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Dubai rape victim who was jailed for having sex outside of marriage is finally pardoned after global outcry
- Norwegian Marte Deborah Dalelv was in Dubai on business trip when raped
- She reported rape to police but was charged for having sex outside marriage
- She has now been sentenced to 16 months in prison
- Her alleged rapist was sentenced to three months less prison time than her
A Norwegian woman at the center of a Dubai rape claim dispute says she has been pardoned and is free to leave the country.
Marte Deborah Dalelv said she was given back her passport Sunday by the public prosecutor's office and that her 16-month sentence for having sex outside marriage has been dropped.
The 24-year-old designer claimed she was raped in March by a co-worker, but she was charged with the sex offense after going to police in Dubai in a case that highlighted the clash between the city's Western-friendly atmosphere and its Islamic-based legal codes.
Relief: Marte Deborah Dalelv said she was given back her passport on Sunday by the public prosecutor's office and that her 16-month sentence for having sex outside marriage has been dropped
Pictured left Marte can be seen arriving at the Norwegian Seamen's Center in Dubai with her laywer, and right, she can be seen sharing a moment with ambassador to the UAE, Afe Elin Bjerke
The designer has been staying at the center ever since she was sentenced last week. She can be seen left smiling after the decision to pardon her was made, and right, hugging a friend
At the center she posed up for a picture (left) in front of portrait of Sheikh Rashid Bin Saeed Al Maktoum, late ruler of Dubai before leaving with her lawyer, right
Her sentencing last week stirred outrage in the West.
Speaking this weekend of her ordeal, the Norwegian claimed during an interview about the assault police asked her: 'Are you sure you called the police because you just didn't like it?'
They took her passport away and she was convicted and sentenced on charges of having unlawful sex, making a false statement and illegal consumption of alcohol.
Her alleged rapist was sentenced to three months less prison time than she got.
Norwegian businesswoman Marte Deborah Dalelv, 24, was sentenced to 16 months in prison for extramarital sex after she reported being raped
Ms Dalelv said the attack happened after she had been out at a bar with her colleagues and friends.
She told CNN that she had a male co-worker to escort her to her room as the hotel was 'large and confusing' and she did not want to be wandering aloe as she had been drinking.
She said she realised the room was not hers, and after initially objecting when he pulled her inside by her handbag, she agreed to go in 'to calm the situation down'.
Her next memory, she says, is waking up on her front while he was raping her.
When the hotel wake-up call knocked on the door, she dressed and went down to reception to call police.
Up to a dozen make officers arrived and took statements from Ms Dalelv and her alleged attacker.
When she arrived at Bur Dubai police station, she said police asked her of events to officers, 'Are you sure you called the police because you just didn't like it?'
She replied: '"Well of course I didn't like it." That is when I knew, I don't think they are going to believe me at all.'
She was then examined and tested for alcohol and locked in a prison cell for four days without explanation.
Eventually she was able to contact her
parents on the third day and ask them to contact the Norwegian Embassy
who arranged her release.
She claims she was advised to claim that the rape was in fact voluntary in order for the issue to 'go away'.
But she was then charged with making a false statement.
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Waiting game: Marte Deborah Dalelv, pictured in Dubai, faces an uncertain future as Norway doesn't have an extradition treaty with Dubai
Ms Dalelv claims she was fired from her position with Al Mana Interiors - which is owned by Janet Jackson's husband, Wissam Al Mana - during the ordeal.
A spokesman for the Qatari billionaire's company, Al Mana Interiors, strongly denied the claims from Marte Deborah Dalelv, saying instead its representatives were 'by her side' throughout the 'ordeal' and that the firm was forced to let her go after she 'declined to have positive and constructive discussions about her employment status.'
Dalelv was sentenced to one year and four months in jail but as Norway has no extradition treaty with Dubai, her future is uncertain.
Dalelv claims she was fired from her position with Al Mana Interiors - which is owned by Janet Jackson's husband, Wissam Al Mana - during the ordeal
Dark side: Having been detained in Dubai since the assault in March, Ms Dalelv has now been found guilty of sex outside marriage, drinking alcohol without a licence and perjury and was jailed for 16 months
Jackson married the Qatari billionaire in a secret ceremony last year.
The pair have been together for three years after meeting in 2010.
The young Norwegian woman's horror story is not unique.
Earlier this year Australian Alicia Gali, 27, spoke of how she was thrown in a Dubai jail for eight months after she reported a rape.
Gali was working at hotel chain Starwood when her drink was spiked in the staff bar.
She awoke to find that three colleagues had raped her, but when she went to a hospital for help, they turned her over to the police and she was charged with illicit sex outside marriage.
Under UAE law, rapists can only be convicted if either the perpetrator confesses or if four adult Muslim males witness the crime.
the Sharia-influenced laws, sex before marriage is completely forbidden
and an unmarried couple holding hands in public can be jailed.
Foreigners jailed in Dubai are deported immediately after completing their sentences.
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Day one for Pope Francis in Poland augurs hidden drama
- July 26, 2016
What can Catholics do faced with an impossible choice of platforms in this year's elections? The Bishop of Brownsville, TX, whose diocese is one of the poorest and most bilingual, has a long experience with disillusioned voters -- and has some advice.
The peculiar horror of yesterday's slaying of an elderly French priest by Islamist teenagers was designed to tempt Christians into responding with their own violence. But Pope Francis and the French bishops insisted on peace, love, and dialogue.
This week Catholic youth from all over the planet are gathered in Krakow, in part for a series of catechism sessions. In light of the brutal execution of French Father Jacques Hamel on Tuesday, organizers may want to set aside their prepared sessions and teach the young about today's new Christian martyrs.
Pope Francis began his July 27-31 trip to Poland by laying down a challenge to the country's Catholic-dominated government on migrants and refugees, insisting on the need for a a "spirit of readiness" to welcome those fleeing from wars and hunger, and "solidarity with those deprived of fundamental rights."
On his way to Poland for World Youth Day on Wednesday, Pope Francis told journalists on the papal plane that the world is at war, but it's not at heart a religious conflict. He also gave Crux a short video for young pilgrims, saying, "Dear volunteers, greetings from me … Go on, and pray for me… and don't get lazy!"
Cardinal George Pell, the prelate brought in by Pope Francis to reform the Vatican's financial systems, has vigorously rejected accusations of sexual abuse reportedly being investigated by Australian police, saying that they amount to a "scandalous smear campaign."
Just before leaving Rome for Poland, Pope Francis released a video message for young immigrants in Brownsville, Texas, who are coming together this week because their legal and financial situation makes getting to Poland for World Youth Day impossible.
