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The little things killed me though. I got a room on the first floor and you can hear everyone walk by, inside and out. I was switched to a second floor room and it was a lot quieter.
The air conditioner is one of those big units in your room. Its it temperature controlled, but the darn thing keep going off and on, ALL night. It was super loud every time it went on. No matter at what temp I set it, it will hit that temperature, turn itself off...then no more than 5 minutes later it will go on again. It did this, all night......at BOTH rooms. Either both were broken or that's just how it worked. But I had trouble falling asleep....even wearing earplugs.
The other thing that looked super bad was that the second floor hallway was lined with buckets. Apparently to catch water from leaks on the roof. I did not notice a leak in my room, but the carpet was damp.
Everyone I encountered from the staff was friendly.
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Skip to comments.EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Attempts to Block Book on Afghan War (Able Danger)
Posted on 09/10/2010 1:39:09 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
On the eve of Sept. 11, Fox News has learned the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency has attempted to block a book about the tipping point in Afghanistan and a controversial pre-9/11 data mining project called "Able Danger."
In a letter obtained by Fox News, the DIA says national security could be breached if "Operation Dark Heart" is published in its current form. The agency also attempted to block key portions of the book that claim "Able Danger" successfully identified hijacker Mohammed Atta as a threat to the United States before the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks........
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"...On September 21, 2006, The Washington Post reported that a Defense Department investigation into Able Danger found that Able Danger did not identify Mohamed Atta or any other hijacker before the September 11 attacks, and that a widely discussed chart was "a sample document passed to the military as an example of how to organize large amounts of data," and was created after 9/11...."
They are going to a lot of extra trouble to suppress a book about a project they trashed years ago.
They are going to a lot of extra trouble to suppress a book about a project they trashed years ago.
Because that would make it Clinton's fault. Cant have that!
What would the "truthers" think?
No one likes egg on the face. Not even spooks.
Right! It does smell.
The good General has provided Retired Lt Colonel Shaffer tons of free publicity. Good on him!!!!!!!!
Trying to suppress the book is the surest way to guarantee brisk sales. The Able Danger Project was huge news around FR back in the day.
Sounds like DIA is running a memory hole operation. What meeting? Never took place. The problem is that there's always a paper trail these days and the memory hole trick doesn't appear to be working.
The intelligence community gets themselves into big trouble when they go beyond protecting national secrets and try to protect political asses.
The permanent government in Washington D.C. will always "circle the wagons" to defend its own bureaucratic history and it will seek to get the elected leaders to help it do so, in typical "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" fashion.
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The Path to 9/11
All they have done is make the story bigger.
Recalling Congressman Kurt Weldon.
The new mantra they fall on is "it puts the troops in danger."
Waiting to hear it in in this case. I am sickened by anyone using that line to cover their own ass.
Curt Weldon ping
Glad you brought him up! To think we lost him for Sestak.
i thought they DID identify Atta...and that's why everything suddenly got lost...
The Ruling Class is not Happy .
Pentagon aims to buy up book (LTC Anthony Shaffer - Able Danger)
The powers that be were arrayed against Weldon. The Pentagon protects it's own at the expense of Americans.
No, Professor Ahmed, the Founders Were Not So Fond of Islam
Posted on Fri 10 Sep 2010 08:05:24 AM PST by Kaslin
While doing the MSM circuit this week, American University professor Akbar Ahmed told some whoppers about Adams, Jefferson, and Franklin
Akbar Ahmed, the chair of Islamic studies at American University, has advised many government officials, including General Petraeus, Richard Holbrooke, and George W. Bush. He speaks regularly on BBC and CNN, and has appeared on many U.S. shows, including Oprah and Nightline.
To oppose the burn the Quran event planned by Pastor Terry Jones, Ahmed wrote an editorial for CNN in which he stated:
Not only are the actions of Jones contrary to the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, but they are also against the ideals of the American Founding Fathers.
The Founding Fathers read and honored the same Quran that Jones is now seeking to burn.
[John Adams, Americas second president] showed the utmost respect for Islam, naming the Prophet Mohammed as one of the greatest truth seekers in history.
These statements are utterly opposed by the facts.
John Adams said absolutely nothing of the kind. Correspondence from John Adams to Thomas Jefferson on July 16, 1814, reveals John Adams true feelings about Islam: Adams states that Mohammed is a military fanatic who denies that laws were made for him; he arrogates everything to himself by force of arms.
In this Fox news exclusive in the comment section, one of their posters (idaho45) has posted a lengthy comment about Bill Clinton's chinagate and Senator Inhofe's chinagate speech: Scroll back to yesterday and read: *Saturday, September 11, 2010 at 2:22 PM*
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What I did not know, Mr. Speaker, up until June of this year, was that that secret program called Able Danger actually identified the Brooklyn cell of al Qaeda in January and February of 2000, over 1 year before 9/11 ever happened. In addition, I learned that not only did we identify the Brooklyn cell of al Qaeda, but we identified Mohamed Atta as one of the members of that Brooklyn cell along with three other terrorists who were the leadership of the 9/11 attack.
I have also learned, Mr. Speaker, that in September of 2000, again, over 1 year before 9/11, that Able Danger team attempted on three separate occasions to provide information to the FBI about the Brooklyn cell of al Qaeda, and on three separate occasions they were denied by lawyers in the previous administration to transfer that information.
Mr. Speaker, this past Sunday on ``Meet the Press,'' Louis Freeh, FBI Director at the time, was interviewed by Tim Russert. The first question to Louis Freeh was in regard to the FBI's ability to ferret out the terrorists. Louis Freeh's response, which can be obtained by anyone in this country as a part of the official record, was, Well, Tim, we are now finding out that a top-secret program of the military called Able Danger actually identified the Brooklyn cell of al Qaeda and Mohammed Atta over a year before 9/11.
And what Louis Freeh said, Mr. Speaker, is that that kind of actionable data could have allowed us to prevent the hijackings that occurred on September 11.
We need Sestak gone, and Curt or someone with his stones in there!
Thanks for the ping, Trib.
What is the DIA? Is this some new organiztion that scheming Obama and the democras have come up with? I've never heard of this DIA?
