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|42 Reviews
|Property type
|house boat
|Minimum Stay
|2 - 3 nights
Create a memory of your stay in Amsterdam aboard The Prinsenboat that you will always treasure.
We take pride in offering you a residence that is warm, inviting, and comfortable. From the first day of your arrival at The Prinsenboat to your last day with us, we will do our utmost to ensure that your experience is all that you wanted. We can make arrangements for taxi service, offer suggestions on activities or book a private chef for your dining pleasure on board.
If you're celebrating an event, such as a birthday, anniversary or reunion, let us help you make it a unique experience. You will immediately notice the difference between The Prinsenboat and an Amsterdam hotel.
Children enjoy The Prinsenboat as much as or even more than adults. They love the small boats passing by and are thrilled by the life on the water. Also your very little ones are on our minds; we can provide a baby cot.
Be sure to ask for our special family prices.
The Prinsenboat is a B&B which offers all of the conveniences that you would expect: central heating, full galley, cable and stereo, unlimited free internet access with your devise and an oversized shower.
At the same time you have a beautiful water-level view of the historical 17th century Prinsengracht.
The Prinsenboat is perfectly located; all major sites of the city centre are within a 15-minute walk.
And then at the end of the day come home and enjoy the serenity of your private home on the water, enjoy a complimentary bottle of wine, and watch the swans and ducks float by outside your window.
Welcome to The Prinsenboat.
Just a note to say thank you very much for being so welcoming and to say how much we enjoyed our stay on the houseboat. I'm afraid I didn't get round to writing anything in the book, but feel free to copy and paste any of this email into your visitor book.
The kids (as other children before them) really enjoyed feeding the ducks, coots and swans. For other families visiting, we went to both Artis (the zoo) and Nemo and both went down really well with our 7 and 9 year old kids. I was glad we had booked tickets online for the Anne Frank House as that avoided a queue and it was great to visit the Van Gogh museum on a Friday as it is open till 22.00 and meant we could be there pretty much as long as we wanted.
Although we ate out - the kids enjoyed the Italian place nearby - we couldn't persuade them to Thai food, so we fed them something they wanted at the Van gogh museum and later on John and I got a takeaway from the Thai place just up the road which meant we could eat spicey food without having the kids complaining.
We immediately fell in love with the Prinsenboat due to its lovely charm and perfect location. It was quite clean. The owner Peter met us when we checked in and was very helpful and accommodating to our early check-in arrival. The boat has everything one needs to be warm, clean and comfortable. The shower had good hot water, and the kitchen has everything one needs to prepare a meal. The bed is large and very comfortable. In addition, the location was brilliant; right on the Prinsengracht, and also on a street that had lots of great little restaurants and shops and also nearby the Rembrandtplein. We would definitely return, and also would highly recommend the houseboat to couples, perhaps with a child, or singles on a getaway.
My wife and I stayed here with our thirteen year-old grandson for three nights. It was a terrific experience and a wonderful place to stay - especially if you're open to a bit of adventure. Who wants to stay in an expensive and routine hotel room when you can reside on one of Amsterdam's historic canals? This place is very clean, quiet, safe, and convenient to walking to Amsterdam's great sites. We especially liked dining at the kitchen table while watching and waving at the innumerable tour boats that glided silently past.
It's a bit intimate-- but what European accommodation isn't? Warning : if you're used to staying at Claridges in London or George V in Paris, this is not for you).
The owner is very accommodating, friendly and helpful. We recommend this place wholeheartedly.
The location, is first class
A home away from home rather than a sterile hotel room so very cosy and comfortable. Quick to warm up in an evening and all we needed for a short stay in a wonderful city
Absolutely loved my stay at the prinsengracht. The gentleman which owes the boat is very nice and flexible, the boat was very clean and decorated beautifully. Beds very comfortable and the places warms up very quickly which I loved as I'm always cold!! The area around the prinsengracht is lovely quite quiet but the local bars and restaraunts are lovely! They sell very strong beer so beware! It's about a 20-30 minute walk from the centre and 45 minutes to the red light, but the trams are very reliable and very close.
All in all I would definitely go and stay again!
Thank you for making our stay so enjoyable!
My partner and I wanted to have a romantic weekend away to help soften the January blues and staying in The Prinsenboat did just that. We had such a lovely stay and The Prinsenboat is the perfect place to relax and enjoy what Amsterdam has to offer. It was wonderfully warm inside and we had everything we needed from clean towels to a hob to cook some food when we wanted. The bed was fabulous, so big with wonderful views out onto the canal. Many happy memories made and we will certainly be coming back again! Thank you Prinsenboat!
This place came highly recommended from friends of me and my wife and they happen to be very picky travelers so that made this an obvious choice for us. We couldn't have had a better stay. The lay-out of the place was great. Everything was very clean and well-maintained. Right in the heart of Amsterdam. We are definately going back to this houseboat!
|Rental Period
|Minimum Price
|Additional Nights
|Weekend Night
|Monthly *
|Event Price
High Season
1 Apr 2016 - 30 Sep 2016
3 night minimum stay
for 3 nights
|Notes: Rates are based on 2 guests; add £38 per night, per additional guest
Middle Season
1 Oct 2016 - 31 Oct 2016
2 night minimum stay
for 2 nights
My Standard Rate
3 night minimum stay
for 3 nights
|No additional mandatory fees
Prices are based on 2 persons.
We charge 35 or 45 Euro (depending on season) for each additional person.
Ask for our special family prices!
