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In 1995, Olick was assigned to cover the Midwest as a Dallas bureau correspondent. In the three years she was there, she covered all forms of natural disaster, including the crash of TWA Flight 800, the JonBenet Ramsey murder mystery and was the exclusive correspondent for the trial of Oklahoma City bomber Terry Nichols. During that time, she also took a temporary assignment in CBS' Moscow bureau, where she chronicled the brief presidential campaign of Mikhail Gorbachev.
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Today the Administration's Home Affordable Foreclosure Alternative Plan takes effect, offering incentives to borrowers, servicers, investors and second lien holders to push short sales through the system.
The government is officially giving borrowers back home equity. Yep, somewhere between $35 and $50 billion worth. Of course we've all lost over $5 trillion, but who's counting? Lenders still aren't required to do it, but they're going to get an awful lot of taxpayer-funded incentives to do it.
I wanted to call this blog, "Hammering HAMP," but I knew before I wrote it that my editors would nix that. But what a show at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform today, as members questioned one of the members of the TARP oversight panel and then got to blast Asst. Treasury Secretary Herb Allison (he's the former Fannie Mae exec who now watches over the Treasury's housing bailout).
The reason this program is so important is because something is in the works over at Treasury to do a progam like it. News of that may be coming later this week, according to sources.
I saw some analysts claim this is a seasonal effect, as sellers get ready for the Spring market, but the Realtors said it is a much bigger jump than usual, in fact the biggest they've seen in a few decades.
Fannie Mae took a big scissors to its forecast for residential investment (mortgage funding) this quarter. A month ago they thought the it would rise 2.8 percent in Q1, but now they're saying it could drop 17.2 percent. That's some change.
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The good news is the pace of loan deterioration is slowing. The bad news is we are still seeing record high delinquencies, and new delinquencies are outpacing loss mitigation efforts.
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For many parents, the hectic pace and non-stop demands of day-to-day living have made monitoring their family's television habits a low priority. Even some of the tools available to help them -- from the TV ratings system to the V-chip -- are widely underutilized.
"Many parents simply don't understand the ratings," says developmental psychologist Douglas Gentile, PhD, director of research at the National Institute on Media and the Family. Not only is there an alphabet soup of rating codes that can be difficult to decipher, but, adds Gentile, "Every network rates its own programs, and very often, the ratings are more lenient than the parents themselves would be."
The V-chip (for viewer-controlled) appears to be underused as well. Since January 2000, all new television sets with 13-inch or larger screens include a device that allows parents to block programs they don't want their children to watch.
But a recent survey by the Kaiser Family Foundation found that 53% of parents who had bought TVs since early 2000 knew nothing about the V-chip; only 17% of parents whose TV was equipped with the chip used the device to filter out undesirable programs.
"To me, the 'V' in V-chip stands for 'vanished,'" says Brody. "I hear nothing about it. There appears to be a much lower level of advocacy regarding TV violence than there was two or three years ago."
Cantor concurs, noting that although the V-chip is a step in the right direction, "it has lots of strikes against it. Because publicity for it has been very poor, many parents don't realize that they have a V-chip in their TV set, or they're not informed on how to use it. The V-chip is not that easy to program, and many parents get frustrated trying to use it."
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Even if you're conscientious about using the TV ratings system as a guide, keep in mind that news programs remain unrated, although they report on plenty of events -- from crime to natural disasters -- that can cause anxiety and fear in children.
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It's no secret – kids grow and keeping up with their changing sizes and styles can be expensive! Once Upon A Child, North America's #1 children's resale retailer, fills this need and is the solution for parents looking for high quality gently used children's apparel, toys, shoes, baby equipment and accessories at affordable, family-friendly prices. The sale of children's apparel and other children's products is big business. In fact, there are over 50 million children ages 12 and under in North America and that number keeps growing! And Once Upon A Child continues to grow with this market, buying and selling millions of items each year to help the needs of every growing family!
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Well established neighborhood with dedicated and loyal customers. This beauty supply retail store has an assortment of hair and hair products. In addition they offer wigs, shoes, makeup, eyelashes, hair accessories and much more. This establishment has supplies for resale, wholesale, or for the individual consumer.
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Cleaning Operation in western suburbs.$29,900. It is On one of the busiest roads in the middle of DuPage County. In business for 15 years. Established loyal customers..All Equipment included with this .The rent is VERY low =$1,600. 1,600 SQUARE FT.Equipment List is VERY Extensive.CALL FOR EQ LIST
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Perfect e-commerce play for someone with a passion for costumes and sales and the acumen to effectively monetize hidden gold within the walls of a beautiful retail shop in Santa Barbara, CA. Primarily a costume and period piece shop, this Company provides rentals & outright sales to customers across many (centuries) and can outfit someone from head to toe! Whether it's the 20's / 30's / 40's on up...whether it's a Gatsby party or a Guns N Roses party, this place can get their customers stylin' and profilin'. Ideal owner operator + family opportunity with extensive upside for someone that can get the word out online about all of these fantastic pieces from around the world. NDA is required to release further details.
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Iconic Retail Destination in Asheville.
