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Bill Clinton (D-Ex-Pres):
16? Couldn't he at least wait until he was an intern? This is a disgrace, and wipe that smirk off your face.
Ted Kennedy(D-Mass.):
It would be better if that page had drowned than to have received those emails, but now that he's 16 maybe I could compensate by having Patrick and me give him driving lessons.
Barney Frank (D-Mass.):
I am outwaged! I can't baweeve I didn't find this wittle page boy first, and I have first dibs in the House wiff all da pages. Dis is abbsowootwie appwehensible.
William Jefferson (D-La.):
Liberals don't resign, conservative suckers do.
The only human imperfection we don't allow is greed and selfishness. We oppose it religiously and consider it a deadly sin. In fact, the only way the Conservatives could expose us as hypocrites is to show that, while publicly denouncing greed and calling for a total and universal self-sacrifice, we continue to live comfortably and enrich ourselves by all possible means, including theft, bribery, and extortion. And if the Conservatives aren't calling us on it, they must be really, really stupid.
Compare these two columns:
Any questions?
There is, of course, a magic bullet that could kill us off completely. It's the spreading of the idea that moral relativity is a logical fallacy and that ethics and morality can only be absolute and objective, following our human nature as rational beings, as it has been engraved in the Judeo-Christian tradition of reason and objectivity. But that will never happen as long as the media, academia, and trivial entertainment outlets remain liberal.
That's why it is so easy for us to bring about the end of the GOP reign thanks to Mark Foley scandal and resignation - how dare they stand for family values while allowing one of their own to be gay and hit on teenagers? They are hypocrites! Of course this could never happen to us. We may be gay and hit on teenagers all we want, but if that is consistent with our beliefs, where's the scandal?
Not only we promote alternative lifestyles, we also promote freedom for child molesters, as follows from the recent Vermont case. That's why, if Foley were a Democrat, we could easily make him a national hero - just like we made Rep. Gerry Studds (D-Mass.) a hero for actually sleeping with a male page - while simultaneously ousting Rep. Dan Crane (R-Ill.) who did the same with a female page. Please note that Foley didn't have the guts to do what he believed in either way - he had no physical contacts with the teens, nor did he become a Democrat. Gerry Studds did both - and he received three standing ovations in Congress and got reelected for three more terms!
Thanks to the rules we have set up in today's political evolutionary struggle, liberals will soon become dominant species - unless, of course, someone changes the rules.
Quote:Ted Kennedy(D-Mass.):
Chairman Meow S. PunOh my, my toaster oven just beeped, my 90K must be thawed out now, I have to go...
Quote:Oh my, my toaster oven just beeped, my 90K must be thawed out now, I have to go...
Chairman Meow S. PunI AM OFFENDED....
Commissar MWE judge what is "ethical", "moral" and "legal". WE set the "standards" and if they are "double standards", so be it! This silly "Foley affair" proves once again that WE hold the high ground.
Commissar MWE judge what is "ethical", "moral" and "legal". WE set the "standards" and if they are "double standards", so be it! This silly "Foley affair" proves once again that WE hold the high ground.
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WEIRTON Not convinced that Automatic Meter Readers will give them the most bang for their bucks, Weirton's water board will be looking at other options.
Utilities Director A.D. "Butch" Mastrantoni said they're looking for a system that will simplify the meter reading process and at the same time, help reduce water loss.
"The board is trying to be proactive in finding a new reading system that will address unaccounted for water loss while being responsive to a reading system that would allow accurate, efficient readings," he said after Thursday's Water Board meeting.
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UPDATE — Weirton's Water Board was updated Thursday on a pilot study aimed at identifying a more cost- effective way to read meters. Among those taking part in the discussion were, from left, Sam Stoneking Jr., assistant director of water; Chairman Jim Shockley and Utilities Director A.D. "Butch" Mastrantoni. -- Linda Harris
Mastrantoni said they're looking for a system with better leak detection capabilities, remote shutoff capabilities and automatic meter reading potential.
For the pilot study, the board purchased a limited number of Automatic Meter Readers (AMRs), which use Internet and satellite technology to read meters. The test looked at leak detection capabilities, remote shutoff value and automatic meter reading opportunities.