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President Obama's amnesty edict, likely to be the first of other such measures, all but guarantees California's increasingly Latino future. But, sadly, for all the celebration among progressives, the media, Democratic politicans and in the Latino political community, there has been precious little consideration about the future of the newly legalized immigrants, as well as future generations of Latinos, in the state. read more »
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Here's the bitter reality for business in much of California: there's no cavalry riding to rescue you from the state's regulatory and tax vise. The voters in California have spoken, and with a definitive, distinctive twist, turned against any suggestion of reform and confirmed the continued domination of the state by public employee unions, environmental activists and their crony capitalist allies. read more »
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Southern California, like the rest of America and, indeed, the higher-income world, is getting older, rapidly. Even as the region's population is growing slowly, its ranks of seniors – people age 65 and older – is exploding. Since 2000, the Los Angeles metropolitan area population has grown by 6 percent, but its senior population swelled by 31 percent.
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I tend to fixate on certain places – sometimes because I love them, other times because I can't help but stare at twisted wreckage. Lancaster, California has always been 30/70 leaning toward wreckage, although it does show signs of ongoing reinvention so I keep going back. Lancaster is highly representative of most places in suburban America. If Lancaster can successfully adapt to changing circumstances then there's hope for the rest of the country. read more »
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This week I'm helping a friend move house after watching her grapple with some unappealing options for the last couple of years. In the end she's leaving San Francisco and moving to the suburbs forty-seven miles to the south. She absolutely hates the suburbs, but given all the possibilities it really is the right thing to do under the circumstances. Here's a little background. She attended Berkeley University in the 1990′s as a foreign exchange student and fell in love with the Bay Area. read more »
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We know this was a harsh recession, followed by, at best, a tepid recovery for the vast majority of Americans. But some people and some regions have surged somewhat ahead, while others have stagnated or worse. read more »
Affordable Cities are the New Sweet Spots
I've lived in San Francisco long enough (I'm getting old) that I've seen several waves of bright young people arrive, burn out, then move away. For some they were looking for adventure, found it, and then carried on with normal life elsewhere. But for most it was simply a matter of the numbers not adding up. Working a dead end low wage job while sharing a two bedroom apartment with seven room mates is only romantic for so long. I'm fairly inquisitive so I've kept up with many of these folks to see how they manage after they leave. I travel a lot and pop in to visit on occasion. read more »
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Any serious student of California knows that the state's emergence in the past century reflected a triumph of engineering. From the water systems, the dredged harbors, the power stations and the freeway system, California overcame geographical limits of water, power and its often-unmanageable coastline to create a beacon of growth and opportunity.
That was then, but certainly not the case today. Indeed, since the halcyon postwar days of infrastructure-building under Gov. Pat Brown, roughly one-in-five dollars of state spending went to building roads, bridges, water systems and the like. Today, this investment amounts to less than 5 percent. read more »
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TORONTO - Danny Koevermans has Dec. 14 circled on his calendar. That's when the big forward takes his family back to the Netherlands.
Koevermans doesn't want to go. In fact he desperately wants to stay at Toronto FC to take care of unfinished business.
"I owe the franchise something. I owe the fans something," he said emotionally. "But it just didn't work out the way I wanted."
The die has been cast. Let down by his left leg, the star striker is history here.
After working 11 months to return from knee surgery, Koevermans has managed to play just 78 minutes this season.
The knee has been fine. But he has been betrayed by a recurring calf injury.
"It's not been what I've expected," he said.
The bottom line for No. 14 in two-and-a-half seasons in Toronto?
Seventeen goals on 43 shots on goal. He played in just 30 MLS games (22 starts) at a cost of something north of US$4 million.
The team's record when he played was 7-12-11.
And no one feels worse about it than Koevermans, who has said little publicly in recent weeks.
In an extensive interview this week with The Canadian Press, a classy Koevermans was alternately proud, sad, happy and full of regret in discussing his time with Toronto.
He hopes to play one more year in the Netherlands, keeping his fingers crossed that his body doesn't break down again.
He knows time is against him. While he looks lean and buff, he turns 35 on Nov. 1.
The injuries have been tearing him up. After yet another injury breakdown, he turned off his phone and left the training ground.
"I was a mess," he said.
Despite being "abandoned" by his left calf muscle, he has since tried to find some inner peace.
"What can I do. I've done everything to come back — here," he said.
On the record, club officials say all the right things about Koevermans' valiant efforts to return. But they have moved on.
Koevermans, along with former German international Torsten Frings, was introduced June 29, 2011, by Toronto FC.
"A massive step,'' Paul Mariner, then Toronto's director of player development, said at the time.
Due to red tape, the two new designated players had to wait until July 20 to make their debut in a 1-0 loss to FC Dallas at BMO Field.
Twenty-seven months later, only Koevermans, defender Doneil Henry and goalie Stefan Frei remain from Toronto's 18-man matchday squad that day. And Frei, whose contract is expiring like Koevermans', is also headed out the Toronto door.
Frings, Danleigh Borman, Dan Gargan, Ty Harden, Andy Iro, Milos Kocic, Joao Plata, Ryan Johnson, Maicon Santos, Nick Soolsma, Matt Stinson, Nathan Sturgis, Eddy Viator, Mikael Yourassowsky and Gianluca Zavarise have all moved on.
Koevermans initially said no when then-manager Aron Winter approached him in January 2011 about coming to MLS. A young Koevermans had played with Winter, then an aging star, a decade previously at Sparta Rotterdam.
Winter called again in May, at the end of his season. Koevermans thought he had a deal with a club in Europe but it fell through. So he said yes to MLS.
"Basically within nine days, it was done," he recalled.
The contract was so lucrative even Koevermans was surprised when he finally saw it. It allowed him to hold onto the house he owned in the Netherlands, the home he is now returning to.
Koevermans didn't even know what a designated player was until he heard he was one at the introductory news conference.
While their relationship cooled in the wake of Winter's firing in 2012, Koevermans remains grateful to his fellow Dutchman for bringing him to Toronto.
The striker also makes a point of thanking former assistant coach Bob de Klerk, (then MLSE COO) Tom Anselmi and Mariner, who followed Winter as coach. And he is quick to thank Toronto's training staff of Carmelo Lobue, Shawn Jeffers, Marcelo Casal and Nick Milonas for all the hours they invested in him.
