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This is my first time aquascaping, what do you think?
looks good to me except all the excess sand on everything
That's a great looking tank, especially for a first effort! Had you just filled the tank with water prior to taking the photo? The reason I ask is that it looks like there are loads of air bubbles attached to the inside of the glass. You can gently wipe these off using your hand.
What size is the tank, and what do you plan on putting in it?
wow ! it's lovely :)
agree about the bubbles,give em a wipe off, :)
Yea I had just put water in it seconds before the pic was taking.
its a 29 gallon and here is a list of fish i want, but not sure which ones from the list I will get?
2 Bolivian Rams
2 Angel
5 Skunk Cories
6 Cardinal Tetras
3 Silver Tipped Tetras
2 Upside Down Catfish
3 Platy
4 Octoinclus
2 Dwarf Frogs
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For a 29 gallon I would give the angelfish a miss, they can get quite large and you'd really need a bigger tank for them. The bolivian rams would be good, or perhaps GBRs (german blue rams).
Rather than going for two very small groups of tetras, why not go for one larger colourful group instead? The fish would be more comfortable in a larger group. As for corys.. there's loads out there to choose from.
Be careful getting dwarf frogs - I've never kept them before but have heard that certain ones view small fish as dinner.
Do you have a test kit yet? If not, I'd recomment a liquid test kit with tests for ammonia, nitrite and nitrate. API make a good set, and it lasts for ages.
you deffinately would not be able to fit all of those fish in a 29 gallon tank. angel fish when full grown should be kept in a larger tank than 29 gallons. the rest of the fish would get along, except the rams might be a little aggressive but you cant fit them all in your tank. which ones do you want the most?
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What is syncope?
Syncope is also called fainting or passing out. Syncope is a sudden, temporary loss of consciousness, followed by a fall from a standing or sitting position.
What causes syncope?
Syncope is caused by a decrease in blood flow to the brain. When blood flow to the brain decreases, oxygen to the brain also decreases. Any of the following conditions may cause syncope:
- Heart conditions, such as aortic stenosis, or cardiac arrhythmia (irregular heartbeat), may cause syncope.
- Dehydration or certain medicines, such as blood pressure medicines, heart medicines, or antidepressants may cause syncope.
- Problems with the blood vessels of the brain may cause syncope.
- A rapid drop in blood pressure may cause syncope. This can happen after a body position change such as moving from a lying position to a sitting or standing position.
- Reflexive reaction is a nervous system response that causes syncope. It can happen when you urinate or strain hard during bowel movements. It can also happen during forceful coughing or sneezing, or when you face a stressful or fearful situation. This is also called vasovagal syncope.
What signs and symptoms may occur before syncope?
- Cold, clammy, and sweaty skin
- Fast breathing and a racing, pounding heartbeat
- Feeling more tired than usual
- Feeling sick to your stomach
- Headache, blurred vision, or double vision
- Lightheadedness or dizziness
- Tingling sensation or numbness
How is syncope diagnosed?
Your healthcare provider will examine you. He will ask if you have other medical conditions. He may order the following tests to find out what is causing your symptoms:
- Blood tests may be done to find the cause of your syncope.
- Telemetry is continuous monitoring of your heart rhythm. Sticky pads placed on your skin connect to an EKG machine that records your heart rhythm.
- An echocardiogram is a type of ultrasound. Sound waves are used to show the structure and function of your heart.
- A stress test may show the changes that take place in your heart while it is under stress. Stress may be placed on your heart with exercise or medicine. Ask for more information about this test.
- A tilt table test checks to see what happens to your heart and your blood pressure when you change positions.
How is syncope treated?
Treatment depends on the cause of your syncope. To prevent syncope from happening again, you may need any of the following:
- Medicines may be needed to treat any medical conditions that are causing your syncope. These may include medicines to help your heart pump strongly and regularly. Your healthcare provider may also make changes to any medicines that are causing syncope.
- An increased intake of liquids and salt may be recommended. Liquids help to prevent dehydration. You may also need to increase your salt intake to keep your blood pressure from dropping too low and causing syncope.
- Tilt training involves training yourself to stand for 10 to 30 minutes each day against a wall. This helps your body decrease the effects of posture changes and reduces the number of fainting spells.
What can I do to prevent syncope?
- Sit or lie down right away if you feel faint or dizzy. Put your feet up higher than your head. This will get the blood flowing back to your heart and brain.
- Move slowly and let yourself get used to one position before you move to another position. This is very important when you change from a lying or sitting position to a standing position. Take some deep breaths before you stand up from a lying position. Sudden movements may cause a fainting spell.
- Move your legs often if you must sit or stand in one position for a long time. Do not lock your knees or cross your legs.
- Avoid straining if you are constipated. Straining to have a bowel movement may cause you to faint. Walking is the best way to get your bowels moving. Eat foods high in fiber to make it easier to have a bowel movement. Good examples are high-fiber cereals, beans, vegetables, and whole-grain breads. Prune juice may help make bowel movements softer.
- Do not exercise outside on a hot day.
When should I seek immediate care?
- You are bleeding because you accidently hit your head after fainting.
- You suddenly have double vision, difficulty speaking, numbness, and cannot move your arms or legs.
- You have chest pain and trouble breathing.
When should I contact my healthcare provider?
- You have another fainting spell.
- You have a headache, fast heartbeat, or feel too dizzy to stand up.
- You have questions or concerns about your condition or care.
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I decided to sleep with a woman who I met on a bus.
Her husband shot me because he caught us.
When I got shot, the bed was covered with blood.
I looked to see who shot me and it was Elmer Fudd.
I begged him for mercy but he said no.
I have no privates because he shot me below.
Obviously rabbits aren't the only things he shoots.
I got a good lawyer and I bankrupted him in a lawsuit.
Today Fudd told me that I'm pathetic and that he's appalled.
I told him that I might be pathetic but at least I'm not poor and bald.
