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DETROIT — Gov. Rick Snyder's social media office released an interview with Kevyn Orr, a bankruptcy and turnaround specialist, who was approved as Detroit's emergency financial manager Thursday.
He speaks about his his relationship with Detroit during his college years at University of Michigan, the importance of Detroit to the state and nation, his roots as a kid "who grew up in tomato fields of Broward County, Florida," Democratic party support, his role as a "creature of state statute" and his goals in this city:
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Monday, January 27, 2014
The countrywide observance of National Eating
Disorder Awareness Week is February 23 through March 1. The National Eating
Disorders Association (NEDA)'s theme this year is: "I had no idea that eating
disorders can destroy lives. Get in the know." For more
information, please go to: http://nedawareness.org/ .
In Iowa, the Eating Disorder Coalition of Iowa
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PhD, a binge eating clinical specialist from Nashville, TN. Dr. Carson
has been involved in clinical treatment of obesity, addictions and eating
disorders for more than 35 years. For more on Dr. Carson, his
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Curt Schilling, the former pitcher and two-time World Series champ is more nervous about his new video game than he ever was about baseball.
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Deutsche Telekom may be forced into a tie-up of its sub-scale U.S. wireless unit with Sprint Nextel after a $39 billion deal with AT&T collapsed.
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The congregation this year bought the property, site of the old Riverside School, from the Harrisburg School District.
"It's not every generation that has an opportunity to build a new synagogue," said Joel Cheskis, who along with Stanley E. Schneider is chairing the capital campaign.
"We have the opportunity to build something that will strengthen Judaism in central Pennsylvania for decades to come," Cheskis said.
Days before Passover in 2009, a fire on April 3 destroyed the sanctuary. Since then, the congregation has been meeting in the Jewish Community Center.
Schneider, former Chisuk Emuna president, said that the one-story synagogue will have 13,500 square feet, compared to 22,000 square feet in the former facility. "Our old building had multiple levels and no elevators," Schneider said. "People struggled to get around in it as they got older. That building had unused space and wasn't very efficient," he said.
The new synagogue will house up to 400 people in the sanctuary and social hall, he said.
"We'll have an outside patio, four classrooms for Hebrew school and a multipurpose room for the chapel, library and meetings," Schneider said. "We'll start with 40 parking spaces and will expand as needed."
Brawer & Hauptman of Philadelphia is the design architect.
While quietly collecting funds for months, Schneider said that Chisuk Emuna is in a more active fundraising and planning phase. "We'll pay for the new building with donations, fundraising activities and sale of our older property," Schneider said. "We had a moving-on-to-Green-and-Vaughn celebration over the weekend and had more fun than at any time since the fire."
He said congregation officials hope to break ground next fall.
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MOBILE, Alabama -- Government and community leaders broke ground on a $2.4 million recycling facility Friday in west Mobile at the site of the Brewer Center.
Upon completion, the 13,000-square-foot center will be open for discarding residential products. County officials expect the center to reach peak operation in its third year. At that point, an estimated 10 cars will be allowed to use the facility every hour. No industrial dumping will be allowed.
Architectural firm Driven Engineering Inc. designed the building, a one-story building with four bays in the rear. Ben M. Radcliff Contractor Inc. is the builder on the project that is expected to last nine months.
The non-profit Goodwill Easter Seals will operate and manage the recycling program.
County Commissioner Connie Hudson led the effort to build the new facility, which was aided by a federal Coastal Impact Assistance Project grant from the U.S. Department of the Interior.
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I have a US Wii which I am using in Japan. All of the controllers bought in Japan work fine with the US Wii however I tried to use a friends balance board and it didn't seem to want to sync up. The power button just kept flashing for a few seconds and stopped.
I was under the impression that accessories for Wii would work on any Wii and only games were region locked.
Can anyone throw any ideas at me?
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So the answer to the question is yes the Jap balnce board will work on a US Wii.
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December 3, 2013 - Carrie Olson
In an effort to save a little cash and to keep our sanity, we decided to have a mini-honeymoon, rather than the whole enchilada of Cabo or Maui, or one of those other wondrous locations. Lately, our spending has been focused on traveling back home to Iowa for various things, so flying isn't over sandy beaches, it's over deadened cornfields and the like. Which we are totally okay with.
So at first we decided to spend a few days on Long Island, in the Hamptons or Montauk. It would be considered off-off season, very cheap, but very little in the hotel market is open and available. We'd never been to that area before and it is on our New York bucket list. Unfortunately, it was really cold, wet and rainy and that idea just kind of flew out the window.
Nate has been crazy busy grading papers and attending school, and we really hadn't seen each other outside of watching a half hour TV show together at the end of the day. So we decided to take it easy and spend a little less money on a fancy hotel in our town. We also decided to take advantage of NYC at Thanksgiving time, so it was the Macy's Day Parade for us! We left our apartment at around 8 a.m. and meandered through the crowded streets near Herald Square. We ended up with our back against a store front a few blocks from where all the performances were. We also stood right next to a nice couple from Denver who had Iowa connections. It was fun to have people to enjoy all the action with. Basically, we spent a majority of our time trying to figure out who all the famous people on the floats were. We only were right I think twice with Kelli Pickler and the entourage that is Duck Dynasty. And we saw all the floats from Snoopy to Adventure Time, and stayed until our fingers and toes were almost numb. And while the crowds of people weren't as agitating as I thought they might be, I have a feeling we won't be doing the whole Times Square at New Years thing. Just, no.
While we stayed in our nice hotel on Thanksgiving Day, we also decided to not cook or go back to our apartment for a couple days, pretend we were in a different place (actually blocks from our home). That was all fine and dandy during the day, as many people were out for the parade and whatnot, so all of the coffee shops and cafes were open during that time period. We were filled with Dunkin' Donuts, Starbucks, but when it came to dinner, that was a head scratcher. Oh, we could have ordered room service, but when a burger is $35, I just can't justify the purchase. Nothing was open (good for them). We wandered ravenous all over town, almost breaking our no-going-back-to-the-apartment rule. We finally found a local pub that was playing football games and serving up chicken wings, so win-win.
And since we were on "vacation", and only a block away from our local mall, I did wake up super early on Black Friday and got all my Christmas shopping done. Because, I was a block a way and deals.
Hmmm, anything missing in this run-down? Oh yes, we went to Nate's first Broadway show, Jersey Boys. I kept turning to see if he was smiling and laughing, which he was. I probably looked creepy, but it was his first time and I wanted to know that he was enjoying it.
And … I decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner at our apartment, left a gas burner on for a few hours, and filled up the entire apartment with gas. So, there's that. Although we didn't end up going anywhere faraway and would love to take a trip somewhere after Nate graduates, it was just a really good time. We were able to talk, vent, put aside bill paying and homework for awhile, and remember that we just got married. It wasn't what we had planned, but I don't think I would have it any other way. (Uh, that's a total lie. If we had more money and time, we'd totally be on a beach somewhere. :) )
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Most of us heard about Al Gore's JFK-like 10 year challenge last week for "America to run 'on 100% zero-carbon electricity in 10 years." Bret Stephens wrote about it and Al Gore in his Wall Street Journal piece, Al Gore's Doomsday Clock. He wrote, "though that's just the first step on his road to 'ending our reliance on carbon-based fuels.' Serious people understand this is absurd. Maybe other people will start drawing the same conclusion about the man proposing it."
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Let them eat (and drink) ethanol ala Marie Antoinette
Marie Antoinette's "Let them eat cake" is quoted a lot these days in regard to ethanol and rising food prices. There are many interpretations as to what she meant by it--some debate whether she said it at all.
Go, Jim and Jeff, Go! Repeal those ethanol mandates
Just heard this on Mark Belling, Sensenbrenner co-sponsored a bill to end ethanol mandates:
Congressman Sensenbrenner's Town Hall Meeting
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A new high: $4.05 per gallon!
Oh, did you think I was talking about gasoline?
