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So my room has been overrun with mosquitos and I have woken up in the middle of the night covered in tiny lumps that are very itchy. So, I decided to write. I like writing, it's so calming. Especially when little demon spawn are flying around your room sucking your blood. Yech.
Just remember: 'These are thoughts.'
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the plot of this story and Twatt. Wait, that sounded off, can we have a do over? No? Well shi-
"Please do the telling of me, friend Raven. Why did you stop our friends and myself from fighting when we first met?"
The Titans, save for Starfire and Raven, were all thinking the exact same thing.
'She didn't bring up the mall?'
Before their thoughts could go any further, however, Raven spoke.
"I stopped you from fighting because I could sense how terrified you were. You had just crash landed on an alien planet, had tried to remove your restraints, and had been attacked by a strange boy whos attire consisted of tights and a traffic light theme."
Robin looked down sheepishly at the mention of the attack, and glanced at Raven with annoyance when she mentioned his clothes. Beast Boy and Cyborg both looked like they were about to laugh, but Raven continued, her dry monotone the only noise in the otherwise silent tower.
"I also stopped you from fighting because of what I sensed from everyone else. Cyborg was carrying great anger that night, and Beast Boy was carrying great grief. Robin was giving off the same signals as a lovesick puppy."
At the moment, Robin's scowl looked as though it had been carved in stone. On either side of him, Cyborg and Beast Boy were both staring into space, laughter forgotten, thinking about that night.
'That was a few weeks after the accident. I can still remember that. BB was the first person apart from my grandmother who didn't either run screaming or call me a freak. I never did tell him or any of them how happy I am that I met them all that night.'
'I can still remember how terrified I was of Star that night. I had just lost the Doom Patrol, and I had been living in boxes in the alleys for weeks. Then at that point I saw Robin and totally fan-boyed. Oh man, I was a dork. I'm glad I found the Titans that night, though. I never really told them that.'
Seeing the small smiles spread across Beast Boy and Cyborg's faces, Starfire's beaming grin returned full force.
"Well, friends, I have asked my question. Which one of you would like to go next?"
Both of their heads sprang up. Beast Boy, however, was just that slightest bit quicker than Cyborg.
"Oh nuh uh Green Bean, I got next one."
"I called dibs, dude! You can't override dibs power!"
"I can and I just did. Your question is probably stupid anyhows. Now, tell me Rae-"
Cyborg was interrupted by a large glob of mucus mixed with saliva hitting him in the face. Stopping dead, he slowly turned his head to the side, finally stopping at the appropriate angle to glare at the green llama from. The llama gave a sound that was unmistakably a laugh, before shrinking down into a human. Said human looked at Cyborg and spoke rather calmly.
"I called dibs, I get dibs."
Cyborg was furious. How could he not be? What did he want to do to Beast Boy earlier? Thank him? Hurt him? Kill him? Yeah, that one sounded about right. Cyborg got ready to lunge, but an idea hit him like a bolt of lightning. He slowly got back down from his pouncing position, smirking at the changeling.
"Oh, I'll get you back for that. Later."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever dude. Now shut up and let me talk."
Cyborg reclined fully, and Beast Boy carefully chose the wording to his question. He knew that he was about to surprise the other Titans, and he wanted it to be perfect. Finally getting the words together, Beast Boy sat down directly in front of Raven. When he spoke, his voice was small, almost pleading. Almost all bravado had vanished from it.
"Tell me Rae, why didn't you tell anyone about Trigon until it was almost too late?"
The other Titans were shocked yet again. Beast Boy had not only asked a smart question, it was sensible and everyone else would want to know the answer. Cyborg opened his mouth to comment, but Raven cut him off.
"I was born for a single purpose. To bring all life in this universe to an end. I had no problem with that at first, because I had nothing to live for. But then, an alien girl crashed to Earth, and just like that I got a proper home. I got friends. I got a family. I never had that in Azerath. I thought that, if any of you knew, you would abandon me. I kept silent because you're all so important to me. I didn't want to lose any more people that I loved, especially you, Beast Boy. But I never thought that you would all rise to the occasion and that the prophesy would be proven wrong."
Beast Boy was speechless. He had stopped listening after 'Boy'. But he had heard it a little differently.
'-People that I loved, especially you, Beast Boy.'
'-I loved, especially you, Beast Boy.'
'I love you, Beast Boy.'
Behind him, everyone was equally speechless. They never knew that life for Raven had been so hard before she came to Earth. Beast Boy, Robin and Starfire all opened their mouths to say something, but they were cut off by Cyborg.
"As heart-warming as that is I want to have my turn so here we go. Beast Boy, I'll just let you know now that payback is not something that I enjoy, Ok that's a lie but sometimes it is necessary."
Beast Boy froze. 'Payback? What's he... Uh oh.'
Cyborg smirked evilly, then diverted his attention to Raven.
"Tell me Raven, what is the one thing that you want to do to Beast Boy the most? In fact" He added as she opened her mouth to answer, "don't bother telling us, just go and do it."
Raven closed her mouth and stood up, starting to walk slowly towards Beast Boy. Now completely snapped out of his thoughts, Beast Boy slowly started to back away. Despite the late night outside, coupled with the storm and the power outage, Beast Boy's face was easy to make out, as was Raven's. The pale and green moved slowly in the shadowy room, never getting closer nor further apart.
Robin was a bit apprehensive about Cyborg's plan. "Uh, Cyborg? What are you going to do if she ends up sending him to another dimension?"
"We'll wait for Rae to wake up and she can get him back."
"What if she takes too long?"
"Then, I'll just call Herald and we can start dimensional fishing. It'll be alright man, quit worrying!"
Robin was about to respond, but was cut off by a dull 'THUNK'. That noise was Beast Boy's back hitting the wall on the far side of the room. Hardly daring to breathe, Beast Boy was more pale then anyone had ever seen him. Raven kept walking until she was only a foot away from Beast Boy, then simply stopped. Beast Boy winced slightly, squeezing his eyes shut, waiting for either the pain or the coldness from teleportation, but nothing came. He slowly opened his eyes, to see Raven standing well within his personal space, her amethyst eyes staring deep into his emerald ones.
They stood in silence for a second or two, before Beast Boy broke it. "Uh, Rae? What are yo-" he stopped talking as Raven reached out for him, draping her arms across his shoulders. Then, she quickly yanked him towards her and, to the shock of Robin, Starfire and Cyborg, pulled Beast Boy in to a deep kiss.
Everything in the common room stopped. Robin, Starfire and Cyborg all looked on, feeling utterly shocked and slightly uncomfortable as Raven locked lips with Beast Boy. Beast Boy somehow looked paler than he did seconds ago. Raven was kissing him ferociously and passionately, almost wrapping her legs around his waist. He came to his senses enough to realise that the other Titans were all in the room, and as soon as he did his face shone so red that he could have been used as a beacon. Every attempt at removing Raven from his person only resulted in her gripping tighter, eventually moving her hand to his hair and grabbing a fist full. His face was so red that it would have been easy to see through the darkness in the middle of a storm. Speaking of which...
The storm had only gotten worse in the next couple of minutes, and the large boat was suffering. It had taken on way too much water, and they weren't going to make it to Jump. From the main deck, the captain sighed dejectedly. It looked like Mother Nature would take this one.
"Sir, my faith seems to be failing us! Should I faith harder?"
The captain turned. As he suspected, it was Twatt.
"I'm afraid only a miracle can save us now, my boy."
Twatt looked down dejectedly. He didn't want to die! Not like this! He had never opened up like he did with the captain for anyone before, and he didn't want to sink before they made it to Jump. It all seemed too cruel. They were so close. Twatt looked like he was about to say something when a strange light appeared in front of the ship.
"Sir! What is that light?"
The captain turned around and gasped. A bright red light with a green outline, which kept getting brighter and brighter, had appeared in the air. The captain stared at it for close to ten seconds before he made a decision. It was a long shot, but it was the best chance they had.