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February 3, 2017 4:22 PMATLANTA - Atlanta police admit they backfired with a tweet urging people not to celebrate Beyonce's pregnancy with celebratory gunfire. Following the singer's announcement Wednesday that she's pregnant with twins, the department tweeted, "Beyonce may have everyone wanting to celebrate her pregnancy, but remember no celebratory gunfire! Stay safe, Atlanta!"... more »
Patriots will face Falcons in Super Bowl
January 22, 2017 6:43 PMA season that began with Tom Brady serving a four-game suspension will end with him in the Super Bowl, where his New England Patriots will take on Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. While most of the attention between now and the NFL championship game on Feb. 5 in Houston... more »
Pit bull owner arrested after dogs kill child in Atlanta
January 17, 2017 2:29 PMATLANTA - Police say they have arrested the owner of two pit bulls that killed one child and injured another in southwest Atlanta. Atlanta Police Sgt. Warren Pickard says Cameron Tucker was arrested after the children were attacked while walking to a bus stop about 7:30 a.m. Tuesday. Pickard says... more »
Police: Man died while unloading $12 million in marijuana
June 22, 2016 3:25 PMNORCROSS - Atlanta area police say a man appears to have died of natural causes while unloading marijuana from a van. Gwinnett County police said in a statement that officers on Monday responded to a call of a man slumped near a van and a tractor trailer. Officers found 31-year-old... more »
New Orleans loses to Atlanta in bid for 2019 Super Bowl
May 24, 2016 3:40 PMNEW ORLEANS - The 2019 Super Bowl will be held in Atlanta after the city beat New Orleans in a majority vote on Tuesday. New Orleans made it to the fourth round before losing to Atlanta, who will host the Feb. 3, 2019 Super Bowl LIII in a new... more »
Jones first Tiger off the board; LB picked by Atlanta
April 29, 2016 10:00 PMFLOWERY BRANCH, GA - The Atlanta Falcons have taken LSU linebacker Deion Jones in the second round of the NFL draft to shore up a pass rush that's been among the NFL's worst over the last three years. Jones joins Florida safety Keanu Neal, drafted 17th overall, as second-year coach... more »
Atlanta leaders ask NBA to change All-Star Game site
March 30, 2016 7:17 AMATLANTA- Atlanta city leaders are asking the NBA to move the 2017 All-Star Game from Charlotte after North Carolina lawmakers passed legislation seen as limiting LGBT protections. Atlanta's City Council introduced a resolution Tuesday asking the NBA to move the game to Atlanta after North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory signed... more »
Georgia Religious Freedom Bill could boost New Orleans' 2019 Super Bowl bid
March 27, 2016 3:54 PMNEW ORLEANS ( WWLTV ) - Atlanta is widely believed to be the favorite in the high-stakes competition for the 2019 Super Bowl. That's because of its new retractable-roof stadium now set to open next year. New Orleans, Tampa and Miami are also in the running. But a... more »
Woman found dead in freezer of downtown Atlanta hotel
March 22, 2016 12:42 PMATLANTA - Atlanta police say a kitchen worker has been found dead in the walk-in freezer of a downtown hotel. Lt. Charles Hampton said the woman was found Tuesday morning inside the freezer at the Westin Peachtree Plaza, one of the city's largest and most recognizable hotels with its cylindrical... more »
Falcons release team's all-time leading receiver White
March 2, 2016 5:48 PMATLANTA - The Atlanta Falcons have released Roddy White, who holds the franchise career records for most catches, receiving yards and touchdown catches. White's role in the offense declined in 2015 under first-year coach Dan Quinn and offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan. The Falcons announced the release of the 34-year-old White... more »
EXCLUSIVE: Devon Gales says 'I will walk again' Play Video
February 24, 2016 11:30 PMATLANTA – A Southern University Jaguar, injured in a football game in September, is one step closer to returning home to Baton Rouge. WBRZ News 2 was the only station there as Devon Gales completed his last day of physical therapy Wednesday. Also Wednesday, Gales was discharged from the Shepherd... more »
Forbath's FG on final play sends Saints past Falcons 20-17
January 3, 2016 4:16 PMATLANTA - Jamarca Sanford's interception at the Atlanta 25 with less than two minutes remaining set up Kai Forbath's 30-yard field goal as time expired, giving the New Orleans Saints a 20-17 win over the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday. Sanford cut in front of Devonta Freeman for the interception with... more »
Panthers' bid for perfect season ends with loss to Falcons
December 27, 2015 4:36 PMATLANTA - Carolina's bid for an undefeated season ended Sunday when Julio Jones' dramatic 70-yard touchdown reception powered the Atlanta Falcons to a 20-13 victory over Cam Newton and the Panthers. Carolina (14-1) got the ball with 90 seconds left and no timeouts remaining. Newton completed a 19-yard pass to... more »
Atlanta airport welcomes 100 millionth passenger
December 27, 2015 12:42 PMATLANTA - Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport said it hit a major milestone Sunday. The airport that calls itself the world's busiest announced on its social media sites said it served its 100 millionth passenger this year. That makes it the first single airport to serve that number of passengers in... more »
Ole Miss football player hospitalized in hotel fall
December 13, 2015 3:50 PMATLANTA - Police say Ole Miss football player Robert Nkemdiche was hospitalized after falling from a wall at an Atlanta hotel. Department spokeswoman Kim Jones says it appears that 21-year-old Nkemdiche broke a hotel room window, walked about 15 feet, climbed over a wall and fell roughly 15 feet late... more »
Tests reveal that Jimmy Carter is cancer-free
December 6, 2015 12:36 PMATLANTA - Jimmy Carter's grandson says no cancer was detected the last time the former president underwent a scan. Jason Carter told The Associated Press in a text message that his grandfather "told me that the doctors couldn't find any cancer in his most recent scan." It was not immediately... more »
Atlanta, Santa Clara, New Orleans to host college title game
November 4, 2015 2:32 PMAtlanta, Santa Clara, California, and New Orleans have been selected to host College Football Playoff national championship games from a group of nine cities/regions that were vying for the event. Atlanta will be the site of the championship game scheduled for January 2018. Santa Clara will host the January... more »
Bucs beat Falcons 23-20 in overtime after blowing big lead
November 1, 2015 5:05 PMATLANTA - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers bounced back after blowing a 17-point lead, getting a 31-yard field goal from Connor Barth in overtime to beat the mistake-prone Atlanta Falcons 23-20 on Sunday. Matt Ryan tied the game for the Falcons (6-2) on an 8-yard touchdown pass to Julio Jones with... more »
Mistakenly released prisoner brought back to Louisiana
October 7, 2015 11:33 AMANGOLA - Authorities say an inmate mistakenly released from prison and recaptured in Georgia was brought back to the Louisiana State Penitentiary late Tuesday night. Benjuiel Johnson arrived shortly after 11:30 p.m. to resume serving his 2013 sentence for manslaughter after he waived extradition in a hearing last Saturday.... more »
Mistakenly released killer arrested in Georgia
