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Osaka Sex Guide advises where to find sex, working girls, prostitution, street hookers, brothels, red-light districts, sex shops, prostitutes, erotic massage parlors, strip clubs and escorts in Osaka, Japan.
Ōsaka (大阪) is the third largest city in Japan, with a population of over 17 million people in its greater metropolitan area. It is the central metropolis of the Kansai region and the largest of the Osaka-Kobe-Kyoto trio.
- 1 Sex and Prostitution in Osaka
- 2 Female Escorts
- 3 Osaka Districts
- 4 Red Light Districts
- 5 Prostitutes and Sex Workers
- 6 Street Hookers
- 7 Live Sex Cams
- 8 Adult Locations
- 9 Escort Services and Agencies
- 10 Erotic Massage Parlors
- 11 Brothels and Sex Clubs
- 12 Strip Clubs and Striptease
- 13 Karaoke and KTVs
- 14 Swinger Clubs and BDSM
- 15 Sex Shops and Adult Stores
- 16 Love Hotels and Short Time Hotels
- 17 Nightclubs and Bars
- 18 Gay and Lesbian
- 19 Other Adult Services
- 20 Dating
- 21 Transsexuals and Shemales
- 22 Sexual Services for Women
- 23 Sleeping and Girl Friendly Hotels
- 24 Stay Safe
- 25 See Also
Sex and Prostitution in Osaka
Prostitution is illegal in Japan. However, enforcement is lax, and the law specifically defines prostitution as "sex in exchange for money". In other words, if you pay for some other "service" and proceed to have sex by "private agreement," the law does not recognize it as prostitution. As such, Japan still has one of the most vibrant sex industries in the world.
Osaka is probably Japan's best place to eat, drink and party.
Female Escorts
There is quite good selection of escorts in Osaka.
Osaka Districts
"Osaka" can mean either the larger Osaka prefecture (大阪府 Ōsaka-fu), covered in a separate guide, or central Osaka city (大阪市 Ōsaka-shi), the topic of this guide. The city is administratively divided into 24 wards (区 ku), but in common usage the following divisions are more useful:
| Kita (キタ)
The newer center of the city, including the Kita ward (北区). Umeda (梅田) is the main terminal. Department stores, theaters and boutiques are clustered around JR Osaka Station and Umeda Station, which serves several city and private railways
| Minami (ミナミ)
the traditional commercial and cultural center, composed of the Chuo (中央区) and Naniwa (浪速区) wards. Namba (なんば, 難波) is the main railway station, and the surrounding area has the department store and showy shopping. Shinsaibashi (心斎橋) and Horie (堀江) is the fashion area. Dōtonbori (道頓堀) is the best place to go for a bite to eat.Semba (船場) straddles the line between Kita and Minami, and contains the business districts of Yodoyabashi (淀屋橋), Doujima (堂島) and Hommachi (本町); and the financial district of Kitahama (北浜).
| Tennoji (天王寺)
generally means the area around JR Tennōji Station, Abeno and Tennoji subway stations and Kintetsu rail lines, located at the south end of Tennōji ward. The ward was named after the historical Shitennoji temple. Tennōji Park and Zoo are in the area. To the west of Tennōji is Shinsekai (新世界), which was an amusement area in the past and has now become quite seedy.
| Osaka castle
Osaka Castle (大阪城) is one of the most visited tourist attractions in Japan. Kyōbashi (京橋) is northeast of Osaka Castle, home to Osaka Business Park (OBP).
| North
covering the area north of Osaka. Includes Shin-Osaka(新大阪) and Juso(十三).
| East
The eastern suburbs of Osaka.
| South
The southern suburbs of Osaka containing various districts, which has the Sumiyoshi-Taisya Grand Shrin.
| Bay Area
Huge amusement area with many gigantic facilities.
Red Light Districts
Historically, the Matsushima Shinchi, Tobita Shinchi, and Imazato Shinchi districts have been known as the "Big Three" red-light areas in Osaka for quickies. Now days there might be some issues between the sex businesses and law enforcement in some "Shinchi" areas.
- Tobita Shinchi (飛田新地), also known as Tobita Yūkaku (飛田遊郭), is the largest brothel district in western Japan. It is in the Sanno 3-chōme area of Nishinari-ku, Osaka. Tobita is probably architecturally Osaka's best preserved area, yet it is also one of Japan's oldest functioning red-light areas. It was one of the largest police-sanctioned red light districts in Japan until 1958, when anti-prostitution laws went into effect. The laws seem to have had little effect for the brothels in the area, however, as they now operate largely under the guise of being "Japanese-style restaurants." Tobita brothels, similar to how brothels in Amsterdam have women in the windows, tend to have a young woman kneeling by the genkan (entryway) or in the living room (which is fully open to the street) of the brothel to attract customers—an unusual practice for brothels in Japan. An elderly woman, often the owner of the residence, sits in the genkan and greets male passers-by with phrases like douzo, onii-san (どうぞ、お兄さん?, "Welcome, young man"). Osaka mayor Tōru Hashimoto was a legal advisor of the Tobita "restaurant" association.
- Jūsō (十三?) is an area in Yodogawa-ku in north central Osaka, Japan. Predominantly known as the pink area of Osaka, Jūsō has a robust red light district area in the Hommachi West area.
Prostitutes and Sex Workers
In Osaka Tobita has a biggest selection of prostitutes. Check info above in red-light district section. The price starts from 11,000yen (15min.). Some of the girls are willing to give a very good service but as always you can find also disappointments.
Street Hookers
The girls in Osaka are not on the street like normally street walkers. One odd thing is that the hookers all have these things that look like baseball cards. The cards have a picture of the hooker, the price, and a phone number to call. And they leave them every where.
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Live Sex Cams are booming at the moment. Webcam models can be found from all over the world and you can find girls, guys, trannies, couples and groups of different ages performing to you. Watching live sex shows is usually free, but if you buy some credits, you will have much better chances to see adult action as desired! It's possible also to hire a webcam model to a private chat room where you can ask the person to fulfill your fantasies.
Adult Locations
Osaka (also Tokyo) is probably the best city for having some adult fun in Japan.
Escort Services and Agencies
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There are a number of good escort services with the girl coming to your hotel room. Prices usually start from 28,000yen for 1 hour or 45,000yen for 2 hours. You can find a large selection of escorts online.
Erotic Massage Parlors
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- 2/F Osakaya Yokobori Bldg, 4 Chome-8-6, Honmachi, Chuo-ku
- +81-6-6241-3511
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There are many Erotic massage parlors in Osaka. One of the famous method is Kaishun Massage is an art of erotic massage derived from old ancient China, which the male genitals rejuvenate to stimulate the testicles, the groin or crotch, the anal and of course the penis gently.
