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Does this mean on our first date we're going to buy food stamps from crackheads standing outside the grocery store?
$50 gets us $100
Yes, and please show up with a 12 pack of Magnum XL condoms
… I cant fit them, but im going to crumple up the wrappers and leave them on the floor so the hotel maids think I have a big dick.
This is very important
The real question is.
Is being my dirty slut such a bad thing?
I am highly disappointed at this phone camera
I don't post pictures that aren't women
This entire shit is so out of hand, I'm rolling over here….
Someone else sent me this earlier.
She suggested that the fake dave chappelle (that account isnt real), might have visited my blog recently.. because he didnt have that avatar until very recently.
I might change my avatar to something else.
- One of the greatest to ever pick up a mic.
- Marshall Mathers LP is a classic album
- The Eminem Show, Encore, and Relapse were "ok" at best.
- "Nail In The Coffin" is one of the best diss tracks of all time
- I have a theory that Eminem had plastic surgery during his 3-4 year hiatus from rap. his face looked different
- I think he looks gay when he wears those little biker gloves during live performances
- My favorite Eminem songs: "Til I Collapse" and "Kill You"
I reblogged that post from someone else, so I dont know.
And so what if she was? titties are titties
I just grew up thats all.
Certain things that you thought were fun at 22 aren't fun anymore at 27
Because I used to be a troll too, I'm retired now.
It takes one to know one.
1. I wouldn't say Lupe's "trying to start a revolution", he's simply stating his beliefs on wax.
I dislike when skeptics say "simply raising awareness" with a dismissive tone like it doesn't mean anything. Raising awareness means A LOT.
Do you know how many ignorant Americans there are out there who believe our president is a muslim who was born in Africa?
Do you know how many people can't find Canada on a map? (there's a good joke in there, but lets be serious for a second)
Do you know how many people in the world think having sex with a virgin will cure you of AIDS?
The importance of raising awareness and educating people about things should never be understated.
This kind of stuff may be a no-brainer for you… but its not a no-brainer for everyone.
2. CRS (Child Rebel Soldier) hasn't happened yet because of Kanye West. Lupe and Pharrell would jump at the chance to get this album done.
3. A lot of the rest of your rant is simply your opinion and not a fact, I'm not going to challenge you on your opinion… you're entitled to it.
4. You copied and pasted a whole paragraph two times. Did you write this yourself or did you just jack someone else's rant?
5. At the end of the day, I think you're wasting energy on the wrong subject. Out of ALL the problems in hip-hop music, all the ignorance going around, all the radio payola, all the corporate whoring, the lack of real music in mainstream… You ignore all of that stuff and instead attack Lupe for wanting to do right?
She was also caucasian.
Any other glaringly obvious things you want to point out about the picture?
its not postable. this latina with a huge round ass in black pants was walking down a flight of steps and i was right behind her. she was walking so fast i thought "theres no way i can get a clear pic, its gonna be blurry as fuck".
so i switched my phone into video mode. i thought id walk right behind her once we got to the ground floor and just post a screencap from the video.
i started the video, but after 5 seconds my finger accidentally hit stop (i had to hold the phone in a weird position to conceal my actions).
so yeah…. fail
You know what my favorite thing about running this blog is?
My female readers sending me videos of themselves masurbating (shout out to mama who left the squirting vid for me this morning)
But you know what my second favorite thing about running this blog is?
Getting comments like the one you just left me. you could have went about your life enjoying from the shadows, but you took time to shout me out and i appreciate it.
These kind of things really depend on the woman. Some women are multi-orgasmic where they can bust 5 nuts in a few minutes. Other women can only do it once… so drafting up these rules of how many time someone should orgasm is a little pointless.
As long as she cums once…. I consider it mission accomplished. Anything more than that is optional.
The internet is my business.
I loved it. When it comes to telling it like it is when it comes to industry shit, Kanye is one of the realest niggas in hip-hop.
It's one thing for B-list, or C-list rappers who are selling 40,000 copies to get on YouTube and speak their mind unfiltered, but it's another thing for a multi-platinum international superstar like Kanye to say the things he says.
Every time Kanye opens his mouth and says something unpopular, millions of dollars can be lost. And for him to not care about that and still lash out at the media is pretty courageous stuff.
Rap fans get so caught up in the bullshit surrounding Kanye (Amber Rose, diamond teeth, "Yeezy taught me", etc) that they miss out on the real qualities he's bringing to the culture.
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- Toy Theater: A collection of early learning activities including puzzles, jokes, and games
These are the websites I use to supplement my teaching.
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- Khan Academy: A variety of math and science lessons (one of my FAVORITE websites!)
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Standing room only at public hearing
Hundreds of people attended a public hearing on a contentious land swap issue in Summerland Monday night.
The majority were opposed, judging from a show of hands requested by one of the many speakers.
"If Summerland succeeds in removing this land, a precedent will be set and other communities will follow suit," said Erin Carlson, leader of Stop the Swap, a movement opposing the plan. "The ALR (Agricultural Land Reserve), must remain strong."
The evening in the Arena Banquet Room was attended by residents, as well as Mayor Janice Perrino, council members and staff. The room reached capacity early, leaving some unable to get in.
It included an open house where the public was invited to learn more about Summerland's urban growth strategy; the district is proposing to exclude 199 acres from the ALR near the downtown core and instead include another 226 acres in a different area.
Residents are against this because they claim the land being excluded is prime class 2 or 3 agricultural land, while the properties being included offer marginal, hilly land, in the class 5 or 6 category.
Other concerns range from a need for agricultural land here while California is grappling with a drought, a desire to preserve the land for future generations, and losing the beauty of Summerland to an oversupply of housing that could result from the plan.
In an emotional presentation, Julie Sardinha, the widow of the late Joe Sardinha, former leader of the BC Fruit Growers Association, addressed the issue of food security.
"I drove home through Californiia, where it is completely brown," she said. "Food security is an issue today and will be a crisis tomorrow."
She also talked of her husband's tireless effort to preserve the ALR, and suggested the current effort is nothing more than a shell game being played -- that every time there is a proposed development, it is the flat land, the ALR land.
Keith Carlson, Erin's father and CEO of the Okanagan Plant Improvement Corporation, stressed that Summerland is known for its agriculture and is an important supplier of cherries and apples.
"We are here to ensure agriculture survives in our valley for the next 100 years," he said. "Houses can be built anywhere, farmland is irreplaceable."
Others suggested different locations in the district that would better serve the purpose and some expressed fear their concerns were falling on deaf ears, believing the swap will still proceed.
If that happens, said one, they, the council, would take on the role of bullies rather than true leaders.
There was support for the growth strategy from a handful of speakers.
Arlene Fenrich, president of the Summerland Chamber of Commerce, said she applauded the discrict on the process and that the downtown is the best place to put these homes because it will bring business to the area.
People sat quietly listening for the most part through the long hearing, as they were asked not to clap or cheer for individual speakers, because it could intimidate others.
Although there was applause when something was said that truly struck a chord.
Carlson did more than just speak, she handed a petition, with signatures collected by Stop the Swap, to Perrino.
At the earlier open house, residents were invited to view maps, talk to staff and learn what comes next.
The matter will likely be addressed again at the March 10 council meeting.
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I agree.
Once you own your staple suits adding a few bold patterns to your fall winter collection is a good idea
This is just a 'Game Over' look. And I mean that in the best way possible.
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What?! If I saw some dude wearing this suit I'd be like, "I love this guy." Its wild and I love it.
This prompted me to do some digging… The more I see Phineas Cole, the more I like it.
More to come…
These below are from S/S 2010:
Thank you todaystie, LessGentleMen, and Prepidemic for reverse sharing these pictures and those that follow. All sites mentioned should be read immediately.