Papal trips in general and World Youth Days in particular are usually full of stunning visual imagery, but on his first day in Poland on Wednesday, most of the action for Pope Francis, both politically and ecclesiastically, may happen out of public view.
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There is no greater symbol of mercy in Krakow than the Divine Mercy shrine. Among its sisters is a Sr Faustina lookalike who urges people to "really trust" in God's mercy.
'You speak numerous languages,' Cardinal Dziwisz told pilgrims at the start of World Youth Day. 'But starting today, we are going to communicate with each other in the language of the Gospel — a language of love, brotherhood, solidarity and peace.'
There are moments that capture the spirit of World Youth Day, when pumped-up young Catholics feel the joy of being surrounded by so many others who share their faith. And then there are the surreal moments, like when a bunch of English-speakers went in search of Mass ….READ MORE
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Three minute thesis competition
Three Minute Thesis (3MT®) is an academic competition developed by The University of Queensland (UQ), Australia.
What is it?
The 3MT is an exercise in developing academic and research communication skills. Higher degrees by research students have three minutes to present a compelling oration on their thesis topic and its significance in language appropriate to an intelligent but non-specialist audience.
- Initial rounds of the competition are organised by Schools and Faculties. The top two contestants from each Faculty, plus two contestants from IFM, will go into the University final.
- The Deakin winner will receive $2000, with $1000 going to the runner-up and $500 going to the People's Choice awarded by the audience.
- The winner will be sponsored to travel to represent Deakin in the Asia-Pacific competition, in which there are even more substantial prizes ($5000 for the winner). The Asia Pacific winner will also receive funding to attend and entry into the Falling Walls Lab Finale and Conference in Berlin, Germany.
Click here to register to attend the event.
Why do it?
We are sure many of you have learned by now, it is always handy to be prepared when faced with the inevitable "so what is your thesis about?" questions from curious family and friends (who usually want the three minute version, not the extended one). More particularly, you might get asked the same question in a future job interview!
The 3MT is an invaluable opportunity to practise your communication skills in a supportive environment and it gives you the chance to distil the essence of your research into a succinct and engaging sound bite.
And of course, there will be some extremely generous prizes and travel opportunities on offer as mentioned above.
Who is eligible to enter?
Anyone who is actively enrolled in a PhD, DPsych or research Masters program at Deakin University (including candidates whose thesis is under examination). Candidates must currently be active PhD and Professional Doctorate (Research) candidates who have successfully passed their confirmation milestone. Graduands and graduates are not eligible.
Competitors who are eligible on the date of their first presentation in their local competition will be considered eligible for the duration of that year's competition. So if a competitor graduates before the date of the Asia-Pacific 3MT competition they will still be eligible.
The presentation will be a talk accompanied only by a single static PowerPoint slide. This means that animations and the like are not permitted; additional electronic media such as sound and video files are not permitted; and props such as costumes, instruments or pieces of scientific equipment are not permitted. 'Talk' means talk (so no poems, raps or songs).
Presentations are strictly limited to three minutes. Competitors whose talk exceeds three minutes will be disqualified.
The decision of the adjudicating panel is final.
Judging criteria
- Communication style: was the thesis topic and its significance communicated in language appropriate to an intelligent but non-specialist audience?
- Comprehension: did the presentation help the audience understand the research?
- Engagement: did the oration make the audience want to know more?
- Further elaboration on the judging criteria can be found on the 3MT rules and judging criteria web page.
Key dates
Starting from May, the Deakin competition will be organised into heats conducted by Schools, followed by semi-finals conducted by Faculties and the Institute of Frontier Materials, and a University final conducted by Deakin Research.
Deakin 3MT Final details are as follows:
Date: Thursday 18 August 2016
Time: 3:00pm to 5:00pm
Venue: Reach Lecture Theatre
Room: DD2.101
Campus: Geelong Waurn Ponds
How to enter
Please complete the Deakin 3MT entry form (DOCX, 44.2 KB) and submit via email to the relevant Faculty 3MT Coordinator by the applicable closing dates listed below:
|Contact name
|Closing date
|Contact email address
|Arts and Education
|Robyn Ficnerski
|Contact faculty
|Business and law
|Mrs Gloria Stevenson
|Contact faculty
|Mrs Jane Moschetti
|Contact faculty
|Science, Engineering and Built Environment
|Dr Gang Li
|12 June 2016
|Institute for Frontier Materials
|Ms Helen Woodall
|2 May 2016
If you have any questions please contact your HDR Coordinator for details of the initial rounds of the 3MT competition in your area. For all other enquiries please contact Brona O'Brien.
Deakin University 2015 Winners
First place: Natalie Gasz, Science Engineering and Built Environment - "Medical maggots: Misunderstood superheroes?"
Runner up and People's choice: Shivapratap Gopakumar, Science Engineering and Built Environment - "Automatic Prediction of Disease Risk: A pathway to live long and prosper."
All videos of the top ten presentations can be viewed on YouTube.
Natalie Gasz received $2000 in prize money and a trip to Queensland to represent Deakin in the national final.


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My favourite sitcoms
- 1: Frasier (it's been my favourite show for a couple of years now. It's sheer genius and one of the most intelligent and sophisticated sitcoms I've ever seen.)
- 2: Cheers (this is the show that "Frasier" was spun off from. I've been a fan for a couple of years. It holds the distinction of introducing the fantastic character of Dr. Frasier Crane to television. Whilst Frasier is my favourite character, I love the many other characters that have been seen on this show, such as Norm, Cliff, Sam, Carla, Rebecca, Woody, etc...)
- 3: Taxi (this show first caught my attention when I learned that Christopher Lloyd, who I'd loved as Doc Brown in the "Back to the Future" trilogy, was a regular on the show from the second season onwards. I simply had to see it after that. I viewed my first episode in December 2004 and own the first three of the five seasons on DVD. It's a marvellous show, my favourite characters being Jim, Louie and Alex.)
- 4: Arrested Development (a very different type of sitcom about the wealthy Bluth family. Narrated by Ron Howard of "The Andy Griffith Show" and "Happy Days" fame, it follows the antics of the members of the Bluth family. Many interesting characters and equally interesting situations.)
- 5: Fawlty Towers (only twelve episodes, but what a twelve they were!)
- 6: Only Fools and Horses (an excellent British sitcom, and one of the longest-running ones.)
- 7: Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em (very much a slapstick comedy, very funny - it's always nice to see the hapless Frank get into some scrape.)
- 8: Malcolm in the Middle (quirky family, quite offbeat, funny and entertaining. I haven't seen as much of this show as I'd like to.)