"Full power to engines! To the light right in front of us!"
"Are you sure, sir?"
"As I said Twatt, we need to have faith."
Twatt flew off to convey the orders, and the ship started moving rather quickly towards where the light was. It was getting closer and closer, until the ship finally hit ground. The impact shook the entire tiny island, though somehow the residents of the strange tower where the light had originated from barely spared a thought for the quakes. They were all a bit preoccupied.
A unanimous cheer erupted from the entire crew, hats and anchors being thrown in the air. Then they realised that they made a horrible mistake when anchors started falling from the sky on top of them. Dodging around the small holes that were littered around the deck, the captain and Twatt made their way off the ship, giving the crew orders to get the water off the ship and fix the holes that had just appeared. Getting off the ship, Twatt turned to the captain.
"Sir, what are we doing exactly?"
The captain turned to Twatt, then turned back to the T shaped tower, which was outlined by the rain. A smile broke out across his face as he spoke.
"I need to thank the one that just saved our lives, Twatt."
The Titans were starting to get anxious. Raven had managed to pull Beast Boy to the ground and currently had him pinned down underneath her, still kissing him. Beast Boy knew he should have been enjoying this, but between the thoughts of 'holy crap she's kissing me.' And 'this is the one thing she wanted to do to me the most?' he didn't have much room for pleasure. He was just too surprised.
Cyborg would have been laughing so hard he was running the risk of puking if he wasn't more surprised than Beast Boy. He had expected Raven to open a portal straight to hell or pull off a limb or throw Beast Boy half way around the world, not pull him to the ground, straddle him and refuse to pull her lips away. He could see that Beast Boy was as surprised as the rest of them, and Cyborg finally managed to speak from the corner of his mouth to Robin.
"Dude, what the hell is going on?"
Robin jumped, startled. He had honestly forgotten that there were other people in the room. For the first time, he actually studied what was going on in front of him.
"Well, here's what we know. Raven is currently acting out her greatest desire towards Beast Boy, and she has had him in this kiss for close to three minutes," Starfire was listening at this point, pulled out of her continuous thoughts of 'ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod'. Robin continued, "and at this point it's beginning to get scary. It also looks like Beast Boy isn't kissing back."
Cyborg cut in at that point. "Yeah, man. Look at his face. He's more surprised than anyone. He's been trying to push her away for a while. I think he's lost some hair."
Silence reigned supreme, before Starfire hesitantly dethroned it.
"Friends... would this possibly mean... that Raven indeed reciprocates Beast Boy's feeling for her?"
The Titans were silent once again, the only noise in the room being the rain hammering against the window and the disturbing, almost slurping sound coming from the wall where Beast Boy was trapped. Before any of them could speak, laugh, scoff etc, a resounding crash shook the island.
The entire tower shook with the unknown blow, the force of it enough to wobble the foundations of the T shaped headquarters. The three Titans who were still capable of coherent thought all had different things on their mind.
'Are we under attack?'
'Whichever asshole did that better not have hurt mah tower!'
'New friends?'
All three of them were pulled from their thoughts, however, when a large smacking sound echoed through the room. Turning around, they saw that Raven had finally pulled away from Beast Boy, their lips making the slightly revolting sound as they separated.
Raven stood up straight, looking down at Beast Boy. He almost looked asleep, except his eyes were wide and his face was deathly pale. Turning her head, she looked at the other Titans, all of whom were looking at her with expectant expressions. Robin spoke first.
"Raven? Are you awake?"
"I've been awake since before the first question."
The Titans (except for Beast Boy, who was still out of it) all gaped at Raven. She had answered their questions, bared her heart for them all to see, kissed Beast Boy? All willingly?
"Nuh uh. No way Rae."
"Yes way."
"No way."
"Yes way."
"No way."
Robin broke into their intellectual debate.
"Raven, I'll believe that you were awake for all of that, but why?"
Raven considered his question. She would admit freely that she had wanted to know how her friends would react around her if they thought that she was hypnotised, but she would never admit freely that she had lost control of her emotions for a split second and, in that time, Brave had taken over. She had pretty much blown it after she responded to Cyborg, until the Titans gave her an excuse. She had then kept her eyes closed to hide the fact that she still had her irises instead of annoying headache inducing swirls.
"I wanted to see what would happen." Raven shrugged, turning back to Beast Boy. He was completely gone, staring into space. Raven was afraid that she might have overdone it. The split second when Raven had reached Beast Boy at the wall, her emotions were all battling for dominance. Luckily for Beast Boy, Affection had won over Rage, and the rest was history. Even though Raven had regained control right before pinning Beast Boy to the ground...
Cyborg cleared his throat, gesturing at Beast Boy. "And what was that?"
Raven sighed. This was going to be a long story...
"Put your hips into it, Twatt!"
"I'm trying sir, but its so hard!"
"You need to work on your endurance, I could do this at least twice more."
"I'm sure you could, but I'm just not used to having things in there..."
The captain and Twatt had been climbing the cliff, going from boulder to boulder. Half way up, Twatt had gotten quite a bad wedgie. He couldn't pull it out, and so had traversed the rest of the way severely handicapped. They had made their way to the front door, stopping right in front of the massive button that they had assumed was the doorbell.
"Shall you do the honours or shall I, sir?"
"Why don't we both do it?"
"Alright sir."
Both the captain and Twatt reached for the button, pressing down on it simultaneously. Immediately, a huge electrical charge passed through their bodies, knocking them both out. They had accidentally triggered one of Beast Boy's pranks, and as a result they had both passed out in front of the door.
The other Titans all listened to Raven tell her story. By the time she was finished they had managed to summarise the most important parts. She had started having feelings for Beast Boy after the Malchior incident, and those feeling had gotten stronger the more time that they spent together. She had sensed that he had felt the same way for a while, and had taken the initiative when Cyborg had given her the command. That was at least what she told them. She didn't want to admit to her lack of control, even though no one was hurt.
"... And now I'm telling all of you. Oh yeah, Beast Boy is still gone."
Turning to Beast Boy, Raven called out to him.
"Beast Boy?" Beast Boy's face twitched, his eyes focusing slightly. He seemed to be close enough to listening, so Raven continued. Cyborg walked back into the room as Raven started talking. He had gone to investigate an alarm that had gone off at the front door, only to find some unconscious citizens. He had moved them down to the med bay, where they were now lying almost as comatose as Beast Boy.
"Tomorrow night, 7? Dinner and a movie."
Silence, then a slow smile spread across Beast Boy's face. He nodded slowly and Raven gave a small smile, standing up and walking out.
The Titans sat down in silence. They had not seen this coming. Cyborg started laughing at the same time as Starfire started grinning. Had her friends just discovered the romantic feelings for one another, similar to herself and Robin? Giggling, she rocketed out of her seat and flew right for Raven's room. She wanted details, Damn it!
Beast Boy had recovered by this point, though he was still staring at the door. He had been since Raven had left. A large smile was on his face, which had finally returned to its regular colour. Cyborg stopped his laughter enough to address his green teammate.
"You lucky green son of a bitch."
That being said, he got up to start walking out as well, but stopped and turned back.
"I don't suppose either of you knows why we have some random guy who looks likes he's swam an ocean and a parrot wearing a ridiculous suit in the med bay?"
Robin and Beast Boy both shook their heads. They didn't know anything anymore. Not after what had happened. Cyborg sighed and turned again, this time the door closing behind him.
Robin turned to say something to Beast Boy, but he was interrupted by Cyborg, his voice booming out from the corridor.
"Don't forget that I still owe you some payback, String Bean!"
Beast Boy chuckled. Even though he didn't know what had happened, he didn't care. No matter what Cyborg did, nothing could bring his spirits down. Tomorrow would definitely be a good day. He turned to Robin, who had started laughing when Cyborg had called out. He wore an evil smirk as he spoke.
"Laugh now dude, how long do you think it'll take Star to start asking us to double date?"