October 2, 2015 1:52 AMATLANTA- Authorities have captured an inmate that was mistakenly let out of a jail earlier this week in Louisiana. The U.S. Marshals Service arrested Benjuiel Johnson, 32, just after midnight Friday morning at a motel just outside of Atlanta. Authorities in Georgia said a Gwinett County deputy assigned to... more »
SEC championship remains in Atlanta at least through 2026
September 8, 2015 11:53 AMATLANTA - The Southeastern Conference football championship game is staying in Atlanta for at least a dozen more years. The league announced a new 10-year agreement to play the game at Mercedes-Benz Stadium, a $1.4 billion retractable-roof facility under construction next door to the Georgia Dome. The new stadium... more »
New project at Atlanta museum focuses on LGBT civil rights
September 2, 2015 2:19 PMATLANTA - Leaders of an Atlanta museum want the space focused on modern and historic civil rights to contribute to a national push to ensure LGBT rights, particularly in southern states. Wednesday marks the formal launch of the LGBT Institute, housed at the Center for Civil and Human Rights. The... more »
Investigators: Georgia officer likely shot by other officers
September 1, 2015 10:57 AMATLANTA- Investigators say police officers who arrived at the wrong metro Atlanta home for a report of suspicious activity shot the man who lives there and "likely" shot one of their own, leaving him seriously wounded. Georgia Bureau of Investigation officials said DeKalb County police received a report of a... more »
New Orleans mayor visiting cities Katrina evacuees fled to
August 19, 2015 9:07 AMNEW ORLEANS- New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu is visiting Atlanta and Houston to mark the approaching 10th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. Landrieu's office says the trips are being made to thank those cities for welcoming evacuees from the 2005 storm. He'll also be encouraging those who stayed to return to... more »
Jimmy Carter says he has cancer, revealed by recent surgery
August 12, 2015 4:40 PMATLANTA - Dr. Len Lichtenfeld, deputy chief medical officer of the American Cancer Society, says "Our thoughts and prayers go out to President Carter." Lichtenfeld says, "There's a lot we don't know," but the first task likely will be determining where the cancer originated, as that can help determine... more »
Mother found near bus station holding dead 2-year-old girl
July 21, 2015 1:50 PMATLANTA - Police say a young mother who arrived in Atlanta on a bus with her 2-year-old daughter was found weeping near the bus station, holding her toddler who was later pronounced dead. Authorities say the child and her 19-year-old mother were traveling from Greenville, South Carolina, to New Orleans,... more »
Atlanta man surrenders in shooting of Lil Wayne's tour bus
June 2, 2015 4:44 PMATLANTA- Police in suburban Atlanta say a man accused of shooting at rapper Lil Wayne's tour bus has surrendered and is being held without bond. Cobb County police spokeswoman Alicia Chilton says Jimmy Carlton Winfrey of Atlanta is being held in connection with the shooting on March 26. County sheriff's... more »
Sperm bank sued over donor
April 29, 2015 8:55 PMATLANTA, GEORGIA- A sperm bank says a lawsuit which accuses it of misrepresenting a donor is baseless and it has no control over information provided by the man. Xytex Corp. was sued by Angela Collins and Margret Hanson who claim sperm bank employees talked up the donor, saying he... more »
Couple sues sperm bank after incorrect donor details emerge
April 19, 2015 2:58 PMATLANTA - A Canadian couple has sued a Georgia-based sperm bank saying the anonymous donor whose sperm they used to conceive a child was misrepresented to them. Angela Collins and Margaret Elizabeth Hanson filed the lawsuit last month in Fulton County Superior Court in Atlanta. They say sperm bank employees... more »
Life sentence for man for making boy hold paint buckets
February 28, 2015 4:41 PMATLANTA - Prosecutors say a suburban Atlanta man who forced a boy to hold paint buckets outdoors for hours as punishment on a hot June day has been sentenced to life imprisonment plus 50 years. The Fulton County District Attorney's Office says 32-year-old Omar Pitts of College Park pleaded... more »
Falcons' new coach Quinn still dealing with Super Bowl pain
February 4, 2015 8:57 AMFLOWERY BRANCH, GA - Dan Quinn is still trying to sort out the end of the Super Bowl, even in his first days as coach of the Atlanta Falcons. "It was emotional at the end," the Seahawks former defensive coordinator said Tuesday, two days after Seattle's 28-24 Super Bowl loss... more »
Pelicans snap Hawks' 19-game winning streak, 115-100
February 3, 2015 2:18 AMNEW ORLEANS - The Atlanta Hawks' franchise-record 19-game winning streak was snapped Monday night in a 115-100 loss to the New Orleans Pelicans. Anthony Davis had 29 points and 13 rebounds to help New Orleans win for the sixth time in seven games, a stint which includes victories over several... more »
Whitney Houston's daughter found unresponsive
January 31, 2015 1:56 PMATLANTA - The daughter of late singer and entertainer Whitney Houston was found unresponsive in a bathtub and taken to an Atlanta-area hospital. Bobbi Kristina Brown was discovered Saturday morning by her husband and a friend. A spokeswoman for the Roswell Police Department, Officer Lisa Holland, said Brown was given... more »
Faith, community leaders gather in Atlanta to celebrate MLK
January 19, 2015 1:44 PMATLANTA - Faith, community and political leaders are gathered at historic Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta to celebrate the legacy of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. The 47th annual Martin Luther King Jr. Annual Commemorative Service is underway at the slain civil rights icon's spiritual home. Calling the gathered... more »
2 shot in movie theater in Midtown Atlanta
December 24, 2014 2:06 AMATLANTA, GA - Atlanta police are investigating a shooting inside a movie theater in the city's Midtown neighborhood that left two people hospitalized in stable condition. Atlanta police spokesman John Chafee said in an email that a group of people were attending a movie release party at the Midtown Art... more »
Saints fall to Falcons 30-14, eliminated from postseason contention
December 21, 2014 12:49 PMNEW ORLEANS (AP) - Julio Jones returned from a hip injury to catch seven passes for 107 yards, and the Atlanta Falcons remained in playoff contention with a 30-14 victory over New Orleans on Sunday. Matt Ryan completed 30 of 40 passed for 322 yards and a touchdown, and Devonta... more »
Lacy, Packers hold off Falcons rally for 43-37 win
December 9, 2014 4:20 AMGREEN BAY, WI - Eddie Lacy ran for a touchdown and caught one of Aaron Rodgers' three TD passes, and the Green Bay Packers built a 24-point lead before holding off the Atlanta Falcons for a 43-37 victory Monday night. The Packers (10-3) earned their fifth consecutive victory to stay... more »
Woman attacked by neighbor's pet lynx in Atlanta
December 2, 2014 2:47 PMATLANTA - Atlanta police say a woman was attacked by her neighbor's pet Siberian lynx and has been hospitalized. Spokesman Greg Lyon says officers were called to a home in the affluent Buckhead neighborhood after a woman said her friend had been attacked by the large cat Tuesday afternoon. Police... more »
Johnson still a doubt for Lions game in London
October 23, 2014 9:17 AMBAGSHOT, England - Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson is still a doubt for Detroit's game against the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday in London. Johnson has missed the last two games, both wins, for the Lions (5-2) with a right ankle injury. He made the trip to England, but said Thursday... more »