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Ethanol bill: Just what would be a conflict of interest?First, let me share my response from our own Governor Jim Doyle to my plea to him to oppose the ethanol mandate. Notice how the highlighted statements match rather closely to an email (in bold) from ethanol producer Paul Olsen (Senator Luther Olsen's brother).
Keep the heat on Ethanol bill: Senate short 2 votes! Update: Sen. Olsen abstains
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WARE – Changes proposed to the town's zoning bylaws, Ware officials say, would clarify restrictions on farm animals in residential areas, require roadside frontage in the industrial zone and move a 2,000-square-foot parcel containing a dilapidated building into the Millyard district.
Another amendment to the bylaw, discussed at last week's planning board public hearing, is intended to ease some of the restrictions on building a new dwelling.
That proposal "will allow people who own two or three abutting vacant lots that are either too small or have too little frontage for the zoning district to still be able to obtain building permits for single-family homes on each lot" but only when five criteria are met, the public hearing notice states.
Attending the hearing were residents who own lots adjacent to their homes which zoning bylaws and Chapter 40A of the state laws prohibit from being sold as potential home sites.
They expressed frustration that the zoning amendment does not provide them the right to sell the nonconforming lot and market that as a home site.
In response, the town's planner and community development director Karen Cullen said the town counsel's review determined that Ware cannot create zoning bylaws that conflict with Chapter 40A.
Paul Demers told the planning board that his mother purchased contiguous house lots at 16 and 18 Eagle St. in 1952 – prior to zoning regulations. Each is 100 feet by 100 feet, at 10,000 square feet.
Subsequent zoning adopted by the town placed the Demers' property in downtown residential district, which requires 8,000 square feet.
But because that zone also requires 125 feet of frontage, the Demers are prohibited from selling their adjoining property as a house lot because the frontage is 25 feet too small.
"I think it's arbitrary," Demers' wife Suzanne told the board. "That's really troublesome. We are being taxed for two separate pieces of property," she stated.
Planning board member Christopher DiMarzio agreed, but said the panel's hands are tied.
"We've been screaming for years that Chapter 40A needs to be repealed," he said, and urged them to file for a tax abatement.
In a letter to Cullen, Town Counsel David Wojcik said that if there are areas where the planning board "thinks that lot sizes should be smaller – just amending the bylaw to allow for smaller buildable lots would be a simpler and better approach."
The proposed zoning bylaw amendments require town meeting approval to take effect.
The amendment involving farm animals -- "livestock and poultry," Cullen said, would allow up to five hens -- "by right." She said any more in a residential zone would require a special permit. Roosters are prohibited, Cullen said. Other classes of fowl are limited to no more than three, she said.


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We will be going live at 5:30 PM ET with live results of tonight's UFC Fight Night 15 event, which takes place at the Omaha Civic Auditorium in Omaha, Nebraska. The broadcast of the show's main card starts at 8 PM ET on Spike TV and will be followed by the eighth season premiere of "The Ultimate Fighter".
The event is headlined by Nate Diaz taking on Josh Neer. Mac Danzig will face fan-favorite Clay Guida in the co-main event. Additional featured bouts include Nebraska native Houston Alexander against Eric Schafer and Alan Belcher meeting Ed Herman.
Be sure to leave comments throughout the night. Detailed live results are after the jump.
Round 1: Miller and Kimmons exchange on the feet to start the night off. They clinch and Kimmons shoots in for a takedown. Miller moves away and quickly takes Kimmons' back. Kimmons stands up but Miller is still able to lock-in a rear naked choke. Kimmons falls to the mat while tapping out. The end of the fight comes at the 1:27 mark of the first round.
Winner: Dan Miller - Submission (Rear Naked Choke)
Drew McFedries vs. Mike Massenzio
Round 1: After a brief feeling-out process, McFedries loads up with a big right hand and misses, allowing Massenzio to take him down. McFedries pulls guard. Massenzio swiftly moves to side control but McFedries is able to get him back into guard. McFedries postures up for a triangle but Massenzio slips out of it and moves to the north-south position. Massenzio then steps over McFedries and cranks a kimura that quickly forces him to tap. The stoppage comes at the 1:28 mark of round one.
Winner: Mike Massenzio - Submission (Kimura)
Round 1: Brilz slams Morris to the canvas to start the fight. Brilz passes Morris' guard and lands in side control. He slide Morris up against the fence and throws some punches. Morris rolls to his back and Brilz works for a choke from behind. Morris defends well and eventually Brilz just opts to pound away at Morris while still having his back. Morris scrambles and Brilz mounts him before switching to side control. Brilz pounds away with elbows before going for a keylock, which Morris gets out of. Morris gives up his back in the process and Brilz tries for an armbar as time expires. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Brilz.
Round 2: Morris cracks Brilz with a combination early. Another right lands for Morris and he shoots in for a takedown, only to be put on his back by Brilz. Morris pulls guard but Brilz quickly passes into side control once again. Brilz looks for another keylock but can't get it. Brilz lands some punches and forces Morris to give up his back. Brilz pounds away while Morris rolls to avoid the punishment. Brilz continues to score with unanswered punches while mounting Morris until the referee stops the fight at the 2:54 mark. Impressive debut for Brilz.
Winner: Jason Brilz - TKO (Strikes)
Round 1: A slow start to the fight sees each fighter measure the distance between one another. Bradley lands a stiff jab. Lauzon drops down for a heel hook but Bradley slips out. They stand back up and continue to exchange on the feet. Bradley stuns Lauzon with a right hand and puts him to a knee. Lauzon recovers and continues to throw on the feet. Lauzon lands a pair of nice combinations during the final two minutes of the round. Bradley lands a knee in the clinch but it doesn't faze Lauzon. They exchange some more until the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 for Lauzon.
Round 2: Bradley comes out with a body shot to open the round but it misses. Lauzon responds with a flurry and then takes Bradley down. Lauzon quickly mounts Bradley and Bradley gives up his back. Lauzon pounds on a defenseless Bradley and referee Josh Arney moves in to stop the fight.
Winner: Joe Lauzon - TKO (Strikes)
Wilson Gouveia vs. Ryan Jensen
Round 1: Gouveia and Jensen exchange back and forth with a mix of punches and kicks to start things off. Gouveia misses with a body kick and Jensen is able to take him down. Jensen muscles Gouveia to the cage. Gouveia slides up for an armbar but quickly transitions to a triangle. He locks it in but Jensen is able to escape. Jensen works some ground-and-pound but Gouveia pushes Jensen off of him after he attempts to posture up. They scramble and Gouveia ends up mounting Jensen. However Jensen sweeps Gouveia and ends up on top of him just before the round ends. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Jensen.
Round 2: After a brief show of respect to start the fight, the two go right back to exchanging on the feet. Both seem fatigued. Jensen lands a jab and then a low kick that inadvertently hits Gouveia's groin. The fight is stopped to allow Gouveia to recover and then restarted. Another exchange on the feet sees Jensen lands a combination and then shoot in for another takedown. Jensen works some more ground-and-pound but Gouveia catches him in an armbar. Jensen taps at the 2:04 mark of round two.
Winner: Wilson Gouveia - Submission (Armbar)
Round 1: Sakara comes out of the gate throwing high kicks that just miss the head of Vedepo. They circle some more and Vedepo shoots in for a takedown but Sakara stuffs it. Vedepo cracks Sakara with two rights while he is standing back up. Sakara shoves him away and then lands a high kick that puts Vedepo to sleep. Sakara pounces and lands another right hand before referee Yves Lavigne can step in and stop the fight. The knockout comes at 1:27 of the opening stanza.