A Kaishun session:
- Shower Play
- Girl washes your erogenous area with gently touch. She would try to find your erotic pleasure.
- Upper-body Lip
- She enhances your erotic pleasure by the nipple lick etc. of putting the gently touch. You would be massaged to touch, to lick, to suck up gently by her.
- Whole body esthetics with oiling
- You would be massaged whole body by her with oil. Legs, Arms, Butt, Scruff, Necks, Backs, Hips, Nipples, Testicles and Groin.
- Groin Massage
- She very carefully massages your the root part of your thigh by hand and arms. Your lymph would be stimulated gently. A groin has the lymph and the nerve. This massage is very effective in a healthy promotion of the man's sexual functions.
- Testicle massage
- The testicle massage is just for your rejuvenation. She would stimulate your testicle little by little. Our massage is added the original arrangement for erotic. It would enhance your erection.
- Facesitting
- You would experience the erotic pleasure by our rejuvenation massage never before in your life. She would increase your sexual pleasure by the famous face sitting with T-back and her's aroma.
- Prostate massage
- You could experience it over 90minutes session if you want. You would be stimulated your prostate by a skillful finger technique. Girls has trained by the professional would visit to you. She acquireda knowledge for Prostate Massage.
- Hand Service
- Ultimate hand service with warm and silky lotion. She leads you to the ejaculation with the combination of the testicle massages and hand service.
Brothels and Sex Clubs
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Brothel Styles in Osaka:
- Hotel health style
- Here is a authentic, we introduce a shop that provides the traditional "sexual services". Osaka there is a place called "Soemon & Doutonbori" in downtown Nanba & Juso in downtown Umeda. The renowned also historical present here there is a "Yanneko-International Sec". It is a famous shop has played a sexual service scene of "Osaka". Enrollment of girls all amateur part-time job. Youth of the average age of 20.66. And conscientious but from 23,000 JPY in 60 minutes traditional sexual services of Japan.
However, prostitution, which means legal "binding of the genitals" of Japan is a criminal target. Therefore, the shop has been based on operating of attitude that prohibits the "insert sex", to comply with laws and regulations. However, the "service" in the field by the girl is different.
- Soapland style
- Soaplands (ソープランド, sōpurando) are Japanese brothels where the girls bath you then provide blow jobs, hand jobs, body slides, anal sex or sumata (simulated sex with the girl rubbing up against your penis to get you off). Vaginal intercourse is illegal for brothels to offer as a service though you will find that most places do offer it.
Strip Clubs and Striptease
Juso Music View MapClub Type: Adult EntertainmentDancer Ethnicity: AsianDance Prices: Drink Prices: Daytime Cover: 6000Nighttime Cover: 6000Hours:12:00-22:30
- 3-4-29 Juso-Higashi Osaka 27
- +81-06-6304-8939
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Strip clubs in Osaka are perfect places to have fun with sexy girls. Nude bars can be a little bit expensive, but if the money is not an issue you should definitely visit one.
Karaoke and KTVs
Karaoke hostess bars are often called as "piano bar"s in Japan.
Swinger Clubs and BDSM
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Swinger clubs (lifestyle clubs), are formal or informal groups that organize sex-related activities or establishments where patrons can engage in sex acts with other patrons.
Sex Shops and Adult Stores
If you don't feel like visiting or cannot find any local sex shops in Osaka, you can easily order adult products from Online Sex Shop.
Osaka has a good selection of sex shops. Now days it's more common to order sex toys and porn movies from online adult stores.
Love Hotels and Short Time Hotels
- Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Naniwa-ku, Nanbanaka 1-4-8
- +81-66-644-3877
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- Osaka-fu, Hirakata City, Miyanosaka 4-38-12
- +81-72-847-1884
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For a mere 10,000yen punters can now receive an hour's worth of adult services — along with use of a love hotel room — and at a location smack dab in the Minami district of Osaka.
- Hotel Chapel Christmas , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Kita-ku, Doyoma-cho 11-5 , TEL: 066-365-7750
- Hotel Chapel Cinderella , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Tennnouji-ku, Ueshino 4-4-19 , TEL: 066-774-3331
- Hotel Chapel Sweet , Osaka-fu, Izumiotsu-shi, Itahara-cho 5-9-35 , TEL: 072-531-3091
- Hotel Flower Style , Osaka-fu, Higashi Osaka-shi, Yokoshoji-cho 5-10-29 , TEL: 072-987-2020
- Hotel Liebhaber , Osaka-fu, Hirakata-shi, Minaminakaburi 3-14 , TEL: 072-833-1919
- Hotel Little Chapel , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Naniwa-ku, Nanbanaka 1-7-19 , TEL: 066-631-5151
- Hotel Little Chapel Christmas , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Chuo-ku, Nipponbashi 1-9-18 , TEL: 066-212-7322
- Hotel Little Chapel Christmas , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Miyakojima-ku, Nakano-cho 1-13-28 , TEL: 066-351-0074
- Hotel Little Chapel Coconuts , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Tennnouji-ku, Chausuyama 3-2 , TEL: 066-776-0579
- Hotel Love , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Tennnouji-ku, Ikutama 5-14 , TEL: 066-779-1122
- Hotel Mickey Cookies , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Naniwa-ku, Nanbanaka 1-10-15 , TEL: 066-649-0350
- Hotel Plaza , Osaka-fu, Matsuhara-shi, Miyakenaka-cho 7-9-11 , TEL: 072-333-1111
- Hotel Roland , Osaka-fu, Osaka-shi, Naniwa-ku, Nanbanaka 1-7-4 , TEL: 066-641-7500
- Hotel Sha LuLu , Osaka-fu, Ibaraki City, Uekori 1-1-32 , TEL: 072-643-5329
Nightclubs and Bars
There are many great nightclubs and bars in Osaka where you can try your luck to find sex for free. There are hundreds of cool clubs and bars where to party in Osaka.
Gay and Lesbian
Finding women can be challenging no matter what city you are in. While in Osaka you can take advantage of FemmeFinder.com, the largest online lesbian dating site. Helping thousands of women connect with other women, FemmeFinder.com can connect you with sexy members in Osaka to share in your travel experience. It's one of the most trusted places to find your next romantic partner during your travels.
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Bar Bacchus View MapWeekday opening times: 20:00 - 02:00 & weekend opening times: 20:00 till late. Closed on Sundays and national holidays.Foreigner-friendly gay bar with inexpensive drinks and a cosy atmosphere. Mixed, international crowd. No cover charge. Light snacks are available.
- 3/F Dai-Ni Shoei Kaikan, 6-14 Doyama-cho, Kita-ku, Osaka
- +81-6-6361-2366
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Grand Slam View MapWeekday opening times: 21:00 - 05:00, Weekend opening times: 21:00 - 05:00. Foreigner-friendly gay bar that hosts regular parties and events. Now in its 5th year. Open 7 nights a week.
