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The very popular FFAS Summer Youth Soccer League is off and running with more than 40 teams competing since the competition kicked off on July 20, 2016.
"It is amazing seeing all these young soccer players enjoying themselves," explained FFAS President Faiivae Iuli Alex Godinet. "The very young players want to play all the time and it is also nice seeing the parents come out to watch their children play."
The American Samoa American Football Federation (ASAFF) Men's Football Team made their initial appearance on Tahiti's American style football field last Saturday. Representing American Samoa with pride, were only 11 American Samoa 'Eagles' players — playing both offense and defense — led by head coach Ethan Lake and they gave Tahiti a game to remember as they smacked the Tahitians with a 52 - 10 blowout victory.
Over 200 people showed up last Saturday at Suigaula Beach to take on South Pacific Watersports & Fitness' 2016 Freedom Run & Obstacle Course.
"It was a great day, we had such an awesome turnout for what was our final event of our annual land race schedule." says Paula Stevenson-McDonald, owner of SPW in Utulei. "This was a unique and very challenging race so I was pleased to see everyone take the challenge head on and come out winners!" she said.
The Tafuna Jets Soccer Club kicked-off their soccer league last week at their main field in front of Samoa NAPA in Tafuna, as part of their preparation for the celebration of their 30-year anniversary this week.
The American Samoa Rugby Union (ASRU) officially kicked off their Men's 15s Rugby Season last Saturday at the Veterans Memorial Stadium. Samoa News interviewed ASRU's David Robinson, who spoke on behalf of the Union and Chairman Togiola Tulafono who wasn't present during the opening.
As for the match ups for this year's season opener, Leone Whites won after their opponents forfeited the match – the only game that was played was the match up between the Pago Eagles and the Avele Rugby Club.
New Zealand welcomed American Samoa with open arms according to some of the players on the American Samoa America Football Federation (ASAFF) Team and their effort to give them a game to remember was successful, after they schooled the Kiwis with American Samoa's 20-point victory — 30-10. Samoa News notes that earlier this year, members of the New Zealand American Football Federation (NZAFF) were in the territory promoting their efforts in American football.
Saturday's 4th Tina Drabble Golf Tournament at the Ili'ili Golf Course found avid golfers as well as others on hand for the annual effort by the Tina Drabble Foundation to support of the Junior Golf program.
Samoa News interviewed the late Tina's mother, Chande Lutu-Drabble who leads the effort yearly and she emphasized her thanks and appreciation to everyone who came out to be part this annual event.
American Samoa closed out their OFC Men's U-17 Preliminary campaign with a disappointing 2-0 loss against Tonga on July 8, 2016 at the Toleafoa JS Blatter Sports Complex in Tuanaimato, Samoa.
Samoa outclassed American Samoa 3-0 in the OFC Men's U-17 Preliminary Samoa 2016 with ball domination, excellent passing and numerous attacking on July 5 at the Toleafoa JS Blatter Sports Complex.
"Samoa played very well against us and deserved the win," said the A.S. U-17 coach, Frederick Maiava. "They kept winning the ball and were able to send the ball forward to put a lot of pressure on our defenders and goalkeeper."
The American Samoa Tennis Association's tennis clinics continue to grow daily, with some action packed activities luring kids from all over the island. The ASTA tennis clinic is being held under the umbrella of the Department of Parks and Recreation's 2016 Summer Youth Program.
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End of the Year Notes
The Dawgs finished the season with a 16-8 overall record and 12-3 conference record. Despite having a great season, we finished second in the South Atlantic West Region and came ever so close to making the playoffs. Stay tuned for updates on tryouts in the Fall.
Game Updates
Once the season begins, we'll be posting game/series recaps on this site. For more details and in-game updates, follow us on Twitter @UGAclubbaseball.
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It's About That Time…
After working hard all offseason, the Dawgs are ready to start a strong 2016 campaign. On Saturday, February 6th, the season officially begins with the #14 Dawgs hosting the #4 East Carolina Pirates.
The doubleheader Saturday will begin at 11am and the game Sunday will begin at noon. Come out and support the team at Lay Park – 297 Hoyt St, Athens, GA 30601.
Go Dawgs!