- 9: Roseanne (I've nearly finished viewing all of season two - the only season I've seen. I'm getting into this show more and more; I think Roseanne is a wonderful character. The whole family is good really, particularly the charactes of Aunt Jackie and Roseanne's husband Dan.)
- 10: Friends (whenever I'm feeling a little depressed, Friends makes me feel slightly better for a while. It's nice, relaxing, safe and comforting and funny.)
- 11: My Family (it's funny to watch horrible things happen to Ben Harper and see him complaining about them. I think it's one of the best current British sitcoms.)
- 12: Family Ties (I haven't seen a great deal of this, but what I've seen I've really liked. A funny sitcom that also manages to be touching and emotional. Michael J. Fox is particularly good as Alex P. Keaton.)
- 13: My Name Is Earl (a new sitcom which I'm really enjoying. Earl and Randy are loveable in their own way and Joy is a great character.)
- 14: Three's Company (again, not a sitcom that I've seen too much of, but I really enjoyed the episodes I have seen. I particularly like Jack Tripper and Ralph Furley.)
- 15: Bewitched ("Elizabeth Montgomery...in Bewitched!" - funny, harmless little sitcom, interesting plots and interesting characters. I used to love watching the re-runs on Channel 4
- 16: The Andy Griffith Show ( as with TC, I've only managed to catch episodes of this show in America. I find it funny and sweet, and it depicts life in a small town in America well. Barney Fife is a good character, as is Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor, and Ron Howard is a very cute little Opie Taylor.)
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Ah, an excellent list! I of course agree with your number one, but I like or love almost all of these. It's good to see another Arrested Development fan, too - there seem to be millions of us, yet where's our show?! :)
Do you have the Malcolm In The Middle season 1 DVD? If you don't there's some good episodes on there; and if you're looking to see more, it's on 5:30-6:30pm on Sky weekdays. (I expect you know that anyway though! :))
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Your saying "there seem to be millions of us" reminded me of Tobias saying, "There are dozens of us!"
I do have MITM Season 1. Unfortunately, I don't have cable, so can't access channels like Sky or Paramount Comedy Channel. It doesn't look as though any more DVDs of MITM are going to be released any time soon, either. I think it's something to do with the music rights holding it up.
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I hope you two know that these UK-centric conversations are verboten on Listology. Everything must be put in terms that we Americans understand.
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I'm totally sorry, dude! ;)
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That's better. :-)
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Ah, okay. Looks like you're stuck with BBC's occasional airings then! Yes, I heard that about MITM too, I hope they get it worked out eventually.
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Ever seen "Curb Your Enthusiasm"?
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I haven't seen CYE, although I've heard nothing but good things about it. I did see a clip of one of the episodes on the Channel 4 programme "The Ultimate Sitcom" back in January. It was a clip from...I think the episode was called "Beloved Aunt", and it was funny, because the obituary said something a little different...
It sounds like it's a good show, but I've never seen an episode. I do think we have access to a channel that airs it, though, so I'll try to watch it sometime.
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My big mistake
The article leaves it inconclusive as to whether or not Marrone would keep McAdoo.
Well based on how much these moderators get paid. Wait a minute.
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It's called a message board. Thinking you should be able control what is written or leaving a comment like yours is just as cracked as what you are accusing people of doing in the first place.
You really think the "truth", if there is such, is going to leak out? Sounds like a movie script LOL.
You're kidding right?
To me a loss to the Eagles would be just another game with the Eagles. They beat us consistently.
Do you really believe that the board members posting these comments think that Mara and Tisch read this message board? Funny. It's called venting.
Not the ones going to the playoffs.
I think based on tonight's performance that there is a good chance that Mara and Tisch will have lost their patience and tolerance and that T.C. is gone.
I love how people mis-use the word EVERYONE too. So you say everyone is bashing.............That's a lot of board members...everyone.
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You sound like you were Eli panties or maybe a Train Engineer Cap.
Great point but GFiP is constitutionally incapable of grasping reality.
You need a refreshing rude awakening.
Again putting words in my mouth. I didn't say he gave an incredible display out there. Are you mentally challenged brah?
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Desserts from The Kind Diet as Gifts!
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Recently I made Lemon-Poppy Seed Poundcake Muffins, Chocolate-Dipped Shortbread Cookies, Oatmeal, Walnut and Dried Plum Cookies and Coffee Fudge Brownies. Yum!
I used baskets and wrapping paper from things that I've saved from past gifts, so it's all eco friendly/reused stuff. Then I printed out the recipes (on recycled paper!) and included those along with the baked goods. They made the cutest and tastiest gifts!
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This third edition of the tremendously popular Hacker's Dictionary adds 100 new entries and updates 200 entries. In case you aren't familiar with it, this is no snoozer dictionary of technical terms, although you'll certainly find accurate definitions for most techie jargon. It's the slang and secret language among computer jocks that offers the most fun. Don't know what the Infinite-Monkey Theorem is? Or the meaning of "rat dance?" It's all here. Most people don't sit down to read dictionaries for entertainment, but this is surely an exception.
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For anyone who likes to have slippery, elastic fun with language, this is a time for celebration... The New Hacker's Dictionary...is not only a useful guidebook to very much un-official technical terms and street tech slang, but also a de facto ethnography of the early years of the hacker culture.(Mondo 2000)
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The dictionary is compiled by Eric S. Raymond, a well-known hacker, who is author of the popular book about open source, "The Cathedral and the Bazaar". He knows the hacker culture well, and that makes him a good compiler. The third edition of the dictionary adds more than 100 new entries to the already rich list. Among my favourite entries are "larval stage", "scrozzle", and "wave a dead chicken".
Other than the dictionary itself, this book contains two essays, "Confessions of a Happy Hacker" by Guy Steele and "Hacker in a Strange Land" by Eric Raymond, as well as a not-so-short introduction to hacker speech, hacker jargon, and the hacker file in particular. There are three appendices. The first contains some funny stories about hacking in various situations. The second tries to portrait "J. Random Hacker", the most typical hacker. And the last is a short article of how one can help the hacker culture grow.
If you have interacted with other hackers (in Usenet, RL (Real Life), or in other hacker-populated places in the universe), you may have found yourself unable to understand some terms. With "The New Hacker's Dictionary" you can learn all these useful, strange, or simply funny words and thereby become a full-fledged hacker.
If you're at all interested in classic computing culture, this book is something I feel every computer nerd should have (you fit the description if, among other things, you like monty python and your idea of the perfect evening is spending it at home programming, with occasional breaks to watch the X-Files).