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text: My weight problem is due to forgetting or putting off eating. I used to get so busy/engrossed with something that I would not eat until I got a headache or finish what I was doing. So my metabolism slowed down and so my body stores that fat. It has been found that such a diet as I have been doing can lead to diabetes and some other ailments. So I am trying to reverse the habit before severe problems set in. Fruit juices, especially grape, orange and pineapple juices are good things in my diet (and better for nutrition then soda). I have learned that pineapple has similar effects with a diet that grapefruit does, just be careful if you are on heart medication. As for the "agricultural lobbyists" I don't believe they were the ones who created the food pyramid in it's original form, I believe the creators were from the medical field from what nutritionist had decided from info that they had at the time. L -----Original Message----- My personal blame rests with the agricultural lobbies, who got their version of the "Food Pyramid" recommending the largest portion of a "healthy diet" to include more cereals and starches than any other food group. That and the "Super Size" movement, as has been pointed out by others. My personal excuse lies with my ancestors, of course. You should see the women on my mother's side, who look like me. I'm descended from generations of people who survived famines and other hungry times. The skinny ones died off, the survivors tend to lay in fat reserves for the next inevitable crisis. My blood pressure and other signs are pretty darned healthy. Evolution In Action, Bay-Beee! ;-) If you have a problem with my weight, it is =your= problem. Would some chocolate make you feel better? Selene


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For the remainder of the off-season, I will be posting videos from this season and past seasons once a week. Just a simple way to watch some classic highlights of our favorite NHL team. Reminds us how much we truly miss our team and can't wait for next season!
Starting it off with a classic fight between Parros and Riley Cote of the Philadelphia Flyers. A swift hook followed by a swift uppercut and Cote goes down!!
I apologize for the link and not the video itself. Computer issues. Will be fixed by next week!!
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Holiday Walk & Live Window Display
You'll revel in all things Christmas while strolling Madison Street during the Holiday Walk. Enjoy a horse-drawn sleigh ride, meet Santa's reindeer, warm up with a marshmallow roast, and visit merchant open houses featuring special sales, refreshments and more! The highlight of the event is the shopkeeper's windows, featuring creative and sometimes humorous live holiday displays. You've never seen anything like it-not even on State Street! The Holiday Walk begins when Santa arrives by fire engine to light the Christmas tree in Constitution Court (Thomas and Madison) at 6 p.m. Photo op and visit with Santa from 6:30 to 8 p.m. at Forest Park National Bank.
CITY: Forest Park
Holiday Art Sale
Just in time for the holidays, Pleasant Home's annual Holiday Art Sale is sure to delight! With handmade and original work, guests can shop for last-minute gifts or something special for themselves! Art sale includes hand-knit wraps and scarves, photography, jewelry, quilted linens, holiday decorations, hostess gifts, and much more. This year we welcome several new artists to the show with never-before-seen items at Pleasant Home! For more information, call 708-383-2654.
CITY: Oak Park
Christkindlmarket Oakbrook
The Christkindlmarket Oakbrook is an outdoor holiday market featuring vendors from around the world who display hand-crafted ornaments, toys and unique holiday gifts as well as traditional German foods, sweets and beverages. Visit the new Village Green area near Crate&Barrel for a special selection of the German-American Holiday Market you have come to know and love. Open November 28-December 14 from Thursday-Sunday and December 18-24 every day.
CITY: Oak Brook
Home For The Holidays
Catch the old fashioned holiday spirit in Downtown Oak Park! Celebrate the season with free horse-drawn sleigh rides and a visit from Santa.
CITY: Oak Park
Deck the Depot
Enjoy Deck the Depot, a brisk holiday walk through Berwyn's downtown Winter Wonderland complete with lights, live reindeer and a petting zoo at the Municipal Parking Facility. Let Santa know what's on your wish list and then get a complimentary photo with the Big Man in Red at Bounce Sports. Snuggle up on a horse-drawn sleigh ride or a hayride. Relax to the sounds of Carolers. For those who prefer a traditional chauffeur, a heated trolley will also make stops at all of the Open Houses. All of the event's are family-friendly and free! Opening Ceremony will take place at 5:15 p.m. at the "Berwyn" Train Depot at Windsor & Grove. Pick up an event punch card and enter our event raffle by visiting Bounce Sports. Depot District merchants will stay open late to offer complimentary goodies, holiday specials and cheer to all who visit. The event will also feature a special drawing for adults 21+ who spend $10 in the Depot District and have the event passport "punched" by all of the participating open houses for a chance to win a basket worth over $200!
CITY: Berwyn
2014 Christkindl Holiday Festival
Come to downtown Barrington for the annual Christkindl Festival. This is an open-air event during the holiday season featuring authentic German food, live entertainment, drinks, fun activities for families and kids crafts, live reindeer, carousel & train rides, Gingerbread House competition and even Santa's house. Please visit the website for a complete list of entertainment.
CITY: Barrington
Holidays at the Home and Studio
Enjoy the Holidays at the Frank Lloyd Wright Home and Studio in Oak Park! Youth volunteers will be on hand to tell stories of how the Wright family celebrated the holidays. You won't want to miss the highlight of the tour, the 12-foot tree in the children's playroom, all decked out in period ornaments. After visiting the Home, visitors are welcome to step into Frank Lloyd Wright's studio to experience the Froebel blocks, the geometric shapes that Wright credited with influencing the development of his Prairie style of architecture. In addition, hot chocolate will be available in the courtyard! Dates are December 13th and December 20th with tours running continuously from 9-11am.
CITY: Oak Park
Camp Pulse on Tour
An exciting weekend workshop, just for dancers ages 8-13! Camp PULSE features the masterminds behind your favorite Nickelodeon and Disney TV Shows and Movies, including: Shake It Up, iCarly, Camp Rock, Victorious, High School Musical, Hannah Montana, and MORE! Dancers and teachers walk away from our conventions inspired and motivated to reach their next goals in dance. Our faculty and staff are proud of their dedication to building genuine relationships through personal interaction with dancers, parents and teachers. We realize there are many options out there for a dancer's education, and we hope you will join us for a dance experience of a lifetime!
CITY: Schaumburg
Moraine Valley Jazz Ensemble Holiday Concert
The Moraine Valley Jazz Ensemble is a 20-member big band which explores a wide range of styles from the classic swing of Duke Ellington and Count Basie to soulful blues, burning Latin-jazz and gritty funk. The band also features contemporary works by such composers as Bill Holman and Bob Florence and iconic vocal arrangements such as those performed by Ella Fitzgerald and Frank Sinatra. 7:30PM.
CITY: Palos Hills
America's Baking and Sweets Show
North America's first and biggest baking and sweets event, America's Baking and Sweets Show, takes you on a gourmet grand tour of the most delectable and hottest trends in the world of baking and beyond. Following our inaugural success in 2013, the exciting America's Baking and Sweets Show returns to the magnificent Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center Hotel in Chicago, Illinois, November 14 to 16, 2014. The show is set to draw crowds of amateurs, enthusiasts, connoisseurs, and professionals, besides the loyal consumers of the baking and sweets industry. From across the world, for three days, America's Baking and Sweets Show will woo, entertain, and educate fans through amazing competitions, celebrity demos, and hands-on classes at the venue. Our theme this year is 'Wizard of Oz' so join our showgirl DOROTHY in the magical world of baking and sweets at The Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center, and 'Explore. Discover. Shop'.
CITY: Schaumburg
Death at the Doo-Wop
It's a fun, '50s themed murder mystery dinner just in time for Halloween. Grab your poodle skirt and horn rimmed glasses; the class of 1957 is having one killer Prom! Before the king and queen have their first dance tragedy strikes, and you'll have to figure out who is responsible. You'll play detective in this "swell" interactive murder mystery dinner held at the Metropolis Ballroom.
CITY: Arlington Heights
Activities include magic, inflatables, concessions, dance performances, black light room, eerie crafts, interactive maze. Come enjoy the Spooktacular event!
CITY: Oak Lawn
Mark Cleveland's Colors and Shapes Exhibit
Now through October 30th come see the work of Mark Cleveland!
CITY: Schaumburg
Chuck Martine and Indigo Jazz 5 Band
This will be a night full of great live Jazz music. Must be 21 or older.
CITY: Oak Lawn
Christkindlmarket Oakbrook
The Christkindlmarket Oakbrook is an outdoor holiday market featuring vendors from around the world who display hand-crafted ornaments, toys and unique holiday gifts as well as traditional German foods, sweets and beverages. Visit the new Village Green area near Crate&Barrel for a special selection of the German-American Holiday Market you have come to know and love.
CITY: Oak Brook
Holly Days Figure Skating
Come out and enjoy the holiday themed skating exhibition.
CITY: Oak Lawn
Jesus Christ Superstar
Come out for this great production! Show dates are 3/20, 3/21, 3/22, 3/27, 3/28 & 3/29.
CITY: Oak Lawn
Blue's night with Nick Moss & Kevin Purcell and the Nightburners
Singer/songwriter Kevin Purcell welds the gritty, back alley sounds of Chicago blues with the back roads soul of southern rock.Nick Moss was weaned on postwar electric blues, his timely and topical songwriting enveloped in new rhythms and guitar innovations have resulted in music of a higher intensity. Together, these blues heroes, backed by incredible bands, deliver a no-holds-barred show that's gritty, rockin' and, above all, a blast.