- 1/F Dai-Ni Shoei Kaikan, 6-14 Doyama-cho, Kita-ku, Osaka
- +81-6-6362-8077
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Ranger View MapOpen every day: 16:00 - 05:00. Gay cruise club targeting short-haired, bearded, athletic and muscular guys in their 20's and 30's. Private cabins available. Management tell us that men with "long hair, slim or chubby figure and unmanly manner" will not be admitted.Open 4pm-5am.
- 1 Chome-11-28 Nakatsu, Kita-ku, Osaka
- +81-6-6720-8986
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Business Inn Royal Sauna View MapOpen every day 24 hours. A foreign-friendly gay sauna in Osaka. Business Inn Royal Sauna operates the same system as Hokuoukan. Besides the usual facilities, there is also a jacuzzi and solarium. Private rooms are available, both in Japanese and Western style.Open 24 hours. Tends to attract a more ...
- 1-2-4 Ebisu-higashi, Naniwa-ku, Osaka
- +81-6-6643-0001
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- 2/F Nippo Higashi Hankyu Leisure Building, 8-14 Kamiyama-cho, Kita-ku, Osaka
- +81-6-6365-7915
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Frenz-Frenzy View MapOsaka's most popular gay bar, owned and managed by Paul (Sarichan) a non-Japanese since 2004. FrenZ-FrenZY attracts a very mixed, very international crowd.A great place to make some new 'frenz', enjoy the drinks and the funky décor. There's karaoke, free internet and WiFi.
- 1F Nippo Higashi Hankyu Leisure Building, 8-14 Kamiyama-Cho, Kita-ku (Shinmidosuji & Miyakojima) Osaka
- +81-6-6311-1386
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Daikishi Sauna View MapOpen every day 24hr. Daikishi is a sauna popular among a younger crowd as the venue has age limitation policy (no more than 50 y.o). There are two prices. 04:00 – 24:00, 2,000 yen or 19:00 – 15:00, 2,500 yen
- 12-12 Doyamacho Kitaku, Osaka
- +81-6-6361-3270
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Touch 2 Heal View MapWeekday opening times: 16:00 - 23:00. Weekend opening times: 12:00 - 23:00. Cosy and private, gay massage salon with shower facilities. Touch 2 Heal offers therapeutic and sensual massage service by a certified body worker/healer with 6 years of experience in New York and Japan. Call at least 2 hour ...
- Nakazakinishi, Kita Ward, Osaka
- +81-80-3853-6714
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Pump Up Bar View MapOpen everyday from 20:00 - late.Popular with 20's-40's crowd. The staff only speak Japanese, but they welcome foreigners and make them feel like home. The bar hosts regular events – check their website for details. Cover charge is 1500¥ with one drink.
- 2/F Dai-Ni Shoei Kaikan, 6-14 Doyama-cho, Kita-ku, Osaka
- +81-6-6315-1555
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You can find plenty of great gay clubs, gay saunas and other gay cruising places from Osaka.
Other Adult Services
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Soaplands are the most popular adult establishments in Osaka, but you can still find numerous different other action such as BDSM clubs etc.
Dating in Osaka can be a bit tricky due to cultural differences, so your best bet is to sign up for a dating site before your trip so you can meet a few locals ahead of time. AdultFriendFinder.com lets you meet local members in Osaka and get to know them on a personal basis before you arrive. Take advantage of site features like live chat and member to member webcams so you can begin flirting before arranging a face-to-face meeting. Since your time in Osaka may be limited, get to know each other's desires beforehand, so that when you meet you can start having some real fun.
Transsexuals and Shemales
Finding someone for transsexual dating when you're on the road can be a bit tricky, so your best bet is to sign up for a dating site before you go so you can find locals ahead of time. TSdates.com is a dating site designed to help you find exactly what you are looking for in your hookup in Osaka. Take advantage of site features like live chat and member to member webcams so you can begin flirting before arranging a face-to-face meeting. With over 40 million members, and thousands of transsexual members around the world, TSdates.com is the world's largest site of sex-minded friends for discreet encounters and will help you find your next transsexual play partner.
Thousands of trannies all around the world are making their living by acting as a webcam model. You can watch transsexual live sex shows also in Osaka as long as you have internet connection. Check it out: Tranny Live Sex Video Chat
There is a large selection of transsexuals offering services online in Osaka. Most of the Japanese TS/TV/TG and CD girls have small cocks. So if you are a bottom, it can be hard to find big dicks.
Sexual Services for Women
There are a huge number of night clubs, bars and pubs where women can easily find a male company for the night for free.
Sleeping and Girl Friendly Hotels
If you're afraid to take a girl to your hotel or apartment, the easiest option would be renting a room from a love hotel for an hour or two. See the list of love hotels above. Also all the taxi drivers know most love hotels in Osaka so don't hesitate to ask.
See also: Global list of girl friendly hotels
Stay Safe
Osaka has a dangerous reputation (by Japanese standards), but is still remarkably safe for a city of its size, and the overall level of crime is as low as in Tokyo or other Japanese cities. However, some areas, particularly Shinsekai and Tobita, may be a little dodgy at night and the Airin/Kamagasaki area — Japan's largest slum, home to a lot of jobless and/or homeless people — south of Shin-Imamiya is best avoided at most times, especially after dark.
Incidentally, despite the movie stereotype of gangsters speaking in Osakan dialect, the actual base of Japan's biggest yakuza families is neighboring Kobe — and the most gang violence occurs in Tokyo. Unless you're dealing drugs, you're unlikely to get involved with the local mafia.
See Also
- Japan, Tokyo
- Age of consent in Japan, Japanese Sex Phrasebook
- Prostitution, Street prostitution, Global prostitution prices
- Sex topics & Phrasebooks, Sex worker, Prostitute types
- Red-light district, List of red-light districts all over the world
- Brothel, Escort agency, Call girl, Erotic massage, Strip club
- Sex tourism, Sex industry, Countries with most prostitutes
- Gay, Lesbian, Gay and lesbian travel, Bisexuality, Ladyboy
- Age of consent, Stay safe, Scams, Safe sex, STD, HIV/AIDS


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Bean Sprout Salad With Oriental Dressing
|Bean sprouts
|2 Cup (32 tbs)
|Peanut oil/Oriental sesame oil
|2 3⁄4 Teaspoon
|Green onion
|1 , chopped
|Low sodium ketchup
|1 Teaspoon
|Bacon bits
|3⁄4 Teaspoon
|1 Clove (5 gm), minced
|Minced ginger/1 pinch ground ginger
|1⁄2 Teaspoon
|1⁄8 Teaspoon
|Chopped canned pimientos
|2 Tablespoon
|Lemon juice
|1 1⁄2 Teaspoon
|White wine vinegar/Rice vinegar
|1 1⁄2 Teaspoon
Place the bean sprouts in a colander and rinse under hot tap water just until slightly limp about 1 minute.