An antenna extruding from the meter pit allows the data to be transmitted. Unfortunately, Mastrantoni said the antennas were susceptible to damage from, for instance, snow plows used to clear streets in winter.
Mastrantoni said the results they'd hoped for that the AMRs would be less labor intensive and give them virtually instant ability to shut off water remotely via computer in the event leaks were detected in a customer's system never materialized. In actuality, he said it could take anywhere from two to 48 hours for water to shut off in the event of a customer emergency, and just as long to power up the system after a leak was resolved.
And while they'd had high hopes the high-tech system would free workers to do other tasks, Mastrantoni said they soon realized the meter readers would need to function as meter technicians since a problem with one AMR could knock out AMRs for as many as 45 other customers in a particular service cluster.
"For an investment of $2 million, we would like to have seen it be truly an automated system," he said. "Right now, it's not clear the cost of the system would provide a return over a 20-year period that would be beneficial to the Weirton Water Board."
He said the water department staff is asking for "additional study in order to bring a definitive answer to the board."
That likely will involve trying out a "drive-by" meter reading system, otherwise known as "radio readers."
He said the drive-by system uses transmitters in meter pits. "Every 30 days a meter technician would drive by in a van equipped with a reader device that would take readings by radio transmission," he said.
"The (drive-by) system would be half the capital cost of the AMR system," he said. Given what they learned about AMRs, he said that "while it doesn't have all the bells and whistles, it could be more cost effective for the city."
And Mastrantoni pointed out equipment they purchased for the AMR test will remain in service even if the board opts not to invest in it system-wide.
"We didn't waste money. It just makes the 100 meters we purchased for the AMR test a little more effective," he said, adding that the same would be true of any equipment, including radio readers, purchased on a limited basis for future tests.
Underlying their urgency to find a more efficient system is the water system's "26 percent unaccounted for water loss," he said.
While some water loss within the system is to be expected, he said 26 percent is too big a hit.
"We made some repairs, and that number could drop this (billing period)," he said. "But at 26 percent, we can't sit by and lose that kind of money. We need to know why we're losing it and where we're losing it."
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I have many project ideas and unfortunately all require a team of at least 3-5 developers. I've started a project by myself too many times without reaching the end.
The point is to involve people in the project with the hope of giving them a share if the project succeeds. I know that the last point however is the hardest and most complicated one. I'm hoping to get some answers that point me in the right direct.
- Where do I find people that may be interested in the idea?
- How do I convince people in my network to put time in new ideas?
Update: Regarding "projects" I'm referring to projects in which I have initiated during my career as developer. Of course it wouldn't be serious of me to launch several simultaneous projects and complain about not to be able to deliver them to the end.


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Washington (CNN) - Two months after he suspended his presidential campaign, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum on Friday laid out his future plans as he looks for ways to make sure his voice is heard and his influence is felt as a leader of the conservative wing of the Republican Party.
Santorum announced he was forming Patriot Voices, a 501(c)(4) non-profit organization he said would promote some of his key issues, including a commitment to family.
"One of the things that we found as we traveled around the country is that people came up to me a lot and said I was out there speaking about things that gave voice to their concerns and a lot of issues," Santorum said in an interview on Fox News. "People are concerned obviously about the economy, about national security. But I think a lot of people have a basic anxiety with where America is going, and I try to talk about those."
Santorum said issues like manufacturing and religious liberty were important to many Americans, but were being ignored by members of both parties.
"We wanted to put together an organization that reflected those voices across America," Santorum said, adding that Patriot Voices would help a number of candidates running for office, including presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney.
On Thursday, sources close to Santorum said he was setting up the organization to provide himself a vehicle to push issues important to him and a platform to stay engaged.
"He needs to set up those political foundations going forward, to take his message forward and to build the support base he will need in the future," said Brent Bozell, a conservative activist and chairman of the organization ForAmerica.
In addition to discussing his latest move in media appearances Friday, Santorum is scheduled to speak before what will likely be a very friendly audience of conservatives at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Chicago.