2015-2016 Team Announced
Thanks to everyone that came out this year. We had a great turnout of extremely talented players, which forced us to make some tough decisions. Following tryouts and many discussions, the list below represents the guys that our coaching staff feels will put us in the best position to win the World Series. No hard feelings to those who didn't make the roster this time around. Work hard and come back out for next year's tryouts.
- Caleb Autry
- Ryan Avidano
- Philip Baker
- Gehrig Broxton
- James Casanova
- Mike Dolak
- Brandon Epps
- Tony Flores
- Noe Garcia
- Greg Hennessey
- Will Hesterlee
- Cameron Hines
- Bryson Jenkins
- Patrick Kim
- Joshua Lee
- Spencer Middleton
- Jeff Moore
- Robert Morgan
- Austin Sanders
- Campbell Scott
- Avery Seckinger
- Tristan Stoffle
- Logan Walraven
- Trey Walters
Congrats to the guys who made the team. Practice will begin Monday, September 28.
Go Dawgs!
Tryouts Rained Out
Following this poor weather, the field is in no condition for baseball. Tryouts will be continued
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Tuesday, September 15th at 6 PM.
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And We're Back!
After a brief hiatus, welcome back to the home of the University of Georgia Club Baseball Team. We are preparing to build on our success last year and compete for the NCBA World Series title. For information on how to join this years team and how the season works, we'll be having an informational meeting at 6PM on August 31st in Ramsey room 225. Hope to see you there.
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2012-2013 Team Announced
Thanks again to all the guys that tried out this year. We had a great turnout of good, young ball players, and there were some tough choices to make to finalize our roster for the fall season. After much analysis and discussions, the following list represents the guys that our coaching staff feels that will give us the best chance at getting back to the World Series. No hard feelings to those that didn't make it. Work hard over the next year and get back out to tryouts next season, and congratulations to the following new additions to a great Georgia Club Baseball team!
Tyler Jones
Michael Adams
Jonathan Vines
Nick Keith
Trevor Czerniawski
Morgan Tebbetts
Jake Perlmutter
Dylan McCarter
Evan LaForge
Mason Gepp
Austin Chiang
Blaine Broth
Ben Grinzaid
Brandon White
Robert Borkhuis
Luis Valdes
Thomas Joyce
AJ Hayes
Spencer Middleton
Marcus McQuien
Adam Hagen
Garrett Condon
Todd Romano
Griffin DeJoy
Practice will begin this Monday, 9/17 at Lay Field at 4:00.
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Alstott's deal with Bucs ends talk of '07 retirement
Updated: March 1, 2007, 2:13 PM ETBy Len Pasquarelli | ESPN.com
Six-time Pro Bowl fullback Mike Alstott, one of the most popular and productive players in Tampa Bay history, will return to the Buccaneers for at least one more season.
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Project Tango at this point is probably not new to anyone reading this as we've discussed it before, but in the past few years Google has been hard at work making positional tracking and localization into a consumer-ready application. While there was an early tablet available with an Nvidia Tegra SoC inside, there were a number of issues on both hardware and software. As the Tegra SoC was not really designed for workloads that Project Tango puts on a mobile device, much of the work was done on the GPU and CPU, with offloading to dedicated coprocessors like ST-M's Cortex M3 MCUs for sensor hub and timestamp functionality, computer vision accelerators like a VPU from Movidius, and other chips that ultimately increased BOM and...
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Ultrabooks on Video: Rapid Start & Smart Connect
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First Shot of Haswell, Working Demo at IDF
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Published: Friday, December 16, 2011 at 3:00 p.m.
Last Modified: Monday, December 12, 2011 at 2:06 p.m.
Spend some time ice skating
What: Ice skating
When: Dec. 16-Jan. 2
Where: River Center, 275 S. River Road, Baton Rouge
Admission: $12
What to expect: You may not live in Wisconsin, but you can experience what it's like to fit into a pair of ice skates and take to the ice for the River Center's annual Skating on the River.
Skating packages are available. A skating ticket includes a skate rental for a 90-minute session, a small drink and small candy.