Drain well and dry thoroughly between paper towels.
Set aside.
In a small saucepan over low heat, combine the sesame oil, green onion, ketchup, bacon bits, garlic, ginger, and salt; cook, stirring, about 1 minute or until the mixture starts to bubble.
Remove from the heat.
In a medium size bowl, combine the bean sprouts and pimiento.
Add the contents of the saucepan and toss well.
Cover and chill in the refrigerator for 2 to 3 hours, tossing occasionally.
Recipe Summary
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Nutrition Rank
Nutrition Facts
Serving size: Complete recipe
Calories 221 Calories from Fat 134
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 15 g23.2%
Saturated Fat 3 g14.9%
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 2.6 mg0.9%
Sodium 389.8 mg16.2%
Total Carbohydrates 18 g5.9%
Dietary Fiber 5.1 g20.3%
Sugars 10.2 g
Protein 9 g17.9%
Vitamin A 26.4% Vitamin C 105.9%
Calcium 4.7% Iron 15.4%
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Reagan Hockett's effort on the basepaths prevented a Smith-Cotton shutout Wednesday at Vansell Field at Liberty Park.
She singled, stole second and scored from third on a McKenna Woolery groundout. Woolery's RBI was the only run for Lady Tigers softball in a 6-1 loss to Boonville in Sedalia.
Sarah Bergman, pitching for S-C, avoided a big inning but allowed a run in five of seven innings. She limited damage in the seventh, when an error in the outfield loaded the bases with no outs. Bergman induced three groundouts for two runs to complete the outing.
Nursing a shutout, Boonville pitcher Peyton Kempf caught a couple breaks.
She defended her face from a line drive in the second inning and caught the ball for out No. 2. Kempf struck out the next batter to end the inning. Lady Pirate left fielder Leigha Vollmer later performed a circus catch — stopping a high line drive with her glove and catching the rebound — to preserve Kempf's scoreless streak.
Smith-Cotton head coach Janeil Draffen said the team successfully executed recently-practiced drills, but still seeks consistency.
"We're so close on defense, getting things worked out, that eventually we're going to get on the same page with offense and defense," Draffen said. "When we start playing, all-in-all and as a whole, we have to stay up on that."
Lady Tigers catcher Macey Hoover threw out a baserunner at second and assisted on a rundown at third. Draffen said she was pleased with Hoover's development.
"Hoover ended up throwing a pretty quick runner out," Draffen said. "We worked on her quickness yesterday so, to me, that was big play."
Boonville scored in the first on a one-out Kenley Fuemmeier double. Zoe Coffelt added an RBI single in the third. Kempf and Kishanda Jones added runs in the fourth and fifth innings, respectively.
Smith-Cotton (1-6) faces Warrensburg on the road Thursday at 4:30 p.m.
Alex Agueros can be reached at 660-826-1000, ext. 1483 or on Twitter @abagueros2


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COLUMBIA -- If the Wofford men's basketball team had been in charge of the New Year's Eve celebration Friday night at Times Square, there might be some people who still think it's 2004.
That ball just wouldn't drop.
On the other hand, there was the home team, South Carolina. This was obviously the Gamecocks' party.
Their mascot, Cocky, danced around during the intermission break with USC up by 24 points, then heaved up a one-handed, backwards, half-court shot that went straight into the basket. Nothing but net.
Wofford might as well have loaded up the bus right then and called it a year.
Terriers head coach Mike Young did bring the team back from the locker room, but kept his timeouts unused and let the clock roll toward a merciful finish, 76-44.
South Carolina head coach Dave Odom said he expected a tough battle from the Terriers, who had done well in three previous run-ins against Southeastern Conference opponents.
The Terriers beat Auburn, took Georgia to overtime and lost by six to Tennessee.
Wofford never had a chance in this one. By the time the Terriers finally scored a field goal, nearly 10 minutes into the game, it was basically over.
The second half was an exhibition.
"I don't know how to explain it," Odom said. "Too much time off (11 days between games)? Exams? Too much travel? Too much SEC? I don't know. It was just one of those games. I can assure you that Wofford is a much better team than that."
Odom might have also mentioned that the Terriers were without starting guard Eric Marshall because of flu and backup center Tyler Berg because of an ankle injury.
Starting center Sam Daniels was limited because of his own hurt ankle. Not that it likely would have mattered much.
"Those are just excuses," Wofford senior guard Greg Taylor said. "We were flat. We didn't play as hard as we normally do. We stunk."
Taylor, a Simpsonville native who transferred two years ago from South Carolina, envisioned a more satisfying return to Columbia. Some of the fans in the Colonial Center remembered him. You could tell by the derogatory things they yelled.
He did get a hug from a Gamecocks player. Brandon Wallace went flying into the Wofford bench while trying to grab a loose ball and ended up in Taylor's lap.
After being knocked to the floor with about seven minutes left, Taylor just sat there looking up at the scoreboard for a few extra seconds. Wofford was down 30.
On a night like this, when layups wouldn't fall and shots from the corner hit the side of the backboard, it was easy to forget that Wofford, at 7-4, is off to its best start since 1993.
The Terriers came in leading the Southern Conference in scoring (82.4 points per game) and field-goal percentage (49.0). Numbers sometimes have a way of evening out. Wofford was a terrible 27 percent from the floor, including 3-for-22 on 3-point tries.
This follows a fourth-quarter collapse against Georgia, but the Terriers can't afford to let back-to-back nightmares detract from what has been a promising start to the season. Confidence, sky-high two weeks ago, could suffer.
"It certainly could. We'd better understand that," Young said. "Realistically, it not a huge concern because of how far this team has come. We will not let a day -- one day -- knock us off track."
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Episode 13
Anna takes her cousin to get a makeover.
* * * Shelly, Anna's cousin, come to Los Angeles to visit Anna and get comfort from having problems with her boyfriend. Anna was also not happy - she had just seen
an interview of Shelly that she didn't care for. Anna and Shelly fight and Anna makes Shelly apologize. Anna has a very emotional moment talking about how her family treats her. Anna asks Shelly to come back. Anna lets Shelly go anywhere she chooses. Shelly chooses to go to a salon. While Shelly and Kim have their hair colored, Anna gets some hair removed from her forehead. Afterwards, Anna takes Shelly to a tattoo parlor to get her belly button pierced. While at the parlor, they get a call from the salon saying there may be a problem with Shelly's hair. They must rinse her hair immediately. Back at the salon, Shelly's gets her hair cut. Anna then takes Shelly yo get a very expensive dress. Shelly chooses the next stop: a bar, where there is mud wrestling. Anna takes off her dress and jumps in. Shelly doesn't even take off her dress, she just jumps in. The evening ends with Shelly's boyfriend showing up and telling Shelly that they've been evicted from their apartment and have to move in with Anna.