If you're a soccermom, or a script/warez kiddie, this book is not for you. You probably won't understand it, and will certainly not appreciate it.
However, these days when I try to find the latest terms, too often--actually most often--they are not here. This seems to be a fundamental mechanical problem. This dictionary was originally compiled in a different era and using techniques that were appropriate to those times and to the available technologies. That meant mostly the newsgroups and email, and a volume of information that could be filtered by a few moderately dedicated volunteers. The main change now is just the explosion of new technical terms, and though many of these new candidate words are current among far more users than ever contributed to this dictionary, the old approaches just can't deal with it.
It's a very good book, and worth reading, but IMO mostly as a historical and etymological reference. Many important terms are definitely included, and even some of the obsolete terms have had influences on later terminology, but the book just isn't current enough or broad enough to capture the current scope of computer-related technologies.
This dictionary of hacker terms (which can be hilarious, informative, or esoteric depending on their meaning) gives an idea of the creativity and mentality of the hackers and their distrust of huge corporations (ie "Broken Windows" for Sun's "Open Windows," "Windoze" for Microsoft Windows, and so on). Reading though the definition of terms gives you an idea of how to "talk turkey" with said hackers, and even if I will always be just a "wannabe" hacker, it helps to be able to get an idea of the mindset of the hacker.
At the back of the book, there's even a brief compilation of hacker "folklore" and "legends," a portrait of a "typical hacker," and ways to help the hacker culture grow (like getting a free Unix system or contributing to organizations like the Free Software Foundation).
Books like this one, The Cathedral and the Bazaar, and Open Sources give an excellent view of the hacker culture.
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This is a one-of-a-kind piece of work, and the number of editions to date demonstrates the effort put into this Herculean task. Read morePublished on July 21 2001 by Stephen Lee
Blargh. Ignore the twinks and their burbling flamage - the yellow book is a moby frob and the source of all good bits. The 3rd Ed has the X nature. Read morePublished on March 30 2001 by Gary
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Fantasy Forecaster updated Monday, May 3 at 12:20 a.m. ET.
On tap: It's a week of playoff contenders matching up with one another, as the Boston Red Sox battle both the Los Angeles Angels and New York Yankees at Fenway Park, the Minnesota Twins and Detroit Tigers tangle at Comerica Park, and the Philadelphia Phillies and St. Louis Cardinals meet up at Busch Stadium. That last series is of particular interest to fantasy owners, as it'll feature four of the top 25 starting pitchers on our Player Rater (through April 29): Roy Halladay of the Phillies and Jaime Garcia, Adam Wainwright and Brad Penny of the Cardinals. The Phillies also welcome Joe Blanton back to their rotation on Monday, putting him in line for a two-start week.
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Projected starting pitchers | Pitching strategies
Team advantages | Hitting strategies
Weather report | Week 5 pitcher rankings
Projected starting pitchers
The chart below lists each of the 30 MLB teams' schedules and projected starting pitchers, and provides a matchup rating for each day's starter. Pitchers scheduled to start twice this week are in color-coded boxes.
P: The starting pitcher's matchup rating, which accounts for past history (three years' worth as well as past 21 days), opponent and ballpark. Ratings range from 1-10, with 10 representing the best possible matchup, statistically speaking, and 1 representing the worst.
Tristan's pitching strategies
• Seven home games is typically a favorable pitching schedule for any team, especially one with as sound a rotation as that of the Minnesota Twins. Francisco Liriano and Kevin Slowey are off to fantastic starts, while Carl Pavano has four quality starts in five appearances, not to mention a 4-2 record, 2.88 ERA and 1.06 WHIP in seven career starts versus the Detroit Tigers, all of those pitched this and last season. It only helps that four of the games come against the Baltimore Orioles, who rank last in runs (70) and next-to-last in team OPS (.675).
• This Tampa Bay team is off to a tremendous start, and while the Rays' pitchers typically dominate at home while earning middling rankings in road games, their 9-1 record, 2.23 ERA and 1.05 WHIP away from Tropicana Field bodes extremely well in future road matchups. This staff might very well be elite both in home and road games at this point, after back-to-back seasons of being more matchups-worthy, and three-game stops at both Seattle's Safeco Field and Oakland's Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum do represent pitching-friendly matchups. There isn't a Rays starter you shouldn't have active for Week 5.
• Though the Colorado Rockies' rotation suffered some hits in the past week, three games at San Diego's Petco Park couldn't come at a more opportune time. Expect this team to maximize ace Ubaldo Jimenez's matchups, while pitchers like Greg Smith and Aaron Cook might very well be plays in NL-only formats in Petco starts. Cook, incidentally, is 6-1 with a 1.60 ERA and 1.21 WHIP in nine career starts there.
• A healthy Ted Lilly deepens the Chicago Cubs' rotation, and while it's tough for fantasy owners to trust Carlos Silva and Tom Gorzelanny, their numbers do hint that those in NL-only formats at the very least should consider them in road starts at the Cincinnati Reds late in the week. Gorzelanny already had a 6 1/3-inning, four-hit, one-run (it was unearned) outing at Cincinnati's Great American Ball Park this season, and Carlos Silva went six innings, allowing one run on three hits, there as well. There isn't a pitching matchup on the Cubs' schedule all week that isn't at least fantasy-worthy in deeper formats.
For more insight into Week 5 pitching matchups, see my rankings for every scheduled starter at column's end.
Team advantages
The chart below lists each of the 30 teams' total number of scheduled games, home games and games versus right- and left-handed pitchers, and provides a matchup rating for the week's games in terms of overall offense, offense versus left- and right-handed pitchers and base stealing. Matchup ratings for each individual game are listed under the corresponding date.
H: Hitters' matchup rating, which accounts for the opposing starting pitcher's past history (three years' worth as well as past 21 days) as well as ballpark factors. L: Hitters' matchup rating accounting only for left-handed hitters. R: Hitters' matchup rating accounting for only right-handed hitters. S: Base stealing matchup rating, which accounts for the opponent's catchers' ability to gun down opposing base stealers. Ratings range from 1-10, with 10 representing the best possible matchup, statistically speaking, and 1 representing the worst.
