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Now that Cisco Live US 2016 is winding down, we're going full steam ahead with our CCIE Data Center version 2.0 Blueprint updates. For those of you that haven't seen it, my live blog of the CCIE DCv2 Techtorial @ Cisco Live US 2016 can help to answer some additional questions about the exam content and format changes.
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Final Update - UCS M4308 is no longer part of the topology (device is End of Sale). The official blueprint has been updated to include the following software packages and versions:
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Update 8 – 14:08PDT - Access to ESXi, VCenter, and CIMC will be allowed in v2 lab exam for troubleshooting tasks such as Nexus 1000v.
Update 7 – 14:03PDT - UCS Central will be tested on in the lab.
Update 6 – 13:55PDT - UCS will be running 3.x, not 2.x as currently listed on the blueprint.
Update 5 – 11:30PDT - Starting Storage Networking now. Interested to see what the scope is going to be now with the MDSes removed and the N9K's added.
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The Chicago Bears kept their fans in the loop in 2012 during the search for a new general manager, but the team won't conduct business that way as it scours the NFL for a new head coach.
A team spokesman says it's unlikely the Bears will announce finalists during the search for a successor to Lovie Smith as the team plans to maintain its policy adopted during the search of not commenting on any aspect of the process.
A little more than a year ago the club announced four finalists for its vacant GM job before settling on Phil Emery.
So the possibility remains the team could eventually announce finalists, but at this stage in the process that's unlikely with Emery finishing up a plethora of interviews with candidates over a span of approximately two weeks.
Of the 13 known candidates for the Bears head coaching job, four coached for teams that lost in the divisional round; a group consisting of four offensive coordinators in Seattle's Darrell Bevell, Houston's Rick Dennison, Green Bay's Tom Clements and Mike McCoy of the Denver Broncos.
The losses by those teams should open availability for those coaches to talk more in the coming days, with Emery expected to move into the next phase of the process, where it's expected he'll pick two to three finalists for second interviews that will also involve team president Ted Phillips and Bears chairman George McCaskey.
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ACORN whistleblower Anita MonCrief--who has an ax to grind but has presented accurate information--offers more details about the agreement between Forest City Ratner to bail out the struggling national organization ACORN, headed on an interim basis by Bertha Lewis, who as head of New York ACORN signed the controversial Atlantic Yards housing agreement with the developer.
MonCrief suggests the deal was approved after the fact.
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Careful review of the loan agreement shows that a letter was sent to ACORN dated August 19, 2008 from Forest City Ratner that stated Forest City Ratner would make a loan to ACORN in the amount of 1 million dollars and give ACORN Institute 300,000 now and 100,000 in August of 2009 and 2010. What is even more interesting is the date on the signed agreement between Bertha Lewis and FCR, September 4, 2008 (for copies of the contract please email me). According to emails that I have in my possession, Bertha Lewis confirmed the loan to the New York Times on September 25, 2008, and she stated that the loan was signed on September 8, 2008 and dispersed around September 12, 2008.
I haven't seen those emails (yet), but if Lewis said the loan was signed September 8, then she apparently was, as MonCrief details, misleading some members of her board.
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The $1 million loan, half delivered 8/1/08 and the other half on 10/1/08, was granted at an annual interest rate of 4.58%, with 36 monthly payments from 6/1/09 through 5/31/11, according to a document MonCrief forwarded. If ACORN missed payments, after 30 days the interest rate would rise to an annual rate of 18%.
That number dismayed some people. MonCrief quotes a board member's email recounting a discussion of the loan:
There then arose a discussion regarding the ability to pay the loan off, especially since if the loan payment was late, the interest rate would go up to 18%.
Given the concerns raised, it's worth clarifying whether the board did approve the deal before it was signed.
Forest City Ratner gave a $300,000 grant for the first year and then $100,000 in the second year, so those donations could essentially cover the first year (and more) of loan repayments.
What about the Times?
Moreover, though the New York Times, according to MonCrief, knew of the deal, the newspaper neglected to write about it. However, as I detailed last month, the Times wrote about a roughly equivalent bailout of ACORN.
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I see a lot of posts about a bber size, weight or how much he or she weighed at a show.
I will be honest and pull the plug here. Not to start anything just a cold hard fact. Remember I have done 15 shows (only 4 were in a w/c) and preped for 2 guest posing.
I bber don't really care about his weight it is only a tracking tool. Everything is how you look in the mirror.
Show day your weight is nothing unless you are borderline for a weight class. Also your weight will all depend on when and how you carb up and your water intake.
Everyone that don't compete and even some beginers think you cut water a few days out and carb load the night before. This is far from the truth.
It may work for some but not all. Some guy it worked for years ago, got it in a mag with a interview and *BBOOOMMM* its the thing all do. NOT.
Peek week for everyone is diffrent bringing things like your weight and size diffrent each day pre show, diffrent for everyone.