After check; In case of calamities or personal problems, we do our very best to solve the problem or help you in any way
we can but we do not refund nights.
We recommend to take a travel insurance.
We ask for a deposit to secure the booking, as we mark the calendar as occupied, of 30% of the total amount by Paypal, transferwise or bank transfer. (bank transfer within European Union)
* Approximate monthly price. Actual pricing will depend on the days of the month you stay.


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Updated:Adultery May Not Be Taken Seriously In Many Places, But In Kuwait …
Updated:They Did NOT Find That In A Walmart Bathroom!
Updated:Yes, The Judge Said This To The Jurors!
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Updated:Commission Rules On Complaint Against F-Bombing Judge
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Updated:So You Think That's Me On My Phone Driving That Stolen Truck?
Updated:You Call That A Car Chase? Fine, A "Pursuit"
Updated:That Open Container Citation Isn't Looking So Bad In The Light Of Day, Is It?
Updated:You Threatened To Shoot The Dog?
Updated:Some Hardcore Seahawks Fans
Updated:Drivers Gets Good News And Bad News
Updated:Sometimes You Just Have To Let The Warring Factions Fight – Including In The Mall!
Updated:A Most UnChristian-Like Conversion Attempt
Updated:Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
Updated:Best Panty Thief Ever. Period.
Updated:You Know Lots Of Inmates Have Cell Phones, Right? How Do They Get Them?
Updated:So They Pay You While You're Sleeping?
Updated:This Woman Is The Ultimate Budget Traveler. You Could Not Possibly Travel For Less Money Than She Does!
Updated:You Tasered The Guy Where?
Updated:How To Burgle And Assure You'll Be Caught
Updated:Paddle-Happy Man Meets "The Man"
Updated:Here's Why You Shouldn't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
Updated:They're Probably Still Not Sure What To Charge This Driver With
Updated:These Gents Make The "Wet Bandits" Look Good
Updated:You Used A Stolen Gun As A Prop In Your YouTube Video?
Updated:Double-Dipping Teach Will Be Learning All About The Big House
Updated:Contempt And 5 Days For That? Nah.
Updated:A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
Updated:You're Taxing Santa?
Updated:Questionable Police Tactic, Even If Legal
Updated:So It Turns Out Crime Victims Have Access To Craigslist Too!
Updated:Drinking Just Got A Little Easier For New Zealanders Under 18
Updated:The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
Updated:Not Your Typical Day At The Library
Updated:You've Heard Of "Helicopter Moms"?
Updated:Noisy Nancy Very Displeased With Neighbor And Johnny Law
Updated:That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
Updated:Yeah, Border Patrol Will Never Notice This!
Updated:Um, That Will NOT Get You Into The Mile High Club. You'll Have To Come Up With Another Name For Your Club.
Updated:Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
Updated:So You're Saying You Booted That Vehicle? Well?
Updated:Not Your Average Case Of Shoplifting
Updated:Huh. Wonder Why This Police Beat Is So Popular?
Updated:If You're Going To Leave This Behind, Why Flee The Accident Scene?
Updated:Some Judges Can Keep It In, And Some Can't!
Updated:Craigslist Buyers – Don't Go Alone! Especially With A Wad Of Cash!
Updated:Another F-bomber Busted. Another Payday Forthcoming.
Updated:Those Clothes You Put In The Washer? Yeah, They're Not Clean
Updated:Messy Roommate And A Knife
Updated:So You're Saying You Don't Answer Your Front Door This Way?
Updated:Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
Updated:Really, Really Bad Landlord, Even By College Rental Standards
Updated:No! A Police Officer Dropped A Few F-Bombs For Emphasis! Oh The Humanity!
Updated:I Said "Eat … That … Banana!"
Updated:Man Learns That Mask On His Face Does Not Cover His Entire Body
Updated:Busted For Drinking Tea?
Updated:You Call That Custody?
Updated:Litterbug Gets His Due
Updated:The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
Updated:Yeah, About Your Luggage …
Updated:Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
Updated:Maybe Next Time He'll Just Walk
Updated:Not Your Average Burglary
Updated:There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
Updated:If It Weren't For Bad Luck, This Gent Might Not Have Any Luck At All
Updated:All That Over A Cigarette?
Updated:Just Say "No"
Updated:Now You Can't Smoke When You Drive?
Updated:Worst Per Capita Armed Robbery Ever?
Updated:Not The Most Well-Planned Crime …
Updated:How Could This Underwear Thief Not Have Been Caught Sooner?
Updated:Can You Get Jail Time For Watching A Cartoon?
Updated:Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Four Times?
Updated:So This Guy Walks Into A Police Station …
Updated:Sure Sounds Like This Dallas County Judge Is Not Bringing Her "A" Game
Updated:Someone Had A REALLY Bad Courtroom Experience
Updated:The Music Was So Loud It Was Shaking Car Windows!
Updated:A Responsible Drunk Driver?
Updated:Blood Is Thicker Than Water?
Updated:A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
Updated:You Silly Drunk Man
Updated:Sure, It's Preferable To Keep The Family Together If You Can, But …
Updated:Follow The Juice On Twitter, And Like Him On Facebook, Or Else …
Updated:Even Atheists Are Crying
Updated:Not The Best Mother-Daughter Bonding Experience
Updated:Any Cops Around? Good, Because I Really Have To …
Updated:A Father Texting His Daughter! How Nice, Or … Is It?
Updated:Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), "Legal Juice" Further Enters Our Lexicon
Updated:You Reject What You Admit Was A Good Plea Deal? Say What?