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***This business is also available for trade/barter for something of equal value. If you have something of equal value such as a home, land, vehicle, RV, motorcycle, precious metals, or anything else of value send me an email with your proposition and I will consider a full or partial trade.***
There have been over 430,000,000 iPods sold since inception in 2001 and they are only getting more popular. The great thing is they are small and enable you to take your music anywhere you go however there's just one problem, the headphone WIRES! For activities such as running, walking, aerobics, biking, skating, roller blading, working out or any other physical activity the wires are constantly getting in the way and causing the ear phones to fall out thus interrupting your activity. We've got the solution to the problem, a "Wire Free" solution.
W have a patented headgear system consisting of hats, visors, beanies, running caps, and bandanas that have a pocket and wiring system which contains your iPod, wires, and head phones to your head therefore eliminating those aggravating work outs, runs, and activities. Often when running or exercising with an iPod attached to your arm or waist your ear phones get pulled out your ears due to your hands and arms getting caught in the wires therefore pulling them out of your ears totally interrupting your activity.
I have worked on this patent for the past solid 3 years and it finally issued in November of 2012, patent number 8,316,467. What other product of 430 million sold do you have a shot at selling them an accessory that they all can use? All this product needs is someone dedicated to take it to the next level.
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Business Asset Sale - Still Operating - Upscale designed Wig Salon for sale in the Naples/Fort Myers area. This business features the highest quality wigs available in the industry with a private fitting area. Beautiful Build out in one of the areas premier Flea Markets. Great location!!! Over $50,000 combined build out/assets. This Business currently operates 3 days a week and could explosively expand into the on-line arena for more bang. **Great Owner Benefits Potential** **2 Websites** **Vendor/Clientele List** **Reasonable Lease Terms** **Current employees may stay** **May qualify for E-2 Visa** **Possible Owner Financing with 20% Down** Location and Full Asset List Available with signed confidentiality agreement and proof of funds. This is a great opportunity in a remarkable location.
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Successful, established, and highly reputable ladies resort boutique with nearly $500,000 per year in gross sales offers the Gulf Beach's most luxurious designer apparel & accessories. ** Prime Clearwater Beach location. *** Clearwater Beach was voted "Best Beach" by USA Today in 2013!! This is an amazing waterfront location which caters to a very loyal "LOCAL" customer base and has been extremely successful for almost a decade now. Top designer names with exclusivity protection, so no competition in the area! Must love the exciting glamour industry & yearly trips to run-way shows & wholesale buys. The niche market suits the demographic well and the Harborside Boardwalk creates a restful and romantic atmosphere and offers a variety of outdoor waterfront dinning as well. Come watch the dolphins play! Sale is confidential and by appointment only. Please Respect Confidentiality And Do Not Inquire At The Store. Please contact Maria Hill at 727-271-1514 for more information . Buyer to provide Proof of Funds. E-2 Visa welcome.
Mount Juliet, TN
Great Opportunity waiting. People bring their clothing to have them altered, repaired or customized. Numerous people seek the services of alteration experts when they buy new clothes that don't fit right. Some people have alterations done to clothes that no longer fit due to gaining or losing weight. The alteration business is simple and inexpensive to operate. Business has one established contract with a major retailer. Business currently acquired another contract with a major retailer which is not calculated in the numbers.
Angelina County, TX
This new on the market established multi-unit women's specialty boutique business is for sale in south east Texas. These well-known and profitable stores have a loyal following, top end fixtures and up to date and very trendy women's clothes and accessories. The owners have worked diligently to provide a unique shopping experience and carry more than 10 lines as exclusive distributors. All 3 locations are fully stocked and ready for the fall shopping season and you will recognize the potential of these stores as soon as you preview the upscale, high traffic locations.
Seller is relocating and is highly motivated to sell. Owner is willing to train and will consider some seller financing for a qualified buyer with a reasonable down payment. Contact us, meet the owners, tour the locations, and make an offer today for this one of a kind women's boutique!
South Lake Tahoe, CA
This is an incredible opportunity to own a long-established and profitable ski-rental business at beautiful Lake Tahoe. Its expert staff has been outfitting outdoor enthusiasts of all levels for 10 years. Gear rental includes ski and snowboard equipment, clothing, jackets, helmets, etc. The business's location is central to several major Lake Tahoe ski resorts, which attract visitors from all over the United States.
The business has been owner-operated since its inception, and pride of ownership can be seen everywhere, from the excellent quality of equipment to the loyal staff to its successful marketing campaign. Revenues increased 20% last season and 25% this season. This is the perfect opportunity for a buyer who has dreamed of running a successful business for just 5 months out of the year, allowing for other ventures during the summer months.
Beautiful bridal shop in popular wedding destination! This bridal shop feels passionate about helping every bride find the perfect dress for her big day. With more than 200 styles of dresses to choose from, they are sure to have exactly what a bride is looking for.
They enjoy working with brides, bridesmaids, mothers of the bride and even a few celebrities!
The seller is willing to negotiate a non-complete agreement and help transition the new buyer in an effort to bridge the relationship for the clients and vendors.
Many opportunities for great potential growth!
Broward County, FL
Retirement >>>17 year Bridal Business Same location, Same OWNER Affordable Major Brand gowns and accessories. Seamstress on premise. Current fresh Inventory of $70,000 included. Come in and continue this Fun biz! Please refer to Listing #220152407 and advisor Joseph Hamza when inquiring.
Nassau County, NY
We have a high profile women's shoe retailer and website ready for the taking!
These stores are instantly recognizable to fashion aware women of all ages for many years.