Information: www.brrivercenter.com or 225-389-3030
Plantation home celebrating holidays
What: Christmas at Rosedown
When: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Dec. 17
Where: Rosedown Plantation, 12501 La. 10, St. Francisville
Admission: $10 for adults 18-61; $8 for senior citizens 62 and over; and $4 for students 6-17. Children under 5 are admitted free.
What to expect: Rosedown Plantation's ninth-annual Christmas celebration will feature 19th-century arts and crafts throughout the plantation complex.
Karen Stutzman, the plantation's administrative coordinator, said the two-day event will also feature period dancing, cooking demonstrations, hay rides and a marshmellow roast.
She said the house will be decorated in the traditional setting established by the Turnbull family in the 1830s, the family that established Rosdown.
The house at Rosedown, an historic site maintained by the state, is an amalgam of Federal and Greek Revival architecture, with requisite white columns and a collection of original furniture and household items, including a child's croquet set.
Rosedown, built in 1835, encompasses 374 acres in St. Francisville and is one of the most intact, documented examples of a domestic plantation complex in the South.
Information: 225-635-3332
Try out a little cracklin
What: Cracklin' Cookin' Party
When: Jan. 14
Where: Touchet's Bar, 7490 La. 167, Maurice
Admission: Free
What to expect: The bar's owner, Calvin Touchet, said the annual event started 11 years ago when two bar patrons got in an argument about who could cook the best cracklin.
Touchet said he decided to put an end to the argument by having a cooking party to settle the dispute.
"It's not a cook-off, it's just a cooking party," he said.
Touchet provides 550 pounds of belly fat to cook. Organizers said the event draws between 400 and 600 people with 10 to 14 cooking teams.
"All of my customers get to eat all day long," Touchet said. Teams "don't just cook cracklin; they cook all kinds of stuff. They have dishes coming out of your ears."
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The aromas emanating from the kitchen door off Via Zuccarelli should be enough to draw you down the stairs and into the cosy dining rooms, which are carved out of tufa. Chef Domenico Pichini's menus range from traditional to modern and all of his creations rely heavily on local produce for inspiration. It's near Piccola Gerusalemme.


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Dear friends,
I am trying to upgrade MacPorts frei0r packages.
I switch to GIT.
Frei0r address is:
git clone git://code.dyne.org/frei0r.git
The problem is that GIT is broken and autogen.sh does not work.
Do you know who is Frei0r developper?
There is no mailing list any longer and Frei0r seems to be dead project.
Any idea how to generate a working ./configure script from GIT?
Kind regards,
Sat, 07/04/2009 - 18:01
There is apparently a shell script called autogen.sh that invokes GNU autotools ...
Hope this helps
Sat, 07/04/2009 - 18:29
Oops, I read your initial post too quickly and did no saw you give autogen.sh a try ...
This script does actually the job (well, on Linux) provided you have the autotools (aclocal, autoheader, autoconf ...).
Are these tools available on your machine too ?


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I went to Happy Vally on a Tuesday, 14/5-13, in hopes of no queues to enjoy the attractions without the extreme waiting. However, as we arrived around 11.30am, there were queues of about 80-120min on each rollercoaster as well as the more popular attractions. Two of the best attractions was closed and no warning or sign was outside to let us know before paying the 200RMB.
Overall, we did one ride and it was very good in fact. But waiting 2 hours for a 2 min ride is sick. It is a new park but they don't seem to be able to handle the queues at all. One train on each rollecoaster is like asking for long queues. But in fact, the park was almost empty and while walking around the park there was almost no people, pretty obvious since you needed to queue forever I guess.
It was far from well spent money, we even tried to ask for some refund for the broken attractions, but they just did not care so we left very disappointed.
I do not recommend anyone going there unless you just want to spend time in long queues.
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On the second Tuesday of each month from noon to 1:00 p.m. bring your lunch to Landmark Center in St. Paul and enjoy a "taste" of the SPB training and Company repertoire. Free and open to the public. Landmark Center is located at 5th Street West on Rice Park in downtown Saint Paul.
October 2015 through May 2016. Noon to 1:00 p.m.
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But ok, I do have a comment: how come nobody in the EU is looking into the criminal activities of how Microsoft shoved Windows 10 down people's throats?