Updated:Not Your Typical Drug Bust
Updated:You're Against Actresses And Models Wearing "Short" Skirts?
Updated:So You're A Security Guard There, And You're Not Aware Of The Security Cameras?
Updated:No, The Dog Didn't Eat His Homework. This Gent Blamed Buster For Something Much More Serious.
Updated:One Man's Foot Odor Is Another Man's Perfume+
Updated:FCC Fines? Fuhgeddaboutit. How About Serious Jail Time?
Updated:This Kid Was Put Through A Trial For Knocking Over A Trash Can?
Updated:Don't "Fear The Turtle," But The Owner? Be Afraid.
Updated:You're Banning Comedy Central?
Updated:You Could Make This Suspect's Name Up, But You Don't Have To
Updated:Not A Good Idea To Fall Asleep On This Job
Updated:Registered Socks Offenders
Updated:Not Your Average Lawsuit …
Updated:These Gambling Gents Had A Lot More At Stake Than The Pot
Updated:Bad Day To Go Car Shopping Here
Updated:You're Really Denying The Birthday Boy His Breakfast Choice?
Updated:When You're Drunk, Stupid Things Happen
Updated:It's Great That You Made It To The Court Hearing But …
Updated:Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
Updated:It Sure Looks Like This Pennsylvania Judge Is In A World Of Trouble.
Updated:Hey Man, Give Me The Buzz I Paid For.
Updated:Why Discriminate Against Junk Dealers?
Updated:Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy's House
Updated:Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
Updated:Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
Updated:30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
Updated:Not Your Average Souvenirs
Updated:So You Can See That From The Police Helicopter?
Updated:You Busted The Store Window For That?
Updated:Might Want To Holster That Laser Next Time
Updated:So This Guy Drives His Plane Up To A Bar …
Updated:Zombies? Fuhgeddaboutit. The Squirrels Are Attacking! Run!
Updated:Refs Try To Eject Cops Handling The Crowd At Football Game. Guess What Happened?
Updated:With A Face Like This, You HAVE To Behave Like An Angel
Updated:Not The Best Time To Be Involved In A Car Accident
Updated:Sure, It's A Short Walk To Your Table. Still, "Parking" Here Was A Bad Idea.
Updated:You Won't Believe The "Weapon" This Woman Used In This Robbery
Updated:That Must Be A Very Big Cavity
Updated:Buy My Plasma, Please?
Updated:Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don't They Trust Us?
Updated:And The Legend Of "The Zebra" Was Born!
Updated:Admit It. You Can Always Use An Extra Phone Charger.
Updated:Well, It Is Called "Sonic Drive-In"
Updated:Hmm. A Bar, In A College Town. Think The Cops Would Ever Drop By?
Updated:Road Rage, Delegated To Passenger
Updated:You're Really Busting This Guy For Renting Houses?
Updated:That Getaway Might Work In The Movies …
Updated:You Really Thought Saying You Had Ebola Was A Good Idea?
Updated:The Motorist's Equivalent Of "The Dog Ate My Homework"
Updated:Man's Car Gets Rammed, Has Laser-Like Focus On …
Updated:What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
Updated:Goodbye Security Deposit, Hello Jail Cell
Updated:So Much For Judicial Discretion
Updated:Really? There Is No More Serious Crime To Deal With Than This?
Updated:Might Want To Check Yourself Before You Call The Cops For Assistance
Updated:He Drank 20 Beers. What'd You Expect Would Happen?
Updated:Tell Me You Did Not Pocket Dial 911!
Updated:Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
Updated:Think He Really Slept Through That?
Updated:Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
Updated:A Most Despicable Getaway Attempt
Updated:Would You Sue Your Mom?
Updated:If They Could, Real Ninjas Everywhere Would Be Crying
Updated:Scofflaws, Head To Belgium!
Updated:Bingo Rage?
Updated:Come On. It Was A Really Small Gun.
Updated:Is It Any Wonder These Two Are Friends?
Updated:"It Was My Twin Brother." Really? You're Going With That?
Updated:Hey, The Guy Was Just Following His Dream Of Flying First Class
Updated:Man, This Food Is Addictive!
Updated:The Fourth Time? That's A Real Stunner.
Updated:Give That Dog A Raise
Updated:It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
Updated:Oh, So You're Saying My Money's Not Good Here?
Updated:Florida Vanity License Plates – Some Made The Cut, Some Didn't
Updated:If At First You Don't Succeed …
Updated:Some Seriously Misdirected Anger
Updated:Proof That You Need A Good Night's Sleep Before Going To Work – No Matter What Your "Job" Is!
Updated:What Could You Possibly Do With A Motorized Grocery Cart?
Updated:So You're Saying There's Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
Updated:The Walmart Effect?
Updated:An Awful Time To Pocket Dial Anyone, Let Alone 911
Updated:For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
Updated:Winging A Jar Of Peanut Butter? Bad Idea.
Updated:A Truly Strange Way To Litter
Updated:Before You Call The Police About That Driveway Art …
Updated:What's Wrong With Colorful Birds?
Updated:You're Stalking The Police?
Updated:Kids, Think Twice About Wearing That Wiener Shirt To School
Updated:Woman Sues Wal-Mart Over Two Cents, And …
Updated:This Is Not How DUI Checkpoints Want To Catch Drunk Drivers
Updated:Time To Find Another Line Of "Work"
Updated:So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
Updated:Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
Updated:Yeah, Lots Of Electric Bicycles Can Outrun Police Cars
Updated:Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
Updated:Oh No You Didn't Just Call Your Client That
Updated:This Young Man Will Be Washing His Dishes In The Future
Updated:Grandfather Tries To Bring Mary Jane To Visit Inmate Grandson
Updated:What's Wrong With Family And Friends Getting Together For A Cocktail?