The stores are located in 2 highly populated areas with plenty of foot and vehicular traffic
The new owner can capitalize on both brick and mortar and a website that is up and running.
Current owner has over 30 years of footwear experience and is willing to remain on or partner with new operators.
Boca Raton, FL
Season is here Get In Now! Great Location, great prices. Business carries socks for men, women, and children. It carries top brands in sport, casual, dress, medical & diabetic socks. It also carries foot pads, panty hose, ankle and knee highs. Steady flow of repeat customers year after year, since it has been there for more than 20 years. There is also online sales, with own website, as well as Power Seller on ebay and Top Seller status on Amazon; with over 2000 users and email addresses on hand. Seller financing available. 10,000 in inventory included in the price. Listing - 13453598
25 year landmark bridal store with great visibility from major N/S thruway. Owner has Sr Exec position with Natl Corp requires sale. Training avail from renown seller industry expert . Now closed Saturdays, can open and increase sales $150K + annual very quickly. Well known Designer Name gowns and dresses, 15 fitting rooms, alterations, POS system and records, $225,000 in current-sellable inventory, plus $60,000 A/R included! Seller financing. Your chance to help make wedding dreams your career! Please refer to Listing #010154889 and advisor Michael Bush when inquiring.
Austin, TX
This business has experienced explosive 300% year over year growth in net profit in the last two years. With a just-in-time delivery model for high quality corsets and accessories, the business requires minimal inventory overhead, and operations have been streamlined to create a truly turn-key business for the new owner making for easier management of this company. Four part-time contractors handle the day-to-day operations so the owners spend their time focusing on marketing and growth. The website has amassed over 450,000 Facebook followers along with a very strong social profile across the board which is incredibly difficult to replicate. With only 18% of traffic currently coming from search engines, not only is the business not reliant on organic rankings, but this represents a huge opportunity for future growth as minimal SEO work has been done despite having a nice foundation of rankings.
With nearly 20% increase in Revenue, this exceptional Arizona based retail business sells and repairs custom designed jewelry. It is an incredible opportunity for a new owner to take advantage of the success the current owners have built for over 35 years. Customers can choose from a large array of items, including watches, bracelets, rings and other jewelry, as well as crystal; a customer can even bring in their own ideas to be crafted into a treasure. All of the work is done on site, from designing the piece, to hand-carving the wax, to casting in gold and gem setting to the customer specifications. They offer the customer and public a beautifully done website detailing their services, along with types of jewelry they sell, history and certifications. This business is a great opportunity.
This company carries lines from Bulova, Le Vian, Pandora and more! After years of hard work and loyal customers standing true throughout the years, the current owners are ready to retire and see a new owner take it to the next level. This business could be operated in a hands-on or absentee fashion giving the owner the ability to enjoy a flexible schedule and as much control of business activities as desired. The company has seen good growth over the last few years. Gross percentages of the primary business activities are: 60% for sales, 25% repair and custom design and 15% for buying and selling gold and high end watches. Name recognition, reputation, profitability, established patronage, and diversity, make this offering a sound venture for the fortunate party who acquires it. Inventory, fixtures and equipment are included in the sale. The owner is willing to liquidate some of the inventory down for a lower purchase price if buyer would like. More details are available upon request.
This retail outdoor clothing and recreation business is a locally owned outdoor specialty store located in Northeastern Nevada along I-80, between Reno, Nevada and Salt Lake City, Utah. They are the source for traditional outdoor clothing lines as well as exciting new outdoor products. Along with casual apparel, they offer a fabulous array of sunglasses. For those active in the outdoors, they carry a full line of backpacking and technical rock climbing gear. This business provides the community with a full service ski shop along with maintenance. In addition, they rent tuxedos and custom order High School Letterman Jackets. The diversity of products and services provided offers an appealing shopping experience for everyone. Some of the brands carried include: Dansko, Sorel, Keen, Acorn, Maui Jim, Oakley, Merrell, Icebreaker, Northface, Teva, Columbia Sportswear, Black Diamond, MSR, Gregory, Mountain Hardwear plus many more! Small portion is leased out for a fly shop proudly carries quality products for anglers of all abilities. With print media and an easy to navigate website, this business is a great opportunity.
This outdoor clothing and recreation equipment sales company has been in business since 1971 with the current 2nd generation of family. This wonderful business offers a new owner consistency in supplier, good sales volume, market growth and profitability. This owner operated business is managed in a hands-on fashion giving the owner full controls over the quality of products and the customer services provided. Their primary business activities include: outdoor clothing, shoes and boots, recreation equipment for camping climbing and fishing, plus ski maintenance. This business offers a new owner an established company with thousands of customers visiting and purchasing products on a seasonal basis. Equipment is included in the sale. Inventory varies and is to be negotiated at time of sale. More details are available upon request.
Located in the far northeast region of Texas, this retail business specializes in high quality custom wedding rings, diamonds, and fine jewelry for individuals. The Company has a proven track record, supported by testimonials written by customers over the years. With its broad range of products and services this jeweler's marketing efforts focus on targeting local individuals within a 60-mile radius. As inventory value varies and the owner is currently reducing overhead, inventory is separate and negotiable at time of sale. The majority of revenue comes from retail sales of jewelry including Custom wedding rings, diamonds, fine jewelry, elegant watches and fashion jewelry. Meanwhile 10% comes from services including repair and resetting of stones, ring sizing, cleaning and polishing and engraving.