CITY: Schaumburg
Bye Bye Birdie
Come out for an awesome theatre production. Show dates are 2/13, 2/14,2/15,2/20,2/21, & 2/22.
CITY: Oak Lawn
20th Annual Turkey Shoot Free Throw Contest
Parents and kids will win a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. Teams will consist of one parent and one child and be grouped by child's age.
CITY: Oak Lawn
During the month of October take a SELFIE with the P.F. Chang's pink warrior horse and post to Facebook, Twitter or Instagram with #PaintPFChangsPink and $1 will be donated to the National Breast Cancer Foundation. Order a sushi roll from P.F. Chang's and another $1 will be donated to the foundation as well.
CITY: Schaumburg
Monty Python's Spamalot
Come out and see a wonderful show! Show dates: 11/14, 11/15, 11/16, 11/21, 11/22, & 11/23.
CITY: Oak Lawn
Sports Collectable Show
Sports Collectable Show. Sports Cards, NASCAR, Toys, Comic Books, Collectable cards and other collectable items.
CITY: Orland Park
17th Annual Chicago Drum Show
World's largest, longest running vintage and custom drum show. Exhibits, clinics, classes, demonstrations, entertainment, celebrity guests. Admission: $15; children 5-12 $10.
CITY: St. Charles
T-C-S Toys Comic Statue Show
Superhero Action Figures, toys, comic books, and statues. There will be special character appearances, and artists. Show is for all ages.
CITY: Orland Park
Family Fun Night Event
This is a perfect event to try out ice-skating and spend quality time with your family and friends
CITY: Oak Lawn
58th Annual Fox Valley Antiques Show
Authentic antiques exhibited indoors at the Kane County Fairgrounds. Plenty of free parking. Admission $8 benefits local historical, educational endeavors.
CITY: St. Charles
St. Charles Home Show/Spring
Talk to local contractors, learn how to renovate, repair, decorate, and update your home and yard. Shop for marketplace items for the whole family.
CITY: St. Charles
Sports Collectible Show
Sports Collectible Show. Sports cards, NASCAR, toys, comic books, collectible cards and other collectible items.
CITY: Orland Park
Jerry Lewis
He is one of The Most Recognized Personalities on the Planet! He's an Academy Award winner, Hollywood/Las Vegas icon, Nobel Peace Prize nominee and international treasure. Now you can spend the afternoon with Jerry Lewis as he shares stories and rarely seen film clips of some of his greatest moments on screen with some of the greatest entertainers in history. And let's not forget the jokes you'll want to remember to retell your friends and the hilarious Q&A with the audience. You never know, you may get that chance of a lifetime and talk to the King of Comedy. It's one afternoon only with one of the most unforgettable personalities in entertainment.
CITY: Aurora
Brit Beat - Tribute to the Beatles
Take a trip back to 1964 with BritBeat's tribute to the Beatles. With mop tops, retro costumes, vintage instruments and harmonizing vocals, BritBeat Beatles Tribute Band performs all of the memorable Beatle hits from the sixties. Their British style, charisma and character creates the ultimate Beatles Tribute concert experience. They display the same youthful excitement and boyish charm as the original "Fab Four" to recreate the electrifying performances made by the Beatles when they first came onto the American scene and started the "British Invasion" and "Beatlemania."
CITY: Arlington Heights
Home for the Holidays in Downtown Oak Park
Catch the old fashioned holiday spirit in Downtown Oak Park! Celebrate the season with free horse-drawn sleigh rides and a visit from Santa!
CITY: Oak Park
American Folk Art Show
Extraordinary handmade arts and crafts made by award winning artisans. Reproductions of antique American furniture, historic crafts, folk art, primitives, unique Halloween, Christmas creations! Also some original antiques.
CITY: St. Charles
Old House New House Home Show/Fall 2015
Explore 300 deluxe displays with the latest in kitchens, baths, building, remodeling and landscaping. Meet award-winning contractors and creative craftsmen to improve your home and surroundings.
CITY: St. Charles
Oswego Christmas Walk
Come hear the sound of Christmas, the natural warmth and ambience that draws thousands to the downtown, Mason Square, and Douglas Square, the first weekend of December. Carolers, cookie walk, crafts, entertainment, and more.
CITY: Oswego
Light Up the Holidays Parade and Festival
Light Up the Holidays Parade and Festival is held on the Friday following Thanksgiving each year. Activities begin at 10:00am and include the Renaissance Center Fun Fair, activities in the Joliet Historical Museum, Joliet Public Library, Gji's Sweet Shoppe, Jitters Coffeehouse, Chicken-N-Spice, The Red Goose Bakery and more. The Annual Festival of Trees held yearly inside the Rialto Square Theatre also add to the holiday festivities. Tree Lighting begins at 5:15pm in Van Buren Plaza Followed by the Light Up the Holidays Parade at 5:30pm.
CITY: Joliet
44th Annual Christmas Crossroads Craft Show
Christmas Crossroads, presented by the Lockport Woman's Club, has been a crowd pleaser since its inception in 1971. Featured this year will be 185-190 artisans and craftsmen from a 6 state area, selling such items as Christmas wreaths, centerpieces, ornaments, dolls and doll clothes. Also highlighted are hand painted glass and windows, bath salts and soaps, purses, plus quilted and sewn creations, dog/cat items, music boxes, jewelry, pottery, candles, garden art, and photographs. Also included are children's and women's clothing, a variety of Christmas angels and snowmen, herbal vinegar's and oils, dips, floral, furniture, American Girl/Bitty Baby accessories and wooden and country crafts. Local organizations participating include Trinity, Lockport Boy Scout Troop 63, Lockport Lion's Club, St. John Episcopal Church and Hospice. All proceeds from the show are used for collegiate, vocational and summer camp scholarships. In addition, community projects and various charities including Will County Historical Society, Lockport Township Park District, and holiday baskets to the needy are supported. 8:30am-5:00pm Sat, 9:30am - 3:30 pm Sun. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Senior Citizens, $1.00 Students(6-18yrs), 5& under Free.
CITY: Lockport
WinterFest in Downtown Oak Park
Join Oak Park for a cookie walk inside over 50 participating shops and restaurants! Catch a glimpse of Saint Nicholas, enjoy a variety of family friendly acts and warm up inside the hospitality tent with free hot chocolate and coffee.
CITY: Oak Park
Light the Veltway
Roosevelt Road will light the way to the holiday season with merriment including live music, food and libations. Berwyn's entertainment row will offer festivities for the whole family.
CITY: Berwyn
Holiday in the Grove
Enjoy Christmas in the Grove this year! Children's Holiday Shop, sleigh rides, caroling, crafts, breakfast with Santa. Children's Free Raffle basket returns with goodies for all ages!
CITY: Sugar Grove
Deck the Depot
Saunter over to Berwyn's Depot District for Deck the Depot, a brisk holiday walk through Berwyn's downtown Winter Wonderland complete with lights, live reindeer and a petting zoo at the Municipal Parking Facility. Let Santa know what's on your wish list and then get a complimentary photo with the Big Man in Red at Bounce Sports. Snuggle up on a horse-drawn sleigh ride or a hayride (Windsor & Grove Ave.). Relax to the sounds of Carolers. For those who prefer a traditional chauffeur, a heated trolley will also make stops at all of the Open Houses. Best of all, even the "naughty" will be treated like the "nice" as all of the event's aforementioned features are family-friendly and free. Opening Ceremony will take place at 5:15pm at the "Berwyn" Train Depot at Windsor & Grove. Pick up an event punch card and enter our event raffle by visiting Bounce Sports. Depot District merchants will stay open late to offer complimentary goodies, holiday specials and cheer to all who visit. Don't forget that holiday shopping list! As an extra incentive, the event will feature a special drawing for adults 21+ who spend $10 in the Depot District and have the event passport "punched" by all of the participating open houses for a chance to win a basket worth over $200!
