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1. Bing Maps is terrible.
2. Check back here someday, in case you've been digitally immortalized.
1. Bing Maps is terrible.
2. Check back here someday, in case you've been digitally immortalized.
Quite sad, I say. Quite sad. I've been sitting on some blog ideas for months without ever getting around to writing them, strangely. I am missing my carefree deadjournal/livejournal/actualjournal days.
I guess part of being an adult is being embarrassed about the prospect of my every thought being available for public web consumption, but let's be honest.
That being said, I think I can let the word vomit flow once more. I know I should really just use an actual pen and paper journal, but I have a bad habit of mixing sketchbooks and journals together in a very disorganized, messy fashion. Also, it does not take very long at all for my wrists to start hurting. How depressing is that? Even my body doesn't want me writing or drawing for extended periods.
I'm seriously considering buying a condo, or else having a heart attack before age 30. I'm not sure how good of an idea it is to buy a condo that's smaller than my current apartment and will cost 1.5 times my current rent. At least it's forced savings? And the property value may go up since I'm looking at a place along Chicago's somewhat-soon-to-be-opened Bloomingdale Trail? or should I say the 606? Both!
My chest feels kinda tight and gurgly. I think I've had too much caffeine today, which is impossible because there's no such thing as too much caffeine.
Let's see, here are some ideas I have currently:
My apartment building is a disaster. We've been living there too long. Time to move on. In everything! Let it go, let it goooooo. I should probably film myself in full drag doing a cover of Let It Go before it's too late, right?
I've started sending some of my babies out to live on their own.
I ironed my pants, I'm wearing a belt, my shirt is tucked in, I'm eating oatmeal from a styrofoam cup, I'm on hotel wi-fi sending work emails, and I'm calling coworkers to annoy them before 10am. Being an adult is the worst.
I think I'll go stand in line for a few hours to hopefully see grumpy cat and take a selfie on a wrecking ball to make up for this morning.
[archived from: http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mccu0154/mugwump/2006/02/more_campus_posters.html]
Here are a few more posters I've done for groups around campus. The day after the astronomy club posters were hung, two friends came into the Tweed talking about it and sat next to me. The female friend was laughing because she kept reading the poster as "as. tronomy." two words. I confessed to making the poster. Then I told her I made the "get publis hed" poster too. She asked if I'd taken a typography course. Ergh.
Bad typography aside, I made this as a followup poster for the Literary Guild. I hoped to achieve something bold and actually legible. The struggle continues. As a bonus, I finally discovered the "live trace" function in Illustrator CS2, and my life may never be the same again.
Nighttime casts the simple in the role of the sublime, upstaging reality's part in the production.
It was strange enough to experience Taiwan without parents, but to be in the care of a host family, to be exploring a Confucius temple, to be wearing my pajamas, was all too surreal. I naturally associate dreams and nighttime, and it is in a dream perspective that I remember many awe-striking and lonely evenings. The edges of my Taiwan experience, a two week winter extension of a summer camp, are frayed like the well-worn and loved edges of a dream carpet I often ride. The face of my host father is lost to me, and the only detail still clear to me now was the daughter's need to complete her French homework—her third language, a detail which put my lingual ignorance to shame. The mother had asked if I wanted any clothes washed, and I gladly volunteered everything I'd packed after changing into pajamas. I assumed I was done with cross-cultural experiences for the night, a reality shifting mistake.
What was an epic to experience memory has made a reviewer's synopsis—devoid of the original essence and depth. The air was cool but heavy with Taiwan's promise of rain. The ground was gravel and what pavement there was was uneven, but memory has repaved that night's real cobblestone with more recent, European stones. Two temples were visited that evening, and my trepidation as the host father swung open the door of the second stays clear. We pushed our way into a sanctuary ablaze with candles and scented with imposing sticks of incense, and I felt alienated by this holy encounter. A short, fat, fifteen-year-old white kid from the Midwest was wholly out of place in Taiwan and an especially sore thumb clad half asleep in his pajamas in a place of worship. Perhaps my discomfort was due in part to Taiwan's harsh reality as a cold target practice for Chinese missiles. America does not even officially recognize Taiwan as a country, yet there I was experiencing my first time as a cultural and racial minority in a land not saturated with tourists. A few nights later on the technical edge of the new millennium, I found myself amidst my own continuing fears of apocalypse and crowds of hundreds of thousands in Taipei, Taiwan. A man offered to buy a few girls in our group as a jump start to his new year which was our cue to bunny hop in conga line formation away from the main celebrations. We were an absurdist splash of brown and blond dots following a trail of leading black in a wider, raven sea. I spent the rest of the night perched on a fountain at a Taiwanese high school, talking to no one and watching fireworks in the distance. In the grand sense I was at peace, yet I still felt cheated by my isolation. Others in the group were discovering alcohol at a distant T.G.I.F. I was left alone, alongside a group of my peers to wallow in my own reflections while they wallowed in their want for alcohol.
Nighttime is often my most dominating memory of a memorable trip; it is the spectacular set piece, the rising action in the play, the last song in a musical. I was only eleven when I visited Egypt, something I am unsure if I should be thankful for or regret. I remember the trip, yet I rarely think of it. My nighttime experiences there were some of my first surreal memories. Near the midnight hour in a private resort town outside of Alexandria on the Mediterranean coast, I remember huddling together with my sister in our shared bed as my father pounded the wall with a towel to kill mosquitoes in the next room. My sister and I curled up, fearing not only malaria, but also the rats that'd invaded our borrowed flat.
Another night on a guided tour of Karnak Temple, a woman fainted from the heat that even desert night had not granted reprieve. I see the parting of the crowds as she fell backwards, slowly, as if she were drowning. Someone must have caught her against a backdrop of crumbling pillars emblazoned with hieroglyphs, but like the intricacies of the Confucius temples in Taiwan, the details are now shrouded and frayed. One last evening recollection of Egypt is set on the balcony of the Mina Palace Hotel in Cairo. From there my family could see the Pyramids, and we watched in amazement as nightly laser lights show danced across the theater of the sky. The night air was cool and refreshing; I say this because night air is almost always cool and refreshing. My nighttime memories are filled with these atmospheric hints, yet I cannot clearly separate and describe just how the air clung to my skin as I watched a technicolor projection of a ship paddling across the Nile. This technological laser light show fad of the nineties seems ridiculous now, as if the Pyramids are not impressive enough, but at that age I was upset we were not there, experiencing the event from an even closer vantage point. The logic of an eleven year old failed to account for all of the other beautiful, college fund depriving excesses of the trip.
Seven years later with thoughts of Egypt buried, I discovered the beauty of an empty main street in Aberdeen, SD covered in snow on New Year's Eve. Prior to that night I often missed the point in South Dakota; I still do. For the first time I was fully taken with my friends and found peace in my surroundings. I attach great stigma to the state of my birth, but I cannot find fault with a group of teenagers experiencing snow as if it were their first time. Even Maren, who nearly had a breakdown that night, gleefully embraced the prosaic whiteness. Crazy Mike (so called for various nighttime run-ins with the police, which some would call a curfew violation, and which Crazy Mike saw as opportunities to dress as "Timmy the Broken Condom") paraded up and down the street, strummed what was not his guitar, and serenaded the unwilling, yet still un-complaining. Emma, prone to severe depression, and Steph, prone to extreme self-destruction, made snow angels in the street. Dream memory here erases the self; I cannot see where I relate to the events on that street iconic of small towns worldwide and Jimmy Stuart's resolve not to die. In memory, I drift almost as lightly as the snow amongst other free and joyous bodies, spotlighting their actions. That night I feared I was beginning to understand what so many Midwestern writers cling to—"a sense of place." This "sense" derives from the point I discovered that night; it is often the people that make the experience in an otherwise uninspired landscape.