"We worked so many hours together. And in the end it just didn't work."
Koevermans' job description in Toronto was simple from Day 1.
"I'm here to score goals," he said.
He potted eight in 10 games in his debut 2011 season, scoring goals from all angles and with every part of his body.
Rather than a artist who ranked each goal by beauty, Koevermans was a production-line scorer. Having scored one, he looked for another.
"I came here to prove something and to play soccer and to give this franchise something," he said. "And I started off great the first year. Awesome.
"I saw the Wall of Honour (at BMO Field) and I wanted to be there, next to Jimmy (Brennan) and Danny Dichio, I wanted to be there, score so many goals for this team. But the ACL ruined everything.
"And that's life. You don't know what's around the corner. That's unlucky. But I'm still healthy, I'm still breathing ... It's been a great experience for me.
"At least I've proven to people here that I could do it, that I don't think it was a waste of money even though I haven't played for a year and a half."
On and of the pitch, Koevermans has always been a straight shooter.
He made headlines during the disastrous start to the 2102 season after Toronto slipped to 0-9-0 following a loss to D.C. United.
"We're setting a record for the worst team in the world, man, and it's painful,'' Koevermans said at the time. "What can I say more? It's just the worst ever.''
Koevermans' previous teams had been winners. Playing for a loser was taking a toll.
The Dutchman took matters in his own hands when he came off the bench the next game. He beat Chris Konopka (now a teammate at Toronto FC) to score in the 88th minute and end the record slump with a 1-0 victory over the Philadelphia Union.
Koevermans was troubled by minor injuries at the start of the 2012 campaign. When he regained his health, he went on a roll and had nine of the team's 19 goals when he went down.
According to Opta, which tracks statistics, Toronto scored every 65.9 minutes during the 2012 season with the big Dutchman on the field.
Over the same stretch of the season when he hadn't played, they scored every 130.8 minutes.
His MLS career essentially lasted one calendar year, from July 2011 to July 2012 with 17 goals in 21 starts and 26 appearances.
Koevermans has more than a few dates etched in his mind.
There's July 14, 2012, when he wrecked his knee on the artificial turf at New England's Gillette Stadium.
And June 29, 2013, when he played 55 minutes against Real Salt Lake in the first start of his comeback after two short appearances as a substitute. An ankle knock signalled the start of a string of niggling injuries.
He played just five minutes as a substitute the next week, July 3, against Montreal. The Monday after, he pulled his calf in training.
He has made it back to training twice with the team but each time his calf has flared up.
He initially returned to action in a four-minute appearance as a substitute on June 1 against Philadelphia.
"I will always remember that feeling — the standing ovation of the crowd," he said. "But that's basically my highlight of the season, because anything else has just been disastrous."
And that moment was spoiled when Jack McInerney scored in stoppage time to give the Union a 1-1 tie.
He made his comeback in a reserve game on May 16 and said he felt great for six weeks until the Real Salt Lake game.
"Those were my finest hours," he said of the season.
Adding to his pain this season was the fact that his best friend on the team, Canadian midfielder Terry Dunfield, was dumped for salary cap reasons.
Koevermans' plan is to return home to his home near Eindhoven.
"Hopefully I will remain fit,. And then hopefully a team picks me up in Holland. And I'll sign until the end of the season. And then we'll see from there. If I still feel OK, maybe another year. Otherwise I'm going to retire."
"I can't finish like this," he added. "No chance."
A native of Schiedam, he began his pro career in 2000 with Sparta Rotterdam for whom he scored 71 goals in 110 appearances. He moved to AZ Alkmaar after the 2005 season, scoring 31 goals in 52 appearances. He played from PSV Eindhoven from 2007 to 2011.
Koevermans won four caps for the Dutch national team.
He is trying to staying positive about his calf.
"Because if I think it's not going to work, then it won't work."
Toronto will always have a special place in his heart.
Initially Koevermans and his family were put up in a condo but he quickly moved to the Beaches where he rented a house — a move he says was like "a winning lottery ticket."
"For me the way in life in Toronto has been awesome for me, great. And I love it. Honestly I want to love here forever. Because where I live, the Beaches, it's such a great place for the kids, for myself, for my wife.
"But sometimes decisions are made for you. And my calf made a decision for me the moment I pulled it again. After I did that, I just got home and said "Listen it's over. We're going back.'"
He had hoped to get one more year in Toronto.
Koevermans loves the fact that if leaves his house and turns south, he hits Lake Ontario, the beach and the boardwalks. If he goes north and east, he has his choice of the coffee shops, restaurants and stores on Queen Street.
And he loves Toronto, "because there's always something going on downtown, somewhere in the city."
At US$1,663,323.33 this season, Koevermans was one of eight MLS players making more than a million dollars. He admits the size of his paycheques has bothered him given the return on the dollar.
He even went to team management to ask to return next season, understanding he would no longer be a DP and would have to play for a vastly reduced salary.
But a fully guaranteed contract can be hard to come by in the league. Given his injury status, a semi-guaranteed deal was too uncertain for him.
"I honestly hope that my wife (Marijke) will say in the future 'I miss it, let's go back.' She says that. We're coming back."
His daughters, seven-year-old Esmee and five-year-old Isa also love Toronto.
"When I see the kids saying goodbye at school and stuff, it's going to be devastating," he said.
Neither girl spoke English prior to arriving — "only the colours, because I taught them, and the numbers one to 10," he said.
Today their English is "better than mine," said Koevermans, whose English is excellent.
The Dutchman will leave a fan of the Maple Leafs and Blue Jays and is already regretting the time difference between Europe and Toronto since it will make following such teams that much more difficult.
Koevermans says he could write a book about his time at Toronto.
In his 2 1/2 years, Koevermans says he has seen 54 players come and go.
"That's an insane number. I think that says it all," he said. "And again, at the start of next season, probably what will happen is they will bring in maybe 12, 13 new players, maybe more.
"Just hoping they are the right ones. And if it is not right again, it will just keep on going."
Koevermans retains a soft spot for Frings and fellow forward Ryan Johnson, later shipped to Portland.
"Ryan Johnson made my life easier on the pitch. Absolutely, I think we had a good partnership."
Mariner, a former striker himself, also has a special place in Koevermans' heart.
