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Mohammad Asif, the Pakistan fast bowler, has been banned for one year by the IPL for testing positive for steroids during the league's inaugural edition in 2008. The ban runs till September 21, 2009, back-dated to last September when the IPL imposed a suspension on him. Asif has already been released by his IPL team, the Delhi Daredevils, after a mutual agreement earlier this year and for now the bowler remains suspended by the Pakistan board as well.
"Mohammad Asif was found guilty by the IPL Drug Tribunal in as much as a prohibited substance namely Nandrolone was found in the urine sample extracted from the player during the support period and the match played on May 30th 2008 between the Delhi Daredevils and the Rajasthan Royals at Mumbai," said a statement from the IPL's three-man drugs tribunal.
"The year's ineligibility for Mohammad Asif will be from September 22, 2008, as that was the date when the Indian Premier League had imposed the suspension order, post which the cricketer has not been allowed to play any match."
In reply, Asif told reporters: "I will consult my lawyer and doctor before deciding whether to file an appeal or not. I am fully fit and now concentrating on my cricket."
Asif had appealed against the findings of the drugs test, mostly on the basis that there was a difference in readings of the levels of nandrolone between two samples of his that were tested. The appeal was delayed several times, before finally he arrived in Delhi in January this year.
He subsequently told the tribunal investigating his case that his nandrolone levels had been raised by the use of eye drops that contained the substance, something he was unaware of. He had been using Keratyl to treat a painful and inflamed eye. At the same time Asif was released by the Delhi Daredevils and remained hopeful that the tribunal would clear him of any wrongdoing.
In a statement, the ICC confirmed it had been notified about the IPL tribunal decision though said it would only make further comment after considering "the written reasons for the decision in the matter." It reiterated its expectation that all members observe the ban and that Asif will not be available to play until the ban has been completed.
Though he has been punished, the verdict will finally bring some kind of closure to a traumatic time for an increasingly troubled Asif. Ijaz Butt, chairman PCB, told reporters after the decision that a way back for Asif was now open. "After the ban is lifted, we will definately consider Asif for the national team depending on his fitness."
Asif is, however, still embroiled in another mess after being detained at Dubai airport last year for possessing opium, a case which the PCB is still investigating. But the signs from that investigation have been promising: if at all he is punished, it is likely to be a financial fine and a retrospective ban for a few matches. The board's internal committee will conclude its case, Butt said, at the end of the month.
There will be relief for the bowler though, because for the first time in almost a year, he can begin to think about playing some cricket. His last appearance for Pakistan was in April 2008 and the period preceding that had seen him suffering from a long-standing elbow complaint.
Asif's brief international career has already been blighted by such scandals. The events of 2008 came after he first tested positive for nandrolone in 2006, during internal tests conducted by the PCB. That result forced him to pull out of the 2006 Champions Trophy, alongside Shoaib Akhtar, who also tested positive. Even then Asif had pleaded ignorance over the substances he was using and though he was initially banned for a year, that punishment was scrapped on appeal.
The latest ban still means, however, that Pakistan will miss him during a host of upcoming assignments: the ODI series against Australia, the Twenty20 World Cup and a tour to Sri Lanka. He is likely, however, to be back in time for Pakistan's year-end visit to Australia.
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How India weeds out its suspect actions
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WICB must tread on eggshells with care
The WICB statement should cool down emotions and allow all parties involved to take the next step forward
Has international cricket begun to break up?
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A rock, a hard place and the WICB (43)
The board's latest standoff with its players has had embarrassing consequences internationally, so any resolution now needs to be approached thoughtfully
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Posted by kramerz on Aug. 23, 2007
its not a tumer: she is a girl who has a bong problem where her muscles turn to bone, and she was sufficatin to death for a few years thats not funny
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Well here we go, it is that time of the year
where everyone wants a finished blood tracking dog and I mean they want it now because they have
a big deer they shot and can't find. And they can't find it because they didn't want to feed a dog all year long and now that they did not plan on maintaining one, and a dog is needed and they want to act like it is sitting on the shelf at the convienence store ready to go!