New Years two years later was the third act in a sublime play of New Year celebrations marking the odd year. Rome was alive with explosions, and everywhere Italian youths threw festive dynamite, making the occasion feel like a desperate celebration in a warzone. My apocalyptic fears once again renewed. I was in this ancient city with Maren, the first friend from home I had seen in months; Mike, the latest source of endless issues; and his friend from home Adam. We finished an amazing meal of pizza, pasta, and bread and an even more amazing Tiramisu to which life now pales in comparison to. After leaving the restaurant, Mike became casualty to urban warfare, his leg being hit by the shrapnel of a celebratory firecracker. We decided to escape the area of Roma Termini and find a bar, quick. Never has it been so hard to find drink on New Year's. We eventually gave up and took refuge in an overpriced snack bar inside Termini. Maren was the only one successful in getting drunk, and by 11:00 both she and Adam were tired. They retired to their respective hostels, and Mike and I set off in search of life altering splendor on New Year's amongst encroaching sounds of small explosives. Walking towards the Forum, we entered a barricaded side street and discovered an open air concert. There we counted down the seconds until 2005, and when the time came, a combined arsenal of firecrackers, champagne poppers, and car bombs all crescendoed at once.
Following the celebration we set off in different directions, Mike in search of the Colosseum, and I in search of myself. This is a poetic lie, for we were headed in the same direction, I am just prone to metaphor. We passed the remains of several celebrations on our way to Rome's icon, an overpriced train wreck of a tourist attraction re-ruined by renovations and archaeologists but pretty and colossal regardless. I felt alone with my awe that night in Rome, yet I was intensely aware of Mike's presence next to me. When I travel alone, I wish for someone alongside me especially at night, sharing in the experience. My own thoughts play a weak second fiddle. Mike and I conversed sparingly; we did not need conversation, which is to say I think he enjoyed the silence, and I tried to keep quiet.
A few nights later I found myself alone with my thoughts and Maren in Venice, the city of love. Love not for a friend has never been with me on these otherwise amorous nights, an issue Venice could only accentuate. I was amazed by how a city so populated with tourists could become my own after dark. Its pavement was as empty as its canals were still, and all that stirred were Maren and I, lost in the winding corridors of Venice and ourselves. We eventually found our way back to the hostel, but both our searches go on for the greater endpoints in our journey.
When I visited Prague for the first time my expectations were not fully met; I wanted a five act play but found one. Walking on Prague Castle's terraces at dusk in December, I believed I had found "my" Prague, but it was an unstable victory. Prague has presented me with a conundrum; it is a city of beauty, but I remain unmoved. Licensed merchandise proclaims "Kafka wandered these streets," yet I did not feel his dark, isolating surrealism in Prague. Nighttime grants majesty to places I visit, but it does not explain them further. Mysteries escape my grasp and become enlarged. Even if I could arrive at some meaning on sublime nights, the readings would be false. Dream logic does not apply to the waking world. Perhaps my experience with Prague is marred by an incomplete nighttime experience; did I leave before intermission? My vista above the city was breathtaking at dusk, but I was asleep at midnight. I went on one of the city's ghost tours, but even the supernatural could not win my admiration.
Despite my inability to connect to Prague, I found the surreal performance I was looking for two months later on a winter's night in a February Berlin. Walking amongst the untouched snow which clung to dirty pavement in a deserted east Berlin filled me with awe. I was once again in the isolating presence of Mike. While the past New Years had been an exercise in outrageous excess, this night was an experiment in subdued minimalism. It made me want to spin around with arms outstretched and collapse. I did this in the Lustgarten, a modest city green tucked under a bleached down of fresh snow. As I spun, my vision filled with monuments on all sides: to the north the Berlin National Gallery, to the east Kölner Dom, to the south across Under Den Linden the DDR Parliament building, and to the west the bank of the Spree. I am amazed by how much there is to see on the eastern side of Berlin. The communists may have crushed up the old Prussian palaces to build their ugly Deutsche Demokratik Republik parliament, but they left the paradoxical Protestant Cathedral and museums untouched. Following this dizzy blur of history, Mike and I strolled along snowy Unter Den Linden, Berlin's main boulevard, and marveled that things were still open. England changes one's world view of "late." Arriving at the Brandenburg Tor I was again forced to spin around and collapse. I forgot to bring my camera, but the cool stillness of the evening freezes images in my head I could not have captured any other way. The living image of the Brandenburg Tor, larger than any picture frame or canvas, will stay with me, not some detached sunshine version sold on postcards.
Somehow snow makes things feel more secure. I doubt my paranoia would have allowed such wanderings on the back streets of Berlin otherwise. The orange ambiance of the night made Berlin's wooded city park especially dream-like. A lurking fountain set behind the trees appeared to possess moving figures. In this forest, I later learned, Victor Nabokov encountered a stranded bathtub amongst other refuse in a Berlin experienced before World War II.
My silent trek continued past the new Holocaust memorial made eerily poignant by the snow, through the failed bit of city planning known as the Sony Plaza, past the seat of Berlin city government, alongside the last standing bits of the Wall, through Checkpoint Charlie, past the Luftwaffe Headquarters, and around so much more, somehow seeing almost all of the Berlin sites in one late night journey on foot. We had come full circle and arrived back at the Lustgarten where we were faced by the unexplained sight of rave lights in the Kölner Dom's cupola. Pausing to observe the strobing colors dancing across the windows, Mike and I thought we might have heard music, but one does not really hear the ocean inside a seashell. We stared for a while longer, pondering the aberration which would be more at home in a dream. We even circled the building in attempts to find an open door or foot prints. I wondered what Martin Luther would have thought of the while ordeal.
Some nights, I think, are meant to be simple acts of beauty, adventure, and confusion. Nights are the playgrounds of dream, which allow the false logic of dreams to escape into reality. I find my experiences in the twilight are often much stranger than my dreams. I dream of mundane days at school yet wander at night pajama-clad and in a state of waking disbelief.
Before venturing back to the hostel, I saw a statue of a woman in front of the Kölner Dom wink, and all I could do was blink and rub my already open eyes in response. No alarm clock woke me that night, for I was already awake.
Written in 2005 for Art of the Memoir
For the month of November, I'll have a selection of my internet eikon GIFs hanging at Knockbox Cafe (1001 N. California Ave, Chicago, IL). Be sure to check 'em out if you're in town.
(For Love Nothing Day 2013, I'm reposting the piece I wrote for Art of the Memoir in college in 2005 for the first Love Nothing Day).
Saturday, 12 February 2005
On a train leaving wintery Copenhagen, it becomes my desire to attain the poetic. Plush blue seats, violet headrests, and a woman smoking helps set the mood; I feel as if I must be close to poetry. I have opted to skip headphones in favor of the train's own music: the soft hum of the wheels on the track, a 'whoosh' of automatic door between carriages, a phone conversation in Danish to my left .
I feel serene amongst the blanched plains. It is obvious why the Swedish chose Minnesota as their home away; there is comfort in uniformity of environment, regardless of its misery. I do not think I would be happy in a warm climate, and even in England the absence of snow has made itself known. Spring in February is not a delight.