Ebola-stricken nurse being transferred
October 15, 2014 2:12 PMDALLAS - A Dallas nurse diagnosed with Ebola is being transferred to Emory University Hospital in Atlanta. An ambulance with a crew clad in hazardous-material suits arrived at the hospital Wednesday afternoon and left for Dallas Love Field. There, aerial video showed the crew leading a person in a yellow... more »
Ebola screening starts Thursday at 4 US airports
October 14, 2014 12:54 PMNEWARK, NJ - Customs and health officials at airports in Washington, Chicago, Atlanta and Newark will take the temperatures of passengers from three West African countries starting Thursday. Federal health officials say the entry screenings add another layer of protection to halt the spread of the Ebola virus that has... more »
Rice cooker prompts airport terminal closure
September 15, 2014 2:37 PMATLANTA - Atlanta police say a disassembled rice cooker prompted a partial terminal closure and investigation at the world's busiest airport. Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport spokesman Reese McCranie has said the departure area of the international terminal was cordoned off while police and the FBI investigated Monday afternoon. Passengers were temporarily... more »
Another US citizen with Ebola to be treated in Atlanta Play Video
September 9, 2014 2:06 AMATLANTA, GA - A hospital in Atlanta is preparing to treat its third Ebola patient. Emory University Hospital said in a news release that a person who had contracted the disease was expected to arrive in Atlanta on Tuesday. The hospital said the patient would be treated in its isolation... more »
4th Ebola patient to be flown to US for care
September 8, 2014 4:33 PMATLANTA - An Atlanta hospital says a patient infected with Ebola will be brought from West Africa to its isolation unit for treatment. Emory University Hospital says the patient is expected to arrive Tuesday morning. Air Force spokesman Lt. Col. James Wilson says the patient would be flown into Dobbins... more »
Ryan, Bryant lead Falcons past Saints 37-34 in OT
September 7, 2014 3:42 PMATLANTA - Matt Bryant kicked a 51-yarder field goal on the final play of regulation, then booted a 52-yarder in overtime to give the Atlanta Falcons a 37-34 victory over the New Orleans Saints. In another thriller between the NFC South rivals Sunday, Matt Ryan threw for a franchise-record 448... more »
Hamels, 3 Phils relievers combine to no-hit Braves
September 2, 2014 8:46 AMATLANTA, GA - The biggest number for Cole Hamels after six innings wasn't the zero in the hits allowed column but the 108 pitches thrown by the Philadelphia Phillies' starter. That was enough, even though it meant giving up a chance at reaching one of baseball's most special personal milestones.... more »
Hospital to discuss discharge of Ebola patients
August 21, 2014 5:12 AMATLANTA, GA - The Atlanta hospital where two American aid workers were brought after getting infected with the Ebola virus will hold a news conference to discuss their discharge. Meanwhile, Franklin Graham, president of Samaritan's Purse, who one of the aid workers had been working for, says Dr. Kent Brantly... more »
Aid group: American with Ebola weak but improving
August 5, 2014 11:12 AMATLANTA - The husband of the second American aid worker recently diagnosed with Ebola says the patient is weak but showing signs of improvement. The president of the aid group SIM USA said Tuesday that Nancy Writebol's husband described the woman as progressing. Bruce Johnson says he spoke with David... more »
Experts seek to reassure Americans about Ebola risk
August 3, 2014 10:58 AMATLANTA - The Ebola virus has killed more than 700 people in Africa and health officials say it could have catastrophic consequences if allowed to spread. So why would anyone allow infected Americans to come to Atlanta? The answer, experts say, is because Emory University Hospital, with its super-secure isolation... more »
2 Ebola victims to be treated at Atlanta hospital
August 1, 2014 3:09 PMATLANTA - Two American aid workers infected with the Ebola virus in Africa will be treated at a specialized unit of an Atlanta hospital. Dr. Bruce Ribner said Friday the patients will receive care at Emory University Hospital. Ribner said he had no personal safety concerns over treating the patients... more »
Trufant, Alford step into Atlanta leadership roles
July 28, 2014 9:52 PMFLOWERY BRANCH, Ga. - The Atlanta Falcons need new leadership on defense, and coach Mike Smith says second-year cornerbacks Desmond Trufant and Robert Alford fit the job description perfectly. Coming off a 4-12 season that ended with their defense ranked last in third-down efficiency, second-worst against the run and... more »
Investigators: Dad intentionally left son in hot car
June 26, 2014 8:21 AMATLANTA, GA - A Georgia dad was arrested in the death is son after investigators say he left the toddler in a hot car for hours. Justin Harris is charged with murder. He initially told police he accidentally forgot to drop his son off in daycare and didn't realize... more »
New Orleans among cheapest vacation spots Play Video
June 13, 2014 6:27 AMNEW ORLEANS - The Crescent City is one of the cheapest vacation spots in the country. Trip Advisor compiles the list each year as familes begin to prepare for their summer trips. To create the list, researchers consider the average price of a hotel stay, cocktails, dinner for two... more »
Falcons sign return specialist Devin Hester
March 20, 2014 5:45 PMFLOWERY BRANCH, Ga. - The Atlanta Falcons have agreed to terms with return specialist Devin Hester. The team announced the deal Thursday. The 31-year-old Hester is a three-time Pro-Bowler who last year tied an NFL record with his 19th scoring return in eight seasons with the Chicago Bears. Coming off... more »
Ga. concert hall to be inspected after evacuation
February 8, 2014 10:34 AMATLANTA - A century-old concert hall in downtown Atlanta is awaiting an inspection by an engineer before Saturday night's scheduled performance after fans were evacuated during a rock show. Atlanta police say the rock band "Panic! at the Disco" was performing Friday night when the floor of The Tabernacle was... more »
Falcons trying to come to terms with dismal season
November 19, 2013 3:47 PMFLOWERY BRANCH, Ga. - These are strange times for the Atlanta Falcons. They are 2-8, have lost four in a row and are pretty well assured of their first losing season since 2007 heading into Thursday night's game against the New Orleans Saints (8-2). Players such as quarterback Matt Ryan... more »
Mayor: Turner Field to be demolished in 2017
November 12, 2013 9:01 AMATLANTA - Atlanta's mayor says the city will demolish Turner Field after the Braves leave for a new stadium in the suburbs in 2017. Mayor Kasim Reed said Tuesday during a press conference that the stadium will not be left vacant after the team starts playing at a new field... more »
Braves to build stadium that opens in 2017
November 11, 2013 9:03 AMATLANTA- The Atlanta Braves are leaving Turner Field and moving into a new 42,000-seat, $672 million stadium complex in Cobb County in 2017. Braves executives John Schuerholz, Mike Plant and Derek Schiller said Monday that the team decided not to seek another 20-year lease at Turner Field and began talks... more »
Saints extend lead to 23-17