That right let's go to the blood trail dog store and get one!
Well as much as I wish it was that simple, I am here to report that unless you put time AND money into that dog, what makes you think it will work for you now that you need one?
I am available to travel and track for you if you are close to Lafayette, La., but why are you hunting deer and do not have a dog lined up yet?
OK, I have puppies, started dogs AND finished dogs, and if you call me to ask the price of my dogs, like it is a generic price across the board, I will most likely ask you to tell me what this hypothetical dog you have never seen is worth to you.
Also, I need to know what you expect this dog to do, and you better be specific if it is a finished dog.
I also train dogs, but most people want me to do ALL the work, and then they "buy" something that can only be earned as far as the dog is concerned. What I am getting at here is what motivates a dog to hunt is a relationship with the owner, not the training or the breeding. Sorry if this is not what you want to hear, but I have been doing this for years, and most people come to buy a dog with unreasonable expectations that I AND the dog cannot fulfill.
I can be reached at 337 298 2630 if you need to discuss blood tracking dogs.
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Since its establishment in 1974, the Center for the Study of Community
Colleges has periodically examined two-year college liberal arts curricula,
including course offerings in the humanities, the sciences, and the social
sciences. In its most recent study, Center staff analyzed the Spring 1986 class
schedules of 95 randomly selected two-year institutions to determine the types
of liberal arts courses offered by the colleges and to spot changes in the
curriculum since the completion of similar studies in 1975, 1977, 1978, and
1983. This ERIC Digest draws upon the 1986 study to examine the status of the
liberal arts curriculum, focusing on (1) the types of courses most frequently
offered, (2) the stability of the curriculum over time, and (3) the structure of
the curriculum in terms of introductory versus advanced classes.
oo The humanities made up 48 percent of the total liberal arts
curriculum. English composition was the humanities
discipline with the greatest number of class sections,
followed (in order of relative magnitude) by the fine and
performing arts, foreign language, history, literature, art
history, philosophy, music appreciation, cultural
anthropology, and interdisciplinary humanities.
oo The sciences made up 43 percent of all liberal arts class
sections. Mathematics (including computer science) was the
largest discipline within the sciences, followed (in order
of relative magnitude) by psychology, biology, engineering
chemistry, physics, agriculture, earth and space science,
and environmental sciences.
oo the social sciences made up only eight percent of total
liberal arts classes. Sociology was the largest social
science discipline, followed by economics, political
science, and interdisciplinary social science.
oo Together, mathematics and English composition made up 41
percent of all liberal arts courses. The large number of
class sections devoted to these disciplines reflects the
importance of writing and mathematics skills to student
success in all areas of study.
The class schedules were also analyzed in terms of the percentage of colleges
offering courses in specific areas. Findings reveal that:
oo English, mathematics, history, biology, chemistry,
psychology, economics, and sociology, were offered at 90
percent or more of the colleges;
oo Political science and literature were offered at 86 percent
and 87 percent of the colleges, respectively;
oo Foreign language, philosophy, art history, engineering, and
earth science were offered at 70 to 79 percent of the
colleges; and
oo Interdisciplinary humanities, music history and
appreciation, agriculture, and interdisciplinary social
sciences are offered at only 50 to 59 percent of the
colleges. One subject, cultural anthropology, was offered by only 48 percent
of the colleges.
Two notable changes, however, occurred within the disciplines, revealing the
adaptability of the curriculum to emerging needs. In mathematics, courses for
specific majors (such as "Mathematics for Business") decreased significantly,
while the number of computer science courses increased. In foreign languages,
English-as-a-second-language (ESL) classes grew dramatically. Accounting for
only 30 percent of all foreign language classes in 1978, they accounted for 43
percent in 1986. Today ESL is the largest single second language category,
outranking even Spanish. The growth in the number of computer science and ESL
courses is the most dramatic change in an otherwise stable curriculum.