At each new station we arrive at more and more snow, allowing me to feel closer and closer to home. A home. Sweden and Denmark have too many trees and hills for them to be the expansive nothingness of eastern South Dakota; rather, it is closer to my intermediary home in Duluth, Minnesota, yet it is a place viewed from the context of my newest home in England. Even as my homes increase, I find my families fewer in number, or perhaps that I find myself distanced from them is a more apt. Distance has made it easier to forget.
I am unsure if my heart is growing fonder, but my nostalgia does grow larger. I want the past, but I do not want to return as I am now. That would be impossible and unsuitable; knowing what I know now, the present is still the best. Snow is always more romantic when it falls. A parallel to memory could be drawn here, but it is weak. There is romance as the event happens, but it is upon recollection that it grows, expands, and changes. Old snow only grows dirtier and becomes blinding on sunny days.
Sunday, 13 February 2005
In an art museum in Odense, Denmark the day before Valentine's Day, I have just paid the equivalent of $5 USD to glance at paintings I barely appreciate. I recognize no artists, and even the styles seem different somehow. The titles are an incomprehensible mash of a language I do not know; however, I must confess an element of awe at this scene. Placed throughout the museum are terra cotta sculptures: the busts of priests, women preparing for a bath that never comes, and best of all—the little boys. Boys who stare inward and peek around corners; they move when I cannot see them. They appear sullen, but I sense their jubilance. Is their melancholy an act, begging for the reward of attention (is my melancholy an act?)? With their innocent bodies, I imagine this museum is perfect place for them. They are kept warm and dry, free from the harsh Scandinavian winters–they are loved avidly by some, but left to themselves by many others. Imagine their delight when groups of marauding schoolchildren invade during the week. It is at those times they must be the most alive.
In a gallery on the main floor, there is what I interpret as a satirists response to the melodrama of plains and prairies in the works of Harvey Dunn, an artist whose works rarely escape the boundaries of a small gallery in Brookings, South Dakota. In the Danish painting I speak of, the artist has rendered the same drab, bucolic scene exaggerated, but placed in the foreground is not a mother of prairie. Rather, it is an apparent grandmother, hunched over her now dead husband; the scene is true pastoral angst. Land worked so hard to sustain has finally killed. The farmer's wife, abandoned, looks off the canvas to the right. Is this the future she sees, or is it the void? Emptiness? Or simply nothing? The scene is tragicomedy, and I am overwhelmed by its meaninglessness.
Monday, 14 February 2005
Sometime between one and two am, Valentine's Day. Hour three.
Ryainair flight document:
From Aarhus (AAR) to London Stansted(STN)
Sun, 13Feb05 Flight FR715 Depart AAR at 22:45 and arrive STN at 23:23
I have underestimated the power of the word meaninglessness. I am now stranded in Århus Airport in the middle of nowhere, Denmark. It could be days before I get back to England. For now my travelers, Amanda, Cindy, and Dominique, and I huddle together on two rows of airport seating we have pushed together. This is our ship, our fortress. We have no roof but that of the open airport, and our floor is a hard steel covered by tightly worn blue fabric. Cindy and Amanda huddle together, but I am alone on the side. I curl up in an attempt to get comfortable and prepare for the long wait ahead of me.
Eight am, Valentine's Day. Hour eleven.
Sleep was only a brief respite, for it seems that in the morning the small regional airport of Århus springs to life, and in its exhalations grows cold. I would be miserable if Cindy had not the foresight to bring blankets with; it is one of our few concessions in this situation. Since we are awake, we begin to hope we might catch the Monday morning flight. Our hours in the queue the night before earned us numbers 16, 17, 18, and 19. Poor road conditions gave me hope. I crossed my fingers in anticipation of more people stranded outside the airport; this was my subtle revenge. When the time came, there seemed to be promise. Not that many people appeared to have arrived, and one unlucky family was denied access to the plane because they had come too late.
It was to our horror that the group learned waiting list numbers go by booking—several entire families had boarded by the time number eight was called. I ready myself again for the wait, perhaps we can make it onto the Monday night flight.
Past six pm, Valentine's Day. Hour nineteen.
Unsure of how we were getting to the airport, I elected to call the bus company. One prophetic line from the telephone conversation sticks with me, "there may be delays."
I remain in the Århus Airport. Cindy, Dom, Manda, and I have taken up residence in the Chauffeur Lounge of the upstairs restaurant. No one has asked us to leave yet, but we remain certain we are trespassers into the Pilot's Lounge. Our bags sprawl across the room as Cindy and Manda imitate them on the couch. Dom writes postcards and I just write. It took an unreal effort to bring us here, yet it may take several combined acts of airport and weather gods as well as smiles from the fates to get us out of here before Wednesday.
We felt lucky to have been promised a free cab to the airport when we heard the bus was not coming. We would still make it to the airport! When all the free cabs had come and gone, we felt relieved to pay our cab driver 700 kr to ferry us to the airport. It was retribution when we ran the final 100 meters across an unplowed road littered with hopeless other taxis and stalled vehicles. Most cars had given up the struggle. We were happy to pay the cab driver an extra 200 kr because we had at least made it this far, our excesses would soon be over. Traversing the last few hundred feet to the airport, we ran, we fell, we drifted into thought. The check-in desk was still open. Once again, we believed ourselves lucky.
Now, we are overjoyed (perhaps a stretch) to find we might fly out as soon as Tuesday evening. That discovery came this morning at three am, long after I was supposed to have been on a coach from London to Birmingham. I failed to phone this coach, and I lack faith in National Express's ability to understand my situation, but what is £19.50 to them? At this point, I do not even know what it means to me.
Our 46 kilometer drive through mountainous snow drifts, half plowed roads, and inexplicably stopped vehicles had been for naught (assuming the going price of naught these days is 900 kr, $150, or £75). We had not failed, but our coach had. Our flight had too.
We have effectively been ryanair'd–the torturously low fare airline as I call it. Cindy opts for the moniker "the unfair airline."
Valentine's Day. Hour 21.
We are unsure of our fate. We have not been offered compensation for the taxi, for sleeping in the airport, or even for food. We are too weak to fight it. Victor Navorski in The Terminal at least started out with food vouchers. It is with great regret that I must admit I am not Tom Hanks. His fictional political coupe reminds me there are worse things than being snowed into a Danish airport, regardless of the inconvenience. My struggle will not end here. I must grow and learn to play the adult game. Groups of students fail to evoke pity or attention; an inability to e-mail parents concerns none. I sense distrust caused by my increasingly greasy hair. My t-shirt, a souvenir from the trip, is literally a red flag ("DANMARK") alerting tired airport employees to my tourist status.
By covering my shame with a German thrift-store sweater and by attempting to cover the mess of strands on my head, I can approach the customer service desk of destiny alone and coax information out of them with a smile. I have not yet made any kills with kindness, but I have gained information. I must stick to the childish hope that I can trust what they tell me; otherwise, the whole process begins anew. Even so, an "adult" brush off is infinitely more satisfying. It is certain that the adult game takes money, and I have never been good at budgeting.
My one hope is that the group's perseverance has earned us spots three, four, five, and six on the waiting list for tonight's flight. It seems almost certain we might make it onboard.
Valentine's Day. Hour 24.