Established over 69 years ago, this business continues to keep up with the latest trends. After years of dedication, the owner is now approaching retirement. This company could be operated in a hands-on or absentee fashion, giving the owner the ability to enjoy a flexible schedule and as much control of business activities as desired. With State, pawn, precious metal and loan licenses in place. This is a great opportunity for the new owner to secure their future. Contact us today for more information on this jeweler with 20% profit margins!
Las Vegas, NV
C-1 Zoning. This is a well established business that has been operating under the same name for at least 30 years. The owner wants to sell the business as well as the real estate together in one sale. Showings are available on a daily basis at around 10 AM.
San Diego, CA
Seller focuses on primarily on women's accessories presently and that runs the gamut of handbags, hand crafted jewelry, men's accessories including ties, travel bags, overnight kits, etc...t-shirt lines too. Presently 80% accessories sales, moving into more home goods and tourists goods these days to capture more sales from the visiting customer base. Seller forecasts it's theoretically possible to capture another 20% of walk through can increase sales another $50k a year top line. Busy 11-3 and post dinner traffic from 6-8pm+ depending on the day. Hours open are 11-8 M-Fri, Sat 10-9, Sun 11-7. Seller is an active owner operator and also has a manager that will stay with the Buyer as needed after closing. NDA is required for further details from Ace Business Brokers.
Henrico, VA
Asset sale of successful privately owned bridal shop with distinguished history and reputation in great location. Previous years sales have been higher with last year at $800,00. Brand, trademark, vendor relations and furniture, fixtures and equipment available for acquisition. Inventory available for purchase also. Buyer finance available.
Tampa, FL
Sold on Amazon and Amazon Prime (Amazon FBA, 5-Star rating), this business opportunity offers a fully branded and proprietary gift-ready product line for all occasions, with an emphasis on jewelry products and pens. The product line includes some religious and inspirational themes, and covers a wide variety of product categories in the Amazon catalog, including Arts & Crafts, Sports & Fitness, Jewelry, Office, & Party Favors.
The owner has created an extremely powerful brand that is ripe for additional opportunities. This business can be further scaled on, and beyond Amazon immediately following acquisition. It is a proven star on Amazon with almost $500k in sales and over 50% net margins in 2015, its first full year of operation. 2016 is off to a phenomenal start with YOY growth exceeding 115% through February 29, 2016. Additional growth is limited only by the efforts of the new Buyer.
Featuring a 100% FBA model, the groundwork has been laid for almost any operator to step in and hit the ground running on this easily-relocatable business. This is a simple and efficient business model that is easy to operate and requires no special skills or technical background.
Applying years of research and experience as a successful Amazon seller, the owner has built this business and designed the product lines around the Amazon business model, with the intent to maximize profit with minimal investment and low overhead. The products are lightweight and compact by nature, keeping storage and shipping costs to a minimum. With an average product cost of $2.50, and an average selling price of $19.00, the low cost, high margin product line keeps this business virtually free of risks related to inventory costs. The consistent month-to-month demand for the products makes it easy to predict exactly how much inventory should be ordered, so that there is rarely any unwanted surplus inventory.
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For sale is a fresh, highly diversified ecommerce retailer in the activewear segment. This business is an established Amazon retailer generating a healthy revenue stream from a wide variety of products in the outdoor and lifestyle/fitness markets. This business is projected to continue it's profitable growth with the release of new, additional products throughout 2016.
This company's SKU lineup targets the outdoor/active lifestyle and trendy CrossFit Demographic – which is growing at an explosive rate today, thanks to social media and general market trends. Product lineup is agile and adeptly follows current trends, what's hot and what the consumer wants – this dynamic lineup means that SKUs don't go stale and there is ample room for scale.
Shipping primarily FBA (Fulfilled By Amazon) and requiring no physical warehouse space, this business is 100% relocatable, and operable from any location with internet access, making it a snap transition for any buyer, veteran or novice alike.
With new product releases already scheduled, a profitable and well-established FIVE STAR Amazon Seller Account, an organically ranked dot com storefront, and presence on Groupon and eBay, this is a high-value, high-growth ground-floor opportunity for any entrepreneur to hit the ground running on day one.
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Richmond, VA
Customized Tshirt and Sign Store in Richmond VA.
Specializes in Custom T-shirts and Many RVA products.
Business hold licenses for major colleges and branded products.
Custom Garments for any occasions and Business events.
Provides Fast, Professional printing for any type of Business.
Print T-shirts,Hoodies, and more on Jokes, For Kids and Teens, Any Business , Love & Family.
Offers several services, including business, fundraiser, and memorial printing.
This can be yours for just $99,000!
This Washington based Bridal shop is a full service boutique offering Bridal and bridesmaid dresses, Tuxedo's and accessories, special occasion dresses such as prom, pageant and evening gowns plus alterations. With hundreds of bridal gowns in stock, they have the largest and finest selection of bridal gowns in the Pacific Northwest. They carry designer bridals gowns made of the highest quality fabrics and made of superior construction. Their beautifully designed website offers their customers the ease of navigating quickly to find the info they are searching for. This business produces only high-quality products and works very close with their clients to make sure everything is done to their exact specifications. This Washington state business for sale is a great opportunity to take a business that is already successful and build on that foundation to secure your future.