Laughing himself at the look on Robin's face, Beast Boy stood to leave the room. Robin slumped back on to the couch, his mind a whirlwind of emotions and different words. Eventually, he found the perfect word.
And that is my second story. I'm surprised I managed to keep it at two chapters. So many new ideas, so little that actually worked. If you wanted to, you could check my profile and see some of the stories that I might write next, and if you enjoyed this story and haven't already, I would suggest you read my other story. It's three chapters and has a similar style to this one, but probably has a bit more humour. Yeah, that pretty much sounds like a shameless plug. Not like I'm holding a gun to your head or anything.
So anyways, feel free to leave a review, they're like candy that doesn't make you fat. But unlike any literal candy that doesn't make you fat, they don't taste like crap. You can quote that if you want. I hope you enjoyed the story!


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|Shucked clams and liquor
|1 Quart
|Salt pork slices
|3 , diced
|2 Small, minced
|2 Medium, diced
|Bay leaf
|1 Cup (16 tbs)
|3 Cup (48 tbs), scalded
|Half and half
|1 1⁄2 Cup (24 tbs)
|1⁄4 Cup (4 tbs)
|Freshly ground pepper
|To Taste
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Drain clams; reserve liquor; chop coarsely.
Fry salt pork slowly in kettle until all fat is rendered.
Add onions; saute until golden.
Add potatoes, bay leaf, and water; simmer until potatoes are tender.
Strain reserved clam liquor; stir into potato mixture with milk, cream, butter, and chopped clams.
Add seasonings; simmer 15 minutes.
Add more seasonings, if needed.
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Nutrition Facts
Serving size: Complete recipe
Calories 2687 Calories from Fat 1534
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 172 g265.3%
Saturated Fat 88.7 g443.4%
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 620.4 mg206.8%
Sodium 2219.6 mg92.5%
Total Carbohydrates 157 g52.5%
Dietary Fiber 12.3 g49.3%
Sugars 49.4 g
Protein 136 g271.6%
Vitamin A 111.2% Vitamin C 302.2%
Calcium 159.8% Iron 569.8%
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->''"Goonies never say die!"''
This 1985 adventure comedy is one of those ubiquitous films of TheEighties fans hold fond memories of, even today.
A small group of kids living on the "Goon Docks" of Astoria, Oregon are in dire straits: the owners of a local country club have threatened their families' homes with foreclosure so they can finish building a new addition to said country club. On one of their last days in the neighborhood, one of the "Goonies", Mikey (Creator/SeanAstin), discovers a TreasureMap in his attic. The map supposedly reveals where to find the treasure of infamous pirate One-Eyed Willie -- and it appears to lead somewhere underneath Astoria. Mikey and the rest of the Goonies decide to [[SavingTheOrphanage try saving their neighborhood]] by going after the treasure -- but to get it, they must outwit a trio of mobsters and survive numerous death traps designed to keep One-Eyed Willie's treasure safe from outsiders.
''The Goonies'' was the brainchild of three well-known directors: Creator/StevenSpielberg (executive producer/story), Creator/ChrisColumbus (screenplay [[note]]Though, at the time of this film, he wasn't quite famous yet... nor was he even a director. He made his debut in the director's chair two years later with ''Film/AdventuresInBabysitting''[[/note]]), and Creator/RichardDonner (director).
In addition to a {{Novelization}} by James Kahn, the film also received [[VideoGame/TheGoonies two licensed video games]]. A rumored sequel has been stuck in DevelopmentHell since TheOughts.
!! ''The Goonies'' contains examples of the following tropes:
* AbandonedArea: The restaurant. Maybe.
--> '''Mouth:''' This is a summer place? [[CobwebOfDisuse Looks like it hasn't been open for ''ten'' summers.]]
* AccidentalKiss: Andy accidentally kissed Mikey instead of Brand when they're under the wishing well. She doesn't know until the end, when she asks Brand where his braces went.
--> '''Andy:''' Brand, what happened to your braces?\\
'''Brand:''' I don't wear braces, Mikey wears...*realizes what she's saying*...Mikey! That little...\\
'''Andy:''' Ssshhh...*kisses him again*
* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: Most of Data's inventions have names which invoke this.
* AdultsAreUseless: When Mikey's mom sees Brand all tied up, instead of freeing him she asks why he can't exercise like a normal kid.
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: Somehow the British Navy chased pirate One-Eyed Willy up near the Oregon coast.
* ArtisticLicenseGeography: The Oregon coast seen in the movie is either on the Washington side of the Columbia River or some two dozen miles to the south. Neither is likely to be accessible to a gang of teens and pre-teens on bicycles.
** Putting the final scene on the river keeps it within bicycle range, but then Washington would show up on the other side of what would clearly be a River, rather than the ocean.
* AsianAndNerdy: Data, but it didn't make him any less of a badass when it came to facing danger.
* AsianSpeekeeEngrish: Data.
* AtomicFBomb: Mouth screams a curse as he falls down the waterfall into the lagoon where the ship is.
-->'''Mouth''': OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHIIIIIIIT!!!!!! *splash*
* AvoidTheDreadedGRating: The word shit comes up several times. As do references to drugs like cocaine and heroin, and "sexual torture devices".
* BatScare: When Brand removes a rock blocking further passage into the tunnel leading to One-Eyed Willy's hideout, he calls out to see if anybody's there, and a swarm of bats come flying out of the hole, scaring the Goonies.
* BecauseYouWereNiceToMe: Not that he articulates it (and might not even be able to properly), but Chunk is the first person to really treat Sloth like a fellow person. It's no surprise when Sloth proceeds to help Chunk (and by extension, the rest of Chunk's friends) later.
* BerserkButton: First when Mouth tells Chunk he has naked pictures of his mom taking a bath, real cheap, forcing Chunk to break the door open. Second, averted, when Chunk accidentally breaks the water cooler he was drinking from when Mouth thought of putting chocolate on the floor so he can eat through. "Okay Mouth, that's all I can stand and I can't stand no more!"
* BigEater:
** Chunk is always eating or hungry in every scene.
** Sloth has quite an appetite as well, which is how he and Chunk first bond.
** When the Goonies hear Sloth growling, Stef thought it was his GrowlingGut.
* BiggerBad: Could be applied to One-Eyed Willy as, having been dead for around 350 years, he plays no direct role in the plot and all that is seen of him is his mortal remains. However the heroes must battle through his traps to reach his treasure and Mikey certainly views their quest as a personal duel between himself and Willy. Also, in his time, Willy was a far greater BigBad than the Fratellis (he did [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking kill all of his men]]) and Ma Fratelli seems to regard his corpse with a certain mutual criminal reverence.
-->'''Mikey''': Come on One-Eyed Willy, what does this have to do with the map? Is this just another one of your tricks?\\
'''Mikey''': We've got you now One-Eyed Willy, we're coming up right behind you!\\
'''Mikey''': I made it, I beat you.\\
'''Ma Fratelli''': Thank you Mr Willy, thank you. You've made my day.
** Perkins counts, given that he's the reason why the Goonies went on their quest in the first place; he tried to demolish the Goon Docks for a golf course expansion to his nearby country club.
* BigScrewedUpFamily: The Fratellis.
* BilingualBonus: The gangsters are the infamous Fratelli Brothers and their mother. Fratelli means "brothers" in Italian.
** When Chunk realizes he's been caught by the Fratellis ''again'', the words he mumbles -- before he starts screaming -- are the beginning of a Hebrew prayer.
* BlatantLies: Francis, with his, "I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!" In the very next scene, when he's fighting with Jake, the toupee flaps right off his head.
** He took his toupee off when the bats were coming out.
* BlindWithoutEm: Stef, although it's really just a couple instances of "I can't see a thing"; it's not really played for comedy or anything.
* BoobyTrap: Or, as Data [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish would call them]], "Booty Traps". This film is ''swimming'' with them.
* {{Bowdlerize}}: Obviously, all instances of the kids swearing is cut when this film airs on television, however it's worth noting, when ABC Family airs this movie, most of Andy's [[PantyShot panty shots]] are cut from the film. In one shot, her minishirt is even ''digitally painted'' to cover up her panties!