I shook with nervous anticipation when I was finally called forward to check-in. The waiting list had paid off, but this triumph seemed dreamlike. I beamed as I went through airport security for the second time in as many days. The four of us laughed and joked; it became my new mission in life to eat Manor House breakfast on Tuesday. When it neared the time of the flight, things started slipping into the past. A sense of dread, deja vu, and existential giddiness filled me as the departures screen changed our flight's expected time of arrival later and later. Then came the same announcement as the night before, "we at Ryanair regret to inform you that Flight 715 has been cancelled…"
Knowing what awaited, our group sprang up and ran back to security. Those unfortunate enough to have been there the night before did the same. It would be a hellish ordeal to reschedule. We were stopped and told to wait, how many times does an airport try to keep you in? Once freed, we ran to Ryainair's customer service desk, despite several airline employees desperately pointing us to our returned luggage. For the Tuesday morning flight we secured numbers eight, nine, ten and eleven, but the roads are clearing, and with them, our hopes of reprieve quickly blow away.
Much to my chagrin, assurances made during my dabbling in the adult game were false. We had lost our seats on the Tuesday evening flight when we boarded the Monday evening fiasco. Our sprint to customer service hopefully saved us the embarrassment of another day in the airport.
Tomorrow is Love Nothing Day. What won't we love?
Tuesday, 15 February 2005
Love Nothing Day. Hour 35.
Those boarding from the waiting list ended at number six. So close, but so far from home. The prospect of flying out tonight, on a flight we now have actual bookings for, seems like a last hope. The group has decided if we do not fly out tonight, we will live in the Århus airport indefinitely. We can remember no other home.
Love Nothing Day. Hour 37.
How many kroners are you willing to pay for a large plate of pommes frittes, inhabited with salt and bordered by a rogue state of ketchup? After so long, these are the things that become good ideas.
Love Nothing Day. Hour 40.
It seems Mary Shelley saw this coming:
"…and my voyage is only now delayed until the weather shall permit my embarkation. The winter has been dreadfully severe, but the spring promises well, and it is considered as a remarkably early season; so that perhaps I may sail sooner than expected."
Love Nothing Day. Hour 42.
It is almost certain that Purgatory for me would take the form of an airport—Århus Lufthavn to be precise. There I would wait endlessly for my sins to be absolved and for my flight to Heaven to board. Every misdeed would take the form of a waiting list, standby for a flight I could not hope to catch. Greater sins would be the cancelled flight, taunting in its promise.
Love Nothing Day. Over 49 hours after our scheduled departure time.
More than two days in a small Danish airport were penance for misdeeds. I was taken to this place not by Virgil, but by a cab driver who succeeded in navigating the icy wastes.
Love Nothing Day. Over 50 hours after scheduled departure time, somewhere over Scandinavia.
Once airborne, the journey already seemed unreal.
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I loved how much some of these Latinos could pee, even if they're drinking beer to help get their bladders to overflowing. I loved seeing them sitting down, pointing their dick toward their mouth, pissing all over their face and letting it stream down their torso. One of them holds his mouth open and sticks his tongue out to receive a steady stream of his own urine.
You'll also see couples where the piss play takes on an added erotic element as often one of the guys will urinate on the other. You'll also get to see the peed-on guy giving the pisser a blowjob and then watch some mutual masturbation, not to mention receiving a facial at the end as a reward for their efforts. There's some anal sex as well.
Every video comes with a set of pictures, giving you 34 photo sets to look through. If you want to see them in all their high-res glory, you need to download the Zip files - online they appear smaller. Clicking on one of the thumbnails opens the photo in an embedded slideshow. The slides can be paused, but otherwise they will slowly go by until you've gone though the entire gallery.
The spreads aren't overly large, but you will see some great shots of urinating and cumshots. One Latin guy even wets his jeans, so you'll see his urine-soaked dungarees and a golden puddle at his feet. I also liked the photos with studs dousing themselves in water from a garden hose, which left their hard bodies positively glistening.
The website continues to grow, but it doesn't update as often as it could, with only one new video in the last 30 days. At least there are some extras to keep busy with, like user-submitted pics of amateur hotties peeing, fictional stories about watersports and a bunch of bonus movies. They don't focus on dudes peeing, but they do showcase some great gay sex.
Latin Piss isn't a huge site, but it now offers enough high-quality content to make getting a membership something to consider. However, it would be a much better website if it just updated a little more often.
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- Comment by: Nestor - Score: 100/100 - Date: 10/10/2013
I really think that the score for this site is too low for a few reasons. The first being that the content is totally unique from other sites that feature pissing. Instead of focusing on pissing being humiliating the models are both shown as having fun with it and enjoying it equally. It's not about control but simply sexy enjoyment.
The next point I would make is that this sites videos are all consistent with the theme. All the shoots have models within the age range of 18 to 21 as promised. All the models are uncut Latinos as promised. The quality of the actual video is also consistent and unlike some other sites ALL of this sites content is high definition.
True the site is young and there is not as much content yet...but as a member I know that every week I will login and get exactly what they promise which is exactly what I want!
I love this site and I can recommend it to anyone into young Latinos and seeing them pissing and having fun while doing it.
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Sep 13, 2014Summary: You're Next is a terrific slasher film, filled with lots of unpredictable twists and extreme violence. 93/100 [A-]
When a gang of masked, ax-wielding murderers descend upon the Davison family reunion, the hapless victims seem trapped, until an unlikely guest of the family proves to be the most talented killer of all. This is the first film i saw in 2014, i wanted to see it at the theater but i couldn't; So, anyway it was awesome, refreshing, original and bloody. You're Next is directed by Adam Wingard, this guy directed my favorite segment of VHS: 2 called "Phase I Clinical Trials". The point here is that my expectations were very high, and surprisingly... You're Next exceeded these high expectations. The opening scene is suspenseful, enjoyable and short. This first act has some character development, characters introducing between each other, etc. It is a little bit too slow here, but there's some good screenplay and it's never boring at all.
These characters are interesting, all of them have different personality, the whole family is dysfunctional and it's hilarious to see their fights and arguments. The film keeps the suspense during the first act, and it provides here a fake scare, very predictable for me actually. Moving on, after the introduction of all these characters, the next scene is unforgettable. The dinner scene is hilarious, well scripted and intense, the good acting helps a lot, making this scene just as i already said, unforgettable. After this scene begins the violent, fast-paced, exciting, sad, unpredictable and twisty second act. When the violence starts, it's very hard to watch, this whole sequence after the dinner is explosive, unnerving, and cleverly directed. The reaction of these characters is so believable, all the pain and suffering feels so real, again, quite sad.
The third act is filled with a bunch of plot and character twists, don't worry i won't spoil it. Constantly during the film you can hear a song called "Looking for the magic" from Dwight Twilley, for some strange reason this song matches perfectly with the film. The last 15 minutes of the film are extremely violent and there are here some twists, even though the whole film is violent and bloody, the last 15 minutes are the most crude, lots of craziness and lots of blood. The film has some creepy elements of the horror genre, like darkness, a woody and noisy floor, jump-scares, etc. The camera work is well done, making the action sequences even more exciting. The screenplay is always consistent, the whole film itself is very entertaining.