Episode Overview
Derby Daze
Episode 12
Anna and company go to the Kentucky Derby.
* * *
Anna is invited to the Kentucky Derby and to a charity event. Anna and Howard start fighting over pictures of hats. On the plane Anna reads a book of lawyer jokes
to Howard.
Howard is in charge of placing bets for the group. Anna's betting strategy is to bet on almost all the horses. They are told they can't take Sugar Pie to the Derby. Anna is very upset and says she cannot go to the track without Sugar Pie.
When things cool down they all, minus Sugar Pie, head off to the Kentucky Derby. Anna sees Larry King, Joey Fatone, and others. Afterwards, at the charity event Anna sees Kid Rock, Latoya Jackson, and Tammy Faye Bakker.
Howard meets a woman, Stacy, in the bar, but has to deliver drinks to Anna first. He convinces Anna to go meet Stacy and her mother. On the way back to the room, Anna and Howard have a huge fight. They eventually make up, however.
Episode Overview
Do the Hustler
Episode 11
Larry Flynt asks Anna to direct a photo shoot for his magazine.
* * *
Anna has dinner with Larry Flynt. They talk about sex, of course. Larry offers her a chance to direct a photo shoot for his magazine.
After arriving
at the set, Anna discusses things with the photographer and helps the women get dressed. Anna takes pictures of the women, thinking that the women couldn't touch each other or be more alluring. When she finds out they could do more than she thought, she is upset. After discussing this with Clive, the photographer, Anna is given a second chance. This time, she will direct the girls while Clive takes the pictures.
Larry was very happy with the pictures. He also asks Anna to invite him over to dinner sometime.
Episode Overview
Anna (Palm) Springs into Action
Episode 10
Anna and company go to Palm Springs.
* * * People from a website ask Anna and company to go to Palm Springs and judge a body-building contest. She's disappointed when she finds out that the hotel isn't quite up
to her standards. They all go out for dinner and drinks and discuss sex. Anna finds an onion in her food and is upset because she is allergic. When they bring her another plate, she finds more onions. Anna hopes the contest will put her in better spirits. Anna gets to meet the guys. She goes back to the hotel to start the contest. She has to ask weird questions and wonders what the contest is all about. She says she has been in Palm Springs for a whole day and hasn't had any fun yet. So she and the contestants have a party. Two women show up and get into the pool with Anna, and their father shows up. The cops show up and shut down the party. Anna wakes up the next morning with a monster hangover and wants to get out of Palm Springs fast, but first she has to finish the contest. Afterward, Anna is swamped with autographs and people wanting pictures.
Episode Overview
Something Trendy This Way Comes
Episode 9
Anna has a gallery showing of her art.
* * *
Anna reveals her love for painting. So the gang go to get her paintings framed. She is told she could show off her paintings in a gallery. After some thought, Anna
decides that a showing of her art may not be a bad idea. Soon, her paintings are priced and hanging on a wall.
At the gallery, Anna is greeted by many friendly and familiar faces. Bobby Trendy shows up. He claims that he is just passing by. Howard and Bobby get into an argument, and Bobby leaves. While Bobby is in his car leaving, Howard pounds on his window and yells at him some more.
Episode Overview
Courting Disaster
Episode 8
Anna becomes a judge for the court show
Texas Justice
; and appears on
The Tonight Show. * * * Anna is to make an appearance on
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
, but lost her cowboy boots. So she and
the gang pile into the limo and go a western store for some shopping. At the store, they run into Judge Larry Joe Doherty, of the real-life court show
Texas Justice
. Judge Doherty is in town to hear some cases to see if they could be brought to Texas to appear on the show. He asks Anna to come and hear some cases with him. He says since the cases don't involve money, all she has to do is decide what's fair. Anna appears on
The Tonight Show
as the easter bunny. She had thought she was going to be a guest. Afterward, she heads over to be a judge with Larry Joe Doherty. Kim is the bailiff and Howard interviews the people after the case is heard. The cases deal with a friend's "package" hanging out, make-up, loud parties, and a dog peeing on a plant.
Episode Overview
Lipstick Thespians
Episode 7
Anna returns to the film industry in the movie
Wasabi Tuna.
* * *
Anna Nicole gets a script for an action-comedy movie called
Wasabi Tuna
, where she plays herself. When she found out her co-stars were Jason London, Antonio Sabato Jr.,
and Tim Meadows, she had Howard set up a meeting to seal the deal. Howard agrees to dress up as Anna for the movie. The producers ask Anna to attend a casting call for Anna drag queens. After Howard sees all the drag queens dressed as Anna, Howard has second thoughts about it.
Anna is excited because it is the first shoot day for the movie. Anna gets up early and gets into her make-up, but she ends up waiting hours for them to call her to the set. When they get to the set they have problems with words Anna can and cannot use. Hours later, Anna is still waiting to go into make-up and shoot her scenes. Howard and Anna fight over what to do with Howard's penis when he wears the dress.
The time has come for Howard to dress as Anna Nicole. They cut his hair, puts make-up on him, and puts a wig and dress on him. Meanwhile, Pol', Anna's designer, tries to help Kim pick a costume. Then, the time came and they were called onto the set, and they perform their lines. "I think that everybody had a great time," writer/producer Celia Fox said. "And I think that Anna came in as an actress - not a diva - did her work, was cool, had fun, was likeable, and that's all it's about."
Episode Overview
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Episode 6
Anna goes on a date with the bachelor she chose in episode 14; Howard visits his parents.
* * * Mark, from the season two premiere, takes Anna on a date in another town, which means they stay overnight (separately).
He arrives to take her out in an eighteen-wheeler, which Anna is not happy about. On the long drive, Mark tries to draw Anna out, but all she wants to do is sleep. Anna is wide awake when a cop pulls Anna and Mark over. After a lousy ride, Anna decides to have a good time. The next day, Anna and Mark enjoy breakfast and go to a rodeo. When Mark and Anna leave the stands they run into some cowboys. They convince her to ride a horse. As they ride, the cowboys sweet talks Anna, and asks her to spend the evening with them. She, with sadness, sends Mark packing. Anna enjoys a fun evening with the cowboys. Meanwhile, Howard goes to visit his parents. He upsets his mother by cursing, is asked to go to the dentist, and get a physical.
Episode Overview
Restoration Hard Way
Episode 5
Anna decorates her neighbor's room, while they decorate hers.