Winner: Alessio Sakara - KO (Strikes)
Houston Alexander vs. Eric Schafer
Round 1: Schafer shoots in for a takedown early and Alexander blasts him with two huge knees. Schafer goes for a heel hook but Alexander slides out. Alexander pounds away in guard until he decides to stand up. Schafer tries a couple more takedowns but fails. They clinch for a while and separate. Schafer finally scores a takedown and passes to side control. Alexander sweeps but gets caught in a guillotine. He gets out of that but is mounted by Schafer. Alexander taking some punishment. Schafer still pounding away but Alexander avoids many of the blows. Schafer then catches Alexander in an arm-triangle and forces him to tap. The submission comes at 4:53 of the first.
Winner: Eric Schafer - Submission (Arm-Triangle)
Round 1: Belcher scores with a right hook to start things off. They clinch and exchange knees. Both going forward with the jab. Belcher lands a hard straight left and follows up with another jab and a leg kick. They clinch against the cage before separating. Belcher lands a combination and Herman responds with a right hand. Belcher stuffs a Herman takedown attempt. Herman pushes Belcher up against the cage and then finally gets Belcher on the ground. Herman works for a D'Arce choke but Belcher is able to stand up. Herman takes Belcher down again and works for the D'Arce choke until the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Herman.
Round 2: Both land with strikes early. Belcher rocks Herman with a left hook. Herman counters with a left-right combo. Herman lands an elbow inside. Belcher throws two body shots and then cracks Herman with a right. Both continue to land. Belcher lands another hard leg kick. Herman catches a kick and takes Belcher down. Herman stands up for a moment and then lands in Belcher's half-guard. Belcher stands and Herman lands two knees. Belcher just misses with a Superman punch and they swing away until the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Belcher.
Round 3: Belcher lands another right to start the round. Belcher picking Herman apart with the jab. Herman lands a jumping right. Herman backs Belcher into the corner but his takedown attempt is stuffed. They clinch but are separated by referee Dan Miragliotta. Belcher tags Herman with a straight right. Herman finally scores another takedown. Herman works some ground-and-pound but Belcher is able to stand. Belcher misses with a head kick. Herman slams Belcher down again and pins him against the cage. Herman punches away until the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Herman and the fight 29-28 Herman. The judges disagree and award the fight to Belcher. (29-28, 29-28, 28-29)
Winner: Alan Belcher - Split Decision
Mac Danzig vs. Clay Guida
Round 1: Danzig flurries to start things off. Danzig lands a high kick. Guida shoots in for a takedown but Danzig stuffs it. Danzig lands a jab. Danzig rushes Guida with a flurry and Guida responds with a swift takedown. Danzig tries a kimura but lets it go. Danzig stands up but Guida slams him down again. Danzig stands up against and drops down with a guillotine on Guida but lets go. Danzig works for an omoplata but Guida defends. Guida works for a takedown up against the cage until the round ends. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Guida.
Round 2: They exchange to start the round. Danzig scores with a high front kick and Guida chases him down with punches. Guida takes Danzig down but Danzig stands up. They go back and forth with jabs. Danzig avoids a flurry from Guida. Guida takes Danzig down once again but Danzig is still able to stand up. Danzig lands a jab. Guida gets Danzig down again during an exchange. Danzig stands and they each land a jab. Danzig backs Guida up with a right. Guida stuffs a Danzig takedown attempt. Guida takes Danzig's back and suplexs him. Guida rolls Danzig and tworks for a rear naked choke. Danzig escapes and holds on until the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Guida.
Round 3: Danzig misses with a standing axe kick and Guida pins him up against the cage during the opening seconds. Danzig works for a guillotine up against the cage. Danzig scores with consecutive leg kicks and then takes Guida down. Danzig rolls for a kimura but Guida gets out of it. Guida takes Danzig's back and then tries for a takedown. Guida takes Herman's back again. Danzig is exhausted. They stand but Guida takes Danzig down. Danzig works for a guillotine but lets go and drops down for a kimura. Guida pounds away until the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Guida and the fight 30-27 Guida. The judges agree on the winner.
Winner: Clay Guida - Unanimous Decision
Round 1: Neer scores with a leg kick and a combination to start the fight. Neer takes Diaz down and quickly works for a D'Arce choke. Diaz defends well and gets out of the hold. Diaz works for a guillotine on the ground before standing up. Neer takes his back and works for a rear naked choke but Diaz is able to escape after attempting a standing kimura. They break away from each other and exchange on the feet, each landing their fair share of strikes. Diaz executes a judo throw and slams Neer to the mat. Diaz lands in side control and Neer looks for a heel hook. Diaz escapes and then Neer tries a kneebar. Diaz steps over and takes Neer's back. Neer rolls and Diaz mounts him just before the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Diaz.
Round 2: Diaz quickly takes Neer to the ground to start the second round. Diaz tries a kneebar of his own but Neer escapes. Neer stands and takes Diaz's back and works for a rear naked choke. He nearly gets it but Diaz is able to roll out of it and pull guard. Diaz looks for a triangle but Neer shakes it off. Neer stands up and lands an axe kick to Diaz's stomach before diving back down to Diaz's guard and landing some elbows and punches. Diaz sweeps Neer only to have his back taken again. Diaz bucks Neer off of him and they stand, exchanging on the feet until the end of the round. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Neer.
Round 3: Diaz flurries and then tries for a takedown to start the final round. Neer stuffs it and tries to muscle Diaz to the ground but ends up on his back. Neer gets to his feet only to be taken down again. Diaz lands some punches and Neer rolls to his back. Diaz takes it but Neer quickly scrambles and pulls guard. Diaz mounts Neer but another scramble sees the two stand up. Diaz takes Neer down again but is eventually swept. Neer takes Diaz's back yet again but Diaz is able to shake him off. They exchange on the feet until the final seconds of the round, where Diaz scores one last takedown. MMA on Tap scores the round 10-9 Diaz and the fight 29-28 Diaz. The judges give Diaz a split decision win. (30-27, 29-28, 28-29)
Winner: Nate Diaz - Split Decision
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Fr. Thomas J. Raftery Dies Served Archdiocese for Sixty Years
Chicago, IL (May 10, 2004) - Fr. Thomas J. Raftery, pastor emeritus of Sacred Heart Church, Winnetka, died Sunday, May 9, at Little Company of Mary Hospital, where he had been taken the day before following a heart attack. Fr. Raftery was 84 years old and, though retired, was still actively serving the Archdiocese of Chicago.
A Chicago native, Fr. Raftery was ordained in 1944 by Samuel Cardinal Stritch following studies at Quigley Preparatory Seminary and the University of St. Mary of the Lake Seminary in Mundelein.
Fr. Raftery served as assistant pastor at St. Cecilia Parish on South Wells, which is now closed, for eleven years beginning in 1944. For nine years, from 1955 to 1964, he was the assistant pastor at St. Dorothy Parish on the south side. During that time, Fr. Raftery also taught religion at Mercy High School, formerly located on Prairie Avenue. He served as an assistant pastor at St. Raphael (1964-1967), Resurrection (1967-1968) and St. Thaddeus (1968-1973).
Fr. Raftery was named administrator and then pastor of Sacred Heart Parish in Winnetka in 1973. He served there for 17 years until his retirement in 1990, when he was made pastor emeritus.
Though officially retired, Fr. Raftery did not withdraw from ministry and continued until the time of his death to serve the parish and school communities of Christ the King Parish on the city's southwest side.
Visitation for Fr. Raftery will take place at Christ the King Church, 9235 S. Hamilton Ave., Chicago, from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. Tuesday, May 11, and from 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. on Wednesday, May 12. Francis Cardinal George, O.M.I., will be the main celebrant at a funeral Mass for Fr. Raftery on Wednesday at 10:30 a.m. at Christ the King Church. Interment will be at St. Mary Cemetery in Evergreen Park.


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Take a look at the record Q4 earnings. King Midas? Love ya, and agree; but where did these huge earnings come from. I also wish IBM was solving their own problems. Also with they had not sold the PC Co to Lenovo. They are out of sync with time.
Not a chance. The hw group is more likely, but even that is a 1 in a million possibility. Integrated packages are the basis of IBM's strategy, and Services provide that. Giving that up would be giving up on the company, and things are looking ok for 2008-2010 from an IBM exec perspective.