The characterization is original and each character is different and well developed. The only negative issue is that most of the jump-scares are predictable and unnecessary but the plot twists are unpredictable and shocking. Lots of memorable moments, lots of fun and lots of guts. The cast and the acting are perfect, all the performers were good and believable, Erin (Sharni Vinson) the main character is badass and her past is well explained, there's a smart reason for all her violent behavior during the film. Wingard direction is memorable, "You're Next" is a quality horror film that finally gets a release after two years of waiting. [A-] Check out my blog: www.memobosque.blogspot.mx Twitter: @MemoBosque… Expand
Jan 28, 2014Good film - the story was very tightly told, great pacing, great acting, outstanding action, and the cinematography was awesome. On top of all that, I love how the filmmakers turned the home invasion sub-genre completely upside down. This is the type of film that The Purge wanted so hard to be. In fact, this is the type of film that so many films want to be like. In short, this film is amazing. I watched it twice, something that I rarely do with movies.… Expand
Jan 17, 2014This was so well done. It has dark comedy and incredibly violent death scenes that leave you thinking "that couldn't have been better", and those masks are just as disturbing as they are funny. They didn't bother with the likes of Jason Voorhess or Michael Myers. These killers are entirely killable! So you get that same vengeance theme shared by Last House on the Left and I Spit On Your Grave, however, NO RAPE SCENES! This was great fun to watch and I recommend it to any fan of the genre.… Expand
Jan 16, 2014not only was it **** up, but it was **** up in a smart, and often funny way. Its well filmed, the actors are believable and the twist 's are not as predictable as I thought they would be. Its all very well done. Even the gore effects are top notch.
Bottom line I think You're Next is an A film. And a big delight to most horror fans.
Jan 8, 2014Finally a horror thriller full of blood, suspense, humor and action! the cinematography it's perfect is not the same cliche when the killers are mysterious and only show his face at the end and never are the victims! and Sharni Vinson was perfect.
Sep 26, 2013I loved this movie it was very good and such a badass movie the acting is decent but Sharni Vinson was very good and it's really fun and it's entertaing I certainly enjoyed it
Sep 5, 2013Loved it! It's exciting, gory, funny, and sometimes scary. If you're expecting a straight up horror film, You're Next is not that. This a dark comedy/horror. Yes, the acting isn't perfect, but it's not terrible either. What it lacks in the acting department it makes up for with fun, bloody mayhem.
Sep 4, 2013Home invasion stories have played a pivotal role in the progression of horror films for quite some time now. However, home invasion films don't necessarily have to be pure horror movies. Some just want to entertain, more than scare. Adam Wingard's latest horror-thriller film"You're Next" wants to do just that.
If you're not familiar with "You're Next", let me just start off by saying that this film is actually a two year-old and independently made film, that first premiered at the Toronto Film Festival in 2011 and had since rose to critical acclaim, with many critics mentioning the films refreshing tone in the horror genre. After the film festival, the rights were suddenly purchased by Lionsgate and the film was, mysteriously, shelved for two years. I'm going to mention that "You're Next" is more of a thriller than it is a horror movie. (It just has some horror aspects to it) So if you're going into this only expecting to be scared, then don't bother with this film. Go watch "The Conjuring" instead if you haven't seen that already. Now, on to the review:
PLOT: The plot for "You're Next" is fairly simple, but it's more interesting that you'd expect. Even if the film first seems like your average run-of-the-mill horror film. This is how the story goes:
"When a gang of masked, ax-wielding murderers descend upon the Davidson family reunion, the hapless victims seem trapped... until an unlikely guest of the family proves to be the most talented killer of all."
So why is "You're Next" interesting? Well, like the synopsis says, things switch gears once everything starts happening, as that certain unlikely guest shows her "talents" from get-go. And I will say, that twist was truly unexpected! That one twist alone is what makes this film so unique and refreshing compared to your everyday run-of-the-mill horror film. In other horror films, there may have been leading ladies that have attempted to attack their killer, but they usually scream and run off after their first strike and end up not knowing what their going to do next. This certain lead, however, knows exactly what to do once the carnage ensues! And she wants these killers dead, and will stop at nothing until they are all dead! She sets traps, commences sneak attacks, and even fights the killers head-on! This certain character may very well be the best female lead yet, and unlike many other female leads in other countless horror films, we are truly invested in her survival!
There are some other neat aspects to the plot of "You're Next" than just it's fantastic leading lady though. I think it's cool that the killers are humanized instead of just being our same-old mindless, killing machines without personality like we've seen a hundred times before! These killers also have a real motive for attacking this certain family. The killers are smart too, as they employ many cool strategies in order to kill their victims as fast as possible, like using trip wires and a cell phone jammer! (Though they did forget to count on one thing... our leading lady!)
Even with some predictable plot twists, the story of "You're Next" is still head-above-shoulders compared to many other films in it's genre!
ACTING: This is a low-budget film, so you can kind of expect the acting to be a little mediocre. And it is for the most part. The somewhat mediocre acting may ward off some viewers, although I, myself, forgive the acting, considering the fact that this film is low-budget and independently made. I mean, you can't expect to get great actors if your film is on a low budget and have no help from a studio.
CINEMATOGRAPHY: The cinematography is excellent, with many cool and creepy shots through-out! Cinematographer Andrew Palmero took a lot of time and effort into shooting this film, as he really shows us his talent behind the camera. The only downside to his work is that the camera is slightly unsteady at times. A minor problem, but it would have been nice if he could of maintained a little more self-control.
SCRIPT: The scriptwriting is absolutely brilliant! The dialogue is believable, the use of dark humor is effective and times in just right, and believe it not, this films does contain a lot of logic and reasoning. (With the exception of a couple scenes) It may not be apparent at first, but the logic is there.
EDITING: There's not much to be said about editing. The only thing that comes to mind is that it would have been nice if the film could pay more attention to a few scenes, but Adam did state in an interview that he couldn't focus too much on certain scenes since because the budget wasn't big enough. Well, gotta keep within the budget, I guess.
SOUNDTRACK: "You're Next" contains a cool 80's style electronic score that always times in at the right moment. The score fits the mood of the film, and to every situation that's going on! A truly great score, I thought.
CONCLUSION: "You're Next" is a film destined for cult-classic status, as it's surely a crowd-pleaser! It's one of those rare horror films that actually succeeds in what it's trying to do: to entertain! Adam Wingard never wanted to scare his audiences, he only wants to entertain! And he succeeds brilliantly!
So do yourself a favor, and go watch "You're Next"! If you love home-invasion films, and can forgive the films faults, I promise that you will not be dissapointed!… Collapse
Aug 30, 2013You're Next is a brilliant horror movie.It's smart, clever and stylish. It's a breath of fresh air among all the terrible slasher movies out there nowadays. It doesn't quite revolutionize the slasher genre, but it is definitely a strong comeback. Shari Vinson was magnificent as Erin. She is definitely one of the greatest horror movie leading ladies of all time. She was smart, fierce and an all around bad-ass. The other characters are pretty shallow, spoiled and two dimensional but when you see this movie you'll understand how it's makes up for this little flaw. While the movie contained some jump scares, overall it wasn't scary, but that's pretty much standard for a slasher film. But what it lacks in scares it makes up tenfold in the gore department. This film is a roller coaster of carnage and it does so with finesse and panache and features one of the greatest horror movie deaths of all time. This film was getting major hype way before it premiered and by God, it delivers with intensity and ferocity that needs to be experienced way more than once.… Expand
Aug 26, 2013The best horror movie so far this year, even better than Evil Dead. You're Next is a true return to form of the slasher movies that dominated 70s and 80s horror. The cast is very strong, particularly the connections of the family are very believable and adds to the tension. However, this movie doesn't try to force itself on being a horror-fest, the director clearly was having fun with this shoot. This movie is campy at the right moments just as it throws in the surprises and jump scares with nearly perfect timing. Although the home invasion premise of the movie something that we've seen a lot before in recent horror or thriller type movies, I cant think of a movie within the past several years that does it with even remotely the thrills that You're Next manages. I can see this one becoming a cult classic, probably something that we'll see Hollywood remake in about 25 years or so and hate the remake because it will miss the damn point. The twist in the final moments of the movie was well done, although predictable if you are a seasoned horror buff.… Expand
Aug 23, 2013No, the acting isn't incredible, but the movie is just FUN for a change. The Aussie lead is awesome, and there's a light-hearted feel to this film amidst the carnage that makes you feel good as you leave the theater. It's not ponderous.