* * * Anna trades spaces with her neighbors, Cris and Wes. Anna wants them to decorate her room of choice, and she wants to decorate theirs. The neighbors hire a
designer, while Anna hires a designer of her own -- who just happens to be a dominatrix. Anna decides to male her neighbor's room a "sex room." After shopping for the necessary items, Anna, Howard, and Kim get to work. They clear out the room and start the transformation. They paint all the walls black. Over at Anna's house, the neighbors use feng shui to decorate the room. Finally, it's time for the rooms to be revealed. Anna loves her room. Wes liked the room Anna had decorated, but after some discussion Cris decides it's best for them to redo the room (because it faces the street, and may be offensive to some people).
Episode Overview
To Live and Diaper in L.A.
Episode 4
Anna Nicole injures her knee; and trades places with a waitress.
* * * The first part of this episode is a mock E! True Hollywood Story that chronicles the gang going skating then Anna falling and hurting her knee.
Anna gets frustrated about being inside all the time, so Howard and Kim take her to a restaurant in town. Anna decides she wants to trade places with the waitress at the restaurant. And so Anna becomes a waitress. After her shift, she can't go home - she has to take care of the children of the waitress, and the waitress gets a taste of how Anna Nicole's life is. In the end, Anna realizes she misses her own life.
Episode Overview
Shrew's the Boss
Episode 3
Anna sets her sights on the acting world.
* * *
Anna gets a call from Cedric the Entertainer asking her to be a guest on his TV show. She practices her lines for the show with Kim and Howard. Then
we flash back to when Anna got information from an acting coach that sends her Shakespeare literature to practice - she reads the lines with Howard. In the lines, she must slap the person who is reading with her, and Howard got tired of that fast. She gets her make-up artist, Angie, to practice the lines with her. It doesn't turn out well when Anna slaps Angie (which is a little off and turned out to be more of a scratch), and Angie calls her a b****.
Anna is visited by Dr. Amazing and an astrologer, Gemini. Dr. Amazing hypnotizes Anna to help her remember her lines, and make her feel better about acting.
Anna prepares as well as she could, so she attends class. Her partner is actor Danny Bonaduce. Anna and Danny are put on the spot when they must practice their lines in front of an acting class.
Episode Overview
Nature Calls
Episode 2
Anna and company go camping
* * * Daniel doesn't want to be part of the show anymore. He says he doesn't want to be famous. Howard says they should mention it to Anna while they are camping. Anna, Daniel,
Kim, and Howard are warned of the dangers of their camping experience. Howard and Kim leave to get supplies... Anna puts together a potty, and then starts a fire. Anna and Daniel discuss how he feels about doing the show. Daniel confesses he doesn't want to do it, and Anna says that's okay, all he had to do is say so. Anna freaks out when she hears coyotes, and retreats to her tent. Howard and Kim return, and they all roast weiners and sing a campfire song. Then they go to sleep. During the night, Anna yells for Howard and tells him that "something is out here." Ranger Steve returns to their camp site and takes the gang fishing. Daniel catches the first fish, a very small one. Anna rushes Howard to get the fish unhooked so they can throw it back. Anna calls Daniel a fish murderer, then takes it back when she sees the fish was "faking." Howard says he's had enough of the animals and the stress of not having a cigarette. Howard says he wants to go home, but Anna doesn't want to. Anna finally gives in and decides to do what Howard wants and leave. So they pack up, and end this magical camping trip.
Episode Overview
Season 2 Premiere
Episode 1
Anna chooses between five bachelors.
* * * In this live and supersized season premiere, which is hosted by
Joe Millionaire
butler Paul Hogan, Anna has to choose between five bachelors. The bachelors are Jeff Hawkins, Brook Pemberton, Frank Miniaci,
Mark Norris, and Mitchell Olson. The episode chronicles the search for the bachelors, Anna's date with them, and Howard putting each of them through a lie detector test. Anna narrows it down to three bachelors, eliminating Mitchell and Frank. Each remaining bachelor gets 30 seconds to state his case to Anna. Anna makes her decision: Mark.
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When you first start the career mode in Forza 2 you can choose one of three geographical locations – Europe, America or Asia – naturally I chose Europe, one because I live there and two because the best cars in the world hail from that territory (cue abuse from around the globe). I was therefore quite disappointed when I found that I couldn't choose a bright orange Ford Focus ST as my starting vehicle, nor was it even available to buy in the European region. Eventually I found my car lurking in the American region, with the game clearly stating that the origin of the Focus ST was North America. That's quite an impressive mistake considering that the Focus ST isn't even on sale in the US!
Now, before any of my eagle eyed US readers inform me that Ford does sell the Focus ST in America, I'm aware that there's a car with that name over there, but it's by no means the same vehicle. The US Focus ST is a dull four-door saloon with a disappointing naturally aspirated, four cylinder engine pumping out only 151bhp, whereas the European Focus ST is a rally derived hatchback sporting a turbocharged five cylinder engine putting out 222bhp, and it's the latter car that is actually in the game!
There are slip ups elsewhere too, like the Lotus Elise 111S, which actually has the specification of the newer and more expensive 111R, with a 197bhp Toyota engine, as opposed to the 160bhp Rover lump that the 111S actually hides under its bonnet. OK, so I'm probably nit-picking, but with a game that lives and dies by its realism and car licenses, this is the type of mistake that will annoy much of the target audience.
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Wow - I have never read a TR review that I disagreed with more. And so am glad to be the first (after 2 years) to post a review to make this clear!
Something that becomes clear very soon with playing Forza 2 is the amount of effort they put into the physics engine and in particular the tyre-modelling. I remember back in 07 when it was launched reading interviews about when the software modellers met with the Goodyear and Bridgestone tyre engineers and quickly realised they weren't going to get the information they came for as they were questioning (and were building into the game) a level of detail, accuracy and knowledge that was beyond even the mainstream real-world engineer.
This level of realism - in my opinion - really comes through in the game.
Riyad hints towards this with reference to the steering wheel, but in my opinion this sense of immersion and realism is there even with the handset controller by just turning off many of the driver aids. (Turn off all stability aids plus the drivers line, and soon you'll find yourself looking out for 'markers' in the change of tarmac colour or grass as you brake or turn in or feed in the gas just like you would on a 'real-world' race track).
All you have to do is ask that your friends - or online competitors - switch these aids off and then you will have a incredibly life-like road race of skill on your hands.
I agree with the point about tuning a 200bhp engine to a 400bhp engine without uprating your drive shaft, but at what point to stop the user having fun vs forcing them to adhere to the rulebook? For me, this was far less important that the physical real-world realism once you're behind the wheel.
Overall, the only thing you could fault this game with was the fact that the AI (although incredibly impressive at pushing it to the limit at the top setting) often - but not always - doesn't avoid collisions at the expense of a better corner line.