I will blow some minds here. Body manipulation example.
April 2011- Centeral USA on the left, Sep 2011- Cardinal on right.
16" arms day before the Buckeye(left), 15" day before the Cardinal(right).(yes a full inch smaller from a full depleation, were in April when I didn't depleate) (Pic's is un-altered, just a prime example of carb swelling and look over tape or scale)(I know my arms sweld well above 16" show day.)
I only measured for tracking fullness the day before the show. I also use a thumping method. Accusal arm size this measurement would be FALSE and a bogus reading due to how I personally do my show prep.
Fully deplete your muscles of Glycogen for a few days and they will suck up 4X what they will normally hold for a short time. (1 day). Called "Carbing up" but done wrong or not fully depleted you do whats known as spilling over. This comes from to many carbs not water. (The extra carbs spill over between muscle tissue and carbs hold water thats were water got the dirty rap.)
I hope now you all see why asking a bber his show weight or size is like asking what weight and size a sponge is. Makes no sense, to many variables can change size and weight, even though the number of fibers remain the same.
Really interesting post thanks Rich. Do your depletion tactics have any relevance or carryover for when I try to cut weight for a meet? I did a very simple water load/slight carb' and sodium depletion but am now wondering if I could do more without affecting strength...
I know some bber that P/L and use the same strategy as I will for my first P/L meet. Weigh in at a lower weight class and carb up right after weigh in. It has to be timed right and done with foods your body reacts well with for it to work correctly. This is were logs and tracking things all year and daily comes in. ;)
All depends on your metabolize carbs. I know some bber that don't carb up till after they weigh in for a show or P/L meet because there body metabolizes carbs they found quick and efficiently, so they can pull it off.
If you only deplete and not do a cutting diet if you could deplete into a lower B/W class then fill back out. You would hit better lifts for the lower weight class than you would staying full and going in heavier and trying to set record lifts in that class.
It would boil down to do you like weighing in heavier or would you like to weigh in closer to dry LBM weight and refill and get better true weight to body weight ratio lifts?
When you weigh in full and tight you are 70% water weight. It on average only takes a few hours to fill back up. So I geuss it would also depend on how close together your weigh in and first lift are. ;)
Depleation takes nothing more than heavy @ss lifts with short brake over a set time for each muscle group, it is described in a post I made.
Its buried so I will have to search it.
Great job Rich. Definitely 15" gunz look bigger. But to be honest not just the conditioning, but the angle makes a huge difference. On left you have arms "spread out". On right, they are angled (effectively making the arm length look shorter, thus make the biceps look larger).
But despite all that in the 2nd pic you look much fuller and bigger. Awesome job at creating an illusion.
The day of the show I took in my protein and over 400 carbs before noon. Ya I filled out. lol
Yes you are correct angle and conditioning all make a difference. Thats why I used to pics straight on from back. even though there was a slight bend in on arms in the later pic but I also have a turned head in the later pic that makes the arms look smaller as a general. ;)
LtL this post touches base on the carbing up.
Thanks Rich.
Bbing is as posted "Illusion", show your best and hide the rest. :)
Very interesting. It really shows how important prep can be to the finished product.
What an awesome thread!
Before my first show, i researched for hours and read through tons of stuff to find a post like this. Awesome work Rich!:rockon:
This is great information, Rich! Thanks for sharing!
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The Oakland Raiders, along with the rest of the NFL, can begin using their franchise tags today. For those unfamiliar, the franchise tag is essentially a tool that teams can use to extend a player's contract by one year unilaterally. It is often used when there has been an impasse in contract negotiations. It enables the two sides to continue negotiating for another year while either limiting or out right eliminating the ability of the player to sign with another team.
But the thing about the franchise tag is that it's very expensive. It is normally only used for guys who are considered to be elite talent, because under the tag, they will be paid like elite talent. Because it is for only one year, teams do use the tag on lesser talents on occasion but it is not very common. For more information on how the tag works in the NFL, check out this great piece breaking it down.
For the Raiders, two guys could get the franchise tag, left tackle Jared Veldheer and defensive end Lamarr Houston. If tagged, Houston would cost the Raiders somewhere in the range of $11-12 million while Houston would cost somewhere in the range of $12-13 million. Either one would be a BIG price tag, but given the Raiders cap space and needs all over the roster, it would not be surprising to see one of these guys get the tag this off season.


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The Eclipse Foundation delivers the Galileo version of its annual release train, with the 2009 version consisting of 33 development projects released simultaneously.The Eclipse Foundation June 24 delivered the Galileo version of its annual release train, with this year's version consisting of 33 projects released simultaneously. Mike Milinkovich, executive director of Eclipse, said Galileo represents the sixth year in a row that the Eclipse community has delivered a release train at the end of June. Galileo delivers Eclipse 3.5 and is the largest-ever release from the Eclipse community, comprising 33 projects and over 24 million lines of code. Over 380 committers from 44 different organizations participated to make this release possible, Milinkovich said. In contrast, the first Eclipse release train, delivered in June of 2004, consisted of only two projects.