Much of the liberal arts curriculum, then, is designed either for remediation
or as introductions to broad disciplines. Those courses that do present more
specialized material often serve vocational curricula. Engineering is an extreme
example. Only four percent of community college engineering classes are general
or introductory in nature; most are more specialized courses--such as
electronics, engineering graphics, or mechanical engineering--that serve the
needs of students in various vocational programs. Other examples of liberal arts
classes that serve occupational disciplines are (1) applied writing courses,
such as "Writing for Business"; (2) applied mathematics courses, such as
"Algebra for Technicians"; (3) science courses--such as pharmacology,
biochemistry, microbiology, and anatomy--that serve nursing and other allied
health students; (4) computer science courses that serve all vocational areas;
and (5) other humanities and social science courses--such as ethics , social
problems, or constitutional law--that prepare students for law enforcement and
other business and technological areas.
The significant number of courses serving a vocational clientele demonstrates
that community college liberal arts programs develop along their own lines in
ways that are quite different from curricula at four-year college and
universities. Though baccalaureate-granting institutions exert a significant
influence on community college liberal arts curricula, vocational programs have
also helped shape their development. It is thus inaccurate to use the phrase
"liberal arts curriculum" interchangeably with the phrase "transfer curriculum."
Data collected in the 1985 curriculum study reveal several characteristics of
the liberal arts as they developed at community colleges:
oo The liberal arts classes most commonly offered are English, mathematics, history, biology, chemistry, psychology, economics, and sociology.
oo The liberal arts classes least commonly offered are in agriculture, anthropology, music history and appreciation, and interdisciplinary social sciences and humanities.
oo Spanish and English-as-a-Second-Language account for nearly three-fourths of all language study, with ESL showing a phenomenal increase in recent years.
oo Computer science courses have also grown rapidly.
oo Remedial English and mathematics have grown quite prominent, accounting for 20 to 30 percent of all offerings in those disciplines.
oo Introductory courses predominate. Those courses that are more specialized usually serve the needs of students in technical or allied health programs. REFSmFurther information on this and
other studies of the liberal arts curriculum will be presented in the
forthcoming book, The Collegiate Dimension of Community Colleges by Arthur M.
Cohen and Florence B. Brawer, to be published by Jossey-Bass, Inc., in the
summer of 1987.
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I have a 16 year old son, he recently has been ditching school. I really shouldn't say ditching- because he just does not to wake up for school & misses 1st and 2nd period almost everyday. He recently has been put on contract with the school and has showed great improvement. It has only been 10 days of punishment & today he almost took his xbox away from my hiding place to start playing. I want to reward him for going to school everyday but I don't want to back down also. I don't know what to do. He is not acting like his lovable self - and gives me evil piercing eyes. I hate seeing my son like this, can you help.
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Vai's View: Vai's View: Ross Farnsworth and the ripple effect of one good deed
Melissa Farnsworth
Editor's note: This is the third in an occasional series that follows and explores Vai Sikahema's quest to find and thank the people in his life who assisted him in his youth.
Ross Farnsworth's home is conspicuous by its modesty. Maybe 2,000 square feet, 3,000 tops. It's not in a gated community. No circular driveway. No fountains or imported foliage in the yard. It doesn't even have a garage. Just a carport. The home is functional for what it was intended — raising a family. The only evidence of his wealth is the Lexus and Caddy under the carport because combined, the cars are worth more than the house.
I first visited the Farnsworth house as a 9-year-old with my parents in 1971 for a family home evening. We were also there to plan a luau. The evening was most vivid to me because Anita Farnsworth served Mexican food and it was the first time we had ever had it. The smells of fresh tortillas, the texture of hard taco shells and tastes of salsa and guacamole were so foreign, yet so wonderful that I've been a fan since. At the time, we were renting a tiny apartment, so from my 9-year-old perspective, the home was cavernous.
On a recent visit, I was surprised how small it is and that it sits in a very understated neighborhood of starter homes for young families.
"Dad doesn't want his neighbors or ward to think he's a big shot so he stews about driving the Escalade and Mom's Lexus," oldest son Ross Jr. told me.