But this is something I'm confidently looking to Forza3 to fix....
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Whether or not Quvenzhane Wallis wins the Best Actress Oscar for her breakout performance in "Beasts of the Southern Wild," the 9-year-old actress has already booked her next major role: starring in the remake of movie musical "Annie."
It's no coincidence that Sony chose Oscar day to issue a press release confirming the rumored casting. Although "Beasts" earned a modest but respectable $11 million at the U.S. box office last year, both the film and Wallis have seen a major boost in awareness since earning four Academy Award nominations including Best Picture and Best Actress.
"With the recent Academy Award nomination and critical acclaim, Quvenzhan� Wallis is a true star and we believe her portrayal as Annie will make her a true worldwide star," Columbia Pictures' president of production Hannah Minghella said in a statement. "She is an extraordinary young talent with an amazing range, not only as an actress but as a singer and dancer, and we can't wait for audiences to further discover her."
Wallis steps into the role of plucky orphan Annie that was originally expected to be a vehicle for Willow Smith — the 12-year-old "Whip My Hair" singer has supposedly "outgrown" the part.
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Lenovo is spending $195 million to gain 95 percent of the 5-year-old Lenovo NEC Holdings as it looks to grow its standing in the PC market.Lenovo, the world's top PC maker, is moving to expand its influence in the market by buying the bulk of NEC's stake in a joint venture in Japan. Lenovo will spend $195 million to buy 44 percent of NEC's share of Lenovo NEC Holdings, a joint venture launched five years ago to give the two companies more sway in the PC market in Japan and the region. After the deal, Lenovo will own 95 percent of the joint venture, with NEC retaining 5 percent. NEC announced the sale on its Website. At the time the joint venture was created, Lenovo was the world's fourth-largest PC maker, while NEC was the top client vendor in a Japan market that included such vendors as Toshiba, Fujitsu and Sony, which has since spun out its Vaio PC business. Vaio now is a stand-alone PC company. Despite the contraction in the worldwide PC market since late 2011, with shipments steadily declining over the past several years, Lenovo continues to see its PC business as foundational to its future. Over the past couple of years, Lenovo officials have looked to further diversify the company's portfolio—in 2014, the vendor spent almost $5 billion buying IBM's low-end x86 server business and the Motorola Mobility handset unit from Google—but have said PCs are still a core business.
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Using Mock Objects to Stabilize Unit Tests
In the previous post I presented one way of implementing unit tests for iOS code that access the internet asynchronously. In this post I'll go through how to use Mock Objects to further stabilize and optimize these tests. If you're unfamiliar with the concept of Mock Objects I'll suggest you first read A Brief History of Mock Objects or this Wikipedia article.
As mentioned in the previous post, it is possible that the unit tests may fail due to some outside factor even though our code is working perfectly. This could for instance be an internet service that is temporarily down or malfunctioning, or it could be your own ISP that have some problems.
By replacing the code that access the internet by Mock Objects that mimic the same behavior the unit tests can be made completely independent of external factors. Additionally by mocking the internet access the unit tests will also execute substantially faster . A speed increment by a factor 1000 or more is not unusual.
In Test Driven Development the complete Unit Test suite should ideally be executed as part of your normal compile setup. This means that execution times in the order of seconds for just a single test is an absolutely no-go. As Noel Llopis states in this blog post, the total execution time for the full test suite of your entire project should be less than 2 seconds. Whether the limit is 1, 2 or maybe even 3 seconds is not important, but the point is that it should be so fast that it doesn't contribute to the perceived build time.
In the following I'll show how to mock the network access code for ILGeoNames using OCMock by Mulle Kybernetik.
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Setting up the Xcode project
OCMock comes both as a framework and as a static library in the same download. The static library can be used both with logic tests and application testes whereas the framework only supports logic tests. I have chosen to use the static library in case I'll later need to add some application tests.
After downloading the latest version of OCMock it is placed next to the SampleApp folder. In order to be able to use the OCMock library, we also need to make the library and headers available in the Xcode project. This is done by adding a few parameters to the build settings of the UnitTest target:
Preparing the Test Data
First we'll need to add a few extra variables to the ILGeoNamesLookupTest to hold the mock object as well as the data it will return:
@interface ILGeoNamesLookupTest : SenTestCase { ... id mockParser; NSData *cannedResult; }
cannedResult variable is preloaded with the test data before executing each test by calling the method below. This will cause the named JSON file to be loaded from the UnitTest.bundle and stored so it can be returned later by the Mock Object:
- (void)loadCannedResultWithName:(NSString*)cannedName { cannedResult = [[NSData alloc] initWithContentsOfFile: [[NSBundle bundleForClass:[self class]] pathForResource:cannedName ofType:@"json"]]; STAssertNotNil(cannedResult, @"Failed to load canned result '%@'", cannedName); }
We'll also need to grab some test data to return. To make sure no formatting, etc. is applied to the data, we'll just grab it by firing up
curl in the Terminal:
$ curl "http://api.geonames.org/findNearbyJSON?lat=37.33164146&lng=-122.03018903&style=FULL&username=unittest" -o AppleComputerHeadquaters.json
The "AppleComputerHeadquaters.json" file is then added to the UnitTest target so it can be loaded during execution of the tests.
Deciding where to Mock the Interface
Before we start mocking the interfaces, let's first take a look at what's going on inside the code being tested.
- (void)findNearbyPlaceNameForLatitude:(double)latitude longitude:(double)longitude { NSString *urlString; // Request formatted according to http://www.geonames.org/export/web-services.html#findNearby urlString = [NSString stringWithFormat:kILGeoNamesFindNearbyURL, latitude, longitude, userID]; [self sendRequestWithURLString:urlString]; } - (void)sendRequestWithURLString:(NSString*)urlString { // Detach a thread to perform the request [NSThread detachNewThreadSelector:@selector(threadedRequestWithURLString:) toTarget:self withObject:urlString]; }
findNearbyPlaceNameForLatitude:longitude: method just constructs a
urlString to be passed to the worker thread through the internal
sendRequestWithURLString: method.
You may wonder why the worker thread is not spawned directly from within the
findNearbyPlaceNameForLatitude:longitude: method, but as I will show shortly this makes it easier to mock the internet access.