Updated:An Interesting Way To Smuggle Opiates Into Jail
Updated:Like You Wouldn't Do The Same Thing If You Were Upset Over Your Drink Order At McDonald's!
Updated:Can Cats Fly?
Updated:Sure, The Thought Of Getting Married Can Give You The Jitters, But This?
Updated:You Fell For The Old "Diversion-Style" Burglary?
Updated:Location, Location, Location – No, Not Real Estate … Tweeting
Updated:If You Miss Your Boyfriend, Perhaps Next Time You Should Try To Bail Him Out Instead Of …
Updated:32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
Updated:Burglars Taken Down By Cell Phone They Had Already Tossed
Updated:Should Have Stolen The Computer Too …
Updated:You Lookin' At Me?
Updated:Curse You Hidden Camera!
Updated:Another Crime While Doing Time?
Updated:The World's Policeman … Of Theatrical Productions
Updated:Fighting This Traffic Ticket? Not Such A Good Idea
Updated:Hey, Don't Shoot The Lawn Mower!
Updated:Evidence? What Evidence? I Don't See Any Evidence.
Updated:How Do You Make A Shoplifting Charge Worse? Here's One Way.
Updated:This Is Not Your Typical "Victim Of Crime Helps Catch Perp" Story.
Updated:You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
Updated:Teens Exhibit Wholly Inappropriate Post-Manicure Behavior!
Updated:Let Me Get This Straight
Updated:Appropriately, This Gent Was The "Vice" Mayor
Updated:Yup. Definitely Time For Some Sensitivity Training.
Updated:Oh, So You Think You Can Mess With My Trust Just Because I'm Dead?
Updated:Drawing Attention To Yourself? Not A Good Idea.
Updated:Maybe Things Aren't Going Well With Your Employer, But …
Updated:Time For A Bigger Safe
Updated:Oh, You're Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
Updated:Yes, Someone Would Stoop This Low To Try To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket
Updated:All Door Are Definitely Not Alike
Updated:And You Call Yourself A Park Ranger!
Updated:Easy DWI Bust Top Ten – Easily
Updated:Can't A Man, Alone In Elevator, Have A Little Privacy?
Updated:Inmate Down An Ear, Up A Little Coin
Updated:So You Got A Check For More Than The Asking Price, And You Weren't Suspicious?
Updated:So You're Saying Babysitting Is NOT Included In The Prices At Chuck E. Cheese?
Updated:Oh Really? And Just How Would You Smuggle 14 Live Birds From Vietnam To Los Angeles?
Updated:12-Year-Old Kid Did What? Twice?
Updated:Hey, This Looks Like A Good Place To Pull Over.
Updated:Medical Professionals Make Mistakes Like Everyone Else. But This?
Updated:Cops Hear The Darndest Things
Updated:Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy …
Updated:You'd Have To Be Drunk To Try Something This Stupid
Updated:Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
Updated:Wo! This "Apparently" Former State Department Employee REALLY Hates Arabs
Updated:Teacher Hair Today, Gone …
Updated:Do You Call The Cops Every Time You Get Spam Email Too?
Updated:Yeah, That Car Will Smell FOREVER!
Updated:Trespassing Charge For F-Bomb Shirt? Yup.
Updated:Maybe If Police Officers Read Legal Juice, This Wouldn't Keep Happening!
Updated:What, You Think They Just Give Pot Away?
Updated:The Questions China Won't Let Siri Answer…
Updated:A Novel Way To Try To Get The Police Off Of Your Trail
Updated:Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
Updated:And If You Believe This Lady Spoke "Magic Words", I Have A Bridge ….
Updated:Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
Updated:Busted For Going On Facebook?
Updated:This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
Updated:Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean "Pay"
Updated:Watchdog, sure. Watchcat?
Updated:One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
Updated:Not Really A Long Con, But Man Was It Long!
Updated:You Won't Believe This "In To Jail" Smuggling Case
Updated:They Are Going To Look There!
Updated:Of Course You Should Never Return To The Scene Of The Crime …
Updated:Wait. Both Drivers In The Crash Were Drunk?
Updated:Looking Suspicious Isn't A Crime, But …
Updated:An Interesting Hiding Place For Pot
Updated:Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
Updated:Should Have Listened To Kid's Complaints About Pot Smell
Updated:A Very Strange Car Chase
Updated:This Man Has Some Serious Anger Issues
Updated:Yes, You Can Get A Ticket For This.
Updated:Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
Updated:Loose Lips Surely Sunk These Gents' Ship
Updated:Yes, This Man Sued A Prostitute.
Updated:So, What Are You In For?
Updated:They Must Not Teach This At The Police Academy
Updated:Honk At Your Own Risk.
Updated:Not The Best Hiding Place?
Updated:The Red Sox Bank Robber Strikes Again!
Updated:Swimming Away From The Cops?
Updated:Kid's Doodles Ground Dad In South Korea
Updated:Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
Updated:Give Me The Money, Or I Will Douse You With Water!
Updated:Worst Book Ever Written?
Updated:Drunk Driver Pulls Over In Front Of Police Academy. Really
Updated:Driver Blames It On The Manzilian
Updated:Man Busted Using "Find My iPad" Asserts Lame Defense
Updated:Largest Parking Charge Ever?
Updated:Was That A Steam Whistle I Just Heard?