This Bridal shop has been in business for over 68 years and the current ownership started in 2007. After years of hard work and loyal customers standing true throughout the years, the current owner is ready to see a new owner take it to the next level. This business could be operated in a hands-on or absentee fashion giving the owner the ability to enjoy a flexible schedule and as much control of business activities as desired. Out of the total revenue, 56% comes from the Bridal dresses, 17% from alterations, 11% from special occasion dresses, 9% for bridesmaids dresses and 7% from Tuxedo rental and accessories. The company has seen an incredible, solid growth over the last few years. This business would be a good acquisition for a wholesaler of bridal wear as well. This wonderful business offers a new owner consistency in supplier, good sales volume, market growth and profitability. Vehicles and equipment are included in the sale. Inventory varies and is to be negotiated at the time of sale. More details are available upon request.
Palm Beach County, FL
A Unique Clothing and Accessories Boutique that is in excellent location in prestigious shopping mall flanked by four anchor stores,hair salons,nail salons,restaurants and plentiful parking.This has 2 Patents and Trademarks that can be turned into a franchise if wanted to expand. Please refer to Listing #640151834 and advisor Victoria Wagenblast when inquiring.
If you have been dreaming about opening a store This is the store for you. It is located in a terrific location on main rd in Nassau county on the South Shore. Owner has other stores in NYC and has no time to run this 1. The build out is gorgeous and ALL INVENTORY IS INCLUDED IN THE SALE. The rent is only $1500 a month. Don't miss this opportunity to have the store of your dreams for a spectacular price. Please call 1-877-735-5224 or refer to the Confidentiality Agreement below for further information.
Mancos, CO
Absentee, web-based retail apparel business with Real Estate. Business includes 28,000 square foot warehouse, a 3 bedroom 2 bath home, 52 irrigated acres, all FFE, systems and inventory, all located in scenic Southwestern Colorado. Founded in 1996 and operated with less than 10 employees for most of the year, the business has experienced steady growth and now offers over 40,000 items online. The website is modern and optimized for tablets and smartphones and the sales channels are integrated with the internal systems. An advanced Warehouse Management System allows the owners to spend all but a few weeks a year away from the business.
Westchester County, NY
This upscale shoe retailer is a favorite destination for women seeking the latest in high-fashion footwear. It carries the most exclusive dress and casual shoe brands, including Stuart Weitzman, Uggs, Birkenstock, Kate Spade, Sorel, Via Spiga, Cole Haan, Vince Camato, Hunter, Badgley Mischka and Michael Kors. The store enjoys a strong competitive advantage in its locality since the manufacturers of most of these brands are no longer opening retail accounts in New York State. A wide range of fashion accessories complements the footwear offerings, including scarves, jewelry, handbags and other leather goods. The store also features premium children's footwear brands, including Stuart Weitzman, Uggs, Birkenstock, Block, Hunter, Jack Rogers, Keen, Michael Kors, Sorel and Sperry. The owner conducts email blast campaigns to inform customers about new arrivals, coupon offers and other promotions. He implemented an innovative gift-with-purchase program that has been imitated by local retailers. These marketing initiatives, coupled with a well-crafted product mix and a commitment to the highest level of customer service have been instrumental in driving strong sales growth. Because the store is currently under absentee ownership, a buyer who takes a hands-on approach could replace the full-time manager, thereby enjoying a cash flow increase of $48,000, which is the manager's annual salary. The store occupies 1,500 sq. ft. in a prime retail location with considerable foot traffic. Rent is $3,500/month, with seven years remaining on the lease. The owner has expressed a strong interest in providing the buyer with ample support to ensure the continued favorable growth of the business over the long term.
San Diego County, CA
This Business is an international water sports equipment and apparel distributor. Over the last few decades their name has become recognized as one of the premier action sports trademarks. They've established deep roots in adventure sports including: Paddle Boarding, Kayaking, Windsurfing, Kites, Climbing, Hang Gliding, Paragliding plus involvement in many other action sports.
They provide uniquely designed stand-up paddle boards and surfboards. They also carry top brands of sit-on-top kayaks, dive gear, spear-guns, car racks, skateboards, body-boards, tech apparel and much more.
This is a business that specializes in equipment for people who love air, water, and land.
They take pride in the quality of their products and low prices. All products are available online and in the store and can be shipped almost anywhere.
Store has excellent visibility right off freeway and top name recognition within the Action Sports Community.
Chandler, AZ
Adorable local boutique selling at below-market value of just the assets! Great opportunity to launch your own business with gorgeous tenant improvements, furnishings, fixtures and equipment already in place. Plus only 1.5 years left on current lease, so it's a great way to get your feet wet without a huge commitment.
Los Angeles County, CA
For a little money and a little tweaking, this business can make the owner serious money. Excellent Ventura Blvd, location. Yelp Reviews ("Really pretty and reasonable" "The Sales Lady was extremely helpful", "I will be back when I need a sexy outfit. I will be shopping there", "Have been buying my goodies there for over 7 years") Asset sale. Lingerie, corsets, high heels, leather costumes, gifts, etc. Owner will train and introduce. For more information, please visit www.SunbeltCa.com to print or complete a Confidentiality Form online and contact Joe Goldberg at 818-342 5222 x313 and at email@example.com.