Tristan's hitting strategies
• There are two "perfect 10s" this week, and both are in the American League, each of them a seven-game schedule played entirely at home. The Chicago White Sox are one, despite their bottom-10 status in terms of runs scored, batting average and OPS. Remember, the rankings above account for matchups only -- in other words, opposing pitchers and ballpark factors -- and not the performance of the offense itself. Why that's valuable to the fantasy owner: If an elite offense like, say, the New York Yankees has its hitting numbers accounted for, it's almost never going to have a rating beneath a six, and many times it might rate a nine or 10. With numbers like that fantasy owners might assume that's advice to never, ever sit your Yankees, without exception (and if you think you should never, ever sit a Yankee anyway, I present to you the case of Nick Johnson, who is absolutely a matchups-capable play and not a must-start). This way, a team like the White Sox, whose home ballpark U.S. Cellular Field has been one of the most homer-friendly venues in baseball for the past decade, catches fantasy owners' eyes with their 10, and perhaps a lesser option like Andruw Jones might be a consideration over, say, Nick Swisher, whose Yankees this week are rated a six.
• The Minnesota Twins have the other "perfect 10," thanks to three games versus the rival Detroit Tigers and four versus the Baltimore Orioles, all of those at their new home, Target Field. Through nine games the Twins and their opponents have averaged 9.33 runs, 17.78 hits and 1.56 home runs per contest at Target Field, which doesn't put it in the most hitter-friendly class of ballparks, but certainly ranks it a more favorable offensive environment than the Metrodome.
• There's an "imperfect 1" rating this week, which belongs to the Pittsburgh Pirates, who despite playing all six of their games at home, get the unfortunate honor of having to battle the Chicago Cubs' and St. Louis Cardinals' staffs. Check out the six pitchers the Pirates have to face and then see whether you think this is the week to chance using a Jeff Clement, Garrett Jones or Andy LaRoche: The Cubs plan to start Ryan Dempster, Ted Lilly and Randy Wells, while the Cardinals plan to start Chris Carpenter, Jaime Garcia and Adam Wainwright. Ouch!
• Conversely, both the Cubs and Cardinals rate nines on offense, thanks to each getting the honor of facing the Pirates' patchwork rotation. Here's how bad things are for the Pirates: Their most accomplished pitcher, Paul Maholm, has a 7.06 ERA and 1.55 WHIP in nine career starts versus the Cubs. The Cardinals also get four games at Philadelphia's Citizens Bank Park, though they'll have to face both Cole Hamels and Roy Halladay in the process. That their schedule is a seven-gamer, however, helps keep them among the top hitting picks of the week. If there's anything not to like about the Cardinals' schedule, in fact, it's that they're likely to face three left-handed starters, so a red-hot hitter like Colby Rasmus, who is 2-for-13 with 7 K's versus southpaws so far, isn't as good a play as you might think.
Now, let's take a look at some Week 5 sleepers:
David Freese, 3B, St. Louis Cardinals: The three left-handed starters the Cardinals will face stacks the matchups in favor of a hitter like Freese, who is 8-for-17 (.471 AVG) versus that side so far. By the way, how many of you have noticed that he has started each of the team's past eight games versus a right-hander?
Jose Guillen, OF, Kansas City Royals: If you own him you'd be silly not to keep playing him through his early-season hot streak, but if anything about his 1-for-15, 9-strikeout performance in his past four games has you concerned, his Week 5 schedule at least shouldn't. It includes four games at Texas' Rangers Ballpark, where he's a .284/.355/.541 (AVG/OBP/SLG) lifetime hitter.
Cristian Guzman, 2B/SS, Washington Nationals: He's effectively shaping up as an every-day player, having started 16 of the Nationals' past 18 games, albeit shuffling between second base and shortstop. Not that it matters which he plays in fantasy, just that he plays, especially in home games. The Nationals have six this week, and must realize he's a .326/.348/.455 career hitter at Nationals Park.
Gabe Kapler, OF, Tampa Bay Rays: The Rays face a major league-high five left-handed starters in Week 5, and so far Kapler has started all nine of the Rays' games versus a lefty. He's a .291/.350/.494 lifetime hitter versus southpaws; it's as simple as that.
Scott Rolen, 3B, Cincinnati Reds: He's a .371/.470/.597 hitter versus left-handers between this and last season, not to mention a .280/.368/.545 hitter in 59 career games at Cincinnati's Great American Ball Park. Sure enough, the Reds play all six of their games at home, three of those versus left-handed starters.
Chris Snyder, C, Arizona Diamondbacks: He's off to quite the hot start while filling in for Miguel Montero, so why not continue to ride the streak? After all, the Diamondbacks face three left-handed starters this week and play four games at Houston's Minute Maid Park, which does favor right-handed power hitters.
Vernon Wells, OF, Toronto Blue Jays: The same that's said about Guillen applies to Wells, and like Guillen, Wells' 8-for-33 (.242 AVG), 0-homer, 7-K performance in his past eight games shouldn't worry you too much when you consider he's got seven games in Week 5, four of them at Chicago's U.S. Cellular Field. He's a .336/.388/.495 career hitter there.
Ty Wigginton, 1B/2B/3B, Baltimore Orioles: The chances of his starting every game this week remain high, what with Brian Roberts' rehabilitation going slowly and the Orioles facing three left-handed starters. A point in Wigginton's favor: He's 8-for-19 (.421 AVG) with two doubles and one home run in six career games at Yankee Stadium.
Weather report
Though we saw a couple of rainouts in the past week, let's not forget that familiar saying "April showers bring May flowers." May is now upon us, and sure enough, as of Friday there isn't a game scheduled at an open-air stadium with greater than a 30 percent chance of rain. In fact, the only ones with even a 30 percent chance are Royals at White Sox and Cardinals at Phillies on Monday and Giants at Marlins on Thursday.
Weatherproof games: Diamondbacks at Astros (4, Mon-Thu); Padres at Astros (3, Fri-Sun); Brewers at Diamondbacks (3, Fri-Sun); Rays at Mariners (3, Tue-Thu); Angels at Mariners (3, Fri-Sun).
Tristan's Week 5 pitcher rankings: Top 75
Rankings take into account several factors: The pitcher's raw talent, historical and recent performance; number of starts; strength of opponent(s); and ballpark factors. Be aware that different leagues might emphasize different pitching statistics that could change these rankings slightly. These are based upon a fairly standard Rotisserie scoring system, like ESPN's.