* BreakingTheBonds: Sloth pulls his chains right out of the wall to retrieve Chunk's Baby Ruth candybar.
* BuffySpeak: Mikey (and sometimes his friends) keeps referring to the treasure as One-Eyed Willy's "rich stuff".
* BunglingInventor: Data and his father. "You guys I've been saved by my [[GrapplingHookPistol Pinchers of Peril]]!"
* ButtMonkey: Chunk.
* TheCameo: Cyndi Lauper appears as herself, on TV, singing "The Goonies R Good Enough."
* TheCanKickedHim: Troy is launched into the ceiling of the country club bathroom when the Goonies are fooling around with the PipeMaze.
* CaveMouth: There is a skull-shaped cave entrance.
* CensorshipBySpelling: "Holy S-H-I-T!"
** According to Quan, his mom wouldn't allow him to curse in the movie.
* ChaseScene: The film begins with Jake Fratelli breaking out of jail followed by a car chase.
* ChekhovsGun: Mikey's marble bag and the candles(more specifically, the [[DynamiteCandle one with writing on it]]) the kids find.
* ChekhovsSkill:
** Sloth's watching of an Errol Flynn film earlier in the film comes in handy at the climax.
** Andy's piano lessons when she was four.
** Mouth's fluency in Spanish.
* ChildhoodBrainDamage: It's implied that Sloth's deformity was caused by being dropped as a baby. When Ma Fratelli tries to calm him down by singing "Rock-a-bye Baby", Sloth reacts to the line "the cradle will fall" as if it has unearthed RepressedMemories, precipitating his HeelFaceTurn.
-->'''Ma Fratelli:''' I only dropped you once! Okay, maybe twice!
* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: Chunk bitches the most about everything that takes place, and is chewed out by every other person in the movie for it. Yet he turns out to be completely right about the Fratellis and what they're up to.
** Though to be fair, he's always been CryingWolf.
* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder: [[spoiler: One-Eyed Willy and his mates.]]
* CommunityThreateningConstruction: The Goonies are inspired to go on their adventure (or at least the one in the film) due to the threat of their houses being foreclosed upon to build a new golf course.
* ContrivedCoincidence: [[spoiler:Mikey stops Data from taking from one particular platter of coins while they raid One-Eyed Willy's treasure. Ma Fratelli later lifts the same platter, and it trips the final trap which releases the ship from the cavern.]]
* ConvenientlyPreciseTranslation: The treasure map is in Spanish, but when translated into English, it becomes rhyming verse. No one even stops to consider how unusual this is.
* CounterfeitCash: "Fifty-dollar bill... ''Fifty-dollar bill! FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL!!''"
* CoversAlwaysLie: Chunk is with the rest of the Goonies in several VHS and DVD covers. But in the movie, he doesn't meet up with them until the climax.
* CreatorCameo:
** Creator/RichardDonner, the director, is one of the guys on the [=ATVs=] near the end of the film.
---> "Well, I'll be damned, it's them goobers!"
** Donner's motorhome also appears in a camera shot of Mikey and Brand on their house's patio.
* CryingWolf: Chunk.
* DeadpanSnarker:
** This being an 80s movie, pretty much all of the kids had a silver tongue at some point, from Chunk to Data.
** Hell, Mama Fratelli gets in on this as well:
-->'''Mouth''': ''(pointing at the cup of reddish liquid)'' It's supposed to be water?\\
'''Fratelli''': It's wet, ain't it? ''Drink it!''
** And later, when the Fratellis find the body of Chester Copperpot.
--> '''Jake:''' ''(checking the wallet)'' Looks like they picked him clean, Ma.\\
'''Mother Fratelli:''' Sure, right before they ate him.\\
'''Francis:''' Stupid.
* DroppedGlasses: Stef drops her glasses and Mikey accidentally steps on them.
* DudeMagnet: Andy. Troy wants her. Brand wants her. And Mikey clearly does ''not'' mind her kissing him passionately.
* DurableDeathTrap: All those booby traps set by Willie so many years ago still seem to work just fine.
* DynamiteCandle: A rare example of combining this with ChekhovsGun; when the Goonies find Chester Copperpot's body, they pick through his satchel and find a bunch of candles, which the camera lingers on long enough to notice one "candle" has some kind of writing on it. Most of them actually ''are'' candles, which are used throughout the movie. In the penultimate scene, they're down to the last "candle", which of course is ''not'' a candle.
-->'''Data''': This funny candle, it sparkling.\\
'''Brand''': [[OhCrap That's not a candle, it's-]]\\
'''Everyone''': '''''DYNAMITE!!!'''''
* EthnicMenialLabor: Rosalita.
* EvilLaugh:
** Francis Fratelli makes a passable, if rather high-pitched attempt at one.
** Sloth has a triumphant EvilLaugh after Mikey pushes the food tray towards him.
* EvilMatriarch: Mama Fratelli.
* ExactWords: When Chunk is told to confess "everything", he does just that by telling the Fratellis all the bad things he did.
* EyelessFace: Partially applies to One-Eyed Willy.
* TheFamilyForTheWholeFamily: Ma Fratelli and her sons, in this case a ''literal'' family fit for the whole family.
* FatCamp: One of the things Chunk confesses to when caught by the Fratellis was being sent to a fat camp and getting kicked out for pigging out.
* FictionalDocument: The {{Novelization}} uses these to set the scene; excerpts from local Astoria newspaper articles, first detailing the escape of Jake Fratelli, and later covering the rescue of the kids, the arrests and prosecution of the Fratelli gang. They also detail the HappilyEverAfter - which is ''really'' happy.
* FictionFiveHundred: One-Eyed Willy
* FirstKiss: [[spoiler: Mikey with Andy.]]
* FramedClue: The TreasureMap.
* [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: Brand standing with the others in the attic talking about One-Eyed Willy, and he's apparently more interested in trying to catch a fly or something. During the commentary, Josh Brolin admits he has ''no'' idea what he's doing in that scene.
* GentleGiant: "Sloth love Chunk!"
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: [[DoubleEntendre One-Eyed Willy]]. Other penis jokes in the film are incredibly overt, however.
** "That's my mom's most favorite piece."
* GoldFever: It's very subtle, but The Goonies do get more irritable and impatient with each other when they reach the ship. Played harshly straight in the backstory with One Eyed Willy and his mates.
* GoodBadTranslation: Just read the subtitles when Mouth "translates" to Rosalita for Mrs. Walsh.
-->'''Rosalita:''' [in Spanish; subtitled] My God, I'm in a crazy house!
* GratuitousSpanish: Rosalita.
* GroinAttack: Data's "Pinchers of Peril" bite onto Francis Fratelli's groin when they confront him on the pirate ship.
* TheGrotesque: Sloth. He also qualifies as a {{Gonk}}.
* HappilyEverAfter: Detailed in the {{Novelization}} through a series of [[FictionalDocument excerpts from the Astoria newspaper]]; because of salvage laws, ''Mikey owns One-Eyed Willie's ship and everything on it.'' As a result, having paid off the loans, the developers are unable to build their golf course, and have to sell the property - and because no-one else in the area has the money ''the Goonies' parents buy everything.'' The land already bulldozed becomes low-cost housing. The country club which the developers built ahead of time becomes a community center. Their parents also build a childrens center, a Chinese restaurant, a plumbing supply house, a fish market, and a public-access invention laboratory. The museum that Mikey's dad chairs even gets a new addition; One-Eyed Willy's ship! The last article is a notice of the Bar Mitzvah for Jason Sloth Cohen, the newly adopted son of Mr. & Mrs. Jerry Cohen.
* HeroStoleMyBike: "I owe you one."
* HesDeadJim: "It's a STIFF!"
* HeyWait: After the kids have glued the statue's broken piece[[note]]genitalia[[/note]] back on, Mrs. Walsh comes in and notices the odd way they're all crowded around it on the coffee table. Awkward silence, then...