CITY: Berwyn
Paramount Theatrical Production: The Who's Tommy
Set in the 1940s, Tommy is the story of a little boy who witnesses his father murder his mother's lover upon his surprise return home after being released from a prisoner of war camp. Find out the rest for yourself, be a part of the greatest rock opera ever written. Rated PG-13
CITY: Aurora
Aquatic Experience - Chicago
The Aquatic Experience – Chicago combines everything aquatic under one roof. From saltwater to freshwater with pond and aquatic reptiles, the Aquatic Experience has it all. Consumers and retailers are invited to join in on the educational seminars, fish auctions and a thriving show floor filled with hobbyists from entry level to the most sophisticated aquarium keepers as well as livestock and equipment experts and the industries best and trend setting manufacturers. Add in a bevy of high powered speakers you've heard of and read articles from but have not had the chance to meet in person and you've got a "must see" for any aquarist no matter what their experience level. Aquatic Experience – Chicago is proudly produced by World Pet Association (WPA), presenter of SuperZoo – The National Show for Pet Retailers and America's Family Pet Expo, an industry leading consumer event. Located at the Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center Hotel.
CITY: Schaumburg
Holiday Under the Stars
A traditional tree lighting ceremony, food, holiday fun activities, Santa's workshop with a visit from Santa and to the end the evening - a holiday fireworks show.
CITY: Yorkville
Christmas at the Farm
The Lyon farm and village is operated by the Kendall County Historical Society. For two Sundays in December, kids get to experience what an old time Christmas was like. Tables are set up with eight different holiday crafts. This exciting day includes a train display around the Christmas tree and naturally, they get to meet, and have their picture taken with Santa Claus. A story teller will read some holiday classics and they can enjoy roasted chestnuts. Chili and hot dogs are available for sale. Dec. 7 & 14 1-4 pm.
CITY: Aurora
Holiday Magic at Brookfield Zoo
Saturdays and Sundays, December 6-7, 13-14, 20-21, Friday to Wednesday, December 26-31 (4-9pm) See the Lights. Feel the Magic. Continue the tradition. Chilcagoland's largest lights festival surrounds you in the cheer of over 1,000,000 twinkling lights, caroling to the animals, ice carving, light shows, Santa and Mrs. Claus. You're sure to feel the magic of the holidays! Many of our indoor exhibits will be open for viewing favorite animals, plus there will be Singing to the Animals and special Zoo Chats. In addition, the zoo restaurants and food stands will be open with full menus and holiday treats, and gift shops will have hundreds of unique items for those hard-to-shop-for loved ones. Enjoy a full schedule of nightly music and live entertainment inside the Pavilions. Also on the schedule, an amazing magic show, costumed characters, a model railroad display, and the 38 foot Talking Tree.
CITY: Brookfield
Blackberry Farm Holiday Express
All aboard for the Blackberry Farm Holiday Express! Experience the holiday spirit of a magical train ride with Yuletide music and thousands of twinkling lights. Scheduled ticketing for fast service! New this year - caroling hayrides, storytellers and craft stations. Make a reindeer treat and warm up at the hot chocolate bar. It's all at Blackberry Farm first three weekends in December.
CITY: Aurora
48th Annual Elmhurst College Jazz Festival
Chicago magazine once hailed the Elmhurst College Jazz Festival as "one of the best buys for your jazz dollars," and its easy to see why. Each February, the best college jazz bands in the country converge on the Elmhurst campus for three days of performances and education. The bands take turns performing for some of the greatest names in professional jazz today, who offer critiques and award a variety of honors. The professionals cap off each night of the Festival with a rousing performance of their own.
CITY: Elmhurst
Zombie Walk & Pub Crawl
Dress in your un-dead best and head to Roosevelt Road for the 5th annual Zombie Walk & Pub Crawl. The event will feature zombie make-up, a pub crawl, food and an after-party designed to rival even your fondest memories of Thriller. The "walking dead" will be led on a ravaging tour between 12th Street Rag, Commodore Berry VFW Post, Paparazzi, Friendly Tap and FitzGerald's Nightclub during the pub crawl. FitzGerald's will host the catered after party. In the true spirit of the un-dead, zombies will proceed between venues in silence. Once the crawl is over, zombies can resume their search for brains at their favorite Berwyn haunts until the late hours of the evening!
CITY: Berwyn
Winter Lights Holiday Walk
Usher in the holiday season with a family event featuring the arrival of Santa and Mrs. Claus, Miss Merry Christmas and Jack Frost, music, lights, refreshments and the lighting of the City's official tree. Top it off with a Winter Holiday Market, parade and fireworks and you have an event to remember!
CITY: Aurora
Antique and Collectible Markets
The first Saturday and Sunday of January and February. Join us for 25,000 sq. ft. of quality antiques and collectibles. There's a great selection of items you will not find anywhere else.
CITY: St. Charles
Paramount Theatrical Production: Les Misérables
This monumental novel comes to life in one of the greatest musicals of all time. It's the story of ex-convict Jean Valjean and his journey for redemption. On that road, he encounters the never-wavering love of a mother, the innocence of a child, the steely determination of a hunter and the passion of youthful freedom fighters.
CITY: Aurora
Gingerbread Firehouse Contest & Holiday Open House
See more than dozen gingerbread fire stations, and burning buildings, which have been specially crafted for this annual holiday event. All gingerbread entries must depict a firefighting themed architectural structure, real or imaginary and everything must be edible. The exhibit opens and will be judged on Saturday November 29. All gingerbread FIREhouses will remain on exhibit at the Aurora Regional Fire Museum though Christmas.
CITY: Aurora
Paramount Theatrical Production: Mary Poppins
Enormous dance numbers on the ground and the roof tops. Statues coming to life, giant orchestrations for such iconic songs as "Spoon Full of Sugar," "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and "Chim Chim Cher-ee." And of course, a few Mary Poppins magical moments that will leave you flying high. Celebrate the holidays with the ones you love at Paramount's Mary Poppins! A Musical based on the stories of P.L. Travers & the Walt Disney Film. Rated G
CITY: Aurora
Kane County Flea Market - Nov. 2015
"The Best in the Midwest or Anywhere". Up to 1000 dealers. 1st Saturday of the month and the following Sunday. (except Jan. & Feb.) Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
Lyon Farm Halloween Festival
Old-fashioned games, trick-or-treating, a costume parade, hayrides and prizes will be available at the two Halloween parties at the Lyon Farm. Families with children of all ages are welcome. Takes place on Sunday, October 19 and Sunday, October 26.
CITY: Yorkville
Kane County Fle Market - June 2015
"The best in the Midwest or Anywhere". Up to 1000 dealers. Held the 1st Saturday of the month and the following Sunday. Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
Chicagoland Antique Advertising, Slot Machine & Juke Box Show
This show is the largest of its type in the world. It's very popular with dealers and collectors from across the country and around the world for it's wide range of high-quality antique collectibles. Over 300 booths in two exhibition halls featuring jukeboxes, pinball machines, arcade games, slot machines, neon signs, Coke machines and signs, circus and carnival items, antique gas pumps, gumball machines and much more.
CITY: St. Charles
Statesville Haunted Prison®
The Prisoners have rioted, the guards have fled, a darkness has seized control of this Maximum Security Prison and our Warden has opened the gates for visitors. After the prisoners have processed "The Meat/Visitors", you will be forced to find your way through 23 maximum security cells and come eye to eye with over 100 criminals that were too evil to die. Statesville Haunted Prison®. No one escapes.
CITY: Lockport
Kane County Flea Market July 2015
Monthly flea market at the Kane County Fair Grounds with more than 1000 dealers displaying and selling antiques, collectibles, & Fancy Junque. Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
Christmas on the Fox/Art and Craft Show
Quality, hand-made arts and crafts. No commercial or manufactured items. Come and experience the delights of the season. Juried show with over 70 crafts people participating. Lunch is available.
CITY: St. Charles
Aurora's Holiday Festival of Lights
Enjoy the sparkle, shimmer and shine of the 2014 Festival of Lights. One of the largest free outdoor holiday light displays in Northern Illinois. Dazzling displays that will delight both adults and children. A winter wonderland of animated visual arts, lighted tunnels, a forest full of lights and more! Open from 5 to 9 p.m. Sunday to Thursday; and 5 to 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday starting Nov. 28 through Dec. 28, 2014. Donations accepted.