Koevermans will leave a fan of MLS, a league he says whose players are underestimated.
"This is a good league with good players," he said.
His wish list, however, would include getting rid of the salary cap or, at the least, increasing the minimum salary.
Watching a player like Toronto fullback Ryan Richter put in the same hours and effort as him for $35,125 just isn't fair, he says.
And while some bitch about travel in MLS, Koevermans gleefully recounts all the North American cities he has been able to visit. He has seen every MLS city with the exception of Salt lake City.
While Koevermans isn't pointing any fingers, he says hopes Toronto FC can finally turn it around.
"I remember in the pre-season, the gaffer said to a player 'How can you (only) win five games in a season? That's unbelievable. How can you win so few games.' Now we are one season later and again it's only five wins — with a last game coming, so hopefully it will be six."
"I'm not here to blame it on everyone," he said . "The record shows we didn't do it right (this year). I just hope one year they do it right."
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GhostbustersAnthony Macali
A band of eclectic scientists form a group to combat ghosts in New York.
The greatest abnormality about the new "Ghostbusters" is how abysmal it really is. This is a truly unfunny and uninspiring remake that only provides a disservice to the original films. While it contains one redeeming quality, a whirlwind of spectral effects that jump out of the screen, it also highlights the fantastic waste of time and resources lost in this desperate revival. Cheap cameos cannot disguise this steaming pile of ectoplasm. Fraudsters.
The BFGAnthony Macali
An orphan named Sophie encounters a giant, who steals her away to giant land after she spots him in the street.
"The BFG" is a cute and whimsical tale, full of quirks and imagination. Delumptious visuals and an ear-busting score all help to bring the human and not-so-human beans to wonderful life. This solid adaptation captures the cosy relationship between Sophie and her new giant friend splendidly, both coming across as rather charming chatbags. While the middle-section of the film may encourage some dozing, it will triumphantly return your attention in the wizzpopping and thoroughly enjoyable final act. Scrumdiddlyumptious.
Independence Day: ResurgenceAnthony Macali
Having survived their first invasion, the people of planet Earth have united to construct an advanced weapon defense system utilising the advanced Alien technology.
"Independence Day: Resurgence" revives a cult favourite, making strong advancements in visual effects and cheesy storytelling. The setting is surprisingly futuristic, and you can see much time has been spent to build a world suitable for our uncannily attractive fighter pilots to fend off one big-ass invader ship. Attempting to recreate the flag-waving guilty pleasures of the first film was always going to be fraught with peril, however if you are happy to revisit corny film-making from a bygone era, this instalment is mindless fun. Alien invasion regurg.
WarcraftAnthony Macali
Through a magical portal, a race of Orcs invade the realm of Azeroth in search of a new home.
Video games are typically a truly immersive experience, but sadly "Warcraft" the movie is not quite the same. The beginning is slow... very slow, grinding through the necessary setup required for all the noobs in the audience. Once we arrive at a point where we can vaguely recall the names of the clan, things become a little more interesting, exploring the admirable traditions of the Orcs, and challenging viewers with various mythologies and plot twists. Visually satisfying, breathtaking close-ups combat the less impressive vistas that deliberately mimic the source material. An honourable campaign.
The Conjuring 2Anthony Macali
Ed and Lorraine Warren are summoned for desperate help to investigate a spirit in Enfield, England.
"The Conjuring 2" is a poor sequel that discredits the integrity of its far superior original with its lazy story-writing. Essentially the premise remains, moving its haunted house setting to North London, and then attempting to tie the plot-lines together to dismal effect. The scare tactics in this incarnation feel forced and repetitive, and a lack of empathy for the main characters further dispels interest. By the end, and with little vested in the investigation, you just don't care, which creates a disconnect that reveals the silliness of it all. Hoax? Scam.
RoomAnthony Macali
A mother and her 4 year old boy are confined to live in a small room, held hostage by their captor.
From its stark opening, "Room" creates a sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, which slowly untangles during the course of this utterly heartbreaking and enthralling tale. The dark premise is only a launch-pad to the true heart of the story: a beautifully realised relationship between a broken mother and her curious son. We're granted a thoughtful insight, especially through the eyes of the little boy, whose mind is imagined and captured in extraordinary fashion. Exploring these themes of freedom and assimilation in a such a relatable and poignant way make it a true triumph. Make room.
The Nice GuysAnthony Macali
In 1970's Los Angeles, two private investigators begrudgingly collaborate to unravel a conspiracy surrounding the suspicious death of a porn actress.
"The Nice Guys" is a forgettable crime caper that's not overly funny or boring. It's a film largely carried by its two famous stars, who diverge from more traditional roles to bring their charm to the swinging 70's. They do make an amusing duo, and combined with a precocious and delightful team member, together they glide through the contrived plot with intermittent bouts of laughter. Harking back to the buddy-comedies of yesteryear, audiences wishing to relive the era and nostalgia with find the most enjoyment. Perfectly tolerable guys.
X-Men: ApocalypseAnthony Macali
Apocalypse, the world's first mutant, is awoken from a long slumber and set outs to wreak havoc.
Followers of the X-Men will absolutely revel in this action and visual spectacular. This sequel is fun, with its surprisingly sombre story, palpitating soundtrack, and clever character makeovers, who now have fresh and youthful counterparts to continue the franchise. While certain plot points and overpowered abilities raise questions, their plausibility is often forgotten and grounded by the terrific cast. It's a unique and rich ensemble that brings an emotional weight far beyond expectations. Apocalypse reigns supreme.
Whiskey Tango FoxtrotAnthony Macali
A journalist leaves the desk job behind to become a war correspondent in Afghanistan.
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" is a sanitised version of Afghanistan, where parties and sex dissuade any thoughts of genuine fear. During the excursion, our reporter exclaims there is an obligation to report on the conflict, but she does little to heed this advice. The plot is a string of feel-good moments, where situations present plenty of opportunities to crack jokes that are too good to pass up. When it comes to the war itself, it's lightweight, so leave the political lens at home. This film is best enjoyed when you accept it for what it really is... 'Kabul. Home of the Rom-Com'. Whimsical Timid Fodder.