"When the leases are up every three years or so, he painstakingly asks the dealers that the replacement vehicles are the exact same model, same colors, same everything so no one knows they're new cars."
Ross Sr. is a child of the Great Depression. He's the definition of "self-made man." After serving his LDS mission in the Midwest, Ross Sr. returned and played football at Arizona State, where he was also in the Army ROTC, and after graduation became a commissioned officer. He married a pretty coed named Anita Cox, whom he met before his mission and reconnected with after his return. They stayed in Tempe for more schooling as Ross earned a master's degree in history with an emphasis in a field called Solving Government Problems.
Following graduation, Ross took his first job teaching history at Mesa High. On his teacher's salary and what little they had saved from his military pay, they purchased their first home. The one in which they would raise all 12 of their children. It's the only home they ever lived in, though Ross Sr. would build thousands of homes in Arizona and became one of the wealthiest men in the state and in the Southwest.
Ross Sr's father was something of a wheeler-dealer, horse trader. He was also a visionary. In the 1950s, he bought 10 acres of property so far east of Mesa that it nearly nestled underneath the Superstition Mountains because it was cheap. He had a premonition that folks living in Minnesota, where Ross had just returned from his mission, would tire of living in the snow and given the robust economy following the great war, Midwesterners would want a second home in Arizona to get away from the cold. It was a hunch. It wasn't "trending," nor had the term "snow birds" become part of the lexicon.
So, father and son borrowed enough money to build one home on their 10-acre parcel, then two, three and four. Within five short years, they were building 100 homes and their 10 acres had doubled to 20, then 40, 80 and hundreds. Ross left his teaching job at Mesa High because the demand was so great. They created a retirement community they called "Dreamland Villa," that included golf courses, tennis courts and community centers. People were flocking to Arizona to escape the hard winters in Chicago and Minneapolis because home prices were cheap — especially out in East Mesa.
Along the way, the Farnsworths were buying so much plumbing supplies, cabinetry, lumber and doors they saw opportunities to create their own off-shoot businesses in those areas. They also developed Farnsworth divisions of real estate, finance, mortgages and golf course development.
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Just discovered Tom and I can't stop listening to his music, especially "another love." Can't wait to hear his new ep.
What's the deal with… Tom Odell?
Everything you need to know about the fast-rising Brit Award favourite
Tue Mar 12 2013
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© Andrew Whitton
Odell like yodel?
No, like, 'Oh well'.
Does he yodel?
Also no, but this 22-year-old alt.folkie from Chichester does write, sing and play piano with lots of chart promise.
Ah, like Chris Martin from Coldplay.
To a degree, but Odell is closer to old piano-wielding Wigan favourites Starsailor. His fragile voice often sounds ready to break just before he launches into a heady blues yowl.
Why should I let this particular watery eyed wonder into my life?
This one comes pre-approved. Odell won the Brits Critics' Choice Award this year and is one of the BBC's Sounds of 2013. He's also in favour with US megastar Taylor Swift – the two are rumoured to have been flirting at the Brits.
How do I get a piece of the action?
His debut album 'Long Way Down' is out April 15, but he's also playing a string of shows in London this year, which include Somerset House's Summer Series. Grab your tickets without Odell-ay.
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Bon voyage!
The Navy Marine Corps Intranet is a program in search of a new leader.
Navy Rear Adm. Charles Munns has been officially nominated to receive his third star and a transfer to his old stomping grounds amid the submarine fleet.
Munns was brought in to lead the
program after members of Congress
complained about the leadership by committee that had been in place. He has managed NMCI for more than two years and developed the program from an idea to a viable network that encompasses half of the Navy.
Although nobody would tell the Interceptor on record that Munns is getting his third star partially because of the past
two-plus years he's spent in NMCI Purgatory, that's certainly the vibe we've been receiving. Rumors of the promotion and transfer have been circulating since late last year.
Nobody knows who Munns' replacement will be, but he or she certainly has big shoes to fill. Bon voyage, Munns. Bravo Zulu.