CITY: Aurora
Kane County Flea Market August 2015
More than 1000 dealers offer antiques, collectibles, furniture, and so much more! Held the first Sunday of the month and the preceding Saturday afternoon. Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
Kane County Flea Market May 2015
Hours: Sat. 12-5, Sun.7-4. Admission:$5 adults, children 12 and younger, free. "The Best in the Midwest or Anywhere" - Up to 1,000 dealers display and sell antiques, collectibles, & fancy junque. A country breakfast is served on Sundays
CITY: St. Charles
Christmas at the Mill Holiday Boutique
The Mill and the Graue House will be open for a special holiday shopping event to get you in the Christmas spirit! Talented local artists will be selling handcrafted Christmas decorations, unique jewelry, stained glass, pottery, and handwoven and knitted items. Specially selected ornaments, other great decorative items, and stocking stuffers will be for sale in the Mill's gift shop. Decorated Christmas trees and strolling carolers add to the fun. Sale hours are 10 am to 4 pm, and Santa will stop by from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
CITY: Oak Brook
Zoo Year's Eve
Rock in the "Zoo Year 2015" with your friends at Brookfield Zoo! In the Holly Jolly Theater there will be live DJ music, games, party favors, prizes and an early countdown at 8pm. Also at the Hamill Family Play Zoo you can make your own noisemaker and enjoy an early kid-friendly countdown. This area is perfect for families with children ages 6 and under. This event is free with paid zoo admission.
CITY: Brookfield
Festival of Arts and Crafts - March
All crafts are handmade in the USA and include furniture, photography, stained glass, holiday and everyday home decor items, jewelry, doll clothes and much moore
CITY: St. Charles
Kidgits Club Boo Bash
Come out to the Orland Square Mall! Have a ghoulish time with crafts, trick-or-treating, goodie bags and more! You won't want to miss all the fun activities and give aways. Free for members, $5 yearly membership fee.
CITY: Orland Park
Hinckley Germanfest
Planned activities include a craft show, a dance contest, stein holding contests, antique tractor show, races, a church service and delectable international food and much more!
CITY: Hinckley
Kane County Flea Market - September 2015
"Best in the Midwest or Anywhere" monthly Flea Market with more than 1000 dealers displaying and selling antiques, collectibles & Fancy Junque. The monthly Flea Market is held the first Sunday of each month and the preceding Saturday. Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
Antique and Collectible Markets
Join us for 25,000 sq. ft. of quality antiques and collectibles. Items you will not find anywhere else. Great selection of gift ideas for the holidays or for your home.
CITY: St. Charles
Kane County Flea Market - October, 2015
Monthly flea market at the Kane County Fairgrounds with more than 1000 dealers displaying and selling antiques, collectibles and Fancy Junque. Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
Boo! at the Zoo
Saturdays and Sundays, October 18-19 and October 25-26 Little ghost and goblins of all ages are sure to have a howlin' good time! Our not-so-scary and fun-filled event has something for the entire family to enjoy: *Can you find your way out of the "Crazy Maize" corn maze? *Cheer for the pumpkin or cheer on the "Pumpkin Smasher" *Take a spin on the "Haunted Carousel" *Watch professional pumpkin carver create 1,000 pound hack-o'-lanterns *Hop on the "Haunted Hayride" and go behind the scenes for a hauntingly good time *At 1pm the popular Costume Parade commences on the North Mall, goes around Roosevelt Fountain and concludes on the East Mall. *Participate in the Costume Showcase at 1:30pm. Prizes for the best animal theme, scariest, most original and best group. *Build a scarecrow at the Hamill Family Play Zoo *Great photo ops at several pumpkin patches *Watch animals enjoy their very own pumpkins *Several not-so-scare Zoo Chats will be scheduled throughout the day
CITY: Brookfield
Holiday House Walk
Come and enjoy a tour of five beautifully decorated and historic homes in Hinckley open to the public. Five homes will be featured in this holiday event. Tickets will go on sale beginning November 1. Tickets will be available for purchase the day of as well. The house walk will be from 2:00pm-6:00pm. Sponsored by Hinckley Parks and Recreation. Tickets are available at the following locations: Hinckley Fresh Market, Hinckley Public Library, Hinckley Village Office, Jack and Jina's BP, and Treasures Old and New
CITY: Hinckley
Festival of Arts and Crafts - November
All crafts are handmade in the U.S.A. including furniture, photography, stained glass, holiday, everyday home decor items, jewelry, doll clothes, much more.
CITY: St. Charles
The Old House New House Home Show/Spring 2015 show
Update, renovate and refresh home surroundings with 300 award-winning contractors, select remodelers and creative craftsmen. See the latest in kitchens, baths, basements, additions, landscaping and improvements, Enjoy inspiring daily workshops.
CITY: St. Charles
Cruise Nites in Berwyn
Head to the Depot District on Tuesday, August 6th for a combination of car show and nightlife. Evening begins at 6pm in the Depot District at Windsor & Grove Avenues steps away from the Berwyn Metra Station.
CITY: Berwyn
Amadeus Performance
Amadeus, the renowned tale of Mozart as seen through the eyes of his most envious competitor, composer Antonio Salieri. The play is an interesting representative style of the style and values of the time. Jeff Recommended!
CITY: Oak Park
This festival is attended by approximately 50,000 during the course of the weekend. PrairieFest events are held throughout Oswego with the main festival grounds located at PrairieFest Park, 91 Plank Road. The event features main stage entertainment, children's performers, expo village, petting zoos, pony rides, camel rides, children's activities, parade, bed races, touch a truck event and more. The event is free, compliments of our generous business sponsors.
CITY: Oswego
West Side Story
Drury Lane closes its 30th anniversary season with one of the world's greatest love stories. A modern retelling of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, West Side Story tells the tale of two star crossed lovers caught between rival gangs. A revolutionary work that changed the course of the American musical, West Side Story features an electrifying Latin and jazz-infused score including "Somewhere," "Tonight," "I Feel Pretty," and "America."
CITY: Oakbrook Terrace
August 20th Cruise Nite in Berwyn
Come down to the Depot District and enjoy Cruise Nites with other families, residents and car enthusiasts. Learn more about Berwyn's proud classic car culture and historical automotive heritage. Cruise Nites are free! Just show up and have a great time!
CITY: Berwyn
Pumpkin Fest 2014
Pumpkin Fest features over 20 attractions included in general admission! Siegel's Cottonwood Farm is "The Place" to Harvest your Family Memories on 40 Acres of "Affordable Family Fun®." Siegel's corn maze, Zach's Petting Zoo and Farmer Frank's Haunted Barn are just several activities Siegel's Cottonwood Farm has to offer. Admission Weekday $10 with coupon; Weekends and Columbus Day $12 with online coupon. Children 2 and under enter FREE! Open Daily 10am - 6pm.
CITY: Lockport
Chicagoland International Pipe and Tobacciana Show
The largest Pipe Smoking Club Show in the world with vendors from around the globe. On Sunday, they will have the UPCA United States of America National Pipe Smoking Championship, with the winner representing the UPCA in the World Smoking Championships. Adults only.
CITY: St. Charles
Adapted from T.H. White's novel The Once and Future King, Camelot is a valiant Broadway musical that will transport audiences to the magical and mythical days of medieval England. The legendary characters King Arthur, Queen Guenevere, Sir Lancelot and Merlyn come alive in this exciting tale of love and chivalry. The classic production features a lush, romantic score including "If Ever I Would Leave You," "Camelot," "How to Handle a Woman," and "Follow Me."
CITY: Oakbrook Terrace
Art on Harrison
Seeking a way to announce the emerging Arts District, galleries and building owners in partnership with the Oak Park Arts Council inaugurated Art on Harrison in 1995. Conceived of as an informal Friday evening gallery walk, the event has continued each September since its inception, expanding to include entertainment and performances at participating galleries. Come out and see what the area has to offer in a convivial atmosphere, a celebration of what the creative spirits of this community have accomplished.
CITY: Oak Park
North American Vintage Decoy and Sporting Collectibles Show
This is the "granddaddy" of all shows and It's open to the public. For a discount coupon go to the website. One of the largest shows of its kind in the entire country. All types of hunting and fishing memorabelia. Buy, sell and trade. On Wednesday there will be two decoy seminars for collectors and the public. There will be a major exhibition featuring Louisiana Decoys. This exhibit will coincide with the show and is located in the Mega Center.
CITY: St. Charles
Uncorked Summer Nights
Experience the Oak Park Conservatory from a fresh perspective with Uncorked Summer Nights! Admission includes 2 drink tickets and appetizers. Also, included is showcase tours of the Fern, Tropical and Desert rooms. Enjoy music by the Grosso Family Band and art by Phil Malhiot. Appetizers provided by New Rose Catering and wine and craft beer by Marion Street Cheese Market.
CITY: Oak Park
Art Dans La Rue
Join us on Tuesday, August 6th from 12-9pm for Downtown Oak Park's authentic urban French Street Festival! Featuring: art exhibits by local artists, special showing of a French film, Can-Can dancers, French music by "Paris La Nuit," Poodle Parade, French lessons, Fresh made crepes, Wine tastings, Sidewalk chalk contest, Bike Rentals, and much more!