Bastille DayAnthony Macali
A young pickpocket becomes embroiled in a terrorist plot after unknowingly stealing a bag that contains a bomb.
"Bastille Day" is a frolicking thriller with just the right balance of frenetic action and comedic whip. Sure the story may be a little preposterous, but combined with a pleasant Parisian setting it's more than serviceable. What really elevates this film above its genre peers is the compact running time and great chemistry between the two leads. Their charm and expert hands bring welcome bouts of comic relief amongst the sober politics and espionage. This parade delivers.
Bad Neighbours 2Anthony Macali
With their second baby on the way and house for sale, Mac and Kelly's plans are thrown in disarray when a new sorority moves in next-door, hell bent on exercising their right to host parties.
"Bad Neighbours 2" is a very surprising sequel. The concise plot, combined with consistently funny and to-the-point humour makes it a superior comedy than its predecessor. The cultural references and topical satire remain, while its crudeness never oversteps the mark, riding that fine line between amusing and distaste. It might not linger long in your mind at film-end, but the entire ensemble make equal contributions to sustain the laughter. Bucket-loads of fun... join the bloc.
Florence Foster JenkinsAnthony Macali
In 1950s New York, Florence Foster Jenkins is a wealthy and aspiring Opera singer who can't sing.
"Florence Foster Jenkins" is a playful reproduction of a somewhat delusional woman. While her intentions may be noble, this drab retelling, loosely inspired by a true story, reveals a self-absorbed aficionado with far too much time and money. Thankfully a delightful supporting cast are worthy of applause, their reactions are priceless, and a perpetual effort to uphold the illusion grants the most laughter. It's hard to sympathise with such ignorance, but the occasional moments of humour and disbelief work in vain to drown out the dull. An uninspiring voice.
MargueriteAnthony Macali
In 1920's France, Marguerite Dumont is a wealthy woman and aspiring Opera singer, however everyone around her is afraid to tell her she can't sing.
"Marguerite" is a story about the power of wealth and perils of social courtesies. From the onset, it's very clear the well-intentioned lover of music cannot sing, and her naivety is only matched by the cowardice of her peers. They're all afraid to tell her the truth, and it's that awkward conversation she has with everyone unfortunate enough to hear her voice that provides the most delight. But there's more to this film than purely amusing theatrics. While the point is hammered home loudly, it dolefully explores a woman yearning for her husband. Poor Marguerite.
The BossAnthony Macali
A motivational speaker hits rock-bottom after being arrested for insider-trading and losing her fortune, forcing her to turn to her former assistant for help.
"The Boss" is yet another venture for its vehemently foul-mouthed co-writer and star, and a certain fondness for her brand of humour is a recommended prerequisite. We have another outrageous and admittedly funny character on display, but alas her performance is bigger than the story itself. To carry a film on antics alone is a tough gig, and a promising start crumbles into a subsidiary plot and tiresome bad behaviour. This exec is a one-trick pony.
The Huntsman: Winter's WarAnthony Macali
The Huntsman goes in search of the Magic Mirror to prevent it from getting in the hands of ice queen Freya, who seven years prior sabotaged the soldier's romance while under her service.
"The Huntsman: Winter's War" is thoroughly unoriginal, with a story that is easy to foretell. The plot and adventure mirrors many significantly better films that have come before it. While no expense has been spared on the production design, what's really disappointing is that the beauty of the visuals markedly exceed the appeal of the story's cold and uninspiring characters. Fall in love with this fairytale, and you will be heartbroken. This is generic Hollywood "playin'-it-safe, big-cast CGI fodder".
Eye in the SkyAnthony Macali
A military operation to capture terrorists in Kenya comes under question when the request for a drone strike to bomb the target causes a heated debate across government factions.
"Eye in the Sky" might be divisive in nature, but the thrills and tension it provides are unquestionable. Although lacking certain subtleties, it incisively poses the question: "What is an acceptable cost of life to kill a terrorist?" The conundrum is debated with great vigour from the superb global cast, creating a captivating drama. Favouring back-room politics over guns and explosions, this film successfully reveals how modern warfare is controlled by static soldiers behind computer screens. Eye for suspense.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of JusticeAnthony Macali
Superman's aid to society comes under question after the fallout of his confrontation with General Zod, and continuous collateral damage he leaves in his path.
For all its scale and enterprise, "Batman v Superman" falters under the weight of a rudimentary plot. It seems any form of character progression was better served in previous films. In this outing, a large proponent of the running time is spent building upon the uninspired grudge at the center of story. The rest is occupied by heavy CGI visuals and extensive action set pieces we've become accustomed to. While the film never descends into boredom, it's frustrating that so many key elements are lacking, considering its size and promise. The dawn of further spin-offs.
London Has FallenAnthony Macali
Leaders of the world gather in London for the funeral of the Prime Minister, only to discover it's a trap.
Much like its previous rescue, "London Has Fallen" delivers exactly on what it advertises on the tin. It's a ridiculous premise, with a set of cartoon cut-out world leaders, our magnanimous hero and a litany of terrorists. The action and explosions that follow rain debris across the great British city, with cheesy jokes aplenty. High ranking officials crowd round-tables in disbelief, and the key is not to treat their political melodrama too seriously... you will find more amusement this way. Arrive with low expectations and you won't be cross. This is bloody fun.
Hail, Caesar!Anthony Macali
When movie star Baird Whitlock goes missing, production is halted on the epic feature he was working on. It's just one of the many problems for studio executive Eddie Mannix to fix.
"Hail, Caesar!" is a homage to Hollywood's Golden Era and a platform for some larger political and spiritual questions littered across the directors' back catalogue. In isolation, there are a number of amusing and entertaining scenes, but often they don't seem to service the overall picture. The film is rich in period detail and delightful characters, but there is little to take away from its wide agenda apart from the occasional chuckle. A breezy salute.
RisenAnthony Macali
Clavius, a member of the Roman Army, is entrusted with the task of finding Jesus after his body disappears from the tomb.
"Risen" is perhaps one of the best looking Biblical films you are going to see. Sizzling desert landscapes and large sandstone structures create the perfect setting, but it was always going to require a miracle to enthral an audience with the rest. Given the subject matter, it's a relief the film is not especially preachy. The lead centurion puts in an honourable performance, gritted and stern in his quest for the truth and wholly predictable path to redemption. Righteous.