Do the math. Look at the earnings and the change in the exchange rate. If the exchange rate for the USA dollar had stayed the same in 2007 IBM would be posting earnings that are below expectation and the stock would be diving. The sub-prime mortgage mess and George W's energy policy is what helped IBM this year. It wasn't through IBM's efforts.


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By PATRICK JOHNSON
SPRINGFIELD - The Springfield Business Development District is launching a new event this week that seeks to introduce patrons to a variety of downtown restaurants and to downtown itself.
Called the Downtown Dine Around, the event allows ticket holders admission to three restaurants from 6 to 9 p.m. on Thursday,said Jeff Keck, director of the Springfield Business Improvement District.
The Dine Around accomplishes two objectives, he said.
It promotes downtown restaurants and it shows off downtown after dark, he said.
"Everyone has the perception of downtown, that it's not safe to walk downtown," he said.
The best way to counter that perception is to invite people down to see for themselves, he said.
The first-time event has been at a loss for proper description. It's been called the "Downtown restaurant crawl," and even the "a Taste of Springfield on the hoof."
Keck said it is a reversal of the traditional "taste of" format. Instead of the restaurants going to where the patrons are, the patrons are coming to the restaurants, he said.
For $35, people get admission into three restaurants. They will spend 45 minutes to an hour in each, and will circulate to all off them during the three hours.
At each stop, there is a complimentary drink and various menu items available for sampling, he said.
For example, someone could be Cafe Manhattan on Bridge Street from 6-7 p.m., , Virtuoso's from 7-8 p.m. and 350 Grill from 8-9 p.m., he said.
"And as you're walking to the next restaurant, you're going to see all these people walking to their next restaurant at the same time," Keck said.
They expect to have around 400 participants, he said.
Ticket-holders have to choose among three different circuits of three restaurants each.
Circuit one is made of Sitar Indian Restaurant on Main Street, the Student Prince Cafe and Fort Dining Room, Fort Street, and Shakago's Martini and Piano Bar on Hampden Street.
Circuit two is made of the 350 Grill and Virtuoso Restaurant on Worthington Street and Cafe Manhattan on Bridge Street.
Circuit three is made of Cafe Lebanon and McCaffrey's Public House on Main Street, and Montenia's on State St.
If the Dine Around is successful, Keck said, it might make a come back sometime in the fall, and may even become a semi-regular event.
To learn more or to order tickets, call (413) 781-1591 or go to www.SpringfieldDowntown.com


text: [[foldercontrol]][[folder:In General]]* [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Funky]]: The FUNKY DUCKMAN!** "You put your down, down. You thrust your pelvis, huh! You thrust your pelvis, huh!"[[/folder]][[folder:Season 1]]* "The Gripes of Wrath", during the climax:--> '''Duckman''': I didn't come up with any society. I just wanted better deodorant. You were the one who made up this whole new world. ''You'' screwed up, not me!\\'''Bruvenheim''': Impossible! I am infallible!\\'''Duckman''': I don't care what religion you are.** Duckmans inability to get Dr Bruvenheim's name right--> '''Duckman''': Hey, you're not Farfignewton!--> '''Bruvenheim''': Bruvenheim!** The supercomputer masquerading as Bruvenheim reveals that the real Bruvenheim has gone into hiding in a "perverse subculture full of scum and lowlives". [[TakeThat Cue a cutaway to Bruvenheim participating in Star Search]].** The supercomputer self destructing after it is unable to process the inherent paradox of the human condition of wanting things to be bad and good at the same time.** The supercomputer naming itself Loretta.* In "Psyche", it's hilarious whenever Cornfed acts out-of-character and drops his usual deadpan demeanor, which he does in the episode ''Psyche'' as well, when offered a case in which he and Duckman have to date two [[GagBoobs ridiculously large breasted women]].-->'''Cornfed:''' Duckman, we have to go. I need to learn how to awaken the sexual beast that lies dormant in every woman's soul, waiting to transform her into a creature of unbridled passion, pulling at me, tugging at me, yelling '''TAKE ME CORNFED, MAKE ME YOUR LOVE SLAVE!''' ''(Beat)'' You know, that sort of thing.** Later, after Duckman chickens out and bails on the mission...-->'''Duckman:''' Did I miss anything?\\'''Cornfed:''' We went back to their house.\\'''Duckman:''' Their house!? Details, give me details.\\'''Cornfed:''' A-frame. Two and a half baths. Exposed brick fireplace-\\'''Duckman:''' No, you idiot! What happened!?\\'''Cornfed:''' We played Twister. I lost. ''(Giggles)'' Beyond that, I am a gentleman. ''(Giggles harder)'' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to help Clasette and Fantene learn why men focus on their bodies while they sponge-wash their car in cut-offs. ''(Giggles maniacally)''* In "Gland of Opportunity", the rollercoaster ride has a halfway point for riders to get out and throw up in bathrooms.** Right before Duckman goes under from the gas, he hears the doc say, "This time, I ''know'' I'll get it right."** Duckman wussing out of going on the dangerous rollercoaster, only to instead get injured on a pathetically child friendly merry go round.** The annoying Magic Kingdom mascot who lists off a ridiculous list of rules for the park, such as "no outside food, no interracial dating and No On Proposition 24". Duckman proceeds to kick him off a ledge and proclaims "no hands!"** This line, after Cornfed derides the idea of a gland transplant creating a behavioral change:--> '''Duckman''': Can it and sell it to someone else, bacon boy. If I were interested in science, I wouldn't have spent all that classroom time in the porno arcade.* In "Ride the High School", Ajax getting "stuck" on a stopped escalator.** The hellhole that is Ajax's high school. Among the highlights: A student and teacher kissing in a locker ("It's okay, I'm her geometry teacher. Hey, I ain't in it for the ''salary''."), a huge rolling boulder of trash from the cafeteria, a gang of ''Theatre/WestSideStory''-esque hoodlums ("Cool it, daddy-o. Let's save our strength for the Sharks.") and another gang who looks like ''TheLittleRascals'', the DrivenToMadness hall monitor ("You don't have a hall pass either, DO YOU?! ''(maniacal laughter)''", and an audio ShoutOut to ''Film/ApocalypseNow'' ("The horror... the horror...").** When King Chicken reveals that the entire college campus was a ruse, and that the fellow students were merely robots:--> '''Duckman''': Even Deana, that lovely co-ed?\\'''King Chicken''': Nope. I've never been able to make breasts. She's a Muppet.\\'''Duckman''': Oh, to be Frank Oz for a day.** When King Chicken reveals his plan of getting revenge on Duckman by educating Ajax so Duckman is no longer able to relate to him, he and Bernice find a common bond: Discipline.--> '''Bernice''': You're employing objective standards instead of the coddling of the individual?\\'''King Chicken''': Why, yes.\\'''Bernice''': With attention to fundamentals, drill work, repetition?\\'''King Chicken''': Oh, yes, yes.\\'''Bernice''': Making the slow students catch up rather than slowing down the fast students?\\'''King Chicken''': Don't stop.\\'''Both''': And corporal punishment!\\'''King Chicken''': Ahhhh, the slap of a cat-o'-nine-tails on young skin.\\'''Bernice''': The heft of a new blackjack in your hand.\\'''King Chicken''': Three pound, or 5.2?\\'''Bernice''': Oh, three pound is for wimps.\\'''King Chicken''': Oh, my, you are an enchanting creature.\\'''Bernice''': ''(breathy)'' Just someone who cares.\\'''Duckman''': Uh, hello, Mr. and Mrs. Creepy! Can we get back to the subject of Ajax?!** Towards the end of the episode, Ajax can be seen giving a presentation on onomatopoeia. Later during a fight between Duckman and King Chicken that carries across the entire school, they end up crashing through a series of signs with the onomatopoeia for the sound effects that play written on them.** After spending time at the school, Ajax is sitting in a field pondering a flower and gives brief academical summary of it, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness then freaks out over his own uncharacteristic behavior]]* This line from "Not So Easy Riders"-->'''Duckman:''' Have I ever told you my father's last words to me?