But ok, I do have a comment: how come nobody in the EU is looking into the criminal activities of how Microsoft shoved Windows 10 down people's throats?
The claim that BI works is wrong, and it really should not take a whole lot of thought to make you realize it. Start by studying the current Government Welfare and see how it works. It does not move anyone out of poverty, and quite frankly it is abused by a massive amount of people.
Why did they make SNAP all card based and put restrictions on what you can purchase? Because an extremely large percentage of people were not purchasing food for their kids, they were drinking and smoking the money away. So what do you believe will happen when someone gets a basic check? Same damn thing.
Now what happened when people smoked away their food stamps? Did we cut them off? No, that would be cruel to the kids. We had to come up with other money from numerous other sources, and the bad behaviors still don't change.
Taking from the productive people to give to the unproductive incentivizes non-productivity. That is the only way to give everyone money, by taking it from people that have it. That is why all communist countries must be tyrannical. Fear is the only other incentive, and that incentive paralyzes innovation and thought. It is the Dark ages versus Renaissance. That is the reality of BI.
If you want to see the experiment in action, go live in China and become a Chinese citizen. How about instead of "giving" them money we continue to have jobs so that people can work.
Basic income is actually almost the opposite to what social programs do today: they discourage people from working, because when they do get a job, however shitty, they lose their social benefits which can be higher than what thee salary at the new job is worth. Basic income does not have this proviso: all get the same amount of money regardless of whether they are employed or not. That means that a basic income recipient is encouraged to work to top-off the money that he/she receives.
That's bullshit. My family came into this country as refugees with almost nothing. We depended on social services while my parents were learning English. I earned my way into school, got a scholarship to go to college. I worked my ass off in college to have a high GPA, worked 20+ hours a week in a lab in addition. I earned my way into an MD PhD program and didn't have to pay for medical school... worked my way into residency and fellowship. In the meantime my parents are earning 5 figures.
United States is the most amazing country in the world, where opportunity is still pretty open. I am so thankful to be here.
For duck's sake, please don't turn it into the country I ran away from.
The US is certainly not the "most amazing country in the world." The US is at the very bottom for social mobility among OECD countries outdone by only a few. The lack of free or affordable higher education is an important factor. The lack of single-payer healthcare is another.
In the study you are referring to the participants were violent homophobes. Meaning specifically, they had a history of committing physically violent acts against homosexual men.
No, that's not correct. The respondents were not violent.
He is a Republican that hates homosexuals. That might make him our first homosexual VP, since most of those types of Republicans are "in the closet" types.
Well, the science is quite settled on this, by now: people who have a vivacious hatred for homosexuals, are indeed homosexuals themselves (determined by measuring how turgid their penises get while watching gay porn. Turns out, those who hate gay men are the most likely to get a boner from watching gay porn.
And that Omar Mateen guy was thirsting for dick like no human before.
Powered by standard USB: Win
Controllers are usable with Wii and Wii U: Win
Controllers are dirt cheap: Win
Games are automatically saved at certain points allowing resuming after power off: Win
NES styling: Win
HDMI: Win
Two player support: Win
I agree, except for HDMI, which for me is a big Lose: it's a standard designed around DRM and not with consumer's interests in mind. There are many things wrong with HDMI. And personally, it makes the console unusable for me, since I have sworn not to have any HDMI devices in our home.
UK voters: We want to give a boat a silly name!
UK government: No.
UK voters: We want to break up the European Union and crash our economy on a single, simple-majority vote!
UK government: Okay.
Did you know that there is a difference between a petition and a plebiscite?
I don't see any place in the already congested city centre where a Hyperloop station could be established. There is already very expensive, deep tunnel being constructed only for commuter trains because of congestion in surface traffic between north and south.
The only place for a Hyperloop terminus would therefore have to be outside the city, with added travel time to and from the Hyperloop. And then how would that be better than the plane or the ferry?