Santorum, whom activists call a standard-bearer for the conservative wing of the party, has been looking for ways to promote the causes and principles he pushed during the campaign, such as repealing the Obama administration's health care reform initiative, building the nation's manufacturing sector and trumpeting ways to strengthen the family.
As a staunch opponent of abortion and proponent of traditional marriage, he is widely perceived to be a major voice for those causes in the GOP.
"It was pretty obvious social conservatism had a champion in the presidential race, and that was Rick Santorum," Hogan Gidley, the Santorum campaign communications director, told CNN. "It is pretty clear there is an appetite" for that in the party, he added.
Several conservative leaders who have talked to Santorum told CNN that he wants to be active politically and to make sure he stays engaged.
In an e-mail to supporters last month, Santorum previewed his next chapter. "I am extremely excited that I will soon be sharing with you exactly how we can play a major role in defeating Obama, elect trusted conservatives all across the country, and hold candidates accountable to the promises they make to us at election time. And believe me, I am going to need you to play a critical role."
Santorum will also have available the resources of the Red, White and Blue Fund - the super PAC that backed his presidential bid. It has since turned into a leadership group that can help support Santorum's political travel, donate to political candidates he backs and give him a platform. It had just under $324,000 in the bank as of April 30.
He will have to use the donor lists gathered from his presidential bid to raise funds and finance his efforts. His campaign still had debt totaling more than $2 million at the end of April, and he has sent out e-mails to supporters urging them to help him erase it.
Santorum won a lot of praise from the conservative wing of the party for being the last major opponent against Romney in the primary.
"More than any other conservative who ran for president this year he has a following because he was the last person standing," long-time conservative leader Richard Viguerie, a friend of Santorum's, told CNN. "He has a big following now and can build that larger."
Before he pulled out, the Romney and Santorum campaigns and the candidates themselves exchanged harsh words. It's not clear, however, just how much the wounds have healed.
Santorum met with Romney a month after pulling out and endorsed him on May 7 in a late-night email, which some analysts described as tepid because the actual announcement fell in the 13th paragraph.
Santorum defended the way he announced the endorsement in an interview on NBC's "Tonight Show with Jay Leno."
"It was a rough-and-tumble campaign," he said on the show. "I can't say it would have been an easy thing the next day to turn around and say, 'Let's just go forward.' It was tough and so I wanted an opportunity to, sort of, think about it a little bit and (allow) family think about it."
Santorum has yet to appear with Romney on the campaign trail, though representatives for Santorum and Romney have held some discussions about Santorum hitting the road for the presumptive GOP nominee, one source with knowledge of the matter told CNN.
"I do think Santorum has a role to play on the campaign trail and that role is to bridge the differences between team Romney and social conservatives," said Ford O'Connell, who worked on the McCain-Palin campaign in 2008.
He stressed Santorum would boost the Republican ticket by campaigning in Iowa and in areas with a large concentration of blue collar workers, such as Ohio and Pennsylvania.
"It does behoove Santorum to go out on the campaign trail because he is trying to run in either 2016 or run for another office down the road," O'Connell said.
Santorum has recently waded into the political waters with some endorsements of conservatives running in recent Senate primaries: former Texas solicitor general Ted Cruz, Indiana treasurer Richard Mourdock and Nebraska attorney general Jon Bruning.
Later Friday, Santorum will appear at fundraisers for Cruz and the Texas Republican Party.
Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council, said one area where Santorum can have influence will be to help build support for House and Senate candidates because he connects with conservative supporters.
"He can use that and build upon that to help support conservative candidates," Perkins told CNN. "He has a very important role to play."
Besides mapping out his next political steps, he also has had to figure out how to support his family financially. He is expected to be a major draw on the speaking circuit.


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I'm on a clean install of Ubuntu 10.04 LTS. My monitor's native resolution is 1280x1024. However, in the Monitor Preferences application, I am only presented with 640x480 and 800x600 as options. My video card is an on board Matrox G200eW. I tried installing the proprietary driver from Matrox's website, but the installer immediately throws four errors. I also tried using xrandr to set my resolution, but it simply pops back saying "Size 1280x1024 not found in available modes." How can I get 1280x1024 added to my available sizes to that I can switch to it?