-->'''Mrs. Walsh''': What is ''that''?\\
'''Chunk''': Oh shit, what?\\
'''Mrs. Walsh''': ''What'' is ''that?! ''(camera cuts to some spilled potato chips on the floor)'' That is a ''mess''! I want it cleaned up, boys!
* HiddenDepths: Mouth in the wishing well.
-->'''Stef''': Wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.\\
'''Mikey''': Why?\\
'''Stef''': Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.\\
'''Mouth''': Yeah, but you know what? ''This'' one, ''this'' one right here? This was ''my'' dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
* HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt: Brand threatens Mikey this way he and the other kids tie him to a chair:
-->'''Brand:''' I am going to hit all of you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
* HomemadeInventions: The gadgets made by Data and his father.
* HowMuchDidYouHear: Mikey to the other Goonies.
-->'''Mikey''': How long have you guys been standing there?\\
'''Brand''': [[OneLinerNameOneLiner Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.]]
** Ma Fratelli to the Goonies.
-->'''Ma Fratelli''': How long you boys been at that window?\\
'''Mouth''': Long enough to see you need about 400 Roach Motels in this place.
* HuddleShot
* HulkSpeak: Sloth. "Sloth love Chunk!"
* HumanResources: Many of the traps or their triggers are built of human bones, including (somehow) the pipe organ.
* HumiliationConga: In the {{Novelization}}, the Goonies do more than just save their homes. There's enough money from the treasure left over that they [[KickTheSonOfABitch buy the country club and then raze it]], putting in a new museum, affordable housing, and other buildings.
* HyperAwareness: Simply by smelling them, Chunk can tell what toppings are on a pizza, the same goes for ice cream flavors in a locked freezer.
* IllKillYou: Mikey does this when his brother Brandon (AKA: Brand) calls him an "adopted wuss".
--->'''Mikey:''' I'm no adopted wuss! I'll kill you, Brand!
* ImpossibleMissionCollapse: A very fast acting example occurs near the end:
-->'''Andy:''' What about the Fratellis?\\
'''Stef:''' Yeah, those creeps are still after us!\\
'''Mikey:''' I have an idea. I saw this in an old HardyBoys episode. We leave a trail of gems leading into one cave while we hide out in another. And when they go into that cave, we'll make a run for it.\\
'''Mama Fratelli:''' Now, that sounds like a great idea!
* ItsTheJourneyThatCounts: Played with. By searching for One-Eyed Willy's treasure, the friends all get even closer, Brand and Mikey prove [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther they really do love each other]], Andy learns she's a Goonie and tosses Troy aside, and they all come to realize they don't need money as long as they have each other. (Mikey apologizes to his dad for having to give up the treasure to save themselves, but his father is only glad to have him and Brand back safe and sound.) But not only did they help capture the Fratellis and give Sloth a home, so good was accomplished, but the gems in Mikey's marble bag will save the town from the country club developer, [[SweetAndSourGrapes so they don't have to leave Astoria after all]].
* JerkJock: Troy.
* KickTheDog: Troy driving Brand off the road while he's on the child-sized bike. [[DisproportionateRetribution Just for talking to his girl Andy.]]
* TheKlutz: Chunk. Mikey even [[ExploitedTrope uses]] Chunk's clumsiness to break the TreasureMap from its frame. "What'd you break this time, Chunk?"
* LeaveYourQuestTest: When Troy offers the Goonies rescue via the well.
* LighthousePoint: Where the entrance to the caves is located.
* LoadBearingHero: Sloth holds up a boulder to let the Goonies escape.
* Magazine/{{MAD}}: ''Goofies'' - in which there are six kids in the gang rather than seven (Stef is absent for some reason; presumably Martha Plimpton wouldn't allow her likeness to be used).
* MadwomanInTheAttic: Sloth, in this case in the CreepyBasement.
* {{Malaproper}}: Mrs. Walsh, Mikey Walsh, Data... Both Mikey and Data are called out on when they mention "booty traps".
** In fact, Brand is the only member of the Walsh clan that ''doesn't'' do this.
--->'''Mrs. Walsh''': Brandon, don't you come home without your brother, or I'll commit Hare Krishna!\\
'''Brandon''': That's "[[{{Seppuku}} Hara Kiri]]", ma.\\
'''Mrs. Walsh''': That is exactly what I said!
* MetaphorIsMyMiddleName: Mouth invokes this.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh''': You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.\\
'''Mouth''': "Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.
* MisfitMobilizationMoment: See RousingSpeech.
* MistakenConfession: "Okay! I'll talk!"
* MsFanservice: Andy, by way of ShesGotLegs and PantyShot.
--> "Don't I have a beautiful body?! ''Don't I have a beautiful body?!?''"
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: During Chunk's "confession" to The Fratellis he says the worst thing he ever did was mixed up a bunch of fake puke, took it to a movie theater, went to the balcony and poured it on the people below and everyone in the audience started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. He had never felt so bad in his entire life.
* NearVillainVictory: Although the Fratellis are captured, the last booby trap cuts everyone off from the treasure (and releases the ''Inferno'' out to sea) so that the whole adventure seems to have been nothing. But then, right as Mikey's dad is about to sign the SmugSnake developer's contract, Rosalita [[JustInTime happens to check Mikey's marble bag]]...
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Data accidentally shoves Andy into the bone organ's keys, causing a wrong note and collapsing the floor all around them after fending off Jake and Francis. Whoops.
* NobodyPoops: Averted. The gang stops to go to "the little boys' room" and "the little girls' room", though Brand elects to go to the "'''men''''s room".
* NotSoDifferent:
** Mike and One-Eyed Willie both have a fondness for Rube Goldberg devices (some are remarkably similar; Mikey's starts with a bowling ball and Willie's starts with a cannonball). Also, Mikey and Willie both have disabilities, Mikey with his asthma and Willie's one eye. To make it even more obvious, the {{Novelization}} says that Willie had asthma, too.
** Chunk discovers that Sloth also has a love for sweet things, especially chocolate.
* OhCrap: The Fratellis' reaction when Sloth reveals his Superman shirt.
** Chunk's reaction when he sees the ORV with bullet holes parked in the garage of the old restaurant. The same ORV he saw being chased by the police earlier in the film.
** Chunk again when he calls a car to help him get the police... and sees that Jake Fratelli is the driver.
* OilSlick: Data's "Slick Shoes" invention is essentially the vehicular version in a shoe-sized package. He successfully applies it to a mast that crosses a river while being chased by the villains.
* OneLiner: When Andy worries that Chunk might be dead, Mike retorts with, "Goonies never say die!" and continues his RousingSpeech.
* OnlySmartPeopleMayPass: The Goonies are tested by various booby traps, the most memorable a musical riddle.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: When the TreasureMap is first found and Mikey asks Mouth to translate the Spanish on it, he begins with his typical snarky attitude, hamming it up and overdoing the Spanish/pirate accent...but by the end of the first stanza, as it sinks in just what they've found (and how threatening the lines are), this slowly fades, until he speaks rather quietly and slowly, with a rather pale face. Played for more comedy later, when Mama Fratelli realizes that Mouth is being oddly silent. She forces him to open up and fishes out a comically large amount of treasure from it.
* TheOtherRainforest: Set and filmed in Astoria, Oregon. How a Spanish Main-era pirate got there is anyone's guess.
* PantyShot: [[MsFanservice Andy in several scenes.]] Most notably where she falls off the ship's plank into the lagoon.
* PeekABooCorpse: Aside from the dead FBI agent in the freezer, at least one example occurs with one of Willy's crew on the deck of the ship. There's also the variation of the dead animal on the rake handle that Stef steps on, and of course [[ThisWayToCertainDeath Chester Copperpot]].
* PetTheDog: Mikey gives Sloth his food, but runs away after seeing his face.
* PipeMaze: They run into one of these underground. Banging on the pipes to make noise ends up causing chaos for the country club above them. Sloth causes even more trouble when he pushes a pipe upwards, apparently leading to a traffic accident above.