Updated:Sleeping, Or Passed Out? You Make The Call.
Updated:That Was One Very Costly Kayak Ride
Updated:You Really Shot The Guy, INSIDE Little Caesars, For That?
Updated:It Surely Looks Like A Prison In Ohio Is Showing Pirated Movies
Updated:Mayor Prohibited From Drinking?
Updated:Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else …
Updated:Busted For Hanging Out At The Mall
Updated:You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
Updated:Mommy, Why Is That Lady Naked?
Updated:Must Have Been Some Glorious "Glory Days"
Updated:Thief Will Have A Hard Time Using This, Um, Item, Without The Charger
Updated:Woman Stole A Tracking Device?
Updated:Let's Scare The Dude On The Bicycle! This Will Be Hilarious.
Updated:Police Officer Detained For What?
Updated:Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
Updated:Worst Burglary Ever?
Updated:I'm So Smart! No Way The Cops Will Figure This Out!
Updated:Yes, Another Test Drive Gone Awry
Updated:Worst Birthday Ever?
Updated:A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
Updated:Sorry, She's Not Home. She's Still Not Home. She's …
Updated:Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
Updated:Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
Updated:Um, Has Anyone Seen My Glock?
Updated:Giving Fraudsters A Bad Name
Updated:Newsflash: The Police And Victims Have Access To Craigslist
Updated:Can You Really Get Busted For Walking Down The Street With A Bible?
Updated:My Middle School Teachers Were So Boring!
Updated:No! Not The Sweet Cheeks [Bikini] Espresso Stand!
Updated:How Dare You Sir! Of Course I Have A Job!
Updated:No You Didn't Just Jostle Me!
Updated:You Fell Asleep? Please.
Updated:So They Were Shooting A Gun In The Woods. What's The Big Deal?
Updated:Everything Sticks To Duct Tape, Including DNA
Updated:Addicted To Walmart?
Updated:You Stole What From Papa John's?
Updated:You Did What On Your Trip To Bermuda?
Updated:There Is Only One Possible Explanation For This Guy Calling The Cops To Come To His House.
Updated:Holy Nativity Scene, Batman!
Updated:You Just Locked Your Car With Your Remote, So You're Good, Right?
Updated:Why Would You Think That Fish Oil Is … ?
Updated:Some People Think Walmart Sucks. Some People Suck At Walmart.
Updated:You're Never Too Old To … Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
Updated:Woman Must Have REALLY Wanted To Ski
Updated:The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
Updated:Some Strange Chilean Laws
Updated:This May Happen In The Movies, But Not Too Often In Real Life
Updated:How Many DUI Convictions Until You Lose Your License?
Updated:Four Years In Prison For Stealing Underwear?
Updated:Judge Has "Black Robe Disease"
Updated:You're Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
Updated:Perhaps This Cretin Should Wash And Fold His Own Clothes
Updated:Clearly Her Worst Dating Experience
Updated:You Mess With This Neighbor? Pain!
Updated:Threatening Statements? Me? Hey, It's My Word Against His.
Updated:That's What Account Numbers Are For
Updated:So It's Not As Bad As The Law In "Footloose," But Still …
Updated:6th DUI Conviction, And You Think That's A Stiff Sentence?
Updated:Not Your Average Battery
Updated:Stronger Than The Smell Of Weed? Not So Much.
Updated:The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
Updated:7 Years Of College Down The Drain
Updated:If You Dislike Smoking And/Or Smokers, This Story Will Really Get You Steamed.
Updated:A Painful Arrest – For The Arresting Officer
Updated:You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
Updated:You NEVER Mess With Any Mother When Her Young Are Nearby!
Updated:A Record For Back-To-Back Arrests?
Updated:Tased 30+ Times And Cuffed, And Sedated. And That Wasn't Enough …
Updated:Should Have Used Her Words
Updated:One-Woman Show In Middle Of Street Leads To Latest Arrest
Updated:Know When To Say When
Updated:A Very Strange Cab Ride
Updated:He Outlawed All-You-Can-Eat Buffets. Really.
Updated:Don't Tell This Gent "It's Just A Parking Spot."
Updated:Drinking Just Got A Little Easier For New Zealanders Under 18
Updated:Worst Arrest Ever Of Someone With A Learner's Permit?
Updated:Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
Updated:No Good Deed Goes Unpunished?
Updated:Definitely Not The Next Scarface
Updated:I Said "Eat … That … Banana!"
Updated:Don't Bring Pruning Clippers To A Hammer Stapler Fight
Updated:Immoral Junk?
Updated:And They Say Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
Updated:Follow The Juice On Twitter, And Like Him On Facebook, Or Else …
Updated:Why Counterfeit Money When You Can Profitably Counterfeit … Coupons?
Updated:You're Really Denying Any Knowledge Of That?
Updated:How Many DWIs Do You Have To Get Before They Stop Just Letting You Go?
Updated:Oh No You Didn't Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over …
Updated:Assaulted With … A Box Of Iced Tea
Updated:Hey Lady, 911 Is Not An Escort Service
Updated:A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
Updated:If A Lawyer Did This, You Can Bet Your Arse He'd Have Been Disciplined A Long Time Ago
Updated:Adultery May Not Be Taken Seriously In Many Places, But In Kuwait …
Updated:Life In Jail For Failing To Pay Tolls?
Updated:You Won't Believe The Vehicle This Dude Stole
Updated:Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
Updated:You Won't Believe The Damage This Man Caused In His Attempt To Get Off Work Early
Updated:No Way Raylan Givens Would Have Done This
Updated:If It Doesn't Sound Like A Real Job, It's Not!