Aug 23, 2013This is a great movie, this movie have a new level of horror. Is not easy make a slasher film with something different, but this one make everything cool and interesting.
Aug 23, 2013One of the better horror flicks I've seen in recent years. I've gotten so tired of these tepidly scary occult flicks like The Conjuring, The Haunting, and even the new Evil Dead. This is a good old fashioned horror thriller, with a nice mix of extreme gore, humor, excitement, irrationality (which morphs into plotty rationality), and some great cheesy/throwback horror music. The lead actress is fantastic. And I was pleasantly surprised to see Amy Seimetz in the cast. (She should be in every movie, huh?) Can't say much more without revealing the plot. Guaranteed, you will leave the theater with a certain song stuck in your head....At least that's all that will be stuck there.… Expand
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hi Stas,
I tend to disagree here. One of the CVE goal is not about declaring
one or the other guilty of bad practice(s) but about informing users
about security issues in the software they use and how to act
correctly to fix these issues.
The is_a change is typically one of these security issues. While being
a minor one (recommended ini settings or good code practices would
avoid it easily), it is still one. That's why I'd to go with assigning
one and link it to the bug.
On Sun, Sep 25, 2011 at 10:56 AM, Stas Malyshev <smalyshev () sugarcrm com> wrote:
Yes, it is a behavior change, and it shouldn't have happened in 5.3, the
fact that it happened was a bad mistake, it is clear now.
However, the security flaw is squarely in the code that a) misuses is_a b)
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As such, telling people that it was a flaw in PHP and that BC break reversal
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luck anymore and they way is_a was changed is actually they way it should
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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Lost Your Diamond
Mark is SUPER NERVOUS about proposing to his girlfriend tomorrow... Well he's about to go ballistic. Because Jubal is calling from the engagement ring store with some bad news about the diamond ring that Mark purchased. And it only gets worse from there. Hear Mark's reaction in the PHONE TAP! Read More »
Phone Tap PODCAST: Come Nanny 4 Me
Lauren is in the running for a nanny position with a family that has 2 boys…. So Jubal poses as the father to do a phone interview with her… and he gets a LITTLE EMOTIONAL and let's it slip that his wife has been sleeping around. Oops! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tourist_on_earth. Creative Commons) Read More »
Phone Tap PODCAST: I Took Your Man Undies
Jubal calls a guy and tells him that while he was fixing the guy's garbage disposal… he saw a picture of the dude. And Jubal Likey. Jubal Likey VERY MUCH. Does he want to hang out??? Find out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: StarAlex1. Creative Commons) Read More »
PODCAST: Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week – "Pinch Me"
Young Jeffrey WILL NOT be wearing Green THIS St. Patrick's Day… because he WANTS to get pinched. In fact, Jeff thinks EVERYBODY needs a little pinching this St. Patty's Day Weekend. So instead of Sixpence None the Richer's "Kiss Me", Young Jeffrey sang "Pinch Me". #PinchItForward Read More »
PODCAST: Cool Baby Names of 2014
Jubal got a list of all the TRENDY NEW NAMES for boys & girls this year. And Jubal can't even PRONOUNCE some of them. Hear it in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: Sarah Spaulding. Creative Commons) Read More »
The Next Wave of "Cool" Baby Names for 2014
The Top TRENDY BABY NAMES of 2014 include: Persephone, Glory and Apollo… How did "Jubal" not make the list??? A new study shows that having a NAGGING HUSBAND can save your life. On the other hand though, having a nagging wife can make you want to kill yourself. People are complaining about the Red Hot Chili Peppers being SHIRTLESS during ... Read More »
Second Date Update PODCAST: Guru Goes for Six
Our dating all-star Guru is BACK AGAIN for his 6th Second Date Update… Guru met Ellie at the dog park and thinks that she is REALLY someone special. Will the sparks fly when we reconnect the two of the them on the phone??? Find out in the PODCAST. Read More »
PODCAST: The Win Brooke's Job Semi-Finalists!
The "Win Brooke's Job" contest has narrowed it down to 10 Semi-Finalists… Who made the cut?? We played a little GAME in studio to find out… it's called "Yay or Nay?" Hear it in the PODCAST!! (Image Courtesy: Alam Levine. Creative Commons) Read More »
PODCAST: Lydia's Love Life – Romance Apps
It's time to check up on the exciting love life our ex-virgin, ex-vegan Lydia Cruz! Apparently, her relationship with her NEW BF "Boring Brian" has reached a STEAMY new level… She tells us ALL ABOUT it in the PODCAST. Read More »


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Posted by Michael Waltzer on December 6, 2011 10:39 AM
Product placement in movies, TV, music videos and even video/online games is commonplace these days, but paid product placement for a web series? Meet Wainy Days, directed by David Wain on My Damn Channel which premiered its fifth season this week, making it the longest-running, most-watched (and awarded, says its publicist) comedy series online.
What makes season five so interesting is that it's the first season to integrate a brand into it. Which brand? FIAT, which has been having just a bit of trouble in US marketing of late, ousting its North America head and getting flack for its JLo overkill. To quote David Wain from the show, "I mean, yeah, I have a terrific new car — FIAT." It won't win any awards, but it gets the point across.
This season will feature an array of stars such as Ken Marino (Childrens Hospital, Party Down), Steven Weber (Falling Skies, Wings), Lizzy Caplan (Party Down, True Blood), Erinn Hayes (Childrens Hospital, Parenthood), Jorma Taccone (Saturday Night Live, The Lonely Island), Zandy Hartig (Childrens Hospital) and Thomas Lennon (The State, Reno 911). Guest stars in past seasons have included Elizabeth Banks, Julie Bowen, Rob Corddry, Ed Helms, Jonah Hill, Rashida Jones, Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman, Amanda Peet, Elizabeth Reaser, Paul Rudd, Jason Sudeikis and more.
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MISSION – Pastor Guzman, 81, passed away Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2011 in Mission. Mr. Guzman was born in Rancho El Cerro, Guanajuato, Mexico on May 8, 1929 to Eusebio and Natividad Guzman.
Survivors include his sons, Pastor Guzman Jr., Arturo Guzman, Leopoldo Guzman, Roberto Guzman, Martin Guzman, Jared Guzman, and Ramon Guzman; and a daughter, Catalina Guzman.
He was preceded in death by his parents.
The funeral mass was held Jan. 31 at 10 a.m. at San Martin de Porres Catholic Church in Alton. Burial followed at Lord and I Cemetery in Palmview. Funeral arrangements have been entrusted to the care of L&I Funeral Home of Peñitas.
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Wizards vs 76ers, The Story: Return of Nick Young Bummer for Everyone
By Kyle Weidie
Updated: April 13, 2013
OK, so it wasn't 'all' about Nick. It was all about a poor showing from two teams that couldn't care less. What had happened (at least according to Twitter)? Let's check to story of Washington's home finale loss to Philadelphia.
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Katherine Zimmerman is a research fellow at the American Enterprise Institute (AEI) and the lead analyst on al Qaeda for AEI's Critical Threats Project. Her work is focused on the al Qaeda network, particularly al Qaeda's affiliates in the Gulf of Aden region, and other associated groups in western and northern Africa. She specializes in al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, the Yemen-based al Qaeda faction, and in al Shabaab, al Qaeda's affiliate in Somalia.