* {{Pirate}}: One-Eyed Willy.
* PirateBooty: The ship is full of it.
* PostKissCatatonia: Mikey after being accidentally kissed by Andy.
* PrettyLittleHeadshots: The corpse in the freezer was shot in the head, yet the bullethole is so tiny and clean that it looks more like the Fratellis whacked him by putting a cigarette out on his forehead. No exit wound, either.
* ProductPlacement: Chunk is all over the product placement, famously befriending Sloth with a Baby Ruth candy bar. Pepsi makes several label-out appearances, also Domino's Pizza, and others. The Jeep Cherokee comes out looking real good too.
** Mikey reads ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', which was and is co-owned with Creator/WarnerBros. They did a parody anyway.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "There will be no more SIGNING! TODAY! OR EVER! AGAIN!"
* RichSuitorPoorSuitor: Troy and Brand, respectively, for Andy.
* RubeGoldbergDevice:
** The gate opener at Mikey's house.
** A number of the booby traps.
** [[spoiler:And the device that collapses the cave and frees the ship at the end.]]
* RousingSpeech: [[TheHero Mikey's]] speech convinces the Goonies to continue following the TreasureMap after the JerkJock offers them a chance to be rescued.
-->'''Mikey''': Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see? Don't you realize? He was a ''pro'' and he never made it this far! Look how far ''we've'' come. We've got a chance!
* RunningGag: A character will mispronounce something, another character will supply the correct word and the first character will claim that's what they said.
* SavingTheOrphanage: If by orphanage you mean "Goon Docks", then yes, this is the motivating factor behind the adventure.
* ShipTease: Between Mouth and Stef. A ''whole'' damn lot of it.
** The exchange they have in the deleted convenience store scene just reeks of FoeYay:
--> '''Stef''': You still smell like a plumber's son.\\
'''Mouth''': And you still smell like a fisherman's daughter.
* ShipshapeShipwreck: One-Eyed Willie's 350-year-old pirate ship actually sails out onto the open seas at the end. While the ship is not submerged, it has been sitting in water for three centuries in a wet, brackish cavern with lots of moisture dripping from stalactites. Aside from the skeleton of Willie, the ship and even its sails appear to be in fairly good condition.
* ShoutOut:
** To ''Film/{{Superman}}'', one of director Richard Donner's previous films. A few notes from the famous theme are played when Sloth reveals he's wearing a Superman T-shirt.
** "Just like that last prank about all those [[Film/{{Gremlins}} little creatures that multiply when you throw water at them]]." This is also an allusion to another project one of the creators previous worked on, as Chris Columbus, the screenwriter for the movie, also wrote the original screenplay for ''Gremlins''. In addition, Corey Feldman was in that film, too.
** Sloth is first seen wearing a Los Angeles Raiders T-shirt (when the film was shot, the Raiders were based in LA. They have since moved back to Oakland). John Matuszak, who portrayed Sloth, formerly played for the Raiders.
** Sloth's "Hey you guys!" is a literal ShoutOut to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFYMijdQ_sA Rita Moreno's famous intro]] in ''Series/TheElectricCompany1971''.
** Mouth imitates [[MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]] using his comb in place of a cigar when he delivers the "You wouldn't be here if it wasn't" line.
* SlipperySkid: Data's "Slick Shoes" lead to some nut-crunching acrobatics by the Fratelli brothers.
* SongsInTheKeyOfLock: The pipe organ.
* TemptingFate: After Chunk falls off the couch with the statue.
-->'''Chunk''': You thought I was gonna drop it, didn't you? ''(immediately drops it)''
* TenSecondFlashlight: A non-video-game example: Data activates his "Bully Blinders" because nobody else brought a flashlight to the cave. While the intense light does indeed blind the rest of the gang for a few moments, it also burns out the batteries just as quickly.
* TentativeLight
* TheyKnowTooMuch: The main reason the Fratellis go after the Goonies [[spoiler: in the tunnels is because the kids know who they are and where their hideout is.]]
* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodSandwich: Francis threw a slice of pizza at Jake during one of their arguments.
-->'''Jake:''' ''(throws a bucket at Francis)'' He was eating my pepperoni.\\
'''Francis:''' ''(pulls his gun out)'' You want your pepperoni? Huh? Huh! ''(throws a slice at Jake's face, prompting him to pull his gun)''
* ThirdPersonPerson: Sloth. Also Data, occasionally.
-->'''Data''': Data's okay. But Data's tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons.
* ThisWayToCertainDeath: The characters run across the long-dead body of treasure hunter Chester Copperpot in their search for One-Eyed Willy's ship. Some of them want to turn back, but Mikey convinces them that this is a ''good'' sign, because it means that they're on the right track, and they have already got farther than a professional treasure hunter.
* TokenGoodTeammate[=/=]WhiteSheep: Sloth is the only kind-hearted Fratelli.
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Steph and Andy.
* TreasureMap
* TrickedOutShoes: Data has them, and despite his fellow Goonies' skepticism, they come in handy.
-->'''Mouth and Mikey''': Slick Shoes? Are you ''crazy?!''
* TrollingTranslator: Mrs. Walsh asks Mouth, [[ChekhovsSkill who can speak Spanish]], to translate her instructions to Rosalita, who doesn't know any English.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Pants and shirts are in the second. Just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Forget the suitcases. Clark, can you translate all of that?\\
'''Mouth:''' Why certainly, Mrs. Walsh.\\
'''Mrs. Walsh:''' That's wonderful.\\
'''Mouth:''' (''to Rosalita, in Spanish'') The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Now Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. That's why it's always open.\\
'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need: brooms, dustpans, insect spray. I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?\\
'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.\\
'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Okay, Rosie? Okay? You're going to be very happy here. Come on, Clark, we've got much more to do. You're so fluent in languages!\\
'''Rosalita:''' (''in Spanish'') My God, I'm in a crazy house!
* UndeadAuthor: According to the legend, One-Eyed Willie killed off all of his men after making the map; when asked how the map and story got out, Mikey comments that he asked his dad this too, and his dad said one of them must have escaped. The scene of the crime seems to imply that Willie and his top officers all killed each other off fighting over the treasure at the table - meaning that the survivor who escaped with the map was [[RedemptionEarnsLife even smarter than Willy.]]
-->'''Mikey:''' I know how these guys must have died. What a mess.
* TheUnfavourite: Mama favors Francis over Jake.
-->'''Jake''': You always take his side, Mama. You always liked him better than me.\\
'''Mama''': (''Smacks Jake'') That's right!
* VomitChainReaction: Chunk claims he accidentally started one in a movie theater as a result of a practical joke involving fake puke. He admits he felt bad for doing it.
* WalkThePlank: Mama Fratelli makes Andy walk the plank off the pirate ship.
* WorkplaceAcquiredAbilities: Andy is able to save her friends from a deadly trap on account of the fact she took piano lessons when she was four years old.
* TheWorldsExpertOnGettingKilled: Treasure hunter Chester Copperpot got killed by the first pirate booby trap he encountered. The Goonies decide to be inspired by the fact that they've made it farther than the expert.
* WorthyOpponent: Mikey very much treats One-Eyed Willy this way. And in an odd way, when Mikey warns the others not to take the treasure from the scales because "that's Willy's", the following reaction shot of his skeleton almost seems to suggest ''he'' respected Mikey for understanding that.
** It could also suggest Willy's relieved because touching his treasure from the scales would set up another booby trap.
* ZillionDollarBill: One-Eyed Willy's treasure. Most of the treasure is lost completely, but the handful of gems that Mikey holds onto is enough to save the Goon Docks from being turned into a country club. (One flawless two-carat - that's .4 grams - Burmese ruby is valued at more than ''fifty thousand dollars''.)