Updated:Watching The Movie Was Probably Punishment Enough
Updated:Hey, How Did That Get In My Underwear?
Updated:No Internet For You!
Updated:You Shot Your Relative, Repeatedly, With That?
Updated:One Hell Of An Adventure For A Ten-Year-Old Boy … And His Little Sister!
Updated:You Fought With These Guys Over That Beer?
Updated:Snowstorm Brings Out Not-So-Good Samaritans
Updated:Insult This Man's Egg Rolls At Your Peril
Updated:Kids These Days
Updated:You Would Definitely Know If Someone Hid Drugs This Way!
Updated:So It Turns Out Crime Victims Have Access To Craigslist Too!
Updated:Inmate Traded What For Candy?
Updated:One Heckuva One-Day Crime Spree
Updated:So What Are You In For?
Updated:Safe To Say These Boys Won't Be Playing "Doorbell Ditch" Again – Ever
Updated:Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
Updated:Proposed Law Sure To Garner Attention … But That's Not Always A Good Thing
Updated:If You Have A Nice Phone, Sadly You Need To Think Twice About Answering This Question.
Updated:That There Is A Lot Of Piranhas!
Updated:And You Think That Description Of The Perp Is Helpful?
Updated:If There Is A Good Way To Unretire A Number, This Isn't It.
Updated:Nobody Likes Slow Drivers, But Seriously?
Updated:Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
Updated:Can You Burgle Yourself?
Updated:When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin …
Updated:Things Eventually Escalated To … Egging!
Updated:Sure Sign That You're Not Smarter Than The Cops: You Think You Are!
Updated:A Felony Charge For A $10.32 Theft?
Updated:Can't Stand The Thought Of Living Without Your Purebred Miniature Vietnamese Potbellied Pig?
Updated:You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
Updated:Grab Bag Thief
Updated:You Will NOT Believe Why This Guy Attempted To Rob This Joint!
Updated:Cops Must Love Facebook
Updated:Dashboard Camera Nails Texting Driver
Updated:A Really, Really Strange Fetish
Updated:What's Wrong With Pizza?
Updated:Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
Updated:Woman Claims Divorce Lawyers Should Have Told Her Divorce Would End Her Marriage
Updated:Not A Good Idea To Step Out On This Woman
Updated:You Burgled That Club?
Updated:Maybe Prison Isn't So Bad?
Updated:If You're Going To Leave This Behind, Why Flee The Accident Scene?
Updated:You Tasered The Guy Where?
Updated:Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
Updated:Bet This Dude Was Good At Hide-And-Seek
Updated:Apparently ATMs Aren't All That Secure
Updated:It's Better To Give Then Receive – Case In Point
Updated:It's Beer, Man! You Think Walmart Cares This Much About You?
Updated:Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I'm Just In My Underwear?
Updated:Hey, How'd That iPhone Get In My Boot?
Updated:An Incredible Sale At Macy's – You Want That? It's $5!
Updated:It Just Sounds More Believable When A Nun Says It
Updated:Don't Mess With The Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection
Updated:Not A Good Idea To Fall Asleep On This Job
Updated:Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
Updated:These Gents Make The "Wet Bandits" Look Good
Updated:A Most Unusual Christmas Decoration
Updated:Are Those Shoes In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To …
Updated:Hmm. Do You Believe The Deputy Or The Video?
Updated:War On Christmas Decorations?
Updated:What Could You Possibly Do With A Motorized Grocery Cart?
Updated:A Story With Some Bite …
Updated:Plane Makes Emergency Landing Over Bathroom Beatdown
Updated:You Don't Want To Get Between This Man, His White Castle, And His Beer.
Updated:Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
Updated:Most Folks Go To The Store To Shop …
Updated:"Unlucky" Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using "Black Magic" – Police Investigate
Updated:Dude, Just Pay For Your Tacos And Sheath That Thang.
Updated:Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
Updated:Nobody Says The Other Woman Is Blameless. But What About Your Husband?
Updated:Cop Brandished Gun At Washington, DC Snowball Fight?
Updated:Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
Updated:If This Is How She Treats You When You're Engaged …
Updated:Any Cops Around? Good, Because I Really Have To …
Updated:Don't Bring A Small Gun To A …
Updated:No! A Police Officer Dropped A Few F-Bombs For Emphasis! Oh The Humanity!
Updated:So Much For "Brotherly Love" or "Blood Is Thicker Than Water" or "Family First"
Updated:Happy Judge Pens Humorous Order Canceling Trial
Updated:Granny Socks It To Burglars
Updated:What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Is In Jail?
Updated:Boatload Of Cash Found In Walls After Owner's Death, Sale Of House. Whose Is It?
Updated:So Much For Letting Your Kid Fight His Own Battles
Updated:Noisy Nancy Very Displeased With Neighbor And Johnny Law
Updated:Dude Must Have A Helluva Lawyer
Updated:So You Say The Car Is Where?
Updated:Cat Makes Itself At Home In Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
Updated:Litterbug Gets His Due
Updated:Hey, The Guy Was Just Following His Dream Of Flying First Class
Updated:Hmm. Which Football Team Do You Think They're Rooting For?
Updated:Yeah, We're Definitely Going To Need A Female Officer For This One
Updated:Unusual Behavior At A DUI Check Point
Updated:This Crime Problem Could Drive One To Drink
Updated:Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
Updated:If You Dare, You Better Be Prepared …
Updated:I'll Take That Vehicle. And I Mean "Take"
Updated:Did Someone Say "Donuts"?