September 8, 2013 2:45 PMNEW ORLEANS - The Saints extended their lead with 3:13 to go in the game with a Garrett Hartley 22-yard field goal. It's the first points, by either team, in the fourth quarter. Drew Brees has passed for 300 yards for the 68th time in his career, only Peyton... more »
Saints trade scores in third quarter, ahead 20-17
September 8, 2013 2:13 PMNEW ORLEANS - The Saints traded touchdown scores to open the second half of play. Matt Ryan connected with Julio Jones on a four-yard touchdown pass, then Drew Brees found Jimmy Graham from seven yards out to put the Saints up 20-17. The Saints currently have 244 passing yards... more »
Saints go to halftime ahead 13-10
September 8, 2013 1:31 PMNEW ORLEANS - The Saints fell behind 10-0 early in the first quarter, but New Orleans rebounded with 13 unanswered points to claim a three-point lead going into halftime. Garrett Hartley hit his second field goal of the game, a 31-yarder, to hand New Orleans their first lead of... more »
Saints score in 2nd Quarter, shave deficit to 10-3
September 8, 2013 12:50 PMNEW ORLEANS -Garrett Hartley put the Saints on the scoreboard for the first time this regular season with a 48-yard field goal to cap a 12-play, 50-yard drive. The Saints now trail the Falcons 10-3 with 10:53 left in the first half. The drive was helped with a pivotal... more »
Falcons push lead to 10
September 8, 2013 12:36 PMNEW ORLEANS -The Saints were stopped on a fourth-and-one, Matt Ryan scrambled for 12 yards, and the Falcons were helped by a personal foul (unnecessary roughness on the quarterback) penalty on rookie Kenny Vaccaro to help the Falcons set up for a chip shot field goal. Matt Bryant kicked... more »
Falcons strike first
September 8, 2013 12:19 PMNEW ORLEANS -The visiting team got on the board first in the Saints' regular season opener, with a 7-yard touchdown pass to Tony Gonzalez. The scoring drive was helped by a 52-yard pass from Matt Ryan to Harry Douglas that got Atlanta to the 8-yard line on their second possession... more »
Firefighters hurt battling fire at Atlanta airport
September 3, 2013 8:58 AMATLANTA - Authorities say two firefighters suffered minor injuries while battling a fire Tuesday that filled part of a terminal at Atlanta's airport with heavy smoke. Atlanta Fire Rescue spokeswoman Janet Ward says the blaze involved an escalator in Concourse T, filling the area with heavy smoke. She said... more »
Saints bring fresh faces into Week 1 vs. Atlanta
September 2, 2013 6:37 PMMETAIRIE - It looks like Saints coach Sean Payton will open the regular season by throwing a dose of youth and inexperience at the visiting Atlanta Falcons. As of Monday, 10 rookies - six of them undrafted - and three other players who have yet to appear in a regular-season... more »
Falcons cut 3 more to get to 75-player limit
August 26, 2013 9:38 AMFLOWERY BRANCH, Ga. - The Atlanta Falcons have completed their latest round of cuts by waiving receivers Rashad Evans, Marcus Jackson and Marcus Sales. The cuts announced Monday came after the team waived 11 players the previous day. The roster now stands at 75 heading into Thursday's final... more »
School employee helped avert tragedy in standoff
August 22, 2013 7:17 AMDECATUR, Ga. - The 911 tapes from a standoff and shooting at an Atlanta-area school show how a school employee's calm demeanor and kind approach helped end the ordeal without any injuries. Police said that school bookkeeper Antoinette Tuff was heroic in how she responded after being taken hostage... more »
Umenyiora changes number at parent's request
August 21, 2013 5:31 PMFLOWERY BRANCH, Ga. - Anyone who bought an Osi Umenyiora No. 90 jersey after he signed with the Atlanta Falcons is going to be in for a surprise. He's now wearing No. 50. Umenyiora took the practice field Wednesday wearing his new number after working out a swap with young... more »
Elementary kids at high school day after Ga. gunfire
August 21, 2013 12:12 PMDECATUR, Ga. - Students at an Atlanta-area elementary school are attending classes today at a nearby high school. They were evacuated yesterday from their elementary school because of gunfire at the school. Police say a man armed with an assault rifle and other weapons was able to slip into the... more »
Official: Ga. school suspect had assault rifle
August 20, 2013 3:47 PMDECATUR, Ga. - A police chief says the suspect in a Georgia elementary school shooting fired from inside the school and officers returned fire. DeKalb County Police Chief Cedric L. Alexander said at a news conference that the gunman who had an assault rifle was able to get into Ronald... more »
Braves, Tigers try to extend streaks
August 7, 2013 10:29 AMUNDATED - The runaway train that is the Atlanta Braves will try to add to its 12-game winning streak when it continues its series with Washington tonight. The Braves' winning ways coupled with the Nationals' free fall has put the Braves a commanding 14 ½ games ahead in the NL... more »
Atlanta radio hosts fired for mocking former Saint
June 17, 2013 5:54 PMATLANTA - A station official says the cast of an Atlanta sports radio show has been fired after mocking a former New Orleans Saints player who has Lou Gehrig's disease. The show, Mayhem in the AM, was broadcast Monday morning on 790 The Zone. In a statement, General Manager Rick... more »
18 hurt in shuttle bus crash near Atlanta airport
May 24, 2013 10:52 AMATLANTA - Authorities say 18 people have been taken to the hospital following a crash between a hotel shuttle bus and a tractor-trailer near Atlanta's airport. Atlanta Fire Rescue Department spokeswoman Janet Ward says the accident happened around 10:30 a.m. Friday. She says it's not immediately clear what caused the... more »
Saints host Atlanta to kick off 2013 season
April 18, 2013 9:01 PMMETAIRIE - The New Orleans Saints will open the NFL regular season at home against Atlanta, and their schedule includes four night games. The schedule, released by the league on Thursday night, features a Monday night home game against Miami on Sept. 30 and a Sunday night home game against... more »
Atlanta school cheating suspects to surrender
April 1, 2013 8:04 AMATLANTA - A lawyer for two Atlanta teachers accused in one of the nation's largest test-cheating scandals says they are about to turn themselves in. All 35 defendants named in an indictment are required to surrender at the Fulton County Jail by Tuesday. Lawyer Gerald Griggs represents teachers Starlette Mitchell... more »
Michigan-made Final Four floor heading to Atlanta
March 25, 2013 10:30 AMAMASA, Mich. - The Michigan-made portable maple court for men's college basketball's Final Four is making the trip this week to Atlanta. Connor Sport Court International says work on the floor began last year. A truck hauling the floor is scheduled to make stops at University of Tennessee... more »


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Pestana Vila Sol
- 30Km from Faro (FAO) Airport
- 5Km to beach
- 5Km to town centre
- Indoor Pool
- Outdoor Pool
- Free WiFi in public areas
- Low Deposit Options Available
- Interest FREE Payment Plans
The 5-star Pestana Vila Sol Golf & Resort Hotel is located in the delightful Morgadinhos area of Vilamoura, in a privileged position close to beautiful beaches overlooking the ... Continue reading
The 5-star Pestana Vila Sol Golf & Resort Hotel is located in the delightful Morgadinhos area of Vilamoura, in a privileged position close to beautiful beaches overlooking the sparkling Atlantic. Resting in a tranquil setting with lush gardens and a 27-hole golf course, the Pestana Vila Sol Algarve features 189 comfortable guestrooms and suites offering everything needed for a relaxing holiday.