** Once the ship makes its escape to sea, you could assume a salvage convoy would bring it back in within a couple days and get a massive finder's fee for the Goonies. And besides that, when Mikey brings the jewels off the ship, he hasn't just laid claim to a few pretty rocks -- under US and international maritime salvage law, the rights to a salvage vessel and its contents go to the person(s) who first successfully salvage something from a vessel. Since Mikey was that person for One-Eyed Willy's ship, ''the ship and everything on it is rightfully his.''
** In the {{Novelization}}, the results of the adventure result in enough funds -- even after everyone pays off their leases -- to not only buy the (now-unfinishable and worthless) country club and [[KickTheSonOfABitch raze it]] to build affordable housing, but add numerous local fixtures (such as a brand new museum for Mikey's dad to chair).


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At a fundraiser at the Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco that kicked off with a moment of silence for the Aurora victims, Romney said during his speech that "Our hearts are with the many people who have lost loved ones in Colorado and in other places, particularly we're thinking of Aurora, Colorado and the tragedy that occurred there, the senseless killing there."
"I know the president is in Colorado today before he'll be here in San Francisco, he's visiting with families of the victims, which is the right thing for the president to be doing on this day and we appreciate that," Romney said. "I will note that my remarks today will not be as partisan as normal, instead I'll talk about my vision for the country in part keeping with the seriousness and the thoughts of the day. We obviously have heavy hearts given a reminder of loss, loss of young minds and youthful voices and soaring spirits, lost senselessly and thoughtlessly. We turn to a power greater than our own to understand the purpose, and if not to understand, then at least to soothe the wounds of those who have been so seriously hurt."
Romney also told the audience that he met with the Australian foreign minister on Sunday: "I met today with the foreign minister of Australia. He said something, and I said 'Can I quote you?' and he said yes. He said 'America is just one budget deal away from ending all talk of America being in decline.' What he meant by that is that if we get serious about taking steps to make sure that America will finally get to a balanced budget, and if we make sure these unfunded liabilities don't crush us, if we show the world that we come together to get that job done, if we have real leadership that will get Congress to work together and actually reach that conclusion, that agreement, than the world will recognize America's going to come roaring back. And this idea of America in decline, it was interesting he said that, he led the talk of America being in decline. See that's not talk we hear about here as much as they're hearing there. And if they're thinking about investing in America, entrepreneurs putting their future in America, if they think America's in decline they're not gonna do it."
According to traveling press secretary Rick Gorka, the meeting took place at the Fairmont earlier on Sunday. The Australian foreign minister Bob Carr was staying at the hotel, heard the campaign was there, and requested a meeting, Gorka said. They met for 10-15 minutes.
Romney spoke to a crowd of about 200-250 people at the fundraiser, including Meg Whitman, the CEO of Hewlett-Packard who has run for governor of California in the past. President Obama is also in San Francisco this evening fund-raising, making this one of the few occasions where the two candidates have crossed paths.
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- The White House blocked several media outlets it's been critical of, including BuzzFeed, from a closed-door briefing by press secretary Sean Spicer.
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Seaweed's tape (ID-125234) was transferred in 24bit for 3rd Set patch material;
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Here are Friday's top research calls, including upgrades for Comcast and Netflix, and downgrades for Nokia and Zillow.
Actuant (ATU) on Wednesday posted earnings that matched Wall Street's estimates for the 2016 fiscal fourth quarter.
Insiders at these companies have been scooping up shares of their own stock lately.
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Jimmy Kimmel has secured the guest list for his special edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live following Lost's series finale, according to Variety.
Present and past cast members Naveen Andrews, Nestor Carbonell, Alan Dale, Jeremy Davies, Emilie de Ravin, Michael Emerson, Matthew Fox, Daniel Dae Kim, Terry O'Quinn and Harold Perrineau are all confirmed to appear live on the show. Also appearing, though not in the studio, are Jorge Garcia, Josh Holloway and Evangeline Lilly.
Notably absent from the list so far are original cast member and series regular Yunjin Kim and Henry Ian Cusick, a recurring guest star since Season 2.
Executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, who have promised to be radio silent following the series finale, will tape their portion of the show. However, the special will feature three exclusive alternate final scenes from Lindelof and Cuse, according to Variety. (Knowing Kimmel, they could be jokes and/or feature Matt Damon in some way.)
ABC told Variety that Kimmel's show has received more requests for studio audience tickets for this special than for any other taping in the show's seven-year history.
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Amazon has the Lodge Max Temp Handle Mitt, Black marked down from $9.99 to only $2.51 and it ships for FREE with your Prime Membership or any $25 order. These are selling for around $6 everywhere else and it has excellent reviews!
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Those who ran to help in Boston embody the ideal of 'walking in God's ways'
By avoiding authoritative rulings in favor of nuanced debate with the ideas of the past, the Oral Law refuses to simplify
As our Talmud column returns, debates over Oral Law range from the existential to the mundane
Two exhibits ask whether eruvs speak to our essential beings or just replicate the conditions of our wanderings
Seven months into a seven-and-a-half-year study cycle, book critic Adam Kirsch is hooked—and flummoxed
Room 237 uses Talmudic exegesis to uncover whether Kubrick's film is about Indians, the Holocaust, or bears
The range of problems and the variety of answers in the study of Oral Law lead to new pathways of reasoning
To overcome fated lives, the Talmud's rabbis argued, perform virtuous acts according to Torah
Rabbis left enforcement of their Talmudic decrees to communal standards and voluntary commitment
When is a tent just a tent and not like a bed or a hat? To update Jewish laws, the rabbis reasoned by analogy.
Why Ruth Calderon, a Talmud scholar and rookie politician, has a shot at breaking the Orthodox monopoly on Judaism
You wouldn't expect that the tractate on Shabbat would be the place to discuss circumcision. You'd be wrong.
Talmudic rabbis debate the reach of permissions and prohibitions, and Jews are rewarded for virtuous behavior
As a doctor, I know there's a power higher than me. That's why I pray every day for the people I'm treating.
A partridge native to Yemen might go extinct. A rabbi is trying to save it, because he thinks it's kosher.
The rabbis who reasoned about the day of rest also celebrated it. Plus: The Talmud on iPad and in translation.
Lionizing those who perform feats of memory and logic, who reason strictly from premise to conclusion
Studio G-dcast videos bring together animators and storytellers to put a modern spin on ancient Jewish texts
In this week's page of Talmud, the rabbis show their skill at making distinctions between obligation and acting out
In order to understand Sabbath rules, the rabbis show, one must imagine exactly what work the Israelites did
This week, the rabbis ask if two half-sins equal a whole one. In what part of a sin is sinfulness located?
As we debate gun policy in the wake of Newtown, we should heed the wisdom of the Jewish sages
This week, the Talmud's rabbis explore possible holy day violations to determine the nature of the sinner
In this week's Talmud study, Jewishness is not just moral and theological matters. It is a way of life.
This week, Talmudic rabbis seek righteousness in the Bible's tales of vice, weakness, and human frailty
This week, deduction and analogy propel the Talmud from the mundane to the miraculous
This week's Talmud study reveals legal debates that refine the limits and nature of inherently abstract concepts
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technical reviewer for book on open source test automation
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Project Description
I am the author of a book on test automation and I am looking for a technical reviewer for my book on open source test automation.
Reviewer should be someone excited about open source who is willing to contribute to finishing this tutorial style book.
Required skills
* Excellent command of the English language
* Working Linux environment to run the samples (Ubuntu or Debian required)
* Basic software quality assurance and test automation experience ( ISTQB certification or similar would be helpful).
* Please provide a CV with your bid so I can see your working experience in test automation projects.
Technical Review Goals
* Focus of the review is neither on grammar nor on style. You will provide feedback regarding easy to use, easy to understand, and easy to find (see questionnaires). You will work with the provided questionnaires. Also check if the examples and demo application works.
* Check if the information given in the book complete and reflects an appropriate level of detail for the audience.
* Verify that Book-Section overviews define terms and concepts and provide a high-level summary of the chapters and tasks within the section. Do they comply with the task.