ITES 2 offers services only
The Army will follow up the $1 billion Information Technology Enterprise Solutions (ITES) program with another performance-based contract. But the initiative will likely involve only IT services, service officials said.
Army IT and contracting officials are working on guidelines for ITES because the service will hit the $500 million limit for the ITES Functional Area-2 services work sooner than expected. ITES 2 requirements should be ready this fall, said Kevin Carroll, program executive officer in the Program Executive Office-Enterprise Information Systems (PEO-EIS).
PEO-EIS officials erred by not putting higher financial ceilings on ITES, said Carroll, the organization's top IT program official. He took responsibility.
That's a stand-up manager.
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I'm actually about to go back to school for another Bachelor's myself, so some of this my be a bit colored, but here goes:
Money invested in education for a better future is (almost) never wasted. If it will cost you $4000 (after books & supplies; I'm assuming the $3500 was just tuition) then you have gained a useful education cheaply. Where I'm about to go, that $4000 would pay for one semester, no books, no supplies, and believe me, my courses will take more than a year!
This student loan now (student loan rates are around 4% last I checked) will give you the ability to earn an income that will pay the loan off within a year. Usually they have a built in 6-month deferment, so you have 6 months to find work after graduation before your first payment is due. This may be slightly different at a tech school, but it seems to me that a student loan is a student loan and they should operate by similar federal rules. You're already living on one income: continue to do so until the loan is payed. At that point you will have a significantly larger amount of household money to work with. Think retirement, something for you to do when your kids have moved out, something that is your own means if support if (heavens forbid) something happens to your husband. These are all good positive things, they are also long term things. I think at 36 you're young enough to be looking at long-term. When I went through college my first time I had a 46 year old class-mate with a 16 year-old son. Proof enough to me at 20 that you can do this thing at any age, and that the future is always something to look to.
So here's the flip side(also from experience): If you aren't sure that nursing is the thing for you, don't do it!!! That is the one case where money for education can be considered a waste. I really, really dislike everything my current degree qualifies me to do. It also doesn't pay me enough. Now that I'm older and have had some time to think about it, I'm going back to get into a field that is a complete 180 degree turn-around: and also something better suited to my personality. Unfortunately it took me a few years of doing what I graduated for to figure it out! If there is any way you can talk to other nurses, tour a hospital, find a "mentor" to follow for a day, or if none of the above, just really think it through. Because if nursing isn't something that is going to work for you personally, then you're better off at the bank while you think it over.
To me, this kind of a decision has less to do with the money and the debt, and more to do with your personal goals/dreams/desires. The trick (and oh, it is a trick!)is to be as certain as you can be. If you do it: it will more than pay for itself. If you don't: you won't have to pay for it in the first place. Financially the difference is really in the long term. And financially, the better bet is nursing school. I'm not sure where you're at, but I'm in Seattle and there's a huge demand for qualified nurses. When the tech sector tanked, health care was about the only employment category left in the papers! So I don't think you'll have trouble becoming employed at a good wage.
Anyway - long story short: IF it's something you really want: go for it! If you're really uncertain, go for the bank. And in the mean-time, keep doing all you've been doing. In the end, which-ever way you go, I'm sure all will be well!
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I would advise making a visit to the tech school's admissions department, and ask to speak to a career counselor. If one is not available, then get yourself to the nearest university and ask the same question of them. Most colleges have these people on hand, free of charge, to help match your personality, characteristics, needs and interests to thousands of different careers. They might even hit on something you had not thought about, or results may show you are/aren't cut out for nursing or banking.
I went back to college in 1990 to pursue a teaching degree, thinking that this was my dream career. I did very well in courses and in student teaching, but after graduation when I landed that first teaching job, I fell flat on my face and hated it! I loved the kids, loved the actual teaching part, but just could not handle classroom management and discipline at all. A visit to the counselor's office might have prevented this major stumble. Boy, do I have tremendous respect for our nation's teachers - they have something in their character that is so rare and so special. The job is not as easy as you would think.