The Pestana Vila Sol surrounds a stunning multi-level swimming pool complete with built-in bridges, lush gardens and sun terraces, plus swimming areas for children too. The area overlooks the famous golf course, the main feature of Pestana Vila Sol. However, if golf is not your thing there are plenty of other activities to enjoy. For the active guests a gym, jogging circuit, games parlour, tennis courts and bike rental service are available. For a touch more relaxation the hotel boasts a deluxe spa centre with its own branded treatments for mind, body and soul.
The Green Pines restaurant overlooks the beautiful grounds of the golf course and serves a wonderful menu of international dishes. There are several bars onsite including a poolside bar where you can dine on snacks and light lunches, or sip a glass of fine wine or tasty coffee. The famous Vilamoura marina and the Algarve's vibrant nightlife are five minutes' drive away, and visitors can enjoy all that the coastal paradise of Pestana Vila Sol has to offer including beach activities and watersports, fine dining, golf, golf, and more golf!
If golf is your first love then Pestana Vila Sol Vilamoura is definitely for you, but even if you're not so keen on the sport, there is something for everyone at this beautiful, luxury 5-star resort, so don't delay and book today!
- Games room
- Golf course (within 3 km)
- Hiking Off-site
- Table tennis
- Tennis court Off-site
Other facilities
- 24hr Reception
- ATM/cash machine on site
- Babysitting/child services
- Car hire
- Dry cleaning
- Garden
- Meeting/banquet facilities
- Room service
- Air conditioning
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Family rooms
- Free WiFi in public areas
- Lift
- Non smoking rooms
- Non smoking throughout
- Shops (on site)
- Soundproof rooms
Room facilities
The Pestana Vila Sol Golf & Resort Hotel features 189 classic and superior rooms with garden views that can accommodate up to 3 people as well as for single use. Suites are also available with garden views and can accommodate up to 4 people. All rooms and suites have air conditioning, telephone, safety box, mini-bar, LCD screen TV and a balcony.
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Nearby Albufeira has an attractive old village with traditional low fisherman's cottages, churches and narrow cobbled streets. Definitely worth a visit!
24 hour reception, assistance with excursions, golf reservations, Wireless Internet in public areas (with charge), car rental, laundry and dry cleaning service, bike rental, large Ballroom (divisible in 6 private rooms, with natural light and 5 m height), 5 meetings rooms, business equipment.
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Vilamoura, an ambitious purpose-built holiday resort on the central Algarve coast, is one of Europe's largest privately developed tourist havens, offering holidaymakers every form of sport, entertainment and amenity imaginable. The resort is built around a magnificent 1,000-berth marina, alongside which are preserved Roman ruins that were unearthed during construction back in the 1960s. The southern border of the Vilamoura holiday resort is host to a long, sandy beach, which is lined with quality hotels, self-catering apartments, numerous restaurants and shops, and a host of leisure facilities including a casino. Further inland, villas nestle in lush gardens between the golf courses. Vilamoura, which means 'Village of the Moors', is designed for pure pleasure for everyone, of any age or orientation. Nature has enhanced the resort with a temperate sunny climate and beautifully landscaped surroundings. Development has been environmentally friendly and tasteful.
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With so many tempting pursuits on offer, it is virtually impossible not to be active while on holiday in Vilamoura. There are five 18-hole championship golf courses (international tournaments are often hosted here), lawn bowling club, tennis centre, riding school, and even clay pigeon shooting. Watersports, of course, abound, and big game fishing is very popular. When all else fails there is always the cinema or casino to fall back on. Sightseeing excursions are also available to nearby Loule with its Moorish castle and 13th-century church. The Roman ruins and museum of Cerro da Vila are popular attractions, located right in the heart of Vilamoura.
From fine dining to fast food, Vilamoura has it all in dozens of restaurants, coffee bars, ice-cream parlours and cafés scattered throughout the resort, though many of the most popular places are near the Marina. For Chinese try Zu Yi, or opt for perfect pizza and pasta at the Casa del Forno on the Largo do Cinema. Rosa's Cantina is the place to go for authentic Mexican food including enchiladas, tacos and burritos, washed down with icy cold margaritas. For superb seafood opt for the Fisherman's Shack. Braganca Mar is popular with visitors for its mixture of local flavour and European fare.
Nighttime is fun time in Vilamoura, where bars, discos and live entertainment venues abound. Everything from traditional Portuguese Fado to striptease and karaoke is there to be enjoyed. Vilamoura's international Casino is the haunt of celebrities, offering nightly dinner shows in addition to gambling tables, slot machines and bingo rooms.
Shopping arcades are an integral part of the Vilamoura holiday development, packed with designer boutiques, shoe stores, sport's outlets, perfumeries, tobacconists, jewellers and plenty more. Those wanting to seek out the local colour can make an expedition to the Saturday market in nearby Loule.
Some of the prettiest areas in Vilamoura are not open to the general public, including privately-owned areas and exclusive resorts.
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Ayus Gain
By: Apelord
Chapter 1
Meet Ayu
Stupid homework! 16-year old Ayu Nishihara yelled as she threw her notebook against the wall of her room. Why do we need this stuff?! When am I ever going to need to find the square root of fractions?! I need a break!
She walked out of her room in a huff, with steam practically coming out of her ears. She got downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed a chocolate bar, munching on it angrily as she flopped down on the couch and flipped through the TV, not really paying attention to what was on.
She hated school, much less having to bring it home after it was done. The teachers were piling it on lately due to the fact that winter break was only a few weeks away and they had to get ready for the end-of-semester exams. Ayu sometimes didnt even get it done until her mom got home, which was about nine.
Her mom was the CEO of a big newspaper that circulated all throughout Tokyo, an hour's drive away. She was once a lowly photographer, but over time, she worked herself up the corporate ladder to #1, leaving less and less time to spend with Ayu. She would usually be gone by 4 in the morning, and sometimes wouldnt even be home until 3 the next morning. And even though they barely had any time to spend together, they had one of the closest mother-daughter relationships ever.