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Installing the proprietary driver might help!
You can also put new screen modes in the configuration file called
So firstly print or write down these instructions ;)
Then press Ctrl + Alt + F1 to go to a console. There you will have to login. Just login as your normal privileged user.
and then to have X generate a new configfile
The Xorg command will tell you where it have saved the config and you can now choose to return to X if you are more comfortable with a GUI.
Now edit you new xorg.conf and save it as
Section "Screen" Identifier "Default Screen" Device "NVIDIA Corporation NV34 [GeForce FX 5200]" Monitor "CM752ET" DefaultDepth 16 SubSection "Display" Depth 24 Modes "1024x768" "800x600" EndSubSection EndSection
If your driver supports xrandr this should work:
Now you should be able to select your desired resolution from the drop-box in the usual menu.
You need to define a monitor section in xorg.conf with a sufficiently broad hsync range.
Something like:
It would be best if you put the exact hsync range for your monitor.
I believe this is happening because the video driver is unable to get correct EDID information from the monitor. You might also need to experiment with your driver's settings to tell it to ignore the EDID information it's getting from the monitor.
I would recommend, correctly installing your drivers. Then i am sure if your graphic card is capable of displaying the resolution 1280x1024 it will.
A common cause of this problem is the monitor sending bad (or no) resolution information to the driver. The driver then restricts itself to common defaults (e.g. 640x480 or 800x600, or sometimes 1024x768). Sometimes a bad cable is at fault.
So first verify if your monitor info is getting through properly, and if not react:
For clarity that error message was 'The EDID data should not be trusted as the VBE call failed. EDID claims 255 more blocks left EDID blocks left is wrong. Your EDID is probably invalid.'.
This answer suggests setting the refresh and sync rates for the monitor. Use your monitor's specification to find its values, then put them like this:


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I believe when it comes to productivity only the individual can know what's best. And that takes time and intentional reflection.
I want to optimize my sleeping patterns. I think I need 8 hours of sleep, but I usually get 7 hours. I don't really know this--it's just an educated guess. Whether sleeping more, less, rising earlier, later, or whatever the change, I am willing to try it if I can be as well rested each day as possible.
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Using the same Store for Grid and Chart
Is this a recommended approach? The charts are amazing and I'd love to just wire up both a grid and chart to one store and have them interact w/ each other.
One issue I've found is that when a grid column header is sorted, the pie chart will redraw itself. This isn't exactly ideal since slice colors and order changes. So it's a bit misleading since a user may think the data has changed when it has only been sorted.
Can this behavior be disabled or worked-around?
Check here for an example: http://ajpfister.com/sandbox/ext4tests/grid_chart.html. Just sort some columns and notice the pie chart changing every time.
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Chargers, Hawks aren't planning to change much
When Ansonia and Woodland squared off at Jarvis Stadium way back in Week 2, the Chargers trounced the Hawks, 47-16, in a game that had essentially no importance in the Naugatuck Valley League.
So when the teams are forced to play again tonight at Municipal Stadium — to the bewilderment of just about everyone except the league's athletic directors — neither coach expects much change in the other's strategy.
"One of the things about Ansonia and Woodland is that we're two teams who do what we do," Ansonia coach Tom Brockett said. "Both teams really believe in what they're doing. These teams know each other pretty well."
"I've always been taught that you don't ever want to outcoach yourself," Woodland coach Tim Shea echoed. "You don't want to get away from what got you there. We saw where we needed to improve (from the first meeting) and hopefully we can."
Ansonia (9-0) rides a state-best 23-game winning streak into the rematch. In the Chargers' last two games against Woodland (6-2), their first-string defense has allowed zero touchdowns.
Shutouts, from all strings of the Chargers' defense, are the name of the game for Ansonia on big stages. Both of the team's championship games last year ended with goose eggs in the loser's scoreboard window.
"Ansonia football is built on rising to big games," Brockett said.
The Chargers haven't needed to rise much so far this season. That can be said even more for junior running back Arkeel Newsome.