-->'''Cornfed:''' Um, [[FridgeHorror "Careful, son, I don't think the safety's on"]]?-->'''Duckman:''' ''Before'' that!** From the same episode, when Duckman and Cornfed are surrounded by a gang of angry bikers, and Duckman accidentally turns on a SuspiciouslySimilarSong to Tequila.-->'''Cornfed:''' Duckman, maybe you should try distracting them by doing what [[PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee Wee Herman]] did in that movie.\\'''Duckman:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms First of all, I don't think it's appropriate! Second...I'm not really in the mood.]]\\'''Cornfed:''' Not that movie, [[PeeWeesBigAdventure the movie he starred in.]]\\'''Duckman:''' OH, haha...I knew that.** Duckman going on a MushroomSamba after eating some old canned chili.* The Mockumentary episode ''American Dicks'' is pretty much one long Crowning Moment, but a few special mentions are needed. For example, Duckman attempting to come off like an expert detective to the camera, while overlooking or ignoring ridiculously obvious clues and leads to the case of the episode, finding the kidnapped mayor of the city. Among other things, he doesnt notice a picture of the mayor being held hostage by baseball manager Lance Le Francis on a milk carton he's drinking from, and doesnt notice the mayor being dragged kicking and screaming into a van across the street until Cornfed points it out to him.** Can't forget [[ConfessionCam the interview]] the American Dicks cameraman has with Cornfed.--> '''Cornfed''': Have you ever realized you were living in a deep dank abyss, causing you to roam the world for five years until you end up becoming the chef of a Tibetan monastery?\\'''Camera Man''': I just asked what kind of detective Duckman is.\\'''Cornfed''': Oh... I have some clothes in the dryer.** Ajax: "My dad swatted my face with a broom once. Of course, I was eating from the dustpan at the time."** When Honiss is approached by a woman with a sick kid:--> '''Woman''': He's your biggest fan. If you could just sign his oxygen tank, "Keep on fighting, little slugger. This one's going extra innings.", it would make his day.\\'''Honiss''': That's five bucks a word for the inscription and ten for the signature.\\'''Woman''': Oh. ''(leaves)''** The scene in the court room:--> '''Judge''': Court is in session! And allow me to introduce some close personal friends - American Cops, American Dicks, American Stenographers, American Court Janitors and our very own slap-happy singleton! *courtroom cheers*** The cameraman accidently walking into the office next to Duckmans, which turns out to house an erotic massage parlor.** Duckman not noticing that his car has been stripped clean of parts while they were gone, including ''the exterior''. The only part he notices is askew is that his car refreshener is gone, until he finds it on the floor.** The cameraman tripping over Ajax who is bending down to pick up what he thinks is a chocolate bar from the ground, and accidently smashes into Duckman with the camera.--> '''Ajax''': ...ew, this isnt a chocolate bar...* "It's the Thing of the Principal": When Duckman visits Ajax's school, some soldiers are nearby:--> '''Soldier''': ''(on the phone)'' Yes sir, I'll tell 'em the good news! ''(hangs up)'' Boys, we're goin' to Bosnia!\\''(everyone cheers)''* "Cellar Beware": Terry Duke Tetzloff's [[BlackComedy sales pitch]] for the Interlopen Fuehrer 1500 home security system. Doubly funny is how it's John Astin voicing Terry, who's better known as Gomez Addams.--> '''Terry''': ''(showing slides)'' And then, he took the electric carving knife, cut her into little pieces, and fed her to his dog. And as for the rest of the orphans...\\''(group gasps in shock; one guy says, "Oh my GOD!")''\\'''Terry''': ...[[TakeOurWordForIt Well, it wasn't pretty]], and all because they didn't have the Interlopen Fuhrer 1500 home security system. ''(turns off the slides, leaving the room pitch black)'' But, hey, I'm not here to scare you. I'm just warning you what can happen when you value $5,999.95 ''(turns the lights back on)'' more than you do the safety of your own children. ''(pinches Ajax's cheek)''** Bernice resorting to capturing the rest of the family in a net just so she can get them to cooperate with her for holding the block association party.** The bit about the malfunctioning doorbell.--> '''Bernice''': Duckman, did you remember to fix that short in the doorbell?--> *the light flickers as a man screams in pain offscreen*--> '''Duckman''': Seems to be working fine.** Duckmans "secret drink", which is really [[GargleBlaster Formula 409]]. Bernice forcefeeds some to Duckman to show its safe to drink.** The implication that Duckman has stolen all the family's belongings from their neighbors, including ''the dog''.[[/folder]][[folder:Season 2]]* In "Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.", when three top-heavy women visit Duckman's office:--> '''Woman''': What ''do'' you do here?\\'''Duckman''': I look at breasts. Y-and I'm, I'm a detective. Heh heh. But, mainly the breast thing.** Said women arent exactly the brightest bulbs in the bucket either. When they're introducing themselves, the blonde actually forgets her own ''name'', then ends up telling them her name is Cornfed, because he just said it.** After Duckman complains about getting a $200 parking ticket for parking in a handicapped space.-->'''Duckman:''' So what? Mo one notices, except the people who are supposed to park there. And hell, I can outrun them any day.\\'''Cornfed:''' Extra police are here because the President is touring the neighborhood today. Perhaps they thought you looked suspicious.\\'''Duckman:''' Suspicious? Me? Ridiculous. ''[[NotHelpingYourCase (reads a copy of "Bitter Crazed Loner Monthly", which has a swastika on the front page)]]''** The would-be assassin that Duckman accidently stops.--> '''Crazed Gunman''': ''Make the rabbits leave me alone!!!''** "While the world watched, the life of the most important person on the planet who isn't me was saved by one man, Duckman. An exclusive today on ''Geofredo'', an episode that's so important, half of it will be commercials. Back in seven minutes."** Duckman giving a long-winded speech about heroism and duty while visiting a GeraldoRivera-type show, only for the host to reveal that he has taped footage of Duckmans ACTUAL actions during the attempted assassination (he was groping two of the women fawning over the president and got slapped into the assassin). * From "Days of Whining and Neurosis", when Duckman first arrives at the Dr. Milo rehab center:--> '''Red Herring''': Cyrus Red Herring, [=McGuffin=] Security. Are you rich?\\'''Duckman''': No.\\'''Red Herring''': Famous?\\'''Duckman''': No.\\'''Red Herring''': Ever been sexually involved with a political candidate?\\'''Duckman''': No, but I did get approached by an Arkansas state trooper a few years back.** Cornfed is MrExposition on the Dr. Milo rehab center:--> '''Cornfed''': As you'll see, they treat a wide variety of addictions here. Most often, however, they like to group patients by profession. For instance, this is the Entertainment Industry wing, Television Subsection. Child stars, writers over 25, development executives... actually someone ''else'' gets addicted for them, then they take credit for it. This special section is for celebrities actually addicted to checking in to rehab clinics. With this class of clientele, naturally, they run into scheduling problems. So they have "drive-thru rehab" for busy Type A's who just don't have two weeks to give up.** When an undercover Cornfed introduces himself to the therapy group:--> '''Cornfed''': My name is Dr. Gelman.\\'''Duckman''': No you're not.\\'''Cornfed''': Yes I am.\\'''Duckman''': No you're not.\\'''Cornfed''': Yes I ''am''.\\'''Duckman''': What are ya talking about?! You're-\\ '''Cornfed''': (grabbing Duckman's bill) My name is Dr. Gelman, Dr. NATHAN GELMAN. ''Nobody'' knows me here, so I'm introducing myself!\\'''Duckman''': Oh OHHHHHHH! Nice to ''meet'' you, Dr. Cornfed!\\'''Cornfed''': (sighs angrily)** Duckmans attempting to escape from the therapy group to go indulge in his various addictions, and Cornfed's increasingly elaborate attempts at keeping him there.