I don't know much about Stockholm (though I visited it half a dozen times), but at least for Helsinki there is plenty of room for a Hyperloop terminus in Vantaa, near the airport. And the airport is now connected to the center with a fast local train that takes less than 30 min from downtown Helsinki. A Hyperloop terminus could easily be built near Aviapolis which is even closer to the center than the airport. If you want even closer to the center, you could do what the Japanese have done with several of their airports - build an artificial island. There is plenty of room for one in the Helsinki archipelago. It would not be big enough for an airport runway, but for a hyperloop, yes. I assume that the same is true of the Stockholm archipelago.
I'm not saying that, in final analysis, you're wrong, just that you may not be as right as you imagine.
I have enough laptops and motherboards supported by Windows 7 that I am sure I will be able to run it beyond 2020, maybe even much longer over that horizon. The apps I need don't obsolesce nearly as quickly as most people would imagine, since the final product (STL files, STEP files,
I can't share the exact quote with you, but my girlfriend is a Dr in a London hospital department. Her lab basically tells you if you have cancer if you are one of the millions of people who live in or around London.
In her department, which requires high-end medically-skilled professionals, her boss posted after Brexit. The basic gist was "Don't worry, everyone, your cancer diagnosis will still be safe in the hands of our department consisting almost entirely of Spanish, Italian, German, French, Polish, Greek,
This is proof of class warfare at its best (worst): the financial elites have figured out that paying for highly skilled personnel educated in Britain was too expensive. It is much better to import highly educated but cheaper labor from abroad. Incidentally, Britain used to have effectively free higher education a couple of decades ago, but the same financial elites (who hold the real power, including political) decided that such social benefits are now unnecessary, since labor from abroad comes pre-educated.
Due to the stock exchange crash after the vote UK has lost more money than it has paid into the EU budget for the past 20 years.
That's total BS: the volatility in both stock markets and currency exchange were minor even compared to changes withing a few months.
Pretty sad that FUD like your post gets modded up.
For some reason, doing good work no one else is applying for is frowned upon in the UK.
This is straight up corporate propaganda: people would applying for those jobs if they were remunerated fairly but that's not in the interest of the corporate elite.
No, it means that I can work un any EU country without a hassle
Which causes the labor costs to decrease for employers in Western Europe.
I.E. cheap labor, as julian67 correctly remarked.
By the same "logic", the UK is undemocratic because of the Queen and the House of Lords.
I understand this was a very emotional issue for a lot of people, but I didn't expect that someone would compare the House of Lords (basically powerless) to the European Commission (basically all-powerful).
BTW, I have no dog in the race - I am a Finn living in Finland.
The Explorer class ships (to which Benjamin Franklin belongs) are built in South Korea and China.
And to add further insult to injury, the main engine is made in Finland!
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This game looks like one of the best uses of Kinect or PS Eye I've seen yet
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Firefox 3 Release Candidate
The first release candidate of Firefox 3 sees the Mozilla developers well ahead of their original roadmap which envisaged a test version at the end of May.
Of course, this does not apply to Firefox development itself which is several months behind schedule. A release date for the final version of Firefox 3 has not yet been disclosed, but the fact that the browser has now reached the RC phase suggests June as a likely release date.
The release candidate is fairly close to the finished product with respect to functionality and performance, however, some plugin incompatibility can be expected, and various bugs still have to be fixed. Both of these factors are obstacles to production use. Linux users should also consider the fact that LC1 does not scale correctly at a resolution of 800 x 600 pixels and that graphical buttons may not be displayed. There is also some incompatibility to Nvida drivers and some X server versions which could cause incorrect image rendering.
The RC1 download is available in various languages, and for the Linux, Mac OS X and Windows operating systems. Bug reports are welcome.
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The company is collaborating with Google and Intel to use Kubernetes as an engine for Fuel
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The upcoming release of LibreOffice will be available as a snap package
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Customers can take a free test drive of SLES for HPC on the Azure Cloud
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San Francisco-based chip company announces their first fully open source chip platform.
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The whole distro gets rebuilt on glibc 2.3
Canonical Announces Cross-Distro Support for Snaps
Ubuntu Vendor tries to solve app packaging and distribution problem across distributions.