In an interview with eWEEK, Milinkovich said, "The No. 1 reason we do this is to make it easier for people in companies to adopt Eclipse."
- New support for Mac Cocoa 32 and 64 bit; - New Memory Analyzer tool to help analyze memory consumption of Java applications; - PHP Development Tools (PDT) 2.1 is first PHP tool kit to support the new PHP 5.3 language release, including namespaces and closures; - New Mylyn WikiText support for editing and parsing wiki markup; - New XSL tooling for XSL editing and debugging; and - Developer productivity improvements to BIRT (Business Intelligence Reporting Tools) report designer and performance.In a blog post about the Galileo release, Zviki Cohen, founder of nWire Software, said:
Eclipse Galileo (3.5) is released today. Mac users downloading the new release will notice that, unlike previous releases, they have some interesting choices to make. They need to choose between "Mac OS X (Carbon)" and "Mac OS X (Cocoa)." There's also a third choice, which is currently not mainstream, the "Mac OS X (Cocoa) 64 bit." So, which version is right for you?Zviki then answered for himself, saying he prefers the 32-bit Cocoa version. "My current recommendation is: Don't bother. Use the plain 32-bit version," he said. According to Eclipse, "EclipseRT is the set of Eclipse technologies that provide OSGi [Open Services Gateway Initiative]-based frameworks and run-times useful in building software systems. The Galileo release includes a dedicated category of EclipseRT components including elements from Equinox, RAP [Rich Ajax Platform], RCP [Rich Client Platform], Riena, BIRT, Swordfish, EclipseLink, ECF (Eclipse Communication Framework) and EMF. Notable feature updates that advance the EclipseRT technology stack include that Eclipse Equinox has been updated to support the draft OSGi Release 4 v 4.2 specification. Also, target platform provisioning support in the Eclipse PDE (Plugin Development Environment) makes it easier to develop, test and deploy software to EclipseRT run-times. And the Equinox p2 provisioning system has been updated to be faster, more robust and make provisioning OSGi bundles to embedded, desktop and server environments easy. Also, for the first time language translations of the Eclipse Platform project Version 3.5 will be available on the release date. "Language packs for Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, French, German, Japanese and Korean will be available immediately, and other languages and projects will be available when completed. In previous years, Eclipse language translations have taken two to three months to become available. This simultaneous release has been made possible by the Eclipse Babel project and the community of individuals and organizations that have provided translations," Eclipse said in a statement. "Galileo demonstrates that large distributed software development can be done on a predictable schedule," Milinkovich said in a statement. "This predictability makes it possible for our user and adopter community to quickly adopt new releases from Eclipse." The projects in the Galileo release train are now available for download at http://www.eclipse.org/downloads/. More information about Galileo is available at http://www.eclipse.org/galileo/.
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Interestingly, Mr Coyne was appointed to sell Millfield Farm by Judge Ferris, the same judge who criticised Buchler Phillips for charging more than it recovered for creditors from the estate of the late Robert Maxwell. Nice to know there is forgiveness in the Royal Courts of Justice.
NOW THAT the Queen has opened the Financial Services Authority's new head office in Canary Wharf, London, the pressure is on to complete the regulator's senior appointments. Yesterday The Treasury named another four non-executive directors to the board, and a deputy to Howard Davies, the FSA's chairman, will be unveiled "any day now".
One of the four appointees, Gill Knott, is about to step down as chief executive of Proshare after five years at the helm.
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Ms Knott says she fought off between 400 and 600 other applicants for the FSA job. Is she looking forward to working in London's Docklands, I ask?
"Yes, that's fine," she laughs. "Its so important for UK Plc and the community at large that the FSA gets it right - there's a real lack of public confidence in financial services at the moment."
The other three joining the board are Moira Black, chairman of the Riverside Community Health Care NHS Trust, Shamit Saggar, a senior lecturer in government at Queen Mary & Westfield College, University of London, and Keith Whitson, group chief executive of HSBC.
STEVE MELCHER faces one of the biggest challenges of his career - as the newly appointed general manager for Sun Life of Canada in the UK.
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TONY ABBOTTS, a project manager with International Mining Consultants (IMC), has won the British Consultant of the Year award for helping to build Egypt's first underground coal mine.
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And, here I am.
I have been rather annoyed with a certain someone for a while and I thought this would be a pretty good place for me to rant.
You see, I am a huge fan of Glee and I have an acquaintance who happens to like it too.
And, unlike her, I do not watch my episodes via web with Chinese subtitles.
I watch mine through my hard disk without subtitles.
That's not the annoying part.
The annoying part is when she starts tweeting about EVERY SINGLE THING that goes on in Glee.