Zoolander 2Anthony Macali
Derek Zoolander comes out of hiding to return to the fashion world in a bid to win back custody of his son, Derek Junior.
It's been a long time between catwalks for Derek Zoolander, and his return brings an updated collection of social satire that made his first outing so famous. While it retains some of the fun, it doesn't strike a very stunning pose with only a semblance of wit and creativity. "Zoolander 2" is silly and sloppy; countless high-profile cameos attempt to boost the credibility of the film, but cannot hide a very poor script. It's a model of recycled characters and cheap jokes. A follow-up faux-paus.
BrooklynAnthony Macali
In the 1950s a young Irish girl migrates to Brooklyn, where she must learn to fall on her feet.
"Brooklyn" is an old-fashioned, simple, and exquisitely told romance story. It's a gorgeous looking film with the perfect match of characters and locales. For most parts the film dailies along, anchored by mesmerising performances that bring it to life and draw the emotion. The lead features in almost every frame, and could not be better cast. Her portrayal is wonderful to watch, as we observe her character learn, grow and shine in the limelight. Immigrants unite... this is an incredibly charming voyage.
Steve JobsAnthony Macali
A backstage look at Steve Jobs as he prepares for the launch of three of his new computer products.
"Steve Jobs" provides a startling insight into a ruthless business-man, remarkable in his vision and uncompromising in his approach, especially to his unfortunate co-workers and mystified daughter. Don't expect an in-depth discussion of the technology and evolution of Apple products... it's the little known and tumultuous father-story that takes centre stage, and it's the cunning of Jobs that really entertains. While some may find the three-act structure a little repetitive, strong dialogue and a stylish interface give this film air. A tempered innovator.
AnomalisaAnthony Macali
Michael Stone, an author on customer service, checks into a hotel and goes in search for some excitement to introduce to his relatively dull life.
"Anomalisa" is a curious observation of the mundanity of life, and the effect its simple premise will have on you is fascinating. It's a mesmerising stop-motion animation, and despite an unusual choice of visuals, it remains a deeply human story that deftly explores the beauty of romance in a largely uneventful day. In its search for meaning, there are many droll moments, but also scenes of personal insight that offer a profoundly relatable experience. A beautiful mystery.
The 5th WaveAnthony Macali
An alien force arrives on Earth and attempts to rid the planet of all the humans via its five phase plan.
The most confusing thing about "The 5th Wave" is trying to decipher what it's about... triumph of the human spirit and survival, or the hopelessness of humanity against greater natural forces? Ashamedly, could it even be a young girl caught in a dystopian love triangle between her pubescent crush and ambiguous saviour? Sadly the latter tends to steal the spotlight and is one of many disappointments in a rather lazy film consisting of shabby special effects and clunky dialogue. The umpteenth young adult end-of-the-world adaptation.


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Wiring touches off fire in attic, passerby helps woman escapeby Gregory R. Norfleet · News · July 21, 2016On his way home from visiting his parents, Ryan Lynch passed the home of Ruby Franke and saw smoke coming out of the roof.
Housing: What holds back West Branch from faster growth?by Lisa McDonald · News · July 21, 2016Though a Main Street Iowa study suggests a demand exists for housing in West Branch, obstacles in recent years stunted growth.
No injuries when car hits buildingNews · July 21, 2016An 86-year-old West Branch man received no injuries when his car crashed into the side of Staker Health Center on July 14.
10 years, and Moore's Welding steel goingby Lisa McDonald · News · July 21, 2016Matt Moore, owner of Moores Welding & Fabrication, moveed steel beams July 6 that will be used for apartment buildings in Coralville.
Based in West Branch, Spanish teen tours Iowaby Lisa McDonald · News · July 21, 2016Herbert Hoover National Historic Site Superintendent Pete Swisher and his family welcomed a teenager from Spain to stay with them through July 29.
P&Z to hear about Cedars EdgeNews · July 21, 2016West Branchs Planning and Zoning Commission will next meet 7 p.m. Tuesday, July 26, at City Hall.
Class of 1966 hosts 50th reunionNews · July 21, 2016The West Branch Class of 1966 will hold its 50th class reunion in the upstairs of the Brick Arch Winery in West Branch from 7 - 10 pm on Saturday evening, Aug. 6.
Parks & Rec talks Hoover DaysNews · July 21, 2016Parks and Recreation will meet 6:30 p.m. Thursday, July 21, at City Hall.
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School board votes to put police officer on campus; WBPD, school: Move not a reaction to criminal activityby Gregory R. Norfleet · News · July 14, 2016A West Branch Police officer would spend up to 12 hours a week in the citys public schools under an agreement approved Monday by the West Branch Board of Education.


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Thoughts and Photos from our Third ISV Group
Our third group of International Student Volunteers all kindly shared their thoughts, and photos, from the past two weeks that they spent with us here at HDS.