So, with my $15,000 of student loans following me, I went back into the career where I belonged and should have stayed in the first place: graphic arts. (The hiatus into teaching was a response to my then-DH's very specific career choice, limiting his options of where we could live - I thought with a teaching degree, I could get a job just about anywhere we went, whether in the city or waaaaay out in the country. In 1990, graphic arts hadn't taken off yet like it has now. NOW, I really can get a job just about anywhere I want to, even in my own living room.)
I love my job. Heck, if I was independently rich and didn't need a paycheck, I'd even do it for free.
What kind of career would you chose to really make you happy, if you didn't need the paycheck? Now, with that answer, how can you turn this career into something that WILL earn you a paycheck?
Good luck and happy hunting!
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It kind of reminds me of the computer field...there was a high demand and a shortage of workers in the field, so it seems that everyone went into Computer Science because "Wow, look at the demand for it" and well now, now the tables have turned and (at least around here) you can't get a Computer Tech job to save your life.
I understand your thinking though, I'm still in the I don't know what I want to be when I grow up thinking. I have several more years before it would even be feasible for me to go to work but I have thought about it and don't have a clue what I want to do. I always thought it would be wonderful to be a Genetics Counselor, SO...what I did is when I quit my day-job to be a SAHM, our community college offered an Intro to Genetics course because it had been years (basically I remembered really liking it from High School Biology). Anyway....I took the course and decided that was NOT for me. I got an A in it but it was hard and overwhelming for my brain. I knew after that 1 class, there was no way I could pursue that career, even though I still find genetics interesting not enough. I have also considered an events planner or travel agent because I have planned a few things and I really enjoyed doing that but have been looking into pros/cons on different ones casually.
Good Luck with whatever you decide and really do some soul searching before deciding...you also might want to check out the Work Channel here, there is a board called "Brainstorm Your Future" http://messageboards.ivillage.com/iv-califeplan and covers these types of things.
|Sat, 06-14-2003 - 9:48pm
I would see if I could take some vocational tests at the tech school for free or at a low cost. They help you figure out things about yourself. Are you a people person, do you like to work with your hands etc etc.? It is also wise to retake these tests if someone is thinking about changing careers. Sometimes someone who was mostly working with people gets sick of it and wants to do something else; like maybe something artistic such as being a graphic artistic on the computer or a CAD designer.
Also about nursing... I would investigate it further. Maybe volunteer at the hospital for a few hours one day a week. Talk to the head of the program. Also when you take those vocational tests you might decide to do informational interviews. You could talk to some nurses at one of the hospitals and find out how they felt about nursing.
I do know that LPN's do most of the work in a hospital and are on their feet a lot. You could also work in many specialities with children, older persons etc. The nurses with the most mobility are R.N.'s. I know University of Phoenix has courses for RN's with experience to get a B.S. in nursing. RN's supposedly do most of the paperwork.
I knew of one woman who was a neonatal nurse and worked with sick little babies who sent out of state a few weeks a year and made alot more money. She used the money to pay for kids college.
Also some LPN's or RN's go to work for personal injury attorneys. They train them to be paralegals because they know all the medical terminology.
So think about nursing in another way are you especially good with children, seniors etc?
Would you like to work with an OB/GYN? Many women are in that field. Also a lot of nurses work at doctors offices. Hospitals pay more but, you have more risk of AIDS etc too.
You just have to think about things more and do more investigation. Some nurses work at night or on rotating shifts. Some places they work 10 or 12 hour days.
Also you could work for a home health agency and travel to peoples homes to give them medication and stuff in their IV's. Some nurses do private duty and work for 1 person only a lot of times at night. I think that might. pay really well.
You have to think about your husband, his job how supportive he is etc. Where would you get child care after school or in the summer? How much would it cost etc. etc. or do you have family to help? There is no right or wrong answer to these questions.
Good luck
Trish or Mctripat
|Sat, 06-14-2003 - 10:24pm
|Sun, 06-15-2003 - 7:04pm


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