** Roulette, an expy of Andrew Dice Clay, is accused of murdering Dr. Milo:--> '''Roulette''': What'd, they bus you in from a head injury ward? Milo made me confront my anger. Showed me it's wrong to hate those who are different than me except for homo, saggy-breasted women's libbers and those third world types with funny accents.\\'''Cornfed''': Thank you, Roulette, for expressing what millions of white trash neo-Nazis would love to say if they could hide behind the First Amendment under the guise of comedy.** Senator Stephen Stark, who in his own words, "likes to lie, cheat, steal and fondle everyone within reach".--> '''Duckman''': Join the club!--> '''Stark''': I did, its called the Senate!** Dr Milo designed a mechanical senate page who gives Stark an electric shock every time he tries to grope him.--> '''Cornfed''': Aversion therapy. By associating pain with a specific pleasure, you'll be conditioned not to do it again.\\'''Stark''': I doubt it, he's so damn cute!** When Bernice and the kids visit Duckman (though it's more to spot all the celebrities in the rehab clinic):--> '''Mambo''': And here comes rock star Stash.\\'''Charles''': People Magazine voted him most addicted man in America.\\'''Stash''': ''(sounding exactly like Ajax)'' Hi, kids. Nice of you to come by and see your dod.\\'''Ajax''': Whoa. Sounds like all those years of being fried really took their toll.** How Bernice and the kids gained access to the clinic - they disguised themselves as ''The Osmonds''.** Red Herring from MacGuffin Security deciding not to press charges against Duckman because "its enough punishment just being him".** The list of therapy groups the resort offers, which includes ''sniffing bowling shoes''.* In ''America the Beautiful'', Duckman and Cornfed search for a model named America, and her former boyfriends who represent different decades of history. When entering a place called Appleville, a black and white town representative of the 1950's, all of the color leaks out of Duckman and Cornfed.-->'''Cornfed:''' [[DoubleEntendre It appears they don't allow people of color in this community.]]** In the same scene, the two talking to Wilbur Nelson about America:--> '''Wilbur''': Afraid I haven't seen America for quite some time, friend, but, oh, what memories. When we met, she was wholesome, innocent, and knew her place. We used to spend entire evenings together, our TV dinners on trays in front of that glorious tube, watching warm, idealized families and non-threatening singing and dancing minorities. But then she started asking me things like what time I'd be home, or why she couldn't have a say in decisions. ''(chuckles)'' Imagine a woman questioning ''my'' authority.** And during all this, Duckman is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent coughing violently in the background for screwing up smoking a pipe.]]** The [[WallStreet Gordon Gecko]]-expy they visit who is the last of America's exes. * In "The Germ Turns", Duckman starts over-compensating for his lackluster parenting, and one big highlight is when he joins Ajax at football practice:--> '''Duckman''': ''(shouting so loudly that the other players can hear)'' I agree with you, Ajax: Those other players are a bunch of brainless, knuckle-dragging bohunks who get over-excited about showering together because they were emotionally shattered when they found out their mothers do it for doughnuts! Well put, son!** Cut to Ajax lying in the hospital.--> '''Ajax''': Luckily, thanks to some non-FDA approved drugs, I'll be up again by tomorrow. Unfortunatly, thats when the football team said they'd be by to beat me up again.** The kids being driven to attempted suicide by Duckmans overbearing parenting.--> '''Duckman''': Heh, kids and their cute little deathgames.** Duckmans first attempt at looking like a good dad, playing catch with them... in the middle of the night.--> '''Bernice''': Have you flipped your flop?! Its pitch black outside!* In ''In The Nam Of the Father'' Duckman shows up to work wearing a coat made from a baby seal pelt, ''with a baby seal head still attached to the shoulder''. Fluffy and Uranus scream in horror. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then Duckman reveals he's also wearing underwear made from spotted owls]]** The hilariously offensive Vietnam War-based theme park, which includes a spookhouse with the theme "Long National Nightmare" and a "bomb the hut" game.** The movie director's insistence that he use real ammunition in his movies, not blanks.* "Clip Job": The montage of Duckman saying "What the hell are YOU staring at?!"[[/folder]][[folder:Season 3]]* "Forbidden Fruit": In addition to being awesome, Fluffy and Uranus' [[ClusterFBomb epic cuss-out of Duckman]] is just so jarring and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness unexpected]] that it's hilarious.** Earlier in the episode, the two are sleeping in a bunk bed with him, and hear a thumping noise, and their pupils immediately shrink to pinpoints. Turns out, he was playing with a ball and paddle.** The various applicants for the nanny job that Bernice rejects, including a MonsterClown, Music/MichaelJackson , and a devil worshipper. Duckman had no problem with that last one.--> '''Bernice''': Duckman, he was wearing an ''I Heart Satan''-T Shirt!--> '''Duckman''': Bernice, I never thought you'd be one to discriminate based on religion. When he's done slaughtering that chicken, he could sue!* "The Color of Naught": When King Chicken is asked why he did his evil plan, he starts to talk but is interrupted by a news bulletin:--> '''News anchor''': Creator/TimCurry, the celebrated stage and screen actor has been reported missing by the Los Angeles police. A note left at the recording session for tonight's episode of the heavily praised, yet seldom watched, ''Duckman'' series simply said, "I'm going somewhere where they'll never again make me do the speech about how Duckman isolated me as a child so now I'm going to isolate him. Mwa-ha-ha. Buck, buck, buck." Now, back to the program.* "A Room With a Bellevue", Duckman's [[OverlyLongGag long rant to the two psychiatrists]], perhaps his most epic rant in the entire series:--> '''Duckman''': Parking. And driving and shopping and eating and working. Somewhere, somehow, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore. Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Waring Blender of a world? Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt. ''(nostalgic)'' Ah, you never forget your senior prom. ''(back to annoyed)'' You think I'm sick? Well, the only disease I've got is modern life: A schnut-busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of letdowns, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze-outs, sellouts, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like say if some nymphomaniac telephone operators with the muscle control of Rumanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts, 'cause some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking, cab-jockey slams his Checker up your hatchback, and the cab is owned by some pinata-spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete. And even with all this, ''with all this!'', I ''still'' drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for ''one'' more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway, 'cause some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult! So, does ''anybody'' really wonder why ''anybody'' is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem ''de-ranged''?! ({{Beat}}) ...But, ''(chuckles)'' that's probably nothing you haven't heard a hundred times before.** At the beginning of the episode, after Duckman oversleeps due to Ajax not waking him up at 7:00 like he asked him to (he was watching the blinking "12:00" on the VCR and thought it was the real time).-->'''Duckman:''' If I don't call the governor in time with this new evidence I found, they're gonna give a wrongly-accused killer the chair! ''[[BlackComedy (the lights flicker)]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh well, back to bed.]]** Duckman's sitting in traffic and his window's open. A bunch of insects cover his head, and he deadpans, "Note to self: No more meat-flavored cologne."** And why he's in the asylum to begin with? For ranting in public ''without a starched collar''. He gets a faceful of mace when he shouts about how idiotic such a law is.* "Apocalypse Not": When a huge burst of water is headed for the townspeople in the sewer:--> '''Cornfed''': That's either 800 tons of raging destructive flood water, or Rush Limbaugh on rollerblades.