And, unlike her, I do not have the free time to watch it ASAP.
I have things going on in my life that require more attention even though Glee is a big part of my life.
So, what is so annoying about it all is that, every time I tweet about Glee (not about what goes on in the episode but rather couples), she always has to 'up' me in some way.
*censored* Oh my gosh! Finn hit Jesse and he so deserved it! Rachel should stop messing around with Jesse!
bklue18 OMGEE! Blaine is so sweet to Kurt! I love this couple!
*It is supposed to be my tweet first then her tweet at the top like 5 minutes later.
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Anywho, this is why it is so annoying. I don't want to know what is going on because I haven't watched it yet.
And, can't you put a lid on your exploding soup of spoiler-ism?! You are exactly like that fat and ugly guy in 'The Line', who sought great achievement in dishing out spoilers to fans who want to watch it without your input!
Come to think of it, I can imagine you like that guy. I just need to put you in a suit with a balding patch as hair and a cup of Slurpee and you'll pretty much look like a female version of him.
I know, I know. It's her twitter, she can tweet whatever she wants.
But here's one thing that might get you on my side.
And that is, she has this competition with me that she created in her brain.
Whatever I do, or know, she has got to beat me. It's like her weed. If she doesn't do her drugs, she ain't getting no kick.
So, same with this.
She knows I love Glee and she wants to beat me in the amount of love that she shows Glee.
Lame? Yeah. Childish? Oh yeah.
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News broke Wednesday of Williams' firing, which happened July 3 at the AT&T National, which benefits Woods' foundation. Woods was upset that Williams went to work for Australian Adam Scott while he was sidelined with knee and Achilles injuries.
Robert Lusetich, author of "Unplayable: An Inside Account of Tiger's Most Tumultuous Season," reports that Woods may not be able to get one of his two choices for Williams' replacement.
Lusetich wrote that the two caddies Woods most respects, Billy Foster and Joe LaCava, are currently employed by Lee Westwood and Dustin Johnson, respectively, and aren't likely to switch. LaCava recently joined Johnson with the blessing of long-time boss Fred Couples and Johnson has been a contender in several majors over the past two years. According to Lusetich, Englishman Foster doesn't want to relocate to the U.S.
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One of those occasional coincidences; I was heading in my apartment the same time that my neighbor Bert was coming out of his. "Hey, Lee! Glad I caught you, man, I've been wanting to get this back to you."
He ducked back in to grab something and came out with my video camera. "I really appreciate you loaning us this.Ā We taped our whole weekend, it was great!"
"No problem, dude." And it wasn't.Ā Bert and Gina were one of the nicest, happiest couples I've ever met, and more to the point they were good people to live next to.Ā No weird bumps, no odd smells, no kids, quiet pets, and if they had a loud party they invited me to it, so no problem there.Ā An example was the camcorder in my hand.Ā They borrowed it for the weekend and it wasn't even dark Sunday night before they got it back to me.Ā Good people. "You could have kept it longer if you needed to."
Bert grinned. "Might take you up on that.Ā We had a lot of fun with it.Ā I gotta go pick her up from her sister's, I'll see you later.Ā Thanks again!"
I walked slowly when I entered my place so as not to kick the cat I knew would be winding himself around my feet.Ā It's nice to have someone happy to see you when you come home, and Buzz was a pretty happy cat.Ā I bent down and scratched him under the chin for a minute before heading for the fridge.Ā Beer, beer, beer...Ā ah, beer! A cool can or four and already my workday started to fade.
All the elements of a perfect single guy evening were before me—many beers, a comfy couch, and my devoted mistress: cable.Ā Was there ever such a loving and loyal lover? She was always there for me, she could be turned on with a single touch, and she never complained if I twiddled her knobs in the middle of the night or fell asleep while she was still going.Ā I kicked off my shoes, sat back, and waited for her to dance for me.
She let me down, the bitch.
The Simpsons was pre-empted for some political crap.Ā No good shows or games on, no exciting disaster to watch, nobody getting kicked off an island or having their singing voice nationally insulted.Ā Even the Spanish channels were boring, and they're almost always good for a wild game show or a steamy soap.Ā Feh! What was I supposed to do now? Read?
Ah, well.Ā Like many another guy who's ladyfriend wasn't in the mood, I turned to porn.Ā Another benefit of living alone: you can whack off whenever and wherever you felt like it, a perk I took full advantage as much as the flesh allowed.Ā However, this required different props.
Lotion and a towel, first off.Ā Whatever I finally did, it would require lubricant and proper cleanup.Ā If you've ever woken up in the morning to find that someone had broken into your house in the dead of the night and dripped airplane glue all over your stomach, you understand perfectly why cleanup is so important.Ā Doubly so if you used lotion, something that isn't strictly necessary for successful and entertaining whacking but the difference is like filet mignon versus a Big Mac.Ā Fortunately I keep both of these essentials close at hand.