Since her mom was always home late, they would almost never eat dinner together. This left Ayu in charge of what she would eat, which was usually something microwavable with some chips and a few snacks. But because they were so close, they would celebrate any time they could eat dinner together with a big feast.
The chocolate bar disappeared rather quickly and Ayu groaned. Ugh
I guess its back to homework.
But first I need to go to the bathroom. she thought as she walked down the short hallway to the bathroom.
After her *ahem* business, she looked at herself in the mirror. No one could doubt she was pretty; it just wasnt enough to get that much attention from the boys. Her long, orange hair fell down her back, ending just above her rear. Her eyes were prairie-grass green, and would sometimes sparkle with a certain charm. She was really skinny, with breasts that werent too big: about a B-cup. She was 55 and 109lbs the last time she checked; then again, due to the stress of the extra homework and studying, shed been eating a bit more lately and hadnt been exercising
She walked back to the living room began to head upstairs, when she stopped. Should she have another candy bar
? Nahhh
She walked back to her room, munching on a second candy bar. Its just chocolate. No big deal
Ayu was sound asleep in a homework-induced coma when she heard the door open. Mom was home.
Ayu stumbled down the stairs and found her mother, Nayami, standing in the doorway, trying to shake the winters cold off of her. She saw Ayu standing at the bottom of the staircase and smiled. Hi, honey, she said. Howre you doing?
Not so good, Mom, Ayu tiredly replied. I just finished my homework, Im hungry, Im tired, and I dont want to go to school tomorrow!
Well Im sorry to hear that, her mom said sympathetically, taking off her coat and putting it on the rack. Wait
youre hungry? Didnt you eat dinner?
Not really, I mostly just snacked.
well dont worry about it. Now remember, tomorrow, Im getting home early; so theres something to look forward to. Plus, tomorrows Friday, so its only one day from the weekend and a break from your oh-so-hectic-schedule, she added, mockingly.
Yeah, yeah. Now Im sorry, but Im really tired. Im goin to bed. Goodnight.
Alright, her mother called to her as Ayu trudged up the stairs. Goodnight!
She stepped into her room and changed into her old, worn, pink-and-blue-polka-dotted pajamas and made her way to her bed. She sat down on her bed for a moment, her legs dangling off the sides. She pulled down on her pajama top, noticing a slight tightness as a small bit of flesh showed up. She took a small bit of it between her dainty fingers and shook it slightly. Huh, she thought, laying down. Weird. It was her last thought as she drifted off to sleep
She was awoken the next morning by the sound of EEEEEEHHHHHHEHEHEH!!!! as her alarm clock went off. She wanted to take a hammer to the damn thing. She shut it off and groaned. Another pointless day at school, she said to herself, slowly getting out of bed.
She opened her closet door and took out her stupid uniform. It was a white short-sleeved blouse with a short blue skirt. And the stupid little blue bow; oh, how she hated that thing. It wasnt voluntary; you had to wear it. Otherwise youd get detention. She remembered the first time she wore her uniform; she was so excited, she fell asleep in it the night before. Now she just looked at it in disgust.
She slowly slid it on, making the various morning noises that usually come from a tired teenager, and walked out of her bedroom. On the other side of the door, she took the little note that her mom would always leave for her. It was usually a little reminder: Do your best on your test today, Im not getting home until midnight, Make sure to bring in the trash, stuff like that.
Todays was a little weird. Im coming home at six tonight, so dont snack too much!
What? Ayu wondered. Did she think Id forget? And whats with this last thing? Dont snack too much? What does she mean by that? Does she think Ive gained weight?
She did notice her uniform was a little harder to slip on this morning. And it does feel a little tighter now
She dismissed the thought and headed downstairs.
She walked into the kitchen and found something strange. There was a plate wrapped in tin foil sitting on the dining table with a post-it note on it. It said, Ayu, I hope you enjoy. Love, Mom.
What? Ayu thought, slowly taking the foil off. Breakfast? Mom never makes me breakfast. Her eyes immediately grew large as she saw what the foil was hiding. There, sitting in front of her, was an incredibly large omelet with ham, cheese, mushroom, green peppers, and other miscellaneous items. Oooooohhh
She picked up her fork and stared at the plate with gluttonous hunger in her eyes. Her mom was easily Japans best cook in Ayus eyes, specializing in Western food. She could use every spice known to man to make any meal she made something wonderful; whether it be a simple omelet or exotic delicacies that no one can pronounce.
She started out slow, savoring the different tastes of egg, cheese, ham, everything. But as she kept eating, her appetite started to get the best of her, and her speed increased. Food was being thrown into her mouth, making her salivate slightly. Cheese dripped onto her uniform, but she didnt notice. She was too busy enjoying the flavors of the best breakfast shed had all year. She didnt even notice that a slight bulge forming in her midsection
She leaned back in her chair, plate empty and stomach full. She burped loudly, covering her mouth and blushing. Excuse me! she said to the people who werent there. She looked down at her belly and saw a small bulge that formed that due to her excessive eating. Huh? Was that there before?
Something moved in the corner of her eye. She looked and saw her tabby cat, Momo. She had white fur with a large, light brown spot on her back. She was an old cat; Ayus mom bought Momo for her on her first birthday. Ayu loved Momo; ever since she first saw her. She would be the person (or, well
cat) she would talk to about things that were too personal for friends or family; it was nice to talk to someone who cant talk back.
Ayu stood up (slowly) and walked over to Momo. Hi, Momo! she said. Do I look fat to you? She laughed and petted her head.
A slight drone sounded as the bus rolled down her street. Ayu groaned and grabbed her coat and backpack. She was about to walk out the door when she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror by the door.
Her big breakfast showed on her quite nicely. A slight roundness formed in her belly region that wasnt there before. Cheese stains were not only on her uniform but also on her cheeks, which seemed somewhat
chubbier. Her uniform seemed to be stretching ever so slightly to cover herself. You could tell by looking at her that she had just eaten a big meal.
The screech of the buss wheels broke her out of her trance and she ran outside.
She hopped on the bus and headed for the back seat where she found her best friend, Kazumi Maeda.
Kazumis body was built differently from Ayus; she was a lot, well
fatter (I would use the term chubby, but shes past that). She was about 57 and 243 pound, most of it gathering around her stomach, hips, and thighs. Thats not to say her breasts were small or anything (they were a C-cup). Its just fat didnt accumulate around that area. They were just naturally big; theyd be that size even if she was skinny. Her violet hair draped itself over her shoulders, slightly shorter than Ayus. She sat there with a smile permanently etched on her face. Ayu hated that she was always so chipper in the morning; but at the same time, she loved it.