\\'''Bernice''': ''(annoyed)'' Oh will you stop with your dry little pig jokes?\\'''Cornfed''': Everyone thinks your butt is huge.* "The Mallardian Candidate": The conversation between Bernice and the twins that Duckman and Cornfed overhears with their spy equipment about why they have to use a laundromat.--> '''Bernice''': The washing machine is broken. If I didnt know better I'd say someone tried to sit on it with the flaps open.--> '''Mambo''': Why do I think this involves that deranged pervert who calls himself our father?--> '''Charles''': Except its hard to imagine that he could sink any lower in his pathetic attempts at fulfilling his grotesque and unspeakable physical needs.--> '''Duckman''': *back in the van* I cant belive they talk that way behind my back!--> '''Corned''': Its what they say to your face.--> '''Duckman''': I know! You'd think they'd at least change a word or two!** During the brainwashing part, Duckman is told by Ajax, "The human body is not for eating." and later, "The human body is mostly not for eating."* The beginning of ''Pig Amok'', with Duckman attempting to comfort Miss Liebner at her husbands funeral:--> '''Duckman''': Your husband was a good man who always put his family first. In fact, it was out of concern for you that he concealed his rampant homosexuality! The last thing he said to me was "Duckman, don't tell my wife" *the widow starts bawling* He was protecting you, he was afraid you'd think you drove him to it, but you didn't. He said he [[CrossesTheLineTwice stopped caring about you years before he even slept with a man!]] *Bernice smacks Duckman into a stained glass window*\\'''Bernice''': There there, its alright. You can take some comfort in knowing that Duckman will be put in a box and buried six feet under some day too. ''Tonight maybe, after he falls asleep!''** When Cornfed arrives at the funeral.-->'''Cornfed:''' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Pant pant, wheeze, deep breath.]] Pardon my tardiness ladies and gentlemen, I've been vomiting violently all morning, my septum is severely deviated, and I've already passed three- '''EEEEEYAAAAAAA!''' Four, very large kidney stones. Also I've got a bitch of an ice cream headache. Well, I'm sure if Harry could see how many of you came out on this solemn occasion, the first thing he'd say would be ''(Begins convulsing)'' honey horn dog! Butt...bongo ribbed and lubricated for that feel of real!\\'''Funeral-Goers:''' ''(Gasp)''\\'''Cornfed:''' Ahem, I'm sorry, that was highly inappropriate. LOOOOIIIIN KING! Rear admiral! Squeal like a pig, '''REEEEE!'''\\'''Funeral-Goers:''' ''(Gasp)''\\'''Cornfed:'''...So, uh, we are here in Harry Leibner's honor. On her! Off her! On her, off her, yee-ha, YEE-HA, '''YEE-HAAAA!'''...To share our memories. Memories, mammaries, great big swollen mammaries, meat melons, rib balloons, potent pigs from the past FOR 100 ALEX!** Later in the scene: "MASTICATE MY HARD MONKEY POGO!!!"** The origin of Cornfed's disease - its a curse put upon his family by a tribe of South Pacific tribesmen after his ancestor accidently insulted the chief's daughter.--> '''Documentary Narrator''': While meeting with the village elder, he tells Cornfed "This is my only daughter, isnt she beautiful?" But Cornfed speaks only a little of the tribes language, and interprets it as [[OhCrap "I would consider it a great honor if you pretended to make loud donkey noises and pretend to vomit at my feet"]]. [[{{Understatement}} The results are disastrous.]]** The same documentary has a parody of Civil War letters:--> '''Ulysses S. Grant''': "I seek a favor, old friend. Relations with the savage tribes of Massapequa are at an impasse, and we are sorely in need of the whale bone mines they control. Our corset industry depends on you, Cornfed. Love to Melville. President Ulysses S. Grant, White House, Washington D.C., E-mail: email@example.com."* "The Once and Future Duck": The various [[FutureMeScaresMe future versions]] of Duckman are hilarious simply because [[NoodleIncident you wonder what on earth led to his]] becoming a psychiatrist (or psychopath), a SassyBlackWoman version of himself, or getting an I-Beam lodged through his skull.** Or the Duckman who had Bernice's head transplanted on his body. When he shows up, he looks half dead.--> '''Bernice!Duckman''': [[FateWorseThanDeath Kill me, kill me please...]]** At one point, JamesMadison drops in to clear up some points about the Constitution - Duckman is as shellshocked as the audience.** [[NoIndoorVoice I'M NOT FROM ANY PARTICULAR TIME! I'M "SPEAKS UNNATURALLY LOUD DUCKMAN!" WHERE I COME FROM EVERYONE TALKS LIKE THIS."]]* "They Craved Duckman's Brain!": Duckman is being held hostage by Roland Thompson, and at one point Roland goes to the bathroom during his [[MotiveRant rant]]. Duckman just sits there looking bored, and when Roland exits the bathroom:--> '''Roland''': Phew! I was afraid while I was in there, you'd escape.\\''(Duckman realizes what an idiot he was and [[FacePalm slaps his head]])''* "The Road to Dendron":--> '''Duckman''': (to a woman) Do you know where I can find some hookers?\\(the woman punches him in the face and walks away)\\'''Duckman''': Hey, if you don't speak English, just say so!** Duckman and Cornfed look for Ajax in a large group of baskets; Duckman finds him, and Cornfed asks how Duckman found him so fast, but quickly pinches his nose and says, "Nevermind."** When Cornfed and Duckman are being hauled through the desert by the guards, they spot Princess Fallopia taking a bath in a waterfall:--> '''Cornfed''': [[CaptainObvious I think she's naked.]]\\'''Duckman''': She wears it well.** When Duckman is dragged away by guards:--> '''Conrfed''': ''(dancing)'' The princess loves meeee! The princess loves meee! ''(later, Cornfed is tired from dancing)'' Princess... loves mee... ''(falls to the ground)'' What am I doing? Dancing for four days, forgetting about Ajax and Duckman. Why would I behave so carelessly, so unlike myself?\\'''Narrator''': The password is: "Bad writing."\\'''Cornfed''': No woman is worth jeopardizing your friends' lives for, except Elle [=MacPherson=] or Julie Moran from [[Series/EntertainmentTonight ET]]. Or Martha Stewart. Mmm.** "[[LampshadeHanging Why did I put in that waterslide?]] After them!"** "Look! An approaching camel! We've got to somehow swing ourselves onto it as it comes rushing by!" ''(the camel plods REALLY slowly into camera, and Duckman, Cornfed, and Ajax easily hop on its back)''* "The Longest Weekend": When Tad Venom tries to torture Duckman and company, he presses the button but it does other things instead, like opening and closing the garage door.--> '''Tad''': Damn! Nothing works right since Windows '95!** North Phlegm and Dutch Elm Street can't agree on the type of table to have the surrender negotiations at, and throw out various odd designs for tables (octangular, rhomboid, tetragon, dodecagon, and trapezohedron). The final design for the table is shaped like an amoeba.* "The Amazing Colossal Duckman" features Duckman growing to immense sizes as he gets angrier and angrier. Knowing this would get him out of the house, Bernice deliberately sets him off by things like stabbing his foot with a pitchfork and tying his fingers together. Thus, when Duckman says his goodbyes to his family and sets off for his self-imposed exile, [[TheDogBitesBack he flicks Bernice off the roof]].** Duckman's parting advice to his sons consists of "There is nothing an ointment won't cure."** After Duckman laments about how being gigantic has made him a freak, Gecko appears standing on his hind legs and smoking a bubble pipe, sayin "Are you?"* "Cock Tales For Four": King Chicken and Duckman's huge simultaneous belch (followed by the two laughing hysterically) at the end of act two.** Duckman throwing Ajax out of the car on the way to his new girlfriends house, because due to Ajax weird accent, he misunderstands Ajax saying her name, mistaking "Tamy" for [[MistakenForGay "Tommy"]]. Not out of homophobia, but because he's afraid women will think it runs in the family and he has hard enough a time to get women as it is.[[/folder]][[folder:Season 4]]* "Dammit, Hollywood" starts with Duckman getting chewed out by moviegoers after seeing ''[[Film/FreeWilly Lickety-Split's Oily Adventure]]'' for, among other things, [[ExcrementStatement urinating on the screen]] while screaming "Swim in ''this'', Lickety!"