Next was inspiration.Ā This presented a problem.Ā I was too wiped out to go online and surf for anything, and everything I had in the house was well-used and too familiar.Ā I really, really didn't feel like going out for anything, and that left old memories or pay-per-view.Ā For a brief second I thought back to the wild and intoxicating jackal sex I'd had with my ex-girlfriend, and even managed to start getting hard before the inevitable memory of her hurling a CD player at my head muscled into my brain.Ā Pay-per-view it was!
I set the tools of my trade on the coffee table and looked around for the remote.Ā Whoops, there it was, up on the kitchen counter.Ā What asshole left it there? Duh, me, five minutes ago, while I was pondering my options and getting another frosty one.Ā I pushed off the couch, stumbled back into the kitchen and started to grab the remote to begin my wank session.Ā Hey, there's the camcorder!
I'm the first to admit, I'm a slob.Ā I dress okay and keep myself cleaned up, but my apartment is a total wreck.Ā No one here to please but myself, and as long as I know where everything is I'm okay.Ā I've found that after a year or so the laundry and dishes have achieved a sort of balance where clean articles are produced at roughly the same rate as old ones are soiled, and most of the rest exist in a dream-state of various levels of dirtiness.Ā But my electronics are different.Ā They represent my main avenues of escape and as such must be kept in top working order at all times, which is why even in my current level of inebuation...Ā inebreehation...Ā inoob...Ā shitfacedness I immediately grabbed the camcorder bag to get it charged up and put away.
Huh.Ā It was fully charged.Ā Now that was really cool of them, to give it back just like they borrowed it.Ā Best fucking neighbors in the world! I raised my can to them, or at least towards our shared wall, and then went to put the camera away.
There was a tape in it.
Oh, man, that's too bad.Ā They forgot their tape! Shit.Ā I'd better get it back to them, they might be going crazy trying to find it right now.Ā I got halfway to the door before I remembered that Bert had left for Gina's sister's place, and that was an hour away.Ā Oh, well, they can pick it up tomorrow, Maybe I can put it in their mailbox or something.Ā I popped it out and looked at it.Ā No label, and it was rewound.Ā Maybe it was blank? I flipped the little window out and switched it to Play to check it out.Ā No sense giving them back a blank tape, it might even be one of mine I left in there.
Nope, it wasn't.Ā Right away I saw Bert's silly grin.Ā He backed away from the screen and I could see a bedroom behind him, he must have been playing around with the camera to see how it worked.Ā Ha! Too bad he didn't point it at Gina! There's someone I'd love to see barefoot up to her eyebrows.Ā Hot, hot looking babe there.Ā I hadn't talked to her as much as I had Bert but every time I did I had to fight to keep my eyes above her neck.Ā The cool thing was that it was always obvious she knew it, and was trying not to smile.Ā I must've gotten points for trying.Ā With any luck she'll be home tomorrow when I hand this back, and she'll smile at me again.
On the tiny screen, Bert sat on the bed, said something, and waved at the camera.Ā I waved back, and then started to turn it off when Gina walked into view.
She wasn't naked, but it was a near thing.Ā It looked as if someone had thrown scarves at her from all directions and some of them had stuck.Ā She stopped in front of Bert and a scarf slid off her thigh and fluttered to the ground.Ā Bert took a deep breath.Ā So did I.Ā She was glorious.Ā Thick auburn hair curled in jungle snarls halfway down her back, and there were no visible tan lines on her very visible ass.Ā She put her hands on her hips and started to sway back and forth in a very slow, very rhythmic movement that had Bert's full attention.Ā There wasn't a man alive who could tear his eyes away from that sight.
I slammed the screen shut.Ā Holy shit holy shit holy shit!
Five minutes later I was still rocking back and forth on the couch, staring at the camcorder on the coffee table in front of me.Ā I was proud of myself; I had only started to turn it back on about a thousand times.Ā My neighbors, my incredibly attractive neighbors had taped themselves fucking and I had the tape.Ā And they weren't around.Ā And I had no idea what to do about it.
I couldn't keep it.Ā Leaving it in the camera was too obvious a mistake, they'd ask me about it sooner or later and I always was a shitty liar. "Say, Lee," they'd say. "Did we happen to leave one of our tapes in that camera?" And I'd say something brilliant and debonair like, "Why yes, I believe you did.Ā Hang on while I go get it out of the bathroom." I couldn't hand it back because then they'd know I watched it or I wouldn't have known it was theirs. "Here, this must be yours, I dusted it and none of my prints were on it." What did that leave? Mail it to them anonymously?
You have to understand, I was a nervous wreck.Ā Not only was I half-drunk and in a state of high arousal from just a glimpse of Gina's scarf-wrapped behind, I was seriously worried that I was witnessing the crashing end of what should have been a pretty good friendship.Ā If this had been two total strangers, or if I hadn't liked them, no big deal.Ā But even if they didn't know I had seen this, in my mind it would push our relationship over an edge.Ā All over a stupid mistake.Ā Better if they lost the goddamn tape.Ā Maybe I could destroy it and just act stupid if they ask about it.