Zimmerman has testified before Congress about the national security threats emanating from al Qaeda and its network and has briefed members of Congress, their staff, and members of the defense community. She has been published in outlets such as CNN.com, The Huffington Post, The Wall Street Journal, and The Washington Post.
Zimmerman graduated from Yale University with a B.A. in political science and modern Middle East studies.
B.A., political science and modern Middle East studies, Yale University
Katherine Zimmerman, Research Fellow, discusses the presence of British aircrafts in Iraq on CNN's 'New Day Weekend.'
Eight U.S. strikes targeted the Khorasan group west of Aleppo in Syria on September 22. The Pentagon confirmed that the Khorasan group, which is tied to al Qaeda, was "planning imminent attacks" against targets that included the U.S. homeland. The al Qaeda threat growing in Syria is now realized.
Senior Critical Threats Analyst Kathine Zimmerman discusses the possibility of ISIS attacks in the US and Europe on CNN's 'The Situation Room.'
President Obama strategy's against the Islamic State is based on what the U.S. is doing in Yemen, combining targeted airstrikes with support for a local partner, a counterterrorism strategy which Obama claims has been successful and has made the U.S. safer. Unfortunately, those claims are not accurate.
President Obama held up America's strategy in Yemen as a model for the counterterrorism strategy he intends to pursue in Iraq and Syria. By doing so, he committed to a strategy of targeting terrorists from the air and supporting local security forces in their counterterrorism fight.
Senior Critical Threats Analyst Katherine Zimmerman describes how militant troops such as Al Qaeda have been innovative in designing undetectable bombs.
Senior Critical Threats Analyst Katherine Zimmerman discusses the latest developments regarding ISIS and President Obama's upcoming presentation of his strategical plan with congress on Fox Business Network's 'Opening Bell'.
The Islamic State's success is energizing the entire global jihadist movement, including al Qaeda, to compete with one another in violent conquest and terror. The U.S. must act decisively against the Islamic State. Waiting for it to try to attack the U.S. homeland, as some suggest, would be irresponsible folly.
The horrific images and story of 14 murdered soldiers that came out of Yemen on August 8 pale in comparison to those coming from Iraq and Syria. Yet they may presage the emergence of a renewed threat from Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) that the U.S and Yemen are ill-prepared to handle.
Resident Scholar Michael Rubin and Senior Critical Threats Analyst Katherine Zimmerman talk to Fox Baltimore about the crisis in the middle east and the overall lack of stability in the region.


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Its that time again~ Its gotten late. And its time for me to go. Don't worry, my dears, I'll defineately be back. For now, get a good rest tonight and have the sweetest dreams… I'll meet you in them. Until next time then, remember: There is no such thing in the world as an unneeded smile! Got it? Good! Adi-OS!!!
Ahaha~ Hello dear! I missed you too. I'm sorry I was away for so long~ *hugs you close, kissing the top of your head*
Well, well~ This is a naughty one! Ahahaha.. it should be interesting. All right, sweetie. I'll do it!
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
Ahaha~ Well… theres the obvious one of course. But my neck, ears, chest, and inner thighs are fairly sensitive too..
- 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
I have. I girl I was with wanted to try. It was strange but kind of good~ ahaha
- 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
What? Like a hands-free? Its happened Once or twice before
- 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
I don't think this question really applies to me, ne?
- 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
I can't feel it. Because I don't have one.
- 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Ahaha~ Well thats a female thing, right? The male equivalent would be the prostate wouldn't it
- 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
It all depends. They can be very amazing if you don't use boring techniques. There are many kinds of techniquies and sensations you can create, so if you get creative its possible to build it into a mind-blowing climax
- 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
- 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
They're surprisingly sensitive actually. I don't mind at all~
- 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
Its not an area that gets payed attention to all the time since women seem to either not think to do it, or are to afraid to ask if its okay to touch there. But on the few occasions, it wasn't unenjoyable
- 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
*laughs nervously* No~
- 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
I do~
- 14. Do you have any kinks?
Besides being Super S? Ahaha maybe a few..
- 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
Mm~ You could say so
- 16. Do you pee in the shower?
What kind of question is that? If you are in a bathroom the toilet is only a few steps away… seems kind of lazy to do it in the shower
- 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
I don't 'go it alone' as often as most. I try to save myself up because ultimately, your magnum is a tool for pleasuring a lover, right? Its happened before, but the act in general doesn't happen often anyways
- 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
I have. And the bathtub~ ahaha
- 19. Do you like being naked?
Of course! I'm almost always naked whenever I'm home alone~ Its comfortable that way
- 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
Well if I'm wandering around my house that way, I don't see why I would put on clothes to go to sleep. But..I hardly sleep anyways~
- 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
I have.
- 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
Cooked a meal? Or maybe worked in my recording studio while naked?
- 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
No… but that sounds kind of interesting ahaha
- 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
I don't care who sees me naked. I'm not self-concious. If you come knocking on my door of my house or a hotel room, I'm not going to make a special effort to get dressed for you. Its MY room after all
- 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Like I said before, I don't care who sees me nude~
- 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Of course. There are public baths in Japan! Plus I work out in gyms alot (my own or others) and have to rush around backstage with all my band members and crew members, so showers are usually taken quickly together in a locker-room type shower.
- 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
I don't care~
- 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
I would be arrested! Not to mention the upraoar it would cause if any such pictures became leaked to the media! The closest is the nude photoshoot I did years back.. but all the nessicary parts were covered
- 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
Ahaha~ I don't think we have the time to count it up
- 30. How often do you masturbate?
Not nearly as often as other men. I try to hold out for as long as I can. After all, thats your tool for pleasuring a lover. Don't needlessly 'polish' it yourself all the time. Learn some control
- 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
Ahm~ Maybe around age 13 or so? You start puberty then and suddenly it pops up without reason. Eventually, a boy will start to explore this strange issue by playing around and thats when you find out it feels good and start doing it more often.
- 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
Sitting or on my back.. I can do it standing up too though
- 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
I wouldn't imagine its much differen't from other mens' techniques. If I do give in and do it though, I do a little slow and explore different sensations and let it build to a more powerful release. Its pointless to just grab it and go as fast as you can, then its all over in a minute or so and it doesn't give you much pleasure.
- 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
I've said I usually don't do it often. So I don't usually seek out an aid. Usually its just because something just happened out of my control or for whatever reason, I'm just in a mood and can't ignore it.
- 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
Ahaha~ No but I've done it with partners until we were both sore
- 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
I was still young the first time I got with a girl. So probobly somewhere along the lines of "How sexy… now how do I know if I'm doing this well??" ahaha
- 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
Ahaha~ With my band I guess… but its more like we just noticed because we've seen each other before and can then bring it up later. No one dares to compete though! ha!
- 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
Thongs or G-strings but with extra room in front to contain my "stuff"
- 39. Do you ever go commando?
Ahaha~ I might~
- 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
When I was a teenager
- 41. How big is your penis?
Its a Magnum.
- 42. Does your penis curve at all?
Not really~
- 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
Hmm~ They're close to even. Maybe the left?
- 44. How big are your breasts?
G-cup. Ahaha~
- 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
I don't have any!
- 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
Mine is very big… so big that its a penis~ ahaha
- 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
Mm~ Why don't you come find out..
- 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
Well I'm not really into men so I don't care either way
- 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
Both! You have to appreciate all the beautiful parts on a woman!
- 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
I find women's… delicious~
- 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
- 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
What are you gonna do?! Why would they be in a lineup?? Thats rather shady..
- 53. Do you like your butt?