Updated:Blood Is Thicker Than Water?
Updated:You Do Not Want To Bring Home A Bad Report Card To This Woman
Updated:Man Who Has Seen Too Many Movies Clings To Roof Of Car As It Is Being Stolen
Updated:It's Better If This Lady Is Not Mad At You.
Updated:Pants On Fire
Updated:Is It Any Wonder These Two Are Friends?
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Imran Tahir has set his sights on the Royal London One-Day Cup final at the home of cricket ahead of his Notts Outlaws debut against Essex Eagles on Sunday.
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Glamorgan picked up their second victory in the Royal London One-Day Cup as Colin Ingram and Graham Wagg's heroics with bat and ball earned a 146-run victory against Essex Eagles at the SSE SWALEC in Cardiff.
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Worcestershire director of cricket Steve Rhodes is excited for the start of the Pears' Royal London One-Day Cup campaign.
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Heavy and persistent rain forced the Royal London One-Day Cup Group B match between Kent Spitfires and Essex Eagles at Tunbridge Wells to be abandoned without a ball being bowled.
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Ashley Giles feels Lancashire Lightning have a great chance of a long run in this season's Royal London One-Day Cup - if they start well.
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Ms. Marrapese facilitates the registration of emerging technologies in the global economy with a particular emphasis on biotechnology and nanotechnology applications. She has an expertise in the Toxic Substances Control Act (TSCA) and its counterparts in Canada, the European Union, and China. She provides legal counsel related to EPA, FDA, and associated regulatory needs for bio-based products and their production platforms including yeast, algae, bacteria and plants.
Ms. Marrapese is the immediate past Chair of the Pesticide, Chemical Regulation and Right-to-Know Committee (PCRRTK) of the American Bar Association (ABA) Section on Energy, Environment and Resources (SEER). Through SEER, under Ms. Marrapese's leadership PCRRTK issued a series of legal briefing papers on TSCA Reform.
A recipient of the American National Standards Institute (ANSI), Next Generation Leadership and Service Award, Ms. Marrapese served as a U.S. delegate to the International Standards Organization (ISO) TC-229 Committee on Nanotechnologies from 2005-2013 and chaired Working Group 1 Nomenclature and Terminology, for the U.S. Technical Advisory Group (TAG) to TC-229.
Prior to joining Keller and Heckman, Ms. Marrapese was on staff with the EPA's Solid Waste office, served as law clerk for administrative appeals to the Chief Judicial Officer of the EPA, and worked as a legislative aide for environmental matters on Capitol Hill during the Reagan Administration.
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Are you doing enough to find a richer retirement? Exploring all options is vital to protect pensions against scourge of inflation
Experts are urging anyone turning their pension funds into retirement income to explore all options, amid fears that too many are locking into poor-value lifetime annuities that provide no protection against inflation.
They say most people opt for annuities that pay a level income throughout retirement and are ignoring better alternatives that allow it to grow. Those with pension pots of £50,000 or more are losing out the most.
This is despite rules introduced last month to ensure that more people end up buying the right annuity. And worryingly, it is happening as an increasing number of retirees with 'defined contribution' pension funds – either personal or through work – are forced to decide how to turn their money into income.
Onwards and upwards: Martin Spring plans to use his pensions to finance his hobbies of cycling and mountain trekking
About £14billion of pension funds every year are turned into lifetime income, but this sum is expected to grow by 15 per cent a year, a result of the shift in the workplace away from gold-plated final salary schemes. Billy Burrows, one of the country's top pension annuity experts, is leading the charge to ensure more people think 'outside the conventional annuity box'.
Burrows has co-written a report – Annuities At A Tipping Point: The Case For Investment Linked Annuities – with Professor John Maule, emeritus professor at Leeds University Business School.
He is extremely concerned people are not being encouraged to think long term when deciding what to do with their pension pot. 'Most of us will live for between 20 and 25 years in retirement, some even longer,' he says.
'On that basis we need to think about how best to protect our retirement income against the ravages of inflation. The solutions all involve risk, but for some they are worth taking.'
According to the latest data from the Alliance Trust Economic Research Centre, the over-75s face the highest level of inflation, primarily a result of punishing increases in energy bills.
Fears: Report author Billy Burrows
Until recently, a majority of those with defined contribution pots opted for the annuity offered them by the manager of their fund – usually an insurance company. Typically, this was set up on a single-life basis with income payments staying the same throughout retirement.
But new rules introduced by the Association of British Insurers encourage everyone to shop around for a higher-paying annuity using the open market option.
They also alert retirees to the importance of providing protection to loved ones through buying a spouse's pension and the availability of annuities that pay higher income because of poor health or a history of drinking or smoking. Although these rules will help people to make better retirement income choices, Burrows, who works for London-based retirement income specialist Better Retirement, believes they do not go far enough.
'Shopping around for the best-paying annuity is just the tip of the iceberg,' he says.
'We need to get people out of the mind-set that drives them to look for the highest starting income when a better approach would be to consider other options that provide a high starting income but with the potential for future income growth.'
Burrows now questions whether conventional annuities should remain the default option for Middle Britain.
Alternatives to conventional level annuities include those where payments rise in line with inflation or a set amount per year. These remain unpopular because of the low starting income, although they can prove a winner if you live longer than 15 years after retirement.
Investment-linked annuities are also an option. Offered by insurance companies LV=, MGM Advantage and Prudential, they give retirees the opportunity to benefit from growing income.