"I am so excited for the time I spent with the staff and kids at DEPDC. The staff here have shown me what it's like to love unconditionally and the kids have reminded me to smile despite what goes on around us. Being here has also made me more aware of the issues with human trafficking and it has given me a new perspective on life." -Lianne
"My experience with ISV at DEPDC has opened my eyes to see the real issues that are happening outside of what I learn from social media or a textbook. The children at DEPDC have taught me to be thankful for the simple things. Seeing them smile warms my heart." -Lavinia
"ISV gave me a brand new perspective on human trafficking and showed me how rewarding global giving can be. I will never forget the staff, the teachers and the children (who are teachers too!). This was an incredible experience and I would recommend it to anyone who has a wild desire to make a change because you will surely make a difference being a part of this community." -Anna
"My time here at DEPDC with ISV has been life altering. It has opened my eyes to the global issue of human trafficking. This center and the staff are doing incredible work through prevention and protection of these at-risk children. I have fallen in love with the center, their work and most of all the amazing children. I cannot begin to express how truly grateful I am for my time here." -Becca
"This experience was life changing. The kids are thriving in this program. The goal of prevention and protection I believe is achieved. The teachers and staff make this center a home and safe place for the kids to be themselves. Thank you for everything." -Jean
"This experience has made me more aware of the struggles so many young children go through on a day to day basis. I am so glad and grateful I had the opportunity to meet such extraordinary kids who love to learn!" -Kim
"I will never be able to express how grateful I am to have had this opportunity. Being here has opened my eyes to the horrible daily struggles facing so many children worldwide; problems I never would have dreamed of experiencing as a child. We are all human brings and it is essential that we act like it- that we treat each other with humanity; these children deserve it" -Rachel
"Getting to teach and play with the kids at DEPDC was a truly life changing experience! I came thinking I would teach them so much, but they taught me ever more! Those precious children will be in my heart forever!" -Lizzie
"I have learned a lot more than I expected to through the last two weeks. I came here to help these kids, but I got help from them. They smile unbelievably beautifully. They are unbelievably nice to each other. It was such an amazing experience to learn how I can appreciate every moment in my life. I could smile because of them, and I was happy to give them some reason to smile too. I also learned how I can make a difference for a better global society by sharing our thoughts about this society, environment and every aspect in life. I hope these kids grow up beautifully as they are now." -Grace
World Youth Skills Day
"On this World Youth Skills Day, let us renew our resolve to invest more in empowering young people. When we do, they can better advance the broader mission of the United Nations for lasting peace, sustainable development and human rights for all." –UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon
June 15 is appointed as World Youth Skills Day by the United Nations. The UN celebrates this day by creating a special event every year themed under the idea of "skills development to improve youth employment." As part of the 2030 agenda, understanding what works in order to support young people in the future labor markets through training and skill development are key aspects of this day. The United Nations works with UNESCO and the ILO to bring awareness to this day and the issues it carries with it every year.
"Young people are almost three times more likely to be unemployed than adults and continuously exposed to lower quality jobs, greater labor market inequalities, and longer and more insecure school-to-work transitions. In addition, women are more likely to be underemployed and under-paid, and to undertake part-time jobs or work under temporary contracts."
DEPDC works everyday to increase the skills of our children for the future labor market. DEPDC's Half Day School provides vocational training for our older students in all different handicrafts and life skills such as sewing, knitting, construction, woodworking, agriculture and self-sufficiency economics, for a few. The children at the Half Day School learn the skills, while gaining an education, that are necessary for success later in their lives. DEPDC is working towards developing the youth of the Greater Mekong Subregion everyday through its outreach programs and network of organizations. The mission of DEPDC/GMS is exactly what this day is all about.
Thoughts From Our ISV Volunteers
As the second group of volunteers from ISV (International Student Volunteers) have finished up their time with us here at DEPDC, we asked a few of them to share their thoughts about the two weeks they have spent with us.
"This school is incredibly inspiring and gives children the opportunity to learn important life skills, as well as the ability to interact with volunteers from around the world. I have had a memorable experience here and would love to come back. The children are smart, kind, and respectful. I appreciate everything DEPDC has to offer!" -Kylea Sheilds
"DEPDC changed my life. I am a new person, in a great way; 12/10 would recommend." -Claire
"DEPDC has been an eye opening, soul-touching, body rockin' experience. If you ever have the chance to do it, don't pass up this amazing opportunity." -Cara Wilson
"I have truly had the most incredible and inspiring experience being at DEPDC. I've learned so much from the center and the kids, I am forever grateful." -Nia Wahl
Dogs of DEPDC
DEPDC would like to introduce one of its oldest Canine residents. Meet Dum! Dum is eight years old (we suspect), and has become one of the most easily recognizable features of the Half Day School in Mae Sai. Since her arrival, Dum has seen countless classes of students, teachers and foreign volunteers, come and go. she's greeted them all with a loving heart and a wide eyed enthusiasm. An enthusiasm rivaled only by that of her human friends. DEPDC wishes Dum many more years of healthy, happy living as both she, and the organisation move ahead with their important work and countless campaigns.
It has been scientifically proven that the presence of domestic animals, such as dogs, can have a profoundly positive impact on man's physical and mental health. Though the physical health benefits of owning a dog, such as the exercise gained from its care, the mental health benefits are much more profound. Animals provide comfort and companionship, both in our darkest hours and brightest days, which, ultimately, can help to dispel everyday demons such as stress, anxiety and loneliness, all while providing people with much needed physical contact.
In addition to this, looking after such a creature instills responsibility while teaching its masters to care for something other than themselves. This provides an essential foundation for the children's compassion as well as an environment in which children have the opportunity to put their leadership skills into practice, allowing them to grow and flourish. It is DEPDC's hope that the children will incorporate these lessons and skills into their daily lives as they travel down the long and winding road to adulthood.
Photoblog: Wai Kru Day
On June 16th DEPDC's students celebrated Wai Kru Day. This annual celebration serves the students to show their respect and gratitude to the teachers and gives them a chance to apologize for misbehavior in the past school year.
The following pictures were taken during DEPDC's 2016 ceremony:
World Day against Child Labour 2016
On 12th of June the International Labour Organization (ILO) will celebrate the World Day against Child Labour. This holiday was introduced in 2002 to raise awareness and support activism against child labor.
"Child labour has no place in well-functioning and well regulated markets,or in any supply chain. The message that we must act now to stop child labour once and for all has been affirmed by the Sustainable Development Goals. Acting together, it is within our means to make the future of work a future without child labour."
Guy Ryder, ILO Director-General
Two ILO conventions are tightly linked to the World Day against Child Labour; ILO Convention 138 (Convention concerning Minimum Age for Admission to Employment) from 1973 and ILO Convention 182 (Convention concerning the Prohibition and Immediate Action for the Elimination of the Worst Forms of Child Labour) from 1999.
Convetion 138 regulates the minimum age of children being eligible for employment. It stipulates that the ratifying ILO members (Thailand ratified in 2004) can define the minimum legal employment age at their own discretion, but not below 15 (temporary exceptions as low as 14 can be made). Furthermore, it stipulates that children between 13 and 15 can do light labor that is not detrimental to their health and education and sets the minimum age for dangerous work at 18.
ILO Convention 182 forces all signatory ILO members to immediately prohibit and eliminate the worst forms of child labor (Thailand ratified in 2001). These are defined as all forms of slavery, including selling children, trafficking of children, debt bondage, and forced labor. Furthermore, it names commercial sexual exploitation of children (in form of child prostitution or child pornography), the use, procurement, or offering of a child for illegal activities, and work that is detrimental to the child's health, safety, or moral as worst forms of child labor.