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Prisoners Trailer: Now It's Hugh Jackman's Turn to Go All "GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER"
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Hey! It's everyone's favorite movie trope: "Give me back my daughter! Mel Gibson passed it to Liam Neeson, and now they're letting Hugh Jackman borrow it for Prisoners, which is about a creepy pedo-motherf*cer (Paul Dano, which I suppose that goes without saying) who allegedly kidnaps the daughters of Jackman and Mario Bello. The cops (Jake Gyllenhaal), however, can't hold on to the kidnapper due to lack of reasonable suspicion, so Jackman -- with the assistance of some family friends played by Viola Davis and Terrence Howard -- locks the bad guy up and probably tortures him or something.
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So, you want a super power do you? Fancy costume? Cool name? Super hero tax exemption? Secret identity? All the women (or men)? Well then you're going to have to follow these steps carefull to get the power of your dreams. Alternatively, you can order the special step by step super power DVD by Abstergo industries, hosted and narrated by Christopher Walken and Steven Seagal online.
edit What Power?
Ok, so what power do you want? This is the most important decision you'll have to make since choosing subjects for further education. You don't want to choose a power you'll later regret, like Melting Man or Underwater Woman, any more than you would choose woodwork to become a brain surgeon. For more information on those who chose unwisely, see our list of the Worst 100 Superheroes of All Time
Be creative with your choice of power, think to yourself: how would the world benefit (or be overthrown if your opting to be a career super-villain). Your power needs to reflect your personality, for instance The Magician loves magic and applies his great skill in coungering to his super hero ability, whereas the evil "Apoplectic Sparks" used to be an angry electrician. Remember a cool power gives you a cool name and stylish costume along with a great logo. Cool names and logos are as important as cool powers, because no one is going to buy a "Colin the super-scaffolder" toy.
edit Basic requirements of a superhero
Every super hero needs to fly or at least glide to a soft touch-down. There's nothing more pathetic than seeing a "Super Hero" show up in a taxi or out of breath, then requesting five minutes to rest or pay the fare before taking on the super-criminals. To gain the ability to fly is fairly straightforward, the difficult bit is passing the air law exam and navigation. A lost superhero is no good to anyone, nor is one that has wandered into Miami airspace and brought down a Boeing 737.
You need to be able to throw a good punch too or you're going to look stupid. As a minimum requirement you should only need to hit or kick your enemies around once, before they pass through a brick wall or take down a Boeing 737. You also need to be strong enough to hold your enemy over your head for that "front-page shot". Bonus kudos if you can tie a knot in a tank barrel.
The other special power that very most common is the ability to have laser eyes to cut through cast steel doors. Do not mistake spam mail offering "free laser eye surgery" for the opportunity to gain a cheap superpower. That said, laser eye surgery is good for myopia, and nobody wants to be rescued by Mr Magoo. Super heroes can't be deaf either, because shouting "beggupardon?" at the enemy will give the impression of sarcasm, which is unprofessional.
edit Location
edit Workspace
A super hero needs a place to watch over with a population, criminals and if you are really lucky, an evil oligarch with their own superpowers; because there is little point being able to project "freeze breath" in the middle of an uninhabited arctic tundra. However, like ice cream vans, milk floats and buskers, you also need to be careful not to set up on another superhero's 'patch'. Have a look on Google Earth, see if anywhere is on fire, or there is a nearby volcano with a helipad or giant laser tucked away in the crater.
Understand your skills and limitations. You can't look after just any place, especially if you are a 'glider' rather than a 'flyer'. Take Batman, he sticks to Gotham city because it has tightly packed buildings, with plenty of Gothic art to secure his compact lines and grappling hooks. However, Batman would find it difficult to get around fast enough to apprehend scrumpers or petrol siphoning gypsys, within the five hundred square miles of sugar beet fields, surrounding the small Norfolk town of Swaffham.