Or...Ā wait wait wait wait wait.Ā If they can't find it at all they'll be worried sick wondering where it's going to turn up.Ā How about...Ā how about if I just left it in the camera and stuck the whole thing in a closet somewhere? Then if they ask I could go, I dunno, lemme check, and we'll find it together! Perfect! Then they're happy and relieved, I'm happy (and relieved), and the problem is solved.
Except for one thing.Ā I really, really wanted to watch that tape.
I mean, damn.Ā Gina was probably the most incredible woman I had ever seen in real life.Ā Bert wasn't a dog himself, but there was no question which direction I'd be staring.Ā How could I let this once-in-a-million opportunity pass? My dick had already voted with a big thumbs-up.Ā Maybe I could just watch the strip show part, and then stop before it got too intense.Ā Maybe I could swim to the moon if I held my breath long enough.
I suddenly realized I was gripping my cock through my pants, just at the thought of watching the tape.
That did it; there was no way I could ever sleep again if I didn't deal with it.Ā I jumped over the coffee table and leaped at the video rack by the TV, hunting furiously for the minicassette adapter.Ā Bad enough I was going to violate my friends' trust, but damned if I was going to do it on a teeny little video screen.Ā I found it under a stack of old vacation tapes and reverently laid Bert and Gina's sex life into its snug container as I knelt before the TV like a kid watching cartoons on Saturday morning.
Then I panicked, and ran to lock the door and pull my shades down.Ā And lock the cat in the bedroom.Ā And unplug my phone.Ā For the first time in two years, I was feeling masturbation anxiety, and it was an odd sensation indeed.Ā That feeling that there were eyes everywhere, that the second you let your guard down and relaxed in the moment, someone would bust the door down and catch you shooting goo all over your belly.Ā It's a truth that during masturbation, the most sensitive part of your body is your ear.Ā No matter how much your mind tells you that you're deep-dicking Angelina Jolie in the forgotten tomb of an ancient pyramid, your ears know that your mom, wherever she is, can hear you, even if she's dead.Ā The feeling is exponentially worse relative to the amount of accessories or procedures you regularly enjoy.Ā If someone strolls in while you're just yanking away it's not nearly as bad as if they caught you with a bucket of baby oil, a handful of feathers and a catcher's mask on.Ā It looks more premeditated.
In this case it was even worse.Ā What could you say to someone who walked in you while you were pleasuring yourself to their sex life? "Hey, I was just thinking about you!" It lacked something.
I stopped short of taping over the keyhole, then taped over it and the peephole anyway.
On the couch, got my beer, got the remote, lotion and towel are standing by.Ā I clicked the remote and Bert was grinning at me again.Ā Once more I watched him back away and sit down, again I watched him say something and wave.Ā I didn't dare turn up the sound for fear of hidden listening devices my priest might've planted (masturbation anxiety is a crippling thing) so I contented myself with pulling my pants down and waiting.
Gina came back out, and I thanked the gods I had popped for the 36" Trinitron.Ā Oh, Jesus.Ā I couldn't find a flaw on her, and I looked really hard.
This time when she danced I let her keep going.Ā She kept eclipsing Bert as she jerked her hips in little hula movements, but I could tell he was smiling wide enough to hurt.Ā She turned around and bent over a little, which put her exquisite butt in his face and let her breasts swing free and heavy under her scarves.Ā I reached for the lotion.Ā And she smiled at me.
What the fuck?
I paused the tape.Ā She was bent low, hands on her knees, while Bert was gripping her legs and busily doing something between her legs.Ā And she was smiling at me.
Duh! At the camera! She's smiling at the camera, she doesn't know I'm alive.Ā Fucking paranoid idiot, drunk idiot.Ā I clicked the Play button and she said something, still smiling, and suddenly it was vitally important to me to know what she said.Ā I stood up and waddled to the set, pants around my ankles, turned it up (fucking remote's for the VCR, no idea where the TV one is) and hit rewind.Ā She wiggled crazily for a minute and stood up; I hit Play again and watched her bend forward slowly and smile up at me. "You like?" she said.
That didn't sound like they were making it for themselves.Ā Unless she was talking to some future Bert, and that didn't sound right.Ā I rewound the tape and started it again, and this time when Bert sat down he said, "You ready? Hope you like it."
This was too fucking weird.Ā They made a sex tape for somebody.Ā They meant for someone else to see it.
Maybe me?
Maybe they left it in the camera on purpose?
No way.Ā This doesn't happen, I'm not one of those "I never thought it would happen to me" people, I'm not a student at a small Midwestern college, and I didn't order pizza or maid service.Ā They must've made it for friends.Ā Only I've never noticed them socializing with other people.Ā Their parties are usually people from the building or from their jobs, and I didn't see them mailing it to her sister.Ā Or maybe they did, what the fuck did I know?