-->'''Cornfed:''' On the bright side, they hit you harder in ''[[Film/ALittlePrincess Little Princess]]''.** Shortly after that, Duckman goes to complain to the theater manager.-->'''Duckman:''' Are you the manager?-->'''Manager:''' No, I beat him senseless with my bare hands, then dumped his cement-laden body into a nearby lake just so I could wear his nametag.-->'''Duckman:''' ''(beat)'' You're an odd little man, but you got away with a witty retort.* "All About Elliott": When [[TheChewToy Fluffy and Uranus]] get ''[[IAmAHumanitarian eaten]]'' by Duckman and are left traumatized by the end of it.--> '''Fluffy and Uranus''': "[[MadnessMantra Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us]]"* In "Role With It", Cornfed ends up having to drive cross-country with Fluffy and Uranus. He rejoins the rest of the group, looking rather crazed and the duo nowhere in sight.--->'''Duckman:''' Glove compartment?\\'''Cornfed:''' Tailpipe. And I paid the valet to run the engine an extra five minutes.* From "Ajax and Ajaxer":-->'''Duckman:''' Why, I bet a kid, [[AntiRoleModel thinking I was a role model]] and wanting to imitate my behavior, could easily steal sodas from a vending machine... too. ''DO IT! [[NoFourthWall Do it now, kids!]] Stick it to the man! [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHA]]!!''\\''(Cornfed is handed some Censor Notes)''\\'''Cornfed:''' "But of course, [[AndThatWouldBeWrong that would be wrong]]."* In "Bonfire of the Panties", Cornfed and Charles/Mambo communicate telepathically, with Cornfed admitting that he doesn't use his power very often because of a traumatic incident years ago. Flashback to Cornfed meeting Willard Scott and shaking his hand, only to convulse when he reads Scott's apparently disturbing thoughts.** This out-of-nowhere moment:--> '''Ben Franklin''': The jig is up! Run, wastebasket, run!* "Haunted Society Plumbers": The ridiculously long name of Duckman and Cornfed's business, which they repeat many times: A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing.--> '''Duckman''': [[LampshadeHanging Come on, we don't even have a plot yet.]]** The ending, where a BedsheetGhost scares away Duckman and Cornfed to eat their donuts and is revealed to be none other than [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]]].-->[[spoiler: '''Homer:''']] [[BorrowedCatchphrase What the hell are you staring at?]]** Even better, the end credits feature audio bloopers of [[spoiler: Homer]] saying the line wrong.* "You've Come a Wrong Way, Baby": There's a moment when Duckman and Agnes are on the lam, handcuffed together, and Agnes hurts herself and can't go on. Duckman decides to lift her and carry her, but she misinterprets it at first:--> '''Agnes''': No offense, Duckman, but I'm not in the mood for sex.** Tony Randall's appearance at the end, complete with a "footnote" from the producers saying that his voice is being impersonated [[labelnote:Note]]by Creator/MauriceLaMarche[[/labelnote]] because "Mr. Randall never returned our phone calls."* This string from "Das Sub" when Duckman first meets the class he has to teach for community service: --> '''Duckman''': You're lucky I never hit a lady who makes my Noam Chomsky.\\'''Student 1''': Degrading sexist remark noted!\\'''Duckman''': Ohhhhh yeah. Who's real ''now'', Dexter? This scene is real gone, baby. I am, into, it ''all'', dig? Ohhh, hep, ''very'', hep.\\'''Student 2''': ....Do you need a shot of insulin or something?\\'''Duckman''': I don't DO that crap. I'm clean. What are ''you'' into, hmmm? Shiners? Boom-booms? Rippos? Calistogan canoe wax? Sinuvian swamp weed? Latter-batter? Bud bugs? Spot foxy? Or is... booger-sugar your "lady"?*** Duckman insists on treating his community service like the movie ''DangerousMinds''. In his defense, the school IS a dilabidated slum. Unfortunatly, the class HE'S teaching are all college-bound honor students.** Duckman making a complete mockery of his trial, and the judge getting angrier and angrier. First of all, his defense is nothing but him listing the plot for the various ''{{Leprechaun}}'', ''PuppetMaster'' and ''ManiacCop'' movies, and he keeps adressing the jury despite the fact that this is a ''civil trial'' and thus there is no jury. --> '''Judge''': For the LAST TIME, there IS no jury!! *points to the jury stand which is empty*--> '''Duckman''': *pauses, covers one eye with his hand, then uncovers it* Man, I knew I was drunk, but I must be ''DRUNK''!** The judge finally gets sick of Duckmans disrespectful and nonsensical behavior and sentences him to 4000 hours of community service, and tells the bailif to shoot him unless Duckman isnt gone in 10 seconds.[[/folder]]


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I have heard several people talking about getting a SAR back after appying for financial aid--what is it?
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Student Aid Report...lists your EFC and everything.
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Grab your bed roll and join in the fun at BYOBed, an overnight music, theater, dance, burlesque and film event, which runs from 9 p.m. Saturday (Oct. 20) to 7 a.m. Sunday (Oct. 21) at Michalopoulos Studio, 527 Elysian Fields Ave. Dancer Reese Johanson, the progenitor of the sandman-defying event promises that accommodations will be available for sleepy attendees.
Johanson said the BYOBed arty slumber party idea came about like so:
She first envisioned inviting several fellow performers to participate in an evening of avant music and dance.
"I just wanted to have some fun, to engage with people whose work I like," she said. The lengthy event would take place in the enormous studio of Johanson's husband, famed painter and sculptor James Michalopoulos. The fly in the ointment was the blare of amplified music which would bleed into the surrounding residential Marigny neighborhood.
To get around the potential problem, Johanson invested in 150 sets of "silent disco" earphones that allow individuals to experience plentiful volume, without bothering those slumbering in nearby houses. Once noise pollution was no longer a concern, Johanson realized that the music could go on around the clock.
"But what if people get tired?" she asked herself. The solution was simple; they could bring their own beds.
Of course, she said, no one is required to stay the whole night. She expects the audience to ebb and flow as the hours go by. Food and refreshments will be available, including a "sumptuous surprise" on Sunday morning.
Tickets are $12 in advance, $16 at the door, $8 after 1 a.m. The price to reserve space for a bed is $120 which includes tickets for 6. Buy tickets at artist inc. or write to email@example.com. Call: 504.934.6565.
Johanson, a graduate of the The National Shakespeare conservatory in New York, will perform at various times during the night with her theatrical dance troupe The Reese Johanson Collective. Here's the rest of the lineup:
9 – 9:30 Elektrik Zoo music videos and projections
9:30 --10 Reese Johanson Collective dance and theater performance
10:00 – 10:30 Rob Cambre, experimental electric guitar and George Melies' film "Le Voyage dan la Lune."
10:30 – 11 Helen Gillet, cello and toys
11 -- 12 a.m. Trixie Minx, burlesque dance; The White Beach musical trio with Chris Herbeck Films; Bella Blue "steals away with an amateur group from the audience for some Burlesque 101."
12 a.m. -- 1 a.m. NOLA Cherry Bombs, local women's marching group and The Ratty Scurvics Trio. Watch the Scurvics video below.
1 a.m. -- 2 a.m. MC Trachiotomy, electronic dance music; Reese Johanson Collective dance/theater; Sex Party, hip hop/punk rock band.
2 a.m. – 3 a.m. Sundog, multi-instrumentalist and Daneeta Jackson sound-activated video projections
3a.m. -- 4:30 a.m. DJ Skratchere
4:30 a.m. -- 5 a.m. Schitzomoffett, DJ
5—5:30 a.m. -- Reese Johanson Collective and Federico Fellini's film, "8 1/2"
5:30 a.m. -- James Singleton and Justin Peake, jazz duo and Anrea Dupree films


text:
A Des Moines hazmat crew was called to the U.S. Courthouse Annex Monday afternoon.
The building is located at 110 East Court Ave., just across the street from the Des Moines Police Department.
Crews were called to the scene at 1:47 p.m. on a report of an "unknown chemical."
Crews tested the substance and said it posed no threat. The substance was a painkiller that was ground up and put in with a letter received at an office.