CITY: Oak Park
Villa Park French Market
The Villa Park French Market offers a wide variety of items including fresh flowers, fresh produce, hand-made soaps, pottery and more. The French Market is located on Park Boulevard, immediately west of Ardmore, by the gazebo. The French Market is accessible by the Prairie Path. It provides a place to gather, socialize and purchase quality goods at reasonable prices.
CITY: Villa Park
Berwyn Cruise Nites in the Depot District
Head to the Depot District for the 9th Annual Cruise Nites presented by Berwyn Kia, Paisans Pizzeria & Bar, Mike & Sons Auto Services, Cicero Auto Parts, Deece Automotive! Cruise Nites take place on Tuesdays from 6-9pm in the Depot District at Windsor & Grove Avenues steps away from the Berwyn Metra Station. Enjoy your summe evenings while taking a stroll through a combination of car show and nightlife.
CITY: Berwyn
Walking Tour of Historic Riverside
The Frederick Law Olmsted Society is pleased to offer great opportunities to learn about our historic landmark village. Discover the winding roads, delightful parks, beautiful landscapes, varied architecture and much more!
CITY: Riverside
Autumn Festival - An Arts & Crafts Affair
At this annual fest, you can browse the works of more than 500 artists and craftsmen from 30 states. Find home decor and gifts (all handcrafted and one-of-a-kind), entertainment, and plenty of food and drink. Voted one of the top 100 art shows in the country by Sunshine Artist Magazine.
CITY: Villa Park
Kane County Flea Market / November, 2014
Monthly flea market at the Kane County Fairgrounds. "The Best in the Midwest or Anywhere". Up to 1000 dealers display and sell antiques, collectibles & Francy Funque. Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
Kane County Flea Market / December, 2014
Monthly flea market at the Kane County Fairgrounds. "The Best in the Midwest or Anywhere". Up to 1000 dealers display and sell antiques, collectibles & Fancy Junque. Food served all day.
CITY: St. Charles
BatFest is Batavia's annual Halloween themed family event attracting over 2,500 ghouls. BatFest includes, downtown trick-or-treating, Mothers' Club Parade, pumpkin roll, contests BatArt and games for free family fun.
CITY: Batavia
The Stadium at the Ballpark
The Stadium at the Ballpark at Rosemont is the 2,000-seat home of the Chicago Bandits, the 2011 NPF World Champion women's softball organization, East Leyden High School's girls softball team and the Rosemont School's boys and girls softball team. It is located on the west side of 1-294, and is the first facility of its kind in the nation built expressly for women's professional sports. The team plays 25 home games a year, from June through August.
CITY: Rosemont


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In last month's installment, we took the first steps needed to bring the world-famous 1968 Firebird Grand Marque VIII factory show car back to new condition. Our primary partner in this ongoing tech series, Classic Pontiac Rescue in Honea Path, South Carolina, removed the front clip, and diagnosed the misaligned sheetmetal gaps he observed as subframe shifting.
This month, Classic Pontiac Rescue extracts this Firebird 400's code-YT mill from its cradle, and then removes the drive accessories, and opens up the mill to inspect the cooling system, crankcase, and combustion chambers. Let's jump right into the action.
Between now and the next installment, Joe plans on taking the 400 engine to his local and trusted machine shop for a proper inspection of the block. All of the surfaces will be checked, the block will thoroughly cleaned, any needed machine work will be performed, and the heads will further evaluated.
Join us next time as we visit the machine shop and document this Pure Pontiac 400's field trip out of the Firebird.
1. With the Firebird's front clip removed, Classic Pontiac Rescue owner Joe Jackson removes all of the drive accessories from the front of the Pure-Pontiac engine. He starts with the harmonic balancer and lower pulleys.
2. Next he removes the alternator and power-steering assemblies.
3. Off comes the fuel line and pump.
4. The Rochester Quadrajet carburetor is next to go. To the trained eye, this Q-jet was originally from a Chevy. Don't worry though, we'll install the correct Pontiac Quadrajet later in the series.
5. Joe says the driver-side exhaust pipe was already disconnected and removed before he took delivery of the car. Since the entire exhaust system is being replaced later, he uses a reciprocating saw to cut the passenger-side pipe close to the manifold flange.
6. With all of the wiring disconnected and the mounts free from the subframe, it's time to extract the 400. Joe says it's always best to have two people for this step to ensure damage does not happen to either the car or the engine and attached components. He demonstrates how he uses a suitable engine hoist rated for the weight of the Pontiac block and a helper guides the engine away from the Firebird.
7. "The first thing we noticed upon engine removal was a flywheel attaching bolt that has a much larger head than the stock piece," Joe says. "This can cause two problems. It can set the rotating assembly off balance and also cause interference with proper spacing between the torque converter and flywheel."


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Fledgling airframer Icon is showing off the first production version of its A5 light sport aircraft this week at EAA AirVenture 2014 in Oshkosh, Wis. Unveiled at the show, engineering serial number 1 (ESN-1), is the first of the company's aircraft to be built from the production design, using production tooling, methods and components.
Homebuilt aircraft
The first production HondaJet–N420EX, which has a "deep-green-pearl" paint scheme–made its public debut yesterday at EAA AirVenture 2014 at Wittman Regional Airport in Oshkosh, Wis., just one month after the aircraft first flew from the company's headquarters in Greensboro, N.C. Following a celebratory event at AirVenture's Boeing Square, the HondaJet concluded the day with a flight demonstration during the afternoon airshow that included high- and low-speed passes.
New Jersey-based aircraft livery creator Scheme Designers is hosting a scavenger hunt for attendees this week at the 2014 EAA AirVenture in Oshkosh, Wis. Visitors to the company's booth (No. 3056, Hangar C) can pick up an entry form and set off to find aircraft in the manufacturers' display area bearing Scheme Designers custom paint jobs and identifying stickers. Participants should note the make, model and registration number of each aircraft on the form, which must turned in to the booth by 4 p.m. on Saturday, August 2.
Experimental aircraft manufacturer Sonex Aircraft introduced its AeroVee Turbo engine and announced new details on its in-development SubSonex personal jet during the company's annual EAA AirVenture open house, held yesterday at its headquarters, which are adjacent to Wittman Regional Airport in Oshkosh, Wis. The Turbo boosts the power of the standard AeroVee engine from 80 hp to 100 hp.
The annual Experimental Aviation Association (EAA) AirVenture show officially opens tomorrow in Oshkosh, Wis., but aviation enthusiasts have been streaming in to Oshkosh Wittman Regional Airport for the past few weeks.
Kitplane company Sonex Aircraft announced that its JSX-2 SubSonex Personal Jet flew on July 10. The initial goal of the flight-test program was to evaluate the single-engine jet's systems, flight controls, gear and overall aircraft geometry, and handling through moderately high speeds. A second flight checked the function of the retractable landing gear and explored higher speeds.
After moving the partially built components of the all-composite, single-engine Privateer amphibian to Comp Air Aviation in Titusville, Fla. for final assembly, Comp Air technicians have put together major portions of the airframe. In the past three months, the Comp Air team has installed the wings and center section on the fuselage, then attached that assembly to the floats. "The horizontal stabilizer and elevator are complete and ready for control system integration," according to Comp Air. First flight of the 714-hp Walter 601-powered amphibian is planned in the fourth quarter.
Gulfstream filed a patent last week for a new undercarriage configuration that significantly reduces the amount of noise created when an aircraft flies with the landing gear deployed. As engines have become ever quieter, the aerodynamic noise created by disturbed airflow around the aircraft itself makes up an increasing proportion of the overall noise signature.
The Textron AirLand joint venture said its Scorpion light strike and intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance (ISR) jet has completed 50 hours of flight-tests since it first flew on December 12 last year. The prototype has flown to 30,000 feet and at 120 to 310 knots calibrated airspeed, with a maximum airspeed tested of 430 KTAS.
The NTSB report of the 1985 accident is sparse, noting only that the aerobatic airplane lost altitude and crashed after entering a roll approximately 100 above the ground. Then-11-year-old Tom Braun, who was a passenger, doesn't remember much about the impact that claimed his father's life and destroyed the scratch-built Steen Skybolt. A third-generation pilot, Braun today works as a sheet-metal technician at Jet Aviation's St. Louis MRO and completions facility.