Headquartered Northeast of Houston, Texas, this Company provides high end solutions in air filtration for improving air quality. In addition to filter sales, it also provides sales and installation of filter housings, ceramic coating, and ultraviolet lights and provides consulting services such as indoor quality investigations. The Company primarily caters to hospitals (31% of 2015 revenue) and commercial office buildings (28%) with the remainder of revenue generated from a variety of markets (41%) primarily located in Southeast Texas.
The Company employs 4 full-time and 1 part-time sales employees. Outside sales personnel generate business with new customers and maintain relationships with existing accounts. They are also responsible for the sales efforts. Inside Sales are primarily used for order entry, follow-up, and customer servicing. They support outside sales personnel with information and product availability and scheduling.
Investment Considerations
Exclusive Distributor Relationship: The Company is an exclusive distributor for approximately 90% of its products. The Company only has one supplier that it does not have exclusivity rights with.
Strong Historical Sales Growth: Historical sales have grown from $3,275,000 in 2013 to $3,726,000 in the fiscal year ending December 31, 2015, representing a compound annual growth rate of 6.7%. Excluding a one-time gas turbine housing sale in 2014, sales have grown consistently year over year in the historical period.
Brush, CO
Dear Entrepreneur, Opportunity knocks, you answer…. You hear of a business at their prime that is for sale…the blood & sweat the Owners have put into it…the years they worked late to establish inventory and mind awareness of this business…the trust & credibility that has been created with clients… You realize; that this is it! This is your chance & the ground work is all laid out and ready for you! This is your time to own a business with inclining sales each year, with a clientele that are your biggest fans, an opportunity to run with something great! Dear Entrepreneur, take the leap!
And so the story goes…
On a charming street in the heart of Brush Colorado is a shop full of surprises and delight! A business in their prime & of growing popularity. From hand dipped chocolate treats to blissful clothing and gifts galore! A place to call your own? I think so! These Sellers are willing to work a deal with you from the whole business & buildings, or is there another option, yes there is! The sky is the limit with potential of what a new Owner may want to do!
Saint Louis, MO
This alterations business has been providing a great service to west county and the surrounding area for more than 20 yrs. Full line alterations of any clothing item, specialty item, or Bridal gown.
Business is known for their quality of work and attention to detail, especially when it comes to one of a kind garments. Bridal consignment could be a big plus to this business opportunity. If you are looking to move your current business out of your home or small space and into a main line location on a very business central corridor, this is that opportunity!
For more information call Rob Schmitt on his mobile @ 314-757-4450 or you can call the office at 314-842-3802 and ask about ID#2406RS.
New York, NY
They spend no money on Advertising – imagine if they did!
THE WEBSITE features thousands of designer wedding dresses, bridesmaid dresses, mother-of-the Bride dresses, flower girl dresses, prom dresses, Quinceañera gowns, bridal headpieces, wedding accessories, and more!
The COMPANY also has an award winning Huge Major Bridal Store located in the heart of New York City!
THE COMPANY is dedicated to providing their customers with the optimum in selection, price and customer service.
THE COMPANY originally opened its doors in 1953 with its first brick-and-mortar store in New York City, NY.
Originally known as a Fashion Boutique and later a Bridal Boutique, they evolved into the Current Bridal Business.
They make Brides' Fairy Tale Dreams a Reality!
THE COMPANY has expanded three times since opening and have recently expanded for a fourth time into their new 30,000+ square foot Amazing Showroom and Most Complete Facilities.
This is the most complete Total Bridal Experience in the Industry.
THE COMPANY is a 3rd generation family owned business, passionate about the bridal industry and dedicated to each one of their unique brides.
THIS COMPANY has RAISED THE STANDARDS for bridal retailers worldwide, ( both Internet Based and Brick and Mortar ).
THE COMPANY delivers the best selection in the bridal industry at the most competitive prices.
Inventory is not included in the Sale price and must be counted prior to a closing.
El Segundo, CA
Vintage trailer converted into a retail sun glass kiosk. Mine your own niche location and grab attention easily. Imagine driving by retail stores. What sticks out? What sparks an interest for you to go in and buy something? When people drive by and see a vintage trailer, painted in bright yellow/ red/ black, with a designer inspired sunglasses sign; you will definitely turn heads and have cars turn around to stop. If they don't buy, you'll get a compliment on the set-up. Wholesale pricing is anywhere from 1.00 to 2.00 a piece. You typically sell a pair for $10. Looking at the business trend of selling. Most people will by multiple pairs. Easy cash business.
Saint Petersburg, FL
Amassing location Downtown St.Petersburg Florida. If you have been dreaming about owning a clothing store downtown, this is your chance ! Business is located in the heart of downtown and surrounded by residential as well as commercial neighborhoods . Seller had the business for 8 years . There is over $30,000 in build out and $100,000 inventory that included in the price. Space is 2,700 SQ for $2,900 a month for next 3, 6 years with 1/ 5 year options.
