Yeah… that's what I see every morning. Only, with a giant, two-fisted barrel-o'-coffee, and a marlboro light hanging from that lip.
Welcome to my life.
#10 Posted by JimK on 09/10 at 06:57 PM -
As bad as this show is, I'm going to be disappointed when this show's over. The highlight of my Monday morning is getting to work and reading the rundown on the show. Love your work Jim.
Oh, I'll find another reality show to rip apart, don't you worry. :)
#11 Posted by Drumwaster on 09/10 at 07:25 PM -
Heroes is coming back on the 24th!
#12 Posted by Buzzion on 09/10 at 07:28 PM -
Maybe they'll actually air Kid Nation and you can rip on kids being stupid, the parents being dumber for allowing them to do it, and the producers for exploiting children.
#13 Posted by Buzzion on 09/10 at 07:34 PM -
Heroes is coming back on the 24th!
But can you really rip on that show?
#14 Posted by artmonkey on 09/11 at 11:16 AM -
Heroes is coming back on the 24th!
Oh yeah… I almost forgot to mention this last
month when I heard about it…
Anyone heard about the new Star Trek:TOS <remake>
movie they're doing?
Yeah… errr… Matt Damon as Kirk.
Which, you know… I guess is okay, since even
Damon can't reach the "ham" bar that Shatner set.
But the coolest part?
Currently cast as Spock is…
Aw, c'mon now.. how cool is that?
#15 Posted by artmonkey on 09/11 at 11:21 AM -
Oh, plus… you know… it's a JJ Abrams flick,
as well.
So as cool as a Quinto Spock was already,
I think having Abrams behind it may mean we'll need to recalibrate the main deflector dish to protect ourselves from the awesome power of that coolness entity.
...christ, I'm a geek.


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