1. Ubaldo Jimenez (COL) -- Mon-@SD (Correia), Sat-@LAD (TBD)
2. Tim Lincecum (SF) -- Tue-@FLA (Sanchez), Sun-@NYM (Perez)
3. Adam Wainwright (STL) -- Tue-@PHI (Hamels), Sun-@PIT (Maholm)
4. CC Sabathia (NYY) -- Mon-BAL (Guthrie), Sun-@BOS (Lester)
5. Jaime Garcia (STL) -- Mon-@PHI (Blanton), Sat-@PIT (Karstens)
6. James Shields (TB) -- Tue-@SEA (Vargas), Sun-@OAK (Braden)
7. Chris Carpenter (STL) -- Fri-@PIT (Duke)
8. Ryan Dempster (CHC) -- Tue-@PIT (Maholm), Sun-@CIN (Leake)
9. Johan Santana (NYM) -- Sat-SF (Wellemeyer)
10. Roy Halladay (PHI) -- Thu-STL (Lohse)
11. Dan Haren (ARI) -- Thu-@HOU (Rodriguez)
12. Tommy Hanson (ATL) -- Wed-@WAS (Atilano)
13. Jon Lester (BOS) -- Tue-LAA (Santana), Sun-NYY (Sabathia)
14. Clayton Kershaw (LAD) -- Tue-MIL (Narveson), Sun-COL (Smith)
15. David Price (TB) -- Fri-@OAK (Gonzalez)
16. Ricky Nolasco (FLA) -- Thu-SF (Cain)
17. Josh Johnson (FLA) -- Sat-@WAS (Lannan)
18. Jered Weaver (LAA) -- Fri-@SEA (Hernandez)
19. Francisco Liriano (MIN) -- Fri-BAL (Millwood)
20. Scott Baker (MIN) -- Mon-DET (Scherzer), Sat-BAL (Guthrie)
21. Randy Wells (CHC) -- Thu-@PIT (TBD)
22. Felix Hernandez (SEA) -- Fri-LAA (Weaver)
23. Cole Hamels (PHI) -- Tue-STL (Carpenter), Sun-ATL (Kawakami)
24. Ricky Romero (TOR) -- Tue-@CLE (Westbrook), Sun-@CHW (Floyd)
25. Zack Greinke (KC) -- Fri-@TEX (Wilson)
26. Matt Garza (TB) -- Wed-@SEA (Lee)
27. Roy Oswalt (HOU) -- Tue-ARI (Kennedy), Sun-SD (Correia)
28. Clay Buchholz (BOS) -- Mon-LAA (Saunders), Sat-NYY (Hughes)
29. Yovani Gallardo (MIL) -- Fri-@ARI (Jackson)
30. John Danks (CHW) -- Thu-TOR (Eveland)
31. Justin Verlander (DET) -- Sat-@CLE (Huff)
32. Ted Lilly (CHC) -- Wed-@PIT (Morton)
33. A.J. Burnett (NYY) -- Tue-BAL (Matusz)
34. Tim Hudson (ATL) -- Thu-@WAS (Olsen)
35. Jake Peavy (CHW) -- Mon-KC (Meche), Sat-TOR (Cecil)
36. Matt Cain (SF) -- Thu-@FLA (Nolasco)
37. Scott Feldman (TEX) -- Tue-@OAK (Duchscherer), Sun-KC (Hochevar)
38. Jonathan Sanchez (SF) -- Fri-@NYM (Pelfrey)
39. C.J. Wilson (TEX) -- Fri-KC (Greinke)
40. Cliff Lee (SEA) -- Wed-TB (Garza)
41. Wandy Rodriguez (HOU) -- Thu-ARI (Haren)
42. Wade Davis (TB) -- Sat-@OAK (Sheets)
43. Shaun Marcum (TOR) -- Fri-@CHW (Buehrle)
44. Mike Leake (CIN) -- Mon-NYM (Perez), Sun-CHC (Dempster)
45. Jeff Niemann (TB) -- Thu-@SEA (Rowland-Smith)
46. Barry Zito (SF) -- Wed-@FLA (Robertson)
47. Andy Pettitte (NYY) -- Wed-BAL (Hernandez)
48. Rich Harden (TEX) -- Mon-@OAK (Braden), Sat-KC (Meche)
49. Brad Penny (STL) -- Wed-@PHI (Kendrick)
50. Max Scherzer (DET) -- Mon-@MIN (Baker), Sun-@CLE (Talbot)
51. Mike Pelfrey (NYM) -- Fri-SF (Sanchez)
52. Aaron Cook (COL) -- Wed-@SD (Richard)
53. Phil Hughes (NYY) -- Sat-@BOS (Buchholz)
54. Hiroki Kuroda (LAD) -- Fri-COL (Chacin)
55. Kevin Slowey (MIN) -- Wed-DET (Porcello)
56. Kevin Correia (SD) -- Mon-COL (Jimenez), Sun-@HOU (Oswalt)
57. Randy Wolf (MIL) -- Sat-@ARI (TBD)
58. Josh Beckett (BOS) -- Fri-NYY (Vazquez)
59. Brett Myers (HOU) -- Wed-ARI (Lopez)
60. Colby Lewis (TEX) -- Wed-@OAK (Cahill)
61. Chad Billingsley (LAD) -- Wed-MIL (Davis)
62. Doug Fister (SEA) -- Sat-LAA (Saunders)
63. Gavin Floyd (CHW) -- Tue-KC (Hochevar), Sun-TOR (Romero)
64. John Lackey (BOS) -- Wed-LAA (Pineiro)
65. Jair Jurrjens (ATL) -- Sat-@PHI (Blanton)
66. Luis Atilano (WAS) -- Wed-ATL (Hanson)
67. Fausto Carmona (CLE) -- Wed-TOR (Morrow)
68. Ben Sheets (OAK) -- Sat-TB (Davis)
69. Jon Garland (SD) -- Sat-@HOU (Paulino)
70. Ervin Santana (LAA) -- Tue-@BOS (Lester), Sun-@SEA (Vargas)
71. Mark Buehrle (CHW) -- Fri-TOR (Marcum)
72. Brandon Morrow (TOR) -- Wed-@CLE (Carmona)
73. Dallas Braden (OAK) -- Mon-TEX (Harden), Sun-TB (Shields)
74. Jake Westbrook (CLE) -- Tue-TOR (Romero)
75. Derek Lowe (ATL) -- Fri-@PHI (Moyer)
Two-start pitchers for deep leagues:
Nick Blackburn (MIN) -- Tue-DET (Willis), Sun-BAL (Matusz)
Joe Blanton (PHI) -- Mon-STL (Garcia), Sat-ATL (Jurrjens)
Ian Kennedy (ARI) -- Tue-@HOU (Oswalt), Sun-MIL (Narveson)
Brian Matusz (BAL) -- Tue-@NYY (Burnett), Sun-@MIN (Blackburn)
Gil Meche (KC) -- Mon-@CHW (Peavy), Sat-@TEX (Harden)
Anibal Sanchez (FLA) -- Tue-SF (Lincecum), Sun-@WAS (Hernandez)
Greg Smith (COL) -- Tue-@SD (LeBlanc), Sun-@LAD (Kershaw)
Mitch Talbot (CLE) -- Mon-TOR (Cecil), Sun-DET (Scherzer)
Jason Vargas (SEA) -- Tue-TB (Shields), Sun-LAA (Santana)
One-start sleepers:
Jeremy Bonderman (DET) -- Fri-@CLE (Masterson)
Jhoulys Chacin (COL) -- Fri-@LAD (Kuroda)
Tom Gorzelanny (CHC) -- Sat-@CIN (Harang)
Mat Latos (SD) -- Fri-@HOU (Norris)
Wade LeBlanc (SD) -- Tue-COL (Smith)
Jamie Moyer (PHI) -- Fri-ATL (Lowe)
Jonathon Niese (NYM) -- Wed-@CIN (Cueto)
Bud Norris (HOU) -- Fri-SD (Latos)
Carlos Silva (CHC) -- Fri-@CIN (Bailey)
No-thank-yous, among two-starts:
Brett Cecil (TOR) -- Mon-@CLE (Talbot), Sat-@CHW (Peavy)
Jeremy Guthrie (BAL) -- Mon-@NYY (Sabathia), Sat-@MIN (Baker)
Livan Hernandez (WAS) -- Tue-ATL (Kawakami), Sun-FLA (Sanchez)
Luke Hochevar (KC) -- Tue-@CHW (Floyd), Sun-@TEX (Feldman)
Kenshin Kawakami (ATL) -- Tue-@WAS (Hernandez), Sun-@PHI (Hamels)
Paul Maholm (PIT) -- Tue-CHC (Dempster), Sun-STL (Wainwright)
Chris Narveson (MIL) -- Tue-@LAD (Kershaw), Sun-@ARI (Kennedy)
Felipe Paulino (HOU) -- Mon-ARI (TBD), Sat-SD (Garland)
Oliver Perez (NYM) -- Mon-@CIN (Leake), Sun-SF (Lincecum)
Joe Saunders (LAA) -- Mon-@BOS (Buchholz), Sat-@SEA (Fister)
Tristan H. Cockcroft is a fantasy baseball analyst for ESPN.com and a two-time champion of the League of Alternative Baseball Reality (LABR) experts league. You can e-mail him here, or follow him on Twitter @SultanofStat.