Inside the
threadedRequestWithURLString: method the actual network access is taking place:
- (void)threadedRequestWithURLString:(NSString*)urlString { NSAutoreleasePool *downloadPool = [[NSAutoreleasePool alloc] init]; NSURLRequest *request; @synchronized(self) { done = NO; self.dataBuffer = [NSMutableData data]; // Create the request request = [NSURLRequest requestWithURL:[NSURL URLWithString:urlString] cachePolicy:NSURLRequestReloadIgnoringLocalCacheData timeoutInterval:60.0]; // Create the connection with the request and start loading the data dataConnection = [[NSURLConnection alloc] initWithRequest:request delegate:self]; } // Just sit spinning in the run loop until all is done if(self.dataConnection) { [self performSelectorOnMainThread:@selector(downloadStarted) withObject:nil waitUntilDone:NO]; while (!done) { [[NSRunLoop currentRunLoop] runMode:NSDefaultRunLoopMode beforeDate:[NSDate dateWithTimeIntervalSinceNow:5.0]]; } } // Release resources used only in this thread @synchronized(self) { self.dataBuffer = nil; self.dataConnection = nil; } [downloadPool release]; }
We could mock the individual interfaces used by the
threadedRequestWithURLString: method (i.e.
NSURLRequest and
NSURLConnection) and thus provide Mock Objects that mimic the real interfaces as closely as possible. This would however require that we also deal with runloops, autorelease pools, etc.
We're not really interested in how
NSURLRequest and
NSURLConnection behaves. What we're really interested in is how our code reacts to the delegate callbacks from these classes.
The ideal place to mock the interface therefore seems to be the
sendRequestWithURLString: method and the
NSURLConnectionDelegate callbacks.
Partially Mocking the Interface
In order to provide the test data upon calling
sendRequestWithURLString: we'll create the following method which will first validate the URL constructed previously. Then it will return the canned result to the code being tested through the
NSURLConnectionDelegate methods:
- (void)returnCannedResultForRequest:(NSString*)request { // Validate request STAssertNotNil(request, @"Invalid request"); NSURL *url = [NSURL URLWithString:request]; STAssertNotNil(url, @"Failed to make request '%@' into url", request); STAssertEqualObjects([url scheme], @"http", @"Invalid request scheme"); STAssertEqualObjects([url host], @"api.geonames.org", @"Invalid request host"); STAssertEqualObjects([url path], @"/findNearbyJSON", @"Invalid request path"); NSArray *params = [[url query] componentsSeparatedByString:@"&"]; STAssertTrue([params containsObject:@"username=unittest"], @"Username not set correctly in request"); // Return canned result or error if(cannedResult) { parser.dataBuffer = [NSMutableData data]; [parser connection:nil didReceiveData:cannedResult]; [parser connectionDidFinishLoading:nil]; parser.dataBuffer = nil; } else { [parser connection:nil didFailWithError:cannedError]; } }
Next we'll create a partial Mock Object for the
ILGeoNamesLookup code under test. This mock object will intercept the call to
sendRequestWithURLString: and instead call the stub method which again will validate the request and finally return the canned result which have been loaded in the first line of the test case:
-(void) testAppleComputerHeadquarters { // Mock the ILGeoNamesLookup so no actual network access is performed [self loadCannedResultWithName:@"AppleComputerHeadquaters"]; mockParser = [OCMockObject partialMockForObject:parser]; [[[mockParser stub] andCall:@selector(returnCannedResultForRequest:) onObject:self] sendRequestWithURLString:[OCMArg any]]; // Perform code under test [parser findNearbyPlaceNameForLatitude:37.33164146 longitude:-122.0301890]; // Validate result ... }
Running the Test
When we now run the test we should hopefully see a result similar to the one below:
Test Suite 'ILGeoNamesLookupTest' started at 2011-04-18 18:44:34 +0000 Test Case '-[ILGeoNamesLookupTest testAppleComputerHeadquarters]' started. Test Case '-[ILGeoNamesLookupTest testAppleComputerHeadquarters]' passed (0.001 seconds). Test Suite 'ILGeoNamesLookupTest' finished at 2011-04-18 18:44:34 +0000. Executed 1 test, with 0 failures (0 unexpected) in 0.001 (0.002) seconds
Not only did our test pass without failures during this run, but it will continue to succeed every time we run it unless we break something in our own code. But what's equally important is that the test executed more than 3000 times faster than when we ran the same test using real internet access.
This means that by using Mock Objects we have ensured that our tests are completely reliable every time we run them and so fast that there aren't really any excuse for not running them every time we make some changes to the code.
But even though Mock Objects provide a way of improving your unit tests they are not able to fully replace functional and integration tests. They will make these tests easier by minimizing what is left to be tested by human (or monkey) testers.
In the above example we also removed the unit testing of the actual network access. This means that this code should instead be added to our list of things to check during integration and functional testing. Otherwise we might instead have created a loophole for bugs to creep through.
The Xcode project used in this post as well as the complete unit tests can be downloaded from GitHub.


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When you take the GED tests at a testing center within New York State, your answer sheets are sent to the State Education Department in Albany to be scored. The scoring process can take up to 4-6 weeks during peak periods, although results at times may be issued in as little as 2-3 weeks, if no issues delay the scoring of your materials.
Is there anything I can do to speed up the process? Thanks.
Delays could be caused by many things, such as, but not limited to, stray markings on the answer sheets, torn answer sheets, and poorly or misbubbled responses. It is important to keep in mind that the fewer the number of candidate errors on the test forms, the quicker the test results will be mailed out.
Once your answer sheet/s have been successfully scored, one of several possible documents will be mailed to the address you provided on your answer sheet at the time of testing: 1) New York State High School Equivalency Diploma and/or a transcript of passing scores 2) a transcript of your failing scores, or 3) a letter of ineligibility. You can also verify when your scores have been released by clicking on GED Status Report and following the directions for record retreival.
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[Test Date] : 6/18/12
[Document type] : Diploma
[Issue Date] : July 13, 2012
now does this mean i passed ?
ive searched thru a few differ forums but all have mixed answers, does anyone have a for sure answer to this ? Thank you !
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Dates are tentative and are unfortunately subject to change.
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8/30/2012 Diploma September 13,2012
Did I pass the GED test? I took it in the state of New York and I got that information off of the official NYC GED website. Sorry for being so pessimistic, I'm just nervous!
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Full of, exuding (also figuratively).
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The numerical value of consumed in Chaldean Numerology is: 1
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The numerical value of consumed in Pythagorean Numerology is: 4
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Bug 821877 logged errors about invalid CSP errors, which are relevant to web developers, to the web console, but reused the JS filter pane to do so because there was nowhere else to put it. Now that we have a new dedicated security pane introduced in bug 837351, we should log these errors there instead (indeed this was one of the original motivations for creating the dedicated pane).
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This patch categorizes all nsIScriptErrors with category "CSP" as security errors in the Web Console. I updated the unit test to more precisely test the desired behavior. I also removed the separate calls to ReportToConsole for the CSP errors that are added to the error queue, since doing this caused the errors to be reported to the Error Console twice.
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Looks good. How does try server look?
Try run: https://tbpl.mozilla.org/?tree=Try&rev=1a29311aa80f
Try run was green.


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