Entering last year's NVL title game against Holy Cross, Newsome had 2,201 rushing yards and 40 total touchdowns. Through Week 9 of 2012, Newsome has only — only! — 1,268 rushing yards and 20 scores.
Much of the dropoff is because Newsome simply hasn't had to carry 25 and 35 times a game, as he did throughout much of last season. Some of it stems from a younger offensive line not being as dominant as its predecessor.
None of it, according to Brockett, is because of a decline by Newsome.
"There are no worries with Arkeel," Brockett said. "He's better than he was last year. This year we're a little less experienced up front, and we have playmakers on the outside."
Newsome's decreased production isn't fooling Woodland, either.
"He hasn't had to put the work in physically on the field, and as a coach that's a great problem," Shea said. "They have other weapons. As a team, that's a far better problem to have."
Newsome ran for 168 yards and three touchdowns in just more than a half of action against Woodland in Week 2. But what really flustered the Hawks was Ansonia's emerging pass game and its suffocating defense.
Jai'Quan McKnight was 8-of-9 passing for 208 yards and three touchdowns, all of which went to Andrew Matos.
But with plenty of film and a full game's worth of experience against the Chargers' offense, Brockett expects Woodland's defense to cause some problems.
"I think Woodland's defense has been underrated all year," Brockett said. "They did some things really well last time against us. That score wasn't indicative of how well they played. The guys in the box will be tough."
Ansonia's secondary will probably be tougher. That unit shut down Woodland's passing game in the first game, holding Tanner Kingsley to 11-of-24 passing for 97 yards.
"We have an experienced secondary," Brockett said. "We took our lumps two years ago. Those kids were puppies out there and cost us against Naugy and in the playoffs, but now we're reaping the benefits. That's where it starts for us. Our kids play with confidence and we're so fast."
That defensive skill and speed means it might take some wrinkles for Woodland to score with any regularity. The Hawks will have receiver Rahmi Rountree this time after he was suspended for the Week 2 meeting.
"We have to out-formation them a little bit and use some motion," Shea said. "We have to protect (Kingsley), first and foremost. Hopefully, we make some plays."
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For $70.00, unless you're dying to own it, at 7.99/month for Netflix, which has Star Trek TOS, ST-TNG, ST-Voyager, ST-DS9 and ST-Enterprise... Seems to be a bit better deal to go with Netflix or the like. [Dang - I feel like I just repeated myself from the prior message about ST-TNG]
This is a GREAT deal. These HD remasters (with both new and original special effects) look STUNNING, and the blu ray image quality is much higher than you'll ever get from netflix (netlix's "HD" stream has a much lower bitrate which means they need much higher compression ratio = lesser image quality). And also many of the extras are fantastic.
The downside of the blu rays are the pain-in-the-ass slow menu system (it takes minutes to start an episode) and they put them in original air-date order (vs production order) which I can't understand why anyone would prefer. I solved both of those shortcomings by ripping all 79 episodes to my media center's hard drive - instant access and all in the right order.
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During the last couple of Lancaster County Council meetings, we have talked about cluster developments, applying for a volunteer firefighter retention grant and a capital projects sales tax. These three issues have raised questions and the cluster development overlay district (CDOD) has been shadowed in confusion, so I would like to talk about them in this column.
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A column, "GOP fails to improve economy," written by Sheila Bickford, head of the Indian Land Democratic club, was published in the Sept. 20 edition of The Lancaster News. Published on the same page was a column, "S.C. education impacts our global competition," by Phil Noble, president of the S.C. New Democrats.
South Carolina is at the top of an undesirable list when it comes to domestic violence deaths.
The Palmetto State was ranked first in the United States in the number of women killed by men, according to a report released the last week of September by the Violence Policy Center in Washington, D.C.
The ranking was based on 2011 crime data, where 61 women were reported killed at the hands of men. The homicide rate among females murdered by males was 2.54 per 100,000 people, the report said.
How often has the doorbell rung or a child interrupted you while you were cooking, causing you to forget about the chicken you left sizzling on the stove – until smoke filled the house? This has happened in Lancaster on several occasions recently.