* Verify that Chapter overviews provide a high-level summary of the tasks within a chapter.
* Verify that task summaries identify the business purpose for the task, where the task takes place in the overall process, and the consequences of performing the task.
Questionnaires (the following three questionnaires attached)
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II. Questionnaire "chapter" - used for reviewing each of the chapters
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Timeframe for the job is 3 to 4 weeks. If for example a demo is not working or there is a problem with the installation you should stop and get in touch with me so I can fix the problem before you continue.
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Jellied Beet and Salmon Salad
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|Cold water
|1 1⁄4 Cup (20 tbs) (Divided)
|Lemon juice
|1⁄4 Cup (4 tbs)
|1⁄4 Cup (4 tbs) (From Salmon)
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|1⁄3 Cup (5.33 tbs)
|2 Teaspoon
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|Chopped cooked beets
|1 Cup (16 tbs)
|Minced onion
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|Diced celery
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Drain salmon and reserve juice.
Remove skin and bones and nake fish.
Soften gelatin in 1/4 cup of the cold water.
Heat remaining cup of water to boiling; add to gelatin and stir until dissolved.
Add remaining liquids and seasonings.
Chill in refrig- erator until the consistency of unbeaten egg whites.
Stir in salmon and vegetables.
Arrange slices of egg in bottom of 9-inch ring mold and cover with gelatine mixture.
Chill in refrigerator until firm.
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Calories 157 Calories from Fat 50
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Total Fat 6 g8.5%
Saturated Fat 0.48 g2.4%
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 74.6 mg24.9%
Sodium 810.3 mg33.8%
Total Carbohydrates 8 g2.6%
Dietary Fiber 0.71 g2.9%
Sugars 5.3 g
Protein 16 g31.3%
Vitamin A 3.1% Vitamin C 194%
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It has won a swathe of nominations for the Golden Globes and is tipped to win big at the Academy Awards later this year. But The King's Speech, the story of how King George VI overcame his stammer, was just a letterbox delivery away from never getting made.
While preparing the project, the film's production team provoked the ire of one of the film's stars, Geoffrey Rush, by taking the unorthodox step of posting the movie script through his home letterbox in Melbourne, Australia.
Rush's management wrote the filmmakers a furious email for their impertinence. Despite this, Rush accepted the role of Lionel Logue, the King's speech therapist. The film is released in Britain on Friday.
"We needed the weight of attaching some key cast," said the film's producer, Gareth Unwin of Bedlam Productions. "Joan Lane [theatre producer and agent to David Seidler, who wrote the original script] realised rather brazenly (and told us after the fact) she knew someone who lived two doors down from Geoffrey. We took the rather audacious move of posting the script in a brown envelope through his door.
"This flies against every fibre of me knowing how the business works. I ended up with a four-page email from his manager tearing me a new one. But it finished off with Geoffrey saying he liked it and that we should talk. We wouldn't have got to talk to Geoffrey at that stage otherwise. Joan was audacious in her thinking and it did pay off."
Publicly, Rush claims he was immediately intrigued by the script. "I live in a very leafy suburb in Melbourne, and this brown paper package was on my front doormat one day, and I thought, 'Oh, this is interesting'," he told US-based Interview magazine. "It was lying there like an orphan... The attached letter basically said, 'Excuse the invasion, and for not going through the protocol of your agent, but we're desperate for you to know that this script exists, because there is a wonderful role that we would love for you to consider.' So I read it."
The movie, which also stars Colin Firth, Helena Bonham Carter and Guy Pearce, tells the story of how King George VI ascended to the throne despite his terrible stutter, after his brother Edward VIII abdicated to marry Wallis Simpson. Encouraged by his wife Queen Elizabeth, played by Bonham Carter, King George is also trained to overcome his stutter by Logue. The monarch then became a comforting voice to his subjects via the radio as the country was plunged into the Second World War.
The film is directed by The Damned United's Tom Hooper, and also features Timothy Spall as Winston Churchill. The British-based co-producers claim Rush's involvement was instrumental in winning the film's financiers, which include the UK Film Council. The film is distributed in the US by The Weinstein Company, and in Britain by Momentum Pictures. The King's Speech was originally written by Seidler as a stage play, before being adapted for the big screen. Rush is credited as one of the film's co-producers.
Rush was born in 1951 in Queensland, Australia, making his stage debut aged 20 with the Queensland Theatre Company. His early film career was inauspicious until he wowed audiences in 1996's Shine, the story of piano prodigy David Helfgott.
He has since appeared in a number of historical films, including 1998's Elizabeth, 2000's Quills and 2002's Frida. A versatile actor comfortable with eccentric characters, younger audiences may know Rush best for his turn as the evil pirate Hector Barbossa in the Pirates of the Caribbean films. He has married film roles with a buoyant theatre career, last year making his Broadway debut in Exit the King, opposite Susan Sarandon.
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Create webpage where the people can do graphic theirselves like in vistaprint
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I want to create a webpage where the people can do graphic for their Business Cards, Flyers or Banners ourselves like in vistaprint.
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Rating: 5
By Juls1968
On Jan 23, 2011
Comments: This piece replaced an antique dresser. Made my guest room so inviting. Now if I can just get my guest's to leave!
Rating: 1
By L.Nakagawa
On Feb 2, 2011
Comments: For many years, I thought the problems with opening the doors (the bottom of the door rubs against the top drawer) was caused by variations in my hardwood floor. During my home renovation, I asked my contract (who is very skilled with custom cabinetry) to adjust the cabinet and level it. He adjusted the doors and placed spacers under the feet (unfortunately this cabinet did not come with adjustable feet). And now I have doors that will close without rubbing against the top drawer, but, the drawers will not stay closed! My contractor confirmed that the cabinet was not built square. I have placed a call with customer service and hoping they will address this issue.
Rating: 5
By GNYC
On Aug 29, 2015
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The simple, clean look of each Delano armoire is a tribute to mid-century modern design. Handcrafted from solid wood and carefully selected wood veneers, Delano offers a beautiful mix of materials with its stainless steel base and pulls.
Details of Delano 40w 24d 69h Armoire
- Dimensions: 40"w 24"d 69"h
- Floor to Bottom Clearance: 8"h
- Space Between Legs: 38"w
- Leg Thickness: 1"w
- Case Construction: benchmade wood veneer with unfinished wood veneer back
- Drawer Construction: solid wood front; Baltic birch plywood sides; dovetail joinery; wood veneer bottom
- Drawer Detail: full-extension ball-bearing glides; lacquered interior; 100-lb capacity
- Drawer Interior: (1) 36.5"w 17"d 6.5"h; (1) 36.5"w 17"d 6.25"h
- Door Construction: wood veneer
- Door Details: fully adjustable hinges; opens 110 degrees
- Shelves: one adjustable wood
- Cord Opening: (1) 1.5" diam
- Features: one removable wardrobe bar
- Includes: anti-tip safety hardware
- Product Origin: made in Wisconsin
- Material Origin: United States and imported
- Item Number: 205733
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Erial NJ Real Estate & Land for Sale
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The median home value in Erial, NJ is $259,900.
The national median home value is $177,414.
The average price of homes sold in Erial, NJ is $259,900.
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2828 Erial New Brooklyn Road Erial, NJ 08081
Courtesy: Family Five Homes
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Here is your opportunity to own this beautiful wooded lot with rolling hills, perfect for one or several homes (possible sub-division). The existing property is in need of repair, but could be rehabbed. The value is in the land. Their is a 60 foot utility easement running through the property. Public water is available at the street, but home is currently serviced by a well. This parcel and home is being sold in as is condition.
1 N Central Sicklerville, NJ 08081
Courtesy: CENTURY 21 REILLY, REALTORS
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Beautiful Building Lot on quiet street with gorgeous houses all around. Lot meets requirements with Winslow Twp and Pinelands for 1 single family residential home. Seller to supply 1/4 Pineland Credit. Seller will sell subject to Buyer obtaining all necessary approvals at Buyers expense
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