Tima Baychorova
Florida Licensed Business, Commercial & Real Estate Broker
Cell 727.642.2011
Fax 727.674.0583
433 Central Ave Suite 201
St. Petersburg, FL 33701
Rare turnkey beauty salon on Main Street
One block from the beach
Street and public parking available
Located in the heart of Santa Monica's retail, restaurant and nightlife scene
This company represents a highly profitable opportunity to step into a uniquely positioned, firmly established Amazon & eCommerce Internet Retailer in the ever-growing consumer recreational and outfitting market, focusing specifically on Outdoor Apparel, Footwear / Shoes and Gear. Running on a streamlined FBA & warehouse hybrid model, this company has successfully realized year-over-year growth with minimal overhead. And the books and records for this business are very clean, qualifying it for SBA-backed financing with as little as 10% DOWN for the right buyer!
This exciting company continues to scale month over month on both its branded website, as well as on its Amazon Storefront. The business uses a smart product ordering process that is unique in eCommerce that provides a better opportunity to maximize cash flow, rather than pushing more and more capital into inventory. Such a system would work well in a number of other sectors, so just the knowledge of this inventory management system alone would be highly valuable in the hands of a portfolio entrepreneur. This unique system allows the company to order product daily, based on that day's sales, and receive those products within 1-2 business days. By ordering inventory AFTER sales occur, no cash flow is used up by overloaded inventory. This relationship conveys with this deal and is an amazing value proposition for both profit and scale.
Whether its footwear, climbing gear, or highly specialized equipment for the most demanding enthusiast – the company maintains a broad and dynamic SKU lineup that is easy to move and presentable at all times – nothing but the most salient, high volume, top-brand products move across their listings.
With its low-overhead business model, it has maximized profits and minimized risk with its little need for high-maintenance human capital overhead, laying the foundation for incremental sales growth to be had via multiple venues. Whether you grow the SKU line, diversify into additional marketplaces, or look at building the company across Amazon's International platform, this business is a well-oiled machine that needs only to go faster and farther under new ownership.
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The target is a high growth 5 STAR Amazon Retailer selling a fully branded line of products in the Women's Fashion Sector. Their products are highly sought after and have been used by the female demographic since the 16th Century.
This Internet Company is growing rapidly in the lucrative, and historically steady, Shapewear space, selling a proprietary, fully branded line of waist trainer products with both hook and zipper designs. These items provide trimming technology to give the user a slimmer look, something always sought after by women in an ever-competitive society. The Company has historically only sold its products on the Amazon.com platform; however, it has recently expanded to Amazon markets in the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Italy and Spain, with European sales of over $10,000 per month after just a few months. The Company has also recently started to test-market two products in the teeth-whitening sector since the demographic for both categories is primarily the same. Products sold by the company are focused on helping individuals, primarily women, look and feel better about their appearance, an evergreen need that will always be present in society.
The company ships all products through Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA). Therefore, the new owner will have no warehousing needs, thus making this company easy for transition as well as a 100% relocatable opportunity. The Company has a number of immediate scale opportunities available to it, including the expansion of its website storefront, using the value of the brand to grow an affiliate base, expanding its existing product lines both in its current categories, but also into lateral categories.
If interested in this outstanding Internet Company, please contact us quickly as this one will go very quickly.
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Denton County, TX
Chic women's apparel and accessory boutique in an upscale outdoor shopping center.
With almost 10 years in the same location, this boutique has established a consistent,
loyal customer base. Well established vendor relationships with well known brands like
Brighton, Jon Hart Design, Ivy Jane, Miraclebody Jeans and Merle Norman Cosmetics.
This shop has a helpful, knowledgeable staff to help maintain strong continuity. Four team
members have cosmetic training and shop also has a lease-able hair seat to round out the
personal touch feel of this unique boutique.
New York County, NY
Top notch high end clothing store located in a high foot traffic area of NYC. The seller spent over $125,000 just in renovations from lighting, walls, shelves and equipment to open the doors. Great location for an owner looking to add and increase sales to this turnkey operation. The store averaged over $40,000 per month previously. The right buyer can take it to the next level. $50,000 of inventory is included in the sale price. Also seller is willing to hold some paper.
Valley Village, CA
Beautiful boutique with strong repeat clientele. This location has been rented out to studios in the past many times.
Bergen County, NJ
Ladies apparel boutique for sale. Features sporty understated elegance. Sells high quality apparel and jewelry made in Europe and North America. This merchandise cannot be found in the big box stores. Established more than 40 years under the same owner. Many loyal customers shop here due to great service and great quality. Simple to manage with no employees. Premises include 4 dressing rooms, a storage room as well as a bright and clean showroom. Price includes more than $50,000 inventory. If you enjoy fashion and working closely with customers, then the owner wants to talk with you. Make your inquiry now! Attention Business Owners: We are always in search of quality businesses to list, so if you are thinking of selling your business or would like to acquire another business, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.com or call us at 1-877-735-5224 to discover the difference that is Vested Business Brokers.
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Oh you can say that again! He was way more than right about WINN. He made a bundle and THAT I know as a fact.
Hey beefstu you're the board spell check.
The dickless clown lost track of which alias he was posting under. He thought he was me.
yah ignore if you like, joining in is better.
To me, that's an endorsement of my short position. Thanks skii!
Strong buy is back. Skiidady I know as a fact you made a bundle on Winn Dixie but on this Winn we must differ.
Thanks dickless clown for pointing out skiidady just gave me another reason to go short. I wonder how he knows so much!
Crying whining you name it. The dickless clown is on a bender yet again. Drunken useless old starring briar.
That's what it is y'know.
ok we'll see about that.