Beginning Jan. 1, 2014, U.S. citizens are required to have health insurance – with few exceptions. Key initiatives of the Affordable Care Act (i.e., healthcare reform) are fast approaching Oct. 1. These are new initiatives and there will be a lot of surrounding confusion.
As a key health provider in the Lancaster area, we want to provide education to our community members in an easy-to-understand way, as well as help them sign up for insurance through the Health Insurance Marketplaces, Medicaid and/or assistance with their premiums for medical coverage.
Week four of the 2013 Lancaster High School football season was a tough one, but this isn't all about the game at Memorial Stadium where the Bruins dropped a 35-6 loss to Blythewood.
Sometimes it's about more than the final score and the game. There's also the game of life.
Lancaster native Brad Dunn had three main loves in life – God, his family and the South Carolina Gamecocks. And on Sunday, before a standing-room only crowd at Lexington United Methodist Church, all of them were there to celebrate his life.
William Bradford Dunn was born on Feb. 25, 1977, and faced adversity every day of his life. An inoperable deformity left his face different from most other children. Other physical complications were operable, however, and through the years Brad became a familiar face at area and regional hospitals.
For several weeks, I have been hearing about horrific traffic jams on U.S. 521 in the Van Wyck Road/Doby's Bridge Road area between 6 and 7:15 a.m. on weekdays.
About 1,000 students are dropped off by car at Indian Land Elementary School each morning between 6 and 7:15 a.m. This is plenty of traffic to cause the reported jam, which apparently causes delays of 40 minutes or more for commuters using U.S. 521 to get to work in the morning.
The fact that South Carolina is ranked as one of the worst-run states in America should be of great concern to everyone. We were No. 43 on the survey of 50 states in 2012. This information was reported by 247wallst.com:
u Debt per capita: $3,419 – 25th highest
u Budget deficit: 26.1 percent – 11th largest
u Unemployment: 10 percent – tied in eighth place as highest
u Median household income: $42,367 – ninth lowest
u Percentage below poverty line: 18.9 percent – ninth highest
We all know that in the global economy of the 21st century, we in South Carolina are competing with Germany and Brazil just as much as we're competing with North Carolina and Georgia.
The question is: how are we doing? And the answer is: not so great… at least when it comes to education.
When the subject of education comes up, it's easy for politicians and policy makers to talk about things in generalities and rely on ideological rhetoric to try and make their point. Let's try hard data for once.
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Gasoline and diesel engines and other industrial sources release chemicals called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH's) into the environment. The largest source of PAH's, however, is cigarette smoke. PAH's have been associated with lung cancer since these compounds can lead to mutations in the p53 tumor suppressor gene, which are present in about 60% of all lung cancer cases. In this study, the researchers mapped the genetic changes in normal human bronchial epithelial cells induced by PAHs' metabolites.
In this study, a class of chemicals formed as tobacco burns led to genetic changes that are often seen in human lung cancer. This study provided important additional support for the critical role of metabolically activated carcinogens in the induction of human lung cancer. Avoiding exposure to these compounds is a key to decreasing lung cancer incidence.


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Charles Porter Parkes III, also known as "Porkchop," age 64, of Adrian passed away Nov. 18, 2012, at home.
He was born May 19, 1948, in Detroit, the son of Charles Porter II and Betty Jean (Frank) Parkes. On Oct. 21, 2004, he married Rebecca "Becky" Alexander, and she survives. In addition to his wife, he is survived by his children, Charles (Erika) Porter Parkes IV and Erin (Kevin) Raker; three stepchildren, Matthew (Katrina) Barden, Joshua Barden and Daniel Barden; five grandchildren; his brother, James Parkes; two sisters, Suzanne Buechly and Marianne (James) Ayres; his nieces and nephews and his beloved dog, Oscar.
He was preceded in death by his parents, Charles Parkes II and Betty Jean Dobracki; two sisters, Georgianne Parkes and Barbaranne St Peter.
Visitation will be from 2 to 4 and 6 to 8 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2012, at J. Gilbert Purse Funeral Home, Adrian, and on Wednesday from 11 a.m. until the time of service. Funeral services begin at 1 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 21, 2012, at J. Gilbert Purse Funeral Home, Adrian, with Mario Sanchez officiating. Burial will follow at Fairfield Cemetery. www.PurseFuneralHome.com.