If a place looks promising, take a city break there. There are plenty of cheap fly-drive deals online. Talk to the locals, ask them about superhero cover and whether there is a decent costume makers.
edit Base
You have to have a house, cave, lab, ship or anything that you can class as a secret base. It can even be a small caravan if you like spending your spare time catching a bit of sea air or looking at churches. Your base will be the forefront of all your super hero operations. Here you will plan your attacks and counter attacks on your enemies. Make sure you keep any hint of your ulterior persona hidden. As you integrate into society you will have visitors, so keep those silky red pants out of sight or a local may get the wrong idea about you. Remember, any weapon or piece of kit you posses will be replicated as a child's toy at some stage, and a ten year old with a powerful laser weapon rampaging through the town, will only end in tears.
edit Employment
Although your main task is crime-fighting, superherodom is voluntary and unpaid. You either need to be rich and therefore a person of leisure, or you need a job with flexible hours. Batman is completely loaded so he just sits in the basement of his mansion playing Minecraft all day, whereas Superman's parents were just farmers, so he had to get a job in the city as a journalist. Spiderman is a college kid and Hong Kong Fooey was a mild mannered janitor.
Many tie their work in with their alter ego. Remember, keep your powers to yourself during the job interview. Powerful laser eyes able to cut through foot-thick steel, will make a bank manager twitchy. Leaping out of the top floor window after your interview as a double glazing salesman, will raise concerns over your mental stability.
An important thing to note is the use of your super powers to make money is an absolute no no. Sure, Dr Doom would probably make a competent rural GP, and Elastic Man would be worth his weight in gold in the construction industry. However, if those you are trying to protect and serve got wind of rapid promotion, they would all go out and get super powers too, making you completely average again.
- Weakness.
This is the only downfall of any super hero, you NEED a weakness. You can't choose your weakness you must discover it. 50% of the time it turns out to be something related to giving you your powers in the first place.
- Lost Virginity
I don't care what Peter Parker or The Flying Nun says, you cannot be a super hero if you're a virgin.
- Male
Men are better at this job than women are, most women super heroes are just imitations of their male counterparts. i.e. Aqua-Girl, Bat-Girl, Bat-Woman, Cat-Women, Hawk-Woman, Hit-Girl, Invisible Woman, Mrs. Freeze, Wonder Woman, Night Girl, Jenny Quantum, Robin, She-Hulk, Superwoman, Electro Woman, Dyna Girl, and so on. So if your a man get out there have a go at it you'll most probably get to your goal... women, good luck.
edit Powers Already Taken
Ok, its been along time since the super hero scene first came into the world, and in that time a lot of powers have been taken and copyrighted by the user. Flying is the only default power given to every super hero; you have your own unique power and get flying as an extra.
edit How To Get A Power
Ok first of all, some people are born with super powers, DEAL WITH IT! all the rest of us can do is one day hope to get a super power and at the mean time wonder if that object flying round in the sky is a bird or a plane. But do not worry your day may come, but it must be an accident or it won't be proper, we can't stress this enough, maybe we can "IT MUST BE AN ACCIDENT!!!" For people born with out any super ability, to get their's it has to be an accident. Whether it's a scientific experiment gone wrong some fucked up chemicals spill over you or you are raped or bitten by someone or something with a superpower already, you will not get yours unless it is one of, or relates to any of the above. And no, if you knowingly rape someone with a super power than you'll most likely give them something, you have to be on the receiving side.
edit Other Ways
Apart from being a lucky twat and being born with super powers there are ways for normal none-super folk like us to gian super powers.
Radiation long exposure to radiation can go one of two ways. On one hand you can fall seriously ill and die a very slow excruciating death from radiation poisoning. On the other hand your body can have a (positive) chemical reaction to the radiation and you can become ten times stronger and smarter. The (possessive) reactions your body can have are very diverse amongst individuals and you can gain one from one-hundred different powers although this is very rare. The chances of getting even one super power from radiation is one in a billion. You will most probably die. To get close to radiation you can get a job in or live close by a nuclear power plant, eat pot noodles or by standing close enough to a nuclear bomb to be hit by the radiation but far away enough with out getting obliterated.
Radioactive Creature If you know someone or something that is radioactive than try and get bitten by them (but following step one make it look like a convincing accident) somewhere where the skin is soft or near a pulse/main artery. Note: you don't always have to get them to bite you, saliva, sperm, blood and urine also caries the super power gene. If this works than you'll get a mutant power of what ever bit you, the most recognised of all these is Spider-Man. But others around the world include Crab-Man, Dog-Man, Armadillo-man, Chimp-Man, Venus-Fly-trap-Man, Woman-Cat, Mosquito-Man, Pig-Man, Lamar-Man, Man-Man, Man-Woman, crazy-frog-man and many more.