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Just in time for the dog days of summer, residents of Cherokee County have a new place to keep cool. The community's first public aquatic center opened with fanfare three weeks ago, capping five years of planning and construction.
"When we did a needs survey, a pool was high on the list from Cherokee residents," said Kim Baker, who oversees the aquatic center. "This facility is now the only public recreation aquatic center in the county. There isn't another place where people can swim without a membership."
The facility, at the junction of Interstate 575 and Sixes Road in Holly Springs, welcomes swimmers and splashers who want to swim a few laps, attend a birthday party, take a water aerobics class, or just enjoy an afternoon by the pool. A daily pass is $5 for seniors and children younger than 14 and $6 for adults. Three-month and annual passes are also available.
"We also offer swim lessons for children and adults, and we host a master swim program for adults 18 and older," said Baker.
About 500 Cherokee residents and county officials showed up ready to swim and another 250 came to gawk at the recent grand opening. The most popular spot: The outdoor pool with two slides, an aquatic playground, a whirlpool and current channels that create a "lazy river" effect. Close by are two outdoor pavilions, locker rooms and a concession stand that serves hot dogs, nachos, chicken sandwiches, bratwurst and beverages.
Indoors, the center boasts two "wet" classrooms, designed to accommodate people in bathing suits and flip flops who might be attending a program or party. Nearby are two recreational pools, one with four lanes and warmer water for swimming lessons, water aerobics and therapy programs. A 50-meter competition pool features 10 lanes below a spectator area that can seat 700. Baker expects those viewing stands to be filled on a regular basis.
"We already have more than 18 swim meets and two water polo events on the books for this year," she said. "We're also hosting all the swim teams for Cherokee County school meets - which will be the first time that our team meets take place in Cherokee. Before, they had to go to Cobb or Cumming to find a pool. So we're going to be busy with events."
In addition to the school teams, the center is booking practice and competition times for year-round swim teams.
"We have just about rented out the entire facility, so it's clear there was a need for this sort of competitive pool in this area," said Baker. "Everyone is super excited that we finally have the pool open."
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MINI hatchback
Price £14,075 - £21,400
- Great fun to drive
- High-quality interior
- Efficient and powerful engines
- Expensive to buy
- Firm ride
- Cramped rear seats and boot
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"The MINI hatchback is stylish and has lots of character, plus it's cheap to run and enjoyable to drive. It's a bit cramped in the back, though."
Since the MINI was resurrected in the early 2000s, it has traded on its characterful, retro design, customisation options and what the brand describes as its go-kart-style handling.
The latest version was introduced in 2014 and still has all of these characteristics, but with more interior space than ever before, a high quality interior and more efficient yet powerful engines to choose from.
There should be an engine suitable for all in the MINI hatchback, with three petrol and three diesel engines to choose from. There's a 1.2-litre three-cylinder in the MINI One, a 1.5-litre in the MINI Cooper and a turbocharged 2.0-litre in the sporty Cooper S.
If you prefer diesel, a 1.5-litre engine powers the MINI One D and Cooper D in different power outputs, and there's a 2.0-litre engine in the Cooper SD. All engines are economical – even the Cooper S hot hatch will achieve around 50mpg and One D and Cooper D over 80mpg – and they all provide plenty of punch to keep you going.
You don't have to be driving quickly to enjoy the MINI, though. It still has quite a firm ride – especially on models with larger alloy wheels – but the trade-off for this is a very involving driving experience thanks to very little body roll and quick, precise steering.
Inside, there's more space than before with plenty of space in the front, but the rear seats remain more cramped than rivals like the Audi A1 and DS 3, plus the boot is one of the smallest in its class. However, you don't buy a MINI for its practicality, so it's good that it's at least better than it used to be.
The dashboard is still packed with character with a central display – the speedometer and rev counter are now situated ahead of the driver – and you can personalise the interior until your heart's content, just like you can with the exterior. It all looks and feels solid and well built, too, with many components shared with BMW cars – including the iDrive controller on cars fitted with MINI's Media or Tech Packs.
The MINI is pretty well equipped, but we'd go for the Cooper because it comes with Bluetooth phone connectivity, front foglights, keyless go, electric windows, alloy wheels and climate control all as standard. Be careful if you want to add extras, though, the list is very long and can become incredibly expensive. Stick to the MINI's packs and you shouldn't spend too much over the list price.