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I've been applying some adhesive-backed veneer to some shop cabinets just to get some practice since I've never done it before. Didn't have much trouble getting it on, but trimming it has been another story. I've tried going nice and slow with a utility knife with a new blade, and then I tried one of the double-edge trimmers that you squeeze and slide along the edge. Both have had terrible results. Even when I'm not getting tear-out or splintering the resulting edge has a distinct waviness to it (ok, just the tear-out and splintering when using the trimming tool). How can I get results I can stand to look at?
You really need a router. Either a laminate router (the are small and easy to handle) or any router really. Next you need a trim bit. They have MANY different types. Flush cut, 45, 25.5, finish bit. The finish bit will leave a 1/16 laminate left to sand/file, or you could set the 45 bit to get almost flush.
Another way is with a sharp blade in your knife and a piece of wood. Take a scrap piece of ply 4" wide and how ever long you need. Place flat on the "face" of the cabinet and let about an inch hang over the edge. We are using the wood as "backer" when we score the laminate. Now take the knife and score the underside of the laminate a few times pressing the knife to the laminate and the lam to the wood, using the edge of the cabinet as your guide. Do this on a practice piece to get "a feel for it". Either cut all the way through, or score enough and just snap the lam.
* Edit * If you do use a router, apply 3/4 masking tape (or blue tape) to whatever surface the bearing will ride on. This will prevent any marks the bearing will leave, mostly a "shiny" line.
If you don't already have a router or the right bit or you want to to the hand-tool route, you might try an edge trimmer like this one on Rockler's website. It adjusts to the width of your panel and is made specifically for this purpose. They're also pretty inexpensive. You could make your own pretty easily using a razor blade or two and some scrap wood if you're so inclined.
So as to not show a preference for Rockler, please note that you can find similar items on Woodcraft, Amazon, and a variety of other places. You might even find one your local blue or orange big-box store.
To reduce tear-out, be sure that you are trimming with the grain and that your blades are super sharp. A trimmer with a skewed cutting angle can also help. And only squeeze as much as you need to to get the width you're looking for, which may be easiest if you squeeze to the desired width with one hand and push the trimmer along with your other hand. If you're squeezing hard enough that it's difficult to slide the trimmer along, chances are you're grabbing fibers and tearing them out along the way. You can also try taking multiple shallow passes and creeping up on flush. Lighter shavings are easier to control.
If you want to be extra careful, trim close to flush using any method (double edge trimmer, razor, chisel, handplane, etc.) and then sand or file the last little bit flush (as suggested by Shirlock and Bib). You can incorporate this into the normal sanding regimen for the rest of the part.
A single edge razor blade works well. Even then it is a good idea to leave the edge a bit high and finish the trimming with a sanding block.
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You map out how you're going to get the money you need, decide what you must or would like to spend it on, and how much you can save for the future. Again, being practical dictates your actions here.
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There is a theorem that says that if $p$ is a prime and $G$ is a $p$-group with $|G| = p^{n}$, $|Aut(G)|$ divides $\Pi_{k=0}^{n-1} (p^{n}-p^{k})$.
This theorem is sharp, since $\Pi_{k=0}^{n-1} (p^{n}-p^{k}) = |GL(n,p)| = |Aut(E)|$, where $E$ is an elementary abelian group of order $p^{n}$.
The proof I know is by proving the $p$-part and the $p^{'}$-part of the divisibility separately.
The $p^{'}$-part of the divisibility boils down to the integrality of the binomial coefficient analogues which count decompositions of a vector space over $\mathbb{Z}/(p)$ into two subspaces whose sum is the space and whose intersection is $0$.
The $p$-part of the divisibility is the divisibility statement for the order of a Sylow $p$-subgroup of $Aut(G)$, and it uses induction and the fact that a $p$-group will have fixed points whenever it acts on a set whose cardinality is a nonmultiple of $p$.
Is there a book that covers this theorem? If so, how far (and where) does the book run with it?
There is a theorem that says that if $p$ is a prime and $G$ is a $p$-group with $|G| = p^{n}$, $|Aut(G)|$ divides $\Pi_{k=0}^{n-1} (p^{n}-p^{k})$.