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All AndroidPIT Articles from Samantha Donaldson This feed includes the latest articles and forum posts from Samantha Donaldson at www.androidpit.com. urn:androidpit:user:f1dbb78c8230d11b008525898d724035 2010-11-15T15:00:10Z Samantha Donaldson via AndroidPIT 2010-11-15T15:00:10Z en RE: A few questions about the samsung galaxy s! Samantha Donaldson urn:androidpit:forum:post:d2c15fea75c4d5688c96bfc178b826ca 2010-11-15T15:00:10Z 2010-11-15T15:00:10Z we are both running on 2.1! lol i have phoned Orange UK and they are baffled too! have a guy phoning me about it today at some point. Just checked and my update isnt through yet  Samantha Donaldson 2010-11-15T15:00:10Z A few questions about the samsung galaxy s! Samantha Donaldson urn:androidpit:forum:post:3e4134f344e0ad974ec0d675120a7a28 2010-11-15T00:36:15Z 2010-11-15T00:36:15Z Hi

I got the samsung galaxy s last week and I have a few questions:

1. Why can the samsung galaxy s not have all the samsung apps? abit stupid if its a samsung phone and it cant have them!!!

2. The android market. Im on the same network as my friend who is also on Orange UK and has the samsung galaxy s, and we both searched for the starfield 3d live wallpaper and his brings up several options whereas mine only brings up 2, y is this? i have even tried connecting to the market via wifi and still the same result.

Any help would be appreciated!

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It was the name-calling seen around the world. Not exactly heard, since it was clearly lip-reading, but seen nonetheless. Let's rewind quickly. Mike Napoli, one of the few Boston Red Sox' hitters who are doing what they have been paid to most of the season–which is to hit and drive in runs, took a two-out, two-strike pitch from Yankees' ace Masahiro Tanaka, and drove it into the stands, breaking a 1-1 tie, and giving the Red Sox a much-needed victory in the Bronx Saturday evening. On his way around the bases, Fox Sports cameras spotted Napoli mouthing the "Idiot" as he was circling the bases. Another in a line of class acts by a class organization. It's just the latest in a line of Red Sox players running their mouths to get attention. Yanks Go Yard covered Jonny Gomes' antics during the off-season and winter. Fox Sports' Ken Rosenthal tracked down Napoli, who like any good jellyfish, tried to do immediate damage control:
"Nothing toward him…I thought he was going to throw me a split in the dirt. He had been getting me out all night on it."
While Tanaka had kept Napoli under control throughout the night previously, issuing a walk and getting a pair of strikeouts, does a tie-breaking home run really necessitate mocking your opponent around the bases and calling him names? While Napoli showed his lack of spine during the Rosenthal interview, this would be a perfect opportunity for today's Yankees' starter, Chase Whitley to remind Napoli that paybacks can sometimes be painful. A little chin music or buzzing the tower would most likely get his attention.
Then again, shouldn't Napoli and his fellow Red Sox be more concerned about where they are currently sitting in the AL East standings than mocking a rival hurler? Boston is 7 games out of first, and 4-6 over their last ten. John Farrell would be wise to remind his "defending World Series Champions", to just shut up and start winning some ball games before it's too late, and GM Ben Cherington is forced to sell off multiple pieces of last year's title team and start looking towards 2015. Then again, that would be giving anyone in Boston a thimble's full of common sense.


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It's been a rough couple of weeks for the Henderson family. First, E.J. was lost for the season after breaking his femur. And now, E.J.'s brother Erin, who memorably rode off the field with E.J. after his gruesome injury, has been suspended four games for a violation of the league's performance enhancing drugs policy.
Henderson, a 2008 draft pick out of Maryland, had played in only one other game this year before suiting up against the Bengals this weekend to fill in on special teams for the injured Karl Paymah. He made his presence felt by recovering a Darius Reynaud fumble at a point when a turnover might've given Cincinnati hope.
And now he will spend the rest of the regular season, and the Vikings' first playoff game, watching from the sidelines, without being paid.
The last Viking to be suspended for such a violation was Ray Edwards, who missed four games in 2007. Of course, Kevin and Pat Williams had been set to be suspended last season for taking a banned substance, but the courts intervened, and those players have still not been punished for that particular incident (nor does it look like they ever will).
Henderson's loss will not affect the linebacker rotation, but does leave Brad Childress with one less option on special teams, in the event of an injury. Can you say "dumb ass?"
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I have just finished the Sherlock series and I really like and enjoyed every single episode. Unfortunately they are only six (I think) episodes. Six episodes in two series? Is it only me who find it quite non-numerous? But still. I believe in Sherlock Holmes.
Trying to be back again. Or somewhat. I think I need a little space where I can write things.
If been watching the "Sherlock"- Series lately. Just finished the first episode from the second series/season/whatever-you-call-it.
I always laughed silently about text messages relationships. Like my little sister once had had when she was more little than today. They came together by short-message-service, had the most converstation per SMS, fights, blablablas and, of course, the break up(s) - all per electronical letters limited by 140 characters. How
romantic modern.
But the "Sherlock"-episode mentioned above is something different. That is a SMS-relationship I can approve of. Haha. Blabla.
Yeah… Bye.
Actually I have been trying to write in my diary. Unfortunately I am often to lazy to write per hand and I get frustrated watching my handwriting getting uglier as my hand get tired. I just downloaded a new photography app and I really like it. It is full of filters and other stuff. I wonder how to do that on the computer… The day was long. The whole school ended after the third lesson. It was a experience! The first time! I hung out with my friends. Bleh, I spend too much money although I tried to save some money. And I need to try to less the numbers of afternoons I spend with my friends. It is not like I don't like them, it's only tiring to see them everyday. I am an introvert - what can I say. Introverts are not shy persons, this definition is wrong. It is about how you get your energy. Introverts like me get their energy by being alone, having some free time. Extroverts get their energy by being with friends or others. It does not mean that they are very outgoing and talkative and stuff. I have friends who are extroverts but shy and quiet. Unfortunately I am the only introvert in my "clique". I get tired. Bleh. Have to stop it or slow it a little bit down.
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Fork in the Road thinks you should get out of town this summer, even if it's only for a day. In this Summer Fridays series, we're covering the best spots to eat in popular day trip locations. See more Summer Fridays ideas in our archives. In less than the two hours it takes for Rocky the Musical to ... More >>
Andy Karl, Broadway's Rocky Balboa, on motivational anthems and Rocky's musical legacy
Picking up the phone at her South Philly home, GANG singer Amanda Damron says, sternly, that I've interrupted her while she was watching the Beyoncé documentary on HBO. There's a brief, awkward silence, then she bursts into laughter. "It's OK, I probably know everything that's in it, I'm obsessed ... More >>
Welcome to Drinks, Dinner, and Dessert, in which we share three picks in one neighborhood, keeping an eye out for deals, off-the-menu items, and new stuff to check out. This week, get off the C train at 50th Street and use these suggestions to guide you through Hell's Kitchen.
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I've spoken to John Brousseau numerous times over the past couple of years. In 2011, I reported about the photographs he smuggled out of Scientology's International Base east of Los Angeles which documented the work he did customizing a motorcycle, a Ford Excursion, and an airplane hangar for Tom Cr ... More >>
Hard at work on his eighth novel, Deadwood author Pete Dexter still packs a punch
A Place to Bury Strangers has been called "The Loudest Band in New York." So, when we heard one of its members was opening a bar on the Lower East Side, we were surprised to learn it would be a tapas place. Sounds so dainty. Well, it turns out that tapas can be just as rock 'n' roll as beer and whis ... More >>
Summer concert season means jamming to the familiar hiss of 'hippie crack'
Ryan Skeen is launching a bi-weekly supper club and cooking class at 5 & Diamond. The first is a $55 Spring Lamb Fest next Monday, which will include a primer on how to butcher and prepare lamb in a variety of ways, from smoking to braising. [Eater] Joey Campanaro of Kenmare, Market Table a ... More >>
Big City Philadelphia, the South Philly-born rapper who may or may not be having a moment on account of "How to Rob an Industry Hipster," a viral-video-targeted update of an old 50 Cent song, is on the cover of the Philadelphia Weekly this week, talking about "skinny jeans and homophobia." Byron Cra ... More >>
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Harry Potter fans will love what Google Maps has done. Taking place right inside the display set for the Harry Potter movies in Universal Studios, London, a couple of Google people have taken a stroll down Diagon Alley and captured it all in its majesty to be shared on Google Maps. You can do a virtual walk down the alley with a full 360 degree view of everything, from Gringotts to Ollivanders Wands.