Hey Ayu, Kazumi piped up. How are you
She drifted off as her eyes wandered down from Ayus face to her bulging stomach. Whats that? she asked, pointing at her belly.
Oh, Ayu blushed, sitting down. I had a kinda big breakfast this morning.
Ill say! It looks like you swallowed a pillow!
Oh shut up! Its not that bad! Ayu said, smacking her friend.
Kazumi started laughing. Anyway, could you help me study for the algebra test today?
Didnt you study for that last night?
I didnt get it.
Oh come on! Your as dumb as a rock!
Hey! I take offense to that Mrs. Shamoo!
You just lost your help! Ayu yelled, smacking Kazumi, who was laughing hysterically, even harder.
For the next couple of minutes or so, Ayu sat facing away from Kazumi while she had her laughing fit. Ayu knew Kazumi was a fat girl and couldve easily come up with a great weight-related comeback, but she didnt know how her friend would react. Ayu was sure about a lot of things when it came to her Kazumi: her love of science, her even greater love of chocolate, her favorite color (orange), her extreme fear of spiders, the list went on. But one thing she was clueless about her was her feelings towards her weight. So it was easier not to say anything and avoid a big fight.
They sat there like that for a moment until Kazumi finally calmed down enough to ask again. Okay
*huff* she breathed.
Can you help me with my studying?
Ayu glanced over just in time for Kazumi to make her sad little puppy-dog eyes. Pweeeease? she said in her cutest voice. It was Ayus greatest weakness when it came to her friend: the eyes. Those wide-eyed, gentle, calming eyes. They were blue. Not just blue, a beautiful shade of blue. A shade of blue that reminded you of the gentle rolling waves of the ocean. A blue that just seemed to go on forever when you stared straight at it. A shade of blue that reminds you of what a wonderful person was on the other side of those bright, shining spheres
Fine! Ayu blurted out. Kazumi chuckled and started rustling through her backpack to get the study packet. Ayu watched her and smiled. Why is it so hard to stay mad at you?
Cause Im just so darn CUTE! Kazumi said, taking the papers out and shaking them victoriously.
Yeah, yeah


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"You wanna change the picture, and apparently, more went into the voting booth and decided that Trump was the answer," Buffett said.
Related: 4 states just voted to hike their minimum wage
Later in the interview, when Harlow asked him who was winning in this economy, Buffett was blunt.
"The rich. Guys like me," he said.
But even though Buffett is doing well, he admitted the economy isn't in fantastic shape. And that probably helped fuel the rise of Trump, as well as Bernie Sanders, the Democratic senator from Vermont who challenged Clinton for the nomination.
"Bernie Sanders said to a good bit of American people, 'You're getting the short end of the stick. And it isn't your fault,'" Buffett said. But he added that he did not think Sanders would have a better shot of beating Trump than Clinton did.
He even cast doubt on recent numbers showing that the U.S. economy grew at a nearly 3% annualized pace in the third quarter.
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"It's softer than I think people think it is," Buffett said about the economy. "I don't mean it's weak, but it's softer than people think."
"The GDP, you know, comes out of the third quarter 2.9%. I don't think it was a 2.9% quarter," he added with a chuckle. "If I had to bet, if they end up revising the third quarter, you know, it'll get revised downward."
Still, Buffett remained optimistic that things will change for the better. He said the focus needs to be on improving incomes for average, working class Americans.
"Capitalism, the market system works," he said. "You want to keep a system where the goose lays more golden eggs every year. We've got that. Now, the question is: How do those eggs get distributed? And that is where the system needs some adjusting."
Related: Obamacare sign-ups surge after Trump win
But Buffett, as he has said in the past, does not think raising the minimum wage is the answer. He continued to stress that an earned income tax credit would do more to boost income than a minimum wage increase.
And Buffett continued to be hopeful that economic conditions will improve for all Americans — and not just the wealthy.
"You don't have to worry about having more stuff. You do have to worry about whether people who are perfectly decent citizens working hard are getting enough of it," he said.
But Buffett stressed that the U.S. economy is not nearly in as bad shape as Trump and others have made it out to be. Here's his response when asked if America was already great, harping Trump's famous slogan.
"It's more than great," he said, laughing. "But it will become greater. But America is great."
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Book DescriptionDespite an explosion of studies on memory in historical and cultural studies, there is relatively little in moral philosophy on this subject. In this book, Jeffrey Blustein provides a systematic and philosophically rigorous account of a morality of memory. Drawing on a broad range of philosophical and humanistic literatures, he offers a novel examination of memory and our relations to people and events from our past, the ways in which memory is preserved and transmitted, and the moral responsibilities associated with it. Blustein treats topics of responsibility for one's own past; historical injustice and the role of memory in doing justice to the past; the relationship of collective memory to history and identity; collective and individual obligations to remember those who have died, including those who are dear to us; and the moral significance of bearing witness.
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I pledge that when elected I will not vote for laws that infringe on and erode our constitutional protections against unreasonable search and seizure afforded to American citizens. That is not a claim my opponent, Mike Quigley, can make.
Quigley just voted to extend warrantless spying on you and me for the next five years. He joined Republicans in voting to deny our civil liberties and further weaken our democracy and freedoms.
The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance (FISA) Amendments Act of 2008, which Quigley voted to extend for five years, was issued in 2008 by President George W. Bush to include warrantless wiretapping of United States citizens' foreign communications and other surveillance measures as a counterterror measure. It gives a blank check to spying agencies to monitor all of us, whether there is any reason to do so or not.
We don't even know how many of us are being spied on right now. When questioned by two senators on the Intelligence Committee about the number of Americans spied on "unintentionally" by the National Security Agency, the Director of National Intelligence responded by saying that "it's not reasonably possible to identify the number of people located in the United States whose communications may have been reviewed under the authority of the [FISA Amendments Act]."
There are ways to fix the law to balance legitimate national security needs against our constitutional rights by prohibiting dragnet surveillance, mandating more transparency about the government's surveillance activities, and strengthening safeguards for privacy.
However, Quigley didn't do that. He didn't even try.
Our country is drifting away from the basic civil rights that make us a free people. We can't stand by and watch it happen. Voting for me, a candidate who pledges to uphold our freedom and our constitutionally protected civil liberties, sends a powerful message. A vote for me says we regard our civil liberties as precious and we will fight these efforts to steal them from us. No blank checks for spying agencies.
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As the sun set last evening, a group of about 60 people gathered for a vigil in Whitcomb Court public housing to honor the life of Robert L. Poag.
The 29-year-old was murdered in the 2100 block of Deforrest Street on Tuesday, Sept. 24 at 10:16 p.m.
Police have arrested and charged Dominique J.Hicks of Richmond for the crime.
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