Ahaha~ I do… and apparently, according to many things I've seen on the internet, so do my dears *looks almost sheepish, laughs heartily*
- 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
I'm completely smooth~
- 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
Not really. Each different way has its own beauty and sexyness
- 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
Hmm.. I've never really paid attention that closely
- 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
I don't want or have any.. despite what tabloids may try to say. Why would I want to alter myself. If you know what you're doing and are I good lover, you should be able to bring plenty of pleasure to your partner just as you are.
- 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
Eh.. 2 minutes? I was only a dumb teenager then and only cared about finishing quickly
- 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
Yes. Thats how you get the most pleasure when you finally let go
- 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
I'm not sure on my own… but I can go upwards of 8 hours with a partner
- 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
Uhmm~ 10? It kind of hurt afterwards though ahaha
- 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Mm~ Most intense in the genitals, but it is Full body
- 63. Spit or swallow?
Well it doesn't apply do me. But I don't have much of a preferance on what a woman does, as long as she enjoys it as much as I do
- 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
I shoot pretty powerfully~
- 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
Its sexy when a woman lets it happen to her.
- 66. Do you "squirt?"
Well I would hope so… otherwise I'd be concerned about my reproductive health ahaha!
- 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
A partner wanted to see it. I'm pretty flexible so I succeded
- 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
A breastjob yes..
- 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Not directly in the open. Thats risky and exciting for others but if I indulge in that, and got caught… my name would be slandered!
- 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
Yes, back when I was just a shitty kid~ Ahaha
- 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
- 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
Ahm…. all of them? Ahaha
- 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
On the hood of my car… or a rooftop
- 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
When I was younger I had a girl throw up in my lap because she was determined to try to take me down her throat but it was too much for her. I felt kind of bad for her though
- 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
Ahaha~ I am actually very vocal
- 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
By my mother in my high school years. I got screamed at for it! ahaha Its not really surprising though… I would just blatantly bring girls up to my room then.
- 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
I have in the past
- 78. Do you own any sex toys?
Ahaha~ Own them? I sell my own at concerts! Of course I do!
- 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
I can't say I have~
- 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
I wouldn't know personally, but I would think there is no real substitute for the real thing
- 81. What are your favorite positions?
I have my own set of positions cards.. go look it up yourself. Ahahaha!
- 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Eh.. probobly something in high school. you're both young and inexpirienced then so sometimes odd things happen
- 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
Ahaha~ On stage. I'm sneaky about hiding it though
- 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
- 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
No. Always used protection! I didn't want to risk anything!
- 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
- 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
I'm usually succesful because I don't lack one~ ahaha
- 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
I have one~
- 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
I'm a Super S Ero-Terrorist!!
- 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
Those types of things should be done in person
- 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
Do it in personnn~~
- 92. Have you have phone sex?
Once or twice a long time ago
- 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
1: Have sex 2: Have 'lesbian' sex 3: Masturbate 4: Put a toy in there 5: Explore and learn to be even better at fufulling a woman's needs
- 94. What's something you like about your body?
I am comfortable with it and I like all the parts. Even if they aren't "textbook perfect" all bodies are beautiful in thier own unique way and I think it would benifit everyone to accept and realize that
- 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
Sometimes it will get sick when I'm trying to push myself to do my best on a tour! But thats kind of my own fault… ahaha
- 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
Rather than a typical answer, let me tell you this: Lovely eyes and a beautiful charming smile are overlooked a lot. That alone can be very sexy~
- 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
This whole survey has been one huge sexual thought
- 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
"Just play?" What am I gonna do? Swing it around like a helicopter?? Ahaha~
- 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
When I went to the bathroom earlier?
- 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
What a shady question. I'm not a pervert, but if there is someone especially attractive, I think its only human nature to wonder~
I missed you to dear! I'm sorry. Things get busy and its hard to find time with a hectic schedule.. but trust me that I will always come back!
*is curled up in a corner, crying a little* Gacchan!! I am so sorry that I haven't been talking to you any here lately. I promise it's not happening on purpose. Life keeps getting in the way so much, and I feel like I'm being so neglectful of my favorite angel. Your words…..your music…..they have done so much for me, and I have felt so ungrateful for it here lately. I'm sorry. I'll try to talk more.
This rumor about you….the one posted in the tabloid….I don't believe. You're too good a person to do something like that. Why do some people have to be such vultures? *hugs you, nuzzling gently, a little hesitantly even* They're just trying to drag you down, but your DEARS are behind you 100%, and I'd love to count myself among them. Nothing but support from me.
I promise I'm going to try to talk to you more often from now on. I don't want you to think I fell off the face of the planet or something or that I'm ignoring you. I could never do that. Ever….
Aishiteru & Sayonara my tenshi! <3
*kneeling before you and whiping away your tears, he holds your face in his hands* Don't worry, dear. I'm not upset. Its also my fault for being so busy. I'm so busy, so I don't update here nearly as much as I should. You don't have to worry… I understand. I'm always glad to see you when you're here and I know you'll be back in your own time so I don't get upset. You make sure you are living your life to its fullest just as you need to~ Nakanaide..
*his brow furrows a bit but his eyes soften when you speak of the rumor* Ah I see, you've heard that rumor *a soft smile comes to his face. Your support and love touching him* Thank you for sticking by me, dear. That means a lot. The tabloids really are just vultures who need to create bigger and bigger lies so that they can feed off of others. Its because business is decreasing for them… but that doesn't mean it is okay for them to have no morals and publish this trash. Don't worry… I'l be taking action with 3 great lawyers. I promise you that I have never done anything that should make you ashamed to call yourself a DEAR, nor will I ever in the future. Its tough, but more than anything, I'm angry with them. But I can't worry too much about that… I won't let them break me. I'll just go at it with 200% more KiAi! Thats how you gotta do it, right? And it makes me feel very glad to know that you and the rest of my precious family are there to support me. Thank you~
Is that so? Well, sweetie.. I'm here!~ *he smiles and puts his arm around you, pulling you in close* There now… lets see that lovely smile, ne?
*the corners of his mouth curled up into an amused devilish grin as he hissed out a breath which turned into laughter* Ahaha~ I got you, dear~ ..Seems you got lost in here hmm? *he smiles and leans on the back of the couch*
*catches you and holds you close, laughing his giddy hiccup-like laugh despite the tight grip on his neck* Hello dear! I missed you to~ Its so good to see you again! *kisses your forehead playfully*
((ooc: Ahh~ Thank you darling!! <333))
((OOC: Unfortuneately no, sweetie~ ^^; This is just a roleplay blog for fun and advice and stuff. I wish I could say I was! haha… I wish the real Gackt would make a tumblr~))


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Wild Grass review - No signs of creative burn-out for Alain Resnais, the pioneering French New Wave director who's now 88.
His latest is a playful, enigmatic yarn in which love propels its characters to behave in the strangest ways and a third-person narrator provides a clever foil.
When middle-aged Parisian Georges (André Dussollier), a married man with plenty of spare time on his hands, discovers a stolen red wallet in an underground car park, it triggers in him a romantic obsession with the wallet's owner, flame-haired dentist Marguerite (Sabine Azéma).
Thanks partly to the interventions of a policeman (Mathieu Amalric) and Marguerite's colleague (Emmanuelle Devos), Wild Grass heads off in all kinds of unexpected directions, the irrational mood heightened by Eric Gautier's swooping, soaring camerawork and the vibrant primary colours that fill the screen.
A wonderfully eccentric offering from Resnais, with fine ensemble performances to match.
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