However, this is not guaranteed and depends on the underlying investments performing well. Indeed, income can fall. Other unconventional options include income drawdown and fixed-term annuities.
Burrows says that anyone who is considering these riskier options must observe three golden rules.
'They should only consider them if they have other sources of guaranteed income,' he says.
'They also need to understand the risks involved and that income may fall as well as rise.
'Finally, they have to be aware of all options. Provided they do this, they should end up making the right choice.'
Martin Spring, 67, a freelance architectural journalist from Islington, North London, has a portfolio of pension pots – some work-based, some personal – which he is gradually converting into a lifetime income.
So far, he has used one fund to buy an annuity from Just Retirement, which increases payments by three per cent a year. He has used another to buy an investment-linked annuity with MGM Advantage.
Martin, who is single, says: 'I want to convert my pensions in stages and consider all options. I want to enjoy my retirement and pursue my hobbies of cycling and mountain trekking. That means ensuring my pension funds deliver a rising income.'
Someone wanting to turn a pension fund into a retirement income has five options. Take the case of a man aged 65 with a £100,000 pension pot after tax-free cash. He has a wife aged 60. They want monthly income with a two-thirds spouse's pension.
1.) The most popular option is to buy a level annuity. This would yield a gross annual income, paid monthly, of £4,843. But payments are fixed, thereby providing no hedge against inflation. But there are alternatives.
2.) An annuity rising in line with RPI. Currently, the starting gross annual annuity would be much lower at £2,738, but it would increase over time. If inflation was 3.5 per cent a year, it would take 18 years for payments to overtake the level annuity of £4,843. At four per cent, the catch-up period is 16 years.
3.) An annuity where future increases/decreases to income payments depend on investment returns. The couple could choose from one of three investment-linked annuity routes. They could opt for a maximum starting annual income of £6,017. This would be maintained provided the underlying investments grew at least five per cent a year.
If performance was less than five per cent, the annual income would be cut. Above five per cent, it would rise (by any growth above five per cent).
Alternatively, the couple could take the same starting income as available under the level annuity option (£4,843). Income would then rise provided the underlying investments grew by at least 3.28 per cent. It would fall if the 3.28 per cent growth was not achieved. Or they could opt for a minimum income of £2,857. Here any investment growth would be replicated by growth in income.
4.) The couple could consider keeping their pension fund invested while drawing an annual income. The maximum income under this income drawdown option is £6,720.
5.) Or they could buy a short-term fixed annuity (five years) and then at the end of the period lock into a lifetime annuity (hopefully when annuity rates have improved).
They could take annual income for five years of £6,720, leaving a pot of £70,995 after five years to convert into an annuity.
Or they could take £4,625 annual income leaving a pot after five years of £82,658.
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The Daughters of England (Book 1)The first book in Philippa Carr's celebrated Daughters of Englandseries is at once a love story, a mystery, and an epic historical saga set during the tumultuous reign of Henry VIII Damask Farland, named after a rose, is captivated by the mysterious orphan Bruno. Discovered upon the abbey altar on Christmas morning, then raised by monks, Bruno becomes the great man whom Damask grows to love—only
$13.99NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The author of The Aviator's Wife returns with a triumphant new novel about New York's "Swans" of the 1950s—and the scandalous, headline-making, and enthralling friendship between literary legend Truman Capote and peerless socialite Babe Paley.People's Book of the Week • USA Today's #1 "New and Noteworthy" Book • Entertainment Weekly's Must List • LibraryReads Top Ten
$10.99In this haunting and richly imagined dual-narrative tale that echoes the eerie mystery of Rebecca and The Little Stranger, two women of very different eras are united by the secrets hidden within the walls of an English manor house.In 1933, naive twenty-two year-old Alice—pregnant and unmarried—is in disgrace. Her mother banishes her from London to secluded Fiercombe Manor in rural Gloucestershire
$11.99The newest Oprah's Book Club 2.0 selectionThe epic, unforgettable story of a man determined to protect the woman he loves from the town desperate to destroy her—this beautiful and devastating debut heralds the arrival of a major new voice in fiction. Ephram Jennings has never forgotten the beautiful girl with the long braids running through the piney woods of Liberty, their small East Texas town
$9.99In the tradition of The Cookbook Collector comes a funny, romantic novel about a young woman finding her calling while saving a used bookstore. Maggie Duprès, recently "involuntarily separated from payroll" at a Silicon Valley startup, is whiling away her days in The Dragonfly's Used Books, a Mountain View institution, waiting for the Next Big Thing to come along. When the opportunity arises for
$9.99An aristocratic young woman leaves the sheltered world of London to find adventure, passion, and independence in 1920s Paris in this mesmerizing story from the USA Today and internationally bestselling author of Somewhere in France and After the War is Over.Spring, 1924Recovering from a broken wartime engagement and a serious illness that left her near death, Lady Helena Montagu-Douglas-Parr vows
$8.99In the first of a brand-new series set in Victorian England, a young woman returns home from India after the death of her family to discover her identity and inheritance are challenged by the man who holds her future in his hands.Rebecca Ravenshaw, daughter of missionaries, spent most of her life in India. Following the death of her family in the Indian Mutiny, Rebecca returns to claim her family
$9.99A powerful and elegant debut novel about love, memory, exile, and war.One snowy December morning in an old European city, an American man leaves his shabby hotel to meet a local woman who has agreed to help him search for an apartment to rent. THE APARTMENT follows the couple across a blurry, illogical, and frozen city into a past the man is hoping to forget, and leaves them at the doorstep of an


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