Alright $2 is obviously an exageration. I'm looking to take a short position. What is a realistic target price in your opinion?
big deal
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Thanks for all your one starring. You're quite impressive.
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He hits the whiskey bottle too often for my liking.
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He didn't 5 star all those times. I gave him 5 stars myself. The man is a genius! An investing wizard.
You'd be well served to quit 1 starting him 40 or 50 times a post and READ what he's sharing with us! You dickless clown you!!!
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PRIVATE SECTOR; A Chappaqua Husband Seeks Office
Published: June 4, 2000
The well-known spouse of a perhaps even better-known personality decides to run for public office from a New York City suburb. ''He's the other Democrat from Chappaqua,'' Patricia Thomas-Graham said last week of her husband, Larry Otis Graham, who is seeking to unseat the area's Republican Representative, Sue W. Kelly.
Ms. Thomas-Graham, chief executive of CNBC.com, was the first black woman to make partner at McKinsey & Company, and has written two strong-selling mysteries set at Ivy League schools. She promoted her husband's campaign -- ''We would all be extraordinarily lucky to be represented by such a person'' -- in accepting an award last week as the Financial Women's Association Private Sector Woman of the Year.
Mary L. Shapiro, president of the National Association of Securities Dealers regulatory arm, was the Public Sector winner. Mr. Graham himself, as a writer on race relations with a favorably reviewed book to his credit, is still catching up with his wife in gaining the limelight.


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FRIDAY FUNNY: Tech Support Meets Who's On First | Facility Executive - Creating Intelligent Buildings
While this has been knocking around for some time, it's still quite funny. Imagine if Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today. Their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this.
FRIDAY FUNNY: Tech Support Meets Who's On First
While this has been knocking around for some time, it's still quite funny. Imagine if Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today. Their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge*.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'………….
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Abnormal Pap Smears: What Every Woman Needs to Knowby Lynda Rushing, Nancy Joste
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This comprehensive guide for the more than 4 million women each year who experience abnormal Pap smears discusses the relationship of cervical cancer to infection by the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV) and underscores how crucial Pap smears are for cervical cancer prevention. The book covers the meaning of different Pap-smear diagnoses, ranging from
This comprehensive guide for the more than 4 million women each year who experience abnormal Pap smears discusses the relationship of cervical cancer to infection by the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV) and underscores how crucial Pap smears are for cervical cancer prevention. The book covers the meaning of different Pap-smear diagnoses, ranging from atypical to full-blown cervical cancer. Simple and clear line drawings illustrate pertinent female anatomy and normal-to-abnormal cell changes.
Since suboptimal tests can produce misleading results, tips are provided to help women improve their chances of receiving the most accurate Pap smear. This updated edition details the most recent developments in HPV testing, as well as the new liquid-based Pap test. Lastly, the future of Pap smears and cervical-cancer prevention is explored, with special emphasis on the recently approved HPV vaccine.
Vital to the book are interspersed personal interviews, which provide firsthand information on women's feelings about their abnormal Pap smears as well as their experiences with cervical disease. These personal vignettes offer insights into the social and emotional effects that often result from an abnormal Pap smear.
The first edition was chosen by Nurse Practitioner and by Library Journal as one of the best books of the year. Now fully updated, this clearly written, very approachable guide fills a vital consumer-health need.
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Description: This book attempts to explain the causes of cervical neoplasia, the treatment procedures used, and the terminology that a woman might encounter when being evaluated for cervical neoplasia after an abnormal Pap smear result.
Purpose: The authors express a desire to help women understand the significance of an abnormal Pap smear result as well as the role HPV has in the development of cervical cancer and its precursors. The book fulfills these objectives quite well.
Audience: The authors, both women cytopathologists with years of experience, have written an exceptionally clear and easy to use book for the lay audience. Patients often become quite upset when learning of an abnormal Pap result. This book is not only medically accurate and up-to-date, but also provides a much needed resource for patients.
Features: The authors begin with an enviably clear explanation of female anatomy, normal and abnormal histology of the female genital tract, and cytology and its role in evaluating Pap smears. Simple, easy to understand diagrams show the various stages of cervical disease. The authors discuss the relationship of cervical neoplasia to HPV, and how women can deal with the treatment needed to combat cervical disease. They share personal stories of women affected by the disease and offer advice in getting the best possible results from the test. There is a list of frequently asked questions as well as two appendixes listing both questions for one's doctor and additional resources. A glossary of medical terms is a most helpful feature.
Assessment: This well-written, easily understandable book for a lay audience is medically accurate and, most of all, a source of information and comfort for any woman going through the pain, anxiety, and uncertainty of diagnosis and treatment for cervical disease. At a time when the death rate from this preventable cancer is much higher than what is optimally possible, this book fills a gap in the public's understanding that can help women combat this quite personal and distressing disease.
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- 9781591025719
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- Publication date:
- 06/28/2008
- Edition description:
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- Pages:
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- Product dimensions:
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Meet the Author
Lynda Rushing, MD (Boston, MA), is a pathologist affiliated with Harvard Vanguard Medical Associates and a clinical assistant professor at Tufts University Medical School.
Nancy Joste, MD (Albuquerque, NM), is Professor of Pathology at the University of New Mexico School of Medicine, Director of Anatomic Pathology and Cytopathology at the University of New Mexico Health Sciences Center, and Codirector of Anatomic Pathology at TriCore Reference Laboratories.
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