You can check out the whole thing yourself right here. And I highly reccomend listening to this soundtrack while your doing it.
Happy shopping wizards!
Calvin used to be a skeptic about Harry Potter, but after reading The Sorceror's Stone and Chamber Of Secrets, his life has never been the same since.You can follow him on Twitter @CalvinKhan89


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The U.S. Army's Non-Stockpile Chemical Materiel program is responsible for dismantling former chemical agent production facilities and destroying recovered chemical materiel. In response to congressional requirements, the Center for Disease Control (CDC), in 2003, recommended new airborne exposure limits (AELs) to protect workforce and public health during operations to destroy this materiel. To assist in meeting these recommended limits, the U.S. Army asked the NRC for a review of its implementation plans for destruction of production facilities at the Newport Chemical Depot and the operation of two types of mobile destruction systems. This report presents the results of that review. It provides recommendations on analytical methods, on airborne containment monitoring, on operational procedures, on the applicability of the Resource Conservation and Recovery Act, and on involvement of workers and the public in implementation of the new AELs.
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|3 Old and New Airborne Exposure Limits
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|6 Regulatory Approval and Permitting, and Public Involvement
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|Appendix B Non-Stockpile Inventories
|Appendix C Committee Meetings and Other Activities
|Appendix D Approved Personal Protective Equipment
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I am not like super into photography but I would like a nice camera. Something for everyday use that's under $300. Any suggestions?
To be a fan of something, that thing needs to be a noun. For example… Reptar, Regina Spektor, Socialism.
You can not be a fan of "I Hate Waking Up Early". For one, if you hate it, you are not a fan of it. It just doesn't make any goddamn sense. If you want to be a part of a group that consists of people who hate waking up early that is perfectly fine. You also cannot be a fan of "Addicted to Harry Potter" or "I Don't Smoke". Those are not things you can be fans of. Just make a group already sheesh.
Stop abusing facebook fan pages!
Also, the next person I see that becomes a fan of water, breathing, laughing, or anything else that fucking every person on the planet likes, I am going to call you an idiot and hopefully make you cry.
Some middle school kid in Nashville got it. Apparently, he has no known connection to Mexico so he must of contracted it here. The kids school is closed for the next 7 days. I'm not gonna lie, I wish someone here would get it… maybe then they would cancel my math final.
personally I think everyone is a little bit bisexual, but so many people, even some gay-friendly allies, would never ever admit it.
Look into the Kinsey scale. I think it's pretty accurate. It's a range from 0 to 6, with zero being completely straight and 6 being completely gay. The majority are somewhere in the middle. It doesn't completely work, but it's a good starting point.I think I am a two. I mean, girl's are hot and all, but I have only ever met one that I totally would have pursued something with. Sadly, she lived far away.
Personally, I agree that everyone is a bit bi. However (and I am probably going to offend a bunch of people here… sorry), most of the people I know personally that have labeled themselves as bi tend to be a bit whoreish. I think that the majority of people do have a preference for either boys or girls, and that by using the bi label they are just trying to keep as many of their options open as possible. Also, I believe that some of them are just not ready to admit that they are gay. Obviously, there are exceptions. This is just what I have seen to be true with people I personally know.
No one will love you if you don't love yourself first. I read that "advice" all the time. It sickens me. First off, it's not true. My wife loved me, unconditionally, for years. I never truly loved myself through any of it. In fact, sometimes I think I loved myself so little, endless love from one woman wasn't enough. I needed more. That's why I went out and looked for it. I never cheated on her, mind you, but my entire life was based on getting validation from others, putting myself out there and getting something back from it. It's one of the reasons I broke up with her. She loved me, but she couldn't help me love myself.
Even if the advice were true, it would still be stupid advice. Basically it tells people that don't love themselves, that they should love themselves. Oh, right. Thanks.
Wait, no, let me guess your answer. "Only you could know that", right? Yea, eat a bag of dicks, you hippie. Give me an answer. How does one come to love himself?
Telling me to love myself is like telling a fat kid to stop being fat. No, tell him to eat healthy, tell him to excersize. And now tell me what to do. Oh wait, you can't. And if you dare say I should 'excersize my heart' I will stab you.
I don't love myself. I don't hate myself either. Not most of the time. My self love and my self hatred are fleeting, like my love for others, and their love for me. My wife used to love me. I know my mother loves me, but she's never told me. I never told her either. My father never loved me. I always hated him. "But your friends love you". Yea, thanks. We watch stoner movies and go for breakfast together. It's all great, but it's not exactly moving the core of my being.
I have a better question. How can you love yourself if no one else does? There, that's my response. That is my advice. I were to believe that I'm loveable, but no one else does, I might as well believe that unicorns are real. In fact, I bet I could find more people that believe in the latter. How's that for cynicism? It's the same thing though, isn't it? You know what it's called when a person believes something, but no one else does? It's called insanity. I would be insane to love myself.
I like myself. Tons of people like me. I'm very likeable. I can think of dozens of reasons why I should like myself. For one, you're reading this, so I'm an okay writer if anything. But loveable? Love myself? I don't know. I'm much better now. I've been feeding my ego, getting my validation. I've been finding out that girls do have crushes on me, girls will fuck me, girls do find me funny, I can take a girl on a good date. See, I never knew these things. I guess I learned to like myself by dumping the only person that ever loved me. I guess affection and blowjobs from random girls make me like myself more than my wife did. Ofcourse, it's a thin line between self-love, and ego. In fact, what is the difference? Self-love is, by definition, extremely egotistical. So is that what you're telling me? Be a self centered piece of shit, and everyone will love you? I don't think so. I see all the hottest women clinging to self loathing, self destructive pieces of shit. Especially if they play the guitar.
No one will love you if you don't love yourself first. Really? So basically, I should love myself so I can convince others to love me? I want them to go, "you're right, you are amazing! I love you too"? I don't want that. I don't want to have to scam anyone into loving me. I want to be loved, naturally, for no reason. Not because I told them to.
"I know I'm unlovable, you don't have to tell me", sang Stephen Patrick Morrissey.
Just so you guys know… this guy is probably my current favorite writer on tumblr.
I am actually very afraid of having my GPA fall below a 2.5 this semester, which would mean no job and no HOPE scholarship. Which would basically mean my I would be screwed. :/
Now, I just have to get through poli sci late tonight and I am free until Monday. But right now I am going to take a nap!
I didn't get in trouble at all because I was able to give an accurate definition of the word and to show how I had used it properly. I learned how to talk my way out of things at an early age and it's paid off numerous times.
The first time I swore I did not get in trouble because it was cute. I learned at an early age that being cute got me out of trouble (probably not the best lesson to learn). I was five and said, "Look at those pretty damn flowers!" while watching Fantasia.
I need to study for my geography final. I need to study for my geography final.
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Okay, maybe not hate… just am very jealous of.
I get really cranky when I am tired.
I let my fingernail polish stay on until it all just chips off.
I am disorganized.
I hate cleaning and I never put my clothes away.
I have mood swings sometimes.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition always makes me cry.
Commitment scares the fuck out of me.
I spend to much time thinking about things.
I need a lot of attention.
Sometimes, I am not logical. Other times, I am too logical.
I say fuck a lot.
I laugh a lot… sometimes when nothing is really funny.
I can be really self-involved.
I need to see this movie.
First person to make it happen wins my heart.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Tuesday, Thursday
Still waitlisted for Spanish (which I won't get in) and Africana studies (which I really really hope I get in and actually might)
However, right now I must sleep because I am going to The Rescue tomorrow and so actually have to be functioning.
it makes it so much easier for you to attack me.
I'm sorry. I'll try to stop.
Thank you so so much to everyone who answered questions. I really appreciate it and can totally go back to actually functioning now. At least, for a bit. :D


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Screw The OC/Gossip Girl fantasy wedding. Adam Brody belongs with Rachel Bilson (or me) and Leighton Meester belongs with Ed Westwick. Just like Ryan Gosling belongs with Rachel McAdams. And if you really want to get technical, Taylor Swift belongs with Jake Gyllenhaal and Jake Gyllenhaal belongs with Taylor Swift. They just haven't realized it yet..
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It didn't take long after Adam Scott's victory in the Masters for the impact to reach his namesake, the actor Adam Scott of "Parks and Recreation." The jokes came fast and furious, and they did not meet Scott's definition of humorous.
this is fun
So, Conan O'Brien invited Scott, the actor, onto his show on TBS to discuss his feelings.
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