For us at DEPDC this is an important day, showing that not only people at the local level fight agains child labor and any form of child exploitation, but that it is also a topic of international importance up to the highest levels.
We would like to thank all our supporters during the past 25 years and in the future without whose donations, work, and moral encouragement DEPDC's work would not have been possible.
Happy World Milk Day!
June 1st is World Milk Day and this year marks the 15th annual celebration. The Food and Agriculture Organisation of the United Nations (FAO) created this day to focus worldwide attention onto milk and the milk industry. Thailand is one of the many countries that participate in these celebrations every year.
Even though Thailand celebrates World Milk Day every year, this year will be an extra special celebration. The Ministry of Agriculture and Cooperatives (MOAC) will hold an activity for World Milk Day in Bangkok with the theme "Dairy Cow Farming: Royally Bestowed Occupation" to celebrate the 70th anniversary of His Majesty the King's ascension to the throne. The event will promote the consumption of milk as well as the milk industry here in Thailand.
Thailand had already placed an importance on milk before World Milk Day by establishing the National Milk Drinking Campaign Board (NMDCB) in 1985. This programme started from an excess of unsold milk and allowed parents to purchase milk at 25% less than normal in certain areas for their children in Primary and Kindergarten schools. From this programme, it has been expanded into the national School Milk Programme of Thailand. From this programme, schools are given either fresh milk, which is required to stay cold, or UHT (Ultra-high-temperature processed) milk that does not need to be stored and lasts longer, depending on their contract. With this milk, all children in public schools are now given 200mL of free milk every day for the 200-day school year, as well as the 30 holiday days that fall during that time.
DEPDC/GMS is unable to become a part of the national School Milk Programme due to the fact that it is not a government run school. This is why the lunch programme is so important to our students. It allows us to provide our students with the nutrition we can and even though they do not get free milk, they are getting a meal! We would like to thank everybody, past, present and future donors for their support of our mission in fighting human-trafficking through education. Without your sponsorship DEDPC's work would not be possible. In case you would like to donate to our lunch programme, please visit our project page at GlobalGiving.
The New Term at HDS Started!
On 9th of May the new term at DEPDC's Half Day School started. For the 2016/2017 school year more than 40 students registered at our school and will receive free education here. Staff and volunteers at DEPDC are happy to see all the known faces back and to get to know our new students. We are looking forward for the new school year and hope that our students will be as successful as during the last year.
The 2015/2016 school year ended successfully for our Half Day School. 12 students graduated with a 6th grade primary education certificate and either had the chance to learn on at public schools or at least to go on with their education for a 9th grade secondary education degree at the local Non-formal Education Department.
As the oldest generation of students leaves after graduation every year, new students enroll to HDS as well. It's a pleasure to see the excitement in their little faces when they come to school for the first time. For most of them it's the first time ever that they've gone to school, but a few of them have been to other schools before. Especially the children of recent immigrants from Myanmar's Shan State often had a chance to visit a school in Myanmar before and arrive at HDS with some degree of basic education. Their school career is often different from the children without any previous education, as their main focus is normally to learn speaking, reading, and writing Thai. Once they manage these task they often make quick progress and are able to perform their primary education examination earlier than to schedule.
All staff and volunteers at DEPDC are looking forward for the new school year and the whole team hopes that our students will be as successful as before.
We would like to thank everybody, past, present, and future donors for their support of our mission in fighting human-trafficking through education. Without your sponsorship DEPDC's work wouldn't be possible. In case you would like to donate to our Half Day School please visit our project page at GlobalGiving.


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Back 15-20 years ago when Public Radio still played
traditional jazz at night, I heard this cat blowing a horn like it owed him
money and I loved the sound, turns out it was Von Freeman and that was
considered "The Chicago Sound".
My family had educated me on Captain Dyett and all the great
musicians that came though his program at DuSable High School and some of them
my elders had known personally. But Vonski was different, he played different
and lived differently, he was literally playing to his own rhythm but it was a
song to behold.
I really got into him because I was just starting to follow
the exceptional, young, local vocalist Kurt Elling who was a Vonski disciple.
Anything that Kurt was into, I'd follow. Seems there were these jam sessions at the New Apartment Lounge in my grandparents'
old neighborhood (Chatham), on east 75th Street (just east of the
old Army & Lou's soul food restaurant), and just about anyone would come in
those doors to listen and play. That was Vonski's house, many a young jazz lion
came through that club and received a Chicago jazz education.
I own Vonski's 2002 CD The Improvisor and no words have
better suited a musician that that album title. He embodied Chicago jazz and
taking that time in every song to put his own stamp on it. His sound was
enviable to other musicians and so unique that within a few notes you knew it
was him.
I never thought about Vonski and his "lost" chances to be a
national or international jazz star, but more that he was a true Chicago jazz
cat, he never moved to New York, or tried to be bigger than the music. He was
the music, he lived the music and he loved the music.
Right around the time The Improvisor came out, I remember a
good friend saw him playing a free gig in the now defunct Borders on Michigan
Avenue. This was around the time of his 75th birthday and there was
a huge expensive gala celebrating his birthday was well. And here he was
playing for free at lunchtime in a chain bookstore. How many jazz cats would do
But that was Vonski playing his own tune and being with the
locals who loved him. I know he made a fan of my friend that day and likely
many others.
I last heard Vonski at the Chicago Jazz Fest a few years
ago, he played a late afternoon gig and sometimes people don't always go since
the headliners will be at Petrillo band shell in an hour or two. But it was
standing room only for Vonski and the people stood but his horn stood taller.
You could feel the vibe and swinging in the air and people enjoyed themselves
as he played. The gig was supposed to stop sometime after 4 P.M. I remember
him just playing as strong as he
started, it was as if his playing kept Father Time at bay and the rest of us
And Vonski did receive our nation's highest honor last year
for a jazz cat, which is National Endowment for the Arts Jazz Master.
And master jazz did he ever.
We'll miss you Vonski but never will forget your sound.
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Tags: Captain Dyett, Chicago School of Jazz, Chicago Sound, DuSable High School, Jazz, Von Freeman, Vonski


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