Or—the thought wouldn't go away—maybe they made it for me.
My cock certainly seemed to think so, but I couldn't bring myself to continue.Ā It still didn't seem fair to me.Ā What was I supposed to do now? Hand it back, go, "Thanks, nice tits, see ya later"? Whatever you can say about me, and people have said a lot, I believe in balance, fairness.Ā And I was just drunk and horny enough to think of a way to make it seem right.
I showered and shaved.Ā Brushed my hair, put on nice clothes, the works, just like I was going out on a date.Ā I set up the camcorder with a fresh tape and my tripod, pointing at the couch.Ā I even cleaned up a little in that area, shoving papers and cups out of range.Ā Then I hit Record, and sat on the couch. "Thanks," I said to the camera, loud and clear, and I hit Play on the remote and watched my friends play with each other.
While it played through the opening scenes I unbuttoned my shirt.Ā When it got to where she turned and bent over I let my hands roam over my chest the way I wanted to touch her tits.Ā I was suddenly glad my job kept me in shape.Ā I wasn't Brad Pitt, but at least I wasn't packing a spare tire yet.Ā On the TV she cupped her breasts and held them up for me to see, and I let a hand drift down to rest on the length of my jeans zipper.Ā She caught her nipples between her fingers and rubbed them for me.Ā I spread a bit of lotion over my chest and my own erect nipples.Ā One thing I'll say for my ex-girlfriend, she helped me discover a lot more fun things you can do besides pump your dick.
Gina stepped away from Bert, who was looking a bit frazzled.Ā His hair was messed up and his pants were definitely full.Ā Gina walked towards the camera, curves combining and swaying, and adjusted it until it was focused tight on Bert's crotch.Ā While she walked back to him I unbuckled my belt and laid my right hand flat, ready, just underneath my waistband.Ā She knelt on the floor by their bed and, watching something offscreen for guidance, she turned him so the camera caught them in profile.Ā She rubbed her hands back and forth over the tented front of his shorts, and I ran my hands over my own bulging jeans in response.
A quick zip and my cock, impatient and angry, leapt forth even as she yanked Bert's shorts down to release his own happy flagpole.Ā She seized it in both hands, stroking and rubbing, before giggling at Bert.Ā Then she turned and smiled at me, and, never losing eye contact, she opened her mouth and swallowed him.Ā I began to stroke.
Up and down and around and around she went.Ā There are some girls who act too hesitant when they blow a guy.Ā They're afraid they'll look weird, or they don't want to do it in the first place, or they don't really know how.Ā Gina sucked cock like she lost her wedding ring in there and had to get it out quick.Ā The urge to jackhammer myself and come right away was overpowering, but I restrained myself.Ā Permanently recording my premature ejaculation on tape wasn't the best way to win friends.Ā Instead I downshifted and just gave myself maintenance strokes to keep things hard.Ā Like it really needed it, my dick was so hard it felt like my entire lower body was erect.
Gina was using her hands on him now while she sucked.Ā That seemed like a really good idea, so while I kept stroking with one hand I moved the other down to my balls.Ā I tugged at the loose skin there and got everything in one hand, mostly, and gently squeezed and moved it around in a circle while I let my right hand slowly stroke from base to tip at the same time.Ā Every time my hand hit the sweet spot under the head, my whole cock jumped and I made a little "ah!" noise that I hoped the camera was picking up.
Bert had had enough.Ā He sat up, momentarily pushing Gina's head out of the picture, and I was treated to a view of his wet cock bouncing madly as he twisted around on the bed.Ā This was replaced with Gina's stomach as she sat down, and then her beautiful pussy when she laid back and spread her legs.Ā She had thick and meaty lips, already glistening and starting to gap open, and I hungered to taste them.Ā Bert did it for me, with loud smacking sounds, and Gina made some loud smacking sounds of her own to encourage him.Ā I stopped stroking almost entirely, afraid I'd lose it and wanting desperately to wait until he and I entered her.Ā Also because, while I love few things better in life than to go down on a juicy woman, I usually fast-forward past that part in my porn.Ā Not visual enough, I guess.Ā Doing so here seemed rude however, so I waited it out and imagined being Bert just then.
He kept at it for an admirably long time until she finally came hard enough to bruise his nose, and the sound of that almost caused me to lose it no-hands.Ā She sat up and kissed him deeply.Ā I reached for the lotion and doled out a handful.Ā Keeping one hand firmly on my nuts I brought the lotion-filled one around until it was just above my straining dick, and I waited.Ā On the screen Bert laid down again and Gina straddled him, facing me.Ā She lowered herself slowly until the head of his dick nudged the dripping lips of her pussy; I let my hand drop until my cock pushed against the slippery bottom.Ā At the same instant he slid into her I forced my dick into my fist, and almost immediately I came hard and fast, long ropes launching from me like Silly String.Ā My hips jerked over and over and I grabbed my cock with both hands, fucking them harder and harder until the spasms subsided.