This is just Burnside's basis theorem. See for instance theorem 12.2.2 on page 178 of M. Hall, Jr.'s textbook on the Theory of Groups. The original reference for the phrasing in terms of automorphisms is from P. Hall (1933).
As far as where to go from it, this is roughly how automorphism groups of p-groups are calcuated in O'Brien (1992), Eick–Leedham-Green–O'Brien (2002) and the AutPGrp package of GAP. This is often useful in understand fusion systems, where the p-core of automorphism groups is under good control, and so the GL(n, p) part is the primary interest.
Another application (known to the OP, but interesting enough to describe clearly) is a result of Burnside (1905) classifying for which powers b = b(p, a, q) there is a group of order paqb with no non-identity normal p-subgroup: the classification is based simply on the orders of the automorphism groups of the p-subgroups. Burnside had an error in his analysis of the associated arithmetical condition that was corrected in Coates–Dwan–Rose (1976). Burnside's result was generalized in Glauberman (1975) and Bialostocki (1975, 1987). Many of these and further results are based on analyzing nilpotent p′-subgroups of GL(n, p), resting ultimately on the fact that that every p′-subgroup of the automorphism group of a p-group of rank n is isomorphic (including in some sense, its action) to a subgroup of GL(n, p).
Berkovich's Groups of Prime Power Order, Volume 1 would be a good reference, especially chapter $6$. Theorem $6.9$ generalizes what you mentioned above by calculating directly $|\mathrm{Aut}(G)|$.


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I was just going through a proof of the following fact from a textbook. Generally $M$ is an $R$-module.
$\textbf{Theorem.}$ A finitely generated torsion free module over a PID is free.
$\textbf{Proof.}$ The proof given in the book is as follows. Let $M$ be a torsion free non-zero module, generated by $X=\{x_{1},\dots,x_{m}\}$. By reordering if necessary, we may assume that, $\mathscr{B} =\{x_{1},x_{2},\dots,x_{m}\}$ is a maximal linearly independent subset of $X$. Let $F=\text{span}\:\mathscr{B}$. Since $M$ is non-zero and torsion free, we have $m \geq 1$. For each $i$, there are scalars, $a_{i},a_{ij}$ not all zero such that $$a_{i}x_{i} + \sum\limits_{j=1}^{m} a_{ij}x_{j}=0.\qquad\qquad\qquad\qquad (\star)$$ Since $\mathscr{B}$ is linearly independent, it is clear that $a_{i} \neq 0$, for all $i$. Let $a=a_{1}a_{2}\cdots a_{n}$ so that $a_{n} \neq 0$. For $(\star)$, $a_{i}x_{i} \in F$ and so $ax_{i} \in F$, for all $i$, i.e. $aM \subseteq F$. Now the map $\nu:M \to F$, $x \to ax$, is $R$-linear and a monomorphism since $M$ is torsion free. Hence $M \cong \nu(M)$ which is submodule of the free module $F$ and so $\nu(M)$ is free by $\textbf{Theorem A}$ (see below), i.e. $M$ is free as required.
$\textbf{Theorem A.}$ Let $F$ be a free $R$-module and $M$ a submodule of $F$. Then $M$ is also free and $\dim_RM \leq \dim_RF$.
I would like to know in the proof of the above theorem, where have we assumed any facts about $\textbf{PID}$. It seems as if this theorem is true for a torsion free module over a general ring as well (which I know is not true).


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I am making a bullet hell game in Python and am looking for a suitable collision library, taking the following into consideration:
- The library should do 2D polygon collision.
- It should be very fast. As a bullet hell game, I expect to do collision checks between hundreds, likely thousands of objects every frame at a consistent 60fps.
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Let's say I have a class called Test with one property called Title with a custom attribute:
public class Test
public string Title { get; set; }
And an extension method called DbField. I am wondering if getting a custom attribute from an object instance is even possible in c#.
Test t = new Test();
string fieldName = t.Title.DbField();
//fieldName will equal "title", the same name passed into the attribute above
Can this be done?