The upside of the MINI's high list price is its strong resale values – MINIs hold their value very well thanks to a desirable image and what appealing interior. Euro NCAP awarded the MINI four stars in crash safety tests, which is a little disappointing, plus it dropped from ninth place to 97th place in the 2016 Driver Power owner satisfaction survey largely due to the car's disappointing build quality and reliability.
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You've been stoned way to much. That was really good in a really warped way. Still cracked myself.
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Man, I had tears in my eyes after watching this. I have a buddy who sounds an awful lot like Jimmy. I don't know if that's you're real accent or not but you nailed it. I eat Vietamese soups all the time and wouldn't doubt that it's often made that way.
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...not my real accent, but i do hang around asians alot... who knows, i might even BE asian...
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While a soft and thick rug, if you are expecting a conformity of two distinct colors, you will be very disappointed. My guess is that the silk weave in this carpet makes it look randomly different from different angles....and not a good random effect. It is almost as if someone spray painted it cream in some areas and not in others...and the background color is a muddy coffee color in some angles, not the pretty true beige as pictured. If you are into that random effect, by all means purchase it as the quality is very good and it is thick, soft and lush on the foot.
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I was replacing the area rugs in my living and dining rooms when I came across this one. I thought I was going to have to spend much, much more and so I continued searching extensively online for the right one. I kept returning to this one as my favorite. I finally ordered it thinking that I could return it or use it someplace else if the quality wasn't good. I'm so happy with it. The pile feels thick and soft to me and the edges are finished well. The nap of the rug makes it look darker and lighter when viewing it from different angles but as I have been vacuuming it, the difference it not as prominent. In fact, I actually like it because any dirt is not noticeable.
Beartiful soft & shimmery rug. Perfect for a neutral color pallate. Lays flat. Sheds some but less & less over time.
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This rug is very much as pictured, though it has a sheen to it. It's not shedding much (I notice a lot of folks complaining about shedding in the reviews). Its a perfect warmish neutral. Would definitely recommend it.
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Those of you active on Facebook and 'the grapevine' will have already heard of the death of Fiona Cameron, one of the FOAOTMAD founder members – she used to joke about her membership number being 007.
My thanks to Steve Wise for pointing out an obituary from part of her life that I was only faintly aware of: http://www.veterans-fencing.co.uk/latest.shtml
As it is a 'latest news' page you may need to scroll down a little.
Further details from Tina Wade: Fiona's funeral will take place at Chesterfield Crematorium at 3:30 on Monday 25th July, which would have been her 66th birthday. The service will be a simple service conducted by a Catholic priest and friends are welcome to attend. Please respect her brother's request and use this opportunity as a time for quiet private reflection.
Her musician friends are able to will meet after the funeral at The Three Merry Lads, Main Road, Cutthorpe, Chesterfield S42 7AJ http://threemerryladspub.co.uk where they have the use of the restaurant (ground floor next to the bar) and will be able to have some tunes in there in honour of Fiona.
Fire-starter, wood-gatherer and banjo player Gary Andrews died this week following a long battle with cancer. A fixture at the Sacrewell Camps for the past 13 years Gary was a stalwart supporter of the camp fire gatherings and will be sadly missed by his FOATMAD friends.
The finalized detailes for 'WOTMAD' are here:
The ROOTS club from Rainham Oast House Community Centre has moved to the Dancing Dog Saloon, Bobbing, Sittingbourne, Kent ME9 8QP.
The club has been renamed to Dog Gone "ROOTS"!
So the Wednesday 5th October gig by Beverly Smith & John Grimm will now be at the Dancing Dog Saloon. The pub is an extremely interesting place with lots of Wild West memorabilia everywhere – life size cutouts of John Wayne, Saddles, banjo's, stetsons etc. It has been home to Country music / line dancing for many years but we intend to show them the true way of life and convert them to Old-Time Music and dance.
The club will run on the 1st and 3rd Wednesday of each month as before – 8 pm – 11 pm. Entrance is free (a raffle will be held to raise funds to subsidise guest nights). On Guest nights we will be charging £5.00.
A-scale banjo. Minstrel style. Bob Flesher Plantation model, built by Dave Stacey from a kit. Just right for Sore Fingers week. £850 including gig bag.
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An update on the November workshops from Tony Mear:
A couple of people have contacted me about the November workshops and asked about the level of the beginner workshops. They expressed concern about people who are experienced players signing up for the beginner workshop leading to the class becoming too advanced for actual beginners. I appreciate those concerns so asked David Bragger about them. I can't do better than give you his response:
"Here's the scoop. I'm really, really good with beginners. Since teaching bowing is my absolute specialty, I take my time with beginners and teach patterns and application of said patterns to tunes. I just finished teaching a beginner fiddle workshop that lasted 4 days at the Festival of American Fiddle Tunes. Surprisingly, more advanced fiddlers attended and they loved it since they never had experienced bowing instruction like I teach it. I take great care with beginners. So, no worries there! I guarantee it!"
What I would say is that, if you are more than a beginner, in fiddle or banjo, but you are anxious about joining the advanced class, seriously consider stepping up. Its the only way to grow!
People have also asked about timing and cost of individual lessons. David and Chris will be taking a few days out sightseeing on the Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday so lessons will be available on the afternoon/evening of Sunday 20th, Monday 21st and the morning and early afternoon of Friday 25th. Their hourly rate is $75 USD – with the currently fluctuating exchange rate I can't tell you what that will be in £ GBP in November, we'll sort that out closer to the date. I will also ask David about small group rates, maybe a few of us could get together for some group lessons.
If you have signed up for the workshops already and want to reserve a private lesson slot then email me at email@example.com and I'll start a list.
Oh, and please be patient if your cheque doesn't get banked straight away or you don't get a quick response – holidays and festivals tend to get in the way 🙂


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FRANCE/USA: Jean-Marie Messier and Edgar Bronfman, Jr. Comment on Sale of Seagram Spirits and Wine Business
In response to today's announcement that Diageo and Pernod Ricard will acquire Seagram's spirits and wine business for $8.15 billion, the following comments were issued today: Jean-Marie Messier, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Vivendi Universal, said: "I am very pleased with the agreement we have executed with Diageo and Pernod Ricard. This agreement recognizes the full value of Seagram's spirits and wine business and creates after tax proceeds that exceed Seagram's net debt. This transaction strengthens our balance sheet and helps to create real and immediate value for Vivendi Universal shareholders. We have a great management team in place and strong media and communications businesses that are strategically well positioned. With this sale, we will now focus our energy on achieving the aggressive growth targets that we have set for ourselves."
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