When I could breathe again I was sitting half on and half off the couch, my hands and lower body a gooey mess, and on my television a beautiful girl was bouncing madly on a good-looking guy's crank.
Okay, so he lasted longer than I did.Ā But I had been saving up, and I had plenty more tape to fill before I gave the camera back to them.
Boy, I really, really hoped they did mean for me to see this.
Chris Bridges is head honcho at HootIsland.com: "Silly sex, for silly people," and author of Giggling Into the Pillow, a hilarious new collection of silly smut.
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Chris Evans says that he is woken up every morning with a telephone message that gives him a "word of the day". The other day it was Armageddon. Leaving aside the ominous vibe of having someone whisper "Armageddon" in your ear at the crack of dawn, you have to ask what kind of person actually chooses to be woken with an electronic vocabulary update. You'd have to be an autodidact, certainly, and an eccentric. And undoubtedly someone who has a serious penchant for electronic gimmickry.
This little insight into Chris's psyche matters, because the amount of people whispering "Armageddon" about The Chris Evans Breakfast Show is gathering pace. Since he took over from Wogan in January there have been more than 650 complaints to the BBC, and his curious decision to take a week off just six weeks after starting the show, invited more outrage. That was a little rich, given that his replacement Richard Allinson, the herbal tea to Evan's Red Bull Max, was then applauded by the Chris-haters for his soothing bedside manner. But the BBC message boards – not a hugely reliable indicator of listeners' opinion but a guide to what gets them disgruntled – reveal one overwhelming dislike. The show is cluttered with more games and gimmicks than a toyshop at Christmas. There is the megaphone message, Hello Goodbye, the cute kid, the wrong bongs, the cockerel, the fanfares, the canned applause. Among these, while Chris frolics, a legion of listeners flinch.
I hate all these gimmicks too, but here's the curious thing. I can't listen to Evans without loving him. His intelligence, his kind, unpatronising way with children, the way he plays The Candy Man on Fridays to cheer people up. One of the difficulties for the BBC is that at a time when it is determined to refocus on the needs of Radio 2's post-50 audience, the Breakfast Show risks alienating the older demographic who long for Terry's more intimate tones. Indeed, Chris revealed last week that Wogan had advised him to imagine he was addressing just one friend. It's a good tip. At the moment, he still sounds as if he's addressing a hundred holiday campers on Wacky Saturday. Listeners want less game show and more natural genius.
Getting cross with Chris Evans is one thing, but how about voluntarily closeting yourself with someone whose hateful and ill-informed opinions you detest? I always thought that was called a dinner party, but according to Radio 4, it's a new initiative called Living Books. In this weird Scandinavian venture, which is allegedly taking off in UK libraries, people loan themselves out as "human books" to challenge prejudices. Thus, you can acquire a burglar, a Nazi or a transsexual, and spend a joyful evening ironing out your differences. Exactly which prejudices we want challenged varies from nation to nation. In Canada, the best-selling living books people with Aids sufferer and phone-sex worker, whereas in Hungary the most popular dinner guest is the ex-bank robber. It says it all that in the UK we get drearier roster of police officers, asylum seekers, recovering alcoholics and graffiti artists.
Still, it seems to work for some. As the lady from Wollongong, Australia, remarked when she borrowed a Muslim: "I had a perception that Muslims weren't all terrorists but in Wollongong we didn't have anything to do with them." And to her credit even the presenter Sandi Toksvig, who started out believing that as a bourgeois liberal she didn't have any prejudices, discovered a few in company of an anti-abortionist. Living Books is an odd idea and who knows if it will catch on, but I'm thinking, if the BBC really want people to understand Chris Evans...
Talking of dream dinner parties, one person who would be on my list for certain is Horace Walpole. The Oscar Wilde of his day, wit, epic epistolarian and creator of Strawberry Hill, Walpole is way overdue a revival and A Guided Tour of The Castle of Otranto was a fair introduction. OK, so Otranto, his debut novel, is pretty awful and you wouldn't want to be pitching the plot today. The son of the evil baron Manfred is crushed by a giant helmet on the eve of his wedding, leaving dad to seduce the bride. Freud would have a field day with that helmet, as he would with the hidden passages of the castle, but as Rory McGrath pointed out in this revealing programme, the novel's haunted castle inaugurated an entire school of Gothic literature, from Dracula to Frankenstein, Jekyll and Hyde, Rebecca and ultimately of course Hogwarts.
Walpole was fanatical about language and would have loved Chris Evans's Armageddon wake-up call. He personally coined the word "serendipity", to mean chance discoveries of delight – a word so often appropriate to the schedules of Radio 4.
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