Bizarre Accident Now this is the main one we all love to follow, one its the most interesting because its so unexpected and you feel so great about yourself after the shock and peril has subsided, two what caused your powers is mostly the only thing that can destroy it again, so you know your own weakness which is always to have a cinematic head to head with your arch enemy. We have very few tips on this section, all we can say is just go for it! Any thing that life throws at you go for it because your accident wont happen when your sitting round on your butt watching T.V.
W.M.D. If you have enough money and the intelligence then why not build yourself some super powers. Build weapons that you can use against your enemies.But please do not build weapons for the safety of our world. The one thing you have against your enemies is that they don't know your not a super hero, so don't let on that you are and don't do anything stupid like bleeding if they shoot you. You need to let your enemies know your in control. If it helps use smoke and mirrors to gain the appearance of super powers.
Sell Your Soul When all else has failed, and your still alive, then sell your soul to Satan for super powers. Doing this has it's immediate advantages and disadvantages, one of the advantages you can have any and/or every power you want in exchange for your measly little soul. The main disadvantage over this is when the time comes Satan will come for you and torture you throughput eternity. It does sound bad but look on the bright side, if you chose a super hero life and not a villain than all the bad people you killed will be there also getting in on the fun. You can not use your powers to escape from hell, even if you ask for a hell escaping power you will lose it when you die.
edit Costume
Ok so you've got your powers, now you need a costume. Let the costume reflect your powers, if your powers are in don't do something stupid like wearing a stereotypical costume with the underpants on the outside and a mask over your eyes because people can tell what you look like and a thin strand of cloth with two eye holes is not going to cover that. Don't wear a costume that's way over the top that's extremely heavy and slows you down.
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I wouldn't pay $ 1,250 for dinner with the so-called " greats " if they resurrected Johnny U from the grave !!!!
#2 Mar 28, 2008
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#3 Mar 28, 2008
Wow, what a poor time for me to be out of town. I'd love to go the signing... Oh well. Hope everyone that goes appreciates it! Go Ravens - Go B-More Colts!
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#4 Mar 28, 2008
$1250 to get in and another $85 for Ray Lewis" autograph. What a rip off. As much as I still love the old Colts and like the Ravens. That's a bunch of BS to that Art Donovan and Raymond Berry can't sign because They already went to an autograph signing. Who made these selfish rules up anyway? You just denied the fans an oppurtunity to get their favorite players autographs and to shake hands with pro football legends. this has NFL wriiten all over it. NFL=No Fun aLlowed!
#5 Mar 28, 2008
This is just another event to fleece the fans and their pockets.
Bisciotti and the NFL are already doing a good job with their ticket prices and the players whining how they don't make enough money. Hey Ray, come on out of your mansion and work a real job. Try being a city cop, or a school teacher See how much you'd dance then...and you'd have a REAL reason to whine about your salary...
I've had it with these spoiled, pampered millionare athletes and the billionaire owners..
#6 Mar 28, 2008
it's the NFL Colts & the NFL Ravens now, the city names hardly even appear anymore....it's all just lore now.
#7 Mar 28, 2008
If fans want to participate in the autograph party I think it is great. I wish I was pocketing the admission money. Great Idea on how to make a few dollars. The Dinner Profit is also a big money maker. This type of thinking helps the economy. Do not begrudge those who come up with these great ideas. If you can not afford to go do not gripe about Those making the money will spend it and all is well.
#8 Mar 28, 2008
"The autograph show tomorrow, at the Towson Center, has a $13 cover charge ($7 for children). There's also a fee for each player's autograph, ranging from $10 (the norm) to $85 for Ray Lewis'".
It's $1250 for the VIP dinner at Ruth Chris'...
I wouldn't pay $85 to a millionaire for his autograph, he should be paying us to come see him after last year.
And how big is that portion of the signing fees goes to Fourth & Goal?
All of it should !!!
#9 Mar 28, 2008
I can't imagine paying for an autograph from an overpaid, underperforming millionaire. This is a perfect example of what is wrong with professional sports in the US.
#10 Mar 28, 2008
You loser.
